• DA CREEPER

    Oh wow, i knew this Selena was
    A BITCH!
    Miley Owns that ass right there
    -sincerly, da creeper.

  • Anonymous

    Selena’s eyes are so expressive.
    Her twinkling, dark eyes have so much depth.

    ———–

    “Twinkling” ….

    Sorry, that comment just really made me laugh.

  • Anonymous

    selena’s gonna be at the hannah premiere tomorrow SURPRISE if not the premiere the after party. thats what one of the guys who’s setting things there up now.

    im excited!
    ————-
    really? im excited too!

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Well I mean when your on it.
    But if they twitter it then that must be embarrassing lmfao!

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    LMAO

  • Dumm Blonnd

    I was thinking that. xD

  • Anonymous

    You lucky biatches! JK. I’m on it right now and I feel like a baby with a dirty diaper. Seriously though you guys are lucky!

  • Anonymous

    DAMN IT. STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE MONTHLY GIFTS.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Lol @ the random period talks. xD

  • KaiRob

    School is an evil whore.
    XD
    I love Jennifer Stone.
    She doesn’t get as much attention as she deserves. :]
    And the PMS’ing was funny.

  • Anonymous

    BLAHH. My period is coming soon. /:
    Damn…never EVER will I get used to it. lmao.
    I have a friend who likes when it’s her time, she’s weird.

  • lANCE

    selena your gorgeous,jen your so crazy.lol

  • Anonymous

    i love these convos and selena! :]

  • kpay

    lmao. I love Jen. She’s hilarious. ‘School is an evil whore.’ love it.
    and lol at Selena PMSing. hha

  • Anonymous

    For some reason, when I read this “demi starts her period on the 28th of every month….lol!
    xox demi is awesome”

    It made me think Selena was like ‘Demi, go tell everyone about your period, so I’m not the only one’

    And a great friend Demi is, she did. ;)

    I’m odd. I’m well aware. :)

    _________________

    Demi told everyone about her period ?

    __________________

    some one wrote that in the comments.

  • KaiRob

    Bff’s post this stuff about each other.
    Psh. You must be some kind of saint if you think people don’t do this stuff.

  • teamMileyandDemiNileyandJemi

    i got my period in all my birthdays
    and one day my friends were making me this surprrise party in school
    and when i wanted to enter to class
    one of my guy friends came annd hugged me
    not like a sweet and gentle hug
    A HUMONGUS HUG!! he left my feet of the ground and i couldnt breathe i shouted PUT ME DOWN!!
    he was like okay
    and everyone looked at me like Whats wrong with her?!?!

    i love them both ! they look really preety on that pic

  • hii

    ahahah this girl is awesome.

    1. I would not mess with a disney star when they are PMSing either

    2. school IS an evil whore.

  • Christa

    Some of you are so stupid. Are you telling me that, if you are a girl, you’ve never PMSed in your life?

    Jen is so funny. And she is so right about math and school.

  • Anonymous

    i got my period at 9 and me and my friends were talking about it today, if we get our period when do guys get

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, but were you ten?
    I was never so scared in my life.
    Like… helllloo! blood coming out of your vajay. not exactly what every ten year old expects.
    ——–
    I don’t know hwy but i just find the word ‘vajayjay’ SO funny for some reason. Didn’t Oprah come up with that? lmfao.

  • Anonymous

    I hate mine too, ill never get used to it either..ahaha.
    all the comments on here are aboul peroids. i think thats funny : ) psht it sucks too

  • Anonymous

    I really don’t understand why all the gossip sites are making such a big deal about this. Jen was just being funny, and all girls get it…even disney people.

  • Anonymous

    was he eating you out????

  • DA CREEPER

    Selena’s eyes are so expressive.
    Her twinkling, dark eyes have so much depth.

    uhm okay wtf creeper.
    lawl, mileys eyes pwn
    i hope SELENA READS THIS
    Dirty Hoe.

  • Anonymous

    i got my period at 13 too!

    i hate periods!

  • Ash :)

    You PMS like a bitch, I would know!

    haha

  • ANonympous

    Why do girls PMS and waht does it stand for?

  • Anonymous

    haha fuck you. i’m skinny AND flat [and i mean still in an a-cup flat] and i’ve had my period for a year now.
    so suck it.

  • Anonymous

    hah thats so rude is it really necessary to announce
    it to everyone?

  • Anonymous

    i got mines when i was 10…about to be 11. i actually didn’t care about it but then as it got bloodier, i finally told my mom and when to the doctors. my mom and sis found it strange that a 10 year old just got her period. hahaha.

    i always felt like i was the only one who got at 10!

  • Anonymous

    Is it weird that this is probably my favorite post because it’s actually something we can ALL relate to because most of us on here are girls, minus David Henrie. He comes on here often. :P

    But, for once no one is really fighting, minus a few people.

  • :D

    You know what funny?
    In Selena and Jen’s puerto rico youtube video, when they are singing Hot N Cold when Katy says “You PMS like a b*tch I would know” Selena makes this face when it says ‘i would know’ and the face is like ‘yeah i really WOULD know’

    guess that part of the song aplies to selena too hahahaha

  • Anonymous

    It’d be easier to be a guy. Lucky fuckers.

  • Anonymous

    SELENA IS MY HOMIE ;]
    but that’s emrassing.

  • Anonymous

    lmao, why she post that lol? wow, selena gonna be even more pissedd. don’t worry selena! we were all on that pageee! we know how you feel! SELENA’S COMING BACK TO AMERICA TOMORROW! RIGHT? i hope so, i want to see her ass here. ;]

  • Anonymous

    THIS IS THE MOST DEPESSRED NAGATIVE BIITCH IVE EVER SEEN. GET SOME ZOLOFT JENNIFER.

  • tina

    Shut up and stop bringing Miley up. She has NOTHING to do with this post. Selena is PMSing, and every time when a girl goes through that, they have these certain emotions. Right now, Selena is probably feeling cranky, moody, angry or something like that and that’s NORMAL!

  • heather

    those r some gorgeous grls right there.

    and i hate school also. was up until 2 last night and i’ll probably be up until 11 2night. then i have 2 take a shower.

    jennifer needs to watch her language on a public page like that. i would love/hate to see some of you reactions if miley said whore on her twitter page. you’d probably rip her to shreds.

  • Anonymous

    “algebra 2 was invented by satan”

    IASFM.
    im doing it right now and it suckssssssssssss monkey balls. seriously.

  • sdfsfd

    yeah jennifer stone is kinda weird…
    and i would so not be okay with someone publicizing my menstrual cycle on the internet.

  • Anonymous

    LOL @ Some people taking this seriously. I’m pretty sure she was just joking.

    Besides, what girl doesn’t have maybe a moment or two of being “bitchy” when they’re PMSing?

  • Sara

    Haha. Im on mine. Yesterday my best friend told me she was starting and I was like thats not good two bitches on their periods and shes like Yay! We can share the…bitchyness together? Haha. I lover her. :)

  • Anonymous

    which is the people who don’t get their period. they’re fighting, lol
    they evidentlly need to GROW up :D

  • Anonymous

    Yes, your friend is VERY weird. If periods were a person I would kill her!! lol

  • Anonymous

    http://twitter.com/OceanUpTwitt

    did you know oceanup was on twitter?!!

  • Anonymous

    school IS an evil whore

  • Anonymous

    I first heard it on Grey’s Anatomy, lol. I think.

  • Anonymous

    wear a tampon, they make your life so much easier

  • Anonymous

    In that video that jen and selena made of hot n cold..selena doesn’t even say PMS. she says you are a mess. shes so caught up with being such a good girl and not doing anything. She’s kinda boring but so pretty.

    Just sayin

  • Anonymous

    demi is dating someone from the cab!
    and hahah selena

  • Anonymous

    it stands for pre menstrual syndrome and is the time right before girls have their period. their bodies do weird things at this time such as muscle cramps and hormones that put some girls in bad moods.

  • Anonymous

    i use pads, i’m scared of tampons

  • Anonymous

    hahahhh if periods were a person i would smack that bitch. periods SUCK!

  • Sinclaire

    I guess because they always appear so happy and cool on the red carpet and stuff that we forget that they still get their periods lol!
    _____________
    Maybe thats why its the RED carpet
    ————————————–
    HAHAHAHAHA LMAO
    This has to win as the best post ever.
    Girls just love talking about their periods.

  • Anonymous

    fuckkk.
    you have to turn every.single.fucking.thing
    into Selena VS Miley. Get over it, bitch.

  • Anonymous

    wat does PMsing means?????????

  • Anonymous

    selena is just like us.
    miley is just like us.
    demi is just like us.
    ashley is just like us.
    danielle is just like us.
    taylor swift is just like us.
    britney spears is just like us.
    joe jonas is just like us.
    alyson stoner is just like us.
    camilla is just—-.O.o

    xDDD

    yes.
    we all PMS
    xD
    hahahaha
    (haha)
    sorry.
    joe has his mood swings, though.
    (X

  • Anonymous

    For some reason, when I read this “demi starts her period on the 28th of every month….lol!
    xox demi is awesome”

    It made me think Selena was like ‘Demi, go tell everyone about your period, so I’m not the only one’

    And a great friend Demi is, she did. ;)

    I’m odd. I’m well aware. :)

    _________________

    Demi told everyone about her period ?

    __________________

    some one wrote that in the comments.

    __________________

    I know, but she said “as a great friend, she did…” I just found that odd and not right, so I was just asking.

  • Anonymous

    Ikr? Every girl has/will get it. I don’t see the big deal. If I was Selena I’d just laugh it off.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, but were you ten?
    I was never so scared in my life.
    Like… helllloo! blood coming out of your vajay. not exactly what every ten year old expects.
    ——–
    I don’t know hwy but i just find the word ‘vajayjay’ SO funny for some reason. Didn’t Oprah come up with that? lmfao.

    ————–

    Not sure. I got it from Grey’s Anatomy.

  • Anonymous

    okay shut up you dumb miley bitch!what girl isnt bitchy that time of month or when the pms?seriously im sure miley is a bitch when she pms’s to so fuck off

  • Anonymous

    STOP bringing up Miley! We don’t give a shit whether you like her better. And I agree with that other person, Selena has really nice eyes. She pretty much proves that you don’t have to have blue or green eyes, you can look beautiful with brown eyes.

  • Anonymous

    periods are to cleanse the female body of evil

    thats true, cuz the bible sayz so!

  • Anonymous

    isn’t it fun?!?!
    :DDD

  • Anonymous

    if she reads that, Jen will need to fear for her life even more, and I can’t beleive Miley put that in her new book ! That’s so funnyy !

  • Anonymous

    uhm okay wtf creeper.
    lawl, mileys eyes pwn
    i hope SELENA READS THIS
    Dirty Hoe.
    ——————–
    we aren’t really talking
    about miley right now so
    you need to find another
    blog about miley and go
    compare her elsewhere not
    on here. okay? dayumm
    haters can’t get enough
    of selena. selena’s eyes
    are pretty. yeah uh huh
    dirty hoe? yeha alrgiht.

  • Anonymous

    haha he’s even twittering her

  • Anonymous

    Miley seriously talks about getting her period at the mall ? I think it’s fake becuase i don’t think she would make that known to the world…

  • gfsgf

    true that! haha

  • Anonymous

    miley talked about a funny story about hers in her book ha ;)

  • Anonymous

    shit i’m pmsing too right now it’s crap and i tink jen needs help

  • Jayme

    lucky, I get major cramps,
    and not fun.

  • rebbbizzlee

    wat does PMsing means?????????
    ——-

    haha really?

  • tonya.

    hahaha.
    jen is funny.
    i hate my periods, ugh.

  • blackskittle

    .. then dont read it.

  • Anonymous

    lol if any haters come on here and say “i knew she was a hoe, or bitch” it’s a little thing called a period in which you get really pissy. I LVOE SELENA ;]

    I HATE PERIODS! im off mine like on friday yepperzz ;]

    selena makes me happy.

  • Lauren

    lmao
    :)
    I love them both
    they just crack me up none stop
    I love how Jen just writes whatever she’s thinking!
    Feel sorry for Selena ha – bad times! Bless her lol
    They’re both great.

  • Anonymous

    LOL. Jennifer seems very cynical. But…I get she’s just fuckin’ around. That’s what I do.

  • samaannnnnnnnnnnnnnntha

    YO me & sel both have our TOM’s
    haha that seems cool to me for some odd reason?

    lmao

    jen is cool.
    I follow her on twitter and all her updates are
    funny as shiiiiiiiiit

  • Anonymous

    SELENA LOOKS GORGEOUS IN THE PICTURES JEN TOO!

    LOVE THESE BITCHES ;]

  • Anonymous

    that’s cause the haters are conversating about periods.
    when it’s miley or selena, the fans clash.
    but when it’s about periods, something they BOTH get… and something we ALL get(except guys), we can get along.
    and then there’ about 2% of the people that are ignorant and need to grow up lol.
    (they’re probably the ones who never got their period yet xD)

  • Miranda

    Miley seriously talks about getting her period at the mall ? I think it’s fake becuase i don’t think she would make that known to the world…
    ————————————–
    Actually most of my friends blurt it out of no where when they get their periods, it’s not a big deal it’s something all girls go through so no one is going to give her shit.

  • Anonymous

    i use playtex sports tampons ughh i hate getting my period.ecpecially when i have cramps and have to go to school!ughhh thats why OD on midol!lol

  • Anonymous

    PERIODS SUCK =(!
    ahah.

  • Anonymous

    i tried tampons twice.
    it kinda hurts LMAO
    but i’ll get there.
    pads are gross.
    i can’t wait until i get over this fear of pads xD

  • Anonymous

    I’m PMSing too.

  • Anonymous

    wat does PMsing means?????????
    —————
    LMFAO! your kidding right?

  • Anonymous

    me too!!!
    the day after mine came, i woke up at 5AM because my cramp just hurt SOOO bad.
    i was rolling around like “oww”
    i could’ve sword i was in labor with an imaginary baby or something!
    xD!!!

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Joe?! I didn’t realize he had a vagina. 0.o
    You’d think with the white pants he wears it would bleed through. xD
    LMFAO

  • Anonymous

    demi starts her period on the 28th of every month….lol!
    xox demi is awesome

    _____________________

    seriously, why and how do you know that, exactly you don’t you just want people to think you do.

  • Helen

    SELENA’S NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!!!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct93pIFIPK4

  • Anonymous

    This Is My Favore OceanUp Post. Ever.

  • Anonymous

    hahaha i love these period talkss (:
    but i agree with 2 people here, try getting your period when your ten years old in freaking fourth gradee.
    i had then just learned what it was and how you were supposed to get it around 13..
    so when i got it at the whopping age of 10, i thought something was seriously wrong with mee :/
    but turns out i was just an early bloomerr, wooohh!

    and i was an early bloomerr when it comes to boobs too (:
    but that im okay withh; C cup in seventh grade..
    oh yesss XD

  • molly

    Jen and selena can go fall in a hole
    i hate those talentless bitches
    seriously i still can’t believe teenies voted for her for best actress over Miranda and Miley
    they’re so much better

  • Anonymous

    LOL everyone has a different reaction
    I was in shock jej ei dont know why i was like 10 minutes looking down xDD
    was soo weird in my bday the exactly hour i was born LAME!!

  • jess

    hahahahha thats hilarious!!
    selena’s pmsing i fear for my life hahahaha
    i would kill my friend for putting that on the internet especially like being a semi-celeb and a disney preteen queen or w/e they call em these days haha but it would be like a funny mad haha

  • amanda

    Selena’s eyes are so expressive.
    Her twinkling, dark eyes have so much depth.

    ———–

    “Twinkling” ….

    Sorry, that comment just really made me laugh
    —————–
    I know right,this ain’t shakespearian hour
    —————–
    that comment has made my day!

    + i think this is proberly the funniest post ever to
    appeaar on oceanup. tbh i dont get moody i just have
    cramps on the first day! (why im sharing this i
    dont know) lmao

  • Anonymous

    I agree.
    they’re so cute.

  • Anonymous

    hahaha Hilarious I got mine when i was 12

    Face it we can all be bitches at time..

    I remember in grade 8 my guy friend went in my purse and pulled out my pads and showed everyone I was
    super pissed I didn’t talk to him and to make things worse most of my class was guys and they were all right there and one of the guys was my ex.. :s try to top that

  • Anonymous

    tampons*
    my baddd

  • Anonymous

    Periods suck monkey balls. I’m a bitch sometimes before I start my period, too. IDGAF.

  • Anonymous

    Miley seriously talks about getting her period at the mall ? I think it’s fake becuase i don’t think she would make that known to the world…

    ———-

    She does.
    Read her book.

  • Anonymous

    GURL U NEED A BOYFRAND TO BREAK THAT HYMEN

  • Anonymous

    TAMPONS FTW!

    love selena.

  • Jayme

    Aunt flow is going to vist me soon:(

  • Xica

    The recipe for bringing SelenaFANS & MileyFANS together?
    PERIOD

  • Anonymous

    miley talked about a funny story about hers in her book ha ;)
    _________________
    really when?

  • Mishelle

    You guys are rude.
    That’s personal.

    But I have mine,
    and I’m a raging
    bitch right now.
    Hahahahahahaha.

  • Erin

    Ahaha.
    I love Selena for being normal. :)
    And Jen for saying exactly what she thinks.
    I love them all.
    And haters shouldn”t be writing hate comments because that would make us piss ast Miley. Then ya’ll will bitch at us.

  • Anonymous

    i was thinking about the katy perry song lol.
    oh selena, your amazing and jen your amazing also.

    i would smaack the mother fucker if a period was a person. ahaha that’s me ;]

  • Anonymous

    The worst is getting your period in school.
    See, a lot of people KNOW when theirs is coming.
    Me… no.
    Mine comes on a different week every time.
    Like, some people get it the beginning of the month, some get it the end of the month.
    I never know. It always changes.
    And, I don’t get cramps AT ALL. I never get cramps. So, even when I am getting it, I have no idea because I feel no pain.
    Try getting it in school. Try having it go THROUGH YOUR PANTS, and you have no idea.
    NOT. FUN.

  • Anonymous

    The recipe for bringing SelenaFANS & MileyFANS together?
    PERIOD

    LOLOL Apparently so.

  • http://twitter.com/laaaurrrennn laurennnnn:)

    omg i am sooo thankful for this post
    it made me remember that i still have my tampon in and i need to take it out ASAP!
    oh and DEMI FTW :)

  • …………

    hahahaha i dnt get pms!! no cramps… nothing im only on my period for 3 days!!!! i love my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    —————————————–
    Haha me 2 thats weird

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA.
    i laughed my ass off.

  • Anonymous

    hahahaha i dnt get pms!! no cramps… nothing im only on my period for 3 days!!!! i love my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • anonymously

    me too!!!
    the day after mine came, i woke up at 5AM because my cramp just hurt SOOO bad.
    i was rolling around like “oww”
    i could’ve sword i was in labor with an imaginary baby or something!
    xD!!!
    ———–
    i take pamprim for my pains. supposely aspiring break down the big clogs of blood which is what causes your pains since aspiring thins out the blood, but some children cant take is best if you ask your doctor was best. for me pamprim work the best for pain and headache and stomach pain and i even get leg pains weird ha!

  • ashhh

    I love that everyone is sharing when they get their periods and if they are on them lmfao. nice play to shar that info hahaha

  • Anonymous

    OMG ME TOO!
    well, i was in 7th grade.
    this kid pulled out one of my pads!
    i blacked out on him xD
    i was like
    “YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU ANNOY ME SO MUCH IF YOU DONT GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME IN 3 SECONDS ILL BREAK THEM!”

    like, seriously. i HATE that boy. he has issues, ugh.
    he pulled my hair and flipped out all the time
    idiot
    LOL

  • Anonymous

    periods fucking suck cause they come with CRAMPS >.<

  • Anonymous

    SEL PMS’S EVERY BEGINING OF MONTH

  • Anonymous

    haha. funny. im definitely studying for my psyc course right now and i just finished reading about how girls are getting their periods so much earlier now a days and overall developing later. ha. ps. all you late bloomers will be thankful in the long run. dont worry. it wont suck for long.

  • Anonymous

    omg how can u forget? ew

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    LMAO im a complete bitch when im on my period!
    periods are a total bitch ughh i hate them!!!

    Playtex Sport Tampons & Playtex Gentle Glide Tampons =FTW!

  • Anonymous

    me too (:

  • Anonymous

    lmao

  • Anonymous

    lol, selena has periods! Not too often you hear about that “part of life” with the young disney crowd!

  • Anonymous

    as a guy its kinda cool seeing how candidly and openly talked about miley’s and selena’s “monthlies” are instead of trying to hide the fact that they are females or pretending they dont have vaginas. girls might not realise it but guys are curious about this stuff cuz no one ever talks about it

  • Anonymous

    THIS IS NOT A FOURM TO TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU PERSONALLY WILL GET YOUR PERIOD. We don’t wanna hear, OK?

  • Anonymous

    wat does PMsing means?????????
    —————
    LMFAO! your kidding right?
    ____

    im not american i wouldn’t know!

  • Anonymous

    jen is too funny. i love selena with all my heart aha.

    HEY, YOU GUYS CAN YOU LISTEN TO UTADA’S SONG CALLED
    “COME BACK TO ME” AND “CRYING LIKE A CHILD” PLEASE?

    i know you guys are gonna be like it’s a selena post but hear me out it’s good.

    anyways, back to the post lol, I fear for my life that’s harlirious if i was selena i would start flipping out more!

    i love you selena.

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO ok thanks xD
    hahahaha

  • Anonymous

    so we all now selena is PMSing. yay?

  • Anonymous

    The worst is getting your period in school.
    See, a lot of people KNOW when theirs is coming.
    Me… no.
    Mine comes on a different week every time.
    Like, some people get it the beginning of the month, some get it the end of the month.
    I never know. It always changes.
    And, I don’t get cramps AT ALL. I never get cramps. So, even when I am getting it, I have no idea because I feel no pain.
    Try getting it in school. Try having it go THROUGH YOUR PANTS, and you have no idea.
    NOT. FUN.

    ———-

    daammmn.
    never been through that situation before.
    i get killer cramps, so i know when i have it.
    suckssss to be you.

  • Anonymous

    miley talked about a funny story about hers in her book ha ;)
    _______________
    What? what did she say?

  • Anonymous

    “I am not angry!”

    …He makes it SO obvious.

  • Anonymous

    GUYS GO THROUGH NOTHING!!!!!!
    LUCKY BASTARDS!
    ;P
    selena, we feel you.
    LMAO

  • Anonymous

    I thought disney kids didn’t menstruate?!?!!?

    lolz. Hang in there Sel. The time of the month is a pain in the ass. You’re feeling cranky? You go ahead & just let that inner bitch out. (:

  • ashhh

    *place
    *share

    haha maybe i should proof read before posting

  • Anonymous

    Oh, okay. But its YOUR turn now.

    Whats it like to get a boner?

  • Anonymous

    im finishing mine, hopefully today was it haaaaa. i hate them. SO MUCH. but i dont PMS that bad.

  • Anonymous

    TMI lady!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    i wonder when demi and miley gets their’s now.
    xD

  • Anonymous

    Wow I’ve noticed how ‘good little disney people’ cuss all the time. Ha funny, totally would fit in at my school. I like Jen she’s great

  • bojo

    Posting in epic oceanup thread.

  • Anonymous

    i PMS for 5 days and i get mini cramps before and bad cramps on the day and the day after i get it.
    then for the rest of the 3 days, i don’t have cramps and my period gets lighter so yah lol
    mine comes usually around the 26 or something xD

  • Anonymous

    For some reason, when I read this “demi starts her period on the 28th of every month….lol!
    xox demi is awesome”

    It made me think Selena was like ‘Demi, go tell everyone about your period, so I’m not the only one’

    And a great friend Demi is, she did. ;)

    I’m odd. I’m well aware. :)

    _________________

    Demi told everyone about her period ?

    __________________

    some one wrote that in the comments.

    __________________

    I know, but she said “as a great friend, she did…” I just found that odd and not right, so I was just asking.
    __________________

    LOL.

  • Anonymous

    i would love to see selena be a bitch.
    tha’d be amazing. :D

  • Anonymous

    The worst is getting your period in school.
    See, a lot of people KNOW when theirs is coming.
    Me… no.
    Mine comes on a different week every time.
    Like, some people get it the beginning of the month, some get it the end of the month.
    I never know. It always changes.
    And, I don’t get cramps AT ALL. I never get cramps. So, even when I am getting it, I have no idea because I feel no pain.
    Try getting it in school. Try having it go THROUGH YOUR PANTS, and you have no idea.
    NOT. FUN.
    ____

    OMG! seriously…i feel ur pain haha

  • Anonymous

    demi starts her period on the 28th of every month….lol!
    xox demi is awesome
    ———————–

    1- i dont know HOW you know that nor do I wanna know.
    and 2- I REALLY DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT SELENA IS ON HER TIME.. like thts something you do not post on twitter.

  • Anonymous

    can someone explain to me WHY this is my FOURTH week with my period????

  • hahaha

    The comments on this post are INTERESTING…..

  • Dumm Blonnd

    OMG. I thought I was alone!!! SAME HERE! :S

  • Anonymous

    can you go fall in a hole first, please?

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    wat does PMsing means?????????
    —————
    LMFAO! your kidding right?
    ____

    im not american i wouldn’t know!

    —–

    i don’t know what it means EXACT
    but i know it stands for period xD

  • Anonymous

    You have too much blood.

  • Anonymous

    lol everyone sharing this, ITS A GIRLS WORLD ;]
    haha, whenver im on mine im not bitchy.

  • Xica

    can someone explain to me WHY this is my FOURTH week with my period????
    ———————————–
    I think it’s time to go see a doctor.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get cramps, but my period falls on the same day every month, give or take. So I KNOW when I’m gonna start.

  • Anonymous

    The world is actually a square.

  • Anonymous

    Jen and selena can go fall in a hole
    i hate those talentless bitches
    seriously i still can’t believe teenies voted for her for best actress over Miranda and Miley
    they’re so much better
    _ _ _

    im not a selena fan but seriously just get over it!…
    mileys not always gonna win! GROW UP!

  • Anonymous

    LMAO.

    joe has mood swings.
    i think if he were a girl, he’d be one hell of a bitch.
    ah, joe jonas. moody guy.

  • Anonymous

    demi starts her period on the 28th of every month….lol!
    xox demi is awesome

    _____________________

    seriously, why and how do you know that, exactly you don’t you just want people to think you do.

    _____________________

    hahahah very true. Why did we need to know that…& she doens’t know…hahaha

  • Anonymous

    girls eyes only.

    Dear Guys,
    Go Away.
    xD

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Pre Menstual Syndrome

  • Anonymous

    Chickens wings.

    …And barbeque sauce.

  • Anonymous

    lmfao i’m on my period right now
    i never feel anything 0:)

  • Anonymous

    I got my period @ 13…I’ll never forget it. My momma was embarrassing telling everyone in my family I entered womanhood. lol.

  • Anonymous

    lol, its funny that know a lot of people know selena has her period.

  • DaviN

    The recipe for bringing SelenaFANS & MileyFANS together?
    PERIOD
    —————————–

    Maybe that’s why you girls are always fighting with each other, you’ve all just been pmsing.

  • Anonymous

    You know what funny?
    In Selena and Jen’s puerto rico youtube video, when they are singing Hot N Cold when Katy says “You PMS like a b*tch I would know” Selena makes this face when it says ‘i would know’ and the face is like ‘yeah i really WOULD know’

    guess that part of the song aplies to selena too hahahaha
    —————–
    hahahah yes the face is HIGHLARIOUS.
    selena is adorable.

  • Anonymous

    can someone explain to me WHY this is my FOURTH week with my period????
    ———————————–
    I think it’s time to go see a doctor.
    ———–

    yeah thats not normal.. this girl at my schools pms every two months but for two weeks…maybe your every four mouths for four weeks? but still go see a doctor.

  • Jayme

    I know what you mean, like every month, I have to lie
    down and watch tv and I can’t eat anything cause
    food makes it worse, it hurts like hell.

  • Anonymous

    Its EXTREMELY hard to tell whether hes a guy or girl.

    Or even a human being at all.

    …He has a very stick-like vagina.

    There are even pictures of it…Well, undercover anyway.

  • erica

    pshh. selena isn’t pmsing. she can’t cuz she hasn’t
    ever gotten her period yet since she soooooo freakin
    skinny and flat. she’s just being a bitch as usual
    probably

  • Anonymous
  • Jane

    hahah she cracks me up. all these posts make her sounds depressed, but if you go to her twitter they aren’t like that. yeahh, when my friends have their periods i get scared!!! hahah

  • Anonymous

    *hilarious
    oops reading Perez too much hahaha

  • Anonymous

    wat does PMsing means?????????
    —————
    LMFAO! your kidding right?
    ____

    im not american i wouldn’t know!

    —–
    It means:
    Pre-Menstrual Syndrome

  • it’s me.

    i got my period at 12.
    it sucks.

  • Anonymous

    That looks shopped. i can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

  • Anonymous

    I thought disney kids didn’t menstruate?!?!!?

    lolz. Hang in there Sel. The time of the month is a pain in the ass. You’re feeling cranky? You go ahead & just let that inner bitch out. (:

    ———————-

    LMFAO! that comment was so fuckin funny. i would LOVE to see her be a bitch to nick jonas though. even though i love that kid so much. she should go all bitchy bitchy on him!

  • jonas

    hah… id be pissed if someone announced that to the world though
    and ha shes hilarious

  • Dumm Blonnd

    I’d be freaked if I was her. Public announcement? O_O
    Selena reads OceanUP. :O

  • Anonymous

    Miley seriously talks about getting her period at the mall ? I think it’s fake becuase i don’t think she would make that known to the world…

    ———-

    She does.
    Read her book.
    ——–

    she was talking about bad luck and all she said was next a had my period at the mall & didnt have a tampon.. then she moved on its not like she sat there describing

  • aaliyahnoelle

    infamous quote from mean girls “its not my fault i have heavy flow and a wide set vagina…” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST LINE EVER!!!!

    periods seriously ruin one’s day. its a bitch

  • Anonymous

    Remember when miley was performing on the best of both worlds tour and she got her period ON STAGE and had to run off between songs to go clean up and whatever. she said she was “feeling sick” but i think she was wearing white pants and everything and was in front of 1000s of people now THATS embarassing

  • Anonymous

    I agree. I love her “pissed off” faces she makes on Wizards or whatever…she looks like she’d cut a bitch.

  • Anonymous

    The worst is getting your period in school.
    See, a lot of people KNOW when theirs is coming.
    Me… no.
    Mine comes on a different week every time.
    Like, some people get it the beginning of the month, some get it the end of the month.
    I never know. It always changes.
    And, I don’t get cramps AT ALL. I never get cramps. So, even when I am getting it, I have no idea because I feel no pain.
    Try getting it in school. Try having it go THROUGH YOUR PANTS, and you have no idea.
    NOT. FUN.

    aw. i get you. have you had yours for very long. usually after about 2 years it gets more regular; about 28 days between.

  • Anonymous

    Who would join me in the mission to kill Mother Nature?
    PERIODS. SUCK.

  • Anonymous

    I got my period @ 13…I’ll never forget it. My momma was embarrassing telling everyone in my family I entered womanhood. lol.

    ————–

    Try getting your period in the fourth grade, then you can complain.

  • Anonymous

    This post is fucking epic.

  • Anonymous

    hahah i am too!!

  • Dumm Blonnd

    I got me period the day before my 11th birthday. My then-boyfriend saw it leak through. >.<

  • Cinta

    me too!!!
    the day after mine came, i woke up at 5AM because my cramp just hurt SOOO bad.
    i was rolling around like “oww”
    i could’ve sword i was in labor with an imaginary baby or something!
    xD!!!
    ———–
    i take pamprim for my pains. supposely aspiring break down the big clogs of blood which is what causes your pains since aspiring thins out the blood, but some children cant take is best if you ask your doctor was best. for me pamprim work the best for pain and headache and stomach pain and i even get leg pains weird ha!
    ———————
    OMG I get leg pain too, I though I was the only weirdo.

  • http://myspace.com/theshowdown Nicole

    Um… Tim is in my address book, and that is NOT the Oceanup Twitter it added when I joined. http://twitter.com/oceanup Why would someone make a fake Oceanup Twitter? WTCBBQ?

  • Anonymous

    LMFAOO!!!!

  • jj

    ooooohhhhhh jennifer said whore on her twitter. oh no
    oh no she didn’t

  • LOL

    I would be so mad if the whole world knew when my vaginal area was leaking like a mofo. But, then, I’d be like fuck it, all girls get it, eventually, unless somethings wrong with you. xD

    Cramps suck.
    Period.[no pun intended]
    The end.

    :P

    Selena & Miley & Jen FTW!!!
    And Demi. :D

  • CDK

    I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YA’LL BUT I DON’T TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR 5 DAYS AND DOESN’T DIE
    (-_-)

    team Semi bitches! haters to the left

  • dulce

    ahahahah that’s funny she basically announced Sel’s on her period…now if I see paparazzi photos within the next few days all I’m ganna think abut is her bloody vag :x

  • Anonymous

    Uh oh just wait until Selena comes to oceanup to read what people are posting about her and sees all THIS, she’s gonna flippin’ freak out!

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE THAT MOVIE AND THAT QUOTE! lol

  • Anonymous

    SEL’S AMAZING ;]

    ohmigosh me and sel are both pmsing. =D oh dang that’s cool for some odd reason lol. and HATERS GTFO.

  • Jayme

    wat does PMsing means?????????
    —————
    LMFAO! your kidding right?
    ____

    im not american i wouldn’t know!

    —–

    i don’t know what it means EXACT
    but i know it stands for period xD
    —————————–
    it stands for premenstrual syndrome

  • Anonymous

    She’s a girl…and she’s 16. Eh, I think it was pretty safe to assume she had her period.

  • Anonymous

    go away.
    when you said was completely irrelevant.

  • Anonymous

    which is more unusual: selena’s sideways vagina or emma roberts’ glass eye?

  • Anonymous

    I got my period @ 13…I’ll never forget it. My momma was embarrassing telling everyone in my family I entered womanhood. lol.

    ————–

    Try getting your period in the fourth grade, then you can complain.

    ————

    FOURTH GRADE!?
    shiittttt.
    i got mine at 15.
    i was a late bloomer.

  • Smosh says:

    Periods suck, and commas rule. :)

  • Anonymous

    i’m glad no one is fighting, to be honest.
    Gah, period is the best subject so far xD
    both miley and selena fans are such bitches.
    but the demi fans are so nice, so selena and miley fans don’t mess with the demi fans. they mess with eachother, though. lol
    like, a lot.
    DeSeMi Ftw

  • Anonymous

    jen has a pretty fact, a little on the chubby side, but she’s cute.

  • Rebecca

    I think she’s okay with it, everyone gets there so it’s not big deal =P

  • Anonymous

    i think if he were a girl, he’d be one hell of a bitch.

    lol. true story. he would define PMS.

  • Anonymous

    wat does PMsing means?????????
    ——-
    seriously !! hahaha

  • Anonymous

    Not really. It’s PRE-Menstrual. Emphasis on “PRE”…it’s BEFORE you start your period.

  • Anonymous

    my cousin got it when she was 9.
    lol i got mine when i was 12 .
    i hated it–i didn’t tell anyonee lol

  • Anonymous

    I love Selena lol

  • Anonymous

    wat does PMsing means?????????
    —————
    its an excuse for girls to be bossy bitches

  • Anonymous

    The worst is getting your period in school.
    See, a lot of people KNOW when theirs is coming.
    Me… no.
    Mine comes on a different week every time.
    Like, some people get it the beginning of the month, some get it the end of the month.
    I never know. It always changes.
    And, I don’t get cramps AT ALL. I never get cramps. So, even when I am getting it, I have no idea because I feel no pain.
    Try getting it in school. Try having it go THROUGH YOUR PANTS, and you have no idea.
    NOT. FUN.

    aw. i get you. have you had yours for very long. usually after about 2 years it gets more regular; about 28 days between.

    ————–

    You would think that happens for everyone.
    I’m 15 and got it in the fourth grade.
    It hasn’t changed since.

  • Anonymous

    I love Selena Gomez’s eyebrows.

  • Anonymous

    i agree.
    why the fuck do we get periods? they hurt.
    why can’t we just get commas?
    they’re painless. LOL
    “IM ON MY COMMA!”

    xD

  • Anonymous

    ewwwwwwwww!

  • safwG

    SHDKLadh’g

  • Anonymous

    jenn is just joking.
    wow.

  • Anonymous

    EWWWWWWW BLOODY VAGINA

    I HOPE YALL SCRUB THAT FISH SANDWICH REAL GOOD IN THE SHOWER

  • Anonymous

    i prefer exclamatin marks (:

  • mileysuckdick

    i heard demi and taylor dating?

  • Sayonara

    Harper saved the day!

  • Anonymous

    Sel – tampons or pads?

  • Anonymous

    ummm…ANYWAY…

  • Anonymous

    at least we know sel aint pregnant xD

  • :)

    Wait so what is the funny story about that Miley wrote about her period in her book? lol no one ever said what it was.

  • Anonymous

    i think if he were a girl, he’d be one hell of a bitch.

    lol. true story. he would define PMS.

    —–
    LOL i can imagine him as a girl

    Denise: Joetta, you better clean up your room
    Joetta: WHAT?!?! ARE YOU TELLING ME TO CLEAN UP MY ROOM?!?! WHAT THE HECK DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU1?!?
    Denise: Excuse you!
    Joetta: *starts crying* IM SORRY MOM I DIDN’T MEAN TO I LOVE YOU
    Denise: O..k
    Joetta: YOU’RE SO MEAN! *runs away crying*

    xD
    hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhaaa

  • http://www.oceanup.com/2009/04/stone-selenas-pmsing-i-fear-my-life.html#comments Anonymous

    lol jen always speaks her mind =]
    lol we all have those days selena

  • Anonymous

    SEL’S AMAZING ;]

    ohmigosh me and sel are both pmsing. =D oh dang that’s cool for some odd reason lol. and HATERS GTFO.
    ——-

    umm you thinking thats cool is not weird at alllll….. lmfao

  • *jonascyruslovatolove*

    Of course Selena will be pissed at Jen. She’s PMS-ing!!!
    LOL

  • lmao

    selena’s gonna be at the hannah premiere tomorrow SURPRISE if not the premiere the after party. thats what one of the guys who’s setting things there up now.

    im excited!

  • Anonymous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOpQZWxTgmk MILEY NEW UTUBE VIDEO!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Wait so what is the funny story about that Miley wrote about her period in her book? lol no one ever said what it was.
    ___________
    yeah, wtf. i dont remmeber hearing anything about that

  • Anonymous

    This girl is freakin weird…

  • Anonymous

    demi dont get her period because she’s pregnant.
    :O

  • Anonymous

    I THOUGHT SHE WAS A PEACEFUL HIPPIE….BUT APPARENTLY SHE’S A DEPRESSED BITCH

  • Anonymous

    I just hate when I get my period when I’m going somewhere where I have to get all dressed up, ya know? Like a dance/party, or on my birthday…lol..

  • Anonymous

    lol hang in their sel ull be ok ithe biggest bitch wen
    i get mine i once threw my math book at this boy

  • Annoyingperson

    If Jen went to my school, I can honestly say that we
    would be good friends.

    She looks like friend material.

  • Anonymous

    everyone has their own chubby side.. except super skinny people.
    but, ya know.
    NO one has the perfect body.
    people say demi&jennifer are too fat, people say demi&selena&miley are too skinny…
    BLAH
    demi and miley aren’t even too skinny!

    people are bipolar about demi’s body lol ;P
    love demi
    love miley
    love selena

  • Anonymous

    they lied

  • Caia

    this is why I love Jen.

  • Anonymous

    i don’t think she’d say that if she was just joking lol but she could be

  • DA CREEPER

    Shut the fuck up
    okay i can bring miley into any post
    i please
    thank you come again
    MILEY>SELENA
    BTFO!

  • Anonymous

    How old are you? GTFO.

  • Jayme

    When I am on my I have to change my pads
    Like 3 times:(

  • smiley

    demi starts her period on the 28th of every month….lol!
    xox demi is awesome

  • Anonymous

    hahah period conv it’s so funny

  • Anonymous

    Wait so what is the funny story about that Miley wrote about her period in her book? lol no one ever said what it was.
    ___________
    yeah, wtf. i dont remmeber hearing anything about that

    ————–

    She talks about having her period, and she ran out of tampons. She went to the dispenser, and lucky for her, 4 tampons fell out.

  • Anonymous

    lmfao ….. she must be some bitch

    ps. i wonder whats sel will do when she sees what jen posted on her twitter, nice bff ehhh?

  • Anonymous

    lol how would you know demi starts on the 28 xD
    is it true? LMFAO
    i remember that selena rumor..
    well at least we now know the truth :P

  • Anonymous

    Selena doesn’t finish filming until tommorrow i thought? i don’t think she’d be back in time. but who knows.

  • Anonymous

    wait… shes only in alegebra 2?

  • Anonymous

    lmao, i found it cool that me and selena have ours on the same day.
    ahcreeper.

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  • Anonymous

    didn’t Demi used to be a guy…? Or am I thinking of someone else?

  • mel

    Shut the fuck up
    okay i can bring miley into any post
    i please
    thank you come again
    MILEY>SELENA
    BTFO!

    Lmao, I’m a Miley fan, a huge one, but no need to bring her into this post. Just laugh at the sillyness of Jen and Selena. o.o

  • Lindz

    I hate periods, i feel for her.

  • nicolle

    HAHA She’s hilarious.
    My kind of people.
    :P

  • Anonymous

    u & me, selena, same page :/

  • Anonymous

    She talks about having her period, and she ran out of tampons. She went to the dispenser, and lucky for her, 4 tampons fell out.
    ___________
    what? in school or what?

  • Anonymous

    demi starts her period on the 28th of every month….lol!
    xox demi is awesome

    ——————
    WHY do you know that. did u ask?? omg.

  • DA CREEPER

    Actually, i don’t
    i’m just stating what is a
    FACT so btfo and suck my imaginary cock
    CUNT!

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    Sel – tampons or pads?
    —–
    lmao
    tampons I think she’s a big girl haha

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Lol!
    Jennifer is hilarious!
    I think she’s kidding about Selena, Selena was probably being bitchy and was like sorry I’m getting my period.
    Its kinda cool to know that the celeb girls who always appear to be happy and perfect get their periods and get moody just like us!

  • Anonymous

    Her tweets are hilarious =P
    BTW, they are both really pretty in that pic.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Periods suck, AND COMMAS RULE!
    Gotta love Smosh. :P

  • Anonymous

    lol, selena has periods! Not too often you hear about that “part of life” with the young disney crowd!

    ————–
    well u dont normally hear it lol, it was only because jen announced it to the world. haha i bet selenas PISSED hahaha

  • Anonymous

    oh my god, that is so wrong! lmao (not the fact that she’s pms-ing)

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    How would you know that?

  • Anonymous

    I just realized how much prettier Jen is than Selena.
    I always thought they were equally pretty, but Jen -IN MY OPINION- is definitely prettier.

  • Vynnie

    I’m glad there’s very few Selena haters in this post.
    I’m a huge Selena fan and I’m glad there’s other Selena fans here. =]

  • Anonymous

    haha. I love Selena, sfm. I want her to be in a movie where she plays a complete and total bitch.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Bahaha I love that video!
    Its on my iPod!
    Ian is pretty hot lol!

  • Anonymous

    i get leg pains too.
    at least now i know why i get them xD

    we learn something new each day huh..

  • jennifer

    I got my period @ 13…I’ll never forget it. My momma was embarrassing telling everyone in my family I entered womanhood. lol.

    ————–

    Try getting your period in the fourth grade, then you can complain.

    ————

    FOURTH GRADE!?
    shiittttt.
    i got mine at 15.
    i was a late bloomer.
    ________________________
    omg i like just got mine and im 15 too! it sucks being a
    a late bloomer

  • Ilalla

    It’s not a big deal we girls get periods, everyone knows.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Haha!
    Joe is definitely a guy though !

  • rebbbizzlee

    haha…?

  • Anonymous

    DID I BY ANY CHANCE OFFEND YOU AND UR ARBY’S ROAST BEEF??!…

    SORRY

  • becky

    i PMS for 5 days and i get mini cramps before and bad cramps on the day and the day after i get it.
    then for the rest of the 3 days, i don’t have cramps and my period gets lighter so yah lol
    mine comes usually around the 26 or something xD

    ^lol thats EXACTLY the same as me!
    i hate the first two days..but the last few days its like its not even there!

  • Anonymous

    my guess would be tampons.—but that’s a little creepy to even think about that.

  • Anonymous

    i got mine in 7th grade.

  • Anonymous

    they lied

    ——–

    No, Miley really talks about having her period.
    http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww203/HannahMileyFan2009/Miles%20To%20Go/P2240222.jpg
    That’s the page from her book.

  • Anonymous

    Selena’s eyes are so expressive.
    Her twinkling, dark eyes have so much depth.

    ———–

    “Twinkling” ….

    Sorry, that comment just really made me laugh
    —————–
    I know right,this ain’t shakespearian hour

  • Anonymous

    what is “periods”?

  • lol

    For some reason, when I read this “demi starts her period on the 28th of every month….lol!
    xox demi is awesome”

    It made me think Selena was like ‘Demi, go tell everyone about your period, so I’m not the only one’

    And a great friend Demi is, she did. ;)

    I’m odd. I’m well aware. :)

  • Anonymous

    Isn’t she a junior?

    I was in Algebra 2 when I was a freshman. LOL. It was indeed quite the little bitch.

  • mel

    Sel – tampons or pads?

    I can’t use tampons to save my life.

  • Lisa Lisa

    Me, too! I got mine was I was just about to turn twelve, and I got it at school right after PE (went to the bathroom). I was really shocked and nervous and didn’t know what to do, so I waited all day until I got back home (about 5 hours later). And when I told my mom she just gave me a hug and cried. LOL.

    I never gotten cramps or moodiness when my period comes, I’m normal. So I never understood why people PMS. I also never know what week it will come, but it’s usually a Friday. : D And I get it around the same time as my mom.

  • Anonymous

    didn’t Demi used to be a guy…? Or am I thinking of someone else?

    ————
    aren’t u funny….how bout u STFU!

  • Anonymous

    lol. i bet selena’s real pissed now.

  • Anonymous

    I got my period at ten years old.
    People, my reaction to it was EPIC.
    I remember looking down and screaming louder than I have ever screamed before.
    I thought I was dying. I seriously thought at that moment I was going to die.
    i was so scared that I seriously started bawling like you can’t imagine.
    I really wish I got it on tape.

  • Anonymous

    SELENAS GOT FISH IN HER VAG
    I SAYYYYD
    FISH IN HER VAG
    PUT DAT SHYAT IN THE OVEN
    LETS MAKE FISHSTICKS
    BIOOOOTTTCCCHHH

  • Anonymous

    lol
    we know what ur going through Selena

  • BlowMe

    Her & Nick wont be having sex tonight.

  • Anonymous

    Wait so what is the funny story about that Miley wrote about her period in her book? lol no one ever said what it was.
    ___________
    yeah, wtf. i dont remmeber hearing anything about that

    ————–

    She talks about having her period, and she ran out of tampons. She went to the dispenser, and lucky for her, 4 tampons fell out.
    ———-
    I don’t get how that is a ‘funny’ story haha. can someone post the actual story? maybe that will be funnier than you just telling us haha

  • Anonymous

    This is probably going to be the “most talked about” post on here. hahaah it just cracks me up how people really care about this stuff. It happens to everyone, I mean why is it so EPIC when a celeb. gets it or talks about it.

  • Anonymous

    demi starts her period on the 28th of every month….lol!
    xox demi is awesome

    ___________________

    that’s stupid, you don’t know that.

  • Anonymous

    WHEN BLOOD SUIRTS OUT OF THE VAGINA

  • Anonymous

    No, Miley really talks about having her period.
    http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww203/HannahMileyFan2009/Miles%20To%20Go/P2240222.jpg
    That’s the page from her book.
    _________________

    EPIC

  • Anonymous

    why would you say you’re normal?
    LOL, like based on the comments, 95% percent of the people get crams when they’re on their period.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    O_O

  • Anonymous

    Her & Nick wont be having sex tonight.

    ————-

    They won’t… Nick and Miley will.

  • Anonymous

    miley is pregnant

  • Anonymous

    I love the ‘School is an evil whore thing’ its awesome!!!!@

  • http://www.youtube.comshahanna10 Hannah
  • Anonymous

    The only bad part about EVERYONE knowing about periods is guys ALWAYS suspect just because you bitch out means youre either pmsing or on your period.

    LIKE WTF?!

    We can bitch out whenever, it doesn’t always mean that. :)

    Ahaha. Speaking of PMSing..
    ..Guilty. :P

  • Anonymous

    selena must be a real biiiitch.
    & selena’s twitter said she was taking
    a break from her computer for awhile.

    i wonder what’s up with her.

  • Anonymous

    hahaaa, wow she totally annocned that in public. i wonder what sel is thinking right now? no need to be embrass any girl would know that well girls who got in already byt yeahhhhh im on mine nowwww, but im not pissy im like happy weird right?

  • mojo

    No, Miley really talks about having her period.
    http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww203/HannahMileyFan2009/Miles%20To%20Go/P2240222.jpg
    That’s the page from her book.

    Epic win

  • Ashley

    NOW Jen better REALLY fear for her life cuz i’d kill her for posting that on the internet lol!!!

  • jesssssssss

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    <3

    if she was pissed before this tweet …
    don’t wanna know how she’s gonna react after ;D

  • Anonymous

    Like, on My Girl when Vada got her period, didn’t she think she was hemmoraging? lol

  • Anonymous

    *SQUIRTS

    OOPSIE

  • Julia

    Selena’s eyes are so expressive.
    Her twinkling, dark eyes have so much depth.

  • Anonymous

    its a fact of life.
    girls get periods.
    and guys get boners.
    what can i say?
    we all have the same problems, expect for girls getting bones (;

  • jennifer

    I got my period at ten years old.
    People, my reaction to it was EPIC.
    I remember looking down and screaming louder than I have ever screamed before.
    I thought I was dying. I seriously thought at that moment I was going to die.
    i was so scared that I seriously started bawling like you can’t imagine.
    I really wish I got it on tape.
    _______________________________________
    hahaha that is soooooooooooooooooooo freaking
    hilarious. i wasn’t surprised when i first got mine
    and i was pretty chill about it. but that’s cuz i was
    15

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Lol, guys get BONERS!
    At least when girls get their periods guys can’t exactly tell unless you leak.
    However, you can COMPLETELY notice when a guy has a boner!
    Lmfao I was playing 10 fingers with my guyfriends and some of my girl friends as well and I love how guys respond to the never have I ever had a boner in front of a girl question. They’re like it just happens gosh!
    Ya periods suck, but at least guys can’t tell most of the time!

  • Anonymous

    This page doesnt exist

  • Anonymous

    I agree with Jen. I freaking hate Algebra 2, its so boring, plus my teacher is always getting off subject, and his life stories are becoming pretty predictable by now. :/

  • Dumm Blonnd

    I know right? It’s not like they’re ‘magical’ and don’t have periods. LMFAO

  • Anonymous

    I got my period at ten years old.
    People, my reaction to it was EPIC.
    I remember looking down and screaming louder than I have ever screamed before.
    I thought I was dying. I seriously thought at that moment I was going to die.
    i was so scared that I seriously started bawling like you can’t imagine.
    I really wish I got it on tape.

    xD i cried too, but I kinda knew I was going to get it any time soon. My mother and I had had talks, but when I saw it, I freaked and just broke down. My mom rushed over to me, and laughed.

  • Anonymous

    You would think that happens for everyone.
    I’m 15 and got it in the fourth grade.
    It hasn’t changed since.
    —-

    wait as in it still isnt regular for you?
    geez. that must be ridiculously annoying.
    then again, i still dont count days so. im usually just going by intuition.

  • Anonymous

    Selena’s eyes are so expressive.
    Her twinkling, dark eyes have so much depth.

    ———–

    “Twinkling” ….

    Sorry, that comment just really made me laugh
    —————–
    I know right,this ain’t shakespearian hour

    ————-

    LMFAO! I swear, when I read her comment I was like “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
    Twinkling eyes…. okay.

  • Anonymous

    For some reason, when I read this “demi starts her period on the 28th of every month….lol!
    xox demi is awesome”

    It made me think Selena was like ‘Demi, go tell everyone about your period, so I’m not the only one’

    And a great friend Demi is, she did. ;)

    I’m odd. I’m well aware. :)

    _________________

    Demi told everyone about her period ?

  • Eva

    haha (:
    That’s nice.
    Jen ans Selena are awesome.

  • Anonymous

    Ya periods suck, but at least guys can’t tell most of the time!
    _________________
    Except for when your friends twitter about it or if you publish a book about it LOLOL

  • Anonymous

    hahah i know. can’t a girl just be annoyed without being accused of pmsing? its annoying lol

  • Lisa Lisa

    LOL. Jennifer Stone is a real person, too! I don’t see Selena putting up those thing. She should really stop worrying what others think and be free to express herself. I used to be a little like that, but people like me more now that I am who I am. And so do I! It’s a win win situation.

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    I guess because they always appear so happy and cool on the red carpet and stuff that we forget that they still get their periods lol!

  • lonely

    one tyme i wuz havin sex wif
    the bf nd i started my
    period as we were havin sexx
    and it like
    poured everywherreee
    it wass so gross
    n then he broke up wif me :[

  • Cami

    Haha, love them. =]

  • Rachel=]

    I love Jen. She seems so real. I agree about school being a whore and whoever invented Algebra 2 is evil. I hate Algebraaa!!!

  • Anonymous

    I think they’re both very pretty. But for me, Selena has the edge. But I love them both, sfm.

  • Anonymous

    I got my period at ten years old.
    People, my reaction to it was EPIC.
    I remember looking down and screaming louder than I have ever screamed before.
    I thought I was dying. I seriously thought at that moment I was going to die.
    i was so scared that I seriously started bawling like you can’t imagine.
    I really wish I got it on tape.

    xD i cried too, but I kinda knew I was going to get it any time soon. My mother and I had had talks, but when I saw it, I freaked and just broke down. My mom rushed over to me, and laughed.

    ——-

    Yeah, but were you ten?
    I was never so scared in my life.
    Like… helllloo! blood coming out of your vajay. not exactly what every ten year old expects.

  • Anonymous

    You have too much blood.
    ————————-
    i wieght 95 pounds

  • Anonymous

    I guess because they always appear so happy and cool on the red carpet and stuff that we forget that they still get their periods lol!
    _____________
    Maybe thats why its the RED carpet

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Haha that reminds me of a part in Clueless when Dion and her boyfriend are fighting!
    He’s like is it that time of the month again?
    Oh gosh that’d be embarrassing if a guy asked me that lmfao!

  • Anonymous

    SELENA HASN’T EVEN STARTED HER PERIOD….

    ———-

    I wouldn’t be surprised. She has the body of a 11 year old.

  • jaycee

    This post is epic…

    I think they should have more of these. They are fuckin hilarious

  • Becca

    Haha oh my gosh. I was 12 when I got my period for the first time. I woke up and had like really bad cramps, there was a stain on my sheets! I started crying and freaking out and I went to the living room and my mom saw and she laughed at me out of good humor…and I felt stupid for crying after that hahah. But I remember I went to this thing with my friend and my cousin and i didn’t say anything about having started it and I felt weird about it, scared to tell lol. When I started school, two of my friends and I were talking about what was better…pads or tampons, it was weird.

    I’ve only just now become comfortable about talking about it with friends and I’m 19! I don’t really get cramps, but if I do they’re really bad. I normally just get moody and I crave food all the time when I’m on mine.

    I mean but it’s normal, so why be afraid to talk about it?

    And haha, Jennifer and Selena are awesome!

  • Anonymous

    In that video that jen and selena made of hot n cold..selena doesn’t even say PMS. she says you are a mess. shes so caught up with being such a good girl and not doing anything. She’s kinda boring but so pretty.

    Just sayin

    ———-
    shoot, i know this is Reeeallyy late, but I noticed that too!! Jen messed it up and said it the first and 2nd verse :P hah but i know shes like you, are a mess. idk why? its weird….

  • oh yeah well your face

    lmao, this is why i love jennifer. she’s always speaking her mind.

  • Anonymous

    SELENA HASN’T EVEN STARTED HER PERIOD….