Chris Crocker, Miley Cyrus' New Mom?

Chris Crocker asks Miley Cyrus if he can be her new 'mom.' Thx Isabela!




190 comments:

Anonymous said:

MILEY CYRUS SUCK MY DICK EVERYNIGHT!

Anonymous said:

this guy is so flaming, but in a weird way i love him.

Anonymous said:

thats my hero rite there!

Anonymous said:

TEAM BRITNEY BITCHES

mari said:

he is very manly.

Anonymous said:

Eww... He's Crazy!!! first?

andrew said:

'i think u are much pettier than selena' hell yeahhh of course she is

MILEY IS THE BEST

Anonymous said:

OH MY FUCKING GOD, I LOVE THIS KID!!! u guys should look on youtube for his Jimmy Kimmel Interview, it is so funny!! TEAM CHRIS CROCKER!!

:) said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, he is crazy.

Anyways, I agree about the selena part Tongue

MILEY LOVE

Anonymous said:

loved it!! i hate when people take these video's so seriously, just laugh guys, come on! its funny

Anonymous said:

AHAHAHA
i want her to make a response video
loved it

lisa :] said:

hahaha this made me laugh =P

17fan said:

Selena didn't steal anyone's boyfriend. Nick and Miley broke up in January. Then Nick started dating Selena 5 or 6 MONTHS LATER! That's a FACT. Chris Crocker doesn't even know what he (or she) is talking about! Selena didn't do anything wrong.

Oh and I think Selena is way prettier than Miley. Disagree? Don't care.

Kat said:

SOOO FUCKING CREEPY.....id be scared shitless if i were miley

Izabella said:

he's soo creepy!! :S
I think Miley's regretting
mentioning him now, LOL Tongue

Anonymous said:

MILEY CYRUS SUCK MY DICK EVERYNIGHT!
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Proof?

Anonymous said:

"cause we'll do a hairflip on their ass, miley"

Anonymous said:

Selena didn't steal anyone's boyfriend. Nick and Miley broke up in January. Then Nick started dating Selena 5 or 6 MONTHS LATER! That's a FACT. Chris Crocker doesn't even know what he (or she) is talking about! Selena didn't do anything wrong.

Oh and I think Selena is way prettier than Miley. Disagree? Don't care.
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and this is what i meant when people take it so seriously, he was joking!!! he knows, they know, and we know its not even like that with miley and selena, but its just funny, they guy has a script, ok? he writes down what he wants to say and how he is gonna say it to make it funny....im a huge selena fan but i dont think it was offensive

ash duhhhh said:

muther fucker you wish..ya moms is handling that for you aint she ..smh dick head!

ash duhhhh said:

word! chris is funny ....yeah they should make a video 2gether that i wanna see
i hope selena see's this

Anonymous said:

wtf?
english please?

monika said:

when i saw this i fell of my chair and rolled on the floor laughing. he SERIOUSLY needs help! he has a DICK HE CANT BE a stepMOM. wow

Wandaland said:

Selena didn't steal anyone's boyfriend. Nick and Miley broke up in January. Then Nick started dating Selena 5 or 6 MONTHS LATER! That's a FACT. Chris Crocker doesn't even know what he (or she) is talking about! Selena didn't do anything wrong.

Oh and I think Selena is way prettier than Miley. Disagree? Don't care.
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I agree. People just like to make up rumors
to hate on Selena. It's sad really. Whatever,
Selena is better AND prettier than Miley!

Anonymous said:

YOU= PATHETIC
YOU= PATHETIC
YOU= PATHETIC
YOU= PATHETIC
YOU= PATHETIC
YOU= PATHETIC
YOU= PATHETIC
YOU= PATHETIC
YOU= PATHETIC
now stop spamming retard

Anonymous said:

ROFL.
EPIC WIN.
MILEY > SELENA
ROFL.
EPIC WIN.
MILEY > SELENA
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your mom is an epic win in bed

Anonymous said:

stfu, miley & selena ... no ones greater than the other, they're both people ...

anyways, that was quite entertaining Wink
LOL i'd love to see miley's reaction to this Wink

Anonymous said:

ROFL.
EPIC WIN.
MILEY > SELENA
ROFL.
EPIC WIN.
MILEY > SELENA
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your mom is an epic win in bed
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lol

Kat said:

ROFL.
EPIC WIN.
MILEY > SELENA
ROFL.
EPIC WIN.
MILEY > SELENA
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your mom is an epic win in bed

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hahahahaha

tori said:

this dude is fucking physco, i was scared
for miley just watching that horrific shit.

lisa said:

Selena didn't steal anyone's boyfriend. Nick and Miley broke up in January. Then Nick started dating Selena 5 or 6 MONTHS LATER! That's a FACT. Chris Crocker doesn't even know what he (or she) is talking about! Selena didn't do anything wrong.

Oh and I think Selena is way prettier than Miley. Disagree? Don't care.
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on what hole did you crawl from everyone know they stared dating in feb havent you been reading the mag nick confess on the kiss he gave this girl on the FIRST date bragging about it and then selena confess on the same story in june. according to evidence everyone know they kiss on february sweetheart get with the program you are sooooo behind!! follow the knews!!
which means they were flirting way before not to metion that the rumors of miley and selena fighting for nick stared on jan 8 umm. and she went to hannah movie premier on jan ok! miley fans are obviosly more informed than you selena fans maybe you should look at your backstabbing star information on friends because obviosly she has no respect for friends boyfriends!!
am not blaming her flirting butt only nick was stupid to flirt too but girl need to be there for one another!! yes she did get in between miley and nick could have worked out! now miley has a better looking hot boyfriend that actually sing very good and kick all jonas butt in looks and height and muscle i guess god answerd miley prayers to find her someone nice and good and not backstabbers lets hope justin is the man!!

heartbreaker said:

this is creepy

but I agree Miley is ALOT prettier than Selena!

Laurl23 said:

Hahaha I love Chris he is the shit! Damn right Miley is prettier than Selena! This post is an epic win! I love Chris Crocker! Haha Britney Spears & Miley Cyrus fans are kind of alike! Love Miley and Chris Crocker!

Anonymous said:

Oh God.
THAT.
WAS.
CREEPY!
Lol, wow ... He's going to tuck her in at night, be her step-mom, be with her Dad, oh my goodness ... I want to see her response or her reaction towards this.

ashley said:

Lol. he says sagatarians. its sagatarius.

h said:

creepy, but extremely funny

17fan said:

Wow Lisa, I feel so sorry for you if you believe in those lame, teeny-bopper magazines. Get over yourself. Selena didn't steal anyone's boyfriend.

aila !!!! :) said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
EPIC WINNN !!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU MILEEEEY
and I LOVE when people stick up for you like this.
dude you're amazing and so is chris crocker.

lovelovelovelvelove you !

Anonymous said:

omg haha, i wish i could see what they would both be like!!! MILEY AND CHRIS CROCKER NEEDS TO MAKE A YOUTUBE VIDEO ASAP!!!! but i still love selena though...

sanna said:

GO CHRIS HAHAHAHH Laughing out loud
HE'S SO RIGHT IN EVERYTHING HE SAYS,
SELENA CAN GO TO HELL Smile
EPIC WIN!
GO MILEY

sanna said:

IT'S SAD HOW ALL SELENAFANS IS GOING TO GO ALL CRAZY NOW Smile JUST ADMIT IT, MILEY IS BETTER, PRETTIER, MORE TALENTED, BIGGER, MORE POPULAR, OBVIOUSLY SHE'S A VERY SWEET GIRL SINCE ALL BIG STARS PRACTICALLY LOVES HER AND STICKS UP FOR HER, and this video is just proof of that.
lol, epic win. Love Chris

lily said:

He might be a bit crazy!! but he speaks the truth

Miley is prettier!

Anonymous said:

DO U LIL GIRLS EVEN KNOW WHAT EPIC IS?

Anonymous said:

it was all a joke kiddos
damn taking everything so seriusly.

Anonymous said:

hahaha Miley, I'm meant to be your step mom.

ahhaha Chris you crazy son of a bitch.

You make me laugh. :]

Anonymous said:

I can't tell if he's making fun of her in this vid, or if he does like her

Anonymous said:

rfurtotr

kirsty said:

i might sound like a right dumbass right now. is he being sarcastic as in he actually hates miley ?

Laurl23 said:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=RwoJgMk4c8w&feature=channel_page

watch it! It's beautiful!

Laurl23 said:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=RwoJgMk4c8w&feature=channel_page

watch it! It's beautiful!

Anonymous said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That guy is soooooooooooo funny! Hilarious! Miley is going to die laughing when she sees this one. I hope she makes a response video because this could be huge!

FUCK HATERS!!! said:

CHRIS CROCKER IS NOT A STAR HES JUST SOME ONE ELSE SMOOTING ON HER FAME,GET RREAL PEOPLES
HES CREEPY AND FULL OF SHIT
IF HE THINKS MILEYS PRETTIER THAN SELENA HE NEEDS GLASSES,BUT OF COURSE HE GOING TO SAY THAT BECAUSE HE WANTS A LITTLE BIT OF THE ACTION THAT MILEY CAN GET HIM WITH PAPARAZZIS
THATS SAD TO THINK HE WOULD GO AND POST THIS HIDEOUS VIDEO AND USE A LITTLE GIRL TO GET MORE VIEWS
DONT THINK MILEYS PARENTS WOULD WANT HER TO HANG WITH THIS CREEP
WHICH HAS A MESSED UP LIFE

Anonymous said:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=RwoJgMk4c8w&feature=channel_page

watch it! It's beautiful!

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its pathetic that you have to spam about it huh?

Anonymous said:

you guys can't take that someone actually may like Miley can you?? You have to try to twist everything around.

But even if he does not like her, atleast he did not use her name for sounding like a stupid hater.

Anonymous said:

5ekrkldlrk

sanna said:

to whoever asked if I know what Epic means.
YES! duh

LH said:

I AGREE!

Anonymous said:

is he maing fun of miley sarcastically???

Anonymous said:

if i were miley i would be scared.
very scared....

Anonymous said:

lol, dont you guys love his eyeliner?

sanna said:

AMAZINGNESS

sanna said:

No

Anonymous said:

are you retarted or do you just act like one??

Anonymous said:

HE IS SO WEIRD O.O

sanna said:

actually I do .......

sanna said:

Yeah but atleast the dude speaks the truth.

Anonymous said:

lmaoo he's hilarious.
fuck people who can't take a joke.

team miley and britney? this guy's a total win.
im a sagittarius too! =P

Anonymous said:

haha. miley i think your prettier than selena gomez.

^ that's right bitches ! Laughing out loud

Anonymous said:

lol, dont you guys love his eyeliner?
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haha, GUYLINER!!!! pete wentz, lol

Anonymous said:

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay am so happy
Team Miley and Croker yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay luve ya miley

Anonymous said:

wtf what a fag

sanna said:

fekfkpe

Anonymous said:

wait a second is that a guy?
oh my.

Anonymous said:

LMFAOO
I LOVE MILEY/CHRIS

Anonymous said:

AND I LOVE MILEY'S DAD.

Anonymous said:

hannah beth is trace's girlfriend, right?

jUSTIN said:

chris crocker is a no body,has no life so now he wants to smooch off of mileys
thats disgusting miley stay a way from this sicko
a one more thing selena is beautiful chris so stop sucking up

Anonymous said:

how is chris just tryin to get fame? he already used britner for that, and he just said miley mentions him twice, thats why he is making the video...faggots...i love them both...i love his jimmy kimmel interview!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOKCDLwoR-Q

Benita said:

I hate him SOOOO much.

creep said:

umm can you say creeppy stalker freak?

Anonymous said:

well if we have to have a very feminine guy, i prefer chris crocker, perez can go suck a dick and choke and die.

Anonymous said:

haha team niley, this guy's amazing.

Anonymous said:

omg this is sooo funny

Anonymous said:

thats just really weird.! and creepy, If someone said that to be i would probably just sit their and laugh

Anonymous said:

i love it.
and i agree with everything he said.

Anonymous said:

Selena is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay uglyier than miley

miley is beautiful

selena is ugly and a backstabber

Anonymous said:

HAHA

" cause we'll do a hairflip on their ass"

amazing.

CARROLL said:

fyfy

SARAH! said:

ok, yeah, um can i just say...that... chris crocker?....UR A FUCKING RETARDED DUMBASS GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE! I SWEAR TO GAD ANYONE HOW ENJOYS LISTENING TO THIS RETARDED SHIT IS FUCKING STUPID CUZ THIS GUY NEEDS TO GO TO THE WACKY SHACK!!!

ALLY said:

jpj9ip

CANDY said:

Selena is soo damn ugly ewwwwwwwww

Anonymous said:

i completely agree with u! chris crocker needs to check his/her facts b4 he/she goes running their mouths with bullshit that people dont care about!

ADAM said:

miley is hot

selena is not

ADia said:

hou8opi[o]

Anonymous said:

miley > selena
chris crocker > perez hilton
~le fin~

Anonymous said:

hahaha miley should totally respond to this. that was amazing.

ALIana mills said:

Selena is a backstabbing ugly bitch
selena is sooooooooooooooo damn ugly as hell
I hope nick kicks her to the curb!
selena is lil ugly

carol said:

bjg

anne. said:

hahaha.
even chris agrees.
miley IS prettier then Smelena. (:
TEAM MILEY && CHRIS <3

lenaaa. said:

wooo.
miley is better and prettier.
even the queen of the internet agrees.
MILEY > SELENA.
WORD.

twal said:

hahaha! that is so creepy!

laya said:

miley and chris crocker are kiss ass.
love them.

shmegz said:

OMG! I love that guy!
he is my heroooo
<333333333

ash said:

this guy has NOTHING to do.
dont you guys see he's just trying to start drama AGAIN to get his name in the news AGAIN...

he needs to get a freaking job

lydagator said:

hes so fucking creepy.
like, im notttt even kidding.
i actually feel bad for miley

anonymous said:

ummm yea thats a little creepyy

Nina said:

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE CHRIS <3

Anonymous said:

TEAM MILEY BITCHES

mandy said:

um. creaper. id be creaped out if i was her

Anonymous said:

LMAO! I love you Chris

Anonymous said:

LOL chris you're so silly XD In a good way of course

Anonymous said:

EPIC WIN!
GO MILEY

Anonymous said:

OH. MY. GOD.
This dude is HERO STATUS.
loveeeeeeeee him/her.
"we'll do a little hair flip on their ass"
that was the bestttttt !
i have to say it again:
"WE'LL DO A LITTLE HAIR FLIP ON THEIR ASS"
LIKE, WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS!
HE'S GENIUS. LOVE HIM.

Anonymous said:

hahahaahhahah omg omg. thats was like the best thing i've ever seen!!

sammy said:

can't tell if he's making fun of her in this vid, or if he does like her
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nope is so obvios he likes miley he just said that she is prettier than selena hello he just sided with miley you fail to try to turn this against miley when is so obvios is not! and gay speak the thruth that why everyone likes them they dont hold anything back! and this guy is right on what has been going on!!

eventhough i dont think anyone steal anyone from anyone but they sure flirt and follow that person around like you know who and if nick was stupid enough to fall from temptation then he deserve to loose miley!

Anonymous said:

HERO STATUS FOR CHRIS!!!

Anonymous said:

and selena is soo much prettier than you :]

okay this whole shit about team miley and selena already is over, you guys are just like matches to start up the falme again, mostly you chris IDOIT BITCHY.

see, i love selena and miley :]
miley probably thinks your an
ass hole. peace <3

and if miley fans honestly thinks thats funny then i dont think miley would like you guys for that.

Anonymous said:

stop with the fuckin epic win blah, blah, blah its GAY just like this fagget. sorry hunny, i dont think miley likes you ;] i think selena and miley are both gorgeous! no one is prettier than the other i think they are btoh the same prettiness. oh yeah and chris you ever talk about my selena again i'll do a hair flipping thing on yoo gayy ass! got it? good.

well anyways, miley if you are reading this I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU :] hahaha.

Anonymous said:

i dont think selena would get offensive on the comment he just made because this guy is dead on gay and ugly. who is he anyways? seriously i never heard of him ever, until now. selena is probably laughing her ass off, because you know what selena has many people calling her prettier than miley so shove that up your "penis" oh yeah and im not no hater against miley either cause i love her =] just sticking up for disney stars.

SELENA DID NOT STEAL NICK EITHER!
nick probably liked selena then
selena realized that hey i kind
of like him too. its not her fault
that their is an attraction between
them, is it. you guys have to
realize that there are many girls
out there and miley isn't the only
one out there for nick just cause
her and selena were friends doesn't
mean she stole nick, it just means
it didn't work out and now its
someone elses turn.

Anonymous said:

CHRIS!!

epic win!!!

Anonymous said:

http://i43.tinypic.com/2afg176.jpg

Anonymous said:

"you love me, you like her."

Anonymous said:

thats kinda creepy but sooo funnnyyy. he was kinda out of line. but sooooooooo funny.

Anonymous said:

god, guys i think he was basically joking throughout the entire videos, miley haters, selena fans, please stop!!! you think chris was serious when he said he wants to be miley's mom? no, so why are you guys focusing on the selena part alone, the whole video is supposed to be funny, so just laugh! its good for you, i promise!

Anonymous said:

god, guys i think he was basically joking throughout the entire videos, miley haters, selena fans, please stop!!! you think chris was serious when he said he wants to be miley's mom? no, so why are you guys focusing on the selena part alone, the whole video is supposed to be funny, so just laugh! its good for you, i promise!
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you don't get it, well for me what i meant was how he was like miley if anyone ever steals your boyfriends blah blah blah and saying that miley is prettier. i do think that part with the mom was funny but the others not so much cause i think they are both pretty both equally. but thanks for telling the other people if they were serious about the mom part

Anonymous said:

MILEY FANS, WE HAVE CHRIS CROCKER NOW TOO!
LMAO.
Tyra, shoes, animals, Chris Crocker..
we're a fierce troop.

ff said:

miley is the hbic, love chris

Anonymous said:

and we got Janice Dickinson too!
http://www.popcrunch.com/janice-dickinson-get-off-mileys-back-t-shirt-ph...

Anonymous said:

Selena didn't steal anyone's boyfriend. Nick and Miley broke up in January. Then Nick started dating Selena 5 or 6 MONTHS LATER! That's a FACT. Chris Crocker doesn't even know what he (or she) is talking about! Selena didn't do anything wrong.

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that is absoultely not a damn fact! Their first date was in Feb ,a month after Nick and Miley broke up and rumors of nelena started in The BEGINNING Of JANUARY!

Anonymous said:

miley & miley fans = super hbic = AMAZING TEAM

Anonymous said:

ROFL.
EPIC WIN.
MILEY > SELENA
ROFL.
EPIC WIN.
MILEY > SELENA
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your mom is an epic win in bed

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lol wow now thats funny XD

Anonymous said:

this is why miley fans hate some miley fans because you guys all GANG up on someone. this is world is fucked up cause of you "fans"

miley would hate you guys, yu guys call yourself fans?

Anonymous said:

"we can do a little hair flip on their ass"
tyra will join you : http://i36.tinypic.com/25qw6zo.jpg

Anonymous said:

what?
we're supporting miley.
what's wrong with that?

Anonymous said:

I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRR

Eviie said:

I did laugh, not going to lie. It was a bit creepy on some parts, but funny none the less.

But, somethings telling me he wants to gain those 15 minutes of fame again with this video. It'll probably be on E! News saying something like "Chris Crocker Mileys new step mom" or something. In a way, it'd be funny to see if Miley replies, but then I don't know that she should. You know? First of all if she does people are going to say bad things about her because look at Chris Crocker, he is outrageous, and LOUD, and curses and does alot of other things... *cough* and Miley is a Disney girl. I bet you anything people would talk crap saying that Miley has gone bad or something.

So in the end I think its best Miley doesn't reply.
While it may be funny, I'd be scared for her hahaha!

I love Miley!
Chris is cool, I just think that... mhm... yeaah, not the best decision to hang out with Disneys most famous star. And hes right, that damn Selena!

JB lova gurl baybie &lt;3 said:

lmfao

Anonymous said:

this is why miley fans hate some miley fans because you guys all GANG up on someone. this is world is fucked up cause of you "fans"

miley would hate you guys, yu guys call yourself fans?
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what?
we're supporting miley.
what's wrong with that?
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HATERS ARE JEALOUS.

Anonymous said:

SELENA DID NOT STEAL NICK EITHER!
nick probably liked selena then
selena realized that hey i kind
of like him too. its not her fault
that their is an attraction between
them, is it. you guys have to
realize that there are many girls
out there and miley isn't the only
one out there for nick just cause
her and selena were friends doesn't
mean she stole nick, it just means
it didn't work out and now its
someone elses turn.
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Yeah well I love Niley and all but I do have a problem with how quickly he went out with Gomez,well it didn't get her anywhere. He acts like he's not over Miley anyway and it's obvious that selena was a rebound,that was stupid of her to 1- go out with her friend's ex,and 2-go out with him right after they broke up from being in love for 2 yrs ,it was bound to have a negative outcome for her,no way was he over Miley that fast,and it looks like he's still not! Maybe selena will THINK next time!!

Anonymous said:

this is why miley fans hate some miley fans because you guys all GANG up on someone. this is world is fucked up cause of you "fans"

miley would hate you guys, yu guys call yourself fans?
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what?
we're supporting miley.
what's wrong with that?
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HATERS ARE JEALOUS.

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i'm the second comment.. i'm not a hater at all. i love miley.

Anonymous said:

what?
we're supporting miley.
what's wrong with that?
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http://i40.tinypic.com/10x53d3_th.jpg

Anonymous said:

Selena is a backstabbing ugly bitch
selena is sooooooooooooooo damn ugly as hell
I hope nick kicks her to the curb!
selena is lil ugly
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I hope he already did!!!

Anonymous said:

ahahhahah

http://i44.tinypic.com/30kstb8.jpg

Anonymous said:

well Miley IS prettier,in every way,shes gorgeous

UWUK said:

MILEY FANS, WE HAVE CHRIS CROCKER NOW TOO!
LMAO.
Tyra, shoes, animals, Chris Crocker..
we're a fierce troop.
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ahahhahha

oh yess!!!
http://i42.tinypic.com/2eg431g.jpg

This was creepy and funtertaining all at the same time.

We have the Baldwin brothers too, P. Diddy, LL Cool J, Ryan Seacrest .... keeep adding......

Remember when the Baldwin brother was in Tenn. with Miley during the CMA Awards in Oct./Nov and he showed the HM tattoo? He said that people asked him if he would get a Selena tattoo and he said "she is not cool enough". His daughter is 16 just like Miley and she and Miles are friends. Welcome to the M&M Nation.....have chill in the green room.... all are welcome")

Anonymous said:

we all love her!

Anonymous said:

MILEY > all
MILEY > all
MILEY > all
MILEY > all
MILEY > all
MILEY > all
MILEY > all
MILEY > all
MILEY > all

The end.

lisa said:

selena was not mileys friend and she didnt do anything wrong,dumbasses.
at 13 you dont even no the meaning of real love
use to each other is what i would say it was,because him and miley spent a lot of time on the road together
dont go haing selena because she dated him
so get the story straght selena and miley were not friends back then but are now
their over it so arent you

Anonymous said:

beautiful!

Alexandra said:

Sceney Momable
<33
I love Christ Crocker more than sex.

Alexandra said:

Chris*