Joe Jonas SIX FLAGS OVER TEXAS

Joe Jonas takes on the SUPERMAN: Tower of Power and gives the Texas
Giant at Six Flags Over Texas a big thumbs up! Credit: SixFlags. +2 under!

  • CC

    omfg,
    i got to that six flags all the time xD

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    nice try, but no. nobody knows about me.
    _________________________________

    and we dont want to……

  • kimmy4

    thanks for the outfit advise
    im a little annoyed by my friend
    see she wants to start writing songs with me(her dreams to be a singer)
    i hate myself for allowing her to use me

  • rocksta9000

    garbo + JT + Joe at six flags = epic win!!

  • aNonymous

    Look its a bird, its a plane,…no its Superman(Joe Jonas)..what’s that in his clutches…..its…a package of somekind…he’s holding it tight and it is clinging to him…could it be…no, yes its a woman…they are flying low now and oh my god its aNonymous! lol…

    Okay I’m done….sigh….

  • Anonymous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PRp70hjFKA

    miley justin and nick on enews

  • jerseygirl

    Hahahaha, yes I think we need to get off the topic of JT and back ON Joe’s dick. Haha there’s some more pun for ya. LMAO I love having these perverted conversations about Joe’s dick with complete strangers on OceanUp :)

    Atleast now I know I’m not the only one who is a pervert on here. Haha
    ——————–
    Oh girl – you have NO idea!

    If you can’t say it here, where can you? LOL

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Wow he was muscular there, but even bigger now!

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    they are so cutehttp://es.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=fyq0er&s=5

  • elly

    oh gosh i wanna see that cock

  • Anonymous

    i love joe’s shoes!! hottie

    joe looks so happy too, love him

  • Anonymous

    WHAAAAAAAA? I never knew that my Garbo dated Aly? They would make a cute couple though…

  • Anonymous

    blahhh i love joe posts.<3

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    Lauren do you work for the Daily Planet..lol thanks for the post update..

    Ah I love my Clark Kent goofball Joe and the Rock n Roll Joe Superman..I would have to as (Lois Lane aNonymous) make she he gets a last minute message and then check manually; to make sure he’s cocked…oops I mean locked down..for the ride!…By the way I’m a small chick I think I could fit between Garbo and Joe and hold onto their belts for security!…lol

    Joe and his muscles make me melt, so If I hold onto to his belt it might be better!..I want to ride my Superman!

    God has not nor will forgive me…
    _____________________________________________

    you hold on tight now……….dont ever let go….

  • jerseygirl

    Definitely this one. It’s reeeeeally old, but has always remained my favorite because it is so hilarious! HAHA

    http://i34.tinypic.com/2s5z4n9.jpg
    ———————
    Holy shit! That’s not really him, is it? LMAO!

  • you’resmart… (:

    not prude! but Joseph isn’t a perv…he’s a gentleman. I’m not posting pictures, haha. but we were friends much longer than ‘lovers’ we dated like two weeks in between tay and camilla. I knew about the ’25 second phone call’ two days before the media heard of it, right before he called. it wasn’t because of camilla. but they’re together now so whatever. they can have uni brow babies…rofl. okay! goodnight!

  • SJS

    Ok, new Joe post. I’m gone!

  • Anonymous

    http://i44.tinypic.com/fyq0er.jpg

    someone posted this new pic of Nick and Miley
    and i wanna know is there more of them??
    haha.it is ADORABLE!!!

  • jerseygirl

    I know you’re reading this Joe. I want to ride a rollercoaster with you. Not in a perverted or sexual way. Just a simple ride. That, would make my day.
    ———————–
    Ok. So if you don’t want to ride a rollercoaster with Joe in a sexual and perverted way, I guess I will!

    Buckle up Joseph :D

  • Anonymous

    birthday sex.

  • Anonymous

    he looks soo hot

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    when was the last time jt and garbo hung out with kevin? they used to be so close to him.
    ______________________________

    stop reading into something that is not there…
    how do u know they are not close anymore……

  • Anonymous

    NO WAAAY, JOHN TAAAYLOR *-*

  • alliegator.(:

    he’s a hottie.

  • jerseygirl

    blahhh i love joe posts
    ——-
    Me too, girl. ME TOO! :)

  • Anonymous

    Haha, I definitely wouldn’t be ashamed to say it on Perez but he RARELY makes Joe posts, let alone JB posts.

    I know I can always count on OceanUp for a good place to unleash my inner perv. LMAO :)

  • Yvonne

    JERSEY—Yeah, I saw that “poser” problem. Dont some peeps have lives?

    LAUREN—-I wish there was some Kevin news too! We go so long w/o it :( I dont know when I’ve been this exhausted

  • Anonymous

    joe is sooo hot

  • Anonymous

    It will be really hard to figure it out,going through all of joe’s exes the famous ones and the non-celebs ones
    would make your head spin. So you are Joe’s flavor of what month and what year?But I’m pretty sure he has been
    a good boy since October of 2008.

  • Anonymous

    first hahah

  • jerseygirl

    Look its a bird, its a plane,…no its Superman(Joe Jonas)..what’s that in his clutches…..its…a package of somekind…he’s holding it tight and it is clinging to him…could it be…no, yes its a woman…they are flying low now and oh my god its aNonymous! lol…

    ————————–
    In your dreams sister! ;)

  • cool

    lala

  • Anonymous

    i love the superman ride

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    Joseph:

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ku5C-tXG6hc/SYyjoCT1XbI/AAAAAAAAETU/JIg4bTnZ8TU/s400/jonas1.jpg
    _____________________________________________

    how hot & bothered are u now!!!!lol
    u might want to join aNonymous and joe in his
    ice cave because i have a feeling alot of Joe’s
    packages are about to be discovered and
    scrutinised in a good way by many…..alot of
    cold showers will be had by all today…lol

  • Tori

    Super cute. :D

  • idkkk

    oh blehh
    if i were him i wouldve killed myself by now
    STOP FOLLOWING HIM WITH A FREAKING CAMERA!!

  • lesbIAnSeeGull!

    i r0de dat RiDE b4 we R s0o00o DatiNG n0W!!

  • RANA

    GARBOOOO!

  • jerseygirl

    Sweetie – we need to get that shirt off of him. He’s been wearing it ALOT lately.

    I love that he recycles his wardrobe, and he looks gorgeous in it, but he needs some variety.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah! Of course! Lmao, it’s back when he was probably around 17 I think. The old days before they were really famous. You can go on their Youtube and they have that video of him dancing with a Superman cape. It’s hilarious! You HAVE to go watch it!

  • Anonymous

    gosh hes just so amazingg :)
    i love himmmm <3

  • Ashley

    Joe+JT+Garbo=HOT

  • aNonymous

    Definitely this one. It’s reeeeeally old, but has always remained my favorite because it is so hilarious! HAHA

    http://i34.tinypic.com/2s5z4n9.jpg
    ———————
    Holy shit! That’s not really him, is it? LMAO!
    ******************

    Okay I love that….I’ve watched that DJ Danga Six Flaggs Big Package by the way before..love him….(Taken from Lady GaGA)I want to ride his disco stick!

  • JoesGirl

    I.WANT.YOU.NOW!!

  • aNonymous

    Remember to take it all in slowly so as to not spill a drop! Then slurp it down girl before it gets cold! lol

  • Anonymous

    cute!!!!

  • Anonymous

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/shaunae/3309969994/
    is she garbos gf
    she was at the restaruent with joe, camilla and garbo months ago

  • jerseygirl

    I never go over to Perez but doesn’t he have the hots for Joe?

    Anyway, I appreciate Joe for his talents, not just for his amazing body and good looks. But damn, sometimes I’m just so sick of talking about his talent and just want to admire what the good Lord has created……

    The boy is absolute walking sex!

  • Anonymous

    Can we just like, stick to talking about Joe, Nick, and Kevin without mentioning Miley? That’d be awesome, kthanks. This isn’t a Miley or Niley post.

  • lex tizz

    GARBO AND JT!
    love those nasties.

  • Anonymous

    im pretty sure garbo had a girlfriend back then from home. at least thats how it seemed when his blog was up and running. regardless, hes hott, so whatever.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Haha, we can ALL ride Joe Jonas :P
    Come on, I bet he could weight lift 350-400 pounds :P

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    I know you’re reading this Joe. I want to ride a rollercoaster with you. Not in a perverted or sexual way. Just a simple ride. That, would make my day.
    ———————–
    Ok. So if you don’t want to ride a rollercoaster with Joe in a sexual and perverted way, I guess I will!

    Buckle up Joseph :D
    __________________________________
    between aNonymous and jersey, joe had better buckle
    up becuz all the superman power in the world wont
    stop those two landing him to wherever they take
    him….lol…..with those muscles at least he’ll
    have the stamina to take both on….kryptonite
    here they come……

  • Anonymous

    he should come to MA to ride the bizarro. see if he can handle that.

  • Anonymous

    I remeber this like when it was aly and aj haha! Garbo dated aly and joe aj haha! Good times!

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    thanks for the outfit advise
    im a little annoyed by my friend
    see she wants to start writing songs with me(her dreams to be a singer)
    i hate myself for allowing her to use me
    _____________________________
    dont hate yourself nip the situation in the butt
    and dont allow her to take advantage of you….
    keep your head up & high and you will always be
    the winner in situations like these…

  • SJS

    LMAO. Aw, I wanted to pretend to be one of the ex g/fs next! Damn! I call it next time. We should all make up a story & back each other up. I wonder how many people would believe us. :D

    And you’re welcome aNonymous & all other Joe lovers. I like to share the wealth when it comes to pictures. If I had him though, fuck you all! MUWAHAHAHA!

    Sorry, it’s the caffine.

  • lesbIAnSeeGull!

    sUperMan dAT j0E!!

  • aNonymous

    Thank you! We’re just one big perverted dysfunctional family…lol

  • Anonymous

    OMG!! Looka those arms. Look at that face! Look at those adorable boots! Imagine going to Six Flags and seeing Joe Jonas!!!! Dream Boy!!!

    What a sweet sweet dream!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Hahaha the bothered and hot thing reminded me of the last live chat.

    “Does someone having the same name as you make you feel hot”.
    I think the girl asked that in the same context

  • kimmy4

    awwwwwwwwwww
    how cute

  • jerseygirl

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/shaunae/3309969994/
    is she garbos gf
    she was at the restaruent with joe, camilla and garbo months ago
    ——————–
    Well, I read she was his girlfriend but who knows?

  • Dumm Blonnd

    :D

  • Anonymous

    Haha I know! I think I’ve watched it about a million times. I love him, he’s so funny. And that Joner of his is…well HOT. Lady Gaga has taken the words right from my mouth.

  • jerseygirl

    Yeah! Of course! Lmao, it’s back when he was probably around 17 I think. The old days before they were really famous. You can go on their Youtube and they have that video of him dancing with a Superman cape. It’s hilarious! You HAVE to go watch it!
    ———————-
    Oh I’ve seen that video. There’s a bunch set to different songs. The one with “Bet On It” from HSM2 is hilarious. Gotta admit though, never noticed the boner! LOL!

  • Lynn

    He’s with Garbo and John, cute.

    Joe is adorable. I love him.

  • lesbIAnSeeGull!

    sUperMan dAT j0E!!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    I know!
    And seeing how his upper body expanded and how his arms doubled in size…
    DAMN!
    We should have made it illegal for him to wear that shirt, while he was at the park!

  • Anonymous

    holy superman, I love his hair

  • Anonymous

    awww how cute :D

  • kimmy4

    …no, yes its a woman…they are flying low now and oh my god its aNonymous! lol…
    LMAO!

  • stephanie

    can GARBO
    get any sexier

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    Sweetie – we need to get that shirt off of him. He’s been wearing it ALOT lately.

    I love that he recycles his wardrobe, and he looks gorgeous in it, but he needs some variety.
    __________________________________

    jerseygirl – variety is not the shirts joe needs
    to be wearing because between u and aNonymous
    he wont be wearing them long enough to enjoy
    them……lol

  • lesbIAnSeeGull!

    sUperMan dAT j0E!!

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    Look its a bird, its a plane,…no its Superman(Joe Jonas)..what’s that in his clutches…..its…a package of somekind…he’s holding it tight and it is clinging to him…could it be…no, yes its a woman…they are flying low now and oh my god its aNonymous! lol…

    ————————–
    In your dreams sister! ;)
    __________________________________
    oh and there goes wonderwoman…..LMAO….
    i think joe will be in the wrestling ring
    again alot sooner than he hoped for….lol

  • Anonymous

    This “youresmart” girl went on the forums on Katie and Karleigh’s site several months ago and told the same story about who she was. She announced on the forums that she was willing to tell people whatever they wanted to know about Joe. They all called her out there.

  • jerseygirl

    Thank you! We’re just one big perverted dysfunctional family…lol
    ———————
    We’re all hot and bothered here tonite! Seeing Joe in that shirt will do that to a girl.

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    you’resmart… (: replied to comment from Anonymous | June 9, 2009 6:37 PM | Reply
    brenda, Chelsea and jojo. they were friends. anyways, I’m going to bed. too much gossip site for one day :P
    __________________________

    cop out…..going to bed without proving yourself…
    at least dash and others tried to sound convincing
    unlike yourself……

  • Anonymous

    hahah JTs fsce in the fourth pic :)
    why only joe?

  • Anonymous

    DO ME NOW!

  • Anonymous

    He has a thing for all three of them! Haha, he thinks they’re adorable. But yeah, he posts about them only occasionally. On OceanUp there are AT LEAST two posts about them every day.

    And yes, that boy is fucking sex on a stick. A stick I’d lick the hell out of.

  • pixiepie

    too much hot too handle tbh…joe+garbo= hot sex!!!!!

    hot hot sex!

  • Anonymous

    when was this ?????????

  • you’resmart… (:

    you couldn’t figure it out for the life of you. some of my friends don’t even know. I’m not a celebrity. im just a normal person. but it was in 2008. oh dear god…WHERES MY FILTER!? lol

  • kimmy4

    joes body is getting bulkier esp. his arms

  • aNonymous

    So are we all admitting we’ve been looking at Youtube for some jonas..ya know!?

  • jerseygirl

    Hah. By telling me to get a dictionary with your horribly bad grammar…try another way to bash someone.

    There was another girl on a Jonas post yesterday who claimed to be a friend of Kniq on myspace. Now this. You see, this is why I read the comments. There’s ALWAYS something juicy that comes up. It just..priceless.
    Like I said above, I call next Jonas post of being an exlover. To those who responded, hell yes. Let’s get together and makeup some hilarious shit.

    But really. Joe had a fling with me while he was in Australia.
    —————
    Yeah, while Nick hopped a plane to be with Niley in Georgia; Joe got on plane to NJ and is with me. We’re having burgers on my deck right now!

    ———-

    Aw shucks! Lucky dog you.
    Tell him his left his banana hammock on my pillow.
    ——————-
    LMAO!

    Keep it. I got him a new one! ;)

  • amanda

    i almost feel of that super man ride!!!!! hahaha

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    Hahaha the bothered and hot thing reminded me of the last live chat.

    “Does someone having the same name as you make you feel hot”.
    I think the girl asked that in the same context
    __________________________
    canada – u lost me…..

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Okay not sure if this is true, but I made a little observation.
    Notice how John Taylor’s lap bar is way closer and further up then Joe’s and Garbo’s.
    I believe thats because John isn’t necessarily packing like Joe and Garbo (no offense, its really weird saying this about John Taylor though, lol).
    But Joe and Garbo have their further down, because they ARE packing.
    And according to this pic, Joe won in the package department ;) ;)

    Haha sorry for this disturbing observation, its just Joe’s body is making me more perverted.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    He is losing the hots for Joe, or at least not showing it.
    I think its because Taylor Swift is becoming another Katy Perry or Lady Gaga on his site.
    You know, someone who IS CONSTANTLY BEING SHOVED IN OUR FACES AS THE NEXT IT GIRL.
    So yeah she is probably like “okay Perez, you get $$$ if you promote me, but you’ll get BIGGER $$$$ if you DON’T compliment Joe”.
    I think Perez has a crush on him still though, not as big as the one for Zac or Rob (excuse me while I gag, BLAH), but I’m sure Perez still loves our Joe.

  • SJS

    I LOVE that you get one good pic of Joe on a Superman ride, and every hot-blooded woman wants to ride him like he’s Superman. I need to go find that great edited pic of him that I have on photobucket. BRB. Hahaha.

  • jerseygirl

    Joseph Adam Jonas will be NO MATCH for the two of us – muscles or no muscles.

    But I will admit that I am glad to see his arms and thighs in such great shape – he’ll need them.:)

  • Anonymous

    “feel good but I know u want to cryyyy out ” haha had to do it. Back to Joe…let’s just say I wish I was his seatbelt

  • Nick J’s girlfriend

    joe is AAWESOME!! I love him ;P

  • Yvonne

    Hey guys! Whats up?

  • Anonymous

    DO ME NOW! THANKS

  • Anonymous

    Joe has beauuuuuutifulllll eyes!

  • Anonymous

    i was gonna go to sixflags that day :( but no..i didnt. cause im dumb. and i live what? twenty minutes away form it. FML.

  • aNonymous

    One shirt is all he needs honey…Ok a dress shirt and a T shirt…1 pair of black pants, some blue jeans and white ones (i’ll insist) and some Ray Bans a pair of sneakers and a pair of dress shoes and a trusty pair of flip flops….He can go commando for the rest! Night swimming! lol

    Ahh nekked is best!

  • kimmy4

    lol

  • Anonymous

    He’s so sexy! Love him!

  • jerseygirl

    Look its a bird, its a plane,…no its Superman(Joe Jonas)..what’s that in his clutches…..its…a package of somekind…he’s holding it tight and it is clinging to him…could it be…no, yes its a woman…they are flying low now and oh my god its aNonymous! lol…

    ————————–
    In your dreams sister! ;)
    __________________________________
    oh and there goes wonderwoman…..LMAO….
    i think joe will be in the wrestling ring
    again alot sooner than he hoped for….lol
    ——————-
    Joe in the wrestling ring?

    Ok you just set up another fantasy! Me and Joe in a scissorhold! Woot! LOL

  • Anonymous

    i wanna know why none of them ever wear shorts? seriously, i don’t think i’ve seen them in shorts before.

  • aNonymous

    Did you read my ditty over at the Poison Ivy Turn Right Post..took me awhile to get it right…but hot damn it fits right in with this discussion…My analogy of JOe and a Spa Bath?!?

  • nelly

    Garbo + JT + Joe= happiness

  • Anonymous

    Do NOT cut that hair Joe! Gorgeous thick lush dark and perfect.

  • Anonymous

    Yeahhh, you gotta pause it at some point to get a good look at it HAHA ;)

  • aNonymous

    I agree completely..I wouldn’t be here talking up a love fest with Joe…that’s for damn sure! Good stick to caffeine! lol

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    Joseph Adam Jonas will be NO MATCH for the two of us – muscles or no muscles.

    But I will admit that I am glad to see his arms and thighs in such great shape – he’ll need them.:)
    _______________________________
    what will he need them for???????just wondering….

  • http://youtube.com/valee03 Vale Chiale

    cool.. two of the hottest guys together (garbo and joe)

  • jerseygirl

    You’re a dirty girl!

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    aNonymous
    when you see the top photo of joe I thought
    of you wishing you were the one to protect
    joe and his…………..LMAO…..gone to
    heaven yet???????????????

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Oh okay.

    Not sure if I want to believe you, but we’ll find out the truth sooner or later.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    So, if you are legit, here is a few things I’d like to know about Joe (not necessarily believing you, but just curious).

    -Does he swear?
    -What would he think of girls jumping onto him?
    -Does he say perverted things like every other guy, or is he more respectful.
    AND
    -Is he a virgin (I think he is or at least WAS in 08, but if you know him, I’d want to know the truth).

    You don’t have to answer these, but it WOULD be appreciated.

  • MRS JOE JONAS

    god joe is hoottt .. and i love JT <3

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    So are we all admitting we’ve been looking at Youtube for some jonas..ya know!?
    _____________________________

    Ill admit….longing for anything on Kevin and his
    discostick…..but at the same time Im really happy
    to see my friends on here having their moment too….
    U GUYS ROCK…..love how the JB bring us altogether
    like this….if only they can read how much pleasure
    I mean fun they give us…..lol

  • hannah

    the actual reason why joe’s bar is lower is because he’s the skinniest and therefore it can go down lower.
    JT’s is higher because he’s fatter (rounder? HAHA) and it can’t get any lower. And Garbo is slightly bigger than Joe

    HOO WAA

  • kimmy4

    i can imagine j4canada, aNonymous and jersey ripping off his clothes

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Hahaa sorry, I was just thinking back to the last live chat.
    Oh geez, these hot pics of Joe and my wishing that us fans could just do anything we’d like with JB are making me write weird things lol!

  • Anonymous

    Garbo is freaking hot.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Hey Lauren, whats up?
    Long time no chat.
    So, how do you feel about Joe’s bod?
    Don’t you like seeing him looking more 72.7 kg than 59 kg?
    GOSH I LOVE HIS NEW BULKIER BOD :D

  • Yvonne

    Lauren, How are you?

  • Anonymous

    I know you’re reading this Joe. I want to ride a rollercoaster with you. Not in a perverted or sexual way. Just a simple ride. That, would make my day.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    He doesn’t have too, however, he’ll look more like a model.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    HAHA, good thing we ALL hide our identities, so JB wouldn’t know who we are when we write these things lol :P

  • jerseygirl

    He has a thing for all three of them! Haha, he thinks they’re adorable. But yeah, he posts about them only occasionally. On OceanUp there are AT LEAST two posts about them every day.

    And yes, that boy is fucking sex on a stick. A stick I’d lick the hell out of.
    ————————–
    Oh God – Joe on a Stick! YUMMY!

    He would be like a Tootsie Roll pop – how many licks until you get to the delicious “center”?

  • http://oceanup.com jazzy

    I would love to go to Six Flags with Joe!

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    Look its a bird, its a plane,…no its Superman(Joe Jonas)..what’s that in his clutches…..its…a package of somekind…he’s holding it tight and it is clinging to him…could it be…no, yes its a woman…they are flying low now and oh my god its aNonymous! lol…

    ————————–
    In your dreams sister! ;)
    __________________________________
    oh and there goes wonderwoman…..LMAO….
    i think joe will be in the wrestling ring
    again alot sooner than he hoped for….lol
    ——————-
    Joe in the wrestling ring?

    Ok you just set up another fantasy! Me and Joe in a scissorhold! Woot! LOL
    ______________________________________

    glad to help JERSEY….fantasy = ectasty = joe jonas =
    jerseygirl in a scissorhold….trying to imagine the
    both of you….lol

  • Anonymous

    i love his shoes !!
    (yea i know im weird)
    they’re fuckin sexy
    (like him)

  • Jane

    uhmmm yeah he isn’t that hot

  • Anonymous

    I wish I was riding that Superman ;)

    No I don’t mean the ride, teenies.

  • jerseygirl
  • http://twitter.com/sadiezzbby Sadiezz

    Nice arms.

  • Anonymous

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

  • lesbIAnSeeGull!

    sUperMan dAT j0E!!

  • jerseygirl

    I’d like him in that lime green sleeveless tshirt and tight grey pants from the BU tour last summer! Although I do admit that those white jeans from CampRock are killer also. And – he looks pretty yummy in a tux….

    Oh lordy – what to choose?!

  • anix

    he he so cute love him his faces ha ha ha

  • Anonymous

    wow joe and garbo are sexyyy!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/budphoto1/

    nick in in georgia with miley :)

  • Anonymous

    when was the last time jt and garbo hung out with kevin? they used to be so close to him.

  • aNonymous

    But he can fly us anywhere, separate arms and land us on separate continents..visit each and be back by midnight or noon respectivley! (Reality check- they have the use of a private jet you know!)..I am the protector from anyone coming near him carrying kryptonite my dear…I love that he has x ray vision…such a turn on! lol

  • Anonymous

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split

  • laura

    FOOT LOOSE AND FANCY FREE.
    COME ON BABY GET DOWN WITH ME.

  • L

    joe=superman.
    my superman.

  • trish

    HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JOSEPH!!!!! God thank you for that sweet beautiful boy!!!!

  • Anonymous

    He’s hot.
    I love him. And Garbo’s good looking too :D And John Taylor is THE MAN.

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    aNonymous – somehow i dont think he will be needing
    all of those clothes because as I said they wont be
    on long enough to enjoy….all he needs is his CK
    underwear because for some reason men in general
    with these CK underwear is such a turn on and they
    tell alot of stories about it i mean them….lol

  • you’resmart… (:

    well, sometimes. it’s always in a very hilarious tasteful way.
    he thinks that’s way creepy and it scares him.
    he’s not perverted. he’s like a child (:
    we haven’t talked since the beginning of ’08 but as of then he was. he’s a good boy but that camilla, ugh, tramp!

  • Anonymous

    ugh garbo and joe can bang me like now..john taylor has to wait til tomrrow..lol

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    YVONNE – how r u matey????? miss u heaps…missing
    kevin so much and news on kanielle…….

  • Anonymous

    Excuse me while I go take a cold shower…

  • Anonymous

    I WAS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and didnt see him…. :(

  • jerseygirl

    -What would he think of girls jumping onto him?
    ———————-
    Girl – you are worrying me! What are you thinking? LOL

  • lesbIAnSeeGull!

    sUperMan dAT j0E!!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Hahaa!
    I call being Garbo’s cousin who Joe had a casual hook up with :P

  • jerseygirl

    Joseph Adam Jonas will be NO MATCH for the two of us – muscles or no muscles.

    But I will admit that I am glad to see his arms and thighs in such great shape – he’ll need them.:)
    _______________________________
    what will he need them for???????just wondering….
    ————–
    Weight-bearing baby! :D

  • aNonymous

    A reverse shoulder ride! I want to grab onto that head of hair and hold on for dear life, press him up against the ropes and have him be orally fluent in the language of love! lol…fans self!

  • idudklgoefo

    I honestly don’t care if you believe me or not. I never posted something on Katie and karliegh or what the heck ever. you know, sickly obsessed 14 year old aren’t the only ones that go on oceanup…I’m not going to get upset over little ojd perverted children trying to antagonize me. hobto bed, you are all an atrocity. get a dictionary, I’m sure you’ll need it.

  • lesbIAnSeeGull!

    sUperMan dAT j0E!!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Yeah maybe…. but I think my observations are most likely correct.
    Haha me and my friends discuss these things at school.
    We find that the guys who actually sit cross legged for more than a minute are not packing at all, while the guys who can’t keep there legs crossed for very long ARE.

    But either way, EVERY Jonas fan/creeper knows that Joe is the most packing of the group, while Kevy is the one who packs the most in the back.
    I don’t know about Nick yet lol!

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha JT took off his shoes.
    I love him.

  • Anonymous

    No, I’m pretty sure it’s because JT is just bigger than them. That has nothing to do with the size of their dicks. The bar can’t go down any farther because JT’s tummy is in the way. Lol, Joe and Garbs don’t have as much as a tummy as JT does.

    JT + Garbo + Joe = One hell of a good time!

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    He has a thing for all three of them! Haha, he thinks they’re adorable. But yeah, he posts about them only occasionally. On OceanUp there are AT LEAST two posts about them every day.

    And yes, that boy is fucking sex on a stick. A stick I’d lick the hell out of.
    ————————–
    Oh God – Joe on a Stick! YUMMY!

    He would be like a Tootsie Roll pop – how many licks until you get to the delicious “center”?
    ________________________________________

    jersey somehow i think you will be taking ur sweet
    time doing this naughty girl….lol

  • Anonymous

    So did he give you ONE HECK OF A NIGHT….SO you are before or after the trifecta of jojo levesque, chelsea
    staub and brenda song.

  • Anonymous

    Actually, Kevin never goes out with anyone anymore, not even the band members, to just have fun. He is all business now

  • you’resmart… (:

    BEGINNING OF 2009! sorry! haha

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    Hey Lauren, whats up?
    Long time no chat.
    So, how do you feel about Joe’s bod?
    Don’t you like seeing him looking more 72.7 kg than 59 kg?
    GOSH I LOVE HIS NEW BULKIER BOD :D
    ________________________________
    im great beautiful…..missed u all…..had a pretty
    hectic weekend……
    actually i have to admit Joe is lookin smokin hot
    but always has no matter what weight he was but
    come to think of it Im finding not only Joe but
    Nick and Kevin and some of the band memebers have
    bulked up lately……

  • Anonymous

    lol @ JT with no shoes
    JOE, EFF ME NOW.

  • jerseygirl

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split
    ———————–
    Not to be rude but…………..

    A. – how the hell would Virgin Radio know what Nick Jonas is going to do?

    B. – Can’t you see where in the middle of our Joe fantasy discussion here?

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    What is this weight bearing?
    PLEASE EXPLAIN. I WANT IN ON THIS.

    But remember I call jumping on the guy’s back lol :P

  • Yvonne

    I was out of town for 3 days this weekend. Got back yesterday afternoon. Had to go into the office today like I do every-other Monday(I was still out of town yesterday, so they said come in today). Then I had to get my car fixed. just got home an hour ago and a tad tired. Whats up with you?

  • jonerlover.

    Joe wears that shirt quite frequently. But I don’t mind it because it is fucking HOT. Dayum, I’d love to have him propped between my legs.

  • maira

    i would of died if i saw him at 6 flags!!!!!

    ps…loving the muscles joe<3

  • Anonymous

    in the last picture you can see Ryan Liestman waiting in line!

  • SJS

    Super Joe- [IMG]http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w95/sjstevens/Hobbies%20and%20Obsessions/cksupermanqh9.jpg[/IMG]

    If that link didn’t work, then here’s another- http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w95/sjstevens/Hobbies%20and%20Obsessions/cksupermanqh9.jpg

    LOVE IT!

  • jerseygirl

    No, I’m pretty sure it’s because JT is just bigger than them. That has nothing to do with the size of their dicks. The bar can’t go down any farther because JT’s tummy is in the way. Lol, Joe and Garbs don’t have as much as a tummy as JT does.

    JT + Garbo + Joe = One hell of a good time!
    ——————–
    LOL. That’s what I was thinking too.

    Although I do agree with Canada – Joe is packing the most. There are too many pix to back up that theory!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    So she’s a fake?
    Well it was nice knowing what someone believes Joe would’ve been like in a relationship llol.

  • Anonymous

    cuteeeeeee

  • Anonymous

    joes a ballerrr!!!!
    i love him so much!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
    omg i just went to fix flags

  • Anonymous

    HOWS THIS TRUE

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    reverse shoulder ride! I want to grab onto that head of hair and hold on for dear life, press him up against the ropes and have him be orally fluent in the language of love! lol…fans self!
    _______________________________________

    and you wonder why JOE is bulking up…..he needs
    all the strength to keep up with u all…LMAO….
    satisfaction all around I see…….

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Haha no its not that.
    JT’s lap bar can go closer to him, so if it was the belly issue, it would be that JT’s was the furthest away.
    For now, let me think my observations are correct. Besides, we all know Joe is packing :)

  • you’resmart… (:

    after Taylor, before camilla :o shhhh
    and he never dated them haha…

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    youresmart – u dont sound smart at all…ur
    stories dont add up and the fact u called
    yourself and joe lovers well lets just say
    LMAO badly at this statement…..

  • jerseygirl

    There was also someone on a post last night who claimed to be a friend on Nick’s personal myspace. She was posting comments that she claimed were from Taylor to Nick – after the breakup drama. AND she claimed that Nick was feeling bad for Taylor. People asked for proof but she claimed there was “something wrong” with her computer and couldn’t.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Yeah, they all have bulked up.
    I just think Joe has the most because he is really focused on being muscular when it come to prepping for the tour, and because Joe was the skinniest in February but now is the same size if not bigger than his bros.
    I’ve noticed Nick used to be really skinny but got bigger earlier this year.
    However, I don’t think he has changed too much.
    So has Kevy.

  • jerseygirl

    Excuse me while I go take a cold shower…
    ————–
    Been there; done that. :)

  • http://myspace.com/3iob Nicole

    Joe has pretty eyes, and JT has no shoes on. XD Love them.

  • aNonymous

    VIRGIN RADIO, announced that nick is planning on asking Miley out within a few months since the couple just split
    ———————–
    Not to be rude but…………..

    A. – how the hell would Virgin Radio know what Nick Jonas is going to do?

    B. – Can’t you see where in the middle of our Joe fantasy discussion here?
    *****************
    touche

  • jerseygirl

    He needs strength in his arms and legs to be able to withstain the weight of someone ON him; or to hold someone UP with. Picture it? ;)

    Oh Lord.

  • kimmy4

    wow
    that was hot
    JOE rescue me please!

  • Anonymous

    Haha, that picture was so cute!

  • CR

    JT PUT SOME SHOES ON LOL!
    Joe wears that shirt all the time… the gray one that is darker on top and fades lighter…

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Three words: Gorgeous gorgeous and gorgeous…ahhh joe is packin’ in more areas than one ;)

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, he’s definitely packing the most. I’m just pointing out that the bar isn’t up that high because JT’s dick is tiny. Hahahaha, it’s his belly in the way.

  • jerseygirl

    I think that’s an Yvonne poser. They’ve been out in full force today.

  • aNonymous

    Yes the lime green sleeveless T and those grey slacks that show off some of his super power..no jacket necessary!..I want to lay with him on a faux (PC) polar bear rug over in his ice cave and let our heat melt a little love spot for the two of us!

  • Anonymous

    What do you mean he never dated them?

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    Actually, Kevin never goes out with anyone anymore, not even the band members, to just have fun. He is all business now
    ______________________________________
    i still firmly believe kevin is still with danielle
    and hasnt changed….there schedule is pretty hectic
    and full on and he could be doing something with
    nick…….again dont read into anything that isnt
    there until we have proof…..being optimistic…

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    I never said I didn’t believe you.
    But why did you change your name?

    Just saying, don’t come onto forums or comment boards claiming to be Joe’s ex when NONE of us have heard of this, because you WILL be questioned if you don’t have proof.

  • aNonymous

    Where is your kevinly treat tonight..dammit get on it! Do you still see him as a hot chocolate treat on a winter night?

  • SJS

    Hmm… I’m trying to decide who I could be. Maybe I’ll be the bitch they wrote Poison Ivy about! Joe just keeps coming back, and coming back, and coming back… *sigh*

    *Takes aNonymous’s advice and goes to get a soda*

  • bebo
  • http://oceanup laurenj

    yvonne – had a wild weekend with my girlfriends
    only to pay for it in bed with the flu….its
    wednesday here about 11.30am…..its freezing
    cold winter here and enjoying my chats with u
    fine guys…..so what do u think about Kevin
    lately?????trying to be optimistic about
    everything…..its hard though….

  • carly bby.

    OMJ! I think I believe this girl. I found this a looooong time ago on meebo. it’s like a chat room or sumthin. search phil Bensen ANC there r a bunch of private chat thingies. this could b her but idk.

  • Anonymous

    sex to the third power (well actually just the second, sorry john haha)

  • jerseygirl

    Yes the lime green sleeveless T and those grey slacks that show off some of his super power..no jacket necessary!..I want to lay with him on a faux (PC) polar bear rug over in his ice cave and let our heat melt a little love spot for the two of us!
    ———————
    You can have him in the ice cave.

    I want him under the boardwalk on the beach.

  • Yvonne

    Jersey—I would take a bullet for Kevin. Convinced now?

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    KK never mind you 2 are right!
    See I thought you pushed the lap bars like towards you, not to press onto you.

    Whatever, like you said, there are way too many pix to back up the theory!

  • you’resmart… (:

    I still love you. I shouldn’t. You don’t anymore. But my heart just won’t let you go. What I’d give to be there with you. You’re my world wrapped up in one amazing person. You are the key to my heart. Joseph, I want you to know that when you find you, you can come back to me. I’ll be here, that I’ll promise you. No matter what, I want you to know…my love for you only grows. ‘see you when god wants us to’

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Haha, I was joking about the jumping on him thing, considering how we’re all discussing being held by superJoe :P
    So he was childish as in prudish?
    Something about that doesn’t seem legit, I don’t know just seeing what Joe has said are his fave movies, I don’t think he’d be too prudish.
    I’m pretty sure he went from Taylor to Camilla.

    Just wondering, do you have a personal pic of him?

  • jerseygirl

    Yeah, he’s definitely packing the most. I’m just pointing out that the bar isn’t up that high because JT’s dick is tiny. Hahahaha, it’s his belly in the way.
    —————————
    LOL at us defending the size of JT’s dick!

    But yeah, that bar hits belly and it’s not going anywhere. Poor JT!

  • you’resmart… (:

    brenda, Chelsea and jojo. they were friends. anyways, I’m going to bed. too much gossip site for one day :P

  • jerseygirl

    Sweet Jesus, Joe – those arms, attached to that body, topped by that FACE – complete and total perfection.

    And the fact that you’re playing with Garbo AND JT?

    Total HOTTIE overload! :D

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Haha I get it now!
    I though the lap bar was function differently lol!
    Yep its hit belly!

  • jerseygirl

    He has a thing for all three of them! Haha, he thinks they’re adorable. But yeah, he posts about them only occasionally. On OceanUp there are AT LEAST two posts about them every day.

    And yes, that boy is fucking sex on a stick. A stick I’d lick the hell out of.
    ————————–
    Oh God – Joe on a Stick! YUMMY!

    He would be like a Tootsie Roll pop – how many licks until you get to the delicious “center”?
    ________________________________________

    jersey somehow i think you will be taking ur sweet
    time doing this naughty girl….lol
    ———————
    Well…….it DOES take many licks to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop! ;)

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    Yes the lime green sleeveless T and those grey slacks that show off some of his super power..no jacket necessary!..I want to lay with him on a faux (PC) polar bear rug over in his ice cave and let our heat melt a little love spot for the two of us!
    ____________________________________
    i can so picture this happening………BUT……..

    with jerseygirl, jonas4canada, carolina giving you
    death stares for not including them….LOL….
    lights….camera…..action!!!!!!!!!!!
    Oh how I have missed this!!!!!!!!loving it……

  • Anonymous

    sex to the third power (well actually just the second, sorry john haha

    ————-

    Your loss.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Oh haha!
    So its you me and aNonymous who are trying to test how much weight Joe can withstand right?
    Well I don’t think any of us here are heavy gals so I bet our combined weight would be less than 400 pounds, which isn’t too heavy :P

  • jerseygirl

    after Taylor, before camilla :o shhhh
    and he never dated them haha…
    ———————–
    Never dated who?

  • jerseygirl

    I still love you. I shouldn’t. You don’t anymore. But my heart just won’t let you go. What I’d give to be there with you. You’re my world wrapped up in one amazing person. You are the key to my heart. Joseph, I want you to know that when you find you, you can come back to me. I’ll be here, that I’ll promise you. No matter what, I want you to know…my love for you only grows. ‘see you when god wants us to’
    ———————–
    Taylor?

  • kimmy4

    hey
    how r u?

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Hahaa just seeing if Joe wouldn’t mind a bunch of girls like us wanting piggyback rides from him haha jk jk!

  • Yvonne

    2 more new Jonas posts. 1 for Nick and 1 for Joe. Again nothing for Kevin :(

  • aNonymous

    What I forgot to mention is that we were getting over heated by laying by the beach and slipping under the boardwalk for privacy and said “damn let’s cool down”..He said “I’ve got an ice pad that will do it.” and so off we flew..lol

    You can have him if you catch him bb! First come, first serve! ..lol

  • Anonymous

    yesturday(6-8-09)
    i sooo wish i went to six flag that day!

  • Anonymous

    I honestly don’t care if you believe me or not. I never posted something on Katie and karliegh or what the heck ever. you know, sickly obsessed 14 year old aren’t the only ones that go on oceanup…I’m not going to get upset over little ojd perverted children trying to antagonize me. hobto bed, you are all an atrocity. get a dictionary, I’m sure you’ll need it.

    —————-

    Hah. By telling me to get a dictionary with your horribly bad grammar…try another way to bash someone.

    There was another girl on a Jonas post yesterday who claimed to be a friend of Kniq on myspace. Now this. You see, this is why I read the comments. There’s ALWAYS something juicy that comes up. It just..priceless.
    Like I said above, I call next Jonas post of being an exlover. To those who responded, hell yes. Let’s get together and makeup some hilarious shit.

    But really. Joe had a fling with me while he was in Australia.

  • Anonymous

    Hahahaha, in all honesty I think JT most likely has a choad. But I really didn’t want to say anything about the size of his dick cause that’s just…well, weird. LMAO, however I’d talk about Joe’s dick anyday, anywhere, anytime. No exceptions. Haha

  • kimmy4
  • http://oceanup laurenj

    I still love you. I shouldn’t. You don’t anymore. But my heart just won’t let you go. What I’d give to be there with you. You’re my world wrapped up in one amazing person. You are the key to my heart. Joseph, I want you to know that when you find you, you can come back to me. I’ll be here, that I’ll promise you. No matter what, I want you to know…my love for you only grows. ‘see you when god wants us to’
    _________________________________________
    taylor get the fuck off we are about to CLIMAX!!!!
    talk about killing the moment…..sadistic bitch…

  • Anonymous

    Joe looks so CUTE!ahhh gotta love him<3

  • gesel

    i saw him it was KOOL got a signature to

  • you’resmart…. (:

    nice try, but no. nobody knows about me.

  • aNonymous

    Holy Joe Superman…..Thankyou for that…wow..just wow!

    Your my hero! i will be looking at that one often…lol

  • jerseygirl

    OH – so the Amazing Race is ON!

    You are toast if he comes to the east coast girlfriend. I know EXACTLY where to look for that boy!

  • gesel

    on sunday

  • SJS

    Yeah I read the Nick & Taylor “comments.” Complete BS. It’s like seriously people, if you’re gonna make up stories then atleast make up believable ones.

  • Anonymous

    oooooooooooooooooooooo thats my songggggggggg

    …”its your birthday and i no u want to wil’ out..”

  • Anonymous

    lmao to this you’resmart chick.

    I have to say, next post about the Jonas Brothers, I call being the exlover of a jonas and making shit up.

  • jerseygirl

    Take it off Joe!

    http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn223/Caker219/The%20Jonas%20Brothers/3075645918_1af3dc10a8_o1.gif

    Ok girls – believe it or not, there’s a new Joe post. He was at a Ranger game last night. Looking adorable as always!

  • Hayley

    WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??
    my brain just exploded. arggggg

  • aNonymous

    I’m not an inhibited person but that would be just too much! .. I couldn’t stand that he was using that x ray vision in that manner!… lol

  • SJS
  • jerseygirl

    I agree – let’s stick to Joe’s package! (pardon the pun!LOL!)

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    KIMMY4 – how r u baby?????missed u too….by the
    way I love the Ed Hardy lookalike shirt with the
    white skirt for the concert as well as the blue/
    white floral dress….actually they all look
    great as long as your comfy because you will be
    kept on your toes from sheer ectasy…..

  • kimmy4

    im convinced

  • Anonymous

    Garbo and John Taylor.
    Good choice of people to go with.

  • you’resmart… (:

    taylor is a HUGE bitch though. trust me (vomit)

  • jerseygirl

    Ooooooooh!

  • jerseygirl

    Jersey—I would take a bullet for Kevin. Convinced now?
    ——————–
    Ha.Ha. YES! Sorry!

    There was a poser on another post who claimed she was the “real” Yvonne; I asked her to prove it and she should know what I meant by that. She answered with just a “I love Kevin.”

    I told her she failed the test! :)

  • jerseygirl

    Hah. By telling me to get a dictionary with your horribly bad grammar…try another way to bash someone.

    There was another girl on a Jonas post yesterday who claimed to be a friend of Kniq on myspace. Now this. You see, this is why I read the comments. There’s ALWAYS something juicy that comes up. It just..priceless.
    Like I said above, I call next Jonas post of being an exlover. To those who responded, hell yes. Let’s get together and makeup some hilarious shit.

    But really. Joe had a fling with me while he was in Australia.
    —————
    Yeah, while Nick hopped a plane to be with Niley in Georgia; Joe got on plane to NJ and is with me. We’re having burgers on my deck right now!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Ewww….the sound of chodes make me barf…
    WOW THIS DISCUSSION ABOUT JT IS GETTING TO AWKWARD LMFAO.
    Yes, lets leave it at Joe.

    Sooooo, any of you have a fave Joener pic :P

  • jonasfan+myspacefan

    I WAS THERE OMG I WAS FUCKEN HAPPY IT WAS LOL WE GOT AUGHTOGRAGHS HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LUV JOE HES MA FUTURE HUSBAND HES A HOT HOT BITCH HES TASTY……… LOL I MEAN IT ND I SAW HIM REJECT JK BUT I DID SEE HIM

  • aNonymous

    Lauren do you work for the Daily Planet..lol thanks for the post update..

    Ah I love my Clark Kent goofball Joe and the Rock n Roll Joe Superman..I would have to as (Lois Lane aNonymous) make she he gets a last minute message and then check manually; to make sure he’s cocked…oops I mean locked down..for the ride!…By the way I’m a small chick I think I could fit between Garbo and Joe and hold onto their belts for security!…lol

    Joe and his muscles make me melt, so If I hold onto to his belt it might be better!..I want to ride my Superman!

    God has not nor will forgive me…

  • jerseygirl

    taylor is a HUGE bitch though. trust me (vomit)
    ——————-
    Ok – NOW you’ve intrigued me!

  • Anonymous

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/budphoto1/

    nick in in georgia with miley :)
    —-

    lol. oh snap. he is. wow. this gets more and more interesting.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Joe is such a babe.
    Gosh he’s been working out.
    He got a little skinny in February but WOAH! His arms just pop out of his shirt, plus his whole upper body expanded!
    And his face, GAH (although if he cut the hair, I could see ALL of that chizzled and tanned perfection).
    Garbo is so sexy!
    John T is cool :)

  • you’resmart… (:

    I often say too much. I guess I don’t have a filter lmao. I’m done now, peace.

  • Anonymous

    Hahahaha, yes I think we need to get off the topic of JT and back ON Joe’s dick. Haha there’s some more pun for ya. LMAO I love having these perverted conversations about Joe’s dick with complete strangers on OceanUp :)

    Atleast now I know I’m not the only one who is a pervert on here. Haha

  • Mandy

    AWWWW!! JOEYYYY!!!

  • kimmy4
  • http://oceanup laurenj

    I’m not an inhibited person but that would be just too much! .. I couldn’t stand that he was using that x ray vision in that manner!… lol

    ______________________________________

    actually joe wearing those glasses of his getting
    a long lingering look at you and then pushing
    his glasses onto the tip of his nose realising
    what he just witnessed as (clark kent) seeing
    (lois lane) in all her fine glory……realising
    he just found the new meaning to TANTALIZING!!!!
    (the art od seduction)…….just a thought…lol

  • Anonymous

    So she’s a fake?
    Well it was nice knowing what someone believes Joe would’ve been like in a relationship llol.
    ———————-

    Yeah, she’s quite fake. She offered to answer all kinds of questions, and claimed to have been Joe’s girlfriend at that exact same time. This was several months ago. Her screenname there was something like jonas ex-gf or something like that. They got on her, and she slithered away.

  • Mandy

    OMG!! I LOVE JOE!!

  • richelle

    garbooo your hot.

  • http://oceanup laurenj

    Where is your kevinly treat tonight..dammit get on it! Do you still see him as a hot chocolate treat on a winter night?

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    definetely with heaps of fluffy pink & white gooey
    marshmellows delicately melting in my mouth
    waiting for that ending burst of pleasure….
    thanx!!!!!!

  • Anonymous


    check out
    http://WWW.LUV2LUVJONAS.COM

    If you’re a Jonas Brothers fan. :)
    Thanks!

  • aNonymous

    LMAO…If that’s the case I was hired by Joe to teach him French and Joe est mon etudiant dans l’art d’amour.

    He has been a good student and we have been having a heated affair behind Camilla’s back!

  • Anonymous

    Hah. By telling me to get a dictionary with your horribly bad grammar…try another way to bash someone.

    There was another girl on a Jonas post yesterday who claimed to be a friend of Kniq on myspace. Now this. You see, this is why I read the comments. There’s ALWAYS something juicy that comes up. It just..priceless.
    Like I said above, I call next Jonas post of being an exlover. To those who responded, hell yes. Let’s get together and makeup some hilarious shit.

    But really. Joe had a fling with me while he was in Australia.
    —————
    Yeah, while Nick hopped a plane to be with Niley in Georgia; Joe got on plane to NJ and is with me. We’re having burgers on my deck right now!

    ———-

    Aw shucks! Lucky dog you.
    Tell him his left his banana hammock on my pillow.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Oh really….how???
    You got dirt on her?

  • Anonymous

    I remeber this like when it was aly and aj haha! Garbo dated aly and joe aj haha! Good times!
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    i didn’t know garbo dated aly lol
    but garbo and joe nice combo lol

  • jerseygirl
  • aNonymous

    Sorry to barge in…but the airport shot when he runs his hand down his chin over his neck to chest…love it….

  • Anonymous

    Definitely this one. It’s reeeeeally old, but has always remained my favorite because it is so hilarious! HAHA

    http://i34.tinypic.com/2s5z4n9.jpg