Jonas Brothers 3D Movie Is ‘Gimmicky’

Not so glowing Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience movie review from AP Movie Critic Christy Lemire: Someday, we may actually get a clue as to what makes the Jonas Brothers tick. We may get a glimpse into the pop stars’ distinct personalities, because certainly they must have them, and, eventually, even..

..learn about their demons and desires. But for now, Nick, Joe and Kevin are presented as so much glossy, superficial packaging in this 3-D concert movie. Sure, there are behind-the-scenes moments wedged between the perky performances, but they feel self-conscious, staged, and consist mainly..

..of the brothers marveling at how many screaming fans are gathered outside their hotel/car/wherever. We learn nothing about who they are or where they come from, they may not even have parents, for all we know, since the main adult we see accompanying them is their bodyguard.

But then again, director Bruce Hendricks’ film isn’t intended for the uninitiated. It’s for the tween and teen girls who emitted ear-piercing bleats of glee at the very sight of the words ‘Joe Jonas’ during the opening titles at the Los Angeles premiere. To their credit, the Jonases do put on a high-energy show,  Nick does roundoff-back handsprings!

And Hendricks, who also directed last year’s Miley Cyrus 3-D movie, has his cameras everywhere. And it’s hard to hate on them completely since they seem like such hardworking, decent kids, except Kevin, that is. At 21, he’s a grown-up.

He has chest hair and sideburns. Unfortunately, most of the three-dimensional effects here are pretty gimmicky. As for the songs themselves.. well, they all start to blend into each other after a while. G. 75 min. One and a half stars out of four.

  • Anonymous

    WHOA! look at the pink poster behind them…what does it say? i see the number 27 and i thought it was a poke at taylor swift

  • Anonymous

    EVERYONE FORGET WHAT HE SAID! I SAW THIS MOVIE AT A PRIVATE SCREENING IN NYC AND IT WAS GREAT, FUN, FUNNY, AMAZING!!!!!! I;M SEEING IT AT LEATS 2 MORE TIMES!

  • hehee

    bahhahahahhah. “he has chest hair and side burns.” that was good.
    the rest of this review is lame. the movie isn’t aimed for critiquing adults. it’s mostly for preteen/teenage girls, who just want to see the boys having fun and being themselves.

  • Anonymous

    ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
    ahahhahahahahahahaahahaha
    haahahahahaahhaahahahahahahah
    ahaù
    hahahhahaahhahaah

  • Anonymous

    anymore adorable stuff about nick?
    i already heard about him singing “my girl” and stuff..

  • YouDon’tNeedToKnow

    Well, not everyone is going to be pleased.
    But from the other reviews I’ve read and from what I’ve heard, the movie is quite fantastic.

  • Anonymous

    jb sucks

  • Sadiezz

    lmao! i love how OceanUp censored the part about them spraying white substance to the audience and not being so innocent!
    ————-
    And that sucks.
    That was the only good part of the review.
    LMFAO.

  • jerseygirl

    lmao! i love how OceanUp censored the part about them spraying white substance to the audience and not being so innocent!
    ———————–
    I know! I was reading what was posted and Ocean left out alot of parts. But I was cracking up over the reviewer saying the audience was hopefully too young to get the subliminal message of the spray guns!

    As for the movie being gimmicky – Well, no duh! It’s Disney for crying out loud. I don’t think anyone is going in there expecting an academy-award winning documentary on the Jonas Brothers. As long as it’s entertaining, I’ll be happy!

  • Anonymous

    im sorry
    but i’ve been tryin to figure this the hell out
    every pic i’ve seen of joe from the premiere
    i’ve been trying to tell what the hell is that smoky shit on his suit

    can someone tell me what that is lmao?

  • Anonymous

    I still don’t understand how they have any success at all. They SUCK at singing and they’re ugly…Why do people praise them like they’re Gods? They are overrated fame whores. I hope their “movie” doesn’t bring in as much money as they were expecting even though I know it probably will just because all those brainwashed teens cant see that these douches don’t give crap about them but their money . . . Its sad really. I really am getting so sick of hearing about these idiots . . . And sorry if you fangirls get upset with what I’m saying but I’ve been quietly reading and hearing things about them on websites and on TV shows for months now and I haven’t said a word. I’ve just reached my breaking point


    ZOMG, would you like an award?

  • Anonymous

    ha
    both bobw and jbs 3d movies got bad reviews

  • Anonymous

    Oh stfu hater go away!
    Stop posting your comment over and over again
    you know what suks?
    You
    and you personality thats what suks=)

    fck off bitch

    andn aww im going to see imma be rockin out to their songs
    and plus joe takes off his shirt,gotta go for that mainly

  • DALLASjonas

    well eff you

    i give it 10 STARS

    :)

    ilyyy JB, i get to see them on saturdayyy ahhhh!!!

    && yes i am 18 yrs old && what?!?!?!

  • Lovebugg224

    wow! that girl is such an ass… teehee… it will be awesomeeeee…. hahahahaha about the chesthair!lmfao

  • Anonymous

    They are seriously overrated!

  • Erin

    I don’t understand paying the money. I mean wait for like a month and they will air it on disney channel for free, just like they did for miley’s movie. I really don’t think I’m going to die if I have to wait a couple of weeks to see the Jonas brothers do the exact same thing they do for every performance. I could make this 3d movie just by combining youtube performances and some of their youtube video blogs. Nothing new nothing worth paying $20 for.

  • Anonymous

    Hee hee. I can just hear all the chanting: Joe, Joe, Joe.

    These boys have charisma and I love their music… can’t wait to see the movie.

  • Anonymous

    not everyone has to like it…chill

    i am personally pumped to see it!

    follow:

    http://www.twitter.com/tay79L

  • ugh

    i agree with u on this Yvonne. That was completely uncalled for what they said about him. Like they couldnt have come up with a better word to descibe him than doofy. I hate how some ppl make it seem like hes less than.

  • Anonymous

    ouchhh. that’s not gonna stop them from getting a ton of movie watchers.

  • Anonymous

    cum,

  • bre

    One and a half stars out of four.
    ARE U KIDDING ME?

  • Anonymous

    me too i just realized that! i just do not understand it, is it the design of the suit?

  • adri

    call me idiot but whats gimmicky?? i don’t speak english very good ..

  • Anonymous

    the screaming fans was scriptted
    the screaming fans was scriptted
    the screaming fans was scriptted
    the screaming fans was scriptted
    the screaming fans was scriptted


    Thanks for the fucking info.
    Too bad no one cares.

    Maybe it was scripted, but it’s not like it HAD to be. They have plenty of fans that would have done it sponteniously. [Spelling is off, I know.]

  • Anonymous

    kevin is fat? wowww
    does that make any sense what so ever?
    because i really don’t think it does…

    if he’s overweight then so am i…. and my doctors tell me i’m underweight!
    what LIARS!

  • Anonymous

    FIRST BITCHES!!! FUK U ALL!! I WAS FIRST MUAHAHAHAH!!!! JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!! KEVIN IS FATT, NICK HAS CROOKED TEETH AND JOE HAS A WIERD TWITCH WITH HIS HANDS AND CANT KEEP EM STILL!!
    _________________________________________

    hahaha what the fuck? kevin isnt fat and you seem to know alot about flaws they have! ha no one cares if one person out of millions doesnt like them. thanks for sharing though :)

  • Anonymous

    what a jerk……….
    love you jb!

  • Anonymous

    cum stains.

  • Anonymous

    haha I know right. All the reviews keep talking about that part where they spray white foam from a hose at the audience. Saying how it’s like subliminally sexual and all of this stuff. lol

  • Anonymous

    the movie isnt real well the screaming girls arnt

  • alliegator.(:

    uhm; to be quite frank,
    this movie wasn’t made for their adults uptight ass hole attitude.
    i’m sorry, but this movie was made for their fans.
    not adults who find joy in trying to bring down teenagers
    who have had more success in the past year and a half, than these low life,
    critics will ever have in their life time.

    the fans who have seen it, have loved it.
    and that’s all that matters.
    forget the critics.
    they’ll do what they can to make the boys look bad.
    how about some of their fans, and average teenagers go see the move,
    and then i’ll listen to the reviews…NOT.

    i’m going to see it tonight, midnight showing,
    and i’m excited.

    screw the haters,
    no one frickin’ cares.

  • Anonymous

    nah, just the reviews from mtv/jb fangirls. everyone else said it sucked.

  • Anonymous

    Is it me, or do the boys look very very short?

  • Anonymous

    that MTV review was basically the only good one…everyone else said it was tasteless and they had nothing but a few flips to bring to the table…and then alot said the only time things were interesting is when the arena went “boom” (you know, during performances at random times they would let off a sound that was like a fire cannon blasting)

  • kirsty

    Are you kidding me? 1 and a half stars out of 4?
    What sort of weirdo wrote that….?
    I have the soundtrack of the movie and it sounds fantastic, haven’t seen the film yet cos, well it’s not out till May over here but seriously, from what I’ve seen of clips it looks amazing, so suck off.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get why people come on here to say how ugly they are and what douches they are (which makes no sense, being that a douche is a cleaning device).
    If you don’t want to see the movie, don’t. No ones forcing you to read their posts and watch their movie. Stop the bitching and complaining about how annoying they are & how Taylor Swift “OWNZ DEM!!!” and how Miley is more “FIERZE!!!” and shit.
    Please.
    No one cares.

    I, for one, will be seeing this movie tomorrow with 5 of my friends, and my mommmmmmmay wants to come to.(:

  • Anonymous

    OF COURSE the reviews are going to say that…it’s not really made for adults anyways…THEY ARE A BAND GEARTED TOWARDS TEENS AND TWEENS! Why do they even bother reviewing it????????! They are cute :) whatev.

  • Anonymous

    lol @ the giant 27 above joe’s head

  • Anonymous

    thats all you got? they suck because of their fisical appearence?? UR so stupid!!What, if ur not good looking you suck??BTW the 3 of them are hot!
    FYI they dont suck, probably thats the reason Y they were nominated 4 a grammy, so go do something useful with your life insted of talking shit!!

  • Anonymous

    It means that the movie is ONLY for people who already love the Jonas Brothers. No one else is going to enjoy it.

  • Anonymous

    lmao! the best review i read is where they said “it’s missing all the important peices of the backstage scenes, like when we would feel like we were miley’s best friend”

  • Anonymous

    yeah twilight got two and a half stars, haha jb3d = fail

  • Anonymous

    OUCH.
    =/
    I’m sorry, guys. I’ll still be seeing the movie and I’m sure I’ll enjoy it! (:

  • iLoveJonasBrothers

    What the shit are you on about? If you hate the Jonas Brothers so much then why do you know so much about them? I wonder what kind of things you like…its funny though, whatever shit your into, half the world probab;y hate…and the jonas brothers have the biggest fan base…So suck my penisss! You need to shut the fuck up and get a life, and if you really hate them then why the fuck are you reading this stuff then????????

    Thats right….

    I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Of course the review is going to say it’s Gimmicky.
    The Jonas Brothers are so fake, everything they do is
    to give the impression of them being Perfect Boys,
    which we all know they are not. If they showed
    their true colors, their fan base would be halved
    overnight.

  • deanna

    well duh. i love them, but obviously this is just another way to suck teens into the whole disney world, and show off how ‘good’ the boys are. im still gonna see it, but who the hell would see it besides like teenies and teenagers?

  • Anonymous

    WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO READ THAT NOVEL?

  • Anonymous

    The aim of this movie is fun, is not bitter or for people who want to know what they are thinking jonas

  • http://myspace.com/3iob Nicole

    LOL. You censored the review. Still not seeing it. -.-

    “they may not even have parents, for all we know”

    I wish.

  • Anonymous

    miley does everything better sry2say
    also wtf @ joe’s jizz-stained suit

  • bridget

    Why are you all getting down on the critic? She’s just doing her job. She acknowledged that some of their teen fans will be happy but it’s her job to tell the public what she thought of the movie and if you don’t like that then don’t read it.

    For those who say she just doesn’t get it and that Miley got bad reviews as well try again. BOBW has a 70% from the main critics listed there and a 90% rate from the top critics.

  • Anonymous

    This doesn’t surprise me. The JoBros tend to act robotic and make calculating answers to questions. People would really appreciate them more if they were a little more candid like Miley or Demi.

  • Kyla

    im sorry
    but i’ve been tryin to figure this the hell out
    every pic i’ve seen of joe from the premiere
    i’ve been trying to tell what the hell is that smoky shit on his suit

    can someone tell me what that is lmao?
    _________________

    lol everyones been wondering.
    its just a smoke design. i thought it was pretty coo.
    joe always has to do something different with his clothes.
    and nick was already wearing the brightest color out of all of their suits.

  • Anonymous

    as if this interview was gonna stop me from going to see the movie. it’s my job to judge a movie through my eyes, not some idiotic critic. This movie is TARGETED for teenagers, especially girls, and that is clearly where all the money is coming from. They want the teenagers to enjoy it, not the adults. This woman needs to get over how old she is and needs to get into modern times.

  • anon

    Nice comeback. But you need to face it. This is what most of America thinks:

    Joe – the hot one
    Nick – the cute one
    Kevin – the other one

  • Anonymous

    Someone has a few anger issue’s.

    Oh wait your just an adorable little no body hater. AWWHHHHH!

  • Anonymous

    And how old is this person? 5o? ya, um they shouldn’t get someone in there later years to rate the movie. The movies not ment for its ment for for kids and teens. An adult will see and think differently then a 16 year old will. If you see an adult obsessed about the Jonas Brothers, she/he needs help. A lot of it. I would say this journalist is not very good at she or he’s job. When it comes to certain movies you have to change your perspective. When you are rating this movie you have to see it through a 13 year old’s eyes and think to yourself, “would i like this if I were this age.” You have to THINK like the age and gender of the audience if the movie is set to a certain age group.

  • Anonymous

    “Absolutely,” the Jonas Brother told US radio show Valentine In The Morning. “Yes, I’m single.”

    Nick, 16, who was promoting the brothers’ new 3D concert movie, was previously linked to Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus.

    Nick denied seeing anyone…although the reason for him acting sketchy in the Live Chat is now unknown, he confirmed this morning he is single..Nick, a little hint? if you don’t want people gossiping about you, don’t act shady and avoid answering the question one day and denying it the next..

  • Anonymous

    Now, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but spraying creamy foam from a hose held by hot, sweaty heartthrobs onto the heads of screaming young women? That’s not so guileless

    If that’s not subliminally and unsettlingly dirty enough, they also use hoses to spew the very female crowd with white foam. Burnin’ up, indeed!

    There’s also a bizarre sequence in which the brothers whip out giant power hoses and suggestively spray the crowd with a fluffy white substance.

    Those are all from different reviews. lol

  • Anonymous

    IF UR A FAN OF THEM IT’S GREAT BUT SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD U WATCH IT IF UR NOT A FAN THAT’S WEIRD!

  • Alyssa

    This movie wasn’t made for critics to like. This was made FOR FANS. It’s for people who didn’t go to the shows, to feel like they’re at one.

    DUH. stupid critic.

  • Anonymous

    The movie was great. Hannah Montana sang and performed her songs with dancers. The Jonas Brothers performed too. There were some older girls who went nuts over that part. Then Miley Cyrus came out and performed. I think the girls got more excited for Miley than for Hannah. I was kind of surprised. The songs were very age appropriate. They showed little bits from behind the scenes too. My little girl absolutely loved it. I worry sometimes about thees young stars and the influence they have on our young ones. However, Hannah/Miley came through and produced an awesome fun time for little ones to enjoy.

  • Anonymous

    aww, all the jb teenies are in denial
    look it up, every review so far besides one has been negative

  • Anonymous

    one headline said out right “Jonas Concert Movie Aimed Specifically Only for Tweens”

  • Anonymous

    who the fuck says “gimmicky”???????

  • Anonymous

    JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!! KEVIN IS FATT, NICK HAS CROOKED TEETH AND JOE HAS A WIERD TWITCH WITH HIS HANDS AND CANT KEEP EM STILL!!

  • Anonymous

    lmao, im not surprised at the reviews…that whole “clean virgin” image just isn’t accepted into society, especially coming from hollywood, so everyone is definitely harder on the Disney kids…im not a fan of JB and i have no intentions of going to see this movie, but it’s because they are kind of boring during their performances, not because of their personal life

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE THEM AND I HEARD THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE AMAZING!

  • Anonymous

    Psh, who cares? They’re critics for one thing. I never listen to critics for opinions on movies because everyone’s different. So, this review’s out the window for me. I’ll go see for myself. I don’t need a grown man’s adult POV. Critics are critics. Eh, Watcha gonna do?

  • Anonymous

    JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!! KEVIN IS FATT, NICK HAS CROOKED TEETH AND JOE HAS A WIERD TWITCH WITH HIS HANDS AND CANT KEEP EM STILL!!

  • teamdisney:)

    yyyyyyyeah.
    man.

    i dont care what they say.
    im stoked.

    this movie will rock!!!

  • ANONYMOUS

    I need the opinion of some one who feels neautral towards them. I of course hater are gonna say it sucked and lovers are gonna say it was awesome so i cant really trust either of those opinions!

  • Anonymous

    JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!! KEVINS GIRLFRIEND HAS A TRIPLE CHiN, JOE HAS A TWITCH IN HIS HANDS, AND NICK HAS CROOKED TEETH!!

  • Anonymous

    lmao movie FAIL!!!!

  • Anonymous

    JB is FAKE!
    haha, great review ;D

  • stalker..

    Well, I’m still watching it. Haha.

  • Anonymous

    He has chest hair and sideburns

    AHAHA wow, LOL REALLY!?!? ahaha joke

    1st…great big deal he’s a man get over it we still love him

    2nd Joe has chest hair LOL C= but then again even when he is 21 i don’t think i will be able to call him a man awhh xx

  • Anonymous

    this critic is a effing bitch.
    screw her.
    someone shoved a pole up her ass.
    they’re amazing and she’s just jealous.

  • Anonymous

    how would u feel if nick dated a black/married one?

  • Anonymous

    And how old is this person? 5o? ya, um they shouldn’t get someone in there later years to rate the movie. The movies not ment for its ment for for kids and teens. An adult will see and think differently then a 16 year old will. If you see an adult obsessed about the Jonas Brothers, she/he needs help. A lot of it. I would say this journalist is not very good at she or he’s job. When it comes to certain movies you have to change your perspective. When you are rating this movie you have to see it through a 13 year old’s eyes and think to yourself, “would i like this if I were this age.” You have to THINK like the age and gender of the audience if the movie is set to a certain age group.

  • Anonymous

    well, i believe this.
    i mean they admitted some good things about it, and the thing is, the movie is for fans.
    plus the backstage footage is most likely nothing we havnt seen already.
    and it is ‘gimmicky’ lol.

    still gonna see it.i dont hate them but im not a big fan. and i admit some of their songs are catchy. it may not be good, but it’ll entertain me. plus forcing my friend who hates them to see the moviewill be fun :P

    lol!

  • Yvonne

    STFU you POS! Quit being a Kevin hater

  • Carolyn

    Eh whatever, this is one review and one opinion..
    I’m still super excited for the movie, going Saturday :)

  • mileyfan7

    lol I still want to see the movie.

    I didn’t think this movie was gonna be as good as the Miley one anyway lol. But I bet it’s still gonna be alright.

  • adriana

    wowwwww U PPL HONESTLY HAVE NO LIVES
    I ADORE THE JONAS BROTHERS FOR AN ENDLESS AMOUNT OF REASONS.
    ALL U HATERS ARE SAYING HOW THEY ARE FAKE MEANWHILE U DONT NO ANYTHINGGGGGG ABOUT THEM

    DID U KNOW THAT THEY HAD A FANBASE BEFORE DISNEY?
    THEY PLAYES HUNDREDS OF SHOWS FOR 2 AND A HALF YEARS BEFORE THEY WERE EVER WITH DISNEY SO..

    fuck u.. IVE BEEN A HUGE FAN OF JB FOR TWO YEARS NOW AND HAVE BEEN TO THEIR CONCERTS MANY TIMES BEFORE AND THEY DO HAVE AMAZING MUSIC, VOICES And AMAZING LYRICS. AND YES FOR ALL U WHORES OUT THEYRE , THEY REALLY DO PLAY INSTUMENTS (LIKE WHEN KEVIN AND NICK ARE PLAYING GUITAR IN RANDOM YOUTUBE VIDEOS ALL BY THEMSLEVES)
    THAN KU PRICKS FOR UR VALUABLE TIME AND FUCK OFF

  • Carolyn

    agreed.

  • Anonymous

    The critic seems a little jealous . . . maybe she would like a ton of screaming Jonas fans outside of her hotel room . . . then again, after this review, they might not be shouting such beautiful things!

    This movie ROCKS! And I don’t even have to see it to know!

    Hello Beautiful, here I come ;)

    JB3D

  • Paige

    lol. did you just post this twice? capitalizing things dosent make them sound smerter
    hun. try a shot at being a decent person and not speaking bad of people. Im not a fan of
    certain people, that dosent mean i trash talk them on blogs.

  • Jessica x

    JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!! KEVIN IS FATT, NICK HAS CROOKED TEETH AND JOE HAS A WIERD TWITCH WITH HIS HANDS AND CANT KEEP EM STILL!!

    ———————–

    1st Kevin isn’t fat…ahaha you make me laugh thinking he is…! sure he ent got a six pack…honestly i ent into all that…i know alot of girls who arn’t
    =D kevin is perfect the way he is

    2nd- im sure everyones teeth arn’t perfect…you complain bout his teeth but i bet if he had them fixed you would be saying “what a gay! getting his teeth done”

    3rd- Joe also has a stutter you might have noticed it’s been getting worse…so has playing with his hands…thats cause of stress or nervousness…search it…and it’s comments like yours which he reads that makes him feel crap about himself
    so don’t moan bout stuff you and others exactly like you are to blame for

    – Jessica x

  • Anonymous

    i dont get why people see movies more than once. twice maybe, that’s fine. but if your like “OMG IM GONNA SEE THIS 3 MORE TIMES”
    why would you waste $20 a freakin ticket to see a movie again. it’ll be out on dvd before you know it.

  • Carolyn

    and lol wtf is with the chest hair comment?? haha

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, I’m definitely not going to listen to what one critic says. People just can’t stand bands with a clean image and people tend to pick on them for it. Take the VMA’s inciddent as proof because of Russel Brand. Anyway, whatever. Critics are ridiculous. I’m going to see this movie anyways whether people like it or not. It’s my decision. I’m not going to listen to what reviews say to change my mind. Besides, this movie is meant for the FANS and any other people who are interested. This is probably from an adult’s POV who doesn’t understand what this movie’s really meant to show: A chance for the others who weren’t able to go to their concerts. It offers 3D effects and it makes you feel like you’re there in front row, with exclusive and behind-the-scenes footage. Critics Schmitics :-P

    I feel like OceanUP hates JB lol. Everytime they make a post about them the title always says something Bad or makes it sound bad …

  • Jane

    i love kevin to death

  • beee

    lmfao this is all probably the honest truth.
    but honestly? its not even that real
    of a movie.
    its a JONAS brothers movie for gosh sakes
    it shouldn’t be taken this seriously
    the critic shouldn’t be this harsh but
    this is prbly all true.
    its all a bunch of crazy screaming tweens
    willl go see it 17 times
    and claim they are gunna
    marry nick jonas. weeeeeee, FUN!

  • Anonymous

    lmao, i love how everyones saying she sucks and calling her jealous.
    shes basically saying that the people who are going to like this movie like jb anyway. which is true.
    if she doesnt like it it doesnt mean shes a bitch.

  • Carolyn

    Yea its pathetic that as a society we can’t seem to accept 3 boys with good morals but we can accept people who do drugs, abuse alcohol and are sex addicts..

  • Anonymous

    JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!!!! THIS MOVIE SUCKS. YOU GUYS ARE NOT FANS, YOUR A BUNCH OF LURKERS/CREEPRS. GET A LIFE!!! KEVIN DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DRESS. JOE NEEDS TO WORKOUT CUZ HES SKINNY AS A ROCK AND NICK NEEDS A MANLIER VOICE!

    YES I AM THE SAME PERSON WHO POSTED THE OTHER MEAN COMMENTS. AND JESSICA GET A LIFE AND GET OFF THIS SITE. GO READ A BOOK OR DO HOMEWORK

  • Anonymous

    oh wow, what kind of good role model are jb now?
    they think they are all that and joe is wearing a suit that has a “smoke” design.

    from some pix ive seen, it looks like hes smokin!

    JB = GAY LARDS!

  • Jessica

    I AM THE SAME ANONYMOUS AS THE REST. WELL LOOK AT KEVINS BEACH/POOL PICS AND HES FAT AND UGLY…NICK NEEDS TO STOP PICKING HIS NOSE AND JOE IS CONCIEDED AND HAS HANDS /INSECURITY PROBLEMS. JESSICA, I GREW UP WITH THEM IN WYCKOFF

    ———————

    Yeah, I’ve seen them pics? and so what? he isn’t fat??
    Kevin’s amazing, i love him for his personality unlike alot of people
    um, doesn’t everyone pick there nose…oh and yeah joe has some problems if anything he is the shyest jonas brother deep down…
    i think he is insecure and agree with you but your comments saying how crap he is arn’t needed…imagine if he read one…how do you think he would feel??
    and i highly dought you grew up with them

    – Jessica x

  • Anonymous

    I feel like OceanUP hates JB lol. Everytime they make a post about them the title always says something Bad or makes it sound bad …

    They started hating on Joe since the Taylor incident and have been hating on JB period since Nick dumped Selena. Notice how they’ve been nicer to Miley now that she and Selena hang out?

  • Carolyn

    yumm they look amazing in that pic

  • kimmy4

    well off topic again but i just read miles to go and it was great at the beginning put then i got boring when it reached the mandy chapter. And disney people are weired they paid miley to say that the sick girl vanessa looked like ariel from the lm. the book wasnt wroth 30. It was interesting but considering that hilary liftin helped her make the stories more muture than hereslf after pg 199 made u feel unconected with her. And suprisingly all she wrote about was
    being bullied
    1st concert
    papi dying
    mandy
    fishes
    dating nick etc
    and even more supringly no scandle talks. It was good at the beginning untill the professional author stepped in

  • Rachel

    I bet it did suck. I’m a fan but they have become so commercialized over the past year…

  • jonasluver6969696

    it looks like joe cummed all over his outfit ,
    i guess him & camille belle had a fun ride
    bahahahahahahhah

  • Carolyn

    whoops i didn’t mean to respond to that person haha

  • jerseygirl

    Now, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but spraying creamy foam from a hose held by hot, sweaty heartthrobs onto the heads of screaming young women? That’s not so guileless

    If that’s not subliminally and unsettlingly dirty enough, they also use hoses to spew the very female crowd with white foam. Burnin’ up, indeed!

    There’s also a bizarre sequence in which the brothers whip out giant power hoses and suggestively spray the crowd with a fluffy white substance.

    Those are all from different reviews. lol
    ———————————
    LOL. I read some of those reviews.

    I have to admit, I did find it a little weird when they whipped those hoses out at the show. It’s all in good fun but of course, ALOT of people are going to read it differently. That’s why I’m surprised Disney chose to leave it in the movie.

  • Yvonne

    This bitch needs to GTFO Kevin. His chest hairs are sexy and he is sporting about half his sideburns these days

  • Clarissa_ team jb. miley & demi_ (and Niley)

    JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!!!! THIS MOVIE SUCKS. YOU GUYS ARE NOT FANS, YOUR A BUNCH OF LURKERS/CREEPRS. GET A LIFE!!! KEVIN DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DRESS. JOE NEEDS TO WORKOUT CUZ HES SKINNY AS A ROCK AND NICK NEEDS A MANLIER VOICE!

    YES I AM THE SAME PERSON WHO POSTED THE OTHER MEAN COMMENTS. AND JESSICA GET A LIFE AND GET OFF THIS SITE. GO READ A BOOK OR DO HOMEWORK
    __
    and what about you?
    take your own advices

  • Jade

    I want to see it, but lets get real, if Disney isn’t even going to allow them out with their girlfriends, they sure aren’t going to put a fight that one of the boys had with their girlfriends in it. Duh, By the end of the year they will show it on Disney Channel, it will be shorter, but oh well. I’m only going because my nieces are begging me to take them. I figured it’s going to be chessy, but that’s the beauty of Disney, when I am in a HORRIBLE mood, I just put on a Disney movie because I know it’s going to be filled with happyness and have a happy ending. Disney will never change that, ever.

  • Anonymous

    you people are morons. the critic was doing their job, which was to CRITICIZE the movie. do you expect them to fangirl over the brothers like a 16-year-old girl? they criticize the movie, they’re not insulting your precious brothers. the fact that the fans enjoy it does NOT make it a good movie.

  • Anonymous

    I WORK AT THIS SITE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

  • Anonymous

    Now, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but spraying creamy foam from a hose held by hot, sweaty heartthrobs onto the heads of screaming young women? That’s not so guileless

    If that’s not subliminally and unsettlingly dirty enough, they also use hoses to spew the very female crowd with white foam. Burnin’ up, indeed!

    There’s also a bizarre sequence in which the brothers whip out giant power hoses and suggestively spray the crowd with a fluffy white substance.

    Those are all from different reviews. lol

    _____

    LOL!

  • Dumm Blonnd

    They are quite short. When I met them, they weren’t much taller than me. >.<

  • beee

    oh and plus,
    this review is so hilarious
    whenever i’m down i’m just
    gunna go read a JB 3D MOVIE
    review. =]

  • Anonymous

    JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!!!! THIS MOVIE SUCKS. YOU GUYS ARE NOT FANS, YOUR A BUNCH OF LURKERS/CREEPRS. GET A LIFE!!! KEVIN DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DRESS. JOE NEEDS TO WORKOUT CUZ HES SKINNY AS A ROCK AND NICK NEEDS A MANLIER VOICE!

    YES I AM THE SAME PERSON WHO POSTED THE OTHER MEAN COMMENTS. AND JESSICA GET A LIFE AND GET OFF THIS SITE. GO READ A BOOK OR DO HOMEWORK

    —————–

    Um, Yes i am a fan…not a crazy perv who thinks she will marry one of them LOL but a n o r m a l fan

    Maybe in your eyes Kevin doesn’t dress well but in my eyes he dresses the best out of them all

    AND wth? since when have rocks been choosen as a word to describe skinnie?
    and maybe he is naturally skinnie?
    honestly he isn’t that thin…i think he’s quite avarage but he’s quite tall…

    and Nick will/is getting a deeper voice…its called going through pubety…it’s 15-17 with boys

    and actually im doing homework…art…so it ent hard typing then colouring LOL XD

  • lezzy:]

    woah…it only got 1 and a half stars out of 4! thats pretty bad guys…

  • Gracie

    I still don’t understand how they have any success at all. They SUCK at singing and they’re ugly…Why do people praise them like they’re Gods? They are overrated fame whores. I hope their “movie” doesn’t bring in as much money as they were expecting even though I know it probably will just because all those brainwashed teens cant see that these douches don’t give crap about them but their money . . . Its sad really. I really am getting so sick of hearing about these idiots . . . And sorry if you fangirls get upset with what I’m saying but I’ve been quietly reading and hearing things about them on websites and on TV shows for months now and I haven’t said a word. I’ve just reached my breaking point

  • Jessica

    thanks for agreeing with me

    – Jessica x

  • lilythejoejonaslover

    whats on joe’s tux?

  • Anonymous

    Fuck the critics, I’m seeing this movie tomorrow & I can’t WAIT.

  • Anonymous

    uhm.
    c’mon.
    whoever wrote is boogas.
    seriously.
    get.
    the.
    fuck.
    out.
    haters.
    kthanks.

  • Anonymous

    1) KEVIN DRESSES GOOD BUCK LOOKS BAD IN CLOTHES CUZ HES FAT AND HAS A HORRIBLE VOICE

    2) JOE ACTS SNOBBY AND CONCIEDED IN REAL LIFE, I KNOW THEM.

    3) NICK NEEDS TO GO SOLO. HE ALSO NEEDS TO GET HIS TEETH FIXED AND STOP CHASING THESE LITTLE DISNEY GIRLS

  • Anonymous

    cant believe disney paid miley to say vanessa looked like ariel

  • Diana

    this is one of my favorites

    1 and a half out of 4 stars

    Adoring the Jonas Brothers more or less ensures future embarrassment, but in the here and now, Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience appears destined to rock female tweeners’ socks off. Joined during this 2008 Madison Square Garden concert by Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift, two other artists apparently begat from the same unholy teeny-bopper test tube, the Jonas Brothers—doofy older bro Kevin (guitar), hunky middle bro Joe (lead singer), and cutie-pie youngest bro Nick (guitarist/singer)—have a look and sound so pre-manufactured, you can almost hear the crinkle of their cellophane wrapping. No surprise that, when Labato hits the stage to perform one of her own numbers, both her lyrics and those of a Jonas song fit the background music, since everything about these acts has been meticulously crafted by the same Disney masterminds. In between the consistently raucous if thoroughly generic tunes, the film offers behind-the-scenes footage that’s as scripted as the concert’s “live” sound mix and the raft of CG-ized objects (a drumstick! A guitar pick! A flock of pigeons!) flying at the screen in true, gimmicky 3D fashion are artificial. The siblings’ songs and stage moves appropriate arena rock for pure bubblegum pop that’s unadventurous but, admittedly, delivered with a verve that reveals their knack for larger-than-life showmanship. Still, no amount of artist enthusiasm can change the eeriness of seeing young female fans weeping and hyperventilating over these focus-tested moppets, who at film’s beginning are seen getting awakened from seemingly normal human sleep, but whose every word, smile, gesture, and Mick Jagger-ish strut belies their actual pod-people natures. Far be it from me to deny that girls just want to have fun, but I hope they realize that once this latest teen idol fad has run its course, a mighty, mortifying hangover most surely awaits.

    _________________________________________________________

    Bottom Line: This tepid concert film does the Jonas Brothers no favors, not that the band’s tweener fans will notice.
    For the most part, the experience is missing from Disney’s “Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience.”

    This is, of course, a 3-D concert film built around the squeaky-clean band of brothers so popular with female tweeners. Unlike “U2 3D,” director Bruce Hendricks makes little use of 3-D technology other than to have a band member occasionally throw something at the camera. The producers did hand out glow-in-the-dark wands to the audience, so cameras catch waves of color undulating in the dark. A runway thrusts out into the audience for a brother to venture out into a sea of 3-D-grasping female hands. And that’s about it.

    Not that this will dissuade any of the Jonas Brothers fan club of young white females who adore every musical chord and bit of foolishness emanating from the stage. Disney looks to score big with that demographic not only with this movie but the soundtrack and DVD.

    The concert, taken from the brothers’ Burning Up tour last year, mostly was filmed at the Honda Center in Anaheim, despite the film’s curious attempt to make it look like everything is happening in and around Manhattan. Guess the Big Apple is more hip than the home of the Anaheim Ducks.

    Adding to the pedestrian presentation are “backstage” antics and a single-song Central Park concert that are surprisingly lame. Throw in a few chase sequences where the brothers are pursued by overexcited fans, which serve only to remind you how much more cinematic Richard Lester’s “A Hard Day’s Night” was, and you have a dubious experience indeed.

    The main selling points to the band, which originally gained popularity on Disney Channel, are their clean-cut, “family-friendly” image — which is fine so far as it goes. Certainly their musicianship and onstage professionalism are smooth, though maybe a bit too smooth. There is little spontaneity in anything they do.

    The brothers make good dance music with a strong beat and rhythm. In this concert, they never attempt a ballad or, for that matter, anything other than uptempo raves and fuzzy guitar licks. The sound amplification and the screams of freaked-out tweens tend to drown out the lyrics, but what does come through mostly is bubblegum.

    Hendricks devotes considerable footage building a character around Robert “Big Rob” Feggans, bodyguard to the band as he is for other top musical acts. But there is little payoff to the buildup other than a brief appearance onstage late in the film doing a half-hearted rap against the brothers’ pop-rock sounds.

    At one point, the band is joined onstage by Disney’s latest ingenue, 16-year-old Demi Lovato, who has a voice but like the brothers lacks a presence. Another forgettable appearance is made by 19-year-old country star Taylor Swift.

    The subtext here is the extreme youth of the film’s performers, even though two of the three Jonas Brothers are legally adults — Kevin is 21, Joe 19 and Nick 16. Tell you what: How about a battle of the bands between the aging Jonas Brothers and Jack Black’s elementary-school kids in 2003’s now-classic “School of Rock”? The Jonases wouldn’t stand a chance.

  • Anonymous

    Jessica is a gay name

  • Anonymous

    Same. I think it’s something that a lot of their young fans won’t get but the older fans and obviously the adults that see the movie will probably read it as being suggestive or whatever. I’m surprised disney didn’t think anything of leaving that in there. Basically ALL of the reviews I’ve read mention the foam hose thing and how sexual it is.

  • duhhhh

    THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS :)

  • Jessica x

    Jessica is a gay name

    ——–

    ahaha thanks, I LOVE YOUR NAME Anonymous is very …diffrent …LOVE IT =DD
    ahahaha

  • A

    HAAAAAAAAAA!

  • Anonymous

    1) KEVIN DRESSES GOOD BUCK LOOKS BAD IN CLOTHES CUZ HES FAT AND HAS A HORRIBLE VOICE

    2) JOE ACTS SNOBBY AND CONCIEDED IN REAL LIFE, I KNOW THEM.

    3) NICK NEEDS TO GO SOLO. HE ALSO NEEDS TO GET HIS TEETH FIXED AND STOP CHASING THESE LITTLE DISNEY GIRLS

    1) KEVIN DRESSES GOOD BUCK LOOKS BAD IN CLOTHES CUZ HES FAT AND HAS A HORRIBLE VOICE

    2) JOE ACTS SNOBBY AND CONCIEDED IN REAL LIFE, I KNOW THEM.

    3) NICK NEEDS TO GO SOLO. HE ALSO NEEDS TO GET HIS TEETH FIXED AND STOP CHASING THESE LITTLE DISNEY GIRLS1) KEVIN DRESSES GOOD BUCK LOOKS BAD IN CLOTHES CUZ HES FAT AND HAS A HORRIBLE VOICE

    2) JOE ACTS SNOBBY AND CONCIEDED IN REAL LIFE, I KNOW THEM.

    3) NICK NEEDS TO GO SOLO. HE ALSO NEEDS TO GET HIS TEETH FIXED AND STOP CHASING THESE LITTLE DISNEY GIRLS1) KEVIN DRESSES GOOD BUCK LOOKS BAD IN CLOTHES CUZ HES FAT AND HAS A HORRIBLE VOICE

    2) JOE ACTS SNOBBY AND CONCIEDED IN REAL LIFE, I KNOW THEM.

    3) NICK NEEDS TO GO SOLO. HE ALSO NEEDS TO GET HIS TEETH FIXED AND STOP CHASING THESE LITTLE DISNEY GIRLS1) KEVIN DRESSES GOOD BUCK LOOKS BAD IN CLOTHES CUZ HES FAT AND HAS A HORRIBLE VOICE

    2) JOE ACTS SNOBBY AND CONCIEDED IN REAL LIFE, I KNOW THEM.

    3) NICK NEEDS TO GO SOLO. HE ALSO NEEDS TO GET HIS TEETH FIXED AND STOP CHASING THESE LITTLE DISNEY GIRLS1) KEVIN DRESSES GOOD BUCK LOOKS BAD IN CLOTHES CUZ HES FAT AND HAS A HORRIBLE VOICE

    2) JOE ACTS SNOBBY AND CONCIEDED IN REAL LIFE, I KNOW THEM.

    3) NICK NEEDS TO GO SOLO. HE ALSO NEEDS TO GET HIS TEETH FIXED AND STOP CHASING THESE LITTLE DISNEY GIRLS

  • anon

    Joe gets the “hunky middle bro” description.
    Nick gets “cutie-pie youngest bro”.
    Kevin gets “doofy older bro.”

    LOL

  • Anonymous

    Jonas brothers are moving to miami according to their interview with them!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    NEWS TO JONAS FANS — EVERYONE THAT CRITIQUES THEM OR TALKS BADLY ABOUT THEM IS NOT JEALOUS. Get real.

  • Anonymous

    ouch!
    well i wasn’t going to watch it anyways x]

  • jerseygirl

    thanks for agreeing with me

    – Jessica x
    ———————-
    You’re welcome? But I only responded to two anonymous'; were you one of them?

  • Anonymous

    Ouch!!! that hurts

  • nikka

    1st Kevin isn’t fat…ahaha you make me laugh thinking he is…! sure he ent got a six pack…honestly i ent into all that…i know alot of girls who arn’t
    =D kevin is perfect the way he is

    2nd- im sure everyones teeth arn’t perfect…you complain bout his teeth but i bet if he had them fixed you would be saying “what a gay! getting his teeth done”

    3rd- Joe also has a stutter you might have noticed it’s been getting worse…so has playing with his hands…thats cause of stress or nervousness…search it…and it’s comments like yours which he reads that makes him feel crap about himself
    so don’t moan bout stuff you and others exactly like you are to blame for

    – Jessica x
    ——————
    omg i agree with you the boys are amazing just the way they are. kevin is cool and nick doesnt have the “prefect” teeth whatever they look good to me:) and i have been noticing joe’s stutter and always playing w/ his hands . oh poor joesph:( people dont make him feel more nervous or insecure.
    people dont hate its my opinion:)

  • Anonymous

    what would you guys do or how will u feel if nick jonas dated & married a black girl?

  • Diana

    I know, lol. They have 29% on rottentomatoes, which means the movies is not fresh. I found it ther, and the one in the post I read it last night too. made my day!!.

  • sammy

    fck this bitch! she doesnt know what shes talking about. of course she doesnt like it, shes a fcking adultt it doesnt to appeal to old ass lame people.
    teens will love it!
    i cant wait to see it!

    FUCK ALL YOU HATERS!

  • anna

    WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO READ THAT NOVEL?

    ———————————————-
    sorry I didn’t know idiots were allowed here. is not my fault you can’t read.

  • hahaha

    ummm….no actually you were second..hahaHA!

  • Me,Just Me

    Well, I still love them and is still going to see it.

  • Carolyn

    Jonas brothers are moving to miami according to their interview with them!!!!!!
    ——
    Really?? um I really dont think thats true but if they were to move they should come back to New Jersey, to my house.. haha

  • abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

    HATERR!
    i’ll judge it when i see it :)

  • kimmy4

    and how she and emily hated each other up until after the hm movie

  • Anonymous

    I AM THE SAME ANONYMOUS AS THE REST. WELL LOOK AT KEVINS BEACH/POOL PICS AND HES FAT AND UGLY…NICK NEEDS TO STOP PICKING HIS NOSE AND JOE IS CONCIEDED AND HAS HANDS /INSECURITY PROBLEMS. JESSICA, I GREW UP WITH THEM IN WYCKOFF

  • Diana

    This one is a good one too.
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    Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience, Starring Fountains of Sticky, White Goo

    Following the franchise template of fellow Hollywood Records–Disney property Miley Cyrus, here’s a dose of America’s favorite soft-serve rockers for the local pubescents. Between 3-D concert clips, the Jonas boys gallivant about Manhattan; thank this movie for NYU’s horrible incoming freshmen girls, circa 2016. Reiterating Hard Day’s Night nods, an incidental montage connects the brothers to a lineage of adolescent heartthrobs. Even in the context of pop-to-statutorily-rape-virgin-eardrums, it’s difficult to rate the Jonases. The tunes are no-stick. Presuming the brothers have distinct personalities, they don’t shine in the “casual” filler; at best, they’re an all–Davy Jones Monkees with varsity soccer co-captain good looks. The chaste Jonases sport promise rings and keep the trouser bulge under control, but some subconscious lasciviousness bubbles up as they jut their microphones out of the screen—and then there’s the bit where they hose down the crowd with (and this actually happens) fountains of sticky, white goo. Taking the stage, alongside a platoon of session men riffing for their supper while the boys do their tumbling act, are walk-ons like grinning, dusted sugarplum Demi Lovato and Miss Taylor Swift, singing her jilted, avenging-angel “Should’ve Said No.” Thanks to intrusive dueting, Swift doesn’t top the barn-burning theatrics of her CMA performance, but amid such company, she’s positively hardcore.

    http://www.villagevoice.com/2009-02-25/film/jonas-brothers-the-3d-concert-experience-starring-fountains-of-sticky-white-goo/

  • anna

    “at best, they’re an all–Davy Jones Monkees with varsity soccer co-captain good looks.”

    ——————–
    LOL, so funny

  • Yvonne

    Fuck that about Kevin being the “doofy older bro”. I am so sick of people making fun of him while making good comments about Joe and Nick

  • Anonymous

    The boys (in my opinion) are not amazing. They’re just
    average guys who try to be cool and perfect. They’re
    not, enjoy their music, but stop worshiping them. If
    Joe is nervous or insecure, then maybe he is feeling
    guilty about things. If I knew things I read were
    false, it wouldn’t bother me too much. But if they
    were true, that could sure mess with your head.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t understand paying the money. I mean wait for like a month and they will air it on disney channel for free, just like they did for miley’s movie. I really don’t think I’m going to die if I have to wait a couple of weeks to see the Jonas brothers do the exact same thing they do for every performance. I could make this 3d movie just by combining youtube performances and some of their youtube video blogs. Nothing new nothing worth paying $20 for.

    ======
    AMEN!

  • Anonymous

    is a fun movie, not a movie for psychologists to analyze the personality of each one to a minimum, it is obvious that they have parents (silly lady), she does not have anything?… poor fool, it’s a movie for fans, not people to whom they are not interested in the jonas person

  • Anonymous

    disney paid miley to say vanessa looked like ariel

  • anon

    Truth hurts. Face it, everyone sees it that way.

  • Anonymous

    AMEN lady, they are so fake, just be yourself, it works ten times better.

  • Anonymous

    lol gimmicky

  • Anonymous

    FIRST BITCHES!!! FUK U ALL!! I WAS FIRST MUAHAHAHAH!!!! JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!! KEVIN IS FATT, NICK HAS CROOKED TEETH AND JOE HAS A WIERD TWITCH WITH HIS HANDS AND CANT KEEP EM STILL!!

  • Anonymous

    :)
    <3. I love you kevin

  • haleyK2

    they are great!!!! I love you kevin!!

  • me

    ouch

    well, when we all see the movie, we’ll judge for ourselfs.
    and what is she talking about when she saids demons? HUH>

  • Anonymous

    Rock & roll may never die, but you know it’s been eaten by the consumer culture when you see Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert, in which the bouncy diva of prepubescent bubblegum pantomimes every rebel-yell gesture in history, all to exalt girl-power attitude as something you can acquire. Hannah is presented, explicitly, as Miley Cyrus’ alter ego (she performs first as Hannah, then as herself — the only difference being Hannah’s blond wig), and that’s a stroke of marketing genius, since what it says is that anyone can be Hannah. Cyrus, an apple-cheeked dumpling, resembles Pia Zadora, but when she exhorts the crowd, it’s with the martial efficiency of Hillary Clinton. Her music isn’t even trying for the beauty of, say, Backstreet Boys, but her message is commanding: It’s that girl power has trumped boy power. The sound leans on Avril Lavigne’s prefab buzz guitar, but it also draws hooks from ’80s songs like ”Kids in America” and ”Summer of ’69.” As a soundtrack for empowerment, not to mention tween shopping (is there a difference now?), one could do worse. Hannah Montana: B-; U2 3D: A-

  • Anonymous

    lmao! i love how OceanUp censored the part about them spraying white substance to the audience and not being so innocent!

  • asklfj

    who put that stick up your ass?
    just leave them alone.
    who the hell cares whether its good or not, you know its gonna
    make a ton of money opening weekend, anyway.
    so its not even worth writing a bad review.

  • asklfj

    who put that stick up your ass?
    just leave them alone.
    who the hell cares whether its good or not, you know its gonna
    make a ton of money opening weekend, anyway.
    so its not even worth writing a bad review.

  • Yvonne

    Shove it up your ass Anon

  • Dumm Blonnd

    I was wondering too… >_<

  • lala

    haha, the reporter couldn’t say it any better :)

  • Anonymous

    JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!! KEVIN IS FATT, NICK HAS CROOKED TEETH AND JOE HAS A WIERD TWITCH WITH HIS HANDS AND CANT KEEP EM STILL!!

  • Sadiezz

    Whatever.
    I never listen to critics anyway.
    It’s all personal opinion.
    One person could absolutely LOVE it.
    One person could absolutely HATE it.

    Example;
    This Review
    The MTV Review

    One place hated it, one loved it.
    But… she WAS biased. URG. Whatever.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    FAIL.

  • Anonymous

    JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!! KEVIN IS FATT, NICK HAS CROOKED TEETH AND JOE HAS A WIERD TWITCH WITH HIS HANDS AND CANT KEEP EM STILL!!

  • Anonymous

    ew