Jonas Brothers ROCK Tacoma Portland

Kylie, Megan, Kyla & more amazing people sent pictures from Jonas Brothers‘ Portland, Tacoma and Seattle shows. This is almost have of what was sent this week. Adding 20+

  • Anonymous

    James nodded his satisfaction and smiled innocently at Macy. Macy hung up the phone and smiled at both of them. Nick returned the gesture with a frozen smile. His eyeball twitched, but Macy didn’t notice.
    “Hi, Mom,” Macy said. “This is Nick,”
    Mrs. Misa turned and smiled. “Hello,”
    Nick shook her hand. “Hi,”
    Mrs. Misa turned back to her spot of culinary excellence and waved Macy and Nick off. Macy took him up to her room.“Wait here, I have to change,” Macy went inside her bedroom.Nick nodded and waited outside.
    “Okay, come in,” Macy said. Nick walked inside and was surprised. It was the epitome of perfection. All neat and tidy, pictures of JONAS here and there.
    “Funny, I thought it would be covered with posters of JONAS,” Nick mused. Macy collapsed on the bed.
    “You seemed tense in the car,” Macy noted. Nick didn’t want to ruin the brother/sister relationship Macy and James had, so he improvised.
    “Um, yeah,” Nick started. “We had P.E. today and we ran the mile, so I’m kind of tense,”
    “Let me help,” Macy went behind him and put her hands on his shoulders and started kneading them.
    “Wow,” Nick sighed. “That feels really good,”
    “My mom says I could be a masseuse,” Macy said. “But I don’t want to be.”
    “Well,” Nick said, turning around. “What do you want to be?”
    Macy shrugged and lay back on her bed. “Everything,”
    “Everything?” Nick laughed, lying next to her. “How can you be everything?”
    “I mean, anything,” Macy corrected. “I like to draw,”
    “You draw?” Nick asked. “Can I see?”
    Macy sat up and handed him a sketchbook. “Don’t look at the pictures in the back,”
    Nick nodded, even though he very well knew he was going to look at the pictures in the back. When Macy was looking, he ‘accidentally’ flipped to the last picture. He was…surprised. It was him. And it was really, really good. She got everything perfect. The hair, the nose, the eyes. It looked exactly like him.
    Macy glanced over at Nick and slammed the book closed. “Watch it, mister,”
    “Sorry,” Nick said, not sure if she was mad. “You drew me?”
    Macy blushed. “This is why you weren’t supposed to look at them,”
    “I didn’t see the rest,” Nick assured her. “I only saw one,”
    Macy nodded. “Good, I would have died if you saw the rest.”
    Nick smiled. “Okay…”
    “Nick,” Macy warned. “Hey, I’m going downstairs. Want something? My mom’s lemon bars are really good,”
    “Sure, I’ll take whatever,” Nick replied. Macy went downstairs and Nick threw open the sketchbook to the last couple of pictures. And he was shocked at what he saw.

    ————-

    I’m going to fucking cut your throat out.
    Get a life.

  • jerseygirl

    Sweet Jesus – I seriously want to jump through the computer screen and strangle the author of these lame-ass JONAS stories.

    For the love of God – get the fuck out of here!

  • Selena

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  • I accidentaly clicked on it and it wouldnt let me exit out.

  • Anonymous

    ew seriously stop. no one likes nick/macy.

    not a good combo.
    if you’re going to do anything it has to be niley.

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    ewwww miley is on here!!!!!

  • TooLegitToQuit

    hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahh
    You Win!

    ===============

    hahaha thanks girlll!
    but seriously, she has thick brows and i get that, but that’s why facial waxing was invented.
    maybe they don’t believe in that in brazil. hahaha

  • Anonymous

    hots!!

  • Anonymous

    Macy had drawn a baby. The baby girl looked exactly like Nick and Macy. Nick smiled. Aww…adorable.

    When Macy walked in with the lemon bars, Nick put the sketchbook away before she could see.

    “What’s that?” Macy asked, setting the lemon bars down on the dresser. Nick pulled her on top of him.

    “Nothing,” he pressed his lips to hers. Macy pulled away and giggled.

    “Please don’t tell me I brought these lemon bars up for nothing,” Macy rested her head on his chest.

    “You didn’t,” Nick said. “I’ll eat them later,”

    “Okay,” Macy said, connecting their lips. Nick applied more pressure to the kiss and licked Macy’s bottom lip. Macy parted her lips slightly to allow Nick’s tongue to slip in. He ran his tongue along her teeth and pulled his tongue back into his mouth. He kissed her upper lip and pulled away softly, and then he kissed her lower lip. Macy moaned. This time, it didn’t surprise Nick and he just lifted her off him effortlessly and sat her on his lap backwards so she wasn’t facing him. He kissed her neck softly and Macy moaned again. He kissed her neck harder and Macy got off him and sat down on the bed.

    “Um…” Macy blushed.

    “Yeah,” Nick said awkwardly.

    “So, anyway,” they said at the same time. They looked at each other and laughed. Following a sudden impulse, Macy grabbed him by his shirt and crashed her lips into his. Nick let his lips linger on hers and then pulled away.

    “You were supposed to help me with my biology tonight,” Nick remembered. Macy nodded and got up to go retrieve her biology textbook.

    “No, it’s okay,” Nick grabbed her waist and pulled her down into his lap. Macy touched his nose with the tip of her finger and smiled.

    “We can’t do this all the time, you know,” Macy said. “It’s already 5 o’clock, and you need to study,”

    “Macy, baby, all I want to do is take a nap.” Nick yawned and lay back on the bed. Macy waved him off and sat at her desk as Nick started drifting. While Macy was studying, Nick was dreaming….

    Where am I? Nick looked around and then looked down. He was in a tux in the chapel. Joe was standing directly next to him and so was Kevin, Frankie right next to him.

    “Dude, where am I?” Nick asked Joe quietly.

    “Your wedding,” Joe whispered. “Remember, you proposed to Macy about three months ago?”

    Nick gasped. Before he could ask any more questions, ‘The Wedding March’ started and Macy Misa began to walk down the aisle. Nick held his breath. She looked…amazing. She was like a floating angel.

    Two Minutes Later-

    “Will you, Nicholas Jerry Lucas, have Macy Nicole Misa to be your wife? Will you love her, comfort and keep her, and forsaking all other remain true to her as long as you both shall live?” the priest asked. Nick looked at Macy and smiled.

    “I will.”

    “Repeat after me: I, Nicholas Jerry Lucas,”

    “I, Nicholas Jerry Lucas,” Nick repeated.

    “Take thee, Macy Nicole Misa, to be my wife, and before God and these witnesses I promise,”

    Nick repeated the words.

    “to be a faithful and true husband,” the priest said. Nick repeated those, too.

    So, the wedding continued.

    “You may now kiss the bride,”

    Nick pulled back the veil and—

    “Nick!” Macy shook Nick awake and Nick’s eyes fluttered open. “Hmm?”

    Macy had already changed into her pajamas. She was wearing one of those short boxers for girls, socks, and a t-shirt. “You should probably go home now, it’s already 8,”

    Nick jumped up. “I missed dinner? Mom’s gonna kill me!”

    “Don’t worry,” Macy kissed Nick softly. “My mom called your mom and told her you were sleeping,”

    She got in bed next to him and stroked his hair. “You need to relax,”

  • Nick

    STFU AND GTFO ;)

  • Nick Jonas

    Oh bb, sry I didn’t see you thar. ;)
    What’s up sexy? ;]

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    OH MY GOD! Now she’s forcing me to read these god awful JONAS stories!!! someone tell this bitch to stop posting! GAH! my arms are sore from being tied up!

    –Joe
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    LMAO @ you incorporating the story posting hahah um ya want me to ease the tension ;)

  • Anonymous

    spice girls are awesome!

  • CaliGirl

    Nick is HOT!!!

  • Anonymous

    Macy stared at Joe’s puppy dog face and looked away. “It’s just that I was upset…cus I always hurt you guys, and I felt so bad, and you all still talk to me, and.” She couldn’t go on for threat of crying again. Joe just looked at her. “It’s okay, Macy. You’ve been getting better. I mean, you don’t faint anymore, and I’m sure the hurting us part will stop soon, too. And we want to be your friend because you’re an amazing person.” Joe tells her and hugs her. *Wow!* she thought. Two hugs from two different Lucas brothers in one day. The warning bell rang. “Oh crap! We are gonna be late, but don’t worry Macy. Oh, lets do something later. Maybe ice cream? My treat?” he says and winks at her. “O-okay.” She replies, then he runs off.

    Macy also headed off to her art class, which she happened to share with the oldest Lucas brother, Kevin. She got to art class, and again, there was no Lucas brother. But that was okay. She was on a roll today with the Lucas brothers. They really liked her, and hey, if Kevin didn’t, then two out of three ain’t bad. She sat down at one of the old wooden tables with a million pencil and paint marks on it. It was the second to last seat. In art class, you could sit wherever you wanted, no seating chart. Kevin came running in, just making it before the final bell rang. “Yes! Am I good or what?” he said out loud to himself. He looks around the room, and sees the empty seat next to Macy, smiles and heads toward the seat. Macy became extremely nervous when he sat down. She wasn’t sure if he was upset or not about this morning.

    “Hey, Macy! What’s up?” he says glancing at her, and then does a double take. “Macy Misa! Have you been crying!?” he exclaims. She sighs. Is it just her, or does every Lucas brother have to ask that question? She looks at him and smiles a tiny bit. “Yeah, I was Kevin. It’s been a bad day.” She then looks back at the paper that had been on the desk when she got there. “Aw. Does somebody need a hug? And why are you so upset? Don’t tell me. Is it because of this morning, cus that’s nothing. You’re my friend, and a bowling ball to the foot isn’t gonna change that.” He says smiling, and holding his arms open for him to hug her. She leans over and hugs him. “Oh god!” he thought, “She smells so good, and she’s so cute and adorable. I never want to let her go.”

    “You’re the best, Kevin.” she tells him. “Of course I am! How do you think I got to be the oldest?” he says with a cheesy grin that makes her laugh. “So, Macy, you wanna go see a movie tomorrow night?” he asked her. “Oh, uh, sure. That’d be fun.” she squeaks out. She pulls away from him. “Oh wow! I’m doing stuff with two of the Lucas brothers, and I got hugs from all three!” She smiled at that thought and started to draw. What? She wasn’t sure yet. But from the center of her eye, it looked like Kevin was drawing the two of them, standing in front of some lockers

  • Anonymous

    yes, it will. i recognize that link. take it somewhere else, thxxxxx

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    haha usually i just go by I’dFUCKNickJonas or anonymous. or sometimes i just forget to type anything in… haha you know, whatever goes.

  • trish

    i meant pic 12….. Joe why must you do this to me?

  • alliegator.(:

    oh shii. is the dirty porn coming? or can you at least wait for an hour?

  • Aim

    holy mother-
    guys don’t click that!

    it’s a flippen disgusting grandpa porn site!

    it will take you forever to close.

    and it will give ur compy a virus!

  • Anonymous

    remember, we are dealing with 10-year-old jonas fans who cannot come to grips with the reality of niley being on again. logic has no place in their brains.

  • Anonymous

    Nick Lucas waved at the girls passing him. He honestly didn’t know any of their names, but they knew him, so he couldn’t be rude. He sighed, walking down the empty hall. School had ended almost half an hour ago. Of course, he had been kept back for being late to class. Because some girls visiting from a different school had attacked him in the hallway. Music flooded out of a room he passed. He paused, taking a step back and peaking in. His eyebrows rose as he found it the Art room, and the music came from the small radio on the desk next to a dancing Macy Misa. He smiled to himself. She would turn and whip the paper with a different color of paint every time she pulled a small dance move. The ‘art’ looked like a big mess, but she was having fun with the time to herself. No sports to distract her. Better yet, no sports equipment to injure him. “I can see your halooooo!” She yelled, grinning. He winced. She wasn’t that amazing of a singer. But, still. He continued to watch. The song ended, causing her to frown. But her eyes lit up as his own voice flooded the room. He stared in surprise for a moment. This song was old. Really old. It was called Appreciate, and barely anyone ever spoke about it anymore, let alone listen to it. “And there’s a man dyin’ on the side of the road. Won’t make it home tonight…” She sang softly, changing the paper to a blank sheet. She placed a picture on the desk and glanced at it, starting her new piece. “Life is too short, so take the time and appreciate…” He quickly noticed the tears streaming down her cheeks. He placed his bag on a nearby chair as she rubbed her eyes, setting the brush down. She took in a shaky breath, trying to focus, picking the brush back up and looking at the picture, which he realized was a photo of the Lucas brothers on stage at some concert

  • Anonymous

    Nick kissed her nose. “I know, I know,”

    “You don’t have to go, y’know,” Macy said. “Your mom wasn’t sure and, well, Mom reminded her it was Friday, and then your mom said you could sleepover if you wanted.”

    Nick smiled. “Yes! Your bed is so comfy,”

    Macy laughed. “Thanks, I usually sleep on the side you’re sleeping on,”

    “It smells like you,” Nick sniffed the pillow. Macy wrapped her arms around him.

    “Go back to sleep,” Macy told him. Nick nodded.

    “One more thing,” Nick said. Macy raised her eyebrow.

    “I saw the picture and I want you to have my babies, too,” Nick said quickly, then fake-snored, hoping that Macy would leave him alone. Macy narrowed her eyes and then rolled them. She’d deal with it in the morning.

    “Just go back to sleep,” Macy said. Nick agreed.

    “Before I do—”

    Macy groaned. “What is it?”

    “You’re the best girlfriend in the world

  • Joe Jonas

    Ohay thar Joe.

    Hey everyone. GO HERE
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    GOOD NILEY PORN TO READ!

    I LOVED THE FIRST STORY!
    How bout you?

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    Dude. Pretty sick nasty story. Hell, I’m not into the whole ‘lil bro’ and horse face porn, but I got to say..that site did it for me.

    ;)

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    ;]. Great. Btw, I’m in TWU WUV with that horse
    face you…. BIG BRUDDAH!

    ———-

    Hey. It’s good, giving back to the animals in our world. It’s nice to know someone in this family is sticking up for animal cruelty. Poor girl.

    Shucks.

    By the way. I’m fucking awesome.

  • RealityCheck.

    I spy Nick’s butt on the last pic.
    gimme a piece of that ; ]

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    hey nick,is joe and kevin on here to????????

  • BABY J

    ANYONE WANT TO FUCK?

  • Nick

    Hey babe ;)

  • kimmy4

    shouldnt you be singing in a cheap blonde wig somewhere

  • Anonymous

    “Inside scoop only if you want to know what is really going on. Rob Hoffman (JoBro photog and Selena friend) informed “people” that Nick and Selena are back on. I was like pshhh. He said that is why there was an article out today (Fox News) that Miley dumped her boyfriend and that it was Miley who wanted to get back with Nick cuz she had feelings for him. Jonas sources leaked that info to cushion any news that Nick is NOT with Miley he is in chats with Selena. Selena is in heaven (check out her twitter). Here we go go go again (Demi song). Sources say Demi is so happy and that they can all be together again during CR2 filming in September.”

    ———

    Again. I laugh at picturing Rob stirring up trouble in Teenie Land. Har har har.

    You just fail.
    Give it up.
    ____________________________________

    READ MILEY’S TWITTER. IT IS OVER WITH NICK AND MILEY. TOLD YA.

  • TooLegitToQuit

    like OU last night?!?!
    that was some crazyyyy shit; there must’ve been something weirddd in america’s water yesterday. lol
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    LOL people just get crazy after midnight ;)

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    i’d have to agree cornpopsgirl!
    cue “the freaks come out at night” in the background. ahahahaha!!!

  • Anonymous

    “Macy.” Her head snapped up in surprise.

    “Nick!” She squeaked, whipping around to face him. The paint brush smeared black across the front of his shirt. She gasped. “I’m so sorry!” She yelled,
    bring her arm back the other way. More paint on his shirt. “I am so sorry!” She dropped the brush, letting it fall to the floor. The paint whipped up and hit his shoes. “Oh! I’m sorry! I am so-I’m sor-I’m…” She stopped short, choking back a sob. Either from embarrassment, or the song. Possibly both. He thought it over. Stella had mentioned her father passing away, so maybe the song hit a little too close to home?

    “Oh, Macy.” He mumbled, stepping closer, gently -but carefully- wrapping his arms around her. His hand pressed firmly to the back of her head, just in case she fainted, bringing her even closer. Her body trembled against his.

    “My girl turned sweet sixteen today. She’s beautiful. So beautiful…” She let her head drop into his shoulder as the song continued softly from behind them. Cautiously, her arms lifted from being limp at her sides, to around his mid-section. He gently caressed her back, whispering to her.

    “I wish I grabbed the chance to say to her, life is too short so take the time and appreciate.” It seemed to make it even worse, and her sobs were now louder than before. She shook violently against him as the song finally came to an end. And, as he soon realized it was her iPod playing, he reached back and pressed down the button, turning it off before another song started.

    “I’m sorry. I’m so stupid and-and I-I’m just..” She stuttered, pulling away. He stroked her cheek, catching stray tears.

    “Stop crying, Macy. It’s okay.”

    “B-But, your shirt..”

    “You’re upset about that?” He scoffed. “Besides, your shirt is ruined, too.” She blinked, then looked down. The paint from his shirt hadn’t dried so it was now on her’s also. She laughed slightly, but it sounded broken, not like the Macy laugh he knew. “What’s wrong?”

    “N-Nothing.” She answered, eyes on the floor.

    “Macy.” He tilted her head up. “Tell me.” She blinked as the tears started forming again.

    “My-My dad…”

    “You don’t have to tell me.” He stated, pulling her back into an embrace. She sniffled.

    “Sorry about this.”

    “It’s alright. What are friends for?”

    “Wh-What?” She said, baffled. “We’re friends?”

    “Of course, Mace.” He said, amused.

    “Oh, but, don’t I get annoying sometimes?” She squeaked, embarrassed.

    “Nah, I’m used your clumsy-ness.” He grinned. She smiled. A real Macy Misa smile this time. “Come on, let’s go get some ice cream or something. You can finish this lovely piece tomorrow.” He swiftly turned, arm around her shoulder, and scooped up his bag. He led her out of the room.

    “Oh, uh, my iPod…and my stuff.” He tilted his head.

    “Right, hold on.” He went back in the room, picking up a small purple bag, the iPod -he left the radio, having recognized it as the art teachers-, and a softball glove before heading back to her.

    “Thanks, Nick.” She said, smiling as she put the music player and glove into the bag, before slinging it over her shoulder.

    “No problem.” He replied, allowing his arm to curve around her shoulders once again. She’s not freaking out. He glanced at her.

    “You’re pretty awesome, Nick of school.”

    “Gee thanks, Macy of school.” She laughed.

    Maybe being friends with the Lucas brothers wouldn’t be so hard?

    “Hey, Nick! Hey, Macy.” Kevin said, making his way over. “Where have you two been?”

    “Oh, hi Kevin!” She said turning. Her bag, which was holding a bowling ball she was accustomed to holding and didn’t remember being in there, rammed into his stomach.

    “Oof!” He doubled over.

    “I am so sorry!” Nick chuckled from her side.

    Alright, take that back. It might be a little hard after all

  • alliegator.(:

    lol its so awkward to say kevin is so hot now.
    lol
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    i know. ):

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Lol you better not be talking about Nick’s..cuz we all know you lost his a LOOOOOOONG time ago and to the teenies thinking those songs indicate her dating NJ again then LMFAO @ YOU! go to bed!

  • L O V E

    I APPARENTLY AM MISSING A LOT

    JOE BEING TIED UP
    NICK HAVING SEX WITH GIRLS
    MILEY TRYING TO TALK TO NICK BUT NICK IS IGNORING HER
    SELENA TALKING ABOUT HER AND HER PICKLE OBBSESION
    DEMI BEING ANNOYING

    WOW. I MISSED A LOT :D

  • Anonymous

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    wait i’m not going to her show so idgaf

  • the one and only (:

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  • Nick

    haha ;)

  • Anonymous

    bitch plz that wig is FABULOUS

  • Anonymous

    Macy had already gone downstairs when Nick had finally woken up. He looked around for her, but she wasn’t there. Her computer was still running, though, so she must have been there just a couple of minutes ago. Nick looked around again and sat at the desk. AIM was up and some guy named EricV was talking to Macy. Or was talking to Macy.

    ERICV SAYS: HEY, MACE!

    Nick rolled his eyes. Umm…okay. He kept reading.

    :)Macy:) SAYS: hi :)

    Obviously Macy knew this EricV dude. Nick leaned closer to the computer screen and continued to snoop.

    ERICV SAYS: WAT R U DOING?

    :)Macy:) SAYS: not much. nick is here but he’s sleeping

    “Yeah, that’s right, Nick’s here!” Nick said out loud, then covered his mouth.

    ERICV SAYS: OH. HIM

    Okay! What’s that supposed to mean? Nick blinked repeatedly, obviously offended. “Him?” he asked. “And why are you yelling at my girlfriend?” and continued to read.

    :)Macy:) SAYS: wats that supposed 2 mean?

    “I know, right?” Nick asked the computer.

    ERICV SAYS: OH, NOTHING ITS JUST HE’S ALWAYS WITH U

    :)Macy:) says: um, that’s b/c he’s my boyfriend

    That’s right, you tell him, baby, Nick thought.

    ERICV SAYS: WHATEVER

    :)Macy:) says: u kno wat, i think dis convo is over

    :)MACY:) HAS BLOCKED ERICV AT 8:46 A.M.

    They had to be friends, Nick concluded, because Macy would never ever talk to a dude that reprimands her for spending time with her boyfriend, and uses all caps! I mean, who uses all caps? He got out of the desk and lay back down on the bed. Macy came in and smiled when she saw him up.

    “You’re awake,” she said softly, smiling. Nick nodded and smiled at her. Macy crawled on the bed and laid back.

    “What are you all dressed up for?”

    “This isn’t dressed up,” Macy mumbled against Nick’s chest. “And you slept in your school clothes, shoes and all,”

    Nick looked down at his outfit and laughed. “Can I change?”

    “Into what?” Macy asked. “I don’t steal your clothes anymore, remember?”

    “You used to?” Nick laughed. Macy nodded and laughed.

    “What am I supposed to wear?” Nick asked.

    “If you have an undershirt on, just wear that,” Macy said, going to her computer.

    “What are you doing on there?” Nick unbuttoned his shirt and slipped it off. He still had on his undershirt.

    “Nothing, just checking my JONAS fan site,”

    “You know, I’ve never seen it,” Nick walked over and stood over Macy. Macy turned around.

    “It’s nothing that ser—whoa,” Macy said. Nick laughed.

    “What?” Nick asked, knowing very well what.

    Macy’s eyes traced his arm muscles and all the way back. “Oh, nothing, nothing at all,”

    She discreetly fanned herself and then got back to what she was saying. “So the website isn’t that—”

    Nick put his hands on her desk and leaned over her.

    “Could you stop doing that, please?” Macy asked. Nick looked down.

    “What?”

    “Whatever you’re doing,” Macy said. Nick turned around.

    “Fine, I won’t lean over you,” Nick said. Macy stared at his back muscles, then shook her head.

    “You know what, you need to just put your shirt back on,” Macy said. Nick laughed.

    “Why?” He asked. Macy looked at him.

    “Because if you don’t, I might faint. Actually, not might. I will. Right now.”

    Nick kissed her lips softly. Macy pushed him away gently.

    “It’s morning, Nick,”

    “Exactly why you should kiss me,” Nick said, kissing her again. He pulled away and was just about ot go back for more when James ‘accidentally’ walks in with his boombox blasting Sean Kingston’s “Fire Burning”.

    Somebody call 911

    Shorty fire burning on the dance floor

    Whoa oh oh

    Dude, seriously? Nick thought. He pulled Macy in for another kiss but James turned up the radio and Macy yelped.

    “Please go away, James,” Macy said. James nodded reluctantly and eyed Nick before leaving.

    “Thank you,” Nick said, leaning into Macy.

    “Someone’s here to see you, Nick,” Mrs. Misa said. Nick pecked Macy on the lips.

    “Be right back,” he left. Macy looked out the window to see who it was.

    “Oh no,” she breathed.

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    Nick slumped onto the couch cushion and dropped his head onto the headrest. Joe and Kevin hopped over the couch and occupied both empty seats beside him.

    Joe placed a hand over his brothers’ shoulder, “It’s okay to get dumped Nick, besides she was a real pop diva witch if you ask us.” He pointed between him and Kevin.

    Kevin nodded enthusiastically, “She really was, she was like ‘Devin get me a cake’ and I was like ‘My name’s Kevin’ and she was like ‘Whatever get me a cake!'”

    “The point is…” Joe interrupted, “You don’t need snobby girls taking over your life, you just need to find that one down to earth girl that will be nice to you.”

    “And your brothers.” Kevin added. Joe met Kevin with a slap of the head.

    “Ouch!” He screeched in response. He massaged his tender head while Nick got up and flailed his arms.

    “Okay I get it…seriously guys I’m okay. I just need a minute to myself. So if you please?” He pointed to the exit. The two brothers nodded and got up slowly.

    “I can take a hint!” Joe exclaimed. He just wanted his little brother to know that he was there for him.

    Kevin followed his younger brother out the room. Leaving Nick alone on the couch. He picked up the remote and watched as a Teen Weekly Insider TV Edition plastered the tabloids of his face with a big ‘dumped’ across it. He turned it off and let his face fall into his hands.

    He heard faint steps ascend the staircase but ignored them. He didn’t want the company.

    The feet pattered across the floor and Nick stood up angrily, “I told you guys to leave. me. alone!”

    The emphasis on his words frightened Macy and she fell trying to get over to the Stellavator. Nick shook his head with disagreement, but came to her aid anyway.

    She carefully picked herself up and backed away from Nick. He could barely see her frightened eyes through all the clothes she was holding, “I’m sorry Nick, I just promised Stella I would fullfill her duties as the JONAS stylist while she was out of town. I could upgrade the Stellavator tomorrow and leave you alone!”

    “MACY!” He saw her hide behind the ten pairs of outfits in her arms. He did feel apologetic for his recent outburst, “Macy, I’m sorry, you’re just doing your job. It’s just that I wanted some time alone.”

    He placed a hand on the pile of outfits and lowered it so he could see her properly, she looked absolutely terrified and that just made Nick feel worse.

    “I’m sorry too. My only intention wasn’t just to upgrade the Stellavator”. She dug into the pile of clothes and brought out some things that were all too familiar to Nick. In her hands she held out a James Bond Movie, an indigo blanket, light popcorn, and to top it off a bag of gummy bears.

  • Joe Jonas

    NO THE ONE “FAKE JOE AND NICK” ARE TALKING ABOUT DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK!!!!! YOUR COMP WILL BECOME FUCKED UP!

    ———

    Hardy har har.

    Why would I ever do that?
    It’s not like it’s grandpa porn.

  • Periwinkle

    Joeeeeeee! Stop making me want you!!! :/

  • Nick

    hehe ;)

  • Anonymous

    is it sad that they were my jonas brothers? well, hanson was, but my girl-jonas brothers. oh how i loved hanson…*sigh*

  • Anonymous

    *takes of clothes and straddles you*

  • Anonymous

    ur good but not good as idfucknickjons
    she was awsome on storytelling

  • Anonymous

    HI NICK! ;]

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    hi joe!!!!=]

  • http://oceanup.com dell

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  • Nick Jonas

    Ohay thar Joe.

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    ——–

    Dude. Pretty sick nasty story. Hell, I’m not into the whole ‘lil bro’ and horse face porn, but I got to say..that site did it for me.

    ;)

    ——–
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    face you…. BIG BRUDDAH!

    ———-

    Hey. It’s good, giving back to the animals in our world. It’s nice to know someone in this family is sticking up for animal cruelty. Poor girl.

    Shucks.

    By the way. I’m fucking awesome.
    ————-
    Yep, I just wuv animals. And yes, I know your
    fucking awesome. ;] I’m the fucking sex, though.

  • anonymous

    Oh Joe….why are you so gorgeous

  • Anonymous

    Nick surveyed the sight in front of him, “You are definitely my super number one fan.” He let out a laugh that made Macy melt.

    “I just thought that I could try to cheer you up, like a friend.” Her voice sounded hopeful.

    He did want a night to himself but how could he resist such a thoughtful act, “On one condition!” Her eyes became scared all over again, “You spilt the bears with me.”

    She laughed lightly and nodded, “Of course, my mom has always taught me to share.”

    The two found themselves preparing for the movie. Nick lowered the lights and Macy popped the popcorn. She walked over and sat down on the chair beside the couch. Nick sat on the couch and placed the popcorn on the chair rest.

    The two dug in and found themselves actually bonding over Bond, “I seriously wish I could be as smooth with the Ladies as James Bond is.”

    Macy only laughed in response, “What are you talking about? You’re like a modern day Bond. No one is smoother with the Ladies than you are.”

    Nick only burst into laughter, “No way…I totally fell flat on my face while flirting with Megan Fox using the line, ‘Are you from Tennesee cause you’re the only 10-I-see.”

    She failed trying to cover her mouth in fits of giggles, “Oh my gosh what did she say?”

    He shrugged, “I told you, I fell on my face halfway through Tennesee.”

    “Oh man that’s the worse! But come on you’ve dated the hottest girls in Hollywood…I bet that little Miss…” She saw his face falter and she stopped halfway. “Sorry, too soon.”

    He looked over at her and paused the TV, “It’s still a sore topic.”

    Macy placed the bowl on the coffee table and turned to Nick, “Well if you ask me it’s her lost.”

    “Hah sure.” His head dropped a little lower and she shook hers.

    “No, I really do have to disagree Nick. She broke up with the most talented guy in the world. Who else can write a song in two seconds?”

    “Two and a half seconds.” He corrected but let out a laugh. She placed a hand on his shoulder.

    “Either way she’s giving up such a talented, athletic, attractive and modern day Bond. Any girl in access of a Teen Magazine can see that.” She picked up the copy of his cover on the side stand.

    He let out a small chuckle, “Seriously Macy you’re too nice.”

    “And you’re too humble. Give yourself more credit Nick, the world can see it, why can’t you?” She flicked his chin and he simply smiled. “Aw I see your pretty smile.” She poked at his face and made cutesy noises that made him outburst with laughter.

    “Macy…stop it!” He exclaimed. She shook her head and continued to banter him.

    “No not until you say, ‘My name is Nick. Super Awesome Nick.'”

    He shook his head still laughing, “There is no way in the world you can get me to say that.”

    “Fine now the world can see you smile and glow in amazement 24 hours a day!” Her cheeriness made him surrender.

    “My name is Nick. Super Awesome Nick!” She stopped poking him and laughed.

    “See you are awesome.” She sat back in her chair and Nick just stared at her in awe.

    “So are you Mace. Thanks.” He picked up her hand and placed a kiss on the back of it.

    She couldn’t help but blush, “Oh my, aren’t I a lucky little lady?” She asked in a Southern accent.

    He chuckled and gave her a slight push, “The luckiest. You got to see me laugh, I kissed your hand, and I smiled. Don’t think this will happen the next time we watch a movie.”

    “What are we gonna watch next time Mr. Lucas?” She batted her eyelashes and rested her elbows on the cleared armrest now staring up at him.

    He looked at her with a smirk midway, “Well the whole Bond series of course. Just me and my Bond girl.”

    “You mean Lucas’ girl. Super Awesome Nick Lucas’ Girl.” Her seductive way of saying those two lines made him forget all about his terrible breakup and focus on something else. She was five ft, petite, and the upgrade in his romantic life.

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    haha omg seriously.

    like what is she getting out of posting these?

    at least with my stories i have a few people who ask me to continue. literally NO ONE is asking her. it’s so awkward… why is she doing this?!?! hahahahahaha i hate people.

  • Anonymous

    Uhh I’m looking at it and it says nothing about him. Try again, delusional teenie.

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    hi selena i do to!!!!!!!!!!=]

  • http://www.myspace.com/omj_its_jenny jenny

    awwwwww!!
    kevin looks soo happy!!
    awwwww
    cuz hes getting married!!
    haha

  • Anonymous

    get a life
    omgz you tricked pre-teens, you’re so 1337!!!!!!

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    hellooo

  • Nick

    shes a lonely person? ;) haha

  • Nick

    Im right here ;) and im not posing as Nick J. -.-

  • jerseygirl

    Boom, boom, boom Joseph.

    Oh.My.God!

  • Anonymous

    stfu

  • Nick

    oooh can we? ;))

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    remember that post like 2 nights ago? the one that we pretty much OWNED. those were good times ;)

  • Anonymous

    STELLA!” Kevin cried. Stella turned around and gasped.

    “Oh my gosh, KEVIN! What’d you do?” Stella stared at the massive purple stain on Kevin’s newly starched pearly white vest. She sighed. This happened every time. Every single time she created something white, it was always ruined by some sort of stain. The white vest WAS NOT even supposed to be worn until the White Dove Foundation’s meet and greet, and Kevin had worn it anyway and now spoiled it with God knows what. “You weren’t even supposed to be wearing that!”

    Kevin sighed. “Well, I saw it hanging up in my closet next to the white skinny jeans and I just had to try it on,”

    “UGH!” Stella said, walking up to Kevin. “What is this?”

    “It’s…grape juice,” Kevin said. Stella moaned in agony.

    “Grape juice?! Now I’ll have to get it out with lemon juice,” Stella groaned. “Take the vest off,”

    Kevin handed her the vest. Stella walked off to the kitchen to get the lemon juice. She turned around quickly.

    “Don’t touch your WDF meet and greet clothes until the day of the event,” Stella warned. Kevin sighed and nodded.

    “KEVIN!” Joe yelled, running into the living room. “I have an emergency!”

    “What?” Kevin asked, sighing again. He hated it when he disappointed people.

    “I lost my white jeans,” Joe breathed. Kevin stared at him, then sighed again and looked away. Joe ignored his distressed brother and ran to find Stella. And he did. Joe smacked right into Stella, causing the lemon juice she was holding to topple all over her shirt.

    “JOE!” Stella screeched. “This was my favorite cotton T-shirt! This was my ONLY cotton T-shirt!”
    “Sorry!” Joe cried. “Sorry!”

    Stella rolled her eyes and was about to walk away.

    “Wait!” Joe cried. But Stella didn’t hear him.

    “I love you,” he said under his breath.

    Macy opened the window. “Nick, come back up,”

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    Guys, she’s been standing like that for 20 minutes. I think we should go over.”
    “She’s probably messing with that pop-out thing.” Joe said, brushing it off. Macy had been bent over, half way in her locker since the final bell rang.

    “Alright, fine. You believe that. But-”

    “I’ll go see if she’s okay.” Nick spoke up. Stella blinked. “You two plan out your date, alright?”

    “It’s not a date!” They both yelled.

    “Uh-huh, sure.” He nodded, walking over to the girl. “Macy.” He said. She didn’t budge. “Macy?” He placed a hand on her shoulder, shaking her. Nothing. He was beginning to get worried now. This was Macy Misa, she’d get freaked by just seeing a Lucas brother, let alone one touching her. There was no resonse as he dropped his bag and shook both shoulders. Alright, maybe was panicking? Just a little. “Macy!”

    “Mmmff.” Finally. He turned her around. She fell forward, eyes closed, head landing on his shoulder.

    “Macy?” She was breathing, so that was a good sign. “She’s sleeping?” He mumbled to himself.

    “Huh?” The small figure in his arms opened her eyes, confused. “Nick?”

    “Hey, there.” Don’t freak out. Don’t freak out.

  • Anonymous

    “The one person I can always count on? Noah Lindsey The one person who always loves me? Noah Lindsey The one person who doesn’t judge me? Noah Lindsey Why? Because she’s my sister. Best friends forever.”

    this?

    ZOMG MILEY LOVES HER SISTER!! CLEARLY SHE AND NICK ARE DUNZO!!

    seriously dude? go get laid.

  • Anonymous

    LMAO @ THE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BE ME.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

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    cue “the freaks come out at night” in the background. ahahahaha!!!
    ___________________
    Lol haha i love that song!

  • alliegator.(:

    I’M GOING TO TAKE CAMILLA’S ASS AND SHOVE IT UP THIS JONAS FANFIC WRITERS ASS.

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  • Joe Jonas

    holy mother-
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    it’s a flippen disgusting grandpa porn site!

    it will take you forever to close.

    and it will give ur compy a virus!

    ———

    Really?
    Grandpa Porn?

    Hm. Interesting.
    Where’d you get the link?

  • Anonymous

    Eric Von Carlisle looked up and smirked. “Hey, Mace. This your boyfriend?”

    Macy glowered at him. “Yes, he is, Eric. Nick, come up, please!”

    “This is the best you could do? This pretty boy?” Eric asked. Nick stuffed his balled-up fists in his pocket.

    Nick Lucas looked up at his girlfriend. No way was he coming up. It was obvious that this was the EricV dude, and he was NOT about to let him embarrass him. And then he saw Macy, nearly in tears, begging for him to come up, and he made a decision. He waved goodbye to the Eric guy and went back inside Macy’s house. Mrs. Misa frantically checked him for any bruises.

    “Nick?” Macy ran downstairs. Nick just looked at her blankly and walked upstairs. He brushed past her and walked into her room. He didn’t lie down on the bed. He just stared at it. And then he sat down at Macy’s desk. Macy, confused, ran upstairs.

    “What is your problem?” Macy asked. Nick glared at her

  • alliegator.(:

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    i think it’d be fun. (:

    ===========

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  • KC

    I’m a little jealous…my brother is getting married, and I’m not. :(
    I’m stuck with some Gorilla who keeps me tied up 24/7
    will someone come and rescue me??

    -Joe
    —————
    lmao. whoever wrote this..i love you

  • Anonymous

    oh man. joe looks really really sexy in that video.

  • Anonymous

    STOP

  • (:

    hahahahahahhahahha (:
    You’re awesome! She drives me crazy! Her eyebrows and that she looks like Joe’s twin! How creepy?

  • Anonymous

    “I don’t like you with that Eric guy,”

    Macy sat on Nick’s lap. “What are you talking about? I’m NOT with him!”

    “Well, I don’t like that he doesn’t leave you alone,” Nick said. Macy kissed him softly. Nick pulled away a little too quickly and Macy looked at him.

    “It’s not my fault, you know,” Macy said. Nick kissed her cheek and took her off of his lap. He set her on the bed gently and walked out of the room. Macy was afraid that he had also walked out of her life.

    “Nick, what is this?” Macy sobbed into the phone. “Are you trying to break up with me or something?”

    “No,” was Nick’s simple answer.

    “Then what is it?” Macy said. “I don’t understand,”

    Nick sighed. “I just needed some time to think, okay?”

    “So you’re not mad?” Macy asked.

    “No, baby,” Nick said. “I’m not,”

    “Okay,” Macy said uneasily. “I’ve gotta go. I love you.”

    “I love you, too,” Nick sighed. He was about to hang up when Macy spoke.

    “Nick?”

    “Yeah,”

    “Don’t say I love you if you don’t feel like it,” Macy said. “I’ll understand,”

    A tear rolled down Nick’s cheek. And that was when Nick knew that this was the girl he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. How did she get him so well? “Macy, I love you, too,”

    He could almost hear Macy smiling.

    “Thanks,” she said softly and hung up the phone. Nick looked at his purity ring. I know, I just know, when we’re old enough, Nick thought, she’ll be the one to get my pr

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    hahah i know!!!!miley and “hannah”=stupid

  • Anonymous

    Hi.” She said, sleepy. “Night.” She placed her head back on his shoulder. Apparently, she wasn’t stable enough to faint. Although, sleeping is pretty much the same thing. Her breathing began to get even and soft, and he realized she was dozing off again. What would he do? Carry her home? He thought it over a bit too long, for she had fallen into a deep sleep. She was comfortable sleeping on him? Oh, that’s nice to think about. Focus, Nick.

    “Oh, Macy.” He managed to push her locker closed and pick up his bag without knocking her over or waking her up. He never wore his backpack properly – he usually had it slung over one shoulder. But now, he had it on his back for once. He boosted Macy into his arms, bridal style, and turned around. Stella & Joe were watching intently. Joe’s eyebrow raised as he walked over.

    “What happened?” Nick shrugged.

    “She fell asleep.”

    “Obviously.” Stella spoke out. “Did you ask if she was okay

  • M & M

    WOW one show the rest didnt sell. ONE SHOW…

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  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

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  • Anonymous

    JONAS fanfics??? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. gross. stop, please.

  • alliegator.(:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE CLICK ON GRANDPA PORN!
    IT MAKES MY NIGHT!
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  • Kylie

    I sent in the 4th pic. I’m the girl in the jean jacket
    He HAD just woken up and thats why he looked so tired
    it was a little passed 10 oclock and we found him at
    his hotel about to order breakfast. :D

  • Anonymous

    I ? NILEY

  • Nick Jonas

    holy mother-
    guys don’t click that!

    it’s a flippen disgusting grandpa porn site!

    it will take you forever to close.

    and it will give ur compy a virus!

    ———

    Really?
    Grandpa Porn?

    Hm. Interesting.
    Where’d you get the link?
    ———–
    Yes, very interesting…
    Where did you get the link?

  • Anonymous

    WHAT UP WITH ALL THE FANFIC?!

  • Anonymous

    is demi’s show the 3rd?

  • Anonymous

    A sweet sixteen is the most important day in a young lady’s life. It is the reveal of a girl when she is no longer a girl but a woman or an older lady. Well not old old but…”

    “Stell! Can you get to your main focus, there’s a lot of work that needs to be done for Macy’s party.” Joe said seriously. Stella held the clipboard close to her body and stepped to Joe looking straight at him in the eye.

    “Don’t you think I get that Joe? Don’t you think me slaying away for five months of my life hasn’t shown my main focus, dedication, and hard work to make Macy Misa’s party the most spectacular thing Horace Mantis has ever seen? Don’t you Joe? Don’t you?” She clutched onto his collar tightly, cutting off the circulation to his throat for breathing room.

    “Stella, you need him so he can sing for the party, for your best friend, not to mention your rep as a party coordinator.” Nick did make a lot of sense so she dropped him to the floor.

    She let out a calm sigh while Joe scrambled up, “I’m sorry boys it’s just Macy’s my best friend and I don’t want to let her down. She’s expecting the worlds best party and I don’t think I can live up to what she’s asking of me.”

    Nick narrowed his eyes at Stella, “Stella, all Macy asked for was a small party with her close family and friends.”

    “Don’t forget a chocolate cake shaped like a basketball!” Joe added blowing up yet another balloon with the tank.

    “And now its some huge social event of the season.” Nick whailed his arms and Stella simply shrugged.

    “Listen I know my best friend, when she says small she means huge, when she says party she means soiree, when she says close family and friends she means the whole school and her second cousin twice removed from the Phillippines.”

    Nick placed his head in his hands, “Listen Stella, I know you’ve been Macy’s best friend since you started Horace Mantis but she and I have gotten really close. She’s like the Stella to my Joe minus the whole crush scenerio cause Kevin’s the one in love with her…”

    Joe let go of a helium balloon and it blazed across the room.

  • Anonymous

    I didn’t get the chance.”

    “Gimme your bag.” Joe said, walking around him.

    “Why?”

    “You should carry her on your back? It’ll be easier.”

    “Oh, that makes sense.” Stella held the bag as Joe lifted Macy onto Nick’s back. Macy secured her legs to keep her safely off the ground. “Alright, now what?”

    “We go home..”

    “I’ll call Mrs. Misa and ask if she could spend the night at your house. I’m staying there, right? Of course. So it’ll be like a sleepover!”

    “Shhh, Stell.” Nick warned, feeling Macy shifting.

    “Sorry.” She chattered away with Macy’s mom as they made their way to the firehouse. “Oh, no, Mrs. Misa, the boys all have purity rings. Nothing of that sort will happen, I promise. You can trust me.” Him and Joe’s cheeks turned slightly pink. She beamed and nodded to herself. “Of course! 2:30 latest? Okay, okay, thank you! I’ll tell her to call when she wakes up. Okay, bye.” She grinned, pressing the small red button on her phone. “She said yes!”

    “Whoo-hoo, now be quiet, you’re gonna wake her up.”

    “Alright, sorry, yeesh.” As they stepped inside the Lucas household, Nick paused.

    “Where’s she gonna sleep? And what’s she gonna wear?” He questioned.

    “Well, me and Mace can sleep on the pullout bed, and she can borrow something of mine. You still all those clothes I left here, right?”

    “Yup.”

    “Kay, then. Everythings perfect.”

    “SUPPPP?!” Kevin yelled, bouncing over. “Is she sleeping?”

    “No.” A small voice said.

    “Oh! Kevin, you woke her up!” Stella scolded.

    “Sorry, Mace.” He smiled sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck.

    “It’s okay.” She yawned, making a small squeaking noise.

    “Aw.” Nick said, then bit his lip.

    “Aw?”

    “Aw….some? Yeah, Joe, you’re awesome.”

    “Thanks, man! Whoo!” He heard a small giggle from his shoulder.

    “Mornin’ Macy. Er, afternoon.”

    “Hey.” She closed her eyes for a moment, but only a short one. “Oh! I’m on your back? I’m sorry, I’m probably heavy and-!”

    “No, no. Light as a feather.” He promised, nodding to prove a point.

    “Uhm, you don’t have to hold me anymore. I’m awake.”

    “It’s okay. I like holding you.” Silence. His brothers and Stella paused their conversation at his statement. “I-I-I mean, uhm..”

  • Anonymous

    HE DID THE MONSTER MASH
    IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO at the “miley” who keeps trying to get Nick-not-Jonas’s attention. omg she is so awkward. stop trying. please.

  • Anonymous

    This is my first JONAS FanFic. Hope you like it…

    “Hello,” Nick said awkwardly, walking into Macy’s room. Macy looked up at him and smiled brightly.

    “Hi, Nick of JONAS,” Macy seemed surprised and stood up, trying to greet him properly. Nick Lucas motioned for her to sit down. She obeyed and patted the seat next to her, eager to have a JONAS band member sit close to her.

    Nick sat and wrapped his arm around her, not cautious of what he was doing. Macy looked at his arm for a long time and decided that if she listened to her body and fainted she would ruin the moment. After a couple of moments of uncomfortable shuffling, she lay her head on Nick’s shoulder. He looked down at her.

    “Umm….what are you—”

    “Sorry,” Macy blushed and removed her head. Nick gently patted it back down.

    “No, it’s not a problem,” he said. “But, um, I have to ask you something,”

    “Do you want to enroll in the Macy Misa School of Dance?” Macy thrust a flyer at him, her head still awkwardly on his shoulder. “Is that it?”

    Nick took the flyer courteously and gave it a glance. “You dance?”

    “Ballet, lyrical, jazz, modern, and the occasional hip hop,” Macy rattled off nervously, snuggling her head deeper into his shoulder. “Umm…well, yeah, I dance.”

    Nick laughed. “That’s cool, but I still have to ask you something,”

    “Sorry,” Macy said. “I totally interrupted you. And not even to say something important, I just rattled off and you know I do that sometimes and my mom’s like, “MACY STOP IT!” and I always blush and—”

    She stopped and shifted her eyes upward to see Nick looking at her. “Oh, sorry. I’m doing it again.”

    Nick nodded. “I wanted to know if you wanted to come over for a sleepover with Stella and my brothers. It’s going to be—”

    “Really?” Macy said, lifting her head off of Nick’s shoulder. “Cool! I guess I should start packing. I’m always prepared for sleepovers. I have my sleeping bag and my jammies with me at all times. Can you help me get it down? I’m the short one in the family. My mom takes me to a special doctor to see if I really have peaked in my growth.”

    Nick walked over to her closet. “Where is the bag?”

    “Top shelf,” Macy replied. “I’m going to go get something, I’ll be right back,”

    Nick nodded and jumped a little to get at the sleeping bag. All of a sudden a black storage bag fell into his hands and so did the sleeping back. He reached inside and pulled out Macy’s….Macy’s bras. He shoved the bras back into the bag and dropped it at his feet, blushing.

    Macy walked in and blushed. “Oh…you found it.”

    Nick looked away, trying to train his eyes not to linger on her breasts. “Yeah, I did.”

    “Sorry,” Macy said, grabbing the sleeping bag. Nick’s skin prickled and he reached over and brushed his lips over hers. Macy stayed silent and looked at Nick with wide eyes. Nick put his hands on her shoulders and walked her backwards until she was against the wall. He kissed her softly again, then pulled away. Their noses were still touching.

    “Um,” Macy said, blushing. “Wow.”

    Nick gulped and took her sleeping bag in his hand. “Let’s go,”

    Macy followed him out, carrying her suitcase, knowing that he must have felt something too.

  • Anonymous

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  • (:

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  • Nick

    r u ready? ;)

  • ashlee

    I was at all of those shows :)

  • Anonymous

    A little lite on Kevin pics :(

  • kimmy4

    whenever your ready;)

  • jb,miley,and niley #1fan

    i know right and anyway is her sister of course her sister would love her more than any body is sister love with nick is love of a couple sometimes this haters piss me off it just stupid they say somethings and they even know wat it means

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  • Anonymous

    Anyway!” Stella said, noting Nick’s being uncomfortable. “Uh, we should watch a movie before it gets too late.” Thank you, Stella.

    “Good idea, what movie?” Kevin asked, heading over to the tv.

    “Uhm…I should get home soon. My mom-”

    “Taken care of. Stella called, you don’t mind spending the night here, right?”

    “M-Me? Here?”

    “Mmhmm.”

    “Uhm….okay. I think I can do that. Yeah. No, no, no. I can’t do that. No.”

    “Macy, breathe.”

    “I don’t think I can!”

    “Why don’t we change into our pj’s and then settle this out?” If Macy changes, there’s no point to go home, right? Good thinking, Joseph.

    “Mace, you love my clothes right? Of course you do. Blue will look nice.” She continued talking to herself as she made her way up stairs.

    “Uhm, Nick. I think-I think you should let me down now. I need to change.”

    “Oh, uh, right.” He lowered down and felt the warmth he’d grown used to disapear. He turned around to face her.

    “My legs are asleep.” She said, smiling. He jokingly scoffed.

    “Kay then, back on.”

    “No.” She grinned, saluted and started up the stairs. She turned her head. “Race you?”

    “Pshh!” As they made it to the top, he fell at the final step, falling to the

  • Anonymous

    JUST THE SIGHT OF JOE MAKES ME WET!!!
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  • Joe Jonas

    RESCUUUUUEEEE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! oh no, TAYLOR IS HERE!!! please, don’t make me read the stories again! oh god, no they’re duct taping my mouth!

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  • Anonymous

    ground. He raised his arms in the air. “I win!”

    “Only cause you fell.”

    “Details.” She laughed, offering her his hand. He placed his hand in hers and was flung upwards. “Whoa!”

    “Sorry. Guess I don’t know my own strength.” She laughed. He smiled, watching her eyes sparkle. Suddenly, he leaned forward, lips gently pressed against her cheek. Why he did it, no idea. But he had the sudden urge to. Her breath caught as he slowly pulled away. Her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fell the ground.

    “Oops. Macy?” He jumped back as she flew back up.

    “I’m fine, I’m fine! You just surprised me.” Her cheeks flushed red. “Coming, Stella!” She whipped around and headed straight for the confused blond.

    “I didn’t call you…”

    “Yes, you did. Oh these are cute!”

    “You really think so? I designed them myself..” He chuckled to himself as Macy’s expression slowly grew bored of the fashion conversation. Her eyes fell on him for a moment and he flashed her a smile. She did the same. Stella turned to him, giving a suspicious look. He whistled, heading over to his bed.

    “Kay, now that everyone’s–hey! Guuuuys!” Joe whined. Him and Kevin were the only ones in pajamas. “Get reeeeady!”

    “Alright, shut up.” Stella rolled her eyes, handing Macy a pile of clothes.

    “Wait, these are for me?”

    “You said you liked them, didn’t you?”

    “Yeah, but-”

    “Okay, then!” She smiled, heading to the staircase. Joe and Kevin used the fire poles, going downstairs and leaving Nick and Macy all alone. He didn’t look up as he stood, facing his bed (which had pj’s laid out on it) and began unbuttoning his shirt. Macy, immediately realizing his action, squealed. He looked up.

    “Hm?” His face must of looked amused, because her eyes narrowed.

    “Are you making fun of me?”

    “What? No, never.” She flashed her tongue.

    “Wait, uhm, where do I get dressed?”

    “Here..?”

    “What? Why? But-”

    “Stella’s in the bathroom, Mace.”

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  • iknowuknow

    Ok so I don’t wanna rain on the engagment parade or be all negetive BUT I kinda see the Jonas Brothers fallin from the top.. Their going down down down… wait who we talking about..? What was their name..? Hahaha sorry just saying. Im happy that they are getting married but I think it will hurt the band in the process. And the ppl that are saying kevin’s 2 young 2 get married.. Wth? He’s like 30 lmao jk but he is old enough. N I bet almost anything that joe is next.. Although I think he’s not a virgin anymore.. But if he is than his blue balls are already itching 2 get some.. Haha

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  • Joe Jonas

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    ———-

    Hey. It’s good, giving back to the animals in our world. It’s nice to know someone in this family is sticking up for animal cruelty. Poor girl.

    Shucks.

    By the way. I’m fucking awesome.
    ————-
    Yep, I just wuv animals. And yes, I know your
    fucking awesome. ;] I’m the fucking sex, though.

    ——–

    Beat me there home skillet.
    By the way, your crap stained underwear by my bunk?
    Not very attractive.

    When we hit bumps it lifts from the air slightly and causes fumes to explore my area.

    As much as I love you dude, I don’t want to smell your shit.

  • Anonymous

    http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b87/Rebeka_Lavigne/67676.png

    Demi Lovato was spotted during an appearance in Los Angeles on June 24 sporting a number of suspicious marks on her left wrist. This hasn’t been the first time she’s been accused of practicing self harm, with a collection of photos surfacing late last year. Disney issued the statement that they were nothing more than indentations made from rubber bracelets, what do we think ONTD?

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    here we go, go, go again :|
    i sure hope those are rubber bracelet marks. but i’m not falling for that again.

  • Anonymous

    The point is she knows its going to be amazing no matter how extravagant it ends up being, you get it?”

    Stella placed a supportive hand on Nick’s shoulder, “That’s really beautiful Nick. Really. KEVIN!”

    She shouted the name and he slid down the pole in a hurry, “How do I look?”

    Kevin walked in a white tuxedo with pastel pink lining, “What is he wearing?” Nick asked taking off the white top hat and Joe came over nodding in approval.

    “Yeah and do I get one? But instead of pink can I get blue?”

    Stella smiled brightly taking hold of Kevin’s arm, “Nick this is the matching tuxedo to Macy’s dress. He’ll be accompanying her down from the horse drawn carriage and will be her escort for the evening. I know you’re her BFF and all now but Kevin’s got that height thing going on. Oh and Joe you’ll be wearing a pink vest to match with the theme. So no blue, sorry.”

    “Dang it!” Joe hollered.

    “Stella! This. is. too…”

    “Oh I forgot the light pink tulip that you’ll have pinned to your pocket…” Stella ran across the room to retrieve it. Nick was seriously about to blow a gasket.

    He picked up his guitar case and left the room. He had to get away for a little while no matter how far he needed to drive.

    He took off in his car and found himself driving over to Macy’s street. He saw that her car was in the driveway so he parked outside. He got out of the car and picked up his guitar slinging it over his shoulder.

    He made his way to the side yard and now he was walking into the family room. There was his best friend sprawled out looking at an old photo album.

    “Nicholas!”

    “Macy!” He copied and picked her tiny body in his arms swinging her about.

    “Hey…what are you doing here?” She lead him to the couch and sat indian style as he turned to face her.

    “I needed to escape the craziness that is Stella.” Ever since the two became close friends he felt like he could talk to her truthfully. She was the nicest person he knew and was blantantly honest which made her a grest best friend. He needed real people in his life and Macy Misa was just that.

    “Oh you too…I feel kind of bad. I mean she won’t let me help with anything.” She emphasised the word anything and her eyes bulged out.

    “Why won’t you just tell her?” He asked openly.

    She shook her head, “I love that girl like a sister but she just wants to do this on her own. I mean sure its my day but she is more excited about this anyway.”

    He nodded, “You’re scared and don’t want to hurt her feelings?” He looked up at her as she nodded.

    “Basically, but whatever makes her happy.” She got up and headed to the kitchen to get them snacks.

    “What makes you happy Misa?”

    She rummaged through her fridge and ran to pick up two plates and cups, “Pizza with olives, winning games that you work so hard for, Kevin in those tight pants…”

    “EW!” Nick covered his ears and shook his hand, “La la la. I can’t hear this!”

    She laughed, “Hanging out with my best friends and family.” She looked over at him and winked. He smiled back and walked over to the kitchen counter. He pressed his arms to the tables’ edge.

    “Than I’ll give you that for your birthday. Time with your family, friends like Stella, and definitely yours truly.”

    “Aw Santa came seven months earlier.” She grinned up at him and he chuckled.

    “You’re hilarious Misa, by the way I like my pasta…”

    “Room temp, I know Lucas!” She rolled her eyes as he sat back down and looked through her album of old pictures.

    “Aww its baby Macy…Misa you were quite adorable.”

    She batted her eyelashes, “Well thank-you credit goes to my mommy and daddy.”

    “Of course. I mean from who else than your mom would you get those big brown eyes or from where else other than your dad would you get that athletic skill?”

    She shrugged placing his pasta and drink on the coffee table, “No where else and I am very proud to be a Misa.” She chuckled and Nick picked up his glass.

    “Come on we have to have a toast!”

    Macy picked up her glass and looked over at Nick, “To us…”

    “Nah to your parents, cause without them I wouldn’t have my best friend in the whole wide world!”

    “Let’s not forget the Lucas’ without them I wouldn’t have my best friend in the whole wide world…don’t tell Stella.” She whispered as the two clinked glasses.

    He laughed and put up his pinky, “Always Misa, you and me, unfortunately.”

    “Hey! I’m an awesome best friend, just ask Nick of JONAS.” He laughed slurping up his pasta. His antics almost made her spit out her drink in laughter.

    ——————-

  • Nick

    UGH THANK U! ;)

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    It’ll be weird if I go in there too?”

    “Very.”

    “Oh, uhm, okay then.” She didn’t move as he went back to his shirt. “But-But, uhm…”

    “Yeah?” He pulled the shirt open, slowly slipping it off as he looked up at her. Okay, maybe he was teasing her, but hey, she looked adorable when she was all flustered. She froze, being unable to look away. “Macy?”

    “WHAT? Oh, right. Uh, well, I don’t even like, uhm, getting dressed infront of team mates in the locker room. So, uhm…”

    “Oh.” He blinked. “I’ll go…over there when I’m done then?” He said, referring to the stairs.

    “Uhm….kay.” He felt slightly awkward as she watched him pull the new shirt on. He paused at hit pants and glanced up. Instantly, her eyes moved elsewhere. He chuckled, slipping his skinny jeans off and replacing them with pajama pants.

    “Macy?”

    “Mm?” She was biting her lip. He smiled and headed to the stairs. She watched until the curly head disapeared and quickly (a little too quickly) began changing. She had sucessfully changed into the pj shorts, but when her shirt fell to the floor, she fell backwards over something. “Ow!” She squealed, then heard footsteps. Oh no.

    “Macy? You okay-?” His fell face as his eyes landed on a very flustered, shirtless Macy Misa on the ground. “Uhm, uh, uhm…”

    “I fell.” She stated.

    “Do you..are you..uh..”

    “I’m-I’m fine. Don’t worry.” She pulled the new shirt down, fully aware of him watching her every move.

    “They’re waiting for us.” He said. For some reason, his voice sounded different. Deeper?

    “Are you okay?”

    “Fine.” He answered simply, making his way to the fire poles.

    “Uh…” He glanced at her. “I don’t think I can…do that?”

    “It’s easy. Just hold on and hop off the floor. You’ll be down in no time.” He didn’t look her in the eyes.

    “Are you sure you’re okay, Nick?”

    “What? Macy, I said I was fine.”

    “Oh, okay..” She reached for the pole, grasping it, but leaving her feet firmly on the ground.

    “Legs on the pole, Mace. You won’t go anywhere if you just stand there.”

    “I know but..” She hesitated. “I’m scared.” His eyebrow rose.

    “You aren’t afraid of getting killed on an ice hokey rink, but

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  • jerseygirl

    Yeah. But I still say it’s no indication of anything going on in his personal life. (I hope we’re talking about the same thing. ;) )
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    LOL. How about “he just likes to wear the damn thing.” Case closed.

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  • katie

    It’s weird knowing I was there..it was the best day of my life! U havnt had so much fun and rocked out best till u go a Jonas Brothers concert. Deft doin that again!

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  • Anonymous

    Pretty much.” He smiled.

    “Then just hold onto the pole and slowly let your legs fall.” She blinked, facing the pole once more. In a flash, her legs were clutching it for dear life.

    “Okay! I did enough, get me down!”

    “Mace, just loosen your legs.”

    “No!”

    “Macy…” She turned her head to him. Her eyes screamed for help. Maybe she was afraid of heights? He probably should of asked first. She looked away and held onto the pole tighter then before. His eyes wandered. Down her back, to the short-shorts she was wearing, to the tips of her toes and back. He swallowed. Great. This is why being a teen age boy (with a purity ring!) sucked. Hard. Sucking hard….Holy shit. BAD! Bad Nicholas! Horrible thoughts! He felt his neck heat up as he stepped closer. “Macy.”

    “Mm?” She sounded scared. His hands slowly lifted into the air, landing on her hips. She flinched, surprised. “Nick?” He took in a deep breath.

    “Let go.”

    “What?”

    “Now, Macy.” Her arms loosened, and he pulled. She screamed, falling to the ground, but not before grabbing onto him. Awesome. Fantastic. He toppled ontop of her.

    “Ni-Nick! I’m sorry!” He was breathing heavy. Macy blinked. “Are you okay?”

    “No.” He raised her arms above her head, pinning them. Her eyes widened.

    “Nick? Wh-What are you doing?” He stared at her. In the short time he’d gotten to know her, he realized when she was nervous, she licked her lips. And she did just that. Damn him for being so observant. He groaned and smashed his lips against hers. Her body froze as his lips eagerly waited. He made a disapointed noise against her mouth as she stayed frozen. He pulled away slightly. She blinked, eyes glazing over. She arched her back, pressing her lips into his. Oh, sweet Jesus. Why did he trap her hands? It would of been easier if he hadn’t. Stupid Nick. Stupid, stupid, stupid. His tongue begged for entrance, which she quickly gave him. She made the most amazing noise the boy had ever heard as his tongue slipped in. He pressed his body down into hers, desperately wanting to touch. He ignored his thoughts, keeping his hands on her wrists instead. She broke away suddenly. He thought for air, so he payed no attention as he moved to her neck and left small kissed down to her collarbone, and back up again. He nibbled on her earlobe for a moment, then stopped as she spoke. “N-Nick, stop.”

    “Huh?” He leaned up to look her in the eyes.

    “Stop it.” She whispered.

    “Why?” He asked sadly.

    “We-we can’t do this! You’re Nick of the Lucas brothers, and I’m just normal boring Macy Misa. I’m not good enough for you.”

    “You are anything but boring, Macy. And you’re everything I want. Please.”

    “You have a…a ring, and uhm..” He smiled.

    “I’m asking you to be my girlfriend.” Her expression fell in shock.

    “What?”

    “Mhm.” He released her hands, and supported himself from falling with one, placing the other on her cheek. “Well?” Her eyes closed and never opened again. “Macy?” Ah. She fainted. Again. “Oh, Macy.” He whispered, kissing her gently. She smiled against his lips, running her hands through his hair. He’d been tricked.

    “I’d love to be your girlfriend.” She muttered against his lips. He smiled, kissing her once more.

    “Guy, what is taking so-WHOA!” Joe yelled, shocked.

    “What happen-Oh my god!” Stella.

    “Damn, Nick!” Kevin.

    “Could you go away, please?” He asked. Macy giggled.

    “We have a sleepover to get to, Nick.”

    “But, Ma-cy.” He whined. She smiled, leaning up to his ear.

    “I’m sleeping here.”

    “Ew, I don’t even wanna know what she said!” Joe cried, waving his arms and running downstairs. They laughed, finally standing. Stella grabbed Macy the second she got up and pulled her downstairs.

    “Dude, score!” Kevin said, slapping his shoulder. He laughed, heading downstairs.

    “Sleepover time! Right, Nick?” Stella beamed.

    “Mmmhmm.” He grinned, wrapping an arm around Macy. “Sleep over time.”

  • Anonymous

    ew no more creepy stories

  • jerseygirl

    Aw i missed the disco ball helmet! shit theres one thing bothering em about these pics and you guys will probably be able to guess lol :)
    ———————————-
    Woot. I know!

  • Kevin

    hey guys whats up its kev
    :)

  • TooLegitToQuit

    OH MY GOD! Now she’s forcing me to read these god awful JONAS stories!!! someone tell this bitch to stop posting! GAH! my arms are sore from being tied up!

    –Joe

    ============

    i already told the bitch to stop posting cuz she’s clogging up this post, but apparently the bitch doesn’t fucking listen.

    p.s. sorry about your arms, joe.

  • :((((((((

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  • Anonymous

    lol it is gonna be kind of weird saying Kevin is hot.
    “Like omg he is soo—*danielle walks in* um…talented, yea talented.” rofl, he’s a taken man now!! Forever.

  • Anonymous

    Where the heck is Nick? This is his best friend we’re planning a party for, he should be here suffering with the rest of us!” Joe complained so loudly that Stella sent dagger eyes at him.

    Kevin shrugged, “I’m not suffering. I like blowing up balloons with Macy’s cute, little, adorable, and sweet face on them. Hmm…” He sighed in delight placing the pink balloon beside his face. Puckering up he placed a kiss on the side of her cheek. Joe snapped a picture of it with an instant camera. He laughed taking a look at the antics of his brother.

    Kevin narrowed his eyes and pushed Joe to the ground, “BOYS!” Stella yelled unamused. She separated the two and took the picture, “I’ll take that while you two get back to work. I’ll call Nick and dispose this…aww Kev it really is a cute pic of you. I love how your Stella orignal tee matches Macy’s balloon.”

    The two looked at the picture in awe while Joe rolled his eyes blowing up another Macy Misa sweet sixteen balloon.

    ——————

    “Oh my gosh we have to go to Disney World. I’ll take you for your 18th birthday okay?” He asked Macy who sipped on her red cup. She shook her head.

    “I’m sorry Nick but my mom wants me to have a debut when I turn 18.”

    “Don’t you mean a debutant?” He asked looking over at his best friend.

    “Yeah well in the Filipino culture its shortened for ‘debut’ and its this big extravagent ball thingy. Its tradition to show your daughter off to the boys in society and you’re officially allowed suitors.”

    Nick nodded his head, “Yeah well Kevin will never let you have a suitor besides him.”

    “He has 2 years to ask me out than or else my mom’s feeding me to the Filipino – American pool of boys.” Nick chuckled and shook his head.

    “If you’re planning some big party in two years why is Stella throwing you this crazy huge one?”

    She smirked to the side, “You know Stella, she likes things over the top. I understand she wants what’s best but this all does seem like prepartion for a party that is being planned in two years.”

    He took a hold of her arm and smiled briefly, “You know I love Stella but this is your party. I understand you don’t want to hurt her feelings but let me take care of a few things…”

    He got up and started to walk over to the side door in which he entered, “What are you doing Lucas?”

    He smiled bigger and longer this time, “Oh Lucas Bond is totally on it.”

    She crossed her arms and stared up at him, “Don’t brutally break her heart okay? Or else…”

    “You’ll kill me?” He asked simply.

    “No or else you’ll be breaking mine too.”

    He pulled her over giving her a warm hug, “I would never kill your heart Misa.”

    She held his arm and nodded, “I know. Just be careful.”

    “Yes mom.” She punched his arm and th

  • Anonymous

    As for the band, who knows what will happen. Maybe Nick will release a solo album, maybe Kevin and Danielle will have a baby and he will settle down and go into producing, maybe Joe will quit music and go into acting

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.

    SO SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS.

  • Anonymous

    I walked through the hallways of Horace Mantis Academy sluggishly, rubbing my eyes. I spent most of the night up crying over the father I wish made at least some effort and time to see me. My father was suppose to come down from New York for a visit but had to cancel because of his job.

    “Hey Macy!” Stella greeted me as I approached my locker but when she saw my face, the sparkle vanished from her eyes and was replaced with concern “What’s wrong?”

    I sighed “Dad did it again.”

    Stella knew what I was talking about; she knew for a long time now “I’m sorry Mace.”

    “It’s okay, I mean it’s his job.” I said trying to be strong.

    “No it’s not his job to ignore his only child! It makes me mad that he’s not making that effort.”

    Suddenly Kevin, Joe, and Nick made their way over but I was too sad to be excited to see my boyfriend and his brothers. When Joe saw me he became a little worried “What’s wrong with her?” I heard him say

    Nick slapped Joe on the back of the head “Would people stop hitting me? I have feelings too ya know!”

    Stella paid no attention to the brothers arguing and looked at me “Are you okay with that?” she said referring to my dad.

    “Honestly Stella, I just want a father who actually cares.” I shut my locker and walked to my first class.

    Nick eventually caught up with me “Hey Mace, you alright?” he said while intertwining out hands.

    I looked at him straight in his perfect eyes “My dad was supposed to visit me this weekend but was too busy with work, and the worst part is that he does this every time make plans. Ever since the divorce, I haven’t seen my dad once.”

    “That must be rough.” Nick whispered.

    I sighed “Yeah well it’s been rough my whole life.”

    I guess I was so caught up in thinking about my dad that Nick’s lips contacting with mine was a surprise. I started kissing him back and when I pulled away I smiled “What was that for?”

    “Truthfully, I don’t know?” he smiled at me and we walked to our first period class.

    JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS JONAS

    Later that afternoon, I was invited over at the Lucas’ household. I’ve met Nick’s mom and dad before and they instantly let me in. I was happy when Nick met my mom and that she approved. Anyway, we were on the second floor hanging out. Nick was testing out the drums with me by his side. For some reason whenever he plays the drums, it sooths me. I love the beat. Stella and Joe were arguing over something stupid and Kevin was doing something with his guitar.

    When Nick was done he asked me what I thought of the beat. I guess he was testing it for a new song “That was great Nick!” he smiled and I kissed him.

    “Stella, they’re kissing again!” Joe announced.

    “Oh shut up Joe, it’s cute.” Stella said.

    I stopped “I hope you know Joe that the next time you get a girlfriend, I’ll make sure to do the same with you.” I laughed and Nick joined me.

    My phone went off right after “Hello?” I asked.

    “Hey kiddo! How are you?” my father asked me.

    I didn’t know what to say to him so I just said “I’m good dad but listen, I got to go. I’m with some friends right now.” And I hung up.

    Why did he have to do this? He cancels plans on me, but then has time to call me? It just feels like my dads trying to ignore me. I know that ever since the divorce happened, my mom and dad had made as much space between them as possible so they won’t have to talk to one another. But my dad has taken this so personally that he makes work his excuse for not spending anytime with me. Heck I don’t even know what he looks like because its been so long since the papers have been signed. When he left, he told me that he would visit me every month, but yet again he hasn’t kept his promise.

    Suddenly Stella’s hand was waving in front of my face “You alright Macy?”

    “Huh? Oh yeah, I’m fine.” I said as I looked around the room.

    I suddenly felt uncomfortable as everyone was looking at me “What are you all looking at me like that for?”

    “You’ve been a little spacey lately, that’s all.” Joe said.

  • Anonymous

    I know it’s a Jonas post, but the Let’s Get Crazy one won’t let me post. What is the deal with Nick/Miley/Selena? It’s a rumor right? Just people starting up shit again?

  • Anonymous
  • nick jonas is my sexyyyy lover xD

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  • Anonymous

    Nick eyed the class as they gathered around the coach. He recognized a few familiar faces but the only persons he had been or were close to were Penny and Macy. There was no way he would ever speak to Penny again after what had happened at the studio. Then there was Macy…

    He was surprised that she was listening so intently to the coach. Usually when she was in class with one of the Lucas brother’s she’d spend her time doodling the back of their heads or sneak glances throughout the period.

    Nick definitely thought this class would be quite lonely. It wasn’t like he relied on his two older brothers to break the ice among people but he was one to hold back until he really knew a person.

    Luckily this was a class that involved two things he loved athleticism and competition. Basketball had to be his favorite sport along with Baseball. He was definitely the All-American boy and soon his classmates would see that athletic side to him.

    “Alright class we will start with our annual mile runs for the Presidential Challenge. Let’s head to the starting line and begin the fun!”

    Some kids snickered at their current predicament but Nick just stretched out his calve muscles.

    He could hear some kids groan, others were chatting with their friends, and then there was Macy. She was flailing her arms and removing two earphones from her ears.

    The coach came up to her and Nick listened closely; “You just take it easy today. We don’t need you breaking any records until Saturday okay?”

    “You got it coach!” Macy replied with a thumb’s up and shook her head left and right.

    The coach returned to the sidelines and blew his whistle, “It’s time to show me what you’re made of, get ready!”

    The class found their way to the line. Nick was on the mid-left side while Macy took reigns of the dead center. She literally dug herself into the ground with her hands as if she was running an actual race.

    The coach blew his whistle and yelled “GO!”

    The class took off in a hurry. Some kids gained speed and began to lead the pack. Macy was in third after a minute and Nick trailed close behind.

    The two kids in front of Macy began to pace themselves and the three found their consistency.

    Nick eyed the person to his right corner eye, “Crap.” He sped up a little and caught up to Macy and the others.

    “Hey Nick!” Macy greeted as her face brightened with a smile.

    “Hey Mace.” He turned his head quietly again to catch a glance of the girl now a few feet away.

    “Let me guess you’re running away from a Miss Penny? I thought you were over her.” She kept her face forward while Nick turned back to her.

    “I am it’s just…”

    “awkward?” Macy concluded. Nick was surprised by the concentrated runner. He had never seen Macy so at ease.

    “Yeah, I mean, I know we never technically dated but I really liked her. It’s sort of like we’re exes now with the awkward hello’s and quick replies.”

    Macy nodded and completely understood him, “I get it, but you just gotta keep going with your head held high and move on. You’re a great guy Nick! There are so many great girls that are much better for you; you just have to look forward, not back!”

    He felt his lips turn upward. He glanced at Macy and smiled, “Much better…you’re right Mace…listen I…”

    “Hold that thought Nick! I have some serious butt to kick!” She quickened her pace and his focus went forward as the small girl pushed through the three runners.

    Nick looked around and started to hum a tune. He felt his lengthy legs strive forward, “Later dudes.”

    He pushed behind Macy and let his arms swing up and down. His breaths fell in a constant motion as he trailed the star athlete.

    His eyes continued to stare at the blurry vision in front of him. He shook his head and got back into motion. He was definitely not looking back anymore but forward.

    Before he could figure out his jumbled thoughts the coach was congratulating him, “Great job Lucas! You actually kept up with State Champion record runner here.” He put two arms around the two.

    “Just a little over 5 minutes. Well done! Listen Lucas I definitely wanna see you out there during track practice this week, what do you say?”

    He felt his head bob up and down in response, “See you tomorrow coach!”

    “Great job you two! Really!”

    He went back to the other kids and Nick felt a little hand rest on his shoulder blade, “You did well Lucas!”

    He chuckled and shrugged his shoulders, “It was nothing…” He coughed and held in his large breaths.

    “You can let it out you know.” He coughed continuously as she handed him her water bottle.

    “Thanks.” He replied. “How the heck do you do that everyday?”

  • alliegator.(:

    PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF THE JONAS BROTHERS, STOP POSTING IT.
    IT’S GREAT, I’VE BEEN READING IT ALL,0_O BUT PLEASE, MY EYES CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE.
    AT THIS POINT, I’D RATHER LOOK OF A POSTER OF CAMILLA BELLE.
    THAT’S HOW UPSET I AM!
    PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • Anonymous

    Where’s Nick?” Joe Lucas asked, tapping his pencil on the dining room table in a very irksome way. Stella snatched the pencil from him and ignored Joe’s scowl.

    “Probably still at Macy’s, inviting her over,”

    Kevin coughed spastically. “WHAT?”

    “Hide all the pointy objects!” Joe cried, jumping out of his chair and heading for the kitchen.

    “Joe, get back here!” Stella ordered. Kevin was wheezing uncontrollably on the couch.

    “KEVIN!” Stella cried. “BREATHE! PLEASE!”

    Kevin took a deep breath. “Look at this house! Any household object in Macy’s hands could be an instrument of torture!”

    Stella looked at him sternly, defending her best friend. “Macy is not that dangerous,”

    “Oh, please,” Joe scoffed, shoving all the knives in a drawer. “She will NOT get to these,”

    Stella turned around in her chair. “Joe,”

    “Got it,” Joe shuffled back to his chair and sat down. “Hey, they’re coming!”

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO…that’s hilarious in soo many ways..

  • TooLegitToQuit

    haha omg seriously.

    like what is she getting out of posting these?

    at least with my stories i have a few people who ask me to continue. literally NO ONE is asking her. it’s so awkward… why is she doing this?!?! hahahahahaha i hate people.

    ================

    exactlyyy.
    like i feel like this stupid hoe is clogging up this post for no reason.
    she needs to give the fuck up before i come thru her screen and tie her up with joe and wax off her eyebrows like camilla!

  • kkimi

    yay your bak
    more nily story
    ur my favorite storyteller unlike thr poser

  • alliegator.(:

    boring post
    id rather suck my bf cock
    ———-
    go do it, while you’re at it, get pregnant with cody linely’s baby…
    maybe it will help his popularity.

  • kimmy4

    should nt you be fucking danielle

  • Anonymous

    nobody cares, stop posting that shizz, take it somewhere where people actually WANT to read it

  • Anonymous

    Sorry, my dad’s just getting to me, that’s all.” Everybody left it at that except Nick was still looking at me “Really Nick, I’m fine.”

    Truth be told, I don’t know if I ever will be ‘fine’.

    “Macy, you’re spacing out again.” Nick said as he wrapped his arms around my waist.

    “Sorry Nick, it won’t happen again.”

    “Good.” He kissed below my ear. “So, when is your mother going to cook us dinner again?”

    I thought it over “She said something about having a fourth of July cookout and having your family over. I don’t know if you have plans though?”

    We kept talking about my mom’s cookout on Independence Day and Stella insisted on making me the perfect outfit for the party. She even told Nick that she was making us color coordinate, so we could look like an actual couple. Seriously, she needs to stop thinking about making color coordinate outfits and focus on her liking Joe. They can never take a hint…even when others are saying that they like each other! They’re blinded by the truth.

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    there are so many normal people on here tonight… what is this?!

  • alliegator.(:

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    OH MY HELL, I’M DYING.

  • Joe Jonas

    I’m a little jealous…my brother is getting married, and I’m not. :(
    I’m stuck with some Gorilla who keeps me tied up 24/7
    will someone come and rescue me??

    -Joe

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL. How about “he just likes to wear the damn thing.” Case closed.
    _______________
    lol amen! and ill be damned if Gorilla shows up at Kevin’s wedding! they shouldn’t let people with caterpillars on their face into the wedding! I dont want Kevin to look at them and faint because he’s so disgusted when he’s about to say I Do!

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

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  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

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    and shut up. damn kids.
    ______________
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  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

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  • Nick

    hehe I think u noe ;)

  • Miley

    Nick baby, is that you?
    I wanna smex it up too, yaknow!
    D:

  • Anonymous

    I don’t wanna get into it or anything, but c’mon now guys…. 1.) it’ll probably not end up lasting that long and 2.) she can’t be that bad if mama jonas approves, ya know? i just trust his judgment i guess…

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!

  • Joe Jonas

    OH NO! TAYLOR IS TAKING OFF MY PANTS!
    I DONT EVEN HAVE A BONER DAMNIT!
    COME SAVE ME FANGIRLS!
    -Joe

  • miley cyrus

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  • NICKJONASISHOT ;)

    LMFAO! AT JOE AND NICK . TALKING ABOUT GRANDPA/NILEY PORN xD

    when did OU become halarious at nightime ..

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    ******i am sitting in a room made up of these big white wall’s in the hall’s there people looking throw*******!!!!!!FENCES

  • TooLegitToQuit

    I know it’s a Jonas post, but the Let’s Get Crazy one won’t let me post. What is the deal with Nick/Miley/Selena? It’s a rumor right? Just people starting up shit again?

    ========

    yeahh, that happened to me too! haha

  • :((((((((

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  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO seriously when does Joe NOT have a boner? hahaha he’s the horniest out of the three!

  • Nick

    um..I luv uuuu 2? ;)

  • Anonymous

    Funny,” Kevin said. “Nick doesn’t look bruised,”

    Stella threw a throw pillow at Kevin and relaxed in her chair. “Act like you weren’t talking about them five seconds ago,”

    Kevin slouched in his chair, Stella opened her compact, and Joe struck a couture pose. Nick opened the door and Macy walked in. Joe dropped the couture pose; his arms were getting tired.

    “Wow,” Macy said. “I’m in an actual house that JONAS lives in,”

    Stella motioned for Macy to come over to her. “What took you so long?” she whispered. Macy looked around nervously.

    “I’ll tell you later,” Macy said. Stella, who was very interested, looked at Nick for any hints. Blushing? No. Was he staring at Macy? No. Was he uncomfortable around Macy? YES. Stella grinned. This could only point to one thing: an accidental kiss.

    “Will you excuse us for one second?” Stella walked Nick over to the staircase leading upstairs. “Go,”

  • alliegator.(:

    dude, whenever i see camilla belle, i literally say; EVERYTIME.

    “dayumm. when are you those eyebrows gonna sprout wings and fly away?!”

  • Anonymous

    just a rumor made up by a desperate selena teenie.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    RESCUUUUUEEEE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! oh no, TAYLOR IS HERE!!! please, don’t make me read the stories again! oh god, no they’re duct taping my mouth!

    -Joe
    _______________
    omg!!! ummm say you want to go out with her again!! Trust me it’ll buy you some time!!

  • Anonymous

    What are you, 12? “Boner?” ……………

  • Anonymous

    NILEY NILEY NILEY NILEY NILEY NILEY NILEY NILEY

    She stepped closer to him, leaving just a few inches of space between them and reached out, gripping the front of his jacket and pulled him up to her, kissing him fast and rough. Her hands moved up to his hair and and she tangled her fingers in it. He shoved his tongue in her mouth, his hands wondering up the front of her shirt. She moaned as he grabbed her chest. It was an amazing feeling, being so close to him again. It was a feeling she had missed so badly, and could tell he missed it too.

    He pulled her pants down to her knees and lifted her up walking forward to the sinks, sitting her on one and stepped closer, pulling her pants down further. She wrapped her legs around him and pulled him closer, kissing his neck, making sure to leave reds marks that he would have a blast trying to explain to his family. He pulled her head back and started kissing her mouth again, biting her lip and making her moan. She reached down, unbuttoning his pants and pushing the down. He pushed in her and she moaned loudly as he started moving faster. She gripped his neck and dug her nails in as he slammed in her harder, feeling the unbelievable pleasure he made her feel. They moved together as they both reached their peak. He thrust forward a few more times before pulling out and leaning against her, breathless.

    She ran her hands through his hair and looked at him. Leaning forward she placed a soft, gentle kiss on his lips before sliding of the sink and pulling her pants up. As she started to leave, he quickly pulled his pants up and grabbed her arm. “Wait, don’t go.” He said looking at her. She turned around and let him pull her into his arms. She closed her eyes and wrapped her arms around him tightly feeling protected again. “You’re amazing.”

  • Anonymous

    Nick stared at the staircase. “Why?”

    “You can’t slide up the pole, and I need you upstairs by the StellaVator,” Stella’s smile faded and she raised an eyebrow. “Patent pending,”

    Nick put one foot on the bottom stair and glanced at Stellla briefly. And then he sighed. There was nothing he could do. He was going upstairs to the StellaVator whether he liked it or not. He climbed the stairs with Stella right behind him. She pushed him towards the StellaVator.

    “When?” Stella asked. Nick looked around for anyone else she could be directing the question at. Stella’s blue eyed stare seemed to be directed at him, so he shrugged.

    “What do you mean?” Nick asked. Stella rolled her eyes.

    “Ugh,” Stella said. “When did you kiss Macy?”

    Nick looked at her. “Why would I kiss Macy?”

    “Well, I don’t know, but I’ll find out on the third question. But I know you did kiss her, so when?”

    Nick looked at Stella for a long time. He sighed. “Today,”

    Stella looked at him. “Where?”

    “Her room,” Nick said. Stella’s mouth shot open.

    “Well, well, well,” Stella said.

    “What?!” Nick asked. Stella shook her head; amused that the youngest member of JONAS would actually kiss Macy and in HER ROOM. Naughty, naughty, naughty…

    “Nothing,” Stella said. “Okay, why?”

    Nick sighed. “I don’t know, she looked…kissable,”

    Stella smiled. “Okay, now I know you like her,”

    Nick shrugged. “So?”

    “So, you should ask her out!” Stella said.

    “Umm…” Nick said. “Macy—”

    “Hey, guys!” Macy said. “I had to use the bathroom, and I saw one right in the kitchen, but Joe and Kevin told me it was upstairs, where you guys were talking and I said, “But what if it’s something that they don’t want to be disturbed about?” and Joe just pointed upstairs, so I went, because I don’t want to seem like a person that—”

    “MACY!” Stella cried. “It’s okay, we were just coming down.”

    Stella walked over to the poles. “Adios,” she slid down.

    Nick walked over to his pole and was about to slide down.

    “Wait!” Macy said. “I really, I’m not a fan of poles,”

    Nick groaned and held out his hands. “Come on,”

  • Anonymous

    What can I say I’m just a much better athlete than singer.” He looked down at her and let out a little smile.

    “Are you smiling at me Nick Lucas?” She teased as she placed a hand to her chest, “I must be the luckiest girl in the world.”

    He spat out some water and wiped the remnants from his lips, “You are funny. I like athletic Ma…”

    Before he could finish his sentence two hands tugged at his shoulder, “Hey Nick!”

    He turned around to find Penny. “Hey…” He replied shortly.

    Macy was just about to leave and let the two be but he grabbed onto her arm, “Mace just wait up for me okay?”

    She looked up and nodded, “Sure.”

    Nick turned around and Penny’s arms dropped, “I just wanted to say you did great today! And I wanted to know if you wanted to go out sometime?”

    “Penny…” He sighed and could feel both girls eying him, “I just…that proposal would have meant the world to me weeks ago but…”

    He looked over at Macy and Penny stared at him in confusion, “I’ve found something much better.” He took Macy’s hand and pulled her forward placing a kiss on his biggest fan, “You’re much better Macy Misa.” He said as the two pulled apart.

    “Thanks Super Star.” She pulled him down placing two arms around his neck. The class watched in amazement as he swung her around completely devoted to Macy at that point. Macy was definitely getting the star treatment and no one could disagree that no better person deserved it more.

  • alliegator.(:

    i’ll be a nice person.
    press ctrl+alt+delete
    in that order, holding them down.
    hahaha, get out of it. fast.

  • Anonymous

    Can you STOP with the JONAS stories!
    its annoying.

  • Anonymous

    I love you moar nick.

  • TooLegitToQuit

    there are so many normal people on here tonight… what is this?!

    ===========

    hahaha yeahh, there are!!!
    i think people had a little too much redbull today and can’t fall asleep! lol

  • TooLegitToQuit

    hahahaha, why thank you. (:

    i think i’m going to make a myspace for oceanup girls.
    i think it’d be fun. (:

    ===========

    PLEASE DO!
    it’d be hilarious!!!
    hahaha and way easier to talk on than oceanup when the posts get clogged! lol
    —————
    hahahahahaha, i so will.
    i’ll start making it.

    =======

    alrightyy!
    tell us when you make it so we can add! hahaha

  • Anonymous

    Nick groaned and held out his hands. “Come on,”

    Macy walked over to him and held him in a hug. This…was nice, Nick decided.

    “Nothing to be afraid of,” Nick said. Macy nodded.

    “Grab onto the pole with both hands, don’t slide down yet,” Nick instructed. Macy did as she was told. Nick went to the other side of the pole and wrapped his arms around her.

    “Okay, legs around the pole,”

    Macy did so. Nick wrapped his legs around hers and they both slid down. Once they were in the living room, Kevin stared at them, Joe looked from Macy to Nick back and forth, and Stella clapped.

    “Yay!” Stella squealed. Joe and Kevin turned to her.

  • Anonymous

    boring post
    id rather suck my bf cock
    ———-
    go do it, while you’re at it, get pregnant with cody linely’s baby…
    maybe it will help his popularity.
    =================
    stfu at least am famouse and ur not
    so ha!!!

  • TooLegitToQuit

    hahahahahahhahahha (:
    You’re awesome! She drives me crazy! Her eyebrows and that she looks like Joe’s twin! How creepy?

    ===================

    thankss :]
    and my sentiments exactly!
    twins muchhh??
    plus their kids would be like gorilla faces with all that eyebrow hair, UGH!

    p.s. everyone add the oceanup myspace site! :]

  • alliegator.(:

    I’m a little jealous…my brother is getting married, and I’m not. :(
    I’m stuck with some Gorilla who keeps me tied up 24/7
    will someone come and rescue me??

    -Joe
    ———-
    hahahahah, oh man, i wish that was joe.
    lol, joe bb, i’d rescue you. (;

  • Selena

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  • jerseygirl

    Ok, sorry to say, I’m outa here. It’s taking five minutes to refresh the damn page because this post is so clogged with nonsense.

    Word to the wise Tim – if you want people to stick around late at night, get rid of the infantile spamming.

    Peace.Love.Jonas everybody!

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    I know it’s a Jonas post, but the Let’s Get Crazy one won’t let me post. What is the deal with Nick/Miley/Selena? It’s a rumor right? Just people starting up shit again?
    ___________
    yep Nelena fans just made something up about them getting back together and they included Rob Hoffman in it..the most unlikeliest person to be even involved in teenager love lives..its just a fail of a lie

  • jb,miley,and niley #1fan

    of course is a rumor ppl just start to strat rumor and if u read fox news wat they say niley are in love in my opinion

  • Anonymous

    Once upon a time, I believe it was a Tuesday
    When I caught your eye
    And we caught onto something, I hold on to the night
    You looked me in the eye and told me you loved me
    Were you just kidding? ‘Cause it seems to me

    This thing is breaking down, we almost never speak
    I don’t feel welcome anymore
    Baby, what happened? Please tell me
    ‘Cause one second it was perfect
    Now you’re halfway out the door

    And I stare at the phone and he still hasn’t called
    And then you feel so low, you can’t feel nothin’ at all
    And you flashback to when he said, forever and always
    Oh, oh

    Oh, and it rains in your bedroom, everything is wrong
    It rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone
    ‘Cause I was there when you said forever and always

    Was I out of line? Did I say something way too honest
    That made you run and hide like a scared little boy?
    I looked into your eyes, thought I knew you for a minute
    Now I’m not so sure

    So here’s to everything, coming down to nothing
    Here’s to silence that cuts me to the core
    Where is this going? Thought I knew for a minute
    But I don’t anymore

    And I stare at the phone and he still hasn’t called
    And then you feel so low, you can’t feel nothin’ at all
    And you flashback to when he said forever and always
    Oh, oh

    Oh, and it rains in your bedroom, everything is wrong
    It rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone
    ‘Cause I was there when you said forever and always
    You didn’t mean it, baby, I don’t think so
    Oh, oh

    Oh, back up, baby, back up, did you forget everything?
    Back up, baby, back up, did you forget everything?

    ‘Cause it rains in your bedroom, everything is wrong
    It rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone
    ‘Cause I was there when you said forever and always

    Oh, I stare at the phone and he still hasn’t called
    And then you feel so low, you can’t feel nothin’ at all
    And you flashback to when we said forever and always!

    And it rains in your bedroom, and everything is wrong
    It rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone
    ‘Cause I was there when you said forever and always
    You didn’t mean it, baby, you said forever and always ya

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    I don’t wanna get into it or anything, but c’mon now guys…. 1.) it’ll probably not end up lasting that long and 2.) she can’t be that bad if mama jonas approves, ya know? i just trust his judgment i guess…
    __________________________________
    Lol nah i understand you..i dont hate Camilla i just dislike the relationship and i do trust his judgement..it’s just idk how to explain it..atleast i dont bash her like crazy like some other people..but i do trust Mama J..she cant be THAT BAD..

  • Anonymous

    JOE JONAS TIED UP!??? hahaha *kinky thoughts, kinky thoughts, kinky thoughts, kinky thoughts…*

  • kimmy4

    please back off of my man
    love you nicky baby

  • Anonymous

    i looooooooooooooooooove grandpa porn.
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Nick

    They want Pooooooooorrrrrnn ;) Horny bastards I luv u guys ;))

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  • Anonymous

    Have I been missing something?” Joe asked. Stella shook her head quickly and Nick went upstairs to think. Macy looked at the firehouse clock.

    “It’s not moving,” Macy noted. She walked over to the clock, stepping on Joe’s foot.

    “MACY!” Joe cried. Macy turned around, her elbow striking Kevin in the face.

    “Sorry,” Macy said to both of them.

    “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?” Kevin exploded. Then, realizing what he said, he backtracked. “Macy—”

    “I’m going to go change,” Macy said tearfully, walking to the bathroom upstairs.

    Nick sat in his bed. Maybe he did like Macy. She was cute, and she was a really good kisser. But was she just to obsessed with JONAS to actually be considered as a crush? He walked over to Joe’s bunk. Where are those women’s magazines when you need them, he thought. His hand caught in something sticky. Nick decided he didn’t want to know what it was and walked to bathroom to wash his hands. He tried to open the door. It was locked. He tried knocking. Just…sniffling? Nick leaned in closer to the door.

    “Mom, I want to go home,” Macy sniffled into her cell phone. “No, it’s not them, it’s probably me. I know! I just get so clumsy sometimes and I don’t think they want me here. Okay, I’ll be outside. Bye.”

    Nick knocked on the door a little louder. Macy answered.

    “Go away!”

    “It’s me,” Nick said. “Nick,”

    He heard sniffling as the door opened. A sad girl in her pajamas stood in the doorway. Macy’s eyes were filled with tears, a rare sight.

    “What’s wrong?”

    “Me,” Macy sobbed. “It’s all my fault. This happens all the time, and it was nice of you to invite me, but I think I’ll just go to rescue you from further injury.”

    She started to walk, but Nick blocked her and looked into her eyes.

    “Don’t go,” He said. Macy shook her head.

    “I have to,” she said, trying to step forward. Nick pressed his lips onto hers. He pulled away slowly.

    “Please don’t,” Nick tried. Macy looked at him for a long time.

    “Okay,” Macy said. “I mean, if an actual JONAS asked me to stay, who am I to say no?”

    Nick smiled and kissed her again. This time his lips lingered on hers. Just when he was about to pull away, Joe walked in.

    “WHOA!”

  • Anonymous

    lame, katy.

  • :((((((((

    I got out of it..the little message window kept coming up and I clicked ok and it got rid of the dumb page..so w8 my computer is fine?

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Woot. I know!
    _____________
    Lol do you know what’s bothering me in these pics? *cough* haha its pretty obvious

  • Anonymous

    “Nick of JONAS?” Macy asked nervously after Joe had shuffled out of the room awkwardly. Nick fought of the urge to chase him and turned to Macy.

    “Yes?”

    “Why did you kiss me?” Macy asked, confused. “I mean, you’re always talking about how annoying I am, and then—”

    “I don’t know. You just seemed so…kissable…” Nick said, closing the gap between them. Macy pressed her lips harder against his, and Nick put his non-gooey hand on the back of her head to support her. Macy wrapped her arms around his neck and he eventually put one arm on her waist.

    “Nick?” Macy mumbled through the kiss. Nick became conscious of what he was doing and pulled away ASAP.

    “Sorry,” Nick said. “Sorry,”

    Macy blushed, wide eyed. “Wow. Nick of JONAS kissed me for the fourth time today.”

    Nick smiled slightly. “Um…we should head back down, Joe’s probably told everyone by now,”

    Macy blushed. “Joe of JONAS, talking about me to other people,”

    Nick walked over to the bathroom. “I need to wash my hands,”

    Macy burbled and sat on the couch. “Nick of JONAS kissed me.” Well, I’m not helping much by sitting here, Macy thought, it would be soo Anne Hathaway to jump out and kiss him. Macy blushed at the thought. His lips are really soft, she mused, and they taste good, too. Nick came out of the bathroom. Well, there goes your chance to impress him with your spontaneity. She couldn’t help staring at his lips. Look at them, all heart shaped and soft and…tasty.

    “Hey, Macy?” Nick said.”Sorry about the—”

    Macy grabbed his face and kissed him. “Don’t be sorry,” she said softly, blushing at Nick’s surprised expression. “I enjoyed it, too,”

  • Anonymous

    Macy!” Nick breathed, finally catching up to her. “You wanted this?” He held out the CD, signed with all his band mates, to Macy.

    Macy shook her head, “I’m sorry, Nick, but… I don’t want this anymore.”

    Nick stared at her blankly, “What?! Why?”

    Macy smiled. “Because, I’ve moved onto a new band.” She unfolded a rather large piece of paper she had tucked under her arm. It rolled to the floor and Nick noticed it was a poster of some band. “Connect Three!” Macy squealed.

    “Connect Three?” Nick questioned.

    Macy smiled and nodded again. “Uh huh! I discovered them last night! Their music is soooo good! And, in all honesty, they are sooo hot!”

    Nick stared at her, not believing what Macy was saying.

    “Well, bye Nate – I mean Nick!” She blushed at her name mix up and scurried off.

    Nick felt a sympathetic tap on his shoulder. He looked to his right to see Stella. “Looks like you lost her.” The bell rang. “Bye, Nate.” She giggled and walked off before Nick could say anything else.

    Nick stood there dumbfounded. He didn’t know who this Nate guy was, but he defiantly was going to Google him later.

  • Joe Jonas

    I CLICKED ON THE GRANDPA PORN EWW HELP ME!!

    ——–

    Why would you click on a granpa porn site?

    …wierd.

  • A.

    True…. But like it’s so funny. And Nick is packing! HOLY SHIT! Did not know that was there.
    Well that’s a lie……..

  • Anonymous

    i know who joes new gf is and its not camilla!!!!!!

    !!!!!

  • Selina.

    Omaigawd, I do too Selena!
    PICKLES, FOR THE FUCKING WIN.

  • Kevin

    should nt you be fucking danielle
    ————————————–
    I WISH!!! , but sadly I can only do it when iI actually get married :(
    so what are my 2 bros up too.

  • Oh

    Oh fudge. Im so glad Google Chrome has a thing where you can shut down the window and prevent additional pop ups from coming up. My dad was coming in the room LOL

  • Anonymous

    What some people won’t do. If that were true, it would just be downright cruel for all parties involved.

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    yeah, but i love nick more than all of ya’ll :)

  • Anonymous
  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    lol it is gonna be kind of weird saying Kevin is hot.
    “Like omg he is soo—*danielle walks in* um…talented, yea talented.” rofl, he’s a taken man now!! Forever.
    ________
    LMAO..so true

  • alliegator.(:

    I’M GOING TO TAKE THESE JONAS FAN FICS AND SHOVE THEM UP SOMEONES BUTT.
    MY HECK, I GET THE POINT.

  • Anonymous

    does anyone know who demi’s special guest is for her dallas show(when is the dallas show?)? if its selena, then i feel bad for the audience.

  • ayysteph

    well eff MY life.
    this was the concert i was supposed to
    be at.
    pictures are amazin though

  • joe

    HEY stop impersonating me POSER!!!!
    and FYI i love CAMILLA

  • trish

    aaawwwwwwwhhhhhhhh!!! I knew it. He looks so sweet and he totally looks half awake. precious, was he sweet? plz lie to me if he wasn’t,thanks,hehe!!!!

  • Nick

    AHH dont u just luv it when stupid people click on the grandpa porn? ;) speaking of porn does anyone wanna have sex? ;D

  • Haley!

    I love them all SO much!!!
    Congrats Kevin & Dani!!!!!
    I am in love with the last pic… You can see Nicks insulin pump.
    They are all SO amazing!!!!

  • Anonymous

    is it wrong i didn’t stop drinking it?

  • alliegator.(:

    hahahaha, i think you’ll be fine. no worries dude.
    okay, question, WOULD A BLOG BE BETTER THAN MYSPACE GIRLS?
    I’LL JUST MOVE THE POST OVER, AND IF I DONT LIKE PEOPLE COMMENTING, I’LL BLOCK THEM!
    IT MIGHT BE EASIER THAN MYSPACE!!

  • TooLegitToQuit

    I’m a little jealous…my brother is getting married, and I’m not. :(
    I’m stuck with some Gorilla who keeps me tied up 24/7
    will someone come and rescue me??

    -Joe

    ===========

    sure, i’ll rescue you babe. hahaha

  • Miley

    WTF nick.

    you are so horney! you love mee!
    not those skanks.

    LOVE ME NICK

    -Miley :)

  • (:

    If they take after Joe they might have some hope of being decent looking.
    With the gorilla there is none. They wouldn’t have any face! HAIR would take over!
    hahahahhaha (:

  • L O V E

    NICK JONAS FUCK ME PLEASE.
    ——————–
    I KNOW RIGHT!!!!
    HE IS SO SEXY :D

  • Anonymous

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  • TooLegitToQuit

    dude, whenever i see camilla belle, i literally say; EVERYTIME.

    “dayumm. when are you those eyebrows gonna sprout wings and fly away?!”

    ================

    hahahahaha!!!!
    good question!
    they need to fly away quick, her face would look twn times better!!!

    but then they’d have the issue of dealing with their oddly freakishly alike looks.

    ugh. hahaha

  • Anonymous

    I’m serious!” Joe cried, staring at the shocked expressions of his brother and his stylist/crush. Stella blinked twice.

    “They WERE kissing? Again?” Stella asked in shock. Kevin stared at Stella.

    “Wait, again?” Kevin asked. Joe gasped.

    “They kissed before?”

    “Nick likes Macy!” Stella said. “He told me himself! Well, he didn’t tell me, but all signs point to—”

    “Hey, guys,” Nick said. Macy followed him into the living room. An awkward silence followed as everyone stared at Nick and Macy, scanning for any chemistry. Joe cleared his throat.

    “How about we watch a movie?” he said awkwardly. Everyone nodded. Stella offered conversation.

    “So…what movie do you guys want to watch?” she asked, running to the DVD player desperately.

    Macy sat on the couch gingerly, careful not to ruin anything that JONAS owned. “I can’t believe I’m watching a movie with the actual JONAS members,”

    Nick sat next to her. Another awkward silence. When Stella shoved in a random movie and sat on the couch, everyone relaxed again. Halfway through the movie(Stella had chosen Midnight Massacre 3), Stella was already hidden under Joe’s armpit, Joe was hidden under Kevin’s armpit, and Kevin had his arms around all of them, shrieking for his life. Nick and Macy were the only ones not screaming. Macy had already seen MM3 and was just laughing at the scary parts. Nick was a little scared, but since Macy was laughing, he decided to mask his fright with laughter.

    Apparently, it was the extended edition, because when Fantasia hacked Jeremy into pieces, Macy screamed and grabbed Nick.

    “I’m sorry,” Macy said. “I’m just scared. I get scared a lot. But I was laughing before, though I’ve never seen Fantasia so mad at Jeremy. Jeremy makes me laugh so hard, though. He screams like a baby. And sometimes I—” she glanced at Nick and noticed he was giving her the ‘Shut up, please’ look. “I’ll let go,”

    “No,” Nick said. “It’s okay,”

  • Nick

    if u rlly did love me more u would blow me ;) hehe

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  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

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  • Anonymous

    When he was four years old, he told his brothers that he was going to fall in love with a girl with “yellow” hair.

    When he was sixteen, he pursued and conquered that promise. She had yellow hair, liked golf, and played the guitar well.

    Besides that, her name was Penny and the name just flowed well with him.

    Penny and Nick.

    A Penny for your thoughts.

    A Nick-el for every time you’ve heard that.

    It just went well.

    And so, like every other time he had a crush, he fell to hard. He crushed the crush. He wrote a song for her, under his intense stare. And his crush crushed him.

    Then she said that everything was okay. That they could do the song as a duet, and maybe they could be together.

    Nick liked that. The idea of Nick-el and Penny.

    But it was too cliché. The young romance went on and on; but really, it went nowhere.

    Nick-el was blind to it, though. He was blind to her crush. Blind to her hyper-sometimes-fake happiness. Blind to her athleticism and her spunk. Blind to her smiles and that look she only gave him.

    Penny never gave him looks solely for him.

    Penny didn’t have a lot of spunk. She had a lot of dumb-nonchalant-gorgeousness. Also, she was kind of a liar. She said she loved Nick too, but not really.

    Penny was a user.

    But Macy didn’t have a lot of dumb-nonchalant-gorgeousness. She was just a cute athletic geek. But if Nick-el ever turned back into Nick and wrote a song for her, she would return that love a thousand times over and not use him.

    Macy wasn’t a user.

    But at four, Nick told his brothers that he was going to fall in love with a girl with “yellow” hair.

    What he didn’t remember and Macy didn’t realize was that, at five, he told his brothers he was going to marry a cute brunette.

    So his thoughts remained Penny-only thoughts, and Macy wondered if it would ever be okay.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

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  • Anonymous

    Suddenly feeling the need to say something, Macy leaned close to Nick’s ear. “Your lips tasted like strawberries,”

    Nick laughed and turned to see Joe, Stella, and Kevin staring at them.

    “You’re really bad at being quiet when you whisper,” Kevin said.

    “You kissed him long enough to taste his lips?” Stella asked. Joe waggled his eyebrows at the two of them.

    “Naughty, naughty, naughty…” Joe said. “I dare you to kiss again. On the lips. In front of us.”

    Nick shook his head. Macy turned red and looked away.

    “I’ll shine your shoes and tune your guitars for a week,” Joe offered. Nick pondered on the thought. Hmm…good deal.

    “And Macy,” Stella said. “I will…give you three shirts of your choice that the boys have already worn,”

    “And…an interview for your website,” Kevin said. Nick and Macy shook their heads and Joe, Stella, and Kevin sighed. Soon after, Stella declared bed time and everyone agreed.

    Nick watched Macy as she slept. She was so beautiful. Long, dark eyelashes framed her big, sparkling brown eyes. Her soft, pink lips were slightly parted as she snored softly. Nick smiled wanly at her peaceful breathing and rolled over and went to sleep.

    Macy’s eyes opened. The bad dream she had about Fantasia and Jeremy getting married and chain sawing each other’s faces off had awoken her. She sat up and looked around. Should she run to Joe to console her? No, he’d probably laugh. Kevin? No, that would just make him have bad dreams as well. Stella? Why, so she could have her hair ripped out. That only left—Nick. Macy got up and padded over to his sleeping bag. She sat down on the ground, cross legged, and shook him gently.

    “Nick of JONAS?” Macy whispered. Nick, a light sleeper, rolled over and opened his eyes.

    “Macy?” He said in a raspy, sleepy voice. Macy nodded.

    “Sorry. I had a bad dream about Fantasia and Jeremy,” Macy said, wide-eyed at the thought of the bloody chainsaw. Nick chuckled softly and took Macy in his arms.

    “Don’t think about it,” Nick said. Macy shook her head.

    “Well, I didn’t want to sing myself to sleep,” Macy said. Nick nodded.

    “That would probably be best,” he agreed. Macy turned to face him.

    “What do you do?” she asked. Nick sighed.

    “Um…I guess I think about…” Nick trailed off. Who did he think about? He bit his lip. He thought about Macy and her smile, or—no. It was definitely Macy. “…how about I sing to you?”

    Macy nodded. “Okay,”

    They come and go but they don’t know
    That you are my beautiful

    I try to come closer to you
    But they all say we won’t make it through

    But I’ll be there forever
    You will see that it’s better
    All our hopes and our dreams will come true
    I will not disappoint you
    I’ll be right there for you ’til the end
    The end of time
    Please be mine

    Macy sighed. “An actual JONAS just sang me to sleep,”

    Nick kissed her soft lips. “Go to sleep,”

    Macy nodded, surprised, and snuggled into his chest. Seconds later, she was asleep. Nick watched her again. Macy murmured in her sleep.

    “Nick, will you be my boyfriend?” she murmured sleepily. Nick smiled, well aware that she was asleep, but he knew her words were from the heart.

    “Sure, Macy,” Nick said. “Sure,”

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift seems a little evil and/or crazy but i do love this song. gets stuck in my head

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

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  • jerseygirl

    don’t wanna get into it or anything, but c’mon now guys…. 1.) it’ll probably not end up lasting that long and 2.) she can’t be that bad if mama jonas approves, ya know? i just trust his judgment i guess…
    —————————————
    I’m not dumping on her at all. I just hate how everyone thinks the existance of that necklace is any indication as to the status of his love life.

    He’s wearing it = they’re dating.
    He’s not wearing it = they’ve broken up.

    Makes me laugh.

  • s4n

    Sources said that adam shankman said that when miley’s kissing liam, he tells her to imagine that she’s kissing her boyfriend, nick, so that she’s more passionate in the scene. he also says that he catches them vchatting off set and during her lunch break and that they’re really loveydovey, and that they always say that the miss each other. Sources on set also said that miley CONSTANTLY talks about her “amazing” boyfriend and how much they love each other and will never let each other leave like they did before.

    see, i can make up shit too.

  • Anonymous

    I’m a little jealous…my brother is getting married, and I’m not. :(
    I’m stuck with some Gorilla who keeps me tied up 24/7
    will someone come and rescue me??

    -Joe
    ———-
    hahahahah, oh man, i wish that was joe.
    lol, joe bb, i’d rescue you. (;

    =====

    screw rescuing! Take him for yourself!!!
    Tell me Joe bb, how are…erm, tied up?
    ;]

  • the one and only (:

    Scream while you can!

  • :((((((((

    Dude my computer is fine..if I had a virus it would’ve told me.besides i got out of it fast..so stop trying 2 scare me.

  • Anonymous

    Demi :(((((

    http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/36790633.html

    http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b87/Rebeka_Lavigne/67676.png

    Demi Lovato was spotted during an appearance in Los Angeles on June 24 sporting a number of suspicious marks on her left wrist. This hasn’t been the first time she’s been accused of practicing self harm, with a collection of photos surfacing late last year. Disney issued the statement that they were nothing more than indentations made from rubber bracelets, what do we think ONTD?

    —–

    oh fuck no.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    i’m a little jealous…my brother is getting married, and I’m not. :(
    I’m stuck with some Gorilla who keeps me tied up 24/7
    will someone come and rescue me??

    -Joe
    __________
    Joe the power lies in the tweezers…now run!! Run and aim for the brows…it will stall her!!

  • Lorena

    Inside scoop only if you want to know what is really going on. Rob Hoffman (JoBro photog and Selena friend) informed “people” that Nick and Selena are back on. I was like pshhh. He said that is why there was an article out today (Fox News) that Miley dumped her boyfriend and that it was Miley who wanted to get back with Nick cuz she had feelings for him. Jonas sources leaked that info to cushion any news that Nick is NOT with Miley he is in chats with Selena. Selena is in heaven (check out her twitter). Here we go go go again (Demi song). Sources say Demi is so happy and that they can all be together again during CR2 filming in September.”

    ———

    Again. I laugh at picturing Rob stirring up trouble in Teenie Land. Har har har.

    You just fail.
    Give it up.
    ____________________________________

    READ MILEY’S TWITTER. IT IS OVER WITH NICK AND MILEY. TOLD YA.

    ———–

    I think thier dating again too. Look at selena’s recent music quotes.

    “You’re Not Sorry”- Taylor Swift

    “My Life Would Suck Without You..”- kelly clarkson

    Here We Go, Go, Go Again :)- Demi lovato
    _____

    LOL, alright … It’s cute that you want them together, but bitch PLEASE. If you’re gonna lie, come up with a good lie. Selena was just a seat filler, and ya’ll know it.

    And I don’t get how “you’re not sorry” explains anything, and what’s on Miley’s twitter that confirms something?, she seems happy & in love. Now you seriously have to move on.

  • Anonymous

    Aww you can see Nick pump in the last picture
    (Its the white square on his back (:)

  • Anonymous

    wow are we posting novels again?
    damn. all i wanted to do was say how hott they looked and yet there are nothing but novels. go read a book.

  • alliegator.(:

    stfu at least am famouse and ur not
    so ha!!!
    ———-
    YOU’RE FAMOUSE?!

    oh my heck!
    is that almost as good as being a selebrtie?

  • Anonymous

    Selena Gomez chatted with M Magazine about penning the song “I’m Sorry” and gives the background story of that time in her life.

    ‘The most personal song I’ve written is called ‘I’m Sorry’ and it’s about a guy who couldn’t let go of a girl he was in love with. This actually happened to me!

    The ex girlfriend of my crush just didn’t treat him right for a very long time, and he wouldn’t let anyone else into his life because of it. It was really sad to see. I was like, ‘How did you love this girl?’ My mom always tells me, ‘Just be who you are. There is no need to get caught up in the drama.’

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  • Anonymous

    kevin is like glowing :)

  • Anonymous

    It’s not that he hates being on the boy’s tennis team or anything. In fact, in the very beginning, Nick Lucas was more than stoked to be picked for the boy’s varsity team. It was an honor and he loved playing the game. He really had looked forward to the season.

    The only tiny problem: how much the boy’s team spent time with the girl’s team for special school sports events. The girl’s team meaning a team which included Macy Misa aka the most athletic girl probably in this entire school and also the biggest, craziest fan of Jonas.

    Don’t get him wrong. He’s sure she’s a very nice girl once she gets over her obsession and the accident-prone nature she seems to carry about her every time she’s in a one-foot radius of his brothers or him. But the fact of the matter is, her getting over all those things seems to be even more and more unlikely as days have gone by.

    The sad truth is he doesn’t know how much longer he can tolerate her glazed over, adoring expressions directed towards him; or even more so, the number of injuries and bruises he’s gotten at each event or yearbook photo he’s had to take where tennis rackets were in possession by namely, Macy Misa, just because she does play third seed on her tennis team.

    By now, it shouldn’t really be surprise that after such a long and grueling season filled with weekends of gaining injuries and bruises from a certain petite, overly-enthusiastic star tennis player and only grimacing in pain and biting his tongue at her over-the-top apologies, he had to blow up eventually.

    Well his team members didn’t think so, and neither did hers.

    “Nice, asshole.”

    “Dude, that’s just not done.”

    “Nice going, loser. You know if that’s how all the Lucas brothers treat their fans, I don’t know how long you’ll have them on your bandwagon…”

    And when he called his brothers for help, they’d only laughed and called him a poor, unfortunate soul and started singing their own version of that annoying song from Little Mermaid to him over the line.

    Joe seemed to have no place in his heart to actually feel for him. “Dude! That’s epic! I mean she’s kind of all over the place, but that’s gotta be harsh. I mean she’s hit us more times than we can count too…but wow, we’ve never done that. All I can say is have fun for the rest of the event, man—“

    Then came the voice of Kevin. “All I know Nick is you gotta fix this. You know you do. Mom’s raised us better than that…”

    He’d sighed knowing they were both right. You knew you did something incredibly wrong when both of them of were right. To be honest, he was the most polite one out of the three of them, so the incident coming from him wasn’t something he was used to. He was usually a spectator to things like this, with the other brothers and all.

    The line went dead with the ring of their amusement still in his ears, and that’s how he ended up on the other side of a girl’s restroom for almost an hour now, trying to apologize and appease a certain number one fan of Jonas.

    “Macy, come on, will you please come out and let me talk to you in person about this.” He asks through the door, trying to keep his voice calm and not mingled with desperation.

    “No!” Her response comes quick and short.

  • Anonymous

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Nick and Selena are back together! Take that Niley lovers!!!!!! Nick+Selena=truelove!!! So cute! ! !

  • Anonymous

    Jonas popped the question after arriving in New Jersey on an overnight flight from a concert in Vancouver. “It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world,” he says.


    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

  • TooLegitToQuit

    Nick groaned and held out his hands. “Come on,”

    Macy walked over to him and held him in a hug. This…was nice, Nick decided.

    “Nothing to be afraid of,” Nick said. Macy nodded.

    “Grab onto the pole with both hands, don’t slide down yet,” Nick instructed. Macy did as she was told. Nick went to the other side of the pole and wrapped his arms around her.

    “Okay, legs around the pole,”

    Macy did so. Nick wrapped his legs around hers and they both slid down. Once they were in the living room, Kevin stared at them, Joe looked from Macy to Nick back and forth, and Stella clapped.

    “Yay!” Stella squealed. Joe and Kevin turned to her.

    ==============

    PLEASE STOP.
    it’s excessive and not that good.

  • miley

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  • Syd

    i know who joes new gf is and its not camilla!!!!!!

    !!!!!

    ——————–
    who???? i dont believe its camilla either. he def moved on

  • Anonymous

    stop bitch we dont like urr fucking JONAS story

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    why do you keep typing that???????????

  • TooLegitToQuit

    AHH dont u just luv it when stupid people click on the grandpa porn? ;) speaking of porn does anyone wanna have sex? ;D

    ==============

    noooo, i’ve never seen that site thank goodness, but they don’t KNOW it’ grandpa porn, they get tricked! hahaha

    stop being a meanie lol

  • Anonymous

    When Nick rolled over and woke up, Macy wasn’t there. He looked around. Joe, in a contorted snoring heap on the floor, Stella, curled up in a little ball, quietly sleeping, and Kevin, screaming in his sleep. Nick rolled his eyes at his oldest brother and looked for Macy. He got up and went into the kitchen. No Macy. He climbed up the stairs quietly and went into the guitar room. And there was Macy…playing guitar?

    Nick watched in intrigue as Macy plucked the 6 strings with the skills of someone who had been playing since they were 5. Macy played the last note and gasped when she looked down and saw Nick’s feet.

    “Oh. My. Gosh.” Macy said, blushing deep red. She put the guitar back on the moving rack and tried to walk away. Nick pulled her back.

    “I had no idea you played guitar, Macy,”

    Macy shrugged. “I’ve been playing for a long time,”

    Nick sighed. He wanted to ask Macy about something else. “Macy…last night, you—”

    “Asked you to be my boyfriend in my sleep?” Macy nodded, her eyes wide. “Yeah, sorry about that. I talk in my sleep a lot. Sometimes I just say things that I want to say in real life, but I’m just too nervous to say it. And I would never ask you that in real life, because I know you prefer to ask the girl. You know, JONAS—”

    “MACY, I said yes.” Nick said. Macy blinked repeatedly. She wobbled a bit, then sat down for support.

    “W-what?” she asked.

    “I want to…I want to date you,” Nick told her. He held on to the chair for support as well. Oh, no. Here comes the squealing, the fainting, the hugging, and the gasping for breath. But Macy just looked at him and smiled.

    “Nick of JO—Nick?” Macy asked. Nick smiled in relief. Maybe he could make it through this conversation without breaking a bone or getting bruised.

    “Yes,” Nick said. Macy wrapped her arms around his neck and pressed her lips to his. Nick watched her as she pulled away.

    “So does this mean that I’m dating an actual JONAS?”

    Nick nodded and smiled. “I guess so,”

    “So I can call you my…” Macy paused for dramatic effect. “boyfriend?”

    Nick laughed. “Yes.”

    Macy smiled slightly. “Cool…boyfriend.”

    “Okay, not like that,” Nick laughed.

    They had no idea Stella had been watching them the whole time.

    Stella slid down the pole like rapid fire and dashed to the kitchen

  • the one and only (:

    THANK YOU!

  • Anonymous

    i’m always up for a little fun ;)

  • Anonymous

    He sighs, trying again. “Please?”

    No response, except for the occasional sniff here and there. For some reason, he couldn’t get the image of her sitting on top of the toilet seat and tearing up out of his mind. It actually did make him feel like a jerk now that he thought about it.

    He hit his head against the door repeatedly for a few minutes. The headache still wouldn’t go away.

    “Macy, I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to blow up on you like that in front of everyone—“

    “Yes you did!” Her voice calls out, a twinge of trembling involved now in the tone. Jeez, she really knew how to sock it hard into a guy’s gut, didn’t she?

    He talks softly, his voice steady. “Macy, what I did back there was totally inappropriate and rude, and you should be much meaner to be. I deserve it. I deserve ten whacks to the head with a tennis racket at the very least, so why don’t you come out and—“

    “Oh, don’t even think about pulling that card on me, Nick of Jonas! You can’t get me out with something like that. Besides, I’d never want to hurt you intentionally…no matter how much you hate me!” She starts whimpering again, and he hears her blow her nose.

    He can’t help groan. She really is good at this whole guilt trip stuff, even if she might not be doing it intentionally.

    “I don’t hate you, Macy. I really don’t. I could never do that and—are you blowing your nose on toilet paper?”

    “You do to hate me! You never freak out on anyone like that—“

    “I freak out on my brothers all the time—“ He points out, trying to help her feel better, but she only wails out louder. Okay, maybe that wasn’t such a good thing to bring up then.

    “That’s different! And yes, I am using toilet paper. “

    “Macy. That’s really unsanitary.” He states rationally, voice dripping with subtle disapproval, as he quietly cringes at the image of her using toilet paper. He can’t help it, he’s a neat freak. Out of the all the guys in his house, he’s always been the most organized and obsessed with cleanliness.

    “Shut up!” Her voice snaps at him sharply and he’s momentarily surprised by the tone she uses with him. She’s never given him attitude before. This is certainly new. “This isn’t the time to talk about personal hygiene, okay?”

    “Sorry?” He attempts again. Great, today really just isn’t his day. He’s managed to screw up even more on top of the original one.

    “Whatever.” He hears her mumble under her breath. They relapse into silence once again and maybe if they were actually friends, this would be easier.

    “Macy?”

    “Yeah?” Her voice sounds so small and unsure, he wishes he could just throw himself off a cliff. Since when did he become so inconsiderate and ungrateful? He used to be the deep and sensitive one in the family.

    He clears throat. “I hate begging, but please come out, Macy. I have tissues, and I can’t stand you sitting there and blowing your nose on toilet paper.”

    He hears a mixed muffle of a sob and a laugh at his request, and then the sound of footsteps, and a twist of the doorknob.

    She comes out tentatively, her cheeks plastered with dried up tears, and her big brown eyes still watery. She gives him a weak smile. He smiles back awkwardly, slowly getting a pack of tissues out of his pocket and handing it to her.

    She takes the pack from his hand, careful not to touch him, and it all seems foreign to him, to see her so conscious of not having any physical contact with him.

    She blows her nose quietly; painfully aware he’s staring at her the entire time with those intense eyes of his, and when she’s done, they stand there in the hallway, unsure of what to do next.

  • Anonymous

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Nick and Selena are back together! Take that Niley lovers!!!!!! Nick+Selena=truelove!!! So cute! ! !

    ———-

    LOL…no.

  • E

    Is there a video of Joe doing the rap thing during Burnin’ Up?

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Naw i wasnt trying to scare you..its just that some people got major viruses from it so it so i thought you would my bad :)

  • Anonymous

    Selena Gomez chatted with M Magazine about penning the song “I’m Sorry” and gives the background story of that time in her life.

    ‘The most personal song I’ve written is called ‘I’m Sorry’ and it’s about a guy who couldn’t let go of a girl he was in love with. This actually happened to me!

    The ex girlfriend of my crush just didn’t treat him right for a very long time, and he wouldn’t let anyone else into his life because of it. It was really sad to see. I was like, ‘How did you love this girl?’ My mom always tells me, ‘Just be who you are. There is no need to get caught up in the drama.’

  • Anonymous

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Nick and Selena are back together! Take that Niley lovers!!!!!! Nick+Selena=truelove!!! So cute! ! !

    ***

    LMFAO

    hope its nice in that fantasy world you live in.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    i know who joes new gf is and its not camilla!!!!!!

    !!!!!

    ——————–
    who???? i dont believe its camilla either. he def moved on
    ________________
    lol no pics no proof you know the rule

  • Anonymous

    where Kevin was making Crunchy Cats.

    “Guys? I just heard…Macy and Nick are dating?”

    Joe fell off his chair. “WHAT?!”

    “THE POOR BOY!” Kevin cried in agony. Stella stared at him.

    “No, they seem happy together,” Stella insisted. Kevin shrugged.

    “Well, if they—”

    Nick and Macy came into the kitchen, acting natural.

    “Macy can play guitar,” Nick said, sliding into the seat next to Joe. Joe just stared at him. “What?”

    “Oh, nothing,” Joe said. “How good is she?”

    “Really good,” Nick replied.

    “So I heard you guys were dat—”Kevin started. Stella’s blue eyed glare redirected at him. “Dat—data collecting. For science, right?”

    “No.” Macy shook her head. “In science we’re studying genetics.”

    “That must be awkward for you and Nick,” Joe said unwisely. Stella flicked the back of his head.

    “Why would it be awkward?” Nick asked, grabbing the box of Crunchy Cats.

    “Because your boyfriend and girlfriend.” Stella said. Joe and Kevin glared at her. “Sorry,”

    “Okay, so maybe we are,” Nick said. “What’s your point?”

    “Excuse us,” Kevin and Joe dragged Nick off.

    “Nick, you’re dating her,” Kevin stated the obvious. Nick nodded.

    “What do her lips taste like?” Joe wondered. Nick glared at him.

    “C’mon, just tell me,” Joe persisted. “I just wanna know,”

    “Like chocolate,” Nick said sarcastically. Kevin didn’t catch on to the sarcasm and trotted back out to the kitchen.

    “Hey, Macy, can you kiss me?” Kevin asked. Macy blushed.

    “Stella, an actual JONAS wants to kiss me,”

    Stella smiled at Macy. It was nice to see Macy having a relationship. And it was nice to see Nick dating again, too. All through breakfast, Joe, Stella, and Kevin watched, waiting for any sign of flirting. Macy read and Nick ate. And then when it was time for Macy to go.

    “Bye, everyone, I had a really great time,” Macy gushed. Stella gave Nick a ‘aren’t you going to kiss her goodbye?’ look.

    “Macy, wait,” Nick said. Macy turned around. Nick hugged her. “Bye,”

    Macy nodded and left. Joe punched him in the arm.

    “DUDE! Why didn’t you kiss her?”

    “You know I don’t like kissing in front of people,” Nick said. Kevin rolled his eyes.

    “I swear, Nick, you have the perfect life and you don’t know it,”

    Nick thought about that. Supportive family, great friends, and now a great girlfriend. “Yeah. I know.”

    There will be a sequel, so don’t worry. Just review and it’ll be up before you know it.

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  • Anonymous

    Lol. I can’t believe you believe that shit.

  • Anonymous

    Macy, I really am sorry about—“

    “I know.” She cuts in, biting her bottom lip. “It’s fine. I guess I have been acting kind of annoying. I’ll get off your back, from now on, promise.” She finishes, forcing a smile.

    She starts walking back to the main hall, when he grabs her arm to stop her. “No, don’t take it like that.” He stops, taking a deep breath. “I mean I would appreciate fewer injuries, not going to lie, but…that doesn’t mean I want you out of our lives. You’re a great girl, Macy…”

    She giggles out of nowhere and he looks at her in bewilderment. “Sorry, it just sounds like you’re trying to break up with me gently or something, “ she pauses, trying to sober up again, and nodding her head seriously, “Okay, sorry, go on.”

    There’s a moment of silence and then the two crack up.

    “Breaking up, huh?” He asks, his eyes crinkling near the sides.

    “Something like that.” She quips back, her eyes shining in laughter, and she scrunches up her nose a little.

    He gazes at her intently and it hits him then, that when she’s not hyperventilating over one of his brothers or him, or hitting one of them across the head with her baseball bats, she’s kind of cute.

    “Hey, Nick of Jonas, you there?” She waves her hand in front of his face to get his attention.

    “Yeah, sorry, just got to thinking, I guess.” He mumbles aloofly, and she gives him a questioning look before shrugging happily, and humming one of their songs.

    “So, we good?” He asks randomly.

    She gives him a bubbly smile. “Yep!”

    He nods his head faintly. “Let’s try this over again, okay?”

    He takes another deep breath, trying to get into character, before smiling at her politely. “Hi. My name’s Nick Lucas and you are?” He brings out his hand for her to shake.

    She giggles, grabbing onto his hand, and shaking it with a little more energy than he imagined, “Not Nick of Jonas?”

    “Nope. Never, atleast with my friends and family.” He states seriously.

    “Well in that case…nice to meet you, Nick! I’m Macy. Macy Misa

  • Joe Jonas

    should nt you be fucking danielle
    ————————————–
    I WISH!!! , but sadly I can only do it when iI actually get married :(
    so what are my 2 bros up too.

    ——-

    Ah, just fucking an old lady.

  • Sang

    I HATE THOSE HOES who MET JB!
    Love them tho.

    LMFAO
    Love ya Joe, Nick, and kevin!

    GONGRATS BTW

  • maggie

    umm WHAT THE FUCK IS ON HER TWITTER THAT INDICATES THEY ARE OVER?
    bitch please tell me. write it out for me. do whatever. cuz I dont see it.

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE NICK JONAS

  • :((((((((

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  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    HEY stop impersonating me POSER!!!!
    and FYI i love CAMILLA
    ____________
    LOL don’t lie to yourself Joseph! It;s okay, she drugged you! And if you dont agree with me then i have Taylor Swift waiting for you by the basement..Mind you Lucas just broke up with her so she’s a tad..erm angry..

  • Anonymous

    jesus christ, preteens, take the cybersex elsewhere, please. i’m no prude, but damn…! share your disturbing fantasies about jb, but knock that extracurricular shizz off

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    I’m not dumping on her at all. I just hate how everyone thinks the existance of that necklace is any indication as to the status of his love life.

    He’s wearing it = they’re dating.
    He’s not wearing it = they’ve broken up.

    Makes me laugh.
    ______________
    Exactly, but ive always thought that their breakup will be leaked? isnt that how it is in Hollywood? Like the break up has to be leaked from some “source”..

  • Anonymous

    Demi said she’s having a special guest at her show in Dallas. Selena, or Miley?

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    is it wrong i didn’t stop drinking it?
    ____________
    lmao…well some people sink down to so many levels…you gotta do what you gotta do…it depends on what type of beer it it…Corona? Heineken?

  • Miley

    Story of my life
    Searching for the right
    But it keeps avoiding me
    Sorrow in my soul
    Cause it seems that wrong
    Really loves my company

    He’s more than a man
    And this is more than love
    The reason that the sky is blue
    The clouds are rolling in
    Because I’m gone again
    And to him I just can’t be true

    And I know that he knows I’m unfaithful
    And it kills him inside
    To know that I am happy with some other guy
    I can see him dying

    I love you nick, not Justin.

  • Anonymous

    Becca’s P.O.V.

    “Nick?” I said to my boyfriend. Yeah, I know, you read the title. A Nick Jonas Love Story. His name is Nick Jonas, and yes, he is the youngest member of the Jonas Brothers. Well, technically, if we were talking about the family, Frankie would be and—whatever. As I was saying, THE Nick Jonas. About 5 feet and six inches, with curly mahogany brown hair, chocolate brown eyes that you could swim in, and lips that—alright, ok. I don’t want to taunt you with him and dangle him in front of you. You know what he looks like. We were sitting in his bedroom. It was one of those Kodak moments, you know? The ones that you keep in the front page of your album and look at every day. The reason it was a Kodak moment was because I was in a comfy position, with his strong arms wrapped around my waist and my head pressed into his chest, and we were watching TV. Well, I don’t think we were really watching it as much as we were looking at it. We were really thinking about each other. It’s the only thing we could do—conjure up as much thoughts about each other so that when this moment was over and Nick went on tour without me this summer, we still had those thoughts to hold on to.

    “Yes,” he answered, looking right at me. He always did that. He NEVER talked to me or anyone else he cared about without looking right into their eyes. Because he apparently “never smiles”—he does!—Nick used his eyes to smile. And it was the brightest eye-smile I’d ever seen.

    “I don’t want you to go,” I said, my chin wobbling. I hate it when it wobbles because it always gives it away. It always gives away that I’m about to cry. I try to hold it in because if I cry, I know I’ll disappoint Nick. He hates to see me cry because he knows sometimes he can’t do anything about it.

    “And you think I want to go?” He said softly, wiping my dry cheeks just in case. “I hate leaving you here.”

    “Why can’t I go?” I whimpered, hating myself for sounding like such a baby. “Why?”

    “Because your parents want you to stay here,” Nick said. I could tell that was the first thing he could think of. I came out of the comfy position, sat up, and glared at him.

    “You don’t want me to go on tour with you,” I accused. Nick sat up indignantly.

    “That is not true!” Nick said.

    “Because my parents want me to stay here? Really, Nick?” I jumped off the bed and stood up in front of him. “What’s the real reason?”

    “If we go on tour, the media is bound to find out about you and me.” Nick said. I scoffed. So? Let them find out!

    “Then they’ll make up terrible rumors about you, and people will start believing them, and I don’t want that to happen!”

    “Why would you care about that?” I asked.

    “Because—” Nick started.

    “WHAT? BECAUSE WHAT?” I yelled.

    “Because I love you!” Nick said, kissing me fiercely. We kissed for a while, and then he pulled away.

    “So you really mean it?” I asked him, being all stupid. Of course he meant it!

    “Yeah.” Nick kissed me again, and hugged me.

    Happy moments. But that was before the accident. When he forgot about everything: his family, his house, his name…

    And most of all, he forgot me.

  • Anonymous

    She smiles shyly. “Really? Well I am third seed on my team, and we did win state championships last year, but…”

    He cuts in, tone still gentleman-like. “Wow, well that speaks for itself then, doesn’t it? Bet you could hurt someone with one of those rackets, couldn’t you?”

    She shrugs, eyes sparkling, knowing where he’s going with this. “Oh you know it happens sometimes when the opponent can be a royal jerk.”

    “Well, if he’s being a jerk, he deserves it, doesn’t he?” He insists.

    She looks up at the ceiling, drumming her finger on her chin thoughtfully. “Sometimes, if they’re cute, I let them off the hook.”

    He clucks his tongue disapprovingly. “Well that’s not really fair, is it? Equal treatment for all is what I go by.”

    “You know I have heard about this one guy on the boy’s team whose all about that. Supposedly, he’s really cool-headed, doesn’t really let anything on the court get to him.”

    “That would be me.” He confirms affirmatively.

    She smiles. “Well, I’d love to play with you one day. Just to see what all this non-stop gossip on the court is all about.”

    “Love to. You’d probably beat me 6-0 and 6-0, but sure.”

    She smiles, “No, I wouldn’t.” She whispers.

    And that’s when another familiar female voice rings out and the stomping of angry feet. “There you are! Nicholas Lucas? How dare you treat my best friend like that? You know I always thought Joe was the problem child—“

    “Hey!” Cuts in the voice of his older brother.

    “No offense Joe, but seriously, Nick? For real, you’re the one to have a meltdown on Macy—“

    “Stella—“

    “I mean I know she can go a little loony when she’s around you guys, but so what?”

    “Stella—“

    “And okay, so she gave you a few bruises and sent you to the nurse’s office more times than you could count, well boo hoo! It’s called an accident. Suck it up, Nick, like a man—“

    “Yeah, like a man, Nick—”

    “Be quiet, Joe.”

    “Kay Stell.”

    He closes his eyes, trying to think of a way to calm the blonde down. Time’s up. He can’t think of anything. “Stella!”

    She stops in the middle of her rant suddenly, rubbing Macy’s shoulder supportively, before turning to Nick with a glare and waiting for him to continue. “Yes?”

    Behind her, Joe’s frantically giving him the ‘don’t mess with her, or you’ll be screwed’ expression.

    Nick exhales loudly, choosing to ignore Joe’s poorly signaled advice. “Macy and I worked it out. I told her I was incredibly sorry.”

    “He did, Stella. Don’t worry. Everything is fine now.” Macy pipes in, giving Nick a warm smile, and he smiles back.

    Stella studies him carefully, as if to catch any small hint of a lie or lack of genuineness on his face. He keeps a straight-face for as long as he can.

    “You better have said sorry and meant it.” She mutters darkly finally, before turning around in her heels quickly, “Come on, Joe, let’s go to the front. I think I saw a vending machine, so you don’t have to complain about dying of thirst anymore like you did the entire ride here…”

    But, Joe’s too busy checking out Macy in her tennis uniform, that cheeky grin on his face. “Hey, nice uniform—“

    “Joe, I swear to god—“ Calls out a shrill voice.

    He turns around quickly, rushing to Stella’s side like an obedient puppy at the sound of impatience in her voice.

    The two sixteen year olds stare after the bickering couple, as Stella jealously interrogating Joe on whether he was checking out her best friend shamelessly or not, and him blatantly lying that he wasn’t.

    They turn to each other embarrassedly.

    “Sorry about Stella, she can be so—“

    “Sorry about Joe, he can be such a—“

    They stop immediately, before laughing softly. “They should just go out already.” She sighs.

    “I know right? It’s obvious to everyone except them.” He replies dryly and she laughs nervously and all of a sudden everything feels forced and not the same.

    She looks away, brushing a strand of her away, closer to her messy ponytail. “We should probably go in…”

    “The event is almost over.” He interjects, noticing the kids starting to come out into the hall.

    “Oh well I guess I’ll just ask Stella for a ride—“ She turns around, and for some reason he can’t help thinking if he doesn’t stop her now, he’ll never get this chance again.

    “Hey Macy?”

    She turns around, looking at him with questioning eyes. “Do you want to go play one of these days, for real?” he asks, “I promise I’ll go easy on you.” He adds as an afterthought in a grave voice, even though his eyes contradict his tone.

    She scoffs; the natural streak of competitiveness inside of her visible. “You wish.” Her eyes brighten just a fraction though. “But yeah, definitely!”

    He nods his head faintly. “See you in school on Monday, Macy.” He speaks in a low voice, and he swears for a second he sees her sigh at the sound of his voice, but she’s quick to retract the sound.

  • nick

    RESCUUUUUEEEE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! oh no, TAYLOR IS HERE!!! please, don’t make me read the stories again! oh god, no they’re duct taping my mouth!

    -Joe
    ——————————
    Joe am trapped too. Selena has me tied up. she has a hannah wig on and she smacking the hell out of me with pickles. I knew something was wrong with her when i saw her with a hannah wig on that magazine. She trying to be miley.
    She psycho.
    come rescueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me.

    -nick

  • nick jonas

    hey OU girls
    how everyone doing

  • Miley

    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    I love Pickles.
    —————
    you’re so annoying selena.
    no wonder nick dumped you flat chested hoe. and came back to me isnt that right bb :)

  • anonymously

    The post of micy and nick is digusting. Micy don’t have the body for that put miley she hot and sexy.

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    i guess there’s a new author in town?

    although i have to say… her stories are a lot less… interesting than mine.

  • Anonymous

    She smiles at him pleasantly before saying goodbye and walking away, and as she does, he can’t help noticing that Joe was right. That really is a nice uniform. Then again, he could be a little biased. She is after all their number one fan.
    or some reason though, he feels like she won’t be just that for long. For some reason, he feels like maybe, possibly, there might be something more soon enough

  • Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOO.. Its BS.. Selena said a week ago that she dont want nick..
    Niley ftw

  • Anonymous

    Becca’s P.O.V.

    I walked into the hospital room. “Hey, Nick,”

    Nick smiled at me, but it wasn’t the same. It was a “Hi, person who is supposed to be girlfriend” smile instead of “Hey, girlfriend”. Ever since the accident, he’s lost his memory(apparently, it’s temporary) and had to rely on God’s messages for the truth. “Hey, Becca,”

    He held out his hands for a hug, and I hugged him. Usually he leans in for a peck on the lips, because he knows(he said he got a message from God) that I’m supposed to be his girlfriend. But this time, he kissed me passionately, and crashed his lips into mine. He pulled away slowly. I was in shock.

    “Wow,” I said, staring at him. He eye-smiled.

    “I wanted to try it,” Nick mumbled. “I watched a movie yesterday and there was a couple kissing. I guess wanted to feel that passion with you,”

    I blinked several times. Then I burst into tears. Nick immediately looked worried.

    “No, no,” he said while reaching for me, wincing in pain because of his arm. “Don’t cry.”

    He kissed me tenderly on my brow. I looked up.

    “I’m not crying because I’m sad,” I told him. “I’m crying because I’m sorry,”

    “Oh,” Nick brought me into his arms, wincing the whole time. I looked up.

    “You’re disappointed,” Nick said.

    “What?” I cried. “No!” I was totally lying. Of course I was disappointed!

    “Tell me why,” Nick persisted. I laid my head on his chest and poured my heart out.

    “It’s all my fault! That night, when I was acting like that, and you stormed off and got hit by a car and I— I’m sorry!” I said. I’ve never called Nick “baby” before. It seemed cliché to me. And this wasn’t the time to try the affectionate term out. “And now you can’t remember anything and I—”

    “Shh…” Nick put a finger to my lips, wincing again. “It’s not your fault.”

    “Yes it is! And I—”

    He interrupted me by kissing me softly. He leaned in again. The kiss got more and more passionate until it became a make out session.

    “Why…are…we…making…out…we don’t even…know each…other,” I said in between kisses. Nick pulled away for a quick second.

    “My mind may not know who you are,” he leaned in and kissed me once more. “But my heart does. I can feel it, Becca. We were together.”

    “We were,” I said, and kissed his chest. “But I don’t know if we’ll ever be the same, Nick. I mean, your memory is shot. You don’t remember me.”

    Nick paused and stared into space. Then he looked at me intently. “Becca…?”

    “Yes, Nick,” I said, my brows furrowing. “It’s me.”

    “Becca, I…I remember, now…”

  • the one and only (:

    We know.

  • Anonymous

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Nick and Selena are back together! Take that Niley lovers!!!!!! Nick+Selena=truelove!!! So cute! ! !

    ——–

    What’s it like living in delusional world? I always wondered if it’s fun there.

  • Anonymous

    sweetie. no one WANTS a sequel.

  • Anonymous

    source???????? juicy!

  • Anonymous

    With Joe and Camilla

    “Yes! I played the last card so I won!” Joe slammed the card down on the table and stared into Camilla’s eyes.

    “No fair! You cheated!” Camilla laughed. “Anyway, how’s it going with Nick?”

    “It gets hard sometimes, because he doesn’t remember anything,” Joe sighed. “Even that he has diabetes, so we have to remind him about his Omni-Pod,”

    “Does he remember you?” Camilla asked, smiling.

    “It’s like he knows that me and Kevin are his brothers,” Joe said. “He just doesn’t remember anything. But somehow, he still knows how to play the guitar,”

    “Well, that’s a skill, not a memory,” Camilla replied. “Like he still knows how to walk and talk,”

    “True,” Joe agreed, standing up and walking over to the fridge. “But it has to be hard for Becca,”

    “I can only imagine,” Camilla looked at Joe. Joe smiled faintly and walked back to the couch with a bottle of soda in his hand.

    “And believe it or not,” Joe said. “Before the accident, Nick told me that when he’s older, he’s going to propose to her,”

    “Aww…” Camilla said.

    “Hey, Joe,” Danielle walked into the living room.

    “Oh my God!” Joe clutched his chest. “How did you get in?”

    “Um, you left the door open, Joe,” Danielle rolled her eyes. “Anyway, where’s Kevin?”

    “Kevin is…” Joe pointed everywhere. “I dunno,”

    “Gee, thanks, Joe,” Danielle stood up and walked to the bottom of the stairs. “You’ve been a real help,”

    “I said I didn’t know!” Joe defended himself and switched on the TV.

    “Are you waiting for Barney?” Camilla teased.

    “FOR THE LAST TIME, I do not watch Barney every day like the paparazzi says!” Joe cried. “Just on Tuesdays at 5 when the special’s on,”

    Danielle rolled her eyes and walked upstairs. “Kevin,”

    No answer. She walked over to his bedroom door and forced it open.

    “Oh My God!” Danielle screamed.

    With Nick and Becca

    “What do you mean, you remember now?” Becca said, confused.

    “I don’t know,” Nick said. “I just remember you. You were my girlfriend, you’re 16, I’m 17, and your birthday is the sixth of September,”

    “Oh my gosh, yes!” Becca sobbed. “You do remember me! Do you remember anything else?”

    “No, not really,” Nick said sadly. “Come here,”

    Becca walked over to the hospital bed and was instantly pulled into a long hug.

    “Um, Nick?” Becca asked, still in the long embrace.

    “Yes,” Nick sighed dreamily, still hugging Becca.

    “I, um, can’t breathe,” Becca said.

    “Oh, sorry.” Nick let go of Becca. Then he smiled at her. With a sudden burst of energy, Becca slapped Nick on the arm.

    “Ahh…” Nick winced and clutched his arm. “Becca!”

    “Just making sure I wasn’t dreaming,” Becca giggled.

    Nick smiled. “I love making you laugh. Your laugh is really pretty.”

    Becca blushed. “Really?”

    “You look cute when you blush,” Nick noticed softly. He touched my cheek.

    “I love you,” I whispered, then covered my mouth. It wasn’t unfair to drop the love bomb on him. He probably didn’t remember the first “I love you” we shared, and now I was doing this? “I didn’t mean—”

    “It’s okay,” Nick kissed me sweetly. “I love you, too

  • Nick

    Im sorry ;P

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    plz stop trying to be me.

    kthx

  • wfsagasd

    FIRST?!!!?

  • Anonymous

    LMAO seriously when does Joe NOT have a boner? hahaha he’s the horniest out of the three!

    ———-

    Do you really think he has a boner 24/7?
    My opinion…it may look like a boner, but he’s really just THAT BIG!! : D

    I’m waiting for the day we actually DO catch him with a boner. Dear God, can you imagine????

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    “I don’t want to eat.” She said pulling him closer. “I wanna do something else.” She said kissing him. A moment later she pulled away and got off the counter, leading him up the stairs. She entered his room and he pinned her against the wall and attacked her mouth. She felt him lifting her shirt and stopped him. “I thought you wanted to.” He asked out of breath. “To you silly.” She said reaching down and undoing his pants. She reached down and grabbed him gently stroking him a few times and smiling at his reaction.

    She pulled his pants down and let them rest by his feet followed by his boxers. She took him in her hand again and started moving up and down as she kissed his mouth. She could tell he was enjoying it by the way his breath got shaky. She moved her hand faster and faster and began kissing his neck and heard him moan. “Miles, th-that’s so good.” He mumbled. He put his hands on either side of her, holding himself up as she slowed down, running a single finger up him and enjoying seeing him squirm. “No. Miles fa-faster. Please.” He begged and she wrapped her hand around him and moved faster then before. It wasn’t long before she felt him jerk around and her hand was covered in warm liquid.

    He let out one final long, loud moan before dropping his head down and taking deep breaths. “How. Did you. Get. So good at that?” he asked in between breaths. She smiled and ran her clean hand through his hair. “I guess I’m a natural.” She said giggling. He kissed her roughly and she could tell her wanted more. She loved him, and getting to do things like this with him, but lately she was extremely worried about being naked with him, and having him think she was fat. Luckily, she didn’t have to stop him. The front door slamming did that. “Damn.” Nick muttered pulling away and bending down to pull up his underwear and pants as she went into his bathroom and washed her hands.

  • TooLegitToQuit

    hahahaha, i think you’ll be fine. no worries dude.
    okay, question, WOULD A BLOG BE BETTER THAN MYSPACE GIRLS?
    I’LL JUST MOVE THE POST OVER, AND IF I DONT LIKE PEOPLE COMMENTING, I’LL BLOCK THEM!
    IT MIGHT BE EASIER THAN MYSPACE!!

    =============
    trueee. good point; a blog might be a wayyyy better idea, and less upkeep.!

  • Anonymous

    can you seriously stop posting.
    sifting through ridic amounts of stories no one cares about its obnoxious. and if any of you plan on going on miley porn on people – i suggest you do to a miley post like you usually do. that be great.

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    well she is my friend and she likes that song!!!!

  • alliegator.(:

    GIRLS! NEW IDEA! I STARTED A BLOG! IT WILL BE EASIER IN COMMENTS, AND I’LL REMOVE WHATEVER COMMENTS NEEDED TO BE REMOVED!!

    http://oceanuppers.blogspot.com/

  • katie jonas

    FIRSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT

  • alliegator.(:

    hahahahah, oh man, i wish that was joe.
    lol, joe bb, i’d rescue you. (;

    =====

    screw rescuing! Take him for yourself!!!
    Tell me Joe bb, how are…erm, tied up?
    ;]
    ———–
    oh my heck, hahhahaha;
    handcuffs? (;

  • jerseygirl

    What the hell is going on in this post?

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    What’s it like living in delusional world? I always wondered if it’s fun there.
    ___________
    lol nice comeback *no sarcasm*

  • Joe Jonas

    HELP ME PLEASE!!!! Gorilla has me tied to the banister, she’s inviting Selena over for a pickle party! What am I going to do!!!! Help me please!!!!!
    D=

    -Joe

  • Anonymous

    How am I going to explain this? Well I mean I know how it happened but still! We just got engaged- how are we supposed handle something like this?!”

    Macy Misa’s mind was racing with many thoughts as she drove away from the hospital. As she drove down the road Macy almost missed her turn, but then again the twenty-three year old just received the most exciting yet scary news of her life- she was pregnant. It wasn’t just any pregnancy though. Macy was pregnant with the child of a Jonas member; Nick to be specific.

    “She better be home.” Macy said as she pulled into Stella’s driveway. Quickly Macy made her way to the door and knocked continuously until Stella came to the door.

    “What’s wrong Macy?” Stella asked as she ushered her best friend into her living room.

    “How do you know something is wrong?”

    “Because I’ve known you since the first grade remember?” Stella replied as she sat down next to Macy on the couch.” I haven’t seen you this upset since- actually I’ve never seen you this upset before. Did Nick do something? Oh so help me, if that boy cheated on you-“

    “Stella calm down! I haven’t even told you anything yet.” Macy interrupted as she took Stella’s cell phone before she had the chance to call Nick.

    “Well what is it Mace?”

    “You know how I thought I had the flu-“

    “Oh god! Please don’t tell me you have cancer or something-“

    “Stella!”

    “Ok I’ll shut up.”

    “Anyways, I went to the doctor’s today and they said it wasn’t the flu…” Macy trailed off.

    “So that’s good isn’t it?” Stella couldn’t tell if Macy happy or sad she didn’t have the flu.” Macy what aren’t you telling-“

    “I’m pregnant!” Macy shouted as her emotions took over her and tears flowed from her eyes.” W-what am I going to do Stella? I mean Nick and I wanted to wait until we were married at least a year before we had kids! And now he’s getting ready to go on tour…”

    “I’m going to be an aunt! Your baby is going to have the cutest clothes!” Stella exclaimed then calmed down once she looked at Macy.” He’s going to love you and that baby regardless if you’re married or not.”

    “You don’t understand Stella, when we made that plan Nick was very serious about sticking to it.” Macy said as she tried to hold back her tears.” You know how he likes to plan things out…”

    “Well those plans are going to change.” Stella announced as she dabbed away Macy’s tears.” But first let’s fix your makeup.”

    “I must look awful.” Macy said as she laughed softly while Stella redid her mascara.

    “No you don’t. Actually you look like you already have that glow pregnant women always have.” Stella said as she put away her mascara.” How far along are you? Do you know if it’s a boy or girl yet?”

    “No the doctor said I was only about two months along.” Macy said as she laid a hand on her stomach, letting out a deep sigh.”Well I better get home so I can tell Nick.”

    “I’m coming with you.”

    “How are you going to get home?” Macy asked as she stood up.

    “Joe is at your house with Nick and Kevin finalizing their tour.” Stella answered as she grabbed her purse.

    “Great…” Macy let out a cry of frustration.” Now everybody is going to see his reaction!”

    “Don’t worry Macy everything will be fine, and if not then I’ll kick Nick’s ass.”

    “Thanks Stella.” Macy laughed as they walked out the door.” Hopefully you won’t have to do that.”

    _*_

    “I’m totally kicking your butt Kevin!” A twenty-four year old Joe shouted as he played guitar hero with his older brother.

    “You never have and you never will!” A twenty- six year old Kevin called out as he hit his whammy bar.” Nice try little brother, nice try.”

  • Anonymous

    you must be smoking some good shit, mate.

  • Erika

    SECOND?!

  • TooLegitToQuit

    stop bitch we dont like urr fucking JONAS story
    =======

    exactly.
    GETAFUCKINGLIFE, bitch.
    if i wanted to read a book, i wouldn’t be on oceanup…DUH.

  • Anonymous

    boring post
    id rather suck my bf cock
    ———-
    go do it, while you’re at it, get pregnant with cody linely’s baby…
    maybe it will help his popularity.
    =================
    stfu at least am famouse and ur not
    so ha!!!

    we actually speak english here in america.
    welcome.

  • wesleyskeethard

    MMM MORE!

  • Anonymous

    NICK JONAS FUCK ME PLEASE.

  • ..

    Lames lol omg imm cracking up SELENA AND NICK aahahahaha i dont think so he harly mentions her in interviews now before he used but nooo ahahaha/

  • s4n

    Sources said that adam shankman said that when miley’s kissing liam, he tells her to imagine that she’s kissing her boyfriend, nick, so that she’s more passionate in the scene. he also says that he catches them vchatting off set and during her lunch break and that they’re really loveydovey, and that they always say that the miss each other. Sources on set also said that miley CONSTANTLY talks about her “amazing” boyfriend and how much they love each other and will never let each other leave like they did before.

    see, i can make up shit too.

  • Rachel

    Congrats Kevin Jonas
    you and Danielle make the most adorable couple
    she will make a beautiful bride and u will make a very handsome groom

  • sonia

    awwhh, joe and nick look so cute.
    hahahha. joe with his discoball helmet. <3

  • Anonymous

    Nick’s P.O.V

    Becca had fallen asleep across my lap. She was so beautiful. Rosy pink perfect lips, cute button nose, sparkling green eyes, and long, soft, brown hair. God, even her glasses were gorgeous. Everything about her was beautiful. Becca was smart, confident, and funny. Yeah, she was definitely the one for me. I leaned in and kissed her lips softly, relishing the taste. Oh God. I’ve fallen head over heels.

    She woke up, lifting her head and smiling at me. “Sleeping Beauty has been awoken by Prince Charming,” I smiled at her. Okay, let me get this straight, I do smile. Becca’s been telling me that most people don’t think I smile, but according to her, I do. Apparently, I’m not a dark man.

    “Yeah, I guess she has,” I said, kissing her again. I couldn’t get enough of her.

    “Alright, alright, I’m already awake.” Becca placed her hand on my lips. Her gentle touch sent shivers through my body.

    “Sorry,” I said, pressing her hand harder onto my lips, then moving it away. “You’re just so irresistible,”

    Becca flipped her hair jokingly. “Well, you know how I do it,”

    I laughed and brought her closer into me. She laid her head on my chest. I was surprised, so I leaned back.

    “Is my head too heavy for you—” Becca started. She seemed unfinished with her sentence. “—babe?”

    I laughed. “Did you feel weird calling me that?” Did she always call me that…before it happened?

    “I’ve never called you anything, really…” Becca blushed. I kissed her again. Mmm. Wow, she tasted good.

    “Well, just so you know,” I said. “Your head is like weightless,”

    “Excuse me?” Becca snapped. I blushed and backtracted.

    “Sorry,” I said. “I didn’t mean it like you were stupid. You’re really smart. And pretty. And—”

    Becca interrupted me by pressing her lips on mine. Yeah, I know, you think we kiss a lot, but if you were either one of us, you would think otherwise. Her lips went on and off mine, moving in fluid motion. Oh My Gosh. I felt on top of the world. Suddenly, the nurse walked in and gasped.

    “Um, WOW. Nick Jonas and his girlfriend. Making out.” The nurse stuttered. Becca pulled away and gasped. I pulled her back into me, as if to kiss her again.

    “Nick!” Becca cried.

    “What? She doesn’t mind,” I said, looking at the nurse. “You don’t mind, do you?”

    “NICK!” Becca yelled. I laughed.

    “I was joking, Becca,” I said, looking at the nurse. “Um, ok, so why are we here?”

    “I came to tell you that you were free to go, but it seems like the two of you already know that,” the nurse pointed to the two suitcases in the corner. Becca told me was planning on smuggling me out of the hospital tonight. Yeah, I know. My girlfriend’s a maniac. But I love it.

    “Um, yeah,” Becca murmured, turning around to face the nurse, who had already scurried out of the room for fear of seeing another make out session. I put my hands on her waist. She had such a well shaped waist. My hands could fit right there at the grove at her waist where something was supposed to be. Becca leaned her head back until her lips were at the bottom of my chin.

    “We really need to get out of here so we can get home,” She whispered. I smirked.

    “So we can make out?” I asked, feeling way out of character. I really didn’t know where home was, but it sounded like a good place. Becca was most certainly flirting, and wanted to get there as soon as possible.

    “No,” Becca said. She leaned close to my ear. “But we can if you want,”

    I shivered. She was so amazing.

    “Nah, I’m fine,” I joked, then kissed her fiercely. Her lips were so delicious.

    “DANG!” the boy named “Joe” stood in the doorway. “You guys kiss a lot.”

    “Shut up, Joe,” Becca rolled her eyes. Joe laughed.

    “So how’s it going, Nick? It’s me, Joe, your brother, remember?” Joe said. Actually, no. I remember our introduction, Joe, and how you told me you and the boy named “Kevin” were my brothers.

    “Hi, Joe,” I replied. “I’m fine,”

    “He remembers me now,” Becca squealed. She was so cute. Joe’s eyes widened.

    “Do you remember anything else, Nick?” he asked, excited. I shook my head.

    “I did remember who Becca was, but not what we did together,” I said. “But she just refreshed my memory, or I guess, non-memory, of something,”

    Becca turned to look at me, surprised. “What did I refresh your memory of?”

    “You’re a great kisser,” I softly kissed her. Joe rolled his eyes.

    “Where’s the boy named Kevin?” I asked. Joe seemed discouraged that I didn’t call him the names that he told me I called him, “Kev” or “K2”.

    “Dunno,” Joe answered, shrugging his shoulders. “I just came to visit you, and now I actually have to go. Bye,”

    He pecked Becca on the lips and ruffled my hair and walked off. Does he usually kiss Becca?

    “Does he usually kiss you?” I asked Becca. Becca blushed.

    “Yeah, me and Joe are real close,” Becca said.

    Maybe too close.

  • Joe Jonas

    will you come and untie me? =[

  • Nick

    heh yay ok ;) blow me? ;)

  • Anonymous

    nick is so HOT

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    hahahah

  • Nick

    aw ;) I love U the most ;)

  • Anonymous

    Drugs are not good

  • Anonymous

    what up nick j?

  • Anonymous

    Selena Gomez chatted with M Magazine about penning the song “I’m Sorry” and gives the background story of that time in her life.

    ‘The most personal song I’ve written is called ‘I’m Sorry’ and it’s about a guy who couldn’t let go of a girl he was in love with. This actually happened to me!

    The ex girlfriend of my crush just didn’t treat him right for a very long time, and he wouldn’t let anyone else into his life because of it. It was really sad to see. I was like, ‘How did you love this girl?’ My mom always tells me, ‘Just be who you are. There is no need to get caught up in the drama.’

  • Anonymous

    You guys DO realize that “Nick” is a lonely 40 year old pedo looking for action on OceanUp, right?

  • maggie kim

    cuties!!!
    2nd?

  • alliegator.(:

    Do you really think he has a boner 24/7?
    My opinion…it may look like a boner, but he’s really just THAT BIG!! : D

    I’m waiting for the day we actually DO catch him with a boner. Dear God, can you imagine????
    ——–
    or when he’s wearing basketball shorts, and a pretty girl comes along. (;

  • Anonymous

    I’m totally kicking your butt Kevin!” A twenty-four year old Joe shouted as he played guitar hero with his older brother.

    “You never have and you never will!” A twenty- six year old Kevin called out as he hit his whammy bar.” Nice try little brother, nice try.”

    “Guys we’re supposed to be getting ready for the tour, not playing guitar hero; especially when Joe is clearly getting his butt kicked by Kevin.” A twenty-three year old Nick said as he walked into his living room.

    “Playing a guitar is practice.” Joe said as he missed a note and mumbled something about running over Kevin with a unicycle.

    “Not when it’s plastic it isn’t.” Nick replied as he continued to watch them play.” Joe you know Kevin is going to win so why do you even bother?”

    “Fun sucker.”

    “Ha! Still undefeated!” Kevin said as the game ended.” Hey Nick is Macy feeling any better?”

    “Yeah she’s doing better this week.” Nick said as he sat on the couch.” She went to the doctor today; she should have been back by now.”

    “Dude you worry way too much.” Joe said he put down his “guitar” and sat down beside Nick.”Knowing Macy she’s probably at stopped my place to talk to Stella.”

    “Your right it’s just that she’s been sick lately and-“

    “Of course this would be their idea of getting ready for a major tour.” Stella said as she and Macy walked in the house, noticing that guitar hero was on the television.

    “I’ll have you know that it was your child and my brother that were playing, not me.” Nate said as he moved to give greet Macy.

    “I resent that remark Nicholas!”

    “What did the doctor tell you?” Nick asked he placed his hands on Macy’s waist.”Was it the flu?”

    “Nope!” Macy said as her voice cracked.”Why does that always happen when I’m nervous?” Macy made a quick mental note to work on that.

    “Mace what aren’t you telling me?”

    “Can we talk in the kitchen?” Macy whispered as she dodged Nick’s gaze. She didn’t even wait for his response before she headed for the kitchen.

    “I want to hear-“

    “Joseph Adam…”

    “Fine.”

    “Dude you are so whipped!”

    As she lead Nick into the kitchen Macy couldn’t help but laugh at Joe and Stella.”Those two are hilarious…”

    “They are.” Nick said as he focused on the girl before him.” What is it Mace? Is it something worse than the flu?”

    “I…it depends on how you look at it really.” Macy said as she felt tears threatening to fall.

    “Whatever it is you can tell me Macy. You know that right?” Nick said wiped the tears from her eyes.

    “I’m pregnant.” Macy whispered softly.

    “Baby I didn’t hear you-“

    “Damnit Nick I said that I am pregnant.” Macy snapped as her tears flowed freely.

    “Macy are you-“

    “I know, I know! We supposed to wait until we’re married but that didn’t happen and now you’re getting ready to go on tour too- I’m so sorry Nick I didn’t mean to get pregnant…” Macy said and then ran up stairs, leaving Nick speechless.

    “What the hell did you say to her?” Stella yelled as she walked into the kitchen with Kevin and Joe right behind her.

    “I didn’t say anything! She told me she was pregnant and how she was sorry…” Nate said as it finally hit him, eyes going wide.” Macy’s pregnant; I’m going to be a dad…”

    “The only reason she freaked is because of some plan you guys had about marriage and because she knows how you like to plan things.” Stella replied softening her voice.”She thinks you won’t want the baby Nick…”

    “What?”

    “Since when was Macy Misa with child?”

    Nick rolled his eyes at his brothers and proceeded to follow his fiancé up the stairs, knowing he needed to explain things to her. As he approached their bedroom door Nick had many different scenarios running through his mind.” Bab- Macy can I come in?”

    All Nick got was a cry in response. Right away he opened the door to reveal a red, puffy eyed Macy sitting down and clutching the stuffed teddy bear he got her when they first started dating.

    “Macy why would you think I wouldn’t want the baby, our baby.” Nick asked as he sat beside Macy on the bed. It broke his heart that he led her to think that.

    “Well after you proposed we started planning for-“

    “Screw the plan Macy. All that I care about is you and the baby.”

    Macy shook her head in disbelief.” But Nick we wanted to wait until we were married before we had kids.”

    “I’m so sorry I let you think that, but honestly I don’t care.” Nick lifted Macy into lap and placed his hand on her stomach.” Right now I’m only concerned with you and the baby.”

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    does joe really have a new girl friend????????
    and is nick and selena really back together???????
    PLEASE JUST TELL ME I KNOW YOU GUY’S ARE IGNORING ME!!=[=[=[=[=[=[

  • Anonymous

    mmm sure i love sucking big cocks

  • jonas

    the last picture is godly.

  • Anonymous

    With Danielle and Kevin

    Danielle started laughing. “Kevin, you—you…”

    Kevin wiped the cake out of his eyes. “Next time, KNOCK when I’m sneaking cake behind my bedroom door. Don’t slam the door open,”
    “Sorry,” Danielle said, while gasping for breath. “You look so funny,”
    Kevin turned around and looked into the mirror. He burst out laughing. “I do,”Let me help you,” Danielle picked up a towel from the dresser and wiped Kevin’s face.“There you go,” she said softly. Kevin turned and kissed her.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    YOU’RE FAMOUSE?!

    oh my heck!
    is that almost as good as being a selebrtie?
    ________________________________________
    “selebrtie”!!! LMFAO!! ok its official dude we have to meet! Im like dying of laughter haha

  • Nick

    BABE UR STILL ON!! ;))))))) *hugs u*

  • Lilly

    HA! F*CKING SECOND!! YEAH!

  • Anonymous

    Selena’s full of shit if that song is about Nick.

  • Anonymous

    yup and i love it.

  • Anonymous

    My God! Joe Jonas, you are gorgeous, adorable, amazing!!!!

    LOVE JOE!!!! JOE!!! JOE!!!

  • kathy

    awsome, haha there concerts are freaking amazing

  • alliegator.(:

    HELP ME PLEASE!!!! Gorilla has me tied to the banister, she’s inviting Selena over for a pickle party! What am I going to do!!!! Help me please!!!!!
    D=

    -Joe
    ———–
    take the pickle, and shove it down their throats.
    joe, i’m on way. i cant guarantee i’m untying you though. (:

  • Anonymous

    “I love you.” Macy said as she hugged Nick and then pulled away.” Was I hearing things or did Kevin really say since when was Macy Misa with child?”’

    All Nick could was laugh at Kevin said because he was so clouded with happiness- Macy wasn’t sick she was pregnant and he couldn’t be happier.”Come on lets go back down stairs before they start thinking we’re making another baby…not that I would mind.”

    “Nick!” Macy said as she slapped lightly on the arm while he lead out of the bed room and down the stairs.

    “Congrats Macy!” Joes said as he enveloped her in a bear hug.

    “Yeah who knew Nick would be the first one with child?”

    Everyone just looked at Kevin. He couldn’t help it though; it was the first time had a chance to use that phrase and he intends as much as he can.

  • Anonymous

    I thought they only did a show in Tacoma not seattle.

  • Anonymous

    “So, um…” Danielle said, rather awkwardly. Kevin had retreated to the bathroom to fully wash the icing out of his hair.

    “So?”Kevin’s voice came from the bathroom. “OW! Hit my head on the sink faucet!”

    Danielle laughed. “You’re so clumsy,”

    No response. Danielle felt the awkward silence and her brow instantly furrowed.

    “Kevin? Kevin Jonas?” Danielle called. No answer. Oh, God, Danielle thought, he’s gone now. Someone probably came in with an ax or something. Danielle grabbed a bat and summoned up every bit of strength she had left. Okay, there’s only one thing to do. She crept towards the bedroom door and threw it open.

    With Nick and Becca

    “Um, so I have to drive?” Becca asked, jumping into the driver’s seat of Nick’s car. Nick nodded.

    “Do you usually drive?” He asked.

    “N—Um…..” Becca grinned. “Yeah. Yeah, I usually do.” Yes! She finally got the seat. After all the rejections she had gotten from Nick with cries of, “You can’t drive my baby!” or “Um…no. Not this time”, she had finally gotten the car in her clutches. She slammed the car door and held out her hand for Nick’s keys.

    Nick looked at her suspiciously. Was she really to be trusted with a car like this? That was apparently his?

    “Okay,” he said, handing over the keys. A glint of evil shone in Becca’s eyes. Nick instantly regretted ever forking over the key to his supposed vintage ’68 Mustang. He reached out to take them back, but Becca had already jammed them into the ignition.

    “Do you have your license?” Nick asked. Becca handed him a wallet.

    “2nd pocket up,” she said, putting the car in reverse. Nick took a card out. Wow. The picture was…um…just wow. She looked…different.

    “What are you staring—” Becca glanced over at the card. “NICK!”

    “What?” Nick asked, startled.

    “That’s my seventh grade photo. Put it back!” Becca reached for it with one hand and she used the other to back the car out of the parking lot.

    “You look cute,” Nick smiled. “I didn’t know you had braces,”

    “You don’t know ANYTHING! You just remembered me today!” Becca snatched the card from him triumphantly.

    “You know what…” Becca muttered. “I’m taking the whole wallet. Before you get anymore school photos.”

    Nick reluctantly gave her the wallet. Becca threw it under her seat.

    “Thank you very much, Nicholas.” Becca said, turning onto the road in front of the hospital.

    “You made braces look hot,” Nick mused. Becca turned to glare at him.

    “NICK!” Becca swerved on the road.

    “I think I should drive,” Nick said.

    “No. Your arm and leg are broken.” Becca replied smartly, grinning to herself. Finally! If Nick had remembered anything, she would be pouting in the passenger seat by now. “Listen, I’ll have to stay with you for like 5 minutes, because I have to get home.”

    “Why do I feel like I never let you drive?” Nick stared at his girlfriend. Becca rolled her eyes.

    “Duh, Nick! It’s because you don’t!” Becca said. She wasn’t afraid now. She was turning into the gate in front of the Jonas house.

    “WHAT?!” Nick screeched. “I want my baby back!”

    “Well, you can’t—” Becca stopped. “Nick, did you just call this car your baby?”

    “Um…yeah,” Nick said. “That’s because it is my baby,”

    “Nick, you remember your car?”

    “Yeah, I got it for my sixteenth—oh,” Nick said. “I remember my car. I REMEMBER my CAR.”

    “Yes, you do!” Becca stopped the car and put it in park. “You—you’re remembering! What about the house? Do you remember the house?”

    “No,” Nick said sadly. “But, hey, at least I remember the car.”

    Becca laughed ruefully. Nope, he didn’t remember. Why didn’t he remember? How could he do this to her? She flung open the car door and grabbed Nick’s wheelchair from the trunk.

    “Is a wheelchair really necessary? What about crutches?” Nick asked, as Becca helped him into it.

    “No, but I asked for a wheelchair,” Becca said, slamming his door and locking the car.

    “Why?” Nick asked, as Becca speed-pushed him towards the front door. “So you could push me around?”

    He smiled at his failed joke.

    Becca stopped the wheelchair abruptly, nearly throwing Nick out of it, and grimaced. “No,”

    “Then why?” Nick asked, as Becca rang the doorbell a ridiculous amount of times. Elvis, Nick’s dog, started barking.

    “Who’s dog?” Nick questioned.

    “Yours, really,” Becca replied. “He was your present, but he became the family dog,”

    “Cool,” Nick said, as Joe opened the door. Elvis started barking immediately and pounced on Nick. Nick nearly got thrown backwards, but Becca held the wheelchair firmly.

    “Ow,” Nick murmured.

    “Yeah, he loves you,” Joe said.

    Nick looked at Elvis. “I love you too, buddy, I love you too.”

  • Anonymous

    Kevin’s POV-

    Me and my brothers turned around to see Macy standing there, ready to cry. I felt extremely guilty at that moment, I am the one who caused all this letting her sing back-up. But I just didn’t want her to be upset, but now look at her. Before I could say anything, she ran out of the room. I almost ran after her before I realized that I couldn’t leave. So I just watched her go.

    Macy’s POV-

    I felt like I was going to faint, but not because JONAS was standing in front of me, but because JONAS lied to me. I felt sick and angry, how could they do this? I ran out of the room and the house before they could say anything, I didn’t want to her anymore of there lies.

    As soon as I was a good distance from the fire apartment, I started walking towards home. My apartment wasn’t as amazing or fancy as the fire apartment, but it was good enough for my mom and I. I stuck the key in and the lock and opened the door as I walked inside. I shut the door then made my way into the kitchen only to find a note from my mom.

    Macy,

    There was some extra work I had to take care of

    at the shop, I’ll try to hurry and be home soon.

    There some spaghetti in the microwave if you get

    Hungry. Be good.

    Love you,

    Mom

    I smiled, thank the lord for my mom.

    I walked over to the microwave and put in 1:20 for the spaghetti to heat up. I then walked into the living room and turned on the TV. But as I started watching Hannah Montana my phone started vibrating, I checked the caller id.

    Calling: Stella :]

    I answered only to hear the voice of, Joe.

    [ Joe: BOLD Macy: Italic]

    “Hey.”

    “Hi.” I wasn’t happy with them and I sure made it clear as I talked to Joe.

    “Look Macy, we didn’t mean to hurt your feeling.” I could hear Kevin in the background saying “we’re sorry”.

    “But you guys still did.”

    I heard him sigh. “Its just that we know your like our biggest fan an-”

    “Not anymore.”

    “W-What?”

    “I’m not your fan anymore.”

    “B-but we…Nick you talk to her.” I heard the phone shuffle as he passed it to Nick.

    “Macy?”

    “Yeah..”

    “Are you serious?”

    “Completely.” I heard Kevin and Joe in the background again “But we’re sorry!”

    I was losing my temper. “I don’t care!”

    “Stella your turn.”

    “Macy look the guys are sorry.”

    “I don’t care, sorry isn’t going to fix everything.”

    “But Macy…they want you to still be there friend.”

    “Friend! Or Fan girl!”

    “Macy, what are you talking about?”

    I felt like I was ready to cry. “I’m done being a fan girl, Stella.”

    Suddenly I heard a change in voice.

    “Macy please!” It was Kevin.

    “No.”

    “B-but, I we you-”

    “Goodbye Kevin.”

    “wait Macy do- I hung up the phone as I started crying a little, then my phone started vibrating again. I didn’t answer.

    I looked over at the clock as it read 9:00, that meant my mom would be home soon. I wiped my face and climbed up the stairs over to my room. I quickly took of my shoes, and jumped into bed, I was tired and I had a big day tomorrow.

    A new Macy tomorrow.

    A JONAS free Macy.

    And with that last thought, I feel asleep

  • Nick

    *sigh* here we go again..IM NOT I REPEAT IM NOT POSING AS NICK JONAS!! gosh there ARE other people in this world name Nick

  • Anonymous

    Joe rocks fashion. He looks beautiful in that disco ball hat!

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    do you go on quizilla????????

  • Anonymous

    Nobody is reading your lame ass story

  • Anonymous

    i know who joes new gf is and its not camilla!!!!!!

    !!!!!

    ——————–
    who???? i dont believe its camilla either. he def moved on

    ———

    Who the fuck is everyone talking about.
    If you’re not pulling shit out of your ass,
    then give us a first name. It’s not an invasion of her privacy..not like she’s the only one with that first name in the world.

  • Anonymous

    Love that one picture of the Joe and the fan closeup. That is an amazing picture with him — she is SOOOO LUCKY!

  • Anonymous

    aw *hugs back* i’m always on at night ! sometimes i just sit back & laugh at everyone else instead of posting though ;P

  • Anonymous

    Becca’s P.O.V

    I walked out of Nick’s bathroom wearing just my bra and underwear. In my defense, I had just taken a shower! And Joe told me that Nick went with Camilla to go get me a “surprise”. Something told me that Joe really wasn’t supposed to tell me that.

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh My God, what are you wearing?” Nick screamed, and covered his eyes.

    “AAAAAAAAAH!” I shrieked. “NICK!”

    Nick peeked out of his splayed fingers. “This is my room! And you were supposed to be at home!”

    “W-Well, turn around or something!” I cried, attempting to hide inside his closet. “And my dad said I could stay here if another girl was staying over!”

    Nick bit his lip. “You look really—”

    “You’re not supposed to be watching!” I screamed.

    “I wasn’t!” Nick said. “And then I saw your sexy—”

    “NICK!” I cried in surprise. What was up with him? Does amnesia usually make guys act out of character?

    “I was kidding!” Nick laughed. “You really can’t take a joke like the boy named Joe said,”

    “I can take a joke!” I yelled defensively. “Actually, I’m very funny!”

    Nick shook his head. “Sure,”

    I growled. “If you weren’t in a wheelchair, I’d slap you into 2010,”

    “Which is next year, so…” Nick smiled cheekily. I held up a fist.

    “Hand me my suitcase, please,” I said, stepping fully out of the closet. Nick started grinning. I looked around. Okay, what was wrong now?

    “What is your problem, Nicholas?” I asked, as Nick gave me my bag.

    He was still grinning. “Wow,” He scooted in his wheelchair towards me and put his hands on my waist. I looked down briefly and saw what I was wearing.

    “YOU PERV!” I screamed, pointing at Nick and jumping up and down. Even though, I do admit that I like that someone was looking at me like that.

    “I’m not a perv,” Nick said. “I just like looking at you,”

    “Aww…” I said, dropping the bag sitting in his lap. He moved really close to me. Like really close.

    Nick leaned in to kiss me. Wait, you ready? This is my favorite part. I leaned in as well….and slapped him! BAM! Yes, it hurt me a little to slap him, but he deserved it. His surprised expression made me burst out laughing.

  • Anonymous

    aww unengaged kevin!

    haha, him & danielle might be my favorite jonas couple!
    i love niley, but there’s too much rumors/speculation over them.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL…naw sometimes he’s smaller than that and then sometimes i look and its like woah Joe stop pointing..you know in that Much Music Award interview where the interview lady was the blond in that short mini dress..lol he got a boner and tried to cover it up..haha you can see it in the video his hand are like covering it…ITS SO OBVIOUS!! LMAO

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    ok=]he is on here you can talk to him!!!!last time he told me he loved me?!weird

  • Anonymous

    Joe, looks like Nick is getting in on all the action on here. I’m willing to change that ;)

  • lauren

    oh dang!
    last pictureee ;)

  • Anonymous

    no you got on my nerves too. go back to your routine miley post as you have been.

  • TooLegitToQuit

    Im sorry ;P

    =========

    it’s alright hun; i forgive youuu
    but seriously, y’all need to chill with advertising the grandpa porn.

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    ha joes halmet!!!!!ew but his hair!!

  • Anonymous

    Macy, sweetheart you really need to relax.” Susan Misa said as she stood in the middle of the twins’ nursery attempting to stop her very pregnant daughter; eight months to be exact.” Remember your doctor said you need to not do any physical work or you might go into labor…”

    “Mom I am fine. I know you’re worried but I really am ok.” Macy replied as she set down a basket filled with baby clothes. She looked down at the basket thinking Stella made one too many outfits for her girls.” Besides I am just getting the nursery ready, not running a marathon.”

    “I know Macy but your carrying twins and the slightest thing could send you into labor.” Susan said as she picked up the basket and began putting the clothes away.

    “Mom I-“

    “I know, I know. I’m just worried about my little girl and her little girls…”

    “Mom please don’t say that you’re making me cry!” Macy said as she wiped tear from her eyes. Soon Macy felt her mom’s arms around her.

    “It still hasn’t fully hit me that my baby is having more than one baby.” Susan said as she hugged her daughter, then stepped back and looked at Macy’s stomach.” Wow-“

    “I know I’m as big as this house mom-“

    “No I wasn’t going to say that!” Susan answered quickly, making sure more tears don’t fall from Macy’s eyes.” I was saying that pregnancy suites you…”

    “Thanks but I think I’m going to hold off on having more kids for awhile…I mean my back is killing me.” Macy replied, rubbing her back.” Not mention my feet look like giant sausages.”

    “Go lay down Macy-“

  • Anonymous

    really??? is he hot? i’d tap.

  • steph

    cannn someonee pleasee tell me how i can meet them? im goign to the montreal concert, i reallllllly wanna meet them, and, we’re alowed camras right? cause idk people are saying we arent, PLEASE someone answerrrr meeee!

  • Camilla Belle

    muahahahahah! Your precious Joe is mine now! and there is nothing you teenies are going to do now!!! hahah!!! He’s all chained to the banister, MINE MINE MINE!

    <333 Cami

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    we actually speak english here in america.
    welcome.
    _____________
    LMAO! and to jerseygirl about what’s going on in the post..i have no idea myself but some people are throwing out the jokes and it’s hilarious!

  • Anonymous

    Nick leaned in to kiss me. Wait, you ready? This is my favorite part. I leaned in as well….and slapped him! BAM! Yes, it hurt me a little to slap him, but he deserved it. His surprised expression made me burst out laughing.

    “You’re still a perv,” I laughed, trying to get off him. He pulled me back.

    “No, if I were a perv, I’d say something like…” Nick leaned back in his wheelchair. “You know, that outfit would look great in a pile on my bedroom floor,”

    “Ewww….” I giggled. Nick sighed.

    “You have such a pretty laugh,” he kissed me.

    “You already said that,” I blushed.

    “And you look cute when you blush,” Nick added. I laughed.

    “You said that already, too,”

    “And I’m going to keep saying it until everyone in the world knows it,” Nick wheeled over to his window and threw it open. “HEY, EVERYONE! I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND WHOSE LAUGH IS PRETTY AND LOOKS REALLY CUTE WHEN SHE BLUSHES!”

    He was pelted with a balled up newspaper. Nick blinked when it hit him and wheeled back over to me. “Weren’t the Jonas Kids supposed to have FANS?” he asked jokingly. Nick could at least remember the band name. He wasn’t that bad.

    “Jonas BROTHERS,” I corrected him nevertheless and kissed his nose.

    “Kiss me again,” he asked, grinning. My lips were like centimeters away from him and then he burst out laughing.

    “What’s so funny now?”

    “You’re still in your bra and underwear,” he laughed.

    “Nick! Why didn’t you tell me earlier?” I asked.

    “I got…er, distracted,” his gaze lifted off of my breasts.

    I grabbed the bag and ran into the closet. While I was changing, I was blushing red. Wow. He was um, staring at my breasts. That’s kind of….actually, kind of rewarding. I stepped out of the closet.

    “I can still seeeeee themmmm….” Nick sang jokingly. I rolled my eyes.

    “You are so not funny,” I said, lying on his bed.

    “Help me up,” Nick said.

    “Why?” I teased. Nick blushed and looked down.

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    ah fuck i forgot to put my name. but whatever.

  • Anonymous

    i see london, i see france, i see nick j’s underpants.

  • alliegator.(:

    HEY stop impersonating me POSER!!!!
    and FYI i love CAMILLA
    ————
    it’s okay joseph, we all get it.
    she’s holding you hostage and telling you she’ll tell your secret.

    you stuff with barney socks.

  • Anonymous

    “But mom-“

    “No buts you go lay down and I’ll finish putting the clothes away.”

    “Fine.” Macy mumbled feeling like she was eleven years old again as her mother shoved her out the door.” This is my house you know…”

    “I don’t care.”

    Macy rolled her eyes and smiled as she walked down the hall to her bedroom, wondering if she would have hearing like that once she gave birth. As Macy entered the bedroom she couldn’t but sigh as she thought of Nick. Macy wished Nick would have been there for every single appointment instead of leaving for three months on tour. She missed having him here with her but he would be home in two weeks so she didn’t have to wait that much longer. Once Macy lay down on the bed she caught sight of piece of paper on the nightstand. She reached over and grabbed the paper, realizing it was the list of baby names she’d made one night while she talked to Nick on the phone.

    “He sure has a…unique taste in names.” Macy said aloud as she scanned the name filled paper. She smiled at the names that had stars by them, Juliet and Jenavieve.” Except these two, these are perfect.”

  • Joe Jonas

    You guys DO realize that “Nick” is a lonely 40 year old pedo looking for action on OceanUp, right?

    ————

    He’s actually a really horny guy.
    It’s like an alter ego, during the day: It’s “Nick Jonas, Professional lead master.”

    And during nights..when he’s alone on the tour bus, It’s Nick Jonas. “Mr. President.”

    I’ve seen it happen. Rare case. Very incureable.

  • Anonymous

    no. ur waaaaaaaaaaay better then this bitch

  • Anonymous

    NILEY PORN PLEASE!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    LOL @ last picture.
    hahaha.
    Damn those boys are hot.

  • Anonymous

    “I’ll bet Joe will think the J’s are because of him…”Macy added as she thought of the middle Jonas member.” I can see it now…girls your mommy and daddy each gave you a name that begins with a J because of me, your uncle Joe…”

    “And then Stella would probably be there to slap him across the head-“Macy felt her phone vibrate and attempted to retrieve from her pocket…many times. By the time she pulled out her phone it had stopped and the screen said one missed call: Stella.

    “Great now she probably thinks I went into to labor.” Macy mumbled as she hit the call button.” Hey Stella-“

    “Macy are you ok? Did you go-“

    “Stella I am fine, you really shouldn’t worry so much you’ll get wrinkles early…”

    “Ha. Really so funny Macy. I have the right to worry about my best friend since she’s eight months pregnant with twins…”

    “I know your worried Stella but I really am ok.”Macy said as she placed a hand on her stomach.” You’re almost as bad as Nick when you worry.”

    “Hey I don’t call the police because you missed my call while you were taking a nap-“

    “Ok point taken…”

    “Thank you! Ok I was calling because I’m on my way to drop off a few more outfits I made for the girls-“

    “Stella I love you and all, but think you might be going overboard with the clothes. I mean if you love making baby clothes so much you and Joe-“

    “I already I have one child to take care of Macy believe me…I just pulled in your drive way see you in minute!”

    “Bye Stella.” Macy got up and opened her bedroom door only to find her mother standing on the other side.” I’m going to let Stella in, it’s not strenuous activity.”

    “I only worry because I care sweetheart.” Susan said.

    KNOCK, KNOCK

    “It’s open Stella!” Macy called out and directed her attention towards her mother.” I know mom I’m sorry-“

  • Anonymous

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Nick and Selena are back together! Take that Niley lovers!!!!!! Nick+Selena=truelove!!! So cute! ! !

    ——–

    What’s it like living in delusional world? I always wondered if it’s fun there.
    ________
    I AM NOT ‘DELUSIONAL’! God, that is you niley morons favorite word! Just face the facts that nick and selena belong together. It’ll be a whole lot easier for the rest of us. btw, miley needs to stfu and get over him! he don’t want her!

  • the one and only (:

    EPIC WIN! (:

  • Nick

    Oh haha ;P

  • http://twitter.com/LAUREN8OH8 laurennnnn:)

    umm who said demi’s tour wasn’t selling?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kiv9GUzTU9I&feature=player_embedded
    looks like a good amount of people to me. i mean, it’s no jb or miley but it looks like a decent turnout.

    lol i’m sorry that that was reallly off topic.
    don’t hate meeee.

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    i will to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-demi

  • Anonymous

    how old r u

  • Anonymous

    someone said nick and selena are bac together. i do not believe it. i see nick with a wonder girl lol. sad though…miley’s last tweet: The one person I can always count on? Noah Lindsey The one person who always loves me? Noah Lindsey The one person who doesn’t judge me? Noah Lindsey Why? Because she’s my sister. Best friends forever.

  • Anonymous

    Niley is an obvious publicity stunt.

  • Anonymous

    I hope someone breaks each and every one of your fingers so you can never type again. :D

  • Anonymous

    … everything.
    its ridiculous.

  • Anonymous

    FUCK.
    ME.
    ALL 3 OF YOU.
    I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF KEVIN’S ENGAGED.
    FUCK ME.

  • A.

    Cuties. =)

  • Anonymous

    No, seriously, why?” I asked again.

    “Because I want to be next to you,” he murmured.

    “Awww…” I said. “No, what’s the real reason?”

    “You smell really good, okay?” Nick muttered and took a leap of faith from the wheelchair to the bed. He just made it, his arms sprawled out to the sides of him.

    “I smell really good?” I giggled. “What do I smell like?”

    “Love,” Nick sighed jokingly.

    “Cheesy, Nick, real cheesy,”

    Nick put an arm around me. “Oh, but you love my cheesiness. By the way, you never answered my question.”

    “What question?” I asked stupidly. I knew this was all about the wheelchair.

    Nick put his lips right by my ear. I shivered.

    “You know…” he whispered, kissing my ear. “The wheelchair,”

    I frowned slightly. “Oh, that,”

    “You didn’t want me to take the slightest chance of getting hurt, did you?” Nick kept whispering. Wow….

    “Yeah…” I blushed. Nick turned me around and kissed me.

    “I find that very sexy,” he said. I knew he was kidding again. Or…maybe not? He looked serious. But it wasn’t like him to call me sexy.

    “Really?”

    “Yeah,” Nick kissed me again. “TV?”

    “Um..okay,” I said, grabbing the remote. Nick snatched my hand away from it and kissed it.

    “No, what do you want to do?”

    “I want to…I want to ask you something,”

    “Okay,”

    “Um…when we get older, would you, um, would you—would you ask me to marry you?” I blushed. I know it was a stupid question, but I wanted to know.

    “Of course,” Nick answered a bit too quickly, trying to get up. Okay, time to pull out the heavy artillery. I pushed him back down gently and sat on his stomach. He blushed.

    “Seriously, Nick.” I put my hands on his chest. It just MADE SENSE to put them there, okay?

    “I’m under too much pressure,” Nick laughed nervously.

    “That’s good. Then you’ll tell me the truth,” I said.

    “Alright, alright,” Nick said. “I don’t know now,”

    “Because you don’t remember the times we had together,” I said, sadly, trying to get off of him. Nick pulled me in and kissed me. We kept kissing and kissing….and…okay, fine.

    After the kissing, Nick finally pulled away. “Wow,”

    “Yeah,” I said. “Wow,”

    Joe ran into the room.

    “JOE!” Nick cried. “You always do this! You always never knock!”

    “Guys, I was going to—wait! Nick, you remember me?”

  • Nick

    Good ;)

  • Anonymous

    HOT.
    JOE JONAS, PLEASE.
    JUST PLEASE.
    COME TO MY ROOM.

  • Anonymous

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Nick and Selena are back together! Take that Niley lovers!!!!!! Nick+Selena=truelove!!! So cute! ! !

    ——–

    What’s it like living in delusional world? I always wondered if it’s fun there.
    ________
    I AM NOT ‘DELUSIONAL’! God, that is you niley morons favorite word! Just face the facts that nick and selena belong together. It’ll be a whole lot easier for the rest of us. btw, miley needs to stfu and get over him! he don’t want her!

    ———–

    LMAO, NICK AND SELENA DON’T WANT EACH OTHER.
    You’re definitely a Niley fan posing as a Nelena fan to get attention.

  • Anonymous

    LMAO yo, its so funny how last year Nick was in shape, but nothing like this year or 2007. SHIT. Miley does that boy good ;)

  • alliegator.(:

    DUDE, CAN WE SAVE THE JONAS STORIES WHEN IT’S PORN TIME? PLEASE? THEN YOU CAN COMPETE WITH THE HORNY GIRLS. JUST LET US TALK!

  • Anonymous

    It’s ok.” Susan Misa replied as they walked down the stairs.” I have to go check and see how the shop is holding up. I’ll call you later.”

    “Sure, bye mom.” Macy said as she watched her mom say hi to Stella and then leave. She noticed multiple outfits in her best friend’s arms.” Are you sure you have enough outfits?”

    Stella stuck her tongue out her at Macy and then smiled.” Yes I may have gone a little over board, but once you see these outfits you won’t care!”

    “Come on I want put them away so I don’t forget.” Macy said as she started walking up the stairs, and then stopped.” Oh, that was a big kick.”

    “You ok?” Stella asked as they stopped half way up the stairs.

    Macy shook her head yes as she continued up the stairs.” I don’t think you’ve seen the nursery since it’s been finished.” Macy walked a few feet and then stopped in front of a door.”Go on in.”

    “This is so adorable!” Stella exclaimed as she looked at the pale pink and green walls covered with various fairytale quotes and the dark finish wooden furniture. Soon Stella’s eye’s drifted to the picture on the wall above the two cribs.” That’s perfect Macy.”

    “Thanks.” Macy replied as she sat down on the rocking chair by the cribs, letting out a frustrated sigh.

    “Macy what’s wrong? And don’t say “nothing” because I’ve known you since first grade.”

    “I’ve been confined to my house for the past two months and I don’t think I can take it much longer.” Macy got up and began to the room.” I’m going crazy Stella! I mean I can barely do anything now!”

    “Macy take a deep breath, in with the good air out with the bad.” Stella said as placed her hands Macy’s shoulders. She suddenly had a flash back to when they were in high school, and fought to suppress her laughter.

    “What’s so funny?”

    “Just thinking of us doing this all the time in high school.” Stella said as she let out a small laugh.

    “Stella this isn’t funny-“

    “No, I wasn’t laughing at you now Macy!” Stella answered quickly.” How about we go for a walk? You’ll get out of the house and it’s harmless!”

    “Sure but don’t you need to change?” Macy said as she pointed to Stella’s heels, jeans, and top… not exactly proper walking clothes.

    “We could stop by my house then go to the park nearby to walk.” Stella replied.

    “Ok just give me minute to change.” Macy said happily and then left to change her clothes. She was happy to finally get out of the house for a change.

    _*_

    “Thanks again Stella.” Macy said as they walked down the hill of the park.” it’s great to get out of the house for a while.”

    “No problem, maybe we could make this a regular thing once my nieces’ are here!” Stella replied and then took a sip from her water bottle.

    “It would be fun.” Macy said as they approached a bench.” Hey let’s take a break for a minute.”

    “Sure.” Stella watched Macy rush to the bench with a hand on her stomach.” I know I ask you all the time, but are you ok Macy? You look like you’re in pain.”

    “I’m fine, the girls just decided to up their amount of kicking.” Macy said as Stella sat down beside her.

    “I don’t know Macy…lets go just to be on the safe side.” Stella replied as she stood up to leave.

    “Alright I was getting tired anyways.” Macy said as she joined Stella and began heading towards the car.

  • TooLegitToQuit

    you must be smoking some good shit, mate.

    ============
    i know, right?!
    i want some of that good stuff that’ll put me in la la land, too!

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    will you come and untie me? =[
    _____________
    I will under one condition ;)

  • Kevin

    why am i the hated one that everyone dosent like?
    im still here to ladies.
    i might as well get into some action before i get married
    ;D

  • http://twitter.com/LAUREN8OH8 laurennnnn:)

    oh shit looks at the 4th to that last picture. i had no idea that nick was THAT muscular.

  • Anonymous

    someone posted this in the last post -_-

    “Inside scoop only if you want to know what is really going on. Rob Hoffman (JoBro photog and Selena friend) informed “people” that Nick and Selena are back on. I was like pshhh. He said that is why there was an article out today (Fox News) that Miley dumped her boyfriend and that it was Miley who wanted to get back with Nick cuz she had feelings for him. Jonas sources leaked that info to cushion any news that Nick is NOT with Miley he is in chats with Selena. Selena is in heaven (check out her twitter). Here we go go go again (Demi song). Sources say Demi is so happy and that they can all be together again during CR2 filming in September.”

    *GO READ MILEY’S TWITTER.

    ——————————

    Is this some kind of joke it is obviously fake. Like they are going to reveal the source.

  • Anonymous

    As they walked back Macy had the sudden urge to use the bathroom but decided to wait till she got home, opting not use the ones’ at the park. Once the parking lot came in sight Macy got the same urge as before but this time it couldn’t wait and soon Macy Misa felt a warm liquid dampen her pants. But something else came with it as well…contractions.

    “I was think we could stop for ice cream since that seems to be your pregnancy food…” Stella looked to her side to discover wasn’t there. She turned around to see her best friend clutching her stomach.” Oh my god Macy!”

    “My- water-j-just broke!” Macy said as tears began streaming down her face.” I’m supposed to have the twins when Nick was done with the tour, not when he’s on the other side of the country in Washington D.C!”

    “Macy breath. I’m going to call nick on our way to the hospital.” Stella said as she rushed her friend to the car.” Everything will be ok Macy I promise…”

    _*_

    “HOME RUN BABY!” Joe shouted as he round the bases inside the stadium.” OH YEAH BEAT THAT YOU TWO!”

    “Joe we’re not even playing an actual game.” Kevin called out as he was tuning his guitar.

    “I thought Nick was the one who is a fun sucker.” Joe said as he ran towards Kevin.

    “I’m not a fun sucker I just act my age more than you do.” Nick replied as he sat on the edge of the stage.

    “Oh burn!”

    “Shut up Kevin.”

    “I swear sometimes I am the-“Nick pulled out his cell phone to Stella’s number on the caller I.D.” Hey Stella. You know you called me and not Joe-“

    “Yeah I know Nick and there is a reason for it-Macy’s in labor!”

  • Anonymous

    I AM NOT ‘DELUSIONAL’! God, that is you niley morons favorite word! Just face the facts that nick and selena belong together. It’ll be a whole lot easier for the rest of us. btw, miley needs to stfu and get over him! he don’t want her!

    ——-

    This must be a joke.

  • Anonymous

    You guys DO realize that “Nick” is a lonely 40 year old pedo looking for action on OceanUp, right?
    —-

    i keep tryin to tell people that. scammin on little girls. little nasty. but whatever. girls are stupid enough to participate.

  • ashley

    i went to that concert :)

  • Anonymous

    nick will never love you sry2say

    ps joe is hot

  • Selena

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  • Anonymous

    i bet your dick is huge.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    HELP ME PLEASE!!!! Gorilla has me tied to the banister, she’s inviting Selena over for a pickle party! What am I going to do!!!! Help me please!!!!!
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    -Joe
    ______________
    LMAO! um are you sure cant escape?? Okay when selena gets there say Nick wants to get back with her!! Trust me she’ll be gone as straight as she hears that!

  • Anonymous

    Just got back from the doctor, he told me that I had a problem…

  • taylor swift

    hey y’all hows everyone

  • Anonymous

    i’m watching a cinderella story right now. i’ve never seen it before. it’s pretty cheesy but that guy from one tree hill is pretty hot

  • Anonymous

    mmm hit me from the back, kevin

  • chrissy

    Joe is hot at heck!

  • L O V E

    OMFG NICKS BUTT

    HE IS SO HAWT :)

  • Anonymous

    porn addiction so young in life?
    so sad.

  • Anonymous

    You need to stop being so dramatic. We’re just fooling around on here, no one is actually going to do anything. Dumbasses.

  • alliegator.(:

    i guess there’s a new author in town?

    although i have to say… her stories are a lot less… interesting than mine.
    —————
    uhm; hers are alot more respectable, but cant say that i enjoy the thought of nick and macy.

  • Anonymous

    oooh!!! sooo sexy hot!!!!

  • Anonymous

    wow, everyone’s an author. well guess what, these stories are weird and a bit creepy. and rubbish.

  • .

    uh. seriously?

    well they look cute. why is this post out of control with novels.

  • Anonymous

    “If this is your idea of a joke Stella then it’s not funny at all!” Nick said, catching his brothers’ attention.” She’s not supposed have the twins until-“

    “Nick why would I joke about Macy going into labor?! Talk to her if you don’t believe me!”

  • Nick

    16…turning 17 real soon

  • Anonymous

    Kevin is sooo glowing im soooo excited for him :D?

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    Joe?

  • Anonymous

    I hate how Joe stands sometimes.

  • kimmy4

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  • Anonymous

    “Mace, baby are you ok?”
    “I- Nick please get home now! I don’t want to do this alone!”Ok –““Now do you believe me?”

    “Yes I do Stella; stay with her until I get there.” Nick said and then hung up. It killed him to hear Macy so upset.

    “Nick is everything ok?” Kevin asked as he sat down by his brother.

    “I’m going home- Macy’s in labor and I’m not letting her go through it alone.” Nick said as he pulled out his phone and dialed.” Hi I need to be on the next flight back to LA…”

    _*_

    “Where is he?” Macy asked as she lay in her bed in the maternity ward of the hospital.” It’s been seven hours where is he?”

    “Sweetie he’ll be here. I know my own son wouldn’t miss the birth of his daughters.” Sandy Lucas answered as she sat in chair beside Macy.

    “He’s probably on a plane right now.” Susan Misa added she sat on edge of the bed.” Try not to worry too much, remember what the doctor said about stress.”

    “I’m trying not worry but its hard not to-” Macy grabbed her stomach as another contraction hit.” How did you both do it?”

    Susan and Sandy looked at each other then at Macy.” Epidurals.”

    Macy couldn’t help but laugh at her mother and future mother in-law.” That mean I’m going to need a-“

    “Macy I just talked to Nick and he said he’s delayed in Denver…” Stella announced as she walked back in and sat on the edge of Macy’s bed.” But he said he found a flight to Burbank so he should be here soon.”

    “He should be here now.” Macy said quietly.”Come home Nick…”

    “Oh Macy.”

    “I’ll be fine as long-“

    “How’s the mommy to be doing?” Dr. Harris asked as she walked in.

    “Tired.” Macy replied as she ate a few ice chips.” I thought I was supposed to have a full nine months, not eight.”

    “Yes you should have but with most twin pregnancies women usually give birth a few weeks or more before their due date.” Dr. Harris said as she rolled her chair to the end of Macy’s bed.” But you’ve had an excellent pregnancy for twins, so everything should go smoothly for you.”

    “Thanks that will hopefully help me worry less.”

    “No problem.” Dr. Harris replied as she examined Macy.” Ok you’re about five centimeters dilated; I will be back in few hours to check if you’ve fully dilated and if you haven’t then we’ll have to do a c-section.”

    “Ok, if you have to do a c-section how long do you think you can put it off?” Macy asked as she thought of Nick.

    “Thirty minutes at the most.” Dr. Harris smiled at Macy knowing she was worried.” I’m sure he’ll be here.”

    “Thank you.” Macy said as she watched Dr. Harris leave. As she reached for her ice chips another contraction ripped through her.” I should have asked for another epidural.”

    _*_

    Three hours, many ice chips, and countless contractions later Macy Misa still hadn’t given birth and there still was no sign of Nick. Macy had switched from worry to panic quickly.

    “Macy try to relax.” Sandy said as held her hand.” He will be here.”

    “Has he called anyone yet?” Macy questioned as she looked to everyone in the room.

    “Tom tried but Nick didn’t answer.” Sandy added.

    “I’ve tried four times but he didn’t answer.” Stella said.” He’s probably in traffic Macy-“

    “Then he would have called! I bet he won’t be here!” Macy said as she held back her tears. “He said he would be and he isn’t.”

    “Macy, sweetheart, he will be here-“

    “You all keep saying that but he still isn’t here!” Macy shouted, not caring if she cried. She was tired of waiting for him.” Get Dr. Harris I’m tired of…”

    “I’m here, I’m here Mace. I’m so sorry…” Nick said as he ran in the room straight to Macy.

    Macy just started crying even more once she saw Nick. He was here with her and that was all that mattered.” I- I…”

    “I’m sorry; I should have never left you.” Nick whispered as he held Macy in his arms.

    “You’re here that’s all that matters…”

    “This must be the one we’ve been waiting for.” Dr. Harris observed as she entered the room once more and greeted Nick.” Are you ready Macy?”

    “Yes I am.” Macy said as she looked from Nick to Dr. Harris.

    “Ok then…it looks like you’ll be having a c-section.” Dr. Harris said as she quickly checked Macy. “I’ll send a nurse to prep you.”“Ok.” Macy moved so that she was facing Nick.” Will you be there?”
    “I will always be there Macy, always.
    Twelve hours and a c-section later Macy Misa had given birth to two beautiful and healthy baby girls. She was officially a mother and Nick was a father.“You both have your mom’s eyes…” nick whispered as he held Juliet and Jenavieve in his arms. He couldn’t believe he’d almost missed their birth, but luckily he didn’t. Nick was grateful he was able to be there for all of his girls.But you both have my curly hair.” Nick observed as he gently stroked their heads. He looked over at Macy to find her sleeping peacefully..

  • Anonymous

    Sometimes Joe stands like his clenching his crotch.

  • Danielle

    Excuse me?

  • Anonymous

    stfu

  • Anonymous

    she just goes on whatever’s the last post of the night… yesterday it was miley the day before it was miley now it’s jb.

  • Anonymous

    This article came out in July 2008 before head first leaked

    Despite a denial from the Disney starlet herself, sources for multiple celebrity weeklies claims 16 year-old Selena Gomez is dating musician Nick Jonas, the youngest member of the teen pop band The Jonas Brothers. E! is even reporting that the young beauty wrote and dedicated a song, entitled “Head First,” to Nick.

    “They were writing lyrics for the bridge, and she was saying how Nick makes her so mad when he doesn’t call her back,” the source tells E! News about the tune, titled “Head First.” “The verse was definitely written about Nick Jonas.”

  • Anonymous

    hahahh. jordin sparks wardrobe is pretty bad.

  • Anonymous

    its up there somewhere amidst all the other dumb stories

  • Anonymous

    r u hot

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE NICK

    NILEY FTW ?

    CONGRATS KEVIN

  • alliegator.(:

    LMAO! um are you sure cant escape?? Okay when selena gets there say Nick wants to get back with her!! Trust me she’ll be gone as straight as she hears that!
    ———–
    yeah, right.
    she’ll tie herself up and ruffle her hair.
    “NICK! HELP ME! I CANT BREATHE! CPR!”

  • Anonymous

    Twelve hours and a c-section later Macy Misa had given birth to two beautiful and healthy baby girls. She was officially a mother and Nick was a father.

    “You both have your mom’s eyes…” nick whispered as he held Juliet and Jenavieve in his arms. He couldn’t believe he’d almost missed their birth, but luckily he didn’t. Nick was grateful he was able to be there for all of his girls.

    “But you both have my curly hair.” Nick observed as he gently stroked their heads. He looked over at Macy to find her sleeping peacefully.

    Right then Nick made silent promise. He promised to not miss a single moment in the girls’ lives no matter what; he didn’t want to have a close call like he did today. Nick promised to take at least a year off so he could spend all his time with them and Macy. He promised to make sure his girls were always the center of his world.

  • Grammar Police

    Joe is hot AS heck!

  • Anonymous

    With Becca and Joe

    “Joe, why did you drag me over here?” Becca asked. Joe turned to her and flicked on the light in the game closet.

    “Look, I know you’re excited that Nick’s remembering and everything, but—”

    “But what, Joe?” Becca smiled. “What could possibly be better?”

    “But isn’t it just a little strange that Nick remembers all of a sudden?” Joe asked. Becca stared at him long and hard.

    “You ARE crazy,” Becca rolled her eyes and walked out of the game closet. Joe ran behind her.

    “Wait! Isn’t it just a bit strange that he didn’t remember and then BOOM he remembers?” Joe cried desperately. Becca spun around fast and hit him in the face with her hair. Joe sputtered and looked at her with his eyebrows raised. Becca sighed.

    “Okay, it is a little weird.” Becca said. “But he remembers you AND your past together. That’s better than what I’ve got. So why are you pointing fingers? And what’s your point, anyway?”

    Joe shrugged. “I dunno, it’s just weird.”

    Becca scoffed and rolled her eyes. “So you drag me out of my comfortable position to an eerie game closet and follow me out again to tell me THERE’S NO POINT?”

    Joe shook his head. “You don’t understand,”

    “No, I don’t,” Becca turned away from him and ran back into Nick’s room. “Nick,”

    “Yeah,” Nick said, turning away from a book.

    “Is that my book?” Becca said. Nick nodded.

    “It’s really good actually,” Nick grinned. “I’m learning all sorts of stuff,”

    Becca’s brows furrowed as she grabbed the book. “What are you talking—How To Win Him Over? Nick, you weren’t supposed to be—”

    “It’s a good book,” Nick laughed. “I learned why you sat on me to get me to tell the truth,”

    “You are EVIL!” Becca screeched. Nick took the book from her.

    “And you even wrote in this journal. How Do You Feel About Him?” Nick read. “Nick is absolutely adorable. And did I mention he’s really hot? OMG, did you see his abs? AAAAH!”

    He looked at Becca sideways. “How did you see my abs? Have you been doing some things when I’m sleeping?”

    Becca blushed. “You are so ANNOYING!”

    Nick laughed and continued to read. “But there’s more than that to him. Deep inside I know that there’s the true Nick, the one that remembers me, waiting. Waiting for me.”

    Nick closed the book and looked away. A tear streamed down his cheek. It caught the sunlight and sparkled and Becca instantly ran over to him.

    “Nick, don’t cry,”

    “I’m not,” Nick sniffled. Becca laughed.

    “You’re such a guy,” she placed her head on his shoulder. Nick turned to her and kissed her.

    “I promise,” Nick said between kisses. “That I’ll be the Nick that remembers,”

    Becca smiled into the kiss. “You…don’t…have…to…be,”

    Nick pulled away and hugged her. “I want to be,”

    Becca pushed him back on the bed and sat on his stomach again.

    “I remember this position,” Nick said, laughing. Becca smiled.

    “Good, at least you remember something,” Becca laughed. “Ooooh….burn!”

    “Shut up, Becca Haley Goldmann,”

    Becca frowned. “How do you remember my full name?”

    “You told me three summers ago.” Nick said, shrugging.

    “So you remember me from the time you met me?”

    “Yeah, I guess I do,” Nick smiled. Becca leaned in and kissed him. Long and hard.

    She pulled away slowly. “Do you remember those?”

    “I don’t know,” Nick said, pulling her into him. “Why don’t you refresh my memory?”

    Becca gasped, turned red, and looked away. “You are too smooth for your own good, you know that?”

    “Yeah, that’s what they tell me,” Nick said softly, flopping back on the bed.

    Becca giggled. “Anyway, I said I was going to refresh your memory, so…”

    Nick pecked her lips quickly. “Beat you,”

    Then he watched as his girlfriend stood up and stretched. He bit his lip.

    “I am sooo out of shape,” Becca laughed as she heard her shoulder pop.

    “Why don’t you touch your toes while you’re at it?” Nick joked. Becca picked up a shoe and threw it at his head.

    “Shut up,” she blushed. Nick bit his lip again.

    “This back view is exciting,” Nick said. Becca turned around.

    “Is the front view better?” she quipped, getting armed with another shoe.

    “Mmm…yes, it is,” Nick said.

    Becca rolled her eyes. All of a sudden, Joe burst in the door.

    “You guys, you have to come quick! It’s an emergency!”

  • Lucky.
  • Anonymous

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Nick and Selena are back together! Take that Niley lovers!!!!!! Nick+Selena=truelove!!! So cute! ! !

    ——–

    What’s it like living in delusional world? I always wondered if it’s fun there.
    ________
    I AM NOT ‘DELUSIONAL’! God, that is you niley morons favorite word! Just face the facts that nick and selena belong together. It’ll be a whole lot easier for the rest of us. btw, miley needs to stfu and get over him! he don’t want her!

    ———–

    LMAO, NICK AND SELENA DON’T WANT EACH OTHER.
    You’re definitely a Niley fan posing as a Nelena fan to get attention.
    ________________
    Oh please. Is that hard to believe that someone doesn’t like niley? I have all the right in the world to love nelena, just like you with niley. so STFU BITCH!

  • the one and only (:

    Amen!! (:

  • Nick

    R U?

  • Anonymous

    CONGRATS KEVIN JONAS AND DANIELLE DELESEA ON YOUR ENGAGMENT <3 WORDS CAN’T EXPLAIN HOW HAPPY I AM FOR THE BOTH OF YOU, CAN’T WAIT TO SEE KEVIN, JOE, NICK & DANIELLE JONAS ON THE WORLD TOUR <3

  • krista

    my my my joe joe joe

  • Anonymous

    With Kevin and Danielle

    She found Kevin on one knee in the bathroom and gasped. Kevin cleared his throat. All of a sudden, “Please Be Mine” blasted from a boom box in the corner of the bathroom. Danielle started laughing and crying at the same time.

    “So, uh,” Kevin said. “I haven’t really, um, done this before, so if I suck, just let me know,”

    Danielle nodded.

    “Should I start, or—never mind.” Kevin cleared his throat. “Well, Dani, we’ve been together since a year ago, and even though that’s like, a really, really short time, I couldn’t, um, I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to have you.”

    Danielle started sobbing. “Kevin—”

    “And you might want to say no,” Kevin said. “But I don’t want you to. And if you say yes, that would just really be, um, really be awesome. So…let’s just open this—”

    Kevin opened the box and turned it towards Danielle. “Can you see it? You can see it—good. Okay, Danielle Deleasa, will you marry me?”

    “Yes,” Danielle said. “Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes!”

    Kevin stood up and slid the ring on her finger, then spun her around and kissed her.

    With Nick and Becca and Joe

    “So why are we running to my car again?” Nick asked. “Well, I’m being wheeled, but—”

    “Okay, Ellie’s in the hospital,” Joe said, opening the car door.

    “ELLIE!” Becca yelled. “What’s wrong with her?”

    “Who’s Ellie?” Nick asked, as Becca helped him limp into the car. Becca slammed the car door.

    “Ellie is my little sister,” Becca sniffled. “Actually, she prefers Elliott,”

    “Oh,” Nick said. “That really didn’t help much,”

    Becca dug through her wallet and tossed him a picture of her sister. Ellie looked just like Becca. Her hair was the same light brown, but shorter and curlier. She wore braces, like Becca did in seventh grade, and the same sparkling green eyes. In the picture, she was wearing a long sleeved navy blue Spandex leotard. She was like a carbon copy of Becca. Except smaller.

    “She’s cute,” Nick said.

    “That was in fifth grade,” Joe said. “Now, she’s pretty hot,”

    “Can we PLEASE focus on the task at hand! Drive!” Becca slammed her door after she got in. “And, eww…Joe,”

    “Dude,” Joe turned briefly to Nick while starting the car. “Ellie is smokin’. She’ll be what…fifteen in two weeks?”

    “Yes, Joe….now DRIVE!” Becca hit the steering wheel with the heel of her hand. Joe backed out of the driveway, muttering.

    “So….” Nick said, looking at Becca with a sparkle in his eye. “How hot are we talking?”

    “Beautiful.” Joe said. “She’s got amazing body,”

    Becca rolled her eyes. “She’s HURT!”

    “No, not really,” Joe said. “She sprained her ankle doing a double back tuck in gymnastics,”

    “WHAT?!” Becca screamed. “Joe! You dragged us out to this car saying it was an emergency because my sister sprained her ankle?! She’s a gymnast, Joe! This happens all the time!”

    “It was the only thing I could do to stop you two from—” Joe began, stopping the car at the end of the driveway and parking.

    “Do you have another picture?” Nick asked. Becca reached behind and hit him on the arm, then opened the car door and stomped inside the house.

    ***

    Nick pushed open the door to his bedroom with one hand and wheeled in.

    “I can’t believe you think my sister is hot!”

    Nick wheeled over close to the bed and helped himself up. “Not as hot as you. But you have to admit, she’s like your twin,”

    “Really,” Becca raised an eyebrow. “Really,”

    Nick laughed. “Becca, she is pretty cute, you have to admit it,”

    “Well,” Becca flipped her hair jokingly. “She is my sister,”

    “See, you’re feeling better already,” Nick kissed her. “I could kiss you forever,”

    “YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!” they heard Kevin yell.

    “Hold on,” Becca said. “I’ll be right back,”

    Becca ran out into the hallway to find Kevin dancing in the hallway.

    “Where’s Danielle?” Becca asked.

    “You mean my fiancée?” Kevin asked. “She went home.”

    “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Becca squealed. “No way, you’re getting married? That’s great!”

    “I know, right!” Kevin said, excited. Becca threw her arms around Kevin’s neck and squeezed him.

    “So…how’d you propose?” Becca asked, not letting go of Kevin yet.

    “Well….”Kevin started his story.

    “Becca?” Nick wheeled out. “What’s going on out here?”

    “Nick, I can explain—”

    Nick turned around and just wheeled away.

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    ughh these posts get worse and worse every night.

    g’night erry-body.

  • Megannn.

    DAMMMMNNN! look at joe’s muscles
    ;)

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO!!! WTF?? how are you so hilarious!! LOL thats amazing

  • Anonymous

    School had just let out, and Nick was staring at the inside of his locker. He now had a wonderful picture of Macy playing tennis on his locker door, which was kinda ironic cus that’s how she gave him a bruise earlier today. He softly sighed when his brothers came up to him, he quickly shut his locker before they could see the new picture of Macy. “What’s the rush, Nick? Got something in there you don’t want us to see?” Joe asked smirking. “Yeah. Nick’s got another crush and now you have her picture plastered all over your locker!” Kevin says jokingly. “NO! I do not have a picture of a girl plastered all over my locker. What? Are you guys like 5??” Nick says looking at the both of them like they were idiots.

    “Don’t get all defensive, man! We were just joking. Unless you really do! Let me see!” Joe jumps at Nick’s locker, but Nick pushes him away. “It’s none of your business, man!” Nick says still trying to keep him away from his locker. “Uh, what’s going on here?” Stella asks while walking up to the boys with Macy right behind her. “Nick is hiding a picture of a girl in his locker, and I wanna see!” Joe says, while struggling with Nick to get into his locker. “Both of you, stop acting like little children.” Stella said sternly. Macy just watched in wide amusement as the two boys fought over the locker.” Oh, Hi Macy!” Kevin says turning to her. “Hey, Kevin!” she says smiling at him. Both Joe and Nick stop fighting. “Oh hey, Macy! Didn’t see ya there.” Joe says, pulling away from Nick’s locker. Nick frowns a little at Joe’s behavior. “Hey Macy, are you feeling better?” Nick asks her. She smiles brightly and nods her head. “Yes, much better now.” Stella looks from her best friend to the entire Lucas brothers, who seem to be staring quite intently at her. “What the hell was going on?” she thought. Nick comes over and says, “Hey Macy. Can I talk to you for a minute?” she looks at him for a second, and says “Sure!” Nick looks at his brothers and Stella, “Alone.” he says. They sigh and walk away.

    “So, Nick. What did you want to talk about?” she says, her brown eyes shining with no more tears. He smiles. “I was wondering if Wednesday night you wanted to, I don’t know, get pizza and we can hang out?” he asked her. Her breath hitches, “Sure.” she replies. “Cool. I’ll pick you up at your place around seven, okay?” he says, while he leans over and gives her another hug. “Wow!” she thought, “The Lucas brothers really do like me.” Her grin widened. “Well, I got to go now, Macy. See you tomorrow.” Nick says while walking away. “Okay, bye Nick.” she says, while waving.

    Macy started walking off in the other direction, not paying any attention to where she was going, when she bumped into someone. It was Joe. “Oh, I’m so sorry Joe! I need to watch where I’m going.” she says, frustrated and mad at herself for getting caught up in her thoughts. He laughs. “It’s okay, Mace. You ready to get some ice cream?” he asks, while raising an eyebrow. She giggles. “Yeah, let’s go.” He takes her hand, and pulls her along outside to his car. “Wow.” she thought, “He’s holding my hand.” They reach his car, and he opens the door for her. She gets in, and he runs to the other side and hops in. “So, what ice cream place to you wanna go to?” he asks, glancing over at her while pulling out of his spot. She thought about it for a second. “Oh, how about that one on 5th street where they have the best chocolate marshmallow ice cream!” she yells out giddily. He smiles. She was so cute, and right now he was glad she was smiling instead of crying. “Okay.” he says, and he turns left to get to the ice cream place.

    It didn’t take them long to get there. Joe ordered them two scoops of chocolate marshmallow ice cream in waffle cones that were huge. “Here you go.” he says while sitting down next to her on a bench. “Joe, you didn’t have to get the most expensive ice cream cone they had. You know that!” she says while taking it. He gives her this look like, *I’m a rockstar, I can afford it.* “Macy, compared to most stuff I buy, this isn’t that much money.” he says, and then licks his ice cream. She sighs and starts to eat her ice cream as well. They just sit there in comfortable silence. Macy was really enjoying her ice cream. Joe watched her lick the ice cream over and over again, and wondered if he kissed her right now if her mouth would taste just like the ice cream.

  • Anonymous

    i asked 1st

  • TooLegitToQuit

    i guess there’s a new author in town?

    although i have to say… her stories are a lot less… interesting than mine.

    ============

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!

    p.s. i think your buddy Nick left…lol

  • alliegator.(:

    FIRST TWO OCEANUPPERS TO SEND A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES GETS TO STAR IN DEFAULT ON OFFICIAL MYSPACE! (:

  • Lucky.

    Haha, I sent some of these. Joe did this hilarious rap thing during Burnin’ Up.

  • Anonymous

    Ellie’s P.O.V

    “Ellie, where’s my leotard?” Becca stomped in. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. We’re both elite gymnasts. Becca isn’t a 24 hour gymnast like I am. Right now Becca’s going to go to Worlds and I’m heading for the USA Nationals. I’m not used to having Becca home a lot because she’s usually at her boyfriend’s. And you already know who he is, so I’m not going to go into anything like that. I’m usually at home because I’m not allowed to have a boyfriend. But I already have one. And I am NOT dating Frankie, if that’s what you’re thinking. I’m only just about two years younger than Becca, so I don’t know why she thinks she can talk to me like this.

    “I don’t know! And it’s Elliot!” I said, spinning around to face her. This usually happens when Becca gets home late. Yes, late. It was 10 P.M. in the evening and we were supposed to have a gymnastics competition the next morning. Mom would freak. Yes, our mom is the stereotype, over controlling mother. Our leotards have to be spotless, our hair has to be the shiniest, our nails the cleanest. I have ice skating on Tuesdays 11 to 2, then I home school while I’m at gymnastics. Tip-top shape or bust. Ugh.

    “Ellie, I’m going to ask you one more time,” Becca warned. I rolled my eyes. When did she become our mother?

    “I don’t have it, Becca!” I whisper-yelled. If Mom woke up and saw Becca home late, and me not sleeping, we would both be in trouble. “Why are you home so late?”

    “I was at Nick’s and lost track of time,” Becca said quietly, so I knew something was up. Maybe I wasn’t the sister who got the math award every single grade, but I could put two and two together.

    “You got in a fight,” I said. “I know, because Dad said you could stay over, which Mom will kill him for later, and you didn’t.”

    Becca looked down. Out of a sudden act of kindness, I reached over and put my hand on her shoulder. She shrugged it away.

    “What was it about?” I asked quietly.

    “Help me with my floor,” Becca changed the subject.

    “What was it about?” I persisted a little louder.

    “HELP ME with MY FLOOR,” Becca said through her teeth. I shrugged.

    “Okay, I’ll only help you with your floor if you tell me what the fight was about and if you help me with my sticking,”

    “Ugh, deal,” Becca shook hands with me. I knew floor was the only exercise she didn’t get at least a 9.5 in, and this was worlds. 9.5s don’t cut it in Worlds.

    “So what was it about?” I asked, sitting down in my desk chair, which I didn’t need because I did all my schoolwork at gymnastics.

  • jerseygirl

    I sent in the 4th pic. I’m the girl in the jean jacket
    He HAD just woken up and thats why he looked so tired
    it was a little passed 10 oclock and we found him at
    his hotel about to order breakfast. :D
    —————————————
    There’s nothing sexier than Joe Jonas, first thing in the morning. :)

  • Anonymous

    Glen Coco?

  • Miley

    Crap . Nick is ignoring me!

    NICK!!!!! STOP HOOKING UP WITH OTHER GIRLS AND COME WITH MEE!

  • Anonymous

    oh please… tell me more about yourself Nick-Not-Jonas

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    ahaha pickle party!!!you are so funny=]

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    you better mister! ;)

    ughh all of these dumb jonas stories are seriously bringing me down

  • Anonymous

    I WANT Joe. NOW.

  • joe

    am flatter that my fans like to be me in a gossip site

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    porn addiction so young in life?
    so sad.
    ________________________________
    LMAO…okay is there something about late night OU when everyone gets so incredibly hilarious or maybe im just high..

  • KC

    stfu at least am famouse and ur not
    so ha!!!
    ———-
    YOU’RE FAMOUSE?!

    oh my heck!
    is that almost as good as being a selebrtie?
    ————-
    lmao. you’re like, my favorite person on here. i love you.

  • Anonymous

    someone posted this in the last post -_-

    “Inside scoop only if you want to know what is really going on. Rob Hoffman (JoBro photog and Selena friend) informed “people” that Nick and Selena are back on. I was like pshhh. He said that is why there was an article out today (Fox News) that Miley dumped her boyfriend and that it was Miley who wanted to get back with Nick cuz she had feelings for him. Jonas sources leaked that info to cushion any news that Nick is NOT with Miley he is in chats with Selena. Selena is in heaven (check out her twitter). Here we go go go again (Demi song). Sources say Demi is so happy and that they can all be together again during CR2 filming in September.”

    *GO READ MILEY’S TWITTER.

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    aw you know me so well.

    but just to let you guys know.

    i go on posts all the time.
    i don’t always post dirty stories.

    and i don’t always go under the name ‘I’dFUCKNickJonas’

    i only post when people ask for it.

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    how com nobody types anything to me anymore??????

  • alliegator.(:

    these posers are gay as heck.
    i’m going to sleep.
    LEARN TO BE FUNNY, IT’S A SKILL GOOD TO HAVE ON OCEANUP. :|

  • …///

    It was 4 oclock in the Morning when my door was beening slam I woke up scare and went to the door I said “who is it” and a voice reply saying “let me in its Nick.” I open the door and saw nick and ask him what he was doing at this time he sai ” Miley wanted to see you i need to Confessed that I Love You, I love you with everything in me baby when i was with selena i didn’t think of her i only thought of you baby please forgive” I was speachless i couldnt believe that the love of my life was telling me he loved me but at the same time i was still mad at him because he did that to me he didnt talk to me for a year but i forgot all that. He then came close to me and start kissing with a pasion as we were kissing he slamed me to the wall and kiss me with more passion i was going out of breath when he ask me if i would losse my virginity to him all i could say was yes and i love you. He then started to take my shirt off and o started to unbuckle his pants he was horny already i could feel it and it felt like it was 10 inch.

    idk write back if you want more

  • Anonymous

    Macy was in heaven. She was hanging out with Joe and eating yummy ice cream. “This ice cream is really good. Oh, Joe yours is melting all over your shirt. Stella is gonna be so mad at you!” she squeaks out giggling. He looks at the cone in his hand to see the melting ice cream dripping down his hand. “Oh crap!” he thinks, “I really went into daydream mode there.” Macy hands him a napkin, giggling still. “Oh, well you think that’s funny.” he says with a mischievous grin. Macy stops laughing and looks at him seriously as he sticks his index finger into his ice cream. “You wouldn’t!” she says, wryly. “Oh, but I would.” he says, and smears it all over her cheek. Now, he’s the one laughing. She pouts, and Joe can’t but help to think, “She’s soo cute doing that.” He wants to lean over and kiss her so badly, but he knows he shouldn’t. Instead, he uses the napkin to wipe her face.

    She freezes. Joe was wiping her face off so softly, and his fingertips brushed lightly over her skin. She takes in a deep breath. “Oh, I think I need to get home now.” she squeaks out.” Okay.” Joe says and takes her home.

    The car ride to Macy’s house was silent. Macy wasn’t quite sure what she should say, but Joe did it for her. “So Macy, when’s you next sports game?” Joe asked her. “Tomorrow right after school. It’s a volleyball game. Why?” she said staring right at him. “Oh just wondering, because I might want to go.” he smirks and glances over at her. Just as she was about to poke more into the mysterious mind of Joe Lucas, he pulled into her driveway. “Bye Mace!” he flashes a smile that makes he heart skip a beat. “B-bye Joe.” she contemplates hugging him and thinks *oh what the heck!* and hugs him quickly and jumps out of his car. He watches her run up to her door with a big goofy grin on his face. Today was a great day for Joe, minus the big chocolate stain on his shirt. He was dreading Stella’s wrath as he drove home.

    Macy was on cloud nine, standing with her back against the door. Today had been her perfect day. Well, almost perfect. Maybe more like the second half was perfect. But yeah, still perfect. She sighed, and went upstairs to her bedroom to stare at three of the most amazing boys ever

  • Nick

    night babe ;) ILY

  • Anonymous

    It was stupid,” Becca started. I shrugged.

    “When are they not?”

    She glared at me, so I shut up.

    “So, um, Kevin told me that he and Danielle are getting married, and—”

    “HE and DANIELLE are getting married?” I jumped out of my seat. “YES!”

    “Yeah,” Becca said flatly, so I sat down. “And I threw my arms around his neck and hugged him, and he was telling me how he proposed, and I still didn’t let go, and Nick saw, and—”

    “He SAW?!” I squealed. “Honestly, Becca, you have got to be more careful!”

    “ELLIOT, shut up!” Becca screeched. All of a sudden the light flicked on in the hallway. Oh no. Mom.

    With Nick

    “IDIOT!” Kevin walked into the room and slapped the side of Nick’s head.

    “Ow! Dude, what the—”

    “What’d you think?” Kevin asked, pacing the room. “That she was cheating on you with me? She was HUGGING me, man!”

    “Well, I didn’t—” Nick tried to say. Kevin looked at him.

    “You didn’t have to ignore her! She was trying to apologize for something she didn’t even DO!” Kevin said. “You made her run away! Hold on,” Kevin stopped pacing and answered his phone. “ Hello? Hi! Okay. I’ll put you on speakerphone.”

    “Hey, guys!” Ellie cried. Nick sat up as best as he could.

    “Hey, Ellie, how’s Becca?” Kevin asked.

    “She’s not eating right now. Or talking to anyone but me.” Ellie said. Kevin looked at Nick sharply.

    “What?” Nick mouthed. Kevin slapped him on the head again.

    “I’ll try and get her to talk,” Ellie said. “Becca, Kevin’s on the phone for you.”

    “I don’t want to talk to him,” Becca mumbled.

    “But—whatever.” Ellie reasoned weakly. “Okay, Kevin, she knows Nick’s there, so she doesn’t want to talk to any of you right now. It’s not you. It’s Nick. Becca, come talk to Nick. Please? Please? Please? OW! Okay, I get it! Lemme go!”

    “Okay, bye,” Kevin said. He put down the phone and looked at Nick.

    “Have you EVER heard Becca so sad before?”

    “I already feel bad, okay?” Nick said through his tears. “I know what I did, so I don’t need you to tell me what I did! First I don’t remember anybody, I’m ALREADY screwed, and then I make her mad! I already KNOW! So just go away!”

    Kevin looked at Nick for a long time. And then he left and slammed the door behind him.

    “Nick?” Becca said through the phone. Nick jumped and answered the phone.

    “What?”

    “Are you—are you crying?” Becca asked.

    “AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW….” Ellie said. “Sorry, I get it….I’ll shut up now.”

    “Ellie, leave the room,” Becca said. Footsteps were heard. “Nick?”

    “Yes,” Nick said, trying to dry his tears.

    “Nick, I heard you on the phone.” Becca replied. “You ARE crying,”

    “Men don’t cry,” was Nick’s weak answer.

    “Then I guess you’re not a man,” Becca quipped. Nick laughed slightly.

    “I’m glaring at you through the phone right now,” Nick said.

    “Okay,” Becca said.

    “You sound like you’re in a car,” Nick replied.

    “I dunno,” Becca laughed.

    “The car stopped,” Nick said.

    “Did it now?” Becca asked.

    “Are you going up some stairs?” Nick asked.

    “Not anymore,” Becca said.

    “What’s that supposed to mean?” Nick asked, his brows furrowing.

    “Hang up, you’re wasting Kevin’s minutes,” Becca said. But not through the phone. Nick looked up. And there she stood.

  • Nick

    *yawns* well im bored..;( This post is boring..spammers and the person with the lame ass story wont stfu

  • Joe Jonas

    Man. I look like I’m clenching my ass in some of those pictures.
    Need to tone that down.

  • Selena

    Imm on my waay to Joes House Were funna have a Pickle Party yeahhh..

  • Perez

    AMAZEBALLS!

  • Anonymous

    fatty fatty fat fat

  • Anonymous

    At Becca’s House The Next Day

    “Okay, Nick, I need to breathe,” Becca said, getting off Nick’s lap.

    “Do you know how to swim?” Nick asked.

    “Why?” Becca asked, lying on her bed facedown.

    “Because you can’t hold your breath for long when we’re making out,” Nick said. Becca flipped over.

    “My room is kind of boring,” Becca said.

    “Why do you say that?” Nick wheeled over to her.

    “It’s just not exciting,” Becca sat up on the bed.

    Ellie ran in to the room. “Becca, let’s go! Mom says we have twenty minutes before she drives off!”

    “Got it,” Becca groaned. Ellie walked back outside.

    “She is hot,” Nick mused. Becca turned and looked at him.

    “Baby, not as hot as you,” Nick said. Becca sat on his lap again and got really close to his face.

    “I have to go to gymnastics now,” Becca said.

    “I thought you had a competition,” Nick said, kissing her neck.

    “Yeah, well, that’s what we thought, too.” Becca said. “It’s actually a showcase,”

    “So I get to see you in this?” Nick held up the leotard.

    “Nooooooo….” Becca replied, snatching it from him and jumping into the closet to change. “You get to see me naked. Of course you get to see me in the leotard!”

    “I would prefer the first option,” Nick laughed.

    “Shut up,” Becca stepped out of the closet. She blushed. “How do I look?

    “Beautiful,” Nick sat her on his lap. “You are so beautiful,”

    He kissed her on the cheek.

    “Come on, let’s go, give your hormones a rest,” Becca said. Nick pulled her in and kissed her again.

    “I forgot to tell you,” Nick said, looking anywhere but in Becca’s eyes. “The whole family’s coming,”

    “WHAT?” Becca asked. “NO!”

    “I’m sorry!” Nick said. “I thought it was just going to be me and Big Rob but it turns out they have to come, too,”

    “Nick!” Becca cried. “How am I supposed to—now I’m nervous!”

    “Baby, it’ll be fine,” Nick replied. “You won’t even see us,”

    “Yes, I will! I’ll just look for the pile of screaming girls and you guys will be at the bottom of it!” Becca wheeled Nick out into the driveway. Nick looked up at her.

    “They won’t do that,”

    “Nick, this is Ellie’s big night! Elite gym scouts across the country are coming to see her perform, and it’s all going to be ruined. She’ll hate me forever.” Becca grumbled, ripping open the car door. Nick helped himself in.

    “Hi, Ellie,” Nick said. Ellie smiled.

    “Hi, Nick.” She looked excited. Oh, no, Nick thought, she’s so happy and excited to be getting this opportunity, and I’m ruining it. He watched as Ellie pulled her hair back into a ponytail and zipped up her jacket, then turned and smiled at him again. Becca got in on the other side of Ellie after throwing the wheelchair into the trunk.

    “Firm Grip,” Becca tossed Ellie a spray can.

    “What’s that supposed to do?” Nick asked.

    “You’re supposed to, uh, spray it on your butt. It makes the leotard stick to your butt so that it doesn’t slack,” Ellie said, blushing. “I’ll think I’ll put mine on when we get to the gym,”

    Becca nodded and blushed. “Yeah, me too,”

    “Awww…” Nick smiled. Becca threw the can at his head.

    “Hairspray,” Mrs. Goldmann tossed a can back to the girls while backing out of the driveway.

    “This is what it’s like before a showcase,” Becca explained.

    “No bra straps!” Ellie checked, snapping Becca’s. Becca glared at her.

    “Thanks, Ellie,” Becca pushed the strap back underneath her leotard. “Can you see it?”

    “No,” Nick said. “I can’t,”

    Ellie giggled. “Not you,”

    Nick smiled at her. Becca looked away and rolled her eyes.

    “Alright, girls,” Mrs. Goldmann stopped in the middle of the road. “Next car,” Becca opened the car door and got the wheelchair, grumbling. Was Ellie flirting with Nick? Worst of all, was Nick flirting back?

    “Nick, get in,”

    Nick looked confused. Ellie came out of the car, weighed down with two duffel bags.

    “We switch cars because we get ready in Mom’s car, but we go to the competition or showcase in Dad’s car,” Ellie said.

    “Why?” Nick asked. Ellie laughed. Mrs. Goldmann drove off.

    “Dad’s car is nicer,” Ellie said.

    “Mom’s all about appearances,” Becca said. “That’s why I had a comb for a keychain all the way through seventh grade.”

    Ellie’s phone rang. “Hello? Hey, Dad. No, we’re, uh, we’re waiting for you. Oh. Okay,” she hung up. “CRAP!”

    “What?” Nick asked, thoroughly worried.

    “Dad says that he’ll be an hour late,”

    “UGH!” Becca rolled her eyes. “We are dead,”

    “Why?” Nick asked.

    “We’re supposed to be there an hour and a half earlier, and now we’ll be late by an hour,” Becca said.

    “So what you’re saying is,” Nick said. “We’re stranded

  • Nick Jonas

    Hey everyone. GO HERE
    mylazysundays.com

    GOOD NILEY PORN TO READ!

  • Haley

    Babe, don’t sweat it. You’re still hot as hell.

  • Anonymous

    Fucking. I want to meet Joe.
    Except. At a supermarket, somewhere normal.

    Funny thought, Barbra Walters looking at her butthole through the mirror.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    BITCH dont make me go sailor moon on ur ass and shave your eyebrows
    _________
    LMAO haha thats her weapon! The eyebrows will blind you as you approach her!

  • the one and only (:

    You’re scaring people away.

  • Anonymous

    de~ni~al~

  • Anonymous

    where are all my dirty oceanuppers??

    the boys are looking fiiiiiine. i’d do any of them… or all of them at once ;)

  • TooLegitToQuit

    i guess there’s a new author in town?

    although i have to say… her stories are a lot less… interesting than mine.
    —————
    uhm; hers are alot more respectable, but cant say that i enjoy the thought of nick and macy.

    ===========

    yeahh, i don’t like the idea of nick and macy eitherrrr!

  • kimmy4

    like i said we could always fuck

  • Anonymous

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Nick and Selena are back together! Take that Niley lovers!!!!!! Nick+Selena=truelove!!! So cute! ! !

    ——–

    What’s it like living in delusional world? I always wondered if it’s fun there.
    ________
    I AM NOT ‘DELUSIONAL’! God, that is you niley morons favorite word! Just face the facts that nick and selena belong together. It’ll be a whole lot easier for the rest of us. btw, miley needs to stfu and get over him! he don’t want her!

    ———–

    LMAO, NICK AND SELENA DON’T WANT EACH OTHER.
    You’re definitely a Niley fan posing as a Nelena fan to get attention.
    ________________
    Oh please. Is that hard to believe that someone doesn’t like niley? I have all the right in the world to love nelena, just like you with niley. so STFU BITCH!

    ——–

    Lol, no..
    Niley actually was and is real.
    Whereas Nelena is not.

  • Anonymous

    Miles From The Showcase Arena

    “I’m going to go see if I can get service,” Becca called, walking away. Ellie looked at Nick and laughed.

    “You look so forlorn without her,” Ellie giggled. Nick smiled.

    “She’s my world, Ellie,” Nick said. Ellie rocked back and forth on one foot.

    “Do you need to pee?” Nick laughed. Ellie shook her head.

    “My legs are getting tired,” Ellie said. Nick grabbed her by the waist.

    “Sit on my lap,” Nick said. “You’ll feel better,”

    After hesitating, Ellie sat down on his lap.

    “So, any new songs?” Ellie asked.

    “Not really,” Nick said. “Did you want to hear one, anyway?”

    “Portable concert!” Ellie squealed. “I love it!”

    Nick smiled. “Okay, what do want to hear?”

    “I want to hear Becca’s favorite,” Ellie said wistfully, thinking of her sister.

    “Please Be Mine?” Nick’s brow furrowed. Ellie shook her head.

    “You don’t know your own girlfriend’s favorite song,” Ellie said. “It’s Hello Beautiful.”

    “Really?” Nick asked, frowning a little. “Why?”

    “Because,” Ellie switched to an imitation of her sister. “It makes her feel beautiful,”

    “Becca is beautiful,” Nick said. “So are you,”

    Ellie turned around on his lap so she was facing him and blushed. “Well—”

    “You’re just like her,” Nick laughed. “She blushes all the time when I tell her that,”

    “We Goldmann girls are very modest,” Ellie flipped her hair over her shoulder. “And start singing,”

    “Okay,” Nick said. “Hello Beautiful, right?”

    Ellie whacked him on the shoulder. “Stop stalling!”

    “Okay, okay,” Nick laughed. “I don’t have a guitar,”

    Ellie ran over to Becca’s duffel. “I have no idea why she keeps one in here,”

    She yanked it out and sat on Nick’s knee as he started to play.

    “Hello beautiful, how’s it going? I hear it’s wonderful in California, I’ve been missing you, It’s true…”

    “Those are the wrong lyrics,” Ellie shook her head. Nick laughed.

    “No, those are the right ones, I’m sure,” Nick said. “I wrote them,”

    “Becca wrote a version,” Ellie said. “that was totally different.”

    “Different?” Nick asked. “Can I hear it?”

    “I don’t know the exact words, because she writes a lot of them,” Ellie replied.

    “A lot?” Nick asked, smiling.

    “A lot. Like a whole lot.” Ellie held her hands out to illustrate her point. “About you,”

    “ME?” Nick laughed.

    “Yah,” Ellie said. “There’s a whole song about your eyes,”

    Nick grinned. “Really?”

    “Really, about you and your gorgeousness,”

    “GORGEOUSNESS?” Nick laughed. “Your words or hers?”

    “Hers,” Ellie shrugged. “Well, there’s not a song about your gorgeousness, but…in a box in her closet, she’s got a bunch, like A BUNCH, of songs about you. She keeps some in her duffel…and the notes on her guitar. She writes and plays in the locker rooms and drives us crazy…”

    On a sudden impulse, Nick pulled Ellie into him and kissed her. He pulled away and put his face in his hands. Ellie gasped.

    “How could you—you BASTARD! How do you expect me to do this to my own sister?” Ellie got off his lap and stomped away. “Sorry, Beks. It wasn’t me.”

    “I know.” Becca said quietly, holding in tears. Nick looked up.

    “Becca—”

    “Save it, Nick.” Becca said.

    “But I love you.” Nick tried. Becca shook her head.

    “I’m sorry, Nick, but I can’t say the feeling’s mutual right now.” Becca walked away.

    With Kevin and Danielle

    “I love you,” Kevin told Danielle. Danielle looked up from the dish she was washing.

    “Okay…” Danielle laughed. Kevin smiled.

    “No, it’s true,” Kevin hugged her. “I want to have babies with you,”

    Danielle looked at him sideways. Kevin laughed.

    “I mean, later in life! Not now!”

    Danielle laughed.

    “I’m getting a text.” Kevin said. “Oh. It’s Nick. He says he’s on the side of the road. Alone.”

  • Anonymous

    Because your lame and annoying. :[
    sry2say.

  • Nick

    So?

  • trish

    JOeeeeeeee!!!! fourth pic he looks so tired or just woke up poor bb!!! fifth, could he get any sweeter looking. and the rest , muscles , could you imagine having those two as brother-in-laws and welcome you to the family on twitter,hehe!! it’s so funny, nothing, so secretive, personal life can barely get out of their mouths they have a gf and then bammmmm, gettin married, it’s like we have had a week to get use to them admitted anything in their personal life , small steps boys, small steps!!! NOTTTTT!!!!! I’m so excited its weird. Plz don’t take any of this wrong, I LOVE THE NEWS, just kiddin around bout not knowing anything and then something so huge. It is so sweet how his parents sent out the announcement, it makes us feel so included instead of hearing something we shouldn’t of or that they wanted to keep to themselves but it leaked, it just feels really good to have heard it honestly so to speak, know what I mean???

  • s4n

    Sources said that adam shankman said that when miley’s kissing liam, he tells her to imagine that she’s kissing her boyfriend, nick, so that she’s more passionate in the scene. he also says that he catches them vchatting off set and during her lunch break and that they’re really loveydovey, and that they always say that the miss each other. Sources on set also said that miley CONSTANTLY talks about her “amazing” boyfriend and how much they love each other and will never let each other leave like they did before.

    see, i can make up shit too.

  • Joe Jonas

    Babe, don’t sweat it. You’re still hot as hell.

    ——–

    Hahah. Oh the comments I could make.
    I’ll leave it at ‘peace out girl scout.’

  • Anonymous

    It was 4 oclock in the Morning when my door was beening slam I woke up scare and went to the door I said “who is it” and a voice reply saying “let me in its Nick.” I open the door and saw nick and ask him what he was doing at this time he sai ” Miley wanted to see you i need to Confessed that I Love You, I love you with everything in me baby when i was with selena i didn’t think of her i only thought of you baby please forgive” I was speachless i couldnt believe that the love of my life was telling me he loved me but at the same time i was still mad at him because he did that to me he didnt talk to me for a year but i forgot all that. He then came close to me and start kissing with a pasion as we were kissing he slamed me to the wall and kiss me with more passion i was going out of breath when he ask me if i would losse my virginity to him all i could say was yes and i love you. He then started to take my shirt off and o started to unbuckle his pants he was horny already i could feel it and it felt like it was 10 inch.

    idk write back if you want more

    ——-

    Please don’t.
    *slits wrists*

  • Anonymous

    pathetic jonas fan freak
    STFU

  • Anonymous

    i’ll help you with that….;)

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    shutup you loser!!!!!and do me a favor go get your eyebrows waxed.thanks=]

  • Anonymous

    I’ll leave it at go fuck yourself, you self-absorbed asshole. You deserve Camilla. I hope she screws your ass over.

  • SJS

    I just adore Joe more than i’ll ever be able to explain. He is gorgeous, talented, humble and hilarious. Love that first picture. Lmao. And of course the other pics where he looks so good. He definitely works out more on tour.

  • TooLegitToQuit

    will you come and untie me? =[

    ==========

    i guessss.
    can i take some wzx to camilla’s brows while i’m there tho??

  • Anonymous

    Dudes i need some jonas porn to fuck my dick to, can anyone help a brother out?

  • Anonymous

    jb will break up

  • Anonymous

    Nick’s P.O.V

    “Becca, please come back!” I called after her. Ellie glared at me.

    “She’s crying, Nick,” Ellie said. “She hates letting you see her cry,”

    Just then, Kevin pulled up. “Get in! We still have an hour left before the showcase!”

    He helped me into his car and Ellie got in the backseat.

    “Hi, Danielle,” Ellie said. Danielle turned back in her seat and smiled. Becca stormed into the car with tears on her cheeks. I felt stabbed. Watching her cry killed me inside. Becca glanced at me and looked away. Kevin glared at me.

    “What’d you do now?” Kevin whispered. I shot him a withering look. Becca sniffled and hid her face in Ellie’s shoulder. Ellie patted her head.

    “Alright, Becca, I’ll drop you and Ellie off and that’ll be that,” Kevin pointed at an arena ahead. Ellie nodded. Becca sniffed again. It took several minutes for his words to register in my mind.

    “Wait, what?” I asked. “But—”

    “I get this strange feeling Becca doesn’t want you there,” Kevin said, pulling into the parking lot. I looked at Becca to see if it was true. She looked away. Ellie forced open the car door.

    “Thanks a lot, bastard,” Ellie muttered, pulling Becca out of the car.

    “Becca, please, just talk to me,”

    Becca turned around. “You want me to talk? I’ll talk. First you ignore me when I didn’t even do anything, and then when I finally forgive you and we’re stranded in the middle of the desert, you kiss my SISTER? Nick, get this in your thick head: not EVERYONE wants to kiss you. Not EVERYONE loves you. So please leave me and my sister alone.” She looked into my eyes for a while, and then turned away and burst into tears. “Come on, Ellie, let’s go.”

    “Is that what happened, Nick?” Kevin raged. “God, as soon as we get home, I’ll let Mom deal with you.”

    I sat back in my seat and groaned.

    Becca’s P.O.V

    It was a while before my first performance. Walking away from Nick didn’t exactly make me feel better. Ellie rubbed my back and handed me a bottle of water.

    “Sip,” Ellie pushed the bottle of Dasani up to my lips. I took a sip and breathed in deeply.

    “Go over your routine in your head,” she suggested. I looked at her and nodded once quickly. Ellie laughed.

    “You look like you’re about to go into labor,”

    I turned to her and laughed. “I do.”

    “Next is Becca Goldmann,”

    I turned red and unzipped my black jacket and slipped off my shorts. As I stepped onto the mat, I looked out in the bleachers for Mom, who would probably be holding up a sign and yelling—yep. There she was, waving a huge poster board. “Becca is the BEST!” I smiled slightly when I saw the sign and looked for Dad. There he was, the only man in the arena wearing a business suit with a phone plastered to his ear. As usual, he was barking into it. He waved at me for a sec, and then went back to his call. Then I noticed someone(or someones) sitting behind them. Kevin and Danielle, smiling and waving at me, Joe and Camilla, laughing with each other and occasionally yelling, “GO BECCA!” and then laughing about it, and Mr. and Mrs. Jonas, watching Frankie carefully. And of course, him. Nick wasn’t smiling. He wasn’t waving. He was watching me with that focused look, and kind of smirking in a happy way. He had been helped onto the bleachers, obviously. I don’t know why, but I blushed when I saw him. Oh, God. He was scanning me up and down. And of course, like the guy he is, he stops at my legs. I took a deep breath and waited for my floor music to start. “Homecoming” by Hey Monday (instrumental, of course, if you have lyrics, you get deducted) started and I started with a full layout, then a back handspring twist and more elite moves (don’t want to alienate you, you know).

    The whole time I was thinking about Nick. Every time I flipped, I thought about the ups and downs. And every time I twisted, I thought of how my heart twisted whenever I saw him. After my final stick, the crowd went wild. I looked back out into the bleachers. My mom, giving me the thumbs up, my dad, talking on the phone. I read his lips. “My little girl just finished doing the—yeah, I gotta go.” Ellie jumping up and down on the sidelines, screaming. Joe and Camilla, on their feet, Kevin and Danielle waving again, Mr. and Mrs. Jonas and Frankie clapping wildly, and Nick. Nick. Nick, tears running down his cheeks. And he was obviously crying because he missed me. I walked off the mat and into Ellie’s arms.

    “You were great!” Ellie cried. “I mean the last stick was a little weak, but it was a showcase. You’ll fix that at Worlds!”

    I patted her on the head. “You’re up next, El,”

    Ellie grinned. “Did you see the scouts?”

    “No,” I looked away. “I was kind of focusing on something else,”

  • Anonymous

    When Nick Lucas spotted his eldest brother, Kevin, strolling down the hall after school, he noticed a smile placed upon his face. The weird thing was that it was so natural and genuine, and not like his typical silly, goofy smile he usually had on his face. Nick also noted he had a little jump to his step as he leaned against the locker beside Nick’s.

    “Hey bro, what’s up?” Kevin asked casually as Nick eyed him. He was indeed wearing the sweater Stella ‘kindly asked’ him to wear. But he didn’t seem to care; in fact, he was oblivious to the stares he was getting by the students that walked by.

    “Hey Kevin, um, nothing since we saw each other five minutes ago. How about with you?” he asked. Kevin shrugged. Nick knew something was definitely up; his brother looked genuinely happy and different.

    “Oh that’s great! I’m- Joe, my brother, and Stella, my friend!” Kevin called down the hall to Joe and Stella, who were walking beside each other, bickering as usual. When would they just confess their love for each other and date, Nick wondered as the two approached them, glancing suspiciously at Kevin.

    “What’s up with you? I thought you hated that sweater. When you took it from my hands, I remember a distant sigh from you,” Stella asked. Kevin shrugged.

    “Can’t a guy be happy? Is it a crime or something?” Kevin asked. Joe shook his head.

    “No, but right now, you seem genuinely happy, like something incredibly awesome happened to you. I know it cannot be because you’re wearing that ugly sweater,” Joe said to Kevin as Stella smacked his arm. Joe rubbed it.

    “You have one mean slap Stella,” he commented, as Stella smirked back.

    “Joe’s right, what’s up with you?” Nick asked. Kevin shrugged again.

    “Nothing. Seriously guys, I’m exactly the same as I am. Whoops, I forgot something in my locker. I’ll meet you guys outside,” Kevin said first in his high voice, and then it went back down to his normal voice as he quickly jogged around the corner. Stella just shook her head playfully as she grabbed Joe and Nick, pulling them in the direction Kevin went.

    “We are so finding out what his deal is,” Stella said before Joe stopped her.

    “Just let it go Stella. You know Kevin can’t keep a secret; his voice just went high. He’ll tell us eventually; we’ll squeeze it out of him tonight. Now, let’s go,” Joe said to Stella, who nodded.

    “Fine. But if we don’t find out by tomorrow, I will personally murder your favourite sweater Joe Lucas,” she warned him, who nodded as Nick just rolled his eyes.

    Meanwhile, Kevin opened his locker and fished for his History textbook. Once he had it, he shut his locker and turned to go, but he caught a glimpse of Macy Misa walking into the hallway with her pink boom box and her sign in her hand. Kevin smiled as he jogged to catch up with her.

    “Hey Macy! You done singing already?” Kevin asked casually as he made it to her. Macy smiled brightly.

    “Oh yeah, I had to stop early. I actually have volleyball practice right now, and then I have to go talk to my basketball coach about the upcoming game this week that causes a problem with my football game,” Macy answered. Kevin nodded as the two kept walking.

    “Oh, that’s cool that you can find the time to do all these sports and still do well in school,” Kevin said. Macy nodded.

    “Oh yeah, it’s super hard but I manage. How about you? I mean, you’re a big rockstar and everything, it must be harder for you to, you know, do school and be a normal kid and stuff,” Macy commented. Kevin nodded as they rounded a corner.

    “It is extremely hard; you know, with fans attacking you all the time. School is actually my favourite place because we can- mostly- get away from it,” Kevin said before looking at Macy’s crest-fallen face.

    “I am so sorry! I am totally making this harder on you! I mean-“ Macy started.

    “No, no, no! Macy, it’s fine! I mean, you’re better than you were two months ago at least. You’re my friend now. And do you realize we’ve had two whole conversations in the last half hour and you haven’t yet screamed?” Kevin told her. Macy stopped, thinking a moment as she looked at Kevin.

    “You’re right. I am getting better at this! I mean, I’m trying not to be clumsy in front of you right now, and I don’t know how long this will last, but-“ Macy began.

    .

  • Joe Jonas

    By the way. Nick’s more witty.
    Might want to consider that next time you pose as him.
    Not very convincing.

  • ameena

    check out my picture with JB :D they were amazing

    http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k277/pinkmeems/ameena.jpg

  • Anonymous

    joe is hot
    kevins such a cutie CONGRATS DANIELLE as if ur reading this haha

  • Camilla Belle

    HELP ME PLEASE!!!! Gorilla has me tied to the banister, she’s inviting Selena over for a pickle party! What am I going to do!!!! Help me please!!!!!
    D=

    -Joe
    ———–
    take the pickle, and shove it down their throats.
    joe, i’m on way. i cant guarantee i’m untying you though. (:

    ======

    NO I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TIE HIM UP!!!
    MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

    <3 CAMI

  • Joe Jonas

    Hey everyone. GO HERE
    http://www.mylazysundays.com

    GOOD NILEY PORN TO READ!

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Aw i missed the disco ball helmet! shit theres one thing bothering em about these pics and you guys will probably be able to guess lol :)

  • Nick

    Well im bored ;(

  • Anonymous

    “-it’s nice while it’s lasting? Macy, if you can get through all of this without hyperventilating or hurting us physically, you can get through the rest of the year, and maybe for a really long time,” Kevin told her. Macy’s face brightened in a genuine smile that Kevin never saw. All her smiles were usually because she was in fan girl mode. But this one looked like it was reserved for real friends. Friends, Kevin liked that. He was glad he and Macy were friends now. If only Macy could be real friends with Joe and Nick, he wasn’t yet sure.

    “You’re right. Thank you Kevin, you’re the best,” she said as she dropped the boom box and sign. Luckily, Kevin saw it coming as she opened her arms, so he sidestepped from the clashing just in time. Macy’s hands flew up to her mouth in shock.

    “It’s ok Macy, I’m fine. Luckily for you, I’ve gotten more prepared on these little accidents,” Kevin said with a laugh before she could say a word. She smiled gratefully as she engulfed Kevin in a hug

  • pG.

    nick can so not pull off that michael jackson-esque jacket..

  • A.

    Joe has a boner and Nick J has a package.
    Oh hot damn!
    Both are my men. ;)

  • Anonymous

    Oh,” Ellie’s face dropped. “Oh, he’s here, isn’t he?”

    I wiped frustrated tears from my cheeks. “Yeah, he is,”

    Ellie glowered at the bleachers. “I’m going to kill him,”

    “No, don’t focus on that, Ellie! Focus on your sticking, your floor, and your flexing!”

    Ellie nodded. “Okay,”

    “Elliot Goldmann…”

    Ellie shot me a thumbs up and stepped onto the mat. Ellie was an old favorite, so the crowd screamed. Ellie waved and took her place on the mat. Her floor music started. She was amazing. Her twists were flawless, her back flips were perfect, and her sticks, totally glued. I screamed for her. Yeah, that was my sister out there.

    Once inside our personal locker room (when you’re a member at the gym/arena, you get your own), we changed into jeans and t shirts and waited for our mom.

    “Ellie, your sticks—” I paused to take a sip of water—“Were amazing,”

    “And your twists,” Ellie cried. “flawless!”

    “You are so going to EGA,” I told her.

    EGA. Elite Gymnasts Academy in London. Ellie’s trying to finish high school and start college there. She probably will, the way she performed.

    The door burst open. And someone stepped in. But it wasn’t my mom.

  • .

    then you can leave homes.
    deuces!

  • anonymous

    I fall in love with joe everytime i see him

  • Anonymous

    The first picture is fucking amazing. I love that helmet. Fucking robot looking.

  • Joe Jonas

    ‘ll leave it at go fuck yourself, you self-absorbed asshole. You deserve Camilla. I hope she screws your ass over.

    ———

    Thank you.

    Why don’t you tell me how you really feel?

  • Anonymous

    Can you stop? No one believes this BS.

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    … at least my stories aren’t long and flood up all the space on oceanup.

    seriously. stop posting. no one, i mean NO ONE is asking for more. not a single person.

    if someone was asking for it, i’d have to let you keep going or else i’d be a hypocrite. but NO ONE IS ASKING.

  • Anonymous

    “Inside scoop only if you want to know what is really going on. Rob Hoffman (JoBro photog and Selena friend) informed “people” that Nick and Selena are back on. I was like pshhh. He said that is why there was an article out today (Fox News) that Miley dumped her boyfriend and that it was Miley who wanted to get back with Nick cuz she had feelings for him. Jonas sources leaked that info to cushion any news that Nick is NOT with Miley he is in chats with Selena. Selena is in heaven (check out her twitter). Here we go go go again (Demi song). Sources say Demi is so happy and that they can all be together again during CR2 filming in September.”

    ———

    Again. I laugh at picturing Rob stirring up trouble in Teenie Land. Har har har.

    You just fail.
    Give it up.

  • alliegator.(:

    hahahaha, why thank you. (:

    i think i’m going to make a myspace for oceanup girls.
    i think it’d be fun. (:

  • Anonymous

    Oh Mace, you sound awful,” Stella commented as her friend answered her phone. Stella was at school at her locker, wondering where Macy was and why she wasn’t in school, so she decided to call her. Now Stella knew where Macy was; at home, sick.

    “I know. I feel worse than I sound, trust me,” Macy croaked out from her side of the line. She was in bed, bundled up. She woke up that morning with a fever, and a headache. She was also coughing and throwing up. Her mother was staying home for the morning to take care of her, but would be going back into work in the afternoon.

    “Oh, but you never get sick Macy! The last time you got this sick was two years ago, on the second day of ninth grade,” Stella said, concerned for her friend.

    “I know Stella. I think I’ll just rest for the day. I’ll be back tomorrow, you’ll see,” Macy said to her friend before going into a coughing fit. Stella sighed.

    “Ok, I have to go. Feel better Mace. I’ll come visit you later this afternoon,” Stella told her friend as the warning bell rang.

    “Ok, bye Stella,” Macy said before Stella hung up her phone. Stella spotted Nick and Joe walking down the hall, talking. Stella rushed to catch up with them.

    “Hey guys, where’s Kevin?” Stella asked. Joe rolled his eyes dramatically.

    “He is hiding from Macy. Something about a compliment he left on her blog yesterday, and now he’s afraid of getting hurt,” Joe said. Stella sighed.

    “Well, you can tell Kevin he doesn’t have to run. Macy’s at home, sick,” Stella answered.

    “Oh, really? Is she alright?” Nick asked, concerned. Being the youngest and the most sensitive out of his brothers, naturally even though the girl caused them all pain, he still cared about her well-being. Stella shrugged.

    “I don’t know. She sounded really bad and she never really gets sick. I hope she’s

  • Anonymous

    Might want to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
    Consider that, asshole.

  • Anonymous

    fuck me jonas!!!!!!!!

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    yeah, right.
    she’ll tie herself up and ruffle her hair.
    “NICK! HELP ME! I CANT BREATHE! CPR!”
    ___________
    LOL then he’ll be like nah if you not breathing will finally stop your whiny ass then so be it!

  • Anonymous

    Lolz. :)

  • Anonymous

    I feel like you need to stop being a jerk.

  • Anonymous

    LMAO.

    i love niley fics, but there were so many things wrong with that grammatically, i couldn’t even understand it.

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    yeah,but your not the real joe!!!=[

  • Miley

    *yawns* well im bored..;( This post is boring..spammers and the person with the lame ass story wont stfu
    ————————————
    NO NICK WAIT!! ITS MILEY!!! STOP HOOKING UP WITH GIRLS …

  • Anonymous

    soo u shud answer 1st

  • Anonymous

    Becca’s P.O.V

    Ellie saw Nick, glared, and stalked out of our locker room. Nick had lost the wheelchair and gone for crutches instead. Wow. That fast, huh? His eyes bored into me and then he crutch walked over to me. I looked away from him. He brought my chin up to his with his hand.

    “Becca,” he whispered. I tried to look away, but his gentle touch was firm. “I love you,”

    I sniffed and stared at him. “Could you please leave me alone?”

    Nick continued to stare. Then he kissed me softly. I don’t know what caused this, but I burst into tears. And then Nick looked at me. And he burst into tears, too. I stopped crying immediately and stared at him with my head tilted slightly sideways.

    “I’m sorry,” Nick sobbed. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Please stop crying, because I know that I’m the one who made you start and I don’t like to see you cry,”

    I pulled his face into mine and pressed my lips against his. He pushed me gently against my locker and licked my bottom lip.

    “Okay, Nick,” I struggled to say. “Let’s go back out now,”

    “You looked so sexy in that leotard,” Nick whispered in my ear. I blushed.

    “I saw you checking me out,” I whispered back.

    “I think I’m going to follow you to the gym every day now,” Nick said, kissing my neck. I pushed him away gently.

    “You are a perv,” I said, laughing. Nick kissed my chin, my ear, my forehead, my nose, and then my lips. I melted. A sigh escaped from my mouth and Nick laughed at my expression.

    “You’re sooo lucky I have a purity ring,” he joked. I gasped even though he was joking.

    “No, no,” Nick said. “I’m kidding.”

    “I know you are,” I said.

    “Not about the leotard, though,” Nick said. “I was getting a little hot in the bleachers,”

    “Shut up,” I laughed. “Oh, I forgot!”

    “What?” Nick asked.

    “After-party at my house,” I shrugged. Yeah, Mom had been planning a lot of parties FOR me instead of WITH me all my life.

    “Becca, a party?” Nick laughed. “You can’t be serious, right?”

    “Yes, I am!” I yelled indignantly. “I throw parties all the time,”

    “This I got to see,” Nick said, crutch walking to the door and forcing it open.

    “Sorry, gymnasts only,” I grabbed my bag and walked out the door. A fellow gymnast of mine, Jack, walked by.

    “Hey, Jack, still coming to the party?” Jack nodded and kept walking. Nick crutch walked faster until he was right by me.

    “But that Jack dude is coming,” Nick tried. I smirked.

    “He’s a gymnast,”

    Nick shook the image of Jack in a leotard out of his head. “Just be careful,”

    “Oh, please,” I laughed. “I can take care of myself, thank you very much.”

    “The guys there are going to want you,” Nick said. I stared at him, bewildered.

    “What the—” I started.

    “I know because I want you,” Nick said. “Really bad,”

    I looked away and blushed. Okay, definite sexual tension going on here…

    And then it was ruined. Sara Sugarman walked by, glaring at me, with her posse of gymnasts. Her hazel eyes bore through me and she smirked. She flipped her dark hair with the expensive brown highlights and laughed at something one of her fellow gymnasts said. What a ditz. Then she saw Nick and smiled all nice-like. Ugh. The only reason she was even IN the showcase was because her uneven bars were amazing. And I hated her for it. Actually, I hated her for everything. She walked pass Ellie by the drink fountain and gave a wry smile. Yeah, Ellie was with them. Ellie was with everybody.

    I called Ellie over to us. She refused to talk to or look at Nick.

    “I’m sorry, Ellie,” Nick said for like, the 80th time when we were in the car. Ellie looked at him.

    “Yeah, I know.” Ellie told him. And as usual, I had to change the subject.

    “Hey, I didn’t see any screaming girls,” I told Nick. Nick looked at me and smiled. Yeah, no. This was not working. All of a sudden, I heard sniffling. Oh no. It had to be Ellie. I reached

  • Nick

    dont wrry I do ;) ur the best ;)

    ugh me 2

  • Joe Jonas

    Might want to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
    Consider that, asshole.

    ——-

    Haha. Wow.

    Might want to change your tampon.

    I’m out.
    Later.

  • Anonymous

    ME TOO.

    let’s fuck?

  • Anonymous

    Kevin is so glowing with happiness

  • Anonymous

    not something to joke about.

  • Anonymous

    over and put my arm around her.

    I didn’t really know what to say, so I just held her while she sniffled into my shoulder. This was only making Nick feel worse. He was looking down the whole time. When we parked in front of our house to set up for the after party, I let Ellie go. She grabbed her bag and ran into the house as fast as she could. Nick glanced at her and looked away.

    “Help set up,” I told him. Nick sighed and nodded and crutched to the house. Something told me there was going to be a lot of tension at the party.

    Ellie’s P.O.V

    I hate crying. But I had to. I rocked back and forth in a ball on my bed, crying my eyes out. This was sooo complicated. I was partly crying because I knew that even though Becca said she forgave me, she’d still have this against me and could never forgive me completely. And then I was crying because Becca and Nick were perfect together and I made them fight. All of a sudden a figure appeared in the doorway, sighing and watching me.

    “What do you want?” I asked Nick. He watched me silently.

    “Stop,” Nick said, reaching over to wipe my tears. I turned my head away.

    “You’re lucky,” I told him. Nick looked at me.

    “What?”

    “I said you’re lucky,” I repeated. “that my sister forgave you. She usually holds grudges. She must really love you.”

    Nick smiled faintly. “Yeah, I—”

    “LET me TALK.” I told him firmly. Nick looked away and nodded.

    “Anyway,” I said. “I could never be mad at someone who my sister loves that much. And I’m not forgiving you because of you, I’m forgiving you because it’ll make Becca happy.”

    Becca walked past my room and groaned. “Nick, LEAVE ELLIE ALONE.”

    “No, it’s okay,” I said. “He’s forgiven,”

    Becca looked at me and smiled. “Really?”

    I nodded. “Yeah, why not?”

    Becca looked at Nick. “Go ahead,”

    Nick reached over and kissed me on my cheek. I blushed and looked away.

    “Wow,” Nick said. “You two are like carbon copies of each other,”

    “Shut up, Nick,” we both said at the same time. Then we looked at each other and laughed.

    Becca’s P.O.V

    I walked back into my room. Now all I had to do was text Molly and tell her to come. Okay, where was my phone? Probably under the bed. I dove under and dug around for it. Then, the bathroom door opened and Nick limped out. I saw his legs and OH MY GOD! He was totally naked! I blushed like crazy under the bed and covered my mouth. I tried to stand up and walk out of the room carefully. I stood up once I wasn’t under the bed and tried to back out without looking at Nick. He was hot, though. Really hot. Then he tied a towel around his waist and turned around. And of course, being the idiot that I am, I scream. Nick looked up and saw me and screamed.

    “OH MY GOD!” Nick cried, diving into the closet to shield himself. I blushed deep red.

    “COVER YOUR EYES, COVER YOUR EYES!” Nick yelled.

    “I AM!” I shouted back. Nick came out of the closet and Ellie barged in.

    “I’m trying to—WHOA!” Ellie cried, covering her eyes and blushing.

    “Ellie, get out!” I said. Ellie backed out of the room and dashed down the hall. And then I started laughing.

    Nick put on his boxers and took off the towel. I was still blushing.

    “You can look now,” Nick said. “It’s safe,”

    “You’re in YOUR UNDERWEAR!” I cried. “It’s not safe!”

    Nick laughed. “You’ve never seen me in my underwear?”

    “NO!” I cried. “Forgive me for not peeking in on you when you’re changing,”

    Nick reached over and uncovered my eyes. It was like being in heaven. No, I’m totally serious. His abs? Wow. Just….wow. I started fanning myself.

    “Okay, wow…” I said. Nick started laughing. I leaned over and kissed him softly. He pulled me into him and kissed me some more. We fell on the bed and Nick leaned over and kissed my neck. And then my mom walked in.

  • Anonymous

    ,” Stella answered. Nick nodded.

    “Maybe I’ll go visit her later,” he mused. Joe laughed as he clapped his hand on Nick’s back.

    “Good luck with that,” Joe scoffed as Stella offered a glare toward Joe. Nick just laughed as the three walked down the hall.

    “Well, I have last period off, because my Biology teacher isn’t here and he doesn’t have a replacement. He practically told us to just go home early, or hang in the library,” Nick said, thinking of his favourite class.

    “So, you’ll be going at that time, I presume,” Stella said. Nick nodded.

    “Yeah, just to see how she’s doing,” Nick said. Joe laughed again.

    “Again, good luck, and don’t get sick,” Joe warned him. Stella rolled her eyes.

    “How can you be so inconsiderate of everything around you Joseph?” she asked her friend, who shrugged. Nick just rolled his eyes as the three parted ways to go to their classes.

    ——————————————————————————–

    It was two o’ clock and Nick was not standing outside Macy’s house awkwardly. Stella gave him Macy’s address at lunch and as Nick looked at the door, he was unsure if he should ring it. It was no secret that Macy was obsessed with the members of JONAS, and that fact frequently got them injured, and being here at her house, Nick didn’t know what kinds of things she would do to him. But she was sick, so she would probably stay in bed the whole time.

    He finally got the nerve to ring Macy’s doorbell. He heard it echo throughout the house faintly. Nick waited patiently for a couple of minutes before finally the door opened. Nick silently gasped as he saw Macy standing there. She was bundled up in a blanket, she was shivering and she just looked really sick.

    “Hey Nick. What are you doing here?” Macy asked weakly as she gestured for him to come in. She was definitely not herself. She would usually be jumping around with a smile on her face. She really was sick, Nick thought as he walked into the house as Macy shut the door.

    “Stella told me you were sick; I thought I would come to see how you are. Let’s go upstairs; you should be back to bed,” Nick said. Macy nodded as the two walked upstairs to her room. Once she was back in her bed, she spoke again.

    “Well thanks. But, don’t you have class now?” Macy asked. Nick shook his head.

    “My teacher’s away. He said we could skip class. You look awful,” he commented. Macy nodded as she coughed.

    “Yeah, I have the flu. It’s not so much the throwing up; mostly it’s the fever and the chills,” Macy said. Nick nodded.

    “Yeah, I hate getting sick too. I mean, it’s great to miss school, but you always feel like you can’t move sometimes,” Nick said.

    “And you feel like a different person,” Macy added. Nick nodded.

    “Exactly. And judging by you now, you are like a different person. Usually, you’re freaking out,” Nick noted. Macy nodded as she sat up.

    “Yeah, I’m freaking out on the inside, but I’m just too weak and tired on the outside. It’s like I’m dying or something,” she said, laughing a little bit but a coughing fit emerged. Once she stopped coughing, Nick got up.

    “I’ll get you some water. Do you want anything to eat? Soup maybe?” he offered. Macy’s eyes widened.

    “I mean, water would be nice, but you really don’t have to do this. I mean, you’re Nick of JONAS. You’re-“ Macy started, struggling for the words. Nick offered a little laugh.

    “So? If my friend is sick, I’m going to take care of them. Where’s your mom?” Nick asked.

    “At work. She left after lunch,” Macy said to him. Nick nodded.

    “Well, I’ll be right back,” Nick said. Macy nodded as Nick left the room. As soon as she did, she immediately pinched herself, to see if it was a dream. She almost shrieked out with pain, but clearly, she was not dreaming. Nick freaking Lucas was at her house, making her soup! Macy let herself smile as she grabbed her phone by her bedside before realizing that Stella was in class right now. Sighing, Macy put the phone back as she looked around the room. Everywhere was something relating to the members of JONAS. Posters were everywhere, she painted her walls blue, green and yellow because those were Nick’s, Kevin’s and Joe’s favourite colours, and she organized everything the way JONAS would love

  • Grace

    How do those girls get meet and greets?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    like in the 9th picture!

    please please please if you have any idea whatsoever tell me!

  • Anonymous

    THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO BORING
    I MISS THE OU AFTER HOUR

  • Anonymous

    You’re a real douchebag.

  • alliegator.(:

    HOE, BACK THE EFF OFF.
    I WILL TAKE WAX TO YOUR EYEBROWS.
    that’s right, be afraid.

  • Anonymous

    they only came to tacoma not seattle

  • Anonymous

    jb will break up

    ——-

    Kelsey will break your face.

  • L O V E

    hey y’all hows everyone
    —————-
    Heey taylor. i dont think you should be on this post.
    Joe is here :D
    xDD .

  • jerseygirl

    Woot. I know!
    _____________
    Lol do you know what’s bothering me in these pics? *cough* haha its pretty obvious
    —————————–
    Yeah. But I still say it’s no indication of anything going on in his personal life. (I hope we’re talking about the same thing. ;) )

  • I’dFUCKNickJonas

    aww hell naww bitchhhhhhh

  • http://www.mylazysundays.com I so got proof

    lalala guess what I know!

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    hi nick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=]

  • Anonymous

    She just didn’t expect a JONAS to actually be in her room and see this. It was embarrassing. They knew she was a fan, but she kind of felt weird with them seeing pictures of them everywhere.

    Macy sighed as she sat up a little bit more, finally taking a look in the mirror. She looked awful! Her eyes were all red and stuff, and she was so pale, and don’t get her started on her hair! If Stella was here, she’d declare her a ‘fashion disaster’. And a JONAS was here, seeing her at her worst. Panicking a little bit, Macy swung her legs over the bed and stood up, getting a head rush. Blinking it away, she stumbled to her dresser, grabbing her comb and fiercely brushing her hair.

    So, Nick came back with the soup (already prepared in the fridge, so all he had to do was heat it up) and water to find Macy at the mirror, fixing her hair.

    “What are you doing Macy? You’re sick; you should be in bed,” Nick scowled her. She spun around, too fast and she stumbled into Nick. The two fell back, the tray falling on the floor as some of the hot soup spilt on to Nick. He gasped with sudden pain.

    “Oh my god, I am so sorry,” Macy apologized, frozen. Nick offered a small laugh.

    “It’s ok Mace; it was an accident,” he said. The pain was gone now anyways. Macy sighed as she struggled to get up. Nick helped her as both managed to finally stand up.

    “What were you doing out of bed anyways?” Nick asked. Macy shrugged.

    “It’s stupid. I was trying to fix my hair, you know, so you don’t think of me as unattractive,” Macy mumbled. Nick gave her a smile as he placed his hands on her shoulders.

    “Listen Macy, you’re sick, so it’s understandable that you’re pale and stuff. Besides, you can never look unattractive,” Nick said before blushing at what he said. Macy’s eyes widened.

    “You mean that?” she asked, shocked. Nick nodded.

    “Of course,” he said. Macy smiled, but erupted into another coughing fit. Nick waited until she was done.

    “I hate being sick. But a JONAS thinks I’m cute,” Macy said, smiling.

    “Not cute; attractive,” Nick corrected her. Macy smiled.

    “Thanks Nick; you’re so nice, and awesome,” Macy gushed. Nick noticed her swaying and he immediately grabbed onto her and made her sit down. He knew partly it was for being sick, but mostly because of him.

    “Macy, breathe,” he instructed. Macy took deep breaths.

    “Thanks,” Macy said. Nick smiled.

    “I’ll, um, clean the mess up,” Nick said, gesturing to the mess on the ground. Macy nodded as Nick left to go get a towel. Macy lay back in bed, smiling like a dork. Once Nick came back and cleaned up the mess, he sat beside her.

    “Nick, do you think you’d ever date me?” Macy asked. Nick thought about it.

    “Maybe. I mean, I never really thought about it,” Nick answered. Macy smiled.

    “I will take that answer!” Macy said happily. She suddenly yawned as she fell back into bed.

    “You should rest,” Nick told her. Macy nodded.

    “Just for a few minutes. Stay with me?” she asked. Nick nodded.

    “Of course,” he said. Macy smiled as she drifted off into a sleep. Nick watched her as she slept. She was so peaceful and cute when she was asleep. He always thought of her as cute, even when injuring them all. He always had a crush on Macy; it just didn’t blossom until recently.

    Sighing, as he watched her sleep, he felt his eyes slowly close until he was absorbed in darkness.

    That’s how Stella found them an hour later; Nick fell back onto the bed so he and Macy were laying close together, sleeping soundly.

  • Anonymous

    not something to joke about.

    ——-

    * slits wrists, slits wrists, slits wrists*

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL dont bring Taylor with you!

  • Nick Jonas

    Ohay thar Joe.

    Hey everyone. GO HERE
    http://www.mylazysundays.com

    GOOD NILEY PORN TO READ!

    I LOVED THE FIRST STORY!
    How bout you?

  • trish

    HOLY CRAP, I know!!!!!! I said that b4 and they ate my ass whole on here…. dang I know what you mean. Like when he slouches it’s like a turtle pokin his head out his shell….. it isn’t any hate it wass just a comment that shirley to *od his mama taught him not to slouch!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I’m bored.

  • Anonymous

    lol

    Why are some people so retarded?

  • Anonymous

    Becca’s P.O.V

    Since the party was a black tie affair, Nick had gone home to get changed. I couldn’t wait to see him(in a tux), so I was IMing him.

    GO4DAGOLDMANN: Hey ?

    NICKJISOFFDACHAIN: Hey baby

    GO4DAGOLDMANN: Still changin’

    NICKJISOFFDACHAIN: No I wanted 2 eat dinner 1st im about 2 eat now; just got my cast on

    GO4DAGOLDMANN: ? YAY! come over 4 dinner ?

    NICKJISOFFDACHAIN: Depends on what ur moms making

    GO4DAGOLDMANN: idk but it smells jus like pasta

    NICKJISOFFDACHAIN: Does ur mom usually make pasta? I dont remember

    GO4DAGOLDMANN: lolz of course u dont rememba, u have amnesia

    NICKJISOFFDACHAIN: i kno that!

    Umm….okay. What was his problem? My brows furrowed and I typed furiously into my computer.

    GO4DAGOLDMANN: y r u acting like this?

    NICKJISOFFDACHAIN: I dont need u reminding me that I cant remember stuff!!

    NICKJISOFFDACHAIN: Ur not my mom!

    NICKJISOFFDACHAIN: Look, I’m sorry

    NICKJISOFFDACHAIN: Becca?

    GO4DAGOLDMANN is offline and cannot receive your messages right now. All messages sent will be received at the next sign in.

    I couldn’t believe him! UGH! I stomped over to my closet and flipped through my clothes. Mom would probably be checking out my outfit at the door, so I had to wear something she picked out. Jeans…jeans…ugh. Dress. I looked at it carefully. It was a classic little black dress. No straps. It actually wasn’t that bad. I put it on and looked in the mirror and then put my hair in a bun. I didn’t look that bad. I sat on my bed and waited for the knock. It came and I ran downstairs and answered the door. And there he was.

    Nick’s P.O.V

    Wow. She looked amazing. Becca, I mean. Her long brown hair was swept into a low bun, and she put her glasses away. Her eyes were extremely breathtaking. They were sparkling and slightly wet(probably because of me). She was wearing black dress with no straps and her shoulders were out.

    “Wow,” I gasped. Becca grimaced at me.

    “You look great,” I told her. She leaned in and kissed my cheek. I got chills and leaned in to kiss her lips. She moved her head and my lips brushed her cheek.

    “I don’t feel like it now,” she whispered. I tried to touch her arm, but she moved away.

    “Don’t be annoyed,” I said. “I’m sorry,”

    “Don’t be sorry,” she said, bringing me inside. “I’m fine. Really. I just don’t feel like a kiss now,”

    “You don’t have to kiss me, I’ll kiss you,”

    “Come on, food’s ready,” she ignored me and walked with me. Well, I had on a cast and—yeah, you know.

    “What’s that smell?” I sniffed the air. Garlic. Tomato sauce. And pasta.

    “It’s Italian,” Becca said. She walked me into the kitchen and pushed me against the wall.

    “I am warning you, no kissing or anything in that dining room, okay?” she told me. I nodded.

    She pushed me into the dining room, where her family was sitting.

    “Mom, Dad,” Becca said. I sat down in my chair. Everyone at the table seemed to tense. Ellie looked and me and motioned for me to stand up behind my chair like everyone else was doing. What kind of a dinner was this? I stood up behind my chair.

    “You may now be seated,” Mr. Goldmann said. They all sat. I’m obviously not fitting in.

    Becca’s P.O.V

    During the main course(yes, my mom is one of THOSE), Nick dropped his fork and “accidentally” leaned over and poked me with it. Hard. I let out a small shriek. Nick’s eyes widened and he looked like he was about to crack up. And then he did it again.

    “Did you just shriek?” Ellie mouthed to me. I jerked a thumb at Nick and she looked at him. Nick tried not to laugh.

    “I have to go to the restroom,” I excused myself and left. I saw Nick follow me. I pinned him against the wall.

    “You, mister,” I poked his chest. “Are in for a pile of SH—”

    Nick slapped his hand over my mouth. “Language!”

    I glared at him and shoved him towards the dining room. “Just go inside,”

    When we were seated in the dining room again, my mom gave me that ‘Behave yourself’ look. I nodded and grabbed a fork and nearly stabbed Nick in the balls with it.

    Nick cried out and grabbed his balls. “My balls,” he whispered. I laughed. Ellie put her head on the table and started shrieking in laughter. And my mom lost control and stomped out of the dining room, my dad followed her out, and Ellie clutched her stomach and went up to her room, shrieking in laughter and repeating what Nick said. I looked at Nick and ran around the dining table. He followed me and eventually ended up catching me.

    “Come here,” Nick said, grabbing my waist and kissing me all over my neck and shoulders. “I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you.” He said with every kiss. I put my hands on his face and crashed my lips into his passionately. And I looked into his eyes. And I said those words.

    “Nick, I love you, too.”

  • Nick

    THEN LETS FUCK ;)

  • Nick Jonas

    I’m a douchebag.

    There’s no point in my commentary, just. Thought I’d state the obvious.

  • (:

    hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahh
    You Win!

  • Anonymous

    Nick couldn’t believe it. His girlfriend, Macy Misa, was a vision of beauty. Her hair was down to her shoulders, her eyes looked even prettier than usual, and her lips were even…softer, he guessed.

    “Hi, Nick,” Macy said. Nick kissed her. Yes…her lips were softer. Macy smiled.

    “So, you finished with that biology paper?” Nick asked. Macy nodded.

    “Easy as pie,” Macy said. Nick smiled.

    “Good, because I might need a tutor,” Nick smiled slyly. Macy smiled knowingly and wrapped her arms around his neck. He put his hands on her waist.

    “You’re good at biology, though,” Macy said.

    “Let’s just say I get…distracted in class,” Nick knew that this was only because he was usually staring at Macy.

    Macy decided to play along. “By who?” her hand crept up his shoulder.

    “She’s really cute,” Nick said, pressing his lips to hers.

    “Okay, guys,” Joe interrupted. “Break it up,”

    “Joe!” Stella slapped Joe’s arm. “They’re cute together,”

    “Yeah, Joe,” Nick mumbled through the kiss. Macy giggled and pulled away. Stella sighed.

    “Aww…come on, Joe, we have studying to do,” Stella led Joe away.

    “Where were we?” Nick said. Macy smiled and kissed him one more time before pulling away.

    “I’ll be waiting for tutoring,” Nick said. “Tonight, okay?”

    Macy nodded and opened her locker. “I’m glad you moved your locker next to mine. You didn’t have to,”

    Nick shook his head. “No problem. I wanted to,”

    Macy smiled wanly and yanked her notebook out of her locker. “Gotta get to Creative Thinking,”

    “Aww…” Nick buried his head in her shoulder. “Don’t go,”

    Macy patted his curls. “I have to,”

    “But I need you to stay,” Nick said. “Curse our different class schedules,”

    Macy pushed his head away. “I have to go, Nick,” she closed her locker and started to walk off.

    “Bye,” Nick said. Macy turned back and smiled at him again.

    “I love you,” she said, walking backwards, unsure of what she just said. Joe, who had wriggled away from Stella and was hiding behind the lockers, gasped.

    “Oh no, she didn’t!” Joe said. Macy repeated the three words again. Nick just waved and turned away. Macy, whose eyes were quickly filling with tears, turned around swiftly and ran to the girls’ bathroom.

    “Something tells me she didn’t have to go,” Joe whispered. Nick elbowed him in the arm. He watched as Macy ran out of the girls’ bathroom and sat in the spare classroom. Joe walked off to class while Nick ran to console his possible ex-girlfriend.

    “Macy,” Nick said, walking into the classroom. Macy sniffled and looked away.

    “It doesn’t bother me that you didn’t say it back,” Macy said slowly, still looking away. “It just bothers me that y-you just waved, a-and turned away from me. Like I was some sort of…some sort of fan girl!”

    Nick sighed and wrapped his arms around her as Macy burrowed her head into his neck. “Oh, Macy. You’re much more than that to me,”

    Macy sniffled. “How much more?”

    Nick captured her lips softly. “You’re my girlfriend,”

    Macy yanked away from him. “I know that! That’s obvious, but what am I to you?”

    Nick thought about it. What was Macy Lucas, he meant, Macy Misa to him? Amazing. A best friend, a girlfriend, and so much more.

    “You are…Macy, you are the love of my life. And I adore you. You’re enchanting, kissable, and even though I have a purity ring, arousing.”

    Macy blushed at the word “arousing”. Nick kissed her softly on her neck and she moaned. Nick pulled his lips from her neck and stared at her in surprise. If Macy was a separate person, she would have stared at herself. Nick ogled at her, and Macy blushed again.

    “Your moan is so beautiful,” Nick told her. Macy blushed and Nick stroked her arm.

    “We’re late,” Macy said. Nick grazed his lips against hers and leaned close to her ear.

    “I have free period,” he whispered, moving slowly towards her and pressing his lips to hers. He broke away in between kisses and gently lay his forehead on hers. “I love you.”

    Macy sighed. Nick kissed her on the forehead and embraced her. He let out a shuddery breath, like he was about to cry.

    “What’s wrong?” she asked. Nick sighed.

    “Nothing,” Nick smiled. “I’m just glad I have you,”

  • TooLegitToQuit

    aw you know me so well.

    but just to let you guys know.

    i go on posts all the time.
    i don’t always post dirty stories.

    and i don’t always go under the name ‘I’dFUCKNickJonas’

    i only post when people ask for it.

    ==========

    i figured as much,
    especially since yesterday you said you talked to that nick kid under anonymous.

    how do you have the energy to change your name over and over to post though?! haha

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    and what is that??????

  • lana*

    hehe. oh nick. why are you such a cutie pie ;)

  • Anonymous

    Damn, bitches on here are really bipolar.

  • Anonymous

    I love kanielle!

  • SJS

    Man, Rob Hoffman is a drinker, a chain smoker and a smartass. He could not give two shits about a couple of 16 year olds love lives if his life depended on it.

    I would love to see a video of this hilarious rap that Joe has done. I keep hearing about it, but have never seen it!

  • kkim

    that make one of us

  • redballoonsforever

    ahh.Okay Totally love joes hat :)
    Kevy looks soo cute in the picture with him and joe and the guitar. His smiles so cute <3

    Nick.. well you’re just sex in general.

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    HELLL NO!!!!! THAT SITE WILL GIVE YOU A VIRUS!!!!!!!

  • shelby

    alright, the girl who likes “taking skanky pictures” can go and find the girl that loves “pickes” and they can just go and have a grand old time together,

    now, about the stupid fanfiction posting girl.
    I’m pretty sure you’re about ten years old with low self esteem, no friends, and this was a way you figured out how to pass the time. Nobody thinks it’s cute. Half of the people here want to BASH YOU IN THE FACE. WITH A PILLOW CASE. FILLED WITH DOORKNOBS.
    get a hint. or an imaginary friend. bye :]

  • Anonymous

    Oh, Becca,” Nick gasped. “Oh,”

    Becca turned around and opened her eyes. “Nick, wake up. It’s morning,”

    “Becca,” Nick moaned. Becca waved her hand in front of his eyes. He didn’t do anything. Becca slapped a hand over her mouth to keep from laughing.

    “Baby,” Nick said. Becca shook him awake.

    “Nick,”

    Nick stirred slightly. “Huh?”

    Becca burst out laughing. “You were moaning my name in your sleep,”

    Nick blushed and turned around so he wasn’t facing her. “No, I wasn’t.”

    “Yeah, you were,” Becca said. “What were you dreaming about?”

    “You,” Nick turned to face her. “Naked,”

    “Shut up,” she blushed.

    “Well, you’ve moaned my name in your sleep before,”

    “Stop lying,” Becca said “I don’t…do I?”

    Nick turned to her and grinned. “Oh…oh, Nick, harder, please…oh,”

    “EWWWWW!” Becca cried. “Don’t ever imitate me moaning again!”

    Nick laughed. “I still haven’t gotten my good morning kiss,”

    Becca leaned in and kissed him tenderly. “Some party last night, huh?”

    “Yeah,” Nick said. “You looked so beautiful,”

    Becca smiled and blushed. “Please,”

    “And the way the light hit you,” Nick said dramatically.

    Becca laughed. “Stop,”

    Nick kissed her. “It’s true.”

    Becca jumped out of the bed. “I have to go pee,”

    Nick nodded and Becca ran into the bathroom. After a short time, Becca came out of the bathroom. “Done,”

    He picked her up. She wrapped her legs around his waist.

    “Where are you taking me?” Becca asked. Nick kissed her.

    “Downstairs,” Nick said.

    “What, NO!” Becca yelled, trying to get away.

    “Shh…” Nick said.

    “You can’t take me downstairs!” Becca cried. “My mom’s there!”

    She succeeded in her efforts and landed face down on the carpet. Nick turned red and started to laugh. Becca got up and brushed herself off.

    “Nick!”

    “Sorry,” Nick tried to pick her up again, but she scooted away. After playing a game of “You Can’t Catch Me”, Nick wrapped his arms around her and picked her up.

    “You can’t! No no no—”

    Nick kissed her passionately. Becca remained speechless and stared at him.

    “Well, I guess you can,” she said, resting her head on his shoulder. Nick laughed.

    “You know, I bet I can make you moan my name again,” Becca told Nick.

    “How?” Nick asked, amused.

    “You’ll see,” Becca said. “And I’ll tape it this time,”

    “No, you won’t,” Nick said. Becca laughed.

    “And put it on YouTube,” she giggled. Nick took her downstairs and sat on the couch with her so she was in his lap facing him. He kissed her and they kept kissing. Nick licked her bottom lip and she let his tongue slip into her mouth.

    “Um…breakfast,” Her mom said. They both turned to see her and blushed scarlet.

    “No, continue with your…face-eating,” Mrs. Goldmann shuffled away awkwardly. Nick kissed Becca’s neck.

    “Nick, stop,” she said. Nick looked at her.

    “Why?” he asked, biting her ear softly. She moaned.

    “I should have caught that on tape,” Nick smirked.

    “No, stop because we have to get breakfast,” Becca said. “And my dad always comes down at exactly 7:06. He’s into schedules,”

    “Oh,” Nick kissed Becca’s collarbone. She pushed his head away.

    “It’s 7:04,”

    Nick picked her up again.

    “Young man,” Mr. Goldmann bellowed. “Put my daughter down,”

    Nick looked up and saw Mr. Goldmann standing there, half-talking on the phone, half-talking to him. Nick put Becca down gently. Becca signaled for him to wait and then ran upstairs, where she seemed to be reasoning with her dad. Mr. Goldmann took a big meaty finger and pointed right and Nick and shook his head no. Becca walked downstairs.

    “Yeah, he’s not sure about you getting sexual with me,” Becca said. Nick kissed her.

    “I’m not going to get sexual, I have a purity ring,” Nick said. Becca put her hand on her hip, spun around to face her dad, and cocked her head. Nick laughed.

    “Let’s go to my house,” Nick said. Becca shook her head no and took his hand.

    “C’mon,”

    “Where are we going?” Nick asked, as Becca led him upstairs and away from her Dad’s line of vision.

    Becca leaned in close to his ear. “My room,”

    “Becca, we can’t—”

    Becca slapped his arm. “I know! Not until marriage,”

    Nick looked confused. “Who said anything about our marriage?”

    “Well,” Becca said. “Are we going to get married, eventually?”

  • Aim

    dude, can you plz STOP w/ your stories.

    i’m not trying to be mean, but NO ONE is reading them.

    plz just spare your poor little fingers.

  • Anonymous

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO EW GROSS.

  • Joe Jonas

    OH MY GOD! Now she’s forcing me to read these god awful JONAS stories!!! someone tell this bitch to stop posting! GAH! my arms are sore from being tied up!

    –Joe

  • TooLegitToQuit

    porn addiction so young in life?
    so sad.
    ________________________________
    LMAO…okay is there something about late night OU when everyone gets so incredibly hilarious or maybe im just high..

    =============

    hahaha nahh, unless i’m high as well, i’m pretty ure everyone just gets hilarious, because i didn’t smoke any of that funny stuff today! hahahaha jkkk :]

    but really, i’ve been LMAOing for an hour! hahaha

  • http://oceanup.com Demetria Lovato

    hahah!!i said the same thing!!!!I HATE YOU CAMILLA=]

  • Lucky.

    MAKE THE CRAPPY JONAS STORIES STOP PLEASE! YOUR WORSE THAN THE IMPERSONATERS AND SPAM! PLEASE! NO ONE IS READING IT!

  • Anonymous

    yeah yeah and im barney

  • Anonymous

    “I dunno,” Nick said, lying on Becca’s bed. To avoid a fight, Becca pretended it didn’t bother her and sat on his stomach.

    “Tell me a secret,” Becca asked. Nick pulled her down to him and kissed her nose.

    “Umm…I’ve never gone bungee jumping,” Nick said. “Now, tell me one,”

    “I’m head over heels in love with someone,”

    “Who?” Nick grinned. Becca laughed.

    “His name’s Nick Jonas,” she said.

    “I think I know him,” Nick whispered. Becca leaned in and kissed him. He flipped her under him while kissing her. He stopped for a second and blew into her ear.

    “Will you dance with me?” Nick asked. Becca nodded.

    “There’s no music, though,” Becca asked. Nick kissed her neck.

    “We don’t need it,” He placed his hands on her waist and Becca wrapped her arms around his neck. As they rocked back and forth, relying on each other for balance, they heard the music. It was slow and sped up at times, the beat at times rocky, and sometimes smooth, but always sweet. The soundtrack to their love. Nick leaned in slowly and kissed her lightly.

    “Becca,” Nick whispered in her ear. “I love you,”

    Becca looked up and smiled. “I love you, too

  • Anonymous

    What site?

    http://www.oceanup.com/

    damn.

  • Nick

    ugh fine

  • jess

    oh lord Nick turns me on ;D

  • Anonymous

    “Inside scoop only if you want to know what is really going on. Rob Hoffman (JoBro photog and Selena friend) informed “people” that Nick and Selena are back on. I was like pshhh. He said that is why there was an article out today (Fox News) that Miley dumped her boyfriend and that it was Miley who wanted to get back with Nick cuz she had feelings for him. Jonas sources leaked that info to cushion any news that Nick is NOT with Miley he is in chats with Selena. Selena is in heaven (check out her twitter). Here we go go go again (Demi song). Sources say Demi is so happy and that they can all be together again during CR2 filming in September.”

    ———

    Again. I laugh at picturing Rob stirring up trouble in Teenie Land. Har har har.

    You just fail.
    Give it up.
    ____________________________________

    READ MILEY’S TWITTER. IT IS OVER WITH NICK AND MILEY. TOLD YA.

    ———–

    I think thier dating again too. Look at selena’s recent music quotes.

    “You’re Not Sorry”- Taylor Swift

    “My Life Would Suck Without You..”- kelly clarkson

    Here We Go, Go, Go Again :)- Demi lovato

  • Joe Jonas

    Ohay thar Joe.

    Hey everyone. GO HERE
    http://www.mylazysundays.com

    GOOD NILEY PORN TO READ!

    I LOVED THE FIRST STORY!
    How bout you?

    ——–

    Dude. Pretty sick nasty story. Hell, I’m not into the whole ‘lil bro’ and horse face porn, but I got to say..that site did it for me.

    ;)

  • Anonymous

    someone posted this in the last post -_-

    “Inside scoop only if you want to know what is really going on. Rob Hoffman (JoBro photog and Selena friend) informed “people” that Nick and Selena are back on. I was like pshhh. He said that is why there was an article out today (Fox News) that Miley dumped her boyfriend and that it was Miley who wanted to get back with Nick cuz she had feelings for him. Jonas sources leaked that info to cushion any news that Nick is NOT with Miley he is in chats with Selena. Selena is in heaven (check out her twitter). Here we go go go again (Demi song). Sources say Demi is so happy and that they can all be together again during CR2 filming in September.”

    *GO READ MILEY’S TWITTER.

    ———-
    What on Miley’s twitter, fuckface? Talking about how much she loves her little sister? That doesn’t indicate shit.

    The Nelena teenie that made that shit up is stupid. Rob Hoffman? SERIOUSLY? Rob is grown fucking man. He don’t have type for that foolishness.

  • Anonymous

    I got the whole world..in my hands.
    I got the whole world..In my hands.

    I got the whole world in my hands.

    Rocketman Anyone?

  • kimmy4

    damn i waited 5 yrs to hear you say that

  • jb,miley,and niley #1fan

    that fake that is so NOT TRUE is a girl who want to strat a rumor and my tweet her sister had been with her for long time so of course niah means alot of stuff to miley is her sister

  • http://ttp://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL that’s an awesome idea! but dont include the weird ones like “Mandy” that obsessive Selena freak!

  • Anonymous

    YOU NEED TO FUCK NICK JONAS DEMI!111one
    IM CHUR BIGGAST FAN EVAR11!!111one
    FUCK NICK JONAZ!11

  • Anonymous

    i hope kevin has a realllly long engagement. he’s SO young. and at least wait a few years before having a kid. he wouldn’t be able to tour, do a tv show, record albums, ect. with a baby ):

    i don’t want them to break up. i’m so happy for kevin and danielle, i wish them all the best, but like… ugh, i don’t know.

  • Anonymous

    dude….kevin is getting MARRIED. i know it’s old news, but…man! crazy

  • Anonymous

    I would love to see a video of this hilarious rap that Joe has done. I keep hearing about it, but have never seen it!

    ——–

    Which one?

  • Anonymous

    With Kevin and Danielle

    “Kevin, please,” Daniell said. Kevin looked at her and kissed her lips.

    “Danielle,” Kevin murmured. “No,”

    “Why can’t we?” Danielle crossed her arms and tried to turn away from Kevin.

    “I don’t want the paparazzi to know we’re engaged just yet,” Kevin whispered, kissing behind her ear. Danielle pushed him off.

    “Are you ashamed of me?” Danielle asked.

    “No—of course not. It’s just—”Kevin started.

    “Then why won’t you tell the media?”

    “I just don’t think they need to know,”

    “Well, then they won’t know,” Danielle said, throwing her ring at Kevin’s chest. “Because we won’t be getting married.”

    Ellie’s P.O.V

    I stood in the doorway of Becca’s bedroom, watching Nick and her make out. Ugh. It was disgusting. Their faces were practically being swallowed by the other person. I watched as Nick pulled away and kissed Becca underneath her ear. And to make matters even more disgusting, Becca moaned and then things just went downhill from there. I rapped on the door with the back of my knuckles and they stopped and turned to me.

    “Hey,” Becca said awkwardly