Jonas Bros. Rolling Stones Comparison

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Time review of JB3D ‘..Their fans, some of whom ‘waited 72 hours in the rain’ for tickets to the Madison Square Garden concert that is the movie’s centerpiece. They reach across police barriers for a healing touch from the god-boys.

[The 3D effects, which include the flinging of sunglasses, guitar picks and other sacred relics into the crowd, are meant to bring the Brothers this close to their young viewers.]

Throughout, the tone is hopeful, exuberant; if the crowd included desperate stalker girls, you can bet they were edited out. In a way, the fans are as knowledgeable about their role as the Brothers are about theirs.

One shows up with Jonas-style sideburns charcoaled on her face. Three guys presenting themselves as faux-Jonases get a modicum of attention from the girls. That too is a hallowed tradition: dressing like a famous person in order to get attention and maybe some action.

That’s a dividing line between old and modern pop-music culture. The Beatles were just about the last gigantic group that was pre-sexual. The guys stood still, played and sang; their girl-fans screamed in veneration, not in venery. The Rolling Stones changed that.

From then on and forever, the public playing of rock ‘n’ roll was a physical activity, and the focus was on the lead singer’s sex appeal. By now that tradition is so dominant that it may not even be sexual; it’s simply the language of pop performance.. Read the full article here.

  • Stephanie

    NO HE IS NOT!

  • Stephanie

    shut up! if you don’t like them then get off this page!

  • Anonymous

    for the 100th time, presales are taken into account and these random numbers people like to add up are complete garbage, hence why that number is not reflected in what actually happened.

  • Anonymous

    people hate Kevin cause he’s an old ugly wrinkled up gay man

  • jess

    the jonas bros AREN’T LEGENDS YET so lets not get carried away. right now they are setting theirselves up for the band that everyone will forget in a few years. and yes im a HUGE JB FAN!!!!!!!! just saying they aren’t legends yet…do i have ojd? haha yes :) but i think they won’t flake out like a lot of the other bands these days.

  • DALLASjonas

    I think your right, and they’re presale tickets made $22 mil, so add that with $12 mil, and that gives you $34 million.

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    SO true!!!!

  • Yvonne

    Are you kidding? The oldest ALWAYS get the least attention. I just read another article about the movie where it said, “Joe, Nick and the other one”. I am fucking pissed about that

  • Anonymous

    You can’t really take ONTdD seriously. The members over there are kind of bipolar. They might say they hate someone one day and the next they’re in love with them then they hate them again. They do make fun of him a lot but I think the majority of them don’t hate him. He doesn’t get called a douche nearly as much as Joe they mostly just make fun of how he dresses(which in all honesty he has to expect. His choice in scarves and boots don’t scream straight). Anyway I’m not defending Joe(I can’t stand him) but you can’t get offended over ONTD. It’s what they do.

  • CDK

    Selena fans please leave if ur not gonna stay on topic! i’m not attacking u. i swear! I am team demi and selena to tha fullest. But this post IS NOT ABOUT THEM OR MILEY OR TAYLOR. this is a jobro/rolling stone post!

    So with that being said…
    It was toally disrespectful for whoever wrote this article to compare the rolling stones who r living legends!, to the Jonas Brothers who by next year we won’t even remember their name

  • FAt Slut Bitch

    Just saying girlies, being the curious girl I am, I calculated some numbers to figure out this whole JB3Dp presale issue.
    Here are my results.
    700 theatres x 250 seats = 175 000 tickets per showing.
    175 000 tickets a showing x approximately 6 showings on opening day (the day the sold out)= 1,050,000 tickets.
    1,050,000 tickets x 15$ a ticket= 15,750,000
    Thats just if they sold out 700 just on opening day (correct me if I’m wrong and if it was in fact opening weekend, if its opening weekend they made even more!). Then add up all the other theatres across North America. So ya, why aren’t the box office numbers showing this? Just my observations, so please do not bash me!
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    If industry experts say they failed than that means they
    failed DUMB BITCH!!!

  • Anonymous

    “That too is a hallowed tradition: dressing like a famous person in order to get attention and maybe some action.”

    ahahaha that made me laugh. And the movie kicked ass, no doubt about that. Epic

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Lol, my daddy does!
    I know where you are coming from Yvonne, but keep in mind that Joe is considered the heartthrob of the group. Its not because Nick and Kevy are not attractive, but its because they are known for different things they do. kevin is known as the awesome guitarist and Nick is known as the leader.

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    ocean up OOPS U DID IT AGAIN i agree with anonymous up above….your intrepetation sucks u might need glasses…or is it u like to listen and hear what u want.the jonas brothers a way off to getting to the status of the rolling stones and only time will tell if they have it in them…i doubt it but never say never…if joe continues to carry on the way he has with his dating profile well then he is up there with mick jagger….his imulation of mick jagger is nearly there and im sure in the sex department CAMILLE BELLE has educated joe in more ways than one….she has brought him to a whole new level…both the rolling stones and the jonas brothers as musicians with talent but for joe to look up to mick jagger as inspiration well lets just say it leaves alot to be desired for…their is no comparison becuz mick jagger has always shown his wild & sexy ways and what a womanizer he his and joe is not far from it so JOE should stop saying he is a gentleman with morals and treats ladies with respect when he doesnt..neither did mick jagger..you cannot expect fans not to pick up on shit like this and not want to comment..i say it how i see it and IM SORRY IF I HURT ANYONES FEELINGS WITH MY HONESTY…

  • yO

    LOL :) i love how lil tweeners are trying to prove the big movie companies weekend gross numbers wrong. disney progects the total income. why the eff would disney want to say they only got 12 when they got 34? ppl they got 12. deal with it. it failed. failed. failed.

  • Anonymous

    lmao they called JBs concerts “Gentle sex lessons, taught by the cutest teacher around(Joe) and his brothers”
    They also used “soccer boy” to describe kevin.. lol wtf?

    JB are amazing..
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    I would LOVE to be taught gentle sex lessons by Joe Jonas! YOWZA!

  • Just 2 Waste My Time With U <333

    You know, just shut the f*ck up because this isn’t about her, okay? God, this is about JB not f***ing’ Selena. She’s not even that great. Just another Disney clone.
    Thank you, have a good day : )
    P.S. TEAM JONAS ANYDAY, DUDE!

  • rii

    lol. i read the full article and think its hilarious how much they whored joe out. and then how many ‘sexual’ references that were made, when at the end up of the day all of them are virgins. the guy must be gay and extremely eager to get in their pants. if all you see in everyhting they do, is the innuendo side of it, then you need to lay off the porn and step into the reality.
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    honestly, anyone who is a teenager, i mean 13+ has sexual humor. i know im generalizing things, but it is true. im 17 and im kinda weirded out at the fact that the sexual jokes im learning now, a bunch of younger teenagers already know(coming from my friend’s younger bro). it might not be true everywhere, but it is true ALMOST everywhere. seriously tho, take away sex jokes and the world becomes a lot less funny. it doesnt even have to do with being horny.

  • paparazzi

    hay retard the presale tickets are counted in the first week sales

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    ya my numbers would add up to 22 million if you add up the non sold out theatres.
    But my observations make sense in my opinion.
    Whatever, if I’m wrong, JB still rock!
    I love time magazine now!
    lol the kids in my class were insulting Joseph all day, so this articles brightened my day up!
    The dude isn’t gay, he is saying that Joe gives off sex appeal, which he does.

  • Anonymous

    JIZZ IN MAH PANTS.

  • Anonymous

    whoever said Joe gets the most hate as well as the most love is so right.
    Nick probably has it the easiest.
    Kevin deserves more credit, for sure.
    But people always say Joe is only there for his looks and to be a frontman but i think he’s so integral and if Nick was the only singer with Kevin on backing I would really listen to the jonas brothers a whole lot less.

  • Anonymous

    “The Jonas Brothers concert is like a very gentle sex-education lecture given by the most adorable young teacher around, and his two brothers. ”

    lol. wow. this guy really went all out. i laughed the entire time though.

  • http://oceanup annony

    yvonne im with you matey about kevin and nick not getting more coverage for their part and talent in the JB group….unfortunately lately its all been about JOE AND HIS SIDEKICK CAMILLA BELLE..maybe she is his new media management PR….ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE U SICK…more about true talent KEVIN (the gentleman) and then nick (also a gentleman)

  • Anonymous

    Are you kidding? The oldest ALWAYS get the least attention. I just read another article about the movie where it said, “Joe, Nick and the other one”. I am fucking pissed about that
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    I meant the middle child in the family usually gets the least attention and doesn’t accomplish as much but Joe is better than his brothers.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Screw that noise the youngest always gets all the attention and the oldest too. Joe’s the middle child and the best one for once.
    _______________________________

    sort of…

    in most families:

    the youngest gets the most attention
    the oldest gets the most praise
    and the middle child is spoiled because parents make up for it with giving their kids things.
    Well, at least in my family, lol I am a spoiled brat compared to my sisters!

  • Anonymous

    god some of you people are so cruel. Seriously get off the computer for once and learn some manners. It’s really just sad.

    and when you read the rest of the article it talks about the hoses and how it was sexual. Ahahah oh jonas boys, you can’t hide that kind of stuff.

  • sarah

    They didn’t add the presale tickets cause the presale alone made $22 million. So how can presale and opening weekend add up to $12 million?

  • <3

    lmao. if you read the whole review, it’s actually hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    Hey ass, get your facts straight.

  • Anonymous

    I really am getting tired of the Joe Show anymore in the media. Its like Nick has been reduced to a sidekick and some of the articles dont even name Kevin. You Joe girls have it made, but there are those of us out there that like Nick or Kevin more and really are sick of how much everything JB is presented All Joe All The Time. Bash me if you want, but I really do feel badly for Kevin and Nick who work just as hard as Joe to put on a show and make good music.
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    Yeah, being the frontman means he gets alot of extra adoration; but he also gets alot of extra hate. I know Kevin has his bashers here; but NO ONE gets consistent hate like Joe does. And he does not deserve it – he’s amazing!

  • Carolyn

    Frankie beat Kevin?? that’s ridiculously sad.

  • dfsafasfasfsaf

    haha i just read the full article and when it talked about them splurting the white foam into the audience out of those guns, i though the exact same thing. i was like oh my god its like joe is jizzing on everyone lmao!!!!

  • rii

    I think your right, and they’re presale tickets made $22 mil, so add that with $12 mil, and that gives you $34 million.
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    presales are counted and they did not make $22 million in presales, hell they didnt even make that much in total. do you really think all the entertainment websites and boc office websites would get the numbers wrong? do you really think the jb themselves would get the numbers wrong? suck it up already. the jb made a lil over $12 million to come in 2nd place. oh fuckin wow they are not number 1. but dont make up bullshit excuses that they arent number 1 cuz they dont count presales? what kind of bullshit is that? they counted hannah/miley presales and they counted the dark knight’s presales which i think beat the hannah/miley record. im pretty damn sure their opening grosses would have been lower if the box offices didnt count presales. but you know what? they do count it. get it through you heads plz.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Joe still lost to Nick as well!
    But keep in mind that these are probably lesser known polls. A lot of fansites for an individual JB will tell you to go vote on the poll. So that most likley means that Kevins fansite didn’t say so.
    I bet for the Perezzie awards, Kevin and Nick were not that much further behind then Joe. I know this may sound rude, but I was happy to see Joe win because it showed us Joe fans that people support him- keep in mind that the Perezzie polls came out like shortly after the whole jaylor thing,

  • Anonymous

    osd

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  • Anonymous

    I wouldn;t even use this shit to line my bird cage with. Jersey, I swear if Joe had been belittled like Kevin was you would be outraged
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    Yes, you’re right, I would. Kevin certainly doesn’t deserve that type of treatment. I’m just trying to point out that I think Joe has been trashed around here alot lately. Kevin does get alot of random nasty posts; just seems like alot of people though gang up on Joe.

    Regardless, all three of them deserve our love and respect. I’m so sick of the bashing JB has taken on here these past few days. Their fans need to stick together. I know I’ll try to.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Lol. I don’t think he’s gay, I think he is referring to Joe as a heartthrob. I think this article is about if sex sells and stuff, even though there virgins!
    Must say, the dude has good taste :P

  • jerseygirl

    I would LOVE to be taught gentle sex lessons by Joe Jonas! YOWZA!
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    Ummm that was my proclamation of YOWZA for Joe. Don’t know why my name didn’t show up!

  • paparazzi

    hey idiot, wikipedia is not a reliable source.

  • Anonymous

    They didn’t add the presale tickets cause the presale alone made $22 million. So how can presale and opening weekend add up to $12 million?
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    for one that 22 million was pulled out of someones ass. and two, all presales are taken into account. mind you, not every presold ticket was for opening weekend.

  • jerseygirl

    What is ONTD?

  • Hayley

    No. The main difference between the Rolling Stones and the Jonas Brothers has nothing to do with sex. The Rolling Stones are living legends. JB is a boy band. If they didn’t have guitars in their songs to add that convenient “rock” label, they would probably be compared to the likes of N’Sync,Backstreet Boys,and New Kids On The Block. The Jonas Brothers are a fad,whereas the Rolling Stones will continue to live on in history as musical gods.

  • http://oceanup anonymoustells no lies

    stop putting joe up on a pedestal can his head get any bigger…..he has no respect for u ladies out there especially when he compares him self to mick jagger the biggest ballbreaker in history…if anything KEVIN JONAS would be my pick because he truly shows us what a sweet caring gentleman he is and daniella is a very very lucky person because she knows he will treat her with respect and love….

  • jerseygirl

    Yeah, being the frontman means he gets alot of extra adoration; but he also gets alot of extra hate. I know Kevin has his bashers here; but NO ONE gets consistent hate like Joe does. And he does not deserve it – he’s amazing!
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    Me again. What the hell is going on?

  • steph

    give jb some time once they are in JONAS
    THEY ARE GOING TO GET MORE FANS
    WE CAN’T compare them to any one else because they were just nominated for a best new artist grammy see they are new miley was new last year or two years ago so she has more experience and fans

  • Anonymous

    the jonas are very good singers and persons….and the movie is really good, is very interesting

  • Sarah

    JB are rich anyways, who gives a fuck if their movie bombed.

  • Yvonne

    Oh, I see, and your saying Kevin IS deserving of the hate he gets? FUCK THAT! Kevin is NOT deserving of sqwat like that. Go on ONTD and you will see Kevin is their personal whipping boy. They might diss Joe and Nick a little, but Kevin gets bashed to hell and back

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE JONAS BROTHERS

  • Sarah <33

    Lol, ‘sexual.’ The Jonas Brothers concert is like a very gentle sex-education lecture given by the most adorable young teacher around, and his two brothers. ”
    I find this absolutely hilarious.
    P.S. I’m new on this site and I’m a HUGE JB fan, hi!

  • jerseygirl

    I wouldn;t even use this shit to line my bird cage with. Jersey, I swear if Joe had been belittled like Kevin was you would be outraged
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    Yes, you’re right, I would. Kevin certainly doesn’t deserve that type of treatment. I’m just trying to point out that I think Joe has been trashed around here alot lately. Kevin does get alot of random nasty posts; just seems like alot of people though gang up on Joe.

    Regardless, all three of them deserve our love and respect. I’m so sick of the bashing JB has taken on here these past few days. Their fans need to stick together. I know I’ll try to
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    Shit, I don’t know why my name isn’t coming up when I post! :/

  • bre

    oh yes it is!
    i have OSD!

  • Dumm Blonnd

    You’re not the only one. O.o

  • love it!

    oH CALM THE FCK DOWN
    NO ONE CALED THEM LEGENDS
    OR ANYTHING.
    And i could really care less if their not super stars
    shit if it will get eveyone off
    their fckin backs,if they were less famous then
    im happy,
    u ppl are soo pathetic.

  • Sarah

    Well they shouldn’t say the movie bombed cause the sales aren’t even done yet.

  • Yvonne

    Oh, and dont even get me started on this god damn poll I saw yesterday that asked your fav Jonas. Nick got 40%, Joe got 31%, Frankie got 19% and Kevin got a LOUSY 9%. WTF? Frankie isn’t even a member of the band. That fucking broke my heart for Kevin and this crappy article making Kevin insignificant comparred to Joe just iced that cake all over again. After seeing that poll and the article calling him the “other one” once again, made me actually wish Kevin would quit

  • Anonymous

    lol. read the whole thing. it really is quite funny. im a fan and still thought it was hilarious.

  • jerseygirl

    I think I’m subscribing to Time magazine………

    “Joe Jonas is dreamy cute; and………..teen meat”.

    Yeah, I like this magazine!:D

  • Anonymous

    Joe and his brother LOL!!

  • Anonymous

    I love them.

    And there is this one, really heart-warming story about this one girl with leukemia, and the JB came to her house.

    Oceanup better post it soon, its amazing. And it will prove to the dumbass haters that the JB are not “jerks”.

    They never were, and they will never be.

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup I’m really beginning to think you guys have reading comprehension problems. They didn’t compare them to the Rolling Stones, they just said that the Rolling Stones changed the way artists perform on stage as they interacted more to with the crowd and brought more sex appeal. That’s not to say their music is anywhere near the level of the the Rolling Stones. Learn how to read please.

  • Anonymous

    ew, they even look fuckin hideous from the back. who would have known..

  • Yvonne

    I wouldn;t even use this shit to line my bird cage with. Jersey, I swear if Joe had been belittled like Kevin was you would be outraged

  • Sarah

    Yeah I saw that too. Jb are the best!

  • ITS OFFICIAL (just ask any selena fan)

    Sorry to break it to you girls,
    but OJD is official over.

    Its now called OSD,
    OBSESSIVE SELENA DISORDER.

    :D

  • Jane

    they aren’t that successful

  • Anonymous

    Sorry to break it to you girls,
    but OJD is official over.

    Its now called OSD,
    OBSESSIVE SELENA DISORDER.

    :D

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    HAHAHAHAHA, RIGHT. i find that so hilarious, cause
    OSD, will never happen. how could people be
    obsessed with her?! shes not even that great.

    ps, joe is gorgeous & has amazing sex appeal :)

  • Anonymous

    lol @ the 1 person that keeps posting the osd shit…note it will NEVER happen ! you know why? because seelna sucks dicks thats why

  • Anonymous

    Love them. Seriously. I can’t wait for their world tour.
    (:

  • DamnThatMotherChucker

    I saw pictures of joe slanting his eyes to make himself look asain
    Why isn’t he getting sued 4 billion like miley is,the pictures are exactly the same!!

  • ITS OFFICIAL

    Sorry to break it to you girls,
    but OJD is official over.

    Its now called OSD,
    OBSESSIVE SELENA DISORDER.

    :D

  • Anonymous

    lmfao jonas brothers and rolling stones should NEVER be in the same sentence thats a huge insult to RS

  • Anonymous

    love.
    thank you for saving my life, boys :)

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Its a website called Oh No You Didn’t.
    Its a dumb website though, OceanUp is better.

  • Anonymous

    could their pants be any TIGHTER

  • Anonymous

    Joe. Dreamy-Cute. The Most Adorable Young Teacher Around.

    Absolutely!

  • Keke

    JOE JONAS IS RACIST

  • Anonymous

    wait help! so are they saying it goood or baddd?

  • paparazzi

    THEIR MOVIE BOMBED

    THEIR ALBUMS HAVE EACH SOLD LESS THAT 2 MILLION COPIES

    THEY ARE NOT THAT POPULAR. THEY ARE NOT SUPERSTARS. THEY ARE NOT LEGENDS.

  • Anonymous

    I saw pictures of joe slanting his eyes to make himself look asain
    Why isn’t he getting sued 4 billion like miley is,the pictures are exactly the same!!
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    Do you have the link to them?

  • sarah

    The JB are the best band ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Lol, Joe’s eyes are naturally squintier anyways since he was Native ancestry. So he is technically offending himself. But ya the Miley thing is over, she is not being sued cuz that news was SO 1 week ago!

  • Jess

    I admit i have OSD to the maxxxxx

  • jerseygirl

    Thanks. I’m not aware of how much else is out there.

    If you’re telling me OceanUp is better – that’s not saying much for ONYD!LOL

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha this article made me laugh. You go, boys!

    &That picture of Joseph is old. I’d laugh if they tried to sue him like they tried to sue Miley. It’s completely ridiculous.

    I love the Jonas Brothers. (:

  • deanna

    ew, please NEVER compare jonas brothers to rolling stones.
    rolling stones are fucking legends.
    jb is not, and never will be.
    i like them, but they will fade away.
    and not be considered ‘legendary’ in alot of ways, like past bands that they are compared to.

  • Anonymous

    Why cant we all just get along?

  • :)

    guess jb is fiinaly donzo

  • :)

    i loveeee them.

  • delilah

    anyone notice nick has a nice ass?

  • Anonymous

    facking sel fans get over yourselves!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    THEIR MOVIE BOMBED

    THEIR ALBUMS HAVE EACH SOLD LESS THAT 2 MILLION COPIES

    THEY ARE NOT THAT POPULAR. THEY ARE NOT SUPERSTARS. THEY ARE NOT LEGENDS.
    _________
    Well; The world things they are, so open up your eyes and take a look at the world.

    ———-

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Just saying girlies, being the curious girl I am, I calculated some numbers to figure out this whole JB3Dp presale issue.
    Here are my results.
    700 theatres x 250 seats = 175 000 tickets per showing.
    175 000 tickets a showing x approximately 6 showings on opening day (the day the sold out)= 1,050,000 tickets.
    1,050,000 tickets x 15$ a ticket= 15,750,000
    Thats just if they sold out 700 just on opening day (correct me if I’m wrong and if it was in fact opening weekend, if its opening weekend they made even more!). Then add up all the other theatres across North America. So ya, why aren’t the box office numbers showing this? Just my observations, so please do not bash me!

  • Anonymous

    Nick said if you want to know about their relationships “just listen to our songs. Their pretty literal.”

  • Lily

    hes a jonas brother he cant do no wrongs

    ohhhhhhh wait except tog irls

    douchbag

  • Kim

    PLEASE STOP.
    YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING.

    PS. OSD

  • Anonymous

    Aye, fishface!

    …Nevermind, fuck it.

  • sarah

    I think that they are trying to say that the Jb are sexual when they perform, from the hoses to them taking of their shirt. Idk know but, read the rest of the article.

  • Yvonne

    I’m tired of Kevn just be known for his awesome guitar skills(which they are). But he always gets the “personality commnets, and thats just buzz for “not attractive”, when he is definatly attractive to some of us. Joe and Nick have been winning EVERYTHING. Kevin has not won one thing for himself, and that Poeple/Sexiest thing was choosen by big wigs, not by fans that care about him. At least Danielle is a hottie that can make him feel like he nis the only man in the world.

  • Yvonne

    I really am getting tired of the Joe Show anymore in the media. Its like Nick has been reduced to a sidekick and some of the articles dont even name Kevin. You Joe girls have it made, but there are those of us out there that like Nick or Kevin more and really are sick of how much everything JB is presented All Joe All The Time. Bash me if you want, but I really do feel badly for Kevin and Nick who work just as hard as Joe to put on a show and make good music.

  • Carolyn

    lmao they called JBs concerts “Gentle sex lessons, taught by the cutest teacher around(Joe) and his brothers”
    They also used “soccer boy” to describe kevin.. lol wtf?

    JB are amazing..

  • Anonymous

    Its possible.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, I know how you feel Yvonne.

    Kelvin NEVER gets any attention.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    How?
    Someone said they failed.
    So I put down my observations.
    Sorry I have a brain and can do math unlike you who is way to obsessed with Ms. Gomez.

  • Anonymous

    The shirtless scene was HOT!! When Joe took his belt off aggresively i swear i nearly jizzed my pants.

  • Anonymous

    Are you stupid? They’ve sold more than 2,100,000 copies worldwide of “A Little Bit Longer”, alone. Check your facts, dumbass.

  • sarah

    I think your right, and they’re presale tickets made $22 mil, so add that with $12 mil, and that gives you $34 million.

  • DALLASjonas

    OJD OJD bitchesss wtf osd? STUPID!

    JONAS > rolling stones?
    hahha

    i LOVE these boysss <333333333333

  • Yvonne

    Oh, shut up! You are always dissing him by calling him Kelvin.

  • :)

    IF THE JONAS BROTHERS WERE AROUND WHEN MUSIC WAS WRITTEN BY THE BEATLES AND ROLLING. THEY WOULD BE LAUGHED AT.
    THAY ARE THE DEFINITION OF SUCK!

  • Anonymous

    lol. i read the full article and think its hilarious how much they whored joe out. and then how many ‘sexual’ references that were made, when at the end up of the day all of them are virgins. the guy must be gay and extremely eager to get in their pants. if all you see in everyhting they do, is the innuendo side of it, then you need to lay off the porn and step into the reality.

  • DALLASjonas

    “Gentle sex lessons, taught by the cutest teacher around(Joe) and his brothers”

    pahahaha gotta LOVE the jonas brothers!!!

    <3333333

  • Anonymous

    I really am getting tired of the Joe Show anymore in the media. Its like Nick has been reduced to a sidekick and some of the articles dont even name Kevin. You Joe girls have it made, but there are those of us out there that like Nick or Kevin more and really are sick of how much everything JB is presented All Joe All The Time. Bash me if you want, but I really do feel badly for Kevin and Nick who work just as hard as Joe to put on a show and make good music.
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    Screw that noise the youngest always gets all the attention and the oldest too. Joe’s the middle child and the best one for once.

  • Sophia

    “anyone notice nick has a nice ass?”

    ___________________
    hahaha. yea

    But omg
    this article is…interesting… ?