DARE Jonas Brothers Teen Choice ’09

FOX wants you to DARE the Jonas Brothers, who are hosting 2009 Teen Choice Awards. You can submit your dares via Myspace video uploads. Submit a 15-second original video, and you might get to dare the boys, individually or as a group. TCAs ’09 airs on Monday, August 10 @ 8PM on FOX. What are YOU going to dare JB to do?

  • Anonymous

    If tomorrow never comes
    Will she know how much I loved her
    Did I try in every way to show her every day
    That shes my only one
    And if my time on earth were through
    And she must face the world without me
    Is the love I gave her in the past
    Gonna be enough to last
    If tomorrow never comes

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    Luv Garth Brooks…Random

    —-

    saw it on myspace.com/kniquolis
    I think its a really sweet song.

  • tiger:)

    Haha. Probably not that well.
    I don’t think it’d compliment his eyes very nicely.
    ———————————
    no, i think pink will do his eyes justice :)

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    Pleasee don’t tell Miley about that!!! I don’t want anymore bruises!!

  • Anonymous

    you do realize that song lyrics are usually inspired by someone, yes? lol. but why am i surprised. you’re the obsessive selena fan, right.

  • Yeah he is…but hes no Nick Jonas ;P Dont tell him I said that haha

  • Anonymous

    dare joe to kiss ashley tisdale!!!!!!!!!!! ;]

  • Anonymous

    that would be awesome!! the dance part i mean…. obviously it would be greater if nick kisse miley but that is NEVER going to happen… so yeah!! the hoedown throwdown will be pretty great!!

  • cony

    youre probly right….but who know we will just have to wait and see

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    haha, (:

  • Anonymous

    It is to Gaston, he tweeted his response 10 minutes after her. She said Goodbye and he said so long, farewell. you dont have to analyze anything. Yesterday she was all happy for road dogs and saying she’s the happiest she’s ever been, I think her friendship with nick is still standing strong.

  • :)

    Haha ur not the Nick that comes on here! I know him in REAL life and hes on a date right now ;)
    _

    u noe him in real life? wow is he cute?

  • Anonymous

    joe to give Taylor swift a lap dance!!! :P

    ****

    forget her, I want a lap dance from Joe! hee hee

    Joe is SO HOT!!!!!!!

  • jerseygirl

    This just better not be lame. I want to see them either wet, soaked in some type of food product, or missing some clothes.

    Just saying – make it MEAN something.

  • Anonymous

    God then decided that they’re couldn’t possibly be a world filled with all good kind people, so he decided to make assholes like you.

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    wow, im pretty sure your not jay, for the simple fact, ‘jay’ posted that, then the other crap he wouldnt say

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    my mother would not take me and my friend, we had the tickets and everything :( i like cried when i watched it on youtube and i wouldnt talk to my mom for a week.
    ——–
    thats horrible! :(
    im sorry, i would have cried tooo.

  • Anonymous

    did anything epic happen?

  • a fan

    NICK TO KISS MILEY CYRUS!!!!
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  • w

    MUD WRESTLING!
    sans clothing.

  • Anonymous

    lets dare them to something they actually would do

    no calling taylor
    no kissing miley
    no coconut brad

    lets dare them to sing 7 things they may actually do it i dont think they do forever and always or the howdown trwodown that will be epic JONAS BROTHERS DOING THE HOWDOWN THROWDOWN LMAO or some other things they may do

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    Oooh – another member of the inner circle.

    Could this be Maya? Mandy? Mom? Ming? Miley? Marissa? Mufaasa?

    Sorry dude – posers come and go around here. We’re going to take everything you say with a grain of salt.
    ——-
    Mufaasa! HAHAHA! LMAO!

  • Yvonne

    Kevin needs to bring Danielle on stage tonight

  • Anonymous

    no they’re doing battlefield

  • Nick’s curl

    I WILL EAT YOUR OTHER CURLS!
    MUAHAHAHHAHAHA..

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    ahhh dude Kevin totally needs to sing! But i know their management wouldnt let him anyways because they’re all full of asswipes.

  • Anonymous

    Kevin & Joe to wax their eyebrows

  • Anonymous

    Someone tweeted that Danielle is sitting in the seats with the fans. OH SHIT!

  • Dana

    knock knock?
    whose there?
    skunk
    skunk who?
    i’m gonna hit you in the head with a skunk!

    —————

    The fuck? You been watching The Amanda Show?

  • Anonymous

    Dude, you said it was about Niley and people are refuting you. And I have to say I agree with them. Sounds like Gaston-inspired song lyrics to me. She’s been writing a lot these past few weeks. And really, if his twitter doesn’t give it away then I don’t know what does.

  • Anonymous

    no he means 3 times for each jonas, that would be 12!!

  • M

    Of course, they will say that they don’t have personals. I don’t know their exact links, because of course they use completely different names.

  • Anonymous

    God tried to make the perfect band. He wanted to call them the Jonas Brothers, but he realized he already made The Beatles, so he decided to kill at least one of them by diabetes.

    omg woah lol

  • Anonymous

    you’re waiting for something epic?
    It will happen tonight.

  • tiger:)

    Do you want to have tea with me sometime?
    ————————-
    lmao of course! when and where?

  • Anonymous

    Gaston is such a creeper. He’s obsessed with her. It’s beyond creepy. I’m actually a little afraid for her.

  • Nick

    i know… people are silly and don’t realize that anyone can type whatever name they want to into that little box

  • Anonymous

    Joe to dive into the crowd.

  • Anonymous

    yeah that’s not funny.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Lol i love making people laugh so ofcourse and i live in Texas and it’s 8:22pm LOL why do you ask?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    :(( aw im sorry! But yeahhh at least you’re getting your license. I have to wait till december blah! And damn i wouldve ignored my mom for two years..haha jk..he.he.

  • Anonymous

    NO

  • Khloe

    http://www.twitter.com/DemiL_Fans

    ^ They will be updating on new, new info and everything Demi. They just made their account and need followers,

  • Alison <3

    I dare Joe to kiss Ashley Tisdale passionately!!

  • Anonymous

    miley is hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    reading comments!
    Hi miley!!!!
    did you get back together with the famewhore?
    cause if you did. YOU SUCK :)

  • Anonymous

    The Jonas Brothers Lines, Vines and Trying Times
    Hollywood
    ESSENTIAL “Black Keys’’

    The Jonas Brothers’ latest album, “Lines, Vines and Trying Times,’’ strains to propel the boys out of the candied world of pop-rock. Even the CD cover shows them posing with expressions of jaded sophistication, decked out in muted taupe and sensible khaki. On “Lines, Vines and Trying Times,’’ the brothers flex their writerly muscles with mostly self-penned lyrics and music. It’s a bricolage of genres, so bent on embracing a variety of musical forms that it sometimes borders on parody. “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime’’ an attempted foray into hip-hop that inexplicably features police sirens and rapper Common is a weird, echoey affair that boasts, “My friend gets in the car with bags/ Filled to the top with loads of cash/ And throws his pistol on the dash.’’ And “What Did I Do to Your Heart’’ is a country-flavored romp with soaring fiddles that is suspiciously reminiscent of Joe Jonas’s ex Taylor Swift at some points. (Speaking of Swift, she later gets burned in a not-so-oblique allusion: “Now I’m done with superstars/ And all the tears on her guitar.’’) But when the boys don’t try too hard, they come up with some sharp, sophisticated tracks, including “Paranoid,’’ with its twangy hook and smoky vocals. “Black Keys’’ – a fluid, earnest ballad written by youngest JoBro Nick – is refreshingly simple. For the Jonas Brothers, it might not be time to grow up just yet. (Out now)

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    I’ll whip Miley… :)

  • Anonymous

    NICK TO KISS MILEY CYRUS!!!!
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  • Anonymous

    i dare nick to bring his cowboy hat. :)

  • Anonymous

    nick wrote it first, but then he played it to miley and they decided to change it to make it more of their story.

  • Anonymous

    he posted a pic of him with a stuffed monkey thing and said “we just… you know… reconnected”.

    douche.

  • Chrissy

    I think they should do the Hoedown Throwdown with Miley or all dress up like Hannah Montana =]

  • Anonymous

    stop with the “kiss miley” crap..
    it’s their personal life.

    and if you make a video daring that,
    that wouldnt be even funny.
    they would think you are a nosy bitch trying to get all up in their face.

  • Anonymous

    whats borat

  • Anonymous

    Yea, they’re probably just changing their names or something, haha

  • Anonymous

    Fucking Trash. The Jonas Brothers are a perfect example of why the state of music today is in shambles.F**K THESE A$$HOLES!!! They have brought nothing but shame to the pop genre! They should be called the Jonas Sisters, because these vocally talentless dorks sing through their f**king noses and it makes them sound like little girls! Their lyrics are the lowest form of syrupy sh*t and they can’t play the guitar worth a damn. F**k, this sh***y album makes even Britney Spears’s Circus album look good! If you want good pop music, try The Fame by Lady Gaga or anything by Lily Allen. Stay the hell away from this goopy teen-pop sh*t. These “brothers”, if they really are boys, need to get a life and get out of the music industry.
    _________________

    Lady Gaga?
    Are you kidding me? DX
    Gag me with a spoon. Please …
    And they don’t sing through their noses …
    And you say THEY need a life? Please, they’ve accomplished far more in their lives than you ever will. Here you are on a Jonas Brothers post, a band that you incredibly hate, and you say THEY need lives? Look who’s talking … Pfft. Don’t waste your energy. If they annoy you, don’t bother. Simple as that.

  • Anonymous

    dare nick to kiss miley or have the jb do the hoedown throwdown with miley

  • Anonymous

    DO THE HOEDOWN THROWDOWN HAHAHAHA
    lol KISS MILEY (k)

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Mufasa??Lmao i love you jersey

  • Anonymous

    OKAY GUYS OPEN YOUR EYES AND CLEAN YOUR EARS ITS OBVIOUS THE JONAS BROTHER ARE THE BEST BAND EVER, THEY ARE HISTORY IN THE MAKING, I CANT WAIT TILL I TELL MY GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT THIS AMAZING BAND THE JONAS BROTHERS.
    THEY ARE SOO MUCH BETTER THAN THE BEATLES AND MICHAEL JACKSON AND ELVIS PUTTOGETHER.
    TAKE THAT HATAS!
    ——
    this is why i hate the jonas brothers fans.

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    I can’t it’s hard walking on 4 legs and she is sooo strong and feisty!!!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Yeah i think..lol

  • Anonymous

    im SO bored. =(

  • Anonymous

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    I DARE NICK JONAS TO KISS SELENA GOMEZ!
    I DARE NICK JONAS TO KISS SELENA GOMEZ!

  • cony

    i will be here for a while just to let you all know

  • allison

    i had a poser yesterday that came on and fought with people about how annoying miley was :P then they told everyone to “BUTTFUCK ME!”. i was like, what the fuuuuuck?

  • Anonymous

    Not as much as he likes to ride me through the forest at midnight!
    ————–
    lmao

  • Chrissy

    I think they should do the Hoedown Throwdown with Miley =]

  • Anonymous

    Too bad that didn’t make any fucking sense.

  • Anonymous

    IDARE JOE JONAS TO DANCE LIKE A STRIPER BAHAHAHAHA

  • Anonymous

    ok, seriously that’s not even funny. I hope you get cancer or something and die

  • har

    make them wear dresses and heels.

  • w

    Dude I was pissed when they changed the website cause I couldn’t figure out how to get on it anymore. Remember the Logan Noh spammer? haha

  • Nick

    hey babes ;)

  • Sam

    What do you want to bet that 98% of dares the get they throw out as “unacceptable for a G-rated TV show”?

  • Emily Ford

    El OH El at Wendy!

    (.)(.) Hunter is looking for some fresh, plump, teets. Not Selena’s.

  • Anonymous

    Yes, I know that some people may not believe me. I’m not anyone famous. I’m just part of their “inner circle”, if you will.
    —————-
    Just reading this, I’m LMFAO!!

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    HEY HEY my sweet toenails :D

  • Anonymous

    i just heard that a before the storm music video will premiere in august. epic? i sure hope so.

    what the hell.
    ew. where did you see that?
    ————-
    i saw it on twitter.com/nileyjirus

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    aww that songs so sweets

  • rorylovesjesus

    i know jonas brothers are doing dare thingy but i would like to dare their mom to say “you boys need to take a bath ya’ll have a show tomorrow and i got ya’ll some new rubber duckys and make sure you guys use soap” in front of their fans lol that seems funny to me but idk about you guys

  • Anonymous

    that would be awesome i love kanielle

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Yeah i went to the dallas one last month! and stupid teenies didnt know the words to the songs and i wanted to shove my foot up their ass…but their parents were there :l

  • Anonymous

    hahaha seriously?! and all this time i was pretty much convinced he was a girl posing as a guy!

  • kimmy4

    Mufaasa
    lol

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    Yeah I guess anyone can have their own poser….goodness

  • mystical

    lol.
    i knew that.
    you’d never say that to me..
    unless I am suddenly a Selena teenie.
    haha:P

    waddup??

    dude..i had a VERY hard time sleeping last night.
    the word ‘epicness’ was stuck in my head…
    i’d wake up every 30 minutes and it’s still playing on my
    head.
    ‘epicness,epicness,epicness’…

  • Anonymous

    Has a teen-pop act ever been milked quite as dry as the Jonas Brothers? Coming just months after last album A Little Bit Longer, Lines, Vines and Trying Times is the God-fearing US brothers’ fourth studio record in as many years.
    The strain is telling, too, with songs like grisly break-up anthem Poison Ivy (apparently about Joe Jonas’ former squeeze, Taylor Swift) and the Miley Cyrus duet Before The Storm sounding tired, overwrought and rushed.
    They also abandon their breezy pop-rock musical template for bluesy rock and country excursions, and bizarrely duet with Common on a piece of kiddie hip-hop called Don’t Charge Me For The Crime.
    It all smacks of Hanson’s doomed attempt to abandon Mmm Bop-style fun-pop and embrace adult rock and, worst of all, it’s no fun. It’s surely time the Jonas Brothers escaped their record label’s death grip and went off to do some real living.
    More to try:
    Hanson: This Time Around
    McFly: Wonderland
    Busted: A Present For Everyone

  • Anonymous

    well im not lmao

  • xoxoLEXI

    do u no idfucknickjonas too? are they friends in real life? im kind of convinced they are

  • cony

    theres a kid in my school named mufaasa

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    I dare them to give us fans a striptease, even though they won’t, that would be awesome.

  • Anonymous

    maybe one of them told her

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    How about disney land on the 25th of september but pleaseee don’t tell miley!!!

  • arii

    douchetastic: someone or something so horribly douche-y and over confident for no reason that it is ridiculous

    LOL i love it! thanks for giving me a new favorite word, haha

    and yeah gaston just needs to stop existing, pronto.

  • Alison <3

    I dare Joe to kiss Ashley Tisdale!

  • Anonymous

    i dare nick to bring his cowboy hat. :)
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    …with nothing else on. :)

  • Anonymous

    JUST STOP!

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    Of course, they will say that they don’t have personals. I don’t know their exact links, because of course they use completely different names.
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    See don’t start something without proof SRY but it’s true

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    w0w, if you’re trying to be funny thats no even close.

    are you seriously that neglected you have to come on to oceanup and post rude comments about something serious just to make up for how crappy your life is? cause thats low and disrespectful i dont care who you are, or who you hate for what reasons.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LOL…..im watching George Lopez..what are you doing?

    P.S. are you seriously like this or just messing around?

  • Miley

    Hey =)

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    Hell Yeah…… I vote for wet or soaked in some type of food product.

  • moniquee.

    yay. i love joe and camilla=]

  • Anonymous

    you do realize that song lyrics are usually inspired by someone, yes? lol. but why am i surprised. you’re the obsessive selena fan, right.
    ——————-
    Wow really?
    Just cause someone says “you Miley fans” doesn’t mean they’re a “obsessive Selena fan.”

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL no im done the posers. You don’t know them.

    Okay im “O.” ask me presidential questions because im Obama

    And please do not mistake me as being a bitch about this..im just fed up with people trying to think we oceanuppers as gullible

  • Anonymous

    Don’t wish death upon anyone. They’re just one of those people who thinks joking about it will get them laughs to cover up the non going on in their life.

    If you get no recongition in real life, most turn to the internet and hate others with success because it’s the easiest thing to target.

  • Anonymous

    For a group of guys who made their name as the boy band of whom no mom could disapprove, the Jonas Brothers have developed some pretty repellent ideas about the fairer sex. In what seems like every other song here, they whine about how crazy and needy and bitchy young women can be. “Baby girl, I’m just a bit confused,” they sing in “What Did I Do to Your Heart,” one of several clueless-male cris de cœur. “You’ve been acting like you’ve been abused by me lately.” Well, duh — maybe she has!

    Given its timing and its reference in “Much Better” to a “superstar” with “tears on her guitar,” we can probably assume that Lines, Vines and Trying Times represents Joe Jonas’s response to Taylor Swift’s recent Fearless, which documented the tween idols’ break-up in a much classier fashion. But if the Jonases come up woefully short in the sensitivity department, they (nearly) make up for it with songwriting that’s far more flavorful than that on Fearless or on the JoBros’ previous disc, last year’s A Little Bit Longer.

    “World War III” is chewy white-dude funk with sweet SNL horns; “Fly with Me” credibly apes Coldplay credibly aping U2; “Don’t Speak” throbs with early-’80s teen-flick anxiety. “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime,” a left-field rap-rock collab with Common, was a terrible idea. But who knows? Maybe he taught these kids something about how to treat a lady

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    Lmao. Is it okay if I bruise you?

  • BoredToDeath

    hi.

  • Anonymous

    Nick.. to kiss Miley.

  • Anonymous

    NEWARK, Ohio — A Newark teenager said she was still in shock on Monday after what happened to her last week at a Jonas Brothers concert.

    Morgan Longstreth purchased a $400 sound check pass and saw the band perform in suburban Chicago on Friday night, 10TV’s Karina Nova reported.

    There, she found herself up close and personal with Kevin, Nick and Joe Jonas.

    “He looks at me and says, ‘You, with the tambourine. Come on up here,’” Longstreth said. “I (came) out to the middle of the stage and I’m going crazy. They (said), ‘What’s your name?’ I said, ‘Do you guys have a guitar I can play?’”

    The band did not know is that they inspired Lonstreth to take guitar lessons.

    “I played one of their favorite songs, ‘Superstition’ by Stevie Wonder,” Longstreth said. “They looked at me with such shock.”

    Longstreth continued to wow the band. After playing on Nick Jonas’ guitar, the guys gave her another guitar and rocked to the song, “SOS.”

    “I tried not to think I was playing guitar with the Jonas Brothers because I probably would have fainted had I realized what I was actually doing,” Longstreth said.

    After she left the stage, Longstreth said that she called her mother and told her dream of playing guitar with the Jonas Brothers came true.

    “That’s been my dream for three years,” Longstreth said.

    To complete the dream, Morgan’s mother, Harmony Longstreth said she got a call from the Jonas Brothers’ mother, who told her that her daughter could really go far with her guitar playing skills.

    Morgan told Nova that she would love to be a rock star but is concentrating on school and preparing for a career in the FBI

  • cony

    lmao

  • Anonymous

    ONAS BROTHERS :
    1. NICK : Damn, I wish we could be gay.
    JOE : BUT WE’RE UGLY :(
    OTHER BROTHER : HMM, 12 year olds are hot these days.
    All : YAY.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    OMG logan Noh spammer was freaking annoying! It was Logan himself acting like a major tool if i do say myself. I looked him up and he’s the ugliest, talentless person to come around in a while well besides fagston Gaston.

  • tiger:)

    I don’t regret leaking this guy’s number to the Internet, at all.
    —————–
    haha whats his number?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Do you realize how fucking stupid you are. STFU. Karma will bite your ass reall good and i hope you die from it. If you were trying to be funny it failed..in so many ways. Now leave before i rip your intestines out and your eyeballs and feed it to Taylor Swift’s pet cat. Taylor’s a crazy bitch so you best believe her cat will eat that shit up to. NOW LEAVE!

  • Anonymous

    Dude I was pissed when they changed the website cause I couldn’t figure out how to get on it anymore. Remember the Logan Noh spammer? haha

    —-
    what the fuck happened to Logan?
    Wan’t he like a tampon in a commercial or something?

  • Anonymous

    YES MILEY LET GO OF THE FAME WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • haha ok

  • Anonymous

    lol and the other 1.999% will be tossed for “potentially tarnishing their image”, leaving only such exciting dares as “play mad libs” or “play a quick game of softball”. yup.

  • Anonymous

    STOP STICKING CAPTAIN CRUNCHES UP YOUR BUTTY HOLE!!!!!

  • allison

    God tried to make the perfect band. He wanted to call them the Jonas Brothers, but he realized he already made The Beatles, so he decided to kill at least one of them by diabetes.
    ————–
    now that’s just not funny.

  • Anonymous

    Lmao do you take notes everytime Nick talks!

  • Anonymous

    well it seems like all of her family members and most of her friends have cut him off, so god willing he won’t be back to leech off of them anymore.

  • jerseygirl

    Joe to dive into the crowd
    ———————
    Naked.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Hahah

  • Anonymous

    Kev’s eyebrows arent that bad. Joe, not so much

  • Anonymous

    Is she at the concert?

  • tiger:)

    I can’t it’s hard walking on 4 legs and she is sooo strong and feisty!!!
    ————————
    lmao well then run like the wind.

  • Anonymous

    yoooooooooooo

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    This just better not be lame. I want to see them either wet, soaked in some type of food product, or missing some clothes.

    Just saying – make it MEAN something.
    ————
    Hahaha i know right! if they disappoint me ill stab someone’s leg! This better be epic! And people do not bother with the PDA crap, they wont even look at it and will choose some random thing..i personally want to see them sing LoveGame or Milkshakes dressed up in some sexy outfit or preferably no clothes and strip down a pole…a girl can dream right? ;)

  • Anonymous

    i dare nick to bring his cowboy hat. :)

    ——-

    …with nothing else on. :)

    ——-

    oh my. agreed.

  • Anonymous

    There parents are cows thats why the are soo ugly.

    ALL THE BROTHERS: HEY MOM AND DAD.
    MOM AND DAD : MOO.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Oh shiiiiii she’s brave!!! Very brave lol…well she’s not Miley or Camilla so yeah i guess she can survive…wow Danielle probably will come up on stage..awww im ready for a sweet moment!

  • Dana

    Wow, is Ocean just a target for fucking “insiders”? If JB’s walls could talk, I bet we would see them on here

  • kimmy4

    so will kev bring her up on stage

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    FUCK ME! Trace won’t do me tonight.. I need you
    inside of me.. :D

  • Anonymous

    lmao they should dare the jonas brothers to have miley teach them the hoedown throwdown then perform it!

  • kaygirl+jb

    ok ppl stop with the ‘get Nick to kiss miley!’ or ‘have Joe tell Taylor he loves her’ or ‘
    like thats gonna happen

    but the taking shirts off and/or dancing… now thats a good idea ;P

    haha but seriously i LovE the whole them dancing to thriller or some MJ song
    or singing ‘Love Game’ haha the disco stick line.. XD

  • cony

    Of course, they will say that they don’t have personals. I don’t know their exact links, because of course they use completely different names.
    ——-
    See don’t start something without proof SRY but it’s true
    ——————————————————–
    i know get proof

  • Anonymous

    God tried to make the perfect band. He wanted to call them the Jonas Brothers, but he realized he already made The Beatles, so he decided to kill at least one of them by diabetes.

    go jump of cliff

  • Anonymous

    me too

  • Anonymous

    NO JB WROTE IT TOGETHER 1ST

  • Anonymous

    I FUCKING DARE THEM TO HOST SHIRTLESS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I know! I love the person behind that myspace.
    even if its nick or not.

    He’s really sweet

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    wow, okay i love the jonas brothers to death, but Michael jackson, the Beatles and evlis presley.

    they are all famous music legends because they were musicians for a long time and were great.

    now i think the jonas brothers are amazing and will definitely change history and become legends, but as for now, i wouldnt compare them better than all them.

  • PopcornJonas

    ohhh that’s cool who is your favorite disney people?

  • Anonymous

    just because there is nothing going between her & nick doesn’t mean she doesn’t have feelings for him still
    ————–
    She said she will always love Nick.
    But I think they found out they don’t get along together, so they live different lives now.

  • Anonymous

    I dare Joe to lick myclit and suck my pussy. I smell like cerela mixed in with miley he will like it! IMS ENDING A VIDEOOOO

  • M

    Believe me or not, it’s your choice. :)

  • Anonymous

    no epicness today :(

  • Anonymous

    LOL

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Okay can you stop posting the album reviews….the album came out a month ago..im pretty sure i know how it sounds but thank you (:

  • Anonymous

    Nah the first girl is right, there’s this troll on here that is a fanatical Selena Gomez and Justin Gaston groupie.

  • Anonymous

    I agree!! dare them to do the hoedown throdown.. that would e epic

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LMAO!! haha i would be so pissed if someone did that to me and yes if you’re thinking about it right now i suggest you put your hand down before i shank your little sister. And naw you havent really missed anything. People have been retarded with the posing, this one person keeps telling me to stick cornpops up my ass and we learned about how to be a poser..other than that no epicness today :(

  • sexybeast

    lmao…….thatll NEVER happen
    hahha
    anyway i hard a hard time sleeping too but for a diffrent reason
    i found out a bunch of shit bout the new world order,end of the world, the illuminti causing mjs death, ect….
    and when i was praying to god i started to cry bc i need strenth and i asked god if he could give me a sign that things will be alright(ima big christaan)lol
    i only got 2 hours of slep in which i had a scary dream
    anyway sorry to go all religon lol
    how are you?

  • Anonymous

    what was so epic about today?

  • yes seriously lol.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, posers, if you can’t give proof, why do you insist on trying to get people to believe you? Don’t even bother

  • J.Bug.

    Can’t anybody at the concert freaking
    tweet or comment here,like we know NOTHING.
    I wonder if there is really something big that’s
    going to happen I’m impatient.

  • kimmy4
  • MRS JOE JONAS

    hahahahahaha the dares are amazing !! but i prefer the topless wresteling :) NOW THAT’LL BE HOTT !! and is bts music video news is the EPIC NEWS ?? cuz if sooo than that’s actually amazing i mean imagine nick and miley in a music video for a love song OMG !! i’m excited already !!!

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    SRY if I offended you or something, I just thought it was funny

  • Anonymous

    Jonas Brothers for some reason have a shit load of fans even though they clearly do not possess any talent; you would realize this if you weren’t retarded.
    Their “music” (I almost threw up writing that) is supposedly directed at 8 to maybe 14 year olds, yet ALL THEIR FUCKING SONGS ARE ABOUT LOVE. No damned 10 year old knows what the hell it feels like to be in love. See a problem? Hopefully you do ’cause man, there’s a LOT of them.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Hannah Hylen (a.k.a girl who’s going to all the shows) said Danielle came out in white and the teenies went insane

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    Nooo miley has bruised me enough!!

  • Anonymous

    Gaston is such a fuck face.

  • Anonymous

    dude they all need to get some leotards out and do the single ladies dance.

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    you guys, i doubt they’d kiss anything even for a dare, because they dont like pda

  • Anonymous

    Hahahahahh.

    You seriously have no life.
    But you’re cool.

    Jonas Brothers rock. They rock on.

  • Yvonne

    That’s what Jonashq said, also I’ve seen a couple comments from people saying they see her there

  • tiger:)

    How about disney land on the 25th of september but pleaseee don’t tell miley!!!
    —————————
    ok haha.Meet me at space mountain. why cant i tell miley?

  • Anonymous

    just because there is nothing going between her & nick doesn’t mean she doesn’t have feelings for him still
    ————–
    She said she will always love Nick.
    But I think they found out they don’t get along together, so they live different lives now.

    ======================

    maybe

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    i dare nick to bring his cowboy hat. :)
    ——-

    …with nothing else on. :)
    ——-
    Then he can be the actual “naked cowboy”.

  • Anonymous

    Why does justin gaston always tweet a few minutes after miley did?

    FUCK THAT STALKER.

  • Anonymous

    go on jonashq, nothing interesting has happened they’re performing lovebug

  • mystical

    So nothing epic happened today;)
    Dash…
    it’s all your fault.

  • Anonymous

    i say they dare joe and taylor to go into a room by themselves.
    MY PREDICTIONS:
    1. Taylor kills Joe.
    2. Taylor kills Joe.
    3. Taylor kills Joe.

  • Anonymous

    Stop posting fucking reviews, the album did amazing, just stop and I don’t know why people say TAYLOR SWIFT sold more albums than jb,
    Jb’s three albums 9 MILLION
    Tswift two albums 7.5 MILLION
    Just stfu and search it :)

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    Doubtful she is sooo strong she would strangle you with her bear hands!!!

  • Nick’s sperm

    Oh…sorry..Demi’s p***y.
    :O You should not tell a young sperm those kinds of things! It’s going to be a while until I enter a womb! Until then, I have to share a genital cavity with my larger sperm brother, and he trips me with his tail when I’m trying to swim around! And he said I’m going to be deformed if I grow up!! :( I hope Nick will have hope in me…

  • moniquee.

    I DARE NICK JONAS TO KISS SELENA GOMEZ!
    I DARE NICK JONAS TO KISS SELENA GOMEZ
    ==
    ew i’ll barf! i dare him to kiss miley!!

    psst. follow me on twitter please please please=]
    twitter.com/moniquejonas

  • M

    If I did indeed have “proof”, 99% of you wouldn’t believe it.

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahahahahah! GET A LIFE.

  • Anonymous

    Sam Phillips’ advice to Johnny Cash at the dawn of rock’n’roll – “Go home and sin, then come back with a song I can sell” – seems a touch out of date in the light of the Jonas Brothers’ staggering commercial success. Some lazy Wikipedia-lead research suggests that they made $12m in 2007. Since then they’ve released a third LP, a live concert CD, some kind of 3D film and made more kids’ TV appearances and contributions to OSTs with colourful and cuddly sleeves than you could spoil your Disney-enslaved offspring with. And it’s all been achieved, crucially, without soiling their immortal souls in the painfully formative practice of getting it on.

    While it would be easy to write them and their chastity rings off as springing straight from the minutes of some hellish PTA meeting, in reality their success is down to years of rigorous home-schooling, countless prepubescent Broadway parts and a Christian radio single that eventually caught the ear of label execs. They’ve taken being dropped by Columbia in their stride too, this latest being their third for Disney’s Hollywood Records and, surprisingly, not in the least bit sexless.

    Their MJ-channelling vocals ride a selection of co-written pop-rock filtrate, distantly reminiscent of Elvis Costello, Wheezer and Thin Lizzy. In a number of ‘mature’ developments to their sound they’ve laid down impeccably produced horns (see bombastic opener “World War III”), come within millimetres of salacious classic rock in the excellent “Poison Ivy” (watch out for the implied “bitch” in the chorus!) and, on lead single “Paranoid”, dispensed a chilled-out post-baggy number. Other noteworthy achievements of the record include the duet with their ludicrously grown-up sounding and hamster-like label mate Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) and “Don’t Charge Me For The Crime”, featuring Common.

    Picking up where Sonic Youth and Cyprus Hill left off, this is surely the highpoint of the record, for those in their teens or above anyway; Nick Jonas narrating a hilarious imagining of an ill-fated drug run with the socially-conscious rapper. Common plays the role of dodgy friend who gets in Nick’s car with bags of cash and what is charmingly referred to as a “pistol” throughout, ultimately getting them both arrested.

    It’s only a little bit racist and a markedly post-Bush move for a staunch Evangelical; a sign perhaps that the Jonas Brothers represent something more creative than just a well-honed product. Given the importance to their brand of wholesome (and very American) values, the unfolding story of their careers will surely provide some insight into the relationships between money, fame, morality and rock’n’roll

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    JB of course, Then Miley, then Demi, and Selena has the personality of a cardboard box so idc for her…How about you? (:

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    What do you want to bet that 98% of dares the get they throw out as “unacceptable for a G-rated TV show”?
    ——————
    Yeah i know..that sucks…ugh, but whatever as long as the dare is funny…i want to see some shirtless JB!!

  • cony

    you did not sound like a bitch it was funny

  • Anonymous

    everyone knows you’re the same person dude…or dudette. Go back to your Tokio Hotel post.

  • Anonymous

    Fucking Trash. The Jonas Brothers are a perfect example of why the state of music today is in shambles.F**K THESE A$$HOLES!!! They have brought nothing but shame to the pop genre! They should be called the Jonas Sisters, because these vocally talentless dorks sing through their f**king noses and it makes them sound like little girls! Their lyrics are the lowest form of syrupy sh*t and they can’t play the guitar worth a damn. F**k, this sh***y album makes even Britney Spears’s Circus album look good! If you want good pop music, try The Fame by Lady Gaga or anything by Lily Allen. Stay the hell away from this goopy teen-pop sh*t. These “brothers”, if they really are boys, need to get a life and get out of the music industry.
    —————–
    Oh,and you forgot one thing…

    They are Successful and you, well… AIN’T!

  • Anonymous

    nothing interesting has happened yet.

  • Anonymous

    lol i know where lyrics comes from and because of that i also know they could mean nothing, they could mean something, they could be about anyone. so yea, the whole “its to him, its to her” really starts to make sound a bit crazy. i’m assuming you’re an obsessiive miley fan, since apparently me disagreeing with you means im a miley fan, right?

  • No Bitchassness

    Joe and Taylor to have a bodyslam zumo wrestling match!!!

  • S.

    Guys M is telling the truth.Miley,Jb,Demi,selena they all have Club Penguins to.Trust me. oh, no im not famous but im part of their click :)

  • Anonymous

    I’m not sure but that would be awesome.

  • Anonymous

    Why we care: On their whiningly titled new album, the JoBros air out all the problems inherent with being the richest, cutest, most popular boys in the world. For instance, what’s with all the girls chasing them? And, like, why are so many people talking about them? Plus it’s soooo not as cool making out with Taylor Swift as you might think.
    Why we like it: Ditching pure power pop for self-penned drip-hop (a Common cameo!) diet funk (Earth Wind & Fire the Producer) and uncountry (the fauxbilly of What Did I Do to Your Heart), Nick, Joe and Kevin don’t catch like before. This album feels rushed, but more than that, it sounds snotty (don’t hate them, ’cause “Hey, America built me”). But at the very least, they sure do goose the gossips, dinging Swift on Much Better (“Now I’m done with superstars / All the tears on her guitar”).
    Reminds us of: So Miley Cyrus, who used to date Nick, is best friends with Swift, who used to date Joe. But now Miley is back duetting with Nick on Before the Storm. Drama!
    Download this: Fly With Me
    Grade: C

  • AimBaby

    i agree with you totally.

    i can’t understand in any way why it would be directed @ Nick.
    Justin’s the one whose flippen creepin.
    All the Miley haters don’t want it to be a/b Gaston…

    but i really think it is.

  • rosa parks

    i’m gunna dare them to lick my butthole

  • Anonymous

    I Heard that there is gonna be a before the storm music video.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Oh nvm I got my dates mixed up.Lol ignore that

  • Anonymous

    PEOPLE YOU HAVE DECRIBE MORE!!!!!!! LIKE I DARE NICK TO KISS MILEY ON THE LIPS.OR FOR NICK TO SING 7 THINGS(:

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    hahah! I like that one and wtf to everyone saying “kiss Miley” I doubt Nick would do that in publix

  • sha!

    epic day my asssss

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    :( Okay… I’ll be gentle… Well i’ll try.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Joe to dive into the crowd
    ———————
    Naked.
    ———
    Case and point. That’s perfect.

  • cony

    i dont mind at all

  • Abby

    I would dare Nick to do his Nick J is off the chain Rap!!

    I know someone said Nick told people at a soundcheck that it was retired but seriously how AMAZING would that be? Yo I’m so hot just like a tamale. Nick J is off the chain!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Honor society music video….um Danielle came out at the show tonight and teenies went apeshit (the good apeshit, not Camilla apeshit), and yep nothing really, Some one was messing around with our gullible heads unfortunately. :l

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    its just my opinion, and i never said they werent friends, i think they are best friends. i was just saying i personally thought it wasnt to justin, but then again i dont read his twitters like y’all so.

  • haha

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if something epic will happen

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    well, i dont mean to be rude, but if you ‘part of their inner circle’ it seems to me that you;d know their facebooks and etc.

  • Anonymous

    Make #roadDogs a trending topic!
    Make #roadDogs a trending topic!
    Make #roadDogs a trending topic!
    Make #roadDogs a trending topic!
    Make #roadDogs a trending topic!
    Make #roadDogs a trending topic!
    Make #roadDogs a trending topic!

  • Anonymous

    what do you mean?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    lmao GOOD! they are both freaking annoying!! thank God! So whatcha up to?

  • Anonymous

    how is nileyworld legiet? wheres the prove

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL thats funny. Haha reminds me when Kevin said that during a rap..ahh good times.

  • allison

    alright, everyone on here are being assy today, i think im getting off. if something epic happens ill be on way later tonight. byebye loves :)

  • Emily Ford

    i found out a bunch of shit bout the new world order,end of the world, the illuminti causing mjs death, ect….

    —-

    What the hell are you talking about?

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    I can’t I’d be homeless and poor if I ran away! The girl is hella rich!!

  • tiger:)

    hey babes ;)
    ——————-
    do you have to say that evrey time you come on oceanup. haha

  • Anonymous

    I find it odd that people want to dare Nick to kiss Miley on stage. We all know Nick is private, and doesn’t like PDA.

  • No Bitchassness

    I know! I love the person behind that myspace.
    even if its nick or not.

    He’s really sweet

    ——–
    Yeahh they are. I love their music taste. I check that myspace everyday…

  • tiger:)

    Seriously evreyone STOP TELLING people to get cancer and die and to go jump off cliffs,even if someone did insult nick with diabetes stuff.

  • Anonymous

    Who is the Audience for Lines, Vines and Trying Times?
    Do 11-year-olds really listen to Celine Dion ballads or dig mid-’80s Tom Jones arrangements? And are those preteens already bitter about relationships, to the point where paranoia and one-sided blame games come into play?

    Those questions have to be asked because the “musical growth” that The Jonas Brothers talked about in interviews before the release of Lines seems to be geared towards overly-fussy production and cliche-filled lyrics, and describing boyfriend/girlfriend situations that have gone horribly wrong.

    There seem to be three themes running through Lines, Vines and Trying Times: someone feels like being vindictive against a former girlfriend; the producer, John Fields, really likes 1980s pop; and every other tune screams “Hey, look! We’re using horns on this song!”

    Sound-alike songs abound: “Much Better” mirrors General Public’s “Tenderness”, “Hey Baby” features a classic Paula Abdul bop groove, and “Don’t Speak” sounds so much like Simple Minds it could have been on the Breakfast Club Soundtrack.

    And, as Disney are wont to do, a cross-promotional opportunity is utilized: Miley Cyrus shows up for a semi-twangy duet on “Before the Storm,” a tune straight out of the Desmond Child/Diane Warren book of bombastic rock ballad songwriting.

  • allison

    on jonashq they have someone at the concert tweeting, by the looks of it NOTHING is going on thats super out of the ordinary.

    well, joe knocked over a mic stand while jumping. if you consider that “epic”

  • meli

    OMG look guys! tell me kevin doesnt look like hes in total hottie status right now. like his eyes and just the way he looks!

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=07&evt=nick-jonas-fall&pic=nick-jonas-takes-a-fall-03.jpg

  • Anonymous

    nick is dating miley.
    thats all i can say

  • Anonymous

    i dare nick to bring his cowboy hat. :)
    ——-

    …with nothing else on. :)
    ——-
    Then he can be the actual “naked cowboy”.

    ——–

    HAHAH.
    the first person who posted. i freaking love you.
    that post was epic. funniest one ever on OU.

  • CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Boring No epicnees today im getiing tired of people.

  • PopcornJonas

    awww no! i like selena! i don’t like miley and im iffy with demi lately! and of course jb are the most awesome :))

  • Nick

    hey baby i miss u :(

  • Laurl23

    LMFAO Jersey you kill me! I love ya girl! Mufaasa!

    “My names Mufaasa I’m the king of the land I come smack you with the back of my hand!” – Joe Jonas Rap (I have that on my Ipod)

  • Jay

    don’t wish something on the haters, you’re just sinking down to their level when you do that. Just ignore the ONE person who is commenting and refreshing the page over and over again.

  • Anonymous

    I smell an epic failure. :)

  • Nick’s pee

    HELP ME!!! Nick’s been having too much soda and now I’m dark yellow and smell really bad!!! Tell him to cut back on the Diet Coke! I can’t bare my stench!

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO.
    its for gaston guys.

  • Anonymous

    to lick my hairy butthole

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL thats so random..i dont think that’ll work for her bf/his gf, but nice try though

  • Anonymous

    i heard there is gonna be a before the storm music video,is it true?

  • Anonymous

    now i think the jonas brothers are amazing and will definitely change history and become legends, but as for now, i wouldnt compare them better than all them.
    —-
    those stupid fucktards they arent even close.
    gosh disney brainwashed you too much

  • Anonymous

    They need to just get married already =]

  • Anonymous

    absolutely nothing :(

  • Anonymous

    why is everyone being jerks today?

  • kimmy4

    get some red jackets and dance and sing to beat it

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    we might, dont judge us so quickly, but we will only believe you if its legit proof.

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    oh no, you know you jsut randomly get fans for being not talented.

    we know you are one person, you its you and one other person your just stupid and annoying.

  • tiger:)

    Oh shiiiiii she’s brave!!! Very brave lol…well she’s not Miley or Camilla so yeah i guess she can survive…wow Danielle probably will come up on stage..awww im ready for a sweet moment!

    ——————–
    haha shes brave becuase she knows that if they try to attack her she’d be whoopin some teenie ass.

  • Anonymous

    “Nick just did the SOS dance instead of Kevin. So funny!”

  • Anonymous

    Lmao @ the jjj comments, they all talk like 8-year-olds

  • Anonymous

    All I see in them is a bunch of very ordinary
    looking guys who made it big due to their association with Disney.

  • cony

    i say they dare joe and taylor to go into a room by themselves.
    MY PREDICTIONS:
    1. Taylor kills Joe.
    2. Taylor kills Joe.
    3. Taylor kills Joe.
    ——————
    maybe who knows

  • mystical

    haha.
    Yep.

    I had a dream like that too!
    But I’m a Catholic.
    Well anyway,mine was..
    the end of the world.
    like how the people were trying to get the microchips
    in our bodies and we hid on
    like something below,(which was in the bible).
    So yeah..creepy.

    I’m good..haha.
    The ‘epicness’ didn’t hapen so
    I’m pissed.
    The word prevented me from sleep.
    Stupid word!!

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    Awesome!

  • Anonymous

    We know Kevin wont be picked. He never is. this list is proof enough :(

  • Krystal

    They. Are. Not. Rock. Not now, not ever. If you think they are rock you should probably just drop dead now. Like, right now. Thanks.

  • sexybeast

    can you please stop posting reveiws?

  • Anonymous

    i know jb’s 3 albums 9 MILLION
    Tswift two albums 7.5 MILLION
    tswift 15 gold certifications
    6 platinum certifications
    jb 36 gold certifications
    36 platinum certifications
    people need to stfu :)
    —–

    you are comparing jbs worldwide sales to taylors US sales. you are also comparing jb’s 3 albums (not including debut album) too taylors 2 albums (INCLUDING debut album) so please stop making yourself look ridiculous. the fact that taylor has nearly 8mil sold US alone with 2 albums sort of puts them to shame.

  • Anonymous

    i dont understand why people want to put nick though the pain of having to sing 7 things. that’s really just cruel. (and its not just you… a lot of people have said it)

    would you make taylor swift sing much better?
    and even if you would, it’s still awful.

  • No Bitchassness

    OH FUCK NO. S. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

  • http://freerice.com/ Nicole – JULY 14th, NEVER FORGET

    So I’ve been sick all day. What happened? Nothing? :P

  • Anonymous

    Lines, Vines and Trying Times unfortunately includes several experiments gone bad: the nouveau faux country of “What Did I Do to Your Heart” comes complete with obligatory sawing fiddles and “wonka wonka wow wow” harmonica runs; the absolutely ridiculous gangsta rap duet with Common is so bad you expect it to be an Andy Samberg SNL satire; and the band really misstep on the Warrant-like metal rocker “Poison Ivy,” a tune that declares that “everybody hates that bitch.” Generally, I’m no prude when it comes to lyrical content, but when an album is marketed directly to preteens and the band have a self-perpetuated reputation of genteelness, it’s kind of a cheap shot to use hateful language toward women.

    The best songs by far come from outside projects: “Fly with Me” was played over the end credits of Night at the Museum 2, and “Keep it Real” was featured on the fourth episode of their JONAS show on the Disney Channel, “Keeping it Real.” It seems, then, that while The Jonas Brothers try to prove their maturity with their full CD releases, their kid and tween music will be featured on movie soundtracks and TV shows like the

  • Anonymous

    OMG 1000 comments on here!!

  • Anonymous

    oh and nick is so cute. hes kind of looking protective with frankie. so cute. FATHER STATUS

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=04&evt=jonas-mustang&pic=jonas-brothers-mustang-drive-nick-00.jpg

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    Trace came over mmmhhmmm… Time for fun!

  • Anonymous

    oh come on mines are between

    this one choose
    jb-super girl
    jb-hoedown throwdown
    jb-forever and always
    jb-7 things

    feel free to add more

  • Anonymous

    is there anyone else there or just danielle?

  • tiger:)

    I can’t I’d be homeless and poor if I ran away! The girl is hella rich!!
    ———————————
    lmao. but your a pink unicorn. you can get paid big time!

  • Anonymous

    Oh, you again. Honey don’t play dumb, we went through this last time. You ARE a Selena fan and you DO kiss Gaston’s ass 24/7. Now shoo.

    http://pics.bikerag.com/Uploads/data/500/258Troll_spray.jpg

  • Anonymous

    LMAO that’s what I was going to say!

  • jerseygirl

    Joe to dive into the crowd
    ———————
    Naked.
    ———
    Case and point. That’s perfect
    ——————–
    Could pretty much add the word “naked” to any of these suggestions and they’d be perfect.

    Unrealistic, but perfect.

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    Of course, they will say that they don’t have personals. I don’t know their exact links, because of course they use completely different names.
    ——–
    you never know ;) It might make your story SLIGHTLY more believable

  • Anonymous

    Best band in the whole world :)

  • kate

    Nice try, but I happen to know Yvonne is at a wedding rehearsal tonight and the wedding is this weekend. You are an utter fail

  • Anonymous

    So nothing epic? Bummer. That would’ve been cool if Miley showed up or something.

  • MRS JOE JONAS

    I ACTUALLY SAW THAT VIDEO IT WAS POSTED A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO HERE ON OCEAN UP !! SHE WAS REALLY GOOD AND NICK WAS SOOO SWEET TO GIVE HER HIS GUITAR BUT SHE WAS SHORTER THAN HIM :) .. WOW I LIKE THAT DARE ABOUT JOE KISSING SOMEONE !! I BET HE’S AN AHHHH-MAZING KISSER LUCKY CAMILLA :@

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Haha thanks but for real we’re almost done with the alphabet. The only legit “letter” was K. but that’s it. Im tired of ‘insiders’ and ‘psychics’ and all that crap. Im pretty sure the guys read our comments though.

  • Anonymous

    ZOMG THEY’RE SO FUCKING UGLY. Christ they look like deformed giraffes combined with dead raccoons (no offense to either specie).

  • Anonymous

    lolllllllll

  • Anonymous

    nothing really! just realyyy bored. what about you?

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO ofcourse that twitter is sooo reputable…and no i dont want a niley kiss or Jomilla having sex on stage (that person is freaky)

    LOL-What are YOU going to dare JB to do?

    That’s just asking for this post to be epic…My personal choice is for the boys to strip..and yes Garbo will be included..now that my friends would be great…or another choice Nick dancing to thriller or some classic MJ song…that would be epic…him grabbing his crotch would help kids with diseases i swear.

  • moniquee.

    in all seriousness. i’m goiung to make a video daring to take thier shirts off. cause it’ll be funny and they might do it!=]

  • Anonymous

    hahhaha OMG. me too. creepin? lol xD

  • Anonymous

    An attempt to expand their sound results in kitchen sink production and failed experiments. The Jonas Brothers’ follow-up to 2008’s A Little Bit Longer, arguably their best album, is more style than substance, making Lines, Vines and Trying Times a shallow shadow of previous efforts

  • Anonymous

    according to allyapplesaucex twitter nick did kevins sos dance!!!!

  • kimmy4

    more like you dont have it
    if you want people to believe you we need a little thing oh i dont know calledt PROVE or facts

  • Anonymous

    Jonas Brothers for some reason have a shit load of fans even though they clearly do not possess any talent; you would realize this if you weren’t retarded.
    Their “music” (I almost threw up writing that) is supposedly directed at 8 to maybe 14 year olds, yet ALL THEIR FUCKING SONGS ARE ABOUT LOVE. No damned 10 year old knows what the hell it feels like to be in love. See a problem? Hopefully you do ’cause man, there’s a LOT of them.

    ————

    Talent is in the eyes of the beholder my friend. Lyrics don’t have to be deep in order for them to mean something to people. And calling someone ‘retarded’ because of their music taste just makes you plain ignorant of music in general. No matter who sings the notes, who plays the chords, and what the lyrics say..it’s music. There’s a reason people have different tastes in music, and there’s a mreason for genres in music. Everyone likes something different.

    There is nothing wrong with upbeat music about life and troubles three guys are going through, and want to help others as well. If it helps you, it’s a therapy, which is what most music is.

    Their music is projected to everyone and anyone who will listen. You know how old each of them are, you just want to appear cool. Which you fail at. Pretty sure they’ve been in more relationships then you ever will in your lifetime. Don’t tell them they don’t understand love, because everyone has their own interrpretation of it.

    Before you come on here and bash a band, do research on them. Then we’ll have an intelligent argument about them.
    This is just bullshit you’re writting.

  • Yvonne

    I know

  • allison

    okay, this crap really isn’t funny anymore. the poser stuff died a couple of nights ago.

  • Anonymous

    WHERE’S THE EPIC?!

    haha, i’m sooo ancy! i thought something would’ve happened by now… :(

  • Jay

    oh my…

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Jonas Brothers for some reason have a shit load of fans even though they clearly do not possess any talent; you would realize this if you weren’t retarded.
    Their “music” (I almost threw up writing that) is supposedly directed at 8 to maybe 14 year olds, yet ALL THEIR FUCKING SONGS ARE ABOUT LOVE. No damned 10 year old knows what the hell it feels like to be in love. See a problem? Hopefully you do ’cause man, there’s a LOT of them.
    ———————————
    ..*Sigh* another hater..how should i take you down…hmmm let me start…

    There is no such thing as “real music”. Perception is everything you asswipe. People think rap crap like souljaboy is “music.” you are not in any position to judge. And you probably have no idea what the meaning of talent is so i suggest you go look it up.

    There im done.

  • Anonymous

    lol no one’s gonna give a shit if danielle is there. if camilla was there, however, there would be a goddamn WAR SCENE. trufax.

  • Anonymous

    I dare them to disappear & never come back!!

  • Anonymous

    Joe to dive into the crowd
    ———————
    Naked.

    lmao

  • aNonymous

    I was eating a potato chip and nearly choked…thank you very much..

    Mom? Mufassa? LMAO!

  • rorylovesjesus

    they or nick should he could be the one or she could be the one

  • sexybeast

    dude i dont want to get into it bc its a jb post not a religon one but if ur wondering watch this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GDThLnqIF4

    (make sure to watch all of it lol)

    it explains
    sorry for brining it up, i just cant stop thinking aobut it

  • kimmy4

    i need to see that!

  • Anonymous

    that would be funny :)
    but I don’t know if they will do something with MIley I mean is DARE JONAS BROTHERS not DARE JB AND MILEY

  • http://www.oceanup.com O.

    And im Obama

  • Anonymous

    STOP STICKING CORN POPS UP YOUR HAIR BUTT HOLE!!!!! WANT MILK WITH THAT????!!!

  • Anonymous

    Ugh. Can’t stay to do HS meet & greet. Line is kinda crazy & I didn’t drive tonight. Sad panda. There’s always Boston <3

    ^^^^^
    im guessing the concerts over?

  • beckyyyyy

    DARE THEM TO DO THE HOEDOWN THROWDOWN!!!

  • Emily Ford

    i say they dare joe and taylor to go into a room by themselves.
    MY PREDICTIONS:
    1. Taylor kills Joe.
    2. Taylor kills Joe.
    3. Taylor kills Joe.

    —-

    Not if Joe kills himself first.

  • Anonymous

    hahaha good one xD

  • Anonymous

    For a group of guys who made their name as the boy band of whom no mom could disapprove, the Jonas Brothers have developed some pretty repellent ideas about the fairer sex. In what seems like every other song here, they whine about how crazy and needy and bitchy young women can be. “Baby girl, I’m just a bit confused,” they sing in “What Did I Do to Your Heart,” one of several clueless-male cris de cœur. “You’ve been acting like you’ve been abused by me lately.” Well, duh — maybe she has!

    Given its timing and its reference in “Much Better” to a “superstar” with “tears on her guitar,” we can probably assume that Lines, Vines and Trying Times represents Joe Jonas’s response to Taylor Swift’s recent Fearless, which documented the tween idols’ break-up in a much classier fashion. But if the Jonases come up woefully short in the sensitivity department, they (nearly) make up for it with songwriting that’s far more flavorful than that on Fearless or on the JoBros’ previous disc, last year’s A Little Bit Longer.

    “World War III” is chewy white-dude funk with sweet SNL horns; “Fly with Me” credibly apes Coldplay credibly aping U2; “Don’t Speak” throbs with early-’80s teen-flick anxiety. “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime,” a left-field rap-rock collab with Common, was a terrible idea. But who knows? Maybe he taught these kids something about how to treat a lady
    ____________________

    Wow, I hated that review.
    That was absolute rubbish.
    They claimed Taylor Swift documented the situation in a classier fashion compared to Joe Jonas? Is he freakin’ kidding me?! Well, that’s just the opposite …

    “Maybe he taught these kids something about how to treat a lady”
    WTF? Like HE knew what went on in their relationship. Why is it their fault? (I’m not saying it wasn’t or was his fault because it’s not like I know either) But still … God, people treat Taylor Swift like she’s a freaking angel.

  • holly

    if Miley taught all the jonas brothers to do the hoedown throwdown then did it with them on the stage.

    or if Nick sang 7 things :) would make my life, so funny haha

    perhaps a huge water fight, including shirtless jonas brothers?

    Kevin should bring Danielle onto stage if she wants to do it :) so people can congratulate them :) or they could go in a dunk tank together.

    if everyone in the audience had wet sponges of tennis balls they could throw sponges at the jo bros to wet them or dunk them in a dunk tank with the tennis balls on a target?

  • Anonymous

    The first single from the album, “Paranoid“, is a guitar driven, riff laden hit that offers just a taste of the pop rock gems the album has to offer.
    “World War III” is a metaphor for a confrontational relationship, “Fly With Me“, which is also featured in the film Night At The Museum 2 film, was written by Jonas Brothers and their bass player Greg Garbowsky, and is sure to become a love song for the ages. With all these themes, it’s easy to see how Jonas Brothers came up with the title Lines, Vines and Trying Times.
    On “Poison Ivy” Jonas Brothers added a horn section. In their summer music preview issue, Rolling Stone described the ultra catchy “Poison Ivy” as a “Weezer-ish tune about a toxic girl that you can’t resist.”
    “Hey Baby” is a classic “she done him wrong” song written entirely by Jonas Brothers. “We wrote this song for the last record while on the road and felt the old school sound was more cohesive with our present style,” explains Nick Jonas.

  • Anonymous

    Nick just did the SOS dance instead of Kevin. So funny!

  • Anonymous

    Good One! …Not.

  • Anonymous

    Helping Kevin and Macy get Stella and Joe to admit their feelings would be even better if he didn’t have to watch Kevin and Macy look at each other all googly-eyed in the process.

    He didn’t even think their plan was working, but they weren’t doing much planning as it was anyway. They just kept glancing at each other shyly and blushing and looking away. Nick didn’t know whether he wanted to scream or vomit. He supposed he wanted to do both.

    “So,” Nick said after they had looked at each other and blushed for the millionth time that evening, “How’re we doing this?” The two looked at him, shrugging their shoulders. This was not going the way he had hoped. He hoped that this would help get her off of his mind. But he supposed that working with her might’ve been poor judgment on his part.

    He bit his lip, glaring at the floor. This must’ve been what they needed him for; they wanted him to be the one to come up with a plan. He could see where they were coming from. Because, let’s face it, Kevin wasn’t the best person to go to for coming up with plans. Nick sighed and stood up, marching into the kitchen and staring down at his older brother. Did he have to do everything around here?

    “Joe,” Nick said, noticing that there were more milk cartons littered all over the table, and Joe’s head was resting against his arm. He groaned, turning his head slightly to the side, letting Nick know he had heard him.

    “Go upstairs and ask Stella to the Cinderella ball or I swear I’m gonna do it myself.” Joe sat up quickly and glared at his younger brother.

    “Not cool, man!” He yelled and Nick resisted the urge to smirk.

    “I’m serious,” Nick said, “I’m going to ask Stella if you don’t. Just think of how amazing she’s going to look in her gown…” he trailed off. Joe looked completely freaked.

    “You wouldn’t ask her to the ball,” Joe said, “You wouldn’t.” Nick crossed his arms.

    “Someone else asked the girl I wanted to go with,” he said, “so…give me one good reason why I shouldn’t go with Stella.”

    “Because!” Joe shouted, getting up from the table, and moving so he was in his little brother’s face. Nick held his ground, staring back at Joe, his face completely serious.

    “Because isn’t an answer,” Nick responded, smirking at his older brother. Joe cried out and stomped his foot in frustration. Nick turned away from his brother and started towards the stairs that lead to their room.

    “I’m gonna go ask her right now,” Nick said, “I’m sure she’ll say yes. Seeing as how no one else wants to ask her.” He heard Joe huff behind him, but he made no motion to move from his spot. “Besides, earlier she asked me if I wanted to go with her. You know since no one else had asked her.” Nick continued towards the stairs, hoping his brother would bite soon.

    “Whatever, man!” He said, pushing past his younger brother and heading up the stairs. Nick just chuckled lightly. Who knew brining competition into this would make Joe finally ask Stella out? Oh right. He did.

    He turned around, brushing his shoulders off and heading back into the living room where Kevin and Macy were beaming at him.

    “That was perfect, Nick,” Macy said, bounding up to him and throwing her arms around his neck. Nick laughed nervously, hugging her back as she jumped up and down against him. He looked over at his oldest brother, trying to get his mind off of the cute brunette that was jumping up and down happily.

    “High five, dude,” Kevin said, holding up his hand. Nick smiled, slapping his brother’s hand. Macy stayed against him for a few seconds longer before she pulled away and pulled her cell phone, which had just vibrated, out of her pocket.

    “It’s a text from, Stella!” Macy shrieked. Kevin and Nick leaned in, reading over her shoulder as she opened it.

    Omg, Macy. Joe just asked me to the Cinderella Ball. I can’t wait to get started on our dresses! We’re going to look amazing!. –Stella.

    Macy squealed, hugging Nick again. Nick bit his lip and sighed as he hugged her back. His heart was racing and he found himself wondering why Macy thought it was a good idea to hug him.

    Sure, he was the one who had made it possible that Joe and Stella had finally (sort of) gotten together, but that didn’t mean she needed to—he swallowed—press her warm body against his and…rest her head on his shoulder. Her scent assaulted his nostrils and he took a shaky breath.

    “This is going to be so awesome,” she said. He could feel her breath against his neck and he almost whimpered. Goosebumps had appeared on his skin. He held his breath.

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    If I did indeed have “proof”, 99% of you wouldn’t believe it.
    ——-
    you never know, it might make your “story” SLIGHTLY more believable ;)

  • Anonymous

    The next track moves from horn section and bitterness to piano and self-pity with another ballad, Black Keys. Nick proves himself the strongest of the group with a solid-sounding performance tickling the ivories on this one
    ***
    lol that made me chuckle. love nick. ‘black keys’ is best on the album.

  • Nick

    yes

  • Anonymous

    i dare nick to bring his cowboy hat. :)
    ——-

    …with nothing else on. :)
    ——-
    Then he can be the actual “naked cowboy”.

    haha. oh my gosh.
    with guitar (or no guitar) included
    yes, please.

  • tiger:)

    Lines, Vines and Trying Times unfortunately includes several experiments gone bad: the nouveau faux country of “What Did I Do to Your Heart” comes complete with obligatory sawing fiddles and “wonka wonka wow wow” harmonica runs; the absolutely ridiculous gangsta rap duet with Common is so bad you expect it to be an Andy Samberg SNL satire; and the band really misstep on the Warrant-like metal rocker “Poison Ivy,” a tune that declares that “everybody hates that bitch.” Generally, I’m no prude when it comes to lyrical content, but when an album is marketed directly to preteens and the band have a self-perpetuated reputation of genteelness, it’s kind of a cheap shot to use hateful language toward women.

    The best songs by far come from outside projects: “Fly with Me” was played over the end credits of Night at the Museum 2, and “Keep it Real” was featured on the fourth episode of their JONAS show on the Disney Channel, “Keeping it Real.” It seems, then, that while The Jonas Brothers try to prove their maturity with their full CD releases, their kid and tween music will be featured on movie soundtracks and TV shows like the

    ———————-
    planning on writing a book hun?

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    But Miley is soooo posessive!! I’m only going to run away if Nick buys me, he’s the only one I’d risk Miley killing me for!!

  • Anonymous

    you guys are pathetic,nick ISNT going to kiss miley
    in public,, NEITHER ON LIVE TELEVISION. lmfao,you guys
    are oh so smart. not.

  • Laurl23

    CLUB PENGUIN LMFAO YOU HAVE ME ON THE FLOOR!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    WHY ARE YOU POSING AS ME???

  • Anonymous

    i wonder why they haven’t set a wedding date yet

  • Anonymous

    So, how’s Demi?

  • Anonymous

    Wasnt today a day that something was going to happen? BS

  • cony

    you can never trust insiders for all we know they could be in another contry!

  • Allie

    Haha. I know what I’d dare Nick….lol

  • sexybeast

    hahah, i think ur getting too much oceanup
    once i got too much of it and my head was ready to explode,seriously i needed an asprin, then i had a dream about niley awww:D
    just throwing this out there: i got a nice ass tan today ahhah! im really happy.

  • Anonymous

    Nick switched te speech up tonight. I knew he would, got a video <3

    I WANNA HEAR HIS NEW SPEECH!

  • jerseygirl

    I ACTUALLY SAW THAT VIDEO IT WAS POSTED A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO HERE ON OCEAN UP !! SHE WAS REALLY GOOD AND NICK WAS SOOO SWEET TO GIVE HER HIS GUITAR BUT SHE WAS SHORTER THAN HIM :) .. WOW I LIKE THAT DARE ABOUT JOE KISSING SOMEONE !! I BET HE’S AN AHHHH-MAZING KISSER LUCKY CAMILLA :@
    ————————
    I swear, sometimes I think you are Joe himself posting here. LOL

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Actually K2 said it haha i love kevin!

  • Anonymous

    Lmao at this loser posting hate comments about the Jonas Brothers over and over again.

    You’re funny.

  • Anonymous

    PL, nothing interesing r pic is going to happen today

  • alliegator.(:

    judging from the posters on this topic, alot of you are nick and miley. deciding if they have feelings for each other, if they’re over each other, if justin was better/worse for her.

    LMAO, HI NICK! HI MILEY! (:

    i dare the boys to go through a whole interview, and not listen to what disney tells them to say/do.

    i dont mean that critically, but i think it’d be a lot more…interesting. we all know how joe is.

  • leavinonajetplane

    If tomorrow never comes
    Will she know how much I loved her
    Did I try in every way to show her every day
    That shes my only one
    And if my time on earth were through
    And she must face the world without me
    Is the love I gave her in the past
    Gonna be enough to last
    If tomorrow never comes

    —————
    Luv Garth Brooks…Random

    —-

    saw it on myspace.com/kniquolis
    I think its a really sweet song.

    ——

    awww ='[ it made me cry. and realized something!

  • Blah.

    Rbd is the best band ever is a mexican band that started off a soap opera that had more than 5.9 million viewers each day. it broke all records around the world espicially in europe and in latin america Jonas brothers are never going to brake the records rbd made in latin america and in europe.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Haha i was kinda iffy with Demi, but not anymore. ill just assume that she was having a bitch phase last week. And why don’t you like Miley? lol

  • Jayme

    I want them to do the single ladies dance together:)

  • Jay

    you spelled ‘clique’ wrong though, haha

  • Anonymous

    neither is miley and demi

  • http://www.twitter.com/eneyi Eneyi

    Are you being serious right now. Because thats pretty epic in my book lol. The new serios,mature Nick J doing the SOS dance… :)

  • Miley

    I miss you too. Why didn’t you call me today?

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    oh yes, im totally brain washed cause i have an opnion

  • Anonymous

    lmao true, no one cares about kevin i mean the true fans do but most of the fans are just teenies that are in love with joe and nick’s looks

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    I get paid for giving people killer lap dances
    but most of my customers are old men looking
    for excitment.. O_O

  • No and No. There just friends on here..I guess?

  • Anonymous

    HA HA NOWAY NICK KISSING SELENA NO POOR NICK HES GONNA
    PUKE AFTER THE KISS WITH MIELY THAT WIIL BE NICE BECAUSE NICK LOVES HER SO MUCH

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Fuck Off!

  • Anonymous

    where?

  • Anonymous

    um ok…do you think just because you don’t like them means that no one else can like them? Dude, I hate miley cyrus, but you don’t see me cussing her out every second and going on her posts. Take a chill pill and do something productive.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Hinestly I can realate to most JB songs but maybe that’s just me. And wow not every fans is 11. Uhh IU hate reviews. The only reviews that should matter are the onest from the fans.

  • Anonymous

    are you that blind that you can’t see the connection between the words “goodbye” and “farewell”? oy.

    and miley’s lyrics (the ones she writes herself about relationships) are always personal. i hope you didn’t fall for that “7 things is about boys in general” bs.

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    Of course, they will say that they don’t have personals. I don’t know their exact links, because of course they use completely different names.
    ——–
    you never know ;) It might make your story SLIGHTLY more believable
    ——–
    ignore this comment oops

  • sha!

    amen, my friend.

  • Anonymous

    Macy Misa was not a pervert. Or that’s what she was telling herself these days. But she couldn’t deny the, er, tingling feeling she got when she watched him walk down the hallway in those pants. Why the hell did those boys where pants that tight anyways? Didn’t they hurt? She blushed crimson at that thought and turned around to hide her face in her locker.

    Don’t think about it, Macy, she chanted to herself, closing her eyes tight and gripping her cricket bat.

    “Macy?” She heard a familiar voice ask. She jumped, pulling her head out of her locker and swinging her cricket bat frantically. “Whoa!” The voice said, dodging it, just barely.

    “Hi, Nick,” Macy said a bit breathlessly, smiling and reminding herself not to look at the pants he was w–shit, too late. They were just as tight as ever if not tighter. She felt her heart race uncomfortably in her chest. She chewed on her lip, staring at the way his khakis bunched up around–

    “Macy?” Nick asked and she tore her eyes from his pants and looked directly at his face.

    “Huh?” She asked, smiling awkwardly at him.

    “I asked if you did your Bio homework last night…” he trailed off, wondering if Macy had been staring at where he thought she was staring.

    “Oh,” Macy said, “Oh..uuh…” She turned back to her locker, dropping her cricket bat on the floor with a loud cracking noise. Nick swallowed, staring down at the stick. It had just missed his foot by mere millimeters. He laughed nervously, watching as Macy tore through her locker to find her Biology notebook.

    “Crap,” Macy said, moving away from her locker and bending over to look in her book bag. Nick’s eyes followed her, his gaze resting on her thighs and trailing upwards to the hem of her skirt.

    “Uh, Macy,” He said nervously, noticing that he wasn’t the only guy who had noticed how nice her legs looked and how short her skirt was. A few other guys were staring intently, slowing down in the hallway as to savor the moment. Macy didn’t hear him, muttering something to herself and continuing to dig in her book bag.

    “I know I did that worksheet,” she said, moving around a little more frantically. Nick watched as the fabric of her skirt…he swallowed.

    “Macy!” He yelled, his voice coming out a little high pitched and strangled. Macy straightened up and looked at him, hands smoothing out her skirt. Nick willed himself not to watch her fixing her skirt, even when he noticed the same guys from earlier doing the same thing.

    “What?” Macy asked, blinking in confusion. She was so oblivious sometimes it was unreal.

    “I…uuh,” he said, “I just remembered that I don’t need to homework…” he trailed off, laughing nervously. His mind wandered back to the image of Macy bent over her book bag and he found himself wishing he favored looser pants. If he had just done his homework last night he wouldn’t be having this problem. Stupid Joe and his stupid, stupid really fun ideas. Come on Nick, forget about your homework, Nick, let’s go to that new amusement park, Nick. He could strangle his brother right now for that suggestion. What kind of a teenager goes to an amusement park on a school night? Oh right, Joe Lucas did. How could he forget.

    “Why not?” Macy asked, looking a little confused. Nick muttered something under his breath darkly about killing his older brother, but secretly he was glad for the distraction. Anything to get his mind off of Macy and her short skirts and nice legs and…he coughed, swallowing hard and biting his tongue.

    “Are you okay, Nick?” Macy asked, watching as he readjusted his canvas bag, holding it against his abdomen.

    “I’m fine,” Nick said, coughing a little bit, “I just really like this bag.” Macy raised her eyebrows at him, looking more than a little freaked out.

    “It’s a nice bag,” Nick said, his voice sounding strained, “It’s so…plaid and…”

    “Uh…huh…” Macy said. She had never seen Nick act this way. Wasn’t this more Joe’s department? Pulling crazy stunts that freaked her out a little? Heck, wasn’t she the one who usually did stupid stuff around the Lucas brothers? It was never the other way around.

    “Well,” Nick said, “I’ll see you in bio!” And with that he was off, turning around and heading the opposite direction. Macy sighed, her gaze settling on the way his pants clung to his cute–

    “Wait! Nick!” Macy called after him, he turned and looked at her over his shoulder.

    “Yeah?” He asked.

    “You’re going the wrong way,” she said, smiling sheepishly at him. Nick laughed.

    “Right,” he said, “I knew that. Thanks.” He turned back around and walked by her as quickly as possible, en route to his next class. Though, he was pretty sure that the way things were going now, he’d end up skipping his class and spending the whole period in the bathroom. Or maybe he’d make a quick stop by his gym locker for a pair of sweatpants. Ah, sweatpants. Those things were so roomy.

  • Anonymous

    eh. first thought was nick to me. “to many tries”
    whatever. they’ll make up (dont bother replying. its an opinion. itll be ok. deep breathes. dont freak out)

  • Anonymous

    JB singing Wannabe by the spice girls.
    lmfaolmfao

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    STOP STICKING CORN POPS UP YOUR HAIR BUTT HOLE!!!!! WANT MILK WITH THAT????!!!
    ————-
    Haha naw ill pass. Ill help you get the javelin out of your ass though (:

  • http://CRAZIIXOXBAYBI@AOL.COM niley

    can someone please dare them to do the hoedown throwdown!!!!
    can someone please dare them to do the hoedown throwdown!!!!
    can someone please dare them to do the hoedown throwdown!!!!
    can someone please dare them to do the hoedown throwdown!!!!
    can someone please dare them to do the hoedown throwdown!!!!can someone please dare them to do the hoedown throwdown!!!!
    can someone please dare them to do the hoedown throwdown!!!!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Like are you all like “HOW ARRRRRRRRRREEEEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU?” and stuff all the time..haha nvm..so what’s up with you?

  • allison

    its not over yet, im still hoping for epicness. if nothing happens, dash is a fraud.

  • Anonymous

    lol I agree with them doing the hoedown throwdown with miley XD.

  • Anonymous

    ah, fuck. not you again!

  • M

    Haha.
    Well I know that Demi’s is “Demi Cook” (because she loves Dane Cook)
    And Miley’s is gibberish, but there is a picture of her as the profile picture.
    I have no idea how to take screen shots. Sorry.

  • Anonymous

    THE 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU:
    1.YOUR NAME
    2.YOUR GAY
    3.YOU LIKE CORN POPS
    4.YOUR A LOSER
    5.YOUR BEING A BITCH
    6.YOU KEEP SUCKING MY BROS DICK
    7.YOUR ALWAYS HERE
    8.YOU ARE UGLY
    9.YOU CAN’T GET ME
    10.YOUR DUMB AS HELLO
    Imma go watch the show
    ——————
    LMAO im watching that show too! *cough* that’s besides the point
    1.My name is the shit. Get over the bridge ill make you
    2.Yeah im a pretty happy person. I have friends. Im sorry you don’t :(
    3.Heck yes Corn Pops own!
    4.Nah i don’t lose. The only loser here is you bb (:
    5.Im not a female dog you asswipe.
    6. Naw im pretty sure that was your mom doing all the sucking. Im just getting ready to put the video up on youtube.
    7.Maybe you’re always here..how else would you know that? and yep OU is the place to be (:
    8. to that i say:OMG DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK!!!
    9.I don’t want to get you…you are like the poop on the back of someone’s shoe…im pretty sure no one wants to get you.
    10.It’s “you’re” and i prefer to be dumb as jello.

    Now get the stick out of your ass before i shove it up even more.
    ________________________
    LIKE MMY ASS AND DUCK MY PUSSY IT’S WETTTT

  • Anonymous

    @blaise

    yep, you basically hit the nail on the head lol

  • Anonymous

    lol @ you

  • Anonymous

    We know Kevin wnot be picked. He never is. this list is proof enough :(

    ———————

    i think your right. it will probably just something joe and nick will do and kevin wont be a part of it

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Hey you guys i have some poser..so if any bull shit comes out of my mouth then you know that’s not me…im actually normal..just letting yall know (:

  • sexybeast

    ikr? jb > taylor
    taylor might sell more records in the USA
    but not around the world like the jonas brothers =]

  • XD

    THEY NEED TO DO HOEDOWN THROWDOWN WITH MILEY!!! or she can atleast teach lol, maybe Joe can wear a wig!

  • Anonymous

    lol just ignore that girl
    i think she does this shit just to get rises outta ppl

  • =P~

    well actually, they are dating

  • Anonymous

    aw, hahah Jay….

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    zomg? did you really just use that wow, nobody is gunna take you seriously

  • Yvonne

    I don’t know but they need to and fast

  • Anonymous

    It seems like every time we turn around, the Jonas Brothers are dropping a new record. 10 months ago, A Little Bit Longer was the number one album in the country, and it’s not shaping up to be anything different with their follow-up, Lines, Vines and Trying Times. Yearly releases are often a huge risk. Sure, they offer fans new content without much wait, but they can pose a problem if the music loses quality and integrity with the rushing of each new disc. Surprisingly, though, the cleverly titled Lines, Vines and Trying Times seems to have weathered the fast-track recording storm fairly well.

    Leading the promotion efforts for this new album was the first single and second cut on the record, “Paranoid.” A track that’s only mediocre at best, things didn’t look too promising when the song first hit radio a couple months back. What seems to be different, however, about Lines, Vines and Trying Times compared to most records in general, is that the tracks get increasingly better and more engaging as you progress through them. For example, while the first four cuts on the disc are your typical Jonas Brothers fanfare, “Hey Baby,” the fifth track, becomes the record’s first gem, boasting a guitar solo from Gospel/blues artist Jonny Lang. “Before the Storm,” featuring the vocals of Miley Cyrus, borders on adding a hint of country flair to the record, while “Much Better” adds a retro spin and even includes a full brass ensemble. Undoubtedly the most interesting track features a duet with Grammy-winning rapper Common, who proclaims “Only God can judge me, touch me, fill me.” Based on originality, this track alone earns the album some high marks.

    Along with decent musical content comes the wholesome lyrical content that has been a part of the trio since their origin in the Christian market. It should come as no surprise that the Jonas Brothers love to sing about girls and relationships, whether good or bad, but the way in which they do so is never degrading, which will keep the fans’ parents happy.

    A few weaknesses do slightly mar the record. Kevin, Joe and Nick still haven’t managed to shake the power-pop sound on several of the tracks, although there are signs of progression with each new album. In other words, the whole Disney image is going to have to go at some point, whether sooner or later. Another usual complaint is the lack of faith based lyrics. However, at this point in their career, despite their personal beliefs, we’ve come to expect it. Along with many other artists with personal backgrounds in faith (Flyleaf, The Fray, Copeland – to name a few), the Jonas Brothers don’t want to be labeled as a “Christian band.”

    When it comes down to it though, the band did something right this time around. Maybe it’s that Nick’s falsetto is no longer annoying or it could just be that the originality factor stands out here. That’s something you’d have to admit regardless if you’re a fan or not. And while there’s always room of improvement, you may want to give Lines, Vines and Trying Times a spin or two.

  • tiger:)

    Yes! And hot tea!!!
    —————–
    haha sure but *whispers* she wont kill you tho will she?

  • Anonymous

    Nick to kiss Miley on stage! Not a little peck, I want a legit kiss out of the two of them.

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    Hater suck…. they totally just brought down the happy mode that was here. Damn….see you guys later

  • allison

    ME TOO! lmfao cornpops do you live in dallas?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    OMFG!!! NOW THAT’S EPIC! well it’s close to epic! wow…I can’t believe Nick Freaking Jerry Jonas did the SOS dance!! Someone better have got that on camera or im eating a baby!

  • Anonymous

    NO ONE IS GOING TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY IF YOU TYPE LIKE THIS

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Nick should dance to “The Way You Make Me Feel” but that would be hott!

  • Anonymous

    Lmao let’s try…
    JB dance to Love Game..Naked
    JB sing to the audience..Naked
    JB donates charity…Naked

    Yep you’re right. We’ve reached a conclusion.

  • cony

    i know whats next p then people are gonna be thinking the there dad comes on here

  • Anonymous

    a nelena fan on twitter originally thought before the storm was about nelena lmao!
    and then nelena will walk down the aisle together at kanielles wedding because selena will be the maid of honor XD
    http://twitter.com/OhMyNelena

    —-
    LOOOOLLL OMFG HILARIOUS. she still thinks BTS and black keys is about selena and dat nick played BTS to miley and miley FORCED nick to sing it with her. WTF LOL. HOW DELUSIONAL.

  • Anonymous

    There are NO rumors of this, but I think it would be really cute if Kevin sang a song for Danielle tonight. Just an idea I’m throwing out there.

  • allison

    yeah, i wouldnt exactly consider that “epic”. but whatever floats your boat.

  • Anonymous

    haha i know! imagine how awkward that would be.

    asking them to kiss is like… sexual harassment.

    personally i like the hoedown throwdown idea hahaha

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    haha, welcome back, this might be as awkward as last night, just a warning lol

  • Anonymous

    YES! OMG OMG OMG OMG someone please dare Nick to do the Nick J is off the chain rap. That would be amazzzzzing

  • anonymously

    oh my gosh i would luv nick kissing and giving selena a hug. With miley, no that will ruin the momment. Nick giving a gug to selena and kissing her! And joe giving taylor swift a gug or demi!

    1.Nick hugging and kissing selena
    2.joe hugging taylor s..or demi
    3.kevin kissing danielle in front stage [passionate]
    4.Nick singing lovebug to selena or black keys
    5.joe singing love story or dont forget!
    ———————–
    oh god no! stop embarrasing selena and let the past go nick is in love with miley. miley is in love with nick. which part of i think niley is adorable on selena article you didn’t get?
    selena is with someone else.

  • That guy

    CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE PEOPLE CAME UP WITH THE ‘NICK THE BOOB HUNTER’ THING? I’M FUCKING CONFUSED.

  • tiger:)

    If I did indeed have “proof”, 99% of you wouldn’t believe it.
    ———————
    if you do know them your a very bad friend for coming on here and spilling there buisness.

  • ~insider~

    ok so who wants to know the truth about jomilla ?:S

  • cony

    back bitches!

  • Anonymous

    wow. 1000+ comments. can you tell its summer.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    lmao epic win my friend epic win! But we all know Taylor’s talking Cat will come save her and then Selena will throw her pickles at Joe to prevent him from winning..i can see it now.

  • moniquee.

    this whole epic thing has me all antsy. and jonas hasnt been on twitter all day:|

  • kimmy4

    lol my mistake i mean PROOF

  • Anonymous

    Jonas Brothers for some reason have a shit load of fans even though they clearly do not possess any talent; you would realize this if you weren’t retarded.
    Their “music” (I almost threw up writing that) is supposedly directed at 8 to maybe 14 year olds, yet ALL THEIR FUCKING SONGS ARE ABOUT LOVE. No damned 10 year old knows what the hell it feels like to be in love. See a problem? Hopefully you do ’cause man, there’s a LOT of them.
    ————————————
    .8 million records sold
    .Two number one albums in ten months (in 25 countries)
    .#1 most searched thing on Youtube
    .1 million tickets sold in one week
    .Sold out world tour
    They must have something…

  • Anonymous

    Macy said that your brother is acting really strange,” Stella said to Joe, taking a seat at their usual lunch table. Joe was flipping through a magazine.

    “Kevin’s always strange,” Joe said, nonchalantly, licking his finger and turning the page in his magazine.

    “No, Joe,” Stella said, “Not Kevin, Nick.” Joe glanced up for a brief moment before looking back down at his magazine.

    “Nick’s pretty weird too,” Joe responded. Stella rolled her eyes.

    “Let me guess,” she said, “And you’re the only normal Lucas brother?”

    “Pretty much,” he said, turning the page again. Stella growled.

    “Could you be serious for one second, Joseph?” Stella asked, reaching over and yanking the magazine out of his hands. Joe sighed, crossing his arms and glaring at her.

    “Fiiine,” he said, sitting back in his chair, “Tell me how strange my younger brother is being.”

    “Macy said he hugged his book bag, told her he really liked it and ran off in the wrong direction,” Stella informed him. Joe erupted into a fit of laughter. Stella was not amused.

    “Oh, oh,” Joe said between laughs, “he hugged his book bag? The mental image…” He erupted into laughter again. Stella crossed her arms and glared at him.

    “Are you done?” She asked as his laughter died down. Joe held up his hand, erupting into a fit of laughter again.

    “Okay,” he said, just as Kevin and Nick approached their table, “now, I’m done.”

    “What’s so funny?” Kevin asked, sitting down on the other side of Stella.

    “Well,” Joe started, motioning to Nick, “Nick here decided to make a fool of himself in front of our fa–”

    “Why are you wearing sweat pants?” Stella asked, interrupting Joe and giving Nick a questioning look.

    “I uh,” he said, blushing, “I like these sweat pants…” He took a seat and stared down at his tray of food.

    “You’re ruining your whole outfit Nicholas,” Stella said, standing up from the table and grabbing his arm, “come on.”

    “Ohhh,” Joe said, smirking after them, “Nick’s gonna get it now!”

    “Wait, wait!” Nick said, trying to wriggle free from Stella’s grip on his arm, “where are you taking me?”

    “To the bathroom so you can change out of those ridiculous pants,” Stella said, obviously annoyed with Nick’s fashion choices, “Isn’t it against school rules to wear casual clothing outside of gym, anyhow?” Stella shot Nick a look and he shrugged his shoulders.

  • Miley

    Hi!

  • Anonymous

    they may sing 7 things they was a rumor that kevin was playing it in chicago

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL “Click”, “club penguins” ahh puhlease selena get back to your sleepover with your pickle

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LIKE MMY ASS AND DUCK MY PUSSY IT’S WETTTT
    ————————————–
    FAIL.

  • Emily

    Kevin and Danielle are lucky to have each other, he has got so much hate for no reason I hope she lets him know how amazing he is. I feel so bad for him sometimes =[

  • Anonymous

    wonder if kevin didn’t feel well so thats why nick did the sos dance. kevin never has anyone else do that

  • Anonymous

    jtimberlakeIt’s a toss up: sleepy Jonas or bashful jonas? via @daubed: @jtimberlake my friend must know: who’s your favorite jonas brother?

  • jerseygirl

    If I did indeed have “proof”, 99% of you wouldn’t believe it
    ———————-
    Well 99% of us don’t believe you now so what do you have to lose?

  • mystical

    lol.
    haha:P
    maybe..

    oh,good!
    haha:P
    i don’t feel like going out in here.
    It’s effin 108 degrees here in Arizona.

  • Anonymous

    Ugh. Can’t stay to do HS meet & greet. Line is kinda crazy & I didn’t drive tonight. Sad panda. There’s always Boston

    ^^^^^
    im guessing the concerts over?
    ————————————
    Yeah, it is.

  • Jay

    Hello everyone :) How are you guys doing?

  • Anonymous

    ROFL.

  • <3<3

    the only dares I think that the JB
    will do is…

    Do the hoedown throwdown,
    Kevin sings solo.
    Nick sings his version of My Girl.
    Joe..anything not connected to Taylor.

  • Anonymous

    WEll girls.. looks like we got played.

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    Nice.. I’ll continue. Demi rubs me at night.. It
    feels so good.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    WHERE’S THE EPIC?!

    haha, i’m sooo ancy! i thought something would’ve happened by now… :(
    —————
    Eh someone was bullshitting us unfortunately..unless you call a Honor Society Music Video for Bandslam “epic”..

  • cony

    joe have sex with camilia on stage!!!
    ————————————-
    ummm i think not!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    OH, ME!! i have faith in you, ‘insider’~

    lmao this outta be good

  • Anonymous

    you are so mean. more peeps care about kevin than you think

  • applesandbananas

    THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    the little button by crtl sys fn, then above the number lock there is one that says home and prt sc. there ya go.

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    I meant mood not mode…… damn summer time

  • Anonymous

    you ll never know so stop wondering but i don t think so

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Well Nick doing the SOS dance is kinda epic lol

  • Anonymous

    haha. posers are funny.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    yeah I like that one!

  • ALL THE LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET

    Do YOU want to be a poser? Follow these easy steps!

    Step 1: Choosing a name
    Your name should be very douche like. Just one letter or symbol, and it creates a controversy.

    Step 2: Getting others interested

    Leave a subtle comment that will also attract replies. You see, Posers often contradict themselves, so you can take care of that in the first step. An example of a mysterious and subtle comment would be:

    “HEY YOU GUYS, I KNOW WHAT KIND OF TOILET PAPER THE JONAS HOUSEHOLD BUYS!”

    That is sure to gain attention.

    Next you have to claim you have proof and then DON’T offer it to us. Posers are such a tease, those bitches…

    Create the most extravagant tale ever. Something along the lines of:

    “One day Joe went to use the bathroom and Nicholas started to fight him for it, and then they both pulled out guns and knives and Big Rob had to intervene and he resorted to throwing Joseph outside the hotel window even though they were 40 floors up and THAT’S how Joseph got a scratch on his fingernail”

    Step 3: The end of your posing

    ALWAYS say “You don’t have to believe me, you’ll see one day”

  • Taylor Swift

    wtf is with joe’s hair.. he looks like an escaped mental patient. go away joe

  • sexybeast

    he would probally be too shy, haha poor kid
    oh well
    someone please are him to do that! please!

  • Ammmmy

    THE JB SHOULD DO THE HOE DOWN THROW DOWN WITH MILEY
    NICK SINGS “MY GIRL” ( HIS VERSION) TO MILY CYRUS!!!!!!
    NICK SINGS 7 THINGS
    KEVIN SINGS SOLO
    JOE SINGS TEARDROPS ON MY GUITAR
    KEVIN AND JOE STRAIGHTENS NICKS HAIR

  • :)

    WTF, the kissing will never happen. I would say, let Nick sing 7 Things, or Joe sing Forever & Always

  • jerseygirl

    Lmao let’s try…
    JB dance to Love Game..Naked
    JB sing to the audience..Naked
    JB donates charity…Naked

    Yep you’re right. We’ve reached a conclusion.
    ——————–
    Learn your math facts children……….

    JB + Naked = Perfection

  • Anonymous

    click print screen and paste into paint

  • meli

    GUYS SO WHAT HAPPENED? ANYTHING EPIC?

  • Anonymous

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  • S

    you spelled ‘clique’ wrong though, haha
    =======
    thank you for telling me:)

  • Anonymous

    lol @ the ONE hater on here. Go get laid please. Obviously you’re more obsessed with them than we are because you keep commenting over and over again.

  • Anonymous

    ummm ok? since when is that a crime?

  • Anonymous

    dash never said anything about today
    its the poser dash’s

  • Anonymous

    haha is he cute?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL when are they ever on twitter? and dont worry about the epic thing..im sure nothing will happen…maybe a surprise guest tonight at the show but other than that nah.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com J.

    Hey guys. I just want to say that we love you for everything you guys do for us. Thanks for helping our album get to number one. And im pretty sure you guys will love Camp Rock 2 and the world tour is going great. And yes im still with Eyebrows, er Camilla. So stop making fun of her. Ask me anything you like.

    P.S. you’re an ass if you believe crap like this.

  • kimmy4

    okay i do agree with that a little
    just cause you play the guitar doesnt mean your rock
    but some of their songs do have rock element in them
    their evoling as artist

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Lmao true. And yeah I feel bad for Camilla or even Miley(friend or not)b/c some fans would go psycho just seeing them espcially sitting with the audience.

  • h,

    eh… while its obvious that disney does control a lot of things that their clients say i think that the boys are private people.

    i mean, most guys in general are.
    it’s like they’re just going to admit all their thoughts and feelings.

    i’m sure they also want it to be about the music not their social lives, thats why they personally try to avoid the suject of their lives.

  • tiger:)

    NICK TO KISS MILEY CYRUS!!!!
    NICK TO KISS MILEY CYRUS!!!!
    ———————
    thats not gonna happen becuase i bet a bunch of stupid fans are gonna be daring them to do use less shit like eating hot dogs with peanut butter on them.

  • Anonymous

    them all take there shirts of and sing lovebug.

  • Anonymous

    I WANT KEVIN TO SING ALONE!

  • Allie

    You live in Maryland? Me too!

  • cony

    what did i miss

  • anonymous

    i would dare kevin to reinact his proposal to danielle :) that would be adorable although i doubt he’d do that.

    if joe sang forever & always that would be something i’d pay for especially with taylor in the audience. and she’s performing that’s gonna be akward to introduce.

    i would also love if nick kissed miley but clearly thats not gonna happen. but again if he sang 7 things that’d be funny

  • Anonymous

    Just FYI, the new Miley twitter Oceanup post is up…

  • Anonymous

    haha awww.

    tell him to come back on oceanup again! i miss the teenies yelling at him for “posing” and then having nothing to say when he clearly isnt.

  • Jay

    haha, what about Joe? just curious :)

  • jomilla

    Stfu to the hater making up rumors about joe and camilla breaking up. joe will never date you, sorry hun

  • Anonymous

    haha i bet you are one of the people i’m talking about. joe will never date you sorry honey! =/

  • PopcornJonas

    i just don’t! and yeah demi has been so rude lately it’s really dissapointing because i loved her but idk what her problem is lately i think the fame is getting to her head! :/

  • Anonymous

    miley posts alot of tweets on twitter. and i think she knows that if she posts a certain quote or lyric on her twitter it will get people talking thinking its nick. i wouldnt say overanalyze this just yet because she might not even be referring to nick.

  • Anonymous

    waaah you guys are weird HOW OLD ARE YOU ?
    Miley and Nick are not together okay ????

  • cony

    all i know insiders better come with proof

  • tiger:)

    haha i left for like 5 minutes and i came back to a room full of haters and posers. *face palm*

  • sexybeast

    that fuckking sucks donkey balls, dude
    go swimming or something
    its only like 90 here in ct hehe

  • Anonymous

    i agree, Nick giving a hug and kiss to selena! That be cute. has anyone seen mileys tweeter…her and nick arent dating.”to many lies.back than i gave you chances” something like that!

    NICK HUGGING AND GIVING SELENA A KISS! =)

  • Anonymous

    STOP STICKING CORN POPS UP YOUR HAIR BUTT HOLE!!!!! WANT MILK WITH THAT????!!!
    ————-
    Haha naw ill pass. Ill help you get the javelin out of your ass though (:
    ____________________________
    WHY IS YOUR NAME CORNPOPS??WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GIRL.HEY SO WAHTS UP STOP STICKING IT THOUGH.. IS IT CRUNCHY????????????????????????????

  • Anonymous

    me!

  • tiger:)

    But Miley is soooo posessive!! I’m only going to run away if Nick buys me, he’s the only one I’d risk Miley killing me for!!
    ————————————
    haha does that mean miley and nick are dating?

  • loverrr

    i sayyyy.
    nick kiss miley
    orrr
    have nick sing 7 things and joe sing forever and always

  • applesandbananas

    LMAO!…at ur name and comment ;D

  • tiger:)

    Do YOU want to be a poser? Follow these easy steps!

    Step 1: Choosing a name
    Your name should be very douche like. Just one letter or symbol, and it creates a controversy.

    Step 2: Getting others interested

    Leave a subtle comment that will also attract replies. You see, Posers often contradict themselves, so you can take care of that in the first step. An example of a mysterious and subtle comment would be:

    “HEY YOU GUYS, I KNOW WHAT KIND OF TOILET PAPER THE JONAS HOUSEHOLD BUYS!”

    That is sure to gain attention.

    Next you have to claim you have proof and then DON’T offer it to us. Posers are such a tease, those bitches…

    Create the most extravagant tale ever. Something along the lines of:

    “One day Joe went to use the bathroom and Nicholas started to fight him for it, and then they both pulled out guns and knives and Big Rob had to intervene and he resorted to throwing Joseph outside the hotel window even though they were 40 floors up and THAT’S how Joseph got a scratch on his fingernail”

    Step 3: The end of your posing

    ALWAYS say “You don’t have to believe me, you’ll see one day”

    ———————————————————-

    LMAOOOOO LMAOOOO LMAOO
    “One day Joe went to use the bathroom and Nicholas started to fight him for it, and then they both pulled out guns and knives and Big Rob had to intervene and he resorted to throwing Joseph outside the hotel window even though they were 40 floors up and THAT’S how Joseph got a scratch on his fingernail”

    YOU just made my day.

  • CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Somebody here is posing like me please dont answer them.

  • Anonymous

    every think it might’ve been a poser

  • ellen luvs jonas

    i said that on 4tnz!!! r u sure that u didnt steal my idea???

  • Anonymous

    cause you would SO know right?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com J.

    Haha exactly. LMAO @ “Always say you dont have to believe me. You’ll see one day.”

    That day never comes.

  • Yvonne

    Yep

  • britney

    wait if you are serious then that is pretty damn ‘epic’ in my book. haha. please let this be true.

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Oh yes girl that would be the icing on the cake of my life……wow that would be sexy..I would totally want to be the girl he serenades to. LOL i dare Joe to tell Taylor he loves her..without cracking the hell up..yep i just went there lmao

  • Anonymous

    I saw they cover themselves in chocolate
    syrup and dance to Lovegame by Lady Gaga :)
    mmmm :)

  • Anonymous

    LOL

  • Anonymous

    everything

  • Anonymous

    unless that was a dash poser, because dash has not been on since last month

  • applesandbananas

    GAYYYYYYYY

  • Anonymous

    you guys are pathetic,nick ISNT going to kiss miley
    in public,, NEITHER ON LIVE TELEVISION. lmfao,you guys
    are oh so smart. not.

    You are pathetic.
    We’re just kidding.

  • No Bitchassness

    LMAO!!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    wtf is up with Taylor locking Lucas Till in her basement and then forgetting to fill his water bowl. She looks like a psychopath. Go away taylor.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, I hated that review.
    That was absolute rubbish.
    They claimed Taylor Swift documented the situation in a classier fashion compared to Joe Jonas? Is he freakin’ kidding me?! Well, that’s just the opposite …

    “Maybe he taught these kids something about how to treat a lady”
    WTF? Like HE knew what went on in their relationship. Why is it their fault? (I’m not saying it wasn’t or was his fault because it’s not like I know either) But still … God, people treat Taylor Swift like she’s a freaking angel.

    —-

    if you read the review properly he was comparing albums. so yes, to some people taylors album take on the relationship was classier then joe’s. some people aren’t to fond of the whole ‘comparing relationship’ metaphor. he went on to say the strong points over FEARless, so i dont know why you are freaking out. it wasn’t a terrible review.

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    I’m bored.. Talk dirty to me :D

  • rarah30

    they should dance to hoedown throwdown

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    that would be a good idea if you want drama.lOL 7 Things would be cools but Joe singing forver and Alway’s umm akward.much

  • tiger:)

    WHERE’S THE EPIC?!

    haha, i’m sooo ancy! i thought something would’ve happened by now… :(
    —————
    Eh someone was bullshitting us unfortunately..unless you call a Honor Society Music Video for Bandslam “epic”..
    ———————
    haha i’d call than an “epic” waste of time. (no offence to HS)

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    Well 99% of us don’t believe you now so what do you have to lose?
    —-
    hahaha, oh that was great :D

  • =P~

    everyones just cranky because of the non-epicness
    bummer. :(

  • cony

    umm hello

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LMAO…i know right..looking back at old posts during school time a Miley post got like 150 comments and now its 700 or more. When school starts im giving up my OU addiction..so sad i know..

  • anna j

    oh my gosh i would luv nick kissing and giving selena a hug. With miley, no that will ruin the momment. Nick giving a gug to selena and kissing her! And joe giving taylor swift a gug or demi!

    1.Nick hugging and kissing selena
    2.joe hugging taylor s..or demi
    3.kevin kissing danielle in front stage [passionate]
    4.Nick singing lovebug to selena or black keys
    5.joe singing love story or dont forget!

  • Anonymous

    What age are you 10???

  • Anonymous

    jtimberlakeIt’s a toss up: sleepy Jonas or bashful jonas? via @daubed: @jtimberlake my friend must know: who’s your favorite jonas brother?

    ——–

    nick is the sleepy jonas
    and the bashful jonas is joe?

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    Nice job! :)

  • That Guy

    We should call Nick ‘Nicholai’
    LOL

  • Anonymous

    That is close to epicness.
    Nick doing Kevin’s SOS dnace, LMAO.

  • tiger:)

    why is everyone being jerks today?
    —————————
    im not being a jerk. :|

  • la~la~la~

    But your so hypnotizing
    you got me laughing while i sing
    you got me smiling in my sleep
    I can see this unravaling
    and your love is where im falling
    so please dont catch me

    -catch me

  • allison

    teehee, i dare them to take their shirts off for the entire show :DDDD okay, teenie moment over. i want them to get up there and do some karaoke on stage, LoveGame by Lady GaGa please and thank you :)

  • M

    I’m pretty sure his name’s George something.

  • Anonymous

    Hey next post let’s make it epic with comments. it’s been a slow day on oceanup. And ignore the one hater, it’s obvious they’re alone with nothing else to do.

  • tiger:)

    haha wtf? why is evryone on here from texas and canada?? where are my california people?

  • Anonymous

    i think the epic thing was the before the storm video

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Same….Justin Gaston is a douche. Just had to say that.

  • Anonymous

    Im Dayanna and I would dare nick jonas to sing 7
    things and joe jonas to sing forever and always
    that would be soo cool if nick and miley did the duet
    and joe and taylor did the duet!

  • kimmy4

    yep jb just naked

  • cony

    i am lauging so hard my brother just keeps looking at me like i am crazy

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LMAO no you’re the poser! please stop its not funny at all

  • Anonymous

    Fuck you

    RBD is way worse than even the worst of Disney Stars, It’s the fakest, dumbest, most manufactured piece of crap ever made.
    EVER

  • Anonymous

    a little single ladies to hype the crowd?
    about 2 hours ago from Twitta

  • Nick

    Sorry, I was too busy hooking up with some fan girl back stage.

  • Anonymous

    justin timberlake just called joe “bashful Jonas”
    we all know he loves taylor swift

  • kimmy4

    lol dont forget to lure them in by saying you know somthing about niley aqnd that your friends with miley

  • Anonymous

    God tried to make the perfect band. He wanted to call them the Jonas Brothers, but he realized he already made The Beatles, so he decided to kill at least one of them by diabetes.
    —————–
    You are sick and pathetic! You need help!

  • Anonymous

    YES ONLY GOOD SUGGESTION ALL DAY SOMEBODY DO IT!

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    No, I just meany she will be very angry if I run away and strangle me and throw hot sauce on me!!

  • kimmy4

    Nick dancing to thriller or some classic MJ song…that would be epic… lol i love that but i think it has to be a dare for all three

  • Anonymous

    someone should dare them to do the hoedown throwdown. lol that would be funny. i would but im overage.

  • insider

    hey guys, you may not believe me….but I do Joe’s laundry. Yea, I know all of his secrets…*shifty eyes*

  • Anonymous

    The Epic thing is not over yet.
    Just beacause Miley isn’t in NJ, doesn’t mean its not going to happen.
    You don’t know what it is anyway. It could be as Epic as Nick dedicating a song to Miley. No codenames or anything, just strait out “MILEY”

  • Anonymous

    Nick did Kevin’s sos dance, that’s close to epicness. I guess.

  • Anonymous

    I DARE NICK TO SING 7 THINGS!! hahahaha

    AND THEN KISS MILEY CYRUS

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    No offense but Brazil is really starting to piss me off…. they are being annoying as hell

  • Anonymous

    Track 6. Before the Storm (feat. Miley Cyrus)
    Wonderful. As if there wasn’t enough talent in the “greatest pop group of all time” that this song also has Miley Cyrus. I think my head just might explode, but not before my ears bleed me to death (not the good bleed either).

    This song sounds so tender, which makes it like a knockoff Rascal Flatts song. Is it just me or are Jonas Brothers songs using clichés in their lyrics and song titles?

    Here’s something sad, in my head I just decided that Miley Cyrus is way too talented to be hanging around the Jonas Brothers. Eeehhhhk.

    I wish this song would pick up the pace and end.

    “Standin’ out in the rain,
    Knowin’ that it’s really over.
    Please don’t leave me alone. ”

    Please leave me alone!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LOL eh i dont really care. As long as she doesnt pull a Lindsey Lohan im good. And Miley’s pretty chill..i remember the days where i used to Like Selena MORE than Miley and then i woke up LMAO

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    Hopefully not! Let’s invite Demi too!!

  • aNonymous

    LMAO!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    lmao @”face palms” ahah so true! I have a poser and all these haters are so pathetic. OU daytime you still suck :(

  • Anonymous

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.

  • Anonymous

    do i like selena? sure; no problem with her. but i have no idea who you are, so why do you think you know me? good lord. as said in original comment; step away from your computer.

  • Anonymous

    I DARE NICK TO PUNCH JUSTIN GASTON ! ouuuch!!!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    I’m going to rewrite what I said in a few posts ago!

    All: Sing up to the end of the first chorus of Love Game.
    Kevin: Dance to bootylicious (cause he IS bootylicious).
    Nick: Do the salsa with Miley (I’d hope they’d know in advance to make a sexy epic number).
    Joe: Not wear a shirt for the rest of the show!

  • cony

    Hey guys. I just want to say that we love you for everything you guys do for us. Thanks for helping our album get to number one. And im pretty sure you guys will love Camp Rock 2 and the world tour is going great. And yes im still with Eyebrows, er Camilla. So stop making fun of her. Ask me anything you like.

    P.S. you’re an ass if you believe crap like this.
    ——————–
    lmao like i said before you guyz are too funny

  • http://freerice.com/ Nicole – JULY 14th, NEVER FORGET

    “No. I haven’t been to sea world in years.”

    Anybody else remember that? Anybody? Probably just me…

  • Blah.

    Rbd is the best band ever is a mexican band that started off a soap opera that had more than 5.9 million viewers each day. it broke all records around the world espicially in europe and in latin america Jonas brothers are never going to brake the records rbd made in latin america and in europe.

    Rbd is the best band ever is a mexican band that started off a soap opera that had more than 5.9 million viewers each day. it broke all records around the world espicially in europe and in latin america Jonas brothers are never going to brake the records rbd made in latin america and in europe.

    Rbd is the best band ever is a mexican band that started off a soap opera that had more than 5.9 million viewers each day. it broke all records around the world espicially in europe and in latin america Jonas brothers are never going to brake the records rbd made in latin america and in europe.

    They even had 2 worldwide march just for them not to seperate. it was awsome.
    http://blogamole.mtvtr3s.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/rbd2.jpg
    but at the end they seperated. because theyre all actors and had movies to do.

  • Anonymous

    NICK SINGING BLACK KEYS TO SELENA!
    NICK SINGING BLACK KEYS TO SELENA!
    NICK SINGING BLACK KEYS TO SELENA!
    NICK SINGING BLACK KEYS TO SELENA!
    NICK SINGING BLACK KEYS TO SELENA!

    NICK SINGING BLACK KEYS TO SELENA!
    NICK SINGING BLACK KEYS TO SELENA!
    NICK SINGING BLACK KEYS TO SELENA!
    NICK SINGING BLACK KEYS TO SELENA!
    NICK SINGING BLACK KEYS TO SELENA!
    NICK SINGING BLACK KEYS TO SELENA!

  • Anonymous

    HA HA HE’S GOING TO VOMINT AFTER SELENA KISSING YEAH
    THAT’S TRUE NICK IS GOING TO KISS MIELY BECAUSE HE’S
    HER LOVE OF HE’S LIFE

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    WTF, the kissing will never happen. I would say, let Nick sing 7 Things, or Joe sing Forever & Always
    ————–
    Eh not Forever&Always, but 7 things is a win!

    P.S. I only say that because Taylor would kill Joe and i really want a CR2 (:

  • Anonymous

    justin timberlake just called joe “bashful Jonas”
    we all know he loves taylor swift
    ——————-
    Nah – JT is friendly with JB. Think he tolerates Swift.

  • Anoymous

    haha Jay, don’t even try to reason

  • =P~

    omg, i’ve wanted to get this out for so long now but does no one else think ‘jomilla’ sounds like a breed of monkey?

  • Anonymous

    in california

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    Shut up and get on your knees!!!

  • Anonymous

    I dare them to take their shirts off….. forever

    ——–

    lmfao @ “fOREVER” hahaha “take their shirts off…. FOREVER” hahahaha

  • jerseygirl

    And don’t forget – “I won’t post proof because you won’t believe me; but yet I’ll spill the details on all of their personal lives.”

  • Anonymous

    Reviews for the album were generally mixed. Allmusic named “overthinking and over-production” as the album’s main flaws, and noted that the group’s combination of “teen pop that skews adult in its sound and form” seemed effortless on their previous album, A Little Bit Longer, but felt that on Lines the “seams are showing.”[13] Greg Kot of the Chicago Tribune claimed, “The rush to maturity is, well, premature,” and added that “the strings and horns […] only bog things down.”[14] Entertainment Weekly criticized “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime,” calling it “the sonic equivalent of being held at gunpoint by a baby rabbit,” but praised “Black Keys” as being the most honest track, adding that “its quiet brushstrokes of teenage despair easily transcend Lines’ misdemeanor mutinies.”[15] The New York Daily News criticized “World War III,” saying, “it sounds like they just pulled a collective hernia.”[16] The Los Angeles Times were more positive in their review, calling the album the group’s “most easygoing and enjoyable yet.”[17]

  • mystical

    i DID go swimming like last week
    and got a sunburn.
    succksss so bad.
    i’d rather be stuck inside than
    be burnt.
    lol.

  • allison

    DAMMIT I WANTED PREGNANCY :(

    oh well. i want a video of it to make me smile :)

  • Anonymous

    This is what justin picture: the monkey represent Nick and he represent miley
    and they’re now reconnected in 2009 loll (sorry love miley and nick but they
    got burned ah)

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    These posers are just as dumb as the people that believe them. SRY but it’s like…….WTF If you are going to start something, HAVE PROOF!!

  • Selena’s cookie jar

    I contain something delicious…. That you will want to eat it.. :D

  • Anonymous

    Lately Kevin has been taken for granted doing the SOS dance. Nick doing it now is gonna make people not care if Kevin does it and will want Nick to do it :(

  • Anonymous

    I dare joe to call taylor swift and hang up in 27 seconds… deja vu… :P

  • kimmy4

    ive got 1 thing to say to you
    What up big O

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Im sorry i dont understand you. English is my first language :l

  • Anonymous

    um, you shouldn’t be talking. haha
    conditioner sweetheart, use it

  • tiger:)

    Lmao true. And yeah I feel bad for Camilla or even Miley(friend or not)b/c some fans would go psycho just seeing them espcially sitting with the audience.
    ——————————-
    Haha if that happened there would be no concert it would turn into a riot.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Ew dude get out. No cyber sex here. Go on some other website. AND FYI the poser names is sooo three days ago. that’s totally Not fetch!
    *Mean Girls moment*

  • Anonymous

    yo yo.

    yeah i said it twice. got a problem with that?

  • cony

    oh my gosh i would luv nick kissing and giving selena a hug. With miley, no that will ruin the momment. Nick giving a gug to selena and kissing her! And joe giving taylor swift a gug or demi!

    1.Nick hugging and kissing selena
    2.joe hugging taylor s..or demi
    3.kevin kissing danielle in front stage [passionate]
    4.Nick singing lovebug to selena or black keys
    5.joe singing love story or dont forget!
    ———
    only in you dreams nelena teenie

  • Tamara@

    I’ll vote for Hoedown Throwdown.

  • tiger:)

    I’m pretty sure his name’s George something.
    ——————-
    please post the link to these so called “private myspaces”

  • Brittany!!

    How about we dare them to,

    1.Come out in dresses, and dance to
    a random Lady GaGa song…
    2.Play strip poker?! Kiddin’ never gonna happen ha=)
    3.Karaoke a random song
    4.All to come out in the suit that Joe wore
    in the Single Ladies dance,,,and of course dance!

    Mmm.. this is pretty hard.
    Those options are kinda lame…oh well.

    && for people saying ‘miley and nick kiss’.
    not going to happen.
    The TCA people watch the videos before
    they choose like the final ones..

    hopefully it’s something cool.
    && not lame.

  • Emily

    How is she mean? It’s true that most ‘fans’ don’t care about Kevin. Only true fans do, like the fans from 2007 and 2006.

  • Anonymous
  • ellen luvs jonas

    DARE JOE 2 KISS TAYLOR!!! or or or or…. KEVIN RE-PROPOSE TO DANI!!!! hahahaha. maybe this is the EPIC thing that was gonna happen…

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Lmao let’s try…
    JB dance to Love Game..Naked
    JB sing to the audience..Naked
    JB donates charity…Naked

    Yep you’re right. We’ve reached a conclusion.
    ——————–
    Learn your math facts children……….

    JB + Naked = Perfection
    ——————-
    Exactly. They could just sit there the whole show nude…i wouldnt mind.

  • VLH

    lmao @ the posers….I miss dash and Whatever. They’re so nice to talk to

  • Anonymous

    actually she has done better worldwide for the most part. considering her album just released overseas this year.

  • Anonymous

    that was just someone who heard their next mv would premiere in august, and they think its before the storm

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    Yes they are

  • Anonymous

    I <3 U

  • Anonymous

    No offense but Brazil is really starting to piss me off…. they are being annoying as hell
    ——————-
    LOL. The whole country is pissing you off? Or the juvenile, dumbass pathetic JB fans in that country?

    And yes – they’re pissing me off too!

  • cony

    hey guys, you may not believe me….but I do Joe’s laundry. Yea, I know all of his secrets…*shifty eyes*
    ———
    what ever you say “insider”

  • Anonymous

    The Jonas Brothers stretch out into a wide variety of genres here on their fourth studio album and it’s all simply too much. The brothers are young as artists and have plenty of musical lessons to learn. One is that sometimes simply less is more. Too often Lines, Vines and Trying Times comes off sounding like an amusement park review show

  • Anonymous

    Track 5. Hey Baby (feat. Johnny Lang)

    This song actually has someone with TALENT, Johnny Lang! Too bad the brothers sing over him so you can’t hardly hear him

  • Anonymous

    dash never said anything about today
    its the poser dash’s
    ————-
    NO! ALL the “Dashes” were fake!

  • Anonymous

    obvious troll is obvious

  • Anonymous

    Ahhh…ok whoever said do the hoedown throwdow, that was a good idea, it would be funny to see them pop it, lock it, polk a dot it, country-fy and then hip hop it. It would be better if they put their hawk in the sky, and then move to the side, then they could jump to the left, stick it, and glide…maybe then they could zig zag across the floor and shuffle in diagonal, and then when the drums hit they could put their hands on their hips, do a foot 180 twist…everyone agree?

  • Anonymous

    haha!

  • Anonymous

    God tried to make the perfect band. He wanted to call them the Jonas Brothers, but he realized he already made The Beatles, so he decided to kill at least one of them by diabetes.

    ————-
    That is not even remotely funny.

  • -

    The Day Is Not Over Yet….

  • Anonymous

    mileycyrusThought you should know I’m letting go, Its so not worth it anymore. I gave you to many tries & lived to many lies. Bad dreams and goodbye.
    1 minute ago from UberTwitter

    UHOH

  • tiger:)

    eh… while its obvious that disney does control a lot of things that their clients say i think that the boys are private people.

    i mean, most guys in general are.
    it’s like they’re just going to admit all their thoughts and feelings.

    i’m sure they also want it to be about the music not their social lives, thats why they personally try to avoid the suject of their lives.
    —————————–
    oh jeez its another one letter insider! yay!

  • Anonymous

    Uh, I think bashful jonas would be nick, no?

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    i know which cornpopsgirl is real, for a simple thing which i wont point out cause the other might do it lol

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Heck yes!!! Do you??

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    She’s doing good.. But Trace won’t leave me alone.
    I think his tongue likes me O_O

  • kimmy4

    dare kevin to shave his sideburns

  • aNonymous

    Lmao let’s try…
    JB dance to Love Game..Naked
    JB sing to the audience..Naked
    JB donates charity…Naked

    Yep you’re right. We’ve reached a conclusion.
    ——————–
    Learn your math facts children……….

    JB + Naked = Perfection
    **********************
    Heavenly Perfection! lol

  • cony

    ???

  • sexybeast

    omg dude i can otally see joe with a hannah wig on rocking out to super girl lol!!
    right in front of taylor too
    thatd be epic

  • Anonymous

    uh good for you?

  • Anonymous

    There’s a Before the Storm video?

  • Anonymous

    HOE DOWN THROW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    These posers are just as dumb as the people that believe them. SRY but it’s like…….WTF If you are going to start something, HAVE PROOF!!
    ————
    so true.

  • Anonymous

    On A Little Bit Longer, their last studio album, the Jonas Brothers placed themselves squarely in the power pop corner and they owned the genre. It was an exciting, cohesive work that turned out to be one of the top albums of 2008. “World War III” opens Lines, Vines and Trying Times with big horn sounds that seem like an exciting addition to the previous sound of the Jonas Brothers. Similarly, the single “Paranoid” is a logical and successful development and extension of the Jonas Brothers’ approach. However, with the piano, harp and chimes sounds of “Fly With Me,” the third song here, we begin an ultimately annoying program of guess which new instruments and even new genre we’ll attempt on the next track.

    Mastery of a wide range of styles on a single album can work tremendously well in some contexts. Some of pop music’s great sprawling works have been approached that way. However, for it to work, there must be a unifying reason for the jump from style to style, and that is missing here. Instead, the Jonas Brothers sound exactly like what I would expect they do not want to be. Too often here they seem like the starring act at a Disney theme park review show.

  • sexybeast

    hahah well i have a fitness center with an indoor pool right around the corner of my house so i guess u can call me luucky lol
    i have a ?
    u like taylor swift?

  • tiger:)

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.

    —————————-
    one of my favorite poems, it speaks to me :)

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Wow if we keep going at this rate, we’ll beat the most comments record which is like 1400 (Niley lunch date)

  • Anonymous

    justin timberlake just called joe “bashful Jonas”
    we all know he loves taylor swift
    ——————-
    Nah – JT is friendly with JB. Think he tolerates Swift.
    ___________________
    WOW diss

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    It’s not..im sorry I just thought you were like exaggerating your comments on purpose. My bad. Im sorry if i confused you (:

  • allison

    lmfao, yep. i feel like an extreme super tard :P

    damn, i was excited, too!

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    Be back later my sexy lovers

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    NICK TO KISS MILEY CYRUS!!!!
    NICK TO KISS MILEY CYRUS!!!!
    ———————
    thats not gonna happen becuase i bet a bunch of stupid fans are gonna be daring them to do use less shit like eating hot dogs with peanut butter on them
    ——-
    Amen. Though he prob wouldn;t kiss her in public anyway but I agree with the 2nd comment it speaks the TRUTH!!!

  • Anonymous

    Lol..

  • http://www.oceanup.com/2009/07/dare-jonas-brothers-teen-choice-09.html#comments Lena thats right

    What the hell is your problem?!

  • Anonymous

    ck 1. World War III

    For a track about “World War” it’s pretty upbeat. Lyrics are pure poop. I wonder what instruments they’re actually playing, and what’s actually being played by the backing band. The overall quality of the lyrics are seriously downgraded because the target audience is between the ages 9 and 12.

    Spoiler Alert:
    If World War III is a battle between The Jonas Brothers and their Girlfriend… then God help us all.

  • Anonymous

    i just want to know why the boys said to come back to their myspace today. unless the HS video was why.

  • Anonymous

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  • tiger:)

    haha what about “lets chill” they should learn the dance to that one.

  • jerseygirl

    No offense but Brazil is really starting to piss me off…. they are being annoying as hell
    ——————-
    LOL. The whole country is pissing you off? Or the juvenile, dumbass pathetic JB fans in that country?

    And yes – they’re pissing me off too!
    —————–
    Oopsie – that was me! :)

    Still pissed at Brazilian fans though.

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    we told you how to print screen, what are you waiting for? hmmm.

  • Blaise

    Hey all, will someone please explain this site to me? like is this where all the haters, horny teenage girls, and obsessive fans come to rant? sorry, its just new, and im a guy lol

  • Emily

    Wait do you have a Jonas fansite on myspace?

  • Anonymous

    mileycyrusThought you should know I’m letting go, Its so not worth it anymore. I gave you to many tries & lived to many lies. Bad dreams and goodbye.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Amen..Their beyond annoying.

  • Anonymous

    I WANT KEVIN TO SING ALONE
    I WANT KEVIN TO SING ALONE
    I WANT KEVIN TO SING ALONE
    I WANT KEVIN TO SING ALONE
    I WANT KEVIN TO SING ALONE
    I WANT KEVIN TO SING ALONE

  • Anonymous

    I kissed joe jonas and i like it, i hope camilla don’t mind it

  • Anonymous

    I’m bored!!! Where is the epic Thing? :(

  • Anonymous

    “Robert Randolph chilling at the NJ show. So excited!”

    imma go out on a limb here and say it’s some dude named robert randolph

  • Anonymous

    its just my opinion, and i never said they werent friends, i think they are best friends. i was just saying i personally thought it wasnt to justin, but then again i dont read his twitters like y’all so.
    ———–
    Different anonymous…Makes sense that they were just lyrics, and possibily about nothing, but the fact that he pretty clearly responded is just creepy.

  • Anonymous

    waaah you guys are weird HOW OLD ARE YOU ?
    Miley and Nick are not together okay ????
    ________________________________________________

    I agree with you 100%. It’s clear that they are not
    together yet we are still seeing some nutjobs on this site having a wet dream over their past relationship.

  • Anonymous

    jtimberlakeIt’s a toss up: sleepy Jonas or bashful jonas? via @daubed: @jtimberlake my friend must know: who’s your favorite jonas brother?

    ——–

    nick is the sleepy jonas
    and the bashful jonas is joe?
    ———
    Joe probably is bashful because Much better and you
    know guys that JT loves Taylor.he even came
    on Ellen when he heard she’s a big fan of his?
    but lmao at sleepy Jonas!haha.who’s that??
    and i don’t really understand his answer.lol

  • Joe’s Pillow

    psstt….

    Joe uses Head and Shoulders shampoo. He also sleeps in boxers. SHHHH!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    yeah it does..it’s so sad. LOL the couple fails er i mean the NAME….THE NAME…

  • Anonymous

    at lest they actually sing hun :)

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    finanlly, all the niley lovers can get over it.

  • anna j

    wtf?? im not a Nelena teenie?? how old are you? sure im a nelena fan, but im 16 and i luv nelena!! i think that my dream can really happen.

  • jerseygirl

    Lmao let’s try…
    JB dance to Love Game..Naked
    JB sing to the audience..Naked
    JB donates charity…Naked

    Yep you’re right. We’ve reached a conclusion.
    ——————–
    Learn your math facts children……….

    JB + Naked = Perfection
    ——————-
    Exactly. They could just sit there the whole show nude…i wouldnt mind
    —————-
    Yeah, I’d be ok with that too!

    But it’s Fox – not Cinemax. Damn.

  • cony

    anyways off post…… do you guys think anything epic will happen

  • ~insider~

    ok pepole so listen up you don’t have to worry about joe not being single or marrying camil or whatever because she is dating edward cullen and they are very happy and she might be pregnant with his babe but their not sure yet. ok so just calm down and stop with the rumors. and please stop calling her a slut bag kthx

  • Pearsyum.

    Haha, i feel the same way. I don’t really care for her. Most of the time, when i get this sense of someone or this bad feeling. Im pretty much right, lol.

    She might seem like a nice girl, but she has this front. She’s very sneaky and likes to get her way. I like how Joes crush just comes running to him. I bet if Joe was not famous and still living in NJ. She would not be bothering with him.

    Secretly, she loves the spotlight. Even if she won’t admit it. She’s not as innocent as you all think or what she makes people believe.

  • Anonymous

    “Thought you should know I’m letting go, Its so not worth it anymore. I gave you to many tries & lived to many lies. Bad dreams and goodbye.”

    Miley’s newest tweet. I thought she was done with “emo” tweets. What do you think that’s all about?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Heck yes! they’re making me dislike that country. Camilla needs to get her ass over there and calm down then!

  • Anonymous

    Im sorry i dont understand you. English is my first language :l
    _____________________
    I AM SPEAKING ENGLISH.TOO MUCH CORN POPS GOT TO YOUR EYES AND BLOCKED THEM AND YOUR ASS HOLE. LICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SPEAK CORNGLISH

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LMFAO! ofcourse there would! The javelins would come out of nowhere. Camilla would be dead meat.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LOL i thought Demi would announce something on her twitter about her and Horse Face having a child but i guess we all can’t win..*sigh* Or I wanted the Jomilla break up to be true…i already had my celebration cake ready and every thing… :(

  • Jayme

    I would love to see them do see you in the dark:)

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    no no, not myspaces its facebooks remember! or maybe it is just trying to confuse us.

  • Anonymous

    Miley just called it quits on twitter!! To Justin? Nick?

  • Anonymous

    That’s actually not a bad dare …
    Doing the Hoedown Throwdown …
    DO IT! HAHA! I would love to see that (:

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Lmao let’s try…
    JB dance to Love Game..Naked
    JB sing to the audience..Naked
    JB donates charity…Naked

    Yep you’re right. We’ve reached a conclusion.
    ——————–
    Learn your math facts children……….

    JB + Naked = Perfection
    **********************
    Heavenly Perfection! lol
    ——-
    Lmao. I would fly from Maryland to Cali just to see that in person.Lol

  • Anonymous

    i know. but they are never going to come back because so many people have posed as them. i bet they have been here before and got attacked.

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    HA!

  • PopcornJonas

    that’s kind of funny because i use to like miley and hate selena! like last year i was team miley all the way in pretty much everything but idk around last fall/winter i stopped liking her

  • Anonymous

    hahaha i’m gonna be honest… i don’t even know how that became my name.. i meant to post as annoymous, i guess i typed that in by accident.

  • Anonymous

    joe to give Taylor swift a lap dance!!! :P

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think he’s friends with JB, I mean, the guy came out and surprised taylor the day her last album debuted.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LOL i know right!

    “i wont show you guys because it’s not like you will believe me.”

    It’s like i didnt believe you when you started to talk. They’re so lame. The only real insiders were MAYBE dash but definitely “K.”. everyone else is bullshitting us. and what’s with the whole “Joe and Camilla broke up.” and “I hate Miley for getting back with the famewhore.”??? those comments annoy the crap out of me!

  • Allie

    OMG yes!
    Haha. If he won’t admit he loves Miley, then he would have no problem kissing Selena!

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    Hi everyone! Come take a ride before I go take Milez for a ride!

  • Anonymous

    oh jaysus miley. but i think she’s talking about gaston. they’ve been passive-agressively fighting on twitter lately. derrr.

  • Anonymous

    it’s actually the 17th

  • kimmy4

    dress like criminals and let fans frisk them as cops

  • Anonymous

    hey guys, you may not believe me….but I do Joe’s laundry. Yea, I know all of his secrets…*shifty eyes*

    —————–

    Omg, your such a liar! Where’s your proof, bitch? Otherwise I won’t believe a word you say!!!

    *runs away sobbing*

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Nope..why? (:

  • aNonymous

    Jesus I go away and come back and well over 1000 comments..
    A new post would be good..this takes a lng time to referesh!

  • Anonymous

    http://www.twitter.com/DemiL_Fans

    ^ They will be updating on new, new info and everything Demi. They just made their account and need followers!!!

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    No offense but Brazil is really starting to piss me off…. they are being annoying as hell
    ——————-
    LOL. The whole country is pissing you off? Or the juvenile, dumbass pathetic JB fans in that country?

    And yes – they’re pissing me off too!
    ———
    the freaking fans…. I want to tell them to chill out

  • Justin Gaston

    Hello My Fellow Americans.

  • Jay

    no, It’s only ONE hater. haha

  • Anonymous

    Track 2. Paranoid

    Look out everybody, Joe is freaking out. I’d be paranoid if there was nine year olds who would chase me down to try and kiss me. “Can someone stop the noise?”, unfortunately not yet… I’ve got 10 more tracks of punishment.

    Track 3. Fly with Me

    Fly with Me? The disney references in the song are BEYOND OBVIOUS. Anything resembling talent in this song, ie piano & violin, were played by professional musicians. Starting to notice that every song has the same structure.

    Track 4. Poison Ivy
    Poison Ivy has to be the worst song I’ve heard yet. Super super super super repetitive. The phrase “Poison Ivy” is mentioned 20 times.

    Not to mention the song is confusing as heck.

    First they spend half the song singing
    “Everyone’s allergic to poison ivy” over and over and over.
    Then they switch it up at the end
    “Everybody needs a little poison ivy”

    But you just… said..

    “Gimme some poison, baby!”

  • Anonymous

    was it confirmed by them
    mileycyrusThought you should know I’m letting go, Its so not worth it anymore. I gave you to many tries & lived to many lies. Bad dreams and goodbye
    no more emo tweets

  • Anonymous

    Oh please, even if EVERY SINGLE DARE was to kiss Miley, they wouldn’t do it, please don’t waste your time! Dare them to do something realistic, like the hoedown throwdown was a good idea, or maybe to serenade a fan in the audience, maybe do karaoke to an outrageous song, make it something that they would actually consider doing.

  • cony

    lol nick singing 7 things and miley has to be on stage or they do the hoedown thorwdown shirt less man that would be a sight

  • Anonymous

    yeah and i’m the barney that performed at Joe’s 9th birthday..hehe he beleive me???

  • Anonymous

    wtf

  • sexybeast

    can u just shut ur pie hole already??!?!
    lol i sound like a 1st grader!

  • Anonymous

    wtf>? who said that?

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    i would like to be a poser :D

    i know nick jonas’s phone number, yeah he totoally gave it to me

    555-nick. :D
    have fun, dont tell them where you got it, (:

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    I promise that I taste good..

  • Anonymous

    mileycyrusThought you should know I’m letting go, Its so not worth it anymore. I gave you to many tries & lived to many lies. Bad dreams and goodbye.
    1 minute ago from UberTwitter
    UHOH


    Ok what does that mean? It sounds kinda sad.

  • Anonymous

    yessss! Love Game cover.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL. The whole country is pissing you off? Or the juvenile, dumbass pathetic JB fans in that country?

    And yes – they’re pissing me off too!
    —————–
    Oopsie – that was me! :)

    Still pissed at Brazilian fans though.
    ————
    Lmao…it’s both for me no offense.

  • jerseygirl

    Im sorry i dont understand you. English is my first language :l
    _____________________
    I AM SPEAKING ENGLISH.TOO MUCH CORN POPS GOT TO YOUR EYES AND BLOCKED THEM AND YOUR ASS HOLE. LICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SPEAK CORNGLISH
    ———————
    Back off or get off. Either way, leave her alone. We’re having a good time here.

  • Anonymous

    The best moments on Lines, Vines and Trying Times are definitely when it seems someone realized that less is more. Nick Jonas’ “Black Keys” begins as a gentle ballad and builds to a very satisfying climax. It is one of the more mature set of lyrics the Jonas Brothers have yet created and should quickly become a favorite in their repertoire. After the parade of fiddles, horns, harps, and even a miscalculated attempt at urban hip hop with Common on “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime,” the relative simplicity of “Don’t Speak” is a breath of fresh air. Throughout the album the Jonas Brothers’ strengths of energy, enthusiasm, and musical chops as a trio remain evident. It is just unfortunate to have it buried in moments like the 90’s power ballad “Before the Storm” featuring Miley Cyrus and annoyingly cutesy fiddles on “What Did I Do to Your Heart.”

  • Anonymous

    Then Kevin should quit if he isn’t loved. I know i would

  • Anonymous

    her happiness didnt last too long

  • Anonymous

    i’d dare joe to re act the 27 second call! lmaooo
    :) come on, it’s just 27 seconds! it wont take long

  • Joe’s asshole

    I have the inside poop for you. From my vantage point I can say that Joe likes to eat corn. That’s the real shit!

  • jay

    BUTTFUCK ME!

  • Anonymous

    Finally Gaston Get what he wanted.

  • Anonymous

    la la la.

  • allison

    LMAO!!! this comment owns my life. i think im really gonna send in a video, i have a good idea :D

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Just let it go.You don’t want to know/

  • cony

    off post again what do you think before the storm music video will look like if they made one

  • LOL

    lmfao, you do realize that edward cullen is not real, right?

  • Anonymous

    california here [;

    the dash person here is not the real
    “DASH”

    nick dedicating a song for miley? we’ll see

  • Jay

    I’M BACK
    I’M BACK
    I’M BACK

  • Laurl23

    - Nick Kisses Miley

    – Jonas Brothers Sing 7 Things and for the “You Make Me Love You” Nick Goes Up To Miley

    – Joe sings Teardrops on my Guitar

    – Nick punches Justin Gaston in the face

    – Miley rubs massage oil over Nick’s body

    – Time Nick on how fast he can unhook Miley’s Bra. LMAO BOOB HUNTER DARE.

  • VLH

    I don’t even care about who they know or what they know. I enjoy talking to them, they’re very wise. Stupid people. They did say they’re on here alot, they just don’t comment, so dudes, if you’re here, say hi, you whores!

  • Pearsyum.

    People who still think C & J are together? Look at the picture:

    http://img204.yfrog.com/img204/8193/yjl.jpg

    He’s wearing the necklace guys :]

  • Anonymous

    whatever..

  • tiger:)

    No, I just meany she will be very angry if I run away and strangle me and throw hot sauce on me!!
    —————————-
    lmao why would she throw hot sauce on you?

  • Anonymous

    jtimberlakeIt’s a toss up: sleepy Jonas or bashful jonas? via @daubed: @jtimberlake my friend must know: who’s your favorite jonas brother?

    ——–

    nick is the sleepy jonas
    and the bashful jonas is joe?
    ———
    Joe probably is bashful because Much better and you
    know guys that JT loves Taylor.he even came
    on Ellen when he heard she’s a big fan of his?
    but lmao at sleepy Jonas!haha.who’s that??
    and i don’t really understand his answer.lol

    ————–

    Oh, no you don’t understand, he’s answering in terms of Snow White and the 7 dwarves, bashful means shy. But now that I think about it, he probably didn’t have any specific JB in mind, he just picked 2 of the dwarves names.

  • <3

    dare kevin to sing solo!! :)

  • Anonymous

    didn’t miley write goodbye about nick? it’s kind of funny she put that in there i wonder if that was meant for him

  • Anonymous

    WTF, the kissing will never happen. I would say, let Nick sing 7 Things, or Joe sing Forever & Always
    __

    Lol!, that would be awesome

  • No Bitchassness

    What time is it in America?

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    oh my gosh, that was the best one ive seen all day!!!!!!!

    we need to get that done, i mean i hear him in the back of songs, but alone! ah.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    um, you shouldn’t be talking. haha
    conditioner sweetheart, use it
    ————————
    LMAO @ conditoner sweetheart use it! LOL OU is my family and SummerAnneee, thank you for believing in me..haha im the awesome cornpopsgirl. And to my poser if i find you ill push you down stairs then help you up and treat your wounds then push you down again and laugh. (:

  • (:

    Hey i thought i was the only one in her that knew RBD
    i dont think is bad its actually better than disney stars but for me i think JB are a little bigger. but idk is my opinion but hey they got some nice songs.

  • allison

    uh ohhhh, trouble in niley land?

  • No Bitchassness

    lmao epic win my friend epic win! But we all know Taylor’s talking Cat will come save her and then Selena will throw her pickles at Joe to prevent him from winning..i can see it now.

    ——-
    Yep. And Joes beautiful face would get smashed… we wouldnt want that to happen.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Lmao let’s try…
    JB dance to Love Game..Naked
    JB sing to the audience..Naked
    JB donates charity…Naked

    Yep you’re right. We’ve reached a conclusion.
    ——————–
    Learn your math facts children……….

    JB + Naked = Perfection
    ——————-
    Exactly. They could just sit there the whole show nude…i wouldnt mind
    —————-
    Yeah, I’d be ok with that too!

    But it’s Fox – not Cinemax. Damn.
    —————
    Lmao so true! If this dare turns out to be some kiddy shit with no shirtless Jonas then im finding the fox producers and kicking them in the shins.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    I AM SPEAKING ENGLISH.TOO MUCH CORN POPS GOT TO YOUR EYES AND BLOCKED THEM AND YOUR ASS HOLE. LICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SPEAK CORNGLISH
    —————
    Eh i hope you’re not trying to be funny because right now you’re failing. Really Bad.

    “YOU SPEAK CORNGLISH”

    Ha.ha im dying of laughter :I

    You have to be Dane Cook’s son because you got the comedic genes from him. You’re both not funny

  • Emily

    Hahahahahahahaha. Thanks for the laugh I needed that!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Well they say just Danielle so idk..and to the person talking about the Nick J rap..Nick said at a recent sound check that the rap is retired when they asked him to do it…i really wish he would do it though (:

  • Anonymous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdbymKD10NE

    omg, ok tell me she is not doing voodoo here, taylor and another chick banging on drums in some kind of ritual thing, and then singing and dancing int he rain? lmaooo

  • Anonymous

    No offense, but is the guy in the pink shirt a girl or a boy? I think it’s a boy, but his voice is kind of high :-\ I’m sorry if this comes off as mean, but it’s a serious question.

  • Anonymous

    Oopsie – that was me! :)

    Still pissed at Brazilian fans though.
    ——————-

    I’m on AIM now with my Brazilian friend. Even she is ashamed of her country for this stupidity

  • Anonymous

    hey pedo. Find any new prey yet??

  • Anonymous

    Um what’s danielles twitter?

  • Anonymous

    Track 7. What Did I Do to Your Heart

    Over halfway now, I think I’m in the country half now… This song sounds like bluegrass fused with Rascal Flatts.

    I’m not a fan of Rascal Flatts, but I feel bad that talentless disney do-nothings with infinite promotional money can just swoop in and steal their sound.

    Track 8. Much Better

    Much better? Not yet. The opening sounded like the start of a 1980’s adult contemporary pop song. The Jonas Brothers are regressing. And what’s up with all the crappy synth all of a sudden? There is barely any performed instruments on the track, which means that this would be lots of dancing onstage for a live show, oh boy.

    Oh, and watch out for the random Saxophone & Guitar solo that does NOT belong anywhere in the song, nor match the flow and feel of any song.

    Track 9. Black Keys

    I can’t quite put my finger on who THIS SONG is emulating, but after 30 seconds you quickly see that The Jonas Brothers are literally TRYING TO SOUND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

    Track 10. Don’t Charge Me for the Crime (feat. Common)
    Okay, so Common is in this song. I dig that. But you have to bring in a B-List rapper to rap in a song about crime? Racist much? The song has Joe Jonas singing about how he doesn’t want to be charged for the crime that he committed.

    I’m thinking of submitting a amicus curiae brief to the court, because music this bad needs to be the crime.

    Gosh. What I said earlier about the worst song on the album…. it’s this song.

    The lyrics are word-vomit. The music is terrible. Just bad.

    Track 11. Turn Right

    The whine of Joe Jonas’s voice is probably my least favorite sound now. The lyrics aren’t too bad, but I’m having a hard time understanding them because of how whiney the voices are.

    Track 12. Don’t Speak

    Last track, and again it has professional musicians playing better than the brothers ever could. This is another song about another failed relationship between the brothers and a girlfriend. Not the worst track of the album, but still torture enough that four minutes was way too long for.

    Overall…

    Trash. This is what critics have been saying for years, that one day a band would be created for the sole purpose of making money. The Jonas Brothers do not contribute anything positive to the future of music or creativity. I understand that there is a need for popular music geared at a younger crowd that is not only safe for them to listen to, but also relevant to them… but this just feels to me like patronizing. When I have kids and they want to listen to some “rockin’ good stuff”, they’ll be air-guitaring it up to some Boston and Electric Light Orchestra with me like I did with my Dad.

    To slap a number on it…

    I give Lines, Vines, and Trying Times a 0.5 out of 5 in terms of quality
    And a 10 out of 10 in terms of crap. ?

  • Nick’s sperm

    Nick, can I come out already? I’m dying each second until I enter a womb!!!! And all the other sperms are teasing me because I’m shriveling up! But mark my words, I will be a beautiful baby!!!! I WILLLL BEEE!

  • Anonymous

    he singing 7 things would be funny maybe he do that but kiss miley i dont think so

  • Anonymous

    I would say do the hoedown throwdown and have miley be the judge for who does it best, but she is so biased towards nick and she admits it, lol…she has a weakness for the boy…

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    I know they are so annoying…like Brazilian fans LOL!

  • Anonymous

    ummmm.. who cares! who said it was ‘dash wannabe’

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    A football player lol i think…….

  • Anonymous

    dude nick is a douchbag (well, was) he doesn’t have the balls to kiss miley cyrus in front of anybody or admit he still loves her.

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    She can go over there and tell them to chill and then……..stay over there HA! SRY I had to go there.

  • Anonymous

    do we just not talk about kevin anymore? it seems like it

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    yup born and raised.Lol

  • Anonymous

    The Epic thing is not over yet.
    Just beacause Miley isn’t in NJ, doesn’t mean its not going to happen.
    You don’t know what it is anyway. It could be as Epic as Nick dedicating a song to Miley. No codenames or anything, just strait out “MILEY”

    ———–

    I wish you know? I REALLY REALLY WISH =’/
    but i really think miley get back together with the tool

  • Anonymous

    THE JONAS HAVE NO MOTHERFUCKING TALENT!

  • Anonymous

    Lol, I agree. Dare them to do th hoedown throwdown

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Oh yes and i would be one of those fans ;)

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LMAO since when did Justin Gaston learn how to spell americans? haha now i Know this isnt you.

  • tiger:)

    hmmm i wonder where that zoo animal guy is.

  • Anonymous

    mileycyrusThought you should know I’m letting go, Its so not worth it anymore. I gave you to many tries & lived to many lies. Bad dreams and goodbye.
    1 minute ago from UberTwitter
    UHOH


    Ok what does that mean? It sounds kinda sad.
    _______
    haha, so much for no more “emo” tweets.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah i’m 10 yet you’re the dumb bitch who wrote for them to disapear if you don’t like them why are you commenting? Have no life now do we? Like I said Fuck Off!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think he’s friends with JB, I mean, the guy came out and surprised taylor the day her last album debuted.
    —————————-
    He did a favor for Ellen – because he’s supertight with her. Did you see that show? I swear, it looked like he wanted to just say “shut the fuck up, Taylor”.

  • S.

    yeah and i’m the barney that performed at Joe’s 9th birthday..hehe he beleive me???

    —————
    yes.i was there to. i was the girl who stood next to joe when he was in that huge crowd.

  • Anonymous

    duh. miley’s single.
    who’s the last person she loved.
    thats for him.

  • allison

    hahahaha thats actually a REALLY good idea, have them shave one of their heads. :D

  • Anonymous

    ok i doubt half of the dares you guys are saying are going to happen because the people who run the show are going to pick the vids to show the boys meaning
    no kissing miley-(which i doubt would happen anyway)
    no naked- (and you are a pervert)
    no taylor swift related things- (unless the people are mean and want to see drama i highly doubt they would do it never know)

  • Anonymous

    she doesnt have one

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    Ask her!! She can be soo mean sometimes!!

  • =P~

    Just let it go.You don’t want to know/

    _____

    hehe. that rhymed XD

  • cony

    Hello My Fellow Americans.
    ———————–
    hello my fellow poser!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…i don’t want us to stop being friends!! dude….don’t forget our times in kindergarten….you had milk coming out of your nose and i laughed..remember those times buddy?!!?

  • Anonymous

    Their dumbass twitter fights are so amusing. My favorite was when Miley tweeted some random lyrics and Gaston posted the rest of the lyrics, COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONALLY, like 5 minutes later. Or that time when he was all ~don’t you remember the good times?~ and she was all WHAT GOOD TIMES, YOU BASTARD?!

  • http://www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Add a strippers pole with the LoveGame Karaoke song and we have ourselves an epic dare!

    OR: JB sings “Milkshakes” with coconut bikinis..my life would be made. No Joke.

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    Oh no guys…. M is GONE!!! PLEASE COME BACK!!

  • Anonymous

    dash? dash-dash?

  • Anonymous

    mileycyrusThought you should know I’m letting go, Its so not worth it anymore. I gave you to many tries & lived to many lies. Bad dreams and goodbye.
    1 minute ago from UberTwitter
    UHOH


    Ok what does that mean? It sounds kinda sad.
    ————
    Could just be from a song she is writing…You never know.

  • Anonymous

    I dare joe to call taylor swift and hang up in 27 seconds… deja vu… :P

    —————-

    LMAO!!! Yeah, I know, he would be like:

    “Ok, call Taylor and hang up in 27 seconds? DONE! I WIN! I AM THE DAREMASTER!”

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    hahahahahaha, dare him to call taylor, who ever came up with that is genius.

  • kimmy4

    yes………………HARRY POTTER COMES OUT

  • Anonymous

    sigh*
    peopple alqways getting off subject.
    anyways i’d dare them to do he hoedown throwdown on stage yeah that’d be pretty epic, nothing out of the ordinary

  • w

    Dude I was pissed when they changed the website cause I couldn’t figure out how to get on it anymore. Remember the Logan Noh spammer? haha

    —-
    what the fuck happened to Logan?
    Wan’t he like a tampon in a commercial or something?

    ————
    idk, never bothered to look him up. He was irrelevant in my book.

  • Anonymous

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

    NICK SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
    PLEASE! DID YOU SEE THAT ONE VIDEO OF NICK
    SINGING MY GIRL? ITS AMAZING!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I AM SPEAKING ENGLISH.TOO MUCH CORN POPS GOT TO YOUR EYES AND BLOCKED THEM AND YOUR ASS HOLE. LICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SPEAK CORNGLISH
    —————
    Eh i hope you’re not trying to be funny because right now you’re failing. Really Bad.

    “YOU SPEAK CORNGLISH”

    Ha.ha im dying of laughter :I

    You have to be Dane Cook’s son because you got the comedic genes from him. You’re both not funny
    ____________________
    YOU ARE BEING STUPID AND DUMB BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT YOU SPOKE ENGLISH YET YOU BE TALKING 2 ME BBGIRL?STICK THE CORN POPS WITH CHOCOLTE MILK NOW SUCK SOME DICK AND YOU WILL GET FOAMY MILK OK

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    you know i swore it was danielledelesea but like christina black said she didnt have one.

  • Nick’s 3rd leg

    I want to enter you…

  • Miley’s pink unicorn

    Finally Gaston Get what he wanted.

    ————————–

    Please don’t talk about him!! It will bring up the traumatic memories of all he did to me!!!

  • alliegator.(:

    while i agree, i have one of the most private brothers, and he even says more things than the boys. and i think all fans have seen how they can be more open.

    but i know they’re doing their best, that’s okay with me,i was being sarcastic.

  • Selena’s Pickle Jar

    What i contain is very delecious.

  • Anonymous

    The Disney mass marketing scheme that is the Jonas Brothers really made some bank this past year; believe it or not, the opaquely-titled Lines, Vines and Trying Times is the band’s third (!) release in less than a year, although one of them was technically a “concert” record. Their brand of disarmingly infectious power-pop was catchy enough, and their handsome boy-band image coupled with their virtuous Christian beliefs made them the perfect poster child for Disney Channel after Miley’s Vogue semi-meltdown, and damn, have they capitalized. Seriously, go check out their Wikipedia page for the past year.

    Besides making ’08-’09 their personal bitch, the band and their handlers found time to record another full-length record with even more bells and whistles than last year’s A Little Bit Longer. If you’ve heard that, don’t come into Lines expecting any radical stylistic divergences – well, except for a couple (which, not surprisingly, fail spectacularly), but for the most part the band’s girl-crazy/power-chord guitar pop stays as strong as ever. And to be honest, despite all my personal disdain for the Disney Channel and the prefabricated pop stars they manage to pump out at an alarming rate, you can’t ignore the pop heart beating at the center of many of these tunes. Obviously several of the songs here have the potential to be platinum singles, while at the same time maintaining the appropriate solid hook/vapid fun ratio that makes a song, if not excellent throwaway pop, definitely tolerable.

    First single “Paranoid” is cookie-cutter pop with some fairly nonsensical lyrics about *spoiler* paranoia. Vastly superior opener “World War III” boasts some seriously big-band brass and overly affected vocals by Nick/Joe, which continually reminded me of Taylor Hanson’s recent work with Tinted Windows. Not necessarily a bad thing, and on songs like “Hey Baby” or the fiddle-tastic “What Did I Do To Your Heart,” these emotive vocals save the songs from the ridiculous over-production that surrounds them.

    Really, it seems like the Jonas Brothers/producer (John Fields here), discovered that their indeed lies a world beyond guitars, drums, and bass and decided to use a full-on symphony in every song. Most of the time this only muddles the band’s power-pop roots, like most of the horn frenzy that is the first half of the album, or the walls of strings on syrupy ballads like “Black Keys” (surprisingly not about the Midwestern blues duo). It’s this adult-contemporary, everything-and-the-kitchen-sink production mentality that sadly obscures what is the band’s true talents: writing simple, energetic pop songs built on that tried-and-true guitar/drums/bass foundation

  • Anonymous

    lmaoooooo
    i follow him for the lulz. his patheticness is hilarious.

  • w

    Yeah so the Nick kissing Miley thing ain’t happening, so who votes shirtless mud wrestling? lol

  • cony

    if nick simgs 7 things it has to be somethig like this my friends their jerk when i act like them i know it hurts i make you laugh i make you cry well you get my point

  • cony

    asston gaston fagston its all the same

  • Anonymous

    Yep! Them doing the Hoedown Throwdown FTW!!!

  • Anonymous

    california here [;

    the dash person here is not the real
    “DASH”

    nick dedicating a song for miley? we’ll see

    —-

    wait did the fake dash say he was going to? OR did someone else?

  • Demi’s wrinkly cookie

    You can make a beautiful baby with me :)….
    Or your mom… or Miley… I want to make a
    beautiful baby with Miley. I would like to
    smack that ass… :D

  • Emily Ford

    I’m really debating on whether or not I should bring a sign saying “I am prey to the (.)(.) Hunter”

  • kate

    dare kevin to sing solo!! :)

    ——————-

    Stamp that!

  • Taylor Swift

    you guys think this gorilla looking thing is attractive
    http://creepingonthedownlow.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/jonas-new-year.jpg
    disgusting..

  • Anonymous

    umm ok then dash

  • Anonymous

    its not lyrics from goodbye. duhh.

    she said she’s single so it has nothing to do with nick. i really think that miley and justin get back together yesterday.

    guess it didn’t work out.

  • kimmy4

    Nick Jonas spotted today in New Jersery (7/14) at Rita’s Italian Ice in Little Falls

    do they have a concert tonight?

  • Jay

    haha, hey everyone I’m Joe’s therapist. Want his number?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Thanks alot..Im jumping with glee!…*tear* lmao jk (:

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Im not going to even ask what the meaning behind your name is.. o.0

    and dang we need another post Tim, it’s getting hard to refresh this thing!

  • Anonymous

    Miley just called it quits on twitter!! To Justin? Nick?
    —————
    Just causing Drama!

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    I dare them to take their shirts off….. forever

  • Anonymous

    im thinking it will be like WYLMITE or Fly With Me. Not really acting anything out, probably just the performance from Dallas and thunder and lightning in random parts of it. It wouldn’t be too bold or anything.

  • Anonymous

    justin? where did that come from.. have they been spotted together or something?

  • Anonymous

    LOL!

  • Anonymous

    wow. this was not an epic day at all.

  • Anonymous

    http://www.justin.tv/nileyworldtv
    bts coming in augest

  • aNonymous

    How bout they pull up fans from the audience and give them a naked lap dance…or blinfolded musical chairs naked with a clothed fan of course..lol…..I’de love to be that fan that just was feeling around…..lol

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Look bitch speak english or get the fuck. Your so damn annoying. I left for 10 mins and your still here with your dumbass comments.

  • Anonymous

    is it me or Joe and Nick lost weight? Kevin is the
    same thought…

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    i believe that same thing, its like nick and joe both said they like her, they viola she appears, and she hung around robert, the star of twilight, then joe the front man of jonas, and it does seem like she wants fame and spotlight.

  • Jo.

    JB MAKING A TRIBUTE TO MJ?
    MAYBE THAT COULD HAPPEN TONIGHT.

  • allison

    “i wanna take a ride on your disco stick!” i laugh just thinking bout them singing that xD

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    - Nick Kisses Miley

    – Jonas Brothers Sing 7 Things and for the “You Make Me Love You” Nick Goes Up To Miley

    – Joe sings Teardrops on my Guitar

    – Nick punches Justin Gaston in the face

    – Miley rubs massage oil over Nick’s body

    – Time Nick on how fast he can unhook Miley’s Bra. LMAO BOOB HUNTER DARE.
    ———-
    HAHA! Nick punches Justin…WIN… But the oil thing doesn’t sound too bad ;)

  • Anonymous

    does anybody here knows what epic means?

  • http://twitter.com/SummerAnneee SummerAnne…*

    LMAO @ conditoner sweetheart use it! LOL OU is my family and SummerAnneee, thank you for believing in me..haha im the awesome cornpopsgirl. And to my poser if i find you ill push you down stairs then help you up and treat your wounds then push you down again and laugh. (:
    —–
    haha, no problem, and ill record it :D

  • mystical

    luckyyy.
    BUT you see,
    this summer is kinda boring for me
    cuz we’re planning to go for a maga vacation back
    to my country next year.

    Okay,so her songs are pretty good,
    but she seems..eh to me.
    She seems clingy,SEEMS(note that).
    I mean,idk…she seems angelic to the media
    but who knows what happens behind closed door?
    hbu??

  • Anonymous

    That’s a gaston quote. they’re having a twitter war, he tweeted about following her into the dark (haha, sounds creepy) and now she tweets about letting go. Are you guys stupid? Even as friends she wouldn’t tweet about letting nick go, hell “I wouldn’t lose him for anything in the world”

  • Anonymous

    I’d dare them to get plastic surgery to get rid of
    those ugly faces of theirs!!!!!!

  • http://yahoo.com MEGAN

    I DARE NICK TO KISS MILEY ON THE CHEEK AND ADMIT THAT HES DATING HER! I DARE JOE TO SUMO WRESSLE WITH TAYLOR SWIFT! I DARE ALL THREE OF THE JONAS BROTHERS TO PLAY “FIGHT” IN A POOL OF MUD! THT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!:):):):):):):):):):)<3

  • Anonymous

    Im sorry i dont understand you. English is my first language :l
    _____________________
    I AM SPEAKING ENGLISH.TOO MUCH CORN POPS GOT TO YOUR EYES AND BLOCKED THEM AND YOUR ASS HOLE. LICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SPEAK CORNGLISH
    ———————
    Back off or get off. Either way, leave her alone. We’re having a good time here.
    ___________________
    JERSEYGIRL GET THE SNOW OUT YO ASS BACK OFF K?NOBODY TALKING 2 U GET IT HOEEE.GO SUCK GAY DICK LEAVE ME ALONE I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND CORNPOPSGIRL

  • Anonymous

    http://twitter.com/danielledeleasa Selena Gomez is following ehr so I guess that’s her rea on not sure.

  • sexybeast

    gotta go bye guys see u tommorrow

  • allison

    nah, this sounds like its for nick, what with the “lying” part.

  • NILey lover

    DARE NICK TO KISS MILEY : WOOO HOOO . <3

  • moniquee.

    justin timberlake just called joe “bashful Jonas”
    we all know he loves taylor swift
    ——————-
    Nah – JT is friendly with JB. Think he tolerates Swift.
    ==
    wouldnt nick be bashful because hes supposed to be the shy one? and joes the one who is the hardest to wake up?

  • kimmy4

    just the dallas video concert one

  • Anonymous

    ok pepole so listen up you don’t have to worry about joe not being single or marrying camil or whatever because she is dating edward cullen and they are very happy and she might be pregnant with his babe but their not sure yet. ok so just calm down and stop with the rumors. and please stop calling her a slut bag kthx

    ==================

    W.T.F

  • Anonymous

    uhh yeahh and we use to push each other on the tire swings! ha so umm what should my name be on here?

  • tiger:)

    Ask her!! She can be soo mean sometimes!!
    ———————
    haha you should bring her to have tea with us.

  • w

    joe to give Taylor swift a lap dance!!! :P
    —————
    lmfao I would pay to see that.

  • jerseygirl

    Oopsie – that was me! :)

    Still pissed at Brazilian fans though.
    ——————-

    I’m on AIM now with my Brazilian f