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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow
She takes direction well =)
HERE WE GO AGAIN OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO KARAOKE WITH LYRICS ON SCREEN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anWCvRNTNKA
NOT FIRST!!! YIPPEE!!!
they made her look like a drag queen D:
she pretty :]
I never really like Jeniffer Stone
I always prefered Emily Osment
Selena & Demi - Princess Protection Program - Toronto Premiere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQyo5RPeKOE
Selena & Demi - Princess Protection Program - Toronto Premiere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQyo5RPeKOE
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SHE FAT AND UGLY!
SHE FAT AND UGLY!
SHE FAT AND UGLY!
SHE FAT AND UGLY!
SHE FAT AND UGLY!
SHE FAT AND UGLY!
SHE FAT AND UGLY!
SHE FAT AND UGLY!
SHE FAT AND UGLY!
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she so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!
she so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
she is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!
she is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.
she so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
she so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
she so fat she walked into a store wearing high heels and she came out wearing flip flops!!
she so fat, Cal Tech had to adjust their sensors so they didn't detect an earthquake every time she got off the couch.
she so fat she sleeps in the garage and parks the van on her bed.
she is soooo fat.., she was baptized in seaworld!!
she is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
she is so fat, her tumors get lost in the dark, sweaty abyss of her stomach.
sheis so fat, she has more rolls then the Michelin man.
she is so fat, people need a map just to go around her.
she so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip. (Rodney Dangerfield)
she so fat, China keeps shouting for her to "stop stomping around up there."
she so fat, her fingers have cottage cheese.
she so fat. when she backs up all you hear is beep, beep, beep.
she so fat, when you slap her leg you can ride the wave.
she so fat she has stretch marks on her toes!
she so fat she puts mayonaise on her diet pills!
she so fat her feet never get wet when she takes a shower!
she so fat she is the only person I know that can play hide and go seek with her bellybutton!
she so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
she so fat, the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
she so fat when she walked down the beach the whales popped up and started singin "We are family! EVEN THO YA FATTA THEN ME!"
she so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up .
she so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
she so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
she so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
she so fat when she has sex she has to give directions!
she so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!
she so fat she fell in love and broke it!
she SO FAT SHE LEFT IN HIGH HEELS AND CAME BACK IN FLIP FLOPES
she so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
she so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"
she so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
she so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
she so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
she's so fat she has more rolls then the town’s bakery.
she so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
she so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
she so fat, even God can't lift her spirits!
she so fat, she holds up her stockings with hula-hoops.
she so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".
she so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi.
she so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world.
she so fat, she doesn't pose for pictures, she poses for posters.
she so fat that her belt size is the titled the "Equator".
she so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
she so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
she so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
she so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
she so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
she so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
she so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
she so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
she so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
she so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
she so fat she fell in love and broke it.
she so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
she so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
she so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
she so fat she's got her own area code!
she so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
she so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
she so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
she so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
she so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
she so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
she so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
she so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
SHE so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
SHE so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
SHE so fat she influences the tides.
SHE so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
SHE so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
SHE so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
SHE so fat she's on both sides of the family!
SHE so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
SHE so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
SHE so fat she stands in two time zones.
SHE so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
SHE so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
SHE so fat shes on both sides of the family
SHE so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
SHE so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
SHE so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
SHE so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
SHE so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
SHE so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
SHE so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
SHE so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
SHE so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
SHE so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
SHE so fat she wakes up in sections!
SHE so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
SHE so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
SHE so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
SHE so fat that when she was ciunting all of her rolls, she counted 1,000,000
SHE so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
SHE so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
SHE so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
SHE so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
SHE so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
SHE so fat she's on both sides of the family!
SHE so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
SHE so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
SHE mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
SHE so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
SHE so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
SHE so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
SHE so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
SHE so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
SHE so fat she got hit by a parked car!
SHE so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
SHE so fat her freckles fell of her face!
SHE so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
SHE so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
SHE so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
SHE so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
SHE so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
SHE so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
SHE so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
SHE so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
SHE so fat she fell in love and broke it!
SHE so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
SHE so fat she fell in love and broke it.
SHEso fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
SHE so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
SHE so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
SHE so fat when she back up she beep.
SHE so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
she so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip. (Rodney Dangerfield)
she so fat, China keeps shouting for her to "stop stomping around up there."
she so fat, her fingers have cottage cheese.
she so fat. when she backs up all you hear is beep, beep, beep.
she so fat, when you slap her leg you can ride the wave.
she so fat she has stretch marks on her toes!
she so fat she puts mayonaise on her diet pills!
she so fat her feet never get wet when she takes a shower!
she so fat she is the only person I know that can play hide and go seek with her bellybutton!
she so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
she so fat, the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
she so fat when she walked down the beach the whales popped up and started singin "We are family! EVEN THO YA FATTA THEN ME!"
she so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up
she so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip. (Rodney Dangerfield)
she so fat, China keeps shouting for her to "stop stomping around up there."
she so fat, her fingers have cottage cheese.
she so fat. when she backs up all you hear is beep, beep, beep.
she so fat, when you slap her leg you can ride the wave.
she so fat she has stretch marks on her toes!
she so fat she puts mayonaise on her diet pills!
she so fat her feet never get wet when she takes a shower!
she so fat she is the only person I know that can play hide and go seek with her bellybutton!
she so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
she so fat, the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
she so fat when she walked down the beach the whales popped up and started singin "We are family! EVEN THO YA FATTA THEN ME!"
she so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up
what a sad world we live in.
fucking hate spammers.
hate spammers.
old hollywood from where?
i don't see anything old hollywood
trust me, I know "/
What u said was funny. mean but funny. ROFL
I'm not really a HUGE fan of jennifer i don't like her that much but it doesn't mean that i hate am sorry to say that jen you r really FAT ur arms r really fat u have to be skinner
thank goodness am skinny
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