Joe Jonas Top 100 Sexiest Men, World

Joe Jonas earned #95 on UK Heat Magazine’s ‘100 Sexiest Men In World’ list.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    that was mean, iagree camilla and miley are prettier than danielle but thats not reason theyre better ahhaha i love all 3 kbs the same and i lvoe their gfs too!

  • Anonymous

    ON TOPIC

    FUCK MARRY KILL
    the jobros

    You MUST fuck one
    You MUST marry one
    You MUST kill one

    No “pass” or repeating a brother
    Ready… GO!

  • Anonymous

    LMAO!

  • andrea

    i love joe jonas but this is not the best picture XD joe jonas is the perfect guy 4 any girl nd the perfect guy in the whole world. i lov joe jonas sooo much

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO!
    Billy ray cyrus the king of country music? WTF????
    Insulting much?
    GTFO teenie,

  • Anonymous

    no you were right about him

  • Anonymous

    fake hair

  • http://lenanj.wordpress.com Lena

    seriously? Only 95!?
    He should’ve gotten way further on the list!
    And so should Kevin and Nick too.

  • Anonymous

    i agree. and imao at the trool thing above hahaah!

  • Taylor

    Shoulda used the pic where hes in the red v-neck for the mag shoot.

    Congrats Joe!

  • Anonymous

    Lmfaoooooooo @ you thinking that was a Miley fan.
    Oh man, you are so amusing. You complain about Miley on every post… and then complain about people complaining about Miley. Tee hee.
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    uh what. no one says ‘lets get back to joe and miley’ on a joe post unless they are a miley fan. common sense. and why are you pretending to know me – when have i ever comlpained about miley. do tell since you seem to know so well. you guys are pretty easy to spot. for instance in this case the ‘lmfao @’ gives it away. but glad you are amused

  • Anonymous

    fuck joe marry nick kill kevin
    sorry kevin

  • Anonymous

    hello.

  • Anonymous

    Joe deserves the #1 position

    hottie…he is the most gorgeous guy ever

  • kimmy4
  • helen

    how did i miss him ?
    i did not see him there when i was readin that magazine the other day.
    but i mean 93? seriously, should of been number 1 not Robn Pattison

  • Anonymous

    Yes. She is not ugly but she is not Meghan Fox.

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    Meghan Fox is overrated.
    She’s beautiful, but overrated.
    I think there are people who
    are better looking than her.
    —-
    I was just using an example of someone who many people view as beautiful/attractive.

    ——–

    Oh, okay.
    I would’ve understood if you said someone who was naturally beautiful though.
    Like someone else said, most of her hair is artificial.
    And without makeup she isn’t nearly as pretty as she is with makeup.
    —-
    Yea I honestly don’t think she is very beautiful, but i can see how people call her hot. She was just the first person who popped in my mind, probably mostly because i just saw Transformers 2. haha.
    ————
    i think the celebs that are naturally pretty
    are like beyonce and jessica alba
    they don’t need to wear a ton of makeup

  • jerseygirl

    Ok I totally missed the comment where I became an option. WTF? LOL.

  • lexiiiii

    i love how they say he’s one of the “sexiest men”…
    and the put up the worst picture everrr of him!
    i love him anyway tho xD

  • Anonymous

    oh shut up. if u wanna tlak about micheal, go to a micheal jackson post not ajoe jonas one
    thank you now back to joe and miley
    1 .joe is smexyyy!
    2. oceanup needs to put those new pics of miley up……… she looks pretty:D

  • Anonymous

    fuck joe, marry nick, kill kevin

  • Anonymous

    WTF TIM?!?! way to post the most unflattering pic of jow the world has ever seen. and the thing is…he still looks hot.

  • Anonymous

    BR is not the King of Country. No one, not even himself, ever called him that.

  • kimmy4
  • Anonymous

    When Kev got on that other ‘sexy’ list, I don’t find him sexy at all, so I didn’t read or comment on that post.

    Joseph has been found very sexy by a magazine and instead of ignoring the post if you don’t agree, all you little Nick and Kevin fans pathetically come on here and ‘where are they’ ‘why aren’t they on the list’

    Go Away! Joe is sexy. He is recognized. Take your jealous little selves and get out. I didn’t whine in Kevin’s post even though Joe is way sexier. This is about Joe not his dorky ugly brothers.

  • Anonymous

    kevin is never hot. he is always ugly
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Kevin isnt hot, thats correct, because he is damn sexy and when your old enough to realize this concept then you can appreciate kevin for how appealing and attractive he really is. Kay? Thanksssss bunchesss.

    ****************88888

    uh, I’m over 25 and I do NOT think Kevin is sexy, so do NOT pull the ‘when you’re old enough card.’ I also do NOT think Nick is sexy. Jonas fans love them as they should, but in reality without your rose-colored glasses Nick and Kev are NOT sexy.

    JOE ON THE OTHER HAND IS AN UNUSUALLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY WHO IS HOT ANS SEXY AND INDEED ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING GUYS ON THE PLANET. JOE DEF EXUDES SEX APPEAL.

  • Anonymous

    danielle is prettier than miley

  • jerseygirl

    I’m still with you girlfriend. AND this is still a JOE post…………….

    no, I haven’t gotten RS yet. It’s not out by me. Can’t wait to see it. Joe looks amazing in it! The older he gets, the hotter and sexier he is becoming. :)

  • Anonymous

    You’d say hello and she’ll be like
    FUC MILEY
    MILEY DIE
    MILEY LOSE FANS
    even though she never makes sense

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    No she’d be more like

    FUC MILLY
    MILLEY DY
    MILLY LOSSE FAS
    —————

    MAJORLMAOFOREVER!

  • anonymous

    well this is the UK list. for one, they are going to be more bias to their own and they don’t typically go for the pretty boy american look which is joe down to a T, aside from his efforts to look like a hobo. (and i mean that in the most endearing way possible. lol)

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    I don’t know what the people at heat mag were thinking to be honest. Im from UK and me and my friends were reading this list and we were like what the fuck is robert doing at number 1! There are way better looking men on list!

  • kimmy4

    no i was wrong

  • Anonymous

    You people are sick. Nick is underage. He’s a kid. He’s not sexy. This is gross.

  • Anonymous

    Too bad billy ray isn’t the king of country.

  • Anonymous

    i am not a miley fan but i like talking about her so what

  • Anonymous

    I’ll do everything but the last thing.

  • Anonymous

    kevin is never hot. he is always ugly

  • Anonymous

    haha is it sad that i find that picture amazing sexy… ?!
    xD

  • Anonymous

    who cares about mj lets get back to joe and miley

    you miley fans are a pain in the ass. if anything it would be ‘let get back to joe.’ but apparently you miley fans are too young to understand mj might come up a bit being that he was sorta iconic. cant deal? step off for a while.

    —-
    “you miley fans are a pain in the ass.”

    bitch.
    you are very stupid.
    how do you know if shes a miley fan?

    STFO & Learn to Respect Other People
    ————
    i think your stupid for saying she’s not a miley fan when she said lets get back to joe and MILEY
    so whos stupid now

  • Anonymous

    miley fans has taken over

  • Anonymous

    he should be #2 after Nick :)
    both are damn sexxyyy

  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry but girls are not in love with Robert Pattinson, he’s a weirdo, alcoholic dirty old english man.
    I think everyone’s in love with EDWARD CULLEN the most perfect man on tha planet, not robert.

    ————

    I love ROB.
    Not a character he played in a shitty movie.
    Speak for yourself.

  • Anonymous

    who cares about mj lets get back to joe and miley

    you miley fans are a pain in the ass. if anything it would be ‘let get back to joe.’ but apparently you miley fans are too young to understand mj might come up a bit being that he was sorta iconic. cant deal? step off for a while.

    —-
    “you miley fans are a pain in the ass.”

    bitch.
    you are very stupid.
    how do you know if shes a miley fan?

    STFO & Learn to Respect Other People

    why would a person who’s not a miley fan, say, lets get back to talking about her, on a joe post. think about that.

  • Anonymous

    lol noooo who u kidding selna is a fake as bitch

  • kimmy4

    no it will be
    SELENA FTW
    MILEY LOSE
    HATERS FOR THE WIN
    FUCK MILEY

  • amanda

    Why is he digging his hand into his underarm lol? Is he exploring the magical wonders of armpit hair?

  • Carolyn

    I don’t find joe attrachtive with his hair curly.
    But on camprock? Holy shit that is hot. so yeah i think he got uglier

    I actually like Joe with curly hair. It makes him look more like a Jonas Brother, and when he runs his fingers through it… and pours water on it:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Q10-hKRC4&annotation_id=annotation_825154&feature=iv

    its just fucking hot.

  • sexybeast

    he was number 95 ahah but i agree , idk if joe should be number 1 or not, but he DEFIANTLY should befroe rob.

  • Carolyn

    Good for him..
    and um there are so many better pictures of him… but hey he stills looks sexy…
    Yea Joe work that sweat band

  • I love Kevin Jonas

    Um kevin was on the SEXIEST men alive. Get your facts right. Have a nice day!:D

  • Anonymous

    Nick is cute, but Joe is sexy.

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    THANK YOU. and agreed.

  • Anonymous

    she snot jelous, its just her opinon, i think selena is ugly too, gotta problem?

  • Anonymous

    LOL wow nice pic for the top 100 sexiest man…if only nick was a man…woww……give it one more year till hes 18 :). den he’d be at the top of the list. AND how come no kevin what the fuck :(

  • Anonymous

    no you shut the fuck up

  • Anonymous

    ON TOPIC

    FUCK MARRY KILL
    the jobros

    You MUST fuck one
    You MUST marry one
    You MUST kill one

    No “pass” or repeating a brother
    Ready… GO!

    —————–

    Fuck Joe.
    Marry Nick.
    Kill Kevin.

  • Anonymous

    SORRY BUT JOE JONAS IS NOT HOTT IN PERSON HE ONLY LOOKS GOOD IN MAGAZINES WITH LOTS OF MAKEUP ON

  • anonymously

    On twitter someone said who would win the fight nick or justin.
    I think justin is better fit and taller than nick?

  • Anonymous

    i know he still looks HOT in that picture

    love ya joe

    SEXIEST MAN!!

  • sexii lexii ;)

    is it sad that i find that picture amazingly sexy…?!
    xD

  • anonymous

    their dads their manager and demis own
    he makes his own money not his fault he doesnt want to steal his sons spotlight

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    Lol…ok. So he still makes his money from his sons. Where do you think the money comes from to pay a manager. Oh and billy ray was famous way before miley was.

  • Anonymous

    That’s hard…

    EITHER

    Fuck Nick, Marry Kevin, Kill Joe

    OR

    Fuck Joe, Marry Nick, Kill Kevin

  • Anonymous

    no offense to Joe, but where is Nick on that list? He is way sexier.

    Miley?

  • Anonymous

    Nick is more attractive than Joe.

  • Anonymous

    Lmfaoooooooo @ you thinking that was a Miley fan.
    Oh man, you are so amusing. You complain about Miley on every post… and then complain about people complaining about Miley. Tee hee.
    —-

    uh what. no one says ‘lets get back to joe and miley’ on a joe post unless they are a miley fan. common sense. and why are you pretending to know me – when have i ever comlpained about miley. do tell since you seem to know so well. you guys are pretty easy to spot. for instance in this case the ‘lmfao @’ gives it away. but glad you are amused
    ——–

    why are you pretending to know that person.
    you need to stop talking about Miley.
    for real.

  • Anonymous

    That’s a really bad picture of Joe and how did he get on the top 100 sexiest men?

  • kimmy4

    over 700 comments

  • Anonymous

    http://photos.mileyrayweb.com/displayimage.php?album=506&pos=2

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    god damn…i would do her and all 3 JB if I got the chance…

    —————

    It’s like we share the same brain.

  • Anonymous

    The girl has said like 905427 times that she’s not a Miley fan. Haters are more obsessive than fans in many cases, in case you haven’t noticed. You’re an idiot, the second girl is an idiot, and the original poster is an idiot. The end.

  • Anonymous

    You have to do all three!

  • aNonymous

    Joe is a delicios pastry hot out of the oven..you know he needs to rest after the making, but you just have to touch it and taste him even if hes not ready to to be takn off the sheet! they say 20 minutes too cool down before frosting…..lol

  • Anonymous

    Kevin on that people list was a ‘pity’ vote, or they said something about his confidence. Yes, he confident, but it’s a non-sexy confidence, so I never bought that as him being sexy. Doesn’t work from Kevin or Nick.

    From Joe — sexy? yeah!

  • kimmy4

    fuck joe
    marry nick(there will be fucking involed)
    i refuse to kill anyone

  • Anonymous

    Joe is always sexy. In this picture, he looks like a SEXY BEAST! I love a sexy beast!

  • Anonymous

    ive had a crush on him for years, but he does not deserve #1 lol

  • Anonymous

    no you weren’t stop letting the miley fans bully you it’s ok to hate her

  • Anonymous

    FUCK MARRY KILL
    the jobros
    —-
    i love this game.
    but in the joboros u have to marry to fuck. lmaoo…

    so it’s actually ‘MARRY & FUCK, KILL.’

  • aNonymous

    So now your gon? lmao… tracking you sisters is diffclt sometimes?…

    damn, wrte a whole poem at zoe post..cuz some Anonymous wanted be killed….lol

    Holy shit….I didn’t get the joke going around…amean some I did but I don’t read posts frm the top down…so I miss stuff in trnslation……you know that!

    Oh well,,,,,…..Ahhhh…b/f gots stuff to bbq and we’ve got that damn wve resistant pool..have you seen them..its the best for the heat…we’ll just imbibe and listen to music and hang…oh in addition to the jogger, I crck up at thatt, I met some otherpoeple who r stopping by and I know they will appreciate what we’ve got..lol..
    Oh hell hate or lvoe me,,,..I’m agood person..and if your in vegas…oceanup should sponsor it…

    Forgive my spelling..I love yuo my from friend from MA..holy shit we could go to one ofn those Jonas camps..theyve talked about them on tv……I usually edit this shit..but no matter..I know you get me…chat with me for 1/2 hour and then I’m dne off to have fun…love all JB..Carolinasajobrofan and CaptnCrunchRocks don’t talk to me….i love their comments perhaps becasue I get their names wrong.. I like them all the same and can do better!

    I have asked many Anonymous to open up and come out of their houses on Oceanp blocks and to have names and they have……I just don’t know them all and have convo’s with all or that they agree wth me..no matter…I warned them of critcism ns it happens but its wrth it to have a voice….

    sometimes I’m just too intense…but I always calm down and love you and my other friends here where i cn sppeak my mid…

    now whats up?

  • Anonymous

    God, for once can we not bring up their damn girlfriends. I don’t have any thing against them personally but its never just about the boys anymore.

  • Anonymous

    whoho!!!

  • cat

    thank you amanda. kevin is waaay sexy. people who say he’s ugly go get your eyes examined. Joe deserves to be on this list, but Kevin should be on it too. And i agree with the nick isn’t technically a man statement. nick is adorable, i’m sure as soon as he turns 18 they’ll start including him.

  • Anonymous

    93. Harry Judd
    52. Danny Jones
    35. Dougie Poynter

    ISSO QUE IMPORTA :D

  • Anonymous

    fuck joe marry nick kill frankie

  • Anonymous

    No sweetie.

  • Anonymous

    laying out with my big sister on her last day :(

  • Anonymous

    I really want to see who’s typing some of these comments sometimes..

    I think I might be surprised.

  • Anonymous

    http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/309/3098024/23_2009/a00785b29f7ef0fb_3c9a4d67881c7412_zac-efron-17-again-poster_xxlarge.jpg

    she is.

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    LOLOLOLOLOL
    what a fugly bobblehead
    ——-
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL
    what a jealous little girl

    ————

    Jealous of….?
    Her big nose?
    Her big head?
    Her annoying front teeth?
    Her horrible hair?
    Her skinny as a twig body?
    Her flat chest?
    Her no ass?
    Her horrible singing voice?
    Her wannabe remake of Harry Potter?
    Please, tell me.

  • Anonymous

    95th hahaha!

  • Anonymous

    i am not a miley fan but i like talking about her so what

    that honestly doesnt make sense. dont try to cover your tracks. then your just weird if you like talking about people your not a fan of on a post not about them. lol. doesnt make sense.

  • kimmy4

    me neither
    my moms with my grandma and she took the car with her

  • Anonymous

    wow! there are sooo many hot pictures of joe jonas, why would you choose that one???

  • Anonymous

    i LOVE this pic

  • Anonymous

    first it was the king of rock( Elvis Presely)RIP
    then the king of pop ( Micheal Jackson) RIP
    all we have left his Billy Ray Cyrus the king of Country?
    —–
    No.

  • Anonymous

    Fuck Joe
    Marry Joe
    Kill Joe

    Cash in on Joe’s trust fund

  • Anonymous

    fuck kimmy4
    friend jerseygirl, aNonymous
    marry jonas4canada
    kill mimi, kelsey

  • Anonymous

    GTFO. You start this shit in every post.
    Anyway Nick > him in every aspect.

    Joe is hot, congrats dude.

  • kimmy4

    no kevin or nick? what
    congrats joe

  • kimmy4

    billy ray is a one hit wonder who now lives through his daugthers career

  • Anonymous

    for me is #1 and wow the picture…Im sure there is a better picture of him(still hot) ;)

  • Anonymous


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  • kevin<3

    Kevin has never been, and never will be, on any hot list. he is not attractive
    ————————————————–
    you will never be/never been on an attractive list either. i love kevin. i think he is gorgous

  • Anonymous

    hell no!

    http://teengoss.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/kevin-danielle-engaged.jpg

    in what world is that prettier than miley? ahah she pretty but not more than miley

  • Anonymous

    It is not miley used to look orange because of her cheap tan, she has fake hair she dyed it so many times that it just got burned, her fake teeth, you can’t deny it she used surgery to “fix” her fucked up teeth! and please her boobs were never that big!
    selena has natural beauty

  • Anonymous

    lol most of us are underage too ;D
    and bs, he’s hot and you know it

  • Anonymous

    I mwouldnt her face is bad her body is hot. though. U guys are lesbos btw haha

  • Anonymous

    oh so now i can’t talk about people i don’t like i see

  • cami

    fuck nick,
    marry joe,
    and then shoot kevin with a blank (cuz it won’t kill him, but hey, i tried…)

  • Anonymous

    Fuck Kevin
    Marry JOE (and bang his GORGEOUS SEXY HOT ASS 24/7)
    Kill Nick (he kinda annoys me anyway)

  • Anonymous

    Wow why is it that when someone dies that person is suddenly good and everyone’s like Aww he was such a nice person! and people forget about all the bad things?
    I mean I know michael jackson was an icon, the king of pop music and whatever but he was a CHILD MOLESTER the guy was fucking SICK, he just totally made surgery for turning his BLACK skin into WHITE that’s not something people should forget about.
    The man was obsessed with children stuff and he was CRAZY! But now everybody loves him just because he died?
    Wow, what a bunch of hypocrite assholes.

  • Anonymous

    i agree if you think some one is ugly dont make you jealous you just think she is ugly and i think selena is not ugly but she is not beautiful like her fans want to make her look

  • Anonymous

    He looks like an evil scientist in this picture o_O

  • amanda

    kevin is never hot. he is always ugly
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Kevin isnt hot, thats correct, because he is damn sexy and when your old enough to realize this concept then you can appreciate kevin for how appealing and attractive he really is. Kay? Thanksssss bunchesss.

    ****************88888

    uh, I’m over 25 and I do NOT think Kevin is sexy, so do NOT pull the ‘when you’re old enough card.’ I also do NOT think Nick is sexy. Jonas fans love them as they should, but in reality without your rose-colored glasses Nick and Kev are NOT sexy.

    JOE ON THE OTHER HAND IS AN UNUSUALLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY WHO IS HOT ANS SEXY AND INDEED ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING GUYS ON THE PLANET. JOE DEF EXUDES SEX APPEAL
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    If your really 25 as you claim to be . . . then what the fuck are you doing on this website anways? Get a life! Get a job! Get a husband! Get a less teen-involved hobby! Im sorry but im not going to sit here and argue with someone who has no idea where their going in life and all they wish to do is hold internet carried disputes with teens despite the fact its extremely creepy. Please and thanksss bunchesss!

  • Anonymous

    Uh how about
    Fuck Nick, fuck Nick again, Marry Joe, become friends with Kevin (every girl needs a gay best friend) and kill Camilla and Miley?

  • Anonymous

    um yes he is
    but can we all stop talking about miley

  • kimmy4

    i dont hate her
    im just not a big miley fan
    besides thedy gave me prove that billy is famous on his own

  • Anonymous

    i would marry kevin. he seems so sweet

  • Anonymous

    Actually, Kevin was voted #20 in the 100 most sexiest over 20’s…or something like that, but i do remember him being #20.
    So..Getcha facts right.
    It’s a UK magazine, JB aren’t that big overhere..im guessing thats why he isn’t that high up..he deserves to be ATLEAST to be in the top 10, i mean c’mon..!
    Robert Pattinson was #1, just to lett yall know. =S

    Joe’s will always be No.1 in my world though <3

  • Anonymous

    haha, I think Miley made him a man on that trip to GA…no parents…

  • Anonymous

    http://photos.mileyrayweb.com/displayimage.php?album=506&pos=2

    ————

    god damn…i would do her and all 3 JB if I got the chance…

    I would do all 3 of the JB, and make Miley make us snacks for when we get hungry and need a break.

  • Anonymous

    omg miley looks so pretty in the new pics on last song, oceanup post them
    damn tim, are you really busy or is this a really slow day??

  • Anonymous

    ON TOPIC

    FUCK MARRY KILL
    the jobros

    You MUST fuck one
    You MUST marry one
    You MUST kill one

    No “pass” or repeating a brother
    Ready… GO!
    ——
    haha lmao me and my friends did this after we saw step brothers lol
    we said fuck joe marry nick but we don’t kill so we said date kevin lol
    but my friend was like the sex with joe will be too good and i’m going to cheat on him with nick lol

  • Anonymous

    Fuck – JOe. he’s just one of those guys you screw on a whim when your feeling good. don’t even have to know his name. seems like he’d be great in bed but take total advantage of him.

    Marry: Nick. him you actually commit too and take your time. nothing but love

    Kill: i cant kill kevin. he seems like such a sweet bf/hubby. we need more of people like him in the world

    girls – ha um. apparently the miley fan generation is going to consist of a lot of bi/lesbian chicks. no hate on the girl, but definitely n intersting fanbase.

  • Anonymous

    I find Nick more attractive than Joe.

  • Anonymous

    Honey. Just. Stop.
    That girl is a hater who does this on EVERY post. She’ll be posting Selena/Nelena flickr pictures in no time. And you aren’t exactly one to talk about obsessively posting about people you don’t like. Both of you, GTFO.

  • Anonymous

    fuck nick, marry joe(i liek to laugh alot)kill kevin
    sorry kevin
    and to the girl above, i agree, selena looks like a 5 year old
    not gorgeous at all, i dont even think shes pretty but w.e

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Nick is cute, but Joe is sexy.

  • Anonymous

    hahah win!

  • Anonymous

    who cares about mj lets get back to joe and miley

    you miley fans are a pain in the ass. if anything it would be ‘let get back to joe.’ but apparently you miley fans are too young to understand mj might come up a bit being that he was sorta iconic. cant deal? step off for a while.

    —-
    “you miley fans are a pain in the ass.”

    bitch.
    you are very stupid.
    how do you know if shes a miley fan?

    STFO & Learn to Respect Other People
    ————
    i think your stupid for saying she’s not a miley fan when she said lets get back to joe and MILEY
    so whos stupid now

    you are stupid.
    what’s the big deal??
    Joe Miley or my Grandma?
    stop the stupid hate fest!

    we are in OCEANUP.
    We talk about whatever we want.

  • Anonymous

    please her boobs were never that big!

    it’s called puberty, dumbass, which you have clearly yet to experience.

  • Juliana

    okk, joe IS sexy but i dont agree with u guys saying that he should be #1 cuz hes probably not he the HOTTEST man in the whole wide world…

  • Anonymous

    yes she is

  • Anonymous

    fuck- joe (looks like he’d be good in bed)
    marry- nick (get to fuck him even anyway!)
    kill – kevin (team miley bitch)

  • Anonymous

    fuck joe

    marry joe

    kill kevin and nick — like you guys, but that’s all I had left to choose.

  • Jami:)

    very funny but even exploring his armpit hair he looks damn sexy;)

  • Carolyn

    no offense to Joe, but where is Nick on that list? He is way sexier.

    if Nick was 18 and the people who run this magizine saw his rolling stone picture.. then he would be on the list..haha

  • Anonymous

    miley’s not hot, he’s just an average girl with a messy hair and fucked up teeth who happens to have BEAUTIFUL EYES and a hot body, that’s all.
    Just grow up people and search the definition of hot.

  • Anonymous

    she is prettier than miley

  • Anonymous

    okaysometimes miley hair isntt real but c’mon selena had fake hair, has a fake personality,fake voice
    lol
    lol
    selenas the real one

  • Anonymous

    Aw, that is the cutest pic of Kanielle every! She is pretty….and so is Miley, what is everyones fucking problem?

  • Anonymous

    this place is so anti kevin its sad

  • Anonymous

    mimi will be the worst to be married to

  • Juliana

    NICK IS NOT A MAN YET SO STOP COMPLAINING HE ISNT ON THE LIST….

  • mia

    JOE IS SO SEXY. EVEN WITH THE WORST PHOTO. THEY DO THAT TO MILEY TOO.

  • Anonymous

    Wow why is it that when someone dies that person is suddenly good and everyone’s like Aww he was such a nice person! and people forget about all the bad things?
    I mean I know michael jackson was an icon, the king of pop music and whatever but he was a CHILD MOLESTER the guy was fucking SICK, he just totally made surgery for turning his BLACK skin into WHITE that’s not something people should forget about.
    The man was obsessed with children stuff and he was CRAZY! But now everybody loves him just because he died?
    Wow, what a bunch of hypocrite assholes.

    ——-

    He had a skin disease, fucking prick.
    Those were allegations.
    Now please, GTFO.
    :]

  • lillyallenfan

    yea i agree, danille isnt pretiier than miley but shes still pretty
    and joe is hott lol, idk why but i fin him very attractive but in aweird way like id wouldnt want to fuck him right away, id want to sit down and have a conversation with him and get to know him first, then fuck him lol!!

  • Anonymous

    fuck joe, marry nick, kill kevin

    fuck joe marry nick kill frankie

    lmao nooo!

  • Anonymous

    Joe deserves the #1 position

    hottie…he is the most gorgeous guy ever
    —————————————————-
    I totally agree, and by the way, I have seen him up close in person, and he was absolutely gorgeous!! also really sweet!!

  • Anonymous

    oh guuuuuuurl.
    http://jonasphotos.org/displayimage.php?album=1673&pos=4
    you really wanna remove this fine boy from the gene pool? that is just tragic.

  • Anonymous

    #95?!? i was expecting the top 10 AT LEAST….

  • .

    their dads their manager and demis own
    he makes his own money not his fault he doesnt want to steal his sons spotlight

    ——————–
    Lol…ok. So he still makes his money from his sons. Where do you think the money comes from to pay a manager. Oh and billy ray was famous way before miley was
    —-

    well, its not so much his sons, more the company and record label. he still does a do job for the boys and if anything manages what they are paid. the money paid for a ticket, cd, etc doesn’t go directly to the boys because their are to many people and institutions involved.

  • Anonymous

    Fuck Joe
    Marry Joe
    Kill Joe

    Cash in on Joe’s trust fund

    —-
    LMAO.

  • Anonymous

    No, you have to have a one-night stand with one of them and get married to another. B) You can’t do both!

    Personally?
    Fuck Joe HARD
    Marry Nick (when he’s not underage anymore, cough)
    Kill Kevin

  • Anonymous

    http://photos.mileyrayweb.com/displayimage.php?album=506&pos=2

    ————

    god damn…i would do her and all 3 JB if I got the chance…

    I would do all 3 of the JB, and make Miley make us snacks for when we get hungry and need a break.

    ————-

    well that sucks for you

  • Anonymous

    fuck nick AND miley, marry joe, become bffs with kevin, send camilla to taylor swift’s house

  • Anonymous

    Wow, two losers fighting on the internet!! Seriously, you’re fighting about who’s hotter in band? Well, then you’re both being moronic and immature regardless of your ages.

    First: This post is about Joe. Joe being one of the hottest guys in the world. So how the hell did Miley, Nick, Danielle, Kevin and a bunch of other unecessary people get into this? That’s just weird but that’s most how Oceanup commenters anger each other.

    Second: What’s with this endless battle of “Who’s the Hottest Jonas Brother?” I mean who should really give a fuck? If you’re a fan of a band or artist it means that you’re into the music. That’s what you’re supposed to be there for. But if you just likin’ whoever for the looks, it means you’re just shallow(sp?) not a fan. So stop the senseless comments. You don’t only make yourself look stupid, but the rest of fans.
    Peace Out,
    Natalie O.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    better yet
    fuck
    friend
    marry
    kill
    kelsey,mimi,yvonne,jonas4canada,kimmy4,jersaygirl, aNonymous

  • Anonymous

    what # is she

  • Anonymous

    look at them mmuscles. damn hot

  • jerseygirl

    Meow, Tim.

    Jealous much?

  • Anonymous

    Uh how about
    Fuck Nick, fuck Nick again, Marry Joe, become friends with Kevin (every girl needs a gay best friend) and kill Camilla and Miley?
    —-
    HAHAHA

  • aNonymous

    Hi ya..I reaad up now to catch ya…hope to chat!

  • amanda

    thank you amanda. kevin is waaay sexy. people who say he’s ugly go get your eyes examined. Joe deserves to be on this list, but Kevin should be on it too. And i agree with the nick isn’t technically a man statement. nick is adorable, i’m sure as soon as he turns 18 they’ll start including him.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    just doin my job :) defending my sexy little hubby kevin :) lol i find all three of the brothers attractive and it especially irks me when people show a specific hate towards kevin just because his look is more different and unique :) but i still love it with a burning creepy passion hehehe

  • Anonymous

    who cares about mj lets get back to joe and miley

    you miley fans are a pain in the ass. if anything it would be ‘let get back to joe.’ but apparently you miley fans are too young to understand mj might come up a bit being that he was sorta iconic. cant deal? step off for a while.

    —-
    “you miley fans are a pain in the ass.”

    bitch.
    you are very stupid.
    how do you know if shes a miley fan?

    STFO & Learn to Respect Other People

    why would a person who’s not a miley fan, say, lets get back to talking about her, on a joe post. think about that.
    —-

    lets get back to talking about selena.

    upss … now im a selena fan?
    oh please.

    seriusly,lets get back to talking about joe in a joe post.

  • Anonymous

    It is not miley used to look orange because of her cheap tan, she has fake hair she dyed it so many times that it just got burned, her fake teeth, you can’t deny it she used surgery to “fix” her fucked up teeth! and please her boobs were never that big!
    selena has natural beauty

    ——

    LOLOLOLOLOL…

    so because she’s gotten tanned a few times mean she has a fake tan everyday?
    no.
    that’s her real hair. she’s dyed it a lot but it’s hers.
    her teeth are not fake. those are her real teeth.

    and um… her boobs GREW, asshole.
    “her boobs were never that big!”
    lmfao, it’s called GROWING.

  • Anonymous

    well thats mean…The guy had his own tv show before miley was HM and was making records. I dont think he cared that he no longer had a following, he still worked.

  • Anonymous

    Sigh. Once again, a fun post has descended into a Miley hate-a-palooza. What else is new.

    Anyway, congrats to Joe I guess? Haha. I do find him quite yummy though ;)

  • Anonymous

    ummm everyone get veeners and i know you may not know this bc u prob havnt hit puberty yet, but in your teen years, your boobs tend to grow.

  • jerseygirl

    Ha.Ha.

    A threesome with Joe and Miley – very cool!

    How are you? The boyfriend back yet?

  • kimmy4
  • 3oh!3

    really? im my opinon she not. but hey everyone thinks diffrently right
    ?

  • Anonymous

    fuck- joe (looks like he’d be good in bed)
    marry- nick (get to fuck him even anyway!)

    —–
    AGREE :)

  • Anonymous

    better yet
    fuck
    friend
    marry
    kill
    kelsey,mimi,yvonne,jonas4canada,kimmy4,jersaygirl, aNonymous

  • Anonymous

    Joe Jonas is way hotter. Nick is a weird looking kid, no sex appeal. Joe is sex on legs.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    please her boobs were never that big!

    ——

    Please tell me this is some kind of joke.
    Ever heard of puberty?
    Ever have your period?
    You’re probably like, 10.

  • amanda

    kevin is never hot. he is always ugly
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Kevin isnt hot, thats correct, because he is damn sexy and when your old enough to realize this concept then you can appreciate kevin for how appealing and attractive he really is. Kay? Thanksssss bunchesss.

  • Carolyn

    Wow why is it that when someone dies that person is suddenly good and everyone’s like Aww he was such a nice person! and people forget about all the bad things?
    I mean I know michael jackson was an icon, the king of pop music and whatever but he was a CHILD MOLESTER the guy was fucking SICK, he just totally made surgery for turning his BLACK skin into WHITE that’s not something people should forget about.
    The man was obsessed with children stuff and he was CRAZY! But now everybody loves him just because he died?
    Wow, what a bunch of hypocrite assholes.
    —-
    There is no actual proof that he molested any child. The one family, where the boy claimed Michael molested him, had a history of falsely accusing. I believe Michael Jackson was just a terribly misunderstood individual, who had an unbelievable amount of talent.

  • Anonymous

    hahaha i agree no one is jealous of selena well i was when she was dating nick but now she is not

  • Anonymous

    uh, I’m over 25 and I do NOT think Kevin is sexy, so do NOT pull the ‘when you’re old enough card.’ I also do NOT think Nick is sexy. Jonas fans love them as they should, but in reality without your rose-colored glasses Nick and Kev are NOT sexy.

    JOE ON THE OTHER HAND IS AN UNUSUALLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY WHO IS HOT ANS SEXY AND INDEED ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING GUYS ON THE PLANET. JOE DEF EXUDES SEX APPEAL.

    **

    you’re not 25.

  • Anonymous

    Lol…ok. So he still makes his money from his sons. Where do you think the money comes from to pay a manager. Oh and billy ray was famous way before miley was
    —-
    lmfao.. barely.

  • Anonymous

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/36667673@N03/3595818203/
    not flat

    ——

    LOL, when you run your boobs tend to bounce.
    She’s AT MOST a B.
    That’s not big.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, here comes the fights, Joe versus Nick versus Kevin…

  • Anonymous

    no he is the KING of country

  • Anonymous

    This proves kevin is gay.
    I mean ANY straight guy would check her out! Nick and joe did but kevin didn’t and I’m stilll not surprised at it.

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    I could never think that even though I have it on my mind I won’t say it!

  • Anonymous

    95 D:
    he deserves at LEAST a 30 :DD

  • pushitbabyoutofcontrol

    i fucking agree. why do people always have to pin people agaisnt eachother
    MILEY AND DANILLE ARE BOTH VERY BEATIFUL YOUNG WOMEN,ALONG WITH CAMILLA. no hater is going to change that.

  • Anonymous

    id fuck nick and miely too omg ahhaah were like twins, id marry joe bc she seems sweet and funny, and i wont kill anyone thats mean:/

  • Anonymous

    I think she has a pretty face, and no, i’m not a lesbo (not that there is anything wrong with being one) but Miley is legit the only girl to make me question my sexuality. I love her eyes and her smile.

  • anonymous

    she is prettier than miley

    —————————–
    I guess its personal opinion…because in my opinion miley is much prettier and im not even a fan!

  • Anonymous

    fuck nick AND miley, marry joe, become bffs with kevin, send camilla to taylor swift’s house
    —-
    what the…?
    LMAO.
    this isn’t ‘fuck, marry, befriend, and send hubsand’s former flame into the LION’S DEN!’
    :D

  • Anonymous

    I love that picture of Joe.
    SEXY!

  • anonymous

    billy ray is a one hit wonder who now lives through his daugthers career

    ————————-
    No he doesn’t…he does not need to use miley’s money he has his own. I always wonder why people say this even though they know billy ray works on tv show and does the whole nashville star thing and just had a new album. I also wonder why no one questions the jonas brothers parents…who obviously live off their sons…I mean where else would their money come from. The JB have said it before they were in serious debt before they got huge.

  • Anonymous

    Aaaaaaaand there it is. What took you so long, you usually shift from Miley-hating mode to Selena-picture-posting mode much quicker than that.

  • Anonymous

    fuck- joe (looks like he’d be good in bed)
    marry- nick (get to fuck him anyway!)
    kill – kevin (team miley bitch)

  • Anonymous

    Kevin has never been, and never will be, on any hot list. he is not attractive

  • Anonymous

    except they arent dating

  • kimmy4

    lol
    he just cant handle that hes not hot enough like joe

  • kimmy4

    so how come nick/kevin didnt make it

  • kimmy4

    lol

  • Anonymous

    BANDO DE CEGO!

  • Anonymous

    oh so now i can’t talk about people i don’t like i see
    —-

    um. why would you want to talk about a person you don’t like on a post that isnt about the person. i dont like a few people but that doesnt make me ‘want’ to talk about them. quite the opposite.

  • jerseygirl

    ON TOPIC

    FUCK MARRY KILL
    the jobros

    You MUST fuck one
    You MUST marry one
    You MUST kill one

    No “pass” or repeating a brother
    Ready… GO!
    —————————-
    LOL. This game is hilarious.

    Fuck Nick – I’d like to do that just once. But he’s too young for me; and I don’t want to marry him. He’s too into his music; think he’d neglect his wife.

    Marry Joe – it’s Joe Jonas – nuff said. I’d get to fuck him every day, for the rest of my life.

    I don’t want to “kill” Kevin(because then my husband would be sad) – let’s just say I’d like him for a best friend. I think he’d be very sweet. :)

  • Crystal

    should have been top 5 at least
    shitty pic !

  • Anonymous

    they look alike

  • Anonymous

    LMAO

  • Anonymous

    lets not talk about miley in a JOE post

  • Anonymous

    you people are seriously so mean to her. i know everyone gets hated on but why the hell are you all bashing miley in a post that has NOTHING to do with her? go get laid, moron.

  • Anonymous

    okaysometimes miley hair isntt real but c’mon selena had fake hair, has a fake personality,fake voice

    wrong bitch selena is real

  • kimmy4

    hello

  • http://oceanup.com teamdisney:)

    95 NOT high enough.

  • Carolyn

    http://photos.mileyrayweb.com/displayimage.php?album=506&pos=2

    ————

    god damn…i would do her and all 3 JB if I got the chance…

    I would do all 3 of the JB, and make Miley make us snacks for when we get hungry and need a break.

    haha agreed.

  • Anonymous

    Sigh. Once again, a fun post has descended into a Miley hate-a-palooza. What else is new.

    Anyway, congrats to Joe I guess? Haha. I do find him quite yummy though ;)

    i know.

    btw
    Joe deserves the #1 position
    and
    Timmy,thats the best picture you could find??

  • Anonymous

    yes it is

  • Anonymous

    Joe Jonas is way hotter. Nick is a weird looking kid, no sex appeal. Joe is sex on legs.

    ————

    For a 16 year old purity ring wearing boy, Nick’s got sex appeal.

  • Anonymous

    and selena, taylor, amelia, aj etc

  • Anonymous

    haha
    I would fuck Joe, marry Nick (I would fuck him almost every night) become shopping buddies with Kevin.. and kill Nicole Anderson A.K.A Macey.. Sorry just don’t like that girl.

  • Anonymous

    camilla IS LUCKY!!! i love you joe…u are perfect!!

  • Anonymous

    People have different definitions of hot, and I think Miley is. Why should that bother you? Who are you to tell people to grow up and learn what it means? It’s called opinions, and nothing you say can change anyones.

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Fuck Joe
    Marry Nick
    ;)

  • Madgirl

    Wow thats the best picture you could find lol

  • Anonymous

    thats wasnt even funny lol just rude…….

  • Anonymous

    yes it is

    Keep telling yourself that, sweetie.
    when you actually grow a pair you’ll know.

  • Anonymous

    no mimi and yvonne

  • Anonymous

    really oceanup,THAT picture?? out of all sexy
    photos of Joe Jonas you picked THAT one??
    whatever…

  • amanda

    Wow why is it that when someone dies that person is suddenly good and everyone’s like Aww he was such a nice person! and people forget about all the bad things?
    I mean I know michael jackson was an icon, the king of pop music and whatever but he was a CHILD MOLESTER the guy was fucking SICK, he just totally made surgery for turning his BLACK skin into WHITE that’s not something people should forget about.
    The man was obsessed with children stuff and he was CRAZY! But now everybody loves him just because he died?
    Wow, what a bunch of hypocrite assholes.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    he was still a person and if you dislike him because of his mental state then thats great but since michael jackson and joe had no special personal connection then i see no reason to be commenting about him on this post

    i mean one time during an interview joe said he would love to do a recording with michael jackson . . . but with a wall between them but really thats the only connection . . .

  • Courtney

    Joe is very handsome, inside and out!

    I’m sooo happy for him!

    I love JB! :)

  • Anonymous

    fuck the shit out nick, marry joe, kill kevin

  • Anonymous

    i think that danielle miley and camilla are pretty the 3 of them so please stop no one is prettier than the other lets not fight

  • Anonymous

    fuck nick AND miley, marry joe, become bffs with kevin, send camilla to taylor swift’s house
    —-
    what the…?
    LMAO.
    this isn’t ‘fuck, marry, befriend, and send hubsand’s former flame into the LION’S DEN!’
    :D
    ——
    ahahahahhahahahah

  • Anonymous

    Kevin was on the SEXIEST list…

  • Desire Sanchez

    JOE SHOULD HAVE BEEN NUMBER 1!!!!!! WELL HE’S NUMBER 1 IN MY LIST!!!!! AND WHO THE F*UCK CHOSE THAT PICTURE??? HIS HAIR IS TERRIBLE!!!!! I LUV YA JOE!!!!

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    uh, I’m over 25 and I do NOT think Kevin is sexy, so do NOT pull the ‘when you’re old enough card.’ I also do NOT think Nick is sexy. Jonas fans love them as they should, but in reality without your rose-colored glasses Nick and Kev are NOT sexy.

    JOE ON THE OTHER HAND IS AN UNUSUALLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY WHO IS HOT ANS SEXY AND INDEED ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING GUYS ON THE PLANET. JOE DEF EXUDES SEX APPEAL.

    **

    you’re not 25.

    ***********8

    Wow, you can even read. I said I wasn’t 25… I’m OVER 25. And you’re obviously a tad uh….slow…as well as obviously delusional (and I even learned how to spell that BEFORE I graduated college sweetie).

  • kimmy4

    maybe kevin just values his relationship with danielle

  • Anonymous

    LMAO. My 7 yr. old cousin just said that she wants to be adopted by Kevin & Danielle.

  • Anonymous

    AMEN.
    Honestly I didn’t give a fuck about him dying, he deserved it he just made lots of unhealthy things to himself, he was sick and he was fucking creepy, his nose was dropping off his face.
    I will never forget that video of him saying “People are so sick minded I just like to share my bed is that bad?” He was not normal, he had really serious problems, he almost threw his baby outta the window.
    The guy wasn’t what people are claiming he was.
    Btw THOUSANDS of innocent people die everyday does someone care? NO but still maybe they weren’t racists rapers!
    America is an idiotic country fulled with idiotic people with no brains.

  • Anonymous

    in my opinion this is prettier than You. jealous bitch :)

  • Anonymous

    I think miley’s got a beautiful face, tbh.

  • Anonymous

    The TROLLS are here again?
    people who are pretending to be a fan of someone then bash the other artist for people to fight.

    ex.

    The Topic is about joe.

    then a so called “FAN OF MILEY” (fake)
    will come and say Miley is so much better than michael jackson.

    and then THESE STUPID FANS WILL ALL FREAK OUT
    LIKE HELL NO YOU MILEY FANS SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    ” YOU DON’T KNOW WHO IS THE REAL FAN OF WHO HERE.
    THEY ARE SOME WHO ARE JUST PRETENDING TO BE A FAN OF SOMEONE THEN BASH THE OTHER ARTIST FOR PEOPLE TO START TO FIGHT.”

    WHY DON’T YOU ALL RESPECT EACH OTHER?
    SERIOUSLY.

  • amanda

    so how come nick/kevin didnt make it
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    oh i know right? i am more than positive that kevin has already been declared sexy and i dont think nick is old enough to be considered sexy by a magazine without it being creepy in a way lol

  • Anonymous
  • sexybeast

    is this like an ulternate universe or did someone actuall call selena gomez real? lol
    anyway id fucknick, marry joe, and kill kevin
    omg lol! at the person who said send kevin to taylors house-ithin they would actually be worse than killing him

  • ashley

    kevin is SEXY; NO UGLY. IF U LOVE JONAS YOU WILL LOVE KEVIN, JOE AND NICK!!!!

  • kimmy4

    i knew about his show
    doc still shows in canada but in french on my channel
    but his career mostly lives through miley though i congratulate him on landing a role in the spy next door without mileys help

  • Anonymous

    i agree. haters are just jelous of miley oh well

    can we go back to joe please?

  • Anonymous

    Fuck Joe.

    Marry Nick.
    (dude, i’d fuck the shit out of him every night)

    And Kill Kevin.
    Mess with miley you mess with me bitch.

  • Anonymous

    This is not what I would call ugly at all

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/shaunae/3642320208/

    I call him gorgeous

  • Anonymous

    who cares about mj lets get back to joe and miley

    you miley fans are a pain in the ass. if anything it would be ‘let get back to joe.’ but apparently you miley fans are too young to understand mj might come up a bit being that he was sorta iconic. cant deal? step off for a while.

    —-
    “you miley fans are a pain in the ass.”

    bitch.
    you are very stupid.
    how do you know if shes a miley fan?

    STFO & Learn to Respect Other People

    why would a person who’s not a miley fan, say, lets get back to talking about her, on a joe post. think about that.
    —-

    lets get back to talking about selena.

    upss … now im a selena fan?
    oh please.

    seriusly,lets get back to talking about joe in a joe post

    —-

    that didnt make sense. if you wanted to talk about selena, you’d probably be a selena fan because a again, why would you want to talk about someone on a post not about them, if you werent a fan. i mean if you have an answer then cool but you dont seem to.

  • Anonymous

    Fuck Joe he seems like the type of guy that totally lickes you off and touches every part of your body while having sex.
    Marry nick he seems sweet and like he’d be a good husband
    Kill kevin sorry but he’s my least favorite.

  • sexybeast

    agree joe for number 1

  • Shawn

    lmfao @ the picture.
    Tim, you could of used a better picture!
    anyway, congrats joe on being sexy.

  • Anonymous

    Nick, no way.

    Joe, for sure sexy.

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Still talking about Michael Jackson and Miley?
    Well I guess this isn’t a JOE post anymore.

  • Anonymous

    where did all the miley fans and selena fans come from? gosh.

    and FYI, at least miley dosent have a fake personality like selena.

  • colly(:

    nick didnt make it cause he isnt an adult yet i think.
    but kevin should be on there at less:/

  • Anonymous

    i think he should be # one

  • Anonymous

    KEVIN IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY
    ROBERT PATTINSON IS FREAKING HOT

  • Anonymous

    #95?!? i was expecting the top 10 AT LEAST….
    ______________________

    You’re kidding right?…….typical teenie.

  • Anonymous

    billy ray is a one hit wonder who now lives through his daugthers career

    ————————-
    No he doesn’t…he does not need to use miley’s money he has his own. I always wonder why people say this even though they know billy ray works on tv show and does the whole nashville star thing and just had a new album. I also wonder why no one questions the jonas brothers parents…who obviously live off their sons…I mean where else would their money come from. The JB have said it before they were in serious debt before they got huge.

    ————–

    Exactly. BR had a career and was able to support his family financially before Miley was a star. They lived on a 500 acre farm, for christs sake. He may not have been famous, but he was still taking care of his family and working.

  • Anonymous
  • kimmy4

    okay fuck joe
    marry nick(we’ll be fucking everynight)
    bff kevin! i need a shopping buddy besides kevin looks like he has the best fashion

  • Carolyn

    Kevin has never been, and never will be, on any hot list. he is not attractive
    —-
    Thats your opinion.. so don’t state it like a true fact.
    In my opinion any many others around the world, Kevin is very attractive and deserved to be on this list just as much as Joe or Nick.

  • CONGRATULATIONS

    JOE IS SEXIEST OF THE BROTHERS, MAY BE AT THE END OF THE LIST BUT HES UP THERE, ROBERT PATTINSON IS UGLY, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING,ANY CONGRATS JOOOOEEE!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    why are we talking about miley

  • Anonymous

    Hey…The JB cancelled their Jacksonville show in FL…why?

  • Anonymous

    he shouldn’t even be on this list.

  • Anonymous

    miley’s not hot, he’s just an average girl with a messy hair and fucked up teeth who happens to have BEAUTIFUL EYES and a hot body, that’s all.
    Just grow up people and search the definition of hot.

    ———

    Grow up and learn the definition of hot?
    More like YOU grow up and learn the difference between fact and opinion.
    In my opinion, Miley is hot. Face and all.
    In yours, she’s not.
    You can’t tell me I’m wrong.

  • Anonymous

    I think it’s the Selena fans, they did this in the MMVA interview post, the MJ post, and basically every post this week too. That anonymous girl who posts like one sentence at a time, that kimmy4 girl, and the flickr posting girl. Or maybe they’re the same person lol idk. It’s getting annoying though.

    Also I know that -technically- Nick isn’t a man but cmon, they should’ve made an exception here! Lol

  • Anonymous

    omg imagine joe/miley sex! its be hot
    almost as good as niley sex

  • XD

    I thought Kevin was on this mag once for ‘sexiest man alive’ or sumthn…and seriously, that picture?

  • Anonymous

    AMEN.
    Honestly I didn’t give a fuck about him dying, he deserved it he just made lots of unhealthy things to himself, he was sick and he was fucking creepy, his nose was dropping off his face.
    I will never forget that video of him saying “People are so sick minded I just like to share my bed is that bad?” He was not normal, he had really serious problems, he almost threw his baby outta the window.
    The guy wasn’t what people are claiming he was.
    Btw THOUSANDS of innocent people die everyday does someone care? NO but still maybe they weren’t racists rapers!
    America is an idiotic country fulled with idiotic people with no brains.

    ——-

    Oceanup is also full of idiotic people with no brains. You’re a perfect example!

  • Anonymous

    you annoy me.
    idk why. you do.
    just saying.

  • Anonymous

    really oceanup,THAT picture?? out of all sexy
    photos of Joe Jonas you picked THAT one??
    whatever…

    Am I the only one who loves this pic of Joe. He looks sexy.

  • Anonymous

    more like living off of miley

  • Anonymous

    SOMEONE CAN JUST PRETEND TO BE A FAN OF SOMEONE
    FOR PEOPLE TO START TO FIGHT AND HATE EACH OTHER AND THE ARTISTS THEY ADORE.

    YA’LL ARE RIDICULOUS.

  • Anonymous

    FUCK NICK- he just seems vonurable and able to take advantage of( miley wore the pants in the relashioship lol)
    MARRY JOE- id not only fuck that sexy thing every day but hes hilarious and would keep me entertained
    KILL KEVIN- sorry kev, i like you but i have to kill you:/

  • Anonymous

    no kelsey and katy would

  • Sophie

    Why is he digging his hand into his underarm lol? Is he exploring the magical wonders of armpit hair?
    ————————————————
    LMAO! Why did they use a horrible pic of him? Does anyone know who got #1? Im curious haha….

  • Anonymous

    Yeah sure.
    Believe what you want he was a mental freak and a child molester who had money to cover all of his shit.

  • Anonymous

    mmiely, danielle, and camilla are both gorgeous!

    back to joe, hes a hot as beast!

  • Anonymous

    Fuck Joe
    Marry Nick

  • Anonymous

    Joe is one of the sexiest men IN THE WORLD!!
    thats a huge deal…
    JOE I LOVE U
    CUTEST
    HOTTEST
    FUNNIEST
    DORKIEST
    SEXIEST
    AND GORGEOUS…EVERYTHING

  • Anonymous

    lol whoops wrong link
    i meant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYwotkmcv8

  • Anonymous

    agreed.

  • janelle

    he looks hot in that pic!

  • Anonymous

    ok now choose if which jb fan youll
    fuck
    kill
    marry
    friend
    its between yvonne,jersaygirl,kimmy4,jonas4canada,mimi
    go

  • kimmy4

    so he only got 95 i would atleast expect in the 50s or 60s but 95?!

  • Anonymous

    She’s hot.

  • Anonymous

    i really dont seem much hating. opinions maybe. but opinions =/= hating. i get some people are defensive but things are quite tame.

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    LOL!
    I would be BFF’s with kevin but not because he’s gay! (he isn’t) just because he seems sweet!
    I’d marry nick because he seems like that sweet passionate guy that would make the perfect hubbie and daddy! plus he’s gorgeous and I’d cheat him with Joe, my secret lover, the one that gives my sex life a meaning, lol :p
    I’d get to have the three of them, my BFF, my husband who I’d get to fuck and sexy beast, my lover>3

  • Anonymous

    niley sex would be the hottest.

  • Anonymous

    Joe looks hot in that pic..damn boy

  • Anonymous

    but jbs parents arent famous

  • Anonymous

    This proves kevin is gay.
    I mean ANY straight guy would check her out! Nick and joe did but kevin didn’t and I’m stilll not surprised at it.

    —————–

    He does look at her a few times, watch the video…He just doesn’t make it obvious, he glances and then shifts his eyes immediately

  • aNonymous

    Fuck – JOe. he’s just one of those guys you screw on a whim when your feeling good. don’t even have to know his name. seems like he’d be great in bed but take total advantage of him.

    Marry: Nick. him you actually commit too and take your time. nothing but love

    Kill: i cant kill kevin. he seems like such a sweet bf/hubby. we need more of people like him in the world

    girls – ha um. apparently the miley fan generation is going to consist of a lot of bi/lesbian chicks. no hate on the girl, but definitely n intersting fanbase.
    ************************

    Joe….what a whim….damn bam, thank you man.lol..Holy fuck….cuz that’s what it would be…speaking only for me of course. Whooo! Yeahh…….wild and fun and when we were done…he’de be hanging around for more..and it would just be getting better and better from the time before…..

    Say yes to your OJD and yes, yES, YES to your Joebrogasm..it’ll make you feel goood! Just Saying!

    I want his HOly Joe water!

  • Anonymous

    no he aint! nick is a fro kid and very weird looking
    just because nick is the ‘presidant’
    doesnt mean he’s hotter

  • Anonymous

    tish and billy live off of miley now

  • Anonymous

    The TROLLS are here again?
    people who are pretending to be a fan of someone then bash the other artist for people to fight.

    ex.

    The Topic is about joe.

    then a so called “FAN OF MILEY” (fake)
    will come and say Miley is so much better than michael jackson.

    and then THESE STUPID FANS WILL ALL FREAK OUT
    LIKE HELL NO YOU MILEY FANS SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    ” YOU DON’T KNOW WHO IS THE REAL FAN OF WHO HERE.
    THEY ARE SOME WHO ARE JUST PRETENDING TO BE A FAN OF SOMEONE THEN BASH THE OTHER ARTIST FOR PEOPLE TO START TO FIGHT.”

    WHY DON’T YOU ALL RESPECT EACH OTHER?
    SERIOUSLY.

    —–

    True Story.
    Well those people who falls for those trolls
    are stupid. and just want to make a scene

  • kimmy4

    ok then

  • Anonymous

    no mimi andyvonne

  • Anonymous

    Joe=Sex God

  • Anonymous

    Thats even sadder yet that your OVER 25 and posting on Ocean. GTFO and get a life. All 3 Jonas guys are hot and your an idiot

  • Anonymous

    Don’t be fucking kidding me, BOYS WILL BE BOYS and that is just the way it is, plus the chick is FUCKING HOT! like c’mon is he disgusted by her?

  • Anonymous

    nicks not yet a man hes only 16

  • Anonymous

    Michael Jackson was not racist. He helped break racial barriers. The fact that he changed his skin color, is none of our buisness, and who are we to judge? He had true talent, and was inspiration to many of the artists I bet you listen to today, he helped define a generation.

  • Anonymous

    MILEY AND DANILLE ARE BOTH VERY BEATIFUL YOUNG LADYS

  • kimmy4

    joe is 100% fuckable

  • kimmy4

    he kinda looks like russel brand

  • britney

    i think going back and forth on who’s sexier is kind of useless. especially when all girls tastes are different. i mean me and my best friend have never had conflict in guys because we ahve different tastes. she usually goes for the typical-hott guy and i typically go for the cute (smarter) hott-guy’s best friend. but for each of us, our taste, is sexy. i’m not into the overt, he-knows-hes-sexy type. its more of a sexy-and-doesnt-even-know-it thing; like they don’t have to, nor should they try. like i am one of the few jonas fans that has to laugh at joe’s instyle pic because he is trying way to hard. now i know some girls find it ridiculously hott but i can only laugh. all the boys are amazingly good looking though.

  • Anonymous

    i know most of you hate them together but i love JAYLOR…their kids would be beautiful.

  • Carolyn

    I would fuck Nick, I mean c’mon:
    http://i39.tinypic.com/2hs5kjr.jpg
    Marry Joe
    and try to kill kevin, but fail because I ‘accidentaly’ bought a water gun instead of a real gun.

  • Anonymous

    stfu

    Joe is the sexiest man in the world!!

  • Anonymous

    The only work he does with Miley is HM. And it was the show who even asked him to audition because they saw how funny and great their relationship was, and it made it easy for the writers, because they use their real life conversations in the script. BR wasn’t even going to take the job, but Tish wanted the family to be together since BR spent alot of time on the road and in canada when Miley and her siblings were growing up.

  • Anonymous

    Still talking about Michael Jackson and Miley?
    Well I guess this isn’t a JOE post anymore
    —-
    I can take the talk about Michael, I mean he just died, he was a lengend
    But fucking Miley?

  • Anonymous

    lol! id fuck nick, marry joe, and kill kevin

  • anonymous

    I saw this in the magazine…Robert pattinson was number 1!

  • Anonymous

    You said it! michael jackson was good at doing his thing but he was still a freak like it or not.

  • Anonymous

    I thought you liked joe the most?

  • Anonymous

    at least Joe is on the list..thank god!! cuz its a
    list of THE WORLD!!

    in my mind Joe is #1!!! love himmmmm

  • Anonymous

    Yeah sure.
    Believe what you want he was a mental freak and a child molester who had money to cover all of his shit.

    ……..

    aw! you must be one of those people who believes famous people can get away with ANYTHING.

  • jerseygirl

    Joe is still hella sexy in this picture. He just got done playing whiffleball; probably all sweaty and hot. :D

    Boom, boom, boom BABY!

  • Anonymous

    kevin is never hot. he is always ugly
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Kevin isnt hot, thats correct, because he is damn sexy and when your old enough to realize this concept then you can appreciate kevin for how appealing and attractive he really is. Kay? Thanksssss bunchesss.

    ****************88888

    uh, I’m over 25 and I do NOT think Kevin is sexy, so do NOT pull the ‘when you’re old enough card.’ I also do NOT think Nick is sexy. Jonas fans love them as they should, but in reality without your rose-colored glasses Nick and Kev are NOT sexy.

    JOE ON THE OTHER HAND IS AN UNUSUALLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY WHO IS HOT ANS SEXY AND INDEED ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING GUYS ON THE PLANET. JOE DEF EXUDES SEX APPEAL
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    If your really 25 as you claim to be . . . then what the fuck are you doing on this website anways? Get a life! Get a job! Get a husband! Get a less teen-involved hobby! Im sorry but im not going to sit here and argue with someone who has no idea where their going in life and all they wish to do is hold internet carried disputes with teens despite the fact its extremely creepy. Please and thanksss bunchesss!

    ******8888

    Well Amanda you showed how stupid you are. I am on this web site because I like Jonas Brothers Music and I think Joe is a real hottie. I DO have a job – paying more than you probably will ever make and I do have a family. I have a great life and if you think the Jonas Brothers and looking up celebrity news on a web site is such a loser trait … then maybe you should choose to stop yourself.

  • Anonymous

    Picturing joe licking my body and touching it turned me on.

  • Anonymous

    true…………. niley sex hum………….were do i began
    id get an orginsim just watching it:s

  • Anonymous

    LMAO @ try to kill kevin, but fail because I ‘accidentaly’ bought a water gun instead of a real gun.

  • kimmy4

    nick ist weird
    hes hot and sexy
    AND LEAVE THE FRO ALONE!

  • anonymous

    Lol…ok. So he still makes his money from his sons. Where do you think the money comes from to pay a manager. Oh and billy ray was famous way before miley was
    —-
    lmfao.. barely.

    ——————–
    You can laugh your fucking ass off all you want but its the truth…and you know is. Accept it. Deal with it.

  • Anonymous

    wth? i dont know what they look like
    so i cant hcoose
    i say if we were lez who would be fuck,marry,and kill
    miley,selena,or demi
    my choice
    fuck demi, marry miley, kill selena

  • Anonymous

    why are we talking about miley
    ———-
    cause people on here can’t get off her jock

  • kimmy4

    wait what did i do? and im not a selena fan, for a while i started to like her, but now shes kinda boring

  • Anonymous

    fuck mimi
    kill kimmy4 and jersay
    marry jonas4canada
    friend Yvonne

  • Anonymous

    Why is he digging his hand into his underarm lol? Is he exploring the magical wonders of armpit hair?
    ————————————————
    LMAO! Why did they use a horrible pic of him? Does anyone know who got #1? Im curious haha….
    ———-
    Idk, but i have a feeling its probably Rob Pattinson..

  • Anonymous

    billy ray is a one hit wonder who now lives through his daugthers career

    ————————-
    No he doesn’t…he does not need to use miley’s money he has his own. I always wonder why people say this even though they know billy ray works on tv show and does the whole nashville star thing and just had a new album. I also wonder why no one questions the jonas brothers parents…who obviously live off their sons…I mean where else would their money come from. The JB have said it before they were in serious debt before they got huge.

    ————–

    Exactly. BR had a career and was able to support his family financially before Miley was a star. They lived on a 500 acre farm, for christs sake. He may not have been famous, but he was still taking care of his family and working.

    ——

    THANK YOU BOTH.
    When Miley was an infant living on a 500 acre farm, was she the one
    paying for it? Um… I THINK NOT.

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    You are rude.

  • Anonymous

    Joe Jonas is sexxayy

  • Anonymous

    but jbs parents arent famous

    they were in a little band/group slash thing that never took off..

  • Anonymous

    Camilla is WAY HOTTER than Miley is just that teenies can’t appreatiate that because MILEY IS THE HBIC! and no one can be better than her ever! that is just annoying like seriously she is cute and she has a nice body but she’s not even that pretty.

  • DODAt!

    omgsh, id totaly fuck demi shes hot, and then amrry miley because shes hott to and seems really nice, kill selena bc shes boring and i dont wanna fall alseep everyday ahhaha

  • Anonymous

    lol. the things you say. out there… but hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    OMG! I can do without hearing about Miley and anything on Nileys sex life, if there even is one.

  • Anonymous

    really?
    are you serious?

    again
    The TROLLS = people who are pretending to be a fan of someone then bash the other artist for people to fight.

    ex.

    The Topic is about joe.

    then a so called “FAN OF MILEY” (fake)
    will come and say Miley is so much better than michael jackson.

    and then THESE STUPID FANS WILL ALL FREAK OUT
    LIKE HELL NO YOU MILEY FANS SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    ” YOU DON’T KNOW WHO IS THE REAL FAN OF WHO HERE.
    THEY ARE SOME WHO ARE JUST PRETENDING TO BE A FAN OF SOMEONE THEN BASH THE OTHER ARTIST FOR PEOPLE TO START TO FIGHT.”

    WHY DON’T YOU ALL RESPECT EACH OTHER?
    SERIOUSLY.

  • kimmy4

    wow nobodys fucking or marrying kevin
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/32385009@N05/3661304571/

  • sexybeast

    i fin Rb Pattinson ugly, he looks like he never showers and is a pot-head
    joe shouldve been in the top 20 at , so should zac efron least…………..hugh jackman should be 1st and shia should be in the top 10

  • Anonymous

    Lol…ok. So he still makes his money from his sons. Where do you think the money comes from to pay a manager. Oh and billy ray was famous way before miley was
    —-
    lmfao.. barely.

    ——————–
    You can laugh your fucking ass off all you want but its the truth…and you know is. Accept it. Deal with it.
    —-
    He was a one hit wonder. Accept it. Deal with it.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • Anonymous

    selena sucks
    selena sucks
    selena sucks
    selena sucks
    selena sucks
    selena sucks
    selena sucks
    selena sucks
    selena sucks

  • amanda

    AMEN.
    Honestly I didn’t give a fuck about him dying, he deserved it he just made lots of unhealthy things to himself, he was sick and he was fucking creepy, his nose was dropping off his face.
    I will never forget that video of him saying “People are so sick minded I just like to share my bed is that bad?” He was not normal, he had really serious problems, he almost threw his baby outta the window.
    The guy wasn’t what people are claiming he was.
    Btw THOUSANDS of innocent people die everyday does someone care? NO but still maybe they weren’t racists rapers!
    America is an idiotic country fulled with idiotic people with no brains.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i have a slight hunch you dislike michael jackson . . . and the entire american population but thats just me and whats also just me is that michael did all those things you claim to know as a fact then he obviously had a mental unstability and its not like he chose to be that way and he was still a person and honestly this is a joe jonas post so lets talk about something thats somewhat relevant to him . . .

  • Anonymous

    1) All y’all need to STFD, Miley’s the HBIC and you all know it.

    2) RIP MJ but seriously y’all can we stop predicting the deaths of other people? It’s so tacky.

    3) Joe is AT LEAST #50. No way is he any less than that!

    4) Danielle is just a normal girl who doesn’t even want to be famous so stop discussing her appearance, I doubt she gives a fuck what you think.

    5) Nick should have been #1. :D

  • Anonymous

    joe is not dating camilla belle

  • Vale Chiale

    you didn’t choose the best picture but EVERYBODY knows he is sooooooo fucking hot

  • Anonymous

    michael had a skin disease. he didn’t “bleach” his skin.

  • Anonymous

    ye ai agree just ignore them and go back on topic
    which is joe.
    i love miley and everything but were not talking about her now.

  • Anonymous

    LOL @ JB JUST twittering.

  • Anonymous

    hahahaha. FAIL. :D

  • Yaoi

    I wonder what Joe looks like naked…

  • Anonymous

    Living off of her? Miley doesn’t even have access to her money, how can BR live off of her? Miley gets an allowance from her parents, they provide everything for her. Because Tish is her manager, Tish does get a paycheck, and so does BR, they provide for their family. Miley won’t get any of her own money until she’s 18.

  • Anonymous

    jaylor?

  • Anonymous

    fuck nick.
    marry kevin.
    kill joe.

    :)

  • Anonymous

    i’m not gonna lie, I did question Miley’s judgement when she called Nick hot on Seacrest last year, but now I can see it, he’s definitely changed.

  • .

    hate bringing this up again but, you will believe what you want. i never believed the accusation. yes, he may have been a bit too friendly and crossed some boundaries, but i don’t beleive he molested any of those children. 99% of the children that tried to claim, recanted their stories.

    i sincerely do not believe anything happened in those beds. like i said, some boundaries were crossed, but i attribute it to him earnestly wanting people to come together and giving children a childhood he never had. he was always about loving and bringing all types of people together. that’s what i’ll remember him for.

    rip. prince of r&b… king of pop… michael jackson.

  • Anonymous

    Is it just me or does Nick seem the most likely to have a sex tape out someday? He just seems like he would pull a video camera out in the middle of making out haha. I don’t know why… I just get that vibe.

  • Anonymous

    Ew, Rob? Chace Crawford is hotter than Rob.

  • kimmy4

    how is he
    he broke (music)racial barriers
    hes the KING OF POP

  • Anonymous

    lol i think you’re just in the wrong place at the wrong time a lot

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO!

  • Anonymous

    HE WAS A FUCKING PERV, A PEDOPHILE! you guys complain about justin gaston, and idolize this guy! HYPOCRITES!
    and he was extremely RACIST, he changed himself to be white, and then does a song that says ‘it doesn’t matter if you’re black or white’ hahahah. what a joke! that vitiligo story is BS.
    michael jackson is a joke. doesn’t deserve to be called king of pop.

  • sexybeast

    agree.PLus, miley cant touch her money that she makes until shes 18, so how does she pay the morgage? exactly,

  • lana*

    soooooo joes amazing. lol

    random moment; im watching the poor unfortunate souls video and completely forgot how amazingly cute they were. gosh. the hair, the voices. where has time gone. so adorable. nicks little hair swipe. good times.

  • Anonymous

    me2

  • jerseygirl

    Would totally want to marry Joe. I wouldn’t be able to just fuck him once and walk away. I think once I got a piece of that boy, he’d become my drug. I would NEED him – all the time. :)

  • anonymous

    Why is he digging his hand into his underarm lol? Is he exploring the magical wonders of armpit hair?
    ————————————————
    LMAO! Why did they use a horrible pic of him? Does anyone know who got #1? Im curious haha….
    ———-
    Idk, but i have a feeling its probably Rob Pattinson..
    ————————-
    It was rob…johnny depp got second but totally should have been first!

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Oh no honey
    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

  • kimmy4

    selena would be dead with those choices
    fuck demi
    marry miley
    kill selena

  • i love JOE

    Best pic everrrrrrrr. He’s soo hot in the pic.

  • Anonymous

    I love those muscles Joe!!
    I love my cutie Joe!!

  • Anonymous

    Because I’m stating the hurtfull truth?

    http://www.lt24online.com.ar/2002news/graficos/michael_jackson_baby_berlin_nov2002.jpg

    that’s the amazing guy america’s crying for.

  • Anonymous

    Hey…The JB cancelled their Jacksonville show in FL…why?
    —-
    WHY??

  • Anonymous

    lol joe WOULD be the scandalous love affair. no hate, that as just funny.

  • Anonymous

    LMAO! Why did they use a horrible pic of him? Does anyone know who got #1? Im curious haha….
    ——–
    Rob Pattinson came first.

  • Anonymous

    The three of them are sexy but joe is the sexiest, for sure.
    He’s just fucking fuckable, generally speaking he’s bangable and when I look at him, his perfect body naked is the only thing that comes to my mind.
    He should be number one and ROBERT PATTINSON? Are you fucking kidding me? He’s ugly.

    ^^^^^^

    agree completely

  • Anonymous

    Hate in your heart only consumes you.

    ” If you don’t like something ignore it
    it shouldn’t mean anything to you if it isn’t worth your interest. However to put down/hate something you don’t like is not voicing your opinion its plain envy. ”

  • Anonymous

    lmao

  • Anonymous

    wats wrong with miley? lol i lvoeher but i agree this is not a miley post or a micheal post…… go to a micheal post if u want to mourn
    anyway joe shouldve been higher up in the list.

  • kimmy4

    JonasbrothersOur thoughts and prayers go out to the family of a music hero. R.I.P. Michael Jackson. You have and always will be an inspiration. – JB

  • Anonymous

    I can’t believe Robert is number one. GROSS.

  • maria paula adam

    my man the sexiest…. i love joe,
    I have no words to describe what I feel for him,

  • Anonymous

    No he doesn’t…he does not need to use miley’s money he has his own. I always wonder why people say this even though they know billy ray works on tv show and does the whole nashville star thing and just had a new album. I also wonder why no one questions the jonas brothers parents…who obviously live off their sons…I mean where else would their money come from. The JB have said it before they were in serious debt before they got huge.
    —————
    ok well anyways do you think papa jonas or her sons would even want her to work ?
    i can’t even see them suggesting that
    i mean they already have enough money

  • Anonymous

    im bored i dont care if you talk about selena or miley

  • jerseygirl

    LOL. You’re a riot. No need to edit for me; I get you. Love you too girl – you are certainly one of a kind. I’m in for the night; in charge of my younger sis. Have a friend over so don’t think I’ll spend too much time here.

    Jonas camp would be amazing. Only if I get to be Mitchie and finally get that kiss with Shane. LOL.

    My concert is exactly three weeks from tonite. Ya.Ya.Ya!

  • rachel

    pshhhh he’s number 1…and wats up with that pic? uh whatever he still looks hot:)

  • Anonymous

    WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MILEY

  • jerseygirl

    LOL. And he never will be! :)

    How are you today? I see this post has gone in off in about 30 different directions. WTF?

  • jerseygirl

    Fuck Joe he seems like the type of guy that totally lickes you off and touches every part of your body while having sex.
    ——————————-
    Oh hell yeah!

  • aNonymous

    Yes…..But I’m conflicted…help me! you know I don’t have the best willpower in the world and my jogger friend is hotter than hell..Italian as I’ve found out and I’m part Italian…Jesus Christ yeah…..he came over and helped our fruit trees and well we ah…yeah….tasted, but not the whole fruit…damn me too hell, my boyfriend is hot but I don’t understand myself at all…I’m my own mystery!..lol He’s 28 so older much….and has a 2 year old..I hate kids….I feel guilty but dont’ what the hell is wRong with me? His g/f doesn’t live with him and he told me we could be discreet..oh god, I hate this drama…its just chemistry! I’m listening to MJ and trying to feel good and not think about stuff taht makes me think bad thoughts..I love my bf he’s gorgeous, and girls notice him..I’m sure he’s been here without me…what has he done?!?! Jobs will be hard for me too fnd becuase of the W-2 SSN I asked my bf and he told me to be patient…I’m not patient…He said I gave you a ring, (I never wnt to marry) I want to have fun..tomrrow were going out dancing.. The jogger wants to take me to lunch..

    I dont’ alwasy get myself..you know! At least i’m not caged and am free!

  • Anonymous

    I wonder what Joe looks like naked…

    MAGNIFICENT!

  • Anonymous

    No, they don’t. How can they if the money Miley makes can’t be touched until she’s 18? BR has a job, Tish ha a job, and Miley gets an allowance from them.

  • Anonymous

    ajskgbausipgbhasgh’
    STFUUUUUUUUUUU
    seriously, why are you all bashing miley? did i miss something?

    camilla is HOT. yes she is. she is also TWENTY-TWO YEARS OLD, k

    miley’s a very pretty girl and i’ve got nothing against her but she has nothing to do with this post

  • Anonymous

    oh jesus can you imagine being married to mimi

    “dear, can you pass the bottle of syrup?”

    “you know this syrup is more than just a bottle! when miley was 10 years old she and her grandfather had pancakes together and she put syrup on top of them! so to miley syrup is a symbol of her grandfather’s love! that is miley for you, she is so loving and cares about her family! next time you bash the syrup by saying that it’s just a bottle i hope you learn from miley’s lesson!”

  • Anonymous

    why are we talking about miley
    ———-
    cause people on here can’t get off her jock
    —-
    Seriously.. I just want her to disapeare for a week..
    haha

  • Anonymous

    friend kimmy4
    kill yvonne
    fuck jersay
    marry mimi

  • kimmy4

    i questioned mileys judgement when she called justin hot on the view
    i just dont see it

  • Anonymous

    id fuck demi, marry, and kill selena

    for boys:
    fuck joe,marry nick, kill kevin

  • Anonymous

    didnt miley get something like this too?? like the 95 woman…..or mabey i am remebering wrong ha

  • Anonymous

    not in that picture!

  • Anonymous

    ROBERT PATTINSON > joe jonas.

  • Anonymous

    fuck kimmy4
    kill yvonne and mimi
    marry jerseygirl
    friend jonas4canada

  • Anonymous

    i know, i think nick is ugly…my opinion
    he acts too cocky

  • Anonymous

    why are we talking about miley
    ———-
    cause people on here can’t get off her jock
    —-
    Seriously.. I just want her to disapeare for a week..
    haha

    —————

    After you. :)

    *disappear, btw.

  • Anonymous

    i agree with #5

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    I do :) But who said marrying someone is better than fucking him ;)
    And on girls I’d totally
    Fuck Demi
    Marry Miley
    Kill selena I don’t hate her but well she’s my least favorite of them three.

  • sexybeast

    smartest person on here^^^

  • kimmy4

    you got to be shitting me

  • Anonymous

    Kevin never has and never will be on any hot list, hes not attractive.

    ———————

    people magazines sexiest man alive…..
    thats a hot list isn’t it..

    he is attractive.
    just cause you don’t think so, doesn’t mean the rest of the world doesn’t.

  • Anonymous

    i know most of you hate them together but i miss jaylor..their kids would be BEAUTIFUL.

  • Anonymous

    thats my baby booooooy <3 <3

  • Nikki

    joe is adorable :) so sweet

  • Anonymous

    eww gross!

  • Anonymous

    Lol…ok. So he still makes his money from his sons. Where do you think the money comes from to pay a manager. Oh and billy ray was famous way before miley was
    —-
    lmfao.. barely.

    ——————–
    You can laugh your fucking ass off all you want but its the truth…and you know is. Accept it. Deal with it.
    —-
    He was a one hit wonder. Accept it. Deal with it.

    hate to cut in, but say what you want. regardless he was a muti-grammy winning, multi-platinum selling artist. he left the biz on his own. doesnt mean he didnt do wellf or himself.

  • Anonymous

    fcuk demi, marry miley, nad kill selena all the way baby!

  • Anonymous

    poor kevin didn’t make it :(

  • Anonymous

    Wow why is it that when someone dies that person is suddenly good and everyone’s like Aww he was such a nice person! and people forget about all the bad things?
    I mean I know michael jackson was an icon, the king of pop music and whatever but he was a CHILD MOLESTER the guy was fucking SICK, he just totally made surgery for turning his BLACK skin into WHITE that’s not something people should forget about.
    The man was obsessed with children stuff and he was CRAZY! But now everybody loves him just because he died?
    Wow, what a bunch of hypocrite assholes.
    —–
    um NO.
    no body is dismissing the fact that there was something wrong with him mentally.
    but when someone dies, you don’t dwell on the mistakes they made in their life.
    you think about the influence and great impact they had on other peoples lives.
    alot of people have loved michael from the very beginning. yes they are a few people who called him a rapist and are now “OMGGG I LUV HIM”.
    but you can’t categorize every fan like that.
    and EVERY idol who has died has had problems. we are trying to celebrate his life, and not slam him for his mistakes. he had enough of that WHILE LIVING.

  • Carolyn

    Trying to gravitate back to JOE or at least the Jonas Brothers in general.
    Did anyone get the rolling stone magazine (sp?) yet?
    I really want to get it, I’ve been really excited and impressed by the excerpts posted and their answers to some of the questions.
    Especially Joe: We don’t need you to like our music. Haha haters shut down.

  • Anonymous

    For JB it’d be fuck Nick, marry Joe, kill Kevin
    For the girls it’d be fuck Miley, marry Demi, kill Selena

    I’d marry Nick or Miley but I’m a Niley fan and am therefore willing to let them marry each other instead :’) I am such a giver

    :P

  • amanda

    Why is he digging his hand into his underarm lol? Is he exploring the magical wonders of armpit hair?
    ————————————————
    LMAO! Why did they use a horrible pic of him? Does anyone know who got #1? Im curious haha….
    ———-
    Idk, but i have a feeling its probably Rob Pattinson..
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    is this a world list? because if so i have a feeling a bunch of brazilian hotties filled up the low numbers lol brazils male population is exceptionally hot :)

  • Anonymous

    It’s not our business of course, and it’s not our business if he raped little kids in his creepy “Neverland” house? Why are we woshipping him?
    He was still a mental person.-

  • Anonymous

    I think miley fans make it seem as if miley was THE BIG DEAL and there are lots of prettier ladys out there.
    I’m not saying miley is ugly, she isn’t but she’s not beautiful either.

  • Anonymous

    fuck miley
    marry demi
    kill selena

  • Anonymous

    That picture works for me!

  • Anonymous

    this is not a miley post…this is a hot joe jonas
    post

  • Anonymous

    miley makes the money

  • Anonymous

    Miley is fucking hot.
    Hate her or love her, it’s true.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHA
    It had to be Joe.

  • Anonymous

    her taylor,camillia

  • Anonymous

    who gives a flying fuck about the pathetic Billy Ray and his Hill Billy daughter Miley. This is a JOE JONAS POST.

  • Anonymous

    It proves nothing but the fact that Kevin is respecting Danielle by not oogling other women all the time. Kevin is NOT gay and you are a hater

  • http://twitter.com/sadiezzbby Sadiezz

    If only Nick was 18…
    Homeboy is damn sexy. *swoon*

  • Anonymous

    joe is always hott even in that pics he should be #1

  • Anonymous

    mmmmm yes, Joe is definitely the sexy Jonas!

  • Anonymous

    Uh yes he is. Time to come out of denial now.

    Anyway

    Fuck Joe Marry Nick Kill Kevin

    Fuck Demi Marry Miley Kill Selena

  • Carolyn

    no he aint! nick is a fro kid and very weird looking
    just because nick is the ‘presidant’
    doesnt mean he’s hotter
    —-
    http://i39.tinypic.com/2hs5kjr.jpg

  • Anonymous

    oh plz, she is the HBIC and you are an irrelevant oceanupper, gtfo.

    but she does not have anything to do with this post.
    joe is indeed sexy.
    nick is hotter but he is, alas, not a man. dude is still a boy. turn 18 now plz

  • Anonymous

    its jsut like 3 slenea fans posting over and over again lol its okay bc us miley fans will get revenge at the next selena post!! muaahahah
    anyway
    joe i lvoe you sooo much and udesrve to be in the top 10

  • Anonymous

    Come on Jerseygirl, we know you want to kill Yvonne

  • Anonymous

    Hate in your heart only consumes you.

    ” If you don’t like something ignore it
    it shouldn’t mean anything to you if it isn’t worth your interest. However to put down/hate something you don’t like is not voicing your opinion its plain envy. ”

    SO TRUE.

  • Anonymous

    joe is not dating camilla belle
    ———-
    GTFO and Go around twice if you are happy.

  • Jess

    Im so jealous that Demi gets to kiss him in CR2. If i was her id keep messing up so they would have to shoot the kiss over and over again!!! Although the idiots at disney probably wont allow a kiss scene. Good luck to them trying to explain it to all the JEMI lovers!!!

  • Anonymous

    uh, I’m over 25 and I do NOT think Kevin is sexy, so do NOT pull the ‘when you’re old enough card.’ I also do NOT think Nick is sexy. Jonas fans love them as they should, but in reality without your rose-colored glasses Nick and Kev are NOT sexy.

    JOE ON THE OTHER HAND IS AN UNUSUALLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY WHO IS HOT ANS SEXY AND INDEED ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING GUYS ON THE PLANET. JOE DEF EXUDES SEX APPEAL.

    **

    you’re not 25.

    ***********8

    Wow, you can even read. I said I wasn’t 25… I’m OVER 25. And you’re obviously a tad uh….slow…as well as obviously delusional (and I even learned how to spell that BEFORE I graduated college sweetie).

    —-

    sigh. you gave yourself away. only miley fans throw around the ‘delusional’ word like no other. i’ll give you 14 at best, otherwise you wouldn’t be arguing with a bunch of kids now would you?

  • Anonymous

    Kevin is ugly.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Lmao mimi is okay but that was too funny.

    fuck:Demi
    Marry:Miley
    Kill:Selena

  • Anonymous

    Why is he digging his hand into his underarm lol? Is he exploring the magical wonders of armpit hair?
    ————————————————
    LMAO! Why did they use a horrible pic of him? Does anyone know who got #1? Im curious haha….
    ———-
    Idk, but i have a feeling its probably Rob Pattinson..
    ————————-
    It was rob…johnny depp got second but totally should have been first!

    wow I was right haha

  • Anonymous

    michael had a skin disease. he didn’t “bleach” his skin.
    ———
    well techincally he did cause he had the white spots
    but i rather have him bleach and then have random spots on him for his disease

  • Anonymous

    I think miley fans make it seem as if miley was THE BIG DEAL and there are lots of prettier ladys out there.
    I’m not saying miley is ugly, she isn’t but she’s not beautiful either.

    ——-

    Um… I think she’s beautiful.

  • Anonymous

    Imao!

    even worse would be marrying kelsey, the obbessive selena worshiper, oh god i can only imagine….

  • SheLOVESNickJoeKevin

    I think this picture is HOT!!

    because joe is hot!

  • Anonymous

    ok since when we talk about the topic in a post never the world is free if you tell someone dont do this they going to do it to pissed you off just chill people i dont have a problem with miley but is true this is a joe post but yah have to understand i dont think thats a miley fan posting is a hater who wants yah to hate on miley

  • Anonymous

    i will totally fuck miley she is FINE

  • Anonymous

    Ok, I think most of these teen hearthrobs are sexy in their own way

    Joe is like, honey put down that tambourine and bang me instead hot.

    Chace Crawford is more like get lost in his soothing smooth voice sexy.

    Rob is Damn, I want you to bite me all over and not just my neck sexy.

    Zac is get lost in his eyes sexy.

    Nick is adorable when he smiles sexy.

    and Kevin…Rocking out on stage, getting lost in the moment, t-shirt soaking, hair dripping sexy.

    Ed Westwick is makes me wanna do bad things with you and to you kind of sexy.

    J-Mac is no one else is in the room and singing right to you even though your in a crowded arena sexy.

    Lol, is there anyone who wants to add to this list?

  • Anonymous

    Yes. She is not ugly but she is not Meghan Fox.

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    LMFAO!!!!!!!
    Hahahahaha

  • Anonymous

    I think you missed the point. One poster was pointing out HER preference and that OLDER people automatically would prefer Kevin, as the first poster seemed to say ‘grow up’ to someone and you will see Kevin’s appeal.

    It’s just not an age thing. Personal preferences for all. Yeah.

  • Anonymous

    I’m all cool about the MJ talk, but maybe it can be moved to the Selena/MJ post

  • Anonymous

    im a miley fan, and i dont think she shte most beatifulest person ever bc shes not but i do think she is beatiful, just not the best lol
    but i love her
    plus, wtf? rob 1st ewwwwwwwwwwwwww i just threw up all over my ice cream!

  • Anonymous

    i actually can’t stand miley,demi, and/or selena but if i had to choose it would be…
    fuck miley, marry selena, kill demi.

  • Anonymous

    he is very cute
    and that picture is hilarious lol

  • Anonymous

    I find Miley beautiful, as do many other people.

  • Anonymous

    i would totally be up for a miley/nick/demi/joe/me orgy, personally.

  • Anonymous

    This picture works for me too! Joe is so effin hot!

  • amanda

    no he aint! nick is a fro kid and very weird looking
    just because nick is the ‘presidant’
    doesnt mean he’s hotter
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    just for the next time you go to criticize someone . . . it helps if you dont use the word “aint” . . . it doesnt help you build an intelligent reputation if that what your going for. . .

  • amanda

    kevin is never hot. he is always ugly
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Kevin isnt hot, thats correct, because he is damn sexy and when your old enough to realize this concept then you can appreciate kevin for how appealing and attractive he really is. Kay? Thanksssss bunchesss.

    ****************88888

    uh, I’m over 25 and I do NOT think Kevin is sexy, so do NOT pull the ‘when you’re old enough card.’ I also do NOT think Nick is sexy. Jonas fans love them as they should, but in reality without your rose-colored glasses Nick and Kev are NOT sexy.

    JOE ON THE OTHER HAND IS AN UNUSUALLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY WHO IS HOT ANS SEXY AND INDEED ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING GUYS ON THE PLANET. JOE DEF EXUDES SEX APPEAL
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    If your really 25 as you claim to be . . . then what the fuck are you doing on this website anways? Get a life! Get a job! Get a husband! Get a less teen-involved hobby! Im sorry but im not going to sit here and argue with someone who has no idea where their going in life and all they wish to do is hold internet carried disputes with teens despite the fact its extremely creepy. Please and thanksss bunchesss!

    ******8888

    Well Amanda you showed how stupid you are. I am on this web site because I like Jonas Brothers Music and I think Joe is a real hottie. I DO have a job – paying more than you probably will ever make and I do have a family. I have a great life and if you think the Jonas Brothers and looking up celebrity news on a web site is such a loser trait … then maybe you should choose to stop yourself.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    In case you hadnt noticed i have made the decision not to carry an arguement with you and no its not because i have nothing to say (trust me i have many retorts i could throw back) its because i dont feel comfortable conversations with someone with such a large age difference from me just online its nothing personal. Im very mature for my age and i have a very bright future and im sorry if i have offended you by commenting your lifestyle but i would appreciate it if we could forget about this arguement. Thanksssss bunchesss.

    . . . . .kevin is attractive and sexy though

  • Anonymous

    I think she’s beautiful.
    More importantly, I think Joe is hot. Meow.

  • sexbeast

    ima giver lol!! i lvoe you

    my choices are fuck demi, marry miley, kill selena<3

  • Anonymous
  • kiara

    its jsut like 3 slenea fans posting over and over again lol its okay bc us miley fans will get revenge at the next selena post!! muaahahah


    oh how much more mature that makes you.

  • Anonymous

    oh jesus can you imagine being married to mimi

    “dear, can you pass the bottle of syrup?”

    “you know this syrup is more than just a bottle! when miley was 10 years old she and her grandfather had pancakes together and she put syrup on top of them! so to miley syrup is a symbol of her grandfather’s love! that is miley for you, she is so loving and cares about her family! next time you bash the syrup by saying that it’s just a bottle i hope you learn from miley’s lesson!”

    I love you miley and mimi :)

  • aNonymous

    No fuck its a real camp..sw it on tv? lmao…

    by the wy MJ is good for gettng going….1st people have arrived but fmly…..7:30 for evryone else..chat..

  • kimmy4

    guess will never get back on topic

  • Anonymous
  • Elsbeth

    What?
    Personally i think he should be higher and Nick and Kevin should be in there too. =/
    But whatever, Congrats Joe :)
    x

  • Anonymous

    there are prettier people but she’s a beautiful girl imo, again WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HER? damn you people are irritating

  • Anonymous

    Major Jonas News:

    Everyone listen to their new song “Much Better.”
    Go to 3:18 after the whole musical solo thing.
    Nick says “I wanna FUCK with you” instead of “FIGHT WITH.”
    You can listen to the song over and over.
    Listen to every other time, he says “fight with.”
    But then @ that one point, 3:18, he says “fuck with.”
    Also for those with special programs you can listen
    to the song in slow motion.
    I slowed down the song and he does indeed say “fuck” rather than “fight.”

  • aNonymous

    Yeah it would be nice to have a VIP tag for sex with Jonas…lmao..Yeah hes a powerful drgu…I keep coming back to see him and youtube and mags at the stands..yeah sex is powerful…just saying!

  • katee.

    lmao. nice picture for the post. but hey. no complaints here. he’s pretty sexy.

    but did rob pattinson really get first? i don’t understand the obsession with him. most of the time i don’t find him attractive. but then again i’m not into the greasy, unshowered look that he happens to have going on alot.

  • Anonymous

    Can you stop? Your bashing of Miley on every single post is getting annoying. We get it, you hate her and worship Selena. Neither of them has anything to do with this post. GTFO.

  • Anonymous

    Yes. She is not ugly but she is not Meghan Fox.

    ———

    Meghan Fox is overrated.
    She’s beautiful, but overrated.
    I think there are people who
    are better looking than her.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Fuck:Joe
    Marry:Nick(i’d bang him every night)
    Friend:Kevin

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO!
    I’m sorry but that picm kind of made me laugh.-

  • Carolyn

    Well my attempt to get the post back on topic: Joe/Jonas Brothers.. failed.

  • Anonymous

    fuck: Demi
    Marry: selena
    Kill: miley

    demi’s hott.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    i think kevin is hot and dani is gorgeous, but thats just me kthanks!

  • Anonymous

    I think she has a pretty face, and no, i’m not a lesbo (not that there is anything wrong with being one) but Miley is legit the only girl to make me question my sexuality. I love her eyes and her smile.
    ——————————————
    Agree 100% (I’m not lesbo)

  • Anonymous

    I saw the hot justin last year, I really did think he was hot. This year he got so lazy and messy and ew!!!! I dont blame her for leaving that loser, what a douche.

  • Anonymous

    dude is michael black?

  • Anonymous

    joe is sexy,point blank
    miley is super pretty ponit blank
    heters are stupid blint blank

  • Anonymous

    i second that.

  • Anonymous

    its the UK list! i’m from the UK and editors of heat are waaaayyyy more intersted in brish people so yeah. i bet if it was a US list then he woulde be higher and kevin and nick would be on there. UK editors probs just put him on there to get teenaers to buy that magazine!

  • Anonymous

    Miley makes money, but every cent goes into an account that can’t be accessed until she is 18. That is why they’re saying she is going to be a billionaire by that time, it’s all just piling up in the account. BR works, he released his own CD, he works on HM, and has a movie coming out, and Tish is manager, so she gets a paycheck, but like I said, it’s not Mileys money.

  • Anonymous

    I’m the one saying Camilla is prettier than Miley and I’m not a selena gomez fan! I love Miley’s music but Camilla is hotter.

  • Anonymous

    Ooooh, me too! :O

  • :)

    LOL at the pic…. His hand looks funny =]

    “Im gonna getcha with my claw”.

    (:

  • anonymous

    WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT MILEY

    ————————-
    Why not…can someone please show me the fucking rules of oceanup that say you must not talk about other celebs other than the ones who the post is about!?

  • kimmy4

    well i do remember talking about mj in the much post, and talking about him in that selena post with him in it. but i didnt bash either girls i just thought we should have stayed on topic with michaels death and all but people was too busy haten on miley and semi praising selena

  • Anonymous

    fuck: MILEY
    Marry: DEMI
    Kill: SELENA

    and LOL @ i would totally be up for a miley/nick/demi/joe/me orgy, personally

    EPIC

  • Anonymous

    He was born black but his father used to tell him that his skin and “black” features (especially his wide nose) were ugly, leading him to have excessive plastic surgery and skin bleaching to appear white.

  • Anonymous

    agreed, especially since so much of her beauty is artifical.

  • Anonymous

    Fuck Demi
    Marry Miley (i can still fuck her!)
    Kill Selena.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    i never said i was more mature.

  • Anonymous

    fuck kimmy4
    kill yvonne and mimi
    marry jonas4canada
    friend jerseygirl

  • Anonymous

    I think you pretty much started it with the whole “BR lives off his daughter” comment. Yeah, there was a few random comments, but yours was the most controversial. And now Michael Jackson, may he RIP.

  • Anonymous

    Yes. She is not ugly but she is not Meghan Fox.

    ———

    Meghan Fox is overrated.
    She’s beautiful, but overrated.
    I think there are people who
    are better looking than her.
    —-
    I was just using an example of someone who many people view as beautiful/attractive.

  • Anonymous

    GASP
    How can you kill Miley?!
    At least make her your shopping buddy or something, damn.

  • Anonymous

    haha i love that it’s a terrible picture!

  • .

    if that is how you want to remember him, good for you. but that is not how america is going to remember him. its to bad he didn’t have all this support in his last moments but he is certainly going to get it now. for some of us, the latter part of his life will never overshadow the former. he accomplished things no man had or ever will.

  • Anonymous

    Camilla is WAY HOTTER than Miley is just that teenies can’t appreatiate that because MILEY IS THE HBIC! and no one can be better than her ever! that is just annoying like seriously she is cute and she has a nice body but she’s not even that pretty.

    —————

    You are so wrong.
    I agree that I think Camilla is more beautiful,
    but that is our OPINION.
    You gotta stop saying shit like it’s a fact.
    “Camilla is WAY HOTTER than Miley is just that teenies can’t appreatiate that because MILEY IS THE HBIC!”
    …No… maybe they just think Miley is prettier… ?
    Ever think of that?

    “she is cute and she has a nice body but she’s not even that pretty.”
    Says who… you?
    I think Miley is very pretty. I think she’s got a beautiful face and body.
    Am I wrong because I don’t agree with you? No. It’s called having an opinion.

    In my opinion, both Camilla and Miley are absolutely beautiful girls. Both are gorgeous. Yes, I think Camilla is prettier, but then again, that is only my opinion.

  • Anonymous

    I love how they chose the most unattractive picture
    of Joseph in history. Meeh, hes still a roman god <3.
    As are Nick and Kev <3

  • jerseygirl

    Hey…The JB cancelled their Jacksonville show in FL…why?
    —-
    WHY??
    ————————
    It was originally a planned stop; but they took that city off the tour date list awhile ago. They never even sold tix for it.

  • Anonymous

    I think she has a pretty face, and no, i’m not a lesbo (not that there is anything wrong with being one) but Miley is legit the only girl to make me question my sexuality. I love her eyes and her smile.
    ——————————————
    Agree 100% (I’m not lesbo)

    ——-

    Guilty.

  • Anonymous

    ROB FUCKING PATTINSON IS NUMBER ONE?
    WTF?
    WHO MADE THIS LIST HIS MOMMY?

  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry but he will be an ASSHOLE to me till the end of times, the guy from Thriller, Billy jean and Beat it was gone A WHILE AGO.

  • Anonymous

    people are so judgemental . and sorta obsessive no offense . i agree to you guys , cause i like the JB, Selena and miley and i think their all awesome so i don’t get why you guys fight over which one is better ’cause i think their all friends and yeah . plus selena never did anything to you guys so back off . and miley is pretty but not the most pretties out of everybody .

  • Anonymous

    Shut up about Kevin not being on this list. He knows his place as backup in the band and not the hottie. He knows he will never be important like Joe and Nick

  • Anonymous

    I can’t believe Rob Pattinson made number one … That guy? PLEASE lmao. What more I can’t believeis that they put him before Johnny Depp. And Joe at 95? What? …

  • Anonymous

    Uhh Camilla is like 6 or 7 years older than Miley, lol. She’s hot, Miley is pretty, there is really no way to compare them and no reason to pit them against each other. I mean, if they weren’t both dating a Jonas, would you compare them? Is that the only reason you’re doing this?

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHHA!

  • Anonymous

    Is it just me or does Nick seem the most likely to have a sex tape out someday? He just seems like he would pull a video camera out in the middle of making out haha. I don’t know why… I just get that vibe.

    ——–

    I hope he does cause I know I’ll be ordering the special 2-disk edition with behind the scenes and everything.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    dude is michael black?
    ————
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWfVyBtuYWY
    yes ?

  • Anonymous

    FULL OF TROLLS!
    oceanup is getting annoying
    if they want people to still visit this site.
    they should change the commenting system.
    everyone needs to register first so we all know who keeps on posting over and over again.
    and we know who are we talking to.

  • Anonymous

    FUCK DEMI
    MARRY MILEY
    KILL THE SHIT OUT OF SELENA

  • Anonymous

    I think that person was being sarcastic.

  • Anonymous

    joe marry me? ahha jjk i know ur dating that camilla girl

  • Laurl23

    Fuck Nick
    Marry Joe
    Kill Elvis (By accident like run the dog over)

  • sophia

    ur a bitc h

  • Anonymous

    JOE IS SO SEXY. EVEN WITH THE WORST PHOTO

  • Anonymous

    Imagine marrying Katy.

  • Anonymous

    you know you think joe is the sexiest man alive when you look at that pic and want to do him like crazy

  • Anonymous

    Really?

  • Anonymous

    Hahahahahaha

    And what about carolinaajobrosfan(:??
    Dear what about buying our child a barbie??
    OMFG! NOO! That reminds me of Taylor Swift and her stupid video dolls you know the one she did mocking Joe she’s so imature!

    Or Yvonne
    You look pretty fine!
    Way to leave kevin out huh??!! I hate the kevin hate it’s so cruel like why didn’t you even mention him?

  • amanda

    Ok, I think most of these teen hearthrobs are sexy in their own way

    Joe is like, honey put down that tambourine and bang me instead hot.

    Chace Crawford is more like get lost in his soothing smooth voice sexy.

    Rob is Damn, I want you to bite me all over and not just my neck sexy.

    Zac is get lost in his eyes sexy.

    Nick is adorable when he smiles sexy.

    and Kevin…Rocking out on stage, getting lost in the moment, t-shirt soaking, hair dripping sexy.

    Ed Westwick is makes me wanna do bad things with you and to you kind of sexy.

    J-Mac is no one else is in the room and singing right to you even though your in a crowded arena sexy.

    Lol, is there anyone who wants to add to this list?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    i think this sums it up lol koodos to you for being so brilliant lol i most definately agree with the kevin sexy :P

  • Anonymous

    wow……..just wow. :/

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    check out
    http://WWW.LUV2LUVJONAS.COM

    If you’re a Jonas Brothers fan. :)
    Thanks!

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  • Anonymous

    KEVIN IS UGLY.

  • alex

    OH MY GOD I FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I THINK ITS SELENA KISSING AN EX-BOYFRIEND!!!

    LINK:
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2800364534_133f128751.jpg

  • kiara

    clearly.

  • Anonymous

    Well I think Michael still knew he had a ton of fans. His concert was very much anticipated, wasn’t it sold out?

  • stephanie

    LMFAO @ THE PIC!!! I MEAN joe is totally hot! but he looks like hobo in that pic XP

  • Anonymous

    Nick Jonas is hotter.
    True story.

  • Anonymous

    how did you guys start talking about miley and MJ

  • Anonymous

    well said….. and i agree
    i also think camilla is prettier than miley, jeex people miley is only 16, give her time to grow
    theyre are both gorgeous though, in mu opinon

  • Anonymous

    better yet
    fuck
    friend
    marry
    kill
    kelsey,mimi,yvonne,jonas4canada,kimmy4,jersaygirl, aNonymous

  • anonymous

    miley makes the money

    ——————-
    No…

  • Anonymous

    Wow a post about Joe becomes a post about: Miley vs. Billy ray: whos the real bread winner. To People talking crap about MJ, people defending him to Billy ray vs. JB’s parents: whos the bigger moocher. to random selena talk to Miley: Pretty or Ugly.
    wow.

  • sexybeast

    ahahah a nick.joe.demi/miley/me org. would be aweosme
    but nick and miley would be too focused on eachother

    hahah

  • jerseygirl

    R u still here? God – I’m sorry. I cut out to get my sister; the damn post takes too long to refresh.

  • Anonymous

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/Sf5_jOikUKI/AAAAAAAAAhQ/rY5vtMYXYJg/s400/shia-labeouf4.jpg
    —-
    Plaese tell me she is on character. OnTopic: Shia & Joe are the sexiest men alive.

  • Anonymous

    he had vitiligo..he didn’t randomly decide one day to bleach his skin.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Imagine marrying Katy.

    —–

    Is there a “kill yourself” option?

  • Anonymous

    He used to be but he used plastic surgery to look white, the disaes thing was just BULLSHIT and everyone knows it.

  • jerseygirl

    Fuck Demi
    Marry Miley (life would be a hoot!)
    Kill Selena

    Got no problem with that.

  • kimmy4

    that post was terrible
    all that was really talked about was
    OMGZ WHY DOES THAT SLUT LIKE MICHAEL
    SHE ONLY TALKS ABOUT HIM NOW
    WOW SELENA CANT SPELL
    it was an i hate miley and love selena post and people asking why miley likes him.

  • Anonymous

    joe is totally HOT!

  • Anonymous

    STOP COMPARING THE 3 BROTHERS THEY ARE ALL DIFFERENT
    gosh you people love favoritism.

  • Anonymous

    robert pattinson peaked during his harry potter days and is now a greasy fugster. alas.

  • Anonymous

    He deserves higher!

  • sexybeast

    miley doesnt make the money….
    1. She cant touch any of the money she makes until she truns 18
    2 Her dad gets paid for HM you know, and to appear places, sing, ect…… so STFU!
    YOUR JUST JELOUS AND NEED A REASON TO HATE

  • Anonymous

    hey, somebodys gotta go.

  • amanda

    Shut up about Kevin not being on this list. He knows his place as backup in the band and not the hottie. He knows he will never be important like Joe and Nick
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    and i hope you know your opinion is completey false and notice how i said opinion because your trying to pull it off as a fact when it is far from the truth my friend and when you come to realize your insecure about your own unimportance and you also accept the fact that kevin is a key portion to their band then maybe you can mature up and make some value of yourself as a person :) thanksss bunchesss

  • Anonymous

    mjs shit

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    No dude just no, it doesn’t say that.

  • Anonymous

    no offense to Joe, but where is Nick on that list? He is way sexier.
    ———-
    i agree but i don’t think nick is old enough lol
    but idk how russel brand got 94 and joe got 95
    who finds russel brand attractive ?

  • Anonymous

    There is absoultely no proof that he raped anyone. You can believe what you want but there is no proof. I don’t believe people are worshiping him, but they are giving him the respect that he deserves. He made a major impact in the music industry and history in general, his music inspired and made millions of people happy around the world.
    and what does it matter if he was mentally ill? So no mentally ill individuals derserve respect when they die? wow.

  • Anonymous

    Is it just me or does Nick seem the most likely to have a sex tape out someday? He just seems like he would pull a video camera out in the middle of making out haha. I don’t know why… I just get that vibe.

    nah. not at all. he seem like he will take every precaution for that not to happen. joe is bound to be the freak nasty with the camera.

  • kimmy4

    he is very attractive he seems so down to earth and well mannered and he cares about the fans! his S.O.S. dance is just adorable! hes sweet,hot and sexy
    k2 rocks

  • Anonymous

    OH MY GOD I FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I THINK ITS SELENA KISSING AN EX-BOYFRIEND!!!

    LINK:
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2800364534_133f128751.jpg

    —-

    What’s your point?

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    that is SO mean =[

  • Haley

    I’m 15 and I think Kevin is the hottest. I think Joe and Nick are attractive too, but its Kevin that makes me smile when I look at him

  • Anonymous

    only a teen gossip site full of girls would have a debate on who’s prettier. classic. (not that gossip and boys would ever be in the same sentence.

  • Katie

    Hm.. Nick should be in there. :|
    In my opinion Joe isn’t so attractive anymore.
    He was a while ago…

    twitter.com/LaAmarillaFlor
    :)

  • Anonymous

    Uhh
    Some girl said that Billy Ray was gonna be the next “star” to die, then some other people started bashing him/Miley. Then people talked about Michael Jackson (who just died).

  • Anonymous

    mies would be

    fuck miley
    marry demi
    kill selena

  • Anonymous

    It is a UK magazine, of course the number 1 is Rob
    Pattinson, they would never put Johnny Depp(an American)
    above him.Joe Jonas definitely should be on that list.

  • kimmy4

    ok sorry i take it back now lets get back on topic

  • Anonymous

    I’m just stating my opinion because you guys were already fighting on who was prettier, If her or Danielle so I said but hey Camilla is the hottest, I’m not even a selena fan, stop jumping on me.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Lmao you could alway’s marry Tim you’d know about all the teen gossip.

  • Anonymous

    And I don’t think Nick is on there because he isn’t technically a “man” yet.

    ——–

    He became a man one night in Savannah…

  • Anonymous

    LMAO! Dude were you born yesterday?

  • Anonymous

    kill mimi kelsey and yvonne
    friends with everyone else

  • Anonymous

    kevin is never hot. he is always ugly
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Kevin isnt hot, thats correct, because he is damn sexy and when your old enough to realize this concept then you can appreciate kevin for how appealing and attractive he really is. Kay? Thanksssss bunchesss.

    ****************88888

    uh, I’m over 25 and I do NOT think Kevin is sexy, so do NOT pull the ‘when you’re old enough card.’ I also do NOT think Nick is sexy. Jonas fans love them as they should, but in reality without your rose-colored glasses Nick and Kev are NOT sexy.

    JOE ON THE OTHER HAND IS AN UNUSUALLY GOOD-LOOKING GUY WHO IS HOT ANS SEXY AND INDEED ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING GUYS ON THE PLANET. JOE DEF EXUDES SEX APPEAL
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    If your really 25 as you claim to be . . . then what the fuck are you doing on this website anways? Get a life! Get a job! Get a husband! Get a less teen-involved hobby! Im sorry but im not going to sit here and argue with someone who has no idea where their going in life and all they wish to do is hold internet carried disputes with teens despite the fact its extremely creepy. Please and thanksss bunchesss!

    ******8888

    Well Amanda you showed how stupid you are. I am on this web site because I like Jonas Brothers Music and I think Joe is a real hottie. I DO have a job – paying more than you probably will ever make and I do have a family. I have a great life and if you think the Jonas Brothers and looking up celebrity news on a web site is such a loser trait … then maybe you should choose to stop yourself.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    In case you hadnt noticed i have made the decision not to carry an arguement with you and no its not because i have nothing to say (trust me i have many retorts i could throw back) its because i dont feel comfortable conversations with someone with such a large age difference from me just online its nothing personal. Im very mature for my age and i have a very bright future and im sorry if i have offended you by commenting your lifestyle but i would appreciate it if we could forget about this arguement. Thanksssss bunchesss.

    . . . . .kevin is attractive and sexy though

    ———

    can we all just take note of the progression in this chicks comments. look at the first couple, then the last, and all of a sudden she attempts to get smarter. sorry, just found that funny. she even turned her caps off to be more mature. nice touch.

  • Anonymous

    fuck you trolls ahahah sorry but gtfo!

  • Anonymous

    really stfu
    this is a joe post

  • Anonymous

    it sold like a million tickets i think

  • Anonymous

    WELL DUHHHHHH HE’S BEAUTIFUL!!!

  • sexybeast

    Imao
    its like were watxching enews or someting and katy would be like ” omfg why arnt they tlaking about selena gomez, shes the best thing ever……..shes god!! fuck all these other people..shes the hbic and arleady won an ocsar and grammy at 16.”

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Very long post and I missed it!
    Oh well, I missed a lot of posts this week but thats due to some awesome parties I’ve been to lately.
    Anyways, Joe is so fine, fuck Ocean for using a not so hot picture.
    So how are the Joe girlies up in here?

  • leave Britney alone.

    Nah, that’s a good picture.. It shows that no matter what picture you use, Joe will be always attractive.
    And where the hell in Kevin? Damnit, he deserves a spot.

  • Anonymous

    no some girl said hes the king of country

  • Anonymous

    yeeee. that’s my boy. :)

  • Anonymous

    Ok, I think most of these teen hearthrobs are sexy in their own way

    Joe is like, honey put down that tambourine and bang me instead hot.

    Chace Crawford is more like get lost in his soothing smooth voice sexy.

    Rob is Damn, I want you to bite me all over and not just my neck sexy.

    Zac is get lost in his eyes sexy.

    Nick is adorable when he smiles sexy.

    and Kevin…Rocking out on stage, getting lost in the moment, t-shirt soaking, hair dripping sexy.

    Ed Westwick is makes me wanna do bad things with you and to you kind of sexy.

    J-Mac is no one else is in the room and singing right to you even though your in a crowded arena sexy.

    Lol, is there anyone who wants to add to this list?

    ————
    taylor lautner i don’t find rob attractive at all

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO @ THE PIC!!! I MEAN joe is totally hot! but he looks like hobo in that pic XP

    lamoooooooooooooo!

  • Anonymous

    I mean the picture of Miley on that somebdy posted. Sorry!

  • Anonymous

    OH MY GOD I FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I THINK ITS SELENA KISSING AN EX-BOYFRIEND!!!

    LINK:
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2800364534_133f128751.jpg

    ——-

    LMFAOOO
    she cannot kiss for her life.

  • Anonymous

    LMAO!
    oh dude….

  • aNonymous

    I luv yuo but would be xtremely jealous if you wer the love interste bitch (with lil b)…….igot get my puppy..Sunday….DJ..is the name…..guess…lol

    chat later….damn toshe people who want me dead..i did write a good poem.zoe post..love jb and all the fans…vouch frr me with Yvonne..thnx…………….

    B safe!

  • Anonymous

    who on character

  • Anonymous

    That’s not even selena.

  • BritLovesJoeJonasSoMuch!

    I think whatever picture Joe takes, he is still HOT and gorgeous. I love him so much!

  • Anonymous

    He became a man one night in Savannah…

    —-
    haha. good one. :D

  • Anonymous

    well whatever. if thats how you want to remember him, then go ahead.
    i will always remember him as one of the, if not THE greatest artist of our time.

  • Anonymous

    And I don’t think Nick is on there because he isn’t technically a “man” yet.

    ——–

    He became a man one night in Savannah

    Lmao!

  • Anonymous

    out of all the trolls on this site, you are by far the most pathetic. just stop, honey.

  • Anonymous

    Yes. She is not ugly but she is not Meghan Fox.

    ———

    Meghan Fox is overrated.
    She’s beautiful, but overrated.
    I think there are people who
    are better looking than her.
    —-
    I was just using an example of someone who many people view as beautiful/attractive.

    ——–

    Oh, okay.
    I would’ve understood if you said someone who was naturally beautiful though.
    Like someone else said, most of her hair is artificial.
    And without makeup she isn’t nearly as pretty as she is with makeup.

  • Anonymous

    fuck joe!!! he looks “BIG”

    MARRY NICK HE COULD BE MY HUSBAND AND I’LL DO HIM EVERY NIGHT

    KISS KEVIN

  • anonymous

    its the UK list! i’m from the UK and editors of heat are waaaayyyy more intersted in brish people so yeah. i bet if it was a US list then he woulde be higher and kevin and nick would be on there. UK editors probs just put him on there to get teenaers to buy that magazine!

    ———————-
    There were quite a few americans on the list actually…

  • Anonymous

    shes delicious.

  • Anonymous

    fuck miley (she’s hott)
    marry demi (i fuckin love her)
    kill selena (BORING)

  • Anonymous

    STOP TALKING ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!
    He’s death anyway so it’s pointless to talk about him and he didn’t have a disaes HE FUCKING USED SURGERY TO BE WHITE!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    NEW TEAM JONAS CONTEST

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSncXjagWDE&feature=player_embedded

    ;)

    —–
    fuck, Joe is HoT!

  • Carolyn

    lmao. nice picture for the post. but hey. no complaints here. he’s pretty sexy.

    but did rob pattinson really get first? i don’t understand the obsession with him. most of the time i don’t find him attractive. but then again i’m not into the greasy, unshowered look that he happens to have going on alot.
    —–
    I’m a fan of rob, but I kind of do agree. I LOVE his accent and i think his shy, down to earth personality is adorable, but I don’t think he is really that attractive, I don’t like the greasy look too much either.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Are you freaking kidding me?
    Its called in fan pics they’re caught off guard and the cameras are ALWAYS at funny angles. Plus usually the fans only catch them VERY early in the morning, thats why the fans themselves never look so hot. Also, if you’ve never noticed, Joe gets stunned by the flash a lot, that’s why sometimes his eyes get SO big in photos.
    Now if you look at candids on their off days, Joe STILL is a sexy beast.
    For example, this:
    http://jonasphotos.org/displayimage.php?album=1605&pos=1
    http://photos.nickjonline.com/displayimage.php?album=1361&pos=4

    He looks the same!
    His tanned chizzled face is all natural.
    His muscular bod is all natural.
    There are so many candids of the guys, and in most of them, Joe looks perfect (he has some bad ones, ngl, like the one above, but otherwise, he’s looks the exact same everywhere).

  • Anonymous

    And I don’t think Nick is on there because he isn’t technically a “man” yet.

    ——–

    He became a man one night in Savannah…

    LOL.

  • Anonymous

    He used to be but he used plastic surgery to look white, the disaes thing was just BULLSHIT and everyone knows it.

    ——–

    No, it was not bullshit. You just believe what you want.

  • Anonymous

    Camilla is WAY HOTTER than Miley is just that teenies can’t appreatiate that because MILEY IS THE HBIC! and no one can be better than her ever! that is just annoying like seriously she is cute and she has a nice body but she’s not even that pretty.

    —————

    You are so wrong.
    I agree that I think Camilla is more beautiful,
    but that is our OPINION.
    You gotta stop saying shit like it’s a fact.
    “Camilla is WAY HOTTER than Miley is just that teenies can’t appreatiate that because MILEY IS THE HBIC!”
    …No… maybe they just think Miley is prettier… ?
    Ever think of that?

    “she is cute and she has a nice body but she’s not even that pretty.”
    Says who… you?
    I think Miley is very pretty. I think she’s got a beautiful face and body.
    Am I wrong because I don’t agree with you? No. It’s called having an opinion.

    In my opinion, both Camilla and Miley are absolutely beautiful girls. Both are gorgeous. Yes, I think Camilla is prettier, but then again, that is only my opinion.

  • Anonymous

    No, katy would be like a glitching robot that blurts out “FUCK CYRUS” and “miley racist” and “love you selena” at random intervals.

  • Anonymous

    HOLY FUCK SHE’S HOT

  • Anonymous

    That’s not even selena.

    —————

    Thats what I thought too

  • Anonymous

    no one even called you a selena fan so idk why you’re being so defensive, people are just saying it’s stupid to compare camilla and miley. which it is.

  • Anonymous

    And I don’t think Nick is on there because he isn’t technically a “man” yet.

    ——–

    He became a man one night in Savannah

    Lmao!
    ——–
    ok this is a JOE post

  • Anonymous

    that post was terrible
    all that was really talked about was
    OMGZ WHY DOES THAT SLUT LIKE MICHAEL
    SHE ONLY TALKS ABOUT HIM NOW
    WOW SELENA CANT SPELL
    it was an i hate miley and love selena post and people asking why miley likes him

    I know.
    People are disgusting sometimes

  • Anonymous

    imao4everrrr ily

  • Anonymous

    i really think oceanup is the only place where teen girls can go and talk about fucking, marrying, and killing all in the ame sentence. oh, and i love that btw!
    lol

  • Anonymous

    lol @ the pic

  • kimmy4

    yes remember she plays a wild child

  • Anonymous

    seriously? Only 95!?

  • Anonymous

    Um.. yes it does.
    Stop being in denial.
    Listen to it.
    He says fuck.
    No big deal.

  • Mandy

    OMJ best pic everrrrrr!

    but where are Kevin and Nicholas?

    uhm…

    Anyway I wanna say that they guys look awesome in person,not photoshopped…
    and I know what I’m sayin’…

  • Sophie

    ROB FUCKING PATTINSON IS NUMBER ONE?
    WTF?
    WHO MADE THIS LIST HIS MOMMY?
    ——————————
    I know! I dont understand the obsession with him at all! He just looks like a druggie to me……

  • Anonymous

    STOP TALKING ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!
    He’s death anyway so it’s pointless to talk about him and he didn’t have a disaes HE FUCKING USED SURGERY TO BE WHITE!!!!!

    ………

    if you don’t know anything about him, stfu.

  • katy.

    okay, i’m a girl and i think megan fox is hot. i’m just sayin. haha.

  • kimmy4

    when you marry selena all youll be having is pickle and milk in the morning
    lunch a pickle sandwich
    dinner pickles and rice

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure that this sexy piece of ass should be on the list
    before Joe Jonas:
    http://i39.tinypic.com/2hs5kjr.jpg

  • .

    that is very true. i just meant there was still a lot controversy surrounding him but the response to his london tour was anticipated to be the best grossing to date. shame he didn’t get to do it. but you are right, he did have his fans. its just funny how much love is outpoured once the person is gone that i don’t think he had seen in a while.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    haha this

    i’d take a Nick and Joe 3 some anyday.

  • Anonymous

    who on character

    Miley. Someone posted a picture of her.

  • Anonymous

    dude that’s not her, she ain’t that chubby!

  • Anonymous

    id totaly,
    fuck demi- shes just hot
    marry miley- shes hot, funny,talented,and can keep me entertained
    kill selena- boring, i dont find her attractive one bit, sex would be terrible

  • Anonymous

    chris brown

  • amanda

    can we all just take note of the progression in this chicks comments. look at the first couple, then the last, and all of a sudden she attempts to get smarter. sorry, just found that funny. she even turned her caps off to be more mature. nice touch.

    ““““““““““““

    oh i know right? i honestly doubt shes over 25 but i thought i would play along with her cover story lol.

  • Anonymous

    miley cyrus is sooo dam hot i just want to do her

    i leave my gf for miley any day she has so good as boobs

  • aNonymous

    Ok I need to leave, but my lst comment was not to me, but Jersey…

    at least Im hving fun!.. haters suck

  • Anonymous

    wasnt kevin already on some sexiest man alive list for another magazine? im pretty sure he wasssss.

  • Anonymous

    And I don’t think Nick is on there because he isn’t technically a “man” yet.

    ——–

    He became a man one night in Savannah

    Lmao!
    ——–
    ok this is a JOE post

    —————–

    Oh thank you for telling me that otherwise I wouldn’t have known….

    ANYWAYS,
    So yeah, Nick deserves to be on this list
    because he is fucking hot.

  • Anonymous

    ROB FUCKING PATTINSON IS NUMBER ONE?
    WTF?

  • Anonymous

    JOE JONAS IS NOT THAT HOTT IN PERSON, THE ONLY TIME HE LOOKS GOOD IS IN MAGAZINES WITH LOTS OF MAKEUP AND TONS OF PHOTO SHOPPING. JUST LOOK AT ALL THE FAN PICTURES WITH HIM, HE NEVER LOOKS GOOD BECAUSE HE IS NOT PHOTO SHOPPED. NOW NICK IS WAYYY HOTTER EVEN IN PERSON.

    JOE IS CUTE AT BEST.

    NICK IS HOTT

    KEVIN IS JUST KEVIN

  • sexybeast

    i have a question, how come when pics of miley kissing a boy come out, people call her a slut, but when pics of selena and a boy kissing come out,people dont recact as harshly,doubble standards much?

    i dont think any of them are slutty:D

  • Anonymous

    Guys STOP fighting.
    Miley AND Camilla both are GORGEOUS!
    Jb are sexy beasts and Selena is an ugly bitch, point blank.

  • Carolyn

    Is it just me or does Nick seem the most likely to have a sex tape out someday? He just seems like he would pull a video camera out in the middle of making out haha. I don’t know why… I just get that vibe.

    ——–

    I hope he does cause I know I’ll be ordering the special 2-disk edition with behind the scenes and everything.
    ——
    LMFAO

  • Anonymous

    im sorry but no. Joe goes above him
    idk why tweenies love this guy…eww

  • Anonymous

    You’d say hello and she’ll be like
    FUC MILEY
    MILEY DIE
    MILEY LOSE FANS
    even though she never makes sense

  • kimmy4

    his face when he seen he didnt get on
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/layla-jonas-3/3660765223/

  • Anonymous

    Whatever dude, Joe is sexy, Michael is a legend, I watched him on MTV back when they used to play MUSIC, and Miley is the HBIC.

  • Anonymous

    Yes. She is not ugly but she is not Meghan Fox.

    ———

    Meghan Fox is overrated.
    She’s beautiful, but overrated.
    I think there are people who
    are better looking than her.
    —-
    I was just using an example of someone who many people view as beautiful/attractive.

    ——–

    Oh, okay.
    I would’ve understood if you said someone who was naturally beautiful though.
    Like someone else said, most of her hair is artificial.
    And without makeup she isn’t nearly as pretty as she is with makeup.
    —-
    Yea I honestly don’t think she is very beautiful, but i can see how people call her hot. She was just the first person who popped in my mind, probably mostly because i just saw Transformers 2. haha.

  • http://jonasbrothersfp.blogs.sapo.pt JoanaLourenço

    where’s the complete list?

  • Anonymous

    JOE SHOULD BE NO. 1!!!!!!!!

    Joe IS sex! Hot, gorgeous, perfect! He exudes sex. I watch him dancing at his concerts and can hardly contain myself. I hear him singing and I swoon.

    No matter whether he’s dressed to nines in a tuxedo (wow) to unshaven with his hair pulled back playing wiffle ball, the boy is raw sex. Beautiful face, lips big brown eyes, a dazzling smile, those ARMS!!!!, a sweet fine ass, flirty and fun, cute and sweet, hot and ‘Dangerous’. Joe Jonas has it all, and I’d put him at the top of every list of Sexy Gorgeous Men!

  • Anonymous

    That is her but that picture is really old
    Who cares about her anyway

    Joe is hot but should’ve been higher on the list, seriously RUSSEL BRAND was ahead of him, wtf?

  • Anonymous

    Nick looks like that Neil Patrick Harris (?) guy – not a sexy look.

  • Anonymous

    I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH DEMI AND MILEY NO GUYS MAYBE THE SECOND TIME WE WILL LET JOE AND NICK JOIN

  • Anonymous

    stfu about her this is a joe post

  • Anonymous

    Dude it was proven to be surgery, he injected pigments to his blood to change his skin color GET OVER IT didn’t you know he was mentally ill anyways?

  • Anonymous

    okay, i’m a girl and i think megan fox is hot. i’m just sayin. haha
    —-
    okay, i’m a girl and i think Oprah Winfrey is hot. i’m just sayin.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    It really is.Lol

  • aNonymous

    Heya,..how the hell are yuo? doing myself up for poeple coming over..litening to mj…

  • Anonymous

    thats definatly selena, not that there is anything wrong with that pic, im just saying, its her

  • Anonymous

    selena isnt ugly

  • Anonymous

    lmfao

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    He’s number one to me!
    So hot sexy cute flawless the perfect man>3
    Whatever way to try to start shit Tim, he has way better pics.

  • Anonymous

    Nick looks like that Neil Patrick Harris (?) guy – not a sexy look

    Nick is HELLA HOT

  • Anonymous

    fuck demi
    marry miley
    and kill selena.

  • leave Britney alone.

    Micheal Jackson.. Awesome dude.

  • anonymous

    but jbs parents arent famous

    ————————–
    Exactly…they don’t make money of their own…they use their sons. Billy ray has his own money.

  • Anonymous

    Whatever camilla is still prettier, I mean she’s a model.

  • Anonymous

    everyone is being so mean to kevin

  • Lynn

    He should have been higher on the list — JOE IS SEXY FOR SURE!!!!

  • Treasure, yo.

    lmao. really.

    but seriously?.
    #95.
    what the hell is wrong with the UK?!.
    America too!. he needs to bump that status, hunny.

    <333

    R.i.P. MiChAEl jOSEPh jACkSON.

  • Anonymous

    Lol do you ever sleep

  • Anonymous

    joe post

  • kimmy4

    its kinda hard to stop talking about him
    the guy broke records, hes a legand. im still trying to grasp that hes dead

  • Anonymous

    Guys STOP fighting.
    Miley AND Camilla both are GORGEOUS!
    Jb are sexy beasts and Selena is an ugly bitch, point blank.

    ————–

    LOL, agreed.

  • Anonymous

    ROB FUCKING PATTINSON IS NUMBER ONE?
    WTF?
    WHO MADE THIS LIST HIS MOMMY?
    ——————————
    I know! I dont understand the obsession with him at all! He just looks like a druggie to me……
    —————-
    haha lmao lol people are in love with edward cullen
    if pee wee herman was playing edward everyone would love him too

  • Anonymous

    can’t believe Rob Pattinson made number one … That guy? PLEASE lmao

  • aNonymous

    Joe is #1 on my list…hee’s hot as hell..I love his hair all crazy and wild and don’t care if he is all dressed up….cuz I want to dress him down….

    THere are a lot of lesbians on this site..w/e..I’ll stick to men whle some of you thirst for Miley and fangirls…Just saying! W/e floats your boat!

    Hello oceanuppers!

  • Anonymous

    noooo Joe has gotten hotter now then b4!!
    nick has gotten uglier

  • Anonymous

    no. we will continue talk about him.
    and your statement makes no sense.
    he’s dead so we should just forget about him?
    tell that to the millions of people who still pratically worship people like elvis, marlyin monroe etc.

  • Anonymous

    im not the person u replied to, but i think sleena is ugly too but i have diffrent opinons than everyone else so….yeah
    i think camilla is gorgeous, miley is really really really pretty, and danille is pretty

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure that this sexy piece of ass should be on the list
    before Joe Jonas:
    http://i39.tinypic.com/2hs5kjr.jpg
    —-
    Yea, unfortunately that sexy piece of ass is only 16..
    damn jailbait.

  • Anonymous

    lmao4ever!

  • Anonymous

    Rob Pattinson IS attractive. Many people on here just like the clean cut look..
    Johnny Depp should’ve been number one for sure.

  • Anonymous

    their dads their manager and demis own
    he makes his own money not his fault he doesnt want to steal his sons spotlight

  • katy.

    okay, i’m a girl and i think megan fox is hot. i’m just sayin. haha
    —-
    okay, i’m a girl and i think Oprah Winfrey is hot. i’m just sayin.
    ——-
    okay? ha.

  • sexybeast

    ahhaha if i ever married sleena, shed prob take taylor advice and lock in a basement and only feed me pickles while she and taylor try and sabatoge nileys and jomillas marrages lol!

  • kimmy4

    no nick is sexier

  • Anonymous

    there. is. no. point. in. comparing. them.
    camilla: 22-year-old indie actress and model dating joe jonas
    miley: 16-year-old disney singer and actress dating nick jonas

    k? they’re both pretty in different ways and appeal to different audiences. enough. conversation OVER.

  • Anonymous

    i agree 100%

    Joe is flawless…#1 baby

  • Anonymous

    NEW TEAM JONAS CONTEST

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSncXjagWDE&feature=player_embedded

    ;)

    —–
    fuck, Joe is HoT!
    —–
    O yes he is.. and damn Nick is so effing gorgeous..
    and Kevin isn’t too bad either haha.

  • MaCy

    95 isnt really good. but wat matters is that he made the list:D but i think that there are lots of hotter guys than him sorry to say. but i still love u joe <3

  • Anonymous

    told another lie today
    And i got through this day
    No one saw through my games
    I know the write words to say
    Like “i don’t feel well,” “i ate before i came”
    Then someone tells me how good i look
    And for a moment, for a moment i am happy
    But when i’m alone, no one hears me cry

    I need you to know
    I’m not through the night
    Somedays i’m still fighting to walk towards the light
    I need you to know
    That we’ll be ok
    Together we can make it through another day

    I don’t know the first time i felt unbeautiful
    The day i chose not to eat
    What i do know is how i’ve changed my life forever
    I know i should know better
    There are days when i’m ok
    And for a moment, for a moment i find hope
    But there are days when i’m not ok
    And i need your help
    So i’m letting go

    I need you to know
    I’m not through the night
    Somedays i’m still fighting to walk towards the light
    I need you to know
    That we’ll be ok
    Together we can make it through another day

    You should know you’re not on your own
    These secrets are walls that keep us alone
    I don’t know when but i know now
    Together we’ll make it through somehow
    (together we’ll make it through somehow)

    I need you to know
    I’m not through the night
    Somedays i’m still fighting to walk towards the light
    I need you to know
    That we’ll be ok
    Together we can make it through another day

  • Anonymous

    I’d fuck joe and fuck joe and then fuck him again.

  • http://www.twitter.com/musicismylife Cindy

    hahaha. Thats a bad picture! XD

  • jerseygirl

    So according to these games, I’d be married to both Joe AND Miley. Shit! Life would be amazing! :)

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Lol @ the picture.

  • Anonymous

    JOE SHOULD BE NO. 1!!!!!!!!

    No he really shouldn’t.

  • Anonymous

    the pic isnt real. the lips are blurred together; no continuity. god knows if thats selena and miley only got called a slut because in the same batch of pics was sher sprawled out across some guys lap, on top and such. not saying its right, but that is the difference.

  • Anonymous

    miley cyrus is sooo dam hot i just want to do her

    i leave my gf for miley any day she has so good as boobs

    THATS MESSED UP

  • Anonymous

    Yes! They put the right Jonas on that list. The HOT SEXY one! Funny too…..but most definitely the looker of the group.

    And don’t give any shit about Nick, he’s a cute ‘totally non-sexy’ KID and Kevin is a nice guy, but no way did he get any of the HOT SMOKY DYNAMITE LOOKS AND NATURAL SEX THAT JOE HAS!

  • Anonymous
  • I like that old time rock & roll

    Well I’m guessing they didn’t go by that picture.

  • lillyallenfan

    haha its funny how everyone now is like,” oh micheal, come back, why did you die” when i remember like 2 months before he died, i saw this online poll(where an estimated 125,000 people voted) and 78% didnt want micheal to return, same thing with a poll on eonline 69% said he should retire, I have been a fan all along and was planning to go to one of his concerts in a month. ANd i mean this when i say it, RIP MICHEAL, YOU ARE A LEGED
    btw- if rob patterinson in number 1 on this list, then joe should be like -1000 ahhaah my point…..
    JOE > ROB

  • Anonymous

    Lol it’s just a game, none of us are actually planning on killing him.

  • Anonymous

    tim you dont have a better picture

  • Carolyn

    STOP TALKING ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!
    He’s death anyway so it’s pointless to talk about him and he didn’t have a disaes HE FUCKING USED SURGERY TO BE WHITE!!!!!
    ——
    When some one dies, you talk about them, its a kind of therapy.

  • Anonymous

    i think danielle is very beautiful and kevin is very sexy

  • Anonymous

    lmaoo i wonder what miley and demi would think about girls wanting to fuck them

  • Eneyi

    I love you chose like THE worst picture XD

  • kimmy4
  • Anonymous

    who cares about mj lets get back to joe and miley

  • Anonymous

    lol random……..
    i think mileys hot and camilla is like really georgeous
    i think selean is okay but has a baby face, my mom even says she has a butter face hhaha
    but i think demi is pretty

  • Anonymous

    i find it kind of hilarious how they put one of the most unattractive pictures of him.
    meh, he’s still cute either way.

    love him ( :

  • Anonymous

    haha lmao lol people are in love with edward cullen
    if pee wee herman was playing edward everyone would love him too

    …..

    no. i hate edward, but i love rob.

  • Anonymous

    pretty!

  • Anonymous

    Joe is HOT! He is number 1 on my list. Should have been at least top 10 Sexy on the Planet.

  • Anonymous

    Oh Joe, the world sees your SMEXINESS that I have ALWAYS seen.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Thank you.

  • anonymously

    nick didnt make it cause he isnt an adult yet i think.
    but kevin should be on there at less
    —————-
    So, i how come miley made to the 100 sexiest women alive the last time? She was the youngest too.

  • leave Britney alone.

    I think that #95 is a good spot for him, since he’s not from UK (UK mags usually put their people first, no offense) And he’s still young.. Wait for next year or 2 more years to see him score in the 20’s.

    ..Or it could be something else, those people didnt find him that much attractive to be put lower.

  • Anonymous

    Nick looks like that Neil Patrick Harris (?) guy – not a sexy look

    Nick is HELLA HOT

    DO NOT AGREE

  • Anonymous

    fuck joe.
    marry nick(he would be the absolute best husband)
    kill kevin(sorry but i would never fuck or marry him)

  • Anonymous

    no offense to Joe, but where is Nick on that list? He is way sexier.

  • lana*

    i love super chic[k]; love that song :)

    ps. although i love nick, joe should have been a bit higher. hehe. but kudos.

  • sexybeast

    lol selena looks like a child….but hey thast my opinon

  • djhfajklsdfhlk

    OMG I JUST BOUGHT MY TICKETS FOR THE JONAS CONCERT! IM SO FREAKING EXCITED!

  • .

    well this is the UK list. for one, they are going to be more bias to their own and they don’t typically go for the pretty boy american look which is joe down to a T, aside from his efforts to look like a hobo. (and i mean that in the most endearing way possible. lol)

  • Anonymous

    Dude it was proven to be surgery, he injected pigments to his blood to change his skin color GET OVER IT didn’t you know he was mentally ill anyways?

    ————-

    Michael Jackson was diagnosed in 1986 with vitiligo and lupus; the latter is potentially lethal but was in remission in Jackson’s case. In a 90-minute interview with Oprah Winfrey in February 1993, Jackson dismissed suggestions that he bleached his skin, admitting for the first time that he had the illness. The admission went on to promote a public debate on the topic of vitiligo, a relatively unknown condition before then.

    It was proven..really?

  • Anonymous

    glad that weirdos dead

  • Anonymous

    The three of them are sexy but joe is the sexiest, for sure.
    He’s just fucking fuckable, generally speaking he’s bangable and when I look at him, his perfect body naked is the only thing that comes to my mind.
    He should be number one and ROBERT PATTINSON? Are you fucking kidding me? He’s ugly.

  • Anonymous

    Um why are we comparing Camilla and Miley

    I like Miley better but they’re both pretty in different ways…
    Seriously there’s no reason to pit one against the other just because one’s dating Joe and the other’s with Nick

    Anyways
    Yay Joe, although I find him more cute than hot lol

  • http://anno00ak Anna

    hot

  • Anonymous

    Wow, I wonder if he is the youngest on the list? That’s quite an achievement but we all already know how sexy Joseph is.

    GO JOE JONAS!

  • Anonymous

    Mileys dad was in the spotlight before Miley was born. There is an article in People magazine where he said in an interview back in 1992 when Miley was born that he was going to go and raise his family in Nashville because he didn’t want to raise them out on the road. He gave it up back then, it was his choice.

  • Anonymous

    Nick looks like that Neil Patrick Harris (?) guy – not a sexy look
    —–
    http://i39.tinypic.com/2hs5kjr.jpg

    yep that kid is damn ugly.

  • harvey

    Whoa there’s some scary people on this site Why would you talk about killing anyone let alone one of the nicest guys on the planet Kevin Jonas. Some of you are so superificial to just like them for their looks – Kevin is by far the nicest person who cares for each and every person fans, family and friends.

  • Anonymous

    okay sorry. i just left a comment for that photo.
    anyways i don’t think rob deserves number 1.
    Depp is much more hotter

  • Anonymous

    haha its funny how everyone now is like,” oh micheal, come back, why did you die” when i remember like 2 months before he died, i saw this online poll(where an estimated 125,000 people voted

    —-

    lmao. 125, 000 people is nothing.

  • Anonymous

    Joe – top 100 sexiest on the planet? Well it’s true, he got all the looks in the family.

  • Anonymous

    I’LL MARRY NICK FOR SURE

  • Anonymous

    Thats freaky, but amazingly cool

  • anonymous

    Well I think Michael still knew he had a ton of fans. His concert was very much anticipated, wasn’t it sold out?

    ——————–
    Ye every date…I had tickets. Im like seriously gutted, he was amazing!

  • Anonymous

    Thank you.

    ———

    Anytime.

    MILEY/CAMILLA/JB FTW.

  • sexybeast

    HAHAHAH I LVOE YOU!
    ad lol when katy randomly blurts out things, shed prounce it wrong bc she cant spell for shit ahahah

  • Anonymous

    lol @ him being only #95..

  • Anonymous

    some of you joe fans are downright rude about nick and kevin. joe is not perfect

  • sexybeast

    omg some of you people are the dumbest i have ever seen in a while
    neither jbs parents nor mileys are trying to steal the spotlight or using their kids for fame. Theyre theyre kids for heavens sake! And im sure they love them with all their hearts.

  • Anonymous

    lol @ that pic of sleena!

  • Anonymous

    You’d say hello and she’ll be like
    FUC MILEY
    MILEY DIE
    MILEY LOSE FANS
    even though she never makes sense

    ———-

    No she’d be more like

    FUC MILLY
    MILLEY DY
    MILLY LOSSE FAS

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Oh baby, I was first. 8D

  • Carolyn

    but jbs parents arent famous

    ————————–
    Exactly…they don’t make money of their own…they use their sons. Billy ray has his own money.
    ——-
    lmfao.. no.

  • Anonymous

    Lol do you ever sleep

    ——-

    LMFAOOOOOO.
    i love you
    be my bff.

  • kimmy4

    he plays edward
    a romantic vampire girls see rob as that
    they want to have there blood sucked by him

  • Anonymous

    who cares about mj lets get back to joe and miley

    you miley fans are a pain in the ass. if anything it would be ‘let get back to joe.’ but apparently you miley fans are too young to understand mj might come up a bit being that he was sorta iconic. cant deal? step off for a while.

  • Miley&&Demifan4Sho

    As he should, cause he is sexy!
    (:

  • echokingston

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0usFdyV3skc&feature=channel_page
    can you guys help her get more subbers?
    She needs them i’m not her but i wanna help put the
    word out about her, her Niley stories are so
    good :)!

  • Anonymous

    agreed. joe is number 1 in my book tooo

  • joejonasluver

    hot

  • Anonymous

    http://photos.mileyrayweb.com/displayimage.php?album=506&pos=2

    ————

    god damn…i would do her and all 3 JB if I got the chance…

  • Anonymous

    he is a good dad.
    he raised miley the right way, not in hollywood or the spotlight……… he gave up his career so she could have a ormal childhoood…..thats courage.

  • Anonymous

    So according to my results I’m:

    Fucking Joe and Demi
    Marrying Miley and Nick
    Killing Kevin and Selena.

    I can totally live with that :)

  • Sarah

    Haha yehh >> sexiest !!!! haha nice hair >> Soo not !! :p:p

    Demi Rockz !! xx

  • Anonymous

    i agree. haters are just……_________
    filll in the blank lol

  • aNonymous

    LMAO!… Work it girl…lol

  • Anonymous

    PLEASE CAN WE JUST AVOID HER IN ONE FUCKING POST?

  • Anonymous

    miley hasnt had a post in a long time

  • Anonymous

    at least selena is real unlike miley!
    fake tan, fake hair, fake teeth and fake boobs.

  • Anonymous

    lmaoo i wonder what miley and demi would think about girls wanting to fuck them

    —-

    i’d wouild be flatterd if i was them

  • Anonymous

    seriously.

  • leave Britney alone.

    Your stating that like it’s a fact. Some people think Kevin or Nick is the sexiest too, like me :).

  • SJS

    That is the silliest picture to use for this post. Shoulda been one of his Rollingstone or Instyle magazine pics.

    He definitely deserves to be on this list, but much higher. They put a lot of guys on here that I not only don’t find attractive, but that I find repulsive. Oh well, most of us with eyes know that Joe is sexy whether some list includes him or not. :)

  • Anonymous

    NEW TEAM JONAS CONTEST

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSncXjagWDE&feature=player_embedded

    ;)

    —–
    fuck, Joe is HoT!
    —–
    O yes he is.. and damn Nick is so effing gorgeous..
    and Kevin isn’t too bad either haha.
    —-
    lmao i love kevin :)

  • Anonymous

    he deserves #1

  • Anonymous

    JOE SHOULD BE NO. 1!!!!!!!!
    ——-
    I love Joe don’t get me wrong but no sweetheart not at all.

  • Anonymous

    Lmfaoooooooo @ you thinking that was a Miley fan.
    Oh man, you are so amusing. You complain about Miley on every post… and then complain about people complaining about Miley. Tee hee.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    everyone is being so mean to kevin

    dude. relax. everyone wants to kill selena and you dont see anyone throwing a pity party. i love selena; she’s amazing but that’s how the cookie crumbles. can’t please everybody.

  • ForRealz

    hahaha!!! That pic makes him look like tim burton!

  • Anonymous

    its weird that i still think hes hot in that picture

    ****************

    No, it’s not wierd. Joe is pretty much hot in ANY picture and in person. He is just a naturally beautiful sexy guy for sure.

  • Anonymous

    “kevin isn’t too bad either” Thats an understatement. He is very sexy

  • kimmy4

    joe jonas is 100% fuckable

  • Anonymous

    first it was the king of rock( Elvis Presely)RIP
    then the king of pop ( Micheal Jackson) RIP
    all we have left his Billy Ray Cyrus the king of Country?
    —–
    No.

    —————

    If anyone’s the king of country, it’s Johnny Cash.
    Peace.

  • Anonymous

    long live selena

  • Anonymous

    I don’t find joe attrachtive with his hair curly.
    But on camprock? Holy shit that is hot. so yeah i think he got uglier

  • Anonymous

    okay i agree kinda and i respect Mj and all….but that person is also right, this is not a micheal jackson post, if you want to mourn over mj, go to a micheal jackson post on oceanup, or on another website were they are talking about micheal, again no offense intended

  • Anonymous

    troll alert! ignore them people

  • sexybeast
  • Anonymous

    CHAUNCEEEE!

  • Hehe.

    *Snickers*. That has got to be one of the worst pictures of Joe around, but he is still mighty fine! Seriously 95 out of 100, no, Joe needs to be like…. 43. =)

  • Liam

    LMFAO. This would happen to one of you guys.

    http://tinyurl.com/mc7my6

  • Anonymous

    LMAO!

  • http://twitter.com/sadiezzbby Sadiezz

    Nice pic, you smartasses. ;p
    Hm. No Kevin? :(
    And I don’t think Nick is on there because he isn’t technically a “man” yet.

  • Anonymous

    enough with miley

  • Anonymous

    i’m not a miley fan

  • Anonymous

    No.

  • Anonymous

    lol i have those exact same results B)

  • Anonymous

    http://photos.mileyrayweb.com/displayimage.php?album=506&pos=2

    ————

    god damn…i would do her and all 3 JB if I got the chance
    ——
    me too sweetheart
    & i’m straight.. but she makes me bicurious.Lol

  • Anonymous

    he is not a good dad

  • Anonymous

    first off hoe the fuck can u acuse a 16 year old of having breat implants, shes not fully develpted yet.
    and even without makeup i think miley looks better than selena
    selena looks are quivalent to those of a little 5 year old.

  • jerseygirl

    LOL. Having a party, huh?

    I can’t stay on this post. Literally takes over five minutes every time I post. I hope I can see you on another post tonite. Rumor has it JB will be singing Beat It tonite at their concert.

    In the meantime, stay out of trouble missy. And don’t do anything you’ll regret later. ;)

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    I still find him hot in this picture.

  • .

    but jbs parents arent famous

    ————————–
    Exactly…they don’t make money of their own…they use their sons. Billy ray has his own money.
    ——-
    lmfao.. no.

    well in a sense, since their father is their manager, he is getting his own salary just like johnny wright. but yes, billy ray does have his own money.

  • Anonymous

    Oh plz, you’re just jealous that your rack pales in comparison to that of the HBIC. They’re alllllllllll natural, bb.

    Anyway, I’ve only started to find Joe attractive recently. I hated his old hair, I like this curly-ish one a lot more.

  • Anonymous

    love how we are still commenting on this post and it has completely gone away from joe jonaa being on the list.
    whatever i’m cool with that!

  • Anonymous

    who cares about mj lets get back to joe and miley

    you miley fans are a pain in the ass. if anything it would be ‘let get back to joe.’ but apparently you miley fans are too young to understand mj might come up a bit being that he was sorta iconic. cant deal? step off for a while.
    —————–
    agreed he’s a legend there will be no one better then him
    and there will never be another MICHAEL JACKSON

  • Anonymous

    http://watch.muchmusic.com/muchmusic-video-awards/2009/mmva-09—uncut-interviews/#clip186162

    LOL @ NICK&JOE CHEKIN’ LEAH MILLER OUT THE WHOLE TIME

    ————–

    You know..If I wore a dress that looked like I glued sequence all over my body, I’m pretty sure i’d be checked out by them too.

    I’m embarrassed for her.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    ahahah a nick.joe.demi/miley/me org. would be aweosme
    but nick and miley would be too focused on eachother

    trufax lmao!

  • Anonymous

    Stop! Kevin is just plain ugly and so is his girlfriend. I feel sorry for the kids they will have together. Camilla and Miley outshine Dani in every way

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    If he really said fuck then the song wouldn’t make sense, plus they just wouldn’t come up with a sentence like I wanna fuck with you in a song if they didn’t dare to say BITCH! It doesn’t make sense.
    When you say fly or fight it does make sense with the next sentence bu not fuck plus disney would ban it! they made demi said hold me instead of kiss me and they’ll just let the bros say I wanna fuck with you!

  • Anonymous

    its weird that i still think hes hot in that picture

  • Anonymous

    thats your opinion not a fact i happen to think nick is

  • Anonymous

    i see you whine about miley in just about every post i read. i think you need a break from oceanup, tbh.

  • untouchable!

    IMao4ever! but i agree i think selena ugly too

  • amanda

    i think they should make a personality list every once in a while that would capture my interest . . .

    . . . or a most embarassing photo list that would definately catch my eye lol im sure this picture of joe could make it on that list somewhere . . . jk lol

  • Anonymous

    um i think
    miley is hot
    demi is really pretty
    selena has a cute face

  • Anonymous

    really i like miley but this is a joe post

  • Anonymous

    yes but out of all those people 78% wanted him to retire.
    using these facts you can do some math and predict the percentage of people who want him to retire with a higher number of people.