Jonas Brothers Road Dogs BEAT AOL

  • Anonymous

    im in love with nicholas <3

  • aNonymous

    Yes..I forgot to capilize the N..lol! Oh thats nice you know how I write! lol

    what is up?

  • MR.

    The Jonas Brothers are another example of our generation’s poor view on music. It’s bad enough to have to listen to their slipshod lyrics and brazen guitar riffs, but then they have the nerve to consider themselves a “rock band”. It’s not completely the jonas brothers fault, on the contrary it’s the fan base that account for 2/3 of the public’s anger. The fact that these 10-16 yr old girls try to defend them with little or no logical reason just fuels the public’s anger to the point where hating them is a household topic. I’m not saying i hate them personally(even though they claim they’re rock when they are straight edge virgins) but don’t go and defend them like their the next Nirvana. Their nothing more than a fad that will die when their adults and it’s a shame that bands like them and miley cyrus top the charts rather than bands that put effort and time into their albums. America’s funny like that

  • Anonymous

    Now, it’s time for a small confession and one that may be a sackable offence on the good ship No Ripcord (and if that’s the case, thanks for the memories, it’s been a blast, best of luck for the future and all that). In parts, Lines, Vines and Trying Times can be quite listenable. If you manage to ignore the fact that half the tracks make Starship and Heart sound like the Aphex Twin, those Jo Bros sure know how to write a tune. For all the overblown, bombastic production, when they’ve a spring in their step, the melodies are strong and the songs can be fun. World War Three, Much Better and the aforementioned Poison Ivy are catchy enough that if you happen to hear them, you may find yourself inadvertently humming them to yourself hours later.

    Lines, Vines and Trying Times isn’t a good record and definitely isn’t the kind of thing you should be looking to investigate further. But if you’re reading this review, the chances are it’s not meant for you, so giving it a thumbs-down is hardly earth-shattering news. Like it or not, Jonas Brothers and the people behind them know their target market and do what they do pretty well. The abundance of such dated sounds is baffling but consider this: if you had a 10-year-old child who was starting to take an interest in music, would you rather they were into the misogynistic, materialistic world of commercial 21st Century R n’ B or the wholesome, clean-cut image of the Jonas Brothers? While comedian Bill Bailey may have had it right when he claimed there was “more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box,” Lines, Vines and Trying Times hardly constitutes the war crime your prejudices may have led you to believe

  • lana*

    aaww. such cuties. i hear nick was pretty intense today. hehe. such a competitive boy. loooove. :)

  • Kelly

    Why does Kevin need a prenup? Dani seems awfully nice.

  • http://www.twitter.com/JerahBabyyox JerahBabyyox

    joe joe joe.
    Everytime I see him I melt. :)

  • erin

    all of them should just play nude, it would make it even more interesting :D

  • Anonymous

    I can’t watch it :(
    I hate my ipod

  • Anonymous

    We should ALL pick a name to use on Oceanup,
    so we dont have so many anonymous!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Yeah, someone messaged him or the OU operators about the annoying spamming and hate and he said thanks for telling us, we’re working on another site which will prevent that and make people register before commenting, so one can only wait and hope he does.

  • Anonymous

    AMEN!

  • Anonymous

    or a slip-n-slide? that would just be extra fun :D

  • aNonymous

    Fucking Trash. The Jonas Brothers are a perfect example of why the state of music today is in shambles.F**K THESE A$$HOLES!!! They have brought nothing but shame to the pop genre! They should be called the Jonas Sisters, because these vocally talentless dorks sing through their f**king noses and it makes them sound like little girls! Their lyrics are the lowest form of syrupy sh*t and they can’t play the guitar worth a damn. F**k, this sh***y album makes even Britney Spears’s Circus album look good! If you want good pop music, try The Fame by Lady Gaga or anything by Lily Allen. Stay the hell away from this goopy teen-pop sh*t. These “brothers”, if they really are boys, need to get a life and get out of the music industr

    ******************************
    Your comments are trash that we collectively compact and throw out of Oceanup..Recycle your own thoughts and produce something worthwile and we will gladly read them!

    Peace!

  • Anonymous

    Didn’t people say that Joe was going to with her?
    rofl

  • Sam

    Eh…just another shitty day in internship hell. So the boys lost their game today. I bet Nicky was PISSED. But the good news is that I’m leaving for NY Friday! I can’t wait to see JB!!!!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Haha no kidding!
    I think we should notify the asylum and tell them that their patients should not come in contact with computers!

  • Anonymous

    The Jonas Brothers Lines, Vines and Trying Times
    Hollywood
    ESSENTIAL “Black Keys’’

    The Jonas Brothers’ latest album, “Lines, Vines and Trying Times,’’ strains to propel the boys out of the candied world of pop-rock. Even the CD cover shows them posing with expressions of jaded sophistication, decked out in muted taupe and sensible khaki. On “Lines, Vines and Trying Times,’’ the brothers flex their writerly muscles with mostly self-penned lyrics and music. It’s a bricolage of genres, so bent on embracing a variety of musical forms that it sometimes borders on parody. “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime’’ an attempted foray into hip-hop that inexplicably features police sirens and rapper Common is a weird, echoey affair that boasts, “My friend gets in the car with bags/ Filled to the top with loads of cash/ And throws his pistol on the dash.’’ And “What Did I Do to Your Heart’’ is a country-flavored romp with soaring fiddles that is suspiciously reminiscent of Joe Jonas’s ex Taylor Swift at some points. (Speaking of Swift, she later gets burned in a not-so-oblique allusion: “Now I’m done with superstars/ And all the tears on her guitar.’’) But when the boys don’t try too hard, they come up with some sharp, sophisticated tracks, including “Paranoid,’’ with its twangy hook and smoky vocals. “Black Keys’’ – a fluid, earnest ballad written by youngest JoBro Nick – is refreshingly simple. For the Jonas Brothers, it might not be time to grow up just yet. (Out now)

  • Hater.

    I have a confession.
    I have no life what so ever.

    My days are spent staring at Jonas posters in magazines until I come up with a good enough hate comment to post on an internet gossip site.

    I then sit in my room for 4+ hours agruing with their fans because I have nothing better to do.

    Sure, I can go outside and do something with myself. Hell, I could even call up some friends to hang out. But all of that doesn’t matter when you have the ‘oh so clever’ comments about three brothers as I do.

    Thing is, I’m secretly jealous and fucking sick of seeing them everywhere. They’re overexposed. And because I’m not as famous, I have to bring them down because it’s an easy subject to target.

    I’ll sit here and refresh my page waiting for you to read and reply to this. While listening to Three Days Grace.
    —-

    Nice.

  • sexybeast

    they lost? aww oor nick hes probally pissed off
    an seriously whoever keeps posting reveiws……….STOP!

  • w

    heck yeah, they wouldn’t need bats lol

  • Anonymous

    I worry that Dani will take Kevs money

  • commentleaver

    Nick looks like an extra douchebag in those
    glasses.
    Joe’s My favorite >3
    and kevin’s cool so stfu.
    argh, i want a Miley post.

  • Anonymous

    For a group of guys who made their name as the boy band of whom no mom could disapprove, the Jonas Brothers have developed some pretty repellent ideas about the fairer sex. In what seems like every other song here, they whine about how crazy and needy and bitchy young women can be. “Baby girl, I’m just a bit confused,” they sing in “What Did I Do to Your Heart,” one of several clueless-male cris de cœur. “You’ve been acting like you’ve been abused by me lately.” Well, duh — maybe she has!

    Given its timing and its reference in “Much Better” to a “superstar” with “tears on her guitar,” we can probably assume that Lines, Vines and Trying Times represents Joe Jonas’s response to Taylor Swift’s recent Fearless, which documented the tween idols’ break-up in a much classier fashion. But if the Jonases come up woefully short in the sensitivity department, they (nearly) make up for it with songwriting that’s far more flavorful than that on Fearless or on the JoBros’ previous disc, last year’s A Little Bit Longer.

    “World War III” is chewy white-dude funk with sweet SNL horns; “Fly with Me” credibly apes Coldplay credibly aping U2; “Don’t Speak” throbs with early-’80s teen-flick anxiety. “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime,” a left-field rap-rock collab with Common, was a terrible idea. But who knows? Maybe he taught these kids something about how to treat a lady

  • jerseygirl

    Yeah, Joe Jonas participating in ANY sport is pretty much the hottest thing ever.

    Two days baby! :D

  • Anonymous

    ok, yes, we know they’re talented. But stop posting the reviews. The haters just want to hate. I think it’s just one sad little girl that is alone and her friends hater her or something. Just ignore the comments, they’re all retarded anyways.

    Let’s talk about something Jonas.

    EVERYONE PICK A TOPIC TO TALK ABOUT:

    1. Kanielle

    2. baseball game stories with the Jb (be creative)

    3. Jomilla breakup? (everyone is saying they broke up, is that true?

    4. Tour (has anyone been to a concert yet?

  • Anonymous

    Was this today?

  • Anonymous

    wtf how come there is like only one fan commenting over and over again?

  • Anonymous

    Wow. I feel so so so so so so so so bad for you. You really have no life. I am so sorry you have to live with yourself each and everyday. :(

  • maria pia

    GO ROAD DOGS!!!

  • Anonymous

    nobody fucking cares…really we don’t even want to fight with you if that’s what you want. You’re just making yourself sound stupid now.

  • http://twitter.com/sadiezzbby Sadiezz

    Mmmm.
    Can’t wait to see them Friday.
    (:

  • naty jonas

    LoOve them .. oOh..poor nick he falls..

    lets go JoOnas..¡!*

    love nick..¡!*

  • Anonymous

    Who is the Audience for Lines, Vines and Trying Times?
    Do 11-year-olds really listen to Celine Dion ballads or dig mid-’80s Tom Jones arrangements? And are those preteens already bitter about relationships, to the point where paranoia and one-sided blame games come into play?

    Those questions have to be asked because the “musical growth” that The Jonas Brothers talked about in interviews before the release of Lines seems to be geared towards overly-fussy production and cliche-filled lyrics, and describing boyfriend/girlfriend situations that have gone horribly wrong.

    There seem to be three themes running through Lines, Vines and Trying Times: someone feels like being vindictive against a former girlfriend; the producer, John Fields, really likes 1980s pop; and every other tune screams “Hey, look! We’re using horns on this song!”

    Sound-alike songs abound: “Much Better” mirrors General Public’s “Tenderness”, “Hey Baby” features a classic Paula Abdul bop groove, and “Don’t Speak” sounds so much like Simple Minds it could have been on the Breakfast Club Soundtrack.

    And, as Disney are wont to do, a cross-promotional opportunity is utilized: Miley Cyrus shows up for a semi-twangy duet on “Before the Storm,” a tune straight out of the Desmond Child/Diane Warren book of bombastic rock ballad songwriting

  • Anonymous

    I heard they lost today, and Nick was so fucking pissed

  • Lucky.

    Yes Miley post up:)

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Thats good!
    I think the typepad system was great though!
    It should be that but people MUST register!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Okay let’s start an effective discussion: Who do you see the boys (Nick and Joe) end up marrying in the future…BE REALISTIC! Do not base it off their present and past gf’s..and give your justification

  • Anonymous

    i wonder if miley has any black relatives.
    did you know jonas brothers grandma boyfriend is black!

  • Anonymous

    Good.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, someone messaged him or the OU operators about the annoying spamming and hate and he said thanks for telling us, we’re working on another site which will prevent that and make people register before commenting, so one can only wait and hope he does.

    yea right, we all know tim loves the hate and catty fights here. sadly.

  • ameliasJB

    i lov those boys so hard !!

  • harvey

    Well I think they are pretty amazing they work so hard but instead of lazing around on their day off like most people would (and I include myself in that statement!!) they play a charity game to help others!!.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Aw i hope you have amazing fun!! Where are your seats? and yes i can picture Nick’s face..i heard the score was 16-12 so im pretty sure he wasnt happy about losing by 4 points..hopefully it doesnt start throwing guitars on stage tonight lol. He can be really competitive.

  • Anonymous

    ….

  • Laurl23

    Nick: I know I am a Niley Fan, but truly and honestly I actually can see him with Miley for the rest of his life. After all he did come back to her, and after all the songs he has written about they are really deep. Also after reading the People Article where she kept the First Aid Kit in her purse, and reading Miles To Go. Major feelings there that could last a life time.

    Joe: Personally I like Camilla and all but I don’t see her settling down with her. I see him settling down with someone really mellow and talkitive. Since Joe loves attention, he would kind of be toward a girl that he can make her laugh. Someone laided back but also sets up guards too.

  • Jay

    agreed. So how is everyone tonight?

  • Anonymous

    you are more obsessed than the teenies honey. You’re copying and pasting reviews and it makes you look retarded. Go away, because we don’t even care. It’s not going to change the fact that we like them. If you’re trying to make us stop…well you’re going to fail. I don’t care if you hate them, so why do you care if we love them?
    GO AWAY.

  • Anonymous

    Track 6. Before the Storm (feat. Miley Cyrus)
    Wonderful. As if there wasn’t enough talent in the “greatest pop group of all time” that this song also has Miley Cyrus. I think my head just might explode, but not before my ears bleed me to death (not the good bleed either).

    This song sounds so tender, which makes it like a knockoff Rascal Flatts song. Is it just me or are Jonas Brothers songs using clichés in their lyrics and song titles?

    Here’s something sad, in my head I just decided that Miley Cyrus is way too talented to be hanging around the Jonas Brothers. Eeehhhhk.

    I wish this song would pick up the pace and end.

    “Standin’ out in the rain,
    Knowin’ that it’s really over.
    Please don’t leave me alone. ”

    Please leave me alone!

    The Disney mass marketing scheme that is the Jonas Brothers really made some bank this past year; believe it or not, the opaquely-titled Lines, Vines and Trying Times is the band’s third (!) release in less than a year, although one of them was technically a “concert” record. Their brand of disarmingly infectious power-pop was catchy enough, and their handsome boy-band image coupled with their virtuous Christian beliefs made them the perfect poster child for Disney Channel after Miley’s Vogue semi-meltdown, and damn, have they capitalized. Seriously, go check out their Wikipedia page for the past year.

    Besides making ’08-’09 their personal bitch, the band and their handlers found time to record another full-length record with even more bells and whistles than last year’s A Little Bit Longer. If you’ve heard that, don’t come into Lines expecting any radical stylistic divergences – well, except for a couple (which, not surprisingly, fail spectacularly), but for the most part the band’s girl-crazy/power-chord guitar pop stays as strong as ever. And to be honest, despite all my personal disdain for the Disney Channel and the prefabricated pop stars they manage to pump out at an alarming rate, you can’t ignore the pop heart beating at the center of many of these tunes. Obviously several of the songs here have the potential to be platinum singles, while at the same time maintaining the appropriate solid hook/vapid fun ratio that makes a song, if not excellent throwaway pop, definitely tolerable.

    First single “Paranoid” is cookie-cutter pop with some fairly nonsensical lyrics about *spoiler* paranoia. Vastly superior opener “World War III” boasts some seriously big-band brass and overly affected vocals by Nick/Joe, which continually reminded me of Taylor Hanson’s recent work with Tinted Windows. Not necessarily a bad thing, and on songs like “Hey Baby” or the fiddle-tastic “What Did I Do To Your Heart,” these emotive vocals save the songs from the ridiculous over-production that surrounds them.

    Really, it seems like the Jonas Brothers/producer (John Fields here), discovered that their indeed lies a world beyond guitars, drums, and bass and decided to use a full-on symphony in every song. Most of the time this only muddles the band’s power-pop roots, like most of the horn frenzy that is the first half of the album, or the walls of strings on syrupy ballads like “Black Keys” (surprisingly not about the Midwestern blues duo). It’s this adult-contemporary, everything-and-the-kitchen-sink production mentality that sadly obscures what is the band’s true talents: writing simple, energetic pop songs built on that tried-and-true guitar/drums/bass foundation

  • Anonymous

    Ew, Nick does NOT look good in those glasses

  • Anonymous

    ITS ALL THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    favorite tommy i loved how he talked
    least favorite i like them all they were funny

    Did anybody else cry during the first rugrats movie when tommy got mad at dil during the forest scene in the rain and he started singing dil to sleep sad moment

  • E

    Cough, cough. I’m sick.

  • MR.

    The Jonas Brothers are another example of our generation’s poor view on music. It’s bad enough to have to listen to their slipshod lyrics and brazen guitar riffs, but then they have the nerve to consider themselves a “rock band”. It’s not completely the jonas brothers fault, on the contrary it’s the fan base that account for 2/3 of the public’s anger. The fact that these 10-16 yr old girls try to defend them with little or no logical reason just fuels the public’s anger to the point where hating them is a household topic. I’m not saying i hate them personally(even though they claim they’re rock when they are straight edge virgins) but don’t go and defend them like their the next Nirvana. Their nothing more than a fad that will die when their adults and it’s a shame that bands like them and miley cyrus top the charts rather than bands that put effort and time into their albums. America’s funny like that
    —-

    Well thats the end of my rant, im done bye.

  • Anonymous

    Nick is hot when he’s pissed

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Maybe.
    Here’s the website btw.
    http://shop.helpmalawichildren.org/index.php?l=product_list&c=7
    Lol @ Joe being featured throughout the website
    ————————

    And it’s shit like THAT that makes me think those two are not the real deal.

    Whatever. I love how everyone says she helps this charity; yet we haven’t seen her do a blessed thing for it.

  • Anonymous

    Nick kept from getting tagged at the plate. He was safe! They won the AOL team but lost to the Jets team today.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Haha, well I want him to go with her, but there’s no time for that!
    I just could see Joe being his fatherly sweet self with the Malawi children.

  • Anonymous

    I heard they lost today, and Nick was so fucking pissed
    ——–
    lol.i imagine they all were but Nick is super
    competitive so it probably bugs him the most

  • aNonymous

    Track 1. World War III

    For a track about “World War” it’s pretty upbeat. Lyrics are pure poop. I wonder what instruments they’re actually playing, and what’s actually being played by the backing band. The overall quality of the lyrics are seriously downgraded because the target audience is between the ages 9 and 12.

    Spoiler Alert:
    If World War III is a battle between The Jonas Brothers and their Girlfriend… then God help us all.

    Track 2. Paranoid

    Look out everybody, Joe is freaking out. I’d be paranoid if there was nine year olds who would chase me down to try and kiss me. “Can someone stop the noise?”, unfortunately not yet… I’ve got 10 more tracks of punishment.

    Track 3. Fly with Me

    Fly with Me? The disney references in the song are BEYOND OBVIOUS. Anything resembling talent in this song, ie piano & violin, were played by professional musicians. Starting to notice that every song has the same structure.

    Track 4. Poison Ivy
    Poison Ivy has to be the worst song I’ve heard yet. Super super super super repetitive. The phrase “Poison Ivy” is mentioned 20 times.

    Not to mention the song is confusing as heck.

    First they spend half the song singing
    “Everyone’s allergic to poison ivy” over and over and over.
    Then they switch it up at the end
    “Everybody needs a little poison ivy”

    But you just… said..

    “Gimme some poison, baby!”

    Track 5. Hey Baby (feat. Johnny Lang)

    This song actually has someone with TALENT, Johnny Lang! Too bad the brothers sing over him so you can’t hardly hear him.

    Track 6. Before the Storm (feat. Miley Cyrus)
    Wonderful. As if there wasn’t enough talent in the “greatest pop group of all time” that this song also has Miley Cyrus. I think my head just might explode, but not before my ears bleed me to death (not the good bleed either).

    This song sounds so tender, which makes it like a knockoff Rascal Flatts song. Is it just me or are Jonas Brothers songs using clichés in their lyrics and song titles?

    Here’s something sad, in my head I just decided that Miley Cyrus is way too talented to be hanging around the Jonas Brothers. Eeehhhhk.

    I wish this song would pick up the pace and end.

    “Standin’ out in the rain,
    Knowin’ that it’s really over.
    Please don’t leave me alone. ”

    Please leave me alone!

    Track 7. What Did I Do to Your Heart

    Over halfway now, I think I’m in the country half now… This song sounds like bluegrass fused with Rascal Flatts.

    I’m not a fan of Rascal Flatts, but I feel bad that talentless disney do-nothings with infinite promotional money can just swoop in and steal their sound.
    ***********************

    This wasnt funny last night nor will it be tonite and I hope you can print it out and roll it up and stuff these comments up your happy place and/or ass, so be it…I hope it’ll make you feel good!

    GTFO!

  • Anonymous

    What’s the video of?
    I’m on my ipod and can’t watch it.

  • Anonymous

    And now Nick won’t be crying at concerts ;)

  • Anonymous

    Now Miley can comfort him.

  • Anonymous

    ok good…you gotta it out of your system. We’re very sorry and we feel bad for you.

    NOW LEAVE.

  • Rachel

    F the jonas brothers. Although joe is hot they can’t sing, they suck. Now if you have never had a bf or are under 12 you can like them. Camilla n Miley should have nothing to do with these dogs. Their name fits their action, dogs to women.

  • Anonymous

    ehm, I see Nick with a musician (not like a famous one, but an up and coming one) and Joe with a normal girl or childhood friend.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    SHUT THE FUCK UP!
    QUIT POSTING THESE STUPID REVIEWS!
    Your clogging up the post!

  • w

    i wonder if miley has any black relatives.
    did you know jonas brothers grandma boyfriend is black!
    ——————
    Bayou Butch is the man!

  • Anonymous

    lol, poor Nick. I’m worried he tried drowning himself in the showers. Kid is competitive

  • w

    Yeah he jumped on his hat and everything lol…Gotta love that boy and his competitiveness.

  • summer

    they can play pretty good baseball.

  • Anonymous

    omg like i like love them like so much!< <<<333333 :>:>:>

  • Anonymous

    I have a confession.
    I have no life what so ever.

    My days are spent staring at Jonas posters in magazines until I come up with a good enough hate comment to post on an internet gossip site.

    I then sit in my room for 4+ hours agruing with their fans because I have nothing better to do.

    Sure, I can go outside and do something with myself. Hell, I could even call up some friends to hang out. But all of that doesn’t matter when you have the ‘oh so clever’ comments about three brothers as I do.

    Thing is, I’m secretly jealous and fucking sick of seeing them everywhere. They’re overexposed. And because I’m not as famous, I have to bring them down because it’s an easy subject to target.

    I’ll sit here and refresh my page waiting for you to read and reply to this. While listening to Three Days Grace.
    —-
    umm how does posing like a hater help? It makes you seem equally immature.

  • jordiee:]

    i love them:}
    they jus turn my frown upside down, they always seem to make me smile:] haha

  • Anonymous

    Indeed, this album would have a fairly average rating if it weren’t for two unforgivable miscalculations, “Poison Ivy” and “Don’t Charge Me With The Crime ft. Common” (no, that’s not a typo). The former is a twisted pastiche of the brothers’ typical power-pop with some neutered hair metal influences. It sounds just as bad as you might imagine; I’d like to think the “gimme some poison baby” exclamation at the end is a clue that the Jonas Brothers are in on this seemingly forced genre exercise/joke, but I don’t want to jump to any conclusions.

    “Poison Ivy” is a mere misdemeanor, however, compared to the faux-rap of “Don’t Charge Me With The Crime.” I don’t know what sort of photos Disney had of Common to blackmail him into this, but suffice to say that the song and his guest spot must be heard to be believed. Combine lyrics like “friend gets in the car with bags / filled to the top with loads of cash / throws his pistol on the dash” and Common’s chanting things like “tried to get rich / but they labeled me filthy,” with a “threatening” guitar line and assorted atmospheric sounds that just scream “hard-*** criminals.”

    Lines, Vines and Trying Times is not the power-pop masterpiece many fans expected after A Little Bit Longer, which admittedly had its merits, but nor is it the utter disaster that even more expect every time the Jonas Brothers plug in their instruments. Then again, even in the realm of manufactured boy bands, Lines is at times unbearably embarrassing, a caricature of the light pop/rock they made their names on: I can honestly say “Don’t Charge Me With The Crime” is one of the few real songs that made me laugh on first listen. Perhaps this is their singular foray into their version of experimentation, and they’ll leave the thirty-two-piece orchestra and bombastic brass in the studio. Just pray they don’t get Timbaland on board

  • Anonymous

    jonas brothers ROCK!!!!

  • Anonymous

    ok, good, new post. The last JB post had one hater posing under different names. She even started conversing with herself. It was both sad, and hilarious. But I’m glad she is busying herself.
    So let’s talk JB.

  • w

    Ooooh those kind of discussions usually end up as arguments. How about something else?

  • aNonymous

    Oh why can’t they just cohabitate? I get the religious stuff,(gag me) but seriously..they are young and like Joe and Camilla might (i say might) have two places and basically split the week his or hers? lol…

    Money isnt there problm, they need to live not by their parents rules but by their own.

    Please if you were her you’de be where he is or let him be where you are..I think they have that down! Just Saying!

  • Anonymous

    Gah, Joe is so hot in that uniform!!! Go Joseph Danger #1 Jonas!

  • aNonymous

    Hi!

  • Anonymous

    oh god…it’s YOU again. Sweetie, we know you’re the same person. And we know you’re going to start commenting under different names. No one is affected, we just think you’re very stupid.
    We feel sorry for you

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Haha don’t think she did!
    Its gross in my area, in the words of Yvonne “mother nature is PMSing”.

  • maira

    ok back to the actual post>>>

    they are not only good artists but good athletes as well

    love them<3

  • Anonymous

    ah fuck, it’s the hater again. sigh…
    don’t even think about posing under different names, we actually find it funny how you think you’re funny.

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO. dudes, this hater is desperate! it’s actually getting funny…

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Well I can see where you got Nick and Miley from..i think no matter what whether they get married or not, they’ll be best friends for ever…but who knows they’ve known each other for a long time…maybe they will get married…But on Joe and Camilla, yeah i don’t see them settling down..she even said she’s not settling down anytime soon and her career comes first. I see them lasting the rest of the year, but not until the end of next year..idk I think he’ll get married to a non famous girl or maybe his best friend…one can only wait.

  • Sam

    Our seats for NY are OK, I’m told. Not awesome, but OK. We’re on the second level (Nassau Coliseum has 3 levels) all the way on one end one end, so either we’ll get foamed to death, or we’ll get to see it rain and have Joe look us in the eyes during Gotta Find You. In Atlanta, my seats are incredible. Floor, end of catwalk, but I don’t know which catwalk.

    How were yours in Dallas?

  • Anonymous

    Well you heard wrong- they won.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    STFU! Seriously what’s up with all the same JB haters posting under one name today?? You’re the dog ‘Rachel’. and no, im 16 and ive had plenty of bf’s you dumbass and yes i still love JB. stop the shit from coming out of your ass.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Not sure for Nick, but I truly think Joe and Camilla will get married.
    He’s been with her for such a long time and has gotten a lot of criticism for it. I think if they make it through this tour, then they’re the real deal!

  • Anonymous

    yea, the hater is back. Only her name is ‘Rachel’ now. Though i bet you in a few minutes it’s going to be ‘Kayla’ or ‘Chelsea’ it’s entertaining, but just fucked up.

  • Anonymous

    Has a teen-pop act ever been milked quite as dry as the Jonas Brothers? Coming just months after last album A Little Bit Longer, Lines, Vines and Trying Times is the God-fearing US brothers’ fourth studio record in as many years.
    The strain is telling, too, with songs like grisly break-up anthem Poison Ivy (apparently about Joe Jonas’ former squeeze, Taylor Swift) and the Miley Cyrus duet Before The Storm sounding tired, overwrought and rushed.
    They also abandon their breezy pop-rock musical template for bluesy rock and country excursions, and bizarrely duet with Common on a piece of kiddie hip-hop called Don’t Charge Me For The Crime.
    It all smacks of Hanson’s doomed attempt to abandon Mmm Bop-style fun-pop and embrace adult rock and, worst of all, it’s no fun. It’s surely time the Jonas Brothers escaped their record label’s death grip and went off to do some real living.
    More to try:
    Hanson: This Time Around
    McFly: Wonderland
    Busted: A Present For Everyone

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Can’t see the video.
    But obviously Joe looks fine as hell, he always does :D

  • Anonymous

    just ignore her.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    No they lost today. JT tweeted

  • Anonymous

    BOO YOU WHORE
    ——————-
    ROFLLL FROM MEANGIRLS

  • Anonymous

    The Jonas Brothers are a bunch of faggots who take it up the ass everynight. When one of them takes it up the ass, their moans and screams make up a song.
    Thats why its so shitty.

  • Anonymous

    Fuck Dani! She is NOT good enough for Kev

  • Anonymous

    that statement is hateful and immature nonsense

  • Anonymous

    it’s ok, it’s not her fault, she has identity issues.

  • Anonymous

    they lost 16-12

  • erin

    ahahahahahahaha. i can imagine it all going down now…

  • MRS. KEVIN JONAS11@@!!!1 <3

    I WULD LKE 2 PLAY WIT KEVINS BALLS NEDAY!
    LAWL LAWL LAWL!!2@!!!

    U GET DA BESSSSTTT OF BOTH WURLDS!!!
    CHILN OUT TKE IT SLOW, DEN U ROCK OUT DA SHOW!

    LAWL!

  • Hater.

    Deal with it fangirls theres more than one hater here.
    Sorry to rain on your parade.

  • Anonymous

    now the hater is pretending to leave under a different name, when really, he/she is just going to keep doing the same shit throughout the post

  • Anonymous

    It seems like every time we turn around, the Jonas Brothers are dropping a new record. 10 months ago, A Little Bit Longer was the number one album in the country, and it’s not shaping up to be anything different with their follow-up, Lines, Vines and Trying Times. Yearly releases are often a huge risk. Sure, they offer fans new content without much wait, but they can pose a problem if the music loses quality and integrity with the rushing of each new disc. Surprisingly, though, the cleverly titled Lines, Vines and Trying Times seems to have weathered the fast-track recording storm fairly well.

    Leading the promotion efforts for this new album was the first single and second cut on the record, “Paranoid.” A track that’s only mediocre at best, things didn’t look too promising when the song first hit radio a couple months back. What seems to be different, however, about Lines, Vines and Trying Times compared to most records in general, is that the tracks get increasingly better and more engaging as you progress through them. For example, while the first four cuts on the disc are your typical Jonas Brothers fanfare, “Hey Baby,” the fifth track, becomes the record’s first gem, boasting a guitar solo from Gospel/blues artist Jonny Lang. “Before the Storm,” featuring the vocals of Miley Cyrus, borders on adding a hint of country flair to the record, while “Much Better” adds a retro spin and even includes a full brass ensemble. Undoubtedly the most interesting track features a duet with Grammy-winning rapper Common, who proclaims “Only God can judge me, touch me, fill me.” Based on originality, this track alone earns the album some high marks.

    Along with decent musical content comes the wholesome lyrical content that has been a part of the trio since their origin in the Christian market. It should come as no surprise that the Jonas Brothers love to sing about girls and relationships, whether good or bad, but the way in which they do so is never degrading, which will keep the fans’ parents happy.

    A few weaknesses do slightly mar the record. Kevin, Joe and Nick still haven’t managed to shake the power-pop sound on several of the tracks, although there are signs of progression with each new album. In other words, the whole Disney image is going to have to go at some point, whether sooner or later. Another usual complaint is the lack of faith based lyrics. However, at this point in their career, despite their personal beliefs, we’ve come to expect it. Along with many other artists with personal backgrounds in faith (Flyleaf, The Fray, Copeland – to name a few), the Jonas Brothers don’t want to be labeled as a “Christian band.”

    When it comes down to it though, the band did something right this time around. Maybe it’s that Nick’s falsetto is no longer annoying or it could just be that the originality factor stands out here. That’s something you’d have to admit regardless if you’re a fan or not. And while there’s always room of improvement, you may want to give Lines, Vines and Trying Times a spin or two.

  • Anonymous

    oh nope I was wrong, she’s just using Anonymous now.

  • :(

    Hey, I just googled the word “gay”, so why did the Jonas Brothers come up for all the results? Thats weird :\

  • Anonymous

    Pretty sure they’re not a bundle of twigs.

    Come back when you have another one for us as you sit in your room with no life or friends.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    The only reason why Joe is on the site is because he’s pretty much the only other celebrity who wears it!
    I think they’re the real deal.
    And how would YOU know she does nothing?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LMAO so true. She also has mental issues. She should go join the therapy Taylor Swift did after the break up.

  • kimmy4

    least fav Kimi Finster, dil,Phil and Lil DeVille
    fav:Tommy Pickles,Angelica Pickles, Chuckie Finster Susie Carmichael
    but in all grown up i LOVED kimi

  • Anonymous

    Boo you whore.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Well at least you have some knowledge since you think Joe is hot. But so are the others!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    My seats were Floor right next to the catwalk section H. They were amazing! Joe foamed me and looked me in the eyes and Kevin looked at me….I couldve died. But i sooooo want to go to another one! L.A. makes me so mad! They have three straight concerts there and it’s not fair lol

  • Anonymous

    Not sure for Nick, but I truly think Joe and Camilla will get married.
    He’s been with her for such a long time and has gotten a lot of criticism for it. I think if they make it through this tour, then they’re the real deal!
    —————————
    Oh please – a long time? It hasn’t even been a year. They are no where near close to spending the rest of their lives together.

  • aNonymous

    So what personal info..just an email? I have personal reasons to ask, I think ya know! Right now I need some anonymity.

  • Anonymous

    no…just recently ONE hater (you) has been commenting under different names. We know this because they all sound the same and they’re retarded. You think you’re smart, but you’re not. We actually think you’re a very sad person with no life. Go play with gasoline or something.

  • Anonymous

    no, Jomilla didn’t breakup. Why do people keep saying that?

  • Anonymous

    THERE IS A NEW MILEY POST!!!!!!!!!!!
    THERE IS A NEW GASTON POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    The Jonas Brothers are a bunch of faggots who take it up the ass everynight. When one of them takes it up the ass, their moans and screams make up a song.
    Thats why its so shitty.

    what does taking up the ass means? and why would the scream during it? is it scary.

  • Anonymous

    WSAV IS A sAVANNA gA, STATION. Look at the bottom of the clip, it says wsav, go to it and it is a savannah georgia tv station. Savannah is where miley is shootinh the last song. odd, somone also typed at the top “blah blah blah”.

  • Anonymous

    ALRIGHT LISTEN UP OTHER HATER IM THE ONE FUCKING UP HERE AND MAKING THESE FANGIRLS CRY SO LEAVE!!!!!
    GOD DAMN WHERE ARE ALL THESE HATERS COMING FROM THEY ARE STEALING MY THUNDER.!

  • Anonymous

    eh…idk, Camilla seems sweet and all, but Joe looks like a restless type. He might want to date other girls before he decides to get married.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Does anyone know how pissed Nick was today? Well atleast it’s better than the loss the other day. They werent just owned, but were raped.

  • Anonymous

    one person…with no life…one computer…being abused…
    HATER.

  • Anonymous

    claim to fame being one of very FEW stupid haters….well aren’t you so special. not.

    being someone full of hate is nothing of which to be proud

  • w

    No.

  • Anonymous

    Joe just looks goofy.

  • Sam

    I’m actually with you. I think they should live together or something rather than get married young. Both of their families are strict and religious, but they’re adults. I realize that marrying young is the example the boys were shown by their own parents, but the odds are just not good. Not that I think Joe and Camilla are thinking of marriage because we have no idea, but just hypothetically speaking….

  • Anonymous

    The Jonas Brothers are a bunch of faggots who take it up the ass everynight. When one of them takes it up the ass, their moans and screams make up a song.
    Thats why its so shitty.

    ———

    I don’t think my twelve year old pubesant mind can wrap itself around this image.

    Tell me, why do you picture three guys who are related having sex with eachother?

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Your hate comment is SO 2008.
    Not like it was ever in, but hating on the Jonas Brothers is getting old.
    In 08 you haters said they’d be over in a year.
    Now they’re making more than you’ll ever in your lifetime, and are extremely successful.

  • Anonymous

    where is the oldest fans?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    The Jonas Brothers are a bunch of faggots who take it up the ass everynight. When one of them takes it up the ass, their moans and screams make up a song.
    Thats why its so shitty.
    ————————
    Oh really? I couldve sworn it was your dad who takes it up the ass.

  • Laurl23

    Let’s think in his bestfriend range? Veronicas? No. Mandy? Maybe but no. I have no clue a bestfriend? But in the long run it is true we have to wait. Camilla is gorgeous, but so was Taylor (Your gonna kill me for saying that). Actually if I told you my thoughts on Taylor & Joe you would have a heart attack. I’m not really big onto Joe’s relationships, but I love him and who he dates is totally his choice. Jeez even the hugest Jonas Brothers Fan doesn’t get a day in that.

  • Anonymous

    …you’re very weird. You’re refreshing the page over and over again, commenting under different names on a post you don’t like.

    you’re obsessed, deal with it.

  • MRS JOE JONAS

    UGGGH !!! joe is working that outfit .. i know we shouldn’t be really like this and we should be talkin more about their music like the girl in the video said but when i look at joe i just can’t stop myself he’s BANGABLE !! and when he hit that ball .. {drooling} HAHAHAHA we’re going to hell with our rated r thoughts but heck IT’S FREAKING WORTH IT !!

  • Anonymous

    You have no idea how much i want to play softball with them. I really don’t care how “Hot” they are. Softball is my sport, it would make my life to be able to play something i love, with the boys i love

  • Anonymous

    If the Jonas brothers would shit their little girl panties if they went to a real rock concert.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    GET THE FUCK OUT!

  • Anonymous

    well all I can say to the hater is that I’d rather have my little sister listen to the JB rather than lil’ wayne rapping about pussies and weed. So yea, they are a band for young girls, but there’s nothing wrong with that. My sis is 7 you think I want her hearing that kinda stuff?

  • POPCORN

    god hates us so he sent down the jonas brothers.

  • Anonymous

    i have to admit that was pretty fricking funny, although i completely disagree with everything you said and i love the jonas brothers. still.. whoever thought up that story should write for south park. ha.

  • Anonymous

    You deal with it. It’s one or two people posting over an over and over and over and over and boring and stupid and you look as pathetic as Taylor Swift.

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  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Hmm that’s strange? When i googled the Jonas Brothers, gay didnt come up, instead the words sexy, talented, and amazing came up, but hey maybe your computer is the one that’s fucked up (: I suggest you get it fixed.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Because gay means happy, and the Jonas Brothers are having a gay ol’ time living their dream while fatasses like you sit at the computer bashing them all day because they got fired from their jobs being Wal Mart janitors.

  • Anonymous

    most of the people in this site are haters its depressing.

  • Anonymous

    well idk about you guys, but a couple of reviews this hater is posting just to prove their point isn’t going to make me stop loving them. :)

  • Anonymous

    don’t make fun of the hater you guys…there is something wrong with her. She has three imaginary friends; these friends tell her ‘secrets’ they posess her and force her to go on oceanup. This girl is then driven to spend hours on the computer with the voices egging her on, telling her what to write.
    So don’t make fun of her, she’s got some problems.
    :(

  • w

    WHO THE FUCK KEEPS POSTING THESE REVIEWS!
    Somebody shoot them.
    It’s so annoying.

  • Maya

    THIS IS HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN. AHEM…

    Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas were born in the hospital in Disneyworld, during the gay pride parade. They were born as triplets, however the last two were born a few years later. After her mother was done giving birth to Nick, she killed herself after realizing she wasted 5 years of her life in a hospital. Their father, knowing that he was an incompetent unemployed drunk, dropped them off at the nearest church.

    The priest came to the church one day after his nightly visit to the gay strip bar. He found the three boys and brought them in. He decided he must name these “gifts from god”. Coincidentally, he decided to name them Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas. The next few years, Nick, Kevin, and Joe had to beg on the street for money and food while the priest “helped out” at the young boys and girls club.

    When Nick was old enough to speak, at age 5, he whined at local shops about his life and how hard it was. A music producer thought he had a nice whining voice. He asked him if he would sign a contract that would be a great financial gain to him. He agreed, and began recording whining with music in the background. For the next 7 years, his voice grew no deeper.

    The record producer realized his mistake, and shipped Nick, along with his two older brothers, off to columbia. There, they were discovered by the national record company, Columbia Records. The three of them made a band under the name “Kracktor”, and labeled themselves as brutal progressive black death power heavy metal/polka.

    Nick could not do the death scream, however, and they had to change their music. They simplified it to 3 power chords played over, and over. Unfortunately, they weren’t selling with Columbia. One day, while sitting by a hickory stump, the devil appeared and challenged them to a fiddle challenge.

    “I bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a fiddle player too, and if you’ll care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you. You play a pretty good fiddle, but give the devil his due, I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul cos’ I think I’m better than you.” The devil said to them. Nick mindlessly accepted, before realizing he had no fiddle, or a soul for that matter.

    The devil, realizing he won by default, brought them to his secret headquarters and sold them to his head company, Disney. Disney realized the potential in their looks towards premature mainstream zombies and threw the brothers in a few movies and marketed them on everything.

    Today, the Jonas brothers live in hell, along with the devil and his disney army. They create mindless songs that get stuck in your head until you want to throw up.

  • Anonymous

    Didnt Kevin hit a grandslam today? I also heard Nick got fiesty

  • Anonymous

    Lol. I think the hater’s pretty funny actually.

    You guys need to chill out.
    I’m a fan and don’t need to prove anything.

    It’s OKAY to make fun of them a little bit.
    You’re not going to be struck as a ‘bad fan’ or whatever the fuck that shit is.

  • jerseygirl

    God, OceanUp seriously SUCKS today.

    WTF? Are all the haters out on leave from the asylum today?

  • Anonymous

    you’re delusional. You’re trying to make us believe you’re not one person alone. When really you are. These attempts at acting intelligent and sane fail. Get out.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    No. God doesnt hate us. He loves us. The Jonas Brothers are one of his great creations (:

  • Anonymous

    older Jonas fans go to this site

    http://www.adultjonasfans.com

    fans 21-45

  • Hater.

    …you’re very weird. You’re refreshing the page over and over again, commenting under different names on a post you don’t like.

    you’re obsessed, deal with it.

    —-

    Sure, if that makes you sleep at night.

  • MRS JOE JONAS

    The Jonas Brothers are a bunch of faggots who take it up the ass everynight. When one of them takes it up the ass, their moans and screams make up a song.
    Thats why its so shitty
    ————————
    HMMM jonases moaning and screaming !! * imagines it * babe i’d buy that song in a flash

  • http://freerice.com/ Nicole

    Terrible. Crazy homophobes everywhere. o_O Not cool.

  • Anonymous

    Ha I’m on my iPod as well.
    And by the looks of these comments nick looks
    Hot or something.

  • Anonymous

    ALRIGHT LISTEN UP OTHER HATER IM THE ONE FUCKING UP HERE AND MAKING THESE FANGIRLS CRY SO LEAVE!!!!!
    GOD DAMN WHERE ARE ALL THESE HATERS COMING FROM THEY ARE STEALING MY THUNDER.!
    —–
    Noo way, I am not stealing shit from you, deal with it there is more haters here than you cunt.

  • Anonymous

    What if my parade has umbrellas?

  • w

    If you mean goofy in a hot, sexy, muscular way…then yes Joe looks very goofy.

  • Taylor Swift

    I know you love me…and you’re defending my honor.
    So I’ll strike a deal with you,
    if you stfu and stop posting under the same name;
    I will dance naked for you. ;)

    LESBIANS UNITE!

  • Anonymous

    You wanna mother nature my pmsing.

  • http://freerice.com/ Nicole

    Dear Homophobe,

    Please leave.

    Sincerely,
    Me

  • Anonymous

    cause Joe isn’t wearing the necklace which is stupid, because a piece of jewelry doesn’t represent a relationship. -_-

  • Lucky.

    That was a sad and disrespectful attempt to be funny. Stop changing your name also, k thank bye.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    No idea, probably!
    Yeah your anonymous name is fine though.

  • Anonymous

    I imagine the Hater being a scene girl surrounded by Screamo posters. weird, huh?

  • Anonymous

    Reviews for the album were generally mixed. Allmusic named “overthinking and over-production” as the album’s main flaws, and noted that the group’s combination of “teen pop that skews adult in its sound and form” seemed effortless on their previous album, A Little Bit Longer, but felt that on Lines the “seams are showing.”[13] Greg Kot of the Chicago Tribune claimed, “The rush to maturity is, well, premature,” and added that “the strings and horns […] only bog things down.”[14] Entertainment Weekly criticized “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime,” calling it “the sonic equivalent of being held at gunpoint by a baby rabbit,” but praised “Black Keys” as being the most honest track, adding that “its quiet brushstrokes of teenage despair easily transcend Lines’ misdemeanor mutinies.”[15] The New York Daily News criticized “World War III,” saying, “it sounds like they just pulled a collective hernia.”[16] The Los Angeles Times were more positive in their review, calling the album the group’s “most easygoing and enjoyable yet.”[17]

  • Anonymous

    it’s the one hater trying to prove her point…she’ll go away once she runs out of them

  • Anonymous

    HA HA SORRY BUT JONAS BROTHERS FAN ARE OVER 18 YEARS OLD
    I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A HATER SO IS NOT MY PROBLEM OH ONE
    THING JONAS BROTHERS HAVE FAN LIKE 25 AND OVER OK BECAUSE
    I GOT LOYS A FRIEND THAT AGE AND THEY LOVE THEM SO PLEASE
    STOP PUTING THING THAT IS NOT TRUE

  • :(

    Why is everybody being so mean to me, im serious this happened, i thought you guys would have answers but all you fangirls do is get defensive like your life depends on it.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Not sure for Nick, but I truly think Joe and Camilla will get married.
    He’s been with her for such a long time and has gotten a lot of criticism for it. I think if they make it through this tour, then they’re the real deal!
    ————————-
    Ooooh those kind of discussions usually end up as arguments. How about something else?
    —————-
    ehm, I see Nick with a musician (not like a famous one, but an up and coming one) and Joe with a normal girl or childhood friend.

    Okay to Jonas 4 Canada- Yeah i dont think Joe and Camilla will get amrried, but i think they will make it through the tour..i dont see them together in the future though

    To w- Haha eh let’s see what happens…maybe it wont end up being in an argument

    And to anonymous-yeah I agree on both of those.

  • w

    *sigh* Tim’s been slacking today.

  • aNonymous

    Ah.. I hope your here for awhile now.. but the real world calls…..

    How are your preps for college going…So when do you leave..are you going to be on OU at college?.. Is the guy still there? and hows work and whats the latest in generall…Jesus don’t make me be an OU reporter…Remember your our corrsepodent for your area now? lol..

    Hope yuor having a great day today/night! lol

  • w

    Not sure for Nick, but I truly think Joe and Camilla will get married.
    He’s been with her for such a long time and has gotten a lot of criticism for it. I think if they make it through this tour, then they’re the real deal!
    —————————
    Oh please – a long time? It hasn’t even been a year. They are no where near close to spending the rest of their lives together.
    ————–
    I agree with both of you.
    If they can make it through the world tour, while she is filming, then I think they can last for a while. But it’s WAYYYY too early to start thinking about wedding bells.

  • kb

    i think that nick and joe will both marry non-famous girls. but they’re both young, and even though joe is almost 20, he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy that’s going to marry young like kevin. i think that eventually jb’s popularity is going to fizzle out, its bound to happen at some point, when they all find girls that they want to settle down with, and i think settling down for them will be easiest with girls who aren’t in the business. they seem like family is the most important thing, and at some point in their lives they’re going to make the choice to put starting a family before performing at sold out stadiums and such.

    just my thoughts :)

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Haters, since you all hate the Jonas Brothers so much, and say you want to shoot yourself when you listen to them, please click the following link.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXLHgPcZuc

  • Sam

    They’re doing 5 in the NY/NJ area, but I guess it’s “home” for them. Would it be impossible to go to Houston or something?

  • Anonymous

    it’s not really the comments that irk me, it’s that the hater is commenting under different names and spamming thr page to the point where my computer screen is flickering. We want to be able to have a normal conversation without having to deal with dumbass spamming getting in the way from ONE dumbass hater.

  • Anonymous

    woah is it okay i want to butt fuck joe even tho im a man.

  • Anonymous

    older Jonas fans go to this site

    http://www.adultjonasfans.com

    fans 21-45
    —-

    thats invalid.
    fans are not any older than 16 with the brain of a 12 year old.

  • Anonymous

    and theye didnt interview kevin why?

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    WTF, thats not nice!
    My mommy is 48 and a Kevin cougar (although I doubt she’d check the site, but still).

  • Anonymous

    God I want to go over all the signals with Joe and I want to be his sports stylist..everything from the cup to the cap should fit just right…lol….

    Win or Lose…Jesus okay…the jet people from Marquis are rich so its a draw perhaps….but Jonas rules…kching, kching…what a beautiful thing..

    I hope Kev has a prenup!

    Ahh…I want to warm up with Joe before agame! lol

  • Anonymous

    that site makes me feel so uncomfortable. There are so many Joe cougars. and it’s 18-50

  • Anonymous

    lol, now the hater is posing as a fan still trying to convince us that she is not the only one.

  • Anonymous

    WTF? Why are there so many haters on today.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Hold on…

    *Virtual Shooting @ Review poster*

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LMAO haha i know right! I just came on today and notcied a bunch of haters lurking around…ugh i hope this site does not turn into the filthy perez hilton.com where all the commenters are freaking negative.

  • Anonymous

    MY HOMIE SAID I SHOULD COME TO THIS SISSY SITE IF I WANT SOME LULZ BUT YOU AL LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF CUNST THAT MASTURBATE AT A JONAS POSTER EVERYNIGHT AND YOU ALL ARE WAY TO EMOTIONAL. GEEZ GURLS THESE DAYS, GO COOK SOME DINNER INSTEAD THAT ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR..

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LMAO the “Restless type”..yeah i dont think him and Camilla will get married, but they are cute together. I think he might be with a new girl at the end of next year to be honest :I

  • Anonymous

    honey, we know you’re the same person. It’s very obvious. Yea, they get haters on here, but then they just write one comment then get off. You seem to think you’re so intelligent because you keep commenting the same fucking things over and over again, under different names. No one is impressed. You just seem like a pathetic sad person. Ok, you hate them, what the hell are you doing on their post? I hate twilight, you don’t see me crawling on a post spamming under different names. Go cut yourself or something, sad little emo girl, boy whatever the fuck you are.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Jomilla is alive, I know it.
    Camilla haters believe they aren’t together, when the reality is, he’s on tour and she’s filming.
    Does anyone know when she’s going to Africa?

  • Anonymous

    Hey, I just googled the word “gay”, so why did the Jonas Brothers come up for all the results? Thats weird :\

    ——–

    What straight person would google gay images to prove a point?

    You fail.
    Epicly.

    Don’t call anyone else gay but yourself.

  • Anonymous

    lol the hater ran out of reviews so now she’s back.

  • Anonymous

    i think the old oceanup is coming back, u know when there was all this haters and just a couple of fans. Ahh the good old days.

  • Anonymous

    well…he was kind of moody at a show, so you never know

  • Anonymous

    whos your favourite rugrat baby
    and yor least favourite

  • aNonymous

    Hi how is it in your world?

  • mimi

    This a great thing the boys are doing raising money for charity and playing the sport they like. good job boys good luck in the other games!

  • Anonymous

    no, it’s just one hater. But it’s their bed time soon.
    :)
    latenight ocean up ladies!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Oops married*

  • Anonymous

    GTFO Tenenie.

  • Anonymous

    Miss Swift, what is it going to take to tell you to shut the fuck up?
    :)

  • w

    They think if they say it long enough, it’ll come true.

  • w

    aNonymous?

  • Anonymous

    She’s going to Africa? why?

  • Anonymous

    Im sorry, but since when does Kev have to ask our opinion on who is good enough for him?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    LMAO haha yes haters please..you will be pleasantly surprised….and ‘w’ yeah Tim hasnt really been updating as much today…I want to see some pics of JB from today’s and last night’s concerts!

  • DemiandMileyPones:)

    That was disturbing. You should’ve lied to us and say that you were a girl.
    :/

  • Anonymous

    Joe cougars are the best, haha

  • Anonymous

    So what happened to nick at the game today?are there any videos of him
    freaking out?

  • w

    New JB post
    Let’s head over there.

  • aNonymous

    Hi? How’s in in your corner of the world?

  • Anonymous

    The Jonas Brothers stretch out into a wide variety of genres here on their fourth studio album and it’s all simply too much. The brothers are young as artists and have plenty of musical lessons to learn. One is that sometimes simply less is more. Too often Lines, Vines and Trying Times comes off sounding like an amusement park review show

  • Emily

    Where is it that you guys are hearing that Nick got ‘fiesty’ and ‘super pissed’ about today’s game? I wanna know!

    Anyway, Nick sure got wiped off his feet! But at least he picked himself up fast. When I first saw it I was like “Oh dang, Nick!” Haha. He’s lucky he didn’ hurt himself.

  • DemiandMileyPones:)

    What time is it for you guys.??
    Over here in Nevada its 5:45 p.m.

  • w

    Favorite: Tommy
    Lwast Favorite: Angelica

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    I’ll gladly pass on that… Whatever that was suppose to mean…

  • kimmy4

    i see joe with a model
    nick with a non famous girl who either doesnt know jb or really doesnt care about their music

  • jerseygirl

    I swear, it just seems like certain days of the week, the haters are out in full force.

    I can’t even be bothered with arguing with them – so pointless. I would suggest the same. They just like to bait us all.

  • Anonymous

    I’m a hardcore JB fan…though my consuming obsession with them has faded, I still love their music. I loved their first 2 CDs and I liked every song on A Little Bit Longer except BB Good (piece o crap). This CD is overall good…but it’s just good. It’s not as epic as JB was but I think that their attempts to sound more mature or whatever were hits in most of the songs but complete flops in others (Poison Ivy…WTF?!). Maybe the CD will just have to grow on me

  • Anonymous

    the hater’s bedtime is coming up. Hold on ladies for late night oceanup!

  • Hater.

    honey, we know you’re the same person. It’s very obvious. Yea, they get haters on here, but then they just write one comment then get off. You seem to think you’re so intelligent because you keep commenting the same fucking things over and over again, under different names. No one is impressed. You just seem like a pathetic sad person. Ok, you hate them, what the hell are you doing on their post? I hate twilight, you don’t see me crawling on a post spamming under different names. Go cut yourself or something, sad little emo girl, boy whatever the fuck you are.

    Believe me i have more of a life than that, i haven’t even said shit about them today so why don’t you relax. All you are going to do is cause more wrinkles
    Oh i dont hate them.

  • Anonymous

    at first your comments entertained me because you sounded like a desperate cow who has no friends and loves Screamo or something, but now they’re making me sad because you sound like a desperate cow who has no friends and listens to screamo.

    I will give you a hug. *virtual hug*
    love you baby.

  • w

    Ha
    thanks.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    No, not the “good ole days”. I want to actually hold conversations and not bitch out the one hater posting on every post. It get’s annoying. Hurry Tim, with that new website. We’re all waiting!

  • Anonymous

    eh…idk, Camilla seems sweet and all, but Joe looks like a restless type. He might want to date other girls before he decides to get married.
    ———–
    I agree and if he doesn’t date other ones and marries, I I think he will regret it!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Oh my word…
    Joe has the most posts lmfao.
    Surprisingly Nick has the least.
    I thought everyone loves Jailbait Jonas.
    I think most of those girls are on ONTD though…

  • Anonymous

    instead of a cohesive album. There are moments where we’re reminded what made the Jonas Brothers so exciting on A Little Bit Longer, but they are too few and far between here

  • aNonymous

    I get their religious..but religious ppoeple make mistakes too and end up divorced…Damn, I don’t know 1 couple in my life not divorced..seriously even grandparents..oh except those who live together…

    Their parents early lives are different, way diffrent from their own…can’t they live togheter and still go to church? I’m not saying not get married, just not now is all..

    I wonder if Papa J will officiate at Kevin and Danielles wedding..I think he did for their uncles, so I assume so…hmmmm

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Apparently she’s supposed to go because she’s the spokes person for H.E.L.P.

  • Sam

    Hey Pops…anything good going on in the world of OU today?

  • we love u bb

    BOO YOU WHORE

  • w

    Hi (:

  • Anonymous

    I find it funny how the hater is arguing with herself trying to make it seem like there is more than one hater after we did find out it was only one hater.

    This chick is desperate, lmfao. But passionate, I’ll give her that.
    :)

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Some one started a rumor and a lot of people are saying it, but until the breakup is leaked then they’re still together.

    1.Kanielle-They are really cute, but who started the rumor about the old friend from Jersey? wasnt that Kevin?
    2. Baseball Stories- They lose, Nick fucks Joe and Kevin up. The end
    4. Yes, the dallas concert owned! (:

  • mia jonas

    FIRSTT!!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Its good.
    Finally, my friend Cam is back from her vacation in San Francisco!
    Gosh the haters today are annoying…

  • Anonymous

    ok we get it you don’t like the JB. You’ve already proven your point and to be honest, we don’t care because none of us are fighting you. We’re actually belittling you. So kindly go away.

  • aNonymous

    I’m here just came on like 2 min. ago but you were responding to an anonymous..I guess I have to read up to figure it out eh?…I hate that…lol

    Hope your good?

  • Anonymous

    You guys gotta admit, this hater is pretty determined to get their point across.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    He has so many cougars lol. And cougays!
    My favourite Joe cougar is Carolina Bermudez :P

  • Anonymous

    happy!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Tim’s making a new site?

  • Anonymous

    Fucking Trash. The Jonas Brothers are a perfect example of why the state of music today is in shambles.F**K THESE A$$HOLES!!! They have brought nothing but shame to the pop genre! They should be called the Jonas Sisters, because these vocally talentless dorks sing through their f**king noses and it makes them sound like little girls! Their lyrics are the lowest form of syrupy sh*t and they can’t play the guitar worth a damn. F**k, this sh***y album makes even Britney Spears’s Circus album look good! If you want good pop music, try The Fame by Lady Gaga or anything by Lily Allen. Stay the hell away from this goopy teen-pop sh*t. These “brothers”, if they really are boys, need to get a life and get out of the music industr

  • w

    I heard it was this month, but since she’s filming right now that wasn’t true. So who knows?

  • JESSICA

    love them.

  • Anonymous

    why are haters writing a novel about how much they
    dont like them?

    if you dont like them then kindly GTFO!

    …thanks =)

  • Anonymous

    On A Little Bit Longer, their last studio album, the Jonas Brothers placed themselves squarely in the power pop corner and they owned the genre. It was an exciting, cohesive work that turned out to be one of the top albums of 2008. “World War III” opens Lines, Vines and Trying Times with big horn sounds that seem like an exciting addition to the previous sound of the Jonas Brothers. Similarly, the single “Paranoid” is a logical and successful development and extension of the Jonas Brothers’ approach. However, with the piano, harp and chimes sounds of “Fly With Me,” the third song here, we begin an ultimately annoying program of guess which new instruments and even new genre we’ll attempt on the next track.

    Mastery of a wide range of styles on a single album can work tremendously well in some contexts. Some of pop music’s great sprawling works have been approached that way. However, for it to work, there must be a unifying reason for the jump from style to style, and that is missing here. Instead, the Jonas Brothers sound exactly like what I would expect they do not want to be. Too often here they seem like the starring act at a Disney theme park review show.

    When It Works
    The best moments on Lines, Vines and Trying Times are definitely when it seems someone realized that less is more. Nick Jonas’ “Black Keys” begins as a gentle ballad and builds to a very satisfying climax. It is one of the more mature set of lyrics the Jonas Brothers have yet created and should quickly become a favorite in their repertoire. After the parade of fiddles, horns, harps, and even a miscalculated attempt at urban hip hop with Common on “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime,” the relative simplicity of “Don’t Speak” is a breath of fresh air. Throughout the album the Jonas Brothers’ strengths of energy, enthusiasm, and musical chops as a trio remain evident. It is just unfortunate to have it buried in moments like the 90’s power ballad “Before the Storm” featuring Miley Cyrus and annoyingly cutesy fiddles on “What Did I Do to Your Heart.”

  • Anonymous

    that doesn’t prove anything, everyone has off days.
    :|

  • Anonymous

    dont feel like watching
    better luck next time!!!

  • Anonymous

    No, not the “good ole days”. I want to actually hold conversations and not bitch out the one hater posting on every post. It get’s annoying. Hurry Tim, with that new website. We’re all waiting!
    —-
    what new website?

  • brieQ

    oh stfu. No one likes you obviously, go away.

  • Anonymous

    ALRIGHT LISTEN UP OTHER HATER IM THE ONE FUCKING UP HERE AND MAKING THESE FANGIRLS CRY SO LEAVE!!!!!
    GOD DAMN WHERE ARE ALL THESE HATERS COMING FROM THEY ARE STEALING MY THUNDER.!
    —–
    Noo way, I am not stealing shit from you, deal with it there is more haters here than you cunt.
    =====================================
    FUCK YOU IM A BETTER HATER BITCH ONLY I CAN PWN THESE WHITE GIRLS AND THEIR GAY FANTASIES.

  • DemiandMileyPones:)

    Tommy.
    Least; Chcukie…
    :)

  • Anonymous

    Top Tracks on ‘Lines, Vines and Trying Times’

    “World War III”
    “Paranoid”
    “Black Keys”
    “Don’t Speak”

    Hopefully a Minor Detour
    Here is hoping that the Jonas Brothers can flush from their systems the notion that they need to master every genre in the pop music playbook and on the next album head back to what they do exceptionally well. Released as a first single, “Paranoid” promised an evolved, more adult sounding approach to pop music. Unfortunately, the rest of Lines, Vines and Trying Times makes the Jonas Brothers sound like naive kids trying out everything they can get their hands on in the studio. The model of the previous album, A Little Bit Longer, was not broken and with a few adjustments here and there it should be one that gets the group through many satisfying years to come

  • Anonymous

    kevin has cougars too

  • Anonymous

    Joe is unbelievable sexy and so sweet

    hottie

  • Anonymous

    sadly oceanup would be mad boring if it wasnt for them hatas.

    love joe(:

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Nope! Stupid haters and posers! It has sucked in the world of OU today, How are you?

  • aNonymous

    What is it like in your area? Pretend your being intervewied for OU….details…Did Cam bring you back a momento? lol…

  • TNGirl

    YAY for the win.
    Lovee them,

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    Exactly. Whatever. They can hate all they want. Anyways are you getting hyped for your concert?? have you picked your outfit out yet?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!!<33

    For a movie i think

  • lola

    first???

  • Anonymous

    Track 1. World War III

    For a track about “World War” it’s pretty upbeat. Lyrics are pure poop. I wonder what instruments they’re actually playing, and what’s actually being played by the backing band. The overall quality of the lyrics are seriously downgraded because the target audience is between the ages 9 and 12.

    Spoiler Alert:
    If World War III is a battle between The Jonas Brothers and their Girlfriend… then God help us all.

    Track 2. Paranoid

    Look out everybody, Joe is freaking out. I’d be paranoid if there was nine year olds who would chase me down to try and kiss me. “Can someone stop the noise?”, unfortunately not yet… I’ve got 10 more tracks of punishment.

    Track 3. Fly with Me

    Fly with Me? The disney references in the song are BEYOND OBVIOUS. Anything resembling talent in this song, ie piano & violin, were played by professional musicians. Starting to notice that every song has the same structure.

    Track 4. Poison Ivy
    Poison Ivy has to be the worst song I’ve heard yet. Super super super super repetitive. The phrase “Poison Ivy” is mentioned 20 times.

    Not to mention the song is confusing as heck.

    First they spend half the song singing
    “Everyone’s allergic to poison ivy” over and over and over.
    Then they switch it up at the end
    “Everybody needs a little poison ivy”

    But you just… said..

    “Gimme some poison, baby!”

    Track 5. Hey Baby (feat. Johnny Lang)

    This song actually has someone with TALENT, Johnny Lang! Too bad the brothers sing over him so you can’t hardly hear him.

    Track 6. Before the Storm (feat. Miley Cyrus)
    Wonderful. As if there wasn’t enough talent in the “greatest pop group of all time” that this song also has Miley Cyrus. I think my head just might explode, but not before my ears bleed me to death (not the good bleed either).

    This song sounds so tender, which makes it like a knockoff Rascal Flatts song. Is it just me or are Jonas Brothers songs using clichés in their lyrics and song titles?

    Here’s something sad, in my head I just decided that Miley Cyrus is way too talented to be hanging around the Jonas Brothers. Eeehhhhk.

    I wish this song would pick up the pace and end.

    “Standin’ out in the rain,
    Knowin’ that it’s really over.
    Please don’t leave me alone. ”

    Please leave me alone!

    Track 7. What Did I Do to Your Heart

    Over halfway now, I think I’m in the country half now… This song sounds like bluegrass fused with Rascal Flatts.

    I’m not a fan of Rascal Flatts, but I feel bad that talentless disney do-nothings with infinite promotional money can just swoop in and steal their sound.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    No problem girlie!

  • Anonymous

    ilovejoejonas

  • Anonymous

    stop responding to the hater, haha, She wants you to fight back, if you don’t she’ll most likely leave. Just ignore the comments. Everyone has haters, it’s not that big of a deal.

  • Anonymous

    November 1983, Duran Duran released their third album, Seven and the Ragged Tiger. In an interview not long after, Simon Le Bon told Rolling Stone that the album “is an adventure story about a little commando team. ‘The Seven’ is for us — the five band members and the two managers — and ‘the Ragged Tiger’ is success. Seven people running after success. It’s ambition. That’s what it’s about.” This proves two things: firstly, Simon Le Bon is an utter tool (not that their was much doubt surrounding that one) and secondly, simple bands shouldn’t make themselves appear impressive by having “clever” album titles. It didn’t make Duran Duran look deep and philosophical; instead it was a prime example of trying too hard.

    Perhaps Kevin, Nick and Joe Jonas (seriously, who calls their kid Joe Jonas?) were big fans of lightweight 80s pop, because that’s the only possible explanation behind this baffling title: Lines, Vines and Trying Times. What with the brothers Jonas being signed to Hollywood Records, a subsidiary of Disney, you would think they’d have had to battle hard to keep that title. You can imagine a meeting between the Jo Bros and some head honcho at the record label (you may wish to imagine said honcho smoking a huge Cuban cigar that he lit using a $100 bill):

    Head Honcho: “Nick, Curly, Spud, come in, sit down. Now what are we going to call the album?”
    Jonas Brothers: “Lines, Vines and Trying Times”
    HH: “That’s a terrible title. We were thinking maybe In Your Face or Rock Da House. Calling it Lines, Vines and Nursery Rhymes…”
    JB: “…Trying Times.”
    HH: “Whatever. It won’t sell”
    JB: “But we feel it reflects our new found maturity or some other similarly empty gesture”
    HH: “Well, Joe Rivers might do some unfunny, self-referential skit on the title if he reviews it”
    JB (in unison): “Who?”
    HH: “Good point.”

    Yeah, it probably went something like that.

    Anyway, despite the eldest brother (Kevin) only being born in 1987, the most striking thing about Lines, Vines and Trying Times is the proliferation of 80s influences. Not 80s in a cool, La Roux, sleek electro revival kind of way, but 80s in a synthetic, cheap, well… Duran Duran kind of way, come to think of it. There are horn stabs at every turn, meaningless phrases, “triumphs” of style over substance and power ballads. The production (and title) of Poison Ivy take it laughably close to hair metal while Hey Baby bounces along on a slap bass figure which reeks so strongly of fromage that even Flea would think twice before donning the Fender and banging his head around in a mindless fashion.

    As you’d expect, there’s nothing to change the world of popular music in Lines, Vines and Trying Times. There’s the obligatory syrupy ballad or three (one featuring the irritatingly ubiquitous Miley Cyrus) which prove to be the vomit-inducing lightweight pap that the pre-teens seem to lap up, and a couple of songs that seem to have crafted solely with the intention of soundtracking the season finalé of some post-Dawson’s Creek solipsism-fest where Johnny’s upset with Janey and Danny’s angry at Jay but Jay’s in love with Janey and is going through a really, really hard time.

    So, quelle surprise, Lines, Vines and Trying Times is primarily a box-ticking exercise. The songs are exclusively about relationships but what with them coming from America’s most famous wearers of purity rings, everything’s blandly sexless and free of controversy. Even the tracks about longing and wanting don’t contain a hint of lust and the closest the brothers come to breaking their family-friendly image is the implied rhyme within Poison Ivy (“everybody gets the itch/Everybody hates that…”) which has a squall of guitar instead of completing what would be the least threatening lyric used in song since “Stop – Hammertime.”

    Then there’s the singing. Whoever started this style of singing – possibly Mariah Carey – should be made accountable for their crimes as the brothers sing as if (and sorry for descending to this level) they’re attempting to evacuate something particularly obstructive from their bowels. Miley Cyrus is just as bad so the only voice of reason on this album comes from Common. Yep, that Common. Mr Lynn lends his flow to Don’t Charge Me for the Crime; a pitiful attempt at sounding street – careful, they mention the police and pistols – that only succeeds in making the Jonas Brothers seem the kind of people who could have their ice creams stolen by a five-year-old.

  • Anonymous
  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Maybe.
    Here’s the website btw.
    http://shop.helpmalawichildren.org/index.php?l=product_list&c=7
    Lol @ Joe being featured throughout the website!

  • Anonymous

    I love the Jonas Brothers.

  • jerseygirl

    Hey! I’m good. Don’t think I’m sticking around here tonite. Haters are clogging up the post.

    Maybe something better will come up later. Or tomorrow. Our boys are in their homestate; was hoping for some pix. Oh well – guess I’ll just have to wait to get my own on Friday! :)

  • Anonymous

    yeah jonas brothers have fans for all ages no one cares
    if they old or young if the jonas brothers has fans only kids that be so redicolus but thank god is not

  • Anonymous

    ok we get it you don’t like the JB. You’ve already proven your point and to be honest, we don’t care because none of us are fighting you. We’re actually belittling you. So kindly go away.

    ————-

    exactly. we are not asking you to like them. we are
    just asking you to leave.

  • Hater.

    I have a confession.
    I have no life what so ever.

    My days are spent staring at Jonas posters in magazines until I come up with a good enough hate comment to post on an internet gossip site.

    I then sit in my room for 4+ hours agruing with their fans because I have nothing better to do.

    Sure, I can go outside and do something with myself. Hell, I could even call up some friends to hang out. But all of that doesn’t matter when you have the ‘oh so clever’ comments about three brothers as I do.

    Thing is, I’m secretly jealous and fucking sick of seeing them everywhere. They’re overexposed. And because I’m not as famous, I have to bring them down because it’s an easy subject to target.

    I’ll sit here and refresh my page waiting for you to read and reply to this. While listening to Three Days Grace.

  • w

    Excellent, enjoying the dog days of summer…and you?

  • Anonymous

    wow was that nick the one that fell and came up mad quick? lmao! that was funny

  • HUMEQUO

    I HATE ALL OF YOU! FUCK YOU GUYS!! BUTTFUCKERS UNITE!

  • Anonymous

    ok. we get it. Now will the one hater on here please stop nazi refreshing the page and gtfo. You just look dumb as fuck now.

  • Anonymous

    Track 8. Much Better

    Much better? Not yet. The opening sounded like the start of a 1980’s adult contemporary pop song. The Jonas Brothers are regressing. And what’s up with all the crappy synth all of a sudden? There is barely any performed instruments on the track, which means that this would be lots of dancing onstage for a live show, oh boy.

    Oh, and watch out for the random Saxophone & Guitar solo that does NOT belong anywhere in the song, nor match the flow and feel of any song.

    Track 9. Black Keys

    I can’t quite put my finger on who THIS SONG is emulating, but after 30 seconds you quickly see that The Jonas Brothers are literally TRYING TO SOUND LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

    Track 10. Don’t Charge Me for the Crime (feat. Common)
    Okay, so Common is in this song. I dig that. But you have to bring in a B-List rapper to rap in a song about crime? Racist much? The song has Joe Jonas singing about how he doesn’t want to be charged for the crime that he committed.

    I’m thinking of submitting a amicus curiae brief to the court, because music this bad needs to be the crime.

    Gosh. What I said earlier about the worst song on the album…. it’s this song.

    The lyrics are word-vomit. The music is terrible. Just bad.

    Track 11. Turn Right

    The whine of Joe Jonas’s voice is probably my least favorite sound now. The lyrics aren’t too bad, but I’m having a hard time understanding them because of how whiney the voices are.

    Track 12. Don’t Speak

    Last track, and again it has professional musicians playing better than the brothers ever could. This is another song about another failed relationship between the brothers and a girlfriend. Not the worst track of the album, but still torture enough that four minutes was way too long for.

    Overall…

    Trash. This is what critics have been saying for years, that one day a band would be created for the sole purpose of making money. The Jonas Brothers do not contribute anything positive to the future of music or creativity. I understand that there is a need for popular music geared at a younger crowd that is not only safe for them to listen to, but also relevant to them… but this just feels to me like patronizing. When I have kids and they want to listen to some “rockin’ good stuff”, they’ll be air-guitaring it up to some Boston and Electric Light Orchestra with me like I did with my Dad.

    To slap a number on it…

    I give Lines, Vines, and Trying Times a 0.5 out of 5 in terms of quality
    And a 10 out of 10 in terms of crap. ?

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Oh I would know girlie.
    My mom and her best friend are the top cougars over 45.