Shia, ‘I Watched My Parents Have Sex’

Shia LaBeouf interview in Parade. On why he has a great sense of humor: ‘Seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked.. [and] twisted R-rated humor.’ On break up with GF China Brezner of three years:

‘The good actors are all screwed up. They’re all in pain. It’s a profession of bottom-feeders and heartbroken people. Maybe it was career pressure. ..Maybe I chose work. Every man has those feelings of escape and survival. I know you shouldn’t be that way.

I’m trying to understand it and find the answers. I don’t have them now. Why
did the love of my life and I break up? ..Man, I have no idea. What was that all about? I have no answers to anything. None. Why am I an alcoholic? I haven’t a damn clue! What is life about? I don’t know.

Sometimes I feel I’m living a meaningless life and I get frightened. I know I’m one of the luckiest dudes in America right now. I have a great house. My parents don’t have to work. I’ve got money. I’m famous. But it could all change, man. It could go away. You never know.’

  • Anonymous

    WTAF

  • anna

    WHO FUCKING CARES!?

  • Anonymous

    Okay, Shia needs therapy that is clear. If I saw my parents have, I would never talk about it to anyone. AT ALL. Where was the freakin CPS when he was gowing up?

  • http://www.twitter.com/tiffani_starr Tiffani

    awe, :( Shia is lost and it’s sad. He needs a hug, I hope he can figure out everything he needs to figure out without giving up.

  • Anonymous

    weird. but whatever floats your boat, i guess…
    oh weird. too much info.

  • Mel

    gosh, Shia is so disgusting! Who ever finds him attractive should slap themselves with a spatula!

  • Anonymous

    Wow, he has interesting parents. All parents do that though but doing it where your kids can see it screws them up.

  • Anonymous

    this is not a post about nick or miley and im getting
    tired of hearing their fuckin namess

  • kaila

    SHIA ROCKS!

    He is an AMAZING actor!

    LOVE HIM!

  • rachel.

    he’s messed up. yet really hott.

  • Anonymous

    why does everyone think he’s disgusting?
    he’s different. he’s deep.. obviously way more deep than most of the people who comment oceanUP, haha
    he’s just trying to figure out life.
    i like him. always have ;)

  • Anonymous

    Ocean up is stupid…He probably just walked in on his parents having sex, NOT watched them. You make it sound like they forced him to or he got off on it.

  • sexya lady

    ewwwwww gross

    “The good actors are all screwed up.
    They’re all in pain”

    nope it’s just you ++
    who the hell said that you were good

  • Anonymous

    He had by far one of the weirdest childhoods, but it’s plenty of media attention for Transformers.

  • Idk

    I had the same life as him. I saw my parents and brothers having sex but i was forced. I had to. I am 13 and i have 3 kids. I had sex 4 times. But only got 3 kids. Its pretty fun. I did it when i was 5 8 and 12. I did it once when i was in Middle School. I fucked a hot kid and 1 day l8r i had a bump and 9 months l8r i had a baby boy. It kurts coming out. But its worth it. Sex is very fun. It soothes your vagina. And it feels soooooo ood. I wish i coung bang Nick Jonas or Kevin or Joe! Sex is awesome. Do it. Nobdy is stopping you. Jusy go! Boys it feels nice on your penis to! I licked my bf’s dick and it tasted good

  • Anonymous

    Why is he so wierd but sexy?!
    UGH.
    I love it! ;D

  • Anonymous

    oceanup, this is not a suitable post. people as young as 8 go on this website

  • Anonymous

    good lord love him even though is completely screwed up love him!

  • Anonymous

    I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling ‘Traumatic masturbation’ while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
    ———
    LMAO

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  • http://failblog.org idk

    well at least it hasn’t had a huge negative effect on him. thats so wrong on too many levels, but im not gonna lie: i know a girl who’s seen the same thing except she was rly young so she barely remembers it.

  • Anonymous

    He just needs to get hiigh (:

    Shia, come down to my house and we’ll light up a couple, then talk philosophy and politics (:

  • Jane

    I kind of feel bad for him because he had a weird childhood, and because he seems a little lost. But he’s screwed up too

  • c l a i r e (:

    Haha, whatever.
    I still love him.

  • Anonymous

    yeah everyones parents have sex how
    do you think you all got here?

  • Anonymous

    he looks really hot in that picture =]

  • Anonymous

    I really respect Shia I also watched my mom have sex with another guy, and I watched her drink and shoot up heroin. I love how Shia doesn’t come from a perfect family like other stars I like how he has a story to tell. He’s so real.

  • Anonymous

    he was JOKING.

  • ash

    I would NOT admit that. But growing up in an environment like that I guess you don’t really learn to have bounderies hahahaha.

  • http://twitter.com/kali_15 Kali

    Wow.. I feel incredibly bad for him:[

  • Anonymous

    Twisted! First he says that he would marry his mom if she wasn’t his mom and now he has seen his parents have sex ewww. He’s doing this just 4 attention

  • Anonymous

    hes so hot, but i loved when i knew nothing about his family life.

  • Anonymous

    hahaha i love him…i wish my parents were that cool but then again im happy thier not because i would be a fucked up kid.

    is it me or does anyone else think that shia’s family was in a cult?

  • Anonymous

    lol i wish my parents were this cool, but then agin i would be a fucked up child.

    is it me or does anyone else think shia’s family was in a cult?

  • Emilicious

    wow hmmmm ok……… weird

  • Anonymous

    thats fucked up…

  • Hayley

    now that’s just fucked up…
    arg arggggg
    THERE’S A LEAKED PICTURE OF MILEY AND NICK KISSING! im dead serious. i shit myself when i saw it.

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  • Anonymous

    I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling ‘Traumatic masturbation’ while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.

  • Anonymous

    So sexy yet so wierd!:) LOL once I walked in on my parents but to say it to a mg awkward!

  • Anonymous

    HEY YA’LL THIS IS MILEY, I HAVE TO TYPE FOR NICK BECAUSE HE’S CONVINCED THE TONGS HE’S HOLDING ARE HIS REAL HANDS.

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  • Sarah

    he’s sexy who cares..

  • Jojojojo

    He’s cracked.
    Beautiful… and cracked.

  • Anonymous

    he’s so weird. i love it

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  • Anonymous

    ewww.That’s nasty.

  • Anonymous

    aww thats sad :(
    i will always love you shia!

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  • Eviie

    Dude, thats fucking gross watching your parents have sex? O_O
    I remember at night, I went to open my moms door, and it was locked. I was like oh fucking shit… thats nasty, I don’t need to know whats going on in there. I know it happens, but thats my parents… :|
    Nasty.

  • Anonymous

    GOD I didn’t need to hear that..

  • Serena

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mm Shia is yummy.

  • JULY

    hes an alcoholic? what?

  • Anonymous

    isn’t that like, screwed up?
    what the heck.
    yeah sure he’s hot, but…
    his childhood was just plain
    weird. what the helllll.

  • Anonymous

    Shia is a really warped human being.

  • Delsy

    going to watch tranformers but that kinda put me off

  • anna

    HE IS HOOOT

  • Anonymous

    you’re hot and everything but just shut up <3