FAN MEETING MEGA POST 34

  • Anonymous

    fuck cj baran

  • Anonymous

    Oi I really think Justin Gaston looks loke Bruno

  • Selena Gomez

    Hold on. Let me get my tranquiizer gun. we can look for them together.
    ————–
    oh okay i’ll get the rope.

  • Anonymous

    lol guys, you’re so stupid, justin is not using drugs, his friends are smoking nargilé, it’s not a drug, my brother used to smoke it all the time, it’s not a drug, it tastes sweet, go look it up,before you say something, oh and he’s not even touching that thing, he’s playing guitar, lol at you guys saying his friends are ‘crackheads’ and saying that he’s ‘getting high’, you kidies know nothing.

  • Random

    What do you think it smells like when the jonas brothers take a shit?

  • rip mj

    NOT even funny, you just brought the whole post down. Oh my gosh, i’m sad now. :l DON’T DISRESPECT.

  • Anonymous

    hehe justin chillin with his guitar amongst everything.
    gotta love it.

  • Anonymous

    Miley tweeted
    “Is he dark enough to see your light? Do you brush your teeth before you kiss? Do you miss my smell?” – Damien Rice

    WEIRD MOFO.

    ——

    lmaaoo, i know ritee?
    what’s that sopposed to mean?

    ***

    it’s a song by damien rice.

    http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/damienrice/accidentalbabies.html

    those are the full lyrics.
    basically asking if the new person your ex is seeing is better.

    gaston has a new lady perhaps?

  • Anonymous

    I heard Cody Linnley’s an asshole i guess that’s why she found him so appealing.

  • Anonymous

    haha someone posted this in a post yesterday i love it.
    ======
    Justin Gaston | July 11, 2009 9:17 PM | Reply
    Hey children of God. My name is Justin Gaston. You may know me for my wonderful performance on FOX’s new hit TV show called “Glee”!…..No? Well, okay try this. I was the creepy 20 year old underwear model that lied about being a nice Christian boy in order to land a boy obsessed, naive 16 year old girl just so I can see free promotion and money to pay for my apartment and guitars. It was a pretty sweet gig. I mean, I got to spend everyday with some rich people who were too blind to see that I’m a complete waste of life and just using them to move ahead in the business!

    ANYWAYS I’m in need of a job so if there are any other native families out there that I can fool, I would greatly appreciate hitting me up on my iPhone that has a mind of it’s own (no I do not stalk my ex girlfriend’s Twitter and accidently @ reply her!). I’m very low maintenance. I don’t cut my hair, so that’s a big savings. I also buy just one tshirt from Walmart a month. I do have an AMAZING blue button down shirt, but I didn’t buy that. GOD send that down from Heaven. I swear. I’m also willing to get tattoos for you. Is it around the holidays? NO PROBLEM! I’ll gladly leave my family after only dating you for 3 months to spend the hoidays with you. Even Christmas! I mean, I’m a big Christian and a “family guy”, but…..screw my family! I’m here for you 24/7. I’ll strum my incredibly small guitar for my size for you while you work and sing girly songs about love and happiness. Need a ride after pilates? I’m your man! Because I don’t have a life, I’ll be there in my beat up old truck drinking something from McDonalds (okay okay, so it’s really beer. but I can fool you really easily!). Need someone to wash your car? I’ll run down the street shirtless for it! Do you have a dog? No? Great! I’ll be your lap dog. Did I mention that I was FUNNY?! Because I am a RIOT. I have this BOLT tshirt that is just a hoot. Really. I may look like a specials needs child, but I’m so witty and funny beyond belief. Really! I BE FUNNY BIATCHES!

    Sure, everything I offer is creepy and lazy. But hey, I do it damn well! So if you’re interested in my services, just check the computer from Barnes and Noble for my cellphone number. Just be sure you’re ATLEAST 12. I do have my boundries, you know.

    Peace and Love from the big guy above (I’m such a funny guy!),
    Justin Gaston

    ……….

    To whom it may concern ….. the author of this is BRILLIANT. Another standing ovation. You have Justin pegged PERFECTLY. Well Done!!

  • thats not even a bong, retard.
    It’s middle eastern it’s called Hookah, but in arabic it’s called Argeli.
    It’s used for fruit tobacco, but people do use it to smoke weed out of, including mr. perfection Justin Gaston
    *throws up*

  • Anonymous

    Jay is just compassionate, but hey who really knows?
    The comment that $$ has basically been said before. I think it was this daisy chick, a couple weeks back she defended Joe exactly like that, but she said she was just a fan girl when someone thought she was Nick.
    Those commenters are just really nice people, they don’t judge quickly and their good fans. Just because someone has compassion, doesn’t mean they’re the JB themselves. Fans can be smart too you know.

  • hannah

    justinmgaston “does he drive you wild or just mildy free? What about me?”

    miley and justin are pmsing.
    justin just stole lyrics from the same song miley tweeted

    lmao

  • CDK

    OMG who cares! Move on with ur fucking lives! They have! Sheesh!

  • Anonymous

    Wtf that guy’s ugly how does he hook up with hot chicks?

  • Anonymous

    laaa

  • BFA

    Please, tell me that last sentence was a joke right?
    Just because Taylor has said in the past in interviews that she drives past her ex-boyfriends’ houses doesn’t make your information sound any more legit.

    Oh dear Lord.

  • Anonymous

    lalala. is it just me or is demi lovato the only legit disney singer?

    ________________

    Yep pretty much! I can’t wait til she get out of stupid Disney. They are holding her BACK! In her chat she said she took off “Shut Up and Love Me” cause it was too “mature” and I smell Disney bullshit fo sho! Too mature? she has older fans. Disney is just sensoring her and holding her back. I am still super excited for the new album but I can’t wait for an album that ins’t “Disney rated” It will KICK ASS!!

  • Anonymous

    You would know all that. Go smoke some crack “kidie” and learn to spell while you’re at it ;)

  • Anonymous

    But can Demi’s pussy handle Trace’s donkey dick?

  • TACOS!

    YES! i lahhhhhv your blonde hair. lmfao
    just sayingg.

  • tiger:)

    lol guys, you’re so stupid, justin is not using drugs, his friends are smoking nargilé, it’s not a drug, my brother used to smoke it all the time, it’s not a drug, it tastes sweet, go look it up,before you say something, oh and he’s not even touching that thing, he’s playing guitar, lol at you guys saying his friends are ‘crackheads’ and saying that he’s ‘getting high’, you kidies know nothing.
    ————-
    is that you gaston?

  • Anonymous

    its not pot you idiots its hookah

  • itsmeeb!tch

    wow. lmfao @ all the “insiders”

    well if were believing the hackers story,
    Nick Jonas isn’t as dumbfounded about sex,
    it seems like he really wanted it. Mr. Secretive Purity my asss.
    ————-
    haha exactly.

  • Anonymous

    Hey guys..
    Do you know any places hiring by chance?
    —————
    dakota Fanning is.

  • Anonymous

    oh please. Jesus was chillin with prostitutes and murderers. put your ‘non-chrisitian’ card away.

  • alliegator.(:

    that thomas guy is a HO,HO,HO.
    dang, talk about your man slut.
    he needs to keep it in his pants.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA. He seriously does, it needs to stop.

  • hehe

    LMAO.
    funniest comment on oceanup, ever.

  • Anonymous

    it’s not weed by the way, it’s hookah. and it’s legal to smoke. they actually have tons of bars here.

  • Anonymous

    haha. hookah partayyyy.

  • Lucky.

    I missed when $$ was here, what did they say?

  • tiger:)

    LMFAO! im starting to believe LL
    until the person said

    RIDE BY HIS HOUSE ROLF!

    gaston doesn’t have a house.
    he doesn’t have a family.
    he’s just popped out from nowhere
    —————
    lmao

  • Anonymous

    Ok, what do you have to say about this, Demi?

    http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/25782319.html

    That’s truly, and undeniably, ONE OF THE MOST DISGUSTING THINGS I’VE EVER READ (Prince Albert,wtf?)
    (NOW I KNOW WHY ONTD HATES TRACE CYRUS)

  • isabel

    haha look nicky at 14th photo.. haha you gotta love him.. all of them :) !!!

  • Anonymous

    that is not nargilé.

  • Anonymous

    roses

  • achy breaky heart </3

    lol, every other poster on ocean is an ~insider~

    btw yeehaw y’all i’m billy ray! now don’t be shy, ask me ANYTHING, i am totally down for hanging out online all night and answering a buncha nosy teenie strangers’ question all about my loved ones! miley and trace questions, keep em coming!

  • TNGirl

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/40354877@N02/3711664928/

    hi, I’m that pole that Nick Jonas is riding.
    (fuck, i wish)

  • Anonymous

    “I’m a bad boy cause I don’t even miss her. I’m a bad boy for breaking her heart. And I’m free, I’m free falling”

    Tweet from Justin. What a Jackass.

  • allison

    lmfaoooooooo. teenies all over the world would be foaming from the mouth while spazzing at their mom about how they talked to Jesus over the internet. xD

  • Anonymous

    seeeeriously.
    whoever just posed as MJ. that’s low.
    not cool, maaan.
    have some respect.

  • Anonymous

    Wow,
    THREE of Miley’s exes in one post.
    haha
    ——
    yea shes has a lot of exes!

  • Anonymous.

    twitter.com/mayakibble1

  • Anonymous

    You guys are so gullible.
    $$ was me. I just wanted to see if everyone would believe it.

    And you did, LOL. So hilarious.

    ———–

    Haha. Are you being legit?

  • Nick Jonas

    Haha, this is actually pretty epic.
    I had a good chuckle reading what some of you are saying.

    Should have known my cowboy hat would go against me.

  • Emily

    MADDISON IS MAD FAT
    WHAT DO THEY FEED HER?
    IT’S LIKE SHE EATS A 7 COURSE MEAL

  • allison

    if i lived in LA, i would totally be taking one for the team by creeping on demi to see if they are fucking.

    …dont say im invading her space. you know you wanna know too. o.O

    im just kidding, for all you people out there who cant take a joke.

    hi, mp. im virtually looking at you.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL i know right. And now we have the “M.” which is supposedly Marissa Callahaan. The whole letter thing is played out.

    S. I like Pickles

    “Omg its Selena!!!”

  • **

    JB comes on Oceanup, You guys are nuts!! ROFL LMAO!!!!!!
    ————
    LMFAOOOO!!! I KNOW RIGHT, CRAZYY. you guys seriously think
    they comment on here.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Ohhh, were people saying he was underweight?

  • Sam

    That’s a Hookah not a bong. There’s a big difference.

  • itsmeeb!tch

    haha that would make sense…

  • Anonymous

    you are not joe jonas sorry stop to pretending that
    you are joe

  • Anonymous

    miley tends to date tools, doesn’t she? lol
    at least nick is hot

  • Anonymous

    i’m sorry for bringing this up, but was the side boob thing real or not? i wasn’t here for a while so don’t bash. could someone just please explain it for me?

  • Anonymous

    Lmfao gaston is such a loser.

    and miley is a dumbfuck if she gets back with him.

  • mystical

    Lol.
    so far we got
    Miley,Nick,Demi,Selena,Taylor,Joe,
    Big Rob,Joe’s wrinkle,
    Miley’s side boob,Nick’s cowboy hat,
    ther’s Justin Gaston.
    LOL.
    epici post.

  • Anonymous

    What did Miley even SEE in that Thomas guy anyway?

  • Anonymous

    because she thinks shes badass.

  • BFA

    YESSS, I love Fergie solo. Her music is much more bearable than Black Eyed Peas. Shiiiiiit – I’d rather listen to nails on a chalkboard.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think anyone’s hiring a “low class douchebag pedophile”, but let me check the papers…

  • Anonymous

    oh my gosh, how did miley date that thomas dude?!
    he is a manwhore

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know..

    I’m guessing like a piece of shit?

    What the fuck kind of question is that.
    It troubles me some think of things like this.

    …..

    Now imagine them constipated on the toliet.

  • mystical

    Lol.
    “Mom!Why don’t you believe me?!IT’s OBama.He used O
    for disguise!”
    “Yeah,sweetie,I believe you..Now do you want to use
    your Camp Rock blanket,or your Hannah one?”
    “Mommyyyy!It was Obama!I swear!”

  • allison

    oh wow, ive been creeping on the comments for a while now. well, oceanup is being redunculously slow, so im gonna get off. but this poser shit is hilarious. just remember, im the real deal.

    http://i29.tinypic.com/2en27mp.jpg

    donchu forget, joe. donchu forgetttttttt.

    GOODNIGHT OCEANUP I LALALOVE YOU :D

  • Anonymous

    Okay. I am seriously going to say this one more time.

    HOOKAH is not tobacco. Nor is it weed. It isn’t anything. It’s the STRUCTURE you smoke things out of. You can use it to smoke tobacco, yeah, but most people use it to smoke weed. Now go to bed.

  • Anonymous

    Lmfao oh joy. Omg creepy, he stalks Miley’s twitter.

  • Anonymous

    POSING iSN’T COOL AT ALL FYI. :l

  • Anonymous

    Joe is such a cutie:) Love him!!

    hookah!!!!

  • Anonymous

    lawl

  • itsmeeb!tch

    hahaha
    omg that was hysterical. :P

  • Demi Lovato

    Ew. I don’t like 20 year olds dudes unless your name is Trace and you have a lot of tattoos!!!!!

  • Leah

    It’s weird because, “$$” only commented once, posers usually comment an ass load to try to get us to believe them, I think it was Joe, just cruising through the comments and saw that one, and decided to comment on what he thought.
    I miss him, wish he would come back tonight.
    I’ll be fcking pissed if $$ gets a poser, though.

  • BFA

    I knowwwww! I miss the old Lindsay Lohan.

  • Anonymous

    aw, I like Jay, I don’t think it’s Joe, but you guys have to admit Jay is awesome.

  • Justin Gaston

    Oh, perfect!
    She’s just about my age too.

    Oh. and don’t forget.
    “put not your trust in princes, in a son of man,
    in whom there is no salvation.” psalm 146:3

    GOD BLESS.
    I still need a job.. and a place to kick it.

  • Anonymous

    Unrelated to the posers win going on, but that is really disgusting.

  • tiger:)

    trace and demi are not fucking
    demi said on her twitter that what he want
    she cant give it to him. unless he’s raping her
    LOL
    —————————-
    she probably wasn’t even talking about that, and do you really believe demi’s a virgin? REALLY? i mean, i don’t think is bad, ya know, not being a virgin, 99% of my friends aren’t and that doesn’t make them a bad person.
    oh, and what about trace tweeting ‘i need you tonight’ hahah, anyway, i hope their enjoying it.
    ———————————
    haha i dont think theyre doing that she hasnt been dating him THAT long. but i could be wrong.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMFAO @ THE FOAM.

    that shit NEVER gets old.

    teenie: MOM! MOM!
    mom: honey, dont you have any other friends to talk to?
    teenie: MOM!!! OBAMA *foam* OBAMA TALKED TO M-*seizes*
    mom: WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?!?!

    xD i love the foamy, seizing teenie jokes!!
    —————————-
    LMAO it never gets old because we don’t play them out like the Boob Hunter stuff. But i had to admit the Nick J “Boob Hunter stare” had me dying lol

  • Nick’s Cowboy Hat

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?

  • Anonymous

    pretty sure his name is thomas sturges or some gayness like that.

  • Anonymous

    most people use it to smoke weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    other photos of justin and friends.

    i think they are smoking weed
    they look so high

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/25016007@N08/

  • Anonymous

    where did you find that picture anyway? lmao.

  • allison

    you’d be surprised, a lot of people though jay was joe. or at least, i saw quite a few people saying it was him.

    but you’re right, whoever it was was epic-ly (not a word) nice.

  • Demi Lovato

    oh my god i just had a brain fart.

  • Anonymous

    “I’m a bad boy cause I don’t even miss her. I’m a bad boy for breaking her heart. And I’m free, I’m free falling”

    Tweet from Justin. What a Jackass.

    lol. you better not be a jonas fan

  • Mhm.

    I’m pretty sure $$ would have commented back saying she was just a fan, they left one comment, and vanished, thats why I think it’s Joe. He just said he is fine, and he wants his private life private, and he made a typ saying “we”, not “he”, thats another reason I think it’s him. I’m not completely sure, but I think it was. I mean, they do read oceanup, they even said in interviews and they clear up rumors directly from oceanup.

  • Anonymous

    You guys should check out Sean Malto the pro skater. He’s way cute.

  • Raven Symone

    SNAP.
    Don’t forget about me bbs!!
    I’m important too!!!

    Always stay THIC AND FAB.

  • Mandy

    This wasnt even worth posting, considering there are no Selena fan meeting.

  • Anonymous

    Well I think Jay is a legit person, if it’s Joe then, cool. If not, he/she is still fucking awesome.
    Especially with the epic quote droppings:

    “If you don’t love Kevin, you don’t deserve Nick or Joe’s love.”

    “Before others can accept you, you must accept yourself.”

    “Remember the days where they didn’t judge him for every little thing?”

    “It’s so easy to hate, but it takes courage to love.”

    I don’t think Joe is that wise. It could be Mama J, ROFL.

  • Anonymous

    So Justin was jealous of Nick.

  • Anonymous

    We think Joe himself was here yesterday, and this epic ass hilarious post is going on, posing as Nick’s cowboy hat, and Joe’s shirt wrinkle, haha.
    They are going to think they have psychotic, wait, their going to know they have psychotic fans, haha.
    we are the best.

  • BFA

    That’s dangerous! She could get jumped! Lmao.

  • Anonymous

    that’s not true ok you just made that up joe is very
    sweet i know that you are a hater

  • Anonymous

    lol and I am Jay.
    people are really dumb these days.

  • TACOS!

    COME ON. LETS GET THIS POST TOO 1000 COMMENTS!
    GOO POSERS.

  • Anonymous

    well, in that one picture kevin looks mad sexy

  • Anonymous

    Who cares if she’s fucking Trace? If they don’t do it tonight, i’m sure they’ll be doing it pretty soon.

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    Good Night guys…… this is one weird ass post, but then again it is OU….Where ANYTHING can happen!!!

  • TNGirl

    I have no idea,
    I don’t even remember.
    I just remember I saw it and I was like, zomgg !!111
    then i saved it, hahh.

  • meli

    HAHA SO TRUE!! sterling night looks like Spencer!! hahahahhaa

  • allison

    trace and demi are not fucking
    demi said on her twitter that what he want
    she cant give it to him. unless he’s raping her
    LOL
    ———–
    you can’t rape the willing.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO hahahah Jesus lol that’s hilarious! you people are freaking funny!

    M. for moses while you’re at it

  • Selena Gomez

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?
    ——————-
    ummmmmmm……..whats nicks phone number? He changed after i left a few hundred messages for him, i wonder why he did that.

  • anonymous

    Miley dated that ugly kid. Why?

  • Anonymous

    What do you think it smells like when the jonas brothers take a shit?

    ——-
    Just because they have cute little booty’s doesn’t mean they don’t take nasty pig shits like everyone else.

  • Anonymous

    how is cody linley a asshole?

  • Mitchell Musso

    Hey guys here I am. I don’t have any scoop for y’all tho, nobody tells me anythin since I blah to teeny mags :(

  • Anonymous

    Hahahah I know. I don’t understand, she has really bad taste and guys. And I think a bad judge of character.

  • Anonymous

    And..as you can see “LL” has dissappeared once being questioned about proving themselves.

    See guys. Don’t believe anyone on here. Especially since this is a GOSSIP SITE.

  • Taylor Swift

    Speak for yourself.

  • tiger:)

    MADDISON IS MAD FAT
    WHAT DO THEY FEED HER?
    IT’S LIKE SHE EATS A 7 COURSE MEAL
    ————–
    wtf thats not funny. shes like eight years old.you need to grow up and get a life.

  • Anonymous

    judging from the smoke, it definitely looks like pot.

  • Anonymous

    Would it kill Nick to smile wide just once? Haha.

  • Taylor Swift’s Retainer

    Hows yo babayyy ?
    and where tha hell you been, girrrl.
    Which planet you been living on ?

  • BFA

    Madison is so adorable!

  • Random

    if you got to make out with your jo bro of choice afterwards, would you eat a piece of their turds?

  • tiger:)

    Jay replied to comment from Anonymous | July 12, 2009 2:11 AM | Reply
    oh and more thing:

    FUCK YOU.

    night.
    —————-
    haha this is supposed to be joe?

  • Justin Gaston

    I’m pretty sure I know everything I need to know about that little cherub.

  • Eviie

    Oh no! 2 people I don’t want to hear about ever again – Thomas Sturges and Justin Gaston. :|

  • LL

    Demi & Selena tried to sabotage Miley and Nick’s relationship because Selena wanted Nick. Miley made that video because she was kinda mad at them, but she wasn’t doing it to moke them, just poke fun at them, then they got even mader at her, and started saying stuff to The Jonas Brothers.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO me too! I never really liked BEP, but how they just recently went number one and sold more than Jonas on billboards? Yeah i have no clue.

  • Selena’s chest mole

    Boy do I have some stories for you ;)

  • Anonymous

    Honestly yeah hookah is legal but it’s a bad idea to smoke it. It’s a bad idea to smoke anything. It’s more of a cigarette than weed. It doesn’t get you high, it just clogs your lungs with carcinogens. I’d advise everyone to stay away from it.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, Demi’s sister is so fat. I’m not trying to be mean, but they need to really watch her health. She is too young to be that heavy, and if they dont watch it, it could follow her for the rest of her life. poor bb.

  • allison

    LMFAO @ THE NAME! oh my gosh, this made me laugh so hard.

  • JOE JONAS’S CELL PHONE

    PLEASE

    PLEASE….
    PRESS MY BUTTONS!!!! I BEG OF YOU

    IIM HOLDING BACK THE URGE TO RING .

  • Anonymous

    THANK GOD THE LAST POST OF THE NIGHT ISN’T ABOUT THAT WOWP POSTER

  • Anonymous

    um, NO.
    what the fuck,
    what kind of question is that ?
    haha.

  • itsmeeb!tch

    haha im just reading your little discussions.
    lmfao you guys are so freakin funny.
    and MT for mother teresa..

  • Selena Gomez

    oh my god i just had a brain fart.

    ————–
    We’ve been best friends ever since we were 7 and working together has been a dream come true. Did i mention we’ve been best friends since we were 7?

  • lucie

    you guys are so stupid.. justin gastons hanging out with ‘potheads’? it’s a hookah, wow cluelessss

  • Anonymous

    I’m so confused who’s “Jay?”

  • Raven Symone

    GRRRRL, bb girl!
    I’ve been goooood!!!!

    Been doing some things here and thurr.
    Gettin preggers and stuffz.
    YOU? I heard Taylor lost ya!! Sad days
    SNAP.

  • it’s me.

    guys… that thing that justin’s friend is smoking is called nargilé or hookah, it’s not pot, and it doesn’t get you high, it’s legal and all… and he’s not even smoking it, he’s friend is, so chill.
    oh, and what’s with the pictures of thomas?
    i don’t like him.

  • Anonymous

    its fake because jt own had the same name

  • Anonymous

    You guys are so gullible.
    $$ was me. I just wanted to see if everyone would believe it.

    And you did, LOL. So hilarious.


    such a fucking lie.
    There has been like 5 comments on each post
    saying this from like 7 different people.
    GTFO AND STOP LYING,

  • Nick’s Cowboy Hat

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?
    ——————-
    ummmmmmm……..whats nicks phone number? He changed after i left a few hundred messages for him, i wonder why he did that.

    —-
    Oh shit, SELENA !
    Nick warned me about you,
    I was on Nick’s bed under his shirt whenever you tried to stab him. everyone, ruuunnn.

  • Anonymous

    Not to mention he’s fucking ugly.

  • tiger:)

    What do you think it smells like when the jonas brothers take a shit?

    ———————-
    like herseys chocolate and lemon heads jk. maybe like crap just a wild guess

  • mystical

    Tell Miley to visit him..
    Then you’ll see him smile wide.

  • <3<3

    Don’t worry Mitch,
    some of us are actually fans.
    Haha:P

    So..tell us..
    Do you prefer Gaston
    (whos still unemployed according to him)
    or Nick
    (whose cowboy hat currently hates him)??

  • LL

    She was never really in a commited relationship with him, those pictures of her making out with her laided across his stomach leaked as SOON as Nick & Miley broke up, Miley was just trying to get back at Nick by taking those pictures, trying to make him jealous, and it worked, so he wanted to get back at her by dating Selena, then started to fall for her, and started to actually like her. Nick still had feelings for Miley through everything. Sel was lead on, but what Nick did to Selena was horrible, and what Demi & Selena did to Miley was much worse.

  • Anonymous

    http://demibrasil.com/news/data/upimages/12ww.jpg
    aw, they have matching clothes!

  • Anonymous

    Hahah. Ever since “K.” posted on here, everyone seems to want people to think they’re someone important.

    I think he was the only legit guy on here. Everyone else is just fucking with you.

    Whoever posed as $$..I seriously thought you were Joe haha. Not gonna lie.

  • A piece of shit that missed Joe Jonas’ Toliet.

    Joe looks after he wipes.

  • Anonymous

    lol ya’ll are idiots. thats not weed, it’s hookah. its’ a type of tobacco. ITS LEGAL.theres hookah bars all over the place..

  • BFA

    Yeah, Mama J’s spending her birthday on OceanUp preaching words of wisdom. Hahahaha

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO @ the blankets haha im pretty sure they have a HSM one in there too.

    The only letter person that i dont have a hard time believing is “K,” just because he came on before everyone starting posing as letters and dollar signs. That person seemed legit

  • allison

    uhh i cant tell if this is a joke or not…
    but im obviously not a sealion. i was making fun of the posers, not joe.

  • lala

    justin isnt smoking weed. first off, its not him smoking, its his friends. second, its a hookah which is legal.

  • Demi Lovato

    SO?!
    ITS HOTT!

  • Anonymous

    wow she must have been reeallyy desperate to go with this thomas character. i mean, miles, keep your dignity!

  • Anonymous

    oh I remember daisy! Yeah she use to be real cool. She always posted stuff like that when defending Joe, but people overlooked it a lot unfortunately. :|
    she was legit, what happened to her?

  • Anonymous

    You mean this one?
    http://twitpic.com/7x2ef

    They better be using that, because if she gets pregnant with his spawn I swear to God I’ll be forced to burn all my Demi posters and CD’s and go all “The Omen 666″ on her ass.
    That thing must not reproduce.

  • Anonymous

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLL

  • tiger:)

    pretty sure his name is thomas sturges or some gayness like that.
    ———-
    lmao

  • Anonymous

    trace and demi are not fucking
    demi said on her twitter that what he want
    she cant give it to him. unless he’s raping her
    LOL
    —————————-
    she probably wasn’t even talking about that, and do you really believe demi’s a virgin? REALLY? i mean, i don’t think is bad, ya know, not being a virgin, 99% of my friends aren’t and that doesn’t make them a bad person.
    oh, and what about trace tweeting ‘i need you tonight’ hahah, anyway, i hope their enjoying it.
    ———————————
    haha i dont think theyre doing that she hasnt been dating him THAT long. but i could be wrong.
    —————————————-
    they both havent gone on twitter for a hours!
    so im pretty sure there havin a great time in bed.

    Trace likes sex.
    http://i25.tinypic.com/10dw93r.png

  • LL

    I’m back,
    I got a phone call so I left.
    How do yall want me to prove myself ?
    I mean, me and Miley have been friends for a while.
    It’s really not a big deal, she has alot of non famous friends as I repeat myself a million times, haha.

  • Nick’s Cowboy Hat

    Hey Fagston,
    Cherub is a compliment, anywayzz..
    Too bad Nick is shoving his tongue down your EX girlfriends mouth, while you are masturbating on your guitar. I might be a cowboy hat, but i’m more of a man then you’ll ever be.

  • Anonymous

    omg, in the 7th picture,is Demi holding up the middle finger?

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO um idk….wow that’s disgusting…and why did you ask that one person to imagine them on a toilet being constipated?….o.0

  • Anonymous

    Get it out of my head, get it out of my head

    :(

  • okkk

    UH WOW.

    HE”S NOT SMOKING WEED. Their smoking hookah, duh.
    Wow ignorance. Look it up.

  • Anonymous

    hell no haha sorry i love u jb but no

  • Jay

    hmm…
    What is your name? Your real name?

  • Anonymous

    OH MY DAMN.

  • BFA

    Honestly, no. Sorry boys, that is just not worth it. Yuck. Excuse me while I flush my mouth out with a bar of soap.

  • Anonymous

    yeah so miley’s back with gaston
    the dumbest couple ever.
    what else is new?

  • Selena Gomez

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?
    ——————-
    ummmmmmm……..whats nicks phone number? He changed after i left a few hundred messages for him, i wonder why he did that.

    —-
    Oh shit, SELENA !
    Nick warned me about you,
    I was on Nick’s bed under his shirt whenever you tried to stab him. everyone, ruuunnn.
    ————————
    uhhhhhhh ummmmmm !WAIT! i love pickles!

  • Anonymous

    Yall are all stupid. it’s a fucking hookah not weed

  • vicky

    to all those people who think justin gastao is smoking weed your wrong its called a
    hookah and its just flavored tobacco aka legal for 18+
    its a middle east thing stop being ignorant

  • Anonymous

    haha he hangs out with potheads too, in that asian pic he was holding a joint XD and they all looked high as fuck, including miley lol

    but w/e, i don’t really care what he does, i’m glad miley’s out of that environment tho

  • Anonymous

    that sterling guy is a real creeper :|

  • Anonymous

    They’re just basing on Dash’s 5 month old story. Nothing they ever say is new.

  • Anonymous

    OMG I knew it!

  • Anonymous

    dude way to be an asshole to an eight year old girl.
    a lot of people have chubby phases so stfu!

  • Anonymous

    Haha. Are you being legit?
    —–

    Yeah, I’m super serious. I was $$ all along.
    Well the first post anyways. The rest, I have no clue who those people were. But the first one that everyone thinks was “Nick” or a “Jonas” was me.

  • Nick’s Cowboy Hat

    I don’t hate Nick, we just have our differences sometimes, he has only worn me 6 times. :l
    I sit in a corner in his room in Dallas.
    Selena tried to break in one time, but she told me not to tell.
    0 o

  • BFA

    Selena’s momma?

  • Anonymous

    JB should of minded their business & left it up to Miley & Selena too straighten out. THEY WERE WRONG!

  • TNGirl

    yeah,
    they were saying he looked sick, then some stupid person said he was addicted to pills.

  • Random

    if the jonas brothers made a perfume made of their piss, would you but it?

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Lol that too. I couldve sworn i saw a comment today questioning if someone was Oprah because they had the letter O. i almost died laughing

    and to the achey brakey person LMAO @ your name that’s hilarious! Ah i swear late night OU brings the jokes like no other

  • Anonymous

    uhh i cant tell if this is a joke or not…
    but im obviously not a sealion. i was making fun of the posers, not joe.

    _______________

    YOUR NOT!!?!?! ASLKFJL;WUVN,23P4O1!!!! WAY TO BURST MY BUBBLE!

  • comment

    That one girl in the pic with Joe where he is wearing a pink shirt looks like a jacked up Christina Aguilera, no offense if you read that.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think they knew each other then. lol.

  • Anonymous

    Oh hey sup?

    How about to tell Miley to tweet “Oranges are sick nasty” on her twitter?

  • Nick Jonas

    Justin’s right, I am a cherub

    proof

  • Anonymous

    you CAN smoke pot from a hookah and some of them look a tad baked.

  • Anonymous

    trace and demi are not fucking
    demi said on her twitter that what he want
    she cant give it to him. unless he’s raping her
    LOL
    ———–
    you can’t rape the willing.
    —-
    true.

  • Anonymous

    Pictures, not of you in them. but PICTURES!

  • Anonymous

    So, you’re into “prince albert” guys huh?

  • Anonymous

    you’re only the 221988251367 person to say that

  • Anonymous

    http://celebritygossipfinder.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/trace-cyrus.jpg
    he is SO good looking!
    like demi said… he’s ‘drop-dead gorgeous’!

  • Hannah Montana

    Hey Guyzz,
    It’s me, I just got back from rocking out,
    I’m a popstar by night remember ?

    REMEMBER GUYZ:
    NOBODYS PERFECT.
    SHAW.

    DON’T BE SHY, TALK TO MEH,
    ILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT MILEY.

  • Demi Lovato

    oh really i havent noticed!
    heh heh heh

  • Jasmine

    it’s a HOOKAH.

  • Anonymous

    I loathe Gaston. He seems like a real creeper.

  • Anonymous

    So what changed? When ddi the JB and Miley start becoming friendly again?

  • Anonymous

    dude. is anyone still awake?
    hahahah this comment board is going really slow.
    who wants to make a chatzy? or aim chat? or whateverrr

  • Demi Lovato

    Don’t worry buddy, i will take you away and wear you allllll the time.

  • Anonymous

    That guy Miley used to date, Thomas, is so disgusting and ugly :|
    Jonas Brothers &+ Taylor Lautner<3
    Also, Demi &+ Madison are NOT fat!
    Gosh, get over yourselves.

  • Anonymous

    Great! We are obsessing over hookas and middle fingers

  • kellie

    since when did thomas sturges become this beastly good looking guy that all the girls are falling for? LMAO
    and i LOVE how justin gatston or whatever his name is is doing hookah hahahaha i knew his good little christian boy thing was all an act

  • ;)

    Miley falls fast for guys and sometimes too hard. She only dated gaston cause of how much her dad praised him and plus he was a “hot” model. She felt mature so she didn’t care about his age. Gaston is an okay guy but his belief in purity most deffinately isn’t as strong as miley. But he was there when miley was going through hate in 08 and that’s why they were together so long.

  • Demi Lovato

    ME TOO!

  • Anonymous

    holding a joint? miley was high?
    yea ok. seein what ya want to see.

  • Anonymous

    tell miley she’s dumb kthanksbye.

    and if she can stay away from nick jonas
    that’d be better.

    she can go back with her
    so called “Good Christian” gayfriend

  • Miley Cyrus

    AW, hey stranger.
    remember me?
    we’ve had some good ‘ole times in that dallas house.
    miss ya! xo

  • Anonymous

    yes it is, google it.

  • Anonymous

    YES!

  • Anonymous

    CODY LINLEY IS NOT A ASSHOLE!!!! HE IS MY BFF!!!!! AND WHO CARES IF HE IS HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!?!!!! MOST OF US ARE ANY WAY!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!11!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!11@!1

  • MILEY CYRUS, NICK JONAS, JOE JONAS, KEVIN JONAS, DEMI LOVATO

    YEAH BOIEEEE.

  • Anonymous

    HEY BB,
    you can put weed in it, stupid.
    No one knows what was in it, only they do.
    but all you have to do is put weed into the same place you put the flavored tobbaco, and you can only get the flavored tobbacco at Arabic stores, because it’s middle easten, so is more then likely weed.

  • sophiia.

    dudee, who are youu?
    are you like, dash?

  • allison

    ahahaha I KNOW RIGHT?!
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/counciljonas/3152411191/

    heehee i still giggle.

  • <3<3

    Aww..
    I feel sorry for you.
    Not because Nick only wore you 6 times..
    but you have to witness Selena break in.
    Btw,who else has been in his room..
    You know..WELCOMED.
    not trying to sneak in.

  • aNonymous

    You can smoke weed from a hookah fyi…amonst other things…lol!

    Joe is super gorgeous….like always!

    Tom is ugly as sin…

  • Anonymous

    lol ikr? have these people even smoked before? damn kiddies

    but in all seriousness. hookah is, in terms of health, even worse than weed. it doesn’t get you high but it’s awful for your lungs. i do smoke it sometimes but i don’t wanna encourage any of y’all to do it, lol.

  • Random

    Which jonas brother do you think has the largest penis?

  • lolllll

    the best part is all of these insiders say the MOST OBVIOUS SHT IN THE WORLD, stuff we can all easily figure out just from the vague crap jb say in interviews or miley or demi or selena or whoever puts on her twitter. but ppl read some guy on ocean going “yeah miley and nick are friends now and really happy” and act like that is somehow giving them more info than the reconnecting spiel nick says every 5 minutes does. i mean, really, HOW is that new info??

    the only convincing insider was dash just because he/she knew stuff way before it was common knowledge. the m. girl from last night was especially ridiculous tho. “cruella” camilla and frankie kicking her under the table plus demi and joe’s special~~ relationship was the stuff of the most retarded of jemi fanfics, truly.

  • eew

    http://community.tribalectic.com/files/imagecache/display/files/experience_image/05-04-08%20new%20piercing%201.jpg

    this is a Prince Albert piercing,
    Trace has one done.

    *pukes*
    and Demi is dating/fucking him ?

  • TA

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/25016007@N08/3715091449/

    okay, I have smoked weed alot, and my dad is lebanese, he smokes argeli like everyday, Weed smoke is thicker then Argeli, and that smoke is weed. I can just tell, I have used it in an Argeli before. That smoke is def weed, it’s not that bad. The herb is the cleanser of the earth

  • Anonymous

    don’t believe them.
    NOT true.
    sorry.

  • BFA

    Ew, I do not like you Emily! You are a lame excuse for a human being. She is a little girl, you cold-hearted bitch!

  • BFA

    No again. Dude, you gotta come up with ones that are a little more reasonable!

  • tiger:)

    lol, every other poster on ocean is an ~insider~

    btw yeehaw y’all i’m billy ray! now don’t be shy, ask me ANYTHING, i am totally down for hanging out online all night and answering a buncha nosy teenie strangers’ question all about my loved ones! miley and trace questions, keep em coming!
    ———————-
    “z0Mq B!1LY r@Y??!1!11!? d0$3 M!L3Y L!1k3 CH3e5e BURqu3rzzzz!!111!??”

  • Nick Jonas

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?

    ————

    Yeah I know dude, but why you gotta call me out like this?
    I thought..we had something.

  • Anonymous

    Great! We are obsessing over hookas and middle fingers

    ~~~

    baha.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    That thing must not reproduce.
    —————————-
    LMFAOOOOOOOOO! you just made my parents up with all this laughing

  • Demi Lovato

    yes i like rockstars and hardcore people theyre so hott

  • Anonymous

    Miley either has really good taste in guys or really awful taste in guys

    Good = Nick J and Lucas Till
    Awful = Gaston & Thomas

    There’s no in-between

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    This post just reeks filthy. Seriously, people there are shit conversations and another one going on about two teens sex lives…this place is creepy after dark o.0

  • mystical

    Mhmm..
    Dash SEEMS reliable.
    To me at least.
    But oh well.

    Mhmmm..
    “No,Momma!I won’t sleep with that tonight!I want an Obama poster
    to kiss!No Jonas posters for tonight.”

  • Selena Gomez

    well evreyone its been nice talking to you all (call me nick) me and taylor are gonna go man hunting right now and go to the store to get some pickles.(nick call me) so yea ttly.(taylor grab the gun)

  • Anonymous

    lol. justin sittin with his guitar like nothing is happening. funny kid.

  • Anonymous

    Why do people keep saying Miley is back with Gaston? To stir up shit? Because she’s either happily single, or with Nick.

  • Anonymous

    WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU
    PORNO
    I DIDNT WANNA SEE THAT

    NOW I’LL HAVE DANCING HAIRY PENIS’S WITH PIERCINGS
    IN MY DREAMS. TY SO MUCH.

    o 0

  • Anonymous

    I heard Thomas was actually a decent guy with good grades and all. I never heard anything negative.

  • BFA

    I can guaruntee you that if JB were accepted more by the public and played on the radio more often, they would be a powerhouse on the Billboards. The only reason they don’t have as much musical credibility as some other artists might is because they were on Disney. I also think the whole purity ring thing turned off a lot of the older, more mature crowd. Their image doesn’t really help them to prove their musical talent. If anything, I think it constrains it. They deserve to be played on the radio more often. Their songs have meaning, unlike the bullshit that’s overplayed on the radio now.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t hate Nick, we just have our differences sometimes, he has only worn me 6 times. :l
    I sit in a corner in his room in Dallas.
    Selena tried to break in one time, but she told me not to tell.
    —————
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHA

  • Anonymous

    if the jonas brothers made a perfume made of their piss, would you but it?

    ————

    I’d bathe in it.

  • LL

    Seriously ?
    So, ill just call her up and be like,
    “Milez type oranges are sick nasty so people will believe me on oceanup” seriously ?
    Believe me or not, I don’t care.
    I’m not an ~insider~ or anything,
    just one of many friends of her that come on here, haha.

  • Joe’s boner

    I’m lost…Camilla where are you?

  • Anonymous

    Nick jonas, fuck me.

  • Anonymous

    miley’s new tweet just prove that justin is gay.

    lmfao!

  • Anonymous

    dude. is anyone still awake?
    hahahah this comment board is going really slow.
    who wants to make a chatzy? or aim chat? or whateverrr

  • Demi Lovato

    ugh. I LOVE TRACE BUT IM NOOTTT DATING HIM1
    duhhh

  • Anonymous

    Just ’cause the guy’s sitting there with his friends in the picture doesn’t mean he was doing it too. And I don’t think that’s bong either. It’s something else that I’ve seen before, but I can’t quite get the name … It’s not coming to me :-\ Gr, what is it called … Think, think, think *Taps head like Pooh*

  • Anonymous

    He’s prorbaby goiing to town on her. That’s fucking gross TBH.

  • Anonymous

    Miley falls fast for guys and sometimes too hard. She only dated gaston cause of how much her dad praised him and plus he was a “hot” model. She felt mature so she didn’t care about his age. Gaston is an okay guy but his belief in purity most deffinately isn’t as strong as miley. But he was there when miley was going through hate in 08 and that’s why they were together so long.

    ———

    Oh hey. ANOTHER ONE.
    Lol, I love you guys.

    Another non celeb friend of hers I’m guessing?

  • Nick Jonas

    I smell my hand after digging in it.

    Just. Wanted that out there.
    Clear some things up.

  • Anonymous

    No she’s just doing gang signs.

  • Anonymous

    Justin and his friends could be smoking hookah.
    Not trying to defend him or anything. Just a thought.

  • Anonymous

    Omg did anyone see what Miley’s desperate ex-bf just tweeted? Hahaha he’s a total famewhore and a creep but his patheticness is so entertaining!

  • Demi Lovato’s Chin

    IM STAYING MYSELF TONIGHT!

  • Anonymous

    ugh, i hate thomas, he’s such an ass. i bet him and miley fucked.

  • Anonymous

    Kevin.

    I think Nick has the smallest.
    Joe’s in between.

  • Anonymous

    they quoted the same song on twitter

  • Anonymous

    http://community.tribalectic.com/files/imagecache/display/files/experience_image/05-04-08%20new%20piercing%201.jpg

    this is a Prince Albert piercing,
    Trace has one done.

    *pukes*
    and Demi is dating/fucking him ?

    _____________________

    a LITTLE warning might have been nice hahaha ewe I seriously think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth! nasty! (and small) hahaha

  • Maddie

    hookah justin.
    kinda sexy.

  • Anonymous

    don’t believe them.
    NOT true.
    sorry.
    ——

    LOL, how the hell could you know anyways?
    It was me. I don’t need to prove it but it certainly wasn’t a REAL Jonas Brother.. give me a break!

    They have better thing to do then sit here and comment.
    You just really wish it was one of them. It wasn’t.
    Get over it.

  • Demi Lovato

    on that tennis plyaer.

  • Katie Bradley

    That’s meeee in the first pic with Nick! :)

  • Anonymous

    im getting the feeling that if the jonas brothers could, they would take their fame awayy&wish that they never became famouss.

    they just dont seem that in to itt anymoree:/

  • Anonymous

    joe

  • Anonymous

    um yea, that was me posing as Jay, rofl. I just did it to be funny

  • Nick Jonas

    Forget that shit.
    Fucking bitch.

    Tell Taylor to shave her cunt after masterbating to Joe’s picture.

  • Anonymous

    THOMAS STURGES? REALLY????

  • Anonymous

    they both havent gone on twitter for a hours!
    so im pretty sure there havin a great time in bed.

    Trace likes sex.
    http://i25.tinypic.com/10dw93r.png
    —————–
    lol, he does.
    and if they don’t do it tonight, i’m quite sure they will be doing it pretty soon.

  • lolllll

    lol now watch a bunch of ppl are gonna start asking you questions and thinking you’re one of her bff just b/c you stated the very obvious that anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together could figure out just from paying attention to miley last year

  • Miley Cyrus

    Nicky?! Where are you?!

  • Anonymous

    Gross at the 3 pictures of that guy who was with Miley. He has fans? Haha. He’s fucking ugly. He has to know that the only reason a girl would climb on his lap is because pictures of him and MILEY CYRUS were all over the internet. Whatevs I love Miley =)

  • nigggie

    OMGGMGMGMG IM SO HIGH LOLOL I LUV WEED. PUSSY MONEY WEEd PUSSY MONEY WEED PUSSY MONEY WEEEED

    chicken nuggets

  • Anonymous

    http://celebritygossipfinder.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/trace-cyrus.jpg
    he is SO good looking!
    like demi said… he’s ‘drop-dead gorgeous’!
    —————
    I KNOW HE’S A BEAST.

  • Anonymous

    Well dude/ette, I don’t know if you noticed..but you’re on Oceanup. If you want to be a friend of theirs, you have to have proof of it.

    So until that’s provided, no, I do not believe you. Stop fucking with people.

    And no, i’m not saying she needs to tweet that particular saying, but something totally random. Unless you have another way of proving you’re legit.

    Either that, or shut up. Because you’re not fooling me.

  • Demi Lovato

    Selena… you changed so much…. WHO ARE YOU?!
    this.. this is… *sobs* this is so sad….. my best friend is replacing me with taylor swift!!!!!
    *grabs razor*

    DONT MAKE ME DO IT!

  • alliegator.(:

    i just read that, but thank you. (: ahahaha

  • yeah,

    except for the fake that he has pictures of him all over the internet shoving his tongue down all kinds of girls mouths (including miles) and pictures of him holding guns, putting up the middle finger, smoking weed, AND holding up money & drugs, you know, the best kid ever.

  • tiger:)

    Yeah, Mama J’s spending her birthday on OceanUp preaching words of wisdom. Hahahaha
    —————-
    haha
    mama j:”you know how i want to spend my birthday boys?”

    Jb: “a nice day with us and then after a nice dinner?”

    mama j: ” HECKKKKKKK NO! i wanna spend it on oceanup preaching to people about how they shouldnt criticize joe!”

  • Anonymous

    lollllllll @ what this girl just tweeted him

    @JustinMGaston to quote eminem, “you’re too old, let go. it’s over. no one likes a dbag pedo” (oops, i may have made that last part up)

  • Nick’s Cowboy Hat

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?

    ————

    Yeah I know dude, but why you gotta call me out like this?
    I thought..we had something.


    You have only worn me 6 times, I thought I meant something more to you, did that night in the hotel jacuzzi mean nothing to you ?!?!
    I use to be just a cap, but then you made me into a Hat.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah but he’s ugly.

  • BFA

    Joe. Hopefully.

  • tiger:)

    um yea, that was me posing as Jay, rofl. I just did it to be funny
    —————
    haha oh nice lol

  • Demi Lovato

    HI BOOTY CHIN !

  • Tigeressa

    Look! its Fattison DeLARDgarza!

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Your comments sure do live up to your name and no, no i would not buy the perfume called “piss”..i settle for something that smells good lmao

  • Anonymous

    Dash is the only reliable source to ever post on OceanUP, because what he said actually came true. The rest are just overly obsessed tweens making fun of dumber tweens.

    The way you prove they’re a poser is to say: I WANT PROOF. That will kill them, they never do.

  • Heyy

    WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU
    PORNO
    I DIDNT WANNA SEE THAT

    NOW I’LL HAVE DANCING HAIRY PENIS’S WITH PIERCINGS
    IN MY DREAMS. TY SO MUCH.

    o 0

    —————–
    wait, dancing dick?!

  • Anonymous

    yeah go check tweleted.com he put the QUOTE from the same song
    Is it me or they re acting weird ?
    It’s like they re sending message to each other for days now …
    I guess we will see Mustin in august :s
    Have a nice day guys
    —-

    I hope they don’t get back together.


    you think if she had to choose between nick or justin she’d choose justin? yah fucking right.

  • Anonymous

    oh, you know he had a lil smoke of that XD
    prob a beer while he was at it
    but hey, that’s a hell of a lot more normal than being some 15 y/o’s lapdog

    you get high and drunk if you wanna, gaston
    go for it

    (and yes, morons, that could be weed. it could also be hookah. there’s no way of knowing)

  • Anonymous

    Hell to the fucking no.

  • Anonymous

    Ha. I don’t believe anyone anymore without proof, so..thanks.

    And you guys just made it so much easier for them to actually comment on here without being taken seriously.
    So, plus for everyone I guess.

  • Anonymous

    Gross,
    I dont think I could ever have sex.
    Penis’s are SO fucking UGLY.
    I like a guy, then I remember they have a penis,
    and they turn ugly, hahaha.

  • Anonymous

    duhhh gaston just used the bible to get to the cyruses.
    since him and miley broke up.
    theres no bible thing anymore. ROLFMAO!.

    there’s no

    “God made that white tee for me and sent by his angels”

    Dumbbbbbbbb.

  • Anonymous

    That just makes him a stalker. He just seems like a pathetic creep desperately clinging to the one thing that made him relevant.

  • YOUR MOM.

    Nicky?! Where are you?!
    —-

    Sorry!
    Nick Jonas can’t talk right now.
    He’s to busy with his head up your ass at the momento.

  • Anonymous

    Pretty much. Strange. She either dates tools, or nice boys. No nice boys with toolish tendencies.

  • Anonymous

    yeah, like i said that is definitely pot. when you smoke herbal mixtures, the smoke is a hell of a lot wispier. but idgaf, really. he and his douchebag friends can do whatever they want. as long as they stay away from my bb miley.

  • achy breaky heart </3

    Dag flab-it! That gal’s always eating all mah cheeseburgers!

  • Anonymous

    LMAO!

  • Anonymous

    OK, lister WOWP lovers, the biggest ratings Hannah Montana ever got was 10.7 million viewers,
    if WOWP ever beats that, you can basg on us all you want,
    but for now, hannah montana is the most sucessful disneychannel show.

  • LOL

    i’m not sure if i believe miley is a virgin. i mean that guy has his hands up that girls shirt from the back! imagine what him and miley were doing!! he looks like he has one thing on his mind and i think we all KNOW what this thing is.

  • LL

    http://i759.photobucket.com/albums/xx238/Ashleybbygirl/mehahaha.jpg

    I dont know how this leaked out on flickr.
    but this is me and Miley at my house.
    Big deal, haha.

  • Nick Jonas

    Holding your straight jacket.

  • Anonymous

    That’s not a bong, and he’s not smoking pot/weed you stupid teenies.

    It’s called a hookah, and it’s legal, and it doesn’t even get you high.

    I’m so sick of all these stupid little teenies who just assume.

  • Anonymous

    What if it was called Vanilla Mocha?

  • Anonymous

    lollllllll @ what this girl just tweeted him

    @JustinMGaston to quote eminem, “you’re too old, let go. it’s over. no one likes a dbag pedo” (oops, i may have made that last part up)

    ———-

    HOLY SHIZZZ FUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    he deleted it. cause HE JUST WANTED attention
    when he saw miley twitted that.

    that creeper. stalker is full of bullshit

  • Anonymous

    Selena… you changed so much…. WHO ARE YOU?!
    this.. this is… *sobs* this is so sad….. my best friend is replacing me with taylor swift!!!!!
    *grabs razor*

    DONT MAKE ME DO IT!
    _______________________-
    Dude that’s not even funny. That is a serious thing. Not something to joke about.

  • Anonymous
  • alliegator.(:

    there’s a line on their new cd that makes me think that everytime i listen to it. i need to find the lyrics and post them.

    i wouldn’t doubt anything, no one is perfect.

  • Anonymous

    Dude, you go from insanely hilarious and incredibly immature (in a good way) to the most mature, sensible person possible. How the fuck do you do it? You are one well-rounded son of a bitch, I’ll tell ya.

  • Anonymous

    http://community.tribalectic.com/files/imagecache/display/files/experience_image/05-04-08%20new%20piercing%201.jpg

    this is a Prince Albert piercing,
    Trace has one done.

    *pukes*
    and Demi is dating/fucking him ?

    _____________________

    a LITTLE warning might have been nice hahaha ewe I seriously think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth! nasty! (and small) hahaha
    _________________________________-
    I don’t know what’s worse, that he has one on or that he fucki ng tried to get it back to the store!

    Really, for fuc ks sake, this is the most douchebaggery thing I’ve ever seen.

  • alliegator.(:

    hoe’s are wondering why demi looks like she has been cutting.
    you all are saying she’s gained weight.
    the girl is small! hell, you guys are messed.

    demi is gorgeous, tom is freaking ugly, &&the jonas boys are just out this world. brawwwr! (;

  • Anonymous

    who is ugly?

  • Anonymous

    that not justin, i mean, look at that nose!

  • Anonymous

    OceanUP, where you can bullshit whatever you want until someone asks you for proof.

    Girl, without proof you’re not fooling anyone.

  • Miley Cyrus

    HUN! the counselor didn’t show up at your house this morning, did he? ugh.
    he KNOWS how you get……

  • tiger:)

    omg, in the 7th picture,is Demi holding up the middle finger?
    —————–
    haha it kinda looks like shes throwin up gang signs.

  • Anonymous

    Okay. I am seriously going to say this one more time.

    HOOKAH is not tobacco. Nor is it weed. It isn’t anything. It’s the STRUCTURE you smoke things out of. You can use it to smoke tobacco, yeah, but most people use it to smoke weed. Now go to bed.

  • Anonymous

    hmmmmmmm .. what post did ‘jay’ comment on?
    i wanna readd it.
    he seems funny from what you guys are sayyinng(:

  • Anonymous

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?

    ————

    Yeah I know dude, but why you gotta call me out like this?
    I thought..we had something.


    You have only worn me 6 times, I thought I meant something more to you, did that night in the hotel jacuzzi mean nothing to you ?!?!
    I use to be just a cap, but then you made me into a Hat.

    ——
    sorry to disturb this little love fest here, but..
    there was a night in the jacuzzi?
    sweet baby jesus!
    =]

  • Anonymous

    oceanup, thomas sturges and justin gaston are not celebrities. they are run-of-the-mill douches.

  • Anonymous

    if the jonas brothers made a perfume made of their piss, would you but it?

    ————

    I’d bathe in it.
    ———————-
    lmao @ 2nd comment. wow.

  • tiger:)

    Miley falls fast for guys and sometimes too hard. She only dated gaston cause of how much her dad praised him and plus he was a “hot” model. She felt mature so she didn’t care about his age. Gaston is an okay guy but his belief in purity most deffinately isn’t as strong as miley. But he was there when miley was going through hate in 08 and that’s why they were together so long.
    ———————
    Hello miley insider number *looks at calculater*
    Number……… 575435845027176385960684448 and 1!

  • Michael Jackson

    Don’t you children listen to a word i say? This saddens me.

  • Anonymous

    Justin probably did that shit after the pictures were taken.

  • Anonymous

    lers talk abot mean girls

  • Anonymous

    You guys are so gullible.
    $$ was me. I just wanted to see if everyone would believe it.

    And you did, LOL. So hilarious.
    ——————————————————–
    Okay, if your “$$” Then I’m Santa Claus.

  • Nick Jonas

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?

    ————

    Yeah I know dude, but why you gotta call me out like this?
    I thought..we had something.


    You have only worn me 6 times, I thought I meant something more to you, did that night in the hotel jacuzzi mean nothing to you ?!?!
    I use to be just a cap, but then you made me into a Hat.

    ———–

    Night in Jacuzzi..
    That wasn’t me dude.

    And to the contrary my friend, a hat is a more warm name for you. Which I presented you with. Sorry you’re not satisfied with the commendations I provided for you. There was never any lint on your body. I feel utterly betrayed.

  • lmao

    wow miley is such a slut. how can she jump from justin to nick is such little time? that right there is called being a slut. i feel kinda bad for justin

  • Anonymous

    I love how the Jonas family has accepted Danielle like they have

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Ugh i know right?? And that guy from Snow Patrol needs to stfu! Like seriously talking about their purity rings won’t help you guys come up with another hit seeing how the last was Chasing Cars or some shit like that..i just wish more people would give them a chance, but of course freaking Mickey Mouse is always hovering over the boys’ heads so no one will take them seriously. It’s their loss i guess.

  • Anonymous

    http://community.tribalectic.com/files/imagecache/display/files/experience_image/05-04-08%20new%20piercing%201.jpg

    this is a Prince Albert piercing,
    Trace has one done.

    *pukes*
    and Demi is dating/fucking him ?

    _____________________

    a LITTLE warning might have been nice hahaha ewe I seriously think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth! nasty! (and small) hahaha
    _________________________________-
    I don’t know what’s worse, that he has one on or that he fucki ng tried to get it back to the store!

    Really, for fuc ks sake, this is the most douchebaggery thing I’ve ever seen.
    ________________________

    I KNOW RIGHT!?! What a fucking douche! Why would he think he could return that shit anyway! that’s just NASTY!

  • mara

    if anyone knows how to get meet & greet passes to demi concerts like that guy in the first pic has, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE e-mail me at maragracekeller09@yahoo.com

    THANK YOU!!! :D

  • BFA

    Haha, yes. I could see it now.

  • Anonymous

    Take a pic of YOURSELF RIGHT NOW and upload it. Something new that proves the girl in the pic is really you.

  • Anonymous

    YES.
    DANCING DICKS!

    Got some moooovesssss.

  • Anonymous

    Look at Nick in the background being all creepy lol.

  • LL

    Miley and Nick started to become friendlier after he sent her a text apoligizing, then they met up and just agreed that the fight was over and it was stupid. I’m so happy their talking again, Miley is so much more happy and outgoing, she has always been sweet and bubby, but she is happier now that Nick is in her life.

  • Anonymous

    Well hun. If it leaked on flickr, anyone could have posted it. That’s not proof.

    Never before seen picture.
    Sorry I feel like a douche, but you can’t trust anyone on here.

  • Miley Cyrus

    oh nickkkyy.
    I’ve missed you.
    Btw. You should dust off your cowboy hat and start wearing him more often.
    Remember how much fun we used to have with him?! ;)

  • Anonymous
  • tiger:)

    if the jonas brothers made a perfume made of their piss, would you but it?

    ————

    I’d bathe in it.
    ——————–
    haha i feel bad for the people who have to touch you.

  • Anonymous

    That just makes him a stalker. He just seems like a pathetic creep desperately clinging to the one thing that made him relevant.

    ————-

    IKR???? I didn’t know that 21 yr old guys are that desperate. especially when it comes to a ’16 yr old’
    girl.

  • Demi Lovato’s Chin

    HI BOOTY CHIN !
    __________________
    HI! Can you do me a favor and wash in between? it gets kinda sticky in the middle! kthanx!

  • Anonymous

    lol damn they all look baked as fuck
    and LOLLLLLLL gaston looks so gay, i’m sorry

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    haha
    mama j:”you know how i want to spend my birthday boys?”

    Jb: “a nice day with us and then after a nice dinner?”

    mama j: ” HECKKKKKKK NO! i wanna spend it on oceanup preaching to people about how they shouldnt criticize joe!”
    —————————–
    Lmao. Haha that’s funny! and I think Joe and Kevin are tied for biggest. But like tiger said, “Joe would be like an “animal in a sack” in bed…haha ;)

  • TNGirl

    So, I just got done watching the last episode of Roseanne, am I the only one like bawling crying, it was soo sad. I’m not sure if I believe “LL” do yall ?
    i’m bored, who wants to talkk ?

  • Demi Lovato

    don’t remind me!

  • Anonymous

    Yes, and its DISGUSTING!!!!!

    http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/101/l_5a9736b321104df984e01b5c54fe3457.jpg

    LOOK AT THAT THING AND TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO THROW UP
    LOOK AT THAT THING AND TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO THROW UP
    LOOK AT THAT THING AND TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO THROW UP
    LOOK AT THAT THING AND TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO THROW UP
    LOOK AT THAT THING AND TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO THROW UP
    LOOK AT THAT THING AND TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO THROW UP
    LOOK AT THAT THING AND TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT TO THROW UP

    And now the thought of that thing………..sweating and neighing on top of Demi.

    Mental scars, mental scars.

  • Anonymous

    Okay, if your “$$” Then I’m Santa Claus.
    -x-

    Hi Santa Claus.
    Nice to meet you.

  • Anonymous

    dude. stop.

  • Anonymous

    So glad those days are over.

  • -

    you people judges trace and demi
    when you don’t even know what they are talking about.

    ya’ll are the ones who’s assuming
    that its about ‘sex’ when
    YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW A THING.

  • ;)

    No miley and justin are not together. She doesn’t want to go through with him again. He loves attention. Why do you think they were always together. Even though they did have feelings he still wanted publicity.

  • Anonymous

    ASSHOLE AGAIN.
    What is wrong with you?

    Stop posing as MJ. Rest his soul! RIP :(

  • idkmybffmiley

    lol @ miley’s random ex, demi’s little sister with a dolphin, & justin and friends being “fan meeting” related. it’s hilariously wtf :)

  • BFA

    Lmfao, thanks. Haha, that made me giggle. “You are one well-rounded son of a bitch, I’ll tell ya.”

  • Nick’s Cowboy Hat

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?

    ————

    Yeah I know dude, but why you gotta call me out like this?
    I thought..we had something.


    You have only worn me 6 times, I thought I meant something more to you, did that night in the hotel jacuzzi mean nothing to you ?!?!
    I use to be just a cap, but then you made me into a Hat.

    ——
    sorry to disturb this little love fest here, but..
    there was a night in the jacuzzi?
    sweet baby jesus!
    =]


    Yeah, there was.
    It was special… to me.
    Maybe i’m just a hat to you Nick, but i’ll
    never forget that night in the jacuzzi, when you sung
    When You Look me in Eyes to me. I’ll just be chilling out in the corner of your room in Dallas, but if Selena trys to come back in, i’m jumping out the window. Thats a promise.

  • Anonymous

    Nick is hott

    CJ from Push Play is so gross, I bet hes gay.

    Joe Is hott

  • Anonymous

    You know,you guys are SO RUDE.
    if Nick jonas saw all of these comments,i’m sure
    he’d be very mad. BOOB HUNTER? really guys,how immature can you get? how would you feel?, stop embarassing him.
    EVERY teenage boy LOVES BOOBS OKAY? but i guess you guys
    are to younge to knowtice that.
    just stop. its so fucking mean.

  • Demi Lovato

    booty chin always shows up when i smile big! now it doesnt because i never smile anymore … do not fear, your worries are no longer here.

  • katy.

    okay, a hookah is actually the thing that you smoke out of. the structure. you don’t “smoke hookah” in indian culture they put natural herbs in it and stuff and smoke it. you can put whatever you want in it. people smoke weed out of them, and they smoke legal stuff out of them. but unless you were there, none of you know what was in it. and honestly, who cares? justin gaston is a grown man, he can do whatever he wants. it’s not like 958390860 other people in america don’t smoke weed.

  • Random

    What do you think the jonas brothers would say if they read my questions?

  • Anonymous

    miley = sex

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHA DEMIS SEC. PIC IT TAKIN LOOKIN LIKE SHES FLIPPING OFF THE CAMRA

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    I feel like a retard asking but does demi have hickeys on her neck in the pics up there or is it just like some sun burn lol

  • allison

    if the jonas brothers made a perfume made of their piss, would you but it?

    ————

    I’d bathe in it.

    ————

    i’d drink it so then i could piss like the jonai o.O

  • Anonymous

    That guy really freaks me out. He needs to just let her go.

  • Anonymous

    Seriously. ugh!

  • Mandy

    Selena’s momma?
    —–
    Ugh noooooooooo, just her number one fan!

  • alliegator.(:

    if the jonas brothers made a perfume made of their piss, would you but it?

    ————

    I’d bathe in it.
    ———-
    that’s freaking wrong.

  • Anonymous

    THIS POST IS OUT OF CONTROL hahahahahaha You guys are HILARIOUS!! I gotta go to bed but I don’t want to! hahaha Nicks cowboy hat…. LMAOOO!!

  • Anonymous

    A “slut” is someone who sleeps with multiple men at the same time. Given that you have no proof that she’s slept with either of them, you fail.

  • Anonymous

    And same for him? So what’s the deal with Selena now? Is she out of the circle? Is her only friend Taylor S?

  • tiger:)

    Dag flab-it! That gal’s always eating all mah cheeseburgers!

    —————-
    lmao XD

  • Nick’s Cowboy Hat

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?

    ————

    Yeah I know dude, but why you gotta call me out like this?
    I thought..we had something.


    You have only worn me 6 times, I thought I meant something more to you, did that night in the hotel jacuzzi mean nothing to you ?!?!
    I use to be just a cap, but then you made me into a Hat.

    ———–

    Night in Jacuzzi..
    That wasn’t me dude.

    And to the contrary my friend, a hat is a more warm name for you. Which I presented you with. Sorry you’re not satisfied with the commendations I provided for you. There was never any lint on your body. I feel utterly betrayed.


    NICK! Don’t deny me in front of your friends,
    you know there was that night in the hotel jacuzzi,
    the jets were going, the music was playing. If you don’t want me anymore, then just move to Joe’s room, i’m fucking tired of sitting in the corner of your room anyway, your like a 60 year old man. BORING.

  • Anonymous

    Sturgis and Gaston might not be celebs, but nither is Danielle and she gets pics here too

  • Anonymous

    I don’t want to hear about this. It’s bullshit, and i’m sorry. Yeah yeah their happy can we move on and talk about something funny?

  • Anonymous

    RIGHT! and Im that girl on THOMAS LAP.
    what do ya say now huh? what?? what?????

  • Nick Jonas

    Oh man. Those were some pretty good pictures.
    ;)

    Oh the memories.

  • Anonymous

    maddisons pic juss made my night shes so cute i juss want to pinch her cheeks

  • Anonymous

    Nick has the biggest dick then Joe and last Kevin.

  • Anonymous

    If that’s really you, then we’re severly sorry for all the hate and stuff, but you can’t really trust anyone on this site.

    But you’re gonna need something to prove that’s really you.

  • Anonymous

    Lmfao, ew. White trash.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    hmmmmmmm…ahh the name is so tempting…i think ill go with No, Regis, final answer.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO i know right! and then they’ll be like “Obama said he’s protecting the country for me Momma, im sure ill sleep good.” And the next day they’ll send pics to “O.” and there you go, we have a scandal.. Well im out for the night guys, its 1:30am here thanks for the laugh guys and the nice convos! God Bless! nite! (:

    P.S. Don’t fall for LL. Shoot let’s call her “Lindsey lohan” there you go two L’s

  • Anonymous

    THANK YOU.
    Jesus. It’s probably weed, and yes that is beer on the table. Who cares. It’s not like he’s relevant, anyway.

  • danger

    Guys, i need to tell you that this whole “dash” story is made up and not real. Whatever you are hearing from him is false, please do not believe everything you read online.

  • Nick Jonas

    Yeah, there was.
    It was special… to me.
    Maybe i’m just a hat to you Nick, but i’ll
    never forget that night in the jacuzzi, when you sung
    When You Look me in Eyes to me. I’ll just be chilling out in the corner of your room in Dallas, but if Selena trys to come back in, i’m jumping out the window. Thats a promise.

    ———

    Dude, that was careless due to the amount of doobies me and Joe rolled that night. Though streaking after was pretty hysterical. J-lo hasn’t looked at me the same ever since..

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Look! its Fattison DeLARDgarza!
    ————————-
    Look! its Tigeressa the bitch!

  • Anonymous

    your proof is a photo that has already been online a long time on flickr? wow…convincing!

    maybe if you post an actual NEW photo of you and miles ppl would think you’re not full of bs

    and “Big deal, haha”

    Apparently it is to you, since you’re the one creepin on ocean spilling your famous “friend”‘s secrets and trying to prove yourself to a bunch of anonymous teenagers :)

  • Anonymous

    Ugh. Nicholas.
    Will you please stop making your hat angry?
    Without him.. it’ll just be… you. Not as pleasuring.
    Thanks Nicky! xoxoxo.

  • Anabella

    hookah = tobacco. chill out.

  • Random

    Why are thee many people who are too blind to see how amazing truly Kevin really is?

  • BFA

    I know,, who the hell are they to talk about their purity rings? Like, wtf? Stupid one hit wonders. I think it’s about time the JBizzle leave the Mouse Hizzle.

  • Demi Lovato

    how did you know

  • Anonymous

    What did Nick do to Selena that was so horrible? Nick waqs into Selena like he was into Miley…

  • alliegator.(:

    trace might not be the most attractive person to any of us, but he could be the most gorgeous guy inside and out to demi.

    we shouldn’t be assuming they had sex, are having sex, or will have sex. it’s none of our business.
    all i know is, demi is very pretty for some of the guys she chooses.

  • Anonymous

    1. that was a poser

    2. no one thinks Jay is Joe

    3. Don’t try acting like Jay is a poser, we think he/she is very sweet, always calms down the teenies, and reasons with the haters. Hopefully Jay will become a regular because they’re very kind.

  • Anonymous

    you know there was that night in the hotel jacuzzi,
    the jets were going, the music was playing.
    -x-

    WIN.

  • http://myspace.com/478409852 Fatal Attraction

    Drugs, smoking and drinking are bad and disgusting. I don’t care if people say iot’s healthy, I still wouldn’t do it.

  • Anonymous

    And now the thought of that thing………..sweating and neighing on top of Demi.
    ——–
    gross.

  • Anonymous

    laugh out loud.

  • Anonymous

    That ugly boy with the blond chick that Miley dated.

  • Anonymous

    if the jonas brothers made a perfume made of their piss, would you but it?

    ————

    I’d bathe in it.

    ————

    i’d drink it so then i could piss like the jonai o.O

    LMFAO. You sickos :D

  • Anonymous

    You mean this one?
    http://twitpic.com/7x2ef

    They better be using that, because if she gets pregnant with his spawn I swear to God I’ll be forced to burn all my Demi posters and CD’s and go all “The Omen 666″ on her ass.
    That thing must not reproduce.
    ________________________________________________-
    lol

    Poor, poor Demi if she gets knocked up by Trace.
    I would rather be tortured by a demented chinese for the rest of my life than carry that man’s baby.

  • Heyy

    http://community.tribalectic.com/files/imagecache/display/files/experience_image/05-04-08%20new%20piercing%201.jpg

    this is a Prince Albert piercing,
    Trace has one done.

    *pukes*
    and Demi is dating/fucking him ?

    _____________________

    a LITTLE warning might have been nice hahaha ewe I seriously think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth! nasty! (and small) hahaha
    _________________________________-
    I don’t know what’s worse, that he has one on or that he fucki ng tried to get it back to the store!

    Really, for fuc ks sake, this is the most douchebaggery thing I’ve ever seen.
    ________________________

    I KNOW RIGHT!?! What a fucking douche! Why would he think he could return that shit anyway! that’s just NASTY!

    ————-
    oh shit! wait, did I miss something!?
    haha please dont tell me that he actually tried to give it back to the store

  • Anonymous

    What did Nick do to Selena that was so horrible? Nick wasn’t into Selena like he was into Miley…

  • Anonymous

    AWW! Madison is the cutest little girl ever!

  • LL

    haha,
    oh wow.
    Yall mean serious business in here, but okay..

    http://s759.photobucket.com/albums/xx238/Ashleybbygirl/?action=view&current=meee.jpg

  • Nick Jonas

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?

    ————

    Yeah I know dude, but why you gotta call me out like this?
    I thought..we had something.


    You have only worn me 6 times, I thought I meant something more to you, did that night in the hotel jacuzzi mean nothing to you ?!?!
    I use to be just a cap, but then you made me into a Hat.

    ———–

    Night in Jacuzzi..
    That wasn’t me dude.

    And to the contrary my friend, a hat is a more warm name for you. Which I presented you with. Sorry you’re not satisfied with the commendations I provided for you. There was never any lint on your body. I feel utterly betrayed.


    NICK! Don’t deny me in front of your friends,
    you know there was that night in the hotel jacuzzi,
    the jets were going, the music was playing. If you don’t want me anymore, then just move to Joe’s room, i’m fucking tired of sitting in the corner of your room anyway, your like a 60 year old man. BORING.

    ———–

    I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!
    I caressed you in my arms for hours while we watched Montel reruns. I thought that was something?

    I think I’ll piss on your face when I get home.
    Make my own kind of highlights.

    You smelled like ass anyway.

  • Anonymous

    I heard Thomas was actually a decent guy with good grades and all. I never heard anything negative.
    __
    actions speak more than words

  • tiger:)

    What if it was called Vanilla Mocha?
    ————————
    lmaoooooo of course i can see the comecial for it now

    “get it now ne jb perfume called “Vanilla Mocha” it has the wonderful smell of piss.

  • BFA

    Dude, What. The. Fuck. Are you serious right now?

    Ahhh, look it’s Joe! Like, no. No one gives a flying fuck!

  • Anonymous

    DID EVERYONE DIE?

  • Anonymous

    get a fucking life asshole

  • Anonymous

    gosh u people are so gulible

  • Anonymous

    Demi is a really sweet girl. Her and trace are having fun but things are pretty serious it’s only there schedules are different. On her and selena they are friends but selenas gets protective over her and is really jealous of her and mileys close friendship

    _____________

    AND who exactly are you claiming to be? hmmmm? I’m sure a close friend right?? How would YOU know if they are serious. They have both been on tour, no where near each other. That sounds, REAL serious to me. haha

  • Nick’s (retired) Cowboy Hat

    Yeah, there was.
    It was special… to me.
    Maybe i’m just a hat to you Nick, but i’ll
    never forget that night in the jacuzzi, when you sung
    When You Look me in Eyes to me. I’ll just be chilling out in the corner of your room in Dallas, but if Selena trys to come back in, i’m jumping out the window. Thats a promise.

    ———

    Dude, that was careless due to the amount of doobies me and Joe rolled that night. Though streaking after was pretty hysterical. J-lo hasn’t looked at me the same ever since..


    Your making no sense to me anymore my friend,
    i’m moving on too bigger and better things, i’ll be out of your room by morning, I just have to find some way to get the hell down from the chair in the corner of your room. I’ll be in Joe’s room from now one, don’t stop by, *tear*….. I won’t answer. *crying*

    Well, i’m off to bed. Big day tomorrow, Moving day.
    Night yall.

    Remember my face, you’ll be seeing it again someday.

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3553/3341380433_0bf16a17a6.jpg

    OLAY.

  • Anonymous

    it looks like demi is sticking up her middle finger in the 2nd picture with the guy and the girl. haha
    shes still amazing singer.lol :) i love her!

  • Anonymous

    No.
    For the last time, hookah is the STRUCTURE you see. It is not the stuff you inhale. Sometimes people smoke tobacco, but in the US most people use it to smoke weed. The end.

  • alliegator.(:

    shii, i know that with nick being in my life the way he is just by me being a fan, i’m happier.

    let alone in your life actually, i’d be like beaming. LMAO

  • Anonymous

    Guys, i need to tell you that this whole “dash” story is made up and not real. Whatever you are hearing from him is false, please do not believe everything you read online.
    —————————
    yah. okay joe:P

  • Nick’s Curl

    I feel so left out. i’m just an outcast in the back of nick’s hair.
    I have never seen what he really looks like.
    my miserable life…

  • Anonymous

    LMAO at gaston being a pathetic pot head now. he’s drinking and doing weed…again. he put on the “christian” front to score Miley. BAHAHAHAHA he’s so pathetic. what does he do?! he’s always sitting there playing that damn guitar. seriously dude, get a damn life.

    you have NO idea how happy i am that miley dumped his ass and is wanting NOTHING to do with that lying drunken pothead.

  • Anonymous

    That you’re a pretty chill person.

  • Anonymous

    LADIES AND GENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE WELCOME OUR NEWEST INSIDER

    “danger”

  • Nick’s Curl

    I WILL MISS YOU…. *cries*

  • BFA

    You disgust me. I never ever have had such a strong hatred towards anyone in my entire life, but people like you are an exception. You are a filthy piece of worhtless trash, and I hope you get a javelin shoved up your ass. I hate resorting to talking like this, but I refuse to take it back. Karma’s a bitch, and I hope it comes back around and slaps you in the face. HARD.

  • BFA

    Personally, I think you are a Jonas Brother. Or all of them. Whatever. So…one of you read the Dirty Jonas porn on Youtube? Haha, creepers.

  • Anonymous

    “guys” please post proof, every other thing you or any other “insider” says will be considered as bullshit.

  • Anonymous

    OMJ Nick can’t you smile when your not around Miley?

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Agreed. Seriously people, why does it concern you if two people you don’t know are enjoying each other’s company. It’s sad that today’s youth believes that sex ids the first thing important in a relationship. Do you realize how ridiculous it would be for Demi to have sex with Trace when she won’t see him till like next January?? Im pretty sure the girl has values, something some of you people don’t understand.

  • BFA

    Haha, nice try. That definitely is not the same person. A for effort though.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?

    ————

    Yeah I know dude, but why you gotta call me out like this?
    I thought..we had something.


    You have only worn me 6 times, I thought I meant something more to you, did that night in the hotel jacuzzi mean nothing to you ?!?!
    I use to be just a cap, but then you made me into a Hat.

    ———–

    Night in Jacuzzi..
    That wasn’t me dude.

    And to the contrary my friend, a hat is a more warm name for you. Which I presented you with. Sorry you’re not satisfied with the commendations I provided for you. There was never any lint on your body. I feel utterly betrayed.
    ———
    NICKY! Baby! Don’t treat your cowboy hat like that… remember that time when we played cowboy, and I was riding you but you stopped and went under your bed, andn got the beloved cowboy hat and put it on me for more effect. We can’t leave the cowboy hat behind :) It’s a part of our memories Nicky!!! =]
    I LOVE YOU BABY!!
    I can’t wait to see you ahha =]]]]]]]
    love
    MILEY! I’m the HBIC get out of my way!

  • Anonymous

    Ahhhh

    Good old Thomas.

    The first one to show the world Miley Cyrus is a slut.

  • Anonymous

    if the jonas brothers made a perfume made of their piss, would you but it?

    ————

    I’d bathe in it.

    ————

    i’d drink it so then i could piss like the jonai o.O

    ——–

    Ah, good idea. But make sure there’s a muffin underneath so you can eat it afterwards.

  • Anonymous

    Lmfao.

    This is actually hilarious.
    Right now is REALLY not a good time to pose.

    But hey. Knock yourself out.

  • Anonymous

    So she’ll fuck that horse Trace and she won’t even give Joe a little peck on the cheek.

  • mystical

    Mhmm..
    We believe you..NOT.

    Dash provided proof.
    And just because your
    name is ‘Danger’ doesn’t mean
    your’e the real Joe Jonas.

    Trust me,there are 2455857374 posers in here.
    And to give out legit facts,we need proof.
    It’s the rule.

  • Anonymous

    I love how joe ALWAYS smiles :) he has one beautiful smile. But why doesn’t nick?
    like EVER.

  • Lizzie

    lol @ miley’s random ex, demi’s little sister with a dolphin, & justin and friends being “fan meeting” related. it’s hilariously wtf :)

    LOL
    is not a dolphin is a sea lion

  • alliegator.(:

    vanilla mocha? and smells like piss?
    how the hell are you going to sell that?

    “NOW FOR A LIMITED TIME, YOU CAN SMELL LIKE THE PEE THE JONAS BROTHERS PISS IN A TOILET. FOR ONLY 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $12.99, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CLASSMATES RUNNING AT THE SITE OF YOU!GET IT NOW, THE JONAS BROTHERS DIG THE SMELL OF PISS.”

    shoot, that’s gross dude, who even comes up with these kind of topics? LMAO

  • Anonymous

    haha,
    oh wow.
    Yall mean serious business in here, but okay..

    http://s759.photobucket.com/albums/xx238/Ashleybbygirl/?action=view¤t=meee.jpg
    ————————
    heellooooo?
    thats not even the same girrl!
    we’re not T H A T stupiid.

  • Melissa.

    This is why I hardly come on here, a lot of hate. In my opinion you should meet the person first. For example, I use to HATE Taylor Momsen. I thought she was just a diva that cared for no one. But a few weeks ago I went to The Veronicas concert where her band was one of the opening acts and met her. She was one of the most down to earth people I have ever met. She was very sweet and funny too.
    So that’s all I have to say.

    & before anyone says “Yeah right you haven’t met her” look up at the top. 14th down it’s the picture of me, a bad picture of me btw, and Taylor Momsen. And we’re standing right by the Veronicas bus.

  • Random

    Which jonas brother do you think has the biggest hairyest set of testicles?

  • tiger:)

    haha someone posted this in a post yesterday i love it.
    ======
    Justin Gaston | July 11, 2009 9:17 PM | Reply
    Hey children of God. My name is Justin Gaston. You may know me for my wonderful performance on FOX’s new hit TV show called “Glee”!…..No? Well, okay try this. I was the creepy 20 year old underwear model that lied about being a nice Christian boy in order to land a boy obsessed, naive 16 year old girl just so I can see free promotion and money to pay for my apartment and guitars. It was a pretty sweet gig. I mean, I got to spend everyday with some rich people who were too blind to see that I’m a complete waste of life and just using them to move ahead in the business!

    ANYWAYS I’m in need of a job so if there are any other native families out there that I can fool, I would greatly appreciate hitting me up on my iPhone that has a mind of it’s own (no I do not stalk my ex girlfriend’s Twitter and accidently @ reply her!). I’m very low maintenance. I don’t cut my hair, so that’s a big savings. I also buy just one tshirt from Walmart a month. I do have an AMAZING blue button down shirt, but I didn’t buy that. GOD send that down from Heaven. I swear. I’m also willing to get tattoos for you. Is it around the holidays? NO PROBLEM! I’ll gladly leave my family after only dating you for 3 months to spend the hoidays with you. Even Christmas! I mean, I’m a big Christian and a “family guy”, but…..screw my family! I’m here for you 24/7. I’ll strum my incredibly small guitar for my size for you while you work and sing girly songs about love and happiness. Need a ride after pilates? I’m your man! Because I don’t have a life, I’ll be there in my beat up old truck drinking something from McDonalds (okay okay, so it’s really beer. but I can fool you really easily!). Need someone to wash your car? I’ll run down the street shirtless for it! Do you have a dog? No? Great! I’ll be your lap dog. Did I mention that I was FUNNY?! Because I am a RIOT. I have this BOLT tshirt that is just a hoot. Really. I may look like a specials needs child, but I’m so witty and funny beyond belief. Really! I BE FUNNY BIATCHES!

    Sure, everything I offer is creepy and lazy. But hey, I do it damn well! So if you’re interested in my services, just check the computer from Barnes and Noble for my cellphone number. Just be sure you’re ATLEAST 12. I do have my boundries, you know.

    Peace and Love from the big guy above (I’m such a funny guy!),
    Justin Gaston

  • Anonymous

    Dudes Trace is barely going to bed and it’s 3 a.m.

  • Anonymous

    lol at tommy, i know him, i was friends with him while he was dating miles, no, i never met her, he’s a pretty nice guy, i mean, he’s really fun to hang out with, but defenetely not a good guy to have as a boyfriend, he’s a manwhore, hahah, i remember he used to tell all his friends he was dating miley, i miss him, i moved so when we don’t get to hang out anymore ):

  • tiger:)

    What do you think the jonas brothers would say if they read my questions?
    ————-
    they would be trying to find out who you are so that they can call the mental institution.

  • Anonymous

    The Internet is serious business!

    And that still doesn’t prove that’s you. You need a picture with you and Miley or a picture with you on OceanUP and THEN we’ll believe you. I mean it’s just TOO easy to find two pics like that.

    Once again, I’m sorry if you’re legit, but here you’re guilty until proven innocent.

  • Mandy

    OK, lister WOWP lovers, the biggest ratings Hannah Montana ever got was 10.7 million viewers,
    if WOWP ever beats that, you can basg on us all you want,
    but for now, hannah montana is the most sucessful disneychannel show.
    —————-
    Lol stop living in the past and come join us in the present. WOWP>HM

  • $$$

    Nick, If You Seek Amy. (: Did yall know (Im sure ya did) that the song If You Seek Amy really means F U C K ME? (:

  • Anonymous

    haha,
    oh wow.
    Yall mean serious business in here, but okay..

    http://s759.photobucket.com/albums/xx238/Ashleybbygirl/?action=view¤t=meee.jpg

    ———-
    LOL! That is NOT the same girl you posted in the picture above. But good try.

  • Anonymous

    glad to see miley’s former DOUCHEBAGS found some new playmates.

  • Anonymous

    What if it was called Vanilla Mocha?
    ————————
    lmaoooooo of course i can see the comecial for it now

    “get it now ne jb perfume called “Vanilla Mocha” it has the wonderful smell of piss.

    ———–

    Yeah but you wouldn’t know it was piss until you sprayed it on yourself. Like, they didn’t tell you it was piss. But called it Vanilla Mocha.

    How fucking hilarious would that be?

  • heidi montag’s pet yorkie

    MILEY CYRUS LIKES LEMONADE, THE COLOR PURPLE, NICK JONAS AND LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH!!!!!!

    JUST DON’T TELL HER I TOLD U I WOULDN’T WANT HER TO STOP TELLING ME HER SECRETS ;) ;) ;)

  • Anonymous

    wow @ what miley hangs with. & haaha at thomas, who would wanna do shit with that kid ? blah

  • Nick’s Curl

    I’m such a loner =[

  • Anonymous

    They don’t look like hickeys it looks something irritated her skin like allergies.

  • Anonymous

    Check out this Jonas package!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/maturejonas/2641675684/

    Now thats a package!

  • you’llbescreamingitoneday<3

    hey, btw, what proof did dash postt?
    just curiouss.
    i missed this whole ‘dash’ thingg.

  • Anonymous

    The only one who can make Nick all smiley is Miley..

  • Anonymous

    Kevin looks great in that pic!!

  • Anonymous

    You have got to be kidding me.

    People. Seriously.
    Stop being so gullible.

    Fuck.

  • Anonymous

    he/she is just very sweet and very compassionate. :)
    nothing funny, just sweet things.

  • Anonymous

    Nicks kinda full of himself

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jpQ6jKk1Pw

  • Anonymous

    you go glen coco

  • Anonymous

    lets speak mean grls

  • Anonymous

    Guys, i need to tell you that this whole “dash” story is made up and not real. Whatever you are hearing from him is false, please do not believe everything you read online.
    —————————————————–
    Oh goody, another “insider”.
    And the name is “danger”. nice name.

  • Anonymous

    LOOL
    at mileys ex boyfriends!

  • Anonymous

    What did Nick do to Selena that was so horrible? Nick wasn’t into Selena like he was into Miley…
    ______
    huh?

  • Cecelia :)

    hahahah cj i love you

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    I would rather be tortured by a demented chinese for the rest of my life than carry that man’s baby.
    ————–
    LMAO haha okay i know i said im going to bed, but that shit is hilarious and yes BFA, Jb totally needs to leave. I give it until next year after Disney will be desperate for new puppies to groom into their stars. They’re a bunch of asswipes who are just using their stars as cash cows. Okay im leaving for real good night my fellow oceanuppers. yuhhhh (:

  • Anonymous

    hookah

  • BFA

    Well her momma’s name is Mandy, right? Sorry, I just assumed. Lol

  • Anonymous

    The Egg Roll was around the time I wrote “Girls’ Night Out,” meaning Prince Charming and I were on a break.We were young and living strange lives.
    But it just so happens that he was also at the Egg Roll.The instant I saw Prince Charming,my heart did a cartwheel.(I was doing alot of actual-and metaphoric-tumbling that day.)It didn’t matter how we fought,what was said,how hard it might be,or if we were taking “time.”There was no question in my heart.We were back together.or we’d never broken up.The point was,everything was right in the world.
    I know I’ve had some pretty remarkable moments in my life so far.But I’ll never forget that day-singing at the White House,introducing Mammie to Laura Bush,and “falling in love all over again”.

    Miles To Go-Miley Cyrus(pg.161)

    I know they are “Just Friends”
    but Nicholas, We all know how the song ends (;

  • allison

    guys, i havent told you this before, but im not who you think i am. i know joe personally, and i know that what you all say about him is completely true. he is addicted to drugs, and he is not a virgin. i know this because we go way back. in fact, we used to date. please, trust me. if you dont believe me, i have proof (i know the oceanup rule)

    http://i29.tinypic.com/2en27mp.jpg

    believe me now????

  • *jonascyruslovatolove*

    OMG what’s up with that Thomas or whatever his name is?
    Why is he in “fan meeting” post? what the heck?!
    okay anyways…
    Joe looks awesome in that pink tshirt, i couldnt pull off a shirt like that,, and i’m a girl x]
    Nick has much lighter hair than I thought.. or maybe it’s the light x]

  • Smiley
  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Because they’re lame! K2 is absolutely sexy and yeah i can say that suck it Danielle! haha jk don’t come after me with the javelin :I

  • Joe Jonas

    Well I guess it’s safe to comment then haha.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get it if Miley and Justin miss each other why they don’t get back with each other instead of their pathetic tweets…
    We know they re talking about each other on their twitter
    it is so obvious

  • Anonymous

    lmaoooooooo, loving the gaston pic with the pot and the booze. classy. as is the thomas pic, actually!

    poor miley. it was all downhill from nick j. although that lucas kid seemed pretty chill.

  • Anonymous

    Stfu about Trace.
    Like Jay said about Joe, “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, once you read the inside, you’ll regret those words.”

  • Anonymous

    they talk all the time and video chat. That’s why I said it’s hard cause of there schedules. But even though demi likes trace. He’s not sure since she is young.

  • kiley torres.

    that girl sitting on that one guy’s lap, is the guy that miley took those pictures with, right ? :D
    i know im right ! xD
    &eww look at sterling!gross.

  • http://www.twitter.com/NaxiPink NaxiPink

    Jonas Bros.
    amazing that with your friends and celebrities who entertained cool with those photos are so sexy

  • Anonymous

    Same here. He used the bible to get to her. That’s pretty much the lowest thing you can do.

  • Random

    No im not a jonas brother nor do i know them, im just a really bored fan. Goodnight

  • guy who sat next to taylor swift in 3rd grade

    OMG SHES SUCH A BIOTCH AND TOTES LOCKS BOYS IN CLOSETS SO THEY CANT BRAKE UP WITH HER TEEHEHEHEE!

    DUN MAKE FUN OF MY SUHPELLIN BY THE WAY I AM DISLEXIK!

  • Anonymous

    Dude. Joe has put on some weight.
    I like it.

  • Anonymous

    if the jonas brothers made a perfume made of their piss, would you but it?

    ————

    I’d bathe in it.

    ————

    i’d drink it so then i could piss like the jonai o.O
    —————————————————-
    lmfao. ahahaha, allison your funny.

  • Anonymous

    What is up with all the posers? They are getting annoying.

  • Anonymous

    I have used that, it’s just flavored tobbacco.

  • Anonymous

    I think their gonna have sex eventually and I don’t have values? Feisty :l

  • Anonymous

    Yay for the motherf0cklng posers.

    I hope something like this happens to them:

    http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8213/81888826.png

  • fant

    Demi is the hottest!!!!
    bye

  • LL

    Selena keeps to herslef, I don’t know much about her, I only really talk to Miley. We use to be so close, then we lost touch, we talk everyone now and then. As for Selena, she is close to Taylor, but she is more reserved and to herself.

  • Anonymous

    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WHOEVER WROTE THAT!!!!!!
    IS AMAZING!

    :D

    SEND THAT TO MILEY LOL!

  • Anonymous

    the 12th pic the girl with nick

    wtf is up with ur lipstick! OMFG!

    demi wannabe much????????????

    Fucking hate demi anyways!

  • Anonymous

    I’m on a boat.

  • Anonymous

    dude way to be an asshole to an eight year old girl.
    a lot of people have chubby phases so stfu!
    ________
    um, thats not chubby, it’s obese for her age. excuse me for wondering about her health.

  • Anonymous

    guys, i havent told you this before, but im not who you think i am. i know joe personally, and i know that what you all say about him is completely true. he is addicted to drugs, and he is not a virgin. i know this because we go way back. in fact, we used to date. please, trust me. if you dont believe me, i have proof (i know the oceanup rule)

    http://i29.tinypic.com/2en27mp.jpg

    believe me now????

    ————-

    OH. MY. GOD.

    I’m crushed. Joe’s not a virgin..damnit.
    Thank you for this proof.

  • Anonymous

    thomas sturges, LMFAO.

  • Nick Jonas

    Hey Everyone!

  • Anonymous

    OMGGMGMGMG IM SO HIGH LOLOL I LUV WEED. PUSSY MONEY WEEd PUSSY MONEY WEED PUSSY MONEY WEEEED

    chicken nuggets
    ————————————————————–
    ha, wtf? why would you get high, then go on oceanup? haha.

  • Anonymous

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/25016007@N08/3715091449/

    okay, I have smoked weed alot, and my dad is lebanese, he smokes argeli like everyday, Weed smoke is thicker then Argeli, and that smoke is weed. I can just tell, I have used it in an Argeli before. That smoke is def weed, it’s not that bad. The herb is the cleanser of the earth
    —————————–
    lol, giiirl, that is not justin and you know it!
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/25016007@N08/3715868630/

  • TNGirl

    OMFG.
    PLEASE PLEASE MARRY ME NOW.
    hahahahahaa.
    I can’t stop laughing, holy shit.
    you are my hero.

  • Anonymous

    Justin and Thomas. EW.
    Thank God Miley is away from those fuckers.
    Speaking of Miley’s exes… Nick Jonas is growing up to be really fucking HOT.

  • Anonymous

    is that a joke? lmao. and what does that have to do with this post, anyway?

  • BFA

    Dude, you just spelled hairiest wrong.

  • Elvis Presly

    you aint nothing but a hound dog ! oh yeah! JOE JONAS how ya doin buddy!?

  • Anonymous

    Miley’s gorgeous and this chick is pretty… why can they not see that Thomas is fug as hell? WTF
    i don’t get it.

  • Anabella

    this might come off rude but does madison has a disability? … if she doesn’t, i’ll feel like a real bitch. but i know i’m not the only who’s wondered.

  • Anonymous

    That story was true the first time they posted it and is even more true today.

    Which means I don’t feel one small bit of pity for Demi for what awful things that are happening to her right now.

  • Anonymous

    LOL!

  • tiger:)

    Look! its Fattison DeLARDgarza!
    ——————–
    wow your pathetic. end of story my time does not need to be wasted on you.

  • tiger:)

    What if it was called Vanilla Mocha?
    ————————
    lmaoooooo of course i can see the comecial for it now

    “get it now ne jb perfume called “Vanilla Mocha” it has the wonderful smell of piss.

    ———–

    Yeah but you wouldn’t know it was piss until you sprayed it on yourself. Like, they didn’t tell you it was piss. But called it Vanilla Mocha.

    How fucking hilarious would that be?
    ————–
    haha i would be mad at first but then i would bust out laughing

  • Anonymous

    LMFAOO!!! HAHA you guys are on point tonight i swear!!!

  • holly

    that thomas sturgess guy is a twat LOL at him thinking he’s cool cos he gets the hot girls… he’s MINGING. and obviously a FUCKTARD. and needs to stop taking pics making out with girls and posting them everywhere. he blatantly posted the ones of him and Miley.

    and i know this is wierd, but i think hot girls only kiss him ‘cos he kissed Miley. i know ite messed up but its the only explanation for pretty people kissing IT

  • Anonymous

    Miley made that kids life now all the girls want to see what’s so special about him that Miley Cyrus wanted to date him.

  • Anonymous

    STFU.

  • Anonymous

    Yay for the motherf0cklng posers.

    I hope something like this happens to them:

    http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8213/81888826.png

    ————-

    Gag. He’s one of those guys that you KNOW their penises are pasty white and sticky.

  • gabbie

    hes not smoking weed!? justin i mean! cuz i have those in my house their called hookah’s its just like a cigarette with waterr..the bottom part holds the water the top part is the tobacco and the hose is how u smoke it…it actually does a lot LESS damagae the smoking a normal cigg.

  • Anonymous

    Look! its Fattison DeLARDgarza!

    Rough day asshole?

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    hahaha

  • holly

    OMG what’s up with that Thomas or whatever his name is?
    Why is he in “fan meeting” post? what the heck?!
    okay anyways…
    _________________________________
    Thats what Thomas does.. oh you’re a fan? ill take a making out picture with you then…

    LOL he’s an actual loser

  • Anonymous

    it’s called hooka, kiddies.
    its not pot

  • allison

    if the jonas brothers made a perfume made of their piss, would you but it?

    ————

    I’d bathe in it.

    ————

    i’d drink it so then i could piss like the jonai o.O

    ——–

    Ah, good idea. But make sure there’s a muffin underneath so you can eat it afterwards.

    ———-

    Oh, of course, I gotta remember to reuse my Jonas piss.

    xD

  • Anonymous

    guys, i havent told you this before, but im not who you think i am. i know joe personally, and i know that what you all say about him is completely true. he is addicted to drugs, and he is not a virgin. i know this because we go way back. in fact, we used to date. please, trust me. if you dont believe me, i have proof (i know the oceanup rule)

    http://i29.tinypic.com/2en27mp.jpg

    believe me now????
    —————————————————-
    ROFL.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    You disgust me. I never ever have had such a strong hatred towards anyone in my entire life, but people like you are an exception. You are a filthy piece of worhtless trash, and I hope you get a javelin shoved up your ass. I hate resorting to talking like this, but I refuse to take it back. Karma’s a bitch, and I hope it comes back around and slaps you in the face. HARD.
    ———————-
    Strong words! Haha and im happy that the “javelin up the ass” comment is spreading. Im sure we will see it more often on here lol :)

  • BFA

    I know that, it was a joke.

  • itsmeeb!tch

    haha really? oprah.
    wow. thats fucked upp. xP

    haha yeah ikr. i swear reading these comments
    is probably one of the funniest things to do.

  • carol_br

    THOMAS IS SUCH A LOSER! He thinks he’s cool, poor guy, I think he’s really ugly.

  • http://google.com Anonymous

    taylor lautner is hotttt!!!!!!! :)))
    ——————————–
    i know right !!!

  • Anonymous

    how does that thomas dude get girls?
    he’s fucking ugly as hell.

  • Anonymous

    nick jonas is becoming really hot.
    and the thingy on the table @justin pictures isn’t a bong it’s a shisha. so it’s nothing bad. i mean i live in germany and kids who are 13 years old smoke shisha although it’s actually for 18+. ah yeah and famewhore to the ones that obviously send pictures of themselves (like this tom boy and mr. gaston) to oceanup.com.
    just saying. no offense.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Which jonas brother do you think has the biggest hairyest set of testicles?
    ———–
    Gag me with a spoon dude. It was funny the first five minutes. Now it’s just beyond weird. Yo boys, if by any chance you’re seeing this just know that this person is on OceanUP from their padded room. Haha jk Random, but forreal dude that’s gross :I

  • mystical

    lol.
    Hey Joe!
    May I ask why you’re on the computer
    instead of idk….helping your Mom?
    I mean..it’s past her birthday and all and
    I think she deserves something special.

  • Anonymous

    We don’t know anything
    Stop Complain.

    btw

    Sorry Man,
    but you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Remember when you bought me ?
    HAH. I DON’T.
    anyone wanna know Nick’s personal life secretzz ?

    ————

    Yeah I know dude, but why you gotta call me out like this?
    I thought..we had something.


    You have only worn me 6 times, I thought I meant something more to you, did that night in the hotel jacuzzi mean nothing to you ?!?!
    I use to be just a cap, but then you made me into a Hat.

    ———–

    Night in Jacuzzi..
    That wasn’t me dude.

    And to the contrary my friend, a hat is a more warm name for you. Which I presented you with. Sorry you’re not satisfied with the commendations I provided for you. There was never any lint on your body. I feel utterly betrayed.
    ———
    NICKY! Baby! Don’t treat your cowboy hat like that… remember that time when we played cowboy, and I was riding you but you stopped and went under your bed, andn got the beloved cowboy hat and put it on me for more effect. We can’t leave the cowboy hat behind :) It’s a part of our memories Nicky!!! =]
    I LOVE YOU BABY!!
    I can’t wait to see you ahha =]]]]]]]
    love
    MILEY! I’m the HBIC get out of my way!

    LMAO!

  • Anonymous

    it’s called hooka, kiddies.
    its not pot

    ———

    Naw, really?

    I would have never guessed.
    People need to scroll up before they comment.

  • Anonymous

    I just showed my dad a picture of Trace and he said he wouldn’t let me date him. Oh god. Hahaha. Demi’s parents probably like Trace though :D

  • Anonymous

    hahahaha TOO GOOD, TOO GOOD

  • Anonymous

    Nicks kinda full of himself

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jpQ6jKk1Pw

    Yo Nick J!

  • LL

    Well,
    Nick dated Selena just to get back at Miley, he never truely cared for her, which was sad, because she really liked alot. He was never over Miley, and stil isn’t. I just really don’t like what Selena & Demi did to Miley, surprised Miley even looks at them now.

  • Anonymous

    you are dumb. IT ISNT A BONG PEOPLE AND IT ISNT WEED. ITS A HOOKAH! you smoke flavored tobacco out of it. and how do you even know hes doing it? he doesnt look to be participating.

  • Anonymous

    sry, but your attempt at being funny FAILS.
    sad you actually sat there, saved the pic, and wrote that and uploaded it and shit.

  • Anonymous

    Is Miley a slut IN YOUR EYES because she made 25 million last year? Or because she is Multi Talented? Movies, Author, TV (last episode He;s the One Top Ratins Ever for Hannah & Disney TV show) Clothing Line Tours or is it the fact that Nick Jonas GENUINELY love & respect each other? By TRYING to Blow out someones candle , WILL NOT make yours glow brighter. Find your OWN gifts & Talents & use them if you have any….

  • Anonymous

    Shut up, “dash” or whoever you are.

    It’s actually quite reasonable to asume they’re fucking.

  • Anonymous

    they talk all the time and video chat. That’s why I said it’s hard cause of there schedules. But even though demi likes trace. He’s not sure since she is young.

    _________________________________________________
    http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/8213/81888826.png

  • Anonymous

    hi-since this post is talking about the JB’s,i just have to say,they seem like such nice,down to earth
    guys,and i honestly hope they don’t come here to oceanUP,because then they’ll get to see all the negative things people say,yes their are alot of positive things,but their are still alot of negative things too.They love their fans and would do anything to make them happy.So imagine if kevin does come here,and sees the stuff written about him,he has feelings too!.However i’m sure they do know they have TRUE fans.Anyway this is how i feel about them,however insignificant it may be:

    1)kevin to me,is the leader,in the
    sense he likes to promote the band,and he is the sweet and understanding one(in some ways misunderstood)
    Plus he seems like he doesn’t take things lightly.The hate PROB.doesn’t get to him as much,’cause he’s got a strong personality.I mean he is 22yrs old.PS-HE IS HOT!
    2)Joe is the funny one with a serious side to him,he
    takes things to heart and as well as gives with his heart,he’s a very genuine person and loves life.
    3)nick he gets shy and reserved sometimes,but he’s 16yrs old,he’s still dealing with alot,especially the fame(i think).He does have a professional side to him though,’cause he takes his work seriously but has a ‘childlike,outlook in life’.He just doesn’t show it to the public,hense the youtube videos..(goofing around).He
    Plus it seeems he doesn’t hold grudges,which is a good quality to have.

    They all puts their hearts into everything,
    and are all gentlemen and respect and love each other,that’s why i look up to them.Family is everything
    to them so please lets respect each of them as individuals.PS-I’m not saying i know them,’cause i don’t,but this is how i preceive them to be like.
    (I had to say some positive things about them,hopefully others will do to!!!)
    Sorry for my long comment.I just had so much to say.
    Love and PEACE xoxo

  • Anonymous

    You disgust me. I never ever have had such a strong hatred towards anyone in my entire life, but people like you are an exception. You are a filthy piece of worhtless trash, and I hope you get a javelin shoved up your ass. I hate resorting to talking like this, but I refuse to take it back. Karma’s a bitch, and I hope it comes back around and slaps you in the face. HARD.
    —————————————-
    ‘and I hope you get a javelin shoved up your ass’
    lmao.

  • Anonymous

    i don’t like justin but to those saying that’s a bong in the picture/they’re smoking pot.
    NOT TRUE.
    it’s a hookah, for one.
    and chances are they are smoking tabaco.
    not pot.

  • Anonymous

    LMAO……It’s pretty safe to say that you’re the most hilarious person on OceanUP…I died laughing and came back to life to write this comment

  • Anonymous

    Nicks kinda full of himself

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jpQ6jKk1Pw

    Yo Nick J!

    1:53-1:54 lmao!!! “Nick? Your On FIRE!!!”

  • Anonymous

    Frankie.

  • Anonymous

    I actually have a serious inquiry. Have there been any serious run ins with the paparazzi or even normal folk with Miley?

  • Anonymous

    who’s the one above taylor lautner?
    it’s really bugging me, that i can’t remember his name, please and thankyou :)

  • Anonymous

    Thats not a bong, idiot
    ITS A HOOKAH

  • tiger:)

    Dude, you just spelled hairiest wrong.
    ————–
    idk why but that just made me lmao.

  • mystical

    got anything new on Miley,hmm…Nick?
    oh wait..haha:P
    You’re fake.

  • Anonymous

    theeyy are all so cute but not the on qith demis sister.. she fat.

  • BFA

    I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean, but hey – I’ll take it.

  • Anonymous

    ok not thay we care

  • My name is Felecia

    Hi,
    I was one of the bullies to Miley in the 6th grade.
    HERES MY PROOF:

    http://www.southernstyleenglishbulldogs.com/file/images/miley_bulldog_female_01_450_bd.jpg

  • Anonymous

    Does Nick ever have a big wide smile? I honestly can’t even picture it in my head.
    _____________________________
    yess. when hes with miley. and with mandy (not mileys friend the one from new jersey)

  • Kait

    that is very true. when i met metrostation last year, trace had sunglasses and a hat on(we were inside), looked down the whole time,didnt say a word, signed the poster, and moved it down. its like he did not wanna be there whatsoever.(probably didn’t but it was for his fans and he should’ve had a least a little bit of enthusiasm). now with the rest of the band i actually had a conversation with them. they were veryyy nice guys.

  • Anonymous

    I believe it demi seems like the type to get really pissed off at people i’m sure it was her idea not Selena’s.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Hi YA’LL.
    So, I’ve heard some things are being spreading about me on these boards and I’ve heard some “Insidrs” r posting
    things bout me on here.. dnt believe them!
    It’s totally and completly not tru. Dnt believe everything u read on here.

    xoxoxoxoxMILEY.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    That wasn’t Joe!
    Joe GAINED weight silly!

  • Anonymous

    Okay. I am seriously going to say this one more time.

    HOOKAH is not tobacco. Nor is it weed. It isn’t anything. It’s the STRUCTURE you smoke things out of. You can use it to smoke tobacco, yeah, but most people use it to smoke weed. Now go to bed.

  • Anonymous

    if the jonas brothers made a perfume made of their piss, would you but it?

    ————

    I’d bathe in it.

    ————

    i’d drink it so then i could piss like the jonai o.O

    ——–

    Ah, good idea. But make sure there’s a muffin underneath so you can eat it afterwards.

    ———-

    Oh, of course, I gotta remember to reuse my Jonas piss.

    xD

    ———-

    Because then it comes back out as crap ;)

  • Joe Jonas

    Ah you know. Checkin up on what everyones sayin’.
    Haha, this is pretty legit. No ones gonna believe its me.

    I’m feelin a lilte breeze of freedom.

  • Leah

    dude,
    I think this person is legit.
    It kinda sounds like -,
    maybe it is just under a new name..

    Why did Nick just all of a sudden wants Miley back in her life ?

  • Jay

    Honestly,
    what are you going to accomplish when posing as someone? nothing.
    You’re just trying to stir up some trouble with another person’s life. I think you should stop now, because you’re being unfair to the people who have to pay for this kind of drama; the celebrities themselves. I know I’d be mad if people acted like they knew me. Your being manipulative with these fans and its wrong.

  • Youallareidiots

    Justin G. is not getting high. That is a Hookah!! They are smoking flavored tobacco. It is not illegal. In fact, they dedicate many lounges and clubs to hookah. You can probably find a hookah lounge anywhere in the country.
    Hookah Shisha is just like smoking a cigarette w/water

  • Anonymous

    So do you guys think Trace is tappin that ass right now?

  • BFA

    Wow, you honestlly thought I believed it was a JB? I was a joke, calm your shit. Jeez.

  • Anonymous

    they talk all the time and video chat. That’s why I said it’s hard cause of there schedules. But even though demi likes trace. He’s not sure since she is young.

    _____________________

    Yeah I’m pretty sure you are just another fake “insider”. Nice try though. I’m sure they DO video chat. Anyone could deduce that one, genius.

    Not sure cause she’s young? That must be why he flirts with her like crazy on Twitter. Cause he’s not sure. Stop trying to act like you got the low down and start shit.

    What is up with all the fake “insiders”? It’s annoying as hell!

  • Anonymous

    Jezz! Chase!!!
    WE GET IT!

    They are smoking. It is not illegal.

    WHO CARES!

  • w

    Thomas and Justin should hook up, they’d make one douche-tastic couple.

  • Anonymous
  • allison

    oh, im so offeneded.

    “sry”, but your attempt at being cool fails.

    and thank you to everyone who can take a joke :)

  • Anonymous

    justin is doing the hookah. it’s arabic. you can do it when you’re like 18.

  • Anonymous

    You disgust me. I never ever have had such a strong hatred towards anyone in my entire life, but people like you are an exception. You are a filthy piece of worhtless trash, and I hope you get a javelin shoved up your ass. I hate resorting to talking like this, but I refuse to take it back. Karma’s a bitch, and I hope it comes back around and slaps you in the face. HARD.

    ———–

    YEAH! JONER HARD!

  • Anonymous

    i concur.
    these fucking pre teens are so stupid.

  • Anonymous

    ROFL.
    fail.

  • Anonymous

    he didn’t wrote that…you are probably following
    a fake twitter justinmgaston is his..

  • Anonymous

    ehhh…I have an eerie suspicion that Jay is Joe…always disappearing when things get to personal, and always changes people’s opinions about Joe. Just, so creepy if you’ve ever read what Jay has written. And $$ or whoever, loves Jay. So I’m guessing it’s the same person…or their friends, or brothers.

    $$-Nick
    Jay-Joe
    K-Kevin

    weirrrrrrd

  • Anonymous

    People talk about what Selena potentially did as being not a big deal, but to me, it makes her sound like a psycho. Also, what was the deal with Justin? Good guy, douche, both?

  • LL

    hahaha.
    I said yall didn’t have to believe me,
    i’m not actually going to post a picture of me,
    or a picture of me and Miley, thats a total invasion of privacy, giving you random fans access to personal pictures like that, but okay.

  • Anonymous

    Madison is just chubby theres nothing wrong with her. FYI in Barney Demi was not only chubby but wore glasses & had a gap between her teeth & see how beautiful she is now…

  • Anonymous

    Check out this Jonas package

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/maturejonas/2641675684/

    Now thats a package!

    ———————-

    O—–M—–FUCKING—-G!

  • Anonymous

    UGH, the word legit needs to DIAF!

  • Anonymous

    i still can’t get over that Nick has like pictures
    of Mileys side boob on his computer..
    it’s gonna take some time until that stops being
    so frickin hilarious,althought is probably never
    will

  • Anonymous

    Well,
    Nick dated Selena just to get back at Miley, he never truely cared for her, which was sad, because she really liked alot. He was never over Miley, and stil isn’t. I just really don’t like what Selena & Demi did to Miley, surprised Miley even looks at them now.

    Demi didn’t do shit stfu.

  • Anonymous

    Everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE where I looked there were pretty bad stories of random people meeting Trace.

    They say he’s an asshole with no manners, unlike the rest of Metrostation.

  • itsmeeb!tch

    haha omg jbizzle mouse hizzle.
    wow. you’re seriously my hero.
    & that person was right..you’re fuckking hilarious
    but you actually have some common sense. :)

  • Anonymous

    Does anyone think Danielle, Camilla&Miley were at MamaJ’s birthday celebration today?

  • allison

    AW. oceanup is making me smile today! :)

  • http://www.oceanup.com S.

    sry, but your attempt at being funny FAILS.
    sad you actually sat there, saved the pic, and wrote that and uploaded it and shit.
    ———-
    NO, your attempt at trying to make it not seem funny FAILS. gtfo

    Hey guys! I can’t really talk right now, because the pickles are calling my name…but uh if you hear Miley Cyrus calling Nick can you please tell me….me and tay need some good deets to spice up the pep talk tonight.
    Your favorite wizard,

    S.

    P.S. My head isn’t a bobblehead or gumdrop… oh shit i just gave away my identity!

  • Anonymous

    well if were believing the hackers story,
    Nick Jonas isn’t as dumbfounded about sex, it seems like he really wanted it. Mr. Secretive Purity my asss.
    —————-
    LOL, oh I know that sweetie.
    I saw the e-mails. I’m just speaking about Miley. Because she was rejecting Nicks little begging, hence the photo ~scandal~

    PROOF?

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty fucking sure her dad doesn’t her mom loved Jeffre Star though so i don’t think she gives a damn.

  • Anonymous

    Nick is fucking hot x

  • Anonymous

    What did Selena and Demi do to Miley?

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    I think their gonna have sex eventually and I don’t have values? Feisty :l
    ——————————————————–
    LOL go figure. You need Jesus or something. I really don’t know what to say to that. Oh no i got a question for you. Tell me why you think they will have sex eventually. Im just curious as to why you think that.

  • <3

    LMAO LMAO LMAO.
    You people are hilarious.
    “my names felecia”
    epic subject, hahh.
    ILOVEYOU.

  • Anonymous

    Lol dude you can smoke weed out of a hookah, and we’ve already established that it is weed based on the smoke.

  • Selena Gomez

    Hi evreyone!
    Just sitting around drinking ice tea.
    Can wait for you guys to hear the new album its something yall can dance to!
    kinda like lady gaga.
    okay im gonna go call taylor swift, we’re gonna tie nick and joe up in the basement.
    Remeber cant wait till yall hear the album its kina like a break up album.

  • ANDREA

    ew shes the most ugly and disgusting person i have ever seen

  • Anonymous

    wtf idiots, you don’t smoke a hookah. the hookah’s the thing you smoke from. god knows what’s in it, by the look on the pedo’s friends’ faces i’d say it’s pot, but who knows. do some goddamn research plz.

  • Anonymous

    I didn’t think shit could get excited but hey.
    Guess that’s what Dierrea is.

    And it’s hard to read sarcasm on the computer, obviously.
    It’s just so fucking retarded everyone’s now accusing people of being a jonas brother when they probably post anonymously anyway.

  • Anonymous

    I didn’t see justin smoking weed.
    I only saw him playing guitar.

  • Anonymous

    Demi didn’t gain weight. She wears loose clothes

    and madison is sooooo cute!!

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    They don’t look like hickeys it looks something irritated her skin like allergies.
    ————-
    Haha okay. I was like “Trace and her didnt meet up that day..” haha jk. Hopefully he made her feel better today. She seemed to have been down the past couple of days.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve heard of alot of girls saying Alex Deleon is the biggest douchbag asshole ever too. Girls always call him out on twitter.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    he deleted it

  • BFA

    Haha, yessss. Ever since the Moviefone interview with JB and the javelin, I’ve used it to insult the cold-hearted bitches here on OceanUp. Lmao, I love pun.

  • Anonymous

    gaaah

  • Anonymous

    Yes. I believe you.
    oh, my gosh.
    what’s it like kissing him?!?!
    xD
    hahahaha

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL you deserve all the praise you’re getting. You and alliegator are like the legit funniest people on here. The teenies make me laugh but that’s another story

  • Anonymous

    AHHHHH THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!
    *traumatized*

    x)

  • Anonymous

    I MISS JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    he’d calm you all down, then preach and talk about eating trix.

  • Anonymous

    my cousin smokes pot.
    and that smoke from justin’s friend
    is definitely a pot

  • Slutty Cyrus

    Hi, I’m SLUTTY CYRUS.
    The Miley you see in all my sexylicious pictures.

    I TELL ALL (show all too, *wink*) So ask me questions, YA’LL
    *giggle snort*

  • Anonymous

    yea…when Jay said it, it sounded better

  • Anonymous

    hahaha.
    I said yall didn’t have to believe me,
    i’m not actually going to post a picture of me,
    or a picture of me and Miley, thats a total invasion of privacy, giving you random fans access to personal pictures like that, but okay.

    __________
    Whats the big deal about posting a pic of you commenting on ocean up? i smell bs.

  • Anonymous

    “If” Demi is a virgin she wont be after tonight ;)
    C’mon you really think Trace wouldnt go for that?
    Because if i was a guy, i would
    & hes older so ofcourse he will

  • Anonymous

    Trace posted a fucking picture of condoms on his twitter. So “-” I’m allowed to assume their doin’ the boom boom pow.

  • Anonymous

    Heres a story, of a lovely lady, who was bringing up three very lovely girls.

    MILEY
    SELENA
    DEMI

    Here’s the store, of a man named Brady,
    Who was busy with three boys of his own,
    They were four men, living all together,
    Yet they were all alone.

    PAPA JONAS
    KEVIN
    JOE
    NICK

    ZOMG !!!1111!

  • w

    WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE PIC OF KEVIN?
    Really Tim?

  • Anonymous

    Check out this Jonas package

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/maturejonas/2641675684/

    Now thats a package!

    ———————-

    O—–M—–FUCKING—-G!

    —–
    Told you people. Koner kicks shit.
    Which is why I stand by my Kevin has the largest penis statement.

  • I’m Barack Obama
  • tiger:)

    i concur.
    these fucking pre teens are so stupid.
    ———-
    STFU!!!!!! please gosh we’ve already disscused this 37287583275893585 times.

  • Anonymous

    retard.

  • Anonymous

    1sttt!

  • allison

    if the jonas brothers made a perfume made of their piss, would you but it?

    ————

    I’d bathe in it.

    ————

    i’d drink it so then i could piss like the jonai o.O

    ——–

    Ah, good idea. But make sure there’s a muffin underneath so you can eat it afterwards.

    ———-

    Oh, of course, I gotta remember to reuse my Jonas piss.

    xD

    ———-

    Because then it comes back out as crap ;)

    ———-

    YUMMY!

  • mystical

    Haha..
    If you REALLY wanna know what everyone’s saying
    go on at day.
    You’re gonna see comments like..
    “z0mg9g!j03 l0okzs 50 h07 in tha picszszs,,,53r!0uslY!!”

  • Anonymous

    awesome.
    :]

  • Anonymous

    thomaaaaaaas

  • Anonymous

    Lol dude you can smoke weed out of a hookah, and we’ve already established that it is weed based on the smoke.

    ——–

    true shit!
    i just showed my cousin that photo
    and he said they are awesome. -.- WTF

  • Anonymous

    so why did you hunt down a pic of miley and some girl to try and convince us in the first place? god you are like the lamest fake insider ever

  • allison

    $$ and K. were definately them. I’m almost 100% sure $$ was them because of the slip up. Jay, not so sure. But who knows, it might be Joe.

  • LL

    I talked to Miley only a few times about Justin when she was dating him, and i’m sorry if yall don’t believe me, i’m not here to make yall believe me, i’m only here to be nosey, i’m not “famous”, or a “jonas brothers”, i’m simply just a regular friend of Miley’s. She has many other friends that aren’t famous, we have been through alot together. I’m only on here like I said to be nosey and to see if I can clear up nonsense getting started about her. I’ve told Miley I come on here, she said she comes on here too, haha. We both are kinda addicted to these things.Justin was a pretty decent guy, I for one, personally didn’t really like him, he was possesive over Milez.

  • Anonymous

    OMGOMGOMG! It’s Miley!!
    I lyke totally luv u & Nick together.
    Yall r da cutest! Lyke foreal.

    ^^^And that my friends, is what it would be like if a teenie saw Miley on a oceanup comment post.

  • Anonymous

    no i don think so if u watched her in videos shes actually the funniest kid i ever saw ans shes a 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better at acting then her sister no offence to demi but she is

  • Anonymous

    Yeah Demi, WTF?

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    taylor lautner is hotttt!!!!!!! :)))

  • katy.

    Well,
    Nick dated Selena just to get back at Miley, he never truely cared for her, which was sad, because she really liked alot. He was never over Miley, and stil isn’t. I just really don’t like what Selena & Demi did to Miley, surprised Miley even looks at them now.
    —————————————————————–

    I’m sorry, i; not saying this didn’t happen, but why do you talk about it like you’re an expert? Are you nick jonas? no, probably not, so you don’t know why he does the things he does or who he does or doesn’t care about. don’t get all mad, i’m just wondering how you know these things. ha.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LL can making all this shit up. Im throwing the BS card on the table. What’s with all the freaking mysterious letters now? Like someone said, by the end of the week we’ll be done with the freaking alphabet. I could say something like this.

    O. Yeah, today Congress is struggling with the attacks from korea

    and people would flip a shit calling me Obama

  • Anonymous

    Please tell me you’re joking.
    otherwise, i will think you’re someone in need for attention.
    :/

  • Anonymous

    who selena? ikr?

  • Njlover19

    NICK LOOKS HOT!!!!!!!!!

  • BFA

    Yes, Jonas HARD! No, actually…HARDER! :o

    Is that possible? I don’t know.

  • Anonymous

    I think their gonna have sex eventually and I don’t have values? Feisty :l
    ——————————————————–
    LOL go figure. You need Jesus or something. I really don’t know what to say to that. Oh no i got a question for you. Tell me why you think they will have sex eventually. Im just curious as to why you think that
    —-
    Hahahaha. Well, it’s nothing against Demi she’s a sweetheart. But Trace seems like the kind of guy who likes sex and I think he can’t go very long without it, lmao. Just my opinion :)

  • Anonymous

    Hi evreyone!
    Just sitting around drinking ice tea.
    Can wait for you guys to hear the new album its something yall can dance to!
    kinda like lady gaga.
    okay im gonna go call taylor swift, we’re gonna tie nick and joe up in the basement.
    Remeber cant wait till yall hear the album its kina like a break up album.

    _______________-

    hahahahaha I seriously loled at the SOOO loud! hahaha

  • Anonymous

    cutee!

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Lmao it’s from Mean Girls. It’s supposed to be taken as a compliment.

  • BFA

    That is, if they even post on here. I wouldn’t doubt it if they did just to get a kick out of it, or to read what fans have to say…but no one really knows.

  • the truth

    Hey yall,
    i’m best friends with the Jonas Brothers,
    let me just tell you straight up.

    jOE Jonas is a sex god, he fucks everything that walks
    Kevin walks on water
    Nick eats screwdrivers for breakfast
    Big Rob is a transvesdike by night

    MY PROOF:
    IM THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE.
    TOLD YOU WERE BEST FRIENDZZZ!!!111!1

    http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/events/JTM-044744.jpg

  • Anonymous

    Hahahahahaha Nick is full on creepin’ in that one photo.

  • Anabella

    fo sho.

  • tiger:)

    Trace posted a fucking picture of condoms on his twitter. So “-” I’m allowed to assume their doin’ the boom boom pow.
    ———–
    do you have proof of this?

  • Anonymous

    HI BARACK I LOVE YOU.
    I EVEN HAVE A CHIA WITH YOUR FACE.
    x)

  • Anonymous

    Jay was on the previous post actually, of course, he preached, then left when people got suspicious.

    He’s such a fucking tease I love him

  • http://twitter.com/mileyluver15 mileyluver15

    HAHA TO MILEYS EX BOYFRIEND THOMAS STURGES I HOPE HES HAVING AN NICE LIFE BEING A SLUT WITH OTHER GIRLS HE WAS A PERV AND JERK IM SO GLAD MILEY IS THREW WITH HIM
    ohh and btw niley4ever

  • Demi Lovato

    What the fuck?
    THAT ISNT FUNNY
    I LOVE YOU TRACE
    you’re so cute but i wont date you but i love you
    <3 <3 giddy giddy!
    i love you!

  • Anonymous

    lol @ nicky being a creeper in the 14th one down.

  • -

    you can say and think whatever you want.

    BUT YOU STILL DON’T KNOW ANYTHING.

  • Anonymous

    Hahahaha.

    We should do this everytime a new “insider” appears. It would make OceanUP much more entretaining.

  • Vic2763

    What did Miley even SEE in that Thomas guy anyway?
    ———————–

    That was totally a rebound reaction. Miles threw herself all over him and promptly dumped him. I think its obvious she was still hurting from the break up. And Justy was pushed on her by BR. He was an obedient lapdog tho =O He made a fool of himself trying to stay in that relationship.

  • isabella

    that tom guy, likes sluts i suppose haha

  • hey

    lol at tommy, i know him, i was friends with him while he was dating miles, no, i never met her, he’s a pretty nice guy, i mean, he’s really fun to hang out with, but defenetely not a good guy to have as a boyfriend, he’s a manwhore, hahah, i remember he used to tell all his friends he was dating miley, i miss him, i moved so when we don’t get to hang out anymore ):
    ————————
    i bet he was an ass!

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    I hate that song Boom Boom Pow. Yes, i know this is random. But Fergie’s obnoxious shouting and the obnoxious beats and the lame auto tuning doesnt equal a good song and i have no idea why it’s topping the charts.

  • Selena Gomez

    Ah you know. Checkin up on what everyones sayin’.
    Haha, this is pretty legit. No ones gonna believe its me.

    I’m feelin a lilte breeze of freedom.
    ———
    uhhhhh…. hey joe uh miley and camilla are at my house uhh.. me and tay…. oh! uh i mean they wanted you to come over and they want you to bring nick also.

  • Anonymous

    Oh my, Sterling looks older! Damn, he’s fiiiiine.

  • Anonymous

    omg what if before the storm wins the tca wouldnt be awarkd getting up there hhaha i just can imgaine

  • Anonymous

    You had me at wink.

  • Anonymous

    lol @ gaston getting high
    nick is hot B)

  • Anonymous

    Well,
    Nick dated Selena just to get back at Miley, he never truely cared for her, which was sad, because she really liked alot. He was never over Miley, and stil isn’t. I just really don’t like what Selena & Demi did to Miley, surprised Miley even looks at them now.

    Demi didn’t do shit stfu.
    ——————-
    Uh yeah she did, if you’re going by Dash’s story. Dash said it was Selena AND Demi that came between Miley and Nick.

  • allison

    Trace posted a fucking picture of condoms on his twitter. So “-” I’m allowed to assume their doin’ the boom boom pow.

    ——-

    LMFAO. that made me laugh so fucking hard.

  • Nicks Cowboy Hat

    Hey yall,
    I’m Nick’s cowboy hat.
    I’m just saying, cus im an ~insider~

    http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jjr/headlines/2009/03/nick-jonas-cowboy-hat.jpg

    thats meeeee ^^^

  • jazmin

    is that mileys ex?

  • Anonymous

    yeah what the hell the days i want her to tweet stuff which is rare she doesnt and every other day she tweets like a mad woman

  • Anonymous

    Possessive in a creepy way? Cause right now he seems obsessive. Does Trace know what Demi and Selena did?

  • Big Rob

    Don’t listen to this btch ass ho!

    I’m for real and that’s no lie! Stop drop and roll and touch your toes! I got Nick J with me, bringin it down

    ~~~~**PROOF~~~:
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2110/2139316259_68fb4c9263.jpg

  • Anonymous

    yeah go check tweleted.com he put the QUOTE from the same song
    Is it me or they re acting weird ?
    It’s like they re sending message to each other for days now …
    I guess we will see Mustin in august :s
    Have a nice day guys <3

  • Anonymous

    5th

  • joe + camilia = true love 4 ever!

    justin bieber is my loverrrr all the jonas fans will go to him if they dont step their game up!

  • Anonymous

    waaait. who are you.

  • Anonymous

    july 14th is tomorrow, teenies get your inhaler ready. though i’m gonna laugh so hard when nothing happens besides a shitty Honor Society video premeire.lol

  • vicky

    i love nick’s lines, vines and trying times shirt! <3

  • Anonymous

    Nick looked so good in that interview, That was the day he told the insider he was single when they asked. He had been single since Oct but he was on a Mission in Feb to tell everyone, cause everyone who asked Nick he say I am single. I AM SINGLE MILEY DID YOU HEAR THAT?? Nick was done, hook line & sinker when he saw Miley at the Golden Globes! Niley looked the best I ever saw her look that night. Her hair, her dress , she was flawless. I read somewhere after he saw her he texted her when they got to their seats and told her she looked beautiful. OMJ! Awwww

  • http://twitter.com/mileyluver15 mileyluver15

    WOOWOWOWOWOW TAYLOR LOOKS SO AKWARD I WOULD HATE IF A CELEB DIDNT PUT THERE ARM AROUND ME BECAUSE THEN YOU DONT WANT TO DO IT IF THEY DONT SO ITS REALLY AKWARD I LIKE CELEBS WHO ARE OUTGOING AND NICE LIKE MILEY,DEMI,JONAS BROTHERS, PRETTY MUCH THE DISNEY STARS UNLINE……………………………TAYLOR.. SHE WOULD BE BANNED FROM DISNEY SHES NOT A ROLE MODEL SHES A SLUTTT

  • Anonymous

    Hahahaha

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Lmao im sure Joe would be oh so proud of us. Haha i loved his impersonation of the teenies. It’s like he spent a day in one of their shoes. It was an accurate depiction of how they flip a shit.

  • Anonymous

    ehhhhh, bring back Jay, he’s good with convincing people to think otherwise

  • Anonymous

    i just talked to that person who posted the justin pics with friends on flickr.

    and the person said just left a messaged
    and told them to bring those pics down.
    so the person deleted it.

    If its just a simple thing and not a pot or weed
    why did he messaged them to delete it?

    anyways its on oceanup now lol HAHAHAHA

  • Andrea

    DEMI LOOKS GORGEOUS AS USUAL I LOVE HER!! and Madie looks so cute with the sea lion

  • Anonymous

    no

  • tiger:)

    I talked to Miley only a few times about Justin when she was dating him, and i’m sorry if yall don’t believe me, i’m not here to make yall believe me, i’m only here to be nosey, i’m not “famous”, or a “jonas brothers”, i’m simply just a regular friend of Miley’s. She has many other friends that aren’t famous, we have been through alot together. I’m only on here like I said to be nosey and to see if I can clear up nonsense getting started about her. I’ve told Miley I come on here, she said she comes on here too, haha. We both are kinda addicted to these things.Justin was a pretty decent guy, I for one, personally didn’t really like him, he was possesive over Milez.
    ——————–
    OH CRAP!! its Liam! lmao

  • mystical

    Lol.
    As much as I love
    epic late night posts..
    these posers coming out at night crack me up:P

  • Anonymous

    are u sure thats a bong in the pics with justin? whats that random thing coming out the side? weird.

  • Anonymous

    cute

  • mystical

    You dash??
    haha:P
    Btw,is it true that something will happen
    on the 14th?

  • Anonymous

    hahahah

  • Slutty Cyrus

    You had me at wink.
    —–

    Yes bb, yes.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, in the ones with the bong.

  • katy.

    So do you guys think Trace is tappin that ass right now?
    ————————————————————
    haha, this made me laugh. so random, but as a matter of fact, i do. hahah.

    and to other people, i doubt kevin, joe, and nick have very much extra time to go online and read gossip about themselves. i mean, if they do, it’s probably very rarely.

  • Anonymous

    the LL person just copied what dash said
    then you all fall for it? lmfaooooooooooo

  • tiger:)

    Hey yall,
    I’m Nick’s cowboy hat.
    I’m just saying, cus im an ~insider~

    http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jjr/headlines/2009/03/nick-jonas-cowboy-hat.jpg

    thats meeeee ^^^
    —————
    lmaooooooo haha thats halarious

  • lmao

    THANK GOD NO MILEY

    WTF ISNT THAT THE GUY MAKING OUT WITH THAT CHICK THE SAME ONE MILEY WAS ON TOP OF WITH MONEY AND CRAP ??

    AND OMG STERLING NIGHT AND FACIAL HAIR..HE LOOKS LIKE SPENCER PRATT

  • Anonymous

    Well,
    Nick dated Selena just to get back at Miley, he never truely cared for her, which was sad, because she really liked alot. He was never over Miley, and stil isn’t. I just really don’t like what Selena & Demi did to Miley, surprised Miley even looks at them now.

    Demi didn’t do shit stfu.
    ——————-
    Uh yeah she did, if you’re going by Dash’s story. Dash said it was Selena AND Demi that came between Miley and Nick.

    Well I guess Miley forgave Demi, because apparently their “best friends” now.

  • niley.

    boom boom pow-jeffree star :D

  • Demi Lovato

    hi best friend

  • tiger:)

    lmao @ gaston hanging out with pot heads!
    i guess its just all down hill for you huh, gaston?

  • Anonymous

    “If” Demi is a virgin she wont be after tonight ;)
    C’mon you really think Trace wouldnt go for that?
    Because if i was a guy, i would
    & hes older so ofcourse he will
    ———————
    honestly, i’m pretty sure demi’s not a virgin.
    and it’s obvious that trace isn’t too.
    so…

  • MILEY’S SIDE BOOB

    I DIDN’T APPRECIATE ALL YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YESTERDAY :( I WOULD’VE GIVEN U INSIDER SCOOP BUT NOT ANYMORE SRY

  • Anonymous

    4,5+6
    WTF?

  • TNGirl

    That dude that is kissing that girl, Miley was kissing him in those pictures, what a manwhore.
    Miley, you deserved bettter.

  • BFA

    No, I know it’s from Mean Girls but I didn’t know if I should take it as a compliment or an insult. Haha, I thought it was a compliment but I wasn’t totally sure.

  • mystical

    WIN!!!
    lol.
    Obama..

    teenise:Z0m9!!that’s 0bam4!!!see..it’s 0..

  • Anonymous

    LOLOLOLOL.

  • carla

    I love taylor first?

  • Anonymous

    yes its a compliment

  • Anonymous

    i’m not sure if i believe miley is a virgin. i mean that guy has his hands up that girls shirt from the back! imagine what him and miley were doing!! he looks like he has one thing on his mind and i think we all KNOW what this thing is.
    ————
    So, she can still be a virgin. Most of the guys I’ve dated were like Thomas (well… not look wise O_O) in the sense that they are all touchy feely… but I never had sex with any of them. A couple would ask me to, but thats when I’d end it after we’d fight about it. Miley is serious about her purity – proven by the hackers emails, therefore I say she’s still a virgin. If shes done things, it definately hasn’t been all the way.

  • Anonymous

    Alright, so this is totally off topic..but I think I found Joe’s personal myspace. I have a lot of his pictures from codes..haha. I’m not going to post some, because they’re too private, but yeah:

    http://i29.tinypic.com/2vd1e2t.jpg

  • Anonymous

    that guy in the 3rd pic always doesn’t seem to care if people are taking pictures of him making out.

  • LL

    Well,
    Nick dated Selena just to get back at Miley, he never truely cared for her, which was sad, because she really liked alot. He was never over Miley, and stil isn’t. I just really don’t like what Selena & Demi did to Miley, surprised Miley even looks at them now.

    Demi didn’t do shit stfu.

    Yeah, she did.
    I’m not even going to get into everything.
    I’m really not in the liberty to talk about everything right now, though.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Hahahaha. Well, it’s nothing against Demi she’s a sweetheart. But Trace seems like the kind of guy who likes sex and I think he can’t go very long without it, lmao. Just my opinion :)
    ———–
    Well, i guess that’s fair. You gave me your opinion and i expect that. Like i said, we all make assumptions. I just think that Demi has better judgement than that. I honestly believe that the possibility of how the far they go will be just a make-out session if anything. hey who knows they could be sitting at a table drinking tea.

  • tiger:)

    Don’t listen to this btch ass ho!

    I’m for real and that’s no lie! Stop drop and roll and touch your toes! I got Nick J with me, bringin it down

    ~~~~**PROOF~~~:
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2110/2139316259_68fb4c9263.jpg
    —————–
    hahahahah ohemge my side hurts.

  • JB/BHB/MC fan

    those first three pictures under the cut of thomas sturges were totally irrelevant off topic . . . not to mention , trashy .

  • Anonymous

    I think $$’s comment was a typo. Plus $$ was all “Omg I love your comments Jay!” Jay is sneaky, if it is Joe, because he never slips up, but he always leaves a good impression. Idk, who really knows?

  • Anonymous

    Kevins rear looks just as hot as the front

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/maturejonas/2901895263/

  • Demi Lovato

    LONG TIME NO SEE ROB!

  • katie

    dude lets fans strattle them when meeting him? or is that just thrown in there for fun? haha.

  • tiger:)

    Thomas and Justin should hook up, they’d make one douche-tastic couple.

    ————
    haha i agree i can totaly see justin sitting on thomas’s lap and selling the picture to the papz.

  • LL

    Possesive as in, he was so mad whenever she started talking to Nick again, and whenever she would go out with friends, he would get mad and ask why she wasn’t hanging out with him instead.

  • mystical

    lol.
    Nick..
    it proved you’re just
    a regular STRAIGHT teenage boy.
    no biggie..

  • Melissa.

    My picture is up there!! I’m the one next to Taylor Momsen wearing the “la la la” shirt.

    Haha. Exciting. :)

  • Anonymous

    if before the storm wins.

    am i bad that i only want nick and miley
    to get the award cause they sang it both
    and its their love story?

    FOR SURE
    IF THAT HAPPENS.
    THE PEOPLE INSIDE THE VENUE WILL
    ALL GO CRAZY!

  • Big Rob

    Excuse me,
    but i’m the real Big Rob,
    and right now i’m kidnapping Nick..

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/3102811633_094b17e611.jpg

  • Anonymous

    i love madison.
    she’s adorable.

  • Anonymous

    that guy with demi is gay.

  • Anonymous

    Lmfao, totally just youtubed that. Funny shit.

  • Anonymous

    I DIDN’T APPRECIATE ALL YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YESTERDAY :( I WOULD’VE GIVEN U INSIDER SCOOP BUT NOT ANYMORE SRY
    ________________
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

  • Anonymous

    damn, other than nick miley has bad taste in boys. one is making out with some random blonde, the other is smoking weed, wtf? haha i love her though.

    and joeeeeeeeeee ♥ so damn fine

  • Anonymous

    Yes.

    KONER HARD.

    That just happened.

  • Anonymous

    well if were believing the hackers story,
    Nick Jonas isn’t as dumbfounded about sex, it seems like he really wanted it. Mr. Secretive Purity my asss.

  • Anonymous

    It doesn’t matter, I don’t think you can go any lower than “Jobless Pedophilic Famewhore who used his looks and religion to abuse a vulnerable 16 year old girl”

  • Anonymous

    Seriously, he’d be gettin’ that fosho.

  • Anonymous

    Someone care to dig it up? Just for fun

  • Anonymous

    hahahaha.
    dude. we need to do this whole insider thing more often on OU.

  • TNGirl

    ohh, AND.
    that Seal is such a whore, she kissed Demi & Joe now Madison, wtf.

    :D

  • Anonymous

    Listen to 7 things You love me , you like her.. You like her is Selena…

  • Anonymous

    That’s alot of ass.

  • Anonymous

    omfg,
    haha.
    i cant breathe.
    im laughing too hard.

  • Anonymous

    $$ was really Joe.
    Jay is a fan trying to get everyone to THINK it’s Joe.
    K = Kevin.
    mr.p = Nick.

    The End.

  • tiger:)

    Hahahaha. Well, it’s nothing against Demi she’s a sweetheart. But Trace seems like the kind of guy who likes sex and I think he can’t go very long without it, lmao. Just my opinion :)
    ———–
    Well, i guess that’s fair. You gave me your opinion and i expect that. Like i said, we all make assumptions. I just think that Demi has better judgement than that. I honestly believe that the possibility of how the far they go will be just a make-out session if anything. hey who knows they could be sitting at a table drinking tea.
    ——————
    lmao trace does look like the type to drink tea out of little fancy cups.

  • Demi Lovato

    Joe isn’t pure. and neither is Kevin. Don’t tell them i revealed this.

  • Morgan

    Awww, Nicholas Jerry Jonas looks adorable.
    Same with Kevin & Joseph. Demi also looks
    very pretty. :) And what’s up with the girl
    sitting on the guys lap. Who are they? =X

  • Anonymous

    yup of course its a compliment the world isnt filled with ignorant assholes

  • Anonymous

    Is that why they broke up? Did he get really mad or just kind of mad?

  • summer

    justin gaston is super gay!!!

  • Anonymous

    thats hookah not pot.

  • Anonymous

    lol at tommy, i know him, i was friends with him while he was dating miles, no, i never met her, he’s a pretty nice guy, i mean, he’s really fun to hang out with, but defenetely not a good guy to have as a boyfriend, he’s a manwhore, hahah, i remember he used to tell all his friends he was dating miley, i miss him, i moved so when we don’t get to hang out anymore ):
    ————————————–
    wow, tell us more about him!

  • Anonymous

    lmfao
    justin is the guy version of taylor swift
    they are both crazy possesive freaks.

  • Anonymous

    with all the Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Nicks Cowboy Hat, Mileys side boob, Big Rob, Barack Obama posters this post just got 1000 times funnier!

    hahahha

  • Anonymous

    ZOMG.
    SPENCER PRATT *THROWS UP*

  • Anonymous

    I really hope people don’t pose as Jay, but then again, you have to be pretty fucking wise and not make any typos which is impossible for most oceanupers.

  • Anonymous

    eh, where the fuck is Jay? He was sweet. Well, do we even know if Jay is a boy? I hope so, but then again, no one that sweet can be a boy. :(

  • Selena Gomez

    hi best friend
    ————–
    Hey Demi!,how are things going with trace?We havent talked in forever since you went all “selena im in love with you”.

  • Anonymous

    Is that girl with Thomas Sturges a fan or his girlfriend??? And I don’t see how Thomas even has fans, he’s not even famous! And yes, Demi looks like she has gained weight…

  • that girl

    haha nicks creepin

    gosh i love him

  • Mandy

    is that a joke? lmao. and what does that have to do with this post, anyway?
    —————
    No, and no it has nothing to do with this post but does anything else that;s being said in here does? i just wanted to put the truth out there.

  • BFA

    OMG IK! Seriously, I hate that song with a burning passion. It is so fucking annoying. There’s no meaning to it whatsoever, and I heard the Black Eyed Peas are being accused of plagiarism. If you want to steal a song, atleast pick one that’s good!

  • LMFAO

    WOW @ all the posers here.
    lmfao, seriously get.a.hobby.

  • Anonymous

    wow, one whole picture of kevin. people just dont appreciate him enough

  • BFA

    Okay, well then thank you! Oh, and I love that movie. And Damien. “Too gay to function.” Haha :P

  • Anonymous
  • Taylor Swift

    Has anyone seen Lucas? I went to fill up his water bowl but when I came back he was gone.

  • Anonymous

    Demi gained weight.

  • Anonymous

    3rd, 4th, and 5th picture. What the fuck does that guy go around making out with girls? He’s so cool not gonna lie.

  • Anonymous

    JB comes on Oceanup, You guys are nuts!! ROFL LMAO!!!!!!

  • LL

    I’m one of Miley’s friends, she has alot of regular friends that aren’t famous. I hang out with her regulary, I live in LA, but i’m not ~famous~ or whatever. I’ve known Miley for a while, though.

  • Big Rob

    This is me and my boy Nick going to IHop:


    http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/87/230×306/87154_the-jonas-brothers-and-bodyguard-big-rob-who-makes-an-appearance-on-their-burnin-up-track.jpg

    Nick got pancakes and kept talking about miley’s side boobs the whole time, it was a little weird, not gonna lie

  • Anonymous

    yeah go check tweleted.com he put the QUOTE from the same song
    Is it me or they re acting weird ?
    It’s like they re sending message to each other for days now …
    I guess we will see Mustin in august :s
    Have a nice day guys
    —-

    I hope they don’t get back together.

  • meli

    lmao i love how they have some random ass picture of justin and his friends smoking HUKA!!! NOT THE BONG…HUCKAH!! idk how to spell it but yeah.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Camilla has a movie to film. Miley has a movie to film. Danielle maybe because she’s with them, but i heard from one of the many ‘insiders’ on this site, that JB would spend the day with their mom and she would have a romantic dinner with Papa J. And to the people asking about the whole Trace situation, um idk i don’t think she would loose it to him especially when he’s leaving tomorrow. Some people just don’t have sex and say alright see ya in 5 months…may be they made out..to be honest as long as she’s happy, we shouldn’t care.

  • Anonymous

    gys believe ll withot prove

  • Demi Lovato

    Wow, when did Joe get so hot?
    I think he’s turning into my type!

  • jazmin

    yeah, justin,
    but i was talking about the one making out with that girl. that was the same guy she took those pictures with right?

  • Anonymous

    What’d Demi do?

  • Anonymous

    IT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER.

    HE DOESN’T MISS HER.
    HE DOESN’T MISS HER AT ALL.

  • SO MOIST BBY

    this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read. made by my friend as a JOKE.

    “u nasty bitch” kevin screamed as themi rode da diq!1 he spit on da diq and started 2 fuq the hoat hoat bitch!1 “YA YA YA” OHH BABEHH!1 THEMI SCREAMED! juicesz of all kinds squirt from her vjj az her back break in half!
    kevin took out the lube and applied it onto the 14 inch diq and themi gave him a lil yum yum gum b4 he started it in her bvjj again she screammed as he pinned her down and put dat shit in so far she couldnt breathe it wuz getting so mf hott smoke started to drip out of the vjj cuz off the heat so dey switched when themi backed up that juice anuz on dat jizzay jiz diq as it went inside ohhhglsk!!! yayayay when it was over dey was so hott sweating the bed wuz like a swimming pool of cum & oilz they went into the shower to wash all of the juicez off as they ewuz in der kevin started to stiq the tongue down themi throat and she stuck his in the mouth and licking her uvula she puked in his moiuth and he moaned he threw her down and started 2 teabag her acne-free face as they wuz so tired they got into there pajamas and went 2 sleep! good nigght yall!1

    theres part 2 about zoe meyers. :)

  • Anonymous

    Who’s the blond chick sitting on the guy’s dick.

  • Anonymous

    it’s weird to think that demi and tracey and probably fucking right now… as we talk…

  • MILEY’S ASS

    HI MILEY’S SIDE BOOB
    I’M MILEY’S ASS!

    We’ve never met…

  • Anonymous

    I think it’s hookah, not pot. I don’t smoke either, I’ve seen pictures of people smoking both out of that, but mostly hookah.

  • Anonymous

    Obviously.

  • Anonymous

    So we can safely agree that Demi’s type are the worst, most disgusting douchebags in existance?

    Way to punish herself

  • Anonymous

    It doesn’t matter, I don’t think you can go any lower than “Jobless Pedophilic Famewhore who used his looks and religion to abuse a vulnerable 16 year old girl”

    ……..

    standing ovation right there

  • Anonymous

    Miley tweeted
    “Is he dark enough to see your light? Do you brush your teeth before you kiss? Do you miss my smell?” – Damien Rice

    WEIRD MOFO.

  • Anonymous

    Where the hell did Kevin get that ass, heaven? Thanks for that pic. My night just got made

  • Greg Garbowsky

    I’m fucking hot.

    So basically. Suck it

  • Anonymous

    $$ only commented ONCE>
    the other times were posers !!

  • Ramdom

    I swear to god STOP posing as me.use a different name,idiot only one person can be is me:) I swear to god if u say digusting things and pose I will….

  • Anonymous

    Does Nick ever have a big wide smile? I honestly can’t even picture it in my head.

  • Anonymous

    I’m kinda sick of Nick wearing white shirts all the time.

  • Random

    What do you think it smells like when the jonas brothers take a shit?

  • LL

    I hate reliving this, Miley was crushed when they broke up, I called her asking if the rumors were true, then I went over there. She suspected that Justin cheated on her, so she broke up with him earlier that month, then she was fell out of love with him, and just broke up with him, he has been trying to get back with her ever since, We plotted to ride by his house with Taylor when they first broke up, then that plan fell deep.

  • Anonymous

    WOWWWWWWWWWWW. your REAL mature bitch.

  • tiger:)

    lol @ nicky being a creeper in the 14th one down
    —————
    haha that pic is gonna give me night-mares!
    *closets creeks*
    me: Oh shit! nick is that you?!

  • Anonymous

    In all honesty, Kevins popularity on Ocean is in the shitter

  • Anonymous

    omg look at that picture that trace
    posted on his twitter.

  • Anonymous

    LOOOOOOL!

  • Anonymous

    WTF? Only 1 picture of Kevin, but several of Joe and Nick. Major lack of K2 love :(

  • BFA

    Damn, the bitch got served.

  • Anonymous

    Seriously, you guys are assuming everyone who has something
    worth reading is an “insider” or a Jonas Brother. Just, let these
    people live their lives. And by “people” I mean Miley, JB, Selena, Demi, etc.
    They work hard, and they devote what they do just for you.
    All of you. Appreciate it. Don’t demand even more..

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA.
    win.

  • Anonymous

    Awww Jason Dolley is adorable :)

  • Anonymous

    i want nick jonas to slam his huge cock into me.

  • BFA

    Really? I would have guessed Lesley or Leslie or whatever. But I don’t think this person is legit anyway, so it doesn’t matter who they are pretending to be anyway. Unless they prove me of their identity, I refuse to believe a word they say.

  • we love u bb

    hahaha that creepy ugly guy who was with miley is with that blonde whore. that amuses me

  • Anonymous

    lol, no I think Jay is a preacher. He/she doesn’t like getting personal for some reason. Just a nice person all and all. Everyone loves Jay

  • Anonymous

    What the fuck is up with all of these so called “friends” all of a sudden coming on here to ‘clear up rumors?’

    Hahah. I think it’s just fans wanting to fuck with your heads, and you’re all falling for it.

    Don’t believe anything you read on the internet without proof.

  • Big Rob

    here’s me and the JB practicing the conga line for kev’s wedding reception. as you can see me and nick are naturals, the other 2 need some work

    http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/j/jonas_brothers_apple_store_081208/jonas_brothers_apple3.jpg

  • Anonymous

    Wow. Stay classy, Justin and Thomas. JFC Thank God Miley is away from those bozos. However… speaking of Miley’s exes… Nick Jonas is growing up to be really fucking hot. There, I said it.

  • Anonymous

    trace and demi are not fucking
    demi said on her twitter that what he want
    she cant give it to him. unless he’s raping her
    LOL

  • Anonymous

    Is she nice? Is all the mean stuff said about her unwarranted?

  • Anonymous

    LMAO

    That would have been quite an “inside scoop”

  • Anonymous

    that guy is Miley’s ex right? damn he likes sluts!

  • Anonymous

    Lmfao, scaryyy. Even weirder to think their enjoying it :l

    Uh fuck, bad image.

  • ;)

    Demi is a really sweet girl. Her and trace are having fun but things are pretty serious it’s only there schedules are different. On her and selena they are friends but selenas gets protective over her and is really jealous of her and mileys close friendship

  • Raven Symone

    .. no.

  • Anonymous

    definitely hookah kids.
    and justin is definitely not gone.
    his eyes would look like hell.

  • Anonymous

    lol, miley is so confusing on twitter. i give up on trying to figure her out. as long as she’s away from gaston (and thomas, now that i think of it), i’m good.

  • allison

    hahhahahahahaha win. its like, when someone is named “jay” people go HOLY MOLEY SHMOLEY ITS JOE JONAS!!!

    because joe jonas is the only person in the ENTIRE world with a name that starts a “j”.

  • Anonymous

    This is me and my boy Nick going to IHop:

    http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/87/230×306/87154_the-jonas-brothers-and-bodyguard-big-rob-who-makes-an-appearance-on-their-burnin-up-track.jpg
    Nick got pancakes and kept talking about miley’s side boobs the whole time, it was a little weird, not gonna lie
    _____________________

    LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAA THAT IS TOOOO FUNNY!! “it was a little weird, not gonna lie”

  • katy.

    oh lord, joe is lookin good in all those pictures. nick as well. and kevin. damn. love those brothers. haha. and madison is so freaking cute! haha.

    and i love how justin gaston is chillin with alcohol all over the place and a hookah. pahahaha. but, ya know, that’s actually more normal than him dating a 16 year old. haha.

  • sophiia.

    Miley tweeted
    “Is he dark enough to see your light? Do you brush your teeth before you kiss? Do you miss my smell?” – Damien Rice

    WEIRD MOFO.

    ——

    lmaaoo, i know ritee?
    what’s that sopposed to mean?

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO i know right!

    “Mom i talked to Obama on the internet!”
    “Im sure you did hunny…nap time will be soon. go wash up.”
    “Why don’t you believe me???? *starts to foam at the mouth*

  • Anonymous

    Has anyone seen Lucas? I went to fill up his water bowl but when I came back he was gone

    ———

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yah know.

    Ah, I love how Justin Gaston is just sitting there playing his little guitar well his buddies get high. Hm, he probably took a little puff himself. I just laughed so hard at those pictures of him for some reason. :P

  • Anonymous

    It’s not rape if she likes it….

  • Anonymous

    Yup. I love Demi, but she dates assholes and white trash. It’s upsetting :l

  • Selena Gomez

    Has anyone seen Lucas? I went to fill up his water bowl but when I came back he was gone.
    ——————
    Have you seen Taylor Lauhtner? I’ve been looking evreywhere for him. i think he got off his leash!

  • Anonymous

    I have so many things to comment on about these pictures … Where to begin.

    First off, WOW. That’s some fan meeting with Thomas Sturges … Mmm, getting frisky!
    Chad from SWAC has amazingly blue eyes!
    Bong-ish pictures? No comment.
    SOme pictures were already posted … blah.
    14th picture with the girl and Joe … Look in the back. I spy Nick!
    And lastly, Madison is such a cutie! (:

  • LL

    Well,
    Nick dated Selena just to get back at Miley, he never truely cared for her, which was sad, because she really liked alot. He was never over Miley, and stil isn’t. I just really don’t like what Selena & Demi did to Miley, surprised Miley even looks at them now.

    Demi didn’t do shit stfu.
    ——————-
    Uh yeah she did, if you’re going by Dash’s story. Dash said it was Selena AND Demi that came between Miley and Nick.

    Well I guess Miley forgave Demi, because apparently their “best friends” now.


    Yeah, their not “best friends” they hang out, and call themselves best friends, but their not close close. Demi did Miley really bad whenever she first came into the scene with Selena, they both did her bad, because Selena liked Nick.

  • Anonymous

    THEN WHAT DO YOU KNOW AND WHY SHOULD WE CARE?

    Everyone I’ve spoken to says Trace is a douchebag, and I trust their oppinion more than the one of a random poser on the Internet.

  • Demi Lovato

    I think you need a bra. i have some but theyre too small .

  • TNGirl

    haha,
    hopefully it’s Nick.

  • tiger:)

    I really hope people don’t pose as Jay, but then again, you have to be pretty fucking wise and not make any typos which is impossible for most oceanupers.

    ————–
    haha becuase its oceanup not a freaking spelling bee.

  • Anonymous

    well if were believing the hackers story,
    Nick Jonas isn’t as dumbfounded about sex, it seems like he really wanted it. Mr. Secretive Purity my asss.
    —————-
    LOL, oh I know that sweetie.
    I saw the e-mails. I’m just speaking about Miley. Because she was rejecting Nicks little begging, hence the photo ~scandal~

  • Tiger:)

    I’m fucking hot.

    So basically. Suck it
    ————
    Damn Skippy!

  • Anonymous

    it could be either, tbh. i’ve seen both being smoked out of a similar bong. but either way it gets you nice and high lol

    nice beer, gaston! what a great christian gentleman he is

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    I think the first comment by $$ was maybe Joe, but the second one seemed like a poser. And i think Jay is just a smart fan who makes sense (something rare on here, i know) and K. was definitely Kevin (again sorry Kevin if you’re reading this :I) and i think mp was management because Nick wouldnt be that effing annoying to try to clear up a rumor and he was on stage the whole time “Boob hunter” was going around..so idk but let’s not talk about it, so may be they’ll come back ;)

  • tiger:)

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/maturejonas/2500134501/
    lmao. oh nicholas…
    ————-
    lmao that made my day.

  • MILEY’S ASS

    SO ARE YOU BITCH.

  • Anonymous

    lol, it might be really awkward for miley to know that her brother is fucking one of her best friends.
    i remember when my brother dated one of my best friends… thank GOD they didn’t fuck!

  • Anonymous

    watch Jay be Jesus or something, so funny.

  • Anonymous

    lalala. is it just me or is demi lovato the only legit disney singer?

  • Anonymous

    really i cold say obamas dog is a super heor and you will eat upthis shit

  • Anonymous

    Dude, this is hilarious.
    I can’t stop laughing.

  • Anonymous

    They’ll probably do it like 3 or 4 times thoughout the night.

  • Anonymous

    Penis wrinkle.

  • TACOS!

    DAMNIT. I JUST JAMMED MY TOE INTO MY DAMN WALL,DAMNIT!
    DAMN.

  • Anonymous

    LOL! You make Danielle sound solely dependant on Kevin

  • Anonymous

    So Miley and Taylor are still friends? Justin sounds like an absolute creep to me.

  • Poser

    Hey guys. This is Nick. I know you’re going to dismis this, but I hope you all consider the fact that people can say anything over the internet, and to please not believe anything you read unless confirmed by us.

    Thanks for the love,
    we love you.

    – Mr. President.

  • Anonymous

    LOL @ 4th picture.
    I always wondered what happen to him.

  • speak

    $$ was really Joe.
    Jay is a fan trying to get everyone to THINK it’s Joe.
    K = Kevin.
    mr.p = Nick.

    The End.
    —————–
    I agree Jay didnt even sound anything like Joe to me. Like you said he siunded like a fan. He/she is probably laughing at whoever thinks its JOe.

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO. Ride by his house? Creepers. This is bullshit.

  • Demi Lovato

    Oh! So that’s what the noise from inside my dumpsters were!

  • Anonymous

    Did the Jonas Brothers really comment the
    Chicago post? I tried looking, but couldn’t find it.
    Does anyone know what it said?

  • Anonymous

    oh no Jay is the sweetest he/she is just preaching the truth. If $$ is Joe, then Jay is pretty damn lucky ’cause $$ loves Jay’s comments and even called them a hero. Jay is just a lover, not a fighter.

  • BFA

    The person’s name could actually just be “Jay” too. Lmao

  • Michael Jackson

    Hey kids! Remember to do charity work whenever you can and keep giving! Let’s make the world a better place for you and for me! :D

  • that girl

    dude some of these pictures are so random

    it makes my day :)

  • Anonymous

    seriously that movie is so fucking good word cannot describe

  • Anonymous

    You planned a raid on his house? NICE

    oh and, please post proof LL. It took us months to give dash credibility. IN the meantime you’re just spreading rumours.

    Just tell us Miley’s plans for the rest of the summer or post pics (pics give instant credibility in OceanUP