Jonas Brother South Park Purity Rings



Jonas Brothers
star on South Park episode The Ring. Full episode under!


  • Anonymous

    21-05
    icantwait.

  • lauren

    i think that it is sooo sad that the only way that show can get people to watch it is to make fun of the few guys on this earth who have morals
    i am going to get my purity ring soon
    i think that it is awesome how they wear them
    and making fun of their love for God was completely retarded
    many more people need to learn from the jonas brothers they could finally have a life that is on track
    but NOOOO people choose to pick on the people who are better then them
    honestly i am like laughing from the stupidity of all of this
    how those peple think that they are going to get to the Jonas Brothers. really people just need to admit that they are better then them
    they are right
    you are wrong
    move on
    and the people who thought of this need to listen to this
    G-R-O-W U-P
    and i don’t care if you like their music or think that they suck
    LEARN FROM THEM
    especially most of the idiots at my school who think that they are better then JB
    they just need to die
    or be like jonas and get all of the girls
    simple
    jonas is better
    accept it

  • Brittany

    Oh gaaaawd. Ugh you guys need lifes.
    REAAAALLLY. This is all an opinion.
    Dont go bringing other people down on their religion and what not. Dont trash talk Kevins girlfriend. and dont call Christians tards. Kaaythanksbye (:

  • Anonymous

    fuck you.

  • cookiemonster

    I love how people assume that all Jonas Brothers fans don’t get that they are sex symbols. Not purposefully but they are. But I’m perfectly okay with that. Haha. JK…maybe!

  • Dumm Blonnd

    HER vocabulary sucks? The only word you’re saying is “Fuck.” And at least she capitalizes when necessary.

  • CEDward_Luver

    That explains so much about the mouse! He kicked Joe’s ass!

    I love JB but this is the best South Park to date.

  • O

    ahahhahahahahaahahhahahahahaha mickey CRACKS me up
    just how he awkwardly chuckles after everything he says bahahaha
    i thought it was hilarious ^.^

  • brazilian girl

    Aww man hahaha! XD)
    that episode was hella funny
    I love JB but it funny (^_^
    Some of the stuff in that cartoon is base of real fact
    Disney is actually using the JB to make money for them buy using sex symbol and
    Lies to their fans in order to keep their image alive

  • Mizzy

    The whole time I was watching this, I kept wondering if the Jonas Brothers were watching it too

  • natalieee

    wow south park. way to be original.

  • ali pattz

    HAHAHAHAHHAHA, i love south park. so much.
    this is such a WIN XD oh and the greatest episode.

    but love jonas though!
    <33333333333333

  • Anonymous

    I can’t belive people found this funny,It was horrible just like every south park episode,

    —————-

    and that my friend, is what makes south park great.
    rude shows like south park are hilarious.
    you just have to have a sense of humor and cant be so easily offended.

  • Anonymous

    hahahahaahaah
    there sooo funny

  • Anonymous

    You make me laugh.

    First of all, my vocabulary does not suck,
    if it sucked I wouldn’t be getting a 90 in English, alright?

    As far Kevin is concerned.. well, I’m sure you don’t know what Kevin is concerned about, so you should’ve said “As far as I’M concerned.”

    Sure, 21 may be old for Disney, but that’s his, and his brothers choice to stay with Disney.

    Also, I love the fact that you call be old when I never addressed my age. For all you know, you could be getting owned by a 12 year old right now. Which, I am not.

    Gay old porn? That sounds like something you’d be enjoying right about now.

    Who said I’m into Disney? I hate the fact that they control their workers. And I hate the fact that whatever they do, has to be approved by Disney.

    I may like the Jonas Brothers, but I also like Metallica.

    You fail.

  • Anonymous

    actually, they got the rings before they even went on disney channel so fuck you :)

  • Anonymous

    HHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

    This is so true.

  • Anonymous

    Aha.
    Thank you. :)

  • Anonymous

    I tink they made fun of disney more the actual jonas brothers. But Micky kicking joe’s ass with hilarious. Can you imagine that in real life? haha

  • Anonymous

    fuckin HILARIOUS!!

  • brazilian girl

    Because you’re the fucking tards who buy into this shit. They were making fun of the fans who think they are so pure. Look at the actual poster for the 3D movie, the sparks flying from the end of the guitar. That is a subliminal message, for those who know their advertising. The guitar is a phalic symbol and the sparks symbolize an orgasm. The hoses during the concert represent them soaking you in fluids. So in all honesty there is much truth in the South Park episode. They are selling you sex without you knowing it. South Park just brought it out in the open.
    ==============
    thank you

  • ali pattz

    HAHAHAHAHHAHA, i love south park. so much.
    this is such a WIN XD oh and the greatest episode.

    but love jonas though!
    <33333333333333

  • simon

    i hate to be rude but kevin you are ugly and old you are embarassing urself

  • http://www.bebo.com/higuys Bethan

    Maybee its just me, but I didnt find this AT ALL funny?
    its Lame, and stupid. But thats my opinion. I think south park is sometimes funny, but i think this was just horrible. by the way Jonas Brothers are TOTALLY GNA GET INVOLVED IN THIS AND THEY ARE GOING TO GET SUED.! hopefully anyways. Not funny at all. Jonas Brothers are nothing but nice to there fans, and they get this well theres going to be trouble here with Disney and Jonas Brothers! CANT WAIT. :)

  • kevinhater

    HER vocabulary sucks? The only word you’re saying is “Fuck.” And at least she capitalizes when necessary.
    —————
    ok look lets call it a truce.i like jonas brothers but i dont like kevin.its my opinion that he is old to be in that band and i consider him responsible for the recent movie results.

  • Anonymous

    … I just stabbed my brother with a fork
    —————
    why would you do that

  • Anonymous

    I’ve not a fan of South Park and now I know why. What trash. Anyway…the Jonas Brothers had been wearing the rings before Disney came along. Why can’t people just back off and let them live their lives?

    I think Hollywood and the media are seriously backwards. Let’s celebrate the teens who have pre-marital sex, do drugs, and go to rehab…but drag the Jonas Brothers through the mud because they have morals. Hmmmm, makes sense to me.

  • kaila

    yeah that was so stupid.

    EXCEPT the part where mickey was flying in the air, lmao

  • Lacy

    hahaha this was sooo bad but yet,
    frikkin funny at the same time! LMAO

    xoxo
    Lacy Anne

  • duh

    Do any fans know any decent jonas brothers website. jonasbrothersfans.com absolutely sux now. I need to find a new one

  • Dumm Blonnd

    No problem. I defend anyone that stands up for m’boy. ;)

  • Anonymous

    lol. such a hilarious episode and like most people have said i really think it was making fun of Disney itself a whole lot more then the boys; they might actually respect the boys but hate how disney whores them out, which they do.

    hahaha. anyway i laughed the entire time. mickey is the most hilarious character. his little laugh after everything he says. “wake up. wake up you prick! haw haw” lol. good stuff.

    granted i will say it sucks that that is the perception a lot of people have towards the whole purity ring and Christian thing. but whatever. i am use to ‘christians have no lives’ jokes. i just find the humor in it and move on. those tend to get a bit lame after a while though.

  • KaiRob

    you stupid fuck your vocabulary sucks.go and check your own words and as far as kevin is concerned he is old trash and 21 is old for disney.millions of kids watch disney not old fucking woman like you.if you wanna watch old gay porn then look some place else other than disney

    ——-

    Dude, Ashley Tisdale was on Disney channel AFTER she was 21?
    Is she old trash?
    You fucking cunt.
    I can’t wait until you turn 21 so you can drink yourself into a freaking coma or something.

  • Stefaie

    oh do you?
    thats weird i wonder if you would still respect it if they were ugly and weren’t
    filthy rich?
    yea thats what i thought.

  • Anonymous

    ‘Kevin’ only had like 2 lines :( haha
    I love how they did parodies of Burnin UP and S.O.S. hahahaha! This was hilarious and I <3 JB.

  • Yvonne

    GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH. KEVIN DID NOT CAUSE THE MOVIE TO DO BAD AND KEVIN HASN’T DONE A DAMN THING TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS HATE. YOU BETTER START HATING JOE WHEN HE TURNS 20 THIS SUMMER OR YOUR PATHETIC EXCUSES OF AGE WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A HYPOCRIT BITCH

  • julie

    Im ashamed of whoever made this crap.

  • Anonymous

    i think that it was funny and it was kinda cool i thik (:

  • Anonymous

    *oops I ment ‘and I love JB’

    haha

  • Dumm Blonnd

    I doubt she’ll wait ’till 21 to drink herself into a coma. xD

  • Jonasluver

    OMJ!
    thats rlly mean that south park would do that!

  • Anonymous

    jonassucks.com is the best website

  • Anonymous

    I’ve not a fan of South Park and now I know why. What trash. Anyway…the Jonas Brothers had been wearing the rings before Disney came along. Why can’t people just back off and let them live their lives?

    I think Hollywood and the media are seriously backwards. Let’s celebrate the teens who have pre-marital sex, do drugs, and go to rehab…but drag the Jonas Brothers through the mud because they have morals. Hmmmm, makes sense to me.

    —————————

    I agree. Like i understand that theyre trying to joke around about it and at times i got some laughs out of it but i dont see why all of the celebs with good morals get picked on. theyre the ones setting a positive example for us and shouldnt be outcasted for it. yay for morals =] haha

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha.
    Noice.

  • Anonymous

    MICKEY MOUSE!!
    ahahahahhahahahahahhaha

  • Dumm Blonnd

    1. Keep your negative opinions to yourself.
    2. He did NOT cause the movie to fail.
    3. I personally believe that there was not ENOUGH Kevin in the movie. ;)

  • Lmfao!

    hahahaha the characters and outfits are like exactly right. but Nick doesn’t play bass though

  • Anonymous

    LMAOOOO
    funny AND true. Disney has been in control since the ’50s, little girls are fucking stupid, christians are retarded, and disney makes money when your ginies tickle!

    South Park rules

  • Jayme

    Jonashq.org is a great website it is better then Jonasbrothersfan.com.

  • Anonymous

    this episode KILLED me
    it was HILARIOUS
    mickey’s laugh….
    huh huh
    haha i loved it..
    :)

    the boys actually look accurate
    and their body language is soo extra.

    people calm down, stop coming on here
    and dissing kevin…
    GET LIVES.
    without him, the band could be a flop.

    and don’t even begin about Christians
    or the Lord will deal with you, how He sees fit.

  • Brittany

    Honestly?? Subliminal messaging?? On mann. You guys are honestly pathetic. All the stuff in South Park are exaggerations. Do you guys read the message before the episodes. No. With the wet foam… holy craap. You guys are extremely ignorant. Its what you take with your sick and twisted mind, and you bring it out to be something disgusting. So dont blame the Jonas Brothers that your a perv. And stop hating on Kevin. How can you guys even call yourself fans when your bashing on him?? you cant. Cause its Jonas hate. One way or the other. In fact lets just stop this bashing altogether. BAHAHA wait I forgot there’s a bunch of little 13 year olds in here that feel the need to. Oh-kay. Well older, respectful, and true JB fans take the higher ground and don’t reply to stupid comments :) kaythanksbye

  • Kayleigh

    Jonashq.org
    is a really really good one
    (:

  • Anonymous

    Mickey kicking Joe’s ass

  • Anonymous

    UGH.. :l

  • Anonymous

    jonashq.org. hands down. love that site.

  • Anonymous

    I’m glad somebody has finally said what we were all thinking.

  • Anonymous

    That wasn’t the full episode btw

  • Anonymous

    I love Joe and visually they captured him in the cartoon. The way he was singing (swoon) dancing and moving even as a cartoon character gave me little ‘tingles’ too.

    I didn’t like the general poking fun at purity rings though, because I believe these good Christian boys have purity rings for themselves and their family, not for Disney. At least, like most of South Park shows, the reall message/truth proves at the end–Kenny dies of a communicable disease. Not a good thing. Purity rings…good things for today’s young people.

    LOVE THE JO BROS!

  • Yvonne

    i changed my mind kevinhater i think you are right kevin is a old ugly bastard

  • Anonymous

    granted at first i was offended by the whole ‘christians are retarded’ bit but i think again it goes back to Disney, not necessarily they’re person views. like trying to say, Disney plays on the fact at how they think Christians are naive and what not (false by the way). So by ‘putting a purity ring’ on someone, they can then do whatever they want. now obviously if you are a fan of the boys, you know they have had the rings before Disney, and i think before they officially made themselves a band. but whatever. thats how i took it, even though there are people who really do feel that way. eh. nothing we can do about. i dont judge others and i would hope they dont automatically judge me simply because i call myself a christian.

  • yaya

    oh man im sry but i though that was the funniest thing every. its messed up but so funny. lol. and i couldnt help but laugh everytime mickey did his lil laugh cause really does that all the time.

  • Anonymous

    Lmao thats was funny!
    I dont get the whole purity ring thing because i dont dget how not having sex till you married makes you ‘pure’?!?! People make out like sex is a bad thing but its just a part of life that will happen at some point!!!

  • Tiffanyy

    I wear a purity ring. I see nothing wrong with
    wearing one. I think that its a good thing
    to wear them. A kid would not have as good
    as a childhood as for someone who has
    both parents already married and happily
    together rather than having a child at a
    young age, with a father that is not
    commited to the child and mother. I respect
    the Jonas Brothers wearing purity rings.
    Their real gentlemen and have respect women.
    And everyone goes through break-ups. Whether
    the other person takes it the wrong way.

  • Anonymous

    jonasaregay.com

  • Anonymous

    Actually, I was annoyed with cartoon Kev and cartoon Nick for just standing there watching their other Joe Bro be attacked. Dayum.

  • Anonymous

    Because he was sick,
    and come into my room,
    and started breathing heavily..
    then i told him to go away because he was pissing me off,
    and he was like “HAHAHAH, NO!” *breathes even harder*

    Then I said if he didn’t go away, i’d stab him with a fork..
    because that was the closet thing to me,
    then he said “HAHHA, NO YOU WON’TTT!” *breathes on my neck*

    .. so i stabbed him, and he ran into my door and almost broke it, and screamed at me, and spat on me while screaming..

    he’s 18, and is not mentally challenged. He’s just immature.

  • Anonymous

    Because you’re the fucking tards who buy into this shit. They were making fun of the fans who think they are so pure. Look at the actual poster for the 3D movie, the sparks flying from the end of the guitar. That is a subliminal message, for those who know their advertising. The guitar is a phalic symbol and the sparks symbolize an orgasm. The hoses during the concert represent them soaking you in fluids. So in all honesty there is much truth in the South Park episode. They are selling you sex without you knowing it. South Park just brought it out in the open.

  • Anonymous

    vote for miley at http://www.kidschoiceawards.com for best actress, best voice in an animated movie, best female singer, best show/hannah montana, best animated movie/bolt)

  • maria fernanda

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo se burlen de la gente primero burlense de ustedes mismo xq a ellos no ai q burlarle nada por q ello son perfectos y ustedes tienen envidia x ellos

  • Anonymous

    LOL. mickey is such a genius character.

  • Yvonne

    KEVIN IS PATHETIC HE NEEDS TO GO

  • monique

    LMFAOOO
    mickeys laughing while hes beating joe..that is so freaking hilarious.
    his little laugh “ha ha”

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Heck, I’m 13 and I believe this subliminal shit is way out of hand. Arrogant little bitches can make anyone or anything look bad…

  • Anonymous

    some of it was funny.
    some was too over the top.
    but, still.
    some people are freakin’ out over it.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Poser. -_-

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Why do people make such a huge deal on those purity rings IT’S SYMBOLIC! seriously,haha but this was funny even though I hate south park It’s a racist show and It’s full of cursing! but still It was funny.

  • Brittany

    Because you’re the fucking tards who buy into this shit. They were making fun of the fans who think they are so pure. Look at the actual poster for the 3D movie, the sparks flying from the end of the guitar. That is a subliminal message, for those who know their advertising. The guitar is a phalic symbol and the sparks symbolize an orgasm. The hoses during the concert represent them soaking you in fluids. So in all honesty there is much truth in the South Park episode. They are selling you sex without you knowing it. South Park just brought it out in the open.
    ________________________________________
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ummm do you like a have a book on this. wtf? Bahaha your duuuumb. Oh and the stage.. yeaa that represents a bed. My gooodness, get a life and stop trying to make everything in this world perverted. Jeeeez, people these days be creepin. lol. i love joe jonas :)

  • Anonymous

    “Go make me some goddamn money”

  • anonymous

    ugg this is why I dont watch shows like this because I dont like the kind of humor they have to offer. I am PROUD of the JONAS BROTHERS for wearing purity rings and they have even said that the whole purity rings are more than just purity rings to them, to them its a promise to stay gentleman and remember their values. And if you dont respect that you must have werid taste in men. The Jonas Brothers are an amazing band. They were before Disney and they are now. Disney maybe their company but the havent changed because of it they are still the funny, cute, likeable, talented boys we have come to know and love. I LOVE JONAS! FORGET SHOWS LIKE THIS! : )! Peace LOVE JONAS! <3

  • Jocelyne

    i was seriously dying haha

    this was the best episode (and I love JB!)

    the best was the white foam part, I didn’t realize it during the concert but it is just like Sigmund Freud pops into your head!

  • Anonymous

    May I direct you to my previous comment which I made to Kevinhater?

    Please read it.

  • Anonymous

    (1) I respect them for their purity rings too.

    (2) The part where the mouse goes crazy on Joe – I hated that. Really seemed stupid, violent and just overall made me uneasy.

  • Anonymous

    I wear a purity ring. I see nothing wrong with
    wearing one. I think that its a good thing
    to wear them. A kid would not have as good
    as a childhood as for someone who has
    both parents already married and happily
    together rather than having a child at a
    young age, with a father that is not
    commited to the child and mother. I respect
    the Jonas Brothers wearing purity rings.
    Their real gentlemen and have respect women.
    And everyone goes through break-ups. Whether
    the other person takes it the wrong way.

    —-

    wow. your going to step on a few toes with that one.

    “A kid would not have as good
    as a childhood as for someone who has
    both parents already married and happily
    together rather than having a child at a
    young age, with a father that is not
    commited to the child and mother.”

    im going to pretend you are really young or something. yes having a mother and a father in the childs life is ideal, but you can’t really say they won’t have as good a childhood. a single parent that is devoted to her child could provide a better household then two parents who could care less. that was kind of an ignorant statement to make. i get what you meant by it, but yea, you might have wanted to word it differently or something.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    i agree with Yvonne kevin is old gay porn artist

  • Lisa Lisa

    Thank goodness someone uploaded the episode! I would have to wait until almost seven months from now to see it here on MTV. I hate, hate Disney since they are so controlling and money hungry. It’s true folks, and the JB would get way more respect if they weren’t being pimped out by Disney. They do sell sex, can’t you see by the comments on OceanUP? Most of you fans go in a frenzy when they guys have their shirts off or you post “Fuck me Nick/Joe” everywhere. It’s just a repeat of the past, think about it. Britney Spears and N*SYNC did it.

    I wish America was more comfortable with sexuality, purity rings are the biggest deal over there. Sex is not bad, folks. I can understand waiting to find someone to do that with, that you love with all your heart and been with for a long time, even until marriage.. Because sex is better with someone you love dearly. And sex is necessary in a healthy, normal life!

    BTW, I hate Mickey. Goofy rules, and he’s the only Disney character we know isn’t a virgin (he had his son Max, remember? LOL).

  • Anonymous

    Bullshit Tiffany. My parents were both loving had taught me right from wrong. I lost my virginity when I was 18 and it was with somebody I loved. The problem with the purity rings and studies show this…people who abstain from sexual activity are less likely to be properly educated on protection against STDs, AIDS and pregancy. I am now 20, my best friend had a baby when she was 17. Both the parents are happily married and are great parents, so your post is a failure. And you don’t know what these boys are like when the camera is following them around. You don’t live with them, you don’t know if its all an act. Famous people are good at portraying themselves as pure and innocent in front of the camera and leading a whole different life behind.

  • Yvonne

    WTF is up with all the Kevin hate in here? You are a bunch of bitches period!

  • Anonymous

    The whole bit about them selling sex is so true. The Jonas Brothers ARE selling sex but it’s not in an overt way like with other artists. It’s on a much more subliminal level and a lot of the fans are fairly young so they don’t necessarily pick up on it. I’m a Jonas fan so don’t get me wrong I love those boys but c’mon…sex sells especially when it comes to boy bands.. Even subliminal. It’s there. Whether the little ten year olds who fawn over them see it or not. That said, I am a jonas brothers fan but I’m def. old enough to notice all the marketing schemes and stuff they use.

  • Melissa Jonas

    i love them so much but this was just hilarious!!
    haha
    can’t you people just take a joke?
    south park makes fun of a lot of celebrities.
    you just have to have a sense of humor to find it funny.
    :D

  • Anonymous

    that part of mickey hurting joe was horrible.

  • Yvonne

    Now I know your a braindead infant cause NO ONE on Ocean would believe I would EVER say that about Kevin.

  • Anonymous

    Lmao,
    I’m assuming this is all Kevinhater, that is posing as everyone else.

    Which is why I kept my name Anonymous. ;)

  • Maggie Jonas

    wow i started crying when they beat jow up. im not watching this it pisses me off.

    i dont care if its a fucking cartoon! you dont treat joe or ANY of them like that

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    It wasn’t,I found that part totally violent and unnecessary.

  • Shelby

    Im sorry but I can’t stand shows like that.
    They’re just…hateful…crude humor.

    I love that they wanna wait until marriage!
    It’s what God asks us all to do & how many teenagers…boys especially say they’re not gonna have sex before that?
    LOVE THEM. :)

  • Anonymous

    Couln’t have said it better myself!

  • KaiRob

    kevin is old

  • casey – jb = p o n a g e e

    i knew they were gonna make fun of them
    but we shouldnt take it to heart to much
    what would they do -promote them?

    & actually im pretty amused they made fun of Disney more
    than them, (& they included Kevy a lot more!)
    though,i think the purity are a great symbol which they had BEFORE Disney

    but yeah.. that was interesting

  • Shelby

    I understand what yall are saying…but

    Im sorry but I can’t stand shows like that.
    They’re just…hateful…crude humor.

    I love that they wanna wait until marriage!
    It’s what God asks us all to do & how many teenagers…boys especially say they’re not gonna have sex before that?
    LOVE THEM.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    She’s not saying in EVERY case it turns out bad, just most of the time.

  • Anonymous

    Bullshit Tiffany. My parents were both loving had taught me right from wrong. I lost my virginity when I was 18 and it was with somebody I loved. The problem with the purity rings and studies show this…people who abstain from sexual activity are less likely to be properly educated on protection against STDs, AIDS and pregancy. I am now 20, my best friend had a baby when she was 17. Both the parents are happily married and are great parents, so your post is a failure. And you don’t know what these boys are like when the camera is following them around. You don’t live with them, you don’t know if its all an act. Famous people are good at portraying themselves as pure and innocent in front of the camera and leading a whole different life behind.
    —-

    those studies do absolutely nothing because they can not test a large enough population. think about it if studies already show only about 5% of people even do the abstaining thing, it is going to be a whole lot easier to get a proportion of people who are ‘uneduated about protection’ then it is a the other 95%. its pretty obvious in either category there are going to be people who are ‘uneduated.’ to say that one category is more likely then the other is ridiculous because no study can prove that. we all live in this world, we all get our sex ed. there is no “problem” with a purity ring. it is each person decision. if they want to go off and do something stupid like no protecting themselves that is there issue. wearing a purity ring does not make you oblivious to the world around you.

  • kevinhater

    WTF is up with all the Kevin hate in here? You are a bunch of bitches period!
    —————-
    kevin is old,ugly and takes marjuiana so he needs to get out of the band and he is not dating anybody pretty because he is fugly

  • akldkja

    hahahaha this is so funny.
    i wish i had an episode of south park dedicated to me
    ah

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Uggh stop with the fucking subliminal marketing and purity rings thing! Everyone knows what it is about they failed in their first try so they had to somethimng great something more than good singles,so probably their manager made the decision of the purity rings thing,and they needed and wanted this upcoming fame so they accepted to wear them,so they could sell an amazing image and parents would be okay with th fact of teens liking them,then they obviously promoted and It was a succesfull thing to do, but then they realized they wanted to maybe who knows,have sex,so now they twisted it! there are not subliminal sex marketing messages behing people are really fuckd up! they did the white thing in their concert for fun!!,and yes It’s contradicting that they wear purity rings since their fans want to fuck them and they are sex symbols for teens but they are not promoting sex or sending subliminal dirty messages to fans,you people need to get on your business,they do great music,they seem to like it and they love fans so people need to focus on that and leave them alone.
    These things are the reasons why jb may regret being even famous.

  • Yvonne

    Now your crossing the line little fucker. Dont go trashing Danielle. She is VERY gorgeous, just like Kevin. Got to hell!

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Awww. :)
    That was nice of you to say. :)

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Take that back bitch!

  • Anonymous

    lol you are so disney.

  • shelle

    first of all that episode was hillarious are far too true
    they are selling sex, name me one celebrity that isnt

    also the whole purity ring thing is a cop out
    you dont need to wear a stupid ring to make a promise to yourself
    its all publicity

    FUCK THE JONAS BROTHERS
    :D

  • justine

    http://www.jbmusiconredbull.com is ggod and oceanup.com

  • Dumm Blonnd

    STOP FUCKING POSING AS ME AND YVONNE.

  • Isabella.

    i think that it is sooo sad that the only way that show can get people to watch it is to make fun of the few guys on this earth who have morals
    i am going to get my purity ring soon
    i think that it is awesome how they wear them
    and making fun of their love for God was completely retarded
    many more people need to learn from the jonas brothers they could finally have a life that is on track
    but NOOOO people choose to pick on the people who are better then them
    honestly i am like laughing from the stupidity of all of this
    how those peple think that they are going to get to the Jonas Brothers. really people just need to admit that they are better then them
    they are right
    you are wrong
    move on
    and the people who thought of this need to listen to this
    G-R-O-W U-P
    and i don’t care if you like their music or think that they suck
    LEARN FROM THEM
    especially most of the idiots at my school who think that they are better then JB
    they just need to die
    or be like jonas and get all of the girls
    simple
    jonas is better
    accept it
    __________
    are you saying that jonas brothers are better than everyone? you’re contradicting your self. there are SOOO many musicians who are WAY better than them. Oh and acting? Don’t even get me started. They don’t even deserve to have a show. Seriously let people who can actually act and actaully dreamed of being actors/actresses all their life have the chance to have a show. pisses me off.

    And everyone, please stop going physco because they dissed your precious boys.It’s south park? What the hell did you think you were watching….

  • Anonymous

    this was hilarious.
    so fuckingggggg hilarious

  • Anonymous

    Leave the jonas brothers the fuck alone.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    I know. :(

  • CaptinCrunchRokcs

    kevin is old,ugly and takes marjuiana so he needs to get out of the band and he is not dating anybody pretty because he is fugly
    ———
    wtf chill with the kevin hate Kevin is not ugly and Danielle is pretty so chill the fuck and if he wasn’t in the band their woould be no jb!!!!Got fuck off hater

  • Anonymous

    TOTALLY AGREED!!

  • kevinhater

    i changed my mind i love kevin, he’s the most talented one in the group, has the best personality. and is definitely not old, ugly, and should stay in the band, with his brothers.

  • Anonymous

    haha,lol

  • kim

    i hate this. they aren’t stupid. wow..

  • Anonymous

    Lmao thats was funny!
    I dont get the whole purity ring thing because i dont dget how not having sex till you married makes you ‘pure’?!?! People make out like sex is a bad thing but its just a part of life that will happen at some point!!!

    its just an expression. it could mean something different for everyone. everyone thinks they can define what a purity ring means, but they can’t because its a personal thing. so its definition is what it means to you.

  • Anonymous

    lol. that entire rant was you contradicting yourself. funny.

  • Anonymous

    HOW MANY OF YOU ARE VIRGINS AND ARE AT LEAST THE AGE OF 18 AND OVER

  • Anonymous

    I can’t belive people found this funny,It was horrible just like every south park episode,

  • kevinhater

    fuck you bitch.kevin is a sick ugly bastard

  • anonymous

    kevin is even uglier in cartoon form

    ———————————

    SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  • Anonymous

    i thought you were like their biggest fan. they had the rings before they were even a band. get with it.

  • Anonymous

    trey parker and matt stone.

  • Kevinhater

    Kevin is the reason I wake up in the morning. The Jonas Brothers would fail if it weren’t for Kevin.

  • mikaela

    just so people are aware, the jonas brothers have had purity rings since before they were signed to Disney

    So don’t go saying they’re only wearing the rings because Disney is making them and it’s a good way to promote the band, because it was their own choice to do this before they even became famous.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    kevinhater stop posing as me.i accept that kevin is a old and he should go

  • Nadine

    ur a fucking bitch ur probably uglier than kevin thats why u have to say these kind of rude things.

    u should go look in the mirror b4 u start talking shit to any1 else.

    put that in ur cornhole bitch.

    with love-
    Nadine

  • kaila

    oh hell no, this was freaking stupid.

    >|

  • Anonymous

    I got bored after the first 47 seconds..
    So I don’t really have an opinion of it.

  • katee.

    i was pretty much crying from laughing so hard.
    mickey mouse and the boss. epic. that was hilarious.

    “i got a ring on my finger to remind me what i cannot dooo. bayyy baayyy.”

    bahahahahaah. south park. you win at life.

  • Anonymous

    I AGREE WITH CAROLINA!!
    about the purity rings.

  • Anonymous

    dude, shut up.

  • Nadine

    kevinhater i agree kevin should leave the band like right now.
    with hate-
    Nadine

  • Nadine

    i soooo totally agree wit u. jonas brothers will so totally fail without kevin

  • Anonymous

    kevin is old,ugly and takes marjuiana so he needs to get out of the band and he is not dating anybody pretty because he is fugly

    ——————————-

    You’re a schupid skunt,
    Since when is 21 old?
    21 is the age where you can do whatever you want,
    it’s the legal age in the US.
    I love the fact that you call him ugly when you’re probably way more hideous than you think you are.
    Which is why you’ll grow alone, with a cat.
    Are you high right now?
    Because that’s probably one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.
    “He takes marijuana”
    Also, you didn’t even spell it right.
    So I amuse you’re probably one of those 14 year olds who have no life and are just getting past in school, with no girlfriend/boyfriend, and are ashamed about your own appearance so you have to put other people down, am I in the ball park?
    Of course I am.
    Get out of band?
    It’s a fucking brothers band, you bleddy rass.
    “He’s not dating anyone pretty because he is fulgy”
    Everyone has didn’t interests on what they look for in a man or woman, or clearly yours is different from his.
    Also, no one uses the word fulgy anymore.
    You fucking teenie.
    Go do your homework.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Stop it. -.-

  • Anonymous

    I love how all this turned into some immature game.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Look who’s talking! Anyone that talks shit about a very successful man has to have a shitty life.

  • Anonymous

    this is dumb. south park isnt funny.

    & stop the freakin kevin hate.
    if you thinks kevin ugly.
    ur blind or u must be ugly.

  • kevinhater

    i’m gonna marry kevin jonas. :D
    he’s so cute, and has great talent.

  • Anonymous

    aw poor Joe haha
    kay it was funny at first, I’ll give it credit for that.
    but Mickey mouse sowould not do that. a little cruel guys.

  • Anonymous

    different*

  • xoWelcomeToMyLifeox

    saw this last night!!!! I’m glad they were making more fun of Disney than JB, but I agree about that part where Disney was kinda making them wear the rings, but, I don’t think they’re really MAKING them, I just think HONESTLY, they’re not ‘pure’ anymore, they’re just wearing them to try to set a good example

  • Yvonne

    TY Anonymous for that spot-on assesment

  • Dumm Blonnd

    My hero. :)

  • Anonymous

    haha two of my favourite things jonas brothers and south park! XD
    great episode!

  • the real kevinhater

    k guys it was fun chatting with you now i have got to go so you can continue your chat byyyeee

  • Yvonne

    Preach it sister! Amen DB!

  • kevinhater

    Look who’s talking! Anyone that talks shit about a very successful man has to have a shitty life.
    ——————-
    hes not successful hes just using his brothers talent.and trust me frankie is gonna replace him soon

  • cookiemonster

    I’m a huge JB fan and a Christian but I found that funny. If that episode offends the Jonas Brothers, I’m sorry but it wasn’t really a big deal. They’re has been worse said and it was comical. I believe that they will be able to see the humor in it.

  • Brittany

    Oh jeeez!! Bahahaha!
    lmao :D This episode was friggin funnnny (:
    I was laughing so hard that my mom came into my room like what the hell is the matter with you? lol
    I love them to death, but mann south park…
    “Go make me some goddamn money” ahaa
    so truee :D

  • mell

    i love themmm first

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Yeah. :'(

  • Anonymous

    kevin is even uglier in cartoon form

  • Jade

    Ok, seriously everyone needs to chill out. If someone decides to have sex in a relationship that is their business. And if someone decides to wear a purity ring, that is their business. Not for anyone else to decide or judge. I personally believe in waiting until marriage but that is MY choice. If you manage to sleep with someone before marriage and you guys are in love and the relationship is safe, that is your business. God is NOT going to strike you dead, and you won’t burn in hell for it. Someone who waits IS NOT better than someone who doesn’t. My parents were new to Christianity and they pushed a bunch of un-realistic views down my sisters throat and she ended up getting pregnant at 18. The episode, in my opinion, was spot on. I was laughing to the point of tears, seriously. When Mickey kicked Joe’s ass and was yelling at him to get the fuck up, that made my life. By not selling sex, they ARE actually selling sex. Like the boys not being able to comment on their personal life, it’s because they want you guys to think you actually have a chance with them, so you will go the concerts or buy tickets to the meet and greets. The chances of them actually seeing you and fall in love with you are slim to non. Clearily, South Park did their research and it showed, it really did. I nodded most of the time, agreeing with almost everything. The Jonas Brothers can now say they have their own South Park episode and when they got older, they will probably laugh too.

  • Anonymous

    HOW MANY OF YOU ARE VIRGINS AND ARE AT LEAST THE AGE OF 18 AND OVER

    i am 18 and perfectly content in my decision. it just that, MY decision. i do not judge other people for their decisions so i do not understand why MY decision needs to be judged by everyone else. i didn’t make my decision because i was to be some good little girl. my decision is grounded in a whole lot more then that.

    i honestly do not understand why people make such a big deal about it either way. i dont care how people handle their lives so i do not see why people need to care so much how i handle mine.

    i know girls who were raped at a younger age and vowed not to have sex again until they were married. why? because the next they go through that again they want it to be with someone they absolutely love and are fully committed to in every way. are you going to tell that person she is silly for her decision too?

  • Mel

    I loveJonas.
    Mel was first.

  • Anonymous

    aha, mickey mouse! i did NOT see that one coming! (;

  • kevinhater

    You’re a schupid skunt,
    Since when is 21 old?
    21 is the age where you can do whatever you want,
    it’s the legal age in the US.
    I love the fact that you call him ugly when you’re probably way more hideous than you think you are.
    Which is why you’ll grow alone, with a cat.
    Are you high right now?
    Because that’s probably one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.
    “He takes marijuana”
    Also, you didn’t even spell it right.
    So I amuse you’re probably one of those 14 year olds who have no life and are just getting past in school, with no girlfriend/boyfriend, and are ashamed about your own appearance so you have to put other people down, am I in the ball park?
    Of course I am.
    Get out of band?
    It’s a fucking brothers band, you bleddy rass.
    “He’s not dating anyone pretty because he is fulgy”
    Everyone has didn’t interests on what they look for in a man or woman, or clearly yours is different from his.
    Also, no one uses the word fulgy anymore.
    You fucking teenie.
    Go do your homework.
    —————–
    you stupid fuck your vocabulary sucks.go and check your own words and as far as kevin is concerned he is old trash and 21 is old for disney.millions of kids watch disney not old fucking woman like you.if you wanna watch old gay porn then look some place else other than disney

  • mimi

    I’m a huge JB fan and a Christian but I found that funny. If that episode offends the Jonas Brothers, I’m sorry but it wasn’t really a big deal. They’re has been worse said and it was comical. I believe that they will be able to see the humor in it.
    ——————
    yeah! i think the jonas probably laught at it! probably the guys said joe they beat you up hahah! but i think the guys have a great sense of humor and would laught about it. well is true a lot of their fans like them for their looks not all of them i dont like them for their looks i like them for their music. but the majority of their fans is like you are so hot, i want to marry you is pathetic you dont even know them how you know you are compatible with their personality. NObody knows how they really are in person how can some girls say marry is just plain dumb! and is sad because some of their songs are really good they should pay more attention to their music! i just love i cant have,sorry and when you look me in the eyes,hello beautiful,hold on,those song have deep inpact but another favorite is a little bit longer because i have diabetes too and is true the doctor are never sure and you feel like you have no control over your health and i really tought to deal with it sometimes! i like the way nick handle it! he seems responsible on his diabetes. but some fans are like you hot this that blah blah blah! please focus on the music!

  • Yvonne

    I FUCKING HATE YOU MORE THAN I EVER DID PRESIDENT BUSH YOU BITCH. I HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE YOU YOU DAMN BITCH!

  • Ally
  • Anonymous

    … I just stabbed my brother with a fork.

  • xxJadexx

    i respect them SO much for having those purity rings
    —————
    me too =]]

  • Anonymous

    i saw this last night
    oh gosh was it funny, even though im a huge fan of JB
    southpark is the best show everrrrr

  • kevinhater

    I FUCKING HATE YOU MORE THAN I EVER DID PRESIDENT BUSH YOU BITCH. I HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE YOU YOU DAMN BITCH!
    ———————-
    well i am president bush

  • Anonymous

    Kevin may be the “ugliest” Jonas (which I don’t think, btw) and he does seem like quite the pussy, but he’s the only one I can tolerate. I’d take him over the other two any day.

  • danielle

    ARE U KIDDING IM MEAN SOO WHAT IF THEY WERE PURITY RINGS IT DOSENT MATTER AND EVERY ONE MAKES A BIG DEAL OUT OF ITT…I LOVE JB<3

  • Anonymous

    lmao

  • Sadiezz

    Loved the episode.

    LMFAO@ Mickey kicking Joe’s ass.
    Priceless.

  • Anonymous

    is so funny i saw it
    some things are not true
    cant wait until
    the mouse beats the crap out of comedy central

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Kevin is probably 100000000x more talented than you.

  • sheilla

    laaaaaaaame

  • Anonymous

    ….
    i respect them SO much for having those purity rings

  • Anonymous

    okayy so this was funny but some parts were a little too overboard

  • CHRISTINA B.

    now go out there and make me some goddamn money! :)

  • Anonymous

    ayy como insultan a los jonas ach!!