Jonas Brothers SURPRISE FAN CALL

Jonas Brothers randomly call a girl, but she doesn’t freak out.

  • Anonymous

    OMG NICK HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND HE WAS SEEN WITH A GIRL HOLDING HANDS ITS ON SOME SITE.IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME LOOK IT UP..

    see shes not a disney girl shes not even famous

  • Tamara@

    suuuuuuure

  • megzie

    KEVIN is SOOO freaking GAY, im not trying to be rude but im telling you, man. if looking at his pictures and videos isnt enough just listen to his voice and the way he talks. i swear if i never knew who he was i would have thought ” oh this guy must be gay”. either he knows it and doesnt want to say anything, he doesnt know it yet or like he knows it but doesnt want to believe it. im sure his brothers bring that to mind at times, evenhis girlfriend has to think that, hes more feminine than she is. and he seriously needs to get rid of those man heels.

    ———————————————-

    Just because a guys voice is somewhat femanine doesn’t really say much about him being gay or not. its a stereo type. There are some gay men out their that don’t have a high voice.

  • MANDY

    hahaha
    omg
    i would be like;

    mkdjnhgjhfjhgjh
    fkdjghkjfhg?
    fkhdfkjh!!
    lkdjfjkhf

    hahaha : D

  • Rae-uh

    okay..first of all.
    SHE HANDLED THAT SITUATION VERY WELL!!
    She did NOT scream in his hear and they had a DECENT conversation. there is nothing wrong with that.

  • Stephanie

    What are you talking about? Kelsey is OLD.

  • Lauren

    I sometimes freak out. I didnt completely freak out when i met taylor swift, rodney atkins, and jason michael carrol. but i shed a few tears. When I met Demi I cried hysterically… (i was pms-ing and when im pms-ing i cry) lol. i started crying when i saw demi…before that i was fine. haha. and i cried a few tears when i talked to jordin sparks and emily osment on radio disney. lol.

  • Stephanie

    I feel bad for Kevin…
    He’s the one calling the fans and he gets no love whatsoever. Seriously, I bet if it was Nick that girl would be crying. I don’t like the Jonas Brothers, but poor Kevin. Kevin, you have my support. <3

  • Kay

    luckyyyy chick.

  • Anonymous

    me to all my haters and that hoe miley..
    You See Da Outfit Bitch,
    (I’m Killin You Hoes)
    Cute Face and Ass Swole,
    (I’m Killin You Hoes)
    I Got Da Best Pussy Out,
    (I’m Killin You Hoes)
    And Aint Nothin’ You Can Do About It
    (I’m Killin You Hoes)
    [repeat twice]

    *1st Verse*
    I don’t Care What A Bitch Think Or How I A Hoe Feel,
    Cuz Aint Nan One Of You Hoes Payin My Bills,
    And Aint Nan One Of You Hoes Finna Buy Me Crib,
    And Aint Nan One Of You Hoes Finna Get Me A Whip,
    I Kno I Must Make A Lot Of Yall Hoes Sick,
    All I Can Tell Is Hoe Get Use To It Bitch,
    Cuz Ms. Trina Da Baddest As It Fuckin Get
    And I Dont Sweat Niggas, I Dont Fight Over Dick
    So While You Fuckin For Free I’m Tryin To Get Rich
    And Dont U Cross Dat Line Cuz I Get Hot Quick
    And If U Do Its Gon Be Me And You Up In Dis Bitch
    And I’ma Show You They Call Me Da Baddest Bitch

    [Repeat Chorus Twice]

    *2nd Verse*
    You See Da Outfit Bitch And You Kno What It Cost
    Look How My Ass Poke Out When I Walk
    Cuz Yo Nigga Wanna Fuck Me It Aint My Fault
    And Da Pussy Sit Up Real Nice In My Shorts
    Hate It Or Love It Cuz You Broke Hoe Dont Talk
    And I Can Go In Any Club And Shut DaT Bitch Down
    And I Can Come To Any City And Make It My Town
    And When You See Me Hoe You Betta Smile And Dont Frown
    Cuz I Gotta Couple Of My Dogs Dats Ready To Clown
    And You Be Best Off Sittin Yo Tired Ass Down
    And All You Jealous Ass Hoes You Betta Move Round
    And Ask These Hoes In Dade How I Gets Down

    [Repeat Chorus Twice]

    *3rd Verse*
    The Topic Of Discussion I Fuck Who Ever I Want
    Look At Me Bitch I Got Everythang You Hoes Want
    I Can Fuck A Nigga In A Bently Or A Nigga In A Dunk
    You Get Yo Money In Pieces I Get Mine In A Lump
    You Only Ballin On Weekends I Ball Da Whole Month
    I’m Just A Hood Bitch With Suburban Cash
    A Lil Fly Ass Chick Who Got A Lot Of Class
    I Wanna Spend Yo Money Nigga And Put Mine In A Stash
    You Got Me Fucked Up Cuz Trina Gon Have Da Last Laugh
    Get To Yo Hustlin Hoe Look Like You Doin Bad
    You Lost A Lot A Weight Shit You Fallin Off Fast
    I Feel Sorry For You Might Let You Barrow Some Ass

    [ Repeat Chorus Twice ]

  • Anonymous

    yeah ok..dont believe..YOUR THE ONE MISSING OUT FOOL

  • http://www.myspace.com/getlike_jonas yaz

    wtff. she doesn’t have to freak out.
    fans who freak out oare gay

  • Anonymous

    kevin sounds like he is gay

  • TWITTER.COM/SELENAGOMEZ

    IM SELENA..TO ALL MY HATERS
    You See Da Outfit Bitch,
    (I’m Killin You Hoes)
    Cute Face and Ass Swole,
    (I’m Killin You Hoes)
    I Got Da Best Pussy Out,
    (I’m Killin You Hoes)
    And Aint Nothin’ You Can Do About It
    (I’m Killin You Hoes)
    [repeat twice]

    *1st Verse*
    I don’t Care What A Bitch Think Or How I A Hoe Feel,
    Cuz Aint Nan One Of You Hoes Payin My Bills,
    And Aint Nan One Of You Hoes Finna Buy Me Crib,
    And Aint Nan One Of You Hoes Finna Get Me A Whip,
    I Kno I Must Make A Lot Of Yall Hoes Sick,
    All I Can Tell Is Hoe Get Use To It Bitch,
    Cuz Ms. Trina Da Baddest As It Fuckin Get
    And I Dont Sweat Niggas, I Dont Fight Over Dick
    So While You Fuckin For Free I’m Tryin To Get Rich
    And Dont U Cross Dat Line Cuz I Get Hot Quick
    And If U Do Its Gon Be Me And You Up In Dis Bitch
    And I’ma Show You They Call Me Da Baddest Bitch

    [Repeat Chorus Twice]

    *2nd Verse*
    You See Da Outfit Bitch And You Kno What It Cost
    Look How My Ass Poke Out When I Walk
    Cuz Yo Nigga Wanna Fuck Me It Aint My Fault
    And Da Pussy Sit Up Real Nice In My Shorts
    Hate It Or Love It Cuz You Broke Hoe Dont Talk
    And I Can Go In Any Club And Shut DaT Bitch Down
    And I Can Come To Any City And Make It My Town
    And When You See Me Hoe You Betta Smile And Dont Frown
    Cuz I Gotta Couple Of My Dogs Dats Ready To Clown
    And You Be Best Off Sittin Yo Tired Ass Down
    And All You Jealous Ass Hoes You Betta Move Round
    And Ask These Hoes In Dade How I Gets Down

    [Repeat Chorus Twice]

    *3rd Verse*
    The Topic Of Discussion I Fuck Who Ever I Want
    Look At Me Bitch I Got Everythang You Hoes Want
    I Can Fuck A Nigga In A Bently Or A Nigga In A Dunk
    You Get Yo Money In Pieces I Get Mine In A Lump
    You Only Ballin On Weekends I Ball Da Whole Month
    I’m Just A Hood Bitch With Suburban Cash
    A Lil Fly Ass Chick Who Got A Lot Of Class
    I Wanna Spend Yo Money Nigga And Put Mine In A Stash
    You Got Me Fucked Up Cuz Trina Gon Have Da Last Laugh
    Get To Yo Hustlin Hoe Look Like You Doin Bad
    You Lost A Lot A Weight Shit You Fallin Off Fast
    I Feel Sorry For You Might Let You Barrow Some Ass

    [ Repeat Chorus Twice ]

  • Frank

    that was deep.

  • think about it

    JONAS BROTHERS = RACIST

  • Anonymous

    WTF

  • Anonymous

    that is the most stupid song ever.

  • Anonymous

    thats weird who loves that old fuck

  • Anonymous

    kevin sounds like he is gay
    ———————
    because he is.

  • Anonymous

    that was deep.
    ————

    LOL
    ikr

  • Anonymous

    OMG NICK HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND HE WAS SEEN WITH A GIRL HOLDING HANDS ITS ON SOME SITE.IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME LOOK IT UP..

    see shes not a disney girl shes not even famous
    ——————————————————

    how could we look it up if you havent gave us the website.

  • Anonymous

    FRANK OMG YOU ARE BACK!

  • me

    there awesome!
    and so is that girl!

    go her!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-QG56XKm_c

  • http://pushplay.fanfilled.com Niny

    holy pancakes!!
    i would like start to cry and freak out.

  • aNonymous

    Go to every site and tell people to stop responding..til we get a valid sighting of Jonas and a new page for it..pass this on..Miley has had her day and this is enough..where are the paps when you need them..no Jamba Juice runs, where is the studio? Paps must know…Jonus fix please!!!

  • `Senia

    MIley Cyrus kissing NIck at KCA!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqMtm5tMacc

  • Carolyn

    no.

  • Carolyn

    boohoo.

  • Anonymous

    All of Metro Station’s songs sound exactly the same. They fucking suck.

  • Anonymous

    yah you could tell she was really exited tho.

  • Anonymous

    great the fag called frank is back

  • Anonymous

    she’s so lucky Kevin called her :D

  • Anonymous

    My bad, in my desperation I spelled Jonas as Jonus..yikes…I need to repent…

  • Anonymous

    heyy has anyone seen hannah montana the movie yet??

  • gaybros

    once more i hear boohoo and i swear i will fuck your mom…

  • mel

    these are the kind of fans i love!
    !!

  • Carolyn

    i could never imagine being Nick or Miley and finding that shit online.
    disguisting.

  • Anonymous

    no, but she just made her first stop in knoxville TN i guess because she was already in TN

  • Carolyn

    i love metro stations new song kelsey

    ——

    new?…….
    —-
    I love that song too, but its not new, i think it was their first single, when they first started it out

  • Yvonne

    Aw, Kevin is so sweet and he sounds hella sexy to boot.

  • bipbundleofhope!

    i wouldve been freaking out
    but what happend to joe and nick?
    its always kevin he cares about his fans

  • Lori
  • Dalia

    ohh shes so lucky!

  • Anonymous

    i would love if they called me! i like the fans that done’t freak out, it shows we’re normal

  • Anonymous

    First suckers. Haha shame, Jonas Brothers suck. I would just hang up.

  • gaby

    im sooo glad she didnt freak out! that would have made the whole thing really bad & akward for him probably.

  • Anonymous

    aw man, i wish id get a call back “/

  • Jayme

    I would freak out!!!! And first:)

  • JJdhfjasldjfjasd

    thats so coooool!!

  • lezzy:]

    hhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa me too.

  • ashlayy

    dude, like they waked me up when jonas brothers saynow called me…im like hello? hello? you have a messg from saynow im like great..lol..bt that girl really didnt sound excited..maybe if it was nick or joe..idk..i like kevin though…too…who knows…byee.

  • Anonymous

    I would have ben like r u serious or is this a joke but i wouldn’t freak out either.

  • jeresygirlhater

    no one cares about jonas papps do not follow losers and if oceanup starts anything relating to jonas than i will not come to oceanup.anyways now the star is no longer miley,jb,taylor or selena but jeresygirl and she is a bitch

  • kaygirl+jb

    what? Does she even know how lucky she is!
    i would’ve been in hysterics
    -lol no joke

  • Anonymous


    check out
    http://WWW.LUV2LUVJONAS.COM

    If you’re a Jonas Brothers fan. :)

  • Blakeee

    the girl was acting all normal…
    i would’ve been screaming &+ not able
    to talk what-so-ever.
    I WISH THAT WAS ME!
    &+ that was nice of kevin to do that.
    he probably just had some spare time to call,
    it doesn’t mean that nick and joe don’t care!
    anyway, I LOVE JONAS BROTHERSSS!
    JULY 15th CONCERT IN THEIR HOMETOWNN!–don’t hatee

  • Anonymous

    ohh geesshh !
    that concert was like two days ago !
    my friends were there , aweeesommee(:

  • Anonymous

    KEVIN is SOOO freaking GAY, im not trying to be rude but im telling you, man. if looking at his pictures and videos isnt enough just listen to his voice and the way he talks. i swear if i never knew who he was i would have thought ” oh this guy must be gay”. either he knows it and doesnt want to say anything, he doesnt know it yet or like he knows it but doesnt want to believe it. im sure his brothers bring that to mind at times, evenhis girlfriend has to think that, hes more feminine than she is. and he seriously needs to get rid of those man heels.

  • http://www.youtube.com/jonasgeek08 Sophie

    she’s like ‘hey.. who’s this?’

    ….well it’s obviously kevin…

  • Sara

    LOL @ THE JONAS BROTHERS

    …wait that was only kevin.
    hmmmmmm wtfffffffff

    k so the only way i’ll be interested in the jonas brothers again, is if they get their own personal twitters. thats the only way, cuz atm they are nothing to me but boring business people who want money.

    ps. they’d also have to twitter themselve, not like their blogs……….

  • Anonymous

    First suckers. Haha shame, Jonas Brothers suck. I would just hang up.
    ——————————–

    Nobody cares. k.
    and your not first. HAHAH SUCKER

  • Anonymous

    I love Kevin! he cares so much for his fans
    because back when he was in high
    he use to be a nerd with only 2 friends…so he probably relates to us the most and
    hates how some celebrities treat their fans…he’s so nice and down to earth!

  • Anonymous

    joe and nick ? wooww ?
    i love kevin :)
    i would have been freaking out.
    yeah i’m glad she didn’t freak out though.
    that would have made it really wierd
    hahah.

  • Victoria

    omg, i live like 5 min. away from where they were having that concert. it was downtown sac! man in the words of jennette mccurdy…i was “so close, yet so far away!” from having them call me

  • Anonymous

    I love Kevin! he cares so much for his fans
    because back when he was in high
    he use to be a nerd with only 2 friends…so he probably relates to us the most and
    hates how some celebrities treat their fans…he’s so nice and down to earth!
    ——————————–
    highschool*

  • Anonymous

    i would have reacted the same way she did
    because there normal human beings

  • Anonymous

    haha, thats so funny..your not first haha

  • Sonny

    I wouldn’t have freaked out either. I would just
    have been like omgosh, “HEY!” And then would have
    had a convo like a regular friend. =)

  • Carlie

    oh hai all time low being mentioned on a jb phone call?!

  • Anonymous

    follow me on twitter.com?ashlayyy92
    and myspace.com/krazyashley21
    thanks peeps.

  • Anonymous

    LUCKY!!!

  • Leah

    honestly- all the fakes and haters need to go and never come back. you ruin it for everyone else. you are all SO rude and predictable. grow up a little bit and stop being NASTY!! its so rude and wrong.

    ANYWAYS- if i was that girl i would be like YAAA RIGHT and not believe it… it seems a little fake, but maybe she just was really really excited for her concert? haha who knows…

  • katieeee!

    what. the. fuck.
    lucky bitch. if he called me i would’ve started
    screaming.

  • tara

    damn shes lucky and not even because kevin called
    but because shes going to that concert with pretty much all my favorite bands lucky lucky girl!

    ps i am a JB and Kevin fan before yall attack me

  • Tory

    kevin sounds like a girl
    honestly…he should just be like a hairdresser
    they all need to get out of the entertainment business
    because they all have NO talent, looks, or decency.
    boo the Jonas Brothers

  • Yvonne

    Go fuck yourself bitch. I am tired of the gay shit when it comes to Kevin and he can wear anything he wants

  • Yvonne

    I have a thought. Was she driving at the time she got the call? Maybe thats why she didn’t freak and didn’t want to land in a ditch.

  • Anonymous

    i wouldve been freaking out
    but what happend to joe and nick?
    its always kevin he cares about his fans
    ———————
    Just stop please. Just because they didn’t talk doesn’t mean they don’t care. Nick in particular has been expressing so much appreciation for the fans and saying how great their fans are!!!! Don’t try to start that nonsense!

  • Anonymous

    Jerseygirlhater your a TOTAL LOSER…I love those like Jerseygirl who are there for OUR MAN…

  • Nicole

    DUDE THAT WAS TOTALLY MY FRIEND!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    They don’t have to jump through hoops for you or anybody else. That’s ok,they have alot of other fans.

  • Mrs. Joe Jonas

    She is so lucky! I would act pretty much just like her, I mean I don’t want the Jonas Brothers to think that I was like a freak. lol

  • Anonymous

    lucky! i wana nick to calll meee

  • Anonymous
  • gaybros

    gay bros go away no one wants to hear you anyways and it totally spoiled my day

  • Anonymous

    that was nice of him, i wouldn’t have freaked out either, and i wish i could go to that c concert on april 21

  • sara

    you can bet she had a heart attack after she got off the phone, though. i would have.

  • Anonymous

    Since it’s Good Friday I’ll just call you a LIAR and not all of the other things I wanted to say!

  • Anonymous

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  • Sara

    wowowoowowowwwwww
    you must be super desperate for friends,
    if your posting your twitter one oceanup.

    LOL

  • Anonymous

    she wasnt freaking out because she ddnt want them to think shes weird or crazy

  • anounuuum

    i’m jealous she is going to all time low’s consert

  • yvonnehater

    yvonne i have a question 4 ya…if you are in your 20s then how come you come on oceanup at this time dont you have a job or something

  • lolz

    nick&joe just don’t care anymore :(

  • Anonymous

    Holy shit lucky whore!
    i would have been like dieing!
    i be gasping for air trying to say one word!
    shes soo lucky!

  • gabby

    ahh! lucky. i wouldnt have freaked out either. i dont want them to think all their fans are crazy obsessive like the ones that cry hysterically. dont you think its a bit awkward for them? no offense to those of you who do that, but really. they call to thank you and youll be like hysterical. and just because nick and joe werent there doesnt mean they dont care. all three care about their fans so much, why do you think they do all these things for us? maybe joe and nick were doing something, were busy, or had something else to do. you dont know what they were doing, so really back off.

    jonasff

  • LittleWasserman

    Its just kevin. I love Kevin because he writes the personal blogs and he is honest

  • BRING BACK TYPEPAD COMMENT SYSTEM!

    Haha i love how calm she was – Kevin seemed kind of like he wanted the horrific-usual-fan-screaming, afterall thats what they usually get

  • katee.

    i like how she doesn’t freak out and scream but you can still tell she’s excited. see, not all of us fans are psycho teenies.

    ps. fall out boy atl and metro station concert ftw. i’m jealous.

  • Anonymous

    maybe nick and joe were doing other say now messages. all three of them dont have to do everything together. just because you didnt here them respond to this fan doesnt mean they dont care about the fans like kevin does

    peace love jonas<3

  • Anonymous

    yeah he’s real honest when he’s kissing his girlfriend on the beach then goes to an interview and denies having one

  • Anonymous

    omg they called me once..and i was freakin out. but it ended up being my bro playing a prank on me..oh well ilove the jonas brothers. kevin <3 nick <3 joe <3

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ9KV8DbFxg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ9KV8DbFxg

  • Maryy

    Aww. damn. That girl is really lucky.
    going to the concert of my fave bands
    AND having Kevin Jonas cal her!
    wow.

  • Anonymous

    OMG, THATS SO SWEET OF KEVIN! I LOVE HIM :)
    and congrads to that girl! i’d totally be freaking out.
    and she kinda was freaking, just not screaming, which
    was good, haha.
    ah, im going to see FOB, ALL TIME LOW, METRO STATION,
    HEY MONDAY & COBRA STARSHIP TOOO! APRIL 26TH BAYBAY.

  • Anonymous

    maybe nick and joe were doing other say now messages. all three of them dont have to do everything together. just because you didnt here them respond to this fan doesnt mean they dont care about the fans like kevin does

    peace love jonas
    ————–
    Thank you

  • Carolyn

    boohoo

  • http://fanfiction.net/~mashiitastic Mashiitastic

    I personally really like her. She’s obviously a nice girl with good taste in music. The fans who don’t freak out are the ones that realize the Jonas Brothers are pretty normal people. She probably would’ve reacted the same way if it was Joe or Nick. Eh, probably not, but she still sounded pretty excited.

  • Yvonne

    *ignore*

  • Anonymous

    Aww, it was Kevin so I would’ve told him how much I adore him. If it was either of the other two, I would’ve just hung up. Don’t really care for them, tbh.

  • Allie

    I think she did kind of freak out. :)

    ahh,
    i’d scream.
    xD

  • gaybros

    wtf do you mean by boohoo what are you 8yrts old.stupid kid!

  • SOOO

    Whose song is this???

  • Anonymous

    thats soooo cool!!! gosh she is so lucky!!! LUCKY GIRL =]

  • Anonymous

    nick&joe just don’t care anymore :(
    ———————
    GROW UP !!! They are very grateful to the fans. Don’t even start with that!!!

  • Anonymous

    Cool. I like all those bands except Metro Station. They suck monkey balls.

  • http://new.oceanup.com/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=register&blog_id=2&return_to= Lindsey

    she didnt’ like go insane on them (it was kevin and joe i heard but not nick) but she wasn’t like oh hey she was like OMG HI HOW R U in a freaked out surprised voice i mean they were probably happy the girl didn’t like totally go insane on them.

  • yvonnehater

    you are going to ignore me because you are busted mrs.yvonne.you are an old stalker please get out of oceanup you are making us uncomfy

  • Anonymous

    i kinda feel like it was staged :(
    the girl wasn’t even like surprised or anything.
    but hey, maybe she thought it was a prank.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlO6xyLrdWQ You Don’t Know Me
  • L

    wow she kept it together haha .. thats sweet that he called. It’s so funny though, convo’s like that are so awkward and strained.. its like “soooo heyy umm whats up” … would have been jokes if she was flipping out

  • Anonymous

    miley is in the kitchen cooking dinner)
    nick:*starts kissing miley*
    miley:stop nicky im cooking
    nick:so*bites her neck*
    miley:*moans*
    Nick smiles, starts continuously kissing her and starts to undo her pants.
    Miley: *In between kisses* What if someone comes in?
    Nick: *In between kisses* I’ll lay on you and cover you.
    MILEY:k baby
    Nick: Yay! *Slowly slides off her pant*
    Miley: starts continuously kissing him and pulls off his shirt.
    Nick pulls off her shirt and takes off her bra.
    Miley: slides off his pants and kisses from his jaw bone to his neck.
    Nick: *Moans softly* (Starts dry humping her]
    Miley: Mmm. *Grindes on him*
    Nick: *Moans loudly*
    Miley: starts biting his neck roughly.
    Nick: *Moans loudly* *Takes off her underwear*
    Miley: *lides off his boxers and drags her nails on his dick*
    Nick: *Moans super loud* *oes in her and goes super fast
    Miley: Uhhh!
    Nick: *Put his mouth on her shoulder**Moans super loud*
    Miley: starts biting his neck and humping him.
    Nick: *Moans loudly*
    miley:*moans super loud*
    nick:yellssoftly in pleasure and ejaculates.
    miley:ahhh *has an orgasm
    Kevin comes in while miley is having her orgasm.
    Kevin: Nick! miley!
    miley:AHHHHH
    Nick: *Lays flat on her*MMM! What?
    Kevin: Y’all are having sex in the kitchen.
    Nick: *Smiling softly*We got caught up in the moment.
    Kevin: On the counter?
    Nick: …*Smiles*Yeah.
    MILEY:*EMBARRESED*
    Kevin: …It’s ok…,but get a room next time
    Nick: *Smiles*Ok.
    Kevin: *goes to leave*
    Nick: You didn’t want to stay and watch *sarcasticly*
    Kevin: No thank you
    miley: that was embarrassing as hell
    Nick:*smiling* sorry
    Miley:its ok
    Nick: Did you have fun
    miley:*kisses him*Yeah
    Nick: *Starts going in and out off her*Good
    miley:mmmmm
    Nick:*smiles and does in faster*What’s wrong
    Danielle: *Breathing heavy*Nothing. *grips the counter *
    Nick: * smiles and goes slower *are you sure?
    miley: F-f-faster.
    Nick: *Smiles and goes slower* wat I can’t hear you.
    miley:MMM! FASTER!
    Nick: [Goes slower] I still can hear you.
    miley:nickolas jonas PLEASE!
    Nick smiles and goes as fast as he can. Danielle
    miley:puts her mouth on his neck and scream in pleasure and has an orgasm.
    Nick: *Moans loudly*
    miley:relaxes and is breathing super heavy.
    Nick:*Slightly breathing heavy *Did you have fun *slowly pulls out *
    miley:*Moans softly* Mmhm.
    Nick: *Smiles and kisses her*Good.
    miley: *Sits up, covering herself, and kisses bac* Did you
    Nick: Yeah
    miley: That’s good. …Can you hand me my clothes
    Nick: Aww, do you have to get dressed
    Danielle: I guess not. *Hops off the counter still uncovering herself*
    Nick: *Hops off with her and hugs her*
    miley: *hugs back*
    Nick: Are you going to continue cooking
    Danielle: Naked
    Nick: Sure
    Danielle: You have to cover me if someone comes in.
    Nick: Gladly
    Danielle: Thanks for covering me when Kevin came in.
    Nick: *Hugs her from behind and lightly presses against her* You’re welcome.
    Danielle: Please if you want in go in just do it im still horny
    Nick:k *doesnt go in* *presses up her harder*
    miley:just go in *begging*
    Nick: *Presses harder, whispers in her ear* I bet you would like that
    miley:YESSSS
    Nick :smiling kisses the side of her neck.
    Danielle: I can’t believe I’m cooking naked where anyone could come in.
    Nick: And you’ve got your sexy Boyfriend on your on your back.
    miley:yea i got my boyfriend
    Nick: hey *pulls out* *gets dressed*
    miley:*still horny* i love u my sexy boyfriend *hugs him*
    Nick:smiles and hugs back tightly.
    miley:*kisses the side of his neck and continues cooking *
    Nick:* wraps his arms back around her and presses back against her
    miley:k the food is done * gets dressed *
    nick:lets go upstairs
    miley:k fine *yells * guys food is done
    joe:yes
    niley:*leave upstairs*
    miley:*kisses him with all her pashion then turns on push it by salt and pepper and grinds
    nick:*moans*
    miley:*takes off both their clothes and continues to grind
    nick:mileyyy
    miley:sucks his dick
    nick:mileyyy
    miley:*comes up* what baby
    nick:im tired *smiles*
    miley:*pouty* nicky but im so horny rite now
    nick:*smiling* i no but im tired
    miley:*knows he is faking* ok fine *puts on a bra that pushes up her breast and a thong*
    nick:*sees her * oh wow
    miley:nite nicky
    nick:im not tired anymore
    miley:now i am thats wat u get for teasing me *stops the cd*
    nick:sorry
    miley:next time im horny dont do that then hahaha sit down
    nick:k
    miley:*gives him a lap dance*
    nick:*moaning uncontrolably*damm girl were did u learn that
    miley:wen i dated selena she taught me and we practiced on each other*
    nick:*gets that picture in her head* y did u dump her
    miley:i didnt like girls anymore but i hear she did it with demi the other day so no biggy
    nick:i love u and im glad ur mine
    miley:i got a secret to tell u
    nick:what *wondering y didnt she say it back*

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Aw that was so sweet!
    Keep in mind that they have been in the studio for days and maybe Joe and Nick were doing their solos and stuff while Kevy did this?

  • Anonymous

    this shit again? REALLY?

  • holla

    i feel bad for that girl it totally ruined her day as these freaks called her i would have responded by saying assholes go to hell

  • Anonymous

    Kevin >> Joe&Nick

  • Anonymous

    so how much time do you get on the phone with them, if they call you

  • gabby

    wait. just listened to it. i didnt listen to it before but she was really excited. she seemed like she was about to freak out but was calm about it. and i actually thought in the middle part it was joe. it really sounded like him. so idk. maybe it was kevin and joe. unless it was kevin by himself who decided to sound like joe at the moment. haha. either way, it doesnt mean joe/nick dont care about their fans. k im done.

    jff

  • jerseygirl

    dang that got me horny;)

  • Anonymous

    teenie.

  • Anonymous

    Kevin PWNS his brothers, fer sho’.

  • Anonymous

    I should have known better
    Not to wait around
    Take it back home
    (‘Cause I hate her)
    I should have known better
    Not to wait around
    I’m getting rid of my phone
    (So I made it clear)
    I should have known better
    Not to wait around

    I never did, never did I ever
    Love anyone other than you
    But secretly, I always wanna see you cry
    So I push you until you do
    (Check it out)

    I should have never came
    I should have never
    Should have never came to you
    You insisted for me to
    ‘Cause I didn’t mean to take it back
    I thought it’d make it work
    But it didn’t but it meant to
    I, I, I give up

    I never did what you said that I did
    When I was gone for so long
    I never said that what you did
    Was either right or wrong
    It’s wrong
    You dreamt of him

    If it’s just me
    adjust me, baby
    Find the words that define these feelings
    Roll your eyes when you look at me
    Hard to talk when you’re staring at the ceiling

    Pursue, Pursue, baby
    With everything we’ve been through lately
    I’ll be there when close your eyes
    Hold you tight, say goodnight

    I never did what you said that I did
    When I was gone for so long
    and I never said that what you did
    Was either right or wrong
    It’s wrong
    You dreamt of him

    I, I needed
    I, I needed someone to talk to
    And you, you needed
    You, you needed me to hold you

    I never did what you said that I did
    When I was gone for so long
    I never said that what you did
    Was either right or wrong
    It’s wrong
    You dreamt of him

  • Anonymous

    how the hell danielle get there, it went back and forth from miley to danielle

  • twitter.com/mileycyrus

    o made some typos..hehe

  • Anonymous

    this makes no sense. Danielle what? Selena and Miley dated? You suck at dirty stories.

  • Anonymous

    I agree KEVIN PWNS HIS BROTHERS! He finds time for making and playing music, for his girlfriend, for his fans, for his brothers and he still has free time to go out. He’s awesome!! If Kevin can do it, why can’t his brothers? They seem stuck up; Kevin seems down to earth!

  • Anonymous

    haha he probably wasnt expecting that from a fan

  • Anonymous

    awwwww

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Aww :)
    she is so fucking lucky, I would have freaked out and start jumping around, and crying lol, she was excited though.

  • Anonymous

    aww

  • Anonymous

    man whatever..nick basically made the jonas brothers fool

  • Anonymous

    the girl was convinced it was someone kidding.

  • Anonymous

    “Jonas Brothers randomly call a girl, but she doesn’t freak out.”

    LMFAO
    ahahahhaha

  • Emily

    I was freaking at that concert…I would’ve given it all up to have JB call me!!

  • Anonymous

    i love metro stations new song kelsey

  • jerseygirl

    teenie
    ——————-

    That wasn’t me; it’s a poser.

    I hate that porno shit.

  • Anonymous

    Hmmmm Haven’t heard anything from Joe and Camilla ..
    I wonder whats the deal

  • anonymous

    aww
    kevin is soo sweet.

  • DALLASjonas

    I LOVE KEVIN :)

    <333333333

  • jerseygirl

    dang that got me horny;)
    —————————-
    You’re a fucking asshole! Too stupid to come up with your own screen name? And you’re obviously the same sick individual who’s posting the porn.

    Seriously dude – GO GET A LIFE!

  • Anonymous

    whatever you know it was you retared dumb bitch fat head fucker wide face choker

  • jessy.

    well its so nice from kevin
    but joe & nick ? i always see kevin cares about his fans but joe and nick nope nope.

  • Rachel09

    i dont get why she didnt freak out!
    its freaking kevin jonas

    she acted like she didnt even care
    when i listened to it last night i was so mad!

  • yvonne

    um why are you talking to yourself..we got some wackos on oceanup

  • jerseygirl

    whatever you know it was you retared dumb bitch fat head fucker wide face choker
    —————————————
    You are a seriously sad, sick, disturbed individual.

    I pity you and your life.

  • Tamara@

    LOL, Kevin expected her to freak out. Good that she was calm otherwise, it would be awkward for him.

  • Anonymous

    I’m kind of glad she didn’t scream her head off, it’s called being mature. I hate when the girls call on the radio when they are there and they scream their head off, it’s like shut the hell up and just ask them the damn question. lol But Kevin seems shocked that she didn’t scream or something, they aren’t Jesus.

  • megzie

    i wouldn’t have freaked either,
    but i would have been like
    kevin i fricken love you!!
    lolol shes so lucky :(

  • Anonymous

    a guys voice doesn’t really determine if hes gay or not. its just a stereotype.

  • Anonymous

    i love metro stations new song kelsey

    ——

    new?…….

  • Angelina (the girl from the call)

    WOW THIS IS SO AWESOME!!
    so believe it or not i’m the girl keving called on wednesday!! it was definately the best day of my life! i mean a call from freaking kevin jonas and then that concert!! ahhhh well i read these comments and i thank everyone who has said nice things. i may not have been freaking out on the phone but i wish you could have seen me when i hung up haha. i was almost hysterical! i dont know how i kept my cool :D well that was a once in a lifetime opportunity and i am so grateful for amazing boys like the Jonas Brothers :D
    – Angelina