Girl Gives UP Jonas Brothers For LENT

Newsday article: ‘Olivia, is very likely the biggest Jonas Brothers groupie on the planet. Her fanatical diligence has gotten her up close & personal [Outside their..

..hotel, at backstage entrances, etc.] so many times that she reports Joe once shot her a weird ‘you again?’ glance after spotting her in the crowd for the 5th time in a week. And the saddest part about this is that Olivia..

..shooting for the ultimate sacrifice, has decided to give up the Jonas Brothers for Lent. She somehow forgot their movie was coming out tonight. And, boy, is she ticked off.’ Credit: Jonas Secrets.

  • viccc

    she needs a life.

    badly.

  • Anonymous

    RIDICULOUS!

  • Anonymous

    WHOAAA I WAS ACTUALLY FIRST!
    HAHAHA

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    ahaha!
    thats hilarious!
    so glad i’m not catholic!

  • Lacy

    whats lent???

    xoxo
    Lacy Anne

  • Anonymous

    NOT first.
    and i dont care.

  • sara

    okay….?

  • Team Everyone

    Here’s how it goes:

    First, it was just Christianity, then during the prodestant reformation, in order to differentiate itself from it’s offshoots, the Church started going by Catholicism. And from the offshoots from Catholicism, where were more offshoots.

    But before all that, there was Judaism.

  • Anonymous

    ahahha thats too funny thats what i should have given up for lent

  • Anonymous

    WHO CARES ABOUT THIS?

    sometimes is better post nothing that posting this kind of things

  • Olivia

    i had to do what i had to do.

  • Anonymous

    wow..that girl needs help
    is she’s mad cause she didn’t go to
    the premier today

  • hfjhdkj

    OCEANUP IS STARTING TOOOO SUCK!
    we dont care about ashley tisdale wearing
    red ray bans
    or miley going to pilates,
    WE WANT JUICY THINGs

    agreeed.

  • Olivia

    hey, i had to give up something.. i just wanted to see how long i could last..

  • Anonymous

    She should have just given up soda like I did.

  • lauren

    I think I just died a little.
    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

    Creepers unite :D

  • Anonymous

    Her fans suck.
    Her fans are so mean.
    If someone says ONE THING that isn’t good about Miley, like not liking her Oscar dress, Miley fans totally crucify you.
    Yet Miley fans think that they have the right to go into other threads and say horrible things about other people.
    But GOD FORBID, if someone says something about Miley, the person who said something bad about Miley is in the wrong…

  • Patricia

    how can you forget that?
    i live in australia and i knew..

  • Anonymous

    agreed … Slow day oceanup ?? Who the hellll is lent anyways ?

  • Anonymous

    OMG BREAKING NEWS GIRL GIVES UP JONAS BROTHERS like tons of people have done before

  • Caroline

    wow…. this fan is really emo..
    i still love them!
    she shouldve just given up candy, like i did

  • Anonymous

    was this really worth posting?

  • Yvonne

    I know, its silly Sadiezz. I read about this. I think she is one that frequents the IMDB JB boards& thats where I saw this

  • Anonymous

    I gave up sex.

  • Anonymous

    yep. it’s a VERY slow day.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Then why are you on here lol?
    Your giving in!
    Stay strong girl!
    For now, check out pictures of other hotties (should I recommend Chace Crawford, or Cristiano Ronaldo)!
    And listen to other good music.
    Must be tough, but you can do this!

  • Anonymous

    Overt gayness LOL lmao

  • Anonymous

    thasts kinda hard cuz there everywhere internet, tv, movies
    radio , … there in stores … what do u do if u see something jb … close ur eyes … she was probably like shit _ jb movie! / speaking of lent i in need to pick something

  • wendy

    im catholic..dnt be makin jokes about ppls reigion

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    wow she’s creepy
    girl needs a life and a boyfriend!

  • Mambo5

    Hahahahaha
    You just made my day
    lol congrats

  • Anonymous

    LMAO, those jonas secret girls are out of their damn minds. THEY’RE NEVER GONNA MARRY YOU, GIRLS, GO GET LAID.

  • Joe.Me.You.Bed.NOW!

    AHA!
    sucks for you!
    I SAW IT
    AMAZING
    MY THROAT HURTS MY LEGS AND MY HEAD
    IT WAS LIK A PARTY
    IN MY THEATER!
    EVERYONE WAS ROCKING OUT!
    AND FAINTING
    AT THE SHIRTLESS SCENE!
    IT WAS PHENOMINAL

  • Boop

    Fascinating… I just gave up cussing… I’ve found I don’t have that great of a vocabulary.

  • Anonymous

    agreed … Slow day oceanup ?? Who the hellll is lent anyways ?

    you’re fucking kidding right?
    do you live under a rock?
    how do you not know what lent is?
    it’s a catholic tradition…

  • jasdflkjasfklj

    hahahahahaha thats fuckin awesome. she’s now my best friend.

  • Anonymous

    wow how could you seriously give up the jonas brothers i would never ever ever do that honestly i love them so much i feel super bad for you… can’t give up my boys :)

  • Anonymous

    i forgot to give up something, how long is lent? like, when does it start and end, I haven’t been to mass for a while.

  • Anonymous

    i could never do this!

  • Anonymous

    ahaha!
    thats hilarious!
    so glad i’m not catholic!

    —-
    ha, you’re funny…
    not all catholics gave up the jonas brothers…
    try again later

  • Anonymous

    haha jonas secrets pics … if u guys wanna be creeped out and not fans look up jonas secrets … some girls are weird

  • steph.duhh

    bahah, that blows ballsacks.

    so shes supposedly the biggest fan,
    but she forgot today was the movie?
    haha,wowwwwwwww.

  • Anonymous

    wtf. People actually made those arts up there? That’s…kinda sad.

  • JaMiE

    LoL. And 2 the people who said what is lent, r u stupid?

  • Anonymous

    wow. what if you were walking on the street and u SAW the jonas brothers? lol. that would stink! if u were giving them up for lent.

  • steph.duhh

    i just know that its 40 dayss.
    i dont remeber when it started though

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    I gave up sex.
    —-
    Lmao i hope your joking!

  • Lee

    With three different Jonas Brothers to choose from, who can possibly have a favourite? If you had to pick, would it be oldest brother Kevin, the rootsy one who prefers to let his guitar do the talking in the Disney boy band’s debut concert movie and who’s unafraid to show off a little chest hair?

    Or would it be youngest brother Nick, who favours dressier attire (to be fair, they’ve all got great ties) and is more the shy-and-sensitive type?

    Or maybe Joe, the flirty showboat who’s the first to get his shirt off here, thereby causing the lustiest of the many lusty screams the movie will surely provoke?

    Of course, it’s okay to like all three in equal amounts. What’s more, these wholesome young men make for surprisingly good company in Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience. Though Disney’s latest concert flick closely replicates the format of last year’s Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour scream-fest, its appeal may actually extend beyond the core demographic of excitable tweens.

    For one thing, the songs are better. In the live concert segments that fill up most of the film’s wisely modest running time, the Jonas Brothers and their backup band beef up bubblegummy power-pop songs like “Burnin’ Up” with a bigger guitar sound and a string section.

    For another, it’s hard not to relish the pandemonium captured on camera as the boys take Manhattan during a media blitz to promote their latest album last August.

    The innumerable shots of young fans screaming, weeping, fainting and hyperventilating would be reminiscent of A Hard Day’s Night even if the Beatles’ first movie wasn’t explicitly evoked in this one’s cheeky pre-credits sequence. (Given that we get to see the brothers escaping by helicopter from a frenzied mob as if they were fleeing Altamont, a better movie title would’ve been Gimme Jonas.)

    Even though the 3D format demands the goofy and gimmicky use of everything from flicked guitar picks to exploding flash pots, the most effective weapon in the Jonas arsenal is their own showmanship. They’re able, energetic performers who clearly enjoy themselves onstage. That much is made obvious during Disney stablemate Demi Lovato’s brief appearance, which comes off as stiff next to the headliners’ ease and exuberance.

    Country-pop phenom Taylor Swift fares better with her hit “Should’ve Said No,” recorded before she split up with Joe. (The guys’ much-discussed purity rings are safe for now, though Freud would have had a field day with this show’s most bizarre bit of stagecraft, when the Jonas Brothers use firehoses to spray the audience with white foam.)

    All this is enough to make for a concert film that’s not only livelier than Miley Cyrus’ outing, but recent efforts by U2 and the Rolling Stones – U23D and Shine a Light – may have been far more prestigious than this glossy Disney product, but they were much stodgier, too.

    Love them or loathe them, it’s the Jonas Brothers’ moment – you might as well enjoy it.

    Rating: 3 STARS OUT OF 4

    See not all reviews are negative like that idiot Jonas hating anonymous poster would have everybody believe.

  • nicholeeee

    um, oceanup , out of all secrets you chose those?
    come on now, those are the creepy ones.

    creepin’

  • Anonymous

    not everyone knows what lent is. i didn’t know what it
    was. and you know why? because i’m jewish! not
    everyone is catholic you know
    —-
    exactly i don’t know what it is b/c im a christian!
    —————–
    catholic is a type of christian
    —-
    that is sorta true but Catholics and Christians do things and have diffrnet belifs like we don’t give up things for 40 days or anything like that they are deffintely diffrent!
    ————————–
    theres lutheran, evanglicals, protestants, Presbyterians
    …. it used to be all catholic but then it got separated … and learn how to spell different
    ________________________________________________
    judiasm was the first major religion. jesus was a jew
    and ppl followed him and christianity was created.
    protestants protested the catholic church and branched
    off into all these other types

    ________________________________________________
    at last, someone explained it well. catholics are christians, but not all christians are catholics, it’s a branch u see. there are other christians like the protestants, mormons, etc.

    so not all christians celebrate lent. get it?!

  • Anonymous

    daaaaaaaaaaaang will power

  • Anonymous

    she can always see it tomorrow

  • Sadiezz

    LMFAO@ the ‘Secrets’ pics.

    I get a good laugh out of those.

  • Melissa

    Lent started wednesday.

  • Anonymous

    LENTT thats what its called i thought it was advent i get them mixed up all the time thanks oceanup

  • Margaret

    Lmao, I’m Catholic. I gave up cursing but it didn’t really work out. Olivia, i’m sure god wouldn’t be mind if you slipped a little :P one showing of the movie wont kill you.

    xo, Margaret

  • Anonymous

    it was pathetic.

  • serena the original. ®

    this is crazy.
    so some of you DO have actual education.
    sometimes that’s hard to tell when you bitch people out over hating or loving miley,LOOL.
    anyway, i’m christian, what’s lent?

  • Anonymous

    watch the jonas brothers come to her town for the invasion …. that sucks!

  • Anonymous

    i gave up soda for lent. and im sad because i love soda.
    can you post that oceanup?
    ok what if i told u i gave up miley…then i sent u some pictures of her with wise sayings. then couuld u post it?
    gees lewis i sware sometimes…

    anyways, love this website, but this was a useless post.

  • allie

    she can always see it tomorrow

    ———————-
    lent lasts forty days

  • serena the original. ®

    LKMFAOWOFAWOFOAOO!

  • Camy

    That’s SO lame.

    And she spelled loneliness wrong. XD

  • jess

    um oceanup was this post rlly necessary? millions of catholics gave up things and im sure that girl isnt the only one in the world who gave up the jonas brothers. come on, i need a freaggin miley post. im having a bad day.

  • Anonymous

    My mom told me that I should give up The Veronicas for lint, and I told her that I didn’t want to set myself up for failure. haha There’s NO way I could give up The Veronicas, so good luck giving up the Jonas Brothers.

  • Anonymous

    CATHOLICS ARE COOL!

  • Anonymous

    i trying to give up oceanUP key word TRYING

  • Anonymous

    I gave up sex.
    —-
    Lmao i hope your joking!

    —-

    No, I’m not.

  • jennifer

    not everyone knows what lent is. i didn’t know what it
    was. and you know why? because i’m jewish! not
    everyone is catholic you know.

  • Anonymous

    that would be really hard for me because I say ‘fuck’ in like every sentence :(

  • Anonymous

    stfu oceanup no one cares what that stupid little girl gave up…todays obvz a slow post day.

  • Anonymous

    i gave up sucking tits

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Your face is pathetic!

  • Collyn

    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    SUCKERRRRRR:D
    IT WAS SOOOOO GOOOOD:]

    —————————————————

    You’re a fucking bitch! She gave it up and because she did that you should say something rude like that?

    I hope you get butt acne so it’ll hurt when you sit down

  • amanda.

    not everyone knows what lent is. i didn’t know what it
    was. and you know why? because i’m jewish! not
    everyone is catholic you know
    —-
    exactly i don’t know what it is b/c im a christian!
    —————
    Catholics ARE Christians.

  • RealJonasBrothers

    Olivia is a bitch then. forgetting about our movie.
    we hate her and all our fans. we only care if u guys see
    the movie so we can get money and buy sex toys to jack off with..we also fuck each other in the ass and We PONE Frankie. he wont be taking a shit for awhile.Well its time for Nick and his small dick to get fucked by Joe and me (Kevin)
    Love,
    Joe,Nick,Kevin

  • Anonymous

    hahaha sucks for her. it was amazing! i miss them
    already. i could see it again and again

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    I gave up sex.
    —-
    Lmao i hope your joking!

    —-

    No, I’m not
    —–
    nevermind..just realized what i wrote..! ignore that comment!

  • asdf

    OCEANUP IS STARTING TOOOO SUCK!
    we dont care about ashley tisdale wearing
    red ray bans
    or miley going to pilates,
    WE WANT JUICY THINGS
    ———————
    I agree.
    Every day pictures of ashely wearing a different outfit.
    who fucken cares?
    and fuck we know miley does pilates…do we need to know
    what pants shes wearing or gow her hair is.
    Fucken stalkerish.

  • Cami

    Hahaha
    Why didn’t I think of that?
    It sounds a lot easier than giving up ice cream. And Lent is more than just when you give up something for 40 days, it’s preparing for Easter through sacrafice.

  • Anonymous

    i gave up on miley

  • Anonymous

    i just got home from the movie and it was amazing.
    people were dancing ans screaming.
    one girl CRIED which was a little too much,
    but i enjoyed myself & hope everyone else liked it :))

  • Anonymous

    um oceanup was this post rlly necessary? millions of catholics gave up things and im sure that girl isnt the only one in the world who gave up the jonas brothers. come on, i need a freaggin miley post. im having a bad day.
    ———-
    Hah, seriously! lol. Wheres miley when u need her? hah.

  • anah

    it’s her right, if she choose it, it’s her opinion
    but i know how hard it is, cuz in the US the JBs are EVERYWHERE, and, geez, she might be feeling really bad
    they’re so cute that hurts, i can’t imagine HOW she can handle with that
    keep strong, olivia, and you could listen to other songs like..
    McFLY /o/, chris brown, ne-yo, hmmm and other addictive hotties are football/soccer players, take a look ;)
    xx

  • http://myspace.com/3iob Nicole

    Ngl, I really don’t like them. They don’t bring the lolz. Ever.

  • mrsssss jonas

    who cares about this?? its just some random person but ok…

  • Katie

    I don’t understand why everyone’s making a big
    deal out of the shirtless scene? Seriously, have
    you never seen a guy take off their shirt?

  • http://myspace.com/3iob Nicole

    Mormons aren’t Protestant. Protestants are the original groups that were a part of the reformation that began with Martin Luther (Baptist, Lutheran, etc.). Mormons have a whole separate book that they believe in, and yeah, Quakers (WOO) aren’t Protestant either. We’re just… other.

  • Anonymous

    “He doesn’t want to wake up because he’s dreaming of me!”

    …really?

  • Anonymous

    More for me, then. ;)

  • Anonymous

    joe comes to her “can i borrow your pen” … she crys ” “No.. i cant give it to u!” … runs away crying … he thinks a just asked for a pen
    ^^^^^^ i know stupid story and im bored and i dont know why he would want a pen

  • Anonymous

    Olivia is a bitch then. forgetting about our movie.
    we hate her and all our fans. we only care if u guys see
    the movie so we can get money and buy sex toys to jack off with..we also fuck each other in the ass and We PONE Frankie. he wont be taking a shit for awhile.Well its time for Nick and his small dick to get fucked by Joe and me (Kevin)
    Love,
    Joe,Nick,Kevin

    —–
    perfect example of someone who sits home on friday nights and cries themselves to sleep.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    not everyone knows what lent is. i didn’t know what it
    was. and you know why? because i’m jewish! not
    everyone is catholic you know
    —-
    exactly i don’t know what it is b/c im a christian!

  • Anonymous

    um oceanup was this post rlly necessary? millions of catholics gave up things and im sure that girl isnt the only one in the world who gave up the jonas brothers. come on, i need a freaggin miley post. im having a bad day.
    ———-
    Hah, seriously! lol. Wheres miley when u need her? hah.
    ———
    she is up your ass

  • Anonymous

    lmfao.
    just wow.

  • arielle

    wtf is the point of this?
    goodness.

  • Anonymous

    might as well just give up food ! :P

  • http://twitter.com/Kai_Was_Here KaiRob

    Poor girl.

  • http://i670.photobucket.com/albums/vv68/LoveIsEvol_2009/weed.jpg WEED.

    i gave up on drugs :]

  • http://twitter.com/Kai_Was_Here KaiRob

    agreed … Slow day oceanup ?? Who the hellll is lent anyways ?

    ———-
    lmfao.
    Lent is like a holiday. Or fasting.
    Not a person.

  • angelique

    LMFAOOOOOOO!

  • Anonymous

    I gave up sex.
    —-
    Lmao i hope your joking!

    —-

    No, I’m not
    —–
    nevermind..just realized what i wrote..! ignore that comment!
    ———————-
    awkward arguement in comments!

  • Olivia

    it was just to see how long i could last, and that picture isn’t mine.. thats a jonas secret.
    and yes i am creepin’ — but thats not one of my secrets.

  • aBbY gAtOrrrr <3

    yO Oceanup is this a jOke?

    i dOnt think anyOne rly gves a shhhht wht that giRl gave up.
    & jOnas secrets? wtf? is that where little teenie bOppers get tOgether & scribble hOw much they luvthem On pics.?

    sad sad wOrld.

  • Anonymous

    lmao, i decided to give up the Jonas Brothers too!! OMG, what a coincidence Olivia!!! oh…wait…i gave them up last year when all of their sexual tension finally resulted in nick sounding like he has an orgasm whenever he sings (like gay-sex orgasm) Joe screaming into the microphone and insisting on making his pants more and more tight, and kevin being an all around douche…sorry bitches, they are not cute, all of their fans are FAT and how gay is it that they are grown ass men with another 3-4 years tied to disney?

  • Anonymous

    Ew. LOL. Joe and his cara de Michael Jackson.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    I wasn’t making jokes about it!
    I’m saying I’m glad I’m not catholic because I can’t give up ANYTHING!
    Trust me, I would never make fun of a religion.
    People on blogs bash my religion all the time like WAY worse than yours, I just deal.
    Sorry if I offended you though. I meant it in the sense that
    i’m glad I’m not catholic because I actually cannot give up a thing! Especially the Jonas Brothers!
    But ya I admire Catholics, it takes a LOT of willpower to give up something for 40 days!

  • Anonymous

    you’re probably just hostile because you’re the fat one
    it’s ok there are support groups for people like you

  • Anonymous

    not everyone knows what lent is. i didn’t know what it
    was. and you know why? because i’m jewish! not
    everyone is catholic you know
    —-
    exactly i don’t know what it is b/c im a christian!
    —————–
    catholic is a type of christian

  • RealJonasBrothers

    Olivia is a bitch then. forgetting about our movie.
    we hate her and all our fans. we only care if u guys see
    the movie so we can get money and buy sex toys to jack off with..we also fuck each other in the ass and We PONE Frankie. he wont be taking a shit for awhile.Well its time for Nick and his small dick to get fucked by Joe and me (Kevin)
    Love,
    Joe,Nick,Kevin

    —–
    perfect example of someone who sits home on friday nights and cries themselves to sleep.

    Nah we dont cry ourself’s to sleep.We fuck each other until we pass out

  • Aaeeiiii

    true I agree with u, they are not gonna be popular 4ever LOL.
    And wats the point if she gave jb 4 lent, its probably only for lent she shoud give up jb for life LOL:)).:)):))

  • Frank

    Idk what to give up .
    lol

  • Anonymous

    um oceanup was this post rlly necessary? millions of catholics gave up things and im sure that girl isnt the only one in the world who gave up the jonas brothers. come on, i need a freaggin miley post. im having a bad day.
    ———-
    Hah, seriously! lol. Wheres miley when u need her? hah.
    ———
    she is up your ass
    ———
    Well r’nt u mature?

  • TNJBFAN(wAlKiNg In MeMpHis;)

    um this post was uncalled for but whats so amusing about seeing miley out with a pedophile every time you turn yo back

  • Sadiezz

    OMG LYKE NICK JOE KEVIN OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OM—

    Go suck it bastards!

    (the poser, not the REAL boys)

  • Anonymous

    http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1235811365008.jpg
    Dear “Olivia, and oceanup”,
    All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We’re gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get back to Hollywood and find those gossiping fucks who are making these posts about us, we’re gonna make ‘em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made ‘em eat. Then you’re all fucking next.

    Love,

    Jonas Brothers

  • Jennnn

    calm down white girl I’m obviously not catholic !

  • vanessa.

    haha :D

  • Anonymous

    lol okay

  • Anonymous

    Really?!

  • Anonymous

    ahahahahahhahahah yo how fucking loserish
    to write that on a picture.
    theyre not supermen
    they wont rescue u from a tower
    get ur dreams out of ur ass
    theyre normal boys
    they have bad breath in the morning
    they shit
    they fart and laugh about it
    they talk about fucking girls

    shut up alreayd
    and hes dreaming of u? …really? come on now. thats just sad.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    The fact that Joe’s abs have been a mystery for a year now, we are excited and happy to see they are great abs!
    Not full on ripped, but still yummy!

  • Emy

    how the hell is giving up the “jonas brothers” a PERSONAL reflectance??? holy crap learn the meaning of lent!!!!

  • ANONYMOUS

    I GAVE UP MY VIRGINITY.!

  • Anonymous

    Idk what to give up .
    lol- It’s a little late now don’t you think? lol, Lent started on Wednesday.
    but whatever…lol

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    ur so funny…
    see unlike you, JB has what we call LIVES!

  • Anonymous

    tell me about it!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Go to Jemistry.com for a picture of Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato video-chat!!!

  • bojo

    lent is a joke anyway. its supposed to be a time of personal reflection and making a spiritual connection to jesus, often through but not limited to, personal sacrifice.

    but today people just give up something they love and leave it at that, which is completely not the point of lent, and they arent getting the proper message from it!

  • love is love

    I GAVE UP MY VIRGINITY.!
    —-
    lmao! i like your thinking!

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    not everyone knows what lent is. i didn’t know what it
    was. and you know why? because i’m jewish! not
    everyone is catholic you know
    —-
    exactly i don’t know what it is b/c im a christian!
    —————–
    catholic is a type of christian
    —-
    that is sorta true but Catholics and Christians do things and have diffrnet belifs like we don’t give up things for 40 days or anything like that they are deffintely diffrent!

  • Anonymous

    MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY

  • Anonymous

    geez those eyebrows are scary

  • Anonymous

    yO Oceanup is this a jOke?

    i dOnt think anyOne rly gves a shhhht wht that giRl gave up.
    & jOnas secrets? wtf? is that where little teenie bOppers get tOgether & scribble hOw much they luvthem On pics.?

    sad sad wOrld.
    —–
    Whats sad is your intellect.
    Please learn to spell correctly.
    Cute capital O’s btw…

  • Niamh

    MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
    ___________________________________-

    Uhhh…. im irish and we are pretty much ALL WHITE, and ireland is a CATHOLIC COUNTRY!!!! So you are, as you put it, the ” DUMMY”

  • Anonymous

    have not has.

  • Anonymous

    I could never give Joe up, not even for Lent. Wow!

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    ahaha!
    thats hilarious!
    so glad i’m not catholic!

    —-
    ha, you’re funny…
    not all catholics gave up the jonas brothers…
    try again later
    ——-
    stop getting so offended!
    I am laughing at how Olivia gave up the Jonas Brothers.
    Like I couldn’t imagine giving it up.
    I think its funny how someone would choose that.
    In no way am I trying to insult Catholics. My good friend is a catholic, so why would I purposely offend the religion?

  • biel

    I was ACTUALLY thinking of doing this.
    no liee.

  • Frank

    Idk what to give up .
    lol- It’s a little late now don’t you think? lol, Lent started on Wednesday.
    but whatever…lol
    ———–
    yea i know, but i really dont know what to give up.
    hmmm

  • TNJBFAN(wAlKiNg In MeMpHis;)

    Come
    As you are
    As you were
    As I want you to be
    As a friend
    As a friend
    As a known memory
    Take your time
    Hurry up
    The choice is your
    Dont be late
    Take a rest
    As a friend
    As a known memory
    Memory ah
    Memory ah
    Memory ah

    Come
    Doused in mud
    Cept in bleach
    As I want you to be
    As a trend
    A a friend
    As a known memory ah
    Memory ah
    Memory ah
    Memory ah

    And I swear
    That I dont have a gun
    No I dont have a gun
    No I dont have a gun

    Memory ah
    Memory ah
    Memory ah
    Memory ah {dont have a gun}

    And I swear
    That I dont have a gun
    No I dont have a gun
    No I dont have a gun
    No I dont have a gun
    No I dont have a gun

    {memory ah}
    {memory ah}

    GOD I LOVE THIS SONG BY NIRVANA..yeah random but better than this post,i know that much

  • jess

    ahahahahahhahahah yo how fucking loserish
    to write that on a picture.
    theyre not supermen
    they wont rescue u from a tower
    get ur dreams out of ur ass
    theyre normal boys
    they have bad breath in the morning
    they shit
    they fart and laugh about it
    they talk about fucking girls

    shut up alreayd
    and hes dreaming of u? …really? come on now. thats just sad.
    ——————————–
    haha if i had a dime every time i had to tell my friend that.

  • Anonymous

    Sigh. It’s a real shame a fellow Memphian is so damn stupid.

  • Anonymous

    LMAO funny x)
    one day i saw in their myspace a girl
    who wrote stuff like “Nick i love you, i will get a star in the sky for you, i want to feel that you love me…” lol

  • Demi

    what is lent?
    i’m christian, but luthern christian or something like that

  • Niamh

    what is lent?
    i’m christian, but luthern christian or something like that
    _____________________________________

    Lent, is the forty-day-long liturgical season of fasting and prayer before Easter. The forty days represent the time Jesus spent in the desert, where according to the Bible he endured temptation by Satan.
    Different churches calculate the forty days differently

    Im a roman Catholic, so im currently celebrating it.

  • Anonymous

    not everyone knows what lent is. i didn’t know what it
    was. and you know why? because i’m jewish! not
    everyone is catholic you know
    —-
    exactly i don’t know what it is b/c im a christian!
    —————–
    catholic is a type of christian
    —-
    that is sorta true but Catholics and Christians do things and have diffrnet belifs like we don’t give up things for 40 days or anything like that they are deffintely diffrent!
    ——-
    no…Catholics ARE christians. but there are different branches of christian as well. meaning, you can’t say “Im not catholic, I’m christian.” because…christian IS catholic. You’re probably protestant or something

  • Careey :]

    My Friend Gave Up The Jonas Brothers For Lent Too!
    Haha.
    That Sucks Thoughhh.
    But You Can Cheat On Sundays So Mayeb Shell She The Movie Then :]

    Good Luck & I Think Thats Awesome That You Did That <3

  • Alexa

    Lent is not a person.
    Lent is when you give up something that is importand to you for forty days. Duh.

  • TNJBFAN(wAlKiNg In MeMpHis;)

    uh what abs…i may need to put some glasses on cuz i cant see em(not tring to be a smart allec)

  • Anonymous

    i so agree jb sucks anyways!

  • sara

    what’s wrong with you people..?? get a life?…your laughting at her…man..really..
    the person who you should be putting things would be joe!!.really he’s an ass hole…how would you feel if the actor,actress, singer, model,whoever you look up
    to, made you a weird look…!! really…that was
    really low..!!

  • Anonymous

    she can always see it tomorrow

    ———————-
    lent lasts forty days

    ____________

    yea im a bad catholic but in forty days it’ll probably be on youtube or something

  • Anonymous

    im catholic but my family didnt do lent i personally gave up on trying to be what evertyone wants me to be and said fuck it!

  • Anonymous

    Fans hoping to reach out and touch the band in the highly anticipated “Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience” will be greatly disappointed.

    Kevin, Joe and Nick remain at a distance despite nifty technology and glasses.

    The only in-your-face experience for viewers is watching Joe throw a pair of sunglasses, seemingly at them.

    As Stephanie Tanner on “Full House” would say, “How rude!”

    The cameras follow the Disney wunderkinds on their “Burning Up” tour in New York City. The boys allude to the Beatles’ mockumentary “A Hard Day’s Night” more than once, but this G-rated romp couldn’t be more different.

    The film opens with young girls chasing the boys through Big Apple streets. The trio artfully dodge the hormonal herd and escape via helicopter.

    How rock ’n’ roll.

    No sooner are they in the air than we are thrust into the crowd at their concert.

    Joe’s eyebrows and flatironed locks take center stage as he tries to channel Mick Jagger. Kevin and Nick let him have the spotlight as they stay with the backing band.

    The concert would be fun if we were in the live audience, but on film it feels static. There aren’t enough Jonas brother back-flips, splits or cartwheels to spice it up.

    Maybe they are just too wholesome for their own good. These sons of an Evangelical preacher should have put the hair-styling tools down (I’m talking to you, Joe) and let their fans into their offstage life more in this film.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    right,oops!
    I’m tired I can’t always be grammatically correct!

  • Anonymous

    ahaha!
    thats hilarious!
    so glad i’m not catholic!

    —-
    ha, you’re funny…
    not all catholics gave up the jonas brothers…
    try again later
    ——-
    stop getting so offended!
    I am laughing at how Olivia gave up the Jonas Brothers.
    Like I couldn’t imagine giving it up.
    I think its funny how someone would choose that.
    In no way am I trying to insult Catholics. My good friend is a catholic, so why would I purposely offend the religion?

    ——–
    i see ur point.
    guys stfu u guys go crazy so easily.
    calm down. not everything is a stab at something else.

  • Anonymous

    i love jonas!!!

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure that if she was their biggest fan she would have remembered the movie was coming out

  • Anonymous

    you make me proud child.
    *sniffle*

  • bojo

    Most truly devoted christians (especially catholics) would be against the jonas brothers anyway, since they are an idol that people worship instead of worshipping the lord our god. they are guilty of breaking the first commandment.

  • connie

    if shes like a massive fan, possibly the ‘biggest fan’, how come she forgot the film came out this weekend? :| i i live in england, and so the film isn’t out here yet, but i still knew the film came out this weekend in the us ….

  • Anonymous

    alalalalalal i would love to FUCK A JONAS RIGHT NOW!
    tsk tsk

  • Anonymous

    Wow, I really don’t understand why someone who BELIVES in ra religion would give up their religion for the Jonas Brothers in the first place. The JoBros are religious themselves and I am quite sure they wouldn’t like the idea of someone worshipping them more than God. Wow, this world is so crazy.

  • TNJBFAN(wAlKiNg In MeMpHis;)

    it gets me how nuthin gets me or gets to me

  • Anonymous

    she needs a life.

  • Anonymous

    Joe freaks me out. Michael Jackson lookin boy.

  • Cdk

    How can u give up something u’ve never had?

  • Anonymous

    catholic is cristian, other groups are lutheran, protestants blah ect. those are smaller branches.

  • Anonymous

    WORLD IS SERIOUSLY GETTING CRAZY

  • Anonymous

    not everyone knows what lent is. i didn’t know what it
    was. and you know why? because i’m jewish! not
    everyone is catholic you know
    —-
    exactly i don’t know what it is b/c im a christian!
    —————–
    catholic is a type of christian
    —-
    that is sorta true but Catholics and Christians do things and have diffrnet belifs like we don’t give up things for 40 days or anything like that they are deffintely diffrent!
    ————————–
    theres lutheran, evanglicals, protestants, Presbyterians
    …. it used to be all catholic but then it got separated … and learn how to spell different

  • Becky

    Yo bitches, I’m here on this posttt finally. boring ass Friday nights hahahaahaha. Whats up bitchezzz?

  • Anonymous

    Come
    As you are
    As you were
    As I want you to be
    As a friend
    As a friend
    As a known memory
    Take your time
    Hurry up
    The choice is your
    Dont be late
    Take a rest
    As a friend
    As a known memory
    Memory ah
    Memory ah
    Memory ah

    Come
    Doused in mud
    Cept in bleach
    As I want you to be
    As a trend
    A a friend
    As a known memory ah
    Memory ah
    Memory ah
    Memory ah

    And I swear
    That I dont have a gun
    No I dont have a gun
    No I dont have a gun

    Memory ah
    Memory ah
    Memory ah
    Memory ah {dont have a gun}

    And I swear
    That I dont have a gun
    No I dont have a gun
    No I dont have a gun
    No I dont have a gun
    No I dont have a gun

    {memory ah}
    {memory ah}

    GOD I LOVE THIS SONG BY NIRVANA..yeah random but better than this post,i know that much
    ———————
    :) NIRVANA

  • Anonymous

    and oceanup posted this why exactly?

    fucking crazy ass jonas brothers fans. they will be nobody in 5 years.

  • Anonymous

    lmfao. Jonas secrets is becoming so popular. First FFE and now oceanup.

    well hayy creepers haay

  • Anonymous

    u can like them and not worship them

  • alliegator.(:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    WOW, well, the jonas brothers are just that good. (;
    no, but really.
    that’s funny.

  • Anonymous

    MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
    ______________________________________________
    are you kidding me? that is so not true. and how
    would you know?

  • brittany*

    haahah thats sucks.
    my mom told me to give up the jonas brothers for lent, i was like good joke, never gunna happen!
    even if i did i would’ve still gone to see the movie!

  • Anonymous

    Most truly devoted christians (especially catholics) would be against the jonas brothers anyway, since they are an idol that people worship instead of worshipping the lord our god. they are guilty of breaking the first commandment.
    ———
    thats silly, learn your facts kid.

  • Anonymous

    i gave up gummy life savors!
    :D

  • Jane

    wow that’s crazy obsessive. not cool!

  • Anonymous

    MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
    ______________________________________________
    are you kidding me? that is so not true. and how
    would you know?
    ————–

    BEACUSE IM WHITE AND EVERYBODY I KNOW THAT IS WHITE IS PROTESTANT.

  • Anonymous

    she can always see it tomorrow

    ———————-
    lent lasts forty days
    ____________________
    lent is 40 days but on sunday
    you are allowed to eat/see whatever you gave up(“

  • jerseygirl

    MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
    ———————
    WTH?

    “Then what are they?” asks the white Catholic girl.

  • Anonymous

    she can see it on sunday.
    those days don’t count.

    i was thinking about doing that, but that’s too much.

  • Anonymous

    I HATE this ‘word’ but, EWWWWWWWWWW.
    WTF. Girls actually took the time to write all that shit on those pictures? Most of them will never even MEET the Jonas Brothers. Man, that is just so fucking pathetic.

  • Delsy

    i gave up choclate i am glad i am catholic and the whole point is to give up something you love

  • Anonymous

    what is jonas secrets? some form of postsecret except with jonas pictures????

  • TNJBFAN(wAlKiNg In MeMpHis;)

    i think its really much latino people

  • cool

    she can always see it tomorrow

    ———————-
    lent lasts forty days
    ____________________
    lent is 40 days but on sunday
    you are allowed to eat/see whatever you gave up(”
    —————
    No, not every Sunday, only at the end of Lent which is Easter Sunday u can eat/see/do what u gave up.

  • im catholic, i used to have a friend that was a protestant and she kept trying to convert me and telling me how her religion was better and i would go to heaven if i joined.
    it was weird.

    sorry that was just random XP

  • Anonymous

    Most truly devoted christians (especially catholics) would be against the jonas brothers anyway, since they are an idol that people worship instead of worshipping the lord our god. they are guilty of breaking the first COMMANDMENT
    —————————
    i get what ur saying but they are evangilical christians with frikin purity rings and their dad was a pastor they grew up next a church … there more like role models … i dont worship them … i cringe when girls do … but there is worse people out there

  • Anonymous

    Olivia is a bitch then. forgetting about our movie.
    we hate her and all our fans. we only care if u guys see
    the movie so we can get money and buy sex toys to jack off with..we also fuck each other in the ass and We PONE Frankie. he wont be taking a shit for awhile.Well its time for Nick and his small dick to get fucked by Joe and me (Kevin)
    Love,
    Joe,Nick,Kevin

    —————————————————–

    wow, you have a life.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    not everyone knows what lent is. i didn’t know what it
    was. and you know why? because i’m jewish! not
    everyone is catholic you know
    —-
    exactly i don’t know what it is b/c im a christian!
    —————–
    catholic is a type of christian
    —-
    that is sorta true but Catholics and Christians do things and have diffrnet belifs like we don’t give up things for 40 days or anything like that they are deffintely diffrent!
    ——-
    no…Catholics ARE christians. but there are different branches of christian as well. meaning, you can’t say “Im not catholic, I’m christian.” because…christian IS catholic. You’re probably protestant or something

    No im not a Protestant but i do understand were you coming from their is technically no diffrence between catholic and christian the only diffrence in the 2 religions is the teaching,belifs,and traditions. Alot of Non-catholic christian are not really into the Holy bible while Catholic Christians are soo for that i agree with you but i am not a Protestant

  • Anonymous

    not everyone knows what lent is. i didn’t know what it
    was. and you know why? because i’m jewish! not
    everyone is catholic you know
    —-
    exactly i don’t know what it is b/c im a christian!
    —————–
    catholic is a type of christian
    —-
    that is sorta true but Catholics and Christians do things and have diffrnet belifs like we don’t give up things for 40 days or anything like that they are deffintely diffrent!
    ————————–
    theres lutheran, evanglicals, protestants, Presbyterians
    …. it used to be all catholic but then it got separated … and learn how to spell different
    ________________________________________________
    judiasm was the first major religion. jesus was a jew
    and ppl followed him and christianity was created.
    protestants protested the catholic church and branched
    off into all these other types

  • Anonymous

    Someday, we may get a clue as to what makes the Jonas Brothers tick.

    We may get a glimpse into the pop stars’ distinct personalities and, eventually, learn about their demons and desires.

    But for now, Nick, Joe and Kevin are presented as so much glossy, superficial packaging in “Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience.”

    Sure, there are behind-the-scenes moments wedged between the perky performances, but these moments feel self-conscious and staged.

    To their credit, the Jonases put on a high-energy show at New York’s Madison Square Garden — Nick does roundoff-back handsprings! — and Bruce Hendricks, who also directed last year’s 3D Miley Cyrus movie, has his cameras everywhere.

    Unfortunately, most of the 3-D effects are gimmicky: Joe hurls his sunglasses at the camera, and Nick flicks a guitar pick and hits us squarely between the eyes.

  • LaurenBaybee[x

    you dont have to be a fan to see their moviee!

  • Jessica

    Are you seriously giving up the Jonas Brothers……you are SUPER CRAZY!!!! My dad suggested that and i said I would DIE!!! What made you do this??? I think that is insaine….

  • Maria

    i gave up cutting myself.

  • BURRITOS

    I GAVE UP BURRITOS.
    SIKE NEVER EVER.

  • jonas secrets = epic.

    jonas secrets is my life, lmao.
    don’t be jealous.
    <3
    i love my girls!

    creepin’
    ;D

  • TNJBFAN(wAlKiNg In MeMpHis;)

    i think its really most latino people

    TYPO

  • Anonymous

    y does she care if she forgot about the movie if she cant see it anyway

  • Anonymous

    MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
    ———————
    WTH?

    “Then what are they?” asks the white Catholic girl.
    ——————
    latins, phillpinos, its the biggest religion in the world and um this was random but camilla went to my cousin’s catholic school but i dont know how connect she is with her beliefs still

  • Anonymous

    exactly. most kids at my school are WHITE.
    and in no way shape or form are we racist.
    there’s just alot more whites than blacks at
    Catholic schools.

  • Melissa

    no…Catholics ARE christians. but there are different branches of christian as well. meaning, you can’t say “Im not catholic, I’m christian.” because…christian IS catholic. You’re probably protestant or something

    ____________________

    Mmmm I think it goes more like you can be Christian without being Catholic but you cannot be Catholic without being Christian. Catholicism is a branch of Christianity and not the other way around, However Protestants often call themselves Christians when they are actually another branch just like Catholics…..

  • Anonymous

    i thinkk thats supercool.
    for lent your supposed to give up something really important to you.
    Jesus gave his life up for us,, and she gave up the most important thing to herr,the jonasbrothers.
    thatscoolsticktoit

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    theres lutheran, evanglicals, protestants, Presbyterians
    …. it used to be all catholic but then it got separated … and learn how to spell different
    —–
    oh sorry i spelled a fucking word wrong get over your damn self..

  • Anonymous

    Who cares…its not exactly hard to give up the jonas brothers! And why are people getting into arguments about each others religons…everyone is different!

  • Anonymous

    C

    Review in a Hurry: OMG, the Jonas Brothers in 3-D! The promise-ring-wearing hotties—Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas—try to burn down the house, but their Burning Up tour makes for a tepid rock doc. Still, fevered tweens will scream themselves silly.

    The Bigger Picture: After a guest stint in the Hannah Montana concert pic, the Jo Bros—more pop cheese from Disney—were bound to get their own 3-D extravaganza. But this rockumentary doesn’t dimensionalize the dudes or take full advantage of the digital technology.

    In a nod to the Beatles’ A Hard Day’s Night—surely lost on their fans—the movie starts with the sibs being pursued by throngs of rabid fans. Climbing into a helicopter, the chased—and chaste—guys are whisked away to their concert venue. But once they take the stage, any similarities to the lads from Liverpool abruptly end.

    Natty clothes and slick production values can’t mask the fact that these whiny-voiced boy banders, though energetic, aren’t very polished or original performers. But as long as they strut and spin and do cartwheels, the shrieking teenyboppers adore them, waving glow sticks and singing along with one synthetic tune after another.

    Since this has all been sanitized for your kids’ protection, there are no lewd lyrics or wild hip gyrations. But to titillate in 3-D (and within a G rating), the bros thrust guitar necks, microphones, fingers and even a hot dog at the camera. If that’s not subliminally and unsettlingly dirty enough, they also use hoses to spew the very female crowd with white foam. Burnin’ up, indeed!

    Between song and pseudo-suggestive segments, we glimpse the guys backstage, in their limo, at album signings, etc. But the trio’s image is carefully controlled, so instead of revealing looks at their real lives, we get only staged scenes with banal patter.

    Hey, what does it matter, there are still zillions to be made off these, um, new kids on the block.

    The 180—a Second Opinion: The running time is blessedly short, at 76 minutes.

  • Anonymous

    it’s not a sin if you worship God
    ABOVE all of the other things. God has to come first.
    but say if you put the jonas brothers before him,
    that would be a sin.

    you can still have the jonas
    brothers as your idols, because they’re my idols too.
    & i still love God more than anything.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    enough already!
    the movie was an EPIC WIN!

  • Anonymous

    MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
    ———————
    WTH?

    “Then what are they?” asks the white Catholic girl.
    ——
    that was stupid.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHHHAHAAH, this actually made me laugh.
    thank you.
    no sarcasm intended.

  • asdf

    HOW IS THE NEWS? WE ALREADY KNOW GIRLS ARE PSYCHO OVER THIS TWATS. WHO GIVES A CRAP

  • R (:

    mann the reviews for this were horrible!
    but i loved it. oh well.

    & PLEASE TELL ME WHY EVERYONE IS FIGHTING OVER CHRISTIANITY, CHRISTIANS, and all that.
    shut the fuck up.

  • Anonymous

    i will agree that this was a pointless post.
    but good for Olivia ! :D
    i just gave up soda and cusssing…

    some of you people are really rude and just need to get a life :]

  • Anonymous

    Mmmm I think it goes more like you can be Christian without being Catholic but you cannot be Catholic without being Christian. Catholicism is a branch of Christianity and not the other way around, However Protestants often call themselves Christians when they are actually another branch just like Catholics…..
    ——-

    i think it because protestants doesnt sound so good.

  • shai

    ughh i hate slow days.
    but this girl seriously needs to get a life. i can see why joe gave her that look, she’s a creep.

  • asdf

    FAGS FAGS FAGS FAGS FAGS

  • Anonymous

    CREEPINNNNNNNNN.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY
    ———————
    WTH?

    “Then what are they?” asks the white Catholic girl.
    ——
    that was stupid
    —-
    WTF..
    i agree that was stupid!

  • Anonymous

    ughh i hate slow days.
    this girl needs to get a life. no wonder joe gave her that look, shes a creep.

  • uhh what is she talking about??????????

    can somebody explain this to me because i dont get it she gave them up because she forgot to go to their movie or because she decieded it was time to give them up like whaaaaattt????? im soooooo confused i read it like 15 times and i still dont get it?????? but may i saw niceeeeee picture of joeeeee. he gave her a you again glance awhhh poor girl. But i dont the storryyyy.
    thanks to anybody that explains cause im confused

  • Anonymous

    I gave up sex.

    ——————-
    ahaha i couldnt do that!

  • ANONIMUS

    I GAVE UP BEING MEAN.

  • Anonymous

    suck a nut

  • asdf

    SDFGHJKLDDHSFGHJ
    I REMEBER YOU DRIVING TO MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
    I KNOW YOUR FAVORITE SONGS YOU TELL ME ABOUT UR DREAMS
    CANT U SEE IM THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANS YOU
    WHY CANT U SEE U BELONG TO ME
    STANDING BY WAITING ALL THIS RIMW HOW COULD saljdf;lsf;lsfd

  • ANONIMUS

    DISNEY IS DA DEFINITION OF DISASTER.

  • Kirsty

    I can’t even go a day without listening to the Jonas Brothers or looking at something to do with them…I couldn’t give them up for lent!

  • Anonymous

    You’ve got to hand it to those Imagineers at Disney. Only people with considerable gifts for making movie magic could manage to transform into 3-D an entity as patently one-dimensional as the Jonas Brothers.

    You would, however, think they’d have too much shame to unload this concert crockumentary on the unwitting — or witless — public. I’m sorry, moms. Really I am. I get boy bands. I swooned over Davy Jones and David Cassidy and, erm, Bobby Sherman. But I have daughters, too, and when they were the age of this movie’s target demographic, I would have spent an entire Pleasant Valley Sunday — no strings attached — watching them do the N’ Sync “Bye Bye Bye” dance before I’d expose them to the money-sucking intelligence vacuum that is “Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience.”

    Provided I’d prescreened it, of course.

    This mercifully short (76 minutes) film intersperses footage from the brothers’ 2008 “Burning Up” concert tour with some horribly scripted and acted “reality” sequences. Those scenes include the boys performing some dopey non-quite-antics at the breakfast table, an interminable sequence of them riding Segways through the underbelly of some miscellaneous concert venue, and a short segment where they strip down to bare chests while making a backstage costume change before feigning modesty and throwing sweaty 3-D shirts over the camera lens.

  • Anonymous

    lmaooooooooooow woowowowowo what a creep

  • emily ford

    you know my mom slept with one of them

  • sarah

    lmao.

  • Anonymous

    She’s that big of a fan but forgot the kovie comes out today? How is that possible when they’ve been promoting it nonstop? Anyway,damn Nick looks like an angel in that bed.

  • Anonymous

    STOP posting the freakin’ long 5 paragraph articles of the movie. NO ONE CARES!

  • ann

    how can you give up the jonas brothers???
    lmfaooo theyre everywhereeeeee

  • http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww292/nano_05/weed.jpg WEED.

    yea i really did give up.
    why is it so hard to believe.?

  • Anonymous

    Okay, giving up “Jonas Brothers” is not a sacrifice. Seriously, how about giving up something that somewhat matters? I mean I love JB but that’s not a sacrifice..

  • Anonymous

    To be a 15 year-old girl, in braces and swooning over that first love. To join friends you can giggle, text and scream with at a show. To bubble at that gum that is bubble-gum pop.

    To have a Jonas Brother to call one’s very own.

    If you aren’t a teenage girl or can’t channel your inner groupie for 76 minutes, you have no business at Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience. It’s a fans-only film that gets you up close-but-not-personal with the fresh-faced trio — Joe, Kevin and Nick — for a New York City concert and series of record-launch events.

    The 3D lets us see drumsticks, guitar picks and Taylor Swift’s blond extensions fly in our faces, the neck of that guitar that Kevin pounds away on but which doesn’t seem to appear in the sound mix (not all the time, anyway) right under our nose.

    The offstage footage shows us their handler and sometime rapper Big Rob wake them for a long day of NYC appearances, with the boys acting like teens who want/need a little more sleep. A funny moment? They’re eating breakfast, going over their day’s agenda, when Big Rob has to shoo a too-helpful room service maid who’s chosen to linger in the presence of the cuties. Faked or not, it feels like the most spontaneous thing in the movie.

    The easy comparison here is the Disney packaged Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana 3D concert film of last year and this isn’t up to that. Same director (Bruce Hendricks), sure, and they’re all part of that Disney pop music stable of stars, so there are no rough edges to the over-produced concert, no room for improvisation or freshness in their brief set. But that Cyrus film had the odd off-message moment ? Miley backstage complaining about her backup dancers almost dropping her, her stage-mom cajoling her into being a trooper about that and doing her job.

    Team Jonas seems too disciplined to allow such human foibles to show. Their parents are nowhere to be found. There’s no peek at them creating songs or being taught the choreography of their shows. Genuine fan mayhem moments are mixed in with plainly manufactured ones.

    Musical highlights? The tunes — “Pushing Me Away,” “Burnin’ Up” — are pleasant, if instantly forgettable. I enjoyed watching the all-female string section (a 12-piece band backs them). These classically trained musicians, the cellists especially, seemed to get a charge from the tunes, the guys and their screaming fans and the chance to dance (in their seats). You can’t do that with Johannes Brahms.

    Girl-singers Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift come on for one song each. Are any of them paying attention to the lyrics of “Video Girl?”

    “It’s gonna suck when the camera stops rolling.”

  • Anonymous

    olivia is such a fat ass

  • Lila

    My goodness, it’s amazing what LENT has come down to?! Shouldn’t it be about sacrificing something with a MEANING, I mean I love JB and all but how about something you come in contact with everyday, that you can’t live with out. Jesus gave up his life, you can give up something more than “Jonas Brothers”. Ugh.

  • Liz

    who the hell is lent anyways?! HAHAHAHA you litterally made almost pee my pants. lent is the 40 days and 40 nights jesus was in the desert……..wow. lmao rea the bible it might help ya with that dirty mouth you got (:

    anywhoo, dont be making fun of that girl. she really likes them and depends on them it seems. so she gave it up for lent because for lent youre supposed to give up something that means a lot to you, and so that is very honorable. nice work (: i missed the premeir too i had the flu so dont feel bad hun, its no big deal :) youll be able to watch it on youtube after lent im sure.

    great job!!

    and haters, its HER religious choice, leave the girl alone.

  • http://myspace.com/jonassx emilyx187

    HAHAHAHAH!
    im creeepin!

  • Anonymous

    beacuse your a POTHEAAD

  • Ella

    i farted.
    but i blamed the other kid sitting rite next to me.
    MUAWHAHA.

  • Anonymous

    yessssss jonas secrets ftw.

  • ANONIMUS

    HAHA NOTICE HOW SHE LEFT OUT KEVIN.
    CUS HE UGLAY

  • Anonymous

    umm, i guess this is a good thing for her. but hopefully she’ll learn to lay of some jonas and live her life. Just be a fan and not a stalker. But, really was this a slow day Oceanup?

  • Anonymous

    im masturbating yay

  • Anonymous

    haha =]

  • Anonymous

    wow the movie really sucked huh

  • Anonymous

    FUCK OF JERSEYGIRL GO TO HELL BOOO,
    YOU SUCK

  • cool

    um ur completely wrong…im catholic and we do NOT see it that way at allllll. its not like we pray to the Jonas Brothers..admiring them is completely different :D

  • katy

    why dont you just get right over yourself.
    jonas secrets girls are amazing.

    on a side note…
    you creepin?

  • Anonymous

    stop posting the friggin reviews

  • jess

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    OCEANUP IS CREEPIN.

    <333

  • Zelley

    yay JONAS SECRETS!!

  • Anonymous

    Um.. sick obsession much? Get some help.

  • Mary

    I actually thought about it,
    But then I’d get depressed :P
    And I wouldn’t be able to NOT think about them. Crazy! Kudos to that chick.

  • OLIVIA

    i’m olivia, i gave up the jonas brothers to see how long i’d last– and yes i am creepin’

  • Anonymous

    you must be one.

  • Brittany

    WTF?? Shes obsessed with them and didn’t know about the 3D movie. what a dumdass!! :D my 7 year old sister knew about the movie and she doesn’t even like them. lol

  • Anonymous

    Unless you’re a Jonas teenie? Yes. My 7-year-old sister dragged me along to go see it today and it was lame as hell. =.=

  • Anonymous

    I’m white and I’m catholic.

  • connie

    OCEAN UP IS SO SLOW TODAY!!!!!

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    It was disrespectful to say what the hell, yes, but
    keep in mind that NOT EVERYBODY is Christian or Catholic. I’m not, and let me just say, my religion has it WAY worse than yours. People will use my religion as an insult. For example, someone said that Joe Jonas (IMO, the hottest guy ever) is ugly and looks like a Jew. Plus, people are
    still antisemitic, which is quite upsetting. I respect almost all religions (except must say, satanism REALLY freaks me out!). So people doing lent: I hope you complete those 40 days successfully with LOTS of willpower :).

  • Anonymous

    Good for her. It’s good to give up things that aren’t good for you for lent.

  • Anonymous

    She’s not the biggest fan,she’s just an effing stalker,forgetting when the movie came out,wtf?

  • Anonymous

    haha what a weird girl

  • bojo

    Christianity is the main term, and it is divided into Catholic and Protestant. Catholic is then further divided into Roman, Irish, etc. while Protestant is divided into Lutheran, Methodist, Baptist, LDS, etc.

  • Anonymous

    wow. this isnt creepy at all… :|

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP IS STARTING TOOOO SUCK!
    we dont care about ashley tisdale wearing
    red ray bans
    or miley going to pilates,
    WE WANT JUICY THINGS,

  • Anonymous

    What’s Lent?

  • Anonymous

    wow, all of these reviews are NOT good ones!

  • Anonymous

    hm, actually, i care about ashley tisdale and miley cyrus :)

  • omJ?

    girls need to get a grib of theirselves.

  • Anonymous

    SLOW DAY TIM OCEAN! post something about miley :)

  • Anonymous

    Same! \m/

  • Anonymous

    Christianity is the main term, and it is divided into Catholic and Protestant. Catholic is then further divided into Roman, Irish, etc. while Protestant is divided into Lutheran, Methodist, Baptist, LDS, etc.

    ————–

    Yeah :)
    I’m Christian-Catholic

  • Anonymous

    MOST WHITE PEOPLE ARENT EVEN CATHOLIC DUMMY

    ————

    Um… I go to a Catholic school and we have 2 black kids in our school.
    No offense to anyone. We aren’t racist. At all.
    And the Catholic school a few blocks away has zero black kids.
    So I don’t know what you’re talking about.

  • Team Everyone

    Well, she can do anything Jonas-Related on Sunday, the day of rest =)

    Personally, I think it’s good she’s giving up the Jonas Brothers for Lent, which is a season of self-betterment and sacrifice.

  • Yvonne

    Slow day on Ocean. Well, DUH! We got a shitload of JB stuff thrown at us yesterday. JB cant be making drama everyday

  • caia

    LOL, now you’re creepin Jonas Secrets?
    thats cool…

  • Anonymous

    haha I love how the topic posted was about someone giving up the jonas brothers for lent and it turned into a hardcore dispute about religious definitions.
    I’m assuming the girl who is claiming she is catholic and not christian is on the younger side and obviously not well informed about her religion. heres a tip hun, when you go to church with mommy and daddy on sunday why dont you try listening to what the priest has to say.
    Geeze I swear what are people with beliefs worth if they dont even know what they believe in.

  • Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    SUCKERRRRRR:D
    IT WAS SOOOOO GOOOOD:]

  • Sadiezz

    Was this REALLY worth posting?

  • archer :]

    ahhhhhhhhh i would diee
    but im not seeing the movie tonight cause my friend is sick and i CANNOT see it without her so im waiting

  • Anonymous

    creepin’.
    way to you JS, oceanup!
    :]

  • Mandy V. and Mandy B heree

    She will never date them, never even marry them.
    JOE GAVE HER LOOKS saying ‘ Not you again, you’re
    such a creep, you kill my eyes, I WEAR SUNGLASSES NOW..’

    URGHH, That girl needs a life!
    CAN’T SHE GIVE UP HER LIFE FOR LENT!
    SHE NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

    AND WHOEVER SAID WHO’S LENT..
    WHAT ARE YOU A RETARD?
    Man, the Jbros seriously have the creepist fans alive.
    JESUS IF UR LISTENING DONT LET THE FUCKERS GO TO HEAVEN
    GOd bless. xxxxxxxxx