Robert Pattinson THE JONAS VAMPIRE
Rolling Stone coined Twilight heart throb Robert Pattinson 'The Jonas Vampire' on the 2008 Hot List, and after attending events for each at one of New York's Apple stores earlier this year we only felt it appropriate to take a look at how
two biggest teen fandoms this year stack up. Check it here. Photo: Fame.
FIRST!!!
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JONAS FOR LIFE
this is obvious
jonas
JONAS BROTHERS NO DOUBT!!
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woo hoo I finally got first!
pwnageee
obviously jonas bros have more dedicated fans!!!
they poned rob anytime!!
love joe jonas
I'm on Roberts team
JB
yeah twilight is a movie. the jonas brothers are actual people/an actual band. their fans are way more dedicated.
Well you have to vote JB either way. Rob's fans are mature. They don't sit at home and hump posters of him like The Jonas Brother's fans. Rob is a real man with real fans who don't only like him for his looks.
JB fans are just a bunch of immature 12 year olds who have a fucked up brain because they all think their going to marry them.
jb duh you fuckers
The Jonas Brothers and Rob Pattison are both amazing, but I will have to go with the Jonas Brothers!!!
ROB PWNS HE IS MAKING 10 MILLION FOR ONE MOVIE AND THE JONAS BROTHERS MADE 12 MILL FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR.
THAT SHOWS YOU WHOSE MORE TALENTED.
ROB HAS REAL FANS LIKE SOMEONE SAID. HIS FANBASE ISNT A BUNCH OR 10 YEAR OLDS. HIS FANS CAN ACTUALLY READ LMFAO
well duh, the jonas brothers.
what the hell do you think they have fucking crazed and bainwashed teens.
robert is like sooooo much more good looking and better actor, and he is pretty good singer. i love his accent (:
robert pattinson is SO UGLY
JONAS BROTHERS ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!!
Uhmmm no.
I have 2 obsessed Twilight friends and I am positive they masturbate to Robert Pattinson on a daily basis. They are 18.
I am 18 as well.
I am a dedicated Jonas Brothers fan, and FUCK YOU if you don't support that.
Jonas fans are more real and dedicated than any other fanbase out there.
You have no idea what we do for these boys and how much they mean to us.
NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THEIR LOOKS. They are inspirational, talented, funny..
They appreciate us as fans just like we appreciate them.
Rob and Kristen dont give a FUCK about their fans.
ROBERT PATTISON B*TCHES.
Hes soo HOT.
the only hot one in the jonas brothers is nick..and he isnt even hot hes okay looking..
JB!!!!OH BTW WE ROCK!
JB fans.
No doupt,
Team Rob!
Robert is actually a man and has gone through puberty unlike the jonas brothers aha.; )
JB!
joans brothers.
HAVE CRAZYYYY intense fans.
all i have to say to this is
jonas fan
-camp out for days on scary streets in hollywood to see the boys
-they camp out even if they dont have tickets to the event, just so they can see them walk by
-they wait ridiculous amounts of hours in line for them
-they spent a ton of money for concert tickets even if there in the last row.
-they buy anything and everything that has the smallest thing about jonas in it
-they support them through everything.
and so much more.
jonas fans are dedicated.
i met honor society last night and i was talking to michael and had told him how a bunch of people camped out for the hollywood palladium show, i personally was there for three days with my best friend. and he was so happy, he was like wow thats deication. and i know the boys would be so happy knowing how much thier fans go through for them and i hope people camp out for us when we have our own shows.
lol he was adorable. but its true. jonas fans PONE roberts fans.
and alot of people who like robert like him cause of his character edward. just saying thats what ive heard alot of girls saying..
hahaha! so true!
Woaahhh that was harsh man *Sarcasm*
And yea is this a joke??, i love Rob but hands down its the Jonas Brothers..
They both have pretty dedicated fans but the Jonas Brothers' fans are intense. We've been there since 2005 when barely anyone knew about them. We do crazy things for those boys. And so what if Rob made more money? Since when does it matter how much money you have? And btw, the Jonas Brothers made $12 million last year. Also, not all JB fans are 12.. Have you been to a concert? They're fans range from like 8-20+. No joke. And Twilight has a lot of young fans as well. You're gonna have fans that range from young to older with everything.
JONAS BROTHERS ALL THE WAY
Jonas, they have the most annoying fans everrr. Team Twilight!
i say both, i think jonas brothers though.
but boy, it was CRAZY. they were about to cancel the damn event cuz of wild ass fangirls.
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i am a proud survivor of the stonestown mall twilight tour mayhem in san francisco when robert pattinson had a meet & greet
on the bright side, i was able meet him, thankfully, & believe me, he is GORGEOUS in person.
& i love the jonas brothers & their ARE dedicated, but damn you just had to be @ that RPmeet & greet. it was insane, probably because of the lack of security
& jonas brothers concerts, tho, there are the damn 10 yr olds, & they're pretty immature. & the jonas brothers have been around longer so yeah.
BUT I LOVE BOTH.
I think Rob Pattinson has really, really dedicated fans, but the Jonas Brothers have more fans.
I'm not sure, that's just my opinion.
i gotta stop hyoerventilating, all my favorite for guys;
nick, joe, kevin, and rob
even though i'm sorta disliking joe at the mo..
ROB PWNS HE IS MAKING 10 MILLION FOR ONE MOVIE AND THE JONAS BROTHERS MADE 12 MILL FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR.
THAT SHOWS YOU WHOSE MORE TALENTED.
ROB HAS REAL FANS LIKE SOMEONE SAID. HIS FANBASE ISNT A BUNCH OR 10 YEAR OLDS. HIS FANS CAN ACTUALLY READ LMFAO
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PONED is a Jonas word,
don't use it please!
Well you have to vote JB either way. Rob's fans are mature. They don't sit at home and hump posters of him like The Jonas Brother's fans. Rob is a real man with real fans who don't only like him for his looks.
JB fans are just a bunch of immature 12 year olds who have a fucked up brain because they all think their going to marry them.
yeah i know what u mean when i met him in la he was nice i mean with jb its just looks with with robert pattinson its his personality he is the nicest person u ever meet and he actually have a real convo with u unlike somebody but i vote for robert pattinson
ROB FORSURE.
i love the Jonas Brothers but i also love Robert Pattinson!! but i am going to have to go with JB!!
i still love u Rob!!!
Rob fans are dedicated.
Jonas fans are obsessed.
Team Rob!
Robert is actually a man and has gone through puberty unlike the jonas brothers aha.; )
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this is about dedicated fans, not about who has gone through puberty.
JONAS!!
Jonas...
I mean c'mon...
IF YOU LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS,TWILIGHT,AND DEMI LOVATO..
SUSCRIBE & FRIEND US!!
YOUTUBE.COM/LALALANDTONIGHT
JUST COPY AND PASTE!!<3
THANKSSS,
why must Nick be so freaking hot? God, I love that boy!
are u serious ?
obviously JB.
Jonas...
I mean c'mon...
what does that mean some ppl like rob 2
are u serious ?
obviously JB.
wow y must u be so rude *crying* what has this world come to god im gonna go cry to mommy
sorrys bros...
ROBBBBBERRRRRRRRTTTTTTT<3333333333
Psh, Jonas Brothers hands down!
Woot woot they PONE Twlighters!
I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS <3
Jonas Brothers dude. But i do love twilight.
obviously jb.
twilight is a bad book and movie.
sorry.
i like jb music and i think the fans are more dedicated.
haha well jb have a lot of mature fans bitch!!
im 17 and love them...well actually joe jonas
joe looks so cute in that pic...love him!!
you guys dont have to be rude with it we know who has more mature fans and how can u say rob fans arent dedicated cuz we are we just arent obsessed we dont just like him for his looks and it didnt say who had more fans rob is just starting out in the us so not only ppl knew him so of course jonas brothers are gonna have way more fans than rob but the fans that he do have are very
dedicated.
FUTURE PREDICTION Jonas Brothers won't be around they will be back street boys
I love the Robert Pattinson posts! I would read Oceanup more if they had more posts on him.
Rob Pattinson can do me, (hard,) on a bear skin rug ANYTIME!
jonas is deff bigger.. NOW
give jonas 1 more year and then say byebye
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Hey i love rob actually..
but unless you've been living under a rock the past year or so you would know the Jonas brothers have alot of dedicated (crazy) fans.....
More so than Rob.. but his fan base is growing of course..
who ever said the Jonas fans don't like the Jonas brothers for their looks?
I mean yeah they look good; but that's not all.
i did not say they didnt i said rob has some too if u would have read it right u would have understood why dont u read it over so u can understand and this is what i mean when i say rob has mature fans am i living under a rock that was rude really rude
my review of twilight:
1. Bella and Edward's relationship is based purely on appareance (not love)
2. Twilight teaches teens that it is totally okay to stop school just because you're pregnant.
3. Don't know what to do with your ex-boyfriend Jacob Black? Easy, Give him your baby so that he can get over you.
4. Twilight also teaches teens that boyfriends who stalk you and stop you from seeing your friends are the good kind of boyfriends (they're not)
5. The entire series is poorly written and poorly researched (vampires sparkle?)
6. How can a vampire, someone who is already dead make a baby, even if it's with a living person? (btw, necrophilia? haha)
7. The twilight series is made out of books that revolve entirely around Bella and Edward's relationship. (If you wanted to make a romance novel, make Edward a wife beater and take the vampires and werewolves out of the equation if you aren't even going to use them properly)
8. Twilight implies that it is rather touching if your boyfriend says that he can't live without you and will try to kill himself because "you don't love him" (No, just no)
9. Edward and Bella spend countless paragraphs just staring into each other's eyes (There is more to a relationship than that, right?)
10. Bit me, Edward? Hahaha. Vampirism isn't a very nice thing. (In fact, it isn't cool)
Additional Note:
Smeyer is exploting you. How so?
She stopped writing Midnight Sun just because of a puny leak. She's milking her massive "fanbase" of what it's worth. Any good author builds a bridge and gets over it.
most of them do and dont lie most of their fans just like them for their looks
ahhh I LOVE THEM BOTH!!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT<3
JB ALL THE WAY
I'm with Rob. I love him to death and he's an original. He doesn't get carried away by the whole Hollywood shit. He's really talented, and seems like they type of guy who wouldn't change because of his stardom.
I used to be a HARD CORE JB fan, but they are so overrated! I am so sick and tired of them now because you see their pretty little fake faces everywhere now. I'm not dissing them just because I don't like them anymore, I'm just saying, they're getting annoying and they should be nice and share the spotlight with other rising artisst... gosh! and because Hollywood and fame has changed them. and don't you dare fucking try and to object with that FACT because they have changed, they're so hollywood now. they used to wear ed hardy and now they onlt wear designer? twf is up with that?
the jb rock!
their music is awesome [:
keep rockin' guys (:
My 2 favorite guys on earth!
Joe and Rob!
It's like hot guy heaven <3
WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM?
WHO CARES WHAT THEY WEAR o_O? SERIOUSLY!!
WTF!!?
with that FACT because they have changed, they're so hollywood now. they used to wear ed hardy and now they onlt wear designer? twf is up with that?
ROBERT ALL THE WAYY!!!
the jonas brothers are growin' up that's the "biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig change" *sarcasm*
jb fans all the way!!
Rob may be cute, but JB are the HOTTEST! You all know my obsession with Kevin. That smile of his in that pic makes me melt
Team Robert!
I WAS THERE AT THE ITUNES TONS OF SCREAMING AND ALOT WERE CAMPING AT THE FREAKIN' PLANET HOLLYWOOD. I went there and got my wrist bands twice, and i had to wake up early and all this crap.
Just stupid little disney kids like the Fag Brothers.
Sorry, I mean Jonas Brothers.
see only care about the looks rob has a awesomepersonality and he is hot but looks dont really matter to me i never went for looks only personality
the jb have an awesome personality too. i met them last week
so have i and i didnt say they didnt
ROB PWNS HE IS MAKING 10 MILLION FOR ONE MOVIE AND THE JONAS BROTHERS MADE 12 MILL FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR.
THAT SHOWS YOU WHOSE MORE TALENTED.
ROB HAS REAL FANS LIKE SOMEONE SAID. HIS FANBASE ISNT A BUNCH OR 10 YEAR OLDS. HIS FANS CAN ACTUALLY READ LMFAO
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PONED is a Jonas word,
don't use it please!
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actually, poned was before JB.
i know they use it frequently along with the fans, but they didn't just make up the word.
jonas forever!!!
ew the jonas bros are NOT hot.
Rob is hot.
They both have alot of fans. end of storryyy!
Robert Pattison
-Hot
-great actor
-amazing singer/musician
- very modest (watch interviews and stuff)
- awesome personality! he doesnt care what the hoolywood stareotype is. he goes along with his own thing..
I admire him really!
I'm on Team Jonas and Team Edward.
That being said, Joe Jonas is my life. haha
I love, love, love the Jonas Brothers and i love Rob too! more as edward cullen though of course...
Both of them are all over my locker...
and yea Jonas fans, win the whole biggest fan thing..
robert fan all the way...joe jonas is way too into himself these days...and if they ever say they're the same guys from jersey they're so lying their asses off
Roberts a freaking ugly druggy
Whats with the random Jonas hate??
Cant we all just hold hands around the campfire??
and to Anonymous why is it so hard to believe that JB still have some of the 'just 3 guys from Jersey' left in them..
I KNOW they have changed but its sad to see some people im guessing get so caught up in the media, tabloids, rumors that they loose faith.....
YAYAYAYAYYAYA! I love the Joe love. Peeple in recent posts have been mean abnd said he looked like micheal
They are
jackson and nick and kevin were sexy
but so is Joe. GO JOE UR SO HOT AND WE LOVE YOU!
okay to all the people who are dissin the twilight books you guys are mentally retarded and obviously dont know how to read. the books are incredible. as far as the fan thing goes who really cares. jb and rob both have die hard fans from all ages. im 18 and i like some of jbs music. but i am a way bigger fan of rob because he acts his age and has a personality. he's way more interesting
GO JOE!
i love you!! (:
Rob made that the JB look like little girls!
I f*cking love him!
to the person with twilight review thing..seriously? the books are fictional so that means anything goes in the story even if that means vampires sparkle! do you have some vampire rule book explaining how things are suppose go..no! its called an imagaination. you are analyzing the story all wrong! just because your not smart enough to understand the true meaning of the story doesnt mean you have to make up bullshit implications of the books. peolpe grow the hell up!
JB are so hot and amazing, and have WAY better fans.
I believe that 99% of robert pattinson fans only like him cuz hes twilight related and looks hot in the movie.
But in real life hes a disappointment. I also doubt
that that 99% cared about him in Harry Potter.
On the other hand, JB fans have been there since the
beginning, and have always been great musicans
and had great looks
all i have to say to this is
jonas fan
-camp out for days on scary streets in hollywood to see the boys
-they camp out even if they dont have tickets to the event, just so they can see them walk by
-they wait ridiculous amounts of hours in line for them
-they spent a ton of money for concert tickets even if there in the last row.
-they buy anything and everything that has the smallest thing about jonas in it
-they support them through everything.
and so much more.
jonas fans are dedicated.
i met honor society last night and i was talking to michael and had told him how a bunch of people camped out for the hollywood palladium show, i personally was there for three days with my best friend. and he was so happy, he was like wow thats deication. and i know the boys would be so happy knowing how much thier fans go through for them and i hope people camp out for us when we have our own shows.
lol he was adorable. but its true. jonas fans PONE roberts fans.
and alot of people who like robert like him cause of his character edward. just saying thats what ive heard alot of girls saying..
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LMFAO that's proves how retarded you are. Obsessed with a bunch of guys who will never know you exist. Rob's fans respect him for his career not because he's with Disney or because he's good looking. His fan base ranged from 12-80 jb's range from 8-20 most being 8-13 or 14.
Obsessed and dedicated are not the same thing. Maturity is worth more then dedication. At least us Rob fans don't threaten to kill anyone who says he's ugly.
and how stupid is the bitch that thinks kb created the word poned
its not poned its PWNED which has been around in internet lingo for about 5 years now, fucking stupid idiot.
i used to be a HUGE jonas' fan, i cried for them a couple of times, but i got sick of them! i was in love with the old jonas, who were always happy, making jokes, having fun, etc. lately they became stupid guys! the fame has taken over their minds, and that's a fact! i can't stand them anymore.. twilight is the best book ever, and the movie is fantastic! rob is an great actor, freaking HOT and unasumming! he doesnt say 'ok, thank you, i love you' to the fans fakely like the jobros, he's like 'ok, thank you, but i don't understand why are you screaming, i'm just a person, like you!'. taht's my opinion. and before people start saying that i don't have a life.. i do have a life, and that's NOT your bussiness.
Most dedicated fans are def the fans of the Jonas Brothers. I hope they won't end up like BSB. I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS. I'm not a fan of them just because of their looks. Their music reached out to me, and it relates to me. Robert on the other hand, i like Edward more than i like Robert but he seems to be new to the Hollywood life, we just see if Hollywood changes him. Besides Robert's fanbase is just starting to grow because he's in the Twilight movie. I forgot all about him in that HP movie. And he just made me remember him, by poping out of nowhere in Twilight. That's why I voted Jonas Brothers. Their fans have been around and around. Team Jonas dude.
hahahah seriously JONASSSS.
rob might have a lot of fans, but hes got NOTHING to jonas fans :]
we're sorta scary. kinda stalkerish :] proudjbfan<3
Um Easy...ROB Cause he is NOT a poser
Unlike some celebs i kno.
and as far as who's fanbase is more dedicated
WHO EFFING CARES?
like when rob went on those mall tours
and ppl were get injured and shit
i was Seriously embarresed of the twilight fandom
so you JB fans can go make fools of yourselfs
and look like complete idiots. really you guys, go ahead
Most dedicated fans are def the fans of the Jonas Brothers. I hope they won't end up like BSB. I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS. I'm not a fan of them just because of their looks. Their music reached out to me, and it relates to me. Robert on the other hand, i like Edward more than i like Robert but he seems to be new to the Hollywood life, we just see if Hollywood changes him. Besides Robert's fanbase is just starting to grow because he's in the Twilight movie. I forgot all about him in that HP movie. And he just made me remember him, by poping out of nowhere in Twilight. That's why I voted Jonas Brothers. Their fans have been around and around. Team Jonas dude.
AGREE!
Rob Pattinson of course!
I hate the Jonas Brothers. Nothing personal. I just simply hate they are bringing the Don Johnson look back. Next thing you know, mullets are the shit... *rolls eyes* They are too metro for my taste... So, yeah, slob, stinky Rob for me, thank you very much.
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i can't believe you would compare the two! both come from completely different spheres! but my vote goes to robert pattinson and im not being bias i just never liked the jonas brothers. they're prepubescent style totally erks me and their voices sound like if they're gasping for air
team robert bitchesss
all you little teenyboppers voting for those wannabe's need to get a lifee.
i was at the jonas apple store.
it was insane.
i never wish to experience that again.
i love them, but fucking harry conick jr. ruined the whole thing for me. cause he had to buy 2 rows of seats for his daughter.
and so i couldnt get a seat.
and my friend almost fainted.
and we ran out crying.
blahhh oceanup!
i hate being reminded of this day!
team jonas forever!!!!
the jobros have more fans but ROB PAT HAS MORE DEDICATED FANS... THINK ABOUT IT, JB FANS ARE TWEENS, ROB, ON THE THER HAND NOT ONLY HAS TWEEN FANS BUT PEOPLE FROM ALL AGES
ROB PAT ALL THE WAY!
Team Jonas! Rob is cute and all, but I don't really
the HUGE deal about him. Yeah, I've seen Twilight
twice, but it doesn't even compare to JB. And to all
those people that say that JB has changed, I met them
a couple weeks ago and they were really nice, not the
fake kinda nice either. =/
TEAM ROBERT ALL THE WAY!!!
Im a 12 year old turning 13 next year and proud to be a Rob supporter! (Ive hated the Jonas Bros since the very first time I heard them sing. They sound like theyre dying!)Not all tweens go for the J.B., you know. And theyre not even hot. At ALL. I pity my classmates who have crushes on them
I love both of them, but I'm starting to like Rob more. He has a lot of talent. I still love JB though!!! RPatz's popularity is just growing now, but the Jonas Brothers have been around for longer.
I like twilight but... I love Jonas (L) *--*
Umm...Robert's an actor and a singer.
Jonas Brothers are a band. ( btw lousy, IMO!)
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU COMPARE THEM?
oh, and if you think that jb are good actors..
GET SOME HELP.
ROBERT PATTINSON!!obviously
rob is hot and the jonas NOT and robert have more dedicate fans and the jonas , the fans of the jonas is for the face the fans of the jonas is obsessed with them... and robert is so cute i love rob
GO ROB!!
Ummmm I agree, how can you compare an actor to a band of 3 singers?! That makes no sense!
Anyways, I'm with Rob here. Though it seems team chastity has already won... ugh
Robert.
I'm both, NO DOUBT !
Im Team Rob!
Umm, well let's see: The Jonas Brothers have been world famous for the past few years. Rob Pattinson hasn't really become as famous until quite recently. The Jonas Brothers are three guys, where as Rob is just one. Ok, so how is this a fair contest again?
I'd choose Rob over those three soda pop tweens any day, but I don't see how they can even be associated in a competition like that when Rob's fanbase didn't sky rocket until Twilight. Now Rob vs Zac Efron? That's something I'd like to see!
So let me get this straight...we have one actor versus three soda pop teens, who have not only had a longer reign being worldly famous but also are THREE musicians. How is this a fair competition again?
Yeah, I'm a Rob fan all the way!
This is obviously a comparison of apples to oranges you silly twits. Let's all take a step back, shall we?
As much as i love them both,
i'm going to have to go with Robert here. Like someone said, Robert can make 10 million on just one movie.
JB has to take a year for that.
I'm not going to criticize JB though, cuz i think they are talented in their own way.
Still, Team Robert all the way!<3
Rob all the way!!!!!!
fuck the jonas brothers.
rpattz <3
Robert 4 life!!!!
lol, check your sources. People have camped out for days just to get the chance to shake robs hand
the twilight movies sold out months before opening, alot of sales based on rob.
at a hot topic event in sanfran people were so desperate to see rob that several people got hurt in the rush
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and I hate to break it to you, but it takes alot more talent and effort to act as well as he does than it does to sing. Oh but wait... he is very talented at both.
My alleigances are obviously with Rob.
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SPUNK!
SPUNK!
Rob is more talented than those three teens will ever be.
I'm totally going with Robert! Want reasons? Here they are:
1. Robert's wayyy more talented
2. He's freaking HOTTER!
3. He has a bigger variety of fans than JB does, from a 7 yr old who wanted him to bite her, to a 40+ yr old who wanted him to bite her baby! (LOL)
4. He's more mature
5. He's different from others, he doesn't care what people say about him, and he's not afraid to say what he thinks.
6. He's very sweet. (I would know, I went for an autograph session)
7. When fans scream "I LOVE U", he doesn't reply "Thanks! I love u 2!", he says "Thanks, but why??" lol..
I og tons more, but I think i'm gonna stop right here.. TEAM ROB 4EVA!
Btw, is this even a FAIR competition? 1 guy against 3?? Aha. Yeah. Fair.
JB? Hahaha. So so bad.
ROBERT! ?
Robert!!
Team Robert!
Spunk Ransom.
ROBERT FOREVER AND EVER!
Wow, Robert is SO much better then JB, it's such an injustice with them :B
TEAM ROBERT!
GOOOO ROOOOOOOOB!
Rooooobert as always <3
The JB are 3 little boys, you dont
compare they with a MAN! XD
+ Spunk
all the time, GO ROB!
Who's this shit? You name yourself "twilight and" give this damn review. Crazy person!
"my review of twilight:
1. Bella and Edward's relationship is based purely on appareance (not love)
2. Twilight teaches teens that it is totally okay to stop school just because you're pregnant.
3. Don't know what to do with your ex-boyfriend Jacob Black? Easy, Give him your baby so that he can get over you.
4. Twilight also teaches teens that boyfriends who stalk you and stop you from seeing your friends are the good kind of boyfriends (they're not)
5. The entire series is poorly written and poorly researched (vampires sparkle?)
6. How can a vampire, someone who is already dead make a baby, even if it's with a living person? (btw, necrophilia? haha)
7. The twilight series is made out of books that revolve entirely around Bella and Edward's relationship. (If you wanted to make a romance novel, make Edward a wife beater and take the vampires and werewolves out of the equation if you aren't even going to use them properly)
8. Twilight implies that it is rather touching if your boyfriend says that he can't live without you and will try to kill himself because "you don't love him" (No, just no)
9. Edward and Bella spend countless paragraphs just staring into each other's eyes (There is more to a relationship than that, right?)
10. Bit me, Edward? Hahaha. Vampirism isn't a very nice thing. (In fact, it isn't cool)
Additional Note:
Smeyer is exploting you. How so?
She stopped writing Midnight Sun just because of a puny leak. She's milking her massive "fanbase" of what it's worth. Any good author builds a bridge and gets over it."
P.S. I used to hate Rob and love Gaspard but I can see
that Rob is way cooler and a lot more than the Jonas
Brothers. So back off loser.
Where's the both option!?!?!? I can't choose between my two loves!!!! JB and Rob!!! AAAHHH!!! I can't choose!!! Twilight or JB...JB or Twilight!!! How does someone choose between them?!?!? They are each a half which make up my whole life!!!
ROB! ?
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Rob Pattinson.
okay...i may love the jonas brothers but...it's ROBERT PATTINSON. so get over yourselves and realize it cuz it's true. i'm usually big on other people sharing they're opinions but this is getting ridiculous. either get over it. other people prefer different people. or stop saying crap like "screw robert pattinson he's ugly" and "the jonas brothers are some gay pop band, screw them". no offense to anyone. and i didnt mean either of the two statements above. okay. well...i guess...just for the fun of it...i definitley go with robert. he was in harry potter which i loved way before i even knew what who the jonas brothers were and then he played Edward in twilight. and even if he hadnt...i probably still would have gone with him. and please dont call me a hypocrite just cuz i answered the poll. i get bored very easily. no offense to anyone by the way. just stating my opinion as i'm known to do.!!!
Hm...um well the OBVIOUS answer is Rob.
The guy has teenage girls camping outside his
apartment.... and JB? Ew..
Robert Pattinson FOREVER!
JB (Puajjj)
JONAS BROTHERS;
Only because our dedication is so much more powerful. Were not ten year olds, thanks. You only say that because their Disney channel. It's old, use something different please. <3
WHY ROB FANS ARE MORE HARDCORE:
1. SAN FRAN! Dude, the police had to show up to restrain all of the twilight fans! Some girls got their noses broken just to see one guy!
2. HES EDWARD CULLEN! Who cares about a bunch of singing boys. How many groups have we had like that...like what one hundred???
3...
YOu know I can go on but what's the point. you JB fans will just think you pwn rob anyway...
TWILIGHT<3 <3 <3 <3
robert pattinson is so hott he almost makes the jonas brothers look ugly. prettymuch.
imm lovin spunkkk. :]
Robert! of course
THIS IS UNFAIR!
robert is just one guy, he can only have so many fans.
The jonas brothes are on the other hand. And people have different views on them , which brings in more fans.
Ths should'nt even be a competition.
Divide them up, then we'll see.
MAKE IT FAIR MAN!