Taylor ‘Mom Re-Arranged My Bathroom’

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Taylor Swift updated her Myspace blog: While I was in LA, my mom re-arranged my bathroom.. When I left for LA, my way of storing all of my make up and hair products was to pile it all on my bathroom counter. Most of it was grouped together in a very organized system (the pile). That’s not to say the system was not flawed.

There was one tiny, insignificant recurring problem.. If you pulled one thing out of the middle of the pile, It would create a giant avalanche of lip gloss and eye shadow and other various cosmetics (sometimes a container of powder, which was undoubtedly left halfway closed- SO much fun to clean up!).

I was fine with my system. 17% of the time, it worked perfectly without disastrous results. I wasn’t going to complain about it because whining isn’t really my thing, and I didn’t have time to create another system (this takes planning and brainstorming!).

So my bathroom has stayed the same terrible mess of piled up beauty products for two years.. while I traveled the world with the sad, unorganized state of my bathroom perpetually weighing in the the back of my conscience. Then suddenly.. EVERYTHING changed.I came back from LA and discovered a whole new world My bathroom is now
a magical, wondrous place with cabinets for storing make up and hooks
on the door for holding scarves. There are even drawers for my hair
brushes and incredible little shelves for my towels!

There’s a new
shower curtain in place of the one I’ve had since 7th grade (the one
that has always secretly creeped me out a little, because it’s all
these people standing around and it really looks like they’re watching
me.

Which was weird. I never liked them, and I’m glad they’re gone.)
There are little windows in one of the dressers, and through it, I can
see the candles I used to have stashed randomly on the counter. Now
they have their perfect little home, all gathered together in their
tiny, organized sanctuary. But then I turned around and was startled by
something.. Where was my Britney Spears poster.. No, this can’t be
right… WHERE is it?!? I searched the room frantically for a few
seconds before finding it’s new spot.

My Britney Spears poster (from
6th grade) had been relocated to my bedroom, which is another AMAZING
upgrade. This way, I see it more often and it more proudly displays my
unwavering devotion to Britney Spears. My jewelry has been neatly
placed into these little jewelry containers that separate your
necklaces so they don’t get tangled into a huge unrecognizable,
mangled
ball that is IMPOSSIBLE to untangle.

That used to happen to me all the
time, but NOW it’s preventable! Also, I found so many things that went
missing over the years.. The most notable find would have to be my
glasses. I couldn’t believe it, but there they were! Apparently they
had been lost somewhere in the giant pile of cosmetic doom.. I
eventually gave up the search after a few weeks. Now they’re back! The
moral of the story is..

My mom is wonderful and we apparently share
the same hobby: Compulsively organizing and straightening up around the
house whenever we’re bored.
I can’t wait to tell you all about LA and my life-changing guest
appearance on CSI. Basically.. When I’m really old and can only
remember one story about my life to go back and relive, and tell over
and over and over again to the point where my grandchildren roll their
eyes and leave the room..

That’s the story. Ah, I can see it now. ‘You know, when I was a youngster, I got to guest star on CSI! It was
marvelous! So marvelous, it was!’
It was that good.
I’ll tell you all about the rest. I love you with all my heart.
lovelovelove
-T-

  • VVVanessa

    I HATE HER!! SO FUCKING MUCH!
    GO DIE IN A HOLE OR SOMETHING TAYLOR!!!!!!!!

  • oxochristinaxox

    haha yayyy chelsea!

  • Anonymous

    Seriously who cares that her bathroom is different??
    Maybe she can post a blog about then how she ate today t too *sarcasm*

    She makes me barf, such a untalented bitch.

    I hope you burn in hell Taylor,
    Sandra

  • Anonymous

    love herrrrrrrrrrrr :):):):)

  • K2tu

    Taylor I Hate You…

  • Anonymous

    that reminds me

    i really need to clean my bathroom ahah. I have the same problem she had

  • oxochristinaxox

    excuse me, but i am not fake.
    who the hell are you to tell me i am?
    do you know me? thanks didnt think so.
    ps did you see the drama with joe?!
    and every two seconds shes saying
    how shes had it tough & then she turns and does that..
    oh pleaaase.

  • Anonymous

    i love her so much! she’s so relatable and actually keeps in contact with her fans REGARDLESS of how much success she has. she’s the perfect example of a celebrity <3

  • oxochristinaxox

    ps. what if my mom was dead? thanks jerk.

  • Anonymous

    She’s an idiot.

    id say you are.

  • Anonymous

    will you stop talking. no one is attacking you. good gracious. relax. stop whining.

  • Anonymous

    lol girl stop. do you know her. i think no. so dont even throw that card down. that only makes you more fake, a fake hypocrite actually.

  • Jane

    ahhh she is hilarious! i was cracking up! and she is gorgeous as always. i really don’t see how people could hate someone they don’t know sooo much. wanting people to die? that is a terrible thing, i can’t even believe you

  • kirs

    she’s so funny(:
    love her.

  • oxochristinaxox

    see things like that.. all a persons doing is putting typing out theyre thoughts and someone has to attack.
    ‘why can weee be friends? why cant weeee be friends?’ lol psych, but seriously thats one of the major problems with the world these days – everyone attacking each other.
    ..wow okay ill take hits for this one bc im getting about to get all deep and its a freakin celeb post.. my bad! haha

  • JOSITA

    more people have chosen taylors side [or at least i have] because as a girl, thats a situation i never want to be in. yeah he can say shes the one that ended the phone call after 25 seconds, but what could he have possibly said in the 25 seconds to make her SO mad that she hung up? did he just come right out in the first 5 seconds and say “i want to break up”? if so, thats still a shitty thing to do. unlike joe and his brothers, she makes a REAL effort for her fans. whens the last time a blog has ACTUALLY been written by the brothers themselves? yeah, its been awhile. compare taylors myspace to the jonas brothers. jb’s whole myspace is plastered with promotions, not one single personal thing.

    JUST SAYING.

    __________________________________________________________________________

    AMEN. MY WORDS EXACTLY

  • Anonymous

    she spelt jewellery wrong :D

    she said her hidden talent is grammar ahhah me too :)

    i love taylor and her blogs there so funny
    shes so down to earth and real

    LOVE HER!

  • Anonymous

    why are people even mentoning selena if she is nowhere written in this blog…..and taylor and selena are very good frinds!!
    i love them both…they are awesome!!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t understand how ANY of what she said makes her seem like a bitch. You’re just saying that because you’re ‘Team Jonas’ and her and Joe broke-up and she speaks the truth about it.

  • Anonymous

    I agree one-hundred percent. One’s that are totally random and not all planned out like a lot of blogs are.

  • WOW

    WOW
    THIS IS SO
    INTERRESTINg
    tommrow
    TAYLOR SWIFT eats a BURGER ahhhh
    WTF?
    only thing this whore really can make headlines is if she CUTS HERSELF and
    dies
    but seriously
    HOO the hell would care?

  • oxochristinaxox

    shit, im gonna get the hypocrite comments arent i? fuck it, im peacing out for the night.. too delerious for this anymore. lolz love your music taylor, even if i dont agree with some of your tactics! (=

  • Jennifer

    How would you act if the person you loved broke up with you in 27 seconds? I bet you’d be as bitter, if not more bitter, about the break up. And btw, you coming to accuse Taylor of being fake on a Taylor Swift post is like you waiting in a long line to buy a CD for a band you don’t even like, it’s pointless. If you didn’t see the attacks coming, you must be an idiot or you just wanted to start some drama to keep your life interesting.

  • elle

    i like her. shes so adorable and funny.

    if you people think shes fake then idk who you think is “real”.

  • Anonymous

    lol this is the first post ive seen in like 4 days that doesnt have any comments
    about logan noh

  • MILEY FAN 4 LIFE

    omg, i cannot tell you how incredibly stupid you sound. you say “who the hell are you to tell me i am?
    do you know me? thanks didnt think so.” but you’re doing the EXACT same thing to Taylor that person did to you. You don’t know Taylor (judging by the way you talk about her)so who are you to say all those things about her?

  • Anonymous

    NICK STOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    yeah this whole post is about taylor, not joe. so dont come and bring all your jonas brothers drama into this. im sick of ppl ALWAYS making it about them. god, get a life.

  • Anonymous

    Uh…that was DETAILED.

    lmaooo, she seems like a sweet girl.

  • Anonymous

    she’s amazing. ahh she’s so real withher fans

  • jyrdhg

    that was so cute :)
    i love taylor swift, seeing her in march!

  • oxochristinaxox

    uhm okay so being a team jonas person has nothing to do with it actually. and yeah i dont know her, but neither do you, so how can you assume she isnt? bc he came out and told his side of the story, so how come you automatically pick her side? and im not saying this blog has is bitchy, i think its funny and i loved her up til the whole situation with joe happened.
    godd you guys are being over dramatic here. haha i was just stating what i thought about the chick. but my comments werent working so i had to post another one, not really out to get the bad word about taylor around i swear, whateverr lol

  • Anonymous

    You obviously do since you’re commenting on one of her posts dumbass. Why don’t you go do the entire world a favor and fuck off. BTW, it’s spelled “WHO” not “HOO”. I can tell you’re one intellectual creature by your CAPS and grammatical errors. Does it make you feel cool to type with CAPS douchebag?

  • Macy

    I HAVE TAYLORS LAPTOP! LOL! IM USING IT RIGHT NOW!

  • bianca

    BITCH.i hate her ¬¬ TEAM JOOOOOOOOOOOOOE <3

  • http://t blackskittles

    lol.
    yeah,
    i wish her mom would come and clean my room.
    im the worst cleaner ever..
    lol

  • Anonymous

    all people said was you don’t know her, so judging her doesn’t make any sense. i never saw the big deal about the joe thing, they are big boys, they’re fans are big girls, i don’t understand why their fans have their undies in a twist over it.

  • chelsea

    thank you josita! :D

  • Anonymous

    lol. and you still sound fake.

  • Anonymous

    more people have chosen taylors side [or at least i have] because as a girl, thats a situation i never want to be in. yeah he can say shes the one that ended the phone call after 25 seconds, but what could he have possibly said in the 25 seconds to make her SO mad that she hung up? did he just come right out in the first 5 seconds and say “i want to break up”? if so, thats still a shitty thing to do. unlike joe and his brothers, she makes a REAL effort for her fans. whens the last time a blog has ACTUALLY been written by the brothers themselves? yeah, its been awhile. compare taylors myspace to the jonas brothers. jb’s whole myspace is plastered with promotions, not one single personal thing.

    JUST SAYING.

  • Alaina [hates T. Shit]

    I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT! I FUCKING HATE HER SO MUCH! I HATE HATE HATE HER!

    xoxo

  • http://daslfjlds;fj.com jamie

    WHO CARES

  • oxochristinaxox

    guys really. all i said was i think shes a jerk and shit over the situation. youre blowing it way out of proportion and i really didnt say it to start a war, so get over yourselves. funny how one opinion can do this. im truly sorry to offend people, but im not sorry for feeling it.

  • Anonymous

    actually you said she was fake. thats going to cause issue being that you are on a taylor post. don’t know why your surprised by that.

  • Anonymous

    hahah go christina! :]

  • S lala

    r u retarded. cut the team jonas, team taylro craphonestly.
    i’m an obssesive Jonas fan and i love Taylor almost a smuch as i love the jonas brothers.
    you don’t HAVE to ick a side dammit.
    we don’t even knowwww them. even if you wish you did.
    so stop trying too.
    and if you even listened to half of taylors music or got to know what she like you wudnt say all this crap and assume thing sbaout her
    and this goes for EVERYONE.
    stop dissing Joe
    and stop dissing taylor
    theyre both amazing ppl in their own ways, and deserve the same respect as any othe rperosn
    BUTT OUTTA THIER BUSINESSSSSTUPID TEAM CRAP. JUST WISH EVEYRONE WOULD STOP THAT!

  • Anonymous

    hey what’s with this team jonas nonsense? they’re over THEIR relationship you should be too

  • oxochristinaxox

    why thank you, no one else seems to be on my side ;] haha

  • Anonymous

    exactly what i think

  • oxochristinaxox

    haha touche, but why am i the only one being attacked? theres other people saying they hate her and theyre not sucked into a silly war.. i guess its bc im the only one brave enough to actually have a name and not be another anonymous in a crowd. oh well

  • Anonymous

    hahah totally am! i love taylor and sick of jombies [jonas zombies] attacking her cus she actually had the balls to come out and basically say “the jonas brothers arent perfect!”

  • Anonymous

    sorry my names chelsea if that helps haha
    im usually just too lazy to fill out the stuff above
    lol

  • Anonymous

    she’s so adorable

  • Anonymous

    YYYYYYAYYYYY I JUST HAD AN EXPLOSION OF EXCITEMENT.

  • Anonymous

    lololol cuuuute! I don’t like her music much and I don’t think she’s “omg sooo gorgeous” at all, but she sure is fun and has an awesome personality!

  • http://www.mileyraycyrus.com.ar mileyfan4ever

    haha that was so long! :P
    I love Taylor! She’s so cool!
    & her songs are beautiful! ^^

  • anonymous

    first taylor swift rocks

  • Anonymous

    HAHA when i read the title i thought you were talking about taylor lautner, then i read: “It would create a giant avalanche of lip gloss and eye shadow” and i was like “hmm..gay” lol

  • Anonymous

    more people have chosen taylors side [or at least i have] because as a girl, thats a situation i never want to be in. yeah he can say shes the one that ended the phone call after 25 seconds, but what could he have possibly said in the 25 seconds to make her SO mad that she hung up? did he just come right out in the first 5 seconds and say “i want to break up”? if so, thats still a shitty thing to do. unlike joe and his brothers, she makes a REAL effort for her fans. whens the last time a blog has ACTUALLY been written by the brothers themselves? yeah, its been awhile. compare taylors myspace to the jonas brothers. jb’s whole myspace is plastered with promotions, not one single personal thing.

    JUST SAYING.
    ___________

    Agreed! Couldn’t have said it better:)

  • nitsan

    aww i love her!
    shes so cute!

  • Anonymous

    aww taylor! haha i love her! she is amazing!

  • beccagoldsmith

    ha ha ha!!Thank you, you just made my day!!!

  • amy

    shes so random but i love her :D

  • Anonymous

    LOVE TAYLOOOOOOORRRRRR
    i was gonna tell you she updated it. haha

  • anonymous

    first? taylor swift rocks
    selena gomez sucks

  • chelsea

    hahah are you referring to my “lazy” comment? lollll

  • Anonymous

    hahaha! she is so amazing!
    i totally feel her on the pile of cosemtics. its a mess but it is organized chaos. excpet when my mom tries to fix things, i usually can never find anything. so im glad her story ended better then mine usually does.

  • lauren

    taylor’s mom needs to come to my house….

  • Bruna Jonas ?

    She is so cute *–*

  • Anonymous

    tl;dr

  • oxochristinaxox

    shes such a bitch.
    team jonas duh

  • OceanUp

    Can the spammer who keeps asking about “Logan Noh” please re·frain due to arguments caused, thank you.

  • Anonymous

    i hope fame never changes her. i hope fame never changes this.

  • Sierraaa

    if thats her computer,
    then we have the same computer :]

  • Viv

    Haha shes cute

  • Anonymous

    Lol I love Taylor’s random blogs. She is too cute.

  • oxochristinaxox

    shes soo fake!

  • Anonymous

    how the heck is it taylor lautner if taylor swift’s picture is the first thing on the post. LOL

    taylor’s hilarious btw

  • AnaLove

    THIS is why I love taylor swift. SHe’s so…real. These little blogs aren’t about her overadvertising herself. She’s just being herself. Love her.

  • Stephanie

    awwwwwwww she is sooo cuteeeeee
    and hilarious i couldnt stop laughing
    i loveeeee taylorrrrr =]
    im actually listening to her new cd right now!

  • corrine =]

    ahaha i love her random blogs it makes her so cute ! she doesnt over advertise!

  • Anonymous

    your mom’s fake. LOL

    no no, correction… YOU’RE fake.

  • Anonymous

    lol. not gonna. THESE are the kind of blogs i like to see.

  • AnonymousAlso

    She’s an idiot.

  • Anonymous

    Absolutely not.

  • anonymous

    taylor swift rocks and selenagomez sucks

  • Madds.

    Oh my god.
    Hah I love it.

  • Anonymous

    it had no picture when i was reading :P

  • Anonymous

    i love her
    hate selena

  • TeamDemi

    i DIED laughing when i read this. she’s such a cutie…love her. :)

  • Anonymous

    So my bathroom has stayed the same terrible mess of piled up beauty products for two years.. while I traveled the world with the sad, unorganized state of my bathroom perpetually weighing in the the back of my conscience. Then suddenly.. EVERYTHING changed.
    ————————————————
    haha for some strange reason that part reminded me of the twilight series. especially this line:”.. while I traveled the world with the sad, unorganized state of my bathroom perpetually weighing in the the back of my conscience.” its all like–idk. i really dont know. lol.

    baha my bathroom is just like that. all my makeup is on my counter. my mom keeps yelling at me to clean it.

    her blogs really are cute and funny. shes a pretty good writer. lol.
    (:

  • Anonymous

    she IS adorable.
    I love her (:
    <3

  • Anonymous

    shes such a bitch.
    team jonas duh

    she isnt a bitch.
    obviously, taylor felt strongly for joe when they were still together. and was terribly hurt when they broke up.
    give her a break.

  • Anonymous

    I love the way she writes!!
    Her writing ability is far superior to many of us her age!!!!