Jordin Didn’t Want To Feel Joe’s Grapes

Jordin Sparks chatted with MTV about Jonas Brothers costumes on tour: ‘I have witnessed it, and I don’t know where it came from. [Joe] just started that maybe a couple days ago, a week ago [maybe]. I think the first time, he’s like, ‘You got to check out my outfit, and will you watch the soundcheck?’

..I was like, ‘What are you doing?’ Joe’s grape costume led to a misunderstanding: ‘It was like he dressed up as the Fruit of the Loom grape, which was awesome. I felt uncomfortable, because they were like, ‘Hey, go feel his grapes!’ I was like, ‘Ah, no thanks!’ ‘ Where do they get the ideas? ‘I have no idea. I want to know where he gets them, ’cause that grape costume was awesome.’

  • Anonymous

    JOE JONAS BUTTFUCKED ME TODAY :D

  • bella

    i would of passed as well on that one,
    good choice jordin :)

    who wants to feel some virgin’s tiny balls.

  • trish

    i’m with ya girl,,,,, “JERSEY, SCREAM FOR ME”, sounds like Joe wants you to touch his grapes too,lol… I know you must of died when you heard that!!

  • Anonymous

    What’s up with Jordin? Why so uptight?
    These grapes cry out “Squeeze me”.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    agree, we need shocking news!! Like.. a Jomilla secret wedding or Selena dating Perez Hilton or Debby Ryan making out with Jake T Austin haha I dont know :P
    ————————
    Lol i know! ahaha or something like Taylor and her cat out on date, although that probably would “shock” most people

    P.S. before people get upset, im Just kidding. I love Taylor’s music.(:

  • Anonymous

    OMG WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE BITCHES.
    seriously? go and get yourself a life instead on bitchin back and forth at each other like your life depended on it.

    god.
    ——————————————————–
    Says the person who’s commenting on this site RIGHT now.
    I suggest you go complain to someone who gives a fuck.

  • aNonymous

    Forgive me if its beenn said, but JOe needs to be up on a Jumbo billboard in Times Square in his…. I would go for Calvins….but evidently Jordin sees him in Hanes…lol! Either way its good..cuz the grapes would be defined with vine………lol!

    How is everyone?

  • Anonymous

    JOE JONAS BUTTFUCKED ME TODAY :D

    ——————

    You wish.

  • cat c

    do you think all the haters scared yvonne off? i dont blame her for sticking up for kevin. i havent been on ocean a long time. does she really hate joe? i hope not that would kind of be hypocritical. i agree with you guys that say all of them are important and jb wouldn’t be jb without all of them.

  • Lov3

    why is he wearing that? is it supposed to be funny cuz its really not! man i miss the old jonas brothers who didnt wear suits everywhere they go and they werent to uptight

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Of course i dont understand what she’s saying..English is my first language..Im pretty sure she’s not even speaking a language. Probably gibberish..yeah gibberish…..

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA
    WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?

  • http://wasssgoooddd? Wasss goood?

    Uhm, yeah..that’s not Yvonne btw =]

  • Anonymous

    Yvonne whos been bitching all day about how its joes fault that kevin isnt getting any love and crazp like that so now i just kind of went into a rant explaining why shes being ridiculous.
    ——————
    And that’s where you’re wrong. No need to explain who she is to me, I know who she is and ive seen her comments. You guys misinterpreted it as her blaming Joe for everything when in reality she’s just pissed that Kevin’s not getting a lot of attention. May be you’re the one being ridiculous? whatever i don’t want to argue. As long as these three boys are doing what they want then im good.

    ****

    Misinterpreted not. I know who Yvonne is from when she used to come here a lot and I have seen her use the word ‘hate’ exactly for Joe in the past. Maybe not yesterday or today but six months or so ago, she did and I was seriously offended. Now, today, someone here said ‘hate’ Joe again and it’s really ridiculous that this person or people is ‘hating’ on Joe for his being phenomenal. They are terrible JB fans and I agree when they say the ‘hate’ on Joe they are going to get a backlash of people hating more on Kevin because of their comments. And don’t say it might have been a poser all tht time ago because when Yvonne was going off on Joe all those months ago, it was before the whole poser stuff took off here.

  • Anonymous

    Well hun. Probably because you’re too young to understand what it means. That’s okay.

    And it’s piece. Not peace.
    Unless you mean I want to achieve kindness by fucking.

    Which..I doubt.

  • jerseygirl

    That video has been saved in my faves! I LOVE hearing him say that!

  • Xiomy

    ?
    You have too much time on your hands.

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    NO, he wants me to touch his grapes!
    Jersey is just a cover, lol so delusional.

  • Anonymous

    ewwwwwwwww who would want to feel them they are dry unused virgin grapes i rather touch someones who isnt a virgin

  • Anonymous

    Lol. Are you being sarcastic?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Misinterpreted not. I know who Yvonne is from when she used to come here a lot and I have seen her use the word ‘hate’ exactly for Joe in the past. Maybe not yesterday or today but six months or so ago, she did and I was seriously offended. Now, today, someone here said ‘hate’ Joe again and it’s really ridiculous that this person or people is ‘hating’ on Joe for his being phenomenal. They are terrible JB fans and I agree when they say the ‘hate’ on Joe they are going to get a backlash of people hating more on Kevin because of their comments. And don’t say it might have been a poser all tht time ago because when Yvonne was going off on Joe all those months ago, it was before the whole poser stuff took off here.
    —————————-
    Okay well that’s her. Like i said im good for liking all three of the boys and that’s what matters. Im not going to argue with you. I see where you’re coming from and i respect what you have to say.

  • http://wasssgoooddd? Wasss goood?

    Ohhohoh..they’re not tiny, trust me ;)

  • kate

    ewwwwww who would want to touch his dry unused virgin grapes

  • sexybeast

    lmao4ever! she probally uses him for her stalking problems too! like if she snuck into jbs house or somehting,
    taylor: okay kitty i have dressed u up as robert dinero, just go in there as the wise guy, no one will notice, and listen to everyhting joe says
    cat: * choking to death from the tie, thinks: this bithc is gunna kill me*
    taylorL go!* tightends the tie* disobey me again and ur going to visit lucas! wud u like thatt kitty? a visit with lucas?
    cat*starts to walk*

  • jerseygirl

    NO, he wants me to touch his grapes!
    Jersey is just a cover, lol so delusional
    ——————
    Umm – did he say “Carolina, scream for me?”

    Nooooooooo!

    He’s talking to me girlfriend, sorry. I don’t think that boy will be wanting to get on the plane to visit you anymore. He’s chosen me. HaHaHaHa! ;)

  • Anonymous

    Feel his grapes. Good one!

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Just let it loose..
    That would be HELLA funny :)

  • Anonymous

    Uhm, yeah..that’s not Yvonne btw =]
    ——————-
    Umm, yeah it was.

  • Xiomy

    agree, we need shocking news!! Like.. a Jomilla secret wedding or Selena dating Perez Hilton or Debby Ryan making out with Jake T Austin haha I dont know :P
    ————————
    Lol i know! ahaha or something like Taylor and her cat out on date, although that probably would “shock” most people

    P.S. before people get upset, im Just kidding. I love Taylor’s music.(:

    lmao it wouldnt shock me
    I bet Taylor is secretly dating her cat

    COME AT ME TEENIES!!
    haha

  • Anonymous

    ewwwwwwwww who would want to feel them they are dry unused virgin grapes i rather touch someones who isnt a virgin

    ————–

    that makes no sense… dude… wtf. HAHAHAH.

  • Anonymous

    He looks like a lost little boy in that picture, a lonely little piece of fruit,
    in a really big bowl.

    &&&&

    I know. Our sweet, tanned, little lost grape boy. I love him and his little boy look in his grape costume.

  • anonymous

    I’M AMAZE HOW ALL THE JONAS POST LATELY ARE SO SEXUALS
    AND I DONT EVEN GONNA READ THE COMMS

  • DemiandMileyPones:)

    Hey Jersey, whats up? :)

  • Anonymous

    Misinterpreted not. I know who Yvonne is from when she used to come here a lot and I have seen her use the word ‘hate’ exactly for Joe in the past. Maybe not yesterday or today but six months or so ago, she did and I was seriously offended. Now, today, someone here said ‘hate’ Joe again and it’s really ridiculous that this person or people is ‘hating’ on Joe for his being phenomenal. They are terrible JB fans and I agree when they say the ‘hate’ on Joe they are going to get a backlash of people hating more on Kevin because of their comments. And don’t say it might have been a poser all tht time ago because when Yvonne was going off on Joe all those months ago, it was before the whole poser stuff took off here
    ————————-
    I remember and I agree with you.

  • meli

    Nick Jonas sucks


    You wish you sick bastard!

  • Anonymous

    i want to feel his grapes!!

  • XD

    me neither…as awesome as Joe may be…that’s just completely gross and perverted…

  • Anonymous

    OMG WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE BITCHES.
    seriously? go and get yourself a life instead on bitchin back and forth at each other like your life depended on it.

    god.
    ——————————————————–
    Says the person who’s commenting on this site RIGHT now.
    I suggest you go complain to someone who gives a fuck.

    ——————————————————–

    lmfao! you win.

  • Anonymous
  • DemiandMileyPones:)

    Don’t you think that teenies are great.?? lol.
    {note there was sarcasm in that sentence}

  • britney

    just wanna say… even with the grape get up and the green tights…he looks so freakin adorable.. i cant even stand it.. look at that wittle faaacceee. :)

  • Anonymous

    lol!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO@the name of this post! hahaha great OU…just great and the perverted comments start..NOW!!

  • jerseygirl

    Oh my god, I have no idea what anyone is talking about on this post anymore.

    Back on topic – Joe’s adorable.

  • DemiandMileyPones:)

    Please tell me you’re not that humqo or something person.
    Because that motherfucker is annoying.
    :/

  • Anonymous

    Are we all JB fans here? If so, then why must we fight, if anything we have to stick together, JB have enough haters… including the majority of the male population on this Earth, so come on people!!! All three of the guys are amazing in their own ways.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    lmao it wouldnt shock me
    I bet Taylor is secretly dating her cat

    COME AT ME TEENIES!!
    haha
    ————-
    Lmfao hahaha i know! who do you think cheered her up after her break up with Joe?? Of course it was her cat. She always talks about how the cat is so cute sleeping and how she makes these noises while she’s sleeping. Her cat probably talks lol

    “Joe will love you…all you gotta do is BELIEVE!!!”

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    NEVER! He wants me I’m his Sweet CarolinA Hahaha, he just did it because he doesn’t want to upset you bby ;)

  • Anonymous

    Lol. Nope, just bored.

  • Anonymous

    Ugh I’ve been trying to sign up for oceanUP and none of my confirmation e-mails are received on my Yahoo! mail accounts. :(

  • Anonymous

    id love to feel josephs grapes anyday. and his banana. and a little more than just feel them, too. :)

  • OHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Nick Jonas Sucks

    ====
    Yeah, your mom would know

  • jerseygirl

    Good evening girlfriend! How are ya?

  • Xiomy

    LMFAOOO
    that is such a pervert name hahaha

  • sexybeast

    dude can u imagine pics coming out of taylor and her cat holding hands across the dinner table or soemthing
    and the cat would be dressed in a nice tux with a fancy hat ahah
    i wouldnt be suprised, after all the guys reject her for being nuts
    shed turn to animals
    lol jk

  • Anonymous

    i wanna feel his grapes

  • trish

    as long as you girls are playing nice, that’s all that matters!! I play the cover too, nooooo problem, letcha know when I’m done, k!!!! lol!!!

  • Anonymous

    You’re the one who thought of it that way.

    So no. You’re the sick one my friend.
    Get over your hormones.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    seriously Yvonne i used to be okay with you because i admired your love for kevin and trying to get the hate off of him but now your just a hypocrite. i understand you want kevin to get alot of attention but honestly how the hell is hating on joe or on nick helping to prove your point that you shouldnt hate on Kevin or single any of them out? yes Kevin is incredible. and yes he is gorgeaous and talented. and yes SO AR NICK AND JOE. and no just because Kevin gets married and not alot of people talk about it doesnt mean its because joes dressing up in costumes. newsflash the engagement happened weeks before this costume happened. 2nd Kevin dressed up in costumes to so that madeno sense. 3rd Joes costumes arent that great.a dn he isnt doing it to distract people from kevins “thunder” hes doing it for his little brother nick whos been suffering alot latel from his diabetes and hes just being a good brother ALONG WTH KEVIN. so if your gonna call joe an asshole for helping out his brother with kevin who he loves then fine but say it to the mirror not to all of us on here who love them all. so unless you tone down the constant complaints of kevin or at least use some legit reasons no one is gonna care. and what you say only makes people want to hate kevin. which is ridiculous so your being counterproductive here. let it go please. JB [all of them] FTW
    —————————–
    OH my damn, meli i thought you were cool, but seriously lately you’ve made no sense AT ALL. It’s not even Yvonne. people are doing it on purpose to make her look bad. Get it through your head, Kevin, Joe, and Nick are all loved. Your comment is just kinda pointless.

  • http://oceanup.com yoyo ma

    ewwwwwwwww who would want to feel them they are dry unused virgin grapes i rather touch someones who isnt a virgin
    ——–
    you would rather touch someones who isn’t a virgin and get Genital Herpes….. nice ;)

  • stephers

    i’m with yah. i’ll feel his grapes happily as well. hahah <3

  • isaidit

    Nick Jonas sucks

    “““““
    oh yeah? Well Im going to murder your whole family bltch.

  • http://wasssgoooddd? Hello =]

    “Unless you mean I want to achieve kindness by fucking.”

    Wow..that’s exactly what I mean -.-

  • Anonymous

    maybe the fans give him the costumes?

  • Anonymous

    agree, we need shocking news!! Like.. a Jomilla secret wedding or Selena dating Perez Hilton or Debby Ryan making out with Jake T Austin haha I dont know :P
    ————————
    Lol i know! ahaha or something like Taylor and her cat out on date, although that probably would “shock” most people

    P.S. before people get upset, im Just kidding. I love Taylor’s music.(:

    lmao it wouldnt shock me
    I bet Taylor is secretly dating her cat

    COME AT ME TEENIES!!
    haha

    LMFAO Xiomy every comment Of Yours makes me laugh my ass Off

  • cat c

    i know just someone trying to get everybody to believe it’s yvonne.

    and cornpops i just feel icky thinking nick is hot. i’ll admit it’s crossed my mind but i still think its icky. i feel uncomfortable thinking about nick that way. ask me again on sept 16, 2010 and my answer will probably change. lmao

  • cat c

    lmao

  • Anonymous

    Okay guys PLEASE don’t bitch at me for saying this, but somehow I feel Joe and Demi had something going on, I know is not way too possible, I don’t even like “Jemi” but Idk seems like they had something between each other, have you guys ever listened to Remember december? Well last December demi&joe spent time together, Demi actually spent Christmas and New Year with the Jonas boys, I was at the Dick clarks new year rockin eve and Demi and Joe had SOMETHING, i swear they were constantly staring at each other and they hugged lots of times and it was not the same with Nick and kev, well I think that song is about him, she talks about getting through PRESSURE, and that couple has pressure, I mean they were like “bro&sis” and the fan girls, the age, then If you didn’t notice Demi and Jb stopped hanging out for like a while then Demi was all friends with Taylor Miley and Selena, after that they got close on the South America tour again, but I think they like had something, for real, while filming Camp Rock and in DECEMBER, by that time was when Jonas bros got caught watching Jemi videos on Youtube and when Joe, commented about Demi’s new song and said that she was Special, I’m not saying jemi is real but that there is or was at least more than a friendship, yes, plus demi once commented on her Twitter, they lyrics to Shelf with a heart, pretty similar to one of her lyrics from Got dynamite, I’m just saying :)
    Does anyone agree?

  • Anonymous

    who dont want to feel the grapes of joe??
    oh my god, he is HOT!!

  • Anonymous

    i would of passed as well on that one,
    good choice jordin :)

    who wants to feel some virgin’s tiny balls

    ______

    sorry, but there are PLENTY of pix floating around to disprove that ‘tiny’ comment my friend.

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    What? Unused?, First time I hear that word, EVER and dirty? Lmfao, you iwsh you could take a ride on Joe’s disco stick!

  • JBCanada

    BAHAHAHHAHAHA everyone wants to feel his grapes ;)

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    probably the only girl in the world who doesnt want to..lol

  • mandii

    hun id be like hell ya and go and feel the the grape closets…to the “grapes” IF YA NAH WHAT IM SAYING! id take the grapes and just roll it around in my hand…and just feel em up! maybe ill even put one in my mouth. thats what grapes r for arent they?! lmfao

  • Anonymous

    I’ll feel his grapes!… Wait that sounded weird.

  • jerseygirl

    You’re so delusional.

    I’m still the one he wants to make scream. He just wants to touch your hands. “Hands. Touching hands; reaching out……..” LOL.

    When is your concert again?

  • kimmy4

    no jordin you dont want to feel his grapes
    you want his oranges

  • trish

    that crap would be my freakin ringtone!!!!! “TRISH,SCREAM FOR ME BABBYYY!!!”

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Hahahaha we sound like creepers!

  • stephers

    i’m absolutely with the first poster.
    i would happily feel his grapes as well.
    fersure.

    perverts, ftw.

  • Anonymous

    Haha. I think you read her sentence wrong.
    But I agree with you. I’m not one of those girls that fantasizes about having sex with them. I respect them too much for that.

    I’d much rather go gocart racing with Joe than feel him up. But baby that’s just me.

    Maybe I’m just more mature than most of the girls on here.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!! has anyone ever told u that ur hilarious?!?! lmao that picture in my head cracked me up!

  • Kelseaaaaaa

    I want to SUCK on those grapes :)

  • Melissa =)

    Nick Jonas sucks

    “““““
    oh yeah? Well Im going to murder your whole family bltch.

    ———–

    well thats kinda creepy…

  • Anonymous

    Nick Jonas Sucks

    ===========

    Miley would know

  • kimmy4

    lmao

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Yeah the GOOD one ;)
    I’m going to be so close :)
    Yay! I can’t wait, did I tell you that I’ll be going to NJ next week?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Agreed. The whole Nick fan V. joe fan V. Kevin fan is mind boggling to me. The day one of them leaves the group, i’ll be laughing at all the haters who only liked a specific member. Without Kevin, joe, and Nick together, there wouldnt be the Jonas Brothers.

  • mjfan

    dude that made me laugh like ass!! haah

  • jerseygirl

    LOL. It’s all good. Carolina and I go way back. We have an “arrangement” to share Joe. And east coast/west coast thing.

    But now that he’s buying a house in NJ, I don’t think he’ll be spending much time in Calif. anymore.

    Sucks for you Carolina.

  • Anonymous

    I WANT THAT AND MORE!!!!

  • Anonymous

    A to the MEN

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Yeah he wants you to scream, he wants me to LOVE him, big difference hunny, lol.
    Btw my Concert is in August 8th Can’t wait! :)

  • Anonymous

    u all know u probably dont have a chance with this guy right? lmao no offense but i find it funny your all discusing “touching his grapes” when some of you have never even met the guy in person lol

  • http://www.twitter.com/IfUSeekSang Sang

    I’d love to grabs Joe’s grapes and BANANAS! :D

    Bet it’s HUGE.

  • http://selenagomez.fr/Photos/displayimage.php?pid=509&fullsize=1

    Lmao Selena is digging a wedgie out


    ROFL

  • sexybeast

    ahah cant argue with ya there, joe is on fine peice of speciman
    god bless his parents! if i ever saw them in person if kiss their feet and thank them for creating a perfect son!

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO

    i’d feel joe’s grapes anyday?

  • Anonymous

    Let’s Rearrange, I Wish You Were A Stranger I Could Disengage
    I’m not shallow.
    Or stubborn.
    I’m not afraid to spend the rest of my life without a life-companion, a soul-mate or whatever you call it these days. Sure, being in love sounds nice, good on you. But it’s not for me.
    If there’s anyone to blame, it’s not him.
    I can do it.

    And the word you’re looking for is…
    Numb.
    Burned.
    Apathetic.
    Invisible, ’cause that’s who I am to you.

    “Count your blessings.”
    I’m counting.

  • jerseygirl

    I should download it to my Ipod. :D

  • meli

    omg that made me laugh so hard though.

  • Woww…

    Wow oceanup can’t you ever get your own stories?
    You totally jacked this from JustJaredJr.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    lmfao i love you! you’re hilarious!

  • Anonymous

    lmao it wouldnt shock me
    I bet Taylor is secretly dating her cat

    COME AT ME TEENIES!!
    haha
    ————-
    Lmfao hahaha i know! who do you think cheered her up after her break up with Joe?? Of course it was her cat. She always talks about how the cat is so cute sleeping and how she makes these noises while she’s sleeping. Her cat probably talks lol

    “Joe will love you…all you gotta do is BELIEVE!!!”

    hahahahaha lmfao!!

    “Believe, and try to kill whoever who is dating him!”
    But RIGHT after the breakup, it deff was Miley.
    Then Demi and Selena
    and then she just stayed with Selena

    SELENA TAYLOR AND HER CAT HAD A THREESOME! [or however you spell that word lol sorry I dont speack english]

    who knows.. maybe.. hahaha

  • Anonymous

    I FUCKING LOVE NICK AND JOE!!!!!!!!!

    THEY ARE SO TALENTED AND CUTE!!!!!!!!
    user-pic

  • Anonymous

    LMAO!

  • jerseygirl

    Honey, if he’s got me screaming, it means there’s a WHOLE lot of loving going on. ;)

    Are you going to the LA show?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO!! hahaha you’re hilarious! Lol hahaha the Lucas visit thing got me

  • Mariel

    I wouldn’t mind feeling his grapes at all

  • kimmy4

    dont ruin their fun
    we know hes your man camillia

  • sexybeast

    oh come on
    like if u saw him up close ur telling me u wouldnt, well ” touch his grapes” lol
    and iknow joe will never lvoe me but its fun to joke around bout it
    and ill finaly see him again inauguest @ my jb concert
    im preparing to propose!! lol just kidding im not delusional

  • cat c

    i kind of do. i think maybe demi might still like him a little still even. she didnt exactly deny it in her chat and then the next day she tweeted never gonna happen, which could’ve been to cover up for what was said at the chat. maybe im overanalyzing it, but i think it’s possible.

  • Anonymous

    Ah. Another mom joke.
    Does everyone on here just so happen to know my mother?

    No. You’re not cool.
    Only a twelve year old like yourself would think of a woman over forty sucking a sixteen year old’s dick.

    But hey, if you’re that sick minded in the head.
    Your life. Run with it.

  • Xiomy

    I want to drink wine from Joe’s grapes if you know what I mean ;)

    hajkjk

  • Jenny

    haha jordin didnt wanna fell his grapes haha i would feel joe’s frapes who wouldnt?? lol

  • did she really just say that?

    no she wouldnt yeah we know she sucks alot of dick but i think nick has a little more respect than that. he knows what herpes can do to him.

  • cat c

    we’re just having fun. of course we know we’re not really ever gonna do these things with any of them nothing wrong with a little wishful thinking though, right? (:

  • http://oceanup.com yoyo ma

    lmao they never said they did. people like to joke around on here lol :)

  • Anonymous

    I want to suck Joe’s dick!

  • Anonymous

    FOLLOW @RoadDogsUK please!!

  • MRS JOE JONAS

    ‘Hey, go feel his grapes!’ hahahahaha i totaly bursted out from laughter when i read that line it just sounds soo wrong yet soo right :):) .. i love you Joe <3

  • HELL0 .

    you people are really weird..
    but very funny ;)

  • Anonymous

    Hahahhaha at the title.

    I wouldn’t want to feel his grapes either Jordin.
    I’d rather have a frolick int he fields with him. Int his costume. On Tuesday, in the rain. While singing Three’s company.

  • sexybeast

    i try, lol thanks!

  • jerseygirl

    Lighten up Francis.

    (ok, who knows what movie that line is from?)

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO.
    Joe is so hot.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO hahaha how old are you? Respectively asking if you dont mind. Im 16 so i guess that’s why i dont find it icky hahaha (:

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Yeah well I think my parents are considering moving to the East Coast.. SUCK IT, jealous bitch.
    Hahahaha, I’m just kidding he loves you too just not as much as he loves me duhh.

  • kimmy4

    well i am! i bought this nice ring pop to propose to nick with
    it was so expensive bout $1

  • Anonymous

    lmao awesome

  • Anonymous

    ahaha…i remember seeing him come out like this in Boston. i just kept saying to myself, “Is he really dressed as grapes?” haha. i laff him! <3

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Lmao it is very creppy.But I lol’d.

  • Anonymous

    Oh really?

    I’d like to see you find me through this virtual wall of immaturity.

    Lmao. Damn. I just said he sucked. Didn’t know that was a trigger to want to kill my family.

  • Anonymous

    i want to feel his banana

  • Anonymous

    Way to leave Kevin out…

  • Anonymous

    True.. But be prepared Nick wants to go to NW and that will be at least a 2 yr commitment AT LEAST! I say Miley follows afterwards but not for school.

  • Anonymous

    Nick Jonas Sucks

    ===========

    Miley would know

    =====

    STFU. God, Crazy ass niley fans.
    This is a JOE POST.
    GTFO. niley =FAIL.

    i wanna grap joe’s grapesss ;)

  • kimmy4

    Stripes?

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    You’re one naughty girl, but I bet he didn’t tell you his screts yet ;)

    Yeah I’m going to the LA show since they decided to abandon San Diego and just not give any concert there :( But It doesn’t hurt me to travel, I guess.

    I love how we jump from one thing to another!

  • Courtney

    I love JB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :)
    Courtney.

  • Anonymous

    did anyone know that it’s tim’s birthday today? lol happy birthday tim…

  • Anonymous

    I know I know!!
    Demi was “single” by December but she spent the whole month with the Jb, they were together at the Radio disney take over and then Christmas and New Year, and yes they stopped being so close after that, I recall demi saying they only did hang out for work, but she had said before they were LEGIT bff’s and during the south america tour she said they were her bff’s once again, I think they did hook up by december last year and I also think demi is fucking in love with Joe, yeah BASH ME ALL YOU WANT but I just see that, remember the interview where she said she was all in love with a guy that didn’t like her back and it took her one year to get over him, then she said “I was just seeing him dating ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS and i said to myself I’m not good enough” I think she was talking about him.
    Yeah Joe and Demi have something or at least they used to.

  • Anonymous

    haha that was the best costume hes worn !!! haha he started this costummee thing in bostoonn they shuld of done it at the beging of their tour tooo

  • meli

    how did that make no sense? 1st i didnt know it wasnt yvonne. 2nd that all made sense. i just basically said all of them are equally important. why was that so difficult to understand?

  • http://youtube.com/bree1018 breanna

    yea, i would like to see u try

  • Hannah

    I wana feel Joe’s grapes!! Lol

  • Anonymous

    hhaa samee herrrreeeeee (;

  • jerseygirl

    Honestly, I do believe there is enough of Joe to go around for the both of us. That boy is just walking sex times 100.

    But seriously, I love the idea of them possibly moving back to NJ. I hope it’s true.

  • anonymous

    Tim is a pervert.

  • kimmy4

    happy birthday tim! you spent so many years as an asshole jk
    but i think its the girl who runs oceans twitter bday not tims

  • jerseygirl

    Ding.Ding.Ding! We have a winner!

    Love that movie!

  • Anonymous

    I loooove how hes so adorable, pure & still uses his perverted comments
    He doesnt seem like the type of guy who would
    BUUT it makes me want him even more :)
    HAHA

  • Melissa =)

    i love kevin joe AND nick.

    am i the only one…

  • trish

    that’s cuz we are girl, that’s cuz we are,lol!!!

  • Anonymous

    Nick Jonas sucks.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Oh wow so you understand what she’s saying? Can you please explain it to me because all i read was bullshit and fragments which didnt make sense?

  • Anonymous

    ill feel his grapes<3
    omg. i love him so much.

  • Xiomy

    lmao it wouldnt shock me
    I bet Taylor is secretly dating her cat

    COME AT ME TEENIES!!
    haha
    ————-
    Lmfao hahaha i know! who do you think cheered her up after her break up with Joe?? Of course it was her cat. She always talks about how the cat is so cute sleeping and how she makes these noises while she’s sleeping. Her cat probably talks lol

    “Joe will love you…all you gotta do is BELIEVE!!!”

    hahahahaha lmfao!!

    “Believe, and try to kill whoever who is dating him!”
    But RIGHT after the breakup, it deff was Miley.
    Then Demi and Selena
    and then she just stayed with Selena

    SELENA TAYLOR AND HER CAT HAD A THREESOME! [or however you spell that word lol sorry I dont speack english]

    who knows.. maybe.. hahaha

    lol sorry it was me, I forgot to write my name -.-

  • OMFG.

    This is what I don’t get.
    She won’t feel or touch Joe’s grapes.
    But his face is okayy.
    She knows she wanna touch & feel his grapes lmfao :D

    I’d touch Joe’s grape anyday ;]

  • Anonymous

    Nick Jonas sucks

    “““““
    oh yeah? Well Im going to murder your whole family bltch. ——– Ok, do you NOW see why Miley * Nick won’t go Public?? lol Big Rob couldn’t fight off all the tweens! lol

  • Xiomy

    Haha. I think you read her sentence wrong.
    But I agree with you. I’m not one of those girls that fantasizes about having sex with them. I respect them too much for that.

    I’d much rather go gocart racing with Joe than feel him up. But baby that’s just me.

    Maybe I’m just more mature than most of the girls on here.

    dude chill, we’re just having fun
    of course no one here wants to have sex with a JoBro, at least not me
    it’s called kidding you know?

  • http://wasssgoooddd? Candy Candy Candy xD

    No, its kinda funny ahaha

  • jerseygirl

    We’re JB fans. We can multi-task and talk about 30 things at once.

    How are your seats?

  • kimmy4

    LizJonasHQJoe wearing alien hat on his head and put a light up green ring on nicks head

    oh thats our joe

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO. Oceanup, you had to make the title all “pervy.”
    Ahahah. I would touch Joe’s grapes.

  • meli

    You’re the one who thought of it that way.

    So no. You’re the sick one my friend.
    Get over your hormones.

    ==========
    it was a joke my god loosen up
    and idk why you had to feel
    the need to say Nick sucks.. but okay whatever

  • trish

    well it sounds like it is time to make room for me, except sit down for this part,,,, easssttt coooaaasstt toooo!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I still have yet to see an unpredictable perverted comment..

  • http://twitter.com/mileyluver15 mileyluver15

    ummmm thats soo grooss i love jordin sprarks!

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Haha I wonder what she would do if you said something.Lol

    & btw Nick dosen’t suck

  • Jessica

    hahaha i think everyone wants to feel his banana ;)

  • Xiomy

    did anyone know that it’s tim’s birthday today? lol happy birthday tim…

    it is?
    Yeah, I saw Liz from JHQ said happy birthday to him on twitter
    anyway, who cares?!
    its Tim Ocean, the motherfucker who always make up rumors to see all the teenies fight on posts haha

    Happy Birdthay Tim

  • Anonymous

    I really hate Joe seriously he always wants to be the center of attetion. Nobody ever pays that much attention to his brothers. When Kevin got married i thought people were going to talk about it for weeks and than the next day Joe did something and all the attention was back on him.

  • jerseygirl

    GET OUT! ;)

    When Joseph is on the east coast, he’s all mine. You need to move to the middle of the country. He’ll make a pit stop with you on his way out to see Carolina.

  • Anonymous

    Its a quote from a book. Miley reads alot. All kinds of books. Could be a reference to Ronnie,. Ronnie is deep and dark..

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Well Joe’s sexiness is something EVERYONE agrees with.

  • Lo

    LMFAO!!
    tim named this post that on purpose hahaha
    he knew we’d love it.
    god i love this post haha

  • http://wasssgoooddd? Candy Candy Candy xD

    No we’re not :) aahah just kidding..

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    lmao it wouldnt shock me
    I bet Taylor is secretly dating her cat

    COME AT ME TEENIES!!
    haha
    ————-
    Lmfao hahaha i know! who do you think cheered her up after her break up with Joe?? Of course it was her cat. She always talks about how the cat is so cute sleeping and how she makes these noises while she’s sleeping. Her cat probably talks lol

    “Joe will love you…all you gotta do is BELIEVE!!!”

    hahahahaha lmfao!!

    “Believe, and try to kill whoever who is dating him!”
    But RIGHT after the breakup, it deff was Miley.
    Then Demi and Selena
    and then she just stayed with Selena

    SELENA TAYLOR AND HER CAT HAD A THREESOME! [or however you spell that word lol sorry I dont speack english]

    who knows.. maybe.. hahaha

    lol sorry it was me, I forgot to write my name -.-

    ————————–
    lmao hahaha i know right! ahh i love taylor’s music, but her personality makes it so easy for people to make fun of her. Watch her cat break up with her in a 27 second phone call… two words: Dead Cat o.0

  • Anonymous

    who da fuck was talking about her

  • Anonymous

    Miley Cyrus: “Let’s rearrange. I wish you were a stranger I could disengage.”

  • Casey

    I love the idea of JEMI but according to them, it’s never going to happen.

    Oh well. I had hopes. xD

    Anyways, I about LOL’d at every comment on this post.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Oh idk your sentences looked all jumbled up. Tbh i scanned real quick so it’s probably my fault. I just didnt know what your point in writing that long comment was for. I just saw “Blahh Blah stop defending Kevin blahh Joe and costumes blahh” and yeah lol my bad..I just didnt get why every one was attacking that person as if she was Yvonne.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Naw i agree! Im pretty sure they still have something and I think stop the world is about them…look at the lyrics and her thank you’s. She talks about how the whole Romeo and Juliet thing came into play and something blocked them from dating *vough* i think their ages and plus his management probably wanted him to date Cmailla ya know? Im sure they’ll date in the future though

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Your mom’s dick (:

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Haha. I think you read her sentence wrong.
    But I agree with you. I’m not one of those girls that fantasizes about having sex with them. I respect them too much for that.

    I’d much rather go gocart racing with Joe than feel him up. But baby that’s just me.

    Maybe I’m just more mature than most of the girls on here.

    dude chill, we’re just having fun
    of course no one here wants to have sex with a JoBro, at least not me
    it’s called kidding you know?
    ——-
    Exactly I don’t think anyone takes this sexual comments seriosly. Hope not realisticly no one on this post will ever have the oppurtunity to have sex with them.sooo..But I must admit those porn stories are creepy as fuck.

  • Anonymous

    Was Nick a banana?
    Because if so id suck on the banana while feeling those grapes :)

  • Anonymous

    guys selena gomez’ official myspace
    myspace.com/selenamariegomez909
    is friends with like miley demi jonas brothers official myspace and then she is friends with myspace.com/official_nickj_jonas and if you go to his myspace it says “Official Nick Jonas I gave you that ring for a reason, the reason is that i wanna be with u ONLY, forever…hopefully that’ll bring us somehere in our future.”
    hmmm

  • jerseygirl

    Happy Birthday Tim – master of the universe. :)

  • Anonymous

    what are you talking about? she gave good reasons on
    how Yvonne shouldn’t be singleing out kevin
    she was just explaining that Kevin does have alot of
    fans and he is loved. and her screaming at people
    for not worshiping kevin is only making it worse

  • Xiomy

    Nick Jonas sucks

    “““““
    oh yeah? Well Im going to murder your whole family bltch. ——– Ok, do you NOW see why Miley * Nick won’t go Public?? lol Big Rob couldn’t fight off all the tweens! lol

    imagine if nick and miley got married this young…their wedding would be HELL.
    *miley begins to walk down the aisle*
    nick: wow, she looks beautiful.
    joe: yeah, she does.
    kevin: why are you getting married before me again?
    nick: im competetive, remember?
    kevin: oh, right.
    preist: *says all the wedding stuff* if anyone objects, please say so now.
    random teenie: I OBJECT.
    miley: what.
    nick: the.
    kevin: gun!
    joe: fu-what?
    kevin: THE TEENIE HAS A GUN.
    teenie: *demon-exorsist voice* I WILL KILL YOU ALL IF NICK AND MILEY GET MARRIED.
    joe: seriously? i thought we had security around here?!
    nick: we did…
    teenie: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
    kevin: okay, you are SUCH a liar.
    joe: yeah, youre probably one of those posers that go on oceanup.
    miley: oh my god, she probably is! have you ever seen that “dash” person?
    nick: yeah, he’s sooooo fake.
    joe: duh, only teenies believe that.
    teenie: HE IS NOT FAKE!!!
    miley: point proven.
    teenie: I AM NOT. A. TEENIE! *shoots random person*
    joe: angry teenie.
    teenie: I REALLY DID KILL ALL THE SECURITY!
    kevin: one teenie cant kill 100 security guards.
    joe: POSER!
    teenie: oh, kevin. THATS where youre wrong. it’s not only ONE teenie…
    joe: fuck.
    nick: no way.
    miley: im going to die.
    selena: why am i here again?
    teenie: ITS 492752720734209673294062304762767293676206732049867320496732469730697423069327967239467230967230967 TEENIES!
    *teenies emerge from the shadows with javelins & popstar magazines*
    random teenie: niiiick the quiz in popstar says I AM SUPPOSED TO MARRY YOU! *begins to beat miley with a javelin*
    miley: OH MY GOD! NICK, HELP ME!
    *teenies attack miley*
    nick: sorry, baby. those teenies are pretty scary.
    joe: TEENIES, TEENIES! answer this question: who is your leader???
    teenie: OMJ JOE JUST LOOKED AT ME!
    teenie: BITCH HE WAS LOOKING AT ME!
    joe: im getting nowhere with this.
    *taylor swift comes out from behind the bushes with a dark cloak on*
    taylor: i am their leader.
    *teenies all bow down simultaniously and begins to seize/foam*
    joe: NO.
    kevin: hahahahahahahahaha she IS crazy! i knew the oceanuppers were right!
    joe: taylor, please, take the teenies away and let nick and miley be happy.
    taylor: on one condition, joe.
    joe: sure.
    taylor: you must come back to the basement and let me rape you while listening to “forever and always” ALL DAY. EVERY DAY. FOR A YEAR.
    joe: NO! please, not again!
    taylor: maybe you shouldnt have broken up with me, JOE!
    joe: *in tears* NOOOO!
    taylor: *grabs joe and throws him in a bag* c’mon teenies. our mission is complete.
    *teenies stop seizing and march off singing “you belong with me”*
    kevin, nick, & miley: wow.
    priest: what the fuck was that all about?!
    – credit to allison

    sorry for bringin Niley up on a Joe post :)

  • Anonymous

    6:52 PM | Reply I know I know!!
    Demi was “single” by December but she spent the whole month with the Jb, they were together at the Radio disney take over and then Christmas and New Year, and yes they stopped being so close after that, I recall demi saying they only did hang out for work, but she had said before they were LEGIT bff’s and during the south america tour she said they were her bff’s once again, I think they did hook up by december last year and I also think demi is fucking in love with Joe, yeah BASH ME ALL YOU WANT but I just see that, remember the interview where she said she was all in love with a guy that didn’t like her back and it took her one year to get over him, then she said “I was just seeing him dating ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS and i said to myself I’m not good enough” I think she was talking about him.
    Yeah Joe and Demi have something or at least they used to.

    ——————-

    I completely agree!!! I think Demi was WAY INTO Joe, and he simply didn’t reciporate her feelings. I think she liked him way more than he ever liked her.

  • Anonymous

    I would gladly feel his grapes; the girl is crazy for not wanting to.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Huh? I think you responded to the wrong person lol (:

  • Xiomy

    Nick Jonas sucks

    your mother sucks

  • jerseygirl

    His face looks so adorable peeking out from those grapes leaves.

    And yeah, I’d feel them; peel them; and juice them dry. :)

  • Anonymous

    Haha, I know. And I’m not saying having sex with them wouldn’t be a BAD thing. And I admit I joke about it too, I just don’t take it to the extreme.

    But it’s cool if other people have their fantasies. No problem with me. Just..not me.

    ;)

  • http://wasssgoooddd? Hello =]

    ahaha really?

    No he doesn’t & you know it ;)

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Yeah i kinda figured that’s what she meant now. My bad.

  • Anonymous

    so i read the title and cracked up.
    ahhh, tim.

  • Anonymous

    she wasnt talking about miley
    but even in a joe post we cant talk about him

  • Anonymous

    Awww, look at that sweet adorable grape face and those big wide eyes. I’d touch Joe’s grapes anyday! He’s irresitible to me. And so purple…I love Joe’s purple grapes.

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Of course, Joe belongs to the ladys in general!
    Lol, but anyway if they’re really moving to NJ that scares me :( Cause maybe the breakup rumors are true.

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    I bet Jordin wants to feel other kind of grapes :/
    I really want to feel Joey’s grapes though, lol!
    I love my bb :)

  • read this now.

    so i have a question.
    don’t think i’m stupid or anything but..
    is the owner of this site really named tim oceanup?

  • U G0T N0THIN 0N MEExD

    hmm .interesting ?
    :l

  • meli

    no it’s just that like i thought that was Yvonne because theres someone named Yvonne whos been bitching all day about how its joes fault that kevin isnt getting any love and crazp like that so now i just kind of went into a rant explaining why shes being ridiculous.

  • sexybeast

    good thing cats cant use phones lol
    do u ever think the cat has ever tried to get away but coulndt, better yet, do u ever think it has been taken to her cult(basement) ?

  • Tammy

    Am I the only one that’s not perverted..? Ahaha.

  • Anonymous

    Haha. Random moment I guess.

  • ThatKaylaChick

    I agree!
    Dude just after december like in january or february, when she got asked about dating a jobro she said “That would be digusting” and back in october while the BU tour she said, “Anything can happen though we’re very good friends so it would be weird” and then last month she said “Whatever happens happens” in her live chat then denyed it in her twitter, and just GO to tweetdeleted.com or sth like that and you’ll see demi’s tweet that she then deleted saying “I just found out Joe Jonas is HOT>3″
    I can see them together or at least “going out”
    Plus, “I can see a separation coming on cause you know that you want to be moving on” aka Camilla comes to the picture.

  • Anonymous

    This was the night they had the dance off with skank girl! With Nick saying No I;m good get moving along! lol

  • Xiomy

    Haha. I think you read her sentence wrong.
    But I agree with you. I’m not one of those girls that fantasizes about having sex with them. I respect them too much for that.

    I’d much rather go gocart racing with Joe than feel him up. But baby that’s just me.

    Maybe I’m just more mature than most of the girls on here.

    dude chill, we’re just having fun
    of course no one here wants to have sex with a JoBro, at least not me
    it’s called kidding you know?
    ——-
    Exactly I don’t think anyone takes this sexual comments seriosly. Hope not realisticly no one on this post will ever have the oppurtunity to have sex with them.sooo..But I must admit those porn stories are creepy as fuck.

    lmao I agree
    I hate porn stories, that shit gross me out

  • anonymous

    Miley Cyrus: “Let’s rearrange. I wish you were a stranger I could disengage.”

    ———-
    Love that song!

  • Anonymous

    lol, I know right?
    God forbid.

    And, that’s your opinion.
    Not mine.

  • Anonymous

    This post isn’t about Kevin it’s about JOE, so therefore the comments naturally are about none other than JOE. But trust me, things will go off topic as soon.

  • Anonymous

    wow no one cares. Niley = FAIL.
    this is a joe post please leave all Miley crap out

  • http://wasssgoooddd? ilove’em

    You’re so annoying & ugly, fuck you bitch..cos omek ya metnakkkkaaa a777aa 555555 COS OMEK..

    Now get the fuck out =] please & thank you

  • Anonymous

    Umm guys speak for yourself I do want to have sex with them, three they are just so fucking smoking HOT!
    Sorry I just get jobrorgasms once in a while :)

  • U G0T N0THIN 0N MEExD

    so i have a question.
    don’t think i’m stupid or anything but..
    is the owner of this site really named tim oceanup?

    ———–
    Lol .. I always have wondered that too xD

  • Anonymous

    Joe likes attention, yes, but it’s not his fault that Kevin is less popular. Joe is Joe, no one can change that and I’m glad he dresses up, it’s amazing… Kevin dressed up a few times too, and it got him some attention as well.

    Joe, ftw. :)

  • Melissa =)

    the kevin hate is really stupid. i love all of them,

    but when people bring kevin up in a post thats not
    about him and say “why isnt there a post about kevin?”,
    its annoying.

    there isnt a post about him because there isnt news
    about him.

    bringing him up all the time isnt going to make people
    like him. (i wish it would but its not.)

  • Anonymous

    I really hate Joe seriously he always wants to be the center of attetion. Nobody ever pays that much attention to his brothers. When Kevin got married i thought people were going to talk about it for weeks and than the next day Joe did something and all the attention was back on him.

    ———

    Yvonne. Shut Up.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMFAO i love allison. She is freaking hilarious. That story never gets old.

  • Anonymous

    Joe just likes to make people laugh and feel more comfortable. There’s NOTHING wrong with that.

    Kevin’s engagement is still being talked about all over the place. Just because not every post on this particular website is about it..doesn’t mean the rest of the world isn’t happy and talking about it as well.

    And learn grammar please.

  • sexybeast

    lol id find 1 for .99 cents! haha dude, thats probally how much camilla belles ring would cost if joe ever prospsed jayjay haha
    i wonder is she comes on oceanup aswell?

  • ThatKaylaChick

    I agree!
    Dude just after december like in january or february, when she got asked about dating a jobro she said “That would be digusting” and back in october while the BU tour she said, “Anything can happen though we’re very good friends so it would be weird” and then last month she said “Whatever happens happens” in her live chat then denyed it in her twitter, and just GO to tweetdeleted.com or sth like that and you’ll see demi’s tweet that she then deleted saying “I just found out Joe Jonas is HOT>3″
    I can see them together or at least “going out”
    Plus, “I can see a separation coming on cause you know that you want to be moving on” aka Camilla comes to
    picture.

  • Anonymous

    Nope. I’m not either. Haha.

    Use to be. Then learned they’re just regular guys.

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Oh Of course :)
    8th row seats behing the cat walk :)

  • cat c

    im 21 def too old to be thinking about nick that way.

    and whoever said am i the only one who loves all three. no you’re not the only one i love all three just in different ways. im still crushing on kevin (dani don’t kill me) I think joe is a hottie and would be fun to hang out with. i admire nick for his musical talent and his courage with dealing with diabetes.

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    I’d appretiate If you didn’t bring her up, it’s a JOE post, love Miles but just go talk about her in her Dark knight post please :)
    Here the topic is SEX WITH THE JONAI, stay on topic or go ;)

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Yeah you can have your opinion.I’m not gonna attack you for it.

  • Anonymous

    I want to drink wine from Joe’s grapes if you know what I mean ;)

    hajkjk

    ———

    LMFAO!
    i want too

  • kimmy4

    i nearly had an asthma attack from laughing

  • jerseygirl

    Why do you think that? I’m not expecting them to record another CD next year – so that’s not a shock. They’ll still have to be in LA for some time to shoot the second season of JONAS. I just think next year will be alot less crazy and maybe they just want to be back in their old neighborhood around friends while they’re taking it easy.

    Gotta say – I LOVE the idea of the possibility of seeing Joe strolling through the Village. He looked very comfortable.

  • Xiomy

    I will corrumpt you MUAHAHAHAHAH

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/29188068@N04/2860553153/

    jk:P

  • cat c

    dead cat that’s hilarious. has anyone been to a t swift show? is it really true she has a joe look-a-like? if so she is seriously messed up and obviously not over joe. i’d feel sorry for her if it wasnt for the fact that joe got a lot of shit because of her.

  • Anonymous

    TEAM HILARIO hahahahhahahhah the video is my absolutely favorite. great job girls :D

  • meli

    lmao cazy bastard. i love this kid!
    they’re all magnifacent people

  • Anonymous

    sorry for bringin Niley up on a Joe post :)
    ————————
    Then why the fuck did you?

    Take your Niley shit to a Miley post.

  • Anonymous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFZXmZNndtg
    TEAM HILARIOOOOOOOOOO REUNION

  • http://wasssgoooddd? Hello =]

    Tim is a pervert seriously..ahahh

  • trish

    well then I guess they better step it up a notch… he doesn’t even have to try and he steals the thunder…
    (sorry, I know you have the right to your opinion)I just love Joe, all of them of course , but you know what I mean.

  • Anonymous

    -Dirty thoughts- Lol

  • Anonymous

    and this is why little girls shouldnt use the internet

  • jerseygirl

    I’d rather have a frolick int he fields with him. Int his costume. On Tuesday, in the rain. While singing Three’s company.
    ——————
    LMAO!

  • Melissa =)

    people need to stop posting miley tweets in every
    post.

    if people want to read them then they would go on
    twitter.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO where do people come up with this stuff? Joe has always been crazy!! Im sure he wasnt sitting in his room thinking “Oh my hell, Kevin just got engaged…I gotta top that…camilla im coming to see you for yogurt!” Lol please people and their theories these days.

  • Anonymous

    I remember a girl that brought a HUGE sign that said

    JOE FOAM ME WITH YOUR WHITE SPRAY!
    And they kept staring it and laughed, lol just thought I’d share that with you guys.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    I agree!
    Dude just after december like in january or february, when she got asked about dating a jobro she said “That would be digusting” and back in october while the BU tour she said, “Anything can happen though we’re very good friends so it would be weird” and then last month she said “Whatever happens happens” in her live chat then denyed it in her twitter, and just GO to tweetdeleted.com or sth like that and you’ll see demi’s tweet that she then deleted saying “I just found out Joe Jonas is HOT>3″
    I can see them together or at least “going out”
    Plus, “I can see a separation coming on cause you know that you want to be moving on” aka Camilla comes to
    picture.

  • Anonymous

    lmao!! that was freakin hilarious!! hahhaha

  • Anonymous

    I really hate Joe seriously he always wants to be the center of attetion. Nobody ever pays that much attention to his brothers. When Kevin got married i thought people were going to talk about it for weeks and than the next day Joe did something and all the attention was back on him.

    ———

    Yvonne. Shut Up
    ————————–
    Bahahahaha! Were you in the last Jonas post?

  • http://wasssgoooddd? x]

    I WOULD LOVE TO FUCK A JONAS BROTHER *-*

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL im pretty sure both has happened.

    “Oh where are you kitty kins? It’s meal time…”
    Cat’s thoughts:Oh shit, this is my chance..I cant take it anymore. First she forces me to listen to her songs then she makes me dress up and go out to dinner with her and then she talks to me nonstop every day! Idk how Joe lived with her….
    “There you are kitty, now now come down to the basement…Lucas Till misses you”
    Cat:Well there goes my nine lives :I

  • Anonymous

    Hm. My mom doesn’t have a dick.
    Maybe you didn’t get the memo that females don’t have male genitailia. Or your just too young to know the difference.

    Funny.

  • Anonymous

    Very stupid for you to hate Joe because he has an awesome personality that gains attention and adoration from millions.

    So you are going to hate Joe because people love him and not enough people are interested in what Kevin does — sounds like SOUR GRAPES to me. Bet Kevin would love you ‘hating’ (your words) his brother. Pathetic.

  • hey yall

    I like bacin on a hot sunday morning .
    with butt

    yumm
    i like cat fish
    i like chicken noodle soup wit a soda on daa side
    sounds tastay
    i live burritos
    but i hate tortias , beans , rice , and chicken
    i like apples so good
    i like poo to
    with sasuage and bacon
    but i hate bacon so dont feed me that

  • Anonymous

    lmaooo.

    He does NOT look like a sex machine in that picture.
    He looks like someone just crapped on the stage.

  • sexybeast

    damn, joe looks sexy in that pic!!
    the things i would do to that boy, LMAO!

  • jerseygirl

    people need to stop posting miley tweets in every
    post.

    if people want to read them then they would go on
    twitter.
    ————————–
    Or give it an hour, and Tim will make a post about them here.

  • jerseygirl

    LOL. No, it’s Tim M-something-ski, I think. I know someone on here has GOT to have his real name.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    cos omek ya metnakkkkaaa a777aa 555555 COS OMEK..
    —————–
    Aw, sweetie dont call yourself a dumb bitch, Im sure your self esteem is better than that (:

  • Joe Jonas’s Wifey

    if they told me to go feel his grapes, i would have been like OF COURSE anytime, i would love to feel his grapes.! ;)

  • cat c

    why do i have a feeling you want people to think you’re yvonne so People will start some shit with her again?

    omg can we drop the fight from the last post please? i accept that most of the people here are not going to talk about kevin but i will defend him if need be if someone puts him down. can we leave it at that?

    i’d love to suck on kevin or joe’s grapes. nick is a minor so pass.

  • trish

    i just started reading this crap,,,, I freakin love you!!!! ( your mom’s dick) couldn’t of said it better myself…. i’m about to go off on someone sayin they hate joe and he is stealing attention. I said then the rest better step it up a notch, agreed….

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Agreed.I like Miley but if I wanna read her tweets I can go to her twitter. Hear that OU we dont’t need twitter post…

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Yvonne whos been bitching all day about how its joes fault that kevin isnt getting any love and crazp like that so now i just kind of went into a rant explaining why shes being ridiculous.
    ——————
    And that’s where you’re wrong. No need to explain who she is to me, I know who she is and ive seen her comments. You guys misinterpreted it as her blaming Joe for everything when in reality she’s just pissed that Kevin’s not getting a lot of attention. May be you’re the one being ridiculous? whatever i don’t want to argue. As long as these three boys are doing what they want then im good.

  • Anonymous

    so youd rather bring up miley then kevin

  • jerseygirl

    But is it the GOOD catwalk?

  • Anonymous

    AGREED.
    Plus that song is about him like fading, Camilla *sigh* I don’t know why people believe Jemi is an impossible thing, I think they feel something special.

  • Melissa =)

    people need to stop posting miley tweets in every
    post.

    if people want to read them then they would go on
    twitter.
    ————————–
    Or give it an hour, and Tim will make a post about them here.

    ——————

    ikr. those need to stop btw.

  • Anonymous
  • Xiomy

    guys calm down it was just for fun

    Jesus Christ, no one can take a joke this days..

  • Anonymous

    Lol. That’s hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    And how would you know that?
    Do you video tape her at nights? If so, you’re a sick loser. And if you’re just trying to look ‘cool’ you fail miserably because now I’m just going to think of you as a sick loser who needs friends.

    Aww. So sad. Yet so funny.

  • http://wasssgoooddd? Hello =]

    lmao

  • Tammy

    Ahaha. :P
    I never thought of them that way.

  • sexybeast

    are u serious? that person is my new hero!!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    I completely agree!!! I think Demi was WAY INTO Joe, and he simply didn’t reciporate her feelings. I think she liked him way more than he ever liked her.
    ——————
    No im pretty sure feelings were both ways. Im thinking their ages were a difference and someone prevented them from dating, but next year by this time i think they could be together. Joe is always staring and flirting with her and i know he does that with every one, but with her it’s constant. I think they would be cute together (:

  • Xiomy

    UGH!
    PEOPLE CAN WE PLEASE JUST STICK TO THE TOPIC, WHICH IS DISCUSS JOE’S JUICY GRAPES?!?!

    PLEASE?!
    Stop saying we’re dishing Kevin bc no one here is doing that, this is a JOE post so we’re talking about JOE, NOT KEVIN, NOT NICK, FUCKING JOE!

    Joe ftw
    fuck the haters
    kthanks

  • Anonymous

    You’re right. I’m sorry.

    Nick Jonas blows.

  • Anonymous

    if there’s ever a kevin post where no one’s talking about him THEN you can bitch at people

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Hahaha oh, well Yeah i see where you’re coming from with the whole Nick thing. and yeah to that person who thinks no one else loves all three, I do. I love Joe, Nick, and Kevin and if one of them leaves the group then there will be no group. Joe is hilarious and sensitive at times, Kevin is super sweet and flat out gorgeous, and Nick is sexy and his musical ability is beyond amazing. I love my boys (:

  • http://oceanup.com dell

    *sigh* I’ll touch Joe’s grapes as many times as I can….. ;)

  • maria pia

    i want to feel Joe’s grapes!!! hahaha

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Funny you insult Nick Jonas in a post that doenst have anything to do with him to get attention. Now, thats funny and pathetic. (:

  • http://wasssgoooddd? x]

    For real?

  • jerseygirl

    Why don’t you two stop arguing about what Yvonne says around here. She’s not even on this post.

    Drop it already.

  • Anonymous

    Actually, I think he does it because frankly he is definitely the little boy of the Jonas family. He likes to play. He’s also been like that although from October to March or so he was less playful because of his recent stresses. I love his fun and playful personality. If you ever hear any ‘dish’ on them from insiders, they say Joe is always the funny playful one, and I love that he is comfortable playing in public again.

  • Anonymous

    Once you guys are done eating the grapes just throw me the STEM, cuz that’s the part i want. : ]

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Lol i try and naw it’s one of her backup dancers dressed as the interview lady sitting in the chair but my sis saw a video where she was throwing the chairs during that performance at this guy as he ran…idk if thats where the joe look alike rumors came from but may be that’s the video

  • Anonymous

    Yes yes yes!
    She’s so into him, it’s not even funny.
    That’s why the Trace breakup didn’t even affect her, I mean after every tweet she just laughed, I do think Remember december is about him.

  • Anonymous

    i dont think he did it for attention.(like joe jonas really needs to dress up to get girls attention? hes the hottest thing alive)i think he did it more to show that hes still the same funny crazy joe. like a lot of people were saying how he had changed and grown up. so i think thats why hes been doing this as a way to say ‘hey, im still the same me ive always been’

  • Anonymous

    omg dont get me started with the fanisties haha!

  • someone had to say it…

    Is she crazy???

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Lol OU posts these says consist of:

    Miley tweets
    JB costume pics
    JB concert pics
    Road Dogs pics
    Demi CD stuff
    and the crazy posts that come out of nowhere like Niley’s commitment ring lol

  • Xiomy

    ANOTHER PIC: [don't blame me, the boy is hot as hell]

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/maturejonas/2769117092/

  • Anonymous

    OMG WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE BITCHES.
    seriously? go and get yourself a life instead on bitchin back and forth at each other like your life depended on it.

    god.

  • http://wasssgoooddd? Hello =]

    “Cornpopsgirl” or whatever..I don’t think you really understand what she’s saying..So don’t pretend like you do or know what she means :)

    & Joe Jonas is super cute <3

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Yeah, I dont think he would have dated Camilla. The stop the world to me shows like something stopped them from dating which it looked like they were about to at the beginning of this year. And in her thank you’s at the end, i think she’s referring to joe. i think they know they cant date now, but next year anything can happen right ;) hahaha

  • Anonymous

    Black keys is the most beautful song I’ve ever heard I wish Jb fans could appretiate those lyrics.. but they’re too focused on their looks.
    2 minutes agop from UberTwitter

  • Anonymous

    Meli, I agree with you 100%.

  • Anonymous

    Nick Jonas Sucks

    ===========

    Miley would know

    =====

    STFU. God, Crazy ass niley fans.
    This is a JOE POST.
    GTFO. niley =FAIL.

    i wanna grap joe’s grapesss ;)

    —–

    LOL at you. did she say she was a niley fan? and it’s clearly you who’s overreacting. it was obviously joke.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    We’re done. My last sentence concluded it im pretty sure.(:

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Justin gaston is that you??

  • sam

    He looks like a lost little boy in that picture, a lonely little piece of fruit,
    in a really big bowl.

  • Anonymous

    yeah because joe jonas likes victoria’s secret models

  • jewel

    SHES STUPID. ahah i would.

  • kimmy4

    hey joe i bet your grapes taste great but i rather nicks banana instead

  • hilary

    THANK YOU!!!!!:D

  • aNonymous

    Oh fuck…where have I been…..much better now..

    I want the biggest and juiciest grapes…ya know those on the lower section…the two biggest on either side of the vine….lol

    I want to get all up that vine and squeeze every last drop of his grape joe juice…..mmmmmm so satisfying!

  • jerseygirl

    Actually, I think he does it because frankly he is definitely the little boy of the Jonas family. He likes to play. He’s also been like that although from October to March or so he was less playful because of his recent stresses. I love his fun and playful personality. If you ever hear any ‘dish’ on them from insiders, they say Joe is always the funny playful one, and I love that he is comfortable playing in public again
    ———————–
    I really think Joe is happiest when he’s on the road touring. He seems to be having a blast these days.

  • Anonymous

    HA HA JOE SOOOOO HOT

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO nick is the jailbait Jonas. I would have Joe’s grapes freshly squeezed ;)

  • Anonymous

    miley tweets —> Over my head the fray
    Check the lyrics

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    Why the fuck are YOU here then?

  • http://twitter.com/JerahBabyyox JerahBabyyox

    Everyone wants to.
    Oh, and if I was Jordin? I would have did it a long time ago.

  • Anonymous

    who wrote that

  • hey yall

    WTF!!!
    IM QUITTING TWITTER IT’S SO LAME.
    I USED TO HAVE HUNDREDS OF FRIENDS
    NOW I ONLY HAVE 80 ..
    WTF!!!!!!!??
    IM MAD NOW.
    D;

  • http://wasssgoooddd? Hello =]

    wtf?

    That doesn’t even make any sence you retarded peace of fuck :)

  • Anonymous

    Why would anybody in their right mind hate Joe Jonas? He is so down to earth, funny, and immature… it’s amazing that he doesn’t take himself seriously considering the fact that he has so many vaginas to choose from.

    Anyone who hates him fails at life, I’m sorry to say.

  • aNonymous

    I love how his stem is so upright and steady!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Ah i knew that was familiar. The fray=musical geniuses. I love that song

  • Carolinaajobrosfan(:

    LMFAO So random but do you guys remember Limp Bizkit? What happened to him? Lol, haha so random.

  • meli

    I really hate Joe seriously he always wants to be the center of attetion. Nobody ever pays that much attention to his brothers. When Kevin got married i thought people were going to talk about it for weeks and than the next day Joe did something and all the attention was back on him.

    ———

    Yvonne. Shut Up.

    ===========
    seriously Yvonne i used to be okay with you because i admired your love for kevin and trying to get the hate off of him but now your just a hypocrite. i understand you want kevin to get alot of attention but honestly how the hell is hating on joe or on nick helping to prove your point that you shouldnt hate on Kevin or single any of them out? yes Kevin is incredible. and yes he is gorgeaous and talented. and yes SO AR NICK AND JOE. and no just because Kevin gets married and not alot of people talk about it doesnt mean its because joes dressing up in costumes. newsflash the engagement happened weeks before this costume happened. 2nd Kevin dressed up in costumes to so that madeno sense. 3rd Joes costumes arent that great.a dn he isnt doing it to distract people from kevins “thunder” hes doing it for his little brother nick whos been suffering alot latel from his diabetes and hes just being a good brother ALONG WTH KEVIN. so if your gonna call joe an asshole for helping out his brother with kevin who he loves then fine but say it to the mirror not to all of us on here who love them all. so unless you tone down the constant complaints of kevin or at least use some legit reasons no one is gonna care. and what you say only makes people want to hate kevin. which is ridiculous so your being counterproductive here. let it go please. JB [all of them] FTW

  • Anonymous

    Nope. Just stating my opinion.
    This site IS about speaking your mind.

    If I wanted attention, you would know.

  • Xiomy

    Lol OU posts these says consist of:

    Miley tweets
    JB costume pics
    JB concert pics
    Road Dogs pics
    Demi CD stuff
    and the crazy posts that come out of nowhere like Niley’s commitment ring lol

    agree, we need shocking news!! Like.. a Jomilla secret wedding or Selena dating Perez Hilton or Debby Ryan making out with Jake T Austin haha I dont know :P

  • jerseygirl

    He looks like a lost little boy in that picture, a lonely little piece of fruit,
    in a really big bowl
    ———————-
    He’s just begging to be peeled. :)

  • cat c

    who’s twitter is that?

  • http://wasssgoooddd? Wasss goood?

    I just don’t get it, why do people think Jonas fans are “uncool”?

    Jonas Brothers are really talented.