Jonas Brothers CRACKED INTERVIEW

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Jonas Brothers CRACKED interview excepts: So, do you guys like movies? Nick: Yeah. They’re pretty good. Joe: Heh, OK. Sure. I like movies. Kevin: Yes.

Aren’t parents lame? Nick: Sometimes, sure. But you know, they’re just looking out for us. Kevin, will you have sex with me? Publicist: Don’t answer that. I’m sorry, that was impolite. Will any of you have sex with me?

Publicist to interviewer: Before this interview, what did I specifically request you not to ask about? Interviewer: Having sex, wasn’t on the list of things we weren’t supposed to ask. Let’s try a different tack. What do you do in your spare time?

Nick: The usual stuff, you know. Play sports. Video games. Talk to friends
online.
What is your favorite color? Joe: Blue. Nick: Red. Kevin: Yellow.

What kind of girls do you guys like to date? Joe: I like shy girls. Nick: I like creative girls. Artistic ones. Musicians. Kevin: I like ones that look like me. -sighs- I like sporty girls.

Would you like to see my collection of edged weapons? Joe: -impossibly long pause- Like knives? No, not really. Obviously knives! Swords, glaives, halbreds. Nick: Yeah, uh, no thanks. Kevin: Actually I kind of would like to see them.

Your haircuts are appalling. Some say you look like the love children of Bob Dylan and a low quality carpet. My question is, how many times have you had sex with Mick Jagger? Kevin: Zero. Nick: None. Joe: Nope, me neither.

DISCLAIMER: This article might not be real..

  • Anonymous

    WTF???
    I was laughing for like 10 minutes lol, then I read the rest. It’s really lame to post fake shit, OceanUp.

  • Anonymous

    hahaaaaaa

  • AMBER JONAS!!

    ahahaha!
    that was funny!
    i wish it was on video!!
    ahaha the interviewer ahaha that was amazing!!

    how awkward was that!!
    ahahahahaha!!!

    this is really funny!

  • lauren

    i realllllllllllllly wish that was real :)

  • b.davisss

    HAHHHhhhHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
    BEST INTERVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THAT WAS SOOO FUNNNYYYYYY

    KEVIN: ACTUALLY I WOULD KINDA WANNA SEE THEM HAHAHAHHAHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAHHEHEHEHAMWHWHHAHHA

  • alliegator.(:

    what the heck?
    is this a joke?
    i mean, i laughed.
    but i would love to see their faces.
    and their publicist, uhm…
    HAHAHAHA, wow.
    ——
    jay kay, before i get hate, saying “stupid ass read the thing…” i was kidding.
    i dont get the point in this interview,
    but i laughed…
    just cuz i would love to see their faces if these questions were asked.

  • Anonymous

    actually this IS NOT FAKE.. haha cracked is full of readers that are like btwn 18-35 so they just asked questions accordingly to their readers, and they wanted to get deeper and really get to know the brothers.. but you know… Gabi *theyre publcist* was all no no no

  • Anonymous

    you guys are so stupid. cracked is a JOKE sitee..making up fake interviews is one of the things they do. its hilarious tho but dont take it seriously..they did this with miley and everyone elsee..its just made up and for jokes

  • Anonymous

    actually this IS NOT FAKE.. haha cracked is full of readers that are like btwn 18-35 so they just asked questions accordingly to their readers, and they wanted to get deeper and really get to know the brothers.. but you know… Gabi *theyre publcist* was all no no no

    ———————-

    its a joke site.. the interview was a joke. they do that to every celeb

  • Anonymous

    i realllllllllllllly wish that was real :)

    00000000000000000

    me too!!

  • Anonymous

    Bahaha,
    Kevin will you have sex with me? XD
    I’d be too EMBARRASSED to ask a question like that.
    ANd then the publicist is like “Don’t answer that.” XD

  • Anonymous

    May be fake but seriously funny.

  • Anonymous

    THIS INTERVIEW WAS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE AND NOT DISRESPECTFUL

    do yall wanna know what IS disrespectful!?

    THE JONAS BROTHERS GOING TO PEREZ HILTONS BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! EVEN THOUGH HE TALKS SOOO MUCH SHIT ON THEIR “FRIEND” MILEY
    ———————
    yeah,they disappointed me big time with that. so much for always having her back,huh?

  • Anonymous

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Anonymous

    hahahahaha the most amazing interview ever and I dont even like the jonas kids

  • Anonymous

    that is soo not true hahahaha NICK RED? HUH?

  • CDK

    i don’t know which was funnier this interview or the review I read for their movie where the critic at the end told them to “rot in hell” :D

  • Mrs. Joe Jonas

    I think this is fake but it’s pretty funny. lol

  • Anonymous

    hahahh lmao.

    i love the boys and im a huge fan, but regardless if this was real or not im laughing my ass off haha

  • Erin

    I love it.
    hahahah.
    I still love the guys though.

  • beccaa?

    &&&&& that interveiwer is my HERO (:
    “Dignity” – Hilary Duff

  • Shanze Zar

    hahahaa.
    no guys, this is fake.
    they make up fake interviews.
    fake, no matter how hilarious this was
    HAHAHHAHA.

  • Anonymous

    Its so obviously a fake, but Kevin looks pretty good in that picture. When was that taken?

  • marianchik

    really oceanup. is this the besty material you can get? you cant post a normal interview. so you post this shiz

  • beccaa?

    lmao

  • Anonymous

    obviously fake. :)

    .

    dead give-away: kevin’s favorite color is green. hPr

  • gsldhkjjdkhfg

    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    if this is real, i will pee my pants, and if its not, i will still laugh just as hard!

  • Melissa

    What a great April Fool’s joke.
    Congrats Oceanup…for making my night!
    :]

  • Anonymous

    It was only so long that we here at Cracked could keep ignoring the growing phenomena surrounding the Jonas Brothers. Even though our audience is primarily composed of 18-35 year old carpet installers, the Jonas Brothers have become so omnipresent over the past year or so that even our readership has become dimly aware of them. The problem is, most interviews with the brothers thus far have stayed within the predictable lines of teen magazine journalism, e.g, “What’s your favorite color?”; “Do you like dancing?” and “Will you have sex with me?” Because Cracked readers already know who wants to have sex with them (no one) these interviews end up feeling pretty hollow. To correct that, and to try to get to know the brothers behind the Brothers, all the columnists got together and brainstormed up a hard hitting, iron-fisted, dragon punching, unbreakable combo of questions to ask the trio. What follows is a transcript of our interview.

    Bucholz: Hi, is this Gail? It’s Chris from Cracked.
    Gail, the Jonas Brothers publicist: Hi Chris. I’m here with the boys.
    Bucholz: Great. I’m here with our whole team. We’ve been staring at a picture of Barbara Walters for like 20 minutes straight now, and are just super psyched up in interview mode. Raring to go.
    Gail: That’s great. Can we get started? We’ve got eight more of these to get through today.
    Bucholz: Yes. Absolutely. OK. I’ll kick things off here. Do you guys like movies?
    Nick: Yeah. They’re pretty good.
    Joe: Heh, OK. Sure. I like movies.
    Kevin: Yes.
    Bucholz: -scribbling madly- Awesome, awesome stuff. Next question: Aren’t parents lame?
    Nick: Sometimes, sure. But you know, they’re just looking out for us.
    Bucholz: I agree with you 100 percent. Wow. This is going really well. OK. Dan, you had something?
    DOB: This one’s for Kevin. Will you have sex with me?
    Gail: Don’t answer that.
    DOB: I’m sorry, that was impolite. Will any of you have sex with me?
    Gail: Chris, before this interview, what did I specifically request you guys not to ask about?
    Bucholz: Dan, you’re not even gay.
    DOB: -whispering- But they don’t know that. I’m going undercover here jackass, to get the real dirt.
    Bucholz: I’m sorry, Gail. This was totally my fault. I’ll move the phone a little further away from him.
    DOB: -shouting- What about just some heavy petting?
    Bucholz: Did you hear that?
    Gail: Yes we did.
    Bucholz: And you’re not going to answer it?
    Gail: No we are not.
    Bucholz: Because the prospect of having Dan getting nasty all over you, without having sex, wasn’t on the list of things we weren’t supposed to ask.
    Gail: Can we move on?
    Bucholz: I tried buddy. -makes note- OK. Let’s try a different tack. What do you guys do in your spare time?
    Nick: The usual stuff, you know. Play sports. Play video
    games. Talk to friends online.
    Bucholz: That’s amazing. Just like regular people. OK, Swaim, you got one?
    Swaim: What’s your favorite color… -long pause-
    Joe: Blue.
    Nick: Red.
    Kevin: Yellow.
    Swaim: …of prostitute? Mine’s gray.
    Gail: Chris…
    Bucholz: I’m sorry Gail. We’re getting the paint in here tested for lead really soon, I promise. Let me rephrase that; what kind of girls do you guys like to date?
    Joe: I like shy girls.
    Nick: I like creative girls. Artistic ones. Musicians.
    Kevin: I like ones that look like me.
    Gail: -hissing-
    Kevin: -sighs- I like sporty girls.
    Bucholz: Fascinating. Gladstone, you had something?
    Gladstone: Indeed. Would you guys like to see my collection of edged weapons?
    Joe: -impossibly long pause- Like knives? No, not really.
    Gladstone: Obviously knives! But lots else too. Swords, glaives, halbreds.
    Nick: Yeah, uh, no thanks.
    Kevin: Actually I kind of would like to see them.
    Gladstone: Yeah? Great, just add me on Facebook and I’ll put you on the list.
    Bucholz: -hand over face- New guy? You down with what we’re doing here?
    Brockway: I can do this. Put me in coach.
    Bucholz: Go ahead.
    Brockway: Hi guys. I’m just a super, super fan.
    Nick: Thanks!
    Brockway: Anyways, what I wanted to say is: Your haircuts are appalling. Some have said -checks notes- that you look the love children of Bob Dylan and a low quality carpet. But I think it’s more that your heads look like a cross between an armpit and a young David Bowie. So my question is, how many times have you had sex with Mick Jagger?
    Kevin: Zero times.
    Nick: None.
    Joe: Nope, me neither.
    Gail: Just the once.
    Bucholz: OK, I’ve got some questions about curfews here, and it looks like Dan’s really excited about something. Something in his pants I think. He’s stopped speaking to me for some reason, but he’s been taking miming classes lately, and it’s… well, it’s not really paying off for him. Anyways. How we doing for time here?
    Gail: Well, I thought we had 10 more minutes here, but it turns out that we don’t. So I’m afraid I’m going to have to cut you off

  • Anonymous

    Damn, this shit is hilarious. I wish it was real.

    And damn, I’m not getting on my comp at midnight. I don’t want a fucking virus. I just got my computer cleaned, lol. I’m out this bitch.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    oh my god.
    why isnt this on video?
    i would PAY to see their faces.

    ———

    because its not freaking real
    duh.

  • Anonymous

    Nick’s favorite color is blue :/

  • miriam

    APRIL FOOLS! lol thanks oceanup..you got me there!

  • Anonymous

    Nick likes shy girls so he can control them easier.

    LOL. WINNER!

  • Kirsty

    Epic fail OceanUp.
    Nick and Joe’s fave colour is blue and Kevin’s is green you idiots!

  • Lauren

    this is incredibly fake, yet hilarious

  • jonasforeverandever(:

    ugh.
    this interview is obviously completely and totally FAKE.
    any real jb fan would have to be dumb not to know that.

  • Yaten

    *dies laughing*

  • kd

    THIS IS FAKE!!! THIS IS FAKE!!!

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  • Emily

    aahaaha, wow oceanup!
    your gonna have fans flipping a nut!
    this is fake..
    don’t give the teenies heart attacks like that!

  • Anonymous

    OMG SO FUNNY HAHHHAH I WISH THIS WAS ON VIDEO I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE ASK THEM SEXUAL QUESTIONS ITS THE BEST YOU CAN TELL THEY WANT TO ANSWER BUT CANT LOVE THEM

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  • aleia

    kevin might wanna lay off the sarcasm on what kinda if girl he likes because people could take his answer the wrong way lol
    and i thought joe liked outgoing people hmm

  • Anonymous

    APRIL FOOLS.
    it probably is fake.

  • Janel

    It’s fake. Thats not even their fave colors =]

  • i<3starwars

    Ha ha ha I read this on cracked.com. I love that website!
    They’re super funny and I hope all the fan girls don’t
    go into cardiac arrest from reading this interview.
    IT IS FAKE!! (no matter how funny it may be)

  • jackie

    hahah that was hilarious..
    I wish I could see this on a video
    the interviewer is my hero

  • Jane

    this is so not even close to being real

  • Maya [MONSTER]

    ???
    You do know that favorite colors can change?
    A year ago mine was blue. Now it is black!

  • Anonymous

    1. People, this isn’t real.
    2. Oceanup, you didn’t even put the full interview.

  • Anonymous

    i love how some people seriously think that this is a real interview.
    if people get chewed out for asking them about their purity rings…
    why the hell would this entire interview be okay?!

    the JB definitely wouldn’t be cool with this.

    its not real. but i will admit… its fucking hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    so this isnt a real interview right, y post it jb fans r gonna go crazy

  • RealityCheck

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    oh my god.
    why isnt this on video?
    i would PAY to see their faces.

  • Anonymous

    WTF WAS THAT???????!!?!??!?!

  • memem

    UUUUUM hahahaha.a this is fucking fantastic.
    sounds too fake. id love to seee this video!

  • jonas

    OMG haha hopefully thats a joke…. is it on video??

  • R

    LOL LOL LOL LOL.

    I want to meet this interview and give her/him the biggest epic win award in the world.

    That. is. all.

  • Anonymous

    bitch be playinnn

    homie.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Ikr? People are bitching about that, and well, kids change their minds, don’t they? A couple days ago I liked pink, now I like red. OMG, STOP THE PRESSES!!!

  • Anonymous

    SERIOUSLY OCEANUP ??????????????????????????????

  • Anonymous

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/cracked-interviews-the-jonas-brothers/

    whole thing.
    it’s a knee slapper.
    >:D

    lmfao.
    it’s not real, but it’s hella funny.

  • paigee

    FAKEEE

  • Anonymous

    i think i just peed my pants. that was hilarious.

  • kasey

    first?

  • Jdsmiles12

    AHH
    First!!
    Its Feels Cool

  • Princess Danger

    Wow! Random As Hell Kind Of Question!
    But I Would Totally Paid To See Their faces When They Were Getting Ask Them HAHA! Poor Jonas Brothers!

  • Anonymous

    FIRST

  • seriously

    SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!
    how retarded is everyone?!?!?!?!?!?
    obviously this is fake. it’s april fools you dumbasses.
    come on you can’t tell me any of you are stupid enough to be pissed at this.
    it’s a joke it’s obviously not real!

  • Maddison

    What the fuck is wrong with the interviewer
    psycho…

  • http://jonasbrothersfans.ning.com/ Olivia W.

    They’re tight.
    I love them [:

  • http://www.oceanup.com/2009/03/jonas-brothers-cracked-interview.html gaga <3

    this is probably just an aprils fools thing but i laughed sooooo much at the bob dylan-low quality carpet thing. this made my day. x

  • Ashleyy(:

    was this seriously a real interview? hah.
    anyway, i love them(:

  • Anonymous

    LOLOLOLOLOL.

    I’d like to see a video.
    If not.. good try.

  • Anonymous

    “Kevin, will you have sex with me? Publicist: Don’t answer that. I’m sorry, that was impolite. Will any of you have sex with me?”

    hahah he asked again! that’s so funny!

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO
    EPIC WIN, INTERVIEWER

  • nay

    WHAT IS THIS INTERVIEW?!!!
    in interviewing ANYONE, these are ridiculous questions

  • JOANNA

    what an awkward interview.

  • Mandy

    I totes agree this is fake, but it’s so fuckin Funny! (And I Like JB!!) YAY! It’s April Fool’s day!! so It’s a joke! I’m 99.5% sure it’s a realli gr8 joke!!

  • me

    The info about the girls is WRONG.
    Nick’s favourite colour is BLUE.

    THIS IS FAKE! Fuck off OceanUp

  • Anonymous

    wtf? if that was real, that guy was super disrespectful.

  • Anonymous

    APRIL FOOLS!
    Duhhh.

    DISCLAIMER: This article might not be real

    idiots.

  • Anonymous

    well, that was necessary.

  • Jenna

    haha wow ocean up, another fake story?
    really? i thought you were better than that…
    actaully no scratch that.
    exactly what i expected from you. -.-

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Joe said HE HATED shy girls, he said he likes talkative nice girls, thet get on well with his mother, serioulsy hahahahha but the interviewer was sooo funny! lol
    Nick’s favourite color is blue, like seriously oceanup what is this?

  • Anonymous

    THEY ARE ALWAYSSSSSSSSSS TALKING ABOUT GIRLSSS

    LEADING THEIR FANS ON TO THINK ANY OF THEM HAVE A CHANCE AT DATING ON OF THEM

    WELL GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!?! NONE OF YOU FAT BITCHES WILL EVERR DATE A JONAS BROTHER!!! MARRY THE POSTER ON YOUR WALL CUZ THATS HOW CLOSE YOU WILL EVER GET!!!

  • Anonymous

    this can’t be real.

  • Anonymous

    OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A FAKE INTERVIEW… NICKS FAVE COLOR ISNT RED

  • Anonymous

    i wish this was real.
    im ready to here jb talk about sex and stuff.
    hahaha.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHHHA! KEVIN WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?
    lmao! i wannna see their faces!

  • Anonymous

    lmao u guys actually think its a real interview

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    omg I laughed my ass off even though It’s fake.,

  • Caia

    Well OBVIOUSLY this isn’t real.

  • Anonymous

    I’m gonna assume this wasn’t a real interview

  • sara

    Oh how i wish that was a video.
    …like knives

  • Anonymous

    LMFAOOOOOOO.

    I just peed in my pants.

  • Summer

    APRIL FOOOOOLS MUCH?

  • Mandy

    It’s Not Real but it’s so FUNNY!! I LOVE STUPID JOKE INTERVIEWS!! (falls off Chair laughing) This is the greatest FAKE interview out there!!!!

  • shawn

    fake, but really entertaining :P

  • http://twitter.com/mileycyrus zomg.

    obviously fake. still, i lol’d.

  • Joyyy

    talk about rude..
    XDD
    this is all fake though. XDDDDDD
    the knives thing was hilarious.

  • http://n/a me

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  • Anonymous

    Yeah im assuming this was made up…. Really awkward and disrespectful how can some of you sick people be laughing??

  • Anonymous

    APRIL FOOLS

  • Anonymous

    u dumbass this interview isnt real! go to the article

  • Anonymous

    lol You do know this isn’t real right Oceanup? IT’S A FAKE INTERVIEW.

  • Anonymous

    i would pay money to see a video of that. seriously.

  • S

    wth? lol

    wait shy girls?.. point for me! c(=

  • kaygirl+jb(:

    just so you know

    THIS ISNT REAL!

    i mean really go to the link & read the whole thing & if you still believe it
    then wow, itll be easy to pull an April Fools on you
    xP

  • Eviie

    ROFL! I’m not a JB fan but this had me rolling on the floor laughing! HAHAHA

  • Maggie

    The info about the girls is WRONG.
    Nick’s favourite colour is BLUE.

    THIS IS FAKE! Fuck off OceanUp

    —————————————-

    Obviously, this is not real at all!
    Such a waste of time, who could believe it? Well, apparently some dumb haters do. Whatever, this sucks, it even makes me laugh

  • punkgoesME

    HAHAHA OMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha

  • Look

    Zac Efron may have arrived at the Kids Choice Awards last night with
    Vanessa Hudgens, but was he secretly longing for Kevin Jonas?
    I’ve always suspected that Zac Efron and Kevin Jonas were secretly
    gay. Especially with Kevin being a strong advocate for his stupid
    purity rings.
    Their encounter at the Kids Choice Awards last night confirmed their
    homosexuality. As Zac Efron presented the Jonas Brothers with the award
    for Favorite Music Group he fought his way past Keke Palmer and the rest of the Jo Bros to get to his ‘crush’ Kevin Jonas.
    They then shared a passionate hug that lasted at least three seconds. And that’s a long time for two males to hug.
    Check out the video below:

  • Anonymous

    Hahahahhahaha. Even if this was a “disrespectful” interview.
    I gotta give the interviewer props. I want to see this on video. Haha

  • Dana

    LMAO! Real or not, shit was hilarious!!! Especially the “Kevin, will you have sex with me?” part

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahahaha

    omg this is SO fake!

    rediculous.

    oceanup you are so gay.

  • Anonymous

    wow that was really amusing!!!! lol

  • Anonymous

    ahahhahaahaha
    this is the most entertaining thing i have read all day. These kinds of questions need to be asked more often without the publicist being a shit and not letting us have fun.

  • Em

    Whoever asked these questions is fucking amazing.
    That shit was too funny.

  • punkgoesME

    OMG ITS BLUUUUE gahhh preppy teeny girls like you make me want to punch myself in the face!!!! i cant even belive you just said that…. wow please get a life and do the world a favor and realize the jonas brothers will never love you so GIVE UP!!!!
    <33

  • sharon

    OHMYGOD
    lmao
    that’s the best interview EVER
    someone should have taped it
    i wanna see their faces

  • Anonymous

    this is kind of disrespectful. if you click the link you cnan tell the boys dont wanna be there. their asking them if they had sex with mic jagger? WTF? thats rude, thats out of their comfort zone, come on guys really, stop making fun of the jonas brothers! goshhhh

  • feel free 2 bash/comment :)

    hahaha i almost thought this was real for a sec. pee-in-my-pants-HILARIUOUS! lol bcuz theyre publicist needz to stop controlling them lik if theyre 5 and they have turned into the ultimate robots. I bet u in their next interview they will talk about :wt kind of girls they like, which we all amazingly know, wts theyre favourite colour, which will somehow transform my life, their music, which amazingly we kinda know about already and their unimportant little brother frankie.
    My point : god bless this interviewer lol!

  • sara

    HAHHAHA i was almost peeing on myself reading that article.

    but oceanup… you really should warn people that this interview is a joke. your readers tend to get a little pissy.

  • Alaina

    Totally fake but HILARIOUS!

  • Tammy

    Dude, you gotta calm down. Because you obviously need to chill.

  • *jonascyruslovatolove*

    lol so not real hahahhahahha funny though.

  • Mela.Dee143

    Nick: I like creative girls. Artistic ones. Musicians
    Musicians? Don’t you mean Miley Cyrus, Nick? Niley is so so back on :D Ahhh Justin go away!!

  • Anonymous

    alright now this is funny
    but i don’t think it’s legit
    yeah for sureeee.

    oceanup is gullible
    and a publicist can’t come out during the middle of an interview.
    it would be funny if it was real though..still is funny.

  • Melissa

    Cracked is a humor website. ALmost none of the interviews on there are real. I can guarantee you this one isn’t.

  • http://myspace.com/theshowdown Nicole

    And the Kevin is gay jokes just keep on coming today.

    “Because the prospect of having Dan getting nasty all over you, without having sex, wasn’t on the list of things we weren’t supposed to ask.” and Kevin wanting to go with that guy to see his knives were the best parts.

    “Joe: I like shy girls.”

    If only… I love these fake interviews. IDEK why.

  • Kelly

    AWKWARD!!!
    thats ridiculous

  • valerie

    hahahaha
    OMFG that was hilarious
    hahahahahaaha wow

  • MJT

    yea im not so sure this is for real, like they wouldnt have even answered some of those questions i dont think haha

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO!!!!
    It’s obviously a fake interview, but it’s hilarious.

  • Jade

    Why is it that they want to prance around with purity rings on, but yet, they don’t want to be asked about sex, odd. Here’s a thought, just like everyone else, if you didn’t want to be asked, don’t address it in the first place. Fucking annoying…….

  • Rebecca

    that person is a fucking freak.
    if this is real i really want to see their facial expressions…

  • gfdgggggggggggg

    ahahaha slow news oceanup?

  • Anonymous

    Nick: I like creative girls. Artistic ones. Musicians
    Musicians? Don’t you mean Miley Cyrus, Nick? Niley is so so back on :D Ahhh Justin go away!!

    ———–

    I knowww :)

  • Anonymous

    It’s fake. It’s an April Fools Joke. You can look at the site and see that it’s obvious..

  • Anonymous

    omfg, i would pay to see this on video. my mom would freak if i did an interview like this, after the second question she’d be like “time to go”!!

  • Kait

    weird.

  • raderin

    do some of you seriously think this is legit…?

  • Anonymous

    Nick: I like creative girls. Artistic ones. Musicians
    Musicians? Don’t you mean Miley Cyrus, Nick? Niley is so so back on :D Ahhh Justin go away!!

    ———–

    I knowww :)

    ______________

    hate to disappoint you guys but its fake

  • Anonymous

    THIS INTERVIEW WAS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE AND NOT DISRESPECTFUL

    do yall wanna know what IS disrespectful!?

    THE JONAS BROTHERS GOING TO PEREZ HILTONS BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! EVEN THOUGH HE TALKS SOOO MUCH SHIT ON THEIR “FRIEND” MILEY

  • Anonymous

    LMAOOOOOO
    I JUST DIED,
    epic. win.

  • Anonymous

    pk, Joe does NOT, i repeat, does NOT like shy girls. every single interview when he was asked about what kind of girls he likes he always says energetic, outgoing, fun, confident. shy is not any of those. either this is fake or he is obsessed with camilla and he only likes girls like her now….

  • Anonymous

    Wat the????

    ha that was like an awkward interview

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahahahaaaaaaa

  • Anonymous

    fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on oceanup!

  • Anonymous

    ummm, fake?
    why would Nick agree his parents are lame?

  • keely

    at the botom it say it may not be real so it obv isnt hahaha sooo funny how people think its real though!!!

  • Dumm Blonnd

    O______________________________o

  • :P

    ahhhhhhhh LMFAO.

    “oh i’m sorry that was impolite. Will ANY of you have sex with me?”

    & I love when they have it be like, you guys wanna see my knives? joe & nick – no thanks. kevin – yeah, actually i would.

    HAHAHA

    and

    So my question is… how many times have you had sex with Mick Jagger?

    rofl.
    CRAZINESS.

    *Although, if you go on the actual website it’s a little too crude (for my taste) I’m glad Oceanup edited it down. Except I wish they mentioned not to read the website if you didn’t want to hear stuff over pg-13 rated…hah

  • Teresa

    This can’t be real…Seriously? ROFL

  • Anonymous

    guys, it’s fake.
    the “cracked” people made it up.

    it’s a JOKE.

    get it?

  • Dumm Blonnd

    APRIL FOOLS!

  • Anonymous

    hahaahaa i think itss

    APRIL FOOLLS! :P

  • kimjonas

    umm, if this IS real..
    that is one STUPID interviewer.
    i feel bad for JB.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    We got it the first 100 times. -.-‘

  • Anonymous

    They’re such fucking pussies a real man wouldn’t take that shit.

  • Anonymous

    Might not????
    Oceanup, you have reached a new level of stupid.
    TAKE THIS SHIT OFF.
    Seriously.
    The impressionable 11-13 year olds might comment them with this bullshit because they will believe it.

  • Anonymous

    is this an early april fools?

  • Anonymous

    It was only so long that we here at Cracked could keep ignoring the growing phenomena surrounding the Jonas Brothers. Even though our audience is primarily composed of 18-35 year old carpet installers, the Jonas Brothers have become so omnipresent over the past year or so that even our readership has become dimly aware of them. The problem is, most interviews with the brothers thus far have stayed within the predictable lines of teen magazine journalism, e.g, “What’s your favorite color?”; “Do you like dancing?” and “Will you have sex with me?” Because Cracked readers already know who wants to have sex with them (no one) these interviews end up feeling pretty hollow. To correct that, and to try to get to know the brothers behind the Brothers, all the columnists got together and brainstormed up a hard hitting, iron-fisted, dragon punching, unbreakable combo of questions to ask the trio. What follows is a transcript of our interview.

    Bucholz: Hi, is this Gail? It’s Chris from Cracked.
    Gail, the Jonas Brothers publicist: Hi Chris. I’m here with the boys.
    Bucholz: Great. I’m here with our whole team. We’ve been staring at a picture of Barbara Walters for like 20 minutes straight now, and are just super psyched up in interview mode. Raring to go.
    Gail: That’s great. Can we get started? We’ve got eight more of these to get through today.
    Bucholz: Yes. Absolutely. OK. I’ll kick things off here. Do you guys like movies?
    Nick: Yeah. They’re pretty good.
    Joe: Heh, OK. Sure. I like movies.
    Kevin: Yes.
    Bucholz: -scribbling madly- Awesome, awesome stuff. Next question: Aren’t parents lame?
    Nick: Sometimes, sure. But you know, they’re just looking out for us.
    Bucholz: I agree with you 100 percent. Wow. This is going really well. OK. Dan, you had something?
    DOB: This one’s for Kevin. Will you have sex with me?
    Gail: Don’t answer that.
    DOB: I’m sorry, that was impolite. Will any of you have sex with me?
    Gail: Chris, before this interview, what did I specifically request you guys not to ask about?
    Bucholz: Dan, you’re not even gay.
    DOB: -whispering- But they don’t know that. I’m going undercover here jackass, to get the real dirt.
    Bucholz: I’m sorry, Gail. This was totally my fault. I’ll move the phone a little further away from him.
    DOB: -shouting- What about just some heavy petting?
    Bucholz: Did you hear that?
    Gail: Yes we did.
    Bucholz: And you’re not going to answer it?
    Gail: No we are not.
    Bucholz: Because the prospect of having Dan getting nasty all over you, without having sex, wasn’t on the list of things we weren’t supposed to ask.
    Gail: Can we move on?
    Bucholz: I tried buddy. -makes note- OK. Let’s try a different tack. What do you guys do in your spare time?
    Nick: The usual stuff, you know. Play sports. Play video
    games. Talk to friends online.
    Bucholz: That’s amazing. Just like regular people. OK, Swaim, you got one?
    Swaim: What’s your favorite color… -long pause-
    Joe: Blue.
    Nick: Red.
    Kevin: Yellow.
    Swaim: …of prostitute? Mine’s gray.
    Gail: Chris…
    Bucholz: I’m sorry Gail. We’re getting the paint in here tested for lead really soon, I promise. Let me rephrase that; what kind of girls do you guys like to date?
    Joe: I like shy girls.
    Nick: I like creative girls. Artistic ones. Musicians.
    Kevin: I like ones that look like me.
    Gail: -hissing-
    Kevin: -sighs- I like sporty girls.
    Bucholz: Fascinating. Gladstone, you had something?
    Gladstone: Indeed. Would you guys like to see my collection of edged weapons?
    Joe: -impossibly long pause- Like knives? No, not really.
    Gladstone: Obviously knives! But lots else too. Swords, glaives, halbreds.
    Nick: Yeah, uh, no thanks.
    Kevin: Actually I kind of would like to see them.
    Gladstone: Yeah? Great, just add me on Facebook and I’ll put you on the list.
    Bucholz: -hand over face- New guy? You down with what we’re doing here?
    Brockway: I can do this. Put me in coach.
    Bucholz: Go ahead.
    Brockway: Hi guys. I’m just a super, super fan.
    Nick: Thanks!
    Brockway: Anyways, what I wanted to say is: Your haircuts are appalling. Some have said -checks notes- that you look the love children of Bob Dylan and a low quality carpet. But I think it’s more that your heads look like a cross between an armpit and a young David Bowie. So my question is, how many times have you had sex with Mick Jagger?
    Kevin: Zero times.
    Nick: None.
    Joe: Nope, me neither.
    Gail: Just the once.
    Bucholz: OK, I’ve got some questions about curfews here, and it looks like Dan’s really excited about something. Something in his pants I think. He’s stopped speaking to me for some reason, but he’s been taking miming classes lately, and it’s… well, it’s not really paying off for him. Anyways. How we doing for time here?
    Gail: Well, I thought we had 10 more minutes here, but it turns out that we don’t. So I’m afraid I’m going to have to cut you off

  • Anonymous

    I’m totally nicks type.
    in every way.

    that makes me happy.
    too bad i’m too old for him.

  • Anonymous

    I just find it creepy that people here are claiming things like what Nick’s favorite colors is, or what Joe’s likes in a girl, yet, they don’t even know them. Interesting, and gross at the same time. Who cares what they like it a girl because I can tell you, it’s not any of us.

  • Anonymous

    Your stupidity is too much too bear.

    Please, dont embrace it.

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP MAKE THIS UP! ITS FAKE!

    ———–

    you fail.

  • EWR

    FAKE INTERVIEW

  • Anonymous

    APRIL FOOLS,
    DUUUUH

  • Anonymous

    as much as i know this is fake i think this is hilarious

  • hannah

    oh god
    i really wish this was legit

  • http://www.twitter.com/mileycfan4ever mileyROCKS

    i wish this would be true and i wish i could see their faces!!

  • Summer

    WHAT THE FUCK?

    I seriously cracked up at this.
    wowww

  • callie

    this is for sure not real. Kevin’s fav. colors are green and red, there is no way he would ever say yellow. This “interview” is just super random

  • Anonymous

    wtf is this? lol.

    anyone else heard about the huge virus tomorrow?

  • Cindy

    OMG! i am in love with this interviewerrr!!!
    they totally win the biggest epich interview of all timee!!!
    GOO YOUU!!!

  • Camy

    Because awkward and disrespectful have this lovely way of being HILARIOUS!

    But yeah, it can’t possibly be real.

    And I think Joe should have been the one to say he likes girls who look like him XD

  • Anonymous

    Even if its fake Nick had other interviews with the same question and he described Miley :)

  • sam

    sense of humor: 1) reason or understanding OF being able to make others
    laugh. Some of you kiddies need to get one.

  • Anonymous

    Nick likes shy girls so he can control them easier.

  • anonymous

    I almost wish this was real. I was fucking rolling!

  • alliegator.(:

    what the heck?
    is this a joke?
    i mean, i laughed.
    but i would love to see their faces.
    and their publicist, uhm…
    HAHAHAHA, wow.

  • http://twitter.com/laaaurrrennn laurennnnn:)

    HAHAHAHAHA
    wtf was that?
    oh and i just have to point out
    NICK AND DEMI’S FAVORITE COLOR IS BOTH RED!
    lol sorry…me an my nemi fantasies :)

  • afton

    hahaha. WTFFFFF? the publicist is so annoying hahaha

    is this even real?

    :pp

  • http://www.twitter.com/mileycfan4ever mileyROCKS

    i wish this would be true and i wish i could see their faces!!

  • tae

    well maybe nick likes red now..

  • Anonymous

    anyone else heard about the huge virus tomorrow?

    ____

    nope. Should we be worried? What’s it about?

  • Anonymous

    This wouldn’t be real.. JB wouldn’t answer that last question.. it’s not like them.
    Anyways, Nick & Joe’s favorite colour is blue and Kevin’s is green so…