Kevin Jonas ‘Least Cute’ Jonas Brother?

Advertising Age
has a special report on Jonas Brothers: Sources close to Disney say the
company, which recently offered buyouts to 600 executives at
its US
theme-park division, has seriously considered targeting the heretofore
immune ‘talent.’ Specifically, the company has
been ‘taking a hard look at ‘right-sizing’ the Jonas Brothers.’ UPDATE: The article was written by Ad Age’s ‘humorist.’ So it’s a spoof, and shouldn’t be taken as fact.

An unnamed Disney executive revealed: ‘If
you’ve ever heard these guys live, it’s pretty clear singing isn’t
necessarily their strong suit. Their vocals, he points out, are
electronically enhanced in the studio, and it’d be just as easy to make
two brothers sound as good, or as bad, as the three brothers sound
now. It’s just
a matter of twiddling some dials.’

The real
brand strength of the Jonas Brothers, notes the source, ‘is their
cuteness, but, let’s face it, they’re not all equally cute.’
As for
their concert tours, ‘It’s all a blur anyway, it’s mostly about the
light show, and the remaining two brothers probably can just jump
around the stage more to compensate.’
Though he declined to
discuss which Jonas might be at risk, a recent reader poll at
teenmag.com suggests that Nick may have the least to worry about; he
scored 49% in a recent ‘Jonesin’ for this Jonas’ survey, while Joe
pulled 40% and Kevin just 11%.

The exec added: ‘Disney has always been a cute-driven company, and this is just about
serving the consumer’s need for ‘cute’ more efficiently in a totally
fugly economic climate. And I guess they could argue
that in weeding out the least-cute Jonas brother, well, sure they’ll
save a ton of money.

But just as significantly, the remaining two Jonas
brothers, with their higher level of cuteness, will now be in a band
that is, on average, significantly cuter. So the consumer gets
‘super-served’ with cuteness.’

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  • Anonymous

    okay as a brit, i’m honestly asking is that how american people spell gimmick? g-i-m-i-c? or is it an abbreviation haha. cause i know we spell tons of words differently haha.

  • jerseygirl

    The Jonas brothers music is too teeny bop. The whole show is teeny bop. If you want to hear real talent go to a Bruce Springsteen show.
    ———————————-
    I am – in April!:D

  • ccccccccccc

    THATS STUPID I heard kevin sing when he was little and he is really good
    and what about the live chats?

  • Anonymous

    Wow, whats with all the swearing girls. I don’t think Kevin would be to impressed with fans swearing on his behalf. Didn’t the boys say they don’t like girls that swear a lot. It’s not an attractive nor intelligent way to get a point across. The only point it gets across is that you are ignorant.

  • whatever

    WHOEVER SAID THIS WAS RIGHT THEY’RE ARENT THAT GOOD, BASICALLY NICK IS THE BEST SINGER OF THE THREE, MAYBE IF JOE SHUTS UP AND DOESNT SING THEY WILL SOUND GOOD. AND WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING KEVIN UP FRONT WITH JOE AND NICK IF THEY DONT JUST BOOT HIS BEHIND TO THE BACK WITH THE BAND LOL. AND I DO AGREE KEVIN IS THE LESS ATTRACTIVE OF THE THREE AND I HAVE TO MENTION GAYYY. BUT I MEAN LIKE WONT NICK JUST GO SOLO SCREW HIS BROTHERS HE’LL DO FINE. I MEAN IT IS GREEN TO JUST LEAVE HIS BROTHERS BUT THEY ARE PUTTING HIS CAREER IN JEOPARDY.

    NNNNNNIIIICCCCKKKKK GO SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLOOOOO GO SOLO!!!! SCREWWWWWW YOUR BROTHERS. HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • amberJONASS

    aww that is soo mean.
    they would not be better with out kevin.
    he is amazing.
    these people are crazzy.
    and yeah live they are really amazing.
    i just saw them and they were reallly amazzing.
    i lovedd it.
    and kevin is amazing too i love him.
    how can they try to get rid of him???
    how rudeee.

  • sarah

    FUCK U OCEANUP!!!!!!!!
    Im soo sick of all this B.S lies that u put out

    “Sources say” yeah what sources huh?
    Stop making up lies already
    and Im sick of all this Kevin Jonas hate he is just as good
    as his brothers so leave him the fuck alone and
    stop trying to break them up!!!!!!!!!

    and people should stop calling the Jonas bros teeny bopper
    its all disney fault
    there were a regular good band until disney got a hold of them
    and these fucking teenies went crazy
    ugh

    Btw I have seen them live 10 times in the past 2 years
    and there vocals are way better live then on a recorded album so dont u dare say that they suck at singing
    and are digitally remastered!!!!!!!!!

    Screw Oceanup and Disney there the ones ruining these boys careers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymus

    What? The Jo Bros can sing, but not that well.. They are not too bad live. And there wont be anymore Jonas Brothers without Kevin..

  • Anonymous

    haha. Kevin is the only one I like of the group.
    But, he’ll have successful career, if any of the jonas brothers have a career in this industry outside of disney.

  • Anonymous

    stfu

  • clem

    this story makes me feel sick
    if disney really do only care about the “cute-ness” (which is really a very subjective trait anyway) then I think all 3 of those boys should get out of there ASAP
    Kevin is an INCREDIBLY important part of the band, and without him there would be no Jonas Brothers.
    Im sure sure sure this is fake, but even the idea that someone would waste their time writing this makes me feel sick.
    I hope Kevin knows that he is amazing and that his fans really do love and appreciate him, Joe and NIck wouldnt really be anywhere without him.
    I’m a Joe girl but I love Kevin too and anyone who disses him should be ashamed of themselves.
    If Disney EVER EVEN DARE to TRY and kick Kevin out of the band I will honestly boycott them and hate them forever and always.
    Joe and NIck would never let this happen either.
    this is dumb.
    thank heaven 4 Kevin!

  • Anonymous

    osea que se crere esta persona!!!
    i mite not think kevin it cute or anything
    but hes still a jonas brother and i love all 3 of them
    without him it would be so weird
    AND THEY SO CAN SING so who ever wrote this
    needs to get there facts straight
    i mean how did they do it before they were famous?
    i doubt they had all the things to enhance their voices so ha LIEEEE

  • Anonymous

    Kevin is definately not ugly. I don’t think he is cute either though. Just a normal guy. HE does have personality though which is more important. Joe is cute but where has his personality gone lately? He is boring now.

  • Ash

    Uh 1 this is totally false.. and 2 why do people think Kevin is so unattractive?? If you teenies actually saw him in person.. Like actually MEETING him you would see he is just as gorgeoues as Joe and Nick. Personally I think Kevin is much hotter than Nick. Just sayin…

  • Kaitylin

    Fuck this. Fuck all of you ignorant little teens who think that any one of them should go solo. Nick Jonas is overated, that’s all I fucking see everywhere I go. Nick & Joe Nick & Joe NEVER ANY KEVIN. You little priss bitches who think kevin jonas is not as much part of the fucking jonas brothers as the other two. How dare you call yourselves real fans? And, while were at it, WHY THE FUCK IS IT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS WHO THESE PEOPLE DATE. Sure, you may think that one day theyre going to fall in love with me, get over it. Life isngt a fairy tale, and it took me three years to realize that. REALITY CHECK: You don’t fucking own them. Neither does Disney. I feel like Im gonna start up huge controversy, and people are going to yell at me for being a bitch, but its time you get reality. If only I could say this to your face, I would, I don’t know these guys personally, but they seem like halfway decent guys. Even if they date someone I hate, no fucking reason to vent my anger out and insult them in a direct way over the internet, in fact I don’t see any point in insulting them at all. Every girl they date or hang out with has a fucking insult.
    Miley-Slutty Cyrus (yeah i know this has nothing to do with nj, but seriously, leave the kid alone)
    Selena Homez- (sure…because dating nj means being a slut)
    Camille browbell (fuck maybe she doesnt want to tweeze her eyebrows into oblivion like i know all of you do)
    Danielle Diseasa (this girl doesnt deserve any shit)
    Demi Asschin Lovato (fuck you, I personally find it cute)
    Trailer Shit (racial and just plain dumb. omg they broke up. WHO CARES)
    thats all i can think of right now for some reason, but anyone who is a bitch over the internet need to stop living in a fantasy world because hun the jb arent gonna like you for being a bitch.

    Gah. I felt like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Let the fights begin.

  • Anonymous

    this suck!!!
    kevin is awesome!!!
    we love you jonas brothers!!!!!
    go kevin!!!!!!!!!

  • Joe Breakerz

    okai thats ju wrong..if they want to kevin out…all hell
    is gonna brake loose..joe is my fav. but kevin is sexy 2
    like come on what would be the band with out kevin/?
    its upsetting just talking bout it..kevin rocks n
    no one has n e rite 2 say that he is the leST CUTE?
    KEVIN IS SEXYYYY
    LEAVE HIM ALONE HE IS PERFECT

  • Anonymous

    well this article is total bullshit
    number one

    -disney would never let go of the jonas brothers this early. They are not that dumb

    -the jonas brothers are really some of the only talent disney has..singing wise(besides demi).

    -if one had to leave they all would leave..i bet you.

    -kevin is one hot piece of ass. He is gorgeous and not even close to being “not cute”

  • Anonymous

    Yea that’s the reason 90% of their “fans” like them.

  • Anonymous

    So fake. Click the link. The sources are “IMAGINARY FRIENDS.” OceanUP, your RETARDED for posting this.
    And even if it was true, this little faggot writing all this stuff behind his computer will NEVER be as successful as Kevin. Kevin has more sucess in his finger than whoever wrote this has in his whole BODY.
    Kevin’s successful, rich, talented, good looking, has a girlfriend, etc, etc.
    YOUR AWESOME, KEVIN.
    SO ARE YOUR BROTHERS.
    DON’T LET PEOPLE BRING YOU DOWN, XOXO. :)

  • ……

    * “sources” in the supermarket-tabloid sense of the word
    ** and because he does not exist
    *** seriously
    **** who moonlights as a unicorn
    ***** my imaginary friend

    I dont think this means its fake i think they are saying it is unreliable and unlikely to be true because of all the ‘sources’

  • Anonymous

    totally agreed kevin is the UGLIEST jonas brother by far!!!!!! and seriously think about it they could peform with out him – no grea loss that would be…

  • ummmhey

    KEVIN ONLY MADE AS THE SEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR BECAUSE HE HIS PART OF THE GROUP, KEVINS A NOBODY. BECAUSE THE GROUP IS NAMED SEXY AND HE WAS 21 THEY THREW HIM IN THERE, HE AINT SEXY, HE AINT CUTE, HE AINT ATTRACTIVE

    GOSH HE UGLY,
    AND JOE WAS MY FAVORITE BUT HE IS BEGINNING TO LOSE HIS LOOKS. HE NEEDS TO CUT THAT DANG HAIR OFF ALL THE WAY OFF.
    I THINK IS STARTING TO LOOK THE CUTEST TO ME BUT HES YOUNG.

  • Anonymous

    KEVIN
    JONAS
    IS THE
    BEST
    PERSON
    EVER
    I LOVE
    HIM
    ABD
    HE SHOULD NOT
    HAVE TO DEAL
    WITH THE
    CRAP
    HE
    GETS
    KEVIN YOUR AMAZING

  • yassie wassie

    KEVIN IS TOTALLY CUTE, HE HAS THE MOST HOTTEST MOST AWSOME EYES AND IS SO TALENTED. THEY ARE ALL TALENTED. BEFORE I LISTENED TO THEM I ONLY LISTEN TO HIP-HOP AND STUFF BUT THEY HAVE CHANGED ME TO POP/ROCK KIND OF MUSIC. ALL YOU FREAKS THAT DONT LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE JEALOUS. IF THEIR NOT TALENTED WHY ARE THEY SO FAMOUS? WELL I THINK THEIR AWSOME AND SONT CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Kk maybe I should 2! Ugghhh, I just can’t stand
    haters, especially Joe haters !

    Haha I had French creative writing today and was
    totally like man I bet that Joe Jonas poem would
    have gotten 100% :P
    But instead I wrote a poem on all 3 Jonaaes :P

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    well nobody thought that nick was cute until everyone stared putting him with miley because he looks like such a baby but after every found that a got to go out with a beautiful girl and miley actually felt in love with him all the girls stared watching nick more and saying he was cute. i mean hello dating miley cyrus the hottest girl in disney hello the guy has to have some moves to be able to get to go out with miley! i mean am sure everyone thought what the heck she sees in him he aint all that but her type of gorgeous is how the hell he got to date her!! so i think is all about dating the popular girl!! kevin is ok looking he not ugly like they say but he is definately not sexy he is cute and he has nice eyes! and joe used to be handsome but he been losing too much weight and his personality has change so much he is looking pretty bad lately wonder was wrong but he looks ok! i think the jonas are cute but not drop dead gorgeous just cute now that guy miley is dating the model now he gorgeous and has a huge chest that what i call hot not the jonas are all cute but that it!!
    ———————
    oh whatever! All of JB are hot, ESPECIALLY JOE!

  • Anonymous

    Uhhhhh, fuck this.
    Kevin rocks.

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  • Blair

    OMG! THIS ARTICLE IS SO WRONG! I HAVE SEEN THE JONAS BROTHERS LIVE AND THEY ARE AMZING! THEY ALL ARE VERY ARRTRACTIVE AS WELL ! THEY ARE AMAZING TALENTED MEN AND I AM GLAD THEY ARE IN THIS WORLD AND THE PERSON WRITING THIS NOT!

  • Anonymous

    well this is totaly crap.

    disney would be shitting themselves if they ever let jonas go. They are the only talented people on disney. Hah oh wow..

  • Rosalie Jonas

    I AGREE 100000000000000%

    Seriously, what the FUCK?

    I LOVE The Jonas Brothers, they ARE talented, I don’t care what you say!

    Jonas forever!

    And KEVIN is NOT the least-cutest!

    He is amazing! And he is so sweet!

    All these BITCHES on here don’t deserve a Jonas. Nick, Joe or Kevin.

    SO – Jonas forever!

  • Anonymous

    “Ocean UP and Disney are ruining these boys career” Ah, no they are doing that all by themselves by being lame. Disney built them into stars and Ocean Up gives them press if they would start playing good music instead of escorting sexy startlets all over the place then they might get the right kind of exposure.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    t*** You! Kevin and Joe are very important.
    You ignorant Nick teenies make me sick :X!

  • lovngjonasnky

    I hope they never read these articles,cuz this is
    just wrong! They r 3 talented guys,they just do it
    their way, and ain’t nothing wrong with that.
    As far as Kevin goes, IF NO ONE WANTS HIM, CAN I
    HAVE HIM???? lol lol SERIOUSLY! I’ll even accept
    him by fed-x,ups or regular mail! haha

  • Anonymous

    kevin joe and nick are ugly…disney is crap and where are all the movies like the lion king snow white etc they r the best and not all that crap of hanna montanna high school musical the jonas brtohers etc
    disney es una mierda pinchada en un palo!!!

  • jerseygirl

    This is pure and total bullshit. This fake story was around yesterday and it was proven to be a hoax. Shame on OceanUp for pulling this hatefulness out again.

    This site sucks.

  • Anonymous

    They are all crap
    None of them can sing. They’re manufactured pop and they’re not even that good.
    All there crazy superfans are pathetic. You think that “haters” have too much time on their hands but you sit there devoting your lives to them writing pathetic
    comments about how much you love them and how you’re going to marry them one day. I’m a realist but I’ll break it to you gently … you’re not going to marry them. It’s not going to happen. I hate to break it to you but Disney is very very very right.
    ——
    Yawnnnnnnnnnn.
    Untrue. I love the Jonas Brothers and am well aware of the fact that I will never marry them, never go out with them, never be friends with them, never talk to them, probably never even meet them. I’m right, your wrong. Move ON.

  • Talisa

    Thats just freaking stupid. ” kevin the least cutest jonas” R U JOKING?
    goddamnit we can have our own opionon for *cute*

    i hate whoever wrote this article. I HATE THEM.\

    Kevin is soo CUTE and beautiful, and AMAZING LOOKING. Awesome at guitar, and JB NEEEDDSSS KEVIN to be complete. got that?

  • Anonymous

    Mhm, and thats why he got one of the Sexiest Men Alive.
    People need to shut their mouths; Kevin’s freaking gorgeous.
    K2 baby <3

  • creepin

    WTH!! why would you even question kevin’s cuteness/hottness/sexyness!?! kevin is amazing! hes funny, sweet, amazing musician, he has an amazing voice, etc. stop bashing kevin just because your jelous of him, it does nothing but start fighting

  • Anonymous

    Is this the most exposure Kevin has gotten in one day? Hey, maybe ugly is working for him.

  • Sarah

    I LOVE KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!
    I HATE THOSE KINDS OF PPL…
    if u dont like kevin.. your not a true jonas fan!
    kevin is gorgeous and Im completly jealous of Daniella!

  • valleygirlxoxo

    This magazine is probably freakin stupid1
    kevin is awesome!

  • oohthisisansos x3

    IM SORRY KEVIN’S PONAGE IS TOO MUCH FOR THE CAPACITY OF Y’ALL’S TINY BRAINS -and opinions-

    you can really tell a REAL jb fan apart
    from those who are jusst like
    “OMG Nick’s my fav!” or w/e

    does anybody ever think about how Kevy feels about being called the ‘ugly one’ the ‘least favorite’ how he feels when girls typically scream his brothers name more & looks at signs & posters of their faces? or what it’s like to not be as appreciated as he should. <3.

    -true JB love forever

  • Lilianna

    thats messed up wow

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Joe Jonas is effin sexy! And so is Kevin so stfu!
    Nick is cute 2, but u Nick teenies are little
    immature bitches! NEVER SAY JOE IS LOSING HIS GOOD
    LOOKS!
    CUZ LIKE A MONTH AGO, HE WON THAT SEXY AWARD FROM
    VIRGIN MEDIA AWARDS, A LOT BIGGER THAN TEENIE MAG
    AWARDS!

  • Kerry

    oh my gosh. wow who ever these “sources” are, are competely and most definitely wrong. Kevin is the soul of the group, he’s the oldest and the most mature in factuality. Taking Kevin out of the group would most def. turn off to MOST fans. I mean if you think about, what fan would like some boy group that turned away their own brother for fame and fortune????? i swear to god, if Kevin leaves the band, I will neverr everr like the jonas brothers again. no doubt about it

    n to whoever said this crap about the jonas brothers can go fuck themselves because they are lowlife son of bitches.

  • joanna

    let me tell you something, if they take out ANY of the brothers. they can just watch their Jonas Empire start crumbling all the way to oblivion. it’s all or nothing bitches.

  • Anonymous

    are u feakin serious they drop kevin and i swear even though nick and joe will still be there i’ll plain hate jb they are SO STUPID!!! i might even write a letter to those idiots we could have a petition against it KEVIN FANS UNITE!!!

  • Anonymous

    JB is actually good live, I’ll give them that.
    Much better than those Disney girls, Miley, Demi, etc.

    I’m not a #1 JB fan, but this article was rude, end of story. There is no need for this and people have to realize that they are human beings trying to grow up in the spotlight. They have FEELINGS & could easily see this. I wouldn’t want to read something like this about myself, so I doubt Kevin does. and Joe. And Nick.
    Give the guys a break. come on.

  • jonas brothers<333

    this is so stupid! they are all good looking and are all amazingly talented

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    OMJ I love MOVE ON! And ur so rite, screw that hater.
    But ya they need to release Move Om studio
    version NOW!

  • BARBARA GBM

    WE LOVE JONAS BROTHERS

  • Anonymous

    Kevin’s so awesome!

  • anonymous

    OMFG I AGREEE!!!
    but i have to say they’re alll really good looking.. but i think its mainly nick.. and sometimes joe.!

    … half the time he sounds like hes having an oorgasm! LMFAO I PISSED MYSELF WHEN I SAW THAT!

  • http://www.myspace.com/chrissysavers Shania

    WTF
    Im so pissed I can’t see straight.

  • JUDGE NOT….. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!

    HONOSTLY IF KEVIN WASNT ON THE STAGE WHILE THEY WERE PERFORMING I WOULDNT NOTICE, LIKE SERIOUSLY I NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO HIM. WHEN HE APPEARS ON A CAMERA I ABSOLUTELY DONT ABOUT ANYTHING ITS LIKE HE ISNT THERE.IM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN SERIOUSLY I NEVER NOTICE HIM AT ALL.I FEEL ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING TOWARDS HIM. AND LIKE IF JOE OR NICK COMES UP IM LIKE OH MY GOD HES CUTE OR SEXY OR FUNNY. WHEN ITS KEVIN ITS NOTHING.

  • Anonymous

    I cannot believe this. It is so wrong.

  • Anonymous

    Camilla sucked Joes personality out of him.

  • Anonymous

    They are all crap
    None of them can sing. They’re manufactured pop and they’re not even that good.
    All there crazy superfans are pathetic. You think that “haters” have too much time on their hands but you sit there devoting your lives to them writing pathetic
    comments about how much you love them and how you’re going to marry them one day. I’m a realist but I’ll break it to you gently … you’re not going to marry them. It’s not going to happen. I hate to break it to you but Disney is very very very right.

  • Rachel

    The only one that can’t sing well is joe… Just saying.
    And kevin is sexy IMO.

  • Anonymous

    I am not a Jonas fan, but really you can tell Kevin has the best voice out of the 3, IF hollywood records gave him a chance, he will prove to it, but then again they do tend to favor the “cute ones” whcih Joe is the ugliest one, he ahs this raspy thing, it sounds rought, Nick too sings with his troath there was a clip on myspace of kevin singign “Year 300″ and it sounded amazing, he deserves more than he is given, I will support him ever, because he deserves to be where he is he is an amazing person, and really nice to his fans and friends, not to mention SEXY,, he is the one who made it inot ppl ‘s sexiest men alive, and the mot HUMBLE AND DOWN TO EARHT JONAS.

  • Anonymous

    This pisses me off. Kevin is not ugly in my opinion. I think he’s extremely good looking. But if your opinion differs, fine. But you know what? There’s no need for him to be named the UGLY Jonas Brother. It’s whats on the INSIDE that counts. And he seems like such a nice person, and shouldn’t THAT be what matters? Not how “hawtt” he is.

  • Haley

    I reallllly hope Kevin doesn’t read oceanup! Bc this is just plain mean!

  • Anonymous

    * “sources” in the supermarket-tabloid sense of the word
    ** and because he does not exist
    *** seriously
    **** who moonlights as a unicorn
    ***** my imaginary friend

    I dont think this means its fake i think they are saying it is unreliable and unlikely to be true because of all the ‘sources’

    dude. if the source to his quotes is “someone that does not exist” or his “imaginary friend” then the article is fake. extremely fake.

  • Anonymous

    They are not taking any of the Jonas brothers out. The piece is a Spoof.

  • kelly

    I don’t really think you can call any of them the least, cute. Nick, Joe, AND Kevin are all good looking but in different ways. no need to compare them, and their
    success shouldn’t be based on looks. Theyre about
    making their music and doing their show.

  • casey

    whoever this disney guy is eff you! ive seen them in concert 6 times and i think they sound better in concert then alot of other people

  • Anonymous

    its so funny because like kevin is a nobody he has no personality. like for example the video of demi when she is impersonating joe and nick. she couldnt impersonate kevin.
    THIS TELLS YOU HE IS NOT IMPORTANT

    DROP KEVIN OUT THE GROUP OR PUT HIM IN THE BAND

  • syngates

    agreed..but waitt..nick is an awsome singerr thought..joe is cocky and looks like a little girl name melina..ahaha..i wouldnt like them if they were asian..ahaha.w.e.

    AVENGED SEVENFOLD FOR LIFE BITCHESS!

  • jerseygirl

    And kids – I know you’re all in an uproar about this, but the correct spelling is: G-I-M-M-I-C-K!

  • SK

    HOW CAN THE JONAS BROTHERS HAVE NO TALENT WHEN THEY WROTE ALL OF THE SONGS ON THEIR ALBUM THEMSELVES!!!

    this guy is obviously just jealous, and so is every other JB hater.

    and people should stop being so superficial and shallow about kevin. stop judging people on their looks!!!

    THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE TALENTED AND DESERVE ALL TEH SUCCESS THEY HAVE HAD

    -x

  • Anonymous

    first
    ya son

  • Anonymous

    Actually I would feel most comfortable meeting Kevin. Joe scares me lately and Nick is too quiet. Kevin seems cool.

  • Anonymous

    that’s fucking disgusting,
    it’s not about how ‘cute’ they are…

    it’s about their ability as muscians.

    If that were ever to happen, i’d never ever in my life buy another Jonas brothers CD, song, Poster, book, DVD etc.

  • Anonymous

    that was pathetic.
    in disney, why does everyone have to be perfect?
    What their cant be flaws & everyone has to be fkn beautiful well sorry disney not everyone is like that.
    ohgosh, these boys are probably the most gorgeous guys ever. EVERY single one of them.

    DAMN IT. Fkn people, i swear.

  • Anonymous

    GET OFF HIS EFFING EYEBROWS ITS SO FREAKING OLD OKAY WE GOT IT HE HAS EXTREMLEY THICK EYEBROWS GET OVER IT. GEEZ ITS SO ANNOYING. ITS FUNNY HOW JOE HAS THE THICKEST EYEBROWS BUT HE IS THE SEXIEST JONAS BROTHERS NICK IS JUST CUTE

  • Anonymous

    this is all absolutely FALSE.
    here is the original article. look at the FOOTNOTES.

    it’s FAKE.

    http://adage.com/mediaworks/article?article_id=134215

    ps. another reason they’re lying? kevin is the cutest. :)

  • mrsmufasa15

    FRICK YOU
    i <3 Kevy

  • lilyy

    okaay this is aloud of lies , ive seen them perform live its amazing

  • Anonymous

    why hasnt Yvonne entered this conversation yet

  • Gina

    Thats so mean!

  • Erin

    thats horrible.
    kevins the best<3
    If disney drops kevin
    joe and nick better ditch hollywood.
    its not the jonas brothers without kevin its nick and joe jonas. thats not right

  • thankgod!!!!!!

    totally agreed kevin is the UGLIEST jonas brother by far!!!!!! and seriously think about it they could peform with out him – no grea loss that would be…
    —————————————–
    finally someone else who thinks the same as me :D

  • jonasfannn

    first??? thats sick

  • emily

    kevin is hot and your crazy

  • AC

    hahahaha:)

  • jonasfannn

    first??? thats sick

  • chelsea

    please please please take this off.
    if jonas reads this there going to get hurt.
    this is false, this is not true.

  • evelyn

    First off, just by reading the title, i think we all know that this article is gay. (And so is the person who wrote it.) Second, Kevin Jonas is EXTEMELY SEXY! Its a shame that people would think that just because he is the oldest and doesn’t really sing as much. He was putin People Magazine’s Sexiest Men Alive Issue AND has enough sense to find the right girl for him. Nick and Kevin are okay, but most of the time, they are STILL struggling to find girls for themselves. Plus, Kevin is the best at guitar, while Nick is alright at it…but i’ve never seen Joe even TOUCH a guitar. He just plays his little punk-ass tamberine. And i don’t even see Joe as being even a little “Hot”. Nick is cute, but he never smiles as if he thinks he is myterious or something to that effect. We all know the whole ‘Jaylor’ thing, but that didn’t work, now did it? And don’t even get me started on ‘Niley’! Kevin is just plain GORGEOUS…Nick is okay…but Joe is just fugly. (Well, not really, but i think Kevin is above all of them!) Plus, he is very talented!

  • Anonymous

    LMAO!!! i knew it wasnt just me, the only one who can really sing is nick and half the time he just sounds like he’s having an orgasm!

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    WOW. People your so rude to Kevin! Hes amazing.
    Sure my fave is Joe, but I will defend ANY of the
    JBs. First, the band would lose LOTS if
    Kevin was out, they’d lose a great guitarist
    with a gorgeous grin! And enuf Joe bashing, like
    y r u guys so jealous of him and Camilla??? And
    the whole eyebrow thing : getting old people!

  • Savvy

    Apparently none of you people OR Disney recall that Kevin was in the People mag edition Sexiest Men of the Year just a few months back.

    HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    That speaks volumes to me.
    He isn’t the best looking out of the 3, but he certainly is attractive.
    Have you seen his girlfriend?
    She’s gorgeous. And isn’t just dating him because he’s a Jonas.
    They have known her since they were younger and lived in New Jersey.

    There is nothing wrong with the Jonas Brothers.
    They do have weak points in their singing but everybody does.

    Why don’t we pick on Miley Cryus.
    Personally, I think she sings like a man.
    She’s not as talented as the JB.
    The only thing she’s good for is entertainment.
    JB is 100x better for kids these days than Miley.
    (just giving an example^^)

    I love the Jonas Brothers with all of the love my heart could possibly hold. haha

  • Anonymous

    um. YES.

  • Mandy

    OH NO THEY DIDN’T!!! DISNEY COULDN’T KNOW TALENT IF IT BIT THEM IN THEIR BIG HEADED ASSES! THIS DISNEY EXEC IS A HOE! IF YOU WANNA TALK NO TALENT, THEN SPEAK TO ME ABOUT MILEY “SLUT” CYRUS!! I’VE BEEN TO THEIR CONCERTS, AND IT ROCKS! OKAY, SO THEY DON’T SOUND EXACTLY LIKE THE CD,BUT WHO DOES?? THEY’RE PRETTY DAMN CLOSE!! YOU KNOW WHAT DISNEY? BITE MY ASS!

  • Anonymous

    3rdd.
    pretty darn good.

  • Anonymous

    This is not true.
    This was at the end of the article on the website:

    * “sources” in the supermarket-tabloid sense of the word
    ** and because he does not exist
    *** seriously
    **** who moonlights as a unicorn
    ***** my imaginary friend

    Yeah, fake much?

    And if Disney drops the Jonas Brothers;
    They will looses TONS of money.

    Plus, JB can make it without Disney.
    Watch Disney fall and JB get bigger.

    I’ve seen the Jonas Brothers live.
    They CAN sing.
    They’re voices are not enhanced.

    Kevin is NOT the ugliest.
    None of them are ugly.
    And it’s not about their looks.
    They are in the business for the music.
    Which they ARE good at.

    Thanks again Oceanup for causing crap.
    You’re such a good site. (sarcasm)

  • meagan

    and world war III begins.

  • Anonymous

    Well, they’re all fugly. Not just Kevin. x]

  • Anonymous

    kevin sucks

  • Anonymous

    i know this is a joke, but still.
    i hate shit like this so much.
    why do people think nobody likes kevin?
    personally, kevin was the nicest when i met them.
    i love nick & joe to death, too, but kevin just seems like the least, i dunno, cocky.
    he seems like the genuinely nicest one.
    god, people, kevin’s AMAZING.
    and yes, i do think he’s gorgeous.
    suck on that.

  • kimberly

    i seriously think i just almost cried when i read this.
    i think that this is so stupid.
    i promise you that i would listen to them anymore if kevin got kicked out.
    i love him.
    i don’t think that the other brothers would want one of them to get kicked out.
    but this is just so gay.
    i hate the guy that said that.

  • Anonymous

    KEVIN IS TOO OLD TO BE ON DISNEY HE SHOULD JUST LEAVE THE GROUP BEFORE HE GETS DROPPED!!! HAHA

  • ash

    oh wow. whoever wrote this has too much time on their hands.

    kevin is personally my favourite. HANDS DOWN.

    joe wasnt all that cute to me and nick is too young for me. give me kevin anyday

  • Anonymous

    THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
    the jonas brothers would be fucking nothing without kevin.
    fuck this shit. seriously, fuuuuck it.

  • teez

    this is so true though. they really ARENT that talented. their voices are weak live and they really arent that good looking. but pre teen girls go insane none the less. I mean, if they were but ugly and asian, would any of their fans still like them? probably not, because disneys coure fanbase are a bunch of superficial, celebrity obsessed pre teens who will eat up whatever new ‘sensation’ disney throws at them. BTW. Joe is the fugliest brother. He always looks so cocky and his hair is disgusting.

  • Anonymous

    kevin leaves the jbros are over…i doubt nick and joe would even consider doing it on their own!!!

  • jerseygirl

    First off, just by reading the title, i think we all know that this article is gay. (And so is the person who wrote it.) Second, Kevin Jonas is EXTEMELY SEXY! Its a shame that people would think that just because he is the oldest and doesn’t really sing as much. He was putin People Magazine’s Sexiest Men Alive Issue AND has enough sense to find the right girl for him. Nick and Kevin are okay, but most of the time, they are STILL struggling to find girls for themselves. Plus, Kevin is the best at guitar, while Nick is alright at it…but i’ve never seen Joe even TOUCH a guitar. He just plays his little punk-ass tamberine. And i don’t even see Joe as being even a little “Hot”. Nick is cute, but he never smiles as if he thinks he is myterious or something to that effect. We all know the whole ‘Jaylor’ thing, but that didn’t work, now did it? And don’t even get me started on ‘Niley’! Kevin is just plain GORGEOUS…Nick is okay…but Joe is just fugly. (Well, not really, but i think Kevin is above all of them!) Plus, he is very talented!
    ————————————-

    Joe Jonas, touching a guitar:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3167/2341606670_5b5dfd9861.jpg

    So STFU!

  • elle

    i agree about the whole part about them not being able to sing, but they are a gimic, and they need all 3 of them to maintain that gimic. Oh and to everyone who thinks they deserve a grammy……. well that article just says it all

  • Anonymous

    oceanup should take this down.
    I really hope the Jonas Family doesn’t read this because it’s ridiculous.

    they are all handsome and talented.

  • ginny

    I want to punch whoever sai hat in their face SO hard.
    Kevin isn’t ugly, he’s SEXY. & they are ALL talented.
    UGH
    I LOVE YOU KEVIN!!

  • Anonymous

    Everybody has a right to voice their own opinion. As long as its polite.

  • Anonymous

    ahahhahahhah

  • sarah

    WTF!!! are they freaking crazy!!!

    First off.. that is Really mean

    Second.. the Jonas brothers can sing!

    and Kevin is one of the freaking Sexiest men of the year!! he was in peopl magazines sexiest men issue, so that proves that he is so cute!

    Yvonne u can take it from here, because we gotts stick up for our kevin, and stop this lie about him!

  • Anonymous

    I HATE PEOPLE

  • Anonymous

    EVERYONE READ THIS-
    This article is not true! OceanUp is fucking out to trash every star besides Selena Gomez!
    Click the link & you’ll see its FAKE.
    F-A-K-E.

  • kaylie

    omg!!! what is wrong with the world today i love the jonas brothers.and i think their all cute equally but kevin is my fav.he is such a lil cutie pie.but thats my opinion not evrybody feels the same way i do about him.people are gonna talk shit cause they have nothing else better to do.i wonder how dose he feel when he see’s things like this people talk hella shit about him but i bet you when he gets married he is gonna have the most prettiest wife.

  • Anonymous

    NOBODY is kicking out Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE!!!! its the JONAS BROTHERS, not the Nick and Joe brothers. Kevin is cute, and he appeals to older girls. KEEP KEVY IN THE BAND!

  • Anonymous

    sad… but totally true!

  • Anonymous

    they obviously dont realize how many fans they will lose.

  • anon

    why hasnt Yvonne entered this conversation yet
    —————————————-
    I think her head exploded.

  • bri

    ahahahah yes…

  • xxCaptinCruchBerriesRockxx

    Yvonne is going to be pissed but anyway this article was damn funny!!

  • Nila

    I don’t think that’s fair.. I mean you don’t hear them writing about U2 and saying their bassist doesn’t need to be there, or coldplay for example. Chris Martin is the front figure, but they don’t diss on the other members just because of that.. -.-

    It’s just because they’ve managed to come into the
    actual music business, even though they’re Disney..
    I’m not saying they’re the most amazing band, they still have much to learn, and more songs to write, but no need
    to bring them down…
    they’re doing it for the music, how many people in the
    industry can say that?

  • http://pushplay.fanfilled.com Niny

    OH HELL NO DISNEY DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
    FLUFFY IS GORGEOUS <3

    imma slap someone in the face. fuck disney.

    TEAM FLUFFY ;D

    creepin’ btw ;)

  • Natalia

    WTF!!!!!!! are they freaking crazy!!!

    First off.. that is REAlly mean

    Second.. its all a lie!! the Jonas brothers can sing.. oh they can sing..!

    and Kevin is one of the freaking Sexiest men of the year!!!!!!!!!! =/

  • Anonymous

    kevin is the fugliest brother.

  • Anonymous

    wow fuck that.
    that “unnamed disney executive” is clearly def because the jonas brothers are actually a lot better live than they are on their cd. they dont need any voice enhancements because they are TRUE, RAW TALENT. and they deserve way fucking better than disney and hollywood records.
    AND KEVIN IS GORGEOUS AND AMAZING AND A TOTAL SWEETHEART <333333 hes the nicest of the three and doesnt get enough credit.

    FUCK YOU DISNEY.

  • Anonymous

    for one, thats so mean. Kevin is my favorite.
    i honestly think they can sing. but still.

    and for someone up there who said this:
    “if they were but ugly and asian, would any of their fans still like them?”

    racist much?
    do you have something against asians?

    bitch.

  • Stephanie

    yeahh okay im sorry but let’s hear you! sing (whoever wrote this) like dude seriously. Number one they can’t kick a jonas brothers out of the jonas brothers like are you fuckinq kidding me!. TWO! which ever two that are left wouldn’t do it anymore knowing they kicked one of them out. durff! and THREE! they most defenitley can sing i think they have amaIng voices. AND will somebody shut the HELL! upp already about jonas fans only liking them because there hott jesus christ! thats not freakin why!!!! gosh stop saying that. Well joe is personally my fav but i LOVE LOVE LOVE! kevin okayy so w/e.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    F*** YOU!

  • Anonymous

    this is fricken stupid.
    this guy clearly knows nothing.
    i mean if been to there concerts and they can sing i meant sometimes they have weak moments but i mean i sing and i know my voice gets tired after awhile and these guys do it every day so theres no question there voices must be tired. and there all equally good looking. i like nick better but i still think joe and kevin are still sexy.
    and its not about how sute they are. i don’t go to there concerts buy there albums, buy there merchandise and watch there movies cuse there cute it’s because they’re amazing musicians and they have excellent musical ability. if they take kevin away i won’t go to there concerts and the nick joe, and the rest of the jonas family wouldn’t allow. if they say if kevin stays the Jonas Brothers are done then they would be done. Joe and Nick would never do that to him!!
    this this guy can shut up!!

  • danielle

    This is so mean what they say about him Kevin is my favorite jonas I love how kevin is amazing i hope he doesn’t leave the jonasbrothers I love you kevin!

  • mimi

    thats really mean kevin is not ugly im not a fan of jobros anymore even though i still like nick but from my point kevin is the only jobro that didn’t cheat on girls and is the sweetest and romantic guy ever which is so amazing and the dude is just being an asshole so even if hes not the cutest (hes cuter then hairy gorilla joe) he’s still has a amazing personality so screw them

  • Yvonne

    I’M HERE! KEVIN JONAS IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE TO ME! I already went through the 7th Circle of Hell yesterday over this til I realize an idiot fake wrote it. However, I am damn happy to see so many of you fans sticking up for “our” Kevie. It would NOT be JB w/o Kevin. You nice people that stood up for him here are angels.

    TO THOSE OF YOU THAT HATED ON KEVIN===FUCK OFF BITCHES!

  • kyrsten Stoll

    I WILL
    SHANK.
    YO.
    BITCHES.
    ASS.
    IF ANYONE DOES THAT.

  • Anonymous

    Kevin’s a sweetheart and my fav so
    Fuck you oceanup for spreading shit.

  • Laurl23

    I know this is a spoof but it does actually have a revelence to the world we are in now. I love Kevin, I think he is talented, and has good looks. I love the Jonas Brothers I think they are amazing musicans. But when you think about it what if the Jonas Brothers weren’t as “cute” or as “hot”? I think there career wouldn’t have as much sting as it does today. Looks do have a piece in there career. Who knows one day the Jonas Brothers could break up and Nick would have the huggest solo career of his life.

  • Kayla

    no wonder this person is “UNNAMED”
    becasue us jonas fans would beat him with sharp pointy
    obejects…..and fire just to make it colorful!!

    it is completely impossible for them to go this far only on looks.
    if it was only there looks they wouldnt be nominated
    for a GRAMMY!!!!!!!

    YEAH WHAT!!!!!
    I HATE THIS PERSON MORE THAT ANYONE CAN DESCRIBE!!!

    im a die hard jonas fan and if anyone stupid person like this decides to question their talent and EQUAL
    “cuteness” better watch out because we will find a way to prove them terribly, terribly wrong!!

  • giana

    if disney really wants kevin outta the band i would seriously hope that the brothers leave stupid hollywood records and start their own label!

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Hairy Gorilla??? Okay Joe is NOT hairy, he
    has thick brows that he can work!

  • Mary person

    this is fucking nonsence

    i bet you the man who wrote this is a 45 yearold loser virgin that sits on his couch all day drinking beer after beer drowning in his sorrows on some blog :)

    i wouldnt like the jonas brother if it was just joe and nick

  • Nicole

    Why are they going by there looks my god .. it just goes to show u when ur into disney its all about looks and second kevin was nominated one of the most sexiest mans alive if kevin leaves there probably going to leave too i dont theyll keep working with out him. IS THIS BULLSHIT I BET IT IS…. How u say ur saving money if it wasnt for kevin half of the fans wouldnt go to concerts.. or buy there cds .. or there book so thanks the jo bros for making disney money then they have a movie coming! Kevin is the most socailable out of group and hes cute … you cant pull some one out for there look and just because they dont sing much u take kevin out then ur still losing money ur not going to make more I LOVE KEVIN!! JOE AND NICK!! GWAD THIS PERSON WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THT IS RELLE AN ASSHOLE.. THERE TALENTED THEY CAN SING AND MAKE EVERY ONE OUT THERE HAVE FUN IN CONCERT NO OTHER CONCERT IS THE SAME DEMI DONT GOT FIRE AND FOAM HOSE NEITHER DOES MILEY ALL DISNEY CARES ABOUT IS MONEY PLUZ NO ONE ELSE DOES ALL FLIPS AND KARTWEELS ON STAGE ONLY THEM U GOTTA SAY THERE TALENTED HOW THE HELL U SAY THERE NOT … IF U DONT THINK THEY ARE WHY U ASSIGN THEM ON HOLLYWOOD RECORDS.. MAKES NO SENSE

  • Anonymous

    peole it says- The article was written by Ad Age’s ‘humorist.’ So it’s a spoof, and shouldn’t be taken as fact.
    this is just a spoof not real just an opinion

  • Anonymous

    Kevin is one of the freaking Sexiest men of the year!!!!!!!!!! =/

    ——-
    no.just NO

  • cristal

    well this article is total bullshit
    number one

    -disney would never let go of the jonas brothers this early. They are not that dumb

    -the jonas brothers are really some of the only talent disney has..singing wise(besides demi).

    -if one had to leave they all would leave..i bet you.

    -kevin is one hot piece of ass. He is gorgeous and not even close to being “not cute”
    ————-
    totally agreed except you forgot to mention miley is one of the highest in bring in money more than demi and jonas at this point and she is only one. with the jonas everything has to be divided and everything has to be bought three way unlike miley that is one and stand to bring huge crowds on her own! demi still not there yet beside miley is getting bigger and bigger by the minute she already transfer herself to the adult worlds and in hannah with the kids world she does have both of world master!!
    but the guys have no competition because disney havent brought any new artist eventhought mitchell musso is beggining to come out but unless he does something with that hair of his he needs to trim the hair to get more notice the hair cut he has now makes his face look fat and his nose big he need to put his hair back in layer tour the back!! the jonas competition is other guys not girls so miley is famous on the girl side and the jonas are famous on the guy side! but disney havent brought new guys to compete with them only mitchell!!
    he going to slow with his music he needs to step it up! mitchell sings really good!

    hollywood record should offer justin gaston a contract he definately sings really good and he is joe age and he would definately attract a lot of girl they guy is hot!!

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    First off, just by reading the title, i think we all know that this article is gay. (And so is the person who wrote it.) Second, Kevin Jonas is EXTEMELY SEXY! Its a shame that people would think that just because he is the oldest and doesn’t really sing as much. He was putin People Magazine’s Sexiest Men Alive Issue AND has enough sense to find the right girl for him. Nick and Kevin are okay, but most of the time, they are STILL struggling to find girls for themselves. Plus, Kevin is the best at guitar, while Nick is alright at it…but i’ve never seen Joe even TOUCH a guitar. He just plays his little punk-ass tamberine. And i don’t even see Joe as being even a little “Hot”. Nick is cute, but he never smiles as if he thinks he is myterious or something to that effect. We all know the whole ‘Jaylor’ thing, but that didn’t work, now did it? And don’t even get me started on ‘Niley’! Kevin is just plain GORGEOUS…Nick is okay…but Joe is just fugly. (Well, not really, but i think Kevin is above all of them!) Plus, he is very talented!
    ————-
    what a ‘fan” u are! Whats up with people these days!
    y’all NEED your eyes checked! Joe is so
    sexy!
    http://joejonasphotos.com/displayimage.php?pid=8228&fullsize=1

    HOTTEST GUY EVER!

  • yellla

    what the fuck

  • http://www.myspace.com/jobrohoe885 ArdenMarie

    i cried fucking reading this. Kevin is life to some girls, hes life to me thats for sure. How dare you fans be such bitches about these things. FUCK YOU PEOPLE. Kevin is an amazing, sweet, cute man. I love him more then i love my cell phone, and i fucking adore my cell phone so much. So anyone who wants to diss on kevin, GO DIE:D

  • MadisonRiley?!

    Kevin is amazing.
    You all need help.
    I LOVE KEVIN JONAS!

  • Anonymous

    kevin is gorgeous, as are nick and joe.
    sure, some people may not agree but that article’s a piss take :|

  • anon

    EVERYONE READ THIS-
    This article is not true! OceanUp is fucking out to trash every star besides Selena Gomez!
    Click the link & you’ll see its FAKE.
    F-A-K-E.
    ———————————
    So true! NOt for nothing, does this not support the theory of OceanUp being buds with Selena?

    Selena is on the outs with JB; now she’s getting her buddy here to trash JB.

  • pink05

    how can they say that?!
    kevin may noy be as good looking as nick or joe
    but he is a jobro! and all the real jonas brothers fans love him as well!
    anyways it WON`T be the same without him…!

  • diamond

    fuck oceanup god damnit
    Kevin is the best, he’s just as cute as joe and nick
    in fact

    I THINK KEVIN IS SO MUCH CUTTER THAN JOE AND NICK

    thats right i said it bitches

  • Anonymous

    all three are incredibly hot but I think that Kevin’s the hottest of them all. :-)
    and he’s amazing and great at the guitar.:D
    i love kevin!

  • Anonymous

    holy eff.
    that was a bitch move.
    joes my fav
    but kevin is adorable.
    and recently disney is fricken pissing me off.

  • Anonymous

    this site is sooooo mean

  • Anonymous

    Hmmm… Joick<333 That’s why they think they’re so cute. ;]

    I fucking love Kevin though. Why the hell are they so mean? =_=;

    All brothers are equally cute and charming!!!!
    But Joe+Nick= Sex :]

  • corrine =]

    they can sing but their not amazing! i still love them but be honest with yourself

  • Kasey

    haha ohmy gosh … everyone knows they arnt that talented when it comes to vocals …but I have to admit thats messed up …yeah Kevins not exactly sexy but hes not the ugliest person ever…he just needs to go back to the straight hair

  • Anonymous

    haha that sooooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooooooooooooooo true!!!Kevin is the hottest Jonas!!!!

  • Anonymous

    well i guess people magazine and disney have 2 different opinions…whatever, those three have the same faces to me, i dont think one is cuter than the other…but i do think they are overrated though

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    KK I’m gonna say this! I can’t take it anymore!!!!

    WHAT’S WITH ALL THE JOE HATE ????

    LIKE A MONTH AGO EVERYONE LOVED HIM AND NOW
    U HATE HIM CUZ HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND??????
    LIKE JOE IS A SWEET AND VERY GOODLOOKING GUY WHO
    HAS A NICE VOICE, SO WHY ARE YOU ALL HATING HIM.
    AND WHATS UP WITH ALL OF YOU TURNING YOUR BACKS
    ON HIM AND MOVING ON TO THE “SEX GOD” NICK, AND
    THEN CALLING JOE A CAVEMAN! SERIOUSLY, I WISH THE
    JOE LOVERS WERE HERE TO HELP DEFEND HIM!

    ily Joe! HATE THE FAKE FANS/ RUDE GIRLS WHO
    HATE ON JOE!

  • ButterFinger

    LMAO!!! i knew it wasnt just me, the only one who can really sing is nick and half the time he just sounds like he’s having an orgasm!
    —————-
    And that’s fucking sexy… to me.

  • Anonymous

    omg what a twat!

  • Anonymous

    OH GOOD LORD, CALM DOWN!!!!!CLICK THE LINK!!!IT IS A JOKE! SATIRE! HUMOUR!!!
    THIS IS MEANT AS A JOKE
    THIS IS MEANT AS A JOKE
    THIS IS MEANT AS A JOKE
    THIS IS MEANT AS A JOKE
    IT IS A FAKE MADE UP ARTICLE MEANT TO BE HUMOUROUS. IT IS KIND OF FUNNY.

    CLICK THE LINK BEFORE YOU COMMENT!

  • speakyourmind

    Wtf is wrong with you what does being asian have to do with anything?? To ‘teez’. Are you saying people don’t like asians? Get your shit straight before you start spittin it

  • Anonymous

    DAMN!!!

    talk about slamming someone
    this guy just took bashing to a whole other level
    this cant be real

    i actually would choice kevin over all of them
    he seems more real and grounded
    and hes def. not ugly

  • Anonymous

    OMG HOW CAN THEY SAY THAT!! THEY ARE ALL GORGEOUS AND VEY TALENTED.

    WHOEVER SAID THAT NEEDS A FUCKING REALITY CHECK.

  • Rachel

    kevin WAS one of the sexiest men of the year.
    and its completely true, they didnt do a bad job picking the men
    i love kevin
    hes amazing
    and hot
    so hes not the least favorite
    all REAL jonas fans love them all equally

  • Anonymous

    Its not only Ocean Up the Los Angeles Times and others are now picking up on this humourous piece. Relax it is just some adult humour poking fun at the Jonas Brothers and Disney.

  • Anonymous

    that’s so fake. they CAN sing. they right their own songs. how would a disney executive know that their voices are enahnced? even if they are, what artistes isnt? you would think they would enhance miley cyrus more!

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE KEVIN
    THERE FUCKING RETARDS WTFFFFFFFFF

  • Anonymous

    It’s called adult humour.

  • Anonymous

    i agree about the whole part about them not being able to sing, but they are a gimic, and they need all 3 of them to maintain that gimic. Oh and to everyone who thinks they deserve a grammy……. well that article just says it all
    —————–
    THE ARTICLE WAS A SPOOF AND NOT TO BE TAKEN AS FACT AS IT CLEARLY SAID IN THE BEGINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Shannon

    This is all a bunch of hog wash.
    Remember when Kevin was going to leave and record his own album? Oh yeah, ’cause that CLEARLY happened.

  • Anonymous

    peole it says- The article was written by Ad Age’s ‘humorist.’ So it’s a spoof, and shouldn’t be taken as fact.
    this is just a spoof not real just an opinion
    ———————
    Thank you,damn people act like they can’t read!

  • !!!!!

    KEVIN HAS JUST AS MUCH TALENT AS THEY DO!!! I LOVE KEVIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    The guy who wrote this is probably sitting at his desk laughing his ass off!

  • Anonymous

    and world war III begins.
    ___

    Be prepared.

  • Anonymous

    i love me some kevo.
    hes a babe:)

    I LOVE KEVINNNNN

  • Lauren

    this is ridiculous

  • Anonymous

    where’s nicky?

  • Anonymous

    Kevin is one of the freaking Sexiest men of the year!!!!!!!!!! =/

    ——-
    no.just NO

    —————
    your right, no, YOUR UGLY
    i LOVE KEVIN <3
    IF HE WASNT SEXY THEN WHY WOULD HE
    BE IN THE SEXIEST MAN OR WHATEVER LOL
    kevykevy my man :))))

  • Anonymous

    LOL THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY!
    shaaammmeeeeee!!

  • Anonymous

    Basically he is making fun of the fact that Disney is selling the bands looks to girls that they cant really sing. He made the whole article up to be funny and point out some obvious facts but the article is a fake. He did not speak to any Disney exec.

  • Jane

    hahaha thats funny. but anyways kevin is MY FAVORITE! i know it won’t happen, but i would kill them if it did. i love kevin

  • jenn

    I doubt that. To be honest. I think Nick would care more than Joe.. but they would carry on without him. That im pretty sure of. Once you have that life, you wont go back.

  • Anonymous

    I, personally, think that JB shouldn’t have entered Disney. It was a stupid decision and they were only concerned for the money. BUT! If Disney cuts all Jonases or even just one, they don’t need Disney anymore. (Miley doesn’t need Disney either anymore) They all are nomiated for Grammy’s and are performing at events that have nothing to do with Disney. They will be fine on their own.

    But Disney will not, if they’re cut.

  • lindsay

    HAHAHA CLICK ON THE LINK TO THE ACTUAL ARTICLE. WHEN YOU READ IT THERES STARS ALL OVER THE PLACE, THEN YOU GO DOWN TO WAS THEYRE DISCLAIMERS FOR AND ITS TELLING YOU THAT EVERYTHING SAID IN THE ARTICLE IS TOTALLY FAKE. BUT THEY SAY IT LIKE “THEY MIGHT RULE OUT THE LEAST-CUTE ***” THEN AT THE BOTTOM YOU WILL SEE THIS: ***- SAID MY IMAGINARY FRIEND. AND THE REASON I DID THIS IN CAPS WAS SO YOU ALL KNEW THIS ARTICLE WASNT TRUE!!

  • Dasia bbydasia

    ok i dont think they have these fantastic voices BUT there music is fun and really good! i know i dont wanna listen to some slow crap with good singing all the time! Think about it they write there own songs and play there instruments! they are all dedicated and over all amazing people! and i think they are all cute in there own ways. So this is bull shit!

  • Dumm Blonnd

    I LLLLOOOOVVVVEEEEEE KEVIN!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Oh grow up. Everything he says about the Jonas Brothers are true. They can’t sing, they are a teen band, styled by Disney and sold as 3 cute brothers to teen girls. He just makes fun of that.

  • LalaLand- Nikko

    YOU MOTHA FUCKA FAGS. KEVIN JONAS IS EQUAL TO ALL THE JONAS BROTHERS,
    HES NOT UGLY AT ALL, HE’S FUNNY AND CUTE AND FUCK YOU KEVIN HATERS GET
    A LIFE AND GTFO.

  • Anonymous

    They seriously think it would be as succesful without
    Kevin?
    Give me a break.
    Nick obviously isn’t the strongest guitar player.
    And Kevin’s gorgeous!

  • Anonymous

    The article is from the Advertising Age. Go to their site and read the WHOLE article then you will see that it is fake satire. Just like some of the other Brenda Song and Joe Jonas satire pieces and wasn’t there one about Taylor and Joe floating around the interet too.

  • Anonymous

    ok one kevin was awarded the sexyist man alive over his brother so yah HES HOT!!!!i mean look at him and two there is no way in hell jonas brothers would even exist if kev wasnt in i the band!!oh and three their voices are the same live acoustic acapella or on a cd ive herd all!!!

    jb supporter for ever!!!=]

  • Anonymous

    OUCH

  • vee-roh

    couldnt agree with you more i love kevin he is so sexy the way he carries himself,i hate when pep put him down like that it makes me so angry

  • Anonymous

    what a dickhead. if they cut kevin out i will not b a fan and they will loose like half of their fan base

  • ……

    Finally!!! Im not saying these boys are talentless but they are definatly overrated!

  • Niki

    The Jonas Brothers aren’t the Jonas Brothers without Kevin.

    For real. Keep him or kill Disney.

  • Anonymous

    Okay Ocean Up has now added an update above that the article was written by their humorist and should not be taken as fact. Don’t get your tits all in an uproar.

  • shakeit

    that person needs to freaking shove it up their idiotic ***

  • Anonymous

    What the fuck!!!!! When has it ever been being ‘cute’ over being talented. Kevin has just as much if not more talent then Nick and Joe. Personly hes the cute-ist and the coolest. Kevins the best!!! Screw Disney. I hope the Jonas brother Leave and find a better label. And even if that does happen Nick and Joe wont go with it. And if they do then Screw them!!!! Then I will personally fly all the way to hollywood and protest!!!

  • :)

    Oh no … Yvonne will flipp.

  • WOW…

    JERK :)

    Haha…He doesn’t know what he’s missin’!!
    ;D

  • Anonymous

    i think kevin’s about the fans. he loves the fans and is so thankful for everything.

    I think nick’s about the music. music inspires him and is the first love in his life.

    i think joe’s about the fame and is sick of being a disney band. I think he’s sick of the fame though and loves to do just the small shows and wants to live a normal life.

    i think they all are incredibly thankful for everything they have though. i just think nick and kevin are in it more than joe. they all want to grow up though.

  • Lacy

    HAVE THEY NOT SEEN JOE’S EYEBROWS?!?!

  • Anonymous

    To ‘teez’ what does being asian have to do with people liking you or not? Think before you open your dam mouth.

  • ash duhhhh

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WERD!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE..WHO EVER SAID THATJUST ATE THEM ALIVE IM FUCKING DYING HAHAHAHAHHAAAA SRY JB FAns THAT WAS FUNNY
    KEV IS A KOOL DUDE BUT HE SHOULD DROP

  • Tiff

    Um…FALSE

    Poor Kevy, why does he have so many haters?!

    He’s such a great guy and GORGEOUS!!!

  • http://myspace.com/jonassx emilyx187

    teenies suck ass.

    i fucking love you, kevin <3

  • Anonymous

    what!???
    kevin jonas i love you!!!!!!!!! sooo much!!!!

  • Anonymous

    THE ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY A HUMORIST ITS SATIRE
    THE ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY A HUMORIST ITS SATIRE
    THE ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY A HUMORIST ITS SATIRE

    OCEAN UP HAS ADDED AN UPDATE. THE ARTICLE IS NOT TRUE IT IS MADE UP. READ BEFORE YOU COMMENT.

  • Anonymous

    well nobody thought that nick was cute until everyone stared putting him with miley because he looks like such a baby but after every found that a got to go out with a beautiful girl and miley actually felt in love with him all the girls stared watching nick more and saying he was cute. i mean hello dating miley cyrus the hottest girl in disney hello the guy has to have some moves to be able to get to go out with miley! i mean am sure everyone thought what the heck she sees in him he aint all that but her type of gorgeous is how the hell he got to date her!
    Are you blind or just stupid miley is not hot. And i always thought nick was cute way before i found out who miley was. fYI Nick is hot without miley he dosent need her for fans to be saying hes hot. Wake up from la la and the world doesnt revolve around miley.

  • Anonymous

    The Jonas brothers can sing!
    They’re maybe not the best but they can.
    Plus they write their own music and play
    instruments.
    If this is true it basically is saying
    that no one on disney is talented,
    It’s pretty much saying it’s all about the looks
    and the superficial things…

  • Alexa

    I LOVE YOU KEVIN JONAS! YOU ARE GORGEOUS, HOT, AND REALLY SWEET. <3

  • mrssssjonas

    WOWWWWW THIS REALLLLLYYYY PISSES ME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • Anonymous

    yeah kevin may not be the best looking, but who cares it’s not all about looks. the jonas brothers are so talented and they are really good live. i love them! <3

  • Anonymous

    THIS ARTICLE IS A SPOOF
    THIS ARTICLE IS A SPOOF
    THIS ARTICLE IS A SPOOF
    THIS ARTICLE IS A SPOOF
    THIS ARTICLE IS A SPOOF
    THIS ARTICLE IS A SPOOF

    NOT TO BE TAKEN AS TRUTH. THE WRITER IS A HUMORIST PEOPLE.

  • Anthony

    HAHAHA NOT EVEN THE JB’S OWN COMPANY TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY. I LOVE KEVIN BUT THE ONLY REASON HE GOT SEXIEST MAN IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE 21 AND KEVIN IS THE ONLY ONE OLD ENOUGH. THEIR NOTHING BUT A GIMIC, WITH DISNEY AS LONG AS YOUR CUTE THEY WILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS. THE ONLY REASON THE JB FANS THINK THEY CAN ACTUALLY SING IS BECAUSE THEIR SO IN LOVE WITH THEM THEY LOVE ANYTHING THEY DO. IF THE JONAS BROTHERS SHIT IN THEIR HANDS AND THEN AT IT ALL THEIR FANS WOULD DO THE SAME THING.

  • Danielle

    People stop being rude to kevin

  • ???

    no life whatsover

  • Anonymous

    THANK YOU!. the article is fake. if you click on the link the guy literally puts at the bottom that his “sources” are “his imaginary friends.” lol. the whole thing is bogus. relax kids.

  • Anonymous

    i will be very disappointed in disney if they drop the jonas brothers (which they would drop them all or keep them all, nick and joe wouldn’t perform without kevin) although at the same time they probably want to break away from disney so they can be more mature.

  • Anonymous

    wheres yvonne when ya need her??

  • JT

    what the fuck? they wouldn’t even be the Jonas
    Brothers without Kevin. Kevin is personally my
    favorite. and they DO sing amazingly at their
    concerts. and just FYI you don’t like them, get
    the hell out of here.

  • holly ann

    thats so rude to say that about somebody whether its true or not!

  • Anonymous

    That article is some funny shit in full.

  • Anonymous

    it better be bogus. they all are amazing.

  • Anonymous

    TELL ME WHO THE HELL CAN SING LIVE ANYMORE
    JOBROS ARE ONE OF THE BETTER
    KEVIN IS DAAAAMMMNN HOT AND SEXI + HE IS A GENTLEMAN

  • Anonymous

    can everyone stop freaking out. click the link – the article is fake.

  • Danielle

    stupid disney that’s mean what they say about kevin Kevin is an nice guy and sweet guy and sexy

  • Anonymous

    Joes eyebrows. I heard Camilla got lost in his eyebrows for 2 whole days. Oh wait or was it that he got lost in her eyebrows? I can’t remember.

  • Anonymous

    If they aren’t talented how come theyre nominated for a grammy?

  • SYDNEY !

    First of all , this is totally RIDICULOUS !
    I love kevin , joe and nick all equally
    Who ever said this can get a life !

    and i’ve been to a concert of theres,
    and i thought they sounded just as good live as they do in the studio ,
    I love the Jonas Brothers,
    And if one of them wasnt in there it just wouldnt be the same ,
    It’s just not the jonas brothers without one of them

  • http://oceanup.com vanessalovesjonasssboys<33

    hahhahahhaha yvonnes probably freaking out, but its true.
    faceit :)

  • Anonymous

    Aw, wow that’s horrible to say about Kevin!
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    I think as long as the Jonas Brothers are making them money they don’t care about the actual talent. I certainly think they’re talented though.

  • Anonymous

    and miley got nominated for a golden globe

  • Melanie (MellyMoo)

    I disagree with all of this!
    I mean it’s just a bunch of crap.
    Looks aren’t all that matters ya know people.
    & if that’s all that disney cares about…then maybe JB can find a better place to work with.
    I personally believe they all three deserve love.
    Besides Kevin is very sexy.
    I disagree so badly with the fact that you people feel you must bash on someone’s looks then see what really counts.
    It’s so pathetic.
    Kevin happens to be my favorite Jonas Brother.
    Has been ever since I was a Jonas Brothers fan in 2006.
    He’s grown so much from his expericence with haters.
    You people seriously need to get a life.
    & realize what really counts.
    & it’s definitley not looks!

  • -KeViNs BaBe-

    YES!
    Another fan who is just like me!
    Gosh, I didn’t know there was another one out there!
    KEVIN FAN FOR LIFE!(if you’re not a Kev fan, you’re not a JB fan)
    BTW-I soooooooo agree!

  • Anonymous

    YVONNE! THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE

  • Anonymous

    WTF??? KEVIN MAY NOT BE AS GOOD LOOKING AS NICK OR JOE, BUT HE IS A GREAT PERSON AND SUPER TALENTED. THE JONAS BROTHERS WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT HIM!!! THEY CANNOT TAKE HIM OUT!!!
    AND US JONAS LOVERS DO NOT JUST LOVE THEM FOR THEIR LOOKS. WE LOVE THEM FOR THEIR TALENT, HOW NICE AND CARING THEY ARE FOR THEIR FANS, HOW MUCH OF AN INSPIRATION THEY ARE TO US, AND SOOO MANY OTHER REASONS!!!!
    THE JB CAN SING, AND THEY ARE GREAT! SO THIS GUY HAS SERIOUSLY NO IDEA WTF HE IS TALKING ABOUT
    AND WHO IS THIS DISNEY EXECUTIVE? HE IS TALKING TRASH ABOUT JB WHICH IS HORRIBLE CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT JB ARE UNDER DISNEY. WTF, THIS DUMBASS IS INSULTING A BAND THAT GIVES HIM MONEY, THAT PAYS SOME OF HIS PAYCHECK? THAT’S JUST SICK! STUPID HYPOCRITE!!!
    HE THINKS THAT JB WILL PROBABLY MAKE THEM MORE MONEY IF WE TAKE THE “UGLY ONE” OUT, BUT LIKE I SAID JB IS NOTHING WITHOUT KEVIN. ITS NOT THE SAME. WATCH THEM LOSE A BUNCH OF FANS IF KEVIN IS KICKED OUT!!!!

    btw, just a random statement, im a nick fan so im soo happy nick is the least in danger lol. i always knew it, he is so awesome =) but that doesn’t mean they’re not all great

  • Ashley

    WOW.
    If this is real i’ll go some fucking ape shit on Disney.
    No fucking lie.
    They can suck it after that one, i won’t buy shit they have.

    KEVIN’S FUCKING AMAZING!
    if you think different your a fucking asshole.

  • http://www.myspace.com/nickjx3xo96 bull.

    THATS BULLSHIT
    fuck you.

  • Feist

    Kevin Jonas is more man than Joe and Nick will *ever* be.
    Obviously- he’s got one hell of a gf/fiance(?) who loves him for what he truly is- not how he looks or what he does… than you have Camilla Belle and Selena Gomez- wtf? Kevin needs the support, ppl.

  • Anonymous

    The Jonas brothers music is too teeny bop. The whole show is teeny bop. If you want to hear real talent go to a Bruce Springsteen show.

  • Anonymous

    hi, glad your hear
    you know i hate when fake jb fans call kevin ugly. Its okay to have favourites but dont hate kev. Everytime when someone say nick/joes there fav or kevins ugly i stick up for him. They are really mean to him. Like once i had a jonas poster and they scatched out kevins beautiful FACE. i had to slap them. Nicks my fav but dont miss with kevin.

  • Anonymous

    this is stupid and pointless article id its FAKE!!!

  • Anonymous

    yvonne. before you flip. its a fake article – it says so right on the link.

  • -KeViNs BaBe-

    Uh-huh!
    THERE’S A FAN!*high fives*
    You go girl!

  • Anonymous

    love these jonas brothers.

  • Anonymous

    omg never scare me like that again.

  • Anonymous

    not really, but okay click on the link to the site. it SAYS ITS FAKE AT THE BOTTOM. its supposed to be FUNNY. they did add it to make fun of fans, its completely untrue though!

  • jerseygirl

    I am ignoring the Joe haters because they are all stupid and are not worthy of a response.:P

    Joe is amazing!
    So is Kevin.
    And so is Nick.

    Peace.Love.Jonas.

  • Anonymous

    well obviously the article was written by someone, but the information in it is false, hence the “imaginary friends” as his source.

  • jerseygirl

    Spoof or no spoof, I have an issue with OceanUp posting it here in the first place. They HAD to know it was a joke and posted it to stir up crap.

    I still think it’s very mean-spirited and they should definitely change that title. I don’t care if you like JB or not, they’re still human beings for crying out loud.

  • yaz

    WHAT THE FUCK?!
    KEVIN IS FUCKING AMAZING STUPID BITCHES

  • friend of ed

    that’s really not nice. Whoever this alleged “Disney Executive” is, is cruel and insensitive. The Jonas Brothers have talent. IF they didn’t why would they be so successful.

  • Brenda

    honestly, that’s the stupidest most low thing that I had ever read.
    First of all, the jonas brothers are a GIMIC, take away one, the gimic is ruined.
    Second, its so low to try to kick someone out of a band just because they’re not the cutest of the three. Pluse, someone is always going to think he’s the cutest thing ever because beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    Third, THE JONAS BROTHERS AREN’T EVEN A DISNEY BAND! They formed their band BEFORE they were ever on disney, and therefore disney should not have the right to break them apart.
    And last, nick and joe would never do that to him.

  • Sofia

    All I can say is that whoever “said” all this stuff for this article should be worried
    for their job.
    I honestly don’t believe this at all.
    Nick is my favorite Jonas, but I would die without Kevin
    Also, they are amazing live, I have heard them
    This is total crap!

  • chels.

    oh my god if disney drops them i am going to be soo sad. but nick and joe will NEVER preform without kevin. i feel so bad for kevin he is my fav brother then nick then joe. disney would be screwed if they drop the jonas brothers. disney wouldnt have any good talent left besides demi.

  • mimi

    well nobody thought that nick was cute until everyone stared putting him with miley because he looks like such a baby but after every found that a got to go out with a beautiful girl and miley actually felt in love with him all the girls stared watching nick more and saying he was cute. i mean hello dating miley cyrus the hottest girl in disney hello the guy has to have some moves to be able to get to go out with miley! i mean am sure everyone thought what the heck she sees in him he aint all that but her type of gorgeous is how the hell he got to date her!! so i think is all about dating the popular girl!! kevin is ok looking he not ugly like they say but he is definately not sexy he is cute and he has nice eyes! and joe used to be handsome but he been losing too much weight and his personality has change so much he is looking pretty bad lately wonder was wrong but he looks ok! i think the jonas are cute but not drop dead gorgeous just cute now that guy miley is dating the model now he gorgeous and has a huge chest that what i call hot not the jonas are all cute but that it!!

  • -KeViNs BaBe-

    SHUT THE FUCK UP!
    Kevin is SOOOOOOO not ugly! None of them are! He’s the hottest JONAS BY FAR!

  • Anonymous

    esp on i thought i lost you
    when miley sings she has a husky voice like a smoker most of the time

  • Anonymous

    Kevin is ugly in MY opinion. I’d rather watch nick and joe. And it’s true that they can’t sing that great.

  • Anonymous

    Where are you Nick? I can’t stand all this negative publicity surrounding Joe and KEvin. Maybe you are smart to hide.

  • omj!

    WHAT?!!!! i have heard them live and they are AMAZING!

  • thats right i went there

    ok so i dont really like miley
    well not he specifically just the choices shes made withing the last year
    and she gets criticized for making an ‘asian’ face with a group of her friends [one of them, in fact, being asian]
    and yet here you are saying if the jonas brothers were asian/fugly [and now im begining to think that some perez hilton wannabee wrote this because what highly respectable person uses the word 'fugly'] that they wouldn’t have their fans
    well newsflash bucko…i didnt even know what they looked like when i got into them, my friend told me to chek them out and she played a couple of songs for me and i fell in love with THE MUSIC not their faces
    so why dont tou get your facts straight and stop being a hypocrtical racist

    and in my eyes [which are 20/20 so no i am NOT blind] paul kevin jonas ii is extremely sexy
    you can send him my way anyday

    in my final statement id like to say go screw yourself lowlife, perez hilton wannabee

  • aninymous

    thats bull.
    Its not all about cuteness. they are amazing guys no matter what stupid pathetic people say about them.
    They are talented no matter what, they are strong on their relationship with their family and most important God. God got them to where they are now because there must be a reason duh they are Amazing, they are going to change history. =D
    Me or no true fans care what pathetic jealous people say about them apparently they dont have a life so they prefer to talk bull. And hey the Jonas Boys dont care either. The real fan are what matter the most to them not all the HATERS.
    <3 i love them till death and i’ll defend them No Matter What.
    <3 God Bless

  • Anonymous

    2 words: fuck. you.

    kevin is amazing. all three of them are. he’s a stud. i you cut out one of them, the whole group is going down, and disney know that. this is a bunch of bullshit, and you know it. and to top it off, they are damn amazing live, and 50 bucks says you have never even seen them perform.

    so this article can go jump off a cliff, and we can all move on with our lives pretending this load had never disgraced the face of the earth.