Jonas Brothers CRACKED interview excepts: So, do you guys like movies? Nick: Yeah. They’re pretty good. Joe: Heh, OK. Sure. I like movies. Kevin: Yes.
Aren’t parents lame? Nick: Sometimes, sure. But you know, they’re just looking out for us. Kevin, will you have sex with me? Publicist: Don’t answer that. I’m sorry, that was impolite. Will any of you have sex with me?
Publicist to interviewer: Before this interview, what did I specifically request you not to ask about? Interviewer: Having sex, wasn’t on the list of things we weren’t supposed to ask. Let’s try a different tack. What do you do in your spare time?
Nick: The usual stuff, you know. Play sports. Video games. Talk to friends
online. What is your favorite color? Joe: Blue. Nick: Red. Kevin: Yellow.
What kind of girls do you guys like to date? Joe: I like shy girls. Nick: I like creative girls. Artistic ones. Musicians. Kevin: I like ones that look like me. -sighs- I like sporty girls.
Would you like to see my collection of edged weapons? Joe: -impossibly long pause- Like knives? No, not really. Obviously knives! Swords, glaives, halbreds. Nick: Yeah, uh, no thanks. Kevin: Actually I kind of would like to see them.
Your haircuts are appalling. Some say you look like the love children of Bob Dylan and a low quality carpet. My question is, how many times have you had sex with Mick Jagger? Kevin: Zero. Nick: None. Joe: Nope, me neither.
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