Jonas Brothers YouTube Dance Challenge

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  • kimmy4444

    theyll never allow my kind of dancing

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Sep 25, 2009 @ 02:34 pm
    SlippinIntoTheL… said:

    we would tell you if you stopped spamming :)
    ******************

    I agree…The spamming is ridiculous..I thought this new site was supposed to get rid of that…

    I hope you are riding the waves of Oceanup nicely today!?!

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Kimmy4

    How r u? What is going on with you..? Fill me in..I apologize for being so selfish..

    My eyes lol..hear you!

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Demi.TaylorS.Fan

    they’re just gonna favorite it in yt? How about they fsvorite it, comment on it and add you as friend in youtube???

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    we would tell you if you stopped spamming :)

  • dell01

    Ms. N- I’m not sure if thats the real Kimmy4.
    I’m glad you feel rested today. :)

    I’m not doing much, waiting for the weekend. How are you?

  • Ms.aNonymous

    It doesn’t take a brainchild to figure out this is anticipatory (sp?) for their upcoming tour and the movie..damn…I bet my haters wish I were high…lol..

    Its publicity no doubt about it and a model that works….where’s Jersey when you need her? oh yeah…working hard on a career toward Communications…kudos to her..and I hope she lands the Jonai one day….

    I believe these vids help the fans help themselves to their loved ones…and why not? I would, but like I said I can find the studio and friends to do it….but it would be a bit over the top…I have to go thru what I have to go thru to get there..maybe I will do my own JB..movie…lol

    I love that they are good guys and I love that they are forbidden fruit…I want to bite them apples…lol…..don’t hate me…

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Well hon..you probably read my writing after your comment..I am okay..I always get defensive when I have done something I am not quite sure about or people I love are attacked…I don’t know how much you know about me and I will not go into it…but the day after is always hard..but I am a survivor and I love OU and people like u..I hope to not always talk about my life using the words I do…I write in poetry mode…but my life right now is more like reading a legal document…

    I hope you don’t ever go through my life experience…but today I think about the past and it is hard…

    Sorry… I promise if you chat with me I won’t be emo…as some have said..I just am going through a really hard time…thanks for caring..oh and by the way..I usually am the fun one in the crowd…

  • Rawrdom

    Omg…
    Reminds me of 2006.
    Oh how much I use to like them,But things change.
    Things sure have changed a lot…:/

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Rawrdom…

    Explain your pic of avatar if you will and what you mean? thanks

  • dell01

    Ms. N- Quote time:

    “Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular.”

    -Aristotle

  • dell01

    Ms. N-

    “We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.”
    -George Bernard Shaw

  • Ms.aNonymous

    dell01

    I feel as though I am part greek from another time. Closest I will get is Italian..and as a human well now I have wanted to go to Mykonos…my spelling may be off but I want to go there.. I have said it many times…

    Thank you…that means alot..

    Quite a nice thought for everyone to read..

  • Ms.aNonymous

    dell01

    Keep em coming GF…love your heart..

  • Rawrdom

    Rawrdom…

    Explain your pic of avatar if you will and what you mean? thanks
    _______
    Sure.
    It’s a pink floyd avatar.
    With a quote from one of their songs
    Full quote meaning “Shine on you crazy diamond”.
    Also I used to be a fan of jb back in 2006 up until sometime 2008.
    At first it was for their music like many people I saw something in them like no other.I mean it was fun being part of jbst and trying with everyone to help get them noticed Pull all nighters with people voting for them so they would win but I don’t know somewhere a long the line they were starting to seem different to me.Im NOT saying that people should stay the same forever,but it’s definitely just not like it use to be.
    Although they do still seem like sweet boys and are in it for the right reasons.I guess they weren’t the ones to change maybe i was,but yeah there’s obviously is a lot more too it.
    I don’t think they are fading like most people say though.I know they are strong and will stay in the music business for at least a few more years.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    dell01

    I hope you read for yourself what you have brought here and have the brightest day and future beyond what you think you can bare..

    You are a doer in OU and in life..

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Kimmy doesn’t mope..so I until further notice am assuming this Kimmy4 is a poser…Like old times…but just a bit quirkier…Old time posers..and can you believe I had them..lol…I did…wow…they were brave..but now they read my comments and can’t believe they can’t be me….flattering but not good all at the same time…lol

  • dell01

    Ms. N-

    “Those who cannot remember their past are condemned to repeat it.”

    -George Santayana

    That’s my favorite quote. :)

  • Ms.aNonymous

    I want a ww111 fan vid or paranoid…or Hey Baby..Turn Right would be nice does any rich bitch have access to a horse track or speedway?

  • Anonymous

    They are amazing!

    :)

  • kimmy4444

    N well yvonne calls me nicklette

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Anonymous

    Yes they are amazing..why don’t you have an account?

  • zzzzzzz

    OVER YOU HS.. CO WRITTEN BY NICK JONAS>.. HELLO MILEY… I got another question that I need answered
    But you won’t speak to me, got another problem
    That I need solved and you just don’t agree
    Don’t act like you don’t care
    Cause I know you do, yeah you do

    But I just can’t figure it out
    I’m not over you, over you
    And I just can’t leave it alone
    I’m not over you, over you

    What happened to the days
    When I knew the ways to make your body move
    Tried to get it back but the distance rolls
    I know you feel it too
    I can’t act like I don’t care
    Cause I do, yeah I do

    But I just can’t figure it out
    I’m not over you, over you
    And I just can’t leave it alone
    I’m not over you, over you
    And you just won’t pick up the phone
    I’m not over you, over you
    And I know I’ll never get through
    I’m not over you, over you

    Pick up the pictures of you and me
    I try seeing another girls
    But they were just a distraction
    Never the same attraction
    Going crazy over you

    And I just can’t figure it out
    I’m not over you, over you
    And I just can’t leave it alone
    I’m not over you, over you
    And you just won’t pick up the phone
    I’m not over you, over you
    And I know I’ll never get through
    I’m not over you, over you

    I’m not over you
    I’m not over you
    I’m not over you
    Over you

  • abc123

    zzzz no

  • LALALAReally

    Actually, getting favorite by them, often gets you more subscribers.

    So yeah, it’s a little bit of a prize if you’re into that.

  • Yo dawg

    *covers ears from teenie screams*

    they’re desperate for attention.

  • dell01

    they’re desperate for attention.
    ——-
    Excuse me? How are they desperate for attention? Just asking.

  • tater

    Disney will promote the Hannah Montana concerts in football stadiums

    Fans of Miley Cyrus, get ready! Under the column “Page 3″, the Rio newspaper O Dia, the star is scheduled to travel to Brazil in 2010. It will be the first time that the interpreter of Hannah Montana travels to the country.

    According to the publication, the idea of Disney is promoting shows the star, full of pyrotechnics in football stadiums.

    Brazill get Readdyy

  • hellloo

    OVER YOU HS.. CO WRITTEN BY NICK JONAS>.. HELLO MILEY… I got another question that I need answered
    But you won’t speak to me, got another problem
    That I need solved and you just don’t agree
    Don’t act like you don’t care
    Cause I know you do, yeah you do

    But I just can’t figure it out
    I’m not over you, over you
    And I just can’t leave it alone
    I’m not over you, over you

    What happened to the days
    When I knew the ways to make your body move
    Tried to get it back but the distance rolls
    I know you feel it too
    I can’t act like I don’t care
    Cause I do, yeah I do

    But I just can’t figure it out
    I’m not over you, over you
    And I just can’t leave it alone
    I’m not over you, over you
    And you just won’t pick up the phone
    I’m not over you, over you
    And I know I’ll never get through
    I’m not over you, over you

    Pick up the pictures of you and me
    I try seeing another girls
    But they were just a distraction
    Never the same attraction
    Going crazy over you

    And I just can’t figure it out
    I’m not over you, over you
    And I just can’t leave it alone
    I’m not over you, over you
    And you just won’t pick up the phone
    I’m not over you, over you
    And I know I’ll never get through
    I’m not over you, over you

    I’m not over you
    I’m not over you
    I’m not over you
    Over you WOW! NICK YOU TELL MILEY GOOD JOB!

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Kimmy what was the colors of the dress you wore in a pic. Why did you have to sign off for once..to help out…what did you do selflessly for some one else that I chatted with you…

  • Ms.aNonymous

    dell01

    Is this the real Kimmy4? How r u today..I took your advice and feel rested..what is up?

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Lauren….thank you..I have a great man..I know people don’t get it…but if you have an open spirit you can love more than one…but my life…our lives changed drastically in a day..and nothing will be the same..this man is good and made terrible mistakes..I heard him in the dark explain to me his thoughts ….. I never thought they would turn so bad..I feel so sick over it..I want to get high but cant..I found scotch,, which I hate..I was never a drinker..and drank ..and have in the last hour drank to ease my pain…I have to say things against my love in court..I am small fry and he is too…I don’t want him to know I had this condition…I am not over him..he has such pull on me… and yet I love A too..and I am lucky to have him I know…as of yesterday, never ever want to enter the gene pool..I dont trust my future..I can go bac kto work..when this is over..and make money to be indepednent..

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms aNonymous

    R U STILL ON??????????????

  • Ms.aNonymous

    LJ please..

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Lauren are you around?

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms aNonymous

    YES YES YES IM STILL HERE…..

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Oh wow..i just happened to come back…wow..how the hell are you..you first..go!

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms N

    I have been thinking about you the last
    couple of days to see if you are alright
    bby…..I know you are going thru a rough
    time with all the hard decisions you have
    been making……
    I am here for you as always and if there
    is anything you need Im here for you….

    It is Saturday morning here about 7.15am
    and cant sleep….In my bed with my laptop
    so talk away sweet thing…..

  • Ms.aNonymous

    I dont want to say for anyone watching in.. that scotch is the way..its disgusting..light I think its like ligher fluid..and he wants it with a lemon twist..yuck…how bout a lemon in your drink…please..so i am imbibing cuz I found it..and it gets me buzzed…damn not the buzz I want..lol…ahh..give me a break..I got rehab everyday starting MOnday..and wow…after being alone and stir crazy I am looking forward to people…like school but not..lol….and my guy A is upstanding and forgives me and knows I think of the past..and waits for me..why? I do not know….He says my spirit glows..and I say in the dark? he loves my sense of humor and I love. love his creativity..he takes pictures and makes them live..ahh…

  • lololol

    THE FUTURE OF JONAS! REAL ESTATE! JOE WILL TRY ACTING AND FAIL! KEVIN WILL DO BEHIND THE SCENES WORK! NICK WILL SONG WRITE FOR OTHER ARTISTS AND DO SOLO PROJECTS! Joe will Marry a Famous Movie Star! Very Hot and Very Blonde and get divorced. Then 5 yrs later he will finally Marry his Childhood Sweetheart Mandy. Nick will Marry Poison Ivy Miley after dating Numerous girls and trying to forget her, but he couldnt! And Kevin with Dani but no one will cares anyway about Kevin!

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms aNonymous

    take your time to consider exactly what you
    want….there is no hurry…..Im glad you
    have found comfort in A. but you need to
    stay away from the other if he has a pull
    on you……im always here for you my sweets
    and if I can do anything for you just let me
    know……

    i need to have my morning coffee or i will
    not be able to function for the rest of the
    day…..so i am off for an hour or so….
    get some rest bby and come back on later
    and we will chat about fun things…..

    we need to put greek islands on our map
    of holidays and places to see…..focus
    on all the good things coming our way….

    love you my BFF, matey and cherish our talks

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Lauren

    Right back at ya…I hope to only be selfish in one day that through my earnings I can take a friend to see the world..and meet many friends on the way….You may not like my lifestyle but the money can afford that…

    Peace to you my bff…I cherish you also..

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms N

    yesterday here in sydney it was Friday
    and there was a big game of football
    which I went to with V and his sisters
    and my family…..It was a qualifying
    finals game with my team (parramatta) and
    vinces team (bulldogs)….there were
    84,000 ppl at the game……anyway long
    story short parramatta my team won…..
    next week we play in the grandfinal and
    i am so so excited…..

    chillin out here at home today…..will
    be going over to vinces later to hang out…

    tomorrow lunch here as always with the
    family……

    doing anything but resting?????

  • kenzzzzzjonas

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX-pyB4F0SI

    WATCH MINE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!

  • LAURENJ-

    pretty pissed of with JB…..they have
    just announced new tour dates for
    december in the US which means no
    australian concert this year……pretty
    dissappointed…….

    It probably means maybe kevin is getting
    married around xmas or new year time or
    early january……who knows….

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Ah in your multi thread count sheets i presume…I love you Lauren..not in that way…but as a friend..and I treasure you..I am having a day of reflection…I miss my b/f and that I am testifying against him kills me..but I got word that he wanted me to do it that his is working a plea…I dont know ….yesterday something died..and I kinda died too..if ya catch me..I cant recover so quick..I had calls from friends in my work and they cant wait to see me..and I ask how they are are..and here all the things I could do..I do here the slirring or staccato voice and I know they are high..and it is something your ear wouldnt catch…high functioning addicts…I dont judge them i am them but I am here and they are free and going out…. I am jealous..

    so that is me with mags i didnt read yesterday.. to sort out..I like high energy and that I am bored.. and this is my life..Rehab on Monday..I am looking forward to people…lol

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Ahh go your team.!!!! So you had different teams..well now..lol…that happens…

    lots in the states ya know…

    Nice you were with the family and the families mixed…how to be a fly on the wall for that one eh?

    AH I am happy your happy ..I truly mean that..

    GOOOOOOO Parramatta…lol

  • andreaVeronika

    jonas <3

  • lololol

    THEY HAVE TO TOUR! THEY ARENT MILEY WHERE SHE GETS MILLIONS OF DOWNLOADS AND HER CDS SELL!

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms aNonymous

    I know you are hurting about some of
    the decisions you were making bby but
    I want you to think about your future
    and how better you can make it and all
    the things you want to accomplish in it…

    There is no use dwelling on what has happened
    because it will make you more hurt and upset
    and could depress you even more….

    just say “what is done is done” and now
    I look “for a better future” for myself…..

    I know you are smart and bright and talented
    and you have so much to offer the world….
    It wont happen overnight but it will
    happen……Rehab is a good place to start
    in getting rid of your demons……and
    as for your boyfriend I truly believe he
    loves you and is looking out for you….If
    he understands and is telling you to do whatever it takes to set yourself free then
    do it……I pray he gets off lightly and
    doeas something with his life too….

    but right now my main concern is you and
    ONLY YOU……….

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms aNonymous

    thankyou….its football fever in our
    house here at the moment…..Our angel
    My aunt who was an avid parramatta supporter
    was their angel yesterday and helped them
    win…..she always everyday wore her
    parramatta scarf religiously whether it was
    summer, spring autumn or winter….she
    showed the world who her favourite football
    team was…..

    this week is going to be a fun week but
    also a long week until the final game
    next sunday……will be decorating every-
    thing blue and gold…..my house and car
    and especially my office……LOL

  • hellloo

    The ubiquity of the Jonas Brothers is so enormous that parents are left with little choice but to submit or ostracise their child. The Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana and The Cheetah Girls (The Pussycat Dolls for tweens) are the only mainstream option for preteens to participate in rock culture and though I am focusing on the way this is damaging to young girls, let it be said that Disney’s hyper-sexed musical offerings and the confusing sexual message they carry are no less dangerous to young boys.

    Disney is selling sex to kids, pretending they’re not, and making a fortune while forcing their audience into cultural bankruptcy. South Park covered it quite well:

  • hellloo

    When I saw South Park’s dressing-down of The Jonas Brothers I did not for a minute believe that the Jonas Brothers sprayed their fans with white foam canons. I just assumed that was a hyperbolic joke of sorts, an outrageous caricature.

    Oh, no. It is quite real:
    My mind reels trying to accept that as reality. It is Idiocracy made true, something that should come from the sick and twisted minds of Warren Ellis or Grant Morrison and presented in fiction, not a factual reality.

    After subtly massaging the budding sexual urges of thousands of pre-teen worshipers who have worked themselves into a lusty frenzy, The Jonas Brothers ejaculate their horrid metaphor into the gaping maws of their Hannah Montana harem who have now completed their souls, having received the warm, foamy jism of their young male slavemasters.

  • hellloo

    And the hyper-conservative adults who were outraged — outraged! — that the word “SEX” might have appeared for a half-second in The Lion King look on with glowing approval and happily shell-out hundreds of dollars to provide their kids with “wholesome” entertainment. At it’s core this is no less sexual or subversive than commercial hip-hop, but you know, it’s not… (whispers) black.

    The problem is not that The Jonas Brothers are making their young fans sexually aware; I would praise The Rolling Stones for accomplishing the same feat. (And doing so with important music that displayed exceptional proficiency and intelligence.)

    Quite the contrary; teenage life is sexual emergence and rock music often times is sex. The problem is that The Jonas Brothers conceal sexuality under the guise of sex-free fun.

  • hellloo

    The Jonas Brothers are lighting sexual fires with ignorant sparks, hypocritically extinguishing the flames of knowledge, the wealth of understanding we have about ourselves as sexual beings. The ‘Stones never once sold a lie. The Jonas Brothers have sold their fans the world — their fans’ world, their bodies, their minds, their souls. And Disney’s young stars have made a promise that no purity ring can keep.

  • hellloo

    JONAS JIZZES CROWDS EVERY NIGHT OF THEIR TOUR WITH WHITE CUM! uumm I MEAN FOAM! lol

  • lololol

    NICK TRIES TO GET SEXY IN PARANOID. HE RUNS FINGERS THRU HAIR! BIG DEAL! PARANOID FLOPPED! lol

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Iam going to change my Avatar…but everytime I see it its so hard to do..lol

  • Ms.aNonymous

    I like this challenge…unfortunately I won’t be entering..my talents are to risque…lol…

    Gotta love Joe for taking risks with Beyonce..giving it for the fans….

    Time again for the fans to make fools of themeselves..Joe saw that the fans take risks and so he showed he could do it too…

    I love that man!

  • kimmy4444

    nothing much N im still moping

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Kimmy

    I want to you give me a clue that I would know that it is truly you..and I might have a followup question…please dont be mad..its just I want to know its really you and not that damn poser…k?

  • Todd Chen

    Good Work brothers – keep it rocking – can I look forward for more articles talking on Hip Hop Dance and music.

  • Katie90

    I think this is a ridiculous competition. All you get is to be favorited, what’s great about that? Who cares? It doesnt mean anything. It doesnt give you anything. Gosh it’s scary that so many people love everything they do, even when it’s something pathetic and laughable like this.

  • kimmy4444

    k i wont get mad, ask me anything

  • tambourine

    The reason – You’ll be noticed by them.. and it’s fun :) I like dance and i’ll dance for myself more than for them/ that’s all

  • YOURNAMEHERE

    So what do you win? Your video gets to be favorited by them? Lame. Love them, so I’m not being rude. But there has to be a better prize than that, right?

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Kimmy4

    I am speaking to the real Kimmy or the fake Kimmy regardles…if your account is being denied or shut down that is awful….OU must STAND UP…oh, oh, oh, oh…If you like Kimmy 4 add her account to it!

    I am mad that you can’t have your account…

    its a conspiracy…I hope if you dont hear from me you that you don’t assume I’m dead..it may be I am denied access..lol

    Since when has banning come into fashion?

  • Ms.aNonymous

    No Kimmy you give me a clue..and then I can ask a followup..I don’t want to talk to the Queen of OU only to have to talked to your poser..been there done that….so baby..you tell me something that this nitwit poser wouldnt..I will know the truth!

  • Alisa

    NO :)

  • Katie may 93

    1st? =)
    i love them so muchhh. <3

  • yo

    PerezHilton Miley and Nick are a couple! Again! Wow Cyrus you move fast! Fyi we approve! 16 minutes ago from twitterfeed

  • Mandy LHL

    WOW jazzie we gotta do that i alredi got my moves lol

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    PerezHilton Miley and Nick are a couple! Again! Wow Cyrus you move fast! Fyi we approve! 16 minutes ago from twitterfeed

    ———————–

    Lieeeeeees.

  • australia real estate listings

    jonas brother again ( my favourite ) im your fan
    http://www.kimmyrealestate.com

  • dell01

    Ms. N- Thank you that means a lot.

    and Rawrdom- I understand where you are coming from. I think we all feel that way at one point or another.

  • 1111
  • dell01

    “The wisest mind has something yet to learn.”

    -George Santayana

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Natj

    Wait what do u have to do? Cant see it on my phone. X

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Rawrdom

    were you coming on here as an anonymous.. with your feelings and all…I don’t want to assume but I read that you cared..sooooo..

    Hey this is just the medicine JB and OU need…what is the heart of each of us and how long will we stand..nobody knows the heart is fickle but yet forever too..dont think I am a genius writer..see the dots..I don’t know where to exactly put a semicolon or where to put the period in a quote..lol..but I hope to get to a place in college where I can..I have to say Pink Floyd was right up there with Led for my Mom and her friends and some rather bad crap happened to me and the courts took care of it..physically..but I got really high to that music..and I never ever went near children..I have a sensor up for the evil in the room..and have been beaten for not giving it up..so I know..I am not a mom today…..and I cry,,but I will never bring a child into a world that I had…or that I have created..I have done so much crying..I swear I have nothing left……..that said…I get that others don’t have my experience and you are well spoken…and you loved JB …..I have to believe they are still in your heart..or you wouldnt be heare..I love your attitude..well not love but respect it….and please come and you are welcomed..As the three boys get older they want to have fans their age..regardless…youve been around and got irritated but still rally JB..as do I..that is the way it should be..

  • Leroy

    I am not a huge fan but I appreciate them. They are great!

  • hellloo

    JONAS JIZZES CROWDS EVERY NIGHT OF THEIR TOUR WITH WHITE CUM! uumm I MEAN FOAM! lol

  • hellloo

    The Jonas Brothers Foam Cannon Metaphor
    TV BUZZ At one point during their concerts the Jonas Brothers whip out foam cannons and cover the mainly female pre-teen audience with foam. The whole thing is pretty shady, kinda gross, and definitely questionable. Some Australian TV host asked the Jesus bro’s if the foam held any symbolic meaning.

  • hellloo

    Joe Jonas displays his package while brothers Kevin and Nick play with their instruments in a way that would make even Freud blush.

    I am angry that I am writing about The Jonas Brothers on this blog.

    I am angry because their existence as a “musicians” does not deserve recognition. ‘N Sync was a manufactured “band,” but they also made adult pop songs (if aimed at teens), several of its members displayed exceptional vocal talent (Timberlake especially, of course) and their existence in pop canon can be justified. At the time, as a teenager listening to late 90’s “socially conscious” hip-hop, I hated ‘N Sync. As a thoughtful adult today, their legitimacy is obvious.

    But the Jonas Brothers are worse, a cultural sin of much greater, more significant magnitude. If ‘N Sync was a punk rocker’s Abu Ghraib then The Jonas Brothers are the punk rocker’s Auschwitz. They were bred in the Corporate Disney Clone Vats. Their music is unadult and yet mainstream media outlets cover them as though they were U2. They represent some of the worst hypocrisy of our society.

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  • hellloo

    ince Shana Naomi Krochmal left Popnography things have been decidedly less Jonas Brother-y around these parts. It’s not that I have anything against Kevin, Joe, and Nick, it’s just that their music doesn’t really do it for me and when their particular brand of hot isn’t bordering on jail bait-ish (not my thing), it’s still just too hammy for me to really get excited about them.

    But one thing I do appreciate about them is their (apparently) porny sense of humor. During their last tour, the Disney-approved band of brothers doused their crowd with white foam shot from huge hoses. I’m pretty sure the squealing masses of 13-year-olds — and their parents — thought it was all in good, pure, innocent, promise ring-wearing fun, and in the following clip the Jonases claim they weren’t being metaphorical, but I’m not buying it. I know a jizz joke when I see one, boys.

  • hellloo

    The subtext of The Jonas Brothers is an American morality horror. They were child performers at single-digit ages, indicating the tradition of greedy parents who use their children to obtain a fortune and vindicate their own professional failures in adult life. The Jonas Brothers wear purity rings, an ignorant contrivance of the same backwards, healthy sexual attitude-damning, radical evangelical culture that champions Purity Balls, a twisted ceremony where a father asserts his dominion over a daughter’s virginity and sexual freedom until a time of his choosing. The life of a Jonas Brother is never publicly presented to their fans as anything other than a life of material wealth and glamor. (And in fact, they reportedly made $62 million dollars in 2008.) And nothing about The Jonas Brothers suggests the rich ethnic diversity of America.

  • jonashearts

    When Kevin dumps that bitch I will be a fan again

  • hellloo

    The Jonas Brothers are a flagship weapon in the culture wars. They feign conservative social values while romping around the bizarre hyper-sexual Disney meta-verse where young kids dress like Madonna and Mick Jagger and live the rock n’ roll lifestyle, promising to America’s young, malleable minds a life of glamor and cool that can never be obtained, while diverting these child automatons from healthy creative engagement, imaginative play, and intelligent thought.

    (This is the same sexual dynamic that occurs when Ann Coulter flashes leg while decrying sexual promiscuity, or when Fox News is so horrified at a “disgusting” sexual photo or video clip that they decide to show it to you over, and over, and over.)