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YOU are the loser.

David and Jake rocks!!

I forgot to say I adore Jake . He is always sorely underappreciated. He's my favorite on wowp, besides Selena of course.

Uh
I like a long haired thick red bone
Open up her legs then filet Mignon that pussy
Ima get in and on that pussy
If she let me in Ima own that pussy
Gon' throw it back and bust it open like you posed' to
Girl I got that dope dick
Now come here let me dope you
You gon' be a dope fiend
Your friends should call you dopey
Tell em' keep my name out they mouth if they don't know me
Huh
But you can't come and tunecha
I'll fuck the whole group
Baby I'm a groupie
My sex game is stupid
My head is the dumbest
I promise
I should be hooked on phonics
haha

But anyway I think you're bionic
And I don't think you're beautiful
I think you're beyond it
And I just wanna get behind it
and watch you
(back it up and dump it back-
back it up and dump it back)

[CHORUS:]
Cause' we like her
And we like her too
And we like her
And we like her too
And we like her
And we like her too
And we like her
And she like us too

I wish I could fuck every girl in the world
I wish I could fuck every girl in the world
I wish I could fuck every girl in the world

[Drake:]
yea
alright
(ohh ohhh)
She be jumpin up and down
Tryna fit that ass in
Took her half an hour
Just to get that belt to fasten
All they want to talk about is partyin' and fashion
Every single night I have a dream that I am smashin
Them all
Young Money man this shit so timeless
And I'm in the mood to get faded so please bring your finest
And what are all your names again we drunk remind us
Are any y'all into girls like I am lets be honest

She wants me she wants me
Cause' I got it all shawty tell me what you don't see
I will fuck with all y'all
All y'all are beautiful
I just cant pick one so you can never say I'm choosy hoes
And Wayne say pussy pussy pussy
And weed and alcohol seem to satisfy us all
Damn
And every time I think of staying with her
She bring that friend around that make a nigga reconsider man

CHORUS

[Jae Millz:]
I aint being disrespectful baby I'm just being Millz
And I don't know how fake feels so I gotta keep it real
I just wanna fuck every girl in the world
Every model every singer every actress every diva
Every house of diddy chick every college girl every skeezer
Stripper and every desperate housewife that resemble eva
My role model was wilt
So married woman or milf
It don't matter who you is miss
You can get the business
Haaaa

[Gudda Gudda:]
These hoes is gods gift like Christmas
I like em caramel skin long hair thick ass
And I swear I'm feelin all y'all
I'm scrollin down my call log
And Ima call all y'all
My butter pecan Puerto Rican
She screamin out papi every time a nigga deep in
And I'm about to get my Bill Clinton on
And Hilary can Ride em' too boy I gets my pimpin on

CHORUS

[Mack Maine:]
And bitch Im Mack Maine -aine -aine -aine
Sanaa Lathan
Meagan Good
Angelina Jolie
Hah
D Woods
For free suites Id give Paris Hilton all-nighters
In about 3 years, HOLLA AT ME MILEY CYRUS
I don't discriminate, no not at all
Kit kat a midget if that ass soft I break her off
I exchange V cards with the retards
And get behind the Christian like DR cuz he are
Mack Mizzo
baby
Cause he are Mack Mizzo
Baby

[CHORUS:]
Cause' we like her
And we like her too
And we like her
And we like her too
And we like her
And we like her too
And we like her
And she like us too

I wish I could fuck every girl in the world
I wish I could fuck every girl in the world
I wish I could fuck every girl in the world

Eenie meenie minnie moe,
so much bitches at our shows,
different state a different hoe,
which of them should I take home ?

Sex tonight, let's sex tonight (x4)

Come on girl let me see you shake, now drop that ass like you need a break
like uhh uhh,
now take a breath, I wanna make your pussy wet (like OOOHH)
You're just a groupie
Bitch, I don't need a roofie to get up in that butt
Here's a list of bitches I fucked:

Madonna, Cassandra, Quintana, Qiana, your mama,
Brandy, and Sandy, Mandy, Melissa, Rachelle, and Candy,
Jessica, Sarah, Jaquelen,
Kelly, Christina, Jasmine,
Crystal, Maria, Madison (aww wait hold up)

Eenie meenie minnie moe,
so much bitches at our shows,
different state a different hoe,
which of them should I take home ?

Sex tonight, let's sex tonight (x4)

OOHH YEAH!
I got you wasted make you wanna scream out (OHH YEAH!)
Let's get it poppin', panties droppin' to the (FLOOR YEAH!)
This bitch is crazy, makes me wanna smack a (HOE YEAH!)
But I'm not like that, I'm a gentleman (NOT)

You fuckin' bitch, come suck my dick
I hate these fuckin' whores
This is a war
Between two gangsters
If you don't like me
you can fight me with my white T on
cause I'm against your cause

Eenie meenie minnie moe,
so much bitches at our shows,
different state a different how,
which of them should I take home ?

Sex tonight, let's sex tonight (x4)

(OH YEAH!) I got these bitches on my jock dog
(OH YEAH!) You got the buns, I got the hotdog
(OH YEAH!) Girl, we can snuggle in the back of the bus
Now here's a list of other bitches that I happen to fuck:

Alicia, Teresa, Alyssa, Marissa, your teacher,
your grandma, your auntie, your girlfriend, and probably your sister.
Nicole, Victoria, Lindsay Lohan, and MILEY CYRUS,
I probably fucked every girl in this room tonight, be quiet

Eenie meenie minnie moe,
so much bitches at our shows,
different state a different hoe,
which of them should I take home ?

Sex tonight, let's sex tonight (x4)

(OH YEAH!) Jump on my bus, baby
(OH YEAH!) We like to fuck, baby
(OH YEAH!) Jump on my bus, baby
(OH YEAH!) We gunna get crunk, baby (NOT!)

hahah "wiz all over the world!"

Oh my gosh.
It's halloween.
Who in the world.
Can I be?

Zombies, or vampires.
Oh my god the living dead.

No i'm thinking more.
Popstar, A name the media always says.

The media, are you talking about like.
Perez. Dlist. I hear lindsays a dyke.

OH MY GOSH i have the perfect idea.
I'll be Demi Lovato. She should have been in Mamma Mia.

Oh my god you faggot.
I wanted to be a zombie.

Hmm, who can I be.
I'll be jude who wants to be my tommy.

No ohmygosh, you can be Selena Gomez.
Her and Demi, we'd be all over Perez.

Oh gosh good idea.
Who can the reject bea.

Reject, they call me Miley.
I'm cuter than you, Nick says I have the best Smiley.

Uhm, It's Nick and Selena.
Get a life, your even weirder than the word subpoena.

What's up with this song.
It's not even singing.

Because all it is is full of drama.
It's what we're brining.

Oh
My
Gosh.

This is the beat in the song.
Where we sing right along.
This is the only part.
Where we give all our heart.
Even though we are queers.
Our songs bring tears.

Guys can I just promote my new album?

Dykie .. Just stop.

Haters make me famous all the boys want to date me.
Even though I'm a guy they still wanna rape me

david henrie is hilarious.
oh & "are you running on a beach what's going on in the background there?"
lmao.

lol David ICU staying mum on the selena hook up in Puerto Rico.

i lovvvvvvve david and jake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uhm, i love Jake more than David :]
i would have gone to the studio today, but i live 4 hours from L.A
i heard all the girls were there for David...
i would have gone for Jake.
sorry, but i have this crazy crush on that boy<3
even if im 18 :]

i feel bad, Jakes under appericated.
he doent get enough recognition.
poor boy.
i love him.
<3

oh and to the girl who said Jakes your future husband or whatever,
think again
ill fight you for him :]
ask my friends, even people i hardly know...im legit the biggest Jake fan :]
i went to teen choice FOR HIM...
and ended up on stage hugging Nick Jonas...
not Jake. what a dissapountment :/

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Dissapointment?!
I like Jake, too, but you got to hug fucking NICK JONAS! The boy is BANGIN'.

david was sooooo making a double meaning of wiz lol

"i have a red carpet in my house and i think jake is going to walk down it"

"david is going to photograph me with his iphone"

LMAOLMAOLMAO!! gah they are hilarious.

i love them. haha.
"just getting here is a bitch."
ah, that was great.

you shoud stick with selena gomez you guys make the cutest cupple in the world already 120 people think so

they r cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute