Jonas Brothers Night At The Museum 2

Full cherub Jonas Brothers scenes in Night At The Museum 2.

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO.
    ohhmy(:

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    sorry i left i had to go take a HOT shower…… anything new

  • Miley Cyrus

    And you call me a whore?
    I’m not the one going around saying my vag is loose. That’d be you.

    I’ve fucked Nick plenty of times. But only Nick.
    I’m not a skank like you.

  • Anonymous

    He was wrapping: “More than a woman” haha. It’s a song

  • Anonymous

    it was omg it was worst than scary movie 4

  • Nick Jonas

    Can I help you with something?
    I don’t feel like dealing with your poser bullshit.

    ANYWAY,
    I miss you already Miley =/

  • Nick Jonas

    Selena thinks I want her.
    Did you take any pictures in there?
    I wish I joined you. ;)

  • marr

    LOVE JB and Demi, they totally rocked Argentina. 48,000 people! And Nick cried
    ———————–
    aww why did he cry?
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    when he was singin “a little bit longer” and people were singing his songs he got all emotional :(

  • DemiandMileypones:)

    Yeah I fell yah.
    I wonder if somebody has the video of it.
    And I love your name!
    :]

  • Nick Jonas

    Wow, I have a poser going under “Nick”.
    Everyone knows I come on here as my full name.
    Nick Jonas.
    Not Nick.
    POSER FAIL.

  • Selena Gomez

    GTFO BITCH NICK’S MINE.

    he currently has his finger up my vag WHILE im typing this!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Harmony.

    Nick should cover my heart will go on,
    that was perfect him singing that song.

    Joe was so funny, rapping.

  • Nick

    Can I help you with something?
    I don’t feel like dealing with your poser bullshit.

    ANYWAY,
    I miss you already Miley =/
    _____________________________
    Why’d you have to pose as me. I don’t miss Miley.. We are just friends. After I replied then you replied. Stop posing you are going to create rumuors.

  • Anonymous

    they really dont. if i didnt hear their voices its hard to tell unless your really paying attention.

  • Joe Jonas

    joe, your dick is about as big as this marble baby thing yall had to play for this movie.

    anddddddd my vag is VERY loose. ask nick. or camilla.
    not that she’d know.
    _________________________________________________________

    why the fuck do you keep saying y’all? go finger yourself selena, you’d be lucky to have my enormous cock inserted into your tight cooch. go ask camilla, she knows how big it is.

  • Nick Jonas

    Oh, Joe, I set up the posters pretty good.
    Again sorry for throwing out the first one.
    I was having a bad day.

  • Joe Jonas

    i wish i was with camilla so that i could fuck her brains out.
    _________________________________
    Sorry Joe. Since when have you been having sex with her? Just don’t let anybody else find out. I’ll keep your secret. Camilla is hot though I still have a crush on her!
    _________________________________________________________

    that’s inappropriate mannnnn. she’s all mine. her and her beautiful whispering eye = ALL MINE!

  • Kelsey!

    Wow, I have a poser going under “Nick”.
    Everyone knows I come on here as my full name.
    Nick Jonas.
    Not Nick.
    POSER FAIL.
    ___________________________
    You fail.. Seriously get the fuck out. I hate when people do this. Get a life…

  • Anonymous

    i dont think he fell, i think he meant to do it like he use to do in the wylmite tour
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=709A9z-LfW4

  • MRS JOE JONAS

    YAA NICK’S VOICE WAS AMAAAZING IN THAT SONG !!! THERE PERFECT I THINK MY FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW IS PROBABLY FLY WITH ME !!! <3

  • Anonymous

    dude i come on here all the time…
    you’re not the person who poses as nick.
    the person under “nick jonas” is the one that always comes on here.
    joe & demi talk about having sex.
    nick & miley are lovey-dovey
    emma & selena try to ruin it.
    but nick and miley ignore them.
    you’re boring.
    i like the original posers.

  • Anonymous

    I like the Nick Jonas poser wayyyyyyyy more than the one as Nick.
    Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus are always so entertaining lmfaooo!
    I love those posers.
    The one under the name Nick is dull as shit.

  • Nick Jonas

    Actually I’m having text sex with Miley.
    But I can be good money that Demi’s got her finger up your vag at the moment.
    I would never do you. Ever.

  • Joey Page

    selena has her finger shoved up my private afrfaraa

    helpsfraffaagasdf

  • Nick Jonas

    Don’t hate cause I don’t love your god Selena.

  • Joe Jonas

    Oh, Joe, I set up the posters pretty good.
    Again sorry for throwing out the first one.
    I was having a bad day.
    _________________________________________________________
    dude, you’re a poser. i was talking to Nick, so disappear please…like now.

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    wow u must be desperate because how could nick be txting me while typing and hsi fingers up ur vag!! girl i got some better things from him up my vag.. LOL if ya no wat i mean!! back off bitch

  • Anonymous

    You fail.. Seriously get the fuck out. I hate when people do this. Get a life…

    ——-

    tbh Kelsey!, you’re the fail.

  • Anonymous

    In A Little Bit Longer

  • Nick Jonas

    This ‘Nick’ dude better get the fuck out.
    I don’t miss Miley?
    Yeah, alright.

  • Anonymous

    no way, i like these posers. keep going! hahahahaa “whispering eye”

  • Anonymous

    probably emotional. i would. so many people who are there to see you play music… that is probably very moving.
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    Exactly. He was thrilled after singing A Little Bit Longer and cried. Best concert of my life!

  • Nick Jonas

    THAT dude is a poser.
    I see you right now masturbating to Camilla’s pictures.
    And Kevin looking up the kitty porn.

  • Kelsey!

    I love that part! The only reason I went to see the movie! WOOT WOOT number 1 movie in america!

  • Kelsey!

    Don’t hate cause I don’t love your god Selena.
    _________________________
    Selena isn’t my god people like you annoy me posers going under Nick etc. It just is annoying.. Get a life. Go see a movie hey night to the musuem 2 is a good movie…..

  • Anonymous

    ew i hate the new posers.
    the first ones are so much better.

    joe+demi, nick+miley, kevin being desperate…
    it was all great.

  • Selena Gomez

    BECAUSE IM FROM TEXAS STUPID

    oh and hiiiii joey! :D

  • http://twitter.com Miley Cyrus

    HEY nick

  • Anonymous

    OMGSH!!!
    BON QUI QUI! YOU DO EXIST!

  • Kelsey!

    You fail.. Seriously get the fuck out. I hate when people do this. Get a life…

    ——-

    tbh Kelsey!, you’re the fail
    ___________________________________
    I’m the fail because at least I’m not posing lol! I have a life!

  • Joe Jonas

    guys i had a wet dream last night about Camilla…it was pretty intense.

  • Miley Cyrus

    everyone should be believing HIM!!!
    “Nick Jonas” is the real one :)
    “Nick” = poser.

    i love you nickkkyyyy.

  • jesssssss

    is this little singing section on the night at the museum soundtrack???

    please answer ;)

  • Nick

    I am with some girls from Brazil that camilla introduced me too I don’t like Miley. She’s just a friend.

  • Nick Jonas

    Hey baby I’m missing you already =/

  • Selena Gomez

    you guys are right. i am a creepy slut with a tight vagina that is really annoying.

  • Anonymous

    You fail.. Seriously get the fuck out. I hate when people do this. Get a life…

    ——-

    tbh Kelsey!, you’re the fail
    ___________________________________
    I’m the fail because at least I’m not posing lol! I have a life!

    —–

    no, because you’re up selena’s asshole.

  • Joe Jonas

    THAT dude is a poser.
    I see you right now masturbating to Camilla’s pictures.
    And Kevin looking up the kitty porn.
    _________________________________________________________
    dude, you’re right! why the fuck are you watching me masturbate man, that’s distracting and mad creepy!

  • Nick Jonas

    Dude just give up already.

  • Nick

    i wish i was with camilla so that i could fuck her brains out.
    _________________________________
    Sorry Joe. Since when have you been having sex with her? Just don’t let anybody else find out. I’ll keep your secret. Camilla is hot though I still have a crush on her!
    _________________________________________________________

    that’s inappropriate mannnnn. she’s all mine. her and her beautiful whispering eye = ALL MINE!

    _______________________________
    Not if I steal her first!:) She was giving me the eye

  • me

    the ONLY reason we went to see this movie was b/c of jonas brothers and i KNOW for a fact it went to #1 b/c we all went to see them as angel cherubs! and the song fly with me at the end is awesome!

  • Nick Jonas

    Selena is a dirty skank.
    She’s got her finger up Joey Page’s vag while Demi has hers up Selena’s.

    And btw Miley I’m loving these texts. You’re so fucking sexy, I want you so bad.

  • Joe Jonas

    How can you forget how annoying that dyke is?
    And thank the fucking Lord I never fucked her…
    I can just tell she sucks in bed.
    Tight vag… not cool.

    Miley in bed ftw.
    _________________________________________________________

    dude, idk how i fucking forgot she was a psychotic bitch.
    i got distracted again by camilla’s maxim picture and i started to lick it viciously. man idk what to do, i’m fucking going insane with her not here. i wish her and rob would finish their sex excursion and she would just come back home to me. I NEED HER BEAUTIFUL “WHISPERING EYE” BACK!

  • http://twitter.com Miley Cyrus

    u r the biggest two-faced bitch i’ve ever met god damn i no u like selena so just stop!!

  • meltedhearts

    My heart is in a puddle on the floor. Nick singing my heart will go on…oh wow. Seriously I have butterflys and crap. It was so sweet. His voice is just perfection…

  • aNonymous

    why can’t it just be realistic and have them actually naked? they’d be some fucking hot cherubs
    *********************
    lmao. Yes they would be…agreed!

  • Selena Gomez

    so miley….

    me and demi have this thing going on where we do this CRAZY stuff with our fingers and we were wondering if you wanted to do it too! :D if you do bring chocolate syrup lotion and handcuffs.

    ;)

  • Joe Jonas

    dude, you guys are confusing me. who is the real nick j?

  • Miley Cyrus

    ew, stfu poserrrrrrrrrr.

    I love you Nickyyyyy :)

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    babe u dont hav to want me cause u already got me

  • Anonymous

    no

  • Kelsey!

    You fail.. Seriously get the fuck out. I hate when people do this. Get a life…

    ——-

    tbh Kelsey!, you’re the fail
    ___________________________________
    I’m the fail because at least I’m not posing lol! I have a life!

    —–

    no, because you’re up selena’s asshole.
    _______________________________
    WOW just because I like her that makes me a fail wow! Just stop it already

  • Joe Jonas

    BECAUSE IM FROM TEXAS STUPID

    oh and hiiiii joey! :D
    _________________________________________________________

    well it’s fucking annoying! i don’t give two shits about where you’re from, you tight-vagina motherfucker!

  • Anonymous

    wtf? no.
    you went to a movie to see them for 10 seconds?
    i mean i love them, but i saw this movie cause i liked the first one.

  • Selena Gomez

    go away, you normal person. cant you see that we are in the middle of DISCUSSION? god!

  • Kelsey!

    YUP he did it on purpose lol!:) Obviously I wish he would do that at my concert!

  • Nick Jonas

    Sorry I was creepin’.

  • Anonymous

    yes thats obviously the reason

  • Nick Jonas

    Stop posing, bitch.
    Miley & I are actually texting right now…
    and you are NOT her.

  • Nick Jonas

    Me, dude..

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    listen bitch ur wasting ur breath

  • Nick Jonas

    LMFAO, Joe totally just poned the shit out of that tight-vagina fuck face.

  • Joe Jonsd

    i wish i was with camilla so that i could fuck her brains out.
    _________________________________
    Sorry Joe. Since when have you been having sex with her? Just don’t let anybody else find out. I’ll keep your secret. Camilla is hot though I still have a crush on her!
    _________________________________________________________

    that’s inappropriate mannnnn. she’s all mine. her and her beautiful whispering eye = ALL MINE!

    _______________________________
    Not if I steal her first!:) She was giving me the eye
    _________________________________________________________

    NOOOO DUMBASS! “whispering eye” means vagina, not an actual eye! you seriously need to invest in urbandictionary.com and look it up. i saw role models last night, and it was fucking hilarious!

  • Anonymous

    You fail.. Seriously get the fuck out. I hate when people do this. Get a life…

    ——-

    tbh Kelsey!, you’re the fail
    ___________________________________
    I’m the fail because at least I’m not posing lol! I have a life!

    —–

    no, because you’re up selena’s asshole.
    _______________________________
    WOW just because I like her that makes me a fail wow! Just stop it already

    ———-

    “like” isn’t even the fucking word.
    obsessed.

  • Anonymous

    OMG I JUST LOVE ALL THE POSERS HERE!!!!!!!!! HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Nick

    Whats my name say it once again
    Nick J, Nick J, Nick J, Nick J

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    no thanx i got nick by my side u fugly lesbian

  • Kelsey!

    wtf? no.
    you went to a movie to see them for 10 seconds?
    i mean i love them, but i saw this movie cause i liked the first one.
    _____________________________
    I DID too! Nothing wrong with that, but i ended enjoying the movie! it was soo funny it cracked me up!:)

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    the Nick Jonas i was talkin to i need to tell u y im mad at u im the first miley cyrus that was here but can u listen to me and just t let u no im the real one

  • Nick Jonas

    I love you :)

  • Nick Jonas

    MILEY IS NOT ON HERE.

    We’re having some amazing text sex right now.
    “Nick” is a lame-ass poser.
    Joe is masturbating to Camilla’s pics.
    Kevin’s looking up kitty porn.
    And Frankie’s trying to get with both Madison and Noah at the same time.

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    nicky i love the txt u just sent me!! god ur so hot

  • Joe Jonas

    Sorry I was creepin’.
    _________________________________________________________

    dude, why would you creep on me masturbating? you have better things to creep on, like miley changing or something. go masturbate to that shit, atleast you can actually see her! my Camilla is far, far away from me and i haven’t gotten to see her “whispering eye” in too long.

  • your mum does the hoedown throdown.

    and when joe starts raping=hilarious.

    ________

    Ha. Comment=Halirious.

  • Nick Jonas

    YOUR name = poser.
    MY name = Nick J.

  • jesssssss

    why can’t it just be realistic and have them actually naked? they’d be some fucking hot cherubs
    ———————————————–

    LMFAO LOL

    so agreed hahaha ;D

  • Kelsey!

    You fail.. Seriously get the fuck out. I hate when people do this. Get a life…

    ——-

    tbh Kelsey!, you’re the fail
    ___________________________________
    I’m the fail because at least I’m not posing lol! I have a life!

    —–

    no, because you’re up selena’s asshole.
    _______________________________
    WOW just because I like her that makes me a fail wow! Just stop it already

    ———-

    “like” isn’t even the fucking word.
    obsessed.
    ___________________________
    I’m not obssesed with her.. People assumed that because I defended her, but It annoys me that y’all hate her because people think she’s “fake”. Like seriously gtfo. I’m a very big dedicated fan. Yeah like isn’t the word I meant loved!:)

  • Nick Jonas

    Stop being so conceited. No one gives a shit about you.
    You go normal person!

  • DemiandMileyPones:)

    He was wrapping: “More than a woman” haha. It’s a song

    ______________

    The only one I know is by Aaliyah.

  • Demi

    SUP JOE I LOVE JOE FUCK ME AGAIN LIKE THAT NIGHT!!!! ;)

  • Joe Jonas

    LMFAO, Joe totally just poned the shit out of that tight-vagina fuck face.
    _________________________________________________________

    of course i did man. she’s a fucking dipshit who needs to get laid more often. her vagina is totally un-moist too, it’s so unnatural. i think she’s a fucking alien or something.

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    can u try to sneak out and come to my house come see these crazy comments and replies from MY point of view…. its pretty crazy!! AND I LOVE YOU TOO <3 XOXOXOXOX

  • Nick Jonas

    NOW Miley is on.
    I’ll let you all know when she leaves.
    I love yours too..

    damn you’re sexy.

  • Anonymous

    me too and i love that song

  • Anonymous

    nick’s voice on My heart will go on = Lovely
    the rap is soo cool! love them brothers

  • http://twitter.com Miley Cyrus

    hey nick whats up babe even tho were txtin doesnt mean we cant talk on here 2

  • Nick Jonas

    I said sorry!
    I haven’t seen Miley in a few hours so I was lonely.

  • jerseygirl

    He was wrapping: “More than a woman” haha. It’s a song

    ______________

    The only one I know is by Aaliyah.
    ————————–
    This “More than a Woman” is a BeeGees song.

  • Nick

    WHATEVER POSER!

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    god I LOVE YOU

  • Joe Jonas

    SUP JOE I LOVE JOE FUCK ME AGAIN LIKE THAT NIGHT!!!! ;)
    _________________________________________________________

    sure thing babe. you think we could throw camilla in the mix too? i’ve always had fantasies about fucking you two, and it would be amazing if we could all do it together ;)

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    LUV U TOO!! come sneak to my house NOW please???

  • Kimshane F.

    I watched the movie yesterday! Haha It was really funny.
    lol love the part when Octavius Gaius was running in the grass . . . =] watch it! aahaha . . . anyway . . .
    And who did the voice overs for the angels? Was it really the JoBros.? Just wanna know . . . please tell me who did . . . Their voice we’re smoooooothin =]

    Have a nice day people! =] and have a nice life . . .

  • Anonymous

    i freaking love nicholas!
    his voice
    im in love

  • Anonymous

    Love you too :)
    I can’t wait to see you again.
    I’m looking at pictures of us.

  • Anonymous

    I said sorry!
    I haven’t seen Miley in a few hours so I was lonely.
    _________________________________________________________

    dude, i forgive you. but only if you promise to never do it again, and if you seal the deal tonight with miley. i know how much she wants it from nick j.

  • Anonymous

    They really need to do My heart will go on,the full song,I would listen to it every day for the rest of my life,that sounds incredible.And their part in the movie is so cute and voices are so smooth.

  • nikole

    i lovee how they sing lovebug at the endd . haha (:

  • Kelsey!

    I watched the movie yesterday! Haha It was really funny.
    lol love the part when Octavius Gaius was running in the grass . . . =] watch it! aahaha . . . anyway . . .
    And who did the voice overs for the angels? Was it really the JoBros.? Just wanna know . . . please tell me who did . . . Their voice we’re smoooooothin =]

    Have a nice day people! =] and have a nice life . . .

    _______________________________
    The Jo bros

  • Anabel

    I love the people that are posing as Nick Joe and Miley. Their conversation is quite hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    more than a woman is so funny and the rap lol joe
    and go nick on the beat haha

  • Nick Jonas

    I can tell you’re a girl.
    lmfao…
    a girl posing as me.
    Where’s Joe to say “awkward” ?

  • Anonymous

    bahahaha i fucking love these posers! fucking so funny. joe jonas poser you’re awesomeeeeee.

  • Demi

    joe stop masturbating to camilla’s photos just call and I’ll go

  • Joe Jonas

    LMFAO, Joe totally just poned the shit out of that tight-vagina fuck face.
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    you fucking bitch! don’t talk to our fans like that! fan, please ignore her. she’s just a tight-vagina. you know, the ones that penises would run away from. i’m sure you have a very nice one. don’t become too full of yourself though, it isn’t as nice as camilla’s wonderous “whispering eye”

    WE HAVE THE BEST FANS IN THE WORLD! WOO YEAH, I LOVE YOU GUYS.

  • Anonymous

    AWWWWW THEY ARE SO HOT

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    WTF!! WHO R U!! NICK tell this creeper to FUCK OFF!!

  • Nick Jonas

    Alright I’m leaving now.
    So I’m off oceanup.
    Anyone under the name Nick that comments after this is a poser.

    GOING TO MILEY’S.
    GONNA MAKE LOVE TO MY BABY GIRL :)

  • Anonymous

    my heart will go on NICHOLAS YOU REALLY ARE AN ANGEL!

  • Emmz

    lol Lovebug! hilarious! im so gonna catch this movie! lol

  • Anonymous

    what about kevin?

  • Anonymous

    sure thing babe

  • Nick Jonas

    WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    joe ignore her ur wasting ur time… so wats up i havent talked to u in a while

  • morons

    yknow, you guys say that this movie went to #1 because you guys only went to see it for the jonas brothers……

    … then why the fuck didnt you go see their 3d concert and make THAT number 1, rather than something as insignificant as this???

    yeah, don’t pat yourselves on the back for this accomplishment.

  • Nick

    Hmm I’m not a girl I’m the real Nick Jonas. I’m a boy the one girls massturbate too Nick Jonas. Why would I put my username as Nick Jonas so everyone would know.?

  • http://oceanup.com teamdisney:)

    “those little flying angle guys stole the show”
    “those where the jonas brothers!!!’
    “nuh uh???”
    “yeeep”
    “ddddaaang it. i like them!!”
    “and the song at the end was them”
    “what?!?!? i thought it was sooo cute, i had nooo clue it was them”
    mmmhmmm JONAS PONES.
    hahahahah
    a converstation between me and my friend (who doesnt like jonas)
    <3 PPPAHHH!

  • Nick Jonas

    I don’t know who the fuck that is!
    “Anonymous” better stop creepin & back off Miley.
    That’s my girl.

  • Anonymous

    wtf? no.
    you went to a movie to see them for 10 seconds?
    i mean i love them, but i saw this movie cause i liked the first one.
    _________________________________________________________

    uhm, no. i saw the firsr one too, and i liked it so i went to see this one. the jb just happened to be in it, and i just happen to love them, so that was a plus. calm the fuck down man, i had other reasons to see the movie.

  • Joe Jonas

    oh whoops. i meant to copy and paste sel’s comment instead. sorry broooooo

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    hey sexy why’d u leave so early last night??

  • Anonymous

    JOE NICK AND KEVIN REALLY ARE ANGELS<3

  • Nick Jonas

    Just give it up already.
    I’m the real Nick.
    You’re a poser.

  • Anonymous

    this movie had some really funny scenes.
    it wasnt as good as the first one, but i gotta admit, clever writers.

  • Joe Jonas

    joe ignore her ur wasting ur time… so wats up i havent talked to u in a while
    _________________________________________________________

    i know, i know. i hope the bitch leaves. not much miley, just fucking camilla as much as possible. what about you?

  • Anonymous

    lovebug. perfect.

    Joe is an angel for sure.

  • Joe Jonas

    joe stop masturbating to camilla’s photos just call and I’ll go
    _________________________________________________________

    fuck yeah! gurrrrrrrl, get ready cause i’m gonna fuck your brains out tonight. we’re gonna have to wait another time for camilla though cause she’s off fucking rpatz right now. anyway…you haven’t been contracted with STDS or anything since the last time we fucked right? cause you know, i like to keep my sex as clean as possible. gotta keep mini joe nice and healthy for the ladies.

  • Anonymous

    im pretty sure you werent the person i replied to…
    haha.
    “the ONLY reason we went to see this movie was b/c of jonas brothers and i KNOW for a fact it went to #1 b/c we all went to see them as angel cherubs! and the song fly with me at the end is awesome!”

  • Demi

    Bustedddd I’m not demi and “Joe Jonas” is not Joe

  • http://twitter.com/tingtang5 Jorian

    They BETTER make a soundtrack with all those songs on it. They should really put My Heart Will Go On, on their CD.

    _-lOveBuG-_

  • Anonymous

    the show is so funny lol
    and people are like
    who are those little angels
    those are the jonas brothers
    no really? that’s the cutest scene

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    LOL. um nm waitin for nick to come over…… is that the doorbell??? wheres kevin

  • Nick Jonas

    Miley is amazing in bed ;)

  • Joe Jonas

    Bustedddd I’m not demi and “Joe Jonas” is not Joe
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    what the fuck you talking about gurrrrl?

  • ALEXIS

    they are so cute.

    and when joe starts raping=hilarious.

    nick singing “my heart will go on” = perfection.
    ——————————-
    haha FAIL

  • Anonymous

    im pretty sure you werent the person i replied to…
    haha.
    “the ONLY reason we went to see this movie was b/c of jonas brothers and i KNOW for a fact it went to #1 b/c we all went to see them as angel cherubs! and the song fly with me at the end is awesome!”
    _________________________________________________________

    oh wooooooops. haha i guess i forgot to read who you responded to and just automatically though you responded to this : “why would you go see dance flick? that movie looks like fucking shit man. lol, you definitely should have gone to see this instead.

    what cute little cherubs they are!”

    lmao, sorry about thattttttt.

  • Anonymous

    Bustedddd I’m not demi and “Joe Jonas” is not Joe
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    obviously dipshit, they’re all posers. way to ruin the fun!

  • Anonymous

    lmao, no problem (:

  • Anonymous

    hahahaha just stop posing please it’s really annoying now everyone knows you are not Joe

  • Joe Jonas

    probably, nick basically sprinted out of here and sped away to your house. he’s looking to get some, miles. i hope you’re ready for nick j…

    dude, i don’t know where the fuck kevin is nowadays…we need to get him on here ASAP though.

  • Nick Jonas

    I am really Nick.
    Joe Jonas is really Joe.
    THE REAL Miley Cyrus is really Miley.

  • Anonymous


    check out
    http://WWW.LUV2LUVJONAS.COM

    If you’re a Jonas Brothers fan. :)
    Thanks!

  • Anonymous

    did someone saw JONAS?!?!?!

  • Anonymous

    bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • MC.

    I hear you whispering my name in my dreams..
    I love you so much it hurts, I can’t breathe, I can’t sleep.
    You rise along with the morning sun, and you shine like the stars at night.
    I love you NJ<3

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    lol ur bad……….. i want to see u again babe lets meet up in your bedroom is ur family home??

  • Anonymous

    BITCH I WILL CUT YOU

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    ya u do and he NEEDS to get himself a girlfriend. DAMN u brothers are just very-DAMN!! just put it this way nick jonas was at my door and is now ripping off both of our clothes and is making out with me!! HE REALLY WANTS SOME!!

  • Anonymous

    why can’t it just be realistic and have them actually naked? they’d be some fucking hot cherubs.

  • Anonymous

    haha, i saw this movie today.
    it was really funny at parts.

  • Anonymous

    yknow, you guys say that this movie went to #1 because you guys only went to see it for the jonas brothers……

    … then why the fuck didnt you go see their 3d concert and make THAT number 1, rather than something as insignificant as this???

    yeah, don’t pat yourselves on the back for this accomplishment.
    _________________________________________________________

    if you think about it, there are a lot more people who would go see night at the museum 2 over a jonas brothers movie. the only people going to see the jonas brothers movie would be jonas brothers fans. for night at the museum 2, it was jb fans + normal movie-goers. and that equals #1 box office spot.

  • Joe Jonas

    I am really Nick.
    Joe Jonas is really Joe.
    THE REAL Miley Cyrus is really Miley.
    _________________________________________________________

    that’s right, you tell ‘em bro. dude if that wasn’t demi, who the hell am i going to fuck tonight? thanks for leaving me hanging with no booty call :(

    poser demi, you’re a bitch. that’s harsh, i reallly thought i was getting some tonight. you’re probably some ugly ass thirteen year old girl who i wouldn’t want to fuck anyway. so peace out to you hoe!

  • nikole

    hahahaha these posers are fucking halarious !

  • Selena

    HI NICK I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU SINCE LAST NIGHT I STILL MASTURBATE TO YOUR PICTURES PLZ FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE YOU WOULDNT DO IT LAST TIMEEEE.

    OH AND BFFIZZLE DEMI WASSSSUPPP HOMESKILLET SLICE DAWGGGGG.

    and miley-yous a sluthoebag now stop sexting my nickyy.

  • sammy

    i will never watch this just because they are in it i hate jb

  • Anonymous

    LOVE JB and Demi, they totally rocked Argentina. 48,000 people! And Nick cried <3

  • Anonymous

    lmfaooooooo nice grammar skills.

  • Anonymous

    not if i kill you first.

  • Anonymous

    did someone saw JONAS?!?!?!
    _________________________________________________________

    i think you mean: “did someone SEE JONAS?!?!?!”

  • Joe Jonas

    yeah…uhm we’re pretty forward when we want something bad. we don’t let anything get in the way, we just get straight to the point. you know, just “jerk it out” that’s my motto.

  • brubs

    Jonas are ridiculous

  • Anonymous

    i will never watch this just because they are in it i hate jb
    _________________________________________________________

    that’s like saying you’ll never go on oceanup.com just because they post about the jonas brothers. well guess what sweetie, you just fucking posted a comment on a post ABOUT THE JONAS BROTHERS. god, i hate dumbasses like you.

  • llllauren :l

    LMFAOOOOOOOO. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, OMG.

  • Joe Jonas

    HI NICK I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU SINCE LAST NIGHT I STILL MASTURBATE TO YOUR PICTURES PLZ FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE YOU WOULDNT DO IT LAST TIMEEEE.

    OH AND BFFIZZLE DEMI WASSSSUPPP HOMESKILLET SLICE DAWGGGGG.

    and miley-yous a sluthoebag now stop sexting my nickyy.
    _________________________________________________________

    dude, if i can’t have a threesome tonight you should definitely go for it! fuck selena and miley at the same time. do it do it do it! i won’t watch like you watched me masturbating to camilla’s picture before, i promise.

  • Anonymous

    sfccdsCZC

  • Kelsey!

    did someone saw JONAS?!?!?!
    _________________________________________________________

    i think you mean: “did someone SEE JONAS?!?!?!”
    ______________________________
    It didnt air i was like nooooo! I loooovvvee JONAS it’s so corny! I think itll air next week!!!

  • Anonymous

    LOL i love them, im seeing this movie 2morrow :D

  • ilovejonaslovato!

    ahaha.
    cute.
    they look soo cute
    as cherub’s
    ahaha.
    awesome.
    i need to see this movie now.

  • sammy

    Yeah me too I agree with you!!

  • Anonymous

    To think that I was about to go see that movie yesterday..

  • sara

    the titanic song.
    falsjfdlska.
    uh, nick sounded amazing singing that. and that happens to be one of my favorite songs ever, because it is in the most amazing movie ever. falkjfdl;ak. i can’t even think coherently.

  • Nick Jonas

    Sorry I didn’t want to get all sore for tonight :)

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    did someone saw JONAS?!?!?!
    _________________________________________________________

    i think you mean: “did someone SEE JONAS?!?!?!”
    ______________________________
    It didnt air i was like nooooo! I loooovvvee JONAS it’s so corny! I think itll air next week!!!
    _________________________________________________________

    lol, i’m guessing you look at being corny as a good thing?

  • Anonymous

    LOL

  • Anonymous

    “gotta keep mini joe nice and healthy for the ladies.”

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! this joe poser is THE best.

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    i think i no that from the position im in rite now thank god my familys out of town imagine noah walks in and nick is fucking me!! ” wat r u doing MOMMMMM!!!” lol i bet u that would be her reaction

  • Anonymous

    Jonas are ridiculous
    ———–
    right back at ya.

  • Anonymous

    i will never watch this just because they are in it i hate jb

    ——————————–

    Yeah me too I agree with you!!

    ———————-

    LMFAO –
    REPLYING TO YOURSELF FAILLLLL!
    sammy replying to sammy.
    Lmfao, forget to change your name?

  • Nick Jonas

    No.
    I told you no the first, second, third, fourth, fifth…EVERY time.
    I will not sleep with you.
    Miley, yes.
    I would fuck Demi and Camilla but bros before hoes so I wouldn’t do that to Joe.
    Miley is good enough for me.

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahahahahahaha! xD

  • Selena

    YEAHHHH NICK IM SO HORNYYYYYYYY.

    HEY JOEEEEEE WE SHOULD FUCK SOMETIME!
    :D I LOVE THE JOBROS DICKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Anonymous

    —————————————————————

    THAT SUCKS!!!! sorry for my grammar skills :) I was in a hurry

  • Joe Jonas

    “gotta keep mini joe nice and healthy for the ladies.”

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! this joe poser is THE best.
    _________________________________________________________

    who said i was a poser?

  • Joe Jonas

    well, i think i’m gonna head off now too. this has been…interesting to say the least. you know it’s not me if i’m not raving about camilla’s “whispering eye”

    peace out miley, have fun fucking my brother tonight, and make sure noah does not catch you, or she’ll be traumatized for life!

  • Anonymous

    REALLY? NO-FREAKING WAYYYYY! I MEAN, THEYRE LIKE ANIMATED, SO MAYBE THATS WHYYY.

    dumbass.

  • Anonymous

    i will never watch this just because they are in it i hate jb

    ——————————–

    Yeah me too I agree with you!!

    ———————-

    LMFAO –
    REPLYING TO YOURSELF FAILLLLL!
    sammy replying to sammy.
    Lmfao, forget to change your name?
    _________________________________________________________

    what a fucking dumbass, just like i said! hahahahaha bitch get the fuck off of oceanup. no one wants your braindead on here.

  • Anonymous

    YEAHHHH NICK IM SO HORNYYYYYYYY.

    HEY JOEEEEEE WE SHOULD FUCK SOMETIME!
    :D I LOVE THE JOBROS DICKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    _________________________________________________________

    sorry sel, but i’m gonna have to pass on that offer. fuck nick all you want though, if he wants.

  • Selena

    WHY WOULD YOU FUCK EVERY OTHER GIRL BUT ME NICKYY?

    REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES WHEN WE MADE UP THAT KISSING STORY TO POPSTAR AND I FORCED YOU TO LET ME BE IN YOUR MUSIC VIDEO???? WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT, NICKKYYY???

  • Jayme

    I heard that at the San Paulo consert(sp?)
    That joe jonas fall and fans started grabbing
    Him.

  • Anonymous

    wow. them singing “my heart will go on” was actually really impressive !!

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  • Anonymous

    they are so cute.

    and when joe starts raping=hilarious.

    nick singing “my heart will go on” = perfection.

  • Anonymous

    Nick unleashing his inner tiger lmfao

  • Anonymous

    wow. that made you like 10x cooler in MY book!

    *note the sarcasm*

  • Anonymous

    THE RECORD LIFE
    ROCKS
    _____________________

    uhm, yeah. no one cares, we’re busy talking about the jonas brothers. try promoting yourself somewhere else.

  • jerseygirl

    They’re adorable but I still say that scene is creepy. :O

  • http://twitter.com THE REAL Miley Cyrus

    GOD DAMN NICK JONAS U R SO BAD!!! FUCKKKKK YA!!

  • Joe Jonas

    YEAHHHH NICK IM SO HORNYYYYYYYY.

    HEY JOEEEEEE WE SHOULD FUCK SOMETIME!
    :D I LOVE THE JOBROS DICKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    _________________________________________________________

    sorry sel, but i’m gonna have to pass on that offer. fuck nick all you want though, if he wants.
    _________________________________________________________
    hey anonymous, it would be smart of you if you changed your name to “Joe Jonas”! bitch, you horrible at posing. i’m the real Joe Jonas. but he’s right Sel, i’m gonna have to pass on that shit.

  • jerseygirl

    they are so cute.

    and when joe starts raping=hilarious.

    nick singing “my heart will go on” = perfection.
    ——————————-
    Whoa. Really bad place to misspell a word. LOL

  • Anonymous

    The movie was fun and they were great as cherubs.

  • laura

    uhm, yeah. no one cares, we’re busy talking about the jonas brothers. try promoting yourself somewhere else.
    ———————————————————

    haha, you’re right!!!! they’re probably the record life themselves!

  • Anonymous

    i was going 2 see this but i saw dance flick instead 11 dollars and 2 hours of my life ill never get back

  • http://www.oceanup.com/2009/05/jonas-brothers-night-at-the-museum-2.html Gaby

    Omg, posers can youg uys like seriously stop. Everyone knows that its not really the jb’s or miley. You’re just being stupid and giving everyone else a laugh just for the ridiculous comments you’re posting.

  • Anonymous

    yknow, you guys say that this movie went to #1 because you guys only went to see it for the jonas brothers……

    … then why the fuck didnt you go see their 3d concert and make THAT number 1, rather than something as insignificant as this???

    yeah, don’t pat yourselves on the back for this accomplishment.
    _________________________________________________________

    if you think about it, there are a lot more people who would go see night at the museum 2 over a jonas brothers movie. the only people going to see the jonas brothers movie would be jonas brothers fans. for night at the museum 2, it was jb fans + normal movie-goers. and that equals #1 box office spot.
    ——

    yes, i am well aware of that. my point was this movie didn’t go to number 1 JUST BECAUSE of jonas fans going to see it for the jobros. it’s because a lot of people actually wanted to see it.

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO AW!

  • laurenn

    soooo weeeiiirrrddd.

  • Anonymous

    yknow, you guys say that this movie went to #1 because you guys only went to see it for the jonas brothers……

    … then why the fuck didnt you go see their 3d concert and make THAT number 1, rather than something as insignificant as this???

    yeah, don’t pat yourselves on the back for this accomplishment.
    _________________________________________________________

    if you think about it, there are a lot more people who would go see night at the museum 2 over a jonas brothers movie. the only people going to see the jonas brothers movie would be jonas brothers fans. for night at the museum 2, it was jb fans + normal movie-goers. and that equals #1 box office spot.
    ——

    yes, i am well aware of that. my point was this movie didn’t go to number 1 JUST BECAUSE of jonas fans going to see it for the jobros. it’s because a lot of people actually wanted to see it.
    _________________________________________________________

    yeah exactly what i think. i don’t think that the majority of the jonas brothers fans even went to see their OWN movie, which is why it failed. a lot of fans that i know didn’t.

  • DemiandMileypones:)

    Why did he cry.

  • Anonymous

    i fucking hate my life i just want to die :'( :'( :'(

  • Anonymous

    i fucking hate my life i just want to die :'( :'( :'(
    _________________________________________________________

    i don’t even know you, but don’t say that! why would you want to die, and why are you posting that on here of all places?

  • m

    hey why? hold on and take a breath a little bit longer and you’ll be fine ;)

  • Anonymous

    saw this movie last night. i nearly died hearing nick sing my heart will go on. and joe rapping too.<333
    and i loved their song fly with me during the credits. amazing that garbo cowrote that!

  • Anonymous

    LOVE JB and Demi, they totally rocked Argentina. 48,000 people! And Nick cried
    ———————–
    aww why did he cry?

  • Selena Gomez

    okay, “selena”, you are SUCH a poser. i was doing my obsessive hourly oceanup check when i saw something about the jonas brothers so i HAD to come on here since im, like, their homie. but EW i DO NOT masturbate to nick’s pictures–that often.

    joe–the offer still stands.

    (i have that lotion you like)
    (not that it matters)
    (i know you would fuck me anyway.)

  • Anonymous

    why would you go see dance flick? that movie looks like fucking shit man. lol, you definitely should have gone to see this instead.

    what cute little cherubs they are!

  • Anonymous

    i fucking hate my life i just want to die :'( :'( :'(
    _________________________________________________________

    God don’t ever say that really don’t worry whatever it is it will get better, believe me!

  • Nick Jonas

    NEVER.
    GONNA.
    HAPPEN.
    I did that all for publicity, bitch.

  • Nick Jonas

    Miley deserves the Best Female in Bed award.
    amazinggg baby :)

  • http://oceanup.com teamdisney:)

    probably emotional. i would. so many people who are there to see you play music… that is probably very moving.

  • Anonymous

    Aw, look at those cute little naked marble cherubs, yes they are! < Lmao, wow. Sorry … More than a woman! Haha. I need to see this movie …

  • Anonymous

    I heard that at the San Paulo consert(sp?)
    That joe jonas fall and fans started grabbing
    Him.
    __________________

    I heard that too on JHQ someone sent a story in from the concert they were at. But I hope someone caught it on footage so I can see what they mean by grabbing him lol.
    And to see if it’s true. Poor Joe … he does fall often …

  • Joe Jonas

    okay, “selena”, you are SUCH a poser. i was doing my obsessive hourly oceanup check when i saw something about the jonas brothers so i HAD to come on here since im, like, their homie. but EW i DO NOT masturbate to nick’s pictures–that often.

    joe–the offer still stands.

    (i have that lotion you like)
    (not that it matters)
    (i know you would fuck me anyway.)
    _________________________________________________________

    aw fuck, you got me. yeah i’d fuck anything with a vagina…but camilla’s vag is extra special.

  • http://twitter.com Miley Cyrus

    hey ya’ll any of my “friends” on?? nick?? joe??? kevin??? any 1???

  • Anonymous

    i ate so much icecream today that i think i’m going to piss and it’s going to be at a freezing temperature.

  • Natalie

    I SAW THE MOVIE TODAY IS WAS SO FUNNY AND THE JONAS BROTHERS DON’T REALLY LOOK LIKE THEMSELVES

  • Anonymous

    they are so cute.

    and when joe starts raping=hilarious.

    nick singing “my heart will go on” = perfection.
    ——————————-
    Whoa. Really bad place to misspell a word. LOL

    ———–

    AHA, my bad I barley noticed.
    hahah, anyways that was a really bad place to misspell a word.
    but it gave me a good laugh lol!

  • Nick

    hey ya’ll any of my “friends” on?? nick?? joe??? kevin??? any 1???

    _____________________________
    Hey whats up miley?

  • Selena Gomez

    nick jonas.

    its the REAL selena.

    and i would like to say…
    you marble-baby dick looks a LOT smaller than the actual one.

    but i cant really remember it perfectly so…
    BOOTY CALL ME PLZ?
    :D

    im reallyreallyreally horny like i get after masturbating-er-looking at yalls picturessssss

  • Anonymous

    OMJ Nick sang beauuuuuuuutiful

  • Anonymous

    hey ya’ll any of my “friends” on?? nick?? joe??? kevin??? any 1???
    _________________________________________________________

    LOL, are you fucking serious? nope, no one thinks your a poser at all…

    i hope you realize that i’m being sarcastic, you dumbass bitch.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.

  • Selena Gomez

    i’d have to agree with you, camilla’s vag is very nice.
    not that i’d know.

  • Joe Jonas

    NEVER.
    GONNA.
    HAPPEN.
    I did that all for publicity, bitch.
    _________________________________________________________

    haha, he’s right sel. it was all about the PR. i take back fucking you. i forgot how fucking annoying you are. in the middle of the hot, steamy sex i’d be providing you with, you’d be all like whiny and shit. like: “ahh joe stop you’re hurting me. ah, you’re too intense. you’re dick is too big for my tight vag”

  • DemiandMileypones:)

    Oh, Nick sounded pretty good when singing,” my heart will go on”.
    Some people were saying that he killed it.

    And does anybody know what Joe is rapping about?

  • Anonymous

    hey ya’ll any of my “friends” on?? nick?? joe??? kevin??? any 1???

    _____________________________
    Hey whats up miley?
    ———————
    lmao, this is getting a bit ridiculous. they’re probably together planning this. HA!

  • Nick Jonas

    You know I am :)

  • Selena Gomez

    joe, your dick is about as big as this marble baby thing yall had to play for this movie.

    anddddddd my vag is VERY loose. ask nick. or camilla.
    not that she’d know.

  • Joe Jonas

    i wish i was with camilla so that i could fuck her brains out.

  • Nick

    You know I am :)
    ___________________________
    Don’t pose as me please I started it.. Don’t put the Jonas poser it makes it obvious…

  • Nick Jonas

    How can you forget how annoying that dyke is?
    And thank the fucking Lord I never fucked her…
    I can just tell she sucks in bed.
    Tight vag… not cool.

    Miley in bed ftw.

  • Anonymous

    They got Kevins ass correct. It sure looked cute

  • Nick

    i wish i was with camilla so that i could fuck her brains out.
    _________________________________
    Sorry Joe. Since when have you been having sex with her? Just don’t let anybody else find out. I’ll keep your secret. Camilla is hot though I still have a crush on her!