Jesse Eisenberg MOBBED For LOOKING Like Nicholas Jonas

Adventureland actor Jesse Eisenberg is often mobbed by screaming teenage girls, who mistake him for Nick Jonas, reports Contact Music. Jesse said that he isn’t famous enough to be recognized and thought he could walk around unnoticed. However, Jesse revealed:

I get recognized as a Jonas Brother all the time. I went to a funeral and this girl ran up to me out of breath. She lives across the street from the cemetery and she was hyperventilating because she thought I was a Jonas Brother.

Someone thought I was a Jonas Brother on a plane coming from New York to LA. I don’t know their names so I’m sure it’s the Jewish-looking one! What would be a good idea is signing their names for an autograph. It would be subtle revenge although they’d be happy, it’s a better autograph than mine!’

  • Anonymous

    this nigga is ugly NICK IS BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT

  • Anonymous

    “Kevin?” I hear Nick whisper.

    “Yeah?”

    “I can’t sleep still” he says.

    “How come?”

    “I keep thinking. I’ve been having a lot of issues with uh, a crush I have. I think that’s why I have bad dreams so much.”

    “It’s over a girl you like?” I question.

    “Um, not a girl” he says so quietly that I have to strain to hear him, even in the dead silence of the room.

    “Who?” I ask semi hopefully.

    It’s stupid to think it’d be me. Because until now I didn’t realize just how much Nick means to me.

    “It’s not important. But your comfort makes it go away. So, I’m sorry, you can sleep again.”

    “ok” I say. Something suddenly overcomes me and I lean in to kiss the tip of his nose. He lets out an adorable squeak of surprise and his hand grips part of my boxers and part of my bare skin. I laugh a little louder than last time, “sorry.” I say.

    “S’okay. G’night Kevin.” he says longingly, almost adorningly and once again I get that hopeful feeling.

    “Kevin”

    “What?” I ask, still fully awake.

    “Can I tell you one last thing? And don’t punch or hate me?”

    “Never,” I answer truthfully.

    He leans forward and presses his pouted lips against my thin ones. Just as quick as they appeared on mine, they were gone. My eyes remain closed and my heart beats out of my chest in excitement. I move my hand o his thick and curly hair and pull his face towards mine kissing gently again. I suck slightly on his puffy bottom lip and he moans.

    He rolls slightly and lifts his leg over my body, he straddles me, my comforter still covering both of us.

    This has to be a dream.

    I feel my 15 year old brother grind against my boxer clad and erection and he moans, his hot breath dancing over my neck and ear.

    I bite my bottom lip and grip his hips flipping us over. He moans and I place my hand over his mouth so Joe isn’t woken up. His tongue touches my palm and I loosen my grip. Nick moves his face and sucks two of my fingers into his warm, wet mouth. I moan and grind roughly into his crotch. He moans loud around my fingers and it’s almost funny because Joe moans from his bed. It was like a chain reaction. But Nick and I stop quickly and stare in Joe’s direction like two deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming semi truck. When we realize Joe is still very much asleep, Nick sucks on my fingers once again. He thrusts his hips upwards and moans again around my fingers.

    “Nick, we can’t do this right now. Not with Joe in the room.” I say with disappointment peppering my voice.

    He looks up at me, his doe eyes glisten in the moonlight and my breath abandons my body completely. My fingertips rest against his bottom lip and his hand is gripping my wrist. He looks so vulnerable, young and wanting, and sexual and I just want him more than ever.

    As if reading my mind he speaks softly, “Kevin, I want you.” It was pleading. He was begging me to take him, begging me to rid him of his pure, untouched image. He lets go of my had and pulls his purity ring from his finger. I stare down at him through my half straightened hair. “I’m serious, Kev. I want you to violate me, to take my purity away from me, make me stop lusting after you. I want you to have me, take me, hurt me. Please Kevin, I’m begging you to take me right now.”

    He was babbling and repeating himself. I could’ve come right then, just his begging made me harder, if possible. But I’m so hard for him, it’s starting to hurt. But I can’t take him up on his offer, he’ll regret it tomorrow and he’ll hate me.

  • Anonymous

    JONAS PORN???

    GROSS

  • Anonymous

    I grab his ring and his left hand, sliding the ring back onto his ring finger, “I can’t Nick. As much as I want to, and God how I want to, I won’t do it.” I say.

    “Why not? Kevin, please. I’m ready. I’ve been wanting you for I don’t know how long! The first wet dream I had when I was like 12 was about you.” Nick confesses.

    I climb off him and shake my head. Sadly I turn to leave my bedroom and I hear a choked sob from Nick. I walk down the stairs and into our family room and sit on the couch. I try to not think about Nick crying and what could be happening right now. But the thoughts don’t go away, only the ones of Nick crying disappear. I can’t stop thinking about making love to him, holding his body to mine, making him cry out in pleasure.

    I stand abruptly from the couch and run through the moonlit house, up the stairs and back into my room. Nick is still crying. I walk to my bed and climb in behind him, and lay down in a spooning position.

    “Nicky, baby, I’m so sorry. Don’t cry anymore.” I say.

    “I just made a fool of myself. How am I not supposed to cry Kevin? I just spilled my fucking heart to you and told you to do everything and anything you want to me. And you rejected me.”

    “I didn’t mean it to reject you. I just don’t think you’re ready. You’re 15, I don’t want you to regret anything.” I say and rub his bare side.

    “Kevin, I’ve thought a lot about this and you’re the one I want. The one I want to give myself to. And I say I’m ready because it’s not like I can marry you, it’s illegal on so many levels, so this is the only way. But I guess I understand.” He moves to get up but I grab him, pulling him back down. I kiss the back of his neck and he shivers.

    “If you’re ready,” I whisper against his neck, “then I’m ready.”

    He shivers again and reaches behind him to grope around for my hand, he squeezes, “I am. I promise.”

    I let go of his hand a rub his side again, this time pulling at his boxers. He turns on his back a lifts his hips pulling them completely off. He leaves them under the covers and lays back on his side, his bare back feels so good against my bare chest. He grabs my right hand and sucks the same two fingers back into his mouth. I groan at the feeling of his mouth again. When he pulls them out of his mouth I immediately put them to his entrance.

    I press both into Nick’s body and he whimpers.

    “I’m sorry” I whisper.

    I thrust them in and out slowly but my wrist starts to hurt so I stop for a moment.

    “What’s wrong? It felt good.” Nick says.

    “My wrist started hurting. Did you really like it?” I ask.

    “Yeah,” he says and pushes back on my fingers making himself moan.

    I bite my lip.

    “Do you like this or do you want my dick?” I ask. I didn’t mean for it to come out so provocatively but it did. Nick moans.

  • Anonymous

    “I like when you talk like that, it’s hot,” he says, “and yeah Kev, I want your dick.”

    I smile and pull my fingers out of him.

    “Hold on, kay?” I tell him. He nodes and I stand, looking over to make sure Joe is still asleep before taking my boxers off and pumping some lotion into my hand. I lay back down, my chest to his back once again and I rub over my cock with the lotion, coating myself before pressing into Nick’s body without warning.

    His hand grips my thigh painfully.

    “I’m so sorry” I say against his ear and kiss it slightly.

    He says nothing, but he grinds backwards, making me enter him further and he groans in a mixture of pain and pleasure. I let out my own moan at how fucking hot and tight he is. I bite my lip hard and pull out slowly and thrust in again. I’m already starting to sweat and so is Nick. His neck is damp against my lips and he moans when I push all the way in and grind against him. My cock rubbing against his prostate.

    “Do you like this?” I ask through gritted teeth.

    He whines and I continue my assault on his “spot”.

    “K-Kevin. It feels so good that it hurts,” he stutters, “I’m already gonna come. Please move.” he begs.

    I grind one last time before pulling out and thrusting as hard into him as I can in this awkward position. Every thrust into his tight body sends me to heaven and back again and he lets out a small moan every time.

    I can feel my cock throbbing and my stomach muscles tense up. The pleasure is almost unreal. I grip Nick’s hip and continue to thrust, each time getting faster and harder.

    “Nick, you’re so fucking tight, you feel so good on my cock baby.” Talking like this isn’t normal behavior for me, but Nick likes it and he moans again.

    “Ooooh god. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin,” he moans my name over and over.

    I run my hand along his naked body and squeeze his ass gently and he squeaks that same adorable squeak.

    “I wanna ride you” Nick says breathlessly.

    I will do anything right now for him. I pull out and roll onto my back pulling him onto my lap and he immediately impales himself onto me.

    I groan and grab his hips as he quickly lifts up and down on my cock at a continuous pace.

    For being only 15, he has quite a bit of stamina, I honestly didn’t think he’d last this long.

    Nick slams down onto my cock one last time before tossing his head back and grinding against me, literally riding me. His fingertips run down my chest.

    “Fuck, you’re sexy” I say to him.

    “Mmmm, thanks” he replies in a cocky manor and I laugh. But it quickly turns into a loud moan when he lifts up and impales onto me again. I watch in awe and continue to moan and groan obscenities as you bounce up and down in my lap.

    He licks over his swollen lips, “Kev, I’m gonna come.” He moans.

    I say nothing but grab his hips and thrust up into him and he tosses his head back again. His muscles tighten deliciously around my cock and I moan as his warm come hits my lower stomach. I follow soon after, spilling into his body. We moan in contentment as we quietly ride out our orgasms.

    He climbs off of me and lies down next to me, both of us winded.

    The few minutes of silence is interrupted by and unexpected voice, “next time you guys decide to do that, wake me up so I can go sleep in Nick’s room,” Joe says sleepily.

    Nick and I jump, both scared to death, but realize Joe isn’t freaked out, just annoyed.

    “It was pretty hot though. I definitely need a change of underwear.” He adds.

    I laugh and turn to Nick, pulling him against my body.

    I nod and pull his purity ring from his finger, him following suit with mine. I set them both on my night stand and kiss his lips tenderly before drifting to sleep.

  • Anonymous

    WHAT
    THE
    FUCK

    seriously though

    WHAT
    THE
    FUCK
    IS
    THAT

  • Anonymous

    D:

  • Anonymous

    get a brain. MJ beats everyone.

  • Anonymous

    that sums up my thoughts exactly
    i am scarred
    and scared

  • Anonymous

    wtf

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahahaha i didn’t catch that. priceless

  • Anonymous

    lmao their white, their so dark because their mom is italian

  • maggie

    woooow. ok dumbass. let’s try and make this a little easier for you. I’m not pointing out your shitty typing skills, there’s a lot of grammar illiterate idiots on this site, so that doesnt even make a difference (but haha at your bullshit iphone excuse btw). its WHAT you typed, not how you typed it.
    get ready to look like a fool.
    you first have a ludacris story about how you “ironically” rode a jetski with a friend of yours who flew across the country to see you just like nIck did for Miley?
    LMAO. just…lmao at that.
    then you ask us, what’s your proof they are together, “the larry king interview?”.
    And you go on about how Nick never said “I’m dating Miley” in the interview and because of that never being stated in the interview you said THIS: “so until theres complete proof im not believing anything.”.

    and your supposed to be an “insider”. am I correct? yeah, haha read it ONE more gain to realize how that doesnt connect in ANY delusional realm you even possibly live in.

    now, who think this bastard looks like an idiot?? any takers? ha cuz I sure as hell do.

    God, this just made my night. thanks for entertaining me. its always such fun to make someone look like a dumbass.

  • Anonymous

    Same here. D:
    I think I just read Jonas porn.

  • Anonymous

    I agree completely.

  • Anonymous

    fail.

  • kimmy4

    nick looks better

  • Anonymous

    lmao.

  • Anonymous

    1st :D

  • holly

    hahaha, love em both!

  • d

    lolol the jewish looking kid. that part made me laugh.

  • Jayme

    He does not look like nick, nick is hotter then him:)

  • Shawn

    He doesn’t even look like him.
    The only thing that would resemble Nick, is his hair.

  • Anonymous

    Nick looks 12 million times hotter.

  • Anonymous

    are you kidding me?
    nick is hotter

  • XD

    LMAO WOW, girls just pounce on him cuz he looks like The Jewish lookin one XD Haha, I feel bad for Jesse though…like crazy Nick J

  • lalaala

    seriously oceanup? this is old news

    hey everyone to start off topic drama—miley and nick are soooo never gonna happen again
    so all you little teenies shoould shutup about two 16 year olds relationship statuses

  • http://www.twitter.com/aminatj Aminat

    wow, i never really thought that Nick looked jewish but ok and Nick J looks 1000000000000000000000000% better than the other dude…tru fax!

  • Anonymous

    ahaha! at the fight that say selena and demi is still stuck with disney.

    well miley is too, every attempt at her breaking out sounds like fail. her tour just as ‘miley cyrus’ for break-out the ticket sales didn’t even do that well. it didn’t even BEGIN to compare with bobw tour. she’s signed on for a FOURTH season of hm so guess what, she still has like a year and a half/two years of being little hannah. and on top of that, she broke the contract disney has of 65 episodes to sign on for another season. so obv, she still wants to be disney. the last song sorta looks like a rip off of the notebook….but i’ll admit it looks good. but really, that new movie with hugh jackman, that shit looks like it’s been done a million times. ‘herris’ and it’s a remake of an 80’s movie that was way better.

    selena dosen’t have too long left with disney. she isn’t doing anything disney after wizards and by contract she only has less than 20 episodes left. which could all be killed out in season 3 – which is more than likely her last season. hence why she’s talked about about leaving disney. and she’s doing ramona and beezus, and if sells well then she will most likely be taking another installment. she has a few offers lined up for more movies outside of disney on the dl also, she’s been on ‘business’ dates, nothing is final tho.

    if anything demi has the longest with disney, since sonny has the most episodes to go. and she’s going to be be tied in as ‘mitchie’ from camp rock.

    selena made the good decision, honestly. wizards is a good show, it gets nice ratings, but it’s not merchandising or popular as big as hannah montanna so not everyone is going to relate to her as ‘alex russo’ – smart smart girl.

  • Anonymous

    i used to think the jonas brothers were jewish lmao

  • Anonymous

    Sonny was reading the newest edition of J-14 magazine in the commissary. She was too caught up in the articles that she barely acknowledged anyone around her, let alone says anything. She would gasp if she saw anything juicy, giggle if she read anything cute, and roll her eyes if she read anything cocky about Chad Dylan Cooper.
    Suddenly, one page made her skin crawl and her eyes widen. She read the headlines and stood up abruptly from her seat. “Oh my God, no!” she whined.
    Chad gave her a strange look. “What is wrong with you?” he asked. “Did another company admit that Mackenzie Falls is better?” he asked in a fake sympathetic voice. Sonny sneered at him and shook her head.
    “No, worse: Niley is back together!” she screeched, showing Chad the page. “The apocalypse has begun!” she exclaimed a bit too overdramatically. Chad shrugged, finding no interest at all.
    “So? That’s a good thing. They were better off together.” Sonny gasped and smacked his arm. “Ow! Hey!” he whined, rubbing his arm.
    “Are you delusional?! Nelena was a whole lot better than Niley!” Chad scoffed.
    “Okay, sure,” he said sarcastically.
    “It’s true! Miley made Nick miserable.”
    “No she didn’t! Plus, Nick was bored with Selena. They barely lasted a year. Miley and Nick on the other hand went on for two years and they’re back together!”
    “The only reason why Nick and Miley lasted for two years was because they were always together. They were neighbors and had that concert tour together. If Nick didn’t have to go on world tour and Selena didn’t have to go shoot her movies in different states then they would have lasted a whole lot longer than Niley.” Sonny reasoned. Chad gave her a smirk.
    “Or maybe Niley lasted longer because Nick and Miley actually have something called: love. Selena was just Nick’s rebound. They only liked each other – emphasis on the E-D. They didn’t fall in love with each other so Niley owns.”
    “Nelena owns, stupid. Miley tried to break Nick and Selena up. She was so mad that she went over to them and attempted to destroy their perfectly good relationship.” Sonny said. She was not going to lose this.
    “Yeah, but Selena was the one who stole Nick away from Miley.” Chad retorted, smirking. He knows he’s going to win this.“No she didn’t! Nick was completely over Miley when he met Selena! Plus Nelena was more talked about and more popular. They were on Rolling Stones.” Sonny stated confidently.“Well that doesn’t matter anyways since you Niley fans are going to get crushed again when Nick and Miley break up again. They won’t last long this time. I bet Nick’s just off and Miley’s just trying to forget about Justin. And then Miley is going to write another angry song about Nick. Ooh, maybe it’ll be called the 8 Things this time!”She changed the lyrics to that one! She doesn’t hate him anymore!”
    “Yeah well, Nick obviously had more fun with Selena! He put her as his love interest in his Burnin’ Up music video! It was pretty clear that he liked Selena better since he made such a bold move like that. ”

    “First of all, that’s not likely. Secondly, Selena is still dating Taylor Lautner.”

    “Oh please, they’re not dating. They’ve been on dates, but they’re not boyfriend-girlfriend. Selena said that she’s single.”

    “You do realize that she’s from Disney? Those G-rated morons probably forced her to lie and tell the press that she’s single.”

    “Whatever, Nelena was still better! She actually supported Nick! She went to his concerts, she called or texted him every night, and she even made that YouTube video, telling people to buy A Little Bit Longer!”

    “Ha, yeah, when they dated last year. Did you see a video for Lines, Vines, and Trying Times under her account this year? Didn’t think so! And Miley was pretty supportive too! She made them famous. Hello, they went on tour with her.”

    “First, the Jonas Brothers were already famous. Miley just boosted up their popularity by a bit. And second, you’re scaring me. You sound like a fan girl whose religion is Niley.”

    “Don’t you dare compare me to those childish girls. I just think – and know – that Niley is better. Plus, it’s fun knowing that you hate Niley even if they were the better couple. And you’re one to talk! Nelena is like your religion!”

    “No it’s not! I just think that they were better off together! And they were a whole lot cuter. Nick and Miley: ew.”
    “I think you mean Nick and Selena: ew. Miley is very hot and Nick is quite handsome –not as handsome as me of course, but still attractive. Nick and Miley getting back together is like God telling the world that they are meant to be. Nick and Selena don’t look good together whatsoever.”
    Yes they do!”

  • Anonymous

    Wow, a girl ran up to him during a funeral? Of all times?

  • Anonymous

    shut the fuck up already

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    lol the jewish lookin’ one haha funny..and i thought this post would be interesting but now we already have a crazy selena fan posting that same bs in every post and the made up SWAC story..so i guess not..

  • Anonymous

    that was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever read in my life.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get why the haters come on here.
    and start talking shit.
    What satisfaction do you get from it?
    What if it were you up there,
    and us saying that crap to you?
    sure you’ll read this and deny it,
    ..say you wouldn’t care.
    but you know deep down it’d hurt.

  • Anonymous

    is micheal jackson black?

  • Anonymous

    Hate in your heart only consumes you.

    ” If you don’t like something ignore it
    it shouldn’t mean anything to you if it isn’t worth your interest. However to put down/hate something you don’t like is not voicing your opinion its plain envy. ”

  • Anonymous

    lol dude they’re already dating, so no. you fail. sorry.

    and this guy looks nothing like nick, wtf?

  • Anonymous

    they dont look a like… only the hair but thats about it lol

  • Anonymous

    mj>miley
    mj>jb
    mj>selena
    demi>mj

  • Anonymous

    ahaha! at the fight that say selena and demi is still stuck with disney.

    well miley is too, every attempt at her breaking out sounds like fail. her tour just as ‘miley cyrus’ for break-out the ticket sales didn’t even do that well. it didn’t even BEGIN to compare with bobw tour. she’s signed on for a FOURTH season of hm so guess what, she still has like a year and a half/two years of being little hannah. and on top of that, she broke the contract disney has of 65 episodes to sign on for another season. so obv, she still wants to be disney. the last song sorta looks like a rip off of the notebook….but i’ll admit it looks good. but really, that new movie with hugh jackman, that shit looks like it’s been done a million times. ‘herris’ and it’s a remake of an 80’s movie that was way better.

    selena dosen’t have too long left with disney. she isn’t doing anything disney after wizards and by contract she only has less than 20 episodes left. which could all be killed out in season 3 – which is more than likely her last season. hence why she’s talked about about leaving disney. and she’s doing ramona and beezus, and if sells well then she will most likely be taking another installment. she has a few offers lined up for more movies outside of disney on the dl also, she’s been on ‘business’ dates, nothing is final tho.

    if anything demi has the longest with disney, since sonny has the most episodes to go. and she’s going to be be tied in as ‘mitchie’ from camp rock.

    selena made the good decision, honestly. wizards is a good show, it gets nice ratings, but it’s not merchandising or popular as big as hannah montanna so not everyone is going to relate to her as ‘alex russo’ – smart smart girl.
    ——————————-

    Go away idiot miley is an international superstar just like the jonas brothers

    selena is an actress on a disney tv show i mean come back to reality

  • Anonymous

    What the FUCK does that have to do with anything? BTW, in addition to being factually incorrect, that was pointless and proved that you have no life. Great job.

  • Anonymous

    People cannot expect her (miley) to keep up this ‘squeaky clean image’. The public shouldn’t look to kids her age who need to grow up to be ‘role models’ for their own kids. Kids need role models who are around them, not some manufactured, fake image generated by the media. Perhaps this is the REAL Miley? Perhaps people should let her be herself. Trying to make her feel like she needs to apologize for being herself is utterly stupid. That’s when you get headcases like Britney on your hands. It gets too much, you never lived your life the way you wanted to, and suddenly one day…you feel completely free, and go wild.

  • Anonymous

    okay the miley bashing in every FUCKING post is getting old. go get laid, children.

  • Anonymous

    Nick is so much much much hotter…. <3

  • Anonymous

    so mileys fake?

  • Anonymous

    mj>miley
    mj>jb
    mj>selena
    demi>mj

    ———————–

    stfu the comparison is just unthinkable

  • Anonymous

    jb fails

  • Anonymous

    why cause mj and demis better

  • Anonymous

    Is it bad a busted out laughing at this?

  • boobs.

    hats the proof that they’re dating?

    jetskiing–? uhm i went jetskiing with my friend who just happens to be a guy and were not dating..

    and that friend also flew across the country to see me..

    so what proof do you have? the larry king show? nick never said “im dating miley” so untill theres complete proof im not believing anything.

    here comes all the teenie boppers

  • Anonymous

    boobs? Are you serious? We are to believe your idiotic story that a friend of a friend of a friend knows the Jonas family and a screenname was passed down from person to person to person and Joe actually talked to you without knowing who the hell you are? And all this from someone named BOOBS? And you’re going to be seen with them in a few months? Why exactly is that? When news of the restraining order gets out?

    —-
    lmao4everandeverandeverandever.

  • Anonymous

    is micheal really dead

  • http://www.catherineslifel8tly.blogspot.com Rachel

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  • Anonymous

    ppp

  • Serena

    UNACCEPTABLE.
    any true Nick J lover would be able to tell the difference between the curls.
    Nick J’s are OBVS bigger. He has a darker complexion and everything. Desperate JB teenies these days…

  • thecoolkid

    that guy is the brothe or katie eisenberg, the pepsi girl that has the deep dimples, she actually looks like nick jonas too, but if she was his twin, a girl version!

    i love nick jay! :)

  • Serena

    is micheal really dead

    YES, FOOL.

  • Anonymous

    I just don’t get why people on this site are so mean to Miley. I mean, it’s bad enough people bash her in her own posts, but to bring her into posts like this just to rant about how terrible she is? What’s wrong with you?

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    jetskiing–? uhm i went jetskiing with my friend who just happens to be a guy and were not dating..

    and that friend also flew across the country to see me..
    _________
    lol wow the same exact secenario..hmm not lol ok Niley may not be dating but theyve reconnected..same thing they’re dating get over it..he wont marry you. And Nick also has not denied if he was dating Miley..now that speaks volume

  • Anonymous

    JB has millions of dollars in their bank account how r they failures i wonder what u have in urs

  • Anonymous

    so according to this logic, since kevin has never said “i’m dating danielle” nor has joe said “i’m dating camilla”, they’re all single. fantastic detective skillz, mate.

  • XD

    who’s off topic? so far, YOU

  • Anonymous

    cause were bored

  • Anonymous

    love selena! dont care about demi

  • Anonymous

    HAHA hey he should pretend and get laid! Oh waiut nevermind ebcause the girl would spread rumuor she fuck a jonas and get money nevermind

  • Anonymous

    had a friend who met this famous guy in a meet and greet
    they dated for a year

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    agreed! they hate her so much but yet they find her soo interesting..its a strange world…the passive miley haters love her to an extent because without her existence they would have a lower life than what they have right now..if you can call that a life..either way she provides them with something to talk about..its sad really

  • katy

    die mj

  • Anonymous

    wow those people need glasses hes fucking hideous i mean nicks not the best looking dude in the world either but hes 100000000000000000000000000000000000 times better looking then whoever this fucking kid is

  • bbleh

    YES Michael Jackson is black

  • Anonymous

    WOW I SWEAR SOME PEOPL ON HERE ARE MESSY AS FUCK

  • boobs

    who said i want to marry nick? goshh lol thats weird idc if no one beilieves me but i know joe nick and kevin ask if u want proof.

    but i know for a fact that they arent dating lol.
    miley and nick think its funny to make the fans go crazy with all of this…i think its funny too

  • Anonymous

    What a lovely reason to treat a teenage girl as if she had no feelings. Your mother must be very proud of you.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    cause were bored—–> no lives

  • cami

    seriously, you post that damn essay on every freaking post!!
    stop, please!

  • Anonymous

    JUST finished watching princess protection program from my DVR.

    i thot it was good. like i probably won’t watch it again, but it was good

  • Anonymous

    aww poor jesse
    i love him haha
    he was so funny in adventureland

  • Serena

  • Anonymous

    oh lord, yet another poser. i believe you’re the sixth one we’ve had today. kindly save yourself the embarrassment and gtfo.

  • mimi

    hats the proof that they’re dating?

    jetskiing–? uhm i went jetskiing with my friend who just happens to be a guy and were not dating..

    and that friend also flew across the country to see me..

    so what proof do you have? the larry king show? nick never said “im dating miley” so untill theres complete proof im not believing anything.

    here comes all the teenie boppers
    ————–
    Listen not denying it is actually admitting to it.
    He had the chance when joe outed him at the larry king show and he just smiled. The he had the chance to denied at the much music awards and he smiled again. Not denying is admitting because before when he was single. he said nope am single now he staying quiet and he did not say he was single so there for he is dating miley.

  • Anonymous

    i’m not the first person but i agree with her..
    its gonna be sooo much easier for selena to leave disney because of how she played her cards.

  • Anonymous

    how you know

  • HELP!!!

    the potatoes want to eat me im going to cry

  • bbleh

    die mj
    ___

    GTFO!

  • boobs

    haha well they said they have gf’s and they do. nick is single. reeead my other comment and if u guys want proof that i know them ask me :] ill be happy to tell my story.

    and just watch i dont go out in public with them yet but in a few monthes i will so just remember me…my name is sarah and joe calls me muffinbutt :]

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    beilieves me but i know joe nick and kevin ask if u want proof.

    but i know for a fact that they arent dating lol.
    _______
    those comments and your name dont help me or anyone else believe you….you type like a 5th grader..im sorry but you dont know the JB’s and to that katy girl GTFO!!! guys on this post do not pay her any attention she tried this in the other JB post to get a rise of us..she has no life but its okay because God loves everyone :)

  • maggie

    plz just shut the FUCK up. you complain about the teenies going on and on about “Niley” but your the one who is instigating it. so, in actuality, your the teeny booper, dumbass. if you want them to shut the hell up, stop bringing it up. I’m damn SICK of going through comments in posts where I just want to discuss the actual article/story yet it turns into a fight of Niley fans against everyone else. here’s some advice for EVERYONE just shut your trap until we get some definite or atleast close to definte confirmation from either of them. for now, neither have denied it, so that should tell you where the situation is going anyway. but as I said, just let it be for now. why do you care so much anyway?
    kthnx!

  • Anonymous

    wtfuck?
    jewish looking one are you kidding?
    oh yeah, HILARIOUS.
    don’t be a dumb fuck
    nick is a million times hotter no joke
    kthnxbye

  • katy

    mj fails

  • bbleh

    how you know
    ____

    Are you stupid or something? Everyone should know that Michael J. is black.

  • Anonymous

    Just ignore the mj comments stupid ignorant people.

  • Anonymous

    okay, delusional child. let’s see proof.

  • Anonymous

    Lmaoo
    He looks nothing like Nick
    Uhmm Jewish-Looking one?
    ookaayy.

  • Anonymous

    hats the proof that they’re dating?

    jetskiing–? uhm i went jetskiing with my friend who just happens to be a guy and were not dating..

    and that friend also flew across the country to see me..

    so what proof do you have? the larry king show? nick never said “im dating miley” so untill theres complete proof im not believing anything.

    here comes all the teenie boppers
    ——
    no more like when nick decides to say me and miley are NOT dating we are JUST friends INSTEAD OF not denying and saying they reconnected i will believe they arent dating until then … they ARE…

  • boobs

    lmao whatever im not a poser, if u ever meet joe ask him about me :] just say my name as muffinbutt. lmao

    but whtever i dont need to explain and i fucking swear im not a fucking poser

  • Anonymous

    Ummmm. Not even close, sorry. Just because you have about the same color hair and it is curly does not make you look like Nick.

    I bet when the girls get up close they say something like “Ewwww. Uh, You’re NOT Nick Jonas.”

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    monthes
    _______
    LOL @ YOU! Go to bed!

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO funniest comment all day you’re hilarious

  • Anonymous


    check out
    http://WWW.LUV2LUVJONAS.COM

    Check out the site if you’re a Jonas Brothers fan!
    Thanks!

  • kimmy4

    yes please
    i need a fairytale before i go to sleep

  • Anonymous

    Wow,You are so lame. After Selena Gomez’s career with Disney. She has launched a production company, July Moon Productions which she is going to make more movies without Disney’s help.

    By the way, Selena Gomez just finished filming the movie called “Ramona and Beezus” which isn’t related to disney.

    Miley Cyrus’ movie “The Last Song” is produced by Touchstone Pictures, an alternative film label of The Walt Disney Company

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    yes please
    i need a fairytale before i go to sleep
    ________
    LOL fairytale so true

  • Anonymous

    can you stop copying and pasting comments from the other post? christ you selena fans are annoying

  • Anonymous

    Chapter 1

    I was at a Jonas Brothers concert. My friends had bought me a ticket for my 18th birthday. I was with my three best friends Emma, Rachel and Amy. We were sitting right beside the runway. Emma, Rachel and Amy loved Joe but I had always liked Nick. Nick was now 20, Joe was 22 and Kevin was 25. Rachel sat at the seat at the runway to be close to Joe with Amy beside her and Emma beside her. Then there was me. They had put me the furthest from the runway because that seat was where Nick was playing guitar. I was looking up at Nick but not putting my mind to him as my mind was remembering the words to the songs. I saw a smile spread across his face and felt someone looking at me. I looked up and Nick was staring down at me. I looked back into his eye’s and found it hard to look anywhere else. He pulled his eye’s away from mine to look at the rest of the crowd. Then he knelt down to get his bottle of water and motioned for me to lean closer to him. I sat forward in my chair and he smiled. “Will you stand up and clap your hands to tonight in a minute?” he asked and I just nodded my head so shocked that Nick Jonas had just asked me to do him a favour.

    The song Tonight started and I stood up. Nick smiled at me in encouragement. I held my hands in the air and clapped them together. My friends looked at me and then stood up to join me. Suddenly the whole stadium where up clapping along. When the song was over everyone sat back down. Burning up came on then. When the line “I’m burning up for you baby.” came on Nick pointed at me and I went red. My friends weren’t aware of what was going on between Nick and I as they where so caught up looking at Joe. In one song Nick kneeled down in front of me. He reached his hand out to me and I looked shocked but I put my hand in his. He pulled me up onto the stage and Kevin and Joe looked confused at what he was doing.

  • Anonymous

    nick is HOT, the other…NO!

  • Serena

    LMFAOWFKAOFWKAFWW

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Who are you talking to?

  • maggie

    HAHA your hilarious as fuck. your first post is this:

    “so what proof do you have? the larry king show? nick never said “im dating miley” so untill theres complete proof im not believing anything.”

    and now your saying you know the Jonas Brothers?? seriously, dude PLEASE go back and read what you said then read this paragraph again then read what you said ONE more gain then reaaaaalllly think about it and then MAYBE it’ll hit you that your a complete dumbass. if your gonna act like an “insider” atleast do it cleverly.
    lmao you stupid shit.

  • Allie

    Haha. So funny. I’m TEAM SONNY!!

  • boobs

    ok for everyone saying i type like a 5th grader i know. my iphone sucks so yeeah. and im 17 so you can stop the whole teenie bopper thing.

    heres your proof.

    last year my one of my friends knew a girl who knows the jonas family…and she gave my friend joes AIM screename and then she gave it to me. then me thinking it wasnt joe, i told him to do a video chat to prove it..then he did so we had a short convo then closed the chat and started talking alot and finally i went to their chicago concert where joe got me and my friends backstage passes and i met nick and kevin and got their numbers and screen names and all. ever since then ive known them.

    so THERES your proof

  • Anonymous

    NILEY RAWKS MY SAWKSSSSS U HATERZ DUNT BB TEARING DEMI PART KKK

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Nice story…but what are you posting it? you’re only going to rile up the Nick J teenie fans and make them think they have a chance with him

  • Sam

    Muffinbutt? That sounds flattering. I bet Joe would just love to know you’re on OceanUp pretending to know him. But then again, he probably would find a third grader like you amusing.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    HAHA your hilarious as fuck. your first post is this:

    “so what proof do you have? the larry king show? nick never said “im dating miley” so untill theres complete proof im not believing anything.”

    and now your saying you know the Jonas Brothers?? seriously, dude PLEASE go back and read what you said then read this paragraph again then read what you said ONE more gain then reaaaaalllly think about it and then MAYBE it’ll hit you that your a complete dumbass. if your gonna act like an “insider” atleast do it cleverly.
    lmao you stupid shit.
    ______________
    LMAO…so true..i didnt know some 5th graders were that delusional woah school needs to come back quick for some children

  • Anonymous

    sorry but if you watched that before the storm performance and honestly think “o just friends” then you are either 12, terrible at reading people, in serious denial, or all of the above.

    anyway.
    this entire post is so off topic, wtf. potatoes eating people and selena gomez and fanfiction? wut?

  • lex tiz

    just because he has curly hair doesn’t mean he looks like nick jonas.
    you’d have to be blind to mistake them for one another.

  • kimmy4

    cool
    what fairy tale are you telling tomorrow night

  • boobs

    HAHAHA yeah i did that on purpose to get everyones proof but yeah. im not talking shit so stfu

  • Anonymous

    Oh my God, you are DELUSIONAL. Go see a therapist, seriously. You do not know the Jonas Brothers, Nick is never going to marry you, you are not Joe’s “Muffinbutt”. The end.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO!!! a tory with no pics?? and a dumb story at that!! Lol at you saying your’re 17 and blaming it on “the iphone” you dont have gtfo

  • Anonymous

    Have you ever played guitar before?” he asked as he pulled the guitar over his head.

    “Um I’ve been teaching myself how to play.”

    “Can you play a Em and a G?”

    I nodded my head and he smiled.

    “Play Em and strum the strings three times then play G.” I nodded my head and start to play and he took the microphone and start to sing with Joe. I played and then my friends looked up at me.

    “I don’t know.” I whispered at them.

    Nick walked back over to me and put the Microphone back into the stand. He reached around me and held my hand and we played together while he sang into my ear. Soon the song was over and I pulled the guitar off. I tried to get down back to my seat but couldn’t. Nick put his hands around my waist and lowered me back into my seat. When the last song was on before the break Nick leaned down to get his drink.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    huh wrong person lol

  • Anonymous

    Will you come back stage during the break?” he asked me.

    “I don’t have a pass. I wont get in without one.”

    “I’ll get you one.” and with that he got back up and handed his guitar off to the man that came on. “will you get four backstage passes for me?” he asked and the man nodded. A minute later he was back and handed them to Nick. He gave them down to me and I smiled back at him. I turned around to the others who where still unaware of what was going on. To tell you the truth I wasn’t quite sure.

    “Guy’s I have some passes.” I said as I handed them one each.

    “Where did you get these?” Rachel asked as she put it around her neck.

    “Nick gave me them.”

    “What’s going on with you too?” Amy asked and I shrugged.

    “I’m not even sure he just asked me to come backstage during the half hour brake.

    They nodded to me and as we heard Joe say there was a brake. We stood up and headed for the door. When we got outside we asked where we go to get backstage and a man pointed us in the right direction. We walked through the doors and two men stopped us.

    “Where’s your pass?” he asked.

    I pointed to the one’s that where around our necks and they let us through. We walked through some more big doors. When we entered a room with a big couch and a TV and some drinks and snacks big Rob was sitting down on the chair waiting for them to come in.

    “Who are you?” he said as he saw us.

    “Nick gave me the passes during the concert.” I told him.

    He nodded his head and got up to let us sit down. Then he walked out of the room and we didn’t see him again. A few minutes later we heard Joe talking to Kevin as they walked into the room. They came over and hugged us and said hello. But there was still no Nick. We sat and talked for ages and then Nick came in.

    “Nick where did you go?” Kevin asked.

    “Oh I went to talk to mom.”

    Then he saw us sitting on the floor talking to Joe. I hadn’t really noticed that Nick had come in since I was laughing at Joe so much. He walked over and sat down beside me.

    “Hello.” he smiled at me.

    “Hi.” I smiled back. Then he got up and held his hand out to me. I took it and he pulled me off the floor then our hands dropped and we walked over towards the food. Nick got some fruit and made a smoothie. He got two cups and poured it out handing one to me. We sat on the couch and I watched as Emma, Rachel, Amy, Kevin and Joe laughed as they talked on the floor.

    “What’s your name?” Nick asked me and I looked back at him.

    “Um, Amber Johnson.’

    “I’ve been wanting to tell you your beautiful since I looked into your eye’s at the start of the concert. I’ve dated a lot of people and I liked them all. But I never met someone that when I look into their eye’s I find it hard to take my eye’s from theirs.” he smiled to me.

  • Anonymous

    lmao, that was your ‘proof’? a story? no pics? LOL oh god you jb teenies crack my shit up

  • Anonymous

    u r reallly late dumbass

  • Anonymous

    “Me too. When I felt your eye’s on me I looked up and then couldn’t look away. If you didn’t have to look back at the other people I would have looked into your eye’s all day.” I smiled back to him.

    We finished our smoothies and put them onto the table.

    “I have to go get ready to go back on.” he told me.

    “Good luck.” I smiled at him and then he hugged me and went with his brother’s to get ready.

    The others came and sat on the chair beside me.

    “What did Nick say?” Emma asked.

    I could tell these girl anything they where my best friend’s and I knew they would be here for me no matter what happens

  • Anonymous

    haha thats so funny. nicks cute, but hes just a boy. id definitely choose jesse over him. more personality

  • 770.

    Haha that poor kid. And without security…he’s seriously going to get trampled by obsessive, psychotic teenage girls one of these days. I called it. :\

  • Anonymous

    “He said that I was beautiful and that he never met anyone like me that when he looked into my eye’s he found it hard to look away and that’s how I felt.”

    “I think he really like’s you.” Amy said “I was watching yous and he never took he’s eye’s from your face.”

    “Yeah, I think so too.” Emma agreed.

    “Amber, we will be here for you no matter what happens between you and Nick but now we need to go back to the concert.” I nodded my head and we walked back to the concert.

    We took our seats and the three talked but I just looked at where Nick would be in five minutes smiling at me. Minutes passed and passed and I never once took my eye’s from where Nick would be. Then the lights went out.

    They came out and then the music started.

    “Hello beautiful. How’s it going? I heard it’s wonderful in California.” Nick sang as he looked at me and then Emma nudged me. I looked at her and the three of them where smiling. The time passed quickly. I hardly took my eye’s from Nick as did Nick. Then he leaned forward with the microphone and winked at me. He pulled the microphone from the stand and dropped to the ground. “Meet me backstage.” he whispered and I nodded.

    At the end of the last song we left and went backstage. When we walked into the room we where in before Frankie was sitting on the couch watching the concert on the TV but playing the songs on his guitar and singing along. I smiled and went to sit with him. He looked at me and smiled and then put the guitar down as the song finished.

    “You must be Erika. I heard Nick tell my mom about you.” he said to me and I went red. Then Nick, Joe and Kevin ran through the doors. “Frankster.” Kevin said and picked Frankie into his arms.

    “Did you like it?” he asked.

    “I think I done your best guitar solo yet.” Frankie smiled at his brother.

    Kevin smiled and put him down. Frankie high fived Nick and Joe and then Nick came over to me.

    “Can I talk to you?” he asked me.

    “Sure.” I said and he took my hand and lead me out of the room down a long hall and into a room. I looked around and saw racks of clothes and figured it was their changing room. We sat on the couch

  • Anonymous

    haha well they said they have gf’s and they do. nick is single. reeead my other comment and if u guys want proof that i know them ask me :] ill be happy to tell my story.

    and just watch i dont go out in public with them yet but in a few monthes i will so just remember me…my name is sarah and joe calls me muffinbutt :]

    tell us your story

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    lol “brake”..

  • =)

    lol omg this was very interesting actually =)

  • Anonymous

    JOEEE WHATS UP?

  • Anonymous

    oh shit is miley gonna have to cut a bitch?! amber johnson, your fictional ass is goin down!

  • maggie

    lmao lmao….oh man oh man. what bullshit are you even talking “i did that to get everyone proof”? lulz. your not even making sense. seriously. read my post AGAIN and READ what your DUMBASS posted. I’m not gonna tell you how you look stupid, I want you to realize it yourself.
    but if in your next comment you STILL havent realized it, then I’ll spell it out for you just like the 5th grader you are.
    ktnx again!

  • boobs

    hahaha yeah i made that up in like 3 seconds

    and the muffinbutt thing is what everyone calls me so i couldnt think of anything else.

    lmfao

  • Anonymous

    We took our seats and the three talked but I just looked at where Nick would be in five minutes smiling at me. Minutes passed and passed and I never once took my eye’s from where Nick would be. Then the lights went out.

    They came out and then the music started.

    “Hello beautiful. How’s it going? I heard it’s wonderful in California.” Nick sang as he looked at me and then Emma nudged me. I looked at her and the three of them where smiling. The time passed quickly. I hardly took my eye’s from Nick as did Nick. Then he leaned forward with the microphone and winked at me. He pulled the microphone from the stand and dropped to the ground. “Meet me backstage.” he whispered and I nodded.

    At the end of the last song we left and went backstage. When we walked into the room we where in before Frankie was sitting on the couch watching the concert on the TV but playing the songs on his guitar and singing along. I smiled and went to sit with him. He looked at me and smiled and then put the guitar down as the song finished.

    “You must be Erika. I heard Nick tell my mom about you.” he said to me and I went red. Then Nick, Joe and Kevin ran through the doors. “Frankster.” Kevin said and picked Frankie into his arms.

    “Did you like it?” he asked.

    “I think I done your best guitar solo yet.” Frankie smiled at his brother.

    Kevin smiled and put him down. Frankie high fived Nick and Joe and then Nick came over to me.

    “Can I talk to you?” he asked me.

    “Sure.” I said and he took my hand and lead me out of the room down a long hall and into a room. I looked around and saw racks of clothes and figured it was their changing room. We sat on the couch.

    “Amber, I really like you.”

    “I really like you too.”

    “Would there be any way your mom would let you come on the rest of the tour with us since you live in Ireland and stuff I still want to see you. My mom said you can if your parents say yes. I can have you home schooled so you wont miss out on school.”

    “Um, I’m not sure. I’m in my last year of school and have big exams.”

    “Well, we can get your work and you will learn that and have the same exams. How are you getting home?”

    “Um, a taxi.”

    “We will give you a lift and my mom can talk to your mom about it?”

    “Sure but what about my friends?”

    “Of course, we will drop them home first.”

    “Okay.”

    “Amber?”

    “Yeah Nick?”

    “If your aloud will you be my girlfriend?”

    “Oh course.” How could I say no to Nick Jonas?

    We got up and Nick took my hand. We walked back to our friends and then Nick told them that they were getting a lift home of him and his family. We all climbed into their tour bus and sat along the couch. Their mam talked to us and asked us different questions about our lives mostly me. She asked me if I was catholic and I nodded my head and pulled out the cross I had around my neck. She smiled at me in return. I was quite shy. I didn’t say much. I really liked Nicks mam though. We had dropped everyone home and where on our way to my house. We pulled up outside and everyone got out and walked to my door. I knocked and my mam opened shocked to see the band that I listened to non-stop standing behind me.

    “Come in.” she smiled. We walked in and went to the sitting room. We all sat around. My mom and dad sat together on the three people couch, Denise and Kevin Sr. sat on the couch also. Joe sat on a single chair and Kevin sat on another. I sat on the floor with Nick and Frankie. Big Rob stood outside the house to make sure everyone was okay.

    “Sonia is it?” Denise asked.

    “Yes.” my mam smiled.

  • Anonymous

    Sonny was reading the newest edition of J-14 magazine in the commissary. She was too caught up in the articles that she barely acknowledged anyone around her, let alone says anything. She would gasp if she saw anything juicy, giggle if she read anything cute, and roll her eyes if she read anything cocky about Chad Dylan Cooper.
    Suddenly, one page made her skin crawl and her eyes widen. She read the headlines and stood up abruptly from her seat. “Oh my God, no!” she whined.
    Chad gave her a strange look. “What is wrong with you?” he asked. “Did another company admit that Mackenzie Falls is better?” he asked in a fake sympathetic voice. Sonny sneered at him and shook her head.
    “No, worse: Niley is back together!” she screeched, showing Chad the page. “The apocalypse has begun!” she exclaimed a bit too overdramatically. Chad shrugged, finding no interest at all.
    “So? That’s a good thing. They were better off together.” Sonny gasped and smacked his arm. “Ow! Hey!” he whined, rubbing his arm.
    “Are you delusional?! Nelena was a whole lot better than Niley!” Chad scoffed.
    “Okay, sure,” he said sarcastically.
    “It’s true! Miley made Nick miserable.”
    “No she didn’t! Plus, Nick was bored with Selena. They barely lasted a year. Miley and Nick on the other hand went on for two years and they’re back together!”
    “The only reason why Nick and Miley lasted for two years was because they were always together. They were neighbors and had that concert tour together. If Nick didn’t have to go on world tour and Selena didn’t have to go shoot her movies in different states then they would have lasted a whole lot longer than Niley.” Sonny reasoned. Chad gave her a smirk.
    “Or maybe Niley lasted longer because Nick and Miley actually have something called: love. Selena was just Nick’s rebound. They only liked each other – emphasis on the E-D. They didn’t fall in love with each other so Niley owns.”
    “Nelena owns, stupid. Miley tried to break Nick and Selena up. She was so mad that she went over to them and attempted to destroy their perfectly good relationship.” Sonny said. She was not going to lose this.
    “Yeah, but Selena was the one who stole Nick away from Miley.” Chad retorted, smirking. He knows he’s going to win this.“No she didn’t! Nick was completely over Miley when he met Selena! Plus Nelena was more talked about and more popular. They were on Rolling Stones.” Sonny stated confidently.“Well that doesn’t matter anyways since you Niley fans are going to get crushed again when Nick and Miley break up again. They won’t last long this time. I bet Nick’s just off and Miley’s just trying to forget about Justin. And then Miley is going to write another angry song about Nick. Ooh, maybe it’ll be called the 8 Things this time!”She changed the lyrics to that one! She doesn’t hate him anymore!”
    “Yeah well, Nick obviously had more fun with Selena! He put her as his love interest in his Burnin’ Up music video! It was pretty clear that he liked Selena better since he made such a bold move like that. ”

    “First of all, that’s not likely. Secondly, Selena is still dating Taylor Lautner.”

    “Oh please, they’re not dating. They’ve been on dates, but they’re not boyfriend-girlfriend. Selena said that she’s single.”

    “You do realize that she’s from Disney? Those G-rated morons probably forced her to lie and tell the press that she’s single.”

    “Whatever, Nelena was still better! She actually supported Nick! She went to his concerts, she called or texted him every night, and she even made that YouTube video, telling people to buy A Little Bit Longer!”

    “Ha, yeah, when they dated last year. Did you see a video for Lines, Vines, and Trying Times under her account this year? Didn’t think so! And Miley was pretty supportive too! She made them famous. Hello, they went on tour with her.”

    “First, the Jonas Brothers were already famous. Miley just boosted up their popularity by a bit. And second, you’re scaring me. You sound like a fan girl whose religion is Niley.”

    “Don’t you dare compare me to those childish girls. I just think – and know – that Niley is better. Plus, it’s fun knowing that you hate Niley even if they were the better couple. And you’re one to talk! Nelena is like your religion!”

    “No it’s not! I just think that they were better off together! And they were a whole lot cuter. Nick and Miley: ew.”
    “I think you mean Nick and Selena: ew. Miley is very hot and Nick is quite handsome –not as handsome as me of course, but still attractive. Nick and Miley getting back together is like God telling the world that they are meant to be. Nick and Selena don’t look good together whatsoever.”
    Yes they do!”
    —————-
    GO CHAD! TEAM CHAD DYLAN COOPER! NILEY FOREVER!

  • cami

    that amber johnson story is really good, haha :D
    keep going!

  • Anonymous

    Nicholas really likes your daughter Amber and would like her to tour with us. I would look after her as if she was my own and would get her a teacher to finish her last year of school. I talked to my husband after Nicholas told me and he said that if you agreed we would go to her school tomorrow to see what she needed to learn and would get the exams sent to us for her. But it is up to you if you want her to go.” Denise said to my mam.

    My mam looked at me and I put my hands together as if I was praying. She looked back at Denise and then to my dad.

    “I will have to talk to my husband, you can stay the night we have plenty of room.”

    “That is very hostile of you thank you.”

    “I will show you where you can stay for the night.” I said as I got to my feet. We walked up the stairs. I went to my room.

    “Denise, Kevin you can stay in my room for the night.” I smiled at them.

    “Thank you Amber.” Denise said and hugged me. I hugged her back.

    “There is a bed under my bed that I will set up for Frankie. I will do it after I show the others their room.”

    “Thanks Amber” Frankie said as he walked into my room

  • Anonymous

    smiled and turned. We walked up the other flight of stairs to the attic where there was two more rooms. I walked into one and turned to look at Joe and Kevin.

    “This is where you’ll sleep.”

    “Thanks Amber.” Joe said as he sat onto a bed. I turned again and walked into the other room with Nick.

    “This is where you will sleep. And I will sleep over there in that bed over the far side of the room.” I said and Nick nodded.

    “This is very nice of you. We could have just slept in our tour van.”

    “That’s no need. I’ll be back soon I’m going to speak to my mam and dad and set up Frankie’s bed.”

    “Do you want help with Frankie’s bed?”

    “No you go on over to Joe and Kevin.”

    “Okay.”

    I walked out and back down to the sitting room. On the way down I saw Denies, Kevin and Frankie sitting on my bed. I walked over and knocked on the door.

    “You can go watch TV in our TV room downstairs come let me show you.”

    They got up and followed me from the room. They went in and sat on the couch. I gave them the remote and I smiled.

    “If you want anything the kitchen is through them doors help yourself.”

    “Thank you Amber.” Kevin smiled.

    I walked from the room and into the sitting room. My mam and dad where sitting on the couch and I went and sat in between them.

    “Amber, do you want to go?” my mam asked.

    “Yes, mam, I really like Nick and it’s not just because he’s famous of looks good or anything he’s nice and kind and thinks of others.”

    “Amber, I still don’t know.” my dad said. I turned to look at him and gave him my best puppy dog eye’s I could.

    “Oh, fine you can go. And that’s just because they will take care of you and will make sure you do your school work.”

    “Yes dad. I know they will because Frankie is still in school.”

    I hugged my dad and he sighed.

    “I’m going to miss you.”

    “I’ll ring every day.”

    “I know. We’re going to the school tomorrow with the Jonas’.”

    “Okay dad.”

    “Where are they and we tell them?”

  • Anonymous

    “In the TV room.”

    They got up and walked into the TV room and I followed.

    “We’re letting Erika go with you. I will ring the school tomorrow and get the earliest appointment.” my mam said and they smiled and nodded.

    I skipped up the stairs and went to my room. I pulled the bed out and got it ready. Then I got my suite case and start to pack my clothes.

    “I guess your coming?” I heard a voice say and I looked around and Nick was leaning against the doorframe. I nodded and he came over and hugged me.

    “So this means we’re dating?” he asked again and I nodded.

    OMG I am Nick Jonas’ girlfriend.

    “Want some help packing?” he asked looking down at me.

    “Sure.”

    He let go of me and the I went through my closet. I took clothes out and handed then to Nick and he packed them away. When one suite case was full Nick said I would need another that I didn’t have enough clothes so I took out my other one and we packed it. We put them into the hall and then I went to change into my Pj’s. I went to the bathroom and put on my pink silk Pj’s and then went up to Nick. We went into the others and sat on their bed.

    “Are you coming?” Joe asked me and I nodded.

    “Great this is going to be fun.” he smiled and I giggled. We sat there talking for a while. Frankie had gone to bed a hour ago. Our parents where downstairs talking over some things. It was half eleven when Nick and I went to bed. He put a white top on and slept in that and his boxers. I turned my lamp off and he turned his off when he was in his bed.

    Chapter 2

    The next morning I woke to find the sun beaming in the window. Ah, another day of school, that was a weird dream last night. I taught. I turned over in the bed to get up to get ready to see that this wasn’t my room. I whipped my eye’s and then saw Nick fast asleep in the other bed. OMG that was real that wasn’t a dream I really am Nick’s girlfriend and I’m going touring with him. This couldn’t be happening. I went downstairs and got some breakfast. I picked up the phone and rang Emma. On the first ring the phone answered.

    “Tell me everything.” she said.

    “I’m dating Nick, I’m leaving school and going touring with them and they are getting me home schooled to finish school I taught it was a dream but I looked across the room and Nick was fast asleep in the bed. I cant believe this. Denise, Kevin, my mam and dad are going to the school today to get my work.”

    “Wait go back. You said they stayed in your house. You slept in the same room as Nick Jonas. Your Nick Jonas’ girlfriend. Wait where was Joe?”

  • jessica

    LOL!
    potatoes want to eat you?
    haha
    that’s hilarious

  • Anonymous

    “In the TV room.”

    They got up and walked into the TV room and I followed.

    “We’re letting Erika go with you. I will ring the school tomorrow and get the earliest appointment.” my mam said and they smiled and nodded.

    I skipped up the stairs and went to my room. I pulled the bed out and got it ready. Then I got my suite case and start to pack my clothes.

    “I guess your coming?” I heard a voice say and I looked around and Nick was leaning against the doorframe. I nodded and he came over and hugged me.

    “So this means we’re dating?” he asked again and I nodded.

    OMG I am Nick Jonas’ girlfriend.

    “Want some help packing?” he asked looking down at me.

    “Sure.”

    He let go of me and the I went through my closet. I took clothes out and handed then to Nick and he packed them away. When one suite case was full Nick said I would need another that I didn’t have enough clothes so I took out my other one and we packed it. We put them into the hall and then I went to change into my Pj’s. I went to the bathroom and put on my pink silk Pj’s and then went up to Nick. We went into the others and sat on their bed.

    “Are you coming?” Joe asked me and I nodded.

    “Great this is going to be fun.” he smiled and I giggled. We sat there talking for a while. Frankie had gone to bed a hour ago. Our parents where downstairs talking over some things. It was half eleven when Nick and I went to bed. He put a white top on and slept in that and his boxers. I turned my lamp off and he turned his off when he was in his bed.

    Chapter 2

    The next morning I woke to find the sun beaming in the window. Ah, another day of school, that was a weird dream last night. I taught. I turned over in the bed to get up to get ready to see that this wasn’t my room. I whipped my eye’s and then saw Nick fast asleep in the other bed. OMG that was real that wasn’t a dream I really am Nick’s girlfriend and I’m going touring with him. This couldn’t be happening. I went downstairs and got some breakfast. I picked up the phone and rang Emma. On the first ring the phone answered.

    “Tell me everything.” she said.

    “I’m dating Nick, I’m leaving school and going touring with them and they are getting me home schooled to finish school I taught it was a dream but I looked across the room and Nick was fast asleep in the bed. I cant believe this. Denise, Kevin, my mam and dad are going to the school today to get my work.”

    “Wait go back. You said they stayed in your house. You slept in the same room as Nick Jonas. Your Nick Jonas’ girlfriend. Wait where was Joe?”

    “Don’t worry Emma I didn’t take Joe he was in the other room with Kevin.”

    “Good. Now I have to go my mam is calling me I will be over to say goodbye I will text the girls and tell them to go over.”

    “Okay thanks Emma bye.”

    I hung up the phone and then turned on the TV.

    “Good morning.” I looked up and Nick was standing at the side of the couch in his tracksuit bottoms and his white top on whipping his eye’s.

    “Hello. Do you want some breakfast?” I asked.

    “Sure.” I got up and we went to the kitchen. Then everyone came down. I poured out cereal for Nick, Joe, Kevin and Frankie and then our parents went to the school. Not long after there was a knock on the door. I went to open it and Emma, Rachel and Amy where outside. They came in and I sat back down between Joe and Nick. Frankie had us watching Spongebob Squarepants. Joe was singing along with the theme song when the girls walked in. Nick put his arm around my shoulder and I put my head on his chest.

  • maggie

    THANK YOU! we finally got a smart bitch in this piece. sooo many crazies.
    but tell me did you realize the same thing I did, as in what I told Miss “boobs” (lmao wtf?) to try and figure out?
    cuz honestly if you read her first comment and then what she is trying to claim now, its shit and giggles for reals.

  • Anonymous

    what are the jonas bothers????

    like what race?? seriously joe looks mexican

  • Anonymous

    Don’t worry Emma I didn’t take Joe he was in the other room with Kevin.”

    “Good. Now I have to go my mam is calling me I will be over to say goodbye I will text the girls and tell them to go over.”

    “Okay thanks Emma bye.”

    I hung up the phone and then turned on the TV.

    “Good morning.” I looked up and Nick was standing at the side of the couch in his tracksuit bottoms and his white top on whipping his eye’s.

    “Hello. Do you want some breakfast?” I asked.

    “Sure.” I got up and we went to the kitchen. Then everyone came down. I poured out cereal for Nick, Joe, Kevin and Frankie and then our parents went to the school. Not long after there was a knock on the door. I went to open it and Emma, Rachel and Amy where outside. They came in and I sat back down between Joe and Nick. Frankie had us watching Spongebob Squarepants. Joe was singing along with the theme song when the girls walked in. Nick put his arm around my shoulder and I put my head on his chest.

    “When are you going Amber?” Rachel asked. Then Joe looked up.

    “Oh hi I didn’t see you there.”

    “Hi.” they all said in union.

    I looked at Nick as I wasn’t sure when I was going either.

    “We’re leaving when ever our parents get back.” Nick said. Oh I didn’t expect it to be that soon.

    “We have to go to school.” Amy said looking at her watch. “Promise to call us we’re going to miss you.”

    “I promise.” I said as I stood up and hugged them.

    “Bye Joe.” Rachel said.

    “Aw, you going so soon?”

    “Yeah, we have school.”

    The three boys got up and hugged them goodbye.

    “Promise to look after her.” Emma asked. “She’s a bit accident prone.”

    “We promise.” they smiled at them.

    I walked out to the front door with them and waved the goodbye. This was so hard how will I be when its my parents? I walked back into the TV room and sat back down beside them. A while passes and we just watched TV then our parents came back. My dad and Kevin Sr. where carrying my school work and tests in boxes. They put them in the tour bus and then put my bags in too. We went to get changed and then came back down. I kissed my mam and dad goodbye and then headed off. I watched from the window as we drove away. Nick came over to me and put his arms around me.

    “I promised your friends I would take care of you and in my book that meant have fun too. Now let us show you how we have fun.” Nick said as he pulled me from the seat. We walked to the back of the bus to a room. Inside there were drums, a piano, loads of guitars and microphones. Frankie was sitting behind the drums, Kevin had a guitar, Joe had his microphone in his hand, Nick sat behind the piano and handed me a guitar. I put it on and they start to play fly with me. I knew this song. I started playing when Kevin did and then Frankie came in on the drums. Nick started singing. Joe and Kevin where singing along but just not into the microphones so I started to do that too. Nick told me to do background with Kevin so I did.

    When we finished playing the whole Lines, Vines and Trying Times we put the instruments away. We went to the bunk beds and sat down.

    “This is your one Amber, under mine.” Nick told me “and that’s Joes and Kevin’s.”

    “Thanks.”

    He smiled at me and we sat onto my bed. Joe and Kevin sat on Kevin’s across from us.

    “Where does Frankie sleep?” I asked.

    “He sleeps down the back with my mom and dad.” Joe told me.

    Nick pulled my pillows and put them against the wall. He sat back and the pulled me back and put his arms around me, I put my head on my chest and then looked over at Joe and Kevin. Nick picked up a remote and pressed a button then a small TV came down from his bunk.

    “Where is your next concert?” I asked.

    “Um Belfast I think.” Joe said.

    “Oh they have very funny accents.”

    Joe start laughing and then Kevin turned and looked at me.

    “Joe’s going to love it here he likes girls with accents he kind of like you and your friends.” Kevin laughed and Joe hit him.

    “Kevin be quite!” Joe said to Kevin and we all laughed.

    I heard drumming and new that Frankie must be playing. He was playing Keep It Real and I start to sing the song and the others looked at me.

    “Do you know the words to all our songs?” Kevin asked.

    “Yep and the one’s Nick sang when he had his solo carer.”

  • Anonymous

    STOP posting stories, is so annoying!!

  • Sam

    boobs? Are you serious? We are to believe your idiotic story that a friend of a friend of a friend knows the Jonas family and a screenname was passed down from person to person to person and Joe actually talked to you without knowing who the hell you are? And all this from someone named BOOBS? And you’re going to be seen with them in a few months? Why exactly is that? When news of the restraining order gets out?

  • boobs

    ha well u try typing an oceanup comment on an iphone, it messes everything up and u cant see what you typed.

    god you guys are fucking annoying. lmao

    im only on this becuase i need something to enternain me for an all nighter :]

  • Anonymous

    “That is very hostile of you thank you.”

    lololol

  • Anonymous

    hav u guys see him in zombieland..?he does look like nick jonas in there……..

  • Anonymous

    hav u guys see him in zombieland..?he does look like nick jonas in there……..

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