Jonas Fan ‘Chelsea Handler I Hate You’

Jonas Brothers fans talk about their hate for Chelsea Handler.

  • Anonymous

    chelsea is soooooo funny and the things she says are true and im a HUGE jonas fann… uptight jonas fans need to chill out

  • Anonymous

    I totally agree with the girl who said that it’s kind of weird Chelsea is picking on teen stars?! But why in sam heck does she even have to make fun of people to get a laugh!? There are plenty of comedians (Ellen, Jeff Dunham, Brian) who are freakin’ hilarious and don’t put anyone down! BOOO Chelsea! I agree with all of the fans! Shut up, your old, and your hair looks FAKE! MUHAHAA! :P

  • disney.FU

    I’m a Jonas fan and I like watching Chelsea Lately, because it’s funny. But there are times when she goes a little too far…ya know.

  • Tiffani

    hahaha. O HAII BRENDA SONG!

  • The Mayan Calendar

    LOL. You all might as well fight while you can, it won’t matter cause you’re all DOOMED. MUAHAHA!!!!!!HAHA!!!

  • k

    “chelsea youre an ugly old bitch”

    lawls
    that chicks my hero

  • BFA

    Lmao, you said rape. Haha, all joking aside – Yes I totally agree! That long horn solo thingy was completely and utterly pointless. Nick must have been spazzing out like “No, no, no we need more horns! MORE HORNS!” Lol, and yeah I myself was kinda turned off by that solo. It was just annoying…like why is it there? It should definitely be replaced by that rap. That was awesome, and I think more people would appreciate the song.

  • Cheyanne

    HAHAH at the girl who was like “your an ugly BITCH”

  • Anonymous

    Shes so funny!

  • Butter

    Oh, yes. Very soft indeed. When I come over, I will shake your hand as long as you want, okay?

  • http://oceanup.com stefanieeeee.

    FOLLOW ME & ILL FOLLOW YOU :)
    twitter.com/vanessamariie

  • Anonymous

    Comedians don’t have to be bitches to be funny. Look at Ellen Degeneres, she’s hilarious and she never puts down anyone. But the fact that Chelsea Handler picks on teenage stars is just a little weird. Can’t she diss someone her own age, at least? They’re young enough to be her freaking kids. Plus, she isn’t even funny :l
    ==

    Everybody in Disney is a fucking joke to people who watch Chelsea Handler.
    Grow Up.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    I’m good, hbu? Yeah I’m really excited for the pics lol!

    Today is a weird Ocean day I see…
    Weird posers, people talking about conspiracies, but I’m glad to see you and Cornpops and the rest of the Jonai girlies!

  • Anonymous

    Everybody Loves Jonas Brothers
    Nobody cares about Chelsea

    correction:

    Everybody Under The Age Of 12 Loves Jonas Brothers.
    Everybody cares about Chelsea.
    ====

    LMAO WIN FOR 2ND COMMENT YO

  • http://twitter.com/selamxo selam

    aww that chick call her a old bitchhhh

    im mean she funny but she cross the line on kevin jokes

    but that her job and they jb juts brush it off

    i loved her selena vs miley skit!

  • Anonymous

    Everybody Loves Jonas Brothers
    Nobody cares about Chelsea

    correction:

    Everybody Under The Age Of 12 Loves Jonas Brothers.
    Everybody cares about Chelsea.

    =========
    Correction:
    stereotyping won’t get you anywhere
    && I’m 19 and am in love with Jb but dislike Chelsea cause she is rude

    but go ahead and believe what you want
    IGNORANCE IS BLISS

  • jerseygirl

    PEOPLE – how could you NOT know OU’s email?

    oceanupped@gmail.com

    ===========
    OKAY EVERYONE SEND IT. i just wanna see if it actually works lol lets see ho powerful we truly are haha
    ————————-
    Seriously, send it to that email. They check it. I’ve emailed a few times some problems I was having with the site (weird popups) and they get back to you pretty quickly.

    Now it’s just a matter of whether he finds it post-worthy.

  • Melissa.

    Everybody Loves Jonas Brothers
    Nobody cares about Chelsea

    —–

    NO.
    Not everyone loves the Jonas Brothers.

  • Anonymous

    Chelsea, I love you!!!

  • Big Brother Is Watching YOU

    Big Brother is watching you.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    yeah i hope so to. if someone could give me the Oceanup mail that would be great. FOUND IT! EVERYONE MESSAGE HIM IT
    oceanUP.Twitter@gmail.com
    send it there.
    :]
    ————-
    Haha watch every one spam him with it and he’ll be like “crew this! I’ll post it if you guys just stfu!” Hahahaha trust me, it’s worked before (:

  • Anonymous

    No. Go play with your Taylor Swift doll, you are not relevant.

  • hj

    i dont really like her that much. i never find her stuff funny. i watch her every now and then just to see if she’s improved… its still not funny.

    there are MUCH funnier people out there.
    Ellen is sooooo hilarious and she NEVER puts people down. honestly, putting people down and making fun of them is not humor. its sick and immature… but i suppose thats america.

    and another thing, why do people have random conversations on here? i want to hear opinions about chelsea handler when i click on this one, not random off the wall conversations.

    that’s what myspace, facebook, and twitter are for.

    maybe oceanup should get a chat room or message board up and going or something.

  • LOOSIRS.

    =p any one who hates her cause she hates jb is a
    LOOSIR lol.

    i loveee chelsea! shes hilarious!

    i like jb but i keep it real.. they are pretty
    GAY. :D

  • Anonymous

    Whatever i would love a job where i could hate on talentless kids like JB and Miley and still get paid for it.
    WIN!

    =============
    wow someone wasn’t loved as a child..

  • Caroline

    yeah. Miey & Selena fought in it… it was mad funny ;)

  • Anonymous

    You are obviously under the age of 15. And yet, you might try to reply to me, denying it. But you know you can’t. And yeah, I’m a teenie…but you are too. You’re on OceanUp.

    I’m actually 17 you fucktard. God, you tweenies are so ignorant.

  • Anonymous

    Lol you guys actually believe this shit?
    The guy obviously told all of them what to say. Those two little girls said the same thing on cue with each other.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is hilarious. jonas brothers suck. lalala. chelsea handler is funny.

  • Anonymous

    They’ve already been around longer than expected for a boy band.
    They’ve been really big now for atleast 3 years going on four.

  • Anonymous

    I love chelsea please understand she makes fun of JB and Miley bcus her audience isn’t 12 therefore they dont adore them.

  • dum dum didday

    I love the Jonas Brothers but she is a comedian thats her job I love Chelsea
    I think she is hilarious all of the jonas fans take it soooo seriously

  • um, well…

    honestly, i think the guys told those girls to say that stuff. it was so scripted.

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    Haha, that’s what my dad says about Chelsea Handler.
    I think she’s funny, but my dad thinks its wrong that she picks on people who work hard to make it into the industry, while she just puts them down. Plus they’re teens (not Joe or Kevin), they shouldn’t be getting that sort of crap!

  • sarah :D

    LMAO! I love chelsea. shes hilarious. plus im a jonas brothers fan. she can get a little out of hand sometimes, but still….shes awesome.

  • Anonymous

    Jonas Fags.
    Goo Chelsea Handler.

  • Anonymous

    “And I shoulda thought twice before I said ‘How do you do girl'”-HDYDG –JB | August 13, 2009 12:51 PM | Reply

    I bet most fan/hater tweenies want to believe that putting comments like “HeheJoNAz fahgs takk Dat!” or “I Ville kIll hER!” will somehow make you more important to society, but it won’t.
    —————-
    How do you explain your poster name then?

  • Comedians don’t have to be bitches to be funny. Look at Ellen Degeneres, she’s hilarious and she never puts down anyone. But the fact that Chelsea Handler picks on teenage stars is just a little weird. Can’t she diss someone her own age, at least? They’re young enough to be her freaking kids. Plus, she isn’t even funny :l
    ==

    Everybody in Disney is a fucking joke to people who watch Chelsea Handler.
    Grow Up.

    ———-
    again with making a fool out of yourself. that’s BS i love CL and I;m a giant selena/demi/jonas fan. so do a shit load of other people. and more than half of these comments is about people who like her but obviously are Disney fans

    STFU

  • Anonymous

    LOL. You all might as well fight while you can, it won’t matter cause you’re all DOOMED. MUAHAHA!!!!!!HAHA!!!

    =====

    ROFL!!!! December of 2012 OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • Anonymous

    “Chelsea, you’re an ugly old BITCH” LMFAO when I saw that I freaking died. That girl is my hero.
    I love Chelsea, but lmfao.

  • Anonymous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUMwu_gXK7Q

    Post this, OceanUp! You are so late!!

  • Anonymous

    NICK AND MILEY ARE NOT EVEN FRIENDS ANYMORE!! AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED… AFTER ALL THE STUFF THEY SAID ABOUT LOVING EACH OTHER.. OMG!!

  • New Yorker37

    Everybody in Disney is a fucking joke to people who watch Chelsea Handler.
    Grow Up.

    ——-
    At least they’re making $$$ and has a life unlike you.

  • BFA

    By all means – squeeze me in too!

    By the time I’m through with you, you won’t need any more rebound girls. I’ll please you in ways you would never imagine possible.

    Lmfao, I love playing with posers.

  • Gretel

    Hansel!!! Where are you?

  • Anonymous

    BWOOSH.

  • jerseygirl

    Oh lord – LMAO!

    Don’t be getting kinky on me! I may just leave you for margarine. ;)

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO! WINN

  • Anonymous

    that is HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHAHAH

  • Anonymous

    all you girls and woman jonas fans need to chill out

  • Anonymous

    Oh P.S. I was on NickJOnline and Kimmy posted this Rap Remix of “Much Better”. So, I checked it out and it’s actually really good. Normally I think rap + JB = epic fail, but unlike “Don’t Charge Me For the Crime”, this is an epic win. It’s the same song except at around the 2:25 mark, the rap part comes in. It’s really good, you guys should listen. I think we should somehow get JB to hear it too. This guy did a great job and he deserves to be recognized for it. Give it a shot!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loLqsbWVDUo

    ———————————————————
    youre right. i hated DCMFTC but i lovedddd this rap remix. i think its better than the original version!

  • anonymus

    LMFAOO! she’s so hilarious!
    i am like the number one jonas fan, but i still love her.
    you know? she’s a comedian, that’s her job.
    and who cares? not EVERYBODY has to love them.

  • Anonymous

    HAHA, CHELSEA OFTEN IS BORING, I DON’T CARE WHAT SHE SAYS ABOUT THE JONAS BROTHERS, I SEE HER SHOW, BUT SOMETIMES IS VERY STUPID!!

  • jbfan

    Haha yeah, exactly. She gets an older audience, and her audience doesn’t really care about Miley or JB. lol

  • Anonymous

    Comedians don’t have to be bitches to be funny. Look at Ellen Degeneres, she’s hilarious and she never puts down anyone. But the fact that Chelsea Handler picks on teenage stars is just a little weird. Can’t she diss someone her own age, at least? They’re young enough to be her freaking kids. Plus, she isn’t even funny :l

    =============
    lmao. I agree 100%

    —–
    omgsh so true!

  • Anonymous

    i love chelsea! I also like how like 90% of chelseas haters only hate her cuz she is one of the millions of jonas sister haters out there

  • Anonymous

    she’s a comedian, she is supposed to make fun of the jonas brothers. I love them, but she says what we are thinking… hahaahaah

  • sooyummii//♥

    Im a huge jb fan,
    I love chelsea, she friekin hilarous,
    It’s her job,
    she makes fun of people for a living,
    which is a sucky
    job, cause i heard,
    thats why alot of the celebritys give
    them the cold shoulder.
    But anywaysss
    Get over it guys,
    laugh and move on!

  • jbfan

    I just saw him go that way!

  • Anonymous

    LEAVE CHELSEA ALONE!!!!!!!!! You fans need to get over it. Even when I had OJD I thought she was funny. LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE’S A COMEDIAN!!! Love you Chelsea!

  • Anonymous

    Srehtorb Sanoj Eht

    TfiwS Rolyat

    Suryc Yelim

    Otavol Imed

  • Joe Jonas

    But Nick and Kevin please me constantly on our tour bus.

    Warm showers, chocolate covered strawberries, lavender scented soap.

    I just need girls to protect my image.
    Yaaa know? ;)

  • Ash

    why is she a bitch? for expressing her opinion and being the amazing comedian that she is? you and every other obsessed teenie jonas fans need to realize that ALOT OF PEOPLE dont like the jonas brothers. they are too overexposed and overrated and annoying and so are you and. just ACCEPT IT! PLEASE! THEY ARE JUST A BOY BAND!

  • lindsay

    lmao i love chelsea. she’s amazing :)

  • The Mayan Calendar

    2012!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHA YOU AND TOTO ARE DOOMED!!!

  • Anonymous

    Whatever i would love a job where i could hate on talentless kids like JB and Miley and still get paid for it.
    WIN!

    =============
    wow someone wasn’t loved as a child..

    Dont get your panties in a wad.

  • Ash

    stfu jonas brother fans! why do you care?!?! IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT SHE SAYS THEN DONT WATCH HER SHOW. she has more important things to worry about. and her main demographic that watches her show are people from 21-40 so not alot of jonas brother fans should be watching it. Chelsea has her own opinions and she can say them because it is her show. if you don’t like it then that’s your problem! sorry not every fucking person in the world doesn’t like the jonas brothers. they aren’t anything special! and yes, i do know that they are nice guys and that they are “virgins” and all that shit, but it’s nothing new. they are just as popular as backstreet boys and nsync were . nothing is different. 5 years from
    now you jonas fans will get older and say to yourselves “why was i so obsessed?” because they are no different than any other boy band that was popular before. enjoy it while it lasts because Disney stars fade quicker than real artists.

  • TheUnknown… =)

    lmao <3 Chelsea and JB
    shes only kidding people its what she does!!

  • Anonymous

    jonas fans are fucking idiots dude!!!
    they hate on everyone who hurts or doesnt worship the frekain jonas borthers!!

  • Hansel

    Right here Gretel!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    sorry bout not only teeny loves jb adults woman loves jonas to so please stop callin as teen they make us so ridiculous

  • Anonymous

    haha i love the girl that said she is a bitch

    hell yeah!

  • Anonymous

    LOL. You all might as well fight while you can, it won’t matter cause you’re all DOOMED. MUAHAHA!!!!!!HAHA!!!
    —-

    Ima mgoing to sit outside december 12, 2012 all day and see what happens

  • Anonymous

    THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE GAY ANYWAY.

  • The Mayan Calendar

    HAHA!!! OH YES. YOU WILL DIE!!!!

  • Liz

    haha shes soo funny

    and i hope you guys realize these kids were told what to say.

  • jerseygirl

    I’m good. Slow news day here today. But I’m conversing with butter so it’s still fun!

    Will you dropping in on Saturday? Have you got your fave Joe pix and videos ready?

  • meli

    WOAHHHHHHHH THATS FANTASTIC! omg that song is amazing! damn i wanna download it :[

  • Anonymous

    I wish Oceanup had an option on that poll
    with “I don’t care” because I really don’t.
    I don’t LOVE her. Although, the JB fans were funny.
    I don’t HATE her either. The only thing that pisses me off about her is that she won’t get off their backs about being virgins. So what? What’s so wrong about being a virgin? And the Kevin hate was … off-line.
    And the last option, I do know who she is …
    Soo …. I can’t vote ):

  • Anonymous

    Hah. That was funny.

    But those girls were paid to say what they did.

    It’s really lame that they couldn’t find all but ONE girl that looked to be about fourteen. All the rest of the girls are teenies.

    Really?

    Oh well.

  • BFA

    Okay ew, nevermind.

  • Anonymous

    BWOOSH.

  • Gretel

    Oh!!! Hello!!

  • Anonymous

    Chelsea Handler is fucking hilarious.
    I love miley and I could care less if she makes fun of her or the JB. She’s allowed to.

    Chuy, I know you are my father. Please contact me. SOOO FUNNY!!

  • BFA

    I know, right! I saw it on NickJOnline and I fell in love with it! I think JB should hear it…this guy did a great job.

  • Anonymous

    haha shes soo funny

    and i hope you guys realize these kids were told what to say.
    =

    THANK YOU!
    then again people her dont have much of a brain.

  • Anonymous

    loll i love all your guys funny comments. it makes my day. much better than all that arguing stuff.

  • BFA

    I know – I LOVE Nick’s serious side. It’s so intimidating, but really it just makes me giggle. I think he knows he scares people sometimes…No one ever knows what’s going on in that contemplative little head of his! And yeah – the rap remix touches on so many genres of music. Although the original did that too, it didn’t have the hip-hop/rap feel to it and I think a lot more people who listen to the radio would appreciate that. It would be pleasing to a lot of people’s ears, JB fans included. I know a lot of JB fans don’t really like rap, but this kind of rap isn’t degrading or disrespectful. It has a meaning to it, and it isn’t complete garbage.

    Someone really needs to send it to OU!

  • say what you know and know what you say

    wheres jonny cash he was so cool he or she

  • Anonymous

    guys do we know who the blind vices are yet? Will he tell?Can he?

  • I love Joe Jonass<3

    PLEASE READDD =] THANKSSS:

    I do watch her show somtiems and she alasy has at least one bad thing about the jonas brothers on every show. she honestly not funny.Im SOO sick of comedians and tlak show people making fun of the jonas brothers being gay and about there purity rings! since when is it bad to be a gentlemen?????

    I WANNA SAY STRAIGHT TO HER FACE LOOK HOW FAR THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE AND U BITCH? U HAVE A TALK SHOW ON A CHANNEL NO ONE WATCHES NO ONE LIKES U! UR UGLY AND ARE NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

  • Anonymous

    If only some JB fans had as much class as JB themselves when it comes to these things. I ain’t gonna hate on Chelsea, but in all honesty…she isn’t funny.

    Robin Williams FTW.

  • Anonymous

    im a huge jonas fan but i love chelsea i think she is hilariouss!!

  • jerseygirl

    “Booby rape Joe Jonas”? I’m in.

    Chelsea is ok. Can only take her in small doses though.

    And – guess I’m the only one who doesn’t mind DCMFtC. Hated it at first; but my 13yr.old sister is obsessed with it. After listening to the song over and over again, I kind of like it. I no longer skip it. :)

  • Anonymous

    Haha, I love the Jonas Brothers and everything, but the fans making such a big deal about it should just stop. I mean, she’s gonna make jokes about them no matter. And they’re just making themselves look stupid.

    —-

    hahaha, agreed. i’m a jonas fan and i think she’s funny. honestly some jonas fans, well MOST jonas fans need to take a fucking chill pill. they all freak out on anyone who says anything negative about them. these are the types of people that give jonas fans a bed rep. trust me, we’re not all fucking psychos who worship every little thing that they do.

  • meli

    Oh P.S. I was on NickJOnline and Kimmy posted this Rap Remix of “Much Better”. So, I checked it out and it’s actually really good. Normally I think rap + JB = epic fail, but unlike “Don’t Charge Me For the Crime”, this is an epic win. It’s the same song except at around the 2:25 mark, the rap part comes in. It’s really good, you guys should listen. I think we should somehow get JB to hear it too. This guy did a great job and he deserves to be recognized for it. Give it a shot!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loLqsbWVDUo

    ———————————————————
    youre right. i hated DCMFTC but i lovedddd this rap remix. i think its better than the original version!

    ========
    wow seriously that’s AWESOME! jb needs to make a song with this kid. and i love the lyrics! they fit perfectly with Joe and Camillas relationship. thank god its over lol. but wow the song… just wow! love it :] and yeah DCMFTC sucked

  • dodo

    chelsea handler > jb fans
    jb is okay i guess , but theyre fans are complete retards
    example- if a relashionship doesnt work out, its automaticlly the girls fault and she gets the hate for it bc jb can do no wrng rigth? well well im forever team girls! GIRL POWER
    taylor,miley,selena FTW!!

  • Ash

    nsync was around for 7 years. backstreet was around for 6. think before you talk. they are Disney robots who hold back their opinions and beliefs to look perfect. they are looking fake. they are just like any boy band.

  • Anonymous

    WHO WANTS TO SIT OUTIDE WITH ME DECEMBER 21, 2012 AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS?

    TYPE 34

  • Anonymous

    Come on jobro fans take a joke.
    The jonas brothers really have you guys brainwashed.

  • Anonymous

    OMG!!!! Kevin!!!

  • Anonymous

    Chelsea, your an UGLY, OLD, BITCH!
    Lmfao!!! I LOVE THAT GIRL!

  • jbfan

    Haha yeah, I feel the same way. I didn’t vote because I just don’t really care.

  • Aislinn

    I LOVE HER SOOO MUCH!! SHES FECKIN’ HILARIOUS!

  • Anonymous

    guys do we know who the blind vices are yet? Will he tell?Can he?

    I know nobody will believe this, or wants to believe it is true, but it is Nick and Miley. Tim has given a bunch of hints on his twitter that it is them.
    I MEANT TO WRITE TED, NOT TIM. FROM THE AWFUL TRUTH. CHECK HIS TWITTER
    —–
    That’s what i’ve been saying i mean he made it WAY to obvious.


    Thank you! Finally! I honestly CAN NOT believe people are not all over this. He said as much as he could, without saying it I guess b/c they are minors so he legally can’t.

    Ocean uppers, are you listening??? HE has basically said it’s Nick and Miley! Where are their publicists? Where are you guys?????? Has nobody else caught on to all the hints?

  • TEENIE IN DISGUISE

    bahaha. i love Chelsea Handler, and Jonas :).

  • meli

    I know! Ugh, they really need to hear that. It’s epic. That version would definitely fare better on the radio than their original version, especially because it has rap in it. I think people would like it more for that and they would possibly give JB a little more music credibility. They should really consider contacting this guy if they hear it, cause it would be an awesome single!

    ====================
    are you kidding me? I can’t stop listening to it1 I’m replaying it over and over again right now!
    dude i loveeeeeeee it! LETS ALL TELL TIM OCEAN TO POST IT! we need JB to see this!! seriously there has to be a way. i love this song. it’s so MUCH BETTER ;D

  • sooyummii//♥

    Funnnnnyyy…
    The only things you’jb haters can say
    is their gay….please come up with something
    else, thats all you ever say,
    and its pretty damn stupid.
    i mean listen to your self when your saying it.
    “I hate them cause their gay?”
    Really?
    Just no,
    if you dont like them GTFO.

  • Anonymous

    Even if you believe in God and are a Christian, it should be noted that the Mayans were a very enhanced civilization capable of many inventions and philosophies. So far, their calendar has been extraordinarily accurate and therefore I predict the end of it will result in a new world. No one exactly knows what will happen. I do not believe it is the END of the world. But I do believe it will mark the end of the world as we know it. A new revelation will ensue. Although a catastrophe is very well possible, what with the Yellowstone supervolcano and global warming, the human race can and will rise above. The world will change for the better.

  • jbfan

    Haha, I know right? They got like all 10 year olds.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMFAO@how she said “pie hole” get it?? Remember that one time she got like death threats from Jonas fans and they told her to shut her pie hole but they said “whole” and she was like exactly! Lol Jonas fans sometimes give us a bad name

    But anyways, she’s pretty funny sometimes, I dont really pay attention to her show though. i dont hate her. The purity ring stuff gets old, but whatever she’s better than Russell Brand IMO

  • Anonymous

    i know seriously. i think this song would actually fare well on the radio too. better than the original anyway, cause it has rap. people like rap.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think thats funny. They’re doing what they love and heck, getting payed millions for it. Hey chelsea, pick on somone your own age!!

  • Hansel

    Hello! How are YOU!?

  • Chelsea Handler is amazing :D

    its cute how jb fans are like
    “oh yeahh, shes only making fun of them
    cause shes a comedian!”

    true, but shes also making fun of them
    cause they are gay and all that..
    dont get me wrong.. i still like them
    :D

  • meli

    But Nick and Kevin please me constantly on our tour bus.

    Warm showers, chocolate covered strawberries, lavender scented soap.

    I just need girls to protect my image.
    Yaaa know? ;)

    ==============
    LMFAO! sorry but that made me laugh. gross. but funny
    HAH! CORNPOPS AND KIMMY AND EVERYONE ELSE!
    HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    oi told you he liked Chocolate. psh my chocolate handcuffs are the shit -.-

  • Anonymous

    yeah that’sso true what you saying 100%

  • Anonymous

    chelsea handler > jb fans
    jb is okay i guess , but theyre fans are complete retards
    example- if a relashionship doesnt work out, its automaticlly the girls fault and she gets the hate for it bc jb can do no wrng rigth? well well im forever team girls! GIRL POWER
    taylor,miley,selena FTW!!

    this! THANK YOU!! god bless ur soul, whoever you are.
    jb fans=dipshits
    who put the blame on everyone but jonas brothers.

  • Anonymous

    THE MAYAN CLENDER HAS BEEN ACCURATE SO IDK

  • meli
  • Janel

    Haha, I love the Jonas Brothers and everything, but the fans making such a big deal about it should just stop. I mean, she’s gonna make jokes about them no matter. And they’re just making themselves look stupid.

    —-

    hahaha, agreed. i’m a jonas fan and i think she’s funny. honestly some jonas fans, well MOST jonas fans need to take a fucking chill pill. they all freak out on anyone who says anything negative about them. these are the types of people that give jonas fans a bed rep. trust me, we’re not all fucking psychos who worship every little thing that they do.

    _ _ _ _
    I agree with both of you. I watch Chelsea Lately like everynight because no matter what she has said about Jb, she is still funny. Those immature teen fans do give the rest of us a bad name. I’m not an obsessive loser like some fans. JB knows they have haters and they don’t care about what other people think of them, they laugh it off. So why should we make a big deal out of what people say about them? Thats not dedication, thats being psychotic and obsessive.

  • Anonymous

    I tried not to laugh but
    …I did end up in a giggle fit

    I can’t deny the lady is funny!

    She’s a comedian, I highly doubt any comments she makes that poke fun at certain people are meant to be personal. I like JoBro, and I like Chelsea. End of :)

  • Anonymous

    when she stop being a bitch to kevin is when i stop calling her one

  • teh REAL Puff Daddy

    I will brave the weird and haunted shores to save witty Jack.

  • Anonymous

    She’s a fucking bitch faced whore!

  • Anonymous

    OMFG SHE’S A COMEDIAN! JUST GET OVER IT ALREADY YOU FUCKING JONAS FANS! DO YOU REALIZE HOW ANNOYING YOU GUYS COME OFF AS TO OTHER PEOPLE?!?!?!?IT’S DISGUSTING HOW ANNOYING ALL OF YOU ARE! AT THE END OF THE DAY THEY ARE JUST A FUCKING BOY BAND THAT IS GOING TO FADE IN ABOUT TWO YEARS! SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND QUIT FUCKING HARASSING PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS! NOT EVERYONE DOES!

  • samantha

    “Chelsea you’re an ugly old bitch” HAHAHAHA
    I love Chelsea Handler, and I love the Jonas Brothers, but I also love when she pokes fun at them, I can admit its funny.

  • Your Sexy Retard

    These are the kind of things that bring war.

    Let’s make love to one another(but not to several, if you please) and admire each others ears…Shall we change the subject as well? Who loves Marilyn Monroe? I know I do. She wore a smile on the outside, yet on the inside, was dying. Words can scar people forever, you know. But I will never hurt any of you. Atleast I’ll try not to. I love you all, though. May you bathe in lifes’ sugar, cavity-free.

  • Anonymous

    lmao chelseas fucking hilarious. i love the miley and nick before the storm skit…lol and i love chuy too or however you spell his name.

  • Anonymous

    THANK YOU!
    then again people her dont have much of a brain.
    ———
    Well, you’re here, how much of a brain do you have?

  • Anonymous

    FOLLOW THE BREAD CRUMBS! you’ll find her!

  • Anonymous

    Omfg, I love the Jonas brothers..But this made me piss my pants…xD

  • ullneverknow
  • jerseygirl

    Whew. I’m on a roll!!!
    ———————-
    I don’t know why but this absolutely cracked me up.

    So simple. Yet so hilarious. :D

  • jbfan

    Haha, I totally agree! A lot JB fans make us look really stupid. They freak out if anyone doesn’t like them or says anything bad about them. It’s really annoying. lol

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    Lmao at all of you.

    “you are loosirs”

    “omfg i hate chelsea”

    LETS LEARN TO LOVE.

    MICHAEL WANTS US TO.

  • Anonymous

    lol agreed but the thing is its not true. in the bible it says the the end of the world will happen when NO ONE expects it. and if you ask ANY mayan they’ll just tell you its just a time when they changed years. or something like that. its not the end…. sorry

  • The Mayan Calendar

    THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!!! 2012!!!

    BE THERE OR ELSE…OH WAIT, YOU ARE GOING TO BE THERE ANYWAY!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YES!!!

  • Big Brother Is Watching YOU

    You better not squeeze my ass.

  • Anonymous

    I was there,you can see my cousin in the background at one point.hahaha
    the guy interviewing told all the kids that chelsea hates the jonas brothers.he kinda told the two little girls what to say.it was funnty. :)

  • Anonymous

    Even if you believe in God and are a Christian, it should be noted that the Mayans were a very enhanced civilization capable of many inventions and philosophies. So far, their calendar has been extraordinarily accurate and therefore I predict the end of it will result in a new world. No one exactly knows what will happen. I do not believe it is the END of the world. But I do believe it will mark the end of the world as we know it. A new revelation will ensue. Although a catastrophe is very well possible, what with the Yellowstone supervolcano and global warming, the human race can and will rise above. The world will change for the better.
    user-pic
    ———

    Hmmmm interseting…

  • BFA

    Oh wow, I didn’t even notice he did that too! This guy is awesome. I love this! Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

  • jbfan

    Yeah, exactly. Some fans just need to accept that not everyone is going to like them. I don’t mind that Chelsea doesn’t like them.

  • meli

    agreed. I hope JB can do a song with him. this song is so much better than the original. their last Rap attempt was SUCH A FAIL.

  • Brittany :)

    ok not all jb fans are brainwashed so people saying were all like that were not if you saw my comment before i said she’s funny and i like her and jb its possible not every jb fan hates someone that makes fun of them even though the jokes about kevin aren’t to funny besides that she’s pretty fun

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    “Chelsea your an ugly old bitch” LMAO.

    I love JB and I love Chelsea. I mean she makes fun of them but she’s a comedian.

  • Anonymous

    “pub heads, attempted to booby rape joe jonas”‘
    OMG I LOVE JONAS BROTHERS SO MUCH BUT THAT WAS HILARIOUS
    Shes mean but funny

  • Anonymous

    i love you chelsea. keep up the good work!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t care if she’s mean.
    She is still funny.
    And at lest she knows shes mean.

  • Anonymous

    Even if you believe in God and are a Christian, it should be noted that the Mayans were a very enhanced civilization capable of many inventions and philosophies. So far, their calendar has been extraordinarily accurate and therefore I predict the end of it will result in a new world. No one exactly knows what will happen. I do not believe it is the END of the world. But I do believe it will mark the end of the world as we know it. A new revelation will ensue. Although a catastrophe is very well possible, what with the Yellowstone supervolcano and global warming, the human race can and will rise above. The world will change for the better.


    Why do you insist on depressing me? -_-

  • jesus christ on a cripple on sunday mass

    LOLS. What would they do? Throw their purity rings at her? I don’t think a Jonas fan would have the balls to A) get physical with her or B) talk shit. If any of them did talk shit she’d just laugh and it would fuel the fire. SRRYZ

  • jbfreak

    she isnt funny and ok theyr virgins so what?
    whats so wrong about it?
    leave them alone go pick on someone ur age
    she made me hate her when 2 minutes ago i didnt who she was

  • Anonymous

    Chuy > Chelsea

    CHUY FTW!!!!!

    Jonas is cool too. But Chuy RULES.

  • Anonymous

    I HATE HER !
    who the hell is she to talk about the jonas brothers like that, what did they ever do to her !
    SHE HAS SOME NERVE !

  • Anonymous

    i dont FUCKING understand why everybody is saying that nicks had sex because he has a dimple …..what happen if you have a dimple .. i need HELP PLEASE…
    SOMEONE REPLY TO ME

  • “And I shoulda thought twice before I said ‘How do you do gi

    The first is song lyrics, the second part after the quotation marks are…letters? Really nothing wrong with that, is there? There’s no expression of hate whatsoever, so there’s nothing wrong with it.

  • Anonymous

    LOL winnnn

  • Butter

    Aww, should I start a career?

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    HAHA! She’s really not that bad.
    Like I was so mad at Kathy Griffin when she dissed them, but I realized after watching Paris Hilton’s my new bff that she disses EVERYBODY!

    You can tell thats so fake though, they told the girls to say that!

  • Anonymous

    Whatever i would love a job where i could hate on talentless kids like JB and Miley and still get paid for it.
    WIN!

    =============
    wow someone wasn’t loved as a child..
    ——
    LMAO. so true.

  • ullneverknow
  • Anonymous

    she isnt funny and ok theyr virgins so what?
    whats so wrong about it?
    leave them alone go pick on someone ur age
    she made me hate her when 2 minutes ago i didnt who she was


    OH HUSHHHHHH. Have a sense of humor.

  • ullneverknow
  • Anonymous

    No, Jonas fans aren’t the best.
    SOme are okay, but others need to chill
    the fuck out. Most of them are crazy teenies.
    End of story.

  • BFA

    I know, me too! I have the volume on my laptop on full blast with headphones in my ears. Lol, I think I’m going to go deaf today. It’s really awesome, Tim seriously needs to post it and the “Remember December” remix. Hopefully the JB and Demi will see it and listen. This guy’s rap remixes are oozing epicness! I love them :)

  • liz

    why is this a controversy…why cant we comment and say THAT WAS HILARIOUS, like a logical person, and then go on to the next story?
    eh? why bring niley or hating jb into it?
    exactly. immature.

  • Anonymous

    Only Three Choices?

    Where’s the I don’t give a shit one?

  • jbfan

    She makes fun of lots of people though. :/ Don’t bother stressing over it, because she probably think it’s funny when JB fans “hate her so much!”.

  • No Bitchassness

    I LOVE JB Chelsea is hillarious! She makes the best jokes about them lol, i think its funny how she calls them pube heads i mean seriously its a joke people.

  • sarah :D

    hahahaha i remember when she tried to “booby rape” joe in a skit. lol i love jb, but chelsea’s hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    I think its dumb and wont happen…the Mayans have been right about a few events but that in my opinion was just luck…if a bunch of natural disasters were to wipe out the world…which i belive will happen SOMEDAY…it wont be in 2012 its too soon.

  • Anonymous

    oh man if only i were their! i would have said so many things that i would be fuckin grounded for sayin em! and ya i can tell her hair is fake too. that bitch can go die in a HOLE FULL OF JONAS MERCH AND PURITY RINGS!!!! nuff said! oh and one more thing i dont think its right to give someone a show so they can make fun of people and be a total bitch. i hope she gets fired and ends up an old hairy crazy buggy lady on the streets of new york asking people for hugs!

  • Anonymous

    GUYS wheres a good place to post THE MUCH BETTER SONG??? a place where alot of fans can hear it? or JB?

  • Ashleyyy

    you’re all so dumb. get the stick out of your ass, and stop hating on chelsea. she’s KIDDING! alot of the time. she says the same shit as perez hilton, and a majority of you love him. the difference is she’s kidding, and he’s serious. you’re all stupid teenie boppers who need to get over it.

  • tahjmuffin

    BILLY ZANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    LMFAO @ boobie raping Joe Jonas!

  • Anonymous

    Link to twitter, please?

  • Anonymous

    Russell Brand pwned her when he was on her show. Seriously. She was so pathetic, trying to “diss” him, and he got her back so easily.

  • Anna

    haha. if they’re Jonas Brothers fans they’re vile. Comedians says stuff like this all the time. like hell…she’s probably not that mean.

  • Anonymous

    Selena burrito jokes FTW

  • jerseygirl

    Oh absolutely. You have potential.

    But take it slow – you don’t want to spread yourself too thin. ;)

  • anonymous

    i love jb & i love chelsea :) she is hysterical

  • Anonymous

    Crap. The C is silent.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL i cant believe i said rape. Talk about typos going wrong. And your description of Nick yelling for more horns made me laugh so hard because it’s probably true. “No, less drums, MORE HORNS! it has to be louder than that!”. Lol but yeah the horns thing is just kinda there, i have to skip that part when i listen to the song. I wish Joe had like a break down verse in that song in replace of the horn solo, but then it just repeated at the end and i was kinda disappointed. And i do hope JB hears the rap, it would be epic.

  • teh REAL Puff Daddy

    “That’s hot”

    – Paris Hilton

  • Anonymous

    No, Jonas fans aren’t the best.
    SOme are okay, but others need to chill
    the fuck out. Most of them are crazy teenies.
    End of story.

  • muah

    love chelsea handler!!!
    hahaha

  • B.

    u r so STUPID ! an IDIOT ! BITCH
    nobody cares what you think about them.
    and they’re the most band EVER.

    I HATE YOU

  • Toy Story FANGIRL

    WHOOT WHOOT!!!!!!!!! TOY STORY 3, BABY!!!

    JUNE 2010!!!! BE THERE!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    RIP Christina Aquilera

  • BFA

    OceanUp, Perez, or we can getting trending on Twitter!

    I think all three sound good! Haha :)

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    stfu

  • Anonymous

    dosent everybody haha

  • meli

    okay yeah Im def. sending it to him right now. WHATS TIM OCEANS EMAIL? i wanna send it!! and the remember december one!!

  • maria

    The Spanish girl accuatly said:

    Chelsea you are very stupid because you dont like the Jonas Brothers.
    lol

  • Butter

    Whew. I’m on a roll!!!

  • Anonymous

    joe is a giraffe
    http://twitpic.com/ds1pe

  • BFA

    Dude, I’m a fan of JB and I love her! She’s awesome. Soooo funny. “Pubeheads!” Bahahahahaahaha :)

  • Anonymous

    I love Chelsea Handlerr!

  • Anonymous

    I hope you guys realize she’s kidding when she says that stuff.

  • Anonymous

    hahaha the girls were really funny, don’t know how ‘chelsea’ is but she shouldn’t really insult people like that, thats not being funny, its mocking… If it’s her job fine, don’t hate her because I don’t know her but I don’t love her!

  • hahaaaxD

    and the total “stormy couple” and “thundering” is referring to BEFORE THE STORM!!

  • Anonymous

    iiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!

  • Anonymous

    Uhh shes pathetic.

  • jerseygirl

    Send the link to their twitter or myspace. But I’m sure they have people cruising Youtube all the time so someone in their camp is probably aware of it.

    It’s good. Wouldn’t say it’s better than the original. But props to the guy for putting his spin to it.

  • Anonymous

    Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from ME.

  • Anonymous

    Arnold is the Govenah.

  • Lindsay

    jonas brothers fans need to chill out.
    i mean, i like the jonas brothers too, but i think chelsea is freaking hilarious. it’s called a joke. she’s a comedian. get over it.

  • Butter

    Whew, okay then. But if you don’t mind me asking, where do you live? Jersey? Where in New Jersey? I’d like to shake your hand. (Yes, butter has hands)

  • Anonymous

    she a comedian… thats what they do: make jokes out of everyone

  • Anonymous

    Whew. I’m on a roll!!!
    ————
    LMAO!

  • Anonymous

    Jonas Brothers = Fail.
    Chelsea Handler = Win.

    Obviously Chelsea Handler isn’t going to have fans under the age of 15. I mean she has very raunchy humor, children don’t even understand her jokes.

    Chelsea attracts an older audiance so for oceanup.com to even post something on her is pretty weird.

    Chelsea Handler FTW

  • hate chelsea

    I HATE CHELSEA THE FAT BITCH WOMAN TOOOO DEATH!!!
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    I HATE CHELSEA THE FAT BITCH WOMAN TOOOO DEATH!!!
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    I HATE CHELSEA THE FAT BITCH WOMAN TOOOO DEATH!!!
    I HATE CHELSEA THE FAT BITCH WOMAN TOOOO DEATH!!!

    1 MORE THING CHELSEA WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING HUNY….

  • natasha

    FIRST!!

  • shelbyrian

    Lmfao,
    “You’re an old ugly bitch!”
    I love Chelsea, even if she is totally biased, most of what she says is hilarious.
    (Although, after a while, the virgin jokes become repeated. And a little annoying.)
    This coming from a Jonas fan :D

  • Anonymous

    hah! shes annoying. greeatly dislike her.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    DCMFTC SUCKED ASS! I thought i would love it, but ive only listened to that song like 3 times completely through. My least fave JB song of all time. That guy has talent though. The Much Better remix is really good and so is the Remember December one!

  • Jonas 4 Canada

    I know the cover is so good!
    Just wondering, will there be pics from the Joe Jonas fun run?

  • meli

    RANDOM

    anyone else get really turned on to the Bridge of Poison ivy. sorry im listening to it and i just did 0.0

  • Cass

    She’s an odd lady. I don’t like her, but that’s probably – and most definitely – because I’m a huge Jonas fan. But also, I tend to not like people who are proud that so many people hate them.
    And the girl who said “Get off the Grey Goose [Martini]” is awesome!

  • Butter

    Oh, no…I’m not getting kinky, i’m just being friendly!!

    Sorry for the misunderstanding.

  • Anonymous

    EVERYBODY LOVES CHALSEA!!!! SHES THE BEST!
    EVERYBODY LOVES CHALSEA!!!! SHES THE BEST!
    EVERYBODY LOVES CHALSEA!!!! SHES THE BEST!
    EVERYBODY LOVES CHALSEA!!!! SHES THE BEST!
    EVERYBODY LOVES CHALSEA!!!! SHES THE BEST!
    EVERYBODY LOVES CHALSEA!!!! SHES THE BEST!
    EVERYBODY LOVES CHALSEA!!!! SHES THE BEST!
    EVERYBODY LOVES CHALSEA!!!! SHES THE BEST!
    EVERYBODY LOVES CHALSEA!!!! SHES THE BEST!
    EVERYBODY LOVES CHALSEA!!!! SHES THE BEST!
    EVERYBODY LOVES CHALSEA!!!! SHES THE BEST!

    NOBODY CARES JONAS FANS!

  • Anonymous

    Don’t hate, masterbate.

    Oh, wait. She already does.

  • Elle

    i dont FUCKING understand why everybody is saying that nicks had sex because he has a dimple …..what happen if you have a dimple .. i need HELP PLEASE…
    SOMEONE REPLY TO ME

    http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/b138698_One_Bonus_Cherry_Poppin__Blind_Vice.html

    People are trying to guess who the ‘mystery’ couple is.

  • Anonymous

    ahaha not really
    her career is going down to fucking hell real soon
    she is an idiot
    she is a total fake
    and she wants to rape a 18 year old so suck it
    and people should care

  • Anonymous

    haha

  • Anonymous

    Ella Fitzgeralds voice is like buttah!!

  • XD

    lol she’s funny! as a Jonas fan, i say you guys need to chill out. some of us fans are actually NOT crazy, and just because she calls them “pubeheads” she’s just KIDDING. go buy yourselves a sense of humor!

    notice how the ones hating are like little teenies who i doubt even stay up late enough to watch?

  • Smileytc18

    LOL I love the jonas brothers but chelsea is freaking hilarious ,it’s funny and I don’t mind or get uset jonas brothers rock

  • meli

    right?!?! GOD JB CONTACT HIM NOW!!

  • jbfan

    Haha, do you think he actually ran? Because when Nick had his diabetes walk away ago, I heard Nick didn’t even walk. lol So I don’t know if Joe will either, but maybe.

  • Anonymous

    i bet u chickapow is mah oonah furtty urtty!!!

  • Anonymous

    Oh get the fuck over it.
    She’s a COMEDIAN.
    It’s what she does.

  • Anonymous

    Do you fans realize that the JB don’t give a fuck?

    I mean really. They probably don’t even know who she is.

  • Anonymous

    guys do we know who the blind vices are yet? Will he tell?Can he?


    I know nobody will believe this, or wants to believe it is true, but it is Nick and Miley. Tim has given a bunch of hints on his twitter that it is them.

  • Anonymous

    LAST

  • Anonymous

    shes really funny but she can be a bitch

  • Anonymous

    Oh yes. Chickapow is DEFINATELY my Oonah Furtty Urtty.

    …And so much more than that.

  • Anonymous

    In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight.

  • Kendra

    i love chelsea. she’s fucking hilarious. =]

  • Brittany :)

    ha if i got interviewed i would have been like chelsea i love you lol she’s funny the jonas brohters themselves said they can laugh at themselves so why can’t we they can take a joke i love chelsea and the jonas brothers

  • Anonymous

    —————
    ok its not nick and miley
    reason one – they said last year nick and miley weren’t speaking last year
    reason two – if they weren’t speaking they wouldn’t have done a show together
    reason three – when they did HM its on a studio so no trailers and that was TWO years ago
    reason four- do you really think nick and with his image would go around telling everyone about
    reason five-jb and miley are not up and coming

    They said a year OR SO ago. And I hear what your saying, and I should have made this clearer, but if it’s NOT Nick and Miley, he is making it completely sound like Nick and Miley.
    With the clues he has given, in the original article and on his twitter, then who is it?
    It has to be someone very popular, Disney related, underage, cute, a girl with hiccups and a boy with dimples? Tell me who else it could POSSIBLY be????

  • Melissa.

    I don’t care for Chelsea but it annoys me how some Jonas fans call her a bitch, stupid, and an idiot just for not liking the Jonas Brothers. They make it seem like it’s a crime for not liking them and that they must call her out on it.

  • jerseygirl

    Butter has hands? Well I’ll be damned! You learn something new everyday! I bet butter’s hands are pretty greasy though. LOL

    Anyway, I’m from Hudson county but unfortunately moved away from the great Garden State a few years ago. But regardless of where I live, I will always be a Jersey girl at heart. :D

  • New Yorker37

    Comedians don’t have to be bitches to be funny. Look at Ellen Degeneres, she’s hilarious and she never puts down anyone. But the fact that Chelsea Handler picks on teenage stars is just a little weird. Can’t she diss someone her own age, at least? They’re young enough to be her freaking kids. Plus, she isn’t even funny :l
    —–
    I so agree with you. Just because you’re a comedian doesn’t mean that you have the right to make fun of everyone. Ellen Degeneres is a great example of a comedian not making fun of everybody. Also, look at George Lopez, he makes fun of himself and his culture. There are tons of ways to be funny without being rude or making fun of someone else.

  • Anonymous

    LASSSST

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    http://WWW.LUV2LUVJONAS.COM

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  • BFA

    Don’t sweat it, we’ve all had our fair share of “typos gone wrong” on OceanUp. Lol, that’s the way I imagined it in my head. Like Nick squinting while listening to the song in all seriousness and being like “Hm, we need something in there…I got it! An epicly long horn solo!” Yeah, Mr. President – turns out that wasn’t that great of an idea ;) Lol, but whatever – I still LOVE the original song. I just love this rap remix MORE. We should totally find a way to get the JB to listen to this version. It would be great, I think they would love it. Especially Joe, cause the guy’s take on “Jomilla’s” story seems like it would be right on target.

  • meli

    LMFAO! proof that Jonas fans are the fucking shit. everyone else GET ON OUR LEVEL!!
    HAHAHAHA wooow i like chelsea but that was awesome. she deserved it lol

  • meli

    OH GOD yes. that song was not only boring but just bad. like it wasn’t singing it was likr groaning the song. idk it was off. i also dont like before the storm. those are the only songs i didnt like :/ but in all seriousness i want JB to hear this remix!

  • Elle

    RANDOM

    anyone else get really turned on to the Bridge of Poison ivy. sorry im listening to it and i just did 0.0

    Thank God, I’m not the only one.

  • Anonymous

    There should have been a fourth choice in this poll. I know who you are, I don’t hate you but I don’t think you are funny in any way so I don’t have anything to do with you.

  • Anonymous

    Your whole comment was “Fail”.

  • Popeye

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrg, has anyone seen me Olive Oyl?!

  • Anonymous

    i love the jonas brothers and i love chelsea. i just think these two worlds shouldn’t overlap due to the lashback. she just doesn’t care and i find that hilarious!

  • jbfan

    Haha yeah, I love that song! :)

  • teh REAL Puff Daddy

    Ooofeh deh ougin teizer.

  • Marissa

    I LOVE CHELSEA! SHES FRICKIN HILARIOUS

  • Hannah.

    well of course the LITTLE GIRSLS are going to hate her. take a joke people.
    i think chelsea is fucking hilarious, and i’m a jonas brothers fan.
    i laughed at the things she said in that video about them.
    why do all give a shit what people think about them anyways? who cares?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Haha i hope this guy gets a little famous off of us doing him a favor. He deserves it though. Boy has potential and it’s awesome that he listens to Disney stars’ music.

  • Anonymous

    guys do we know who the blind vices are yet? Will he tell?Can he?

    I know nobody will believe this, or wants to believe it is true, but it is Nick and Miley. Tim has given a bunch of hints on his twitter that it is them.
    I MEANT TO WRITE TED, NOT TIM. FROM THE AWFUL TRUTH. CHECK HIS TWITTER
    —–
    That’s what i’ve been saying i mean he made it WAY to obvious.


    Thank you! Finally! I honestly CAN NOT believe people are not all over this. He said as much as he could, without saying it I guess b/c they are minors so he legally can’t.

    Ocean uppers, are you listening??? HE has basically said it’s Nick and Miley! Where are their publicists? Where are you guys?????? Has nobody else caught on to all the hints?

    ———-
    OMG! i think that too like i dont get how people are saying its demi lovato cause it definitely isn’t he basically said it on his twitter and also on his website when he pretty much said that nick likes her bad

  • Anonymous

    lmao IM def. sending it! oh and im putting it on twitter!
    its awesome.

  • Butter

    Such a compliment!! God bless you!

  • BFA

    Lmao, I would send it to him too – but I have no idea what Tim’s email is. Haha, that’s why I’ve never sent anything to him.

  • Anonymous

    Lol, I saw this before on Youtube.
    It’s so funny :P
    But obviously, I bet the guy told them what to say on camera. I mean really? 2 Little girls saying it on cue at the same time? I bet they don’t even know who Chelsea Handler is. Besides, I bet some of those fans who do know of CH have more things to say than that lol.

  • jerseygirl

    Hey girlie! How are ya?

    And yes, I imagine there will definitely be pix. *waiting patiently for sweaty Joe pix*

    And yes, I think he definitely did run. The boy is a runner and his promo invited people to run WITH him.

  • Anonymous

    i saw a pic of him running, pretty sure it was from today

  • Anonymous

    wow nick didnt even walk? that was kind of douchey of him

  • Anonymous

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  • sr

    i think chelsea has a huge crush on all the boys but she’s way over the hill to do anything about it

  • Hannah

    OMG! u no i heard of her before but i never seen her talk until right now! i am a HUGE Jonas fan u dont even no! this made me cry! how dare she! my sister hated the Jonas brothers and everything disney so i dont care if any body hates them. almost all of my best friends arent fans. but how fucking dare she. wat a bitch. she doesnt have to go that far. it doesnt only hurt JB it hurts big fans. because to ppl like me they arent just a band they mean alot more. fucking bitch. old hag.

  • Kanye West

    Uht. Joe Jonas your mine.

  • teh REAL Puff Daddy

    Urnter heedee shaw dido maxi-pants fawfawfaw

  • kate

    i love how she doesnt let critisism bother her,
    but..
    she IS a bitch
    and i definitely dont like her

  • Anonymous

    you bitches,get overr it, these jb fans are ridiculosss
    LOVE CHELSEA SHES THE BESST, and shes gorgeouss to :)

  • Anonymous

    i hate how she thinks shes hilarious and the shit.
    no chelsea you just are shit.

  • jerseygirl

    Yes it’s hot.

    Still prefer Joe’s moaning in Hey Baby though.

  • jerseygirl

    HaHa! That’s ok – it’s all good.

    I think margarine sucks, btw.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAA those girls are hilarious!
    lmao!
    Chelsea ftw!

  • BFA

    I know! Ugh, they really need to hear that. It’s epic. That version would definitely fare better on the radio than their original version, especially because it has rap in it. I think people would like it more for that and they would possibly give JB a little more music credibility. They should really consider contacting this guy if they hear it, cause it would be an awesome single!

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    Yeah, I really hope it makes it onto OU! And i like rap, but only certain consistent rap artists, not the bimbos like SouljaBoy. This song would hit it off on radio very well and people would probably forget about the whole Taylor reference because of the rap verse so there wouldnt be alot of drama. New JB post..well kinda. Trace Cyrus is talking crap about JB again *sigh* I’ll be on there.

  • Anonymous

    Let me preface this statement with the fact that I don’t like or care about the Jonas Brothers, and I think that their fan girls are insane. However, I don’t like Chelsea. She’s just so full of hate towards everyone. Instead of laughing when I see her show, I just feel nasty. She’s not witty, she’s just vitriolic. And really, the same jokes about alcohol and sex aren’t funny day after day. It’s just really not my scene, but if you like that, go for it. However, Jonas teenies, if you want to prove a point to a comedian, first you should think of something clever to say. And then, learn how to use homonyms correctly.

  • Anonymous

    guys do we know who the blind vices are yet? Will he tell?Can he?

    I know nobody will believe this, or wants to believe it is true, but it is Nick and Miley. Tim has given a bunch of hints on his twitter that it is them.

    I MEANT TO WRITE TED, NOT TIM. FROM THE AWFUL TRUTH. CHECK HIS TWITTER

  • Anonymous

    JB fans need to be a little less obsesive and phyco. they’re the reason why nick, kevin, and joe jonas wont ever be taken seriously. they need to just calm down and take a chill.

  • Anonymous

    Pfft. EVERYBODY’S a tweenie. Even the people who call others a tweenie. I’m a tweenie. And every celeb has tweenie fans. JB, Miley, Demi, Selena, Taylor, Twilight…even Hugh Hefner.

    So long, TWEENIES. You’re all an EPIC FAIL.

  • Anonymous

    ummm, you need to actually think before you submit because you just made NO sense! she was talking about the jonas brothers! and im sorry to break it to ya but when she talks about them and THEIR FANS in kinda involves us so yeah! and that bitch doesnt need her own show! what she needs is something productive to do like working in a factory! no one needs a show to diss people! thats what haters are for and we already got enough of them so why dont all you chelsea fans need to FUCK OFF! kay!

  • Marissa

    I LOVE CHELSEA SHES FRICKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • BFA

    Oh P.S. I was on NickJOnline and Kimmy posted this Rap Remix of “Much Better”. So, I checked it out and it’s actually really good. Normally I think rap + JB = epic fail, but unlike “Don’t Charge Me For the Crime”, this is an epic win. It’s the same song except at around the 2:25 mark, the rap part comes in. It’s really good, you guys should listen. I think we should somehow get JB to hear it too. This guy did a great job and he deserves to be recognized for it. Give it a shot!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loLqsbWVDUo

  • Anonymous

    Your whole comment was “Fail”.


    How so teenie?

  • Katie

    Comedians don’t have to be bitches to be funny. Look at Ellen Degeneres, she’s hilarious and she never puts down anyone. But the fact that Chelsea Handler picks on teenage stars is just a little weird. Can’t she diss someone her own age, at least? They’re young enough to be her freaking kids. Plus, she isn’t even funny :l

  • Anonymous

    haha, very true

  • Anonymous

    LMAO @ the girl who called her a bitch.

  • jerseygirl

    PEOPLE – how could you NOT know OU’s email?

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  • jonasrocks twilightSUCKS

    this is exactly why jonas fans HATE chelsea…
    but those jonas fans were funny. jobro fans are the best! :)

  • Selena Gomez

    Tell me something I don’t know, Chelsea.

  • “And I shoulda thought twice before I said ‘How do you do gi

    What the hell. She’s a comedian. I bet most fan/hater tweenies want to believe that putting comments like “HeheJoNAz fahgs takk Dat!” or “I Ville kIll hER!” will somehow make you more important to society, but it won’t. ALL celebrities get made fun of. The Jonas Brothers are living their lives, why don’t the rest of you live yours. And I’m talking to fans AND haters.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LMAO@groaning the song! That’s the word for it! I was like WTF?…and skipped it lol. It was SO awkward to listen to. I mean common is amazing but that rock sound did not go with his lyrics. I really hope JB hears that song. may be someone could send the remix into OU and the boys might see it?!

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  • Anonymous

    ROFL, I love the girl that was like “Chelsea, you’re an old bitch!” LMFAO

  • Butter

    Yep! It’s true! But I wear gloves, so they aren’t that greasy.

  • Anonymous

    LMAO.

  • jbfan

    Lol yeah, that’s what people who were there said. Like he showed up and everything, but he left before the walk started.

  • Amanda

    I freakin hate that bitch

  • meli

    Haha i hope this guy gets a little famous off of us doing him a favor. He deserves it though. Boy has potential and it’s awesome that he listens to Disney stars’ music.

    =============
    yeah i hope so to. if someone could give me the Oceanup mail that would be great. FOUND IT! EVERYONE MESSAGE HIM IT
    oceanUP.Twitter@gmail.com
    send it there.
    :]

  • Nick Jonas

    Fuck this bitch.

  • Anonymous

    i love how she doesnt let critisism bother her,
    but..
    she IS a bitch
    and i definitely dont like her

    go hug you jonas aka pube heads pillow it will make you feel better.

  • Anonymous

    Chelsea Lately said something nice about me. I think. Thank you. I think.
    39 minutes ago from UberTwitter

    MILEY CYRUS LATEST TWEET.

    she does check OCEANUP zomg!

  • Anonymous

    alright first she messes with the jonas brothers now she is messing with the fans! thats not right! that bitch needs to be fired for being such a BITCH!

  • Anonymous

    BWOOSH.

  • Anonymous

    whoo cares about chelseaa, CHUY is where it’s at! :)

  • Joe Jonas

    I love Chelsea Handler.
    She maybe my rebound girl ;)

  • Amber

    OMG! u no i heard of her before but i never seen her talk until right now! i am a HUGE Jonas fan u dont even no! this made me cry! how dare she! my sister hated the Jonas brothers and everything disney so i dont care if any body hates them. almost all of my best friends arent fans. but how fucking dare she. wat a bitch. she doesnt have to go that far. it doesnt only hurt JB it hurts big fans. because to ppl like me they arent just a band they mean alot more. fucking bitch. old hag.
    ——————————————–
    this is so right! and pube heads? virgins? so fucking wat if their virgins! thats a good thing! and off key music? i was at the concert in LA and they made that concert the best Jonas concert ive ever been to and ive been to 4 Jonas concerts!she just says these things cuz shes a fucking ass hole with no life and if jealous that they have a career and she dont!

  • Anonymous

    hi guysss!
    check out my channel http://www.youtube.com/user/makeshiftblue =) i’m working on this Gender Bender project, which is basically getting singers
    and switching their voice to the opposite gender! i have singers like miley, lady gaga, and taylor swift with their “male” voices! even JUSTIN BIEBER with his *new* single one time, in a MORE MALE voice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f2j0q4ZeZQ

  • arnell

    i love jb
    but i love chelsea
    fans need to chill she is just doing here job
    like other comedins

  • Anonymous

    WHY ARE YOU HERE?!??!!!!!!!!!!!??? o_O

  • Anonymous

    YOU THINK SHE CARES WHAT YOU THINK? chelsea handler is amazing and she can talk about whatever and whoever she wants. She talks about other celebrities all the time and you dont see their fans complaining and going on about it! Grow up Jonas fans and realize NOT EVERYONE LIKES THE JONAS BROTHERS! She is an amazing comedian WHO IS NOT AFRAID TO SAY HER OPINION OR THOUGHTS unlike alot of people. Now SHUT UP AND QUIT YOUR WHINING AND COMPLAINING!

  • jbfan

    Haha, I love the Jonas Brothers and everything, but the fans making such a big deal about it should just stop. I mean, she’s gonna make jokes about them no matter. And they’re just making themselves look stupid.

  • Jenny

    I love Chelsea so fucking much. And im a Jonas Fan. But all of u saying she’s a bitch.. is just a compliment to her. hahahah She fucks with everyone and hell she even has a segment called ‘FatBaby’ where she asks people to send in pictures of their fat babies. ahahaha She is the shit i luv her. and The funnies person ever. And know that she turned the sleeve and now loves Miley (who she used to hate) is kinda a bad sign towards Miley. lol Luv HER

  • jerseygirl

    Chelsea Lately said something nice about me. I think. Thank you. I think.
    39 minutes ago from UberTwitter

    MILEY CYRUS LATEST TWEET.

    she does check OCEANUP zomg!
    —————————-
    Or somebody she knows actually watches Chelsea’s show on tv.

  • Anonymous

    Ok guys I will spell it out.
    someone guesses Chace and Taylor. Ted says no, think younger. Then this same person asks Nick and Miley and funny but Ted ignores them…

    Someone asks: any more clues on who tobey yum yum is? im curious :P is he talked about a lot?

    Ted says: yes Yum Yum as popular as he is cute!

    Then somebody asks:I’m honestly dying to know who the heck the blind vice couple is….anything to do with disney?

    Ted says:uh, sorta, but don’t tell anybody

    Remember, he calls the JB the yum yum boys or something like that.

  • jbfan

    Haha yeah, we kind of already figured out she checks OceanUP. lol

  • Anonymous

    guys do we know who the blind vices are yet? Will he tell?Can he?

    I know nobody will believe this, or wants to believe it is true, but it is Nick and Miley. Tim has given a bunch of hints on his twitter that it is them.
    I MEANT TO WRITE TED, NOT TIM. FROM THE AWFUL TRUTH. CHECK HIS TWITTER
    —–
    That’s what i’ve been saying i mean he made it WAY to obvious.


    Thank you! Finally! I honestly CAN NOT believe people are not all over this. He said as much as he could, without saying it I guess b/c they are minors so he legally can’t.

    Ocean uppers, are you listening??? HE has basically said it’s Nick and Miley! Where are their publicists? Where are you guys?????? Has nobody else caught on to all the hints?
    —————
    ok its not nick and miley
    reason one – they said last year nick and miley weren’t speaking last year
    reason two – if they weren’t speaking they wouldn’t have done a show together
    reason three – when they did HM its on a studio so no trailers and that was TWO years ago
    reason four- do you really think nick and with his image would go around telling everyone about
    reason five-jb and miley are not up and coming

  • Anonymous

    I love Chelsea. Although, she’s not really that funny. But I watch her show every night, because her round tables crack me up.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    I know! Ugh, they really need to hear that. It’s epic. That version would definitely fare better on the radio than their original version, especially because it has rap in it. I think people would like it more for that and they would possibly give JB a little more music credibility. They should really consider contacting this guy if they hear it, cause it would be an awesome single!
    ———–
    Exactly! and i love that the extremely long horn solo is replaced by that great rape! If it were to be a single on radio, the minute horn solo would turn alot of people off from the song!

  • Caroline

    lol “a video in which i attempted to boobie rape Joe Jonas”

    haha, i’m a Jonas Fan, and i love her :)

  • meli

    RANDOM

    anyone else get really turned on to the Bridge of Poison ivy. sorry im listening to it and i just did 0.0

    Thank God, I’m not the only one.

    ======
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfXy14VV-gY

    OH………..MY…………0.0

  • Anonymous

    Everybody Loves Jonas Brothers
    Nobody cares about Chelsea

  • The Intellegent Life Form

    Ooooooooooh tee dee tee!!!

    Titi-mow!!!!

  • Anonymous

    You are obviously under the age of 15. And yet, you might try to reply to me, denying it. But you know you can’t. And yeah, I’m a teenie…but you are too. You’re on OceanUp.

  • BFA

    Yeah, I just posted on there too. I’m heading over there now. Peace guys! :)

  • Anonymous

    ok its not nick and miley
    reason one – they said last year nick and miley weren’t speaking last year
    reason two – if they weren’t speaking they wouldn’t have done a show together
    reason three – when they did HM its on a studio so no trailers and that was TWO years ago
    reason four- do you really think nick and with his image would go around telling everyone about
    reason five-jb and miley are not up and coming

    They said a year OR SO ago. And I hear what your saying, and I should have made this clearer, but if it’s NOT Nick and Miley, he is making it completely sound like Nick and Miley.
    With the clues he has given, in the original article and on his twitter, then who is it?
    It has to be someone very popular, Disney related, underage, cute, a girl with hiccups and a boy with dimples? Tell me who else it could POSSIBLY be????
    ————–
    ok but like i said HM filmed on a studio no trailers nick would never brag about it and there deff. not up and coming

  • Anonymous

    lmfaoo i <3 chelsea handler

  • jerseygirl

    But I bet they’re soft.

  • Anonymous

    im a big jonas fan!!! but shes sooo funny this was sooo fuckin funnnnny!!!!!!!! LMAO…….. LITTERALLY!!!!!!!!!

  • …..

    I think shes funny but sometimes she goes to far. and like with the JB jokes it just gets to a point where shes straight up cruel. but most of the time its okay

  • Anonymous

    HER CAREER ISNT GOING DOWN THE DRAIN. her show was just picked up for 4 MORE SEASONS! can you guarantee the pubic hair afro brothers will be around 4 more years? NO! you are probably some 13 year old girl who only watches disney channel and doesn’t know of a world outside of it.

  • Anonymous

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    check out my channel http://www.youtube.com/user/makeshiftblue =) i’m working on this Gender Bender project, which is basically getting singers
    and switching their voice to the opposite gender! i have singers like miley, lady gaga, and taylor swift with their “male” voices! even the JOBROS, world war III, FEMALE version! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I98Ff2DrY48&feature=channel_page

  • Anonymous

    im a jonas fan but chelsea is a comedian- its her job to rag and make jokes on people, life, celebs, etc.

    just like dane cook. all you people were like OMJ OMJ OMJ DANE COOK DISSED VANESSAAA D:

    they’re comedians sooooooooo get over it.

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    LOL@”Epicly long horn solo” haha Nick’s serious side makes me laugh so much. I love the original song too, but the rap remix is just better imo. It would fare well on radio too. It has the jazz sound, pop sound, and rap sound so many fans of different genres would probably listen to it. And i do think JB would love it. There’s no slander, the rap makes sense and the guys spin on “Jomilla’s” story does fit. We could get Big Rob to do it at shows or that guy could like tour with them! I really hope someone has sent it to OU!

  • Tara

    omg that was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, I LOVE CHELSEA but JB MORE <3

  • Brenda Song

    NO! Than what am I going to do?

  • http://Www.oceanup.com CornPopsGirl!!! <33

    I’ll be your rebound girl any day Joseph… ;)

  • Anonymous

    I love the Selena/burrito jokes.

  • Anonymous

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    oceanupped@gmail.com

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    OKAY EVERYONE SEND IT. i just wanna see if it actually works lol lets see ho powerful we truly are haha

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA “chuy i know your my real father contact me” LMAO

  • Anonymous

    I THINK CHELSEA BEATS THEM ALL
    FUCK YOU VIRGIN MUSKETEERS.

  • Anonymous

    i LOVE LOVE the jonas brothers but chelsea handler is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funnyy and i love her and these uptight jonas fans have to loosen uuupppp

  • Anonymous

    That’s what i’m talking about!!

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  • No Bitchassness

    guys do we know who the blind vices are yet? Will he tell?Can he?

    I know nobody will believe this, or wants to believe it is true, but it is Nick and Miley. Tim has given a bunch of hints on his twitter that it is them.

    I MEANT TO WRITE TED, NOT TIM. FROM THE AWFUL TRUTH. CHECK HIS TWITTER

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    That’s what i’ve been saying i mean he made it WAY to obvious.

  • Anonymous

    Comedians don’t have to be bitches to be funny. Look at Ellen Degeneres, she’s hilarious and she never puts down anyone. But the fact that Chelsea Handler picks on teenage stars is just a little weird. Can’t she diss someone her own age, at least? They’re young enough to be her freaking kids. Plus, she isn’t even funny :l

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    lmao. I agree 100%

  • Stacey

    haha, yeah. i remember that video.. :)

  • Anonymous

    i sent it

  • Anonymous

    She wouldn’t last a minute If she was interviewing jonas fans.

  • Anonymous

    i know this is kinda random but since its on the topic of jonas brothers i say i would rather have miley cyrus
    date joe jonas than her date nick
    nick should date demi lovato
    joe and miley have so much fun together

  • Anonymous

    Everybody Loves Jonas Brothers
    Nobody cares about Chelsea

    correction:

    Everybody Under The Age Of 12 Loves Jonas Brothers.
    Everybody cares about Chelsea.

  • Gaston

    As a specimen, yes I’m intimidating!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I like the little girl at 2:00
    She just outright said it so funny lol.
    “Chelsea. I hate you, you’re stupid!”
    Not really any expression on her face haha
    with a litttttle accent-ish.

  • Cheyanne

    I HATE THAT BITCH!

  • Unknown

    I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Chelsea!! She is so funny and this is really being blown out of proportion. It’s not like she talks about the Jonas Brothers everyday. She discusses and pokes fun a lot of different people and events. So everyone just calm down. It’s a joke!!

  • Anonymous

    YESSSSSSSSS

  • Anonymous

    lol is that spanish girl really chuy’s daughter?

  • Anonymous

    Whatever i would love a job where i could hate on talentless kids like JB and Miley and still get paid for it.
    WIN!

  • Joe Jonas

    Oh haiii Corn Pops Girl.

    Maybe you can be rebound #5?

    I already got Chelsea Handler, Brenda Song, Demi Lovato, Mandy…

    I’m sure I can squeeeeeze you in ;D

  • Anonymous

    Everybody Loves Jonas Brothers
    Nobody cares about Chelsea

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    FACT