Kevin Jonas 'Least Cute' Jonas Brother?
Advertising Age
has a special report on Jonas Brothers: Sources close to Disney say the
company, which recently offered buyouts to 600 executives at
its US
theme-park division, has seriously considered targeting the heretofore
immune 'talent.' Specifically, the company has
been 'taking a hard look at 'right-sizing' the Jonas Brothers.' UPDATE: The article was written by Ad Age's 'humorist.' So it's a spoof, and shouldn't be taken as fact.
An unnamed Disney executive revealed: 'If
you've ever heard these guys live, it's pretty clear singing isn't
necessarily their strong suit. Their vocals, he points out, are
electronically enhanced in the studio, and it'd be just as easy to make
two brothers sound as good, or as bad, as the three brothers sound
now. It's just
a matter of twiddling some dials.'
The real
brand strength of the Jonas Brothers, notes the source, 'is their
cuteness, but, let's face it, they're not all equally cute.' As for
their concert tours, 'It's all a blur anyway, it's mostly about the
light show, and the remaining two brothers probably can just jump
around the stage more to compensate.'Though he declined to
discuss which Jonas might be at risk, a recent reader poll at
teenmag.com suggests that Nick may have the least to worry about; he
scored 49% in a recent 'Jonesin' for this Jonas' survey, while Joe
pulled 40% and Kevin just 11%.
The exec added: 'Disney has always been a cute-driven company, and this is just about
serving the consumer's need for 'cute' more efficiently in a totally
fugly economic climate. And I guess they could argue
that in weeding out the least-cute Jonas brother, well, sure they'll
save a ton of money.
But just as significantly, the remaining two Jonas
brothers, with their higher level of cuteness, will now be in a band
that is, on average, significantly cuter. So the consumer gets
'super-served' with cuteness.'
first
ya son
FRICK YOU
i <3 Kevy
first??? thats sick
hahahaha:)
first??? thats sick
LMAO!!! i knew it wasnt just me, the only one who can really sing is nick and half the time he just sounds like he's having an orgasm!
3rdd.
pretty darn good.
and world war III begins.
kevin sucks
oh wow. whoever wrote this has too much time on their hands.
kevin is personally my favourite. HANDS DOWN.
joe wasnt all that cute to me and nick is too young for me. give me kevin anyday
this is so true though. they really ARENT that talented. their voices are weak live and they really arent that good looking. but pre teen girls go insane none the less. I mean, if they were but ugly and asian, would any of their fans still like them? probably not, because disneys coure fanbase are a bunch of superficial, celebrity obsessed pre teens who will eat up whatever new 'sensation' disney throws at them. BTW. Joe is the fugliest brother. He always looks so cocky and his hair is disgusting.
kevin leaves the jbros are over...i doubt nick and joe would even consider doing it on their own!!!
i agree about the whole part about them not being able to sing, but they are a gimic, and they need all 3 of them to maintain that gimic. Oh and to everyone who thinks they deserve a grammy....... well that article just says it all
ahahhahahhah
sad... but totally true!
Yvonne is going to be pissed but anyway this article was damn funny!!
OH HELL NO DISNEY DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
FLUFFY IS GORGEOUS <3
imma slap someone in the face. fuck disney.
TEAM FLUFFY ;D
creepin' btw
WTF!!!!!!! are they freaking crazy!!!
First off.. that is REAlly mean
Second.. its all a lie!! the Jonas brothers can sing.. oh they can sing..!
and Kevin is one of the freaking Sexiest men of the year!!!!!!!!!! =/
kevin is the fugliest brother.
thats really mean kevin is not ugly im not a fan of jobros anymore even though i still like nick but from my point kevin is the only jobro that didn't cheat on girls and is the sweetest and romantic guy ever which is so amazing and the dude is just being an asshole so even if hes not the cutest (hes cuter then hairy gorilla joe) he's still has a amazing personality so screw them
if disney really wants kevin outta the band i would seriously hope that the brothers leave stupid hollywood records and start their own label!
this is fucking nonsence
i bet you the man who wrote this is a 45 yearold loser virgin that sits on his couch all day drinking beer after beer drowning in his sorrows on some blog
i wouldnt like the jonas brother if it was just joe and nick
Kevin is one of the freaking Sexiest men of the year!!!!!!!!!! =/
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no.just NO
kevin is gorgeous, as are nick and joe.
sure, some people may not agree but that article's a piss take
how can they say that?!
kevin may noy be as good looking as nick or joe
but he is a jobro! and all the real jonas brothers fans love him as well!
anyways it WON`T be the same without him...!
holy eff.
that was a bitch move.
joes my fav
but kevin is adorable.
and recently disney is fricken pissing me off.
they can sing but their not amazing! i still love them but be honest with yourself
haha ohmy gosh ... everyone knows they arnt that talented when it comes to vocals ...but I have to admit thats messed up ...yeah Kevins not exactly sexy but hes not the ugliest person ever...he just needs to go back to the straight hair
well i guess people magazine and disney have 2 different opinions...whatever, those three have the same faces to me, i dont think one is cuter than the other...but i do think they are overrated though
LMAO!!! i knew it wasnt just me, the only one who can really sing is nick and half the time he just sounds like he's having an orgasm!
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And that's fucking sexy... to me.
Wtf is wrong with you what does being asian have to do with anything?? To 'teez'. Are you saying people don't like asians? Get your shit straight before you start spittin it
OMG HOW CAN THEY SAY THAT!! THEY ARE ALL GORGEOUS AND VEY TALENTED.
WHOEVER SAID THAT NEEDS A FUCKING REALITY CHECK.
that's so fake. they CAN sing. they right their own songs. how would a disney executive know that their voices are enahnced? even if they are, what artistes isnt? you would think they would enhance miley cyrus more!
I LOVE KEVIN
THERE FUCKING RETARDS WTFFFFFFFFF
This is all a bunch of hog wash.
Remember when Kevin was going to leave and record his own album? Oh yeah, 'cause that CLEARLY happened.
KEVIN HAS JUST AS MUCH TALENT AS THEY DO!!! I LOVE KEVIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love me some kevo.
hes a babe:)
I LOVE KEVINNNNN
Kevin is one of the freaking Sexiest men of the year!!!!!!!!!! =/
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no.just NO
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your right, no, YOUR UGLY
i LOVE KEVIN <3
IF HE WASNT SEXY THEN WHY WOULD HE
BE IN THE SEXIEST MAN OR WHATEVER LOL
kevykevy my man
LOL THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY!
shaaammmeeeeee!!
I doubt that. To be honest. I think Nick would care more than Joe.. but they would carry on without him. That im pretty sure of. Once you have that life, you wont go back.
HAHAHA CLICK ON THE LINK TO THE ACTUAL ARTICLE. WHEN YOU READ IT THERES STARS ALL OVER THE PLACE, THEN YOU GO DOWN TO WAS THEYRE DISCLAIMERS FOR AND ITS TELLING YOU THAT EVERYTHING SAID IN THE ARTICLE IS TOTALLY FAKE. BUT THEY SAY IT LIKE "THEY MIGHT RULE OUT THE LEAST-CUTE ***" THEN AT THE BOTTOM YOU WILL SEE THIS: ***- SAID MY IMAGINARY FRIEND. AND THE REASON I DID THIS IN CAPS WAS SO YOU ALL KNEW THIS ARTICLE WASNT TRUE!!
I LLLLOOOOVVVVEEEEEE KEVIN!!!!
They seriously think it would be as succesful without
Kevin?
Give me a break.
Nick obviously isn't the strongest guitar player.
And Kevin's gorgeous!
ok one kevin was awarded the sexyist man alive over his brother so yah HES HOT!!!!i mean look at him and two there is no way in hell jonas brothers would even exist if kev wasnt in i the band!!oh and three their voices are the same live acoustic acapella or on a cd ive herd all!!!
jb supporter for ever!!!=]
OUCH
Finally!!! Im not saying these boys are talentless but they are definatly overrated!
The Jonas Brothers aren't the Jonas Brothers without Kevin.
For real. Keep him or kill Disney.
that person needs to freaking shove it up their idiotic ***
Oh no ... Yvonne will flipp.
JERK
Haha...He doesn't know what he's missin'!!
;D
i think kevin's about the fans. he loves the fans and is so thankful for everything.
I think nick's about the music. music inspires him and is the first love in his life.
i think joe's about the fame and is sick of being a disney band. I think he's sick of the fame though and loves to do just the small shows and wants to live a normal life.
i think they all are incredibly thankful for everything they have though. i just think nick and kevin are in it more than joe. they all want to grow up though.
To 'teez' what does being asian have to do with people liking you or not? Think before you open your dam mouth.
Um...FALSE
Poor Kevy, why does he have so many haters?!
He's such a great guy and GORGEOUS!!!
The Jonas brothers can sing!
They're maybe not the best but they can.
Plus they write their own music and play
instruments.
If this is true it basically is saying
that no one on disney is talented,
It's pretty much saying it's all about the looks
and the superficial things...
yeah kevin may not be the best looking, but who cares it's not all about looks. the jonas brothers are so talented and they are really good live. i love them! <3
HAHAHA NOT EVEN THE JB'S OWN COMPANY TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY. I LOVE KEVIN BUT THE ONLY REASON HE GOT SEXIEST MAN IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE 21 AND KEVIN IS THE ONLY ONE OLD ENOUGH. THEIR NOTHING BUT A GIMIC, WITH DISNEY AS LONG AS YOUR CUTE THEY WILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS. THE ONLY REASON THE JB FANS THINK THEY CAN ACTUALLY SING IS BECAUSE THEIR SO IN LOVE WITH THEM THEY LOVE ANYTHING THEY DO. IF THE JONAS BROTHERS SHIT IN THEIR HANDS AND THEN AT IT ALL THEIR FANS WOULD DO THE SAME THING.
THANK YOU!. the article is fake. if you click on the link the guy literally puts at the bottom that his "sources" are "his imaginary friends." lol. the whole thing is bogus. relax kids.
i will be very disappointed in disney if they drop the jonas brothers (which they would drop them all or keep them all, nick and joe wouldn't perform without kevin) although at the same time they probably want to break away from disney so they can be more mature.
wheres yvonne when ya need her??
what the fuck? they wouldn't even be the Jonas
Brothers without Kevin. Kevin is personally my
favorite. and they DO sing amazingly at their
concerts. and just FYI you don't like them, get
the hell out of here.
it better be bogus. they all are amazing.
can everyone stop freaking out. click the link - the article is fake.
stupid disney that's mean what they say about kevin Kevin is an nice guy and sweet guy and sexy
Aw, wow that's horrible to say about Kevin!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I think as long as the Jonas Brothers are making them money they don't care about the actual talent. I certainly think they're talented though.
YVONNE! THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE
WOW.
If this is real i'll go some fucking ape shit on Disney.
No fucking lie.
They can suck it after that one, i won't buy shit they have.
KEVIN'S FUCKING AMAZING!
if you think different your a fucking asshole.
yvonne. before you flip. its a fake article - it says so right on the link.
love these jonas brothers.
not really, but okay click on the link to the site. it SAYS ITS FAKE AT THE BOTTOM. its supposed to be FUNNY. they did add it to make fun of fans, its completely untrue though!
well obviously the article was written by someone, but the information in it is false, hence the "imaginary friends" as his source.
honestly, that's the stupidest most low thing that I had ever read.
First of all, the jonas brothers are a GIMIC, take away one, the gimic is ruined.
Second, its so low to try to kick someone out of a band just because they're not the cutest of the three. Pluse, someone is always going to think he's the cutest thing ever because beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Third, THE JONAS BROTHERS AREN'T EVEN A DISNEY BAND! They formed their band BEFORE they were ever on disney, and therefore disney should not have the right to break them apart.
And last, nick and joe would never do that to him.
oh my god if disney drops them i am going to be soo sad. but nick and joe will NEVER preform without kevin. i feel so bad for kevin he is my fav brother then nick then joe. disney would be screwed if they drop the jonas brothers. disney wouldnt have any good talent left besides demi.
Kevin is ugly in MY opinion. I'd rather watch nick and joe. And it's true that they can't sing that great.
WHAT?!!!! i have heard them live and they are AMAZING!
ok so i dont really like miley
well not he specifically just the choices shes made withing the last year
and she gets criticized for making an 'asian' face with a group of her friends [one of them, in fact, being asian]
and yet here you are saying if the jonas brothers were asian/fugly [and now im begining to think that some perez hilton wannabee wrote this because what highly respectable person uses the word 'fugly'] that they wouldn't have their fans
well newsflash bucko...i didnt even know what they looked like when i got into them, my friend told me to chek them out and she played a couple of songs for me and i fell in love with THE MUSIC not their faces
so why dont tou get your facts straight and stop being a hypocrtical racist
and in my eyes [which are 20/20 so no i am NOT blind] paul kevin jonas ii is extremely sexy
you can send him my way anyday
in my final statement id like to say go screw yourself lowlife, perez hilton wannabee
thats bull.
Its not all about cuteness. they are amazing guys no matter what stupid pathetic people say about them.
They are talented no matter what, they are strong on their relationship with their family and most important God. God got them to where they are now because there must be a reason duh they are Amazing, they are going to change history. =D
Me or no true fans care what pathetic jealous people say about them apparently they dont have a life so they prefer to talk bull. And hey the Jonas Boys dont care either. The real fan are what matter the most to them not all the HATERS.
<3 i love them till death and i'll defend them No Matter What.
<3 God Bless
okay as a brit, i'm honestly asking is that how american people spell gimmick? g-i-m-i-c? or is it an abbreviation haha. cause i know we spell tons of words differently haha.
THATS STUPID I heard kevin sing when he was little and he is really good
and what about the live chats?
aww that is soo mean.
they would not be better with out kevin.
he is amazing.
these people are crazzy.
and yeah live they are really amazing.
i just saw them and they were reallly amazzing.
i lovedd it.
and kevin is amazing too i love him.
how can they try to get rid of him???
how rudeee.
haha. Kevin is the only one I like of the group.
But, he'll have successful career, if any of the jonas brothers have a career in this industry outside of disney.
this story makes me feel sick
if disney really do only care about the "cute-ness" (which is really a very subjective trait anyway) then I think all 3 of those boys should get out of there ASAP
Kevin is an INCREDIBLY important part of the band, and without him there would be no Jonas Brothers.
Im sure sure sure this is fake, but even the idea that someone would waste their time writing this makes me feel sick.
I hope Kevin knows that he is amazing and that his fans really do love and appreciate him, Joe and NIck wouldnt really be anywhere without him.
I'm a Joe girl but I love Kevin too and anyone who disses him should be ashamed of themselves.
If Disney EVER EVEN DARE to TRY and kick Kevin out of the band I will honestly boycott them and hate them forever and always.
Joe and NIck would never let this happen either.
this is dumb.
thank heaven 4 Kevin!
well this article is total bullshit
number one
-disney would never let go of the jonas brothers this early. They are not that dumb
-the jonas brothers are really some of the only talent disney has..singing wise(besides demi).
-if one had to leave they all would leave..i bet you.
-kevin is one hot piece of ass. He is gorgeous and not even close to being "not cute"
Yea that's the reason 90% of their "fans" like them.
* "sources" in the supermarket-tabloid sense of the word
** and because he does not exist
*** seriously
**** who moonlights as a unicorn
***** my imaginary friend
I dont think this means its fake i think they are saying it is unreliable and unlikely to be true because of all the 'sources'
I AGREE 100000000000000%
Seriously, what the FUCK?
I LOVE The Jonas Brothers, they ARE talented, I don't care what you say!
Jonas forever!
And KEVIN is NOT the least-cutest!
He is amazing! And he is so sweet!
All these BITCHES on here don't deserve a Jonas. Nick, Joe or Kevin.
SO - Jonas forever!
well this is totaly crap.
disney would be shitting themselves if they ever let jonas go. They are the only talented people on disney. Hah oh wow..
This is pure and total bullshit. This fake story was around yesterday and it was proven to be a hoax. Shame on OceanUp for pulling this hatefulness out again.
This site sucks.
Thats just freaking stupid. " kevin the least cutest jonas" R U JOKING?
goddamnit we can have our own opionon for *cute*
i hate whoever wrote this article. I HATE THEM.\
Kevin is soo CUTE and beautiful, and AMAZING LOOKING. Awesome at guitar, and JB NEEEDDSSS KEVIN to be complete. got that?
oh my gosh. wow who ever these "sources" are, are competely and most definitely wrong. Kevin is the soul of the group, he's the oldest and the most mature in factuality. Taking Kevin out of the group would most def. turn off to MOST fans. I mean if you think about, what fan would like some boy group that turned away their own brother for fame and fortune????? i swear to god, if Kevin leaves the band, I will neverr everr like the jonas brothers again. no doubt about it
n to whoever said this crap about the jonas brothers can go fuck themselves because they are lowlife son of bitches.
are u feakin serious they drop kevin and i swear even though nick and joe will still be there i'll plain hate jb they are SO STUPID!!! i might even write a letter to those idiots we could have a petition against it KEVIN FANS UNITE!!!
this is so stupid! they are all good looking and are all amazingly talented
WTF
Im so pissed I can't see straight.
I cannot believe this. It is so wrong.
They are all crap
None of them can sing. They're manufactured pop and they're not even that good.
All there crazy superfans are pathetic. You think that "haters" have too much time on their hands but you sit there devoting your lives to them writing pathetic
comments about how much you love them and how you're going to marry them one day. I'm a realist but I'll break it to you gently ... you're not going to marry them. It's not going to happen. I hate to break it to you but Disney is very very very right.
The only one that can't sing well is joe... Just saying.
And kevin is sexy IMO.
I am not a Jonas fan, but really you can tell Kevin has the best voice out of the 3, IF hollywood records gave him a chance, he will prove to it, but then again they do tend to favor the "cute ones" whcih Joe is the ugliest one, he ahs this raspy thing, it sounds rought, Nick too sings with his troath there was a clip on myspace of kevin singign "Year 300" and it sounded amazing, he deserves more than he is given, I will support him ever, because he deserves to be where he is he is an amazing person, and really nice to his fans and friends, not to mention SEXY,, he is the one who made it inot ppl 's sexiest men alive, and the mot HUMBLE AND DOWN TO EARHT JONAS.
I reallllly hope Kevin doesn't read oceanup! Bc this is just plain mean!
* "sources" in the supermarket-tabloid sense of the word
** and because he does not exist
*** seriously
**** who moonlights as a unicorn
***** my imaginary friend
I dont think this means its fake i think they are saying it is unreliable and unlikely to be true because of all the 'sources'
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dude. if the source to his quotes is "someone that does not exist" or his "imaginary friend" then the article is fake. extremely fake.
I don't really think you can call any of them the least, cute. Nick, Joe, AND Kevin are all good looking but in different ways. no need to compare them, and their
success shouldn't be based on looks. Theyre about
making their music and doing their show.
whoever this disney guy is eff you! ive seen them in concert 6 times and i think they sound better in concert then alot of other people
And kids - I know you're all in an uproar about this, but the correct spelling is: G-I-M-M-I-C-K!
okaay this is aloud of lies , ive seen them perform live its amazing
Thats so mean!
thats horrible.
kevins the best<3
If disney drops kevin
joe and nick better ditch hollywood.
its not the jonas brothers without kevin its nick and joe jonas. thats not right
please please please take this off.
if jonas reads this there going to get hurt.
this is false, this is not true.
Apparently none of you people OR Disney recall that Kevin was in the People mag edition Sexiest Men of the Year just a few months back.
HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That speaks volumes to me.
He isn't the best looking out of the 3, but he certainly is attractive.
Have you seen his girlfriend?
She's gorgeous. And isn't just dating him because he's a Jonas.
They have known her since they were younger and lived in New Jersey.
There is nothing wrong with the Jonas Brothers.
They do have weak points in their singing but everybody does.
Why don't we pick on Miley Cryus.
Personally, I think she sings like a man.
She's not as talented as the JB.
The only thing she's good for is entertainment.
JB is 100x better for kids these days than Miley.
(just giving an example^^)
I love the Jonas Brothers with all of the love my heart could possibly hold. haha
OH NO THEY DIDN'T!!! DISNEY COULDN'T KNOW TALENT IF IT BIT THEM IN THEIR BIG HEADED ASSES! THIS DISNEY EXEC IS A HOE! IF YOU WANNA TALK NO TALENT, THEN SPEAK TO ME ABOUT MILEY "SLUT" CYRUS!! I'VE BEEN TO THEIR CONCERTS, AND IT ROCKS! OKAY, SO THEY DON'T SOUND EXACTLY LIKE THE CD,BUT WHO DOES?? THEY'RE PRETTY DAMN CLOSE!! YOU KNOW WHAT DISNEY? BITE MY ASS!
This is not true.
This was at the end of the article on the website:
* "sources" in the supermarket-tabloid sense of the word
** and because he does not exist
*** seriously
**** who moonlights as a unicorn
***** my imaginary friend
Yeah, fake much?
And if Disney drops the Jonas Brothers;
They will looses TONS of money.
Plus, JB can make it without Disney.
Watch Disney fall and JB get bigger.
I've seen the Jonas Brothers live.
They CAN sing.
They're voices are not enhanced.
Kevin is NOT the ugliest.
None of them are ugly.
And it's not about their looks.
They are in the business for the music.
Which they ARE good at.
Thanks again Oceanup for causing crap.
You're such a good site. (sarcasm)
Well, they're all fugly. Not just Kevin. x]
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
the jonas brothers would be fucking nothing without kevin.
fuck this shit. seriously, fuuuuck it.
oceanup should take this down.
I really hope the Jonas Family doesn't read this because it's ridiculous.
they are all handsome and talented.
I want to punch whoever sai hat in their face SO hard.
Kevin isn't ugly, he's SEXY. & they are ALL talented.
UGH
I LOVE YOU KEVIN!!
EVERYONE READ THIS-
This article is not true! OceanUp is fucking out to trash every star besides Selena Gomez!
Click the link & you'll see its FAKE.
F-A-K-E.
NOBODY is kicking out Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE NO ONE NO ONE!!!! its the JONAS BROTHERS, not the Nick and Joe brothers. Kevin is cute, and he appeals to older girls. KEEP KEVY IN THE BAND!
they obviously dont realize how many fans they will lose.
ahahahah yes...
I don't think that's fair.. I mean you don't hear them writing about U2 and saying their bassist doesn't need to be there, or coldplay for example. Chris Martin is the front figure, but they don't diss on the other members just because of that.. -.-
It's just because they've managed to come into the
actual music business, even though they're Disney..
I'm not saying they're the most amazing band, they still have much to learn, and more songs to write, but no need
to bring them down...
they're doing it for the music, how many people in the
industry can say that?
wow fuck that.
that "unnamed disney executive" is clearly def because the jonas brothers are actually a lot better live than they are on their cd. they dont need any voice enhancements because they are TRUE, RAW TALENT. and they deserve way fucking better than disney and hollywood records.
AND KEVIN IS GORGEOUS AND AMAZING AND A TOTAL SWEETHEART <333333 hes the nicest of the three and doesnt get enough credit.
FUCK YOU DISNEY.
for one, thats so mean. Kevin is my favorite.
i honestly think they can sing. but still.
and for someone up there who said this:
"if they were but ugly and asian, would any of their fans still like them?"
racist much?
do you have something against asians?
bitch.
This is so mean what they say about him Kevin is my favorite jonas I love how kevin is amazing i hope he doesn't leave the jonasbrothers I love you kevin!
Kevin's a sweetheart and my fav so
Fuck you oceanup for spreading shit.
no wonder this person is "UNNAMED"
becasue us jonas fans would beat him with sharp pointy
obejects.....and fire just to make it colorful!!
it is completely impossible for them to go this far only on looks.
if it was only there looks they wouldnt be nominated
for a GRAMMY!!!!!!!
YEAH WHAT!!!!!
I HATE THIS PERSON MORE THAT ANYONE CAN DESCRIBE!!!
im a die hard jonas fan and if anyone stupid person like this decides to question their talent and EQUAL
"cuteness" better watch out because we will find a way to prove them terribly, terribly wrong!!
Why are they going by there looks my god .. it just goes to show u when ur into disney its all about looks and second kevin was nominated one of the most sexiest mans alive if kevin leaves there probably going to leave too i dont theyll keep working with out him. IS THIS BULLSHIT I BET IT IS.... How u say ur saving money if it wasnt for kevin half of the fans wouldnt go to concerts.. or buy there cds .. or there book so thanks the jo bros for making disney money then they have a movie coming! Kevin is the most socailable out of group and hes cute ... you cant pull some one out for there look and just because they dont sing much u take kevin out then ur still losing money ur not going to make more I LOVE KEVIN!! JOE AND NICK!! GWAD THIS PERSON WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THT IS RELLE AN ASSHOLE.. THERE TALENTED THEY CAN SING AND MAKE EVERY ONE OUT THERE HAVE FUN IN CONCERT NO OTHER CONCERT IS THE SAME DEMI DONT GOT FIRE AND FOAM HOSE NEITHER DOES MILEY ALL DISNEY CARES ABOUT IS MONEY PLUZ NO ONE ELSE DOES ALL FLIPS AND KARTWEELS ON STAGE ONLY THEM U GOTTA SAY THERE TALENTED HOW THE HELL U SAY THERE NOT ... IF U DONT THINK THEY ARE WHY U ASSIGN THEM ON HOLLYWOOD RECORDS.. MAKES NO SENSE
well this article is total bullshit
number one
-disney would never let go of the jonas brothers this early. They are not that dumb
-the jonas brothers are really some of the only talent disney has..singing wise(besides demi).
-if one had to leave they all would leave..i bet you.
-kevin is one hot piece of ass. He is gorgeous and not even close to being "not cute"
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totally agreed except you forgot to mention miley is one of the highest in bring in money more than demi and jonas at this point and she is only one. with the jonas everything has to be divided and everything has to be bought three way unlike miley that is one and stand to bring huge crowds on her own! demi still not there yet beside miley is getting bigger and bigger by the minute she already transfer herself to the adult worlds and in hannah with the kids world she does have both of world master!!
but the guys have no competition because disney havent brought any new artist eventhought mitchell musso is beggining to come out but unless he does something with that hair of his he needs to trim the hair to get more notice the hair cut he has now makes his face look fat and his nose big he need to put his hair back in layer tour the back!! the jonas competition is other guys not girls so miley is famous on the girl side and the jonas are famous on the guy side! but disney havent brought new guys to compete with them only mitchell!!
he going to slow with his music he needs to step it up! mitchell sings really good!
hollywood record should offer justin gaston a contract he definately sings really good and he is joe age and he would definately attract a lot of girl they guy is hot!!
what the fuck
EVERYONE READ THIS-
This article is not true! OceanUp is fucking out to trash every star besides Selena Gomez!
Click the link & you'll see its FAKE.
F-A-K-E.
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So true! NOt for nothing, does this not support the theory of OceanUp being buds with Selena?
Selena is on the outs with JB; now she's getting her buddy here to trash JB.
haha that sooooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooooooooooooooo true!!!Kevin is the hottest Jonas!!!!
OH GOOD LORD, CALM DOWN!!!!!CLICK THE LINK!!!IT IS A JOKE! SATIRE! HUMOUR!!!
THIS IS MEANT AS A JOKE
THIS IS MEANT AS A JOKE
THIS IS MEANT AS A JOKE
THIS IS MEANT AS A JOKE
IT IS A FAKE MADE UP ARTICLE MEANT TO BE HUMOUROUS. IT IS KIND OF FUNNY.
CLICK THE LINK BEFORE YOU COMMENT!
DAMN!!!
talk about slamming someone
this guy just took bashing to a whole other level
this cant be real
i actually would choice kevin over all of them
he seems more real and grounded
and hes def. not ugly
Its not only Ocean Up the Los Angeles Times and others are now picking up on this humourous piece. Relax it is just some adult humour poking fun at the Jonas Brothers and Disney.
It's called adult humour.
The guy who wrote this is probably sitting at his desk laughing his ass off!
and world war III begins.
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Be prepared.
this is ridiculous
Basically he is making fun of the fact that Disney is selling the bands looks to girls that they cant really sing. He made the whole article up to be funny and point out some obvious facts but the article is a fake. He did not speak to any Disney exec.
I, personally, think that JB shouldn't have entered Disney. It was a stupid decision and they were only concerned for the money. BUT! If Disney cuts all Jonases or even just one, they don't need Disney anymore. (Miley doesn't need Disney either anymore) They all are nomiated for Grammy's and are performing at events that have nothing to do with Disney. They will be fine on their own.
But Disney will not, if they're cut.
ok i dont think they have these fantastic voices BUT there music is fun and really good! i know i dont wanna listen to some slow crap with good singing all the time! Think about it they write there own songs and play there instruments! they are all dedicated and over all amazing people! and i think they are all cute in there own ways. So this is bull shit!
Oh grow up. Everything he says about the Jonas Brothers are true. They can't sing, they are a teen band, styled by Disney and sold as 3 cute brothers to teen girls. He just makes fun of that.
The article is from the Advertising Age. Go to their site and read the WHOLE article then you will see that it is fake satire. Just like some of the other Brenda Song and Joe Jonas satire pieces and wasn't there one about Taylor and Joe floating around the interet too.
what a dickhead. if they cut kevin out i will not b a fan and they will loose like half of their fan base
Okay Ocean Up has now added an update above that the article was written by their humorist and should not be taken as fact. Don't get your tits all in an uproar.
What the fuck!!!!! When has it ever been being 'cute' over being talented. Kevin has just as much if not more talent then Nick and Joe. Personly hes the cute-ist and the coolest. Kevins the best!!! Screw Disney. I hope the Jonas brother Leave and find a better label. And even if that does happen Nick and Joe wont go with it. And if they do then Screw them!!!! Then I will personally fly all the way to hollywood and protest!!!
HAVE THEY NOT SEEN JOE'S EYEBROWS?!?!
teenies suck ass.
i fucking love you, kevin <3
THE ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY A HUMORIST ITS SATIRE
THE ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY A HUMORIST ITS SATIRE
THE ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY A HUMORIST ITS SATIRE
OCEAN UP HAS ADDED AN UPDATE. THE ARTICLE IS NOT TRUE IT IS MADE UP. READ BEFORE YOU COMMENT.
I LOVE YOU KEVIN JONAS! YOU ARE GORGEOUS, HOT, AND REALLY SWEET. <3
THIS ARTICLE IS A SPOOF
THIS ARTICLE IS A SPOOF
THIS ARTICLE IS A SPOOF
THIS ARTICLE IS A SPOOF
THIS ARTICLE IS A SPOOF
THIS ARTICLE IS A SPOOF
NOT TO BE TAKEN AS TRUTH. THE WRITER IS A HUMORIST PEOPLE.
That article is some funny shit in full.
TELL ME WHO THE HELL CAN SING LIVE ANYMORE
JOBROS ARE ONE OF THE BETTER
KEVIN IS DAAAAMMMNN HOT AND SEXI + HE IS A GENTLEMAN
Joes eyebrows. I heard Camilla got lost in his eyebrows for 2 whole days. Oh wait or was it that he got lost in her eyebrows? I can't remember.