Hannah Montana Movie Critic Nightmare

Hannah Montana: The Movie has been blasted by film critics. From San Francisco Chronicle: ‘Even as adults give their blessing for prepubescent moviegoers to see the film, they should be plotting to stay as far away from the theatre as possible. If you’re no longer old enough to carry a Hannah Montana lunch box, this movie will feel like punishment.’

According to The Washington Times: ‘Hannah Montana: The Movie isn’t exactly high art, but that’s not really the point, is it? Fans of the series will find much to enjoy here. Their parents? Not so much.’

From Hollywood Reporter: ‘The film likely won’t match last year’s 31.1-million dollar opening registered by Miley’s all-singing Best of Both Worlds, but Cyrus’ enthusiastic fan base should ensure brisk spring break business.’

According to Salon.com: ‘She has that trying-too-hard look. Maybe it’s the movie’s makeup artists who failed her, as Hannah, she just doesn”t look fresh and dewy enough, as even a teenage pop star ought to. The wig looks a little too much like something Flip Wilson might wear as his own alter ego, Geraldine.’

From New York Daily News: ‘It breaks little ground, but makes the big screen shift with liveliness and sense of humor impressively intact.’ Utah invasion pix
@ MCSource. Pictures from Hannah Montana prom episode here.

  • Anonymous

    Same happened with the jb one.

  • ss

    agreed. they have one moment where they aren’t shining, and everyone has a field day.

  • Anonymous

    It seems like the reaction was mixed, and some of the negative reviews were really attacks on Disney, they didn’t even review the movie. It holds 47% on Rotten Tomatoes, which isn’t great, but considering the source, it’s not bad. I haven’t seen it yet, but I hear it’s wonderful.

  • Anonymous

    April Fools was last week, honey.

  • MegMarSant333

    i lied my mother is 45 :]

    she wishes she were younger though. haha

  • Anonymous

    Two negative reviews out of 70. Not bad at all. Great job, Miley & the rest of the cast. :)

  • Anonymous

    i love how everyone hates oceanup because they don’t PRAISE your beloved miley

  • Anonymous

    OMG GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
    I LOVE MILEY, and I liked the movie, BUT THIS IS WHAT CRITICS DO. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO JB’S MOVIE.
    Yeah, but when it was JB, all you hypocrites LOVED that their movie got negative reviews and fucking celebrated over it.
    BUT IT’S YOUR PRECIOUS MILEY, so the critics can go screw themselves!? PLEASE.
    These are adults watching it. They aren’t going to enjoy it like you (preteens/teens) do. I’m 16. I loved it. But I REALIZE THAT IT’S DONE TO MOST DISNEY MOVIES, AND THAT’S HOW IT IS. I also loved JB’s movie! Come on though! Don’t blame oceanup because your goddess Mileys movie got bad reviews. it did great at the box office, SO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
    GET
    OVER
    IT.
    byebye, my friends.

    omggg thank you.
    miley rocks, and her movie was great IMO, but these people are adults and its their job to critisize it, and thats what they are gonna do.
    its no big deal! everyone should relax. the movie did so good at the box office so be satisfied w/that!!:)

  • Anonymous

    you’ve been drinking too much alcohol

  • Anonymous

    You’re only pulling out the negative comments. I don’t know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you’re just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It’s a hit at the box office,and you can’t deny that.

    —-

    exactly….and would it not be biased if Oceanup ONLY informed of us the good ones?

  • Anonymous

    please note that most of the critics are 35-ÓVER and likely to have no children so they would have never exprereince the hannah sence

  • -

    critics are not always right. its the fans who watched.
    if they enjoyed the movie then its great. people have different tastes in movie. i dont really like hannah montana that much but i gave the movie a try. Now after watching it. Im interested on looking for who has recorded it from the very first time until the current season. its really interesting. and alot of parents who got out from the theater really think its great. the kids, and teens who’s like 18 years old get up on their seats and sing a long and dance while watching a movie. its a really good time.

  • Anonymous

    the hollywood reporter actually gave a positive review if you’d bothered to read it.

    also, GTFO jb fans, no one is bringing them up but you.

  • Anonymous

    OMG GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
    I LOVE MILEY, and I liked the movie, BUT THIS IS WHAT CRITICS DO. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO JB’S MOVIE.
    Yeah, but when it was JB, all you hypocrites LOVED that their movie got negative reviews and fucking celebrated over it.
    BUT IT’S YOUR PRECIOUS MILEY, so the critics can go screw themselves!? PLEASE.
    These are adults watching it. They aren’t going to enjoy it like you (preteens/teens) do. I’m 16. I loved it. But I REALIZE THAT IT’S DONE TO MOST DISNEY MOVIES, AND THAT’S HOW IT IS. I also loved JB’s movie! Come on though! Don’t blame oceanup because your goddess Mileys movie got bad reviews. it did great at the box office, SO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
    GET
    OVER
    IT.
    byebye, my friends.

    ——

    Finally, a Miley fan with some sense!

    yeahh seriously. of course we are gonna love it, we are teenagers that watch the series and already like hannah.
    but adults that dont care about hannah arent gonna enjoy it. i dont blame them! plus its their job 2 do soo thats what they gotta do.

  • Anonymous

    The critics and oceanup aren’t in love with Miley! Oh no! Let’s all hate them because they diss our queen!

    This isn’t a Miley fansite, this is a gossip site. If you want to read about people praising miley, go to a fansite.

  • Anonymous

    hmmmm…

  • Anonymous

    THE MOVIE IS AMAZING.
    hahahahaha
    OCEANUP AKA JEALOUS ONE.
    You’re only pulling out the negative comments.

  • Anonymous

    oh and…miley fans?
    STFU, you make yourselves all look like morons.

    really, jonas brothers and miley cant even compare.
    THEY’RE 4 DIFFERENT PEOPLE, WITH DIFFERENT TYPES OF TALENTS!
    GTFO.
    ——-
    no one talking about jb!
    GTFO.

  • Anonymous

    the movie was amazing! i saw it and crieddd. i dont get how these critics are so harsh!

  • Anonymous

    the hollywood reporter actually gave a positive review if you’d bothered to read it.

    also, GTFO jb fans, no one is bringing them up but you

    Oh please.
    Like Mileys fans don’t bring her up on Selena, JB and Demi posts saying how she owns the fucking world.

  • Anonymous

    WHERE IS THE NEW YORK TIME CRITICS!!!!!!!!!!!

    YPU JUS PUT THE BAD ONES

  • Hey

    Yes Katy We Get It You HATE Miley Cyrus But Please Try And Understand These Two Simple Words….. FUCK OFF !!!!!

  • Anonymous

    oh plz
    i dragged my 17-year-old ass to this and loved it
    hatin bitches need to sit the fuck down

  • ashley11111111

    everyone follow alexiss valencia on twitter.com/alexissvalencia
    -ashley

  • rii

    the movie isnt horrible by all means. it really is just mixed reviews. but the thing is with the bad reviews, a lot of the time the review is attacking disney/miley/mileys family. and by miley/mileys family i mean mileys personal life, not her acting. if anything, most critics actually seem to like miley the most.

  • ldjlksjflks

    OCEANUP you just got owned by selena.
    look at her twitter.

    and no one cares about this virus Miley.

  • Anonymous

    OMG GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
    I LOVE MILEY, and I liked the movie, BUT THIS IS WHAT CRITICS DO. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO JB’S MOVIE.
    Yeah, but when it was JB, all you hypocrites LOVED that their movie got negative reviews and fucking celebrated over it.
    BUT IT’S YOUR PRECIOUS MILEY, so the critics can go screw themselves!? PLEASE.
    These are adults watching it. They aren’t going to enjoy it like you (preteens/teens) do. I’m 16. I loved it. But I REALIZE THAT IT’S DONE TO MOST DISNEY MOVIES, AND THAT’S HOW IT IS. I also loved JB’s movie! Come on though! Don’t blame oceanup because your goddess Mileys movie got bad reviews. it did great at the box office, SO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
    GET
    OVER
    IT.
    byebye, my friends.

    ——

    Finally, a Miley fan with some sense!

    yeahh seriously. of course we are gonna love it, we are teenagers that watch the series and already like hannah.
    but adults that dont care about hannah arent gonna enjoy it. i dont blame them! plus its their job 2 do soo thats what they gotta do

    yay

    who cares, the movie is amazing :)

  • Anonymous

    Of course you will love it. You are a Hannah Montana fan. That’s typical and no ist not better than Fast & Furious. Also, whoever said Hannah Montana made more than F&F is stupid. F&F made $70 million, breaking box office records. HM only made $30-40 million.

  • rebbbizzlee

    bullshizzzz.
    the movie was AMAZING!!

  • katie

    I love how oceanup has not posted the fact that the movie grossed in its opening day 17.4 million, yeah thats right she is number 1, she deserves it completly and the movie is truly amazing. -x

  • Anonymous

    The end of the movie will make you wow.
    try and see it your self. bring like towels cause theres a part that you will cry really hard. its so emotional.
    and theres also a part that you will laugh!

    its great seeing little kids and teens dancing and singing while the movie is playing!

  • Anonymous

    agreed. they have one moment where they aren’t shining, and everyone has a field day.

    i know. its sick how people get pleasure out of that.

    also, i loved the movie it was so good!! but critics will be critics, so whatever. cant blame them.

  • Anonymous

    considering the fact that only three of those reviews were negative, i think that title’s a wee bit misleading, tim.

  • Anonymous

    You’re only pulling out the negative comments. I don’t know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you’re just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It’s a hit at the box office,and you can’t deny that.
    ——–
    Same happened with the jb one

    i know.
    Tim you suck.

  • Anonymous

    It seems like the reaction was mixed, and some of the negative reviews were really attacks on Disney, they didn’t even review the movie. It holds 47% on Rotten Tomatoes, which isn’t great, but considering the source, it’s not bad. I haven’t seen it yet, but I hear it’s wonderful.

    yeah, the reviews sound pretty mixed me. whether the movie did good or not, Disney is not like what it used to be. Whatever happened to movies like the lion king, aladdin and beauty & the beast. i miss those days

  • http://oceanup.net Myself

    WOWOWOWOW..
    They can just shut the fuck up,
    because the reviewers aren’t 16-year-old MILLIONAIRES.
    jealous much?
    MY MOM even loved it.
    Okay? People need to stop being jealous.

  • Anonymous

    ONE MORE TIME — UTAH ROCKS! WE HAD A BLAST WTIH MILEY AND BILLY RAY COMING TO THE DISTRICT AT SOUTH JORDAN!

    MOVIE WAS GREAT! WILL SEE IT AGAIN DEFINATELY!

  • Anonymous

    The film likely won’t match last year’s 31.1-million dollar opening registered by Miley’s all-singing Best of Both Worlds

    —-

    BZZT!
    Wrong.
    Try again.

  • aNonymous

    enough Miley..is JB in DC…oceanup is having an orgyfest with Miley.

  • amanda

    okay. so i saw this movie last night. i’m a HUGE Miley fan. My sister made fun of me for watching it. she’s 16. my friend kaylea went to see it with me who didn’t like the TV show. she was totally loving the movie! and she kept hitting me during some parts and was like “I TOTALLY LOVE MILEY NOW!” My sister, went to see it also. the one who made fun of me for watching HM. she loved it, and said it was a really good movie. now, it’s a good movie. adults that were there were having fun. kids got up and were dancing. it was a blast. and i’m going to see it again with my other friend kati, first, cuz she hasen’t seen it. second, i’m obsessed with it. my friend courtney saw it with some of her guy friends, they ALL loved it. so basically everyone loved it, except those critics which nobody cares about. stop bashing her! she rocks, and this movie is amazing!

  • Anonymous

    Miley seemed to gt positive reviews all across the board, except for maybe two or three. I read all the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, and only three critisized her. That was out of 70 reviews. Most seemed to think she showed a lot of promise and carried the movie.

  • Anonymous

    MAYBE THAT GUY DOESNT HAVE KIDS….OF COURSE THE PARENTS JOINED IT…MAYBE HE NEVER SAW THE SHOW BEFORE…STUPID CRITICO

  • OMG!

    selena gomez twitter!

    haha yup thats right Oceanup no more highlights! thank goodness12 minutes ago from web

  • Anonymous

    the hollywood reporter actually gave a positive review if you’d bothered to read it.

    also, GTFO jb fans, no one is bringing them up but you

    Oh please.
    Like Mileys fans don’t bring her up on Selena, JB and Demi posts saying how she owns the fucking world.
    —–
    OK
    now stop talking about the boys.

  • mileyfan7

    Wow!

    I saw the movie yesterday and I thought it was AMAZING!!!! I cried 5 times during it, and so did my dad! So my parent DID enjoy it too!! lol.

    The movie was awesome. End of story.

  • Anonymous

    WOWOWOWOW..
    They can just shut the fuck up,
    because the reviewers aren’t 16-year-old MILLIONAIRES.
    jealous much?
    MY MOM even loved it.
    Okay? People need to stop being jealous.

    —–

    Shut up crazy fangirl. They’re critics. They did what they do. And Hannah Montana definitely wasn’t an AMAZING film.

  • Anonymous

    Never stop talking about JB…May and the rest of the year is theirs..Miley will get pregnant and she can do the Throe Down Hoe Down on her way down to obscurity.

  • Anonymous

    The critics are there to criticize movies. And that’s what they did with Hannah Montana. Face it, it wasn’t exactly amazing ‘film’ wise. I saw it, I personally didn’t think it was ‘good.’ Mediocre plot and acting. Nothing great. Entertaining to the correct audience. Disney definitely knows how to make good movies(Wall-E, Finding Nemo, Remember the Titans, Enchanted). But in reality, Hannah Montana would not be something concidered ‘good.’ Good for Hannah fans, yes. But compared to other great Disney movies, definitely not.
    ————

    Agreed.
    Obviously Hannah Montana fans, who mostly range with a younger audience, will absolutely love it because they love Hannah Montana. But it’s not everyone’s cup of tea and they should accept that. Don’t shove it down our throats saying it’s the Best movie, because I’m sure plenty of people can disagree … It’s “amazing” because it’s probably cheezy and sweet … Chickflick material. It’s also predictable I bet. I can predict that she’ll probably reveal to the audience that it’s Miley Stewart and she says she can’t live a double life and blah. She chooses to be Miley. Or maybe she’ll tell the audience who she is, and the audience promises they won’t tell or something cheesy alone those lines. It’ll be best in fans eyes. If I saw it, I bet it’ll come sweet to me and maybe I’ll like it, but I’m just trying to be fair. It’s not going to be everyone’s favorites so don’t argue.

  • Anonymous

    The critics are there to criticize movies. And that’s what they did with Hannah Montana. Face it, it wasn’t exactly amazing ‘film’ wise. I saw it, I personally didn’t think it was ‘good.’ Mediocre plot and acting. Nothing great. Entertaining to the correct audience. Disney definitely knows how to make good movies(Wall-E, Finding Nemo, Remember the Titans, Enchanted). But in reality, Hannah Montana would not be something concidered ‘good.’ Good for Hannah fans, yes. But compared to other great Disney movies, definitely not.

    ….
    most miley fans are too blinded to understand this

  • no.shit.sherlock.rawr.

    miley’s movie was amazing.
    and HAHA, she doesn’t like you oceanup..(:
    she posted on her twitter, that ‘websites’ posted a one bad review,out of a hundred good ones..!
    oceanup, you are stupid for being team selena.
    she is not talented..):
    team miley.

  • rii

    You’re only pulling out the negative comments. I don’t know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you’re just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It’s a hit at the box office,and you can’t deny that.

    —-

    exactly….and would it not be biased if Oceanup ONLY informed of us the good ones?
    ——————————
    well, there is a thing called 50/50. half bad, half good. and thats actually how most of the reviews are goin. half of them are bad and half of them are good.

  • Anonymous

    omg critics lol theye a bunch of old people with no llives of kids hahahaha theyre jsut jelous becuase theyre not 16 and making millions same thing with jb theyre jelous of jb because they cant get girlss

  • Anonymous

    Just got back from the movie, it was great! Miley’s acting in the emotional scenes were not over done at all, she’s very good at keeping the dramatics to a minimum. My guess is that on the show itself, they ask her to be over the top because it’s based on comedy and humor. But yeah, the parents were laughing harder than the kids in my theater, so I dunno what this person was talking about. It seemed to get a positive response from the audience

  • Anonymous

    If you’re no longer old enough to carry a Hannah Montana lunch box, this movie will feel like punishment.’

    True statement.

    Please, STOP ACTING. If she would’ve never said what she said about acting being her “passion” or whatever, I would have NEVER thought that. Ever.

  • Anonymous

    Hey guys. I don’t think OceaUp meant it that way. I think he is saying that the critics now have created a nightmare for themselves because their predictions and assumptions about the movie were just dead wrong. I don’t think Tim is trying to make Miley look bad(although he usually does). I think he is trying to say that the critics now have egg on their faces for being just dead wrong. About the fan and parent reactions, about how much it would make, .. about everything…

  • Anonymous

    no

  • Anonymous

    I think the statement “Hannah Montana: The Movie has been blasted by film critics” is rather unfair, as the vast majority of reviews acknowledge that the target demographic (girls 8-18) will enjoy the movie.

  • Anonymous

    omg critics lol theye a bunch of old people with no llives of kids hahahaha theyre jsut jelous becuase theyre not 16 and making millions same thing with jb theyre jelous of jb because they cant get girlss
    —-

    ….dumbass

  • Anonymous

    Oh my gosh
    I live in Utah
    I about had a heart attack when I heard she was HERE!!!!
    The movie is awesome.

    so STFO.

  • Anonymous

    sigh. so many hypocrites on this site. in that girl’s opinion, it WAS amazing. her opinion is just as valid as yours, mate.

  • Anonymous

    i thought the movie was realllyyy good.
    me AND my mom loved it and i am 16 years old :]

  • Anonymous

    The critics and oceanup aren’t in love with Miley! Oh no! Let’s all hate them because they diss our queen!

    This isn’t a Miley fansite, this is a gossip site. If you want to read about people praising miley, go to a fansite.

    ======

    true dat

  • Anonymous

    THE MOVIE IS AMAZING.
    hahahahaha
    OCEANUP AKA JEALOUS ONE.
    You’re only pulling out the negative comments.

    —-

    Oceanup is not only pulling out negative comments. This is only the “first” negative thread yet, and there were good reviews from yesterday. so take it down a notch

  • Kate

    wow oceanup. you’re only posted the negative
    shit because you know Miley reads the site.
    that’s low as hell. the movie was great!
    I and most of the people who saw it, loved it.

  • Anonymous

    Aaaaand back to the bickering. Oy. Well, at least Miley’s home now, according to her twitter. Hope she’s feeling better. :) And I, personally, loved the movie.

  • Anonymous

    i was actually impressed by her acting in the movie and i’m not a fan of hers.

  • mimi

    i thought the movie was really good miley did an excellent job on the drama sad part i was impressed!

    i dont know but over here in florida i went to the 4:30 show and it was pack! i had two pair of grandparents behind me with their granddauther and a bunch of teenage guys at the back of the theather. and eveyone was laughting at the movie even the grandparents enjoyed! when i came out there were already a line for 5:00 clock view and it was a missed of teenager and kids and parents! so like i said miley has caught the eyes of grandparents,parents,teenagers, and kids and you cant never go wrong on that. miley needs to milk hannah for a long time if she smart she try to stay as much as she can!

    go see the movie you will be impressed!

  • Anonymous

    If you’re no longer old enough to carry a Hannah Montana lunch box, this movie will feel like punishment.’

    ————

    Oh, that’s why I’m 18 years old and this movie was by far the best I have seen this year… right?

  • Anonymous

    sigh. so many hypocrites on this site. in that girl’s opinion, it WAS amazing. her opinion is just as valid as yours, mate.

    —–

    and the critics opinion is just as valuable too.
    she said that the reviewers “aren’t 16-year-old MILLIONAIRES.
    jealous much?”

    that righ there is not respecting opinion. just because someone doesn’t like hannah montana makes them jealous?

  • Anonymous

    OMG GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
    I LOVE MILEY, and I liked the movie, BUT THIS IS WHAT CRITICS DO. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO JB’S MOVIE.
    Yeah, but when it was JB, all you hypocrites LOVED that their movie got negative reviews and fucking celebrated over it.
    BUT IT’S YOUR PRECIOUS MILEY, so the critics can go screw themselves!? PLEASE.
    These are adults watching it. They aren’t going to enjoy it like you (preteens/teens) do. I’m 16. I loved it. But I REALIZE THAT IT’S DONE TO MOST DISNEY MOVIES, AND THAT’S HOW IT IS. I also loved JB’s movie! Come on though! Don’t blame oceanup because your goddess Mileys movie got bad reviews. it did great at the box office, SO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
    GET
    OVER
    IT.
    byebye, my friends
    ————

    You actually have sense! It gets me mad too. Some Miley fans are DAMN HYPOCRITES! They love it when JB’s trashed, but when one negative comment is thrown at Miley, war ensues, profanity is thrown and threats are chucked at our heads! Calm down! Their freakin’ queen gets the VIP treatment and forces everyone else to bow down to her. Not EVERYONE has to agree! I despise some Miley fans …

  • Anonymous

    hm made 35 millions
    f&f made 28 millions.

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP you just got owned by selena.
    look at her twitter.

    and no one cares about this virus Miley.

    lol i love selena. what did she say

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    miley tweet:

    “i have the best fans in the world!!! :)”

    &

    “laying by the pool thinking bout life”

    oh bb:)

  • Anonymous

    regardless, that is her opinion. if you’re gonna respect some opinions, you should respect all.

  • pie.

    Miley reads oceanup to look at her twitter. AHAA SHE HATES YOU!

  • Anonymous

    can you link me to the twitter please??

  • Anonymous

    the movie is awesome.

  • Anonymous

    Well, I’m 18 and I loved the movie, so these pretentious twats can kindly kiss my ass.

  • Anonymous

    I think Tim is trying to make Miley look bad,like always.

  • cd

    The day the movie came out, the the commercials were saying it was the ‘Greatest Movie of the Year’.
    The biggest lie I’ve ever heard.
    This movie is not better than the new Fast and Furious movie, it it not better then the new Harry Potter movie will be, and I garuntee you the the new Twilight movie, New Moon, will do so much better.
    One of those three movies will be the best movie of the year, not this shit.
    This movie was the biggest fucking dissapointment ever.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    who was the friend she was having lunch with? Hopefully its Nick.

  • hannah

    you wish! the movie was pretty entertaining… if you watched it you would think otherwise. it’s for a younger audience… obviously it’s not going to win an oscar.

    honestly oceanup. stop being so recalcitrant towards miley.

  • Anonymous

    Walt Disney’s “Hannah Montana: The Movie” danced to the top of the North American box office Friday with an estimated $17.4 million in ticket sales.

    The Peter Chelsom-directed adaptation of the ultra-popular television series follows Miley Stewart (Miley Cyrus) as she travels to her hometown to get a new perspective on life and reexamine her singing alter ego.

    Last week’s box office champ “Fast & Furious” slipped to No. 2, collecting $10.5 million for an impressive domestic total of $99.8 million after just one week in release. The film is already closing in on the $127 million total gross of “2 Fast 2 Furious,” the second installment in the series.

    Meanwhile, DreamWorks Animation’s latest family adventure “Monsters vs. Aliens” picked up $9 million in third place, lifting its cumulative gross to $127.4 million. Seth Rogen’s latest comedy “Observe and Report” followed at No. 4 with a daily gross of $4.7 million.

    At No. 5, Nicholas Cage’s sci-fi thriller “Knowing” took home another $2.3 million,

    –imdb

  • cd

    Of course you will love it. You are a Hannah Montana fan. That’s typical and no ist not better than Fast & Furious. Also, whoever said Hannah Montana made more than F&F is stupid. F&F made $70 million, breaking box office records. HM only made $30-40 million.
    _______________

    Amen.
    F&F beat the hell out of Hannah Montana.
    Anyone who thinks HM was better movie wise than F&F is either 12 or HM is the only movie they’ve ever seen, in which case I pity them.

  • http://gothgirl29.wordpress.com/ AnnAlolz

    good movies to adults have to have violence and sex.they only give movies like HMTM bad reviews because they’re clean.and i’d like to find one person who actually likes critics.

  • anonymous

    It was obvious that oceanup puts all the crappy reviews on and none of the good ones! Whatever im 17 and i really enjoyed it! Critics aren’t the fans so whos gives a shit!

  • Anonymous

    The critics are there to criticize movies. And that’s what they did with Hannah Montana. Face it, it wasn’t exactly amazing ‘film’ wise. I saw it, I personally didn’t think it was ‘good.’ Mediocre plot and acting. Nothing great. Entertaining to the correct audience. Disney definitely knows how to make good movies(Wall-E, Finding Nemo, Remember the Titans, Enchanted). But in reality, Hannah Montana would not be something concidered ‘good.’ Good for Hannah fans, yes. But compared to other great Disney movies, definitely not.
    ————

    Agreed.
    Obviously Hannah Montana fans, who mostly range with a younger audience, will absolutely love it because they love Hannah Montana. But it’s not everyone’s cup of tea and they should accept that. Don’t shove it down our throats saying it’s the Best movie, because I’m sure plenty of people can disagree … It’s “amazing” because it’s probably cheezy and sweet … Chickflick material. It’s also predictable I bet. I can predict that she’ll probably reveal to the audience that it’s Miley Stewart and she says she can’t live a double life and blah. She chooses to be Miley. Or maybe she’ll tell the audience who she is, and the audience promises they won’t tell or something cheesy alone those lines. It’ll be best in fans eyes. If I saw it, I bet it’ll come sweet to me and maybe I’ll like it, but I’m just trying to be fair. It’s not going to be everyone’s favorites so don’t argue.

    ——

    Perfect words right there, that’s absolutely true. I love how all the fangirls are hating on the critics because they…. CRITICIZED the movie. That’s what they’re supposed to do. This movie wasn’t great quality. Disney knows how to do really great movies, and Hannah Montana wasn’t. At least, that’s what I think, and that’s obviously what these critics think. No need to go dissing people for their opinion.

  • Anonymous

    goshh i wanna see it so bad
    but here in my country they’re not
    showing it

  • beccaa?

    i bet your LOVING this oceanup. but sadly for you those critics hate on EVERYONE. they’d worship it if miley/hannah was gay women struglling with a rapist/abusive father in whom is also secrectly a rockstar/serial killer && mileys mom didnt just die, but commited suicide. && in the end miley chooses being a “free” being && goes to be an ‘artist/weed smoker/lesbein” but then, again shes miley, so they’d alos call her an out of control slut (:
    too bad the records are showing you + the like only 3 BAD critics you choose to show completly OFF. haha. PLUS your qween, selena, hates you now. uh-oh.

  • http://twitter.com/laurengonewildx laurennnnn:)

    oh my lauren
    stfo :)
    ____

    wait…what does stfo mean?
    i’m confused :|
    is that a good thing or a bad thing?

  • anna

    wtf? THIS MOVIE IS GREAT AMAZING I LOVED IT!

  • Anonymous

    1. “Hannah Montana The Movie” – $17.4M
    2. “Fast & Furious” – $10.5 M

  • Carebear

    but from the eyes of younger kids and teens like myself it was great

  • Anonymous

    lol, did the person from salon even see the movie? he completely missed the point. whatever, i saw it and i loved it. great movie.

  • Anonymous

    miley tweet:

    “wow. “websites” post the one bad review out of the 100 good ones. why do people thrive on negativity??? god bless them”

    ahahahah

  • Anonymous

    miley tweet:

    “i have the best fans in the world!!! :)”

    &

    “laying by the pool thinking bout life”

    oh bb:)
    —-
    WASN’T SHE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THEATRE INVASION?

  • Anonymous

    ogosh.

    HANNAH MONTANA THE MOVIE IS AMAZING.

  • Anonymous

    Shutup everyone. I LOVE Miley and the movie was great, but critics will be critics and when they bashed JB, you all were eating it up and LOVING it.
    Miley will get the same

  • Anonymous

    hannah montana >>>>>>>>>>>>> any twilight movie
    sorry

  • Anonymous

    You’re only pulling out the negative comments. I don’t know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you’re just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It’s a hit at the box office,and you can’t deny that.
    ——–
    Same happened with the jb one

    i know.
    Tim you suck.

    —-

    ok you guys are the ones practically Grasping for straws now. This thread is the FIRST thread of negative revies. Noone is trying to make miley bad, she does that all by herself

  • Anonymous

    fucking haters!!!

    I LOVED HTE MOVIE!

  • marvin

    http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=2575&p=.htm

    HMTM grossed $17 million at the box office!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #1!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    GREAT MOVIE.
    THE END.

  • criticsMYass

    Some Critics only says bad reviews about the movie
    cause of miley dating a 20 year old. you can see it on their sites. they are critically reviewing MILEY’S PERSONAL LIFE. and not THE MOVIE.

  • http://twitter.com/laurengonewildx laurennnnn:)

    LMAO at the miley fans who thought adults took her ~seriously
    psh
    try again bitches

  • Teresa

    Whatever. My mom fucking loved the Movie. She cried and laughed when the kids did. And she is 50. So,fuck off. :] Kthxbai! :D

  • kimmy4

    its ocean up of cousre it will post negative things
    remeber it also posted bad jb reviews

  • Anonymous

    stupid critics—–the movie was phemonenal
    i loved it and so did my family

  • cordie

    oceanup is only posting the bad reviews, it actually got a %50 on rotten tomatoes from the top critics which is pretty good. oceanup is just being bias, because they suck.

  • Anonymous

    It was a lot better than F&F IMO ;)
    Sorry it disappointed you, I loved it.

  • Anonymous

    good movies to adults have to have violence and sex.they only give movies like HMTM bad reviews because they’re clean.and i’d like to find one person who actually likes critics.

    —-

    What an ignorant comment you just made. Adults don’t just watch violence & sex. There were adults who went to see HMTM

  • Anonymous

    baha miley just dissed oceanup.. AGAIN.

  • Anonymous

    You’re only pulling out the negative comments. I don’t know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you’re just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It’s a hit at the box office,and you can’t deny that.
    ——–
    Same happened with the jb one

    i know.
    Tim you suck.

    —-

    ok you guys are the ones practically Grasping for straws now. This thread is the FIRST thread of negative revies. Noone is trying to make miley bad, she does that all by herself

    aHaHa NO.

  • Anonymous

    regardless, that is her opinion. if you’re gonna respect some opinions, you should respect all.

    ———–

    her opinion is that the CRITICS are jealous they aren’t 16 year old millionaires…….. that’s not something i’m gonna respect. that’s a really immature thing to say. and i understand that i’m being immature too… but seriously? someone doesn’t like the movie, and suddenly they’re jealous?

  • Anonymous

    Walt Disney’s “Hannah Montana: The Movie” danced to the top of the North American box office Friday with an estimated $17.4 million in ticket sales.

    The Peter Chelsom-directed adaptation of the ultra-popular television series follows Miley Stewart (Miley Cyrus) as she travels to her hometown to get a new perspective on life and reexamine her singing alter ego.

    Last week’s box office champ “Fast & Furious” slipped to No. 2, collecting $10.5 million for an impressive domestic total of $99.8 million after just one week in release. The film is already closing in on the $127 million total gross of “2 Fast 2 Furious,” the second installment in the series.

    Meanwhile, DreamWorks Animation’s latest family adventure “Monsters vs. Aliens” picked up $9 million in third place, lifting its cumulative gross to $127.4 million. Seth Rogen’s latest comedy “Observe and Report” followed at No. 4 with a daily gross of $4.7 million.

    At No. 5, Nicholas Cage’s sci-fi thriller “Knowing” took home another $2.3 million,

    –imdb
    ——
    :)

  • Anonymous

    oh whatever, the important thing is that it was adorable and entertaining. it isn’t a speilberg film but who gives a fuck?

    i’m so proud of miley & the entire cast. movie is doing great, “the climb” is STILL in the top 3 songs on itunes, the soundtrack is the #2 album, and the climb video is in the top 5 as well. an amazing success. congrats, guys.

    :)

  • Anonymous

    LOL duhhh
    thank you :P

    eating lunch and talking about music with an old friend.about 3 hours ago from mobile web

    ^wonder who that is.

  • Anonymous

    ok you guys are the ones practically Grasping for straws now. This thread is the FIRST thread of negative revies. Noone is trying to make miley bad, she does that all by herself

    i meant to write reviews, for anyone who thinks their going to say something smart

  • Anonymous

    “The film likely won’t match last year’s 31.1-million dollar opening registered by Miley’s all-singing Best of Both Worlds, but Cyrus’ enthusiastic fan base should ensure brisk spring break business.”

    yeah it won’t match it it’ll surpass it

  • Anonymous

    rotfl, PLEASE. get a life other than bashing a childrens movie.

  • LMFAO!

    SELENA DELETED HER UPDATE! SAYING

    “THAT’S RIGHT OCEANUP NO MORE HIGHLIGHTS THANK GOODNESS”

    Cause if NICK JONAS will see that. HE will get mad

    cause OCEANUP SAID no more NICK JONAS HIGHLIGHTS xD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Anonymous

    it’s no more immature than criticizing a film for its star’s personal life or her appearance, as several of these reviews have done. again, if you want to respect opinions, do so. but don’t pick and choose–that’s just childish.

  • Anonymous

    whats the really sad part??

  • Jane

    of course all critics will hate it, it isn’t aimed at them. but its awesome anyways!

  • Anonymous

    I think Tim is trying to make Miley look bad,like always.

    —-

    don’t shoot the messenger

  • anonymously

    The critics and oceanup aren’t in love with Miley! Oh no! Let’s all hate them because they diss our queen!

    This isn’t a Miley fansite, this is a gossip site. If you want to read about people praising miley, go to a fansite.
    ——————-
    listen twit! miley is the queen on this generation. every generation has a queen on disney! miley is the queen on this one that right. before it was hilary duff,before hilary it was britney and the list go on. In this generation miley has the title and she won it fair because she work hard. Even demi said that miley is the queen of disney even her own peers knows it. we like people that knows it like demi that why we like demi she doesnt want to take away being someone she not like selena!

  • Anonymous

    For those who saw the movie, how was the acting? Was it like how it was in the tv show? From the promos, it doesn’t appear to be.

  • Anonymous

    The diffrent movies are directed to diffrent fan bases. so please stop acting so blody full of your self.. People can for fucking sake love diffrent movies without beeing called immature and stupid like some of you do. OCeanup people=full of them self and blody conceited people. I hate Twilight i hate HP i hate alot of movies i know people like. And i love alot of movies i know alot of people hate. That’s life, learn to live it stupid teenie.

  • Anonymous

    Wherever.
    The movie looks amazing!

  • Teresa

    HAHAH! I love you. Agree compleatly. New hero. :D

  • Anonymous

    miley tweet:

    “i have the best fans in the world!!! :)”

    &

    “laying by the pool thinking bout life”

    oh bb:)
    —-
    WASN’T SHE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THEATRE INVASION?
    ——-

    “laying by the pool thinking bout life” aka NO :)

  • ss

    You fans have to understand that critics criticize movies on the same basis. They are not going to be easy on a movie because it’s disney, and aimed toward kids.

    HMTM is good for it’s audience. And whether or not critics enjoy it, it’s making money.

    Also, it DID NOT beat bobw yet. It’s projected to, but it has yet to.

  • Anonymous

    Of course you will love it. You are a Hannah Montana fan. That’s typical and no ist not better than Fast & Furious. Also, whoever said Hannah Montana made more than F&F is stupid. F&F made $70 million, breaking box office records. HM only made $30-40 million.
    _______________

    Amen.
    F&F beat the hell out of Hannah Montana.
    Anyone who thinks HM was better movie wise than F&F is either 12 or HM is the only movie they’ve ever seen, in which case I pity them.
    ——–
    whats the use of fighting your not gonna change people’s minds on which one was a better movie.

  • Anonymous

    f&f already had it’s opening week
    hm just came out this week

  • Anonymous

    she said that why did oceanup post 1 bad review other than 04395803 million good ones but did she not notice that there are like 8 bad ones in this post;; not 1.

  • Anonymous

    Seriously, one of the reviews up there just launches into a bash of Miley’s personal life and doesn’t even mention the movie until the end. Irritating. I don’t like Justin either but his existence has nada to do with the movie. People need to lay off.

  • Anonymous

    Miley will get pregnant its bound to happen..He prays with her and has her right where he wants her..He can touch her anywhere and its alright cuz.Daddy likes him and he’s a Christian..This has happened in Hollywood like a million times..Hicks get full of themselves and think there’s nothing that can touch them..with a pot full of dough! She’s had her CLIMB and now its downhill.

  • Anonymous

    Probably Mandy.

  • Anonymous

    oh my lauren
    stfo :)

  • Anonymous

    You’re only pulling out the negative comments. I don’t know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you’re just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It’s a hit at the box office,and you can’t deny that.
    ——–
    Same happened with the jb one

    i know.
    Tim you suck.

    —-

    ok you guys are the ones practically Grasping for straws now. This thread is the FIRST thread of negative revies. Noone is trying to make miley bad, she does that all by herself

    aHaHa NO.


    AHAHAHA NO what? At least have the decency to prove your point and not mine dumbass

  • http://CRAZIIXOXBAYBI@AOL.COM niley

    lmfaoooo
    id hardly say she owned oceanup cause all she said was haha yupp thats right no more highlights. thank goodness. like noone cares selena. nick doesnt love you he loves miley so gtfo.

    AND THE MOVIE OWNED. BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR. IT WAS AMAZING EVERYONE GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!

    LOVE MILEYYY XXOXOXOX

  • Sarah

    3 bad reviews out of 70…..Why don’t you post the 67 GOOD reviews?

  • Anonymous

    SELENA DELETED HER UPDATE! SAYING

    “THAT’S RIGHT OCEANUP NO MORE HIGHLIGHTS THANK GOODNESS”

    Cause if NICK JONAS will see that. HE will get mad

    cause OCEANUP SAID no more NICK JONAS HIGHLIGHTS xD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    She deleted it because some girl replied to her all nastily and was like “No one reads oceanup. Don’t flatter yourself. They only write about petty teen shit.”

    That’s why she deleted her comment.

  • Anonymous

    well i liked it….

  • Anonymous

    lame. try again.

  • Hey

    AWW FUCK OFF Katy’s Back !! can someone tell that girl to shove her computer up her as.

  • Anonymous

    You fans have to understand that critics criticize movies on the same basis. They are not going to be easy on a movie because it’s disney, and aimed toward kids.

    HMTM is good for it’s audience. And whether or not critics enjoy it, it’s making money.

    Also, it DID NOT beat bobw yet. It’s projected to, but it has yet to.

    —-

    i agree with you. These fans act like this is the first movie to scrutinized.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t find it.. what did she say about oceanUP?

  • Anonymous

    …was that supposed to be an insult? FAIL

  • Anonymous

    Screw the critics, I freaking loved the movie, and so did all six of my friends(:that’s all i care about, whether you hated it or not, you bought the ticket(: that’s all that matters to the box offices(: Also why id everyone so freaking negative? I dont understand this world.

  • Anonymous

    i love miley but every1 shut up
    ocean up posted badreviews about jbs movie but yet your so upset with the miley 1

  • Shanel

    They did this to JB’s movie too. Anything from the disney world marketed towards tweens is going to get bashed by critics. That’s how it goes. A lot of critics are fairly pretentious and can’t take anything from disney seriously simply on principal.

  • Anonymous

    The critics and oceanup aren’t in love with Miley! Oh no! Let’s all hate them because they diss our queen!

    This isn’t a Miley fansite, this is a gossip site. If you want to read about people praising miley, go to a fansite.
    ——————-
    listen twit! miley is the queen on this generation. every generation has a queen on disney! miley is the queen on this one that right. before it was hilary duff,before hilary it was britney and the list go on. In this generation miley has the title and she won it fair because she work hard. Even demi said that miley is the queen of disney even her own peers knows it. we like people that knows it like demi that why we like demi she doesnt want to take away being someone she not like selena!

    ———–

    you didn’t even respond to anything i said in my comment. if you want a place that’s going to praise miley non-stop, go to a fansite! you can’t expect EVERYONE to love miley.

  • ?

    I don’t understand why everyone is saying that they cried.. I saw it last night out of curiosity, and it was really corny. I really tried to like it, but I was rolling my eyes for the second half of the movie.
    Real movies worth crying over? The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Titanic, or Marley & Me.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    You fans have to understand that critics criticize movies on the same basis. They are not going to be easy on a movie because it’s disney, and aimed toward kids.

    HMTM is good for it’s audience. And whether or not critics enjoy it, it’s making money.

    Also, it DID NOT beat bobw yet. It’s projected to, but it has yet to.

    —-

    i agree with you. These fans act like this is the first movie to scrutinized.

    —-

    SO TRUE.

  • Anonymous

    it’s much more dramatic and a bit less slapstick than the show. not better or worse, just different. i really liked the acting from everyone.

  • Sav

    They’re kind of off with how older people will feel about it. I met two girls at work who are 22 who saw the movie and loved it. When I went to see it at work on Thursday night, I was with another girl and her mom and her mom loved it. I’ve yet to meet a parent that said they didn’t enjoy it. I’m too old to hold a Hannah Montana lunch box and I loved it.

  • Anonymous

    AWW FUCK OFF Katy’s Back !! can someone tell that girl to shove her computer up her as.
    —————
    LMFAO!

  • jellybeans

    WHAT WAS THE REALLY SAD PART IN THE MOVIE?!?!?!?

  • Anonymous

    in your dreams :)

  • Anonymous

    You’re only pulling out the negative comments. I don’t know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you’re just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It’s a hit at the box office,and you can’t deny that.
    ——–
    Same happened with the jb one

    i know.
    Tim you suck.

    —-

    ok you guys are the ones practically Grasping for straws now. This thread is the FIRST thread of negative revies. Noone is trying to make miley bad, she does that all by herself
    ——————
    ohh then i shouldnt blame your mom for having a godzillia-a-like as her child anymore should i, cuz you do that on your own, apparently, also. =)

  • http://twitter.com/laurengonewildx laurennnnn:)

    OCEAN UP = EPIC FAILLL!!!!!!!
    OCEAN UP SUCKS!!!!!!
    OCEAN UP = EPIC FAILLL!!!!!!!
    OCEAN UP SUCKS!!!!!!
    __________

    hey bitch
    shut the FUCK up
    what are you even doing here if you hate oceanup so much?
    i’m sure the people/person who runs this site try their hardest so gie them a fucking break and show some damn respect
    i’ve seen oceanup get so much shit from a lot of you guys and you’re lucky they’re still running this site
    oceanup, if you’re reading this…
    I LOVE YOU!!!
    even though sometimes you do tend to post too much miley stuff and not enough demi news..
    i still love you and i just wanted to let you know that i appreciate you’re hard work!
    best teen gossip site imo! :D

  • Anonymous

    obviously you aren’t a fan of the show. if you were, maybe you’d understand.

  • Anonymous

    THE MOVIE OWNED.
    so who cares.

  • Anonymous

    psh yea good job oceanup. youve found like 5 bad reviews out of like 20 fantastic ones. great.

  • kimmy4

    i know
    like i hated when ocean up posted bad reviews with jb3d movie and i hated when miley fans came to bash them untill i realised that it did get postive reviews and its a persons opinion. So i calm down i realised that i loved the jb movie so it doesnt matter what critics say

  • Stephanie

    Critics suck- they prob didnt see the movie just hate disney, if kids like it who gives a shit, critics are harsh, im not even a huge disney girl. i go on ocenup for the twilight or gg posts- and i saw this movie today and i loved it and im 13- i saw lots of adults loving it same with teens

  • Anonymous

    I don’t understand why everyone is saying that they cried.. I saw it last night out of curiosity, and it was really corny. I really tried to like it, but I was rolling my eyes for the second half of the movie.
    Real movies worth crying over? The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Titanic, or Marley & Me.

    —-

    lol i hate when say a movie was “fill in the blank” and you see it and its not.

  • Vic2763

    I imagine some critics find it dif to take the disney princess/teen queen seriously out of fear of appearing to be ‘yielding’ to the ‘diz machine.’ Do they forget how beloved chassic diz movies are? HMTM is due to be another diz classic. I luv’d the actors, music, and Tennessee is beautiful. It’s great for what it is, an entertaining wholesome family flick.

  • Anonymous

    many of the negative reviews are more about bashing miley than critiquing the movie, which i find extremely immature.

  • :)

    Oh please, how did she “own” oceanup?, she agreed with him.

  • betherzz(:

    i loved the movie. screw them.

    and WTF? who criticizes what she looks like? she looked GORGEOUS, as always!

  • deanna

    i’m almost 18, and loved it. my mother wants to see it. the dad sitting behind me laughed a bunch of times. it really wouldn’t be that bad for adults, in my opinion. and those were only the negative ones. the movie got a bunch of good ones too.

  • Anonymous

    who cares about 3 bad reviews
    it fucking demolished the box office anyway

  • http://www.last.fm/user/nikkilovesmetal Nicole
  • Anonymous

    I don’t understand why everyone is saying that they cried.. I saw it last night out of curiosity, and it was really corny. I really tried to like it, but I was rolling my eyes for the second half of the movie.
    Real movies worth crying over? The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, Titanic, or Marley & Me.

    —-

    lol i hate when say a movie was “fill in the blank” and you see it and its not.

    —-

    ^^^^ahhh my entire comment didnt show. what i saying was, i hate when people say a movie is “so sad” for example, and you see it, and its not.

    have you seen the pianist? thats a movie that will make you want to kill yourself

  • Anonymous

    critics can suck it, the movie rocks.

  • Anonymous

    009 1:22 PM | Reply

    You’re only pulling out the negative comments. I don’t know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you’re just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It’s a hit at the box office,and you can’t deny that.
    ——–
    Same happened with the jb one

    i know.
    Tim you suck.

    —-

    ok you guys are the ones practically Grasping for straws now. This thread is the FIRST thread of negative revies. Noone is trying to make miley bad, she does that all by herself
    ——————
    ohh then i shouldnt blame your mom for having a godzillia-a-like as her child anymore should i, cuz you do that on your own, apparently, also. =)

    —-

    ^^^^what in the world of a comeback was that? Try again. Amuse me.

  • Anonymous

    my review:

    THIS MOVIE FUCKING OWNS AND EVERYONE SHOULD SEE IT
    YOU’LL LAUGH
    YOU’LL CRY
    YOU’LL DO THE HOEDOWN THROWDOWN
    IT WILL BE EPIC

    the end

  • Anonymous

    The critics and oceanup aren’t in love with Miley! Oh no! Let’s all hate them because they diss our queen!

    This isn’t a Miley fansite, this is a gossip site. If you want to read about people praising miley, go to a fansite.
    ——————-
    listen twit! miley is the queen on this generation. every generation has a queen on disney! miley is the queen on this one that right. before it was hilary duff,before hilary it was britney and the list go on. In this generation miley has the title and she won it fair because she work hard. Even demi said that miley is the queen of disney even her own peers knows it. we like people that knows it like demi that why we like demi she doesnt want to take away being someone she not like selena!

    ———–

    you didn’t even respond to anything i said in my comment. if you want a place that’s going to praise miley non-stop, go to a fansite! you can’t expect EVERYONE to love miley.

    :)

    in my opinion the movie is amazing

    http://i39.tinypic.com/10qcod3.gif

  • Anonymous

    Why DO we care what the critics say??
    THE MOVIE IS AMAZING.

    so …

    http://i39.tinypic.com/10qcod3.gif

  • :)

    Oh whatever. The fans loved it, and the movie is doing great!. So …

  • kimmy4

    its miley fans of cousre tthey will cry
    even though the trailers on tv shows that she takes off the wig her fans will still cry
    but lol i guess people cry for different reasons
    i only have to cry cause my friend is dragging me to see the movie cause i really dont want to go

  • katy

    f&f > hmtm

    f&f > hmtm

    f&f > hmtm

    f&f > hmtm

    f&f > hmtm

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    f&f > hmtm

    f&f > hmtm

    f&f > hmtm

    f&f > hmtm

  • beccaa?

    lalalala

  • Anonymous

    miley will be #1 for a long time kiddies so dont be jealous

  • katy

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  • http://twitter.com/sadiezzbby Sadiezz

    I just saw the movie and loved it.
    The critics have to review with the mindframe of a 8-17 year old. They’re not.
    =/

  • Anonymous

    lol
    critics are never good.. but heck the movie did beyond AMAZING on it’s opening week it beat fast and furious

    i found this: So that’s all from us. If you get dragged to “Hannah Montana” this weekend, don’t feel too bad, because you’ll probably end up begrudgingly enjoying it. A) It’s way better than “17 Again,” Zac Efron’s new movie; and B) after seeing it, you’ll understand why Miley is the queen of tween. She rocks. Abso-freaking-lutely.

    http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/popvox/archive/2009/04/09/your-cheat-sheet-for-the-hannah-montana-movie.aspx

  • Anonymous

    Katy, you are a failure of humanity. Your parents regret your birth. GTFO.

  • Anonymous

    A lot of these reviewers sound like bitter old men who just WISH they could wear a blonde wig and a rainbow dress and be half as fierce as Miley while doing so.

  • katy

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  • Anonymous

    my review:

    THIS MOVIE FUCKING OWNS AND EVERYONE SHOULD SEE IT
    YOU’LL LAUGH
    YOU’LL CRY
    YOU’LL DO THE HOEDOWN THROWDOWN
    IT WILL BE EPIC

    the end

    —–

    YOU LIKE TALKING
    IN CAPS DON YA???

  • beccaa?

    LMAO.
    your my hero :P

  • Anonymous

    rightt and that’s why it made more than 40 millions on its opening week.
    keep dreaming hun

  • Anonymous

    YES I DO

  • anonymously

    miley twitter
    wow. “websites” post the one bad review out of the 100 good ones. why do people thrive on negativity??? god bless them

    we know you did great miley on the movie. dont worry about ocean!

  • katie

    oceanup is rediculous i read really good review from the new york times,
    usa today and countless others.

    OF COURSE SOME PEOPLE WON’T LIKE IT, thats how it is for EVERY MOVIE.

    i saw it and i think it is really good, i am 16 i went with my boyfriend and my whole family everyone loved it.

    it goes far beyond the usually comedy of the show, it has real depth.

    its great=)

  • Jonas 4 Canada !

    Ya they are especially on IMDB.
    Like not trying to bring them into this, but for JBS movie half of the one star reviews were fuck this crap (cause they never actually saw the film and they just judge JB cause they are with Disney).
    But IMDB recognized the hater’s stupidity and ignorance and took JB off the bottom 100.

  • team jonas + miley

    miley > oceanup . stfu . sucks that she doesn`t even get the money. stupid disney does ! xP

  • http://twitter.com/breniCOOL Bre

    okay seriously?
    do you have nothing better to do with your lives than pick out BAD reviews.

    im 14 and obviously past the age of carrying a hannah montana lunchbox and personally i LOVED the movie.
    i thought it was amazing. it was cute and def. not tourture.

    plus it made me cry, and it takes a good movie to do that.

    so why dont you post some of the good reviews on here instead of just the bad ones that make the movie seem like total crap, cause it was def. the OPPOSITE of total crap.

  • Lisa

    I luvd the movie and so did my mom and dad and they are 47 and 48…. Also, the theater i was in included not only little kids, but a lot of teenagers, adults(w/o children).. and i even saw 2 elderly couples!
    And from the talk and faces after the movie I think ALL of them loved it =))

  • Anonymous

    Hannah Montana Movie Rox a Shout Out!

  • Anonymous

    oceanup already posted good reviews. why post the same reviews again? shut up.

  • Anonymous

    Ok I love Miley, but LMFAO AT ALL OF YOU.
    All of a sudden, everyone on here is 17-19 years old?
    “I’m 18 and loved it!!”
    “I’m 17 and cried!”
    Next, I’m waiting to see “I’M 94 AND LUVED IT GURL!”
    I am 15 years old, and I couldn’t see the movie yet cause it’s been a crazy weekend, but I lovelovelove Miley and I’m so planning on seeing it.
    But please, be realistic. Her fans are young. I admit it, why can’t any of you?

  • Anonymous

    The critics are there to criticize movies. And that’s what they did with Hannah Montana. Face it, it wasn’t exactly amazing ‘film’ wise. I saw it, I personally didn’t think it was ‘good.’ Mediocre plot and acting. Nothing great. Entertaining to the correct audience. Disney definitely knows how to make good movies(Wall-E, Finding Nemo, Remember the Titans, Enchanted). But in reality, Hannah Montana would not be something concidered ‘good.’ Good for Hannah fans, yes. But compared to other great Disney movies, definitely not.

  • Anonymous

    Also, the theater i was in included not only little kids, but a lot of teenagers, adults(w/o children).. and i even saw 2 elderly couples!

    lmfao, what a bunch of sad adults.
    I love HM, and it was a great movie. But if your like 50 years old and going to see it without kids, that’s…weird. So either we have some wackjob adults or your lying.

  • Anonymous

    i bet it’s going to be great.. even though im not into hannah montana

    but OCEANUP!! you have to post this..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThWaD4IqHfs&feature=channel_page

    and go look at the last page of comments.. Look at the comment from FanFamilyEperience

    thank you!! :)

  • Anonymous

    Ok I love Miley, but LMFAO AT ALL OF YOU.
    All of a sudden, everyone on here is 17-19 years old?
    “I’m 18 and loved it!!”
    “I’m 17 and cried!”
    Next, I’m waiting to see “I’M 94 AND LUVED IT GURL!”
    I am 15 years old, and I couldn’t see the movie yet cause it’s been a crazy weekend, but I lovelovelove Miley and I’m so planning on seeing it.
    But please, be realistic. Her fans are young. I admit it, why can’t any of you?

    —-

    lol “im 94, still hip and i cried” i can see it now. everyone else posting their age, thinks that their proving something.

  • Anonymous

    miley’s tweet:
    wow. “websites” post the one bad review out of the 100 good ones. why do people thrive on negativity??? god bless them

  • Anonymous

    I went and saw the first showing of Hannah Montana on the Opening day and it was absolutly AMAZING, It was a really good movie

  • Anonymous

    Miley, don’t worry about two people out of millions of fans. You’re laughing all the way to the bank. Love ya, bitch. :P

  • Anonymous

    who was the friend she was having lunch with? Hopefully its Nick.
    ====
    I hope so too.

  • http://twitter.com/mileycyrus zomg.

    i find it funny how only two of those reviews are actually negative. but whatevs. proud 17-year-old miley fan here. saw the movie last night and LOVED IT, seriously. i dragged my boyfriend with me and he secretly enjoyed it, too. i highly recommend the movie. it’s cute, it’s fun, and it’s miley. what more do you need?

  • Anonymous

    I heard it’s VERY predictable and cheesy.

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE AND MILEY CYRUS AND LUCAS TILL

  • Anonymous

    The critics are there to criticize movies. And that’s what they did with Hannah Montana. Face it, it wasn’t exactly amazing ‘film’ wise. I saw it, I personally didn’t think it was ‘good.’ Mediocre plot and acting. Nothing great. Entertaining to the correct audience. Disney definitely knows how to make good movies(Wall-E, Finding Nemo, Remember the Titans, Enchanted). But in reality, Hannah Montana would not be something concidered ‘good.’ Good for Hannah fans, yes. But compared to other great Disney movies, definitely not.

    —–

    ^^^^^the most realistic thing to be said all day.

  • Anonymous

    Fuck off.
    Leave the Jonas Brothers alone. They’ve been fucking succeeding the expectations and hitting the marks for the past year and a half, and ONE time they don’t make as much money as expected, and you all eat it up and LOVE it and kick them to the curb.
    I love Miley, but her fans suck. They come on EVERY post and drone on about how much better Miley is than everyone and how she owns the world and how JB will never be her. YEAH. YOUR ALL RIGHT. THEY NEVER WILL BE HER. AND SHE WILL NEVER BE THEM. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS, STOP COMPARING THEM ALL AND FUCK OFF

  • Claire

    agreed! newsday loved it too! and its not made for adults, its made for kids!

  • http://twitter.com/mileycyrus zomg.

    it isn’t.

  • Anonymous

    OMG. LOOK AT SELENA’S TWITTER!!

    IT’S OBVIOUSLY ABOUT HER & NICK

  • http://www.last.fm/user/nikkilovesmetal Nicole

    Jemi? Seriously, JEMI? Fuck my life.

  • Anonymous

    wtf, no one’s even talking about them. gtfo.

  • Nadia

    FIRST =D

  • Anonymous

    lol. yeah i see your point. i really am 17 though and i loved it.
    alot of her fans are young, but there are older fans out there too that she’s gained recently. that’s why i think people are saying their ages. but we know there are childish people lying too.

  • Anonymous

    first??

    and the movie was amazingggg i lovedd it < 333

  • Anonymous

    Uhhh no one is talking about JB, so your argument fails. Sorry.

  • Eviie

    The movie was great, and its not aimed for adults, so they can just stfu. The movie was absolutely amazing, and even my mom really enjoyed it. Critics are critics, its in their name, its what they do. I think the movie was great! I even saw old couples without kids watching it…

  • Anonymous

    5th!

  • Mileyfan4Sho

    Selena Gomez jus Hosed you Oceanup, look at her twitterr

  • Anonymous

    Fuck off.
    Leave the Jonas Brothers alone. They’ve been fucking succeeding the expectations and hitting the marks for the past year and a half, and ONE time they don’t make as much money as expected, and you all eat it up and LOVE it and kick them to the curb.
    I love Miley, but her fans suck. They come on EVERY post and drone on about how much better Miley is than everyone and how she owns the world and how JB will never be her. YEAH. YOUR ALL RIGHT. THEY NEVER WILL BE HER. AND SHE WILL NEVER BE THEM. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS, STOP COMPARING THEM ALL AND FUCK OFF

    —–

    AMEN SISTA! MILEY FANS ARE RUDE.

  • katy

    miley you fail
    critcis hate hannah movie
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  • Anonymous

    “From Hollywood Reporter: ‘The film likely won’t match last year’s 31.1-million dollar opening registered by Miley’s all-singing Best of Both Worlds, but Cyrus’ enthusiastic fan base should ensure brisk spring break business.”

    ….It already BEAT IT.

  • Anonymous

    SHUT UP

    hmtm WAS GREAT

  • Anonymous

    OMG GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
    I LOVE MILEY, and I liked the movie, BUT THIS IS WHAT CRITICS DO. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO JB’S MOVIE.
    Yeah, but when it was JB, all you hypocrites LOVED that their movie got negative reviews and fucking celebrated over it.
    BUT IT’S YOUR PRECIOUS MILEY, so the critics can go screw themselves!? PLEASE.
    These are adults watching it. They aren’t going to enjoy it like you (preteens/teens) do. I’m 16. I loved it. But I REALIZE THAT IT’S DONE TO MOST DISNEY MOVIES, AND THAT’S HOW IT IS. I also loved JB’s movie! Come on though! Don’t blame oceanup because your goddess Mileys movie got bad reviews. it did great at the box office, SO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
    GET
    OVER
    IT.
    byebye, my friends.

  • anonymous

    firstt??

    the moviee was amazinggg idc what anyone says i lovedd it < 333

  • Anonymous

    Fuck off.
    Leave the Jonas Brothers alone. They’ve been fucking succeeding the expectations and hitting the marks for the past year and a half, and ONE time they don’t make as much money as expected, and you all eat it up and LOVE it and kick them to the curb.
    I love Miley, but her fans suck. They come on EVERY post and drone on about how much better Miley is than everyone and how she owns the world and how JB will never be her. YEAH. YOUR ALL RIGHT. THEY NEVER WILL BE HER. AND SHE WILL NEVER BE THEM. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS, STOP COMPARING THEM ALL AND FUCK OFF

    Fuck off.
    WE LOVE JONAS BROTHERS.

    &

    amen to that:
    “YEAH. YOUR ALL RIGHT. THEY NEVER WILL BE HER. AND SHE WILL NEVER BE THEM. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS, STOP COMPARING THEM ALL AND FUCK OFF”

  • Lauren B!

    FIRST!

  • Anonymous

    first

  • Anonymous

    pretty sure that account was proven to not actually be them, but cool.

  • uvu

    critics can say whatever thay want, the fans will enjoy the movie

  • Anonymous

    3rd!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Critics are critics, its in their name, its what they do. I think the movie was great!

    amen :)

  • Hayley

    You’re only pulling out the negative comments. I don’t know about the other cities, but the NY Daily News gave it 3/5 stars. Now you’re just pulling at straws here to make Miley look bad. It’s a hit at the box office,and you can’t deny that.

  • Anonymous

    What the hell? Seriously, what are you on about? The only people I see mentioning the Jonas Brothers here are their obsessive fans. Get a life.

  • alliegator.(:

    well, the reviews i’ve read…from parents of fans, said they loved it.
    and their kids loved it.
    oceanup does this on purpose.
    they did this for JB3D too,
    and miley is doing better than that,
    but people liked JB3D too.
    so oceanup can suck it!

  • Anonymous

    oh GTFO
    miley > you

  • Anonymous

    wtf @ the jb fans
    stfu, no one’s even talking about them

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    LOL, they’ll never do good critics right?
    I loved the movie and I loved the jonas 3d one too, bad critics are stupid, I enjoyed it!
    I love mileeees :)

  • Anonymous

    Fuck off.
    Leave the Jonas Brothers alone. They’ve been fucking succeeding the expectations and hitting the marks for the past year and a half, and ONE time they don’t make as much money as expected, and you all eat it up and LOVE it and kick them to the curb.
    I love Miley, but her fans suck. They come on EVERY post and drone on about how much better Miley is than everyone and how she owns the world and how JB will never be her. YEAH. YOUR ALL RIGHT. THEY NEVER WILL BE HER. AND SHE WILL NEVER BE THEM. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS, STOP COMPARING THEM ALL AND FUCK OFF
    —-
    Gahhh, i meant to post this comment on a dif. post.
    Omit this comment, everyone. lmfaoooooo

  • Anonymous

    Fuck off.
    Leave the Jonas Brothers alone. They’ve been fucking succeeding the expectations and hitting the marks for the past year and a half, and ONE time they don’t make as much money as expected, and you all eat it up and LOVE it and kick them to the curb.
    I love Miley, but her fans suck. They come on EVERY post and drone on about how much better Miley is than everyone and how she owns the world and how JB will never be her. YEAH. YOUR ALL RIGHT. THEY NEVER WILL BE HER. AND SHE WILL NEVER BE THEM. THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT GROUPS, STOP COMPARING THEM ALL AND FUCK OFF

    —–

    AMEN SISTA! MILEY FANS ARE RUDE.
    ——–

    no one is talking about JB,
    just say.

  • Anonymous

    OMG GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
    I LOVE MILEY, and I liked the movie, BUT THIS IS WHAT CRITICS DO. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO JB’S MOVIE.
    Yeah, but when it was JB, all you hypocrites LOVED that their movie got negative reviews and fucking celebrated over it.
    BUT IT’S YOUR PRECIOUS MILEY, so the critics can go screw themselves!? PLEASE.
    These are adults watching it. They aren’t going to enjoy it like you (preteens/teens) do. I’m 16. I loved it. But I REALIZE THAT IT’S DONE TO MOST DISNEY MOVIES, AND THAT’S HOW IT IS. I also loved JB’s movie! Come on though! Don’t blame oceanup because your goddess Mileys movie got bad reviews. it did great at the box office, SO BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.
    GET
    OVER
    IT.
    byebye, my friends.

    ——

    Finally, a Miley fan with some sense!

  • http://twitter.com/megmarsant333 MegMarSant333

    I don’t think these reporters got sufficient enough information.

    This movie was not “torture” for all parents. I have proof because my mother, a 42 year old woman, enjoyed the movie as well as my 17 year old sister.

    So you see, they should generalize everyone into one catagory before verifying their facts.

    xoxo Meg

  • alliegator.(:

    oh and…miley fans?
    STFU, you make yourselves all look like morons.

    really, jonas brothers and miley cant even compare.
    THEY’RE 4 DIFFERENT PEOPLE, WITH DIFFERENT TYPES OF TALENTS!
    GTFO.

  • Anonymous

    so basically the movie did well in sales, but got mixed reviews? that sounds sort of like twilight

  • Anonymous

    The critics are there to criticize movies. And that’s what they did with Hannah Montana. Face it, it wasn’t exactly amazing ‘film’ wise. I saw it, I personally didn’t think it was ‘good.’ Mediocre plot and acting. Nothing great. Entertaining to the correct audience. Disney definitely knows how to make good movies(Wall-E, Finding Nemo, Remember the Titans, Enchanted). But in reality, Hannah Montana would not be something concidered ‘good.’ Good for Hannah fans, yes. But compared to other great Disney movies, definitely not.

    ——————–

    Amen I say to you!

  • Cheyenne

    I don’t get it. I know no one who listens to critics. That’s just one persons opion.
    I personally LOVED the movie!