Joe Jonas Shopping With Guy, Girl Friends

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Joe Jonas and an unidentified male companion had lunch at M Cafe in Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon. The two of them then drove to American Apparel were they met up with some girl friends and later walked down to Yogurt Tree. Photos: Limelight.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Jerseygirl

    I agree with you..hope your day is good? nothing more to add..

  • Anonymous

    Told YOU ALL JOE IS gayyyyyyy.

  • Charlotte-x-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?
    ==========
    how about motherfucking faggot that needs to stay the FUCK away from joe

    OMG I LOVE YOU.

    God, you’re so fucking hormonal over this shit. Lovez it.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    CaptinCrunchRocks said:

    Haahah wait is that a purse I see that guy holding? I mean I don’t have a problem with gay people, I’m just really hoping that’s not his purse.

    It’s called a murse, actually. :P
    ——-
    Haha no one can rock the Murse better then Nick J.Lol

    ——-
    No one can rock anything better than Nick J. (:
    —-
    Very true!!

    —-

    Kevin does have a man purse too
    The whole Jonai is well implementet :)

    http://picpoke.com/im/1s5dgta0
    ——–
    Haha their like the only 3 that can pull it off:)

  • the_historian

    leslie? lmao
    or how about an ashley?

  • jerseygirl

    Ms.N – my day has been glorious.

    Beautiful fall day. Turn on my computer and was greeted by Joe’s new ‘do this morning.

    Life is good.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    OMG LOL.

  • lala1234

    the girls are fat xD

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    I said something similar to this a few months back, and I thought Yvonne was going to come through my computer and stab me in the throat. XD
    ——
    Yvonne is cool but I can’t lie I Lol’d:)

  • sarahh_182

    the first pic is an insult to his hotness

  • Anonymous

    when he crosses his arms like that,
    It’s amazing.

    He’s fit.
    my goodness…

  • the_historian

    you know writing come like that in this post is really funny
    lol

  • Anonymous

    WHO IS THAT GUYYY???? WHO IS HEEEE???? THAT MOTHERFUCKING FATHERFUCKING PIECE OF FLYING FLAMING MONKEY SHIT SON OF A FUCKING BITCH BETTER NOT BE WITH JOE!

  • jerseygirl

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:10 pm
    NICOLE . said:

    i’ve noticed that joe seems like the only jonas brother with friends…

    —————————–

    I said something similar to this a few months back, and I thought Yvonne was going to come through my computer and stab me in the throat. XD
    —————————-
    LMAO!

    I know that feeling.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Joe is cute :)

  • Anonymous

    you have tyo turn into girlfriends. get a life and get your own pictures.

  • J-Bug

    Gosh now people will think Joe is gay.
    Wow people are pathetic.

  • Hannahh

    I will calm down..but this is so fucking ridiculous…he is the same Joe to us that he has been or ever will be..let him live..

    Straight Bi or Gay I love him anyway…

    I prefer him able to love me..so that leaves out gay..lol…

    My thoughts exactly.
    The only thing that would bother me about Joe if he were gay is that the 0.00000000000001% chance that I’d get Joe would turn into 0%. And I’d like to hold onto my thread of a chance. :P

    I support all 3 brothers no matter who… or what (o_O?) they love.

  • Anonymous

    sexy beast

  • eh

    these pics dont do him any justice.

  • Jonas Jonas Jonas 4 life

    Joe is looking hot!!

  • Anonymous7777

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    so hawt

  • CMB

    you’re an idiot.

  • Anonymous

    theyre all gay

  • ET

    THAT GIRL IN THE RED DRESS
    looks kinda like demi

  • xharmony

    joe is killing me with his new haircut.
    mmmmm.

  • ladeedah

    this is what happens with fantasy meets reality kids . . . amazingly gorgeous!. . . i didnt really see anybody else in the fotos though . . . i was too busy staring at ‘the beautiful one’

  • Anonymous

    I WANT TO BE SANDWICHED BY JOE AND THAT GAY MAN. there will be “mayonnaise” all over..then i’ll put the left over “mayonnaise” on my ham sandwich.

  • Anonymous

    Cute couple.

  • Anonymous

    Joe Jonas Shopping With Guy, Girl Friends

    are you serious??

  • Lorena

    Joe’s hot, I love his new hair.

    And that dude might be gay, and that’s cool. I love gay :)

  • kimmy4444

    Tim what are you trying to imply?

  • LaLaLandGirl

    Is that girl in the plaid shirt not wearing any pants?

  • StarLightSTARbright

    Awesomeee :]

  • Anonymous

    theyre all gay
    ——-
    yeah the girls are lesbians too.

  • Jonas Jonas Jonas 4 life

    WHO IS THAT GUYYY???? WHO IS HEEEE???? THAT MOTHERFUCKING FATHERFUCKING PIECE OF FLYING FLAMING MONKEY SHIT SON OF A FUCKING BITCH BETTER NOT BE WITH JOE
    ————
    Lol that just made my day!!

  • Jonas4Canada

    I hope thats just his gay friend and not his boyfriend lol.
    No Joe has tons of random friends, plus I think Joe wouldn’t come out just like that if he were gay :P

  • ILOVENICKJAYY

    hahahahahahahahahaha that’s really funny!! he seriously looks gay :O OMG that’s not a good sign for Joe Jonas D: WTF!!!!!!!!

  • ninastubb1203

    hahahahhaahhahah

    i think that guy is gay so much….just look at him,man…ughh
    Joe you have my premission to get back with Camilla….Just don’t be gay please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • anananannanaon

    omg i’m laughing so hard

  • Haileyluvsjb

    NO THEY ARE NOT! they are very pretty. so just stfu.

  • Missy

    Chill, girl, so one guy can’t have another guy friend? God, I have like 30 friend-girls, does that mean i’m gay? nooooooo.

    wtf

  • DinoGirl

    CaptinCrunchRocks said:

    Charlotte-x- said:

    http://i34.tinypic.com/auyzw8.jpg

    Their first date. N’awww! <3

    We shall call them Jonomynous for now.
    ————
    Jonomyous…Lmao.
    ___________________

    That is my favorite couple name/word ever. Lol.

  • steph90peace

    WHO IS THAT GUYYY???? WHO IS HEEEE???? THAT MOTHERFUCKING FATHERFUCKING PIECE OF FLYING FLAMING MONKEY SHIT SON OF A FUCKING BITCH BETTER NOT BE WITH JOE

    lol :D i can’t stop laughing

  • juicebox11

    haha you took the words write out of my mouth

  • My Thoughts

    WHO IS THAT GUYYY???? WHO IS HEEEE???? THAT MOTHERFUCKING FATHERFUCKING PIECE OF FLYING FLAMING MONKEY SHIT SON OF A FUCKING BITCH BETTER NOT BE WITH JOE!

    —-

    ROFLMFAO!!!!

  • 007

    HAHA! I’m willing to bet you’re obese.

  • elieaa

    LMFAO honestly people he walks down the street together and he’s gay??

  • Anonymous

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    Now how dare some come forward with Francis shit…Jesus..

    I love girls…so he loves guys..what is so wrong with loving people you have a connection with..He obviously loves girls..so is Taylor a fraud than completely to go on Ellen and say its an ouch? he obviously kissed her played footsie and cards by her vid…holy shit…

    I am disappointed that this generation appeases banning…and for the love of Jesus and portraying that we are tolerant are perhaps the least tolerant in ages…morals,, what morals do you display by turning on someone because of pics…I hope joe has a full on makeout..I will stand by him whether it be girl or guy…i am loyal..

    ————-

    It’s all in the name of joking, dude, calm down…no one is saying they are going to abandon Joe should the boy actually turn out to be gay. and half of us dont even think he is.

  • joejonasbetterfuckingnotbemotherfuckinggay

    FUCKING PILLOW BITER!!! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM JOE YOU FUCKING FAG!!!

  • Anonymous

    I love reading OceanUp comments, they’re so funny ahahah

  • My Thoughts

    LMAO!
    I love how you guys are creating names for Joe and this guy. I’m seriously about to cry from laughing so hard!

  • DinoGirl

    Nah, Anonymous looks like a “Duncan”.

    Juncan.

  • Anonymous

    lol LOOK who was too scared to go to Concert of Hope.. haha she said she was going! NOURTNEY CONFIRMED! cgdancer612 Let’s Go Yanks!!!!!!
    3 minutes ago from web

  • Xiomy

    CaptinCrunchRocks said:

    Haahah wait is that a purse I see that guy holding? I mean I don’t have a problem with gay people, I’m just really hoping that’s not his purse.

    It’s called a murse, actually. :P
    ——-
    Haha no one can rock the Murse better then Nick J.Lol

    ——-
    No one can rock anything better than Nick J. (:
    —-
    Very true!!

    —-

    Kevin does have a man purse too
    The whole Jonai is well implementet :)

    http://picpoke.com/im/1s5dgta0

  • fg

    i lotta people in la dress that way those annoying hipsters

  • jerseygirl

    I thought he looked like Justin Long in the first picture.

  • Jessicuhh.

    I’d love him and support him, though, no matter what team he bats for

    Unless, of course, that team happened to be the red sox.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    I will calm down..but this is so fucking ridiculous…he is the same Joe to us that he has been or ever will be..let him live..

    Straight Bi or Gay I love him anyway…

    I prefer him able to love me..so that leaves out gay..lol…

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Hey Jersey..lol..Justin Long..you know that Drew Barrymore is bi..dont you? just and FYI

  • Anonym!

    Anonymous said:
    Miley Cyrus said:
    Hey guys, you know why I dumped Nicky Poo this Summer right? He got fresh with me? Wouldn’t of been the first time BUT he wanted to TRY something NEW! Won’t get into details BUT I couldnt sing “When I Look At You” in the position he wanted for me to be in! :/ ————– Nick likes it from behind?? __ SUP MILEY?? SHOULDNT YOU BE AT THE CONCERT??

  • Charlotte-x-

    Nah, Anonymous looks like a “Duncan”.

    Juncan.

    DUNCAN! REMEMBER JOE TWEETED ABOUT MISSING DUNKAROOS! IT WAS TOTALLY A SUBLINAL MESSAGE! AWWW <3

    His name is Duncan. And Joe has a cute nickname for him – Dunkaroos.

    N’aww true love! Someone make these pair a fan Twitter already.

  • Anonymousxxx

    oh i lik joes hair

    am just cause 2 male friends are walkin down the street mean there gay?

  • Anonymous

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?
    ==========
    how about motherfucking faggot that needs to stay the FUCK away from joe

  • the_historian

    west la and hollywood

  • oneofakindxo

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?

  • jerseygirl

    Jessicuhh.
    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:07 pm
    Jessicuhh. said:

    I’d love him and support him, though, no matter what team he bats for

    Unless, of course, that team happened to be the red sox.
    ————————–
    LOL. Now, that’s gross. Joe would never do THAT!

  • NICOLE .

    i’ve noticed that joe seems like the only jonas brother with friends…

    —————————–

    I said something similar to this a few months back, and I thought Yvonne was going to come through my computer and stab me in the throat. XD

  • Jessicuhh.

    He looks like a Leslie.

  • LaLaLandGirl

    The dude looks like an Enrique.
    I’m guessing he’s from Puerto Rico.

    Jorique?

  • Anonymous

    IF ZAC AND JOE COME OUT! PEREZ WILL JIZZ!

  • Dangerpears.

    I was wondering, who was that guy, they were all close talking to each other. I don’t know if he is BI, but Joe is a beautiful guy. I can see him getting hit on by gay men.

  • Anonymous

    He looks like a Bobby

  • SaronJ

    cum on get over ur selfs!!So i have girl friends who r just friends!!It doesnt mean if i hang out wid them dat im gay,no so just leave joe alone!!He look so hawt and he doesnt looks gay!!Haters get a life!!k

  • jerseygirl

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:07 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Nah, Anonymous looks like a “Duncan”.

    Juncan
    ————————-
    You’re making me spit soda again.

  • Carolyn2

    I swear I own that guys entire outfit… lmao..

  • Anonymous

    Yea, that girl was a cunt….

    Yeah Emily you are a cunt

  • memi <33

    http://i36.tinypic.com/34sqbl4.jpg

    Aww cute cute cople <33
    —————
    HAHAHAHAHA
    “Now I see everything I’d ever need is the homo beside me, hes much better.”

    I’m sorry I know thats mean but these pictures are hilarious xD

    I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING ahah. i love joe :)

  • Tiger:)

    i swear my grandma has those sandals, im not joking either.

  • Anonymous

    you girls that really think hes gay or bi are fucking stupid.

  • Anonymous

    WTF stop being so defensive all the time
    Smile, life is beautiful
    ——————————————
    I’m sorry, but I can’t stop being defensive when people are trying to start rumors.

  • Anonymous

    IF JOE IS GAY…HE CAN FUCK ME IN THE ASS ANYTIME!!!

  • the_historian

    may be the reason why he’s had so many girlfriends

  • Anonymous
  • No Bitchassness

    No one should take these comments too seriously everyone knows he’s straight but come on you have to laugh at this!

  • w

    Goldengal11 said:

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 06:24 pm
    w said:

    PS I hate when guys even gay guys wear deep V-necks. OMG
    ______________

    Same.
    ————-
    It’s really unattractive.
    I don’t need to see you man cleavage.

  • Anonymous

    is he holding joes hand in this picture or is it just me??
    ;/
    http://www.oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=7656&fid=25658

  • Syds.

    Hahaha MANBAG. Oh boy…

  • Emily Ford

    lmfao who was the girl that used to try to tell us that joe was dating some french guy… emily something…

    —-

    Yea, that girl was a cunt….

  • Rockwood

    Sorry but there is NO WAY Joe is dating one of those girls OR that guy. All 3 of them are UGLY. And they can’t dress at all. Have you seen the girls Joe has been linked to? Even if he was Bi-sexual he has WAY better taste then that. The 3 of his friends look like Indie musicians or something. No look, no style and cheap clothing.

  • Lucy in the sky

    if he’s gay …. well I don’t care I’ll always love him haha

    but idk from YT videos you can tell that Joe loves teasing the girls, having the girls lusting after him, screaming at him, so that’s far from being gay, right? or am I wrong? LOL

  • NICOLE .

    I think the other dude is gay. No normal guy would wear that willingly. Joe, stay hot and way from that guy and those girl too while you’re at it.

    ————————————-

    Fuck you. Gay people are “normal” too.

    I can already tell. If he actually is gay and he comes out, I’m going to have to verbally shank bitches left and right on this site.

    I need to learn how to spell. KFC.

  • Anonymous__

    Those girls look like fans!

  • DinoGirl

    http://oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=7656&fid=25643

    Awww, Joe’s hair is trying so hard to curl up.
    See that little curl bugger on his forehead?

    I love his hair now, though. :]

  • Goldengal11

    No Bitchassness said:

    No one should take these comments too seriously everyone knows he’s straight but come on you have to laugh at this!
    _________________

    Exactly.

  • Anonymousjonaslover

    Joe Jonas is looking way to sexy with his new hair!

    LOL at the people who think Joe is gay. Just because a guy is hanging out with his guy friend doesn’t make him gay. If girls hang out with their girl friends does that make the lesbians? LOL some people need more brain cells.

  • juicebox11

    We cant read his pokerface
    haha lady gaga said that song was about bi…

  • wadup

    JOE YOUR GORGGGGGE<3 LOVE U BOOOO *

  • Ellllllla

    Most straight guys in LA dress like that.Unfortunately.

  • YO

    OH. MY. GOD. I am dying right now. That hair! That scruff! Those shades. === SEXXX…

    Never in my life did I think I would see the return of short hair or the Joe-hawk. I can now die a happy girl. :D :D :D

  • Anonymous

    but idk from YT videos you can tell that Joe loves teasing the girls, having the girls lusting after him, screaming at him, so that’s far from being gay, right? or am I wrong? LOL—– DID YOU EVER HEAR OF ROCK HUDSON??

  • annaismyname

    HELLO HOTTIE ;)

  • Anony

    What in the actual fuck! Why do they even make hooker boots in that size?!

  • Anony!

    AmieeDawn said:
    Joe and Miley are not dating guys-

    as much as I want it haha,

    Joe would never do that to Nick. — why not?? Nick has Courtney .. and Kevin and Nick both dated Malese Jow {{{ But Miley was the Love of Nick’s life you dummy! Remember Before the Storm and Cant Have You & Inseparable etc? Joe would NEVER do that to Nick!

  • LAURENJ-

    Anonymous said:

    lauren-have ya choosen your joe icon yet? theres lots out there
    **************************
    No YVONNE not just yet…Kevin and I are going to do it together for our Xmas Card….but thanks for your concern…

  • A.

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?
    ——————-

    How about Ryan?

    or

    Martin he could be a Martin
    ——————————-
    He’s a Kenneth.

    Not Ken. Not Kenny.

    Kenneth.

    —————

    Joe already has a boyfriend named Martin.
    He secretly calls him Francis though.

    ———————————————

    It’s so obvious.

    His name is Damien.
    He’s almost too gay to function.

    ——————-

    That’s only okay when I say it!
    ———

    That’s funny.
    Put it in the book.

    ————

    If The Shining wasn’t on and I had a DVD player I would totally pop that in.

  • Anonymous

    Tashahahaha said:
    Miley at Concert For Hope
    http://tinyurl.com/yh5qggj — GORGEOUS! OMG MILEY IS SO SKINNY!!! — Does Miley eat?? {{ Nick what a loser you are!!

  • Jessicuhh.

    LOL. Now, that’s gross. Joe would never do THAT

    Course not! He knows yankees is where it’s at.

  • DinoGirl

    Charlotte-x- said:

    I’ve gotten two e-mails from OceanUp now about inappropriate comments. I’m gonna keep it shut now… (LYK JOE’S ASS LOLZROFL)
    ____________________________

    Not to get all serious, but that’s not fair.

    The trolls write some of the most vulgar things.
    And the sane people who have accounts are getting emails?
    =/

  • ashleyy:)

    demis singing cant stop the world

  • Eneyi

    I said something similar to this a few months back, and I thought Yvonne was going to come through my computer and stab me in the throat. XD
    ——
    LMAO

  • LOSERS!

    STOP BEING RIDICULOUS SAYING THAT JOE IS GAY I MEAN I HAVE LOAST OF GIRL FRIENDS! AND IM NOT BI FOR IT.. STUPIDS FAGGOTS.

    GET A LIFE!
    AND IF YOU DO DON’T RUIN OTHERS!

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    DEMIS NEXT SINGLE IS U GOT NOTH ING ON ME!

    ———–

    really?
    how do u know?

  • DinoGirl

    I’m watching the Yankees game.

    Yay – I haven’t watched a whole baseball game since I was a kid.
    And now that I’m older, I can truly appreciate the men in tight pants.
    Oh…and ya know, their talent and stuff. ;P

  • sofii.z

    They are just joking, but it went too far I guess..

  • Tashahahaha

    Two more pics of Miley
    http://tinyurl.com/yfpel4k
    http://tinyurl.com/yfpel4k

    And yeh she looks SO skinny.
    But LOVE her outfit.

  • Anonymous

    OMG!?!!?! JOE THAT GUY IS SUCH A PEDO FAMEWHORE. I MEAN LOOK HOW LOW HIS SHIRT IS?!?!!? I CANT BELIEVE YOU!! THIS WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF THE JONAS BROTHERS. OMG OMGOMGOMG OMFG JONAS BROTHERS SUX NOW. TAYLOR/CAMILLA/BRENDA LOVED YOU WHEN YOU WERENT FAMOUS.

    i was channeling jackie for a second.

  • Anony

    Anonymous said:

    Guys…this is the truth…

    http://i34.tinypic.com/r1jst1.jpg
    ============
    LMAO!!!

  • http://deleted piiiinoy

    The one who’s taking the pictures is alittle creepy always snapping when joe’s taking a bite……

  • Charlotte-x-
  • NICOLE .

    There was a huge blind item going around a year ago saying that one of the Jonas Brothers is gay and wanted to come out but was not allowed. I always thought it was Kevin.

    —————————————

    No wayyyyyyyy. What site was it on? I follow a couple of those sites where they post all of the blind items from around the net, and I’ve never seen it. I am so out of the loop; I’m ashamed.

  • Anonymous432

    jerseygirl said:
    Sooooo – yesterday, Joe cut his hair off, went to the gym, had lunch with a friend, went shopping, met up with more friends to get yogurt AND went to the airport to pick up Miley and then get Taco Bell.

    And he’s in DR today for a press conference and concert tonite.

    Yeah, that sounds about right. *rolls eyes*
    ———
    You forget hat Mileyhad a concert yesterday evening in N. Little Rock. So she could arrive in LA before 1 am or something. :)

  • elieaa

    N, Jersey, Lauren J

    how are you guys!

  • smile:)

    oneofakindxo said:

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?

    —————

    Stephen…I think he could pass for a stephen….

    You know what, we should all take bets and then if the name is ever revealed, whoever is right can come back and be declared master of the universe…

  • A.

    Wait, Joe is gay? Or are you guys making up sh*t.?

    —————

    No.
    Joe’s really gay.

  • Anonymous

    adam sevani+miley cyrus………

  • Eneyi

    Ahh. Yayzerz!
    Yesss, just us. And then there are the die hard JoeHoes. And the die hard KevinHeavenlys. xP
    ———
    And then there are the die hard nickchick/joehoe/kevinheavenly girls like myself :D

  • Anonymous

    Wait, Joe is gay? Or are you guys making up sh*t.?
    ===========
    they are making unfunny “jokes”

  • Anonymous

    c4rt00nb0y Stop the worlda! http://pic.gd/795f30
    1 minute ago from UberTwitter

    nikki_rox Dem just sang trainwreck now it’s can’t stop the world
    2 minutes ago from Echofon

    beautifulballad trainwreck and can’t stop the world!!
    2 minutes ago from web

  • Melissa=)

    I’m so tempted to write a fake story to OceanUp. Shit, they’ll believe anything
    =================
    ikr?
    its like, “i saw nick and miley making out and then a unicorn jumped over their heads.”
    and oceanup will be like, “it might be true.”
    an teenies will be like “0MJ!!1!!!11!! NILEY 4EVS!1!!!1!!! <3<3″ haha.

  • Kpurity

    So.. We have..
    Jilly
    Jylan(Pronounced [Jill-Len])
    Jince
    Jorique
    Jeslie
    Jris(? Joe + Chris?)
    Jorad(? Joe + Brad?)

    ..What else?

  • Anonymous

    Okay, guys, i’m the creeper here and the address and phone number for Oceanup is still the same…the only thing different is the location of the IP Address and it’s now in Brooklyn and Tim is no longer named as the owner

  • XxConsiderMeDestroyedxX

    Im scared. Joe looks like hes dating the gay guy. I cant take this OU!!! All this Joe news in one day!! Aaaaahhhh!!!!

  • Anonymous

    whoariley might have a little surprise during the concert :] not telling what, unless it happens.
    2 minutes ago from Tweetie

  • the_historian

    Miley at Concert For Hope
    http://tinyurl.com/yh5qggj — GORGEOUS! OMG MILEY IS SO SKINNY!!! — Does Miley eat?? {{ Nick what a loser you are!!


    she looks younger
    which is a good thing

  • sarah

    I like his hair better like that

  • CrazyCrunk

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?
    ——————-

    How about Ryan?

    or

    Martin he could be a Martin

  • Anonymous

    somehow i doubt he wants trailer trash back. boy has moved on in a big way.

    also, joe’s new hair is cute. i like it.

  • Anonymous112

    Okay.
    I’m sorry.
    But really?
    Just because Joe is going out with one of his guy friends, he’s gay?
    Excuse me, there are two girls there too, did you guys forget to see that?!
    I’m sorry this is just really starting to piss me off.
    So if I go hang out with my best friend and two other guys will I be gay also?
    Sorry if I sound like a total jerk but that’s just how I feel you guys are being.

  • elieaa

    jersey

    saturday night. there was no way i could fly in for the 3pm one.

  • oneofakindxo

    Lets just name him what everyone names someone if they cant think of anything.

    Hello bob.

  • Melissa=)

    too many ignorant homophobes on this post.
    im gonna go. :) bye!

  • Anonymous

    Ok, so I guess Demi is opening the show…probably Jesse will go next and then Miley…I think she looks good, a simple black dress with lace leggings…anyone have a pic of demi on carpet?

  • Anonymous0owefvepew

    EXACTLY. Joe wouldn’t date his little brothers ex girlfriend after they had both said that they were each others first love. I don’t think Joe is that much of a D*ick. haha////OMG we can’t use bad any more? Why was this comment bounced back saying it filtered? Just because i used d*ick hahahahaha lmao really oceanup?

  • Melissa=)

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?
    ==========
    how about motherfucking faggot that needs to stay the FUCK away from joe
    ============
    woah…someone needs to chill out.

  • Eneyi

    What in the actual fuck! Why do they even make hooker boots in that size?!
    ————
    LOL

  • LaLaLandGirl

    I was wondering, who was that guy, they were all close talking to each other. I don’t know if he is BI, but Joe is a beautiful guy. I can see him getting hit on by gay men.

    Hey,it’s Ringo!
    I love your icon.

  • Ms. Laurl23

    Joe I just love you, and I love the hair. You are just so amazing words could never describe you.
    Everyone stop talking about him being with a gay guy. Gay guys are awesome, one of my best guy friends is gay he is the next Perez Hilton.

    I just want to say hey to my Jonas Girls! I just got my computer fixed and I am ready to talk Jonas again! So Hey: Jonas4Canada, No Bitchassness, Tiger, jerseygirl, xiomy, Ms. aNonymous, CaptinCrunchRocks

    PS. Emily I love your photo, you make my day! :P

    I name this man Chad. Joe & Chad…. The Jhad.

  • Anonymous

    adam sevani+miley cyrus

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Jersey

    You are right about Joe..just so you know…I am thinking the same its just I take longer to make it known….

    Go Yankees..

  • LAURENJ-

    jerseygirl said:

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 10:05 pm
    LAURENJ- said:

    Boy OH Boy JOE JONAS can load up all three of my bases in anyday, anytime and anywhere……sorry but still feeling rather hormonal…..GO THE YANKEES….
    —————————–
    Back off sister!

    He’s rounding the bases and going ALL.THE.WAY! with me!

    *****************************
    Cant I just sample the goods JUST ONCE PLZ…
    I am very satisfied being Kevin’s Mistress
    and all but I am thinking now “BOLD & THE BEAUTIFUL”……….LOL

  • Anonymous

    LOL @ Joe’s gay friend. awwwwwww.

    lookin’ good, joe.

  • ftydtfufu
  • Anonymous

    links don’t work

  • Anonymous

    These stories are the oceanup equivalent of this:

    Okay, last night all four of us were at the bowling alley until about 7:30 at which time we noticed Ally Sheedy the goth chick from The Breakfast Club who was bowling in the lane next to us when we asked her for her autograph but she didn’t have a pen so we followed her out to her car but on the way we were accosted by five Scientologists who wanted to give us all personality tests which were administered at the Scientology Center in Denver until 10:45 at which time we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home and ended up in Ranchas des Fritas Rojes South of Castle Rock and finally got a ride home from a man who was missing his left index finger named Gary Bushwell arriving home at 11:46.

    your story creaped me out a bit … :S haha

  • Anonym!

    Tashahahaha said:
    Miley at Concert For Hope
    http://tinyurl.com/yh5qggj — GORGEOUS! OMG MILEY IS SO SKINNY!!! — Does Miley eat?? {{ Nick what a loser you are!!
    Sorry people but Courtney is no way prettier than Miley.

  • Angela.

    DinoGirl,

    Have I ever told you..that I love you? ;D
    You’re icon pones mine everytime.

    I’m so glad we have overcome our little epiphany yesterday.

  • NICOLE .

    Um, child, does your mommy know you snuck out of bed and are on her computer? This is by FAR the most asinine comment on OU tonight. And that’s saying something.

    You CAN believe in God and be gay. God makes gay people, and loves them just the same. If you are ignorant enough to believe that being gay is a choice, even after it’s been proven to be a biological determination, then you’re an uneducated moron and should probably shut up to keep from embarrassing yourself. I’m sorry if I used too many big words. I forget that the 2nd grade vocabulary is limited.

    ——————————————

    Girrrrrrrrl, ain’t no reasonin’ with crazy people.

  • My Thoughts

    Ehh, to me that guy looks like a Larry.

  • roflkayla

    Anyone else think Joe is even acting like the old Joe here. he had been a bit more mature latley but he seems really to be acting young again in these pictures.

    …he’s with his friends. of course he’s going to act his age.

  • Anony123

    Before Joe, Camilla Belle and Maria Sharapova
    were rumored to be together,the rumor was all over the internet and there was NO denial from both of there reps which I thought was kinda wierd..they were together for 2 years hanging out to events and parties but stop around 2008. You all can google it if you want it’s all over the web.
    So to me, Joe and Camilla dating made perfect sense..Cuz they seem to understand each other. Joe seem to understand her that other guy probably wont cuz he is open minded with lots of gay/bi/lesbians pals.

  • kimmy4444

    Sooooo – yesterday, Joe cut his hair off, went to the gym, had lunch with a friend, went shopping, met up with more friends to get yogurt AND went to the airport to pick up Miley and then get Taco Bell.

    And he’s in DR today for a press conference and concert tonite.

    Yeah, that sounds about right. *rolls eyes*
    ========================
    lol. he is one busy guy.

    well hes superman remember

  • jerseygirl

    Yvonne is back.

    0_0

  • NICOLE .

    so whats joe the pitcher or receiver?

    ————————————

    What is this nonsense heterosexual slang? IDGI.

    I need to quit watching MSNBC on the weekends. It’s disturbing.

  • w

    w said:
    Emily Ford said:

    I <3 gay people!
    ————-
    Me too.
    I NEED A GAY GUY FRIEND.
    ——
    Gay guy friends are the shizz! :D
    —————-
    I had one, his name was Jared. Then he moved to fucking Guam. :(

  • Anonymous

    . Surely Miley wouldn’t be flying into LAX, she’s on tour so she’d either be on her bus or private jet.– Where do you think the plane lands? Miley DIDNT BUS IT!

  • seriously.

    Joe’s hair is kinda, well bugging me. But oh well.

  • Angela.

    Hello! said:

    You, on the other hand, sticks out like a sore bitch.
    ———————
    Hey everybody, I “Sticks” out!

    LMFAO! =)

    ———————————-

    HEY EVERYBODY! I make mistakes! Yess! That means I’m just a human being like everybody else in the world.

    Now..you..I’m not so sure.
    Go ahead and spread your perfection all over the world..they need you there, more than we’ll ever need you here.

  • Anonymous

    were they holding hands? lol. i don’t think joe is gay and its just the way the pictures were taken. but he IS allowed to have a gay friend, you know. i think id be okay with it if he was gay though… it wouldn’t matter. he would still be hot! (:

  • Anonymous
  • Dangerpears.


    Wait, Joe is gay? Or are you guys making up sh*t.?

    —————

    No.
    Joe’s really gay.


    ————

    Whattttttt? Is that a joke?

  • ashleyy:)

    @oceanup demi just called miley “my best friend”

    UHH OHHH!!!!

  • Melissa=)

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?
    ——————-

    How about Ryan?
    ———–

    How about Henry?

  • YouBelongWithMe

    STOP BEING RIDICULOUS SAYING THAT JOE IS GAY I MEAN I HAVE LOAST OF GIRL FRIENDS! AND IM NOT BI FOR IT.. STUPIDS FAGGOTS.

    GET A LIFE!
    AND IF YOU DO DON’T RUIN OTHERS!
    ——-
    Your a hypocrite. You say not to call joe gay but you just called us stupid faggots. Faggots is another name for gay. If you didn’t know. It’s wrong to call people gay without knowing but two wrongs don’t make a right

  • liiiiiiiiiz

    without makeup, yes she is.

    but w/e NEW POST PLEASE

  • <3 jioe jonas fan

    joe you are awesome love u!!!!!

    muahh!!!! the concert in dominican republic eas awesome!!

  • Kpurity

    DinoGirl – You seem to have the best icons.. in my opinion. (:

  • anon

    There is something up with Kevin. If he isn’t gay then he is bi. He is just sooooooo gay in all his mannerizims and his voice. I think because of his religion he may want to marry and conceal it out of guilt. So many gay guys do that and try to live a normal life only to be miserable latter. Kevin is just so feminine and gay sounding.

  • Anonymous

    whoariley for anyone here, i’d be glad to meet you guys after the concert :]
    5 minutes ago from Tweetie

  • LAURENJ-

    jerseygirl

    got u GF….so the yankees are going to give us ulcers today….LOL praying for a win…..
    Joe is not gay maybe happy gay…LOL
    He just needs to be around his Joe hoes including me and all will be settled once and for all….we can prove he is all man….LOL
    But what we need is him in a centrefold with nothing on but his CK undies….he is looking hotter & sexier than ever before…..LOL

  • Ms.aNonymous

    How are you Nicole..how is the music coming or the friendships your making?…whats new with your music..?damn I am glad you are feeling better with the flu you had…

  • YouBelongWithMe

    STOP BEING RIDICULOUS SAYING THAT JOE IS GAY I MEAN I HAVE LOAST OF GIRL FRIENDS! AND IM NOT BI FOR IT.. STUPIDS FAGGOTS.

    GET A LIFE!
    AND IF YOU DO DON’T RUIN OTHERS!
    ——-
    Your a hypocrite. You say not to call joe gay but you just called us stupid faggots. Faggots is another name for gay. If you didn’t know. It’s wrong to call people gay without knowing but two wrongs don’t make a right

  • Anonymous

    yea they did…..ADAM SEVANI TOLD ME!

  • jerseygirl

    Derek Jeter looks amazing in his uniform! ;)

  • 8938293

    OK SERIOUSLY!?! SOME OF YOU ARE INSANE!!! WHO CARES IF HIS FRIEND IS GAY!! YOUR ALOUD TO HAVE GAY FRIENDS DOESNT MAKE HIM GAY! WE DONT EVEN KNOW IF HIS FRIEND IS GAY STOP JUDGING PEOPLE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!! ITS SICK!!

  • Anonymous

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3564/3508503240_7e78a5ec8e_o.jpg

    Nick, is dat chu? Woof woof, poodle. — and Miley loved him then too…

  • Charlotte-x-

    I’m a little behind but… CAMILLA WAS BI?! U HGIKWE MH.

    YES. Maybe I’ll have a chance with her now.

  • Dangerpears.

    Thank you :)

  • Angela.

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:39 pm
    ftydtfufu said:

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?
    ——————-

    How about Ryan?

    or

    Martin he could be a Martin
    ——————————-
    He’s a Kenneth.

    Not Ken. Not Kenny.

    Kenneth.

    —————

    Joe already has a boyfriend named Martin.
    He secretly calls him Francis though.

    ———————————————

    It’s so obvious.

    His name is Damien.
    He’s almost too gay to function.

    ——————-

    That’s only okay when I say it!
    ———

    That’s funny.
    Put it in the book.

    ——————————————

    I’m a pusher, Joe. I’m a pusher.

  • liiiiiiiiiz

    aw i think that’s cute.

  • HAHA!

    WTF????? in those pics above are they in the DR or is this is LA where the hell are the jb?

  • Anonymous

    i now have a gaydar. my exboyfriend was actually gay and i was a cover up, depressing yes i know. joe dresses like a gay, tbh but i can’t see him actually being gay. as for that guy, he could probably take a penis or two.

  • Anonymous

    were they holding hands? lol. i don’t think joe is gay and its just the way the pictures were taken. but he IS allowed to have a gay friend, you know. i think id be okay with it if he was gay though… it wouldn’t matter. he would still be hot! (:

  • Goldengal11

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    Now how dare some come forward with Francis shit…Jesus..

    I love girls…so he loves guys..what is so wrong with loving people you have a connection with..He obviously loves girls..so is Taylor a fraud than completely to go on Ellen and say its an ouch? he obviously kissed her played footsie and cards by her vid…holy shit…

    I am disappointed that this generation appeases banning…and for the love of Jesus and portraying that we are tolerant are perhaps the least tolerant in ages…morals,, what morals do you display by turning on someone because of pics…I hope joe has a full on makeout..I will stand by him whether it be girl or guy…i am loyal..
    _____________________

    We’re just joking. And if Joe were gay or bi, I don’t think most Jonas fans would really care as much as they would if this were a couple of decades ago.(George Michael hello). MOST of us don’t think he’s gay. But if he is, I support him 100%. I’d be the last person to dislike someone because of their sexuality. I have some open cousins and open friends(most of my guy friends at my dance school are open). And both of my biggest idols were gay(Nureyev and Mercury). But I don’t think Joe is gay.

  • Anonymous

    The boys arrived in Santo Domingo this morning.
    – There’s a Bulldozer (JB’s backup band) album in the works.
    – According to ticket sale sites, they’re using the ‘Burnin’ Up Tour’ stage for this leg of the World Tour, the same way they did when they went to Argentina/Peru/Chile/Brazil.
    – They’re playing Summertime Anthem tonight according to THIS article. Say whaaaaa? (Thanks Giselle for letting us know).
    – They were done with the Meet & Greet around 6.45pm local time.
    – Opening band is ‘Bocatabu‘, a dominican band. Check their Myspace.
    – 7.00 pm EST opening act is done. Now waiting for JB!
    – It’s raining in Santo Domingo.
    http://jonashq.org/

  • clara

    Miley at Concert For Hope
    http://tinyurl.com/yh5qggj — GORGEOUS! OMG MILEY IS SO SKINNY!!! — Does Miley eat?? {{ Nick what a loser you are!!


    she looks younger
    which is a good thing — WOW! I wouldn’t want to be Courtney and take a picture with Miley. Can you say G O R G E O U S! She lost weight though..

  • A.

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Charlotte-x-

    I’ve gotten two e-mails from OceanUp now about inappropriate comments. I’m gonna keep it shut now… (LYK JOE’S ASS LOLZROFL)
    ____________________________

    Not to get all serious, but that’s not fair.

    The trolls write some of the most vulgar things.
    And the sane people who have accounts are getting emails?
    =/

    I know right?!

  • w

    Why are people talking about Miley and Adam dating? Did I miss something?

  • Charlotte-x-

    NO IT’S DUNCAN! REMEMBER JOE TWEETED ABOUT MISSING DUNKAROOS! IT WAS TOTALLY A SUBLINAL MESSAGE! AWWW <3

    His name is Duncan. And Joe has a cute nickname for him – Dunkaroos.

    N’aww true love! Someone make these pair a fan Twitter already.

  • justine.

    It makes me sad to think that he can’t even go to the shops without people takin photos and making news of it. He went to the shops. Big dif. Oh my god he’s gay my dreams are ruined! *sarcasm*

  • Anonymous

    well yeah, Miley would have to arrive at LAX because she and her crew rented out a commercial airline…but still, it sounds so fake

  • jerseygirl

    elieaa
    Oct 25, 2009 @ 10:13 pm
    elieaa said:

    jersey

    saturday night. there was no way i could fly in for the 3pm one
    —————————
    So you got to hear “Still in Love With You” and see Joe take off his sweater?

    JEALOUS!

  • Lighten up!

    you are all so stupid… first of all you are stereotyping this friend as gay. none of you know him, so how can you just say that. secondly even if he is gay, that doesnt mean joe is gay or bi. stop being idiots. don’t even bother assuming things when you know absolutely nothing. i hate how you all just think you KNOW everything… i cant believe i just read that someone thinks this is joes boyfriend.
    ———
    Relax, the sane folks here know that he’s NOT gay! Most were just kidding around!

  • MRS JOE JONAS

    http://www.oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=7656&fid=25674
    Joe !! u, me, bed NOW !! fuck his hotness is getting out of hand seriously his hair is freaking amazin and these days he was looking ultra-sexxy i donno why i mean i sometimes think that celebrity are over-rated you know like if i pass some of them by the street and they weren’t known some i wouldn’t give a shit about them but if Joe wasn’t famous and he passed by walkin down the street lookin like THAT i will check him out with that hott body of his he may be simple you know like brown hair caramel hazel eyes but he has this aroma to him that makes him such an eye candy!!!

  • Anonymous

    damn the tour, joe needs to be in LA so we can get more pics like this ahaha

  • Natalie

    WOAH Joe!!! Your SO HOT Man!!! I LOVE You! x

  • Anonymous

    i want joe to sing this to me…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmwTFM9p66s

  • Anonymous

    I said something similar to this a few months back, and I thought Yvonne was going to come through my computer and stab me in the throat. XD
    —————-

    Lol, gotta love Yvonne…

  • ftydtfufu

    i actually liked the poodle look

  • :]

    forgive me for not knowing this but why is her hair so stringy? does she have extensions?

  • Eneyi

    No YVONNE not just yet…Kevin and I are going to do it together for our Xmas Card….but thanks for your concern…
    ———
    LMAO

  • Angela.

    What’s up, Sammy?

    I haven’t seen you in a while. ;)

  • Anonymous

    so who is at the concert tonight?

  • Anonymous

    everyone loses weight on tour, Jordin sparks did and she was just the opening for JB…Demi also tweeted about her pants getting too big for her…I love miley’s curves though, hopefully those hips and thighs wont go anywhere

  • Goldengal11

    jerseygirl said:

    I swear – I’m applying for the job of OU fact checker.

    They need one. STAT.
    _________________

    Hahaha!

    “when they realized i was looking they turned up the glasses and sent the buff guy to get the food out front while tish drove the car around. they were blasting music on the radio too.. lady gaga love game.. and it looked like joe was singing”

    The second story is the funniest.

  • HAHA!

    joes gay guys just except it. we knew one of them would be and it turned out ot be joe.

  • Anonay1

    Tashahahaha said:
    Two more pics of Miley
    http://tinyurl.com/yfpel4k
    http://tinyurl.com/yfpel4k

    And yeh she looks SO skinny.
    But LOVE her outfit. — Wtf is Nick thinking? Shes smokinh hot!

  • Ms.aNonymous

    elieaa

    I am okay..let me know about you?

  • Sammy

    Wow! Fernando is friends with JOE JONAS!!! I’m going to kill that little bitch.

  • LaLaLandGirl

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?
    ——————-

    How about Ryan?
    ———–

    How about Henry?

    How about Hitler?

    Jitler?

  • Goldengal11

    I loved Paranormal Activity. It’s like the Blair Witch Project where you either like it or you don’t. I thought it was really good. I will be buying this for sure. It’s not really scary as much as it is creepy. And I agree with CaptainCrunchRocks, Micah made that movie. Hahaha.

  • NICOLE .

    Why are people talking about Miley and Adam dating? Did I miss something?

    ————————————-

    Because every post will eventually end up being about Miley.

  • Anonymous

    NICK WEARS A MAN PURSE NICK IS GAY TOO!

  • LaLaLandGirl

    this is tim

    http://www.razor-gator.com/chewbacca.jpg

    SEXY BITCH.

  • sugapuff
  • Xiomy

    Perez Jr. anyone?

    The guy reminds me of Andy Samberg.

  • Eneyi

    w said:
    w said:
    Emily Ford said:

    I <3 gay people!
    ————-
    Me too.
    I NEED A GAY GUY FRIEND.
    ——
    Gay guy friends are the shizz! :D
    —————-
    I had one, his name was Jared. Then he moved to fucking Guam. :(
    ———-
    D: That sucks. Mine moved like 2 hours away but I still keep in contact with him

  • Dangerpears.

    If Joe is Bi, would he be a top or bottom. I see a top, he’s really AGGRESSIVE, yum xD

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    Wait, Joe is gay? Or are you guys making up sh*t.?

    ————-

    Why would we make up shit?
    It’s true.
    :P

  • the_historian

    that’s what i said
    lol

  • Hannahh

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ahaha.

  • A.

    Wait, Joe is gay? Or are you guys making up sh*t.?

    —————

    No.
    Joe’s really gay.

    Whattttttt? Is that a joke?

    ———–

    No.
    It’s not a joke.
    I wasn’t supposed to say anything but I guess it’s time.
    Make it easier for him to come out.

  • Melissa=)

    Miley at Concert For Hope
    http://tinyurl.com/yh5qggj — GORGEOUS! OMG MILEY IS SO SKINNY!!! — Does Miley eat?? {{ Nick what a loser you are!!


    she looks younger
    which is a good thing — WOW! I wouldn’t want to be Courtney and take a picture with Miley. Can you say G O R G E O U S! She lost weight though..
    ======================
    why do you constantly compare miley and courtney? they are both pretty.

  • Anonymous

    LOL. RADIO DISNEY IS TALKING ABOUT HOW MILEY&JESSIE WERE TALKING BACKSTAGE AT CITY OF HOPE ;)
    2 minutes ago from web

  • jerseygirl

    ct 25, 2009 @ 10:11 pm
    LAURENJ- said:

    Anonymous said:

    lauren-have ya choosen your joe icon yet? theres lots out there
    **************************
    No YVONNE not just yet…Kevin and I are going to do it together for our Xmas Card….but thanks for your concern…
    ————————————–
    BAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Goldengal11

    LaLaLandGirl said:

    The dude looks like an Enrique.
    I’m guessing he’s from Puerto Rico.

    Jorique?
    _________________

    Hahahaha.

  • Anonymous

    joe looks ten times hotter than he did before and i loooooove it <3333333

  • Anonymous

    Why are people talking about Miley and Adam dating? Did I miss something?

    ————

    No, u didn’t, that chick is just looking for attention

  • Goldengal11

    Ohh, I forgot all about the Angels vs. Yankees game.

  • Anonymous

    wait, isn’t that martin from disney channel france? if not that sure looks a lot like him…

  • Melissa=)

    OK SERIOUSLY!?! SOME OF YOU ARE INSANE!!! WHO CARES IF HIS FRIEND IS GAY!! YOUR ALOUD TO HAVE GAY FRIENDS DOESNT MAKE HIM GAY! WE DONT EVEN KNOW IF HIS FRIEND IS GAY STOP JUDGING PEOPLE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!! ITS SICK!!
    ==================
    everyones joking. take the stick out of your ass.

  • Anonymous

    Uh oh, Jackie is now the owner of oceanup.
    Just saying. :)

  • Anonymous

    you think nick’s that shallow? lulz

  • kimmy4444

    how ironic both people who sent in similar stories chose to be under Anonymous

  • twipire4eva

    holy CRAP joe jonas is a sexy man whore!!! hahahaaaa he looks pretty hot though :D

  • Eneyi

    Dear OceanUp,
    Hi. Um so yeah, I was at a Starbucks in Dallas yesterday. Then, out of nowhere, NICK SEXY JONAS came in…WITHOUT A HAT…OR A MURSE. One of my friends got so excited she puked in her frappuccino, and my other friend ran to the bathroom (she fingers herself when she’s excited.) So anyway, he totally gave me this sexilicious look, like, “Hey baby, I know you won’t treat me bad.” OMG I could’ve died. After he got his good ol’ Starbucks, he walked over to me, grabbed my hand, pushed me against a wall, and intensely made out with me. It was soooo hot! We ended up sharing drinks and later on frolicked through a golf course. A lot more happened, but teenies visit the site so….

    I would’ve taken a picture, but Nick and I had a little…erm, mattress mambo to convince me not to. Sorry, but how could you say NO??

    ——————————————
    I love that you used the word ‘frolicked’ lol Anyways, thanks for sharing MY story with the rest of the world :p

    P.S. Angela You only wish you could claim this story :D

  • Charlotte-x-

    LOL guys, remember back in the day when this post was actually funny?

    But then it stopped cos teenies showed up crying.

  • Gemini

    miley looks pretty :)

  • Goldengal11

    Melissa=) said:

    I’m so tempted to write a fake story to OceanUp. Shit, they’ll believe anything
    =================
    ikr?
    its like, “i saw nick and miley making out and then a unicorn jumped over their heads.”
    and oceanup will be like, “it might be true.”
    an teenies will be like “0MJ!!1!!!11!! NILEY 4EVS!1!!!1!!! <3<3″ haha.
    ____________________

    LMAO

  • Anonymous

    m said:

    Watch JB’s next video be like Dragon BAll Z.
    Kamehameha!!!!!!!!
    ============
    http://i37.tinypic.com/eun0qx.jpg

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    No he is more of a Lance or a Glenn.Lol

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    I’ve gotten two e-mails from OceanUp now about inappropriate comments. I’m gonna keep it shut now… (LYK JOE’S ASS LOLZROFL)
    ____________________________

    Not to get all serious, but that’s not fair.

    The trolls write some of the most vulgar things.
    And the sane people who have accounts are getting emails?
    =/

    I know right?!
    ——
    Ridiculous huh?

  • Long time no see!

    lauren-have ya choosen your joe icon yet? theres lots out there
    **************************
    No YVONNE not just yet…Kevin and I are going to do it together for our Xmas Card….but thanks for your concern…
    ————–
    Howdy Yvonne!

  • Melissa=)

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ahaha.
    ===========
    lmao!

  • Ediee

    seriously oceanup?
    come on
    get a life

  • Anonymous

    forgive me for not knowing this but why is her hair so stringy? does she have extensions? — Shes not wearing alot of them tonight. ON tour she piles them on.

  • HannahMary

    Chill it Jacks, I was asking a question.

  • jerseygirl

    Ms.N – like you said……….his true fans will support him ALWAYS! I swear, I was watching that video of them arriving in DR – I was having heart palpitations. He looks so yummy. I just love him to death.

    HI ELIEAA! We’ve missed you!

  • jerseygirl

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:13 pm
    CrazyCrunk said:

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?
    ——————-

    How about Ryan?

    or

    Martin he could be a Martin
    ——————————-
    He’s a Kenneth.

    Not Ken. Not Kenny.

    Kenneth.

  • ftydtfufu

    ftydtfufu said:

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?
    ——————-

    How about Ryan?

    or

    Martin he could be a Martin
    ——————————-
    He’s a Kenneth.

    Not Ken. Not Kenny.

    Kenneth.

    —————

    Joe already has a boyfriend named Martin.
    He secretly calls him Francis though.

    ———————————————

    It’s so obvious.

    His name is Damien.
    He’s almost too gay to function.

    ——————-

    That’s only okay when I say it!
    ———

    That’s funny.
    Put it in the book.

    ——————————————

    I’m a pusher, Joe. I’m a pusher.

    ——–

    Well, i prefer him to be the pusher.
    a hard one. hopefully.
    >;)

  • liiiiiiz

    yeah she has extensions.

  • Doom

    I thought Justin Long.

  • jjean

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:41 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    http://oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=7656&fid=25645

    They’re both biting their lips, thinking about each other naked.

    Anywho… Joe still has that shitty fridgerator car? *sigh*

    ‘I thought I told ya’, Imma star. You see the ice? You see the cars.’

    I like Joe’s car. It makes him hotter.:)

  • Rockwood

    The gay blind item was all over the internet. I don’t remember where it originated. If you google it you might still find it. I know the guys at Datalounge (a gay site) were having a field day trying to figure out who it was. Most were hoping Nick but pegged either Kevin of Joe.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    unfortunately, aNonymous, the way they cannot change your opinion on the subject, you can’t change their either. They will judge, because that is who they are and a long essay is not going to change that. I think it’s a personal decision that isn’t any of my business, I don’t understand how someone being gay can affect the life of someone else.

  • jerseygirl

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 08:31 pm
    NICOLE . said:

    Cool. OU is based on the east coast now? We have a better ocean anyway.

    Maybe I can get a job with them. I’ll be their fact-checker. They seem to be hurting in that area. ;)

    ————————————-

    NGL, I was pissed when I found out that the original ocenaup twitter operator used to be just a commenter. WTF, Tim/whoever else?! You’re picking people from the studio audience to help produce the show, and you didn’t pick me?! What is this nonsense? I’ve been here forever. XD

    I would never abuse my privileges and befriend Demi Lovato and then reveal the things she told me in confidence. Neverrrrrrrr.
    —————————–
    I think you need to send in your resume.

    And then give your email so you can abuse your privileges with Joe and fill me in on everything he tells you in confidence. ;)

  • Ms.aNonymous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK-FRac7m58

    OK get past the looks to how great this guy is .. and his voice is amazing …listen to some other songs..but hang on it will get to baseball analogy…just wait!

  • A.

    The dude looks like an Enrique.
    I’m guessing he’s from Puerto Rico.

    Jorique?

    ————

    He’s not from PR.
    He’s from LA.

  • Angela.

    Charlotte-x- said:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3564/3508503240_7e78a5ec8e_o.jpg

    Nick, is dat chu? Woof woof, poodle.

    ———————————————-

    He’s my poodle.
    I thought him all the trick he knows.

  • Anonymous

    Why are people talking about Miley and Adam dating? Did I miss something?

    YO!! IM FRIENDS WITH ADAM N HE TOLD ME THAT THEY WENT OUT FOR LUNCH TODAY IN L.A N IT WAS A DATE AND LIAM AND MILEY R JUST FRIENDS
    ADAM IS WITH MILEY BACKSTAGE AT THE CITY OF HOPE CONCERT RITE NOW!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    now that i belive lmfao

  • Anonymous

    fuck you fucking faggot. and if this gay nigger turns joe gay then i am FUCKING NOT SUPPORTING THE JONAS BROTHERS. IM GOING TO THROW AWAY ALL MY FUCKING CDS THAT I BOUGHT AND TAKE DOWN MY POSTERS. i had this 1 picture of a meet and greet i will fucking shread that shit.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    I loved Paranormal Activity. It’s like the Blair Witch Project where you either like it or you don’t. I thought it was really good. I will be buying this for sure. It’s not really scary as much as it is creepy. And I agree with CaptainCrunchRocks, Micah made that movie. Hahah
    ——-
    Haha he really did:)

  • Anonymous

    HannahMary said:
    Some Miley candids from today. :)

    http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/miley-cyrus-and-ma
    ——-
    Woah, is Miley still growing? I didn’t remember her that much taller than Mandy.

  • Angela.

    Eneyi said:

    Ahh. Yayzerz!
    Yesss, just us. And then there are the die hard JoeHoes. And the die hard KevinHeavenlys. xP
    ———
    And then there are the die hard nickchick/joehoe/kevinheavenly girls like myself :D

    ———————————————–

    I’m like you, Eneyi. But my love for Joe and Kevin are like brothers, you know? I would love to be with them but not like how I wanna be with Nick..;D

    So, in the end..I’m a Kevin&JoeSis..and a NickChick. ;D

  • Anonymous

    I see a less attractive Ed Westwick standing next to Joe…

    Jed?

  • Anonymous

    The boys arrived in Santo Domingo this morning.
    – There’s a Bulldozer (JB’s backup band) album in the works.
    – According to ticket sale sites, they’re using the ‘Burnin’ Up Tour’ stage for this leg of the World Tour, the same way they did when they went to Argentina/Peru/Chile/Brazil.
    – They’re playing Summertime Anthem tonight according to THIS article. Say whaaaaa? (Thanks Giselle for letting us know).
    – They were done with the Meet & Greet around 6.45pm local time.
    – Opening band is ‘Bocatabu‘, a dominican band. Check their Myspace.
    – 7.00 pm EST opening act is done. Now waiting for JB!
    – It’s raining in Santo Domingo.
    http://jonashq.org/ — ITS AN OUTDOOR ARENA!! TOO BAD :(( — itschristablack http://twitpic.com/my3fd – I do believe the Dominican Republic is ready for the Jonas Brothers.
    about 1 hour ago from TwitPic

  • liiiiiz
  • Ms.aNonymous

    LMAO ..Joe is quite the busy boy to do all in limited time…

    holy shit..pour me some tequila with some Joe and lime..on the rocks so it hits me in my blood stream..where Joe on the rocks, rocks my dreams…lol

    He is amazing and I cant wait to see the energy they give abroad…JB are the real deal and people see them for who they are

    Living life like at the bottem even though they are at the top..if it all goes away..they have no spiritual loss but gain an understanding to be joe in line at the market..he’s no VIP and smiles and gets it..he puts up with the people and doesnt whine..

  • musicconstant

    If you actually read the article, you would see that it’s the commenters that started the whole gay thing. Not OU. Oh, and you would also know that everyone on pg 8 is talking about random shit.

  • jerseygirl

    me too! said:

    jerseygirl said:

    So I’m slightly pissed. A-Rod is up with the bases loaded; the Stadium is going crazy; and Kate Hudson doesn’t even get her ass out of her seat. WTF?

    She’s got a full face of makeup on though
    ——————
    Yeah, I noticed that too. I would be all over that place if it were me! LOL!
    ———————————
    She needs to be up supporting her man! For crying out loud – he GOT her those seats!

  • Anonymous

    omg its raining at the concert right now and its an out door concert joe is all wet and swetty with his sexy body onstage omg i am so mad im not there right now i wish he rips his shirt off <3

  • DinoGirl

    Kpurity said:

    DinoGirl – You seem to have the best icons.. in my opinion. (:
    ____________________________________

    Whoa, Thank ya!
    Gotta give the credit to Nick, though. :]

  • Anonymous

    Miley at Concert For Hope
    http://tinyurl.com/yh5qggj — GORGEOUS! OMG MILEY IS SO SKINNY!!! — Does Miley eat?? {{ Nick what a loser you are!!


    she looks younger
    which is a good thing — WOW! I wouldn’t want to be Courtney and take a picture with Miley. Can you say G O R G E O U S! She lost weight though..
    ======================
    why do you constantly compare miley and courtney? they are both pretty. ____ Miley is gorgeous and hot, Selena is beautiful and Courtney is very cute.

  • Charlotte-x-

    Dear OceanUp,

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    I’m serious. I would of took pictures but they paid me a million bucks not to.

    – Anonymous.

  • Eneyi

    Elieaa

    I’m pretty that the whole ‘awake when fab talked or like a light when he wasn’t’ thing was the consensus for all the girls on the bus lol. I definitely look like I don’t belong in that picture with the guys and you can tell that they totally knew what we were doing XD

  • Charlotte-x-

    Well, if I can’t have Joe, then none of you bitches can either. I’m glad he’s gay.

  • Anonymous

    Charlotte-x- said:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3564/3508503240_7e78a5ec8e_o.jpg

    Nick, is dat chu? Woof woof, poodle.

    ———————————————-

    He’s my poodle.
    I thought him all the trick he knows.
    ==========
    i taught him the trick of licking my clitoris and lapping up my juices like a dog

  • Tashahahaha

    http://tinyurl.com/yk5n27a
    Stunning!
    Mileys on Radio Disney interview right now.

  • Tashahahaha

    FaB said:
    1. Surely Miley wouldn’t be flying into LAX, she’s on tour so she’d either be on her bus or private jet.
    2. Weren’t the JB in the DR at that time anyway?
    3. Why the hell would Nick sit with his ex and his brother while they were all over each other?
    4. Miley and Joe, I’m pretty certain, are with other people.
    5. This just makes no sense.

    Oh, and MILEY AND JOE? No, just no.
    —–

    im NOT saying it is right.. but on radio disney miley just said that they had to rent out a HUGE american airline plane ( the commercial kind) because her crew was so large… so technically that would have come throught LAX…

    and in the video that ocean up posted below.. the jonases arrived today during the day so that means they arrived today and not last night..

    again im not saying its true..


    I heard that too I was just gonna mention it.

  • jerseygirl

    Second and third.
    One out.
    Derek, THE man, is up!

  • Eneyi

    A. said:
    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ———–
    Haha I wouldn’t be surprised :p. Tim always loves to attract attention to himself so when he’s seen with Joe its like BAM! XD

  • shelovesjonas

    joe is beautiful

  • the_historian

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ahaha.
    ===========
    lmao!

    that explains the sandals

  • Anonymous

    beautifulballad we are updating live from the concert of hope today!
    2 minutes ago from web

  • liiiiiiiz

    i met mandy irl once (not miley, just mandy) and she was really short. like 5’3″, max.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Lauren I wrote a whole lot about Joes do..

    well damn you dont have time to read all those comments.. mine are some of the earliest..

    How is family and V?

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Melissa=)
    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:15 pm
    Melissa=) said:

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ahaha.
    ===========
    lmao!

    ———
    Haha

  • Charlotte-x-

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3564/3508503240_7e78a5ec8e_o.jpg

    Nick, is dat chu? Woof woof, poodle.

    ———————————————-

    He’s my poodle.
    I thought him all the trick he knows.

    Like roll over and beg?

  • Hannahh

    Some Miley candids from today. :)

    http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/miley-cyrus-and-ma
    ——-
    Woah, is Miley still growing? I didn’t remember her that much taller than Mandy.

    If you look at the other pictures, she’s standing on the sidewalk, which is higher than where Mandy is standing. :)

  • A.

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?
    ——————-

    How about Ryan?

    or

    Martin he could be a Martin
    ——————————-
    He’s a Kenneth.

    Not Ken. Not Kenny.

    Kenneth.

    —————

    Joe already has a boyfriend named Martin.
    He secretly calls him Francis though.

  • Anonymous

    But then it stopped cos teenies showed up crying.
    ========
    Seriously. I dont know why they care so much about the sexuality of a guy they will never know.

  • sugapuff

    HannahMary said:
    Some Miley candids from today. :)

    http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/miley-cyrus-and-ma
    ——-
    Woah, is Miley still growing? I didn’t remember her that much taller than Mandy.

    —————-
    It looks like miley is standing on the sidewalk

  • Melissa=)

    fuck you fucking faggot. and if this gay nigger turns joe gay then i am FUCKING NOT SUPPORTING THE JONAS BROTHERS. IM GOING TO THROW AWAY ALL MY FUCKING CDS THAT I BOUGHT AND TAKE DOWN MY POSTERS. i had this 1 picture of a meet and greet i will fucking shread that shit.
    =================
    you scare me. O_O

  • Anonymous

    that’s not funny anymore.

    get a life. stupid faggots.

  • ashleyy:)

    DEMI CALLED MILEY ‘MY BEST FRIEND” AT THE CONCERT OF HOPE!!!!!! OMG.

  • Carolyn2

    This guy kind of looks like a Ken.

    Jen? haha

  • Anonymous

    omfg this is seriously pissing me off
    I’m goign through comments and I keep people saying that the chick in the red is fat.
    SHE ISNT
    god if shes fat them lord I dunno wtf i am
    i hate how the media or stupid
    13 year olds on this site think that average people are fat.
    for fucks sakes get lives and stop judging others.
    If you have nothing to say dont say it at all, the girl is perfectly fine.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    HannahMary said:
    Some Miley candids from today. :)

    http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/miley-cyrus-and-ma
    ——-
    Woah, is Miley still growing? I didn’t remember her that much taller than Mandy. — Miley is standing on a sidewalk and Mandy is on the pavement.

  • Anonymous
  • Angela.

    Yeah, okay.

    OU is being a pissy today sending people emails.
    I’ll let it cool down for a while.

    I’ll be back later on a new CONCERT post, S. American style. ;D

    Catch y’all later!

    http://i28.tinypic.com/4se2qs.jpg

    That’s Joseph for you. Straight or bent, he’s a sexybeast. ;)

  • Goldengal11

    liiiiiz said:

    http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/92337192.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BF

    demi
    __________________

    I LOVE her outfit.

  • LAURENJ-

    elieaa & Eneyi

    How R U both???????
    wet, cold and miserable here in sydney australia and i am on my lunch break talking with you fine ppl and still feeling hormonal
    from yesterday seeing Joe and his sexiness….LOL I love Kevin with all my heart…I do I do BUT Joe has made me want to turn into a JOE HOE just once to have my own way with him if possible….LOL

    How is life treating you both…great I hope…cant wait to get news on their concert…should be awesome as usual…

  • Anonymous

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ————
    L. M. A. O. That’s why he called himself ‘unidentified male companion’!

  • Anonymous

    hes fucking sexy.

    umbelievable hot

  • w

    sugapuff said:

    http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/92337178.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BF

    miley concert for hope
    ————–
    Woah buddy. She lost some weight.
    She looks really pretty though and the leggings compliment the dress. Me likey

  • Angela.

    Didn’t you guys know?

    That dude was straight before he met Joe, he turned gay for obvious reasons…

  • :]

    They look hottogether. get it joe, you go glen coco!

  • Anonymous

    eautifulballad aww demi called miley her best friend :) sooo many disney stars here
    less than a minute ago from web

  • Goldengal11

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Well, if I can’t have Joe, then none of you bitches can either. I’m glad he’s gay
    _______________

    ROFL

  • oneofakindxo

    NEW POST PLEASE!

  • Anonymous

    YO!! IM FRIENDS WITH ADAM N HE TOLD ME THAT THEY WENT OUT FOR LUNCH TODAY IN L.A N IT WAS A DATE AND LIAM AND MILEY R JUST FRIENDS
    ADAM IS WITH MILEY BACKSTAGE AT THE CITY OF HOPE CONCERT RITE NOW!!!!!

    ————

    shut up dumbass, there are pics of her and mandy going out, not adam

  • jerseygirl

    Calm down. No one here really thinks he’s gay.

  • Kelss.

    He looks so young LKJDSLFKJSDF.

    Joe, why are you hanging around guys who wear white capri pants? And a striped sweater? Oh how fabulous.

    I bet he invited those girls to tag along, because Joe totally looks disinterested, lmfao. That’s how I am when I don’t like the people i’m hanging out with. But hey, maybe i’m wrong.

    I’m not digging the hair by the way.
    He just looks awkward to look at now.
    I can’t.

    haha.

  • Anonymous

    i thought the guy name is martin i am pretty sure he is martin from australlia from the dc games

  • Anonymous

    omfg this is seriously pissing me off
    I’m goign through comments and I keep people saying that the chick in the red is fat.
    SHE ISNT
    god if shes fat them lord I dunno wtf i am
    i hate how the media or stupid
    13 year olds on this site think that average people are fat.
    for fucks sakes get lives and stop judging others.
    If you have nothing to say dont say it at all, the girl is perfectly fine.
    ============
    That girl in the red isnt fat shes thick….i want to suck her p.ussy.

  • Kpurity

    So it’s either:
    Henry
    Ryan
    Vince
    Martin
    Billy
    Brad
    Chris
    Stephen
    Kenneth
    Dylan
    Lance
    Glen
    Enrique
    Leslie
    Ashley (..?)

    . . .

  • DinoGirl

    Angela. said:

    Yeah, okay.

    OU is being a pissy today sending people emails.
    I’ll let it cool down for a while.

    I’ll be back later on a new CONCERT post, S. American style. ;D

    Catch y’all later!

    http://i28.tinypic.com/4se2qs.jpg

    That’s Joseph for you. Straight or bent, he’s a sexybeast. ;)
    ___________________________________

    Talk to you later, Angela.

    And I’d say he’s straight in that pic. Haha.

  • Melissa=)

    http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/92337192.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BF

    demi
    =============
    cute.
    love her outfit. <3

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms aNonymous

    well dont forget GF Joe likes it Down Under…..he has experienced us sydneysiders and likes what we offer….LOL

    Perhaps after you sample the summer of us sydneysiders I can perhaps sample the good ole USA and all its offerings…Jonai and all……LOL dreams can come true…you just have to believe in them and yourself sissy….luvu…xoxoxo

  • Anonymous

    (replying to this) – Oct 25, 2009 @ 10:49 pm
    Anony said:

    Anonymous said:

    Guys…this is the truth…

    http://i34.tinypic.com/r1jst1.jpg
    ============
    LMAO
    ————
    LMAO too!!

  • Angela.

    AJonasOasis said:

    Angela. said:

    Eneyi said:

    Dear OceanUp,
    Hi. Um so yeah, I was at a Starbucks in Dallas yesterday. Then, out of nowhere, NICK SEXY JONAS came in…WITHOUT A HAT…OR A MURSE. One of my friends got so excited she puked in her frappuccino, and my other friend ran to the bathroom (she fingers herself when she’s excited.) So anyway, he totally gave me this sexilicious look, like, “Hey baby, I know you won’t treat me bad.” OMG I could’ve died. After he got his good ol’ Starbucks, he walked over to me, grabbed my hand, pushed me against a wall, and intensely made out with me. It was soooo hot! We ended up sharing drinks and later on frolicked through a golf course. A lot more happened, but teenies visit the site so….

    I would’ve taken a picture, but Nick and I had a little…erm, mattress mambo to convince me not to. Sorry, but how could you say NO??

    ——————————————
    I love that you used the word ‘frolicked’ lol Anyways, thanks for sharing MY story with the rest of the world :p

    P.S. Angela You only wish you could claim this story :D

    ——————————————-

    Haha..I’m rounding up my imagination for a way better story. LOL.

    Unfortunately, I’m not in the mood right now. But that doesn’t mean she won. No way, no how.

    ;D

    ‘Sides, shes a dirty little liar!
    —————
    Girrrrll, please. My story is 100% legit. But then again, you should stay in denial…it numbs the internal heartbreak. ;)

    ——————————————–

    Follow your own advice, sweetie. Since your the one lying through your teeth.

    That’s right, I went there. ;))

  • LaLaLandGirl


    He’s definitly a
    Kutakizikatukuchiri

  • Anonymous

    nikki_rox Haha I see ems she’s wearing a lady bug costume (: she’s so cute!
    less than 5 seconds ago from mobile web

  • Anonymous

    whoariley BREAKING NEWS: she’s shooting her musicvideo for Remember December tomorrow!! :D
    less than 20 seconds ago from Tweetie

    c4rt00nb0y Demis new single is Remember December
    half a minute ago from UberTwitter

  • Melissa=)

    I see a less attractive Ed Westwick standing next to Joe…

    Jed?
    ==========
    haha. thats so true.

  • Anonymous

    i cant belive they made it rain wow i want to see joe all wet on stage

  • Hannahh

    http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/92337192.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BF

    demi

    That’s um…
    Quite an outfit she’s wearing.
    But she looks pretty.

  • AmieeDawn

    Really Tim, really?

    Even tho the guy looks gay, is it so hard for 2 guy friends to hang out??

  • DinoGirl

    Charlotte-x- said:

    DUNCAN! REMEMBER JOE TWEETED ABOUT MISSING DUNKAROOS! IT WAS TOTALLY A SUBLINAL MESSAGE! AWWW <3

    His name is Duncan. And Joe has a cute nickname for him - Dunkaroos.

    N'aww true love! Someone make these pair a fan Twitter already.
    __________________________________

    Awww, Joe has his own little Dunkaroo<3.

    Juncan FTW.

  • Angela.

    Charlotte-x- said:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3564/3508503240_7e78a5ec8e_o.jpg

    Nick, is dat chu? Woof woof, poodle.

    ———————————————-

    He’s my poodle.
    I thought him all the trick he knows.

    Like roll over and beg?

    ———————————————–

    YEAH.
    And FETCH, of course. It’s slang..in England.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    NICOLE

    I am an emotional person and I love the way you deal with these issues..I am impressed….thanks

  • Goldengal11

    Hannahh said:

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ahaha.
    ______________

    Hahahaha!

  • Charlotte-x-

    omfg this is seriously pissing me off
    I’m goign through comments and I keep people saying that the chick in the red is fat.
    SHE ISNT
    god if shes fat them lord I dunno wtf i am
    i hate how the media or stupid
    13 year olds on this site think that average people are fat.
    for fucks sakes get lives and stop judging others.
    If you have nothing to say dont say it at all, the girl is perfectly fine.

    Uh, are you on the wrong post? NO ONE has said she is fat.

  • Anonymous

    Beautifulballad aww demi called miley her best friend :) sooo many disney stars here
    less than a minute ago from web — AWW DAMI CALLED MILEY HER BEST FRIEND!!! MEMI!!

  • Anonymous

    NO LETS CALL HIM BUTCH!!

  • ashleyy:)

    REMEMEBER DEEMBER IS HER NEXT SINGLE!1

  • Anonymoulbibiibs

    HAHAHAHA O Gosh. U just made me laugh so fucking hard. HAhah lol lmao lmfao AHAH BABABA

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Lauren J

    let me clarify I was in the first post about joes hair..man its amazing how we get worked up over his hot head of hair…damn I liked him in his shorts too…holy..I want that man nekked…

  • ILOVEJOEJONASSS

    I JUST DIED JOSEPH I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE UUUU

  • Anonymous

    uh oh, 3-2 yanks!

  • vane

    lol LOOK who was too scared to go to Concert of Hope.. haha she said she was going! NOURTNEY CONFIRMED! cgdancer612 Let’s Go Yanks!!!!!!
    3 minutes ago from web
    —-
    Courtney is FAMEWHORE she want drama

  • gabby yup

    whoa, seriously some people need to chill. i didnt even think of it that way. the whole the guy friend is gay, blah blah blahh. um, some guys do dress like that and arent gay. its just everyone has their own style? whats wrong with that? and if he is gay, then whats wrong with that? a straight guy can have a gay best friend without having to be assumed that theres something going on. and if joe were to be as well, what would that matter? its not like we have a chance anyway… its not gonna change anything. hes still going to be the same joe we love. goodness. and its not wrong to hang out with friends of the same or opposite sex. gosh, first joe and another girl couldnt hang out without the “omg are they dating?!?!?!?!?!” now hes gonna have to deal with “omg hes gay?!?!?!?!?” …please grow up. and those of you who feel the same way and have said that, kudos. it shouldnt be a big deal.

    although i do have to say it is funny that one picture where they look like theyre holding hands (but theyre not! its just the angle and how they were walking in front of the other and the hands were at the same.. yea you get it). kinda loled at that one. but really…

    jonasff

  • sugapuff

    DEMI CALLED MILEY ‘MY BEST FRIEND” AT THE CONCERT OF HOPE!!!!!! OMG.

    ————–

    how do you know?

  • Charlotte-x-

    Nuh uh. Remember when Joe tweeted saying Michael Buble had an amazinggg album? Yep. Joe is screwing Michael Buble.

    Jichael Juble?

  • Anonymous

    nikki_rox Going to my seat.. Can’t wait to see @ddlovato
    9 minutes ago from mobile web

  • Anonymous

    who is dami

  • Anonymous

    Miley Cyrus said:
    Hey Nick, look what you’re missing.. http://tinyurl.com/yh5qggj j/s ________ Guys do think Nick regrets losing Miley? And how many times do you think he watched her PITUSA Video? Do you Nick regrets losing Miley?

  • jerseygirl

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 10:50 pm
    Lighten up! said:

    you are all so stupid… first of all you are stereotyping this friend as gay. none of you know him, so how can you just say that. secondly even if he is gay, that doesnt mean joe is gay or bi. stop being idiots. don’t even bother assuming things when you know absolutely nothing. i hate how you all just think you KNOW everything… i cant believe i just read that someone thinks this is joes boyfriend.
    ———
    Relax, the sane folks here know that he’s NOT gay! Most were just kidding around!
    ———————–
    I thought we stopped talking about Joe and his gayness HOURS ago? LOL

  • Carolyn2

    Anonymous said:

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    —————-
    JIM FTW hahaha

  • elisa

    A few weeks ago I was in Canada. I met Nick Jonas and Courtney Galiano outside of a restraunt. They were really nice and Nick signed my hand because I didn’t have paper or anything. Courtney just stood there and waited patiently. When Nick finished I said Thank you and of course I was shaking. I don’t know where Joe and Kevin were.————without BIG ROB?? NO!
    —-
    It is true? what day?

  • w

    liiiiiz said:

    http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/92337192.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BF

    demi
    ————–
    Not digging her outfit. Too glittery and shiny for my taste.

  • Angela.

    A. said:

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?
    ——————-

    How about Ryan?

    or

    Martin he could be a Martin
    ——————————-
    He’s a Kenneth.

    Not Ken. Not Kenny.

    Kenneth.

    —————

    Joe already has a boyfriend named Martin.
    He secretly calls him Francis though.

    ———————————————

    It’s so obvious.

    His name is Damien.
    He’s almost too gay to function.

  • A.

    that’s not funny anymore.

    get a life. stupid faggots.

    —————

    I’m really not kidding!
    I was talking to him earlier and he said that he wanted to come out and tell everyone but he was scared of what everyone would say.
    It was this guys idea for him to get the hair cut.
    His name is really Randy.
    I just thought it was funny coming up with a name.

  • Melissa=)

    Dear OceanUp,

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    I’m serious. I would of took pictures but they paid me a million bucks not to.

    – Anonymous.
    =======================
    lmao!
    it sounds legit. ;)

  • me.luv.joe

    Luv it..haha..

    he’s soooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!

    ;))

  • Goldengal11

    Kpurity said:

    So it’s either:
    Henry
    Ryan
    Vince
    Martin
    Billy
    Brad
    Chris
    Stephen
    Kenneth
    Dylan
    Lance
    Glen
    Enrique
    Leslie
    Ashley (..?)

    . . .
    ___________________

    I see a Kenneth.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Laurel and Captin..

    Jesus..lets celebrate that Joe is out and about for us even to see him..that is the story..

    I love Jonas and always will…I love you but don’t know if your thin, or fat, religious or non..I love you stil.. as a family on OU ..I think we need to allow Joe to be Joe…I love his being how ever he defines himself…Peace!

  • Melissa=)

    whoariley BREAKING NEWS: she’s shooting her musicvideo for Remember December tomorrow!! :D
    less than 20 seconds ago from Tweetie

    c4rt00nb0y Demis new single is Remember December
    half a minute ago from UberTwitter
    ========================
    cool. i love that song.

  • NICOLE .

    Dear OceanUp,

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    I’m serious. I would of took pictures but they paid me a million bucks not to.

    – Anonymous.

    ————————————-

    I think this story might be fake….

  • quick payday loans

    Those girls are just their with them to hid his gayness. I bet that guy with him was his partner.

  • vane

    lol LOOK who was too scared to go to Concert of Hope.. haha she said she was going! NOURTNEY CONFIRMED! cgdancer612 Let’s Go Yanks!!!!!!
    3 minutes ago from web
    —-
    Courtney is FAMEWHORE she want drama

  • Anonymous

    Angela. said:
    Charlotte-x- said:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3564/3508503240_7e78a5ec8e_o.jpg

    Nick, is dat chu? Woof woof, poodle.

    ———————————————-

    He’s my poodle.
    I thought him all the trick he knows.

    Like roll over and beg?

    ———————————————–

    YEAH.
    And FETCH, of course. It’s slang..in England.__________________ MILEY LOVED HIM WHEN NO ONE CARED!

  • Anonymous

    Miley looks sooo pretty in that pic at concert of hope…

    Its very simple and looks very age appropriate ive seen people around my city where something similar whos around Mileys age…
    Miley also looks skinnier from the tour…

    aww I want a Demi and Miley moment.

  • ET

    hahaha
    can you imagine those stories were true?
    i would LMAOOOOOOOO!
    joe singing lovegame!
    OMG

  • Kpurity

    How about we all decide on ONE name?
    :)?

  • jjean

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:51 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Angela. said:

    Yeah, okay.

    OU is being a pissy today sending people emails.
    I’ll let it cool down for a while.

    I’ll be back later on a new CONCERT post, S. American style. ;D

    Catch y’all later!

    http://i28.tinypic.com/4se2qs.jpg

    That’s Joseph for you. Straight or bent, he’s a sexybeast. ;)
    ___________________________________

    Talk to you later, Angela.

    And I’d say he’s straight in that pic. Haha.

    Bye, angela. I’m out, too. I’ll be back to help create another epic post with you guys.;)

  • Anonymous

    oceanUP Demis new single is Remember December (Thx @c4rt00nb0y)
    less than 20 seconds ago from web

    nikki_rox *demi
    half a minute ago from mobile web

    nikki_rox Demos new singe is remember December!
    half a minute ago from mobile web

    whoariley she just waved to us :] Remember December – http://twitpic.com/myot5
    less than a minute ago from Tweetie

    oceanUP RT @c4rt00nb0y Demis new single is Remember December
    1 minute ago from UberTwitter

  • Emma1108

    A week ago, I was at Macy’s shopping with my sister for dresses. There was a beautiful red Chanel dress that called my name, and I had to have it. I went into the dressing room and tried it on. WHile I was undressing, I heard a weird noise. At first I ignored it, but then the noises turned into moans. THe moans were coming from the stall next to me, so I decided to take a peek. I couldn’t believe it, it was Nick Jonas and Courtney having sex. They saw me and I quickly ran out of the dressing room naked. Later that day, they found me, and told me it was ok that I relesed this story. They felt it was time for everyone to know about this beautifu relationship.

  • Anonymous

    kaylie and karlieh are going to have a hayday with this cant wait for the new v log

  • nickssatchel

    Joe does not look amused.

  • Charlotte-x-

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3564/3508503240_7e78a5ec8e_o.jpg

    Nick, is dat chu? Woof woof, poodle.

    ———————————————-

    He’s my poodle.
    I thought him all the trick he knows.

    Like roll over and beg?

    ———————————————–

    YEAH.
    And FETCH, of course. It’s slang..in England.

    Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.

  • avery

    Miley and Demi both look pretty at the Concert of Hope thing. But lol @ there being no pics of JMac, poor guy.

  • Anonymous56656

    Boooooo on his hair. I dont like him anymore. And whats with his lame “friends” apshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap!

  • Anonymous

    does anyone care that joe is all wet outside half naked singing in the rain =0

  • HAHA!

    YOU GO GLEN COCO YOU GO!

  • kayee

    Anonymous said:

    WHO IS THAT GUYYY???? WHO IS HEEEE???? THAT MOTHERFUCKING FATHERFUCKING PIECE OF FLYING FLAMING MONKEY SHIT SON OF A FUCKING BITCH BETTER NOT BE WITH JOE!

    ___________

    Im pretty sure Joe is straight.

  • Anonymous

    Just So You Know – Joe/Miley/Nick MILEY HAS TO CHOOSE!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z4HAwpc0mw

  • Ms.aNonymous

    I love how we who love Joe surround him in our love of whatever it is he wants….we are fans for the long haul..

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Jersey…

    He is very hetero as far as I am concerned like I said gay guys care about their hair just going out..why I don’t know..but they do..he just gets up and goes..hes such a dude..a straight dude!

  • Charlotte-x-

    Humph. Yeah. This post has turned from EPIC to fail. See you in the next post, beautifuls (some of you).

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/92337192.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BF

    demi
    =============
    cute.
    love her outfit. <3

    ———-

    she looks pretty :)

  • Tashahahaha

    Charlotte-x- said:
    Dear OceanUp,

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    I’m serious. I would of took pictures but they paid me a million bucks not to.

    – Anonymous.

    Im crying with laughter.

  • MusicIsLove<3

    I CAN’T BELIEVE HE CUT HIS HAIR!!!!!
    HE LOOKS 17 AGAIN!!!!! [[ haha xD ]]
    PLEASEEEEEE, I NEED JOE TO GROW OUT HIS HAIR AGAIN!!!
    NOW HE JUST LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER GUY FROM A BOY BAND.
    Tell me you agree.

  • brianaheart1995

    You know I was paying so much attetion at the guy’s face at first, so I was like is that Garbo. Because I just thought oceanup decided not post his name. But then I was like their is no way that’s Garbo when I look again…so yeah.

  • Jessicuhh.

    His name is variable.

  • ashleyy:)

    AM I RUDE FOR SAYING JOES NEW HAIRCUT SCREMS “GAY”

  • Anonymous

    w said:
    Why are people talking about Miley and Adam dating? Did I miss something?
    ——–
    Just ignore that person or report her to oceanupped@gmail.com, she just spams.

  • Anonymous

    c4rt00nb0y Jesse mccartney http://pic.gd/1d57ca
    less than 10 seconds ago from UberTwitter

    beautifulballad freaky!
    less than 20 seconds ago from web

    whoariley @chloebridges is the sweetest :] <3
    half a minute ago from Tweetie

    nikki_rox I don’t really kno his songs.
    less than a minute ago from Echofon

    beautifulballad jesse!
    less than a minute ago from web

    nikki_rox Jesssee Is up now!
    1 minute ago from Echofon

    c4rt00nb0y Jesse McCartney now
    3 minutes ago from UberTwitter

    nikki_rox Roxkin out! I <3 demi!
    4 minutes ago from Echofon

  • LAURENJ-

    jerseygirl

    I can see what you are saying about Kate but maybe she doesnt want the attention…the media can be so brutal u know…look at jessica simpson being called a jinx and also when Madonna was with A-Rod how much crap she got…Its hard for them….

    so u liked my comment….LOL

  • Anonymous

    in the little pictures in the third row of them the third one down..it sorta looks like they are holding hands..=P

  • Anonymous

    no

    also i love gay!joe

  • DinoGirl

    In other news, Joe has an adorable smile.
    http://oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=7656&fid=25662

    Old news, but news nonetheless.

  • trufax

    i actually really like this on her, it’s hot without being slutty/trashy like she usually dresses.

  • GirlAnna

    HOLY HELL. his hair is AWESOME.

  • elieaa

    jersey

    i missed you guys too! It’s nice to be back. Hotel internet was overly expensive so i had to cut down a little.

  • ILOVENICKJAYY

    WHY IS JOE JONAS WITH A GAY GUY?!?!?! o_O

    OMG I LOVE YOU JOE BUT …NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! D:

  • Anonymous

    http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/92337192.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BF
    ————–

    the outfit is not bad, i just think the jacket is too…much? i guess…she was a lot more simple last year

  • Ms.aNonymous

    LaurenJ I have to go..thanks for your wishes…is Yvonne here….love you!

  • Melissa=)

    OK don’t even joke about that. God FORBID Joseph Adam Jonas will ever be gay. GOD FORBID. that guy is creeping me out, joe STAY away from him. wow like he’s gonna read that. i’m praying “nothing” will happen. :
    ————————–
    GOD FORBID you reproduce.
    ===================
    haha. good one.

  • Chelse—

    hahahah xD that’s a REALLY REALLY stupid answer.

  • Marjorie

    I usually hate those leggings but they look AMAZING with the outfit. Miley just looks stunning! And Memi are just too adorable! I bet Miley wishes she was in town to go to Demi’s B-Day party.

  • musicconstant

    LMFAO!
    Reading the article and put the mouse over ‘male companion’ and that e harmony thing came up, first word I saw SEXUAL PASSION! Lmmfao

  • w

    Why are people talking about Miley and Adam dating? Did I miss something?

    ————————————-

    Because every post will eventually end up being about Miley.
    ———————
    True.

  • jerseygirl

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 09:12 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    Dear OceanUp,

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    I’m serious. I would of took pictures but they paid me a million bucks not to.

    – Anonymous.
    ——————————
    Your story sounds more legit than the other one.

    I could so totally see Joe going ape-shit about not getting a toy in his Happy Meal.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Laurel and Captin..

    Jesus..lets celebrate that Joe is out and about for us even to see him..that is the story..

    I love Jonas and always will…I love you but don’t know if your thin, or fat, religious or non..I love you stil.. as a family on OU ..I think we need to allow Joe to be Joe…I love his being how ever he defines himself…Peace!
    ——-
    Ms. N I adore your comments. & I agree I will love Joe not matter what he is. & yes the OU family their all amazing well the sane one’s. No Jackie or teenies allowed:)

  • Nick Jonas

    Miley you here?

  • elieaa

    Eneyi

    as if it wasn’t BS enough i had to laugh at the miley was sitting in Joes lap….safe much.

    and nick just sat there watching his ex gf and brother go at it. Ever heard of man code: pretty sure theres some don’t date you brothers or friend ex….

  • musicconstant

    I don’t care who wins this game, all I know is that I want the Phils to smoke who they play against in the WS. Actually, I would like to see a Yanks-Phils WS though.

  • Javi Sanchez

    the jonas brothers are such ass fucking faggots

  • Jessicuhh.

    there are more important matters at hand.

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    that’s not funny anymore.

    get a life. stupid faggots.

    —————

    I’m really not kidding!
    I was talking to him earlier and he said that he wanted to come out and tell everyone but he was scared of what everyone would say.
    It was this guys idea for him to get the hair cut.
    His name is really Randy.
    I just thought it was funny coming up with a name.

    —————–

    I believe you, i really do.

  • Anonymous

    Miley looks sooo pretty in that pic at concert of hope…

    Its very simple and looks very age appropriate ive seen people around my city where something similar whos around Mileys age…
    Miley also looks skinnier from the tour…

    aww I want a Demi and Miley moment.___________ Me too! Man, Liam is a lucky guy! And tough break Nick! http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/92337176.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D045403B893729917AF7EE40E5251CA1C27D082798CC33322E

  • elieaa

    Eneyi

    yes it was. And they totally knew. You only ran like a block to get in front of them. I’m gonna go look a tthat picture now.

  • jerseygirl

    Goldengal11
    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:20 pm
    Goldengal11 said:

    Kpurity said:

    So it’s either:
    Henry
    Ryan
    Vince
    Martin
    Billy
    Brad
    Chris
    Stephen
    Kenneth
    Dylan
    Lance
    Glen
    Enrique
    Leslie
    Ashley (..?)

    . . .
    ___________________

    I see a Kenneth.
    —————————
    Woot! That was my suggestion.

    I win! What do I get? :D

  • :]

    0mg dats lykee tim! i knew he had a “man crush” 0n j0e. 0mg. 0mg. guys! dats tim!
    “unidentified male companion”
    tim! we kn0w dats y0u!

  • Goldengal11

    Nick Jonas said:

    Miley you here?
    _________________

    Haha! That made me laugh.

  • LetMeBeNext

    SO in this weekend alone Joe was seen.. Sleeping with Demi Lovato (i mean sleeping over)later on that day he was seen hanging out with Brenda Song, the next day chilling with his (GAY) friend and these 2 girls, then later on that night flirting/Grinding on Miley Cyrus (in front of Nick)???? DAMN, PLAYA – PLAYA

  • DinoGirl

    http://i36.tinypic.com/4hd0g4.jpg

    Look at Dunkaroos awesome sweater.

  • DinoGirl

    And with that, I’m out too.

    Hopefully be back in a new Jonas post later.

    Bye jjean and Charlotte.
    And fellow Jonai girls. :]

  • ashleyy:)

    SHES SINGING DONT FORGET!!!

  • kayee

    Joe is not gay!
    I’d rather see him with guy friends than with a girl.

  • Miley Cyrus

    I’m a little busy Nicky

  • Charlotte-x-

    Dear OceanUp,

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    I’m serious. I would of took pictures but they paid me a million bucks not to.

    – Anonymous.

    ————————————-

    I think this story might be fake….

    No, it’s true. I was there. Go to McDonalds and ask them.

  • Anonymous

    joe isnt a faggot you losers. he has a god damn purity ring, his parents are religios so hes not gay you idiots. but that MOTHERFUCKER next to him…or should i say fatherfucker is gay.

  • Emily Ford

    Shit you guys are fast! Sorry I was gone, I was reassuring Francis that it’s just a fling and Joe isn’t really leaving him.

  • FaB

    wow miley lost alot of weight…still looks pretty though!

  • Goldengal11

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Dear OceanUp,

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    I’m serious. I would of took pictures but they paid me a million bucks not to.

    – Anonymous.
    _______________________

    Hahahaha! BEST comment on this whole damn post.

    Lol @ “So I was all OMG, but stayed quiet”

  • LAURENJ-

    I am going to comment back to everyone but patience is a MUST…u r all going so quick….LOL

    Ms aNonymous
    V and I are doing great, really great…both happy with life…yesterday we had a memorial mass for my aunty so OU was out for me but late late last night proof read some comments and saw JOE….I tell you I would have hunted him down and raped his gorgeousness…WOWZA he made hot & bothered…I love his Joehawk…delicious and sexalicious…..LOL

    JERSEYGIRL
    thx for the update baby…appreciate it and you….LOL all I can say is JOE JOE JOE……….

  • Angela.

    Kpurity said:

    So it’s either:
    Henry
    Ryan
    Vince
    Martin
    Billy
    Brad
    Chris
    Stephen
    Kenneth
    Dylan
    Lance
    Glen
    Enrique
    Leslie
    Ashley (..?)

    ———————————————

    Add ‘Damien’ and ‘Taylor’

    I’m sure his name could be a Taylor for some reason..

  • Anonymous

    nikki_rox We got some good seats. I donated $30 (:
    5 minutes ago from Echofon

    beautifulballad so many people here! getting pumped!
    6 minutes ago from web

  • CrazyCrunk

    So it’s either:
    Henry
    Ryan
    Vince
    Martin
    Billy
    Brad
    Chris
    Stephen
    Kenneth
    Dylan
    Lance
    Glen
    Enrique
    Leslie
    Ashley (..?)

    . . .
    ———————–

    forget about those names i think i got it

    its between Tyler or David i think he could really looks like those two

  • Anonymous

    beautifulballad we are updating live from the concert of hope today!
    13 minutes ago from web

  • Anonymous

    hey, no offense, i get that you’re obsessed with nick but we’re talking about miley and demi right now. you can go to a fansite to talk about him if you want to. :)

  • jerseygirl

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 10:19 pm
    LAURENJ- said:

    Ms aNonymous

    well dont forget GF Joe likes it Down Under…..he has experienced us sydneysiders and likes what we offer….LOL
    ————————
    Yeah, too bad I won’t be letting him return to your neck of the woods.

    The only thing that boy will be “down under” will be me. :P

  • Sam In Atlanta

    Nothing going on Angela, just LOLing at the idiots on this post. I will admit, these pics are giving the haters a lot to work with, but I just focus on the beauty that is Joe.

    What’s up with you?

  • Charlotte-x-

    Joe stashes gay porn in his bunk.

  • Anonymous

    nikki_rox Just got inside.. I see radio Disney (:
    21 minutes ago from Echofon

  • NICOLE .

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    NICOLE

    I am an emotional person and I love the way you deal with these issues..I am impressed….thanks

    ———————————–

    I’m going to say it doesn’t hurt my feelings when they say this stuff, but you just have to learn to ignore it. I can’t change anybody’s mind by pointing out how ignorant they are. People’s minds get changed by meeting real gay people and learning we aren’t monsters. Yeahhhhhhhhhh. That’s how I feel.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Jersey..agreed..

    Hes so damn hot and speaks so well to his surroundings…lol…

    Yankees need to pull this out…

  • NICOLE .

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    —————————

    You’ve seriously never seen Tim’s picture?

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    Who’s Adam?

  • jjean

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:16 pm
    Anonymous said:

    omg its raining at the concert right now and its an out door concert joe is all wet and swetty with his sexy body onstage omg i am so mad im not there right now i wish he rips his shirt off <3

    Who told you that?…What am I saying?

    Post pictures!

  • MickeyMousesDaughter

    has OceanUp ever been a trending topic?

  • Miley Cyrus

    Hey Nick, look what you’re missing.. http://tinyurl.com/yh5qggj j/s

  • Leena

    Dear OceanUp,

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    I’m serious. I would of took pictures but they paid me a million bucks not to.

    – Anonymous.
    _____________________

    LOLOLOLOL XD

  • Anonymous

    i disagree.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Night girls..

    thanks for your love and support..hope to give it back sometime..

    Peace

  • Anonymous

    That guy with Joe has to be gay. Look at the way he stands, his clothes and how he has his hand in one of the pics.

  • CrazyCrunk

    So it’s either:
    Henry
    Ryan
    Vince
    Martin
    Billy
    Brad
    Chris
    Stephen
    Kenneth
    Dylan
    Lance
    Glen
    Enrique
    Leslie
    Ashley (..?)

    ———————————————

    Add ‘Damien’ and ‘Taylor’

    I’m sure his name could be a Taylor for some reason..
    —————

    omg he could be a Taylor :D

  • Anonymous
  • sugapuff

    what was demi wearing?

  • Anonymous

    beautifulballad aww demi called miley her best friend :) sooo many disney stars here
    35 minutes ago from web — what happened to Selena??

  • jerseygirl

    Good night Ms.N

  • Wow!

    Now..you..I’m not so sure.
    Go ahead and spread your perfection all over the world..they need you there, more than we’ll ever need you here.
    ————
    Dang! All this bitchin’ for just telling the dude that I hope the door hits him on the way out?
    What’s the world coming to? LOL!

  • Jessica

    Come on guys
    Think about it.

    Joe’s extreamly metrosexual. Cares about his looks and fashion.
    Was always refered too as ‘like a little girl’ by his gran when he was a baby
    He’s emotional and sensitive
    (cried on stage, hugs people alot like nick on live chats)
    He is obviously attracted to women but i get a strong feeling he likes guys too

    He is very open to new things and not afraid
    Do you know many guys who dance to single ladies in high heels and the tightest jumpsuit known to man
    He even admitted to breaking down over (a breakup? I think) and crying for about a weet and said how ice cream made it better

    Isn’t that a feminine traite?
    He just seems sometimes to be more like one of the girls than flirting with them.

    I believe he is bi.
    And if this is his boyfriend i think it’s adorable & surport them 100%
    Just look at the way they walked closer together, seperating themselves from the girls.

    It’s lil things like body language and picking up on the things he says that make you realise.

    Ps- sorry 4 spelling errors my ipod touch is a fail

  • Eneyi

    Miley Cyrus said:
    I’m a little busy Nicky
    —–
    Both of you should be busy at your respective concerts lol . Just sayin’ :p

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    YOU GO GLEN COCO YOU GO!

    ———-

    LMAO.

  • Anonymous

    whoariley :[ she’s heartbroken. – http://twitpic.com/mypj0
    1 minute ago from Tweetie

    beautifulballad don’t forget
    3 minutes ago from web

    nikki_rox Don’t forget!
    3 minutes ago from mobile web

    whoariley don’t forget
    3 minutes ago from Tweetie

  • Anonymous

    I just love seeing Joe’s everyday pictures..
    ‘Coz it always make my day complete..
    I can’t stop smiling every time I see his new look!!
    Freakin’ gorgeous boi!!! <3

  • My Thoughts

    I agree!!

  • Joes_my_baby

    Joe looks amazing in every picture! But that one behind the glass where he has this BIG SMILE on his face — gawd, I love that!

  • ashleyy:)

    MY STORY

    “I first couldnt believe my eyes but I saw joe and gay guy making out!

    I followed joes car after they hanged out and he was droping off gay guy and we saw them kiss for like 20 minutes!

    we were all like 0MG!! AHH THEY ARE GAY! AHHH J0E1!!111 WHY?? GAY AHHH OMG LYKEE WTF?? AHH

    my friend actually passed out.

    after joe left we started crying

    I am never gonna forget that moment”

    0MG J0ES GAY!!

  • Ashlee

    to the Heck if Joe’s gay, we’ll still lovin’ him, right?
    and you know.. maybe if he FELS in love w/ a Girl, THEN his not gay anymore huh? (:
    Just sayin’.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Lord almighty from last night..about his new hair..to today about who he hangs his hat with..wow…what a fanbase…I don’t think they read us for this reason..its depressing…people that work for them or close to them do on that basis..

    Damn i want pics of them giving what is truly the only thing we deserve and that is them singing on stage…whatever our backgrounds or feelings when they sing we disengage our feelings and take them into us..and they inspire our hearts to engage..

  • hehehe!

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    ——————
    LMAO! Good one! :D

  • Anonymous

    Wait, so they went to american apparel and shopped without the girls? lol.

  • Anonymous432

    Sorry, I didn’t mean that specific picture. Here she is not on the sidewalk.

    http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/213504/

  • foreverlacie

    the guy who is besides Joe looks like if he is gay. But if Joe was gay it will go against his believing, it will prove that joe doesn’t believe in god, and that he lied to us. Because in interviews, he implies to us that he believes in god, and when they were smaller him, nick, and kevin sang in church…this goes to all the people who think his gay…now do you think he is?

  • Goldengal11

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Nuh uh. Remember when Joe tweeted saying Michael Buble had an amazinggg album? Yep. Joe is screwing Michael Buble.

    Jichael Juble?
    _____________________

    Hahahahahahaha! Jichael Juble FTW!

    He just hasn’t met him yet.

  • alison

    wait who said he was gay in the first place?

  • avery

    Oh that’s just Jackie, she wants to have a threesome with Nick J and Courtney G and so brings them up in every post. Ignore her.

    But yay we got a Memi moment. I love those two, fuck the haters.

  • jerseygirl

    Derek walked.
    Bases loaded.
    One out.
    Damon up.

    It’s crazy here. LOL

  • jerseygirl

    LetMeBeNext
    Oct 25, 2009 @ 10:23 pm
    LetMeBeNext said:

    SO in this weekend alone Joe was seen.. Sleeping with Demi Lovato (i mean sleeping over)later on that day he was seen hanging out with Brenda Song, the next day chilling with his (GAY) friend and these 2 girls, then later on that night flirting/Grinding on Miley Cyrus (in front of Nick)???? DAMN, PLAYA – PLAYA
    ———————–
    Joe is such a slut.

  • Angela.

    Woot! That was my suggestion.

    I win! What do I get? :D

    ——————————————–

    An all expense-payed trip to go shopping with Kenneth!

    You’re SO lucky! ;D

  • Anonymous

    joe’s hot, fa sho :D
    i am SOOOO happy that the joe hawk is back.

  • Anonymous

    I’m a little behind but… CAMILLA WAS BI?! U HGIKWE MH.

    YES. Maybe I’ll have a chance with her now.
    —————
    no she was not bi. Her and Maria were BFFs and the media just said they were dating. kind of like what they do to joe when he is with a friend.

  • Eneyi

    LAURENJ

    These DR people need to hurry on home and upload their concert pics lol. I’m doing well, school is killer, mid-terms are most definitely not my friends T.T. Its taken me a couple hours to decide if i like Joe’s new ‘do and I can finally conclude that yes I do lol

  • roflkayla

    lookin’ good, joseph.

  • Anonymous

    Who’s Adam?

    ————

    she’s talking about adam sevani, he’s a little cutie and i would love if they go out…but unfortunately they are not dating.

  • J-Bug

    Dear OceanUp,

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    I’m serious. I would of took pictures but they paid me a million bucks not to.

    – Anonymous.
    ____________
    LMFAO!
    I believe your story a gazillion times more then the one who were posted.

  • fernnanda santiago

    IDIOTS ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

  • Anonymous

    - There’s a Bulldozer (JB’s backup band) album in the works.
    – They’re playing Summertime Anthem tonight (Thanks Giselle for letting us know).
    – They were done with the Meet & Greet around 6.45pm local time.
    – Opening band is ‘Bocatabu‘, a dominican band. Check their Myspace.
    – 7.00 pm EST opening act is done. Now waiting for JB!
    http://twitpic.com/my3fd

    ps joe’s ex-boyfriend says hi
    http://i29.tinypic.com/x1n5mq.jpg

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Charlotte i love your avatars..I think being from Europe you shouldnt be as thrown by stars sexualities exposed..I love Joe as a lover of us all …I mean lets face it without him and his stage persona..JB wouldn’t have even been…Hanson or JB..I take JB..Lord..team JB..they are finding their way and trying slowly to be honest..Kevin getting engaged was a start..funny..Joe is so beautiful that if men find him so..great..I think he is finding himself and expressing it..I dont care who he does as long as he is happy..we don’t own them…TMI of their private lives..I would be jealous either way…he is so sensual and sexual..I want him to be healthy and be happy…thats it..if he splits his skinny jeans where I can see on state..man… ultimately he is Joseph Adam Joseph with feelings..some are just about the future and work and life in general, how he unwinds for his sexual thoughts are none of our business…..GO JOE…BE WHAT YOU WANT…I will for one pay the ticket price to see him make believe on screen and I will watch the tabloids…my greatest fear is after the ring shit that the media will drive their relationships into the ground..I say don’t buy a mag that you would buy if there is one bad story of Joe..hit them where it hurts.. Money talks to those powers that be..

  • ashleyy:)

    get back!

  • Catch Up!

    (replying to this) – Oct 25, 2009 @ 10:54 pm
    jerseygirl said:

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 10:50 pm
    Lighten up! said:

    you are all so stupid… first of all you are stereotyping this friend as gay. none of you know him, so how can you just say that. secondly even if he is gay, that doesnt mean joe is gay or bi. stop being idiots. don’t even bother assuming things when you know absolutely nothing. i hate how you all just think you KNOW everything… i cant believe i just read that someone thinks this is joes boyfriend.
    ———
    Relax, the sane folks here know that he’s NOT gay! Most were just kidding around!
    ———————–
    I thought we stopped talking about Joe and his gayness HOURS ago? LOL
    ————–
    Yeah, I did too! :D

  • selenaalltheway1

    Someone call 911!! Jackie is losing it!!!

  • Anonymous

    Come on guys
    Think about it.

    Joe’s extreamly metrosexual. Cares about his looks and fashion.
    Was always refered too as ‘like a little girl’ by his gran when he was a baby
    He’s emotional and sensitive
    (cried on stage, hugs people alot like nick on live chats)
    He is obviously attracted to women but i get a strong feeling he likes guys too

    He is very open to new things and not afraid
    Do you know many guys who dance to single ladies in high heels and the tightest jumpsuit known to man
    He even admitted to breaking down over (a breakup? I think) and crying for about a weet and said how ice cream made it better

    Isn’t that a feminine traite?
    He just seems sometimes to be more like one of the girls than flirting with them.

    I believe he is bi.
    And if this is his boyfriend i think it’s adorable & surport them 100%
    Just look at the way they walked closer together, seperating themselves from the girls.

    It’s lil things like body language and picking up on the things he says that make you realise. — I TOTALLY SUPPORT THE GAY JOE! YOU SHOULD TOO!! :)))

  • oneofakindxo

    He can be renaldo.

  • Nicole… will log back in in a minute

    NOOOOOOOO!

    Although I will say what I thought was weird…….before they changed the site, the time zone around here was always pacific. Since the change, it’s now eastern. I wonder if that’s because the site is really now owned by someone on the east coast.

    ————————————–

    It’s true, bb. The woman with the admin account (I guess she owns the site now) said, “The time is right in New York” in the comments in response to people saying it was wrong, right after the site changed.

  • Goldengal11

    SlippinIntoTheL… said:

    Who’s Adam?
    ___________________

    Don’t listen to them. It’s the same person posting over and over again.

  • Eneyi

    Goodnight Ms. aNonymous! :)

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    DinoGirl said:

    http://i36.tinypic.com/4hd0g4.jpg

    Look at Dunkaroos awesome sweater.
    ——
    I laughed way too hard at that.

  • Tashahahaha

    I think this guy looks like a John Paul.
    But they’re couple name would be rather boring and well..the same.

  • Anonymous

    he isn’t missing a lot…just a trainwreck….

  • DinoGirl

    Angela. said:

    DinoGirl,

    Have I ever told you..that I love you? ;D
    You’re icon pones mine everytime.

    I’m so glad we have overcome our little epiphany yesterday.
    ______________________________________

    I love you too, Angela!
    You’re my OceanUp bestie. xP

    Your icons are always awesome.
    We’ve more than made our place as residential Nick-Chicks on OceanUp. Haha.

  • xocassie

    mmmmmmm joe looks amazinggg <3

  • Anonymous

    so just because a guy crys over a break up hes gay? wow then nick jonas likes it up the ass and your ex boyfrineds are gay too.

  • Nick Jonas

    glad to know I make you laugh :)

  • elieaa

    LaurenJ

    I’m pretty good. Very sick :( I have like no voice but i keep getting ppl saying it sounds good. Mainly guys claiming the rasp is sexy. not too sure about how to take that. Loving Joe’s hair but the BMS is very nice

  • Eneyi

    avi Sanchez said:
    the jonas brothers are such ass fucking faggots
    ————
    And you’re a loser for wasting your time to comment on them in the first place. Bye. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

  • Yum!

    im eating blueberry pie
    ————-
    Care to share? =)

  • yeeeeesss

    Joe Jonas and his new boy toy = OTP.
    What a fabulous couple. Brenda must be his beard y/y?

  • Anonymous

    mikeschmid Back at the Nokia Ctr. Everybody’s all spiffed up and glammed out for this show. I probably should’ve at least showered. A scrubby monster.
    2 minutes ago from Tweed

  • MileyCyrus

    Miley Cyrus said:
    I’m a little busy Nicky
    —–
    Both of you should be busy at your respective concerts lol . Just sayin’ :p __ Gotta Run Nicky , Ciao or Arriverderci or Ole’ whatever they say over there. Fyi I look better than when I was with you! Love you! :)

  • Anonymous

    c4rt00nb0y David henrie is here! : )
    1 minute ago from UberTwitter

  • LAURENJ-

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/326531/joe-jonas-yogurt-yummy-15/
    **********************************
    he is so so delicious here…that tongue action has me going crazy….LOL

  • jerseygirl

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:21 pm
    NICOLE . said:

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    —————————

    You’ve seriously never seen Tim’s picture?
    ——————————
    I have. But can’t remember, for the life of me, what the links were.

    He’s a tall skinny blonde, right?

  • Chelsee

    big lousers. you can’t even THINK. hes out w/ his FRIEND meeting some GIRLS. for having a double DATE
    Girl w/ Boy DUH!
    i mean… huh?
    use neurons that’s what they are for!

  • Anonymous

    ceanUP Miley & The Jonas Brothers Reunion? Your thoughts on this? Here are 2 stories that we received today. We cant CONF (cont) http://tl.gd/on46
    1 minute ago from Twitlonger

  • Anonymous

    In that one Joe picture with his new hair he looks sad like he’s saying “I hate it” like this:

    http://i37.tinypic.com/dolavo.png

  • Anonymous

    GAY NIGGER JOE! I new he liked it up the ass.

  • Anonymous

    c4rt00nb0y @whoariley and Meghan Martin http://pic.gd/ea4e13
    half a minute ago from UberTwitter

    whoariley Meaghan Martin? aha – http://twitpic.com/myi8a
    2 minutes ago from Tweetie

  • NICOLE .

    http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/92337178.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BF

    miley concert for hope

    ———————————–

    That’s an adorable little black dress, but I feel like everyone likes those kind of tights, except for me. :-/

  • Charlotte-x-

    Face it guys. Joe is a queer.

  • :]

    the teenies are gonna be like “OMG JOES BOY IS A FAMEWHORE SLUT MAN WHO IS A PROSTITUTE AND WANTS JOE! D:”

  • Anonymous

    On Sunday 25th October 2009, @oceanup said:

    reply
    Miley & The Jonas Brothers Reunion? Your thoughts on this?

    Here are 2 stories that we received today. We cant CONFIRM them, but they sound sufficient enough to be posted. Especially since they come from 2 different people.

    My sister and I were at LAX on late saturday going on early sunday picking up some family at the airport. we saw miley cyrus coming out of the baggage claim with a bodyguard and her mom, she had about 5 bags in a trolley and a huge grin on her face. There was barely anyone else there that late, but we saw two guys, one taller one in a purple shirt, jeans, a black hat and hoodie and another shorter guy in a brown shirt, black pants and blazer looking like they were waiting for her.

    My sister went closer to get a better look but the bodyguard told her to step back and not make a scene or else he’ll get security to get us to wait somewhere else, but she said that the two guys were DEFINITELY joe and nick jonas.

    Joe had shorter hair and as soon as she saw them she gave her mom her bag and ran and hugged joe. we were supprised she didn’t hug nick first but she gave him a shorter hug after she hugged joe. We couldn’t hear much because we weren’t close enough but we did hear that she missed them so much and she made joe take off his hat and played with his hair a little and told him it was hot.

    after a while they all left in a black heavy tinted van, and they even waved to us before they left. It was weird because she seemed closer to joe and more awkward with nick.. we also heard them mention something about a four year friendship. when we went home we checked in Miley’s book miles to go, it said that today was the first day Miley and nick met at the Elisabeth Glasser Aids Foundation Celebrity Carnival.. so technically it’s their four year aneversary

  • Angela.

    Wow! said:

    Now..you..I’m not so sure.
    Go ahead and spread your perfection all over the world..they need you there, more than we’ll ever need you here.
    ————
    Dang! All this bitchin’ for just telling the dude that I hope the door hits him on the way out?
    What’s the world coming to? LOL!

    —————————————-

    You lost me. What were you trying to say?

  • Kpurity

    Henry
    Ryan
    Vince
    Martin
    Billy
    Brad
    Chris
    Stephen
    Kenneth
    Dylan
    Lance
    Glen
    Enrique
    Leslie
    Ashley (..?)
    Damien
    Taylor
    Tyler
    David
    Scott

    Haha.. I’m going to list all the names. (: I have nothing better to do right now besides studying. Aha.

  • Anony8

    I thought everybody knows Joe has lots of gay and lesbian friends
    like Jess from the Veronicas is bisexual and Camilla Belle his ex-girlfriend is rumoured to be also bi(she had a relationship with maria sharapova) and I can assume his friend in that pic is gay. So who cares.and then there’s Demi (but thats another story)…anyway Maybe he identify more to them for some reason doesn’t mean he is one. Look at Brad Pitt did you know one of his good friend is Melissa Etheridge? He is said to have lots of lesbian friends and he is straight. So good for you Joe for being open and cool.

  • Anonymous

    dude do you realize that you are posing….as a poser. like damn. this is a new low.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Lauren you have had loss recently and I am glad you have such love around you…did you see my comments about Joes hair.if you didn’t I understand..I mean this is virtual reality…

    I love you still and and grateful for your being here as are others….you make this post a better place to post your thoughts!

  • Anonymous

    he’s too white to be a renaldo, he’s def either a kenny or a steve

  • Anonymous

    he isn’t missing a lot…just a trainwreck….

    ———–

    Lol i think we should all aim to be a trainwreck if miley is the definition of it…that’s a pretty hot and talented trainwreck…

  • Eneyi

    And then they had sex
    ——
    That line makes the entire story legit XD

  • Melissa=)

    joe isnt a faggot you losers. he has a god damn purity ring, his parents are religios so hes not gay you idiots. but that MOTHERFUCKER next to him…or should i say fatherfucker is gay.
    =========================
    someones a homophobe.

  • Anonymous

    my sis works at taco bell.. and late at night at 11:45pm a black prado pulled up by the drive through and a guy came on the end and ordered this:
    2 cheese roll ups
    3 tripple layer nachos
    a gordita baja
    2 crunchrap supremes
    6 pina colada drinks

    when the van drove to the front a older male was driving who was pretty buff, and in the front seat was tish cyrus!!
    My sister called me to come to the window and help her give them the food so i could see and it WAS TISH CYRUS!
    in the back i saw nick jonas and i wondered what was going on. i was totes shocked! miley was there too and it looked like she was sitting on joe’s lap. who got a haircut

    when they realized i was looking they turned up the glasses and sent the buff guy to get the food out front while tish drove the car around. they were blasting music on the radio too.. lady gaga love game.. and it looked like joe was singing

  • stupid

    omg hes allowed to have friends i didnt know that? wow oceanup this is fucking news oh hes with a boy and two girlsyou fail at everything oceanup

  • Anonymous

    Several of our favorites are up for the People’s Choice Awards, which is going to be January 6, 2010.

    A tough choice between Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift for Favorite Female Artist and Favorite Pop Artist nomination We’ll go with Miley for the win! Taylor Swift is also up for Favorite Country Artist.
    We’re going for Robert Pattinson for Favorite Movie Actor and Kristen Stewart for Favorite Movie Actor. Taylor Lautner is up for Favorite Breakout Movie Actor, and we support him as well.
    Twilight is up for Favorite Movie, and we’re voting for it.
    Demi Lovato is up for Favorite Breakout Artist, we love Demi, so be sure to vote for her.
    The biggest disappointment is no nomination for the Jonas Brothers for Favorite Band?!!! What’s going on, no AMAs, no VMA showing, and now no People’s Choice?!!! Is this the end of our guys??

  • oxcassie

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm look at those muscles

  • elieaa

    A. said:

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?
    ——————-

    How about Ryan?

    or

    Martin he could be a Martin
    ——————————-
    He’s a Kenneth.

    Not Ken. Not Kenny.

    Kenneth.

    —————

    Joe already has a boyfriend named Martin.
    He secretly calls him Francis though.

    ———————————————

    It’s so obvious.

    His name is Damien.
    He’s almost too gay to function.
    —————–

    ANGela I love you. Mean girls all the way

  • w

    SlippinIntoTheL… said:

    Who’s Adam?
    —————
    Adam Sevani. From Step Up 2.

  • shannenomj

    i waited for this day im so excited yessssss he is so sexxxyyy i love him and his joehawk

  • Goldengal11

    I don’t understand how someone being gay can affect the life of someone else.

    __________________

    Exactly, that’s why I don’t get why gay marriage is even a problem. Who are we to judge anyone else? WHO ARE WE to tell someone they can’t get married???? It says that homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of GOD, NOT US. I can’t stand when Christians go out and act like they’re God. WE ALL SIN. I don’t care HOW many times Christians say homosexuality is wrong. IT IS WRONG IN THE EYES OF GOD. NOT YOU. Some people just want to have power over others. Ehem! Slavery, the Holocaust. True believers in God don’t condemn others but focus on their own faults and improving themselves so they can help others rather than condemning them.

  • Gemini

    its pretty cool people ar excited about memi

  • jjean

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:21 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    Joe stashes gay porn in his bunk.

    Now let’s not get carried away. The only pics he has is of me.:)

  • Anonymous

    nikki_rox I see MEGAN MARTIN (: she’s takin a pic with a girl!!! Luckyy
    half a minute ago from Echofon MEAGHAN MARTIN AT CONCERT OF HOPE!

  • LeighHenri

    I want to be that spoon/dogtag.

  • Melissa=)

    beautifulballad aww demi called miley her best friend :) sooo many disney stars here
    35 minutes ago from web — what happened to Selena??
    ============
    a person can have more then one best friend.

  • jerseygirl

    Base hit, Damon

    2-1 YANKEES!

  • My Thoughts

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Nuh uh. Remember when Joe tweeted saying Michael Buble had an amazinggg album? Yep. Joe is screwing Michael Buble.

    Jichael Juble?
    _____________________

    Hahahahahahaha! Jichael Juble FTW!

    He just hasn’t met him yet.

    Phone sex?

  • Goldengal11

    Sorry if I’m off topic lol. I had to wash dishes.

  • oneofakindxo

    why is this post still here? ugh. oceanup, get a new post already.

  • Anonymous

    what means “suck my djck?”

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms aNonymous

    Nighty night sweet thing…
    SWEET JOEnas Dreams bby…..
    talk with u tomorrow…….

  • Anonymous

    My sister went closer to get a better look but the bodyguard told her to step back and not make a scene or else he’ll get security to get us to wait somewhere else, but she said that the two guys were DEFINITELY joe and nick jonas.

    Joe had shorter hair and as soon as she saw them she gave her mom her bag and ran and hugged joe. we were supprised she didn’t hug nick first but she gave him a shorter hug after she hugged joe. — OMG!

  • DinoGirl

    jerseygirl said:

    Derek Jeter looks amazing in his uniform! ;)
    _________________________________

    Yes.
    Yes, he does.

    I’m glad you told me to watch – I’m not disappointed!

  • juliecouture

    JOE IS FUCKING HOT.

  • jerseygirl

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:23 pm
    Angela. said:

    Woot! That was my suggestion.

    I win! What do I get? :D

    ——————————————–

    An all expense-payed trip to go shopping with Kenneth!

    You’re SO lucky
    ! ;D
    ————————-
    WTF? I want to shop with Joe! :(

  • Lin

    haha my mom thinks the Joehawk makes joe look gay
    so i think thats why you all think he is

  • Anonymous

    omg..i love joe, but it looks like hes gay in these pics..cause of the dude.

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Angela.
    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:23 pm
    Angela. said:

    Woot! That was my suggestion.

    I win! What do I get? :D

    ——————————————–

    An all expense-payed trip to go shopping with Kenneth!

    You’re SO lucky
    ! ;D
    ———
    Lucky Bitch:) I’d give my left eye to be in the presence of Kenneth.jk

  • :]

    wait who said he was gay in the first place?
    ——
    Joe. :D

  • lalalalalala

    Miley & The Jonas Brothers Reunion? Your thoughts on this?

    Here are 2 stories that we received today. We cant CONFIRM them, but they sound sufficient enough to be posted. Especially since they come from 2 different people.

    My sister and I were at LAX on late saturday going on early sunday picking up some family at the airport. we saw miley cyrus coming out of the baggage claim with a bodyguard and her mom, she had about 5 bags in a trolley and a huge grin on her face. There was barely anyone else there that late, but we saw two guys, one taller one in a purple shirt, jeans, a black hat and hoodie and another shorter guy in a brown shirt, black pants and blazer looking like they were waiting for her.

    My sister went closer to get a better look but the bodyguard told her to step back and not make a scene or else he’ll get security to get us to wait somewhere else, but she said that the two guys were DEFINITELY joe and nick jonas.

    Joe had shorter hair and as soon as she saw them she gave her mom her bag and ran and hugged joe. we were supprised she didn’t hug nick first but she gave him a shorter hug after she hugged joe. We couldn’t hear much because we weren’t close enough but we did hear that she missed them so much and she made joe take off his hat and played with his hair a little and told him it was hot.

    after a while they all left in a black heavy tinted van, and they even waved to us before they left. It was weird because she seemed closer to joe and more awkward with nick.. we also heard them mention something about a four year friendship. when we went home we checked in Miley’s book miles to go, it said that today was the first day Miley and nick met at the Elisabeth Glasser Aids Foundation Celebrity Carnival.. so technically it’s their four year aneversary

  • Leena

    dude. stfu and stop trying to start shit.

  • Eneyi

    Elieaa

    Don’t exaggerate lol. We did not run a block it was more like……. 30 feet. And speaking of hot european guys, remember the american leather shop dude that told us we couldn’t add him on facebook?XD

  • Anonymous

    brenda song just put a new mood on her myspace she put bouncy she is bouncy for joe =0

  • Anonymous

    COURTNEY CHICKENED OUT & DIDNT GO! HOWE MUCH CONFIRMATION DO U WANT>??

  • Anonymousetrap

    Okay so he has a gay friend and they’re holding hands in one of the pictures…Hmmm…

  • oneofakindxo

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?
    ——————-

    How about Ryan?

    or

    Martin he could be a Martin
    ——————————-
    He’s a Kenneth.

    Not Ken. Not Kenny.

    Kenneth.

    —————

    Joe already has a boyfriend named Martin.
    He secretly calls him Francis though.

    ———————————————

    It’s so obvious.

    His name is Damien.
    He’s almost too gay to function.
    —————–

    ANGela I love you. Mean girls all the way

    ——————-

    He can be a Scott!

  • NICOLE .

    I thought everybody knows Joe has lots of gay and lesbian friends
    like Jess from the Veronicas is bisexual and Camilla Belle his ex-girlfriend is rumoured to be also bi(she had a relationship with maria sharapova) and I can assume his friend in that pic is gay. So who cares.and then there’s Demi (but thats another story)…anyway Maybe he identify more to them for some reason doesn’t mean he is one. Look at Brad Pitt did you know one of his good friend is Melissa Etheridge? He is said to have lots of lesbian friends and he is straight. So good for you Joe for being open and cool.

    —————————–

    This comment deserved to be reposting. Amazing, bb, amazing. :) You made me feel better. It’s one of the reasons I love him so much, tbqh.

  • Anonymous

    after a while they all left in a black heavy tinted van, and they even waved to us before they left. It was weird because she seemed closer to joe and more awkward with nick.. we also heard them mention something about a four year friendship. when we went home we checked in Miley’s book miles to go, it said that today was the first day Miley and nick met at the Elisabeth Glasser Aids Foundation Celebrity Carnival.. so technically it’s their four year aneversary

    ————-

    hahahaha…nick and miley met on june 11th…

  • DinoGirl

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Joe stashes gay porn in his bunk.
    _________________________________________

    http://i38.tinypic.com/jb5od3.gif

  • Anonymous

    i’d totally do joe, gay or straight.

  • HannahMary

    Guys, have you read what the oceanUP twitter just posted?

    What the actual fuck?!

  • rainbowsprinkles

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ————

    lmfao

  • ashleyy:)

    yeah camilla was bi. And that girl from the veronicas is too.

  • lolwtf

    holy shit joes hair is a disaster.

  • Becca

    About Joe, can I have him? Seriously, can I?

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Jerseygirl

    His hair is freakin awesome..and to me…he’s a guy albeit in the morning he doesn’t give a shit about his hair…I have gay guy friends who I have to wait upon them to get ready..hilarious..but then I just perfect my look while waiting…he’s such a dude..some said he’s a gay dream some say its a shame he can’t acknowledge it and some just say damn if he can get love.. who gives a damn…Vegas has great hearted people who don’t judge..its hard to have your friend say oh hes’ straight but damn let me see him…Joe is HOT…he can’t help it..Joe is JOE…as in I am so JOE tonight… lol…thanks for hearing me out! Damm I want to see his ad campaigns, his movies and the like..but nothing and I mean nothing will be like his voice singing to me and thousands on a stage one night 2011…an album of hits with the songs that ended up on the floor or a collaboration that puts them at the top..you and I know they have to have a winner in the world of music..perhaps thats not their intention..hmmmm…I guess I will be their now as in the past and whatever gives..shit an OU reunion for a chance to see them at a world tour in the future..priceless…

  • Anonymous

    camilla was bi? o_O seriously?

  • Anonymous

    t WAS TISH CYRUS!
    in the back i saw nick jonas and i wondered what was going on. i was totes shocked! miley was there too and it looked like she was sitting on joe’s lap. who got a haircut

    when they realized i was looking they turned up the glasses and sent the buff guy to get the food out front while tish drove the car around. they were blasting music on the radio too.. lady gaga love game.. and it looked like joe was singing

  • Angela.

    Eneyi said:

    Dear OceanUp,
    Hi. Um so yeah, I was at a Starbucks in Dallas yesterday. Then, out of nowhere, NICK SEXY JONAS came in…WITHOUT A HAT…OR A MURSE. One of my friends got so excited she puked in her frappuccino, and my other friend ran to the bathroom (she fingers herself when she’s excited.) So anyway, he totally gave me this sexilicious look, like, “Hey baby, I know you won’t treat me bad.” OMG I could’ve died. After he got his good ol’ Starbucks, he walked over to me, grabbed my hand, pushed me against a wall, and intensely made out with me. It was soooo hot! We ended up sharing drinks and later on frolicked through a golf course. A lot more happened, but teenies visit the site so….

    I would’ve taken a picture, but Nick and I had a little…erm, mattress mambo to convince me not to. Sorry, but how could you say NO??

    ——————————————
    I love that you used the word ‘frolicked’ lol Anyways, thanks for sharing MY story with the rest of the world :p

    P.S. Angela You only wish you could claim this story :D

    ——————————————-

    Haha..I’m rounding up my imagination for a way better story. LOL.

    Unfortunately, I’m not in the mood right now. But that doesn’t mean she won. No way, no how.

    ;D

    ‘Sides, shes a dirty little liar!

  • oneofakindxo

    she doesnt have a myspace.

  • Anonymous

    camilla is only bi because guys dont want to fuck a girl that looks like a man

  • Tashahahaha

    Omg!
    Do you think its legit?

    On Sunday 25th October 2009, @oceanup said:

    reply
    Miley & The Jonas Brothers Reunion? Your thoughts on this?

    Here are 2 stories that we received today. We cant CONFIRM them, but they sound sufficient enough to be posted. Especially since they come from 2 different people.

    My sister and I were at LAX on late saturday going on early sunday picking up some family at the airport. we saw miley cyrus coming out of the baggage claim with a bodyguard and her mom, she had about 5 bags in a trolley and a huge grin on her face. There was barely anyone else there that late, but we saw two guys, one taller one in a purple shirt, jeans, a black hat and hoodie and another shorter guy in a brown shirt, black pants and blazer looking like they were waiting for her.

    My sister went closer to get a better look but the bodyguard told her to step back and not make a scene or else he’ll get security to get us to wait somewhere else, but she said that the two guys were DEFINITELY joe and nick jonas.

    Joe had shorter hair and as soon as she saw them she gave her mom her bag and ran and hugged joe. we were supprised she didn’t hug nick first but she gave him a shorter hug after she hugged joe. We couldn’t hear much because we weren’t close enough but we did hear that she missed them so much and she made joe take off his hat and played with his hair a little and told him it was hot.

    after a while they all left in a black heavy tinted van, and they even waved to us before they left. It was weird because she seemed closer to joe and more awkward with nick.. we also heard them mention something about a four year friendship. when we went home we checked in Miley’s book miles to go, it said that today was the first day Miley and nick met at the Elisabeth Glasser Aids Foundation Celebrity Carnival.. so technically it’s their four year aneversary

    —————————————————–

    my sis works at taco bell.. and late at night at 11:45pm a black prado pulled up by the drive through and a guy came on the end and ordered this:
    2 cheese roll ups
    3 tripple layer nachos
    a gordita baja
    2 crunchrap supremes
    6 pina colada drinks

    when the van drove to the front a older male was driving who was pretty buff, and in the front seat was tish cyrus!!
    My sister called me to come to the window and help her give them the food so i could see and it WAS TISH CYRUS!
    in the back i saw nick jonas and i wondered what was going on. i was totes shocked! miley was there too and it looked like she was sitting on joe’s lap. who got a haircut

    when they realized i was looking they turned up the glasses and sent the buff guy to get the food out front while tish drove the car around. they were blasting music on the radio too.. lady gaga love game.. and it looked like joe was singing

    ^ These people chose to stay anonymous.

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms N

    I read some of your post and as usual made me laugh with your descriptive perception of JOE….LOL as we all want to run our hands thru joes hair but i must admit i was focusing on his juicy thighs in those shorts……..LOL hanging out with you all has turned me into a Joe hoe….LOL

    NO NO NO just appreciate great looking men thats all…..LOL

  • Anonymous

    Let’s ask Perez. He knows all the gays in LA.

  • NESSSSSSS!

    OMG, am i the only one that laughed when i saw joes hair? LMFAO awe its going to take some time to get used to, but i have to admit i miss his long hair. :(

  • LAURENJ-

    jerseygirl

    some say Once you sample the goods there is no going back but forward…..LOL

    all I asked for “JUST ONCE”….didnt you read my comment to you above…LOL

  • veeroh

    i must admit joe looks gay now but damn it he looks fkn hot!!!!!!! dont worry peps i know hes not gay before yall bitches go all psycho

  • chookie94

    i know this is really late but it aint that guy from Disney channel france, its his best mate from way back and the guy he went to australia with

  • Anonymous

    new DAM POST!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    hola joe let me see ur body bounce omg u guys my friend just took a close up pic of joe and he looks so young and sexy it looks like 2006 and 07 all over agian

  • me

    Joe’s such a cutie pie.

  • Goldengal11

    Anony8 said:

    I thought everybody knows Joe has lots of gay and lesbian friends
    like Jess from the Veronicas is bisexual and Camilla Belle his ex-girlfriend is rumoured to be also bi(she had a relationship with maria sharapova) and I can assume his friend in that pic is gay. So who cares.and then there’s Demi (but thats another story)…anyway Maybe he identify more to them for some reason doesn’t mean he is one. Look at Brad Pitt did you know one of his good friend is Melissa Etheridge? He is said to have lots of lesbian friends and he is straight. So good for you Joe for being open and cool.
    __________________

    You go Joe Coco!!!

  • jerseygirl

    LMAO at those two Miley/Nick and Joe stories.

    Just laughing.my.ass.off!

  • Angela.

    Sam, yeah, earlier this post was an EPIC one, just playing around with Joe, riding with the gay jokes, but it turned to a FAIL when the teenies couldn’t take our humor and cried..so..

    I’m..fine, nothing special tonight. BORED to death, actually.

    We need a new JONAS post. Pronto. ;)

  • LOLWUTT

    There’s nothing wrong with gay people. But there’s definitely something wrong with you if you’re going to hate someone just for being different. You’re all kinds of pathetic.

  • Anonymous

    Miley post please OceanUP

  • the_historian

    Whaaat?

  • Melissa=)

    And then they had sex
    ——
    That line makes the entire story legit XD
    ===========
    haha. it really does.

  • w

    Kpurity said:

    So it’s either:
    Henry
    Ryan
    Vince
    Martin
    Billy
    Brad
    Chris
    Stephen
    Kenneth
    Dylan
    Lance
    Glen
    Enrique
    Leslie
    Ashley (..?)
    ———–
    YOU FORGOT KEN!

  • Anonymous

    c4rt00nb0y Me and Aly!!! : ) http://pic.gd/aa464b
    half a minute ago from UberTwitter

    whoariley Aly of 78Violets – http://twitpic.com/myjaa
    less than a minute ago from Tweetie

    nikki_rox Mitchel musso is here too! Lol it’s like all Disney! Haha. <3
    2 minutes ago from Echofon

    nikki_rox I see MEGAN MARTIN (: she’s takin a pic with a girl!!! Luckyy
    4 minutes ago from Echofon

  • Angela.

    jerseygirl said:

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:21 pm
    NICOLE . said:

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    —————————

    You’ve seriously never seen Tim’s picture?
    ——————————
    I have. But can’t remember, for the life of me, what the links were.

    He’s a tall skinny blonde, right?

    ———————————————-

    And I’m pretty sure Timothy loves wearing V-neck shirts.

  • Anonymous

    joe has outed himself now huh

  • Goldengal11

    HannahMary said:

    Guys, have you read what the oceanUP twitter just posted?

    What the actual fuck?!
    __________________

    What the eff!!!!!

  • NICOLE .

    omg hes allowed to have friends i didnt know that? wow oceanup this is fucking news oh hes with a boy and two girlsyou fail at everything oceanup

    ————————————–

    Really, they’re just posting the pictures and the description. Everyone else is making it something it’s not.

  • Jonas4Canada

    LOL yeah I agree some people here need to calm down. Even the ONTDers don’t think he’s gay, they’re saying either the bestie is just gay or he’s just a typical hipster.
    But yeah if ONTDers don’t think he’s gay- then he definitely isn’t!

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  • NICOLE .

    camilla was bi? o_O seriously?

    ——————————-

    IDK, but people thought she was and they would say stuff like, “His parents would never let him date a girl LIKE THAT.” :( People suck.

  • Anonymous

    JOE SINGING LOVEGAME?!

    THERE MUST BE A VIDEO OF THIS AMAZING EVENT SOMEWHERE. PLEASE.

  • Anonymous24

    joe’s 17 again.

  • Anonymous

    ahjhh

  • ftydtfufu

    your icon is FUCKING beautiful. just saying.

  • Anonymous

    whoariley thanks @thedebbyryan & @chloebridges for letting us sit with you :] – http://twitpic.com/myqq9
    less than 20 seconds ago from Tweetie

    beautifulballad here we go again!
    less than a minute ago from web

    nikki_rox I also see Jennifer from WOVP I forgot her last name. Sry
    less than a minute ago from mobile web

    oceanUP Miley & The Jonas Brothers Reunion? Your thoughts on this? Here are 2 stories that we received today. We cant CONF (cont) http://tl.gd/on46
    5 minutes ago from Twitlonger

    beautifulballad get back! love this song
    6 minutes ago from web

  • joeismylove

    I show mom first picture of Joe. *looks at computer screen, nods head* “he looks gooood!” haha you had to be there

  • Anonymous

    OMG! JOE IS NOT GAY. THATS JUST A FRIEND. KEVIN IS THE GAY ONE

  • Goldengal11

    DinoGirl said:

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Joe stashes gay porn in his bunk.
    _________________________________________

    http://i38.tinypic.com/jb5od3.gif
    ____________________

    *dies* Hahahahaha!

  • FaB

    is there no red carpet for city of hope?

  • Anonymous

    lol, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

  • jerseygirl

    Bases loaded.
    One out.
    A-Rod is up.

    LOL. This is fun.

  • Chow dumbass!

    avi Sanchez said:
    the jonas brothers are such ass fucking faggots
    ————
    And you’re a loser for wasting your time to comment on them in the first place. Bye. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
    ———–
    Naw, I beg to differ. I say make sure that the damn door hits you on the way out! AMF! =)

  • Charlotte-x-

    Nuh uh. Remember when Joe tweeted saying Michael Buble had an amazinggg album? Yep. Joe is screwing Michael Buble.

    Jichael Juble?
    _____________________

    Hahahahahahaha! Jichael Juble FTW!

    He just hasn’t met him yet.

    Phone sex?

    Bingo.

  • Syds.

    and Camilla Belle his ex-girlfriend is rumoured to be also bi(she had a relationship with maria sharapova)
    ————
    PLEASE tell me Maria Sharapova is not bi. I had no clue.

  • Anonymous

    MILEY SITTING ON JOES LAP! :)))

  • Charlotte-x-

    Dear OceanUp,

    Ok, so I was in a spaceship and Miley Cyrus walked in…

  • iwannafuckyou

    Anonymous said:

    In that one Joe picture with his new hair he looks sad like he’s saying “I hate it” like this:

    http://i37.tinypic.com/dolavo.png
    ==============
    omj he looks so hot and vulnerable there. i just want to fuck his brains out all night long and let him suck my p.ussy

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Joe stashes gay porn in his bunk.
    _________________________________________

    http://i38.tinypic.com/jb5od3.gif
    ———-
    LMFAO……

  • Lin

    all 3 of JB have worn capris before, jsut so you know

  • Anonymous

    those two stories are probably two girls who are friends who wanted to stir shit up. like the 7 girls dramaa from toronto

  • Anonymous

    people that want joe to be bi or gay ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS THEMSELVES! piece of shits.

  • Goldengal11

    Anonymous said:

    camilla was bi? o_O seriously?
    _________________

    She and Sharapova had something going on.

  • jerseygirl

    LAURENJ-
    Oct 25, 2009 @ 10:29 pm
    LAURENJ- said:

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/326531/joe-jonas-yogurt-yum
    **********************************
    he is so so delicious here…that tongue action has me going crazy….LOL
    ————–
    Haha laurenj – I actually made that pic my icon when this post first went up. I cropped it just so it was his face. But I love Joe’s eyes and decided I would wait for a better pic with no glasses.

    And I’m thinking we may not get concert pix or footage tonite. Pix that people send in may need to be resized and going through videos may take a while. I’m wondering if we’ll have to wait until tomorrow. :(

    Yankees still up 3-1, bottom of the 6th. :)

  • Emily Ford

    I <3 gay people!

  • Anonymous

    HannahMary said:

    Guys, have you read what the oceanUP twitter just posted?

    What the actual fuck?!

    ————–

    Oceanup is a dumbass…the girl said today was their 4 year anniversary, lol…their THREE year anniversary was back in june

  • Hannahh

    joe isnt a faggot you losers. he has a god damn purity ring, his parents are religios so hes not gay you idiots. but that MOTHERFUCKER next to him…or should i say fatherfucker is gay.

    I hope that was a joke. Because that really disturbs me.

    1) Just because he’s a Christian and has a purity ring does not mean he isn’t gay. I know of a few people that were born into really religious families, turned out to be gay, and hid it for years and years so that they won’t be punished or kicked out of their family, or just because they are ashamed.

    2) Don’t use derogatory terms to address a certain type of person. It’s rude.

    Even if Joe was gay, we should still all support him. It shouldn’t change our thoughts on him at all. A lot of these comments are jokes, but this one just seems like it’s been taken too far.

  • Anonymous

    all 3 of JB have worn capris before, jsut so you know — KEVIN IS FLAMING GAY AND NICK ISNT FAR BEHIND!

  • Nick Jonas

    haha I AM missing that.

  • LAURENJ-

    YES Jerseygirl…..go the yankees…theycan do it and will…and so can I be a temporary Joe hoe…just until his hairdo grows on me….LOL or take alot of cold showers….

  • brianaheart1995

    Great I’m late for this Jonas post. OOh well seems like I be the main Nick/Kevin girl around here for a awhile. Though I wouldn’t mind eatting Joe Jonas right now.

  • hihihi

    This guy looks like a Jared.

  • jerseygirl

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 08:07 pm
    Anony8 said:

    I thought everybody knows Joe has lots of gay and lesbian friends
    like Jess from the Veronicas is bisexual and Camilla Belle his ex-girlfriend is rumoured to be also bi(she had a relationship with maria sharapova) and I can assume his friend in that pic is gay. So who cares.and then there’s Demi (but thats another story)…anyway Maybe he identify more to them for some reason doesn’t mean he is one. Look at Brad Pitt did you know one of his good friend is Melissa Etheridge? He is said to have lots of lesbian friends and he is straight. So good for you Joe for being open and cool.
    ———————————-
    THIS.

    One of the many reasons I think he’s pretty amazing. :)

  • Eneyi

    HannahMary said:
    Guys, have you read what the oceanUP twitter just posted?

    What the actual fuck?!
    ———
    My thoughts exactly :/

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Has anyone established who his friend actually is..(damn heads for cover)…I mean guys have guy friends…Jesus…

    Lord..help me understand Joe’s outer circle of friends…I love JOE!

  • Kpurity

    Henry
    Ryan
    Vince
    Martin
    Billy
    Brad
    Chris
    Stephen
    Kenneth
    Dylan
    Lance
    Glen
    Enrique
    Leslie
    Ashley (..?)
    Damien
    Taylor
    Tyler
    David
    Scott
    Kenny
    Steve
    Ken

    Make up your damn minds! This list is getting too long. And I’m pretty sure I missed some. Ahaha.

  • Anonymous

    uh no.

  • Charlotte-x-

    Brenda and Joe.
    Demi and Joe.
    Gay guy and Joe.
    Miley and Joe.

    wut.

  • iloveyouux

    Dear OceanUp,

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    I’m serious. I would of took pictures but they paid me a million bucks not to.

    – Anonymous.

    LMFAO!!!!! I almost died at the part where you said “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” lmfao !

  • Angela.

    DinoGirl said:

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Joe stashes gay porn in his bunk.
    _________________________________________

    http://i38.tinypic.com/jb5od3.gif

    —————————————-

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I hate–you! Can’t–BREATHE–Hahaha! ;))

  • liiiiiiiiz

    gordita bajas are disgusting

  • Eneyi

    Anonymous said:
    OMG! JOE IS NOT GAY. THATS JUST A FRIEND. KEVIN IS THE GAY ONE
    ———
    Leave Kevin alone.

  • Anonymous

    A few weeks ago I was in Canada. I met Nick Jonas and Courtney Galiano outside of a restraunt. They were really nice and Nick signed my hand because I didn’t have paper or anything. Courtney just stood there and waited patiently. When Nick finished I said Thank you and of course I was shaking. I don’t know where Joe and Kevin were.

  • Hannahh

    Ahem.
    Can we please get a new post?
    This one is getting very homophobic and dramatic. It actually has been for the past several pages.

  • Anonymous

    wth? NO.

    Miley is in LA, and JB is in DR.

  • Anonymous

    so whats joe the pitcher or receiver?

  • mary

    OK! FIRST: JOE JONAS IS NOT G**!
    SECOND: THIS GUY IS MARTIN BARLAN FROM DISNEY
    CHANNEL GAMES FRANCE, THIS GIRLS I DON’T KNOW
    WHO THEY ARE, BUT I THINK ONE OF THEN IS MARTIN’S GIRLFRIEND.

  • Anonymous

    COME ON JOE DANCED THE SINGLE LADIES DANCE AND YOUR SHOCKED??

  • Anonymous

    ome on guys
    Think about it.

    Joe’s extreamly metrosexual. Cares about his looks and fashion.
    Was always refered too as ‘like a little girl’ by his gran when he was a baby
    He’s emotional and sensitive
    (cried on stage, hugs people alot like nick on live chats)
    He is obviously attracted to women but i get a strong feeling he likes guys too

    He is very open to new things and not afraid
    Do you know many guys who dance to single ladies in high heels and the tightest jumpsuit known to man
    He even admitted to breaking down over (a breakup? I think) and crying for about a weet and said how ice cream made it better

    Isn’t that a feminine traite?
    He just seems sometimes to be more like one of the girls than flirting with them.

    I believe he is bi.
    And if this is his boyfriend i think it’s adorable & surport them 100%
    Just look at the way they walked closer together, seperating themselves from the girls.

    It’s lil things like body language and picking up on the things he says that make you realise. — I TOTALLY SUPPORT THE GAY JOE! YOU SHOULD TOO!! :))))))

  • ashleyy:)

    wtf???? that means they were on the same plane

  • Hannahh

    Joe stashes gay porn in his bunk.
    _________________________________________

    http://i38.tinypic.com/jb5od3.gif
    ———-
    LMFAO……

    LMAO.

  • Anonymous

    his hair is amazeballs. :O

  • Gemini

    lol but why would miley be sitting on joe’s lap

  • joeismylove

    im sorry but if kevin isnt gay then joe DEFINATELY is not. No offense cause I LOVE KEVIN!!

  • LAURENJ-

    OK OK my ladiezzz and Joe hoes and all

    lunch break over unfortunately but will be back later to catch up on the gossip….

    P.S Jerseygirl – Cheer for the both of us GF

  • ashleyy:)

    camilla was bi? o_O seriously?

    yes they were together for a while

  • HEy HottiE!

    aren’t those three from disney channel france?

    i’m a nick chick, but DAYUM!!!! Joe is a super hot!!!!

  • Mercedes

    it’s his lover.

    i kid i kid lol

  • Charlotte-x-

    I just got an e-mail from OceanUp saying I’m spamming the site with inappropriate content.

    OMG LMAO4EVER!

    It’s not my fault Joe likes it up the ass.

  • jerseygirl

    And we had a big dicussion about Taco Bell on here last night.

    Coincidence that these girls choose to put THAT in their little story?

  • Eneyi

    Elieaa

    Yeah that definitely goes against the guy code lol. If it were true I’m like 99.9% sure that Joe would get an ass kickin’ from nick when they went home XD. Much like when Joe had verbal diarrhea on Larry king and then Leah interview them on Much

  • hihihi

    From reading comments that all seem to be by you, I’m pretty sure there’s no way you’re being serious. If you are, good luck, you’re not gonna survive for much longer in this world with that kind of ignorance.

  • NICOLE .

    my sis works at taco bell.. and late at night at 11:45pm a black prado pulled up by the drive through and a guy came on the end and ordered this:
    2 cheese roll ups
    3 tripple layer nachos
    a gordita baja
    2 crunchrap supremes
    6 pina colada drinks

    —————————————

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at the breakdown of what they ordered. XD I can’t even handle it, I’m lolling so hard. And Joe singing Lady Gaga.

  • Melissa=)

    Dear OceanUp,

    Ok, so I was in a spaceship and Miley Cyrus walked in…
    ==========
    lol. i laughed too much at that. :D

  • Can’tWeAllJustGetAlong

    Why are people of JustJaredJr so much nicer than people on OceanUp? LMAO fucktards… it here better over there its probably just 10 yr olds that why their so nice. haha

  • Anonymous432
  • Anonymous

    wth? NO.

    Miley is in LA, and JB is in DR.

    ———–

    supposedly this happened last night…its SO fake, why did they wait until now to tweet oceanup? OU probably made that story up

  • Anonymous

    im a joe ho haha

  • DinoGirl

    Kpurity said:

    Henry
    Ryan
    Vince
    Martin
    Billy
    Brad
    Chris
    Stephen
    Kenneth
    Dylan
    Lance
    Glen
    Enrique
    Leslie
    Ashley (..?)
    Damien
    Taylor
    Tyler
    David
    Scott

    Haha.. I’m going to list all the names. (: I have nothing better to do right now besides studying. Aha.
    __________________________________________

    It’s Duncan!
    http://i36.tinypic.com/4hd0g4.jpg

    Juncan<3<3<3.

  • Lin

    None of JB are gay
    kevin is getting married
    joe…..i dont think he is
    and nick seriously, most gays dont love sports and have huge arms

  • Tashahahaha

    MOE!

  • Goldengal11

    LOL this is the Moe anthem. Joe wanted Miley but Nick got in the way.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQpTEaPFHXQ

  • Anonymous

    c4rt00nb0y Emily and everyone are here
    2 minutes ago from UberTwitter

    nikki_rox Omgsh I just a pic with Megan Martin from camp rock!! (: <33333333
    2 minutes ago from Echofon

    whoariley here comes Demi :]
    2 minutes ago from Tweetie

  • Goldengal11

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Brenda and Joe.
    Demi and Joe.
    Gay guy and Joe.
    Miley and Joe.

    wut.
    _____________________

    Hahahahaha!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu32vyCldh8

  • Melissa=)

    people that want joe to be bi or gay ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS THEMSELVES! piece of shits.
    ===================
    gtfo of this post. no one wants you here.

  • NICOLE .

    I <3 gay people!

    ———————————

    And we love you too, Emily Ford. :P

  • liiiiiiiz

    that doesn’t make any sense. i call bullshit on the story.

  • JosephA.

    Oh come on! Joe is not gay! I mean, I hung out with a lot of girls! Camilla,Taylor,Chelsea,Jojo,Brenda and other…It’s a long list! I don’t think he can change so fast. And if he has a gay friend it doesn’t mean he is gay too! It’s like boys and girls! A girl can be friend with a boy!
    Anyway i don’t think he looks gay in these pictures….Maybe HOT

  • Angela.

    No way, dude totally looks like a Vince.

    Jince FTW!

    ————-

    How about Dylan?
    ——
    How about Brad?

    ———

    How about Chris?
    ——————-

    How about Ryan?

    or

    Martin he could be a Martin
    ——————————-
    He’s a Kenneth.

    Not Ken. Not Kenny.

    Kenneth.

    —————

    Joe already has a boyfriend named Martin.
    He secretly calls him Francis though.

    ———————————————

    It’s so obvious.

    His name is Damien.
    He’s almost too gay to function.
    —————–

    ANGela I love you. Mean girls all the way

    —————————————-

    It just never get old. ;)

  • w

    Woah I see this post is still going strong.

  • Gemini

    at first glance i thought that said gay gay and joe

  • Jonas4Canada

    JW why do people think Joe looks young with the hair and why are they saying he looks sexy at the same time.
    16 year old Joe was CUTE, not SEXY.
    Whatever, at least the haircut is liked.
    Its even majorly liked by Perez, who says he’s at Zefron level!

  • poor bb!

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 10:29 pm
    Anonymous said:

    In that one Joe picture with his new hair he looks sad like he’s saying “I hate it” like this:

    http://i37.tinypic.com/dolavo.png
    —————
    Tears and makeup! aww, Joe it’s ok! LMAO!

  • Anonymous

    lmfaoooooooooo

  • Anonymous

    nikki_rox Demi
    less than 20 seconds ago from Echofon

  • ashleyy:)

    ARENT NICK AND MILEY ON HERE?

    NICK AND MILEY DID YOU SEE EACHOTHER YESTERDAY?

  • LAURENJ-

    elieaa

    so your Demi moore now…yes something about raspy deep voices can be very sexy…sorry to hear your sick though….yes Joe has everyone feeling cheeky these days…and why not…life is short and you need to make the most of it…live your life to the fullest I say…

  • jerseygirl

    Laurenj – I think I missed the comment you’re referring to. I’ll have to go back.

    And I’m a generous person. Joe is such a delicious dish. I guess I can share him JUST ONCE.

  • Anonymous

    i would just die if joe was gay!

  • doppler

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Brenda and Joe.
    Demi and Joe.
    Gay guy and Joe.
    Miley and Joe.

    wut.
    _______

    bahahaha i know! that’s all i could think of when i read that buuuullll

  • joeismylove

    i think it is cool joe hangs with people we dont know. Nick needs to get some friends too:]

  • Sam In Atlanta

    Yeah I’m waiting (im)patiently for some DR pics and videos. I’m afraid I’m addicted to Joe’s new look. I mean seriously. I had a pic as a wallpaper on my phone, it was a gorgeous pic of Joe, and I didn’t ever think I’d change it. But I did, because I LOVE this haircut. Yum.

  • I

    Joe gay? I don’t think so. He is the “man” of the three brothers! HAHA! He has no style gay too. If this guy is gay okay, but Joe Jonas is not! I have a lesbian friend and that does not make me a lesbian ok? So let’s grow up and stop with that shit that Joe Jonas is gay. The truth is that you cant get a second without inventing a ridiculous story about famous. Idiots.

  • Anonymous

    Tashahahaha said

    have you failed to forgotten joe was with his gay friend yesterday, miley was at a conert in another country and nick…bouncing with courtney and why would miley gie joe a longer hug and sit on his lap plus miley didnt meet nick on this date

  • Anonymous

    A few weeks ago I was in Canada. I met Nick Jonas and Courtney Galiano outside of a restraunt. They were really nice and Nick signed my hand because I didn’t have paper or anything. Courtney just stood there and waited patiently. When Nick finished I said Thank you and of course I was shaking. I don’t know where Joe and Kevin were.————without BIG ROB?? NO!

  • Anonymous

    THE FACT THAT DEMI SI GOING ON FIRST IS BAD FOR DEMI! THE GREAT ACTS ARE ALWAYS ON LAST!!

  • jjo12

    miley looks skinny cuz she was sick, when ur sick u lose weight. & she is SUPER GORGEOUS at concert of hope.. she has the shape & all O_o

  • DinoGirl

    Anonymous said:

    In that one Joe picture with his new hair he looks sad like he’s saying “I hate it” like this:

    http://i37.tinypic.com/dolavo.png
    _____________________________________

    :[
    http://i34.tinypic.com/10ej9c5.gif

  • Hot damn!

    4-2 Yanks!

  • jb lover

    omg joe jonas is the hottest peice of shit now omg love hom and always have and always will <3

  • Anonymous

    Says it all “Joe Jonas Shopping With Guy, Girl Friends” love how they put the girls by themselfs like they were a side note

  • Anonymous

    My sister and I were at LAX on late saturday going on early sunday picking up some family at the airport. we saw miley cyrus coming out of the baggage claim with a bodyguard and her mom, she had about 5 bags in a trolley and a huge grin on her face. There was barely anyone else there that late, but we saw two guys, one taller one in a purple shirt, jeans, a black hat and hoodie and another shorter guy in a brown shirt, black pants and blazer looking like they were waiting for her.

    My sister went closer to get a better look but the bodyguard told her to step back and not make a scene or else he’ll get security to get us to wait somewhere else, but she said that the two guys were DEFINITELY joe and nick jonas.

    Joe had shorter hair and as soon as she saw them she gave her mom her bag and ran and hugged joe. we were supprised she didn’t hug nick first but she gave him a shorter hug after she hugged joe. We couldn’t hear much because we weren’t close enough but we did hear that she missed them so much and she made joe take off his hat and played with his hair a little and told him it was hot. ___ BIG GRIN ON HER FACE >. PLAYING WITH JOES HAIR! TRYING TO MAKE JEALOUS OR JOElY??

  • jerseygirl

    3-1 Yankees.
    Bases still loaded.
    Still one out.

    HeeHee. Good times right now.

    (sorry if I’m boring anyone)

  • Anonymous

    his haircut makes him look gay.
    im sorry.

  • Anonymous

    lol no. i don’t think so.
    he’s probably just extremely metro (like you stated)

    anyways, he looks hot with that hair :D

  • Anonymous

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Brenda and Joe.
    Demi and Joe.
    Gay guy and Joe.
    Miley and Joe.

    wut.

    ————

    lmaoooooo @ “gay guy and joe”

  • Ms.aNonymous

    LaurenJ

    Dont turn me on to something else now..LOL…I love sex..I want to travel abroad and enjoy myself…why what will you show me of your country to tame me…LOL……I will now more than ever want to enjoy life with my friends!

  • jb lover

    omg joe jonas is the hottest peice of shit now omg love hom and always have and always will <3

  • Anonymous

    ME TOO!

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Jerseygirl

    Lord lets focus on the series..lol..I am sure we all can do better than focus on this post..I gather we dont agree on much but we love Joe and want the best for him so …lets just let this post go..

  • jerseygirl

    Ms.N – LOL. You’re so right. Gay guys don’t walk out the door without having every single hair in place. Joe often looks like a hot mess.

    I feel bad he’s stalked like this though. The poor guy is just hanging with friends, catching up before he heads out of town again. And now their pix are all over the internet.

  • Anonymous

    i would just die if joe was gay!_______ Funeral Blues
    Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
    Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
    Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
    Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

    Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
    Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead.
    Put crepe bows round the white necks of public doves,
    Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

    He was my North, my South, my East and West.
    My working week and my Sunday rest,
    My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
    I thought that love would last forever; I was wrong.

    The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
    Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
    Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;
    For nothing now can ever come to any good.

    — W. H. Auden

  • fdfh

    when they realized i was looking they turned up the glasses and sent the buff guy to get the food out front while tish drove the car around. they were blasting music on the radio too.. lady gaga love game.. and it looked like joe was singing

    ^ These people chose to stay anonymous.
    ———-
    Ha ha, the last line explains it all.

  • Anonymous

    kinda loving the new hair now.

  • Goldengal11

    Anonymous said:

    people that want joe to be bi or gay ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS THEMSELVES! piece of shits.
    ___________________

    The term “faggot” is sooooo dead. Just stop it. It can be offensive to some still though.

  • jjo12

    if joe was gay… hm, id run thru the windown and dump him LOL !

  • m

    Watch JB’s next video be like Dragon BAll Z.
    Kamehameha!!!!!!!!

  • Eneyi

    brianaheart1995 said:
    Great I’m late for this Jonas post. OOh well seems like I be the main Nick/Kevin girl around here for a awhile. Though I wouldn’t mind eatting Joe Jonas right now.
    ———–
    Haha Joe does look delish but I’m more of a Ke-Ni-Joe kinda girl :)

  • Anonymous

    I hope that was a joke. Because that really disturbs me.

    1) Just because he’s a Christian and has a purity ring does not mean he isn’t gay. I know of a few people that were born into really religious families, turned out to be gay, and hid it for years and years so that they won’t be punished or kicked out of their family, or just because they are ashamed.

    2) Don’t use derogatory terms to address a certain type of person. It’s rude.

    Even if Joe was gay, we should still all support him. It shouldn’t change our thoughts on him at all. A lot of these comments are jokes, but this one just seems like it’s been taken too far.
    ———-==========
    well those christian people shouldn’t of fucking chose to be a gay fag.

    and joe will never be gay so keep on fantasizing about joe sticking his penis in this gay mans asshole.

  • …………

    lol at the usage of the word “amazeballs”

  • NICOLE .

    Oceanup is a dumbass…the girl said today was their 4 year anniversary, lol…their THREE year anniversary was back in june

    ————————————

    Whose anniversary?

  • Anonymous

    Speaking of whom, Big Rob is absent in these pics. I guess Joe felt like his boyfriend was all the protection he needed. :O

  • Anonymous

    beautifulballad demi!
    2 minutes ago from web

  • Anonymous

    WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT=???? IMMM SOOOO SAD WHY JOE? WHYY JOEE¿¿¿¿¿ WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR !!!!!!!!!!¿¿¿¿¿¿ MY LIFE SUCKS MY GODDD, THIS GUY ISNT MY BEAUTIFUL JOE!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM FREAKING OUT!

  • hahaha

    Me looks drunk in the first picture.

  • Anonymous

    just an fyi i could never be a doctor

  • Angela.

    jerseygirl said:

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:23 pm
    Angela. said:

    Woot! That was my suggestion.

    I win! What do I get? :D

    ——————————————–

    An all expense-payed trip to go shopping with Kenneth!

    You’re SO lucky
    ! ;D
    ————————-
    WTF? I want to shop with Joe! :(

    ———————————————

    You’ll have to talk to Kenneth about that one.

    I hear he’s very possessive…Good luck!

  • :]
  • Goldengal11

    iloveyouux said:

    Dear OceanUp,

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    I’m serious. I would of took pictures but they paid me a million bucks not to.

    – Anonymous.

    LMFAO!!!!! I almost died at the part where you said “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” lmfao !
    __________________

    LOL

  • Lin

    sriously, i think kevin wore almot the exact same outfit of htat guy once
    in the rolling stone mag he had on capris, flipflops and a striped shirt
    and hes straight

  • Anonymous

    JB’s been in DR since late last night, I believe, so this story is wrong.

  • Anonymous

    i want concert pictures. NOW NOW NOW.
    i heard it was raining when the concert was going on. SCORE.

  • jerseygirl

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 08:17 pm
    Anonymous said:

    i would just die if joe was gay!
    ———————-
    Calm yourself, missy.

  • Anonymous

    (replying to this) – Oct 25, 2009 @ 08:57 pm
    Anonymous said:

    wth? NO.

    Miley is in LA, and JB is in DR
    _________________

    They claim that this happened last night not today and as of yesterday the JB were still in LA.

  • Anonymous

    Dear OceanUp,

    I was at McDonalds last night and the most CRAZY thing happened. Miley Cyrus, yes, MILEY CYRUS walked in and was like “HEY YA’LL I’LL TAKE 4 HAPPY MEALS SINCE I’M HAPPY YA’LL!” and then 2 guys walked in. They had curly hair and one was wearing a really gay hat and murse. It was Nick and Joe Jonas, yes NICK and JOE JONAS. So I was all, “OMG” but stayed quiet. They ate happy meals but then Joe started screaming. He was shouting at the cashier that there was no toy in his happy meal and how there should be a toy in his happy meal since he is ‘Joe fucking Jonas’. I know right? He SWORE. And then Miley was all, “Joe, ya’ll, calm down ya’ll.” and Nick was like, “Miley, bb, come on pay attention to me.” And then they had sex.

    I’m serious. I would of took pictures but they paid me a million bucks not to.

    – Anonymous.
    ——

    hahahha so legit…
    Im surprised OceanUP hasnt made a post just for this story !!!

  • CaptinCrunchRocks

    well those christian people shouldn’t of fucking chose to be a gay fag.

    and joe will never be gay so keep on fantasizing about joe sticking his penis in this gay mans asshole
    —–
    Remove the stick from your ass thanks.

  • Anonymous

    metrosexual = gay just not completely out of the closet and if any of these guys are with a girl or getting “married” it’s just a cover for them being gay.

  • Jonas4Canada(notloggedinyet)

    Those stories, LMFAO!
    I thought the car had TINTED windows.
    And where were the cameras?

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    I KNOW WHO THE GUY IS!!!

    IT’S TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LOL :)

  • Anonymous

    This post needs moar Noah Cyrus in fishnets and fuck-me boots.

    http://i34.tinypic.com/30vgc4y.jpg

    http://i38.tinypic.com/de5fti.jpg

  • Anonymous

    Tashahahaha said:

    MOE!

    ——-

    lol, yeah, i love moe, but wouldnt joe and miley get sick of eachother?

  • Jonas4Canada(notloggedinyet)

    My story:

    Okay, so my best friend works at Yogurtland, and today she was JOE JONAS, a guy, and 2 girls walk in for their orders. Apparently, Joe made out with the guy right in front of her, she could not believe it! But then she told me a minute after, the two girls sat on his lap, and he started making out with both of them!
    Oh, and then DEMI LOVATO walked in, and they rushed to washroom. She said they had sex.
    The End.

  • Angela.

    WOW!

    Record breaking?

    1, 200 and still goiing! ;D
    Keep it up, peepz.

    Ugh..the concert pics are taking their time..I’m bored. :[

  • Angela.

    I love you too, Angela!
    You’re my OceanUp bestie. xP

    Your icons are always awesome.
    We’ve more than made our place as residential Nick-Chicks on OceanUp. Haha.

    ——————————————–

    Aww..we’re officially BBFLs! Best Friends For Life. ;D

    YUP. We’re the die hard NickChicks here..Us and nobody else! ;)

  • haaaaaaaaygurl

    I hope you have kids, and they end up being gay. Maybe then you’ll understand.

  • Goldengal11

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY4I9NRzjPM&feature=related

    Haha! When I was little, I wanted this to be my wedding song. I still do though.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Hey guys, I cannot confirm or deny :)

  • Charlotte-x-

    his haircut makes him look gay.
    im sorry.

    Looks gay? Dude, he is gay. Keep up.

  • Anonymous

    i would just die if joe was gay! — RIP

  • Anonymous

    when nick and miley met at that carnival thing

  • sofii.z

    lmao at you guessing the name of the guy. Personally, I don’t really think Joe is gay..

  • m

    whats demi singing right now???

  • Anonymous

    NICOLE . said:

    Oceanup is a dumbass…the girl said today was their 4 year anniversary, lol…their THREE year anniversary was back in june

    ————————————

    Whose anniversary?

    ————–

    read the story…the girl said today was the anniversary of JB and Miley meeting eachother, that’s not true

  • LAURENJ-

    Eneyi

    yes it would be nice to see the reception the guys get in DR…hope fans take decent video clips and photos to share with us…..when i first saw joes hairdo i literally screamed with ecstasy…luckily my BF had just left becuz i would have alot of explaining to do…LOL he knows i love kevin but know his brother too….LOL you see my beau is Italian too and italians are very competitive and think they are all Stallions…..LOL

  • Anonymous

    Remove the stick from your ass thanks.
    ==========
    remove the penis from your boyfriends ass

  • Hina

    Sweet Jesus Tapdancing Christ, WHERE ARE HER PARENTS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Also. Joe. You are hot. Gay or straight.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAH those stories are weird… why would Miley be with Joe and all over him :S….

    She was all over Joe
    Ackward with Nick

    and lol June 11 is the 3 YEAR anniversary not whatever day it was yesterday…

  • Anonymous

    adam + miley no joke……….source confirmed it.

  • Anonymous

    joe is deff walking sex <3

  • musicconstant

    So Demi is OPENING CFH?

    Please reply. If she is, then it’s most likely gonna be Jesse after, then Miley. Hmm, not bad.

  • :]

    my sis works at taco bell.. and late at night at 11:45pm a black prado pulled up by the drive through and a guy came on the end and ordered this:
    2 cheese roll ups
    3 tripple layer nachos
    a gordita baja
    2 crunchrap supremes
    6 pina colada drinks

    what the hell? how does that girl even remember?

  • w

    DinoGirl said:

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Joe stashes gay porn in his bunk.
    _________________________________
    http://i38.tinypic.com/jb5od3.gif

    ———————————-
    OMGOMGOMGOMG
    LMAO!
    I love this post.

  • justin gaston

    hey sexxxi lady u doin anything tonight?

  • doppler

    umm question..who is this whoariley chick from twitter?

  • Anonymous

    haha nick did get new friends now they call her a slut/famewhore

  • Anonymous

    did they but each other dildos?

  • Anonymous

    This post needs moar Noah Cyrus in fishnets and fuck-me boots.

    http://i34.tinypic.com/30vgc4y.jpg

    http://i38.tinypic.com/de5fti.jpg I AM SO SORRY YOUR PARENTS NEVER HUGGED YOU OR KISSED YOU OR TOLD YOU THEY LOVE YOU! :(

  • HannahMary

    1. Surely Miley wouldn’t be flying into LAX, she’s on tour so she’d either be on her bus or private jet.
    2. Weren’t the JB in the DR at that time anyway?
    3. Why the hell would Nick sit with his ex and his brother while they were all over each other?
    4. Miley and Joe, I’m pretty certain, are with other people.
    5. This just makes no sense.

    Oh, and MILEY AND JOE? No, just no.

  • Anonymous

    did they buy each other dildos??????

  • w

    camilla was bi? o_O seriously?

    yes they were together for a while
    ————–
    She was rumored to be bi with Maria Sharapova wayyy before Joe. No idea how true that was seeing as they were BFFS.

  • Anonymous

    Miley is in LA, and JB is in DR — YES BUT THEY COULD OF BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER AT THE AIRPORT!

  • jerseygirl

    Ok, Angels are changing pitchers. I can catch up. Sorry I’m pre-occupied right now. Having some fun watching the game with about 30 people in one of our lounges. I’m sitting on a ping pong table with my laptop. (as are many others!)

    Elieaa – so no more run ins with BMS? So sad! Sorry you’ve been sick. You missed some fun posts.

    What’s your thoughts about Joe’s new ‘do?

    I like! :D

  • Miz_cutie101

    OMFG HIS HAIR IS FUCKEN ADORABLE! HE SHOULD LEAVE IT LIKE THIS SOOO STEAMY =]

  • ashleyy:)

    I <3 gay people!

    ———————————

    And we love you too, Emily Ford. :P

    your gay?

  • w

    Brenda and Joe.
    Demi and Joe.
    Gay guy and Joe.
    Miley and Joe.

    wut.
    —————-
    Chloe and Joe.
    Random girl from MS shows and Joe.
    Girl at Niagra and Joe

    Damn Joe how DO you do it?!

  • Anonymous

    im eating blueberry pie

  • NICOLE .

    I have. But can’t remember, for the life of me, what the links were.

    He’s a tall skinny blonde, right?

    —————————————

    Yeah. I have it saved in my bookmarks somewhere for just such an occasion, but I have twenty bookmark folders filled with links so… Yeah, too lazy. I wonder if he ever cut his hair. It was so long.

  • Goldengal11

    Anonymous said:

    This post needs moar Noah Cyrus in fishnets and fuck-me boots.

    http://i34.tinypic.com/30vgc4y.jpg

    http://i38.tinypic.com/de5fti.jpg
    __________________

    Is she suppose to be the Joker? Or something else?

  • Anony123

    I’m a little behind but… CAMILLA WAS BI?! U HGIKWE MH.

    YES. Maybe I’ll have a chance with her now.
    —————
    no she was not bi. Her and Maria were BFFs and the media just said they were dating. kind of like what they do to joe when he is with a friend.
    ———
    no,
    there’s a diffrence..
    Joe is just walking with friends and they took pics
    the thing with Camilla and Maria is the reports went overboard and it kept getting bigger and bigger with articles being written and whispers and stuff for 2 yrs. and her publicist never denied it..so she might be or might not be bi. but it all leads/points to her being actually one.. nothing wrong with that.

  • me too!

    , 2009 @ 09:55 pm
    jerseygirl said:

    3-1 Yankees.
    Bases still loaded.
    Still one out.

    HeeHee. Good times right now.
    ——————
    I’m watching right along with ya, Jerseygirl! LOL.

  • jerseygirl

    Bye laurenj!

    I will cheer twice as loud!

  • Anonymous

    im eating blueberry pie

  • Anonymous

    everybody who is saying that he is gay BACK THE HELL OFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Maybe its b/c I’m not 14, but who gives a shit what sexual orientation his friends are. Some of you are like pointing and giggling liken “Omg, he’s gay. Tee hee.”. Grow up. Joe obviously doesn’t care.

    Also, Joe is beautiful w/ a paper bag on his head but I hate his haircut.

  • Anonymous

    LOL i would be all for Miley and Joe dating…

    Nick has whats her face so..

  • Anonymous

    Yes without Big Rob.

  • Leena
  • Charlotte-x-

    Miley and JB weren’t even famous 4 years ago. So. Shit from a bull.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, this is weird…Tim is no longer the owner of OCEANUP!! I just looked it up, it used to be Tim A Mioduszewski from LA…now the owner is located in Brooklyn and there is no name registered, just says oceanup

  • :]

    lol god help me but that child is so unfortunate looking, and i blame it all on the parents. she’d look fine without that awful makeup and that ridic outfit.

  • Nyne

    It wasn’t even her. It was ~*~her sister~*~. Lol.

  • Sophieee

    the hair <3
    its sticking up everywhere. haha SO CUTE

  • Adam J

    THE JONAS ARE A BUNCH OF COCK RIDING FAGGOTS

  • 1994bb

    His friends look like they’ve been shopping at Urban Outfitters/American Apparel too much.
    Fuckin hipsters.

  • Anonymous

    So Demi is OPENING CFH?

    Please reply. If she is, then it’s most likely gonna be Jesse after, then Miley. Hmm, not bad.=== YES DEMI OPENED! DAMN I THOUGHT DEMI TOPPED JESSE! :(

  • Anonymous

    nikki_rox Here we go again
    less than 20 seconds ago from mobile web

    beautifulballad video of jesse
    1 minute ago from web

    nikki_rox Madison from cory in the house I se her
    4 minutes ago from mobile web

    whoariley HWGA <3
    5 minutes ago from Tweetie

    whoariley :] I'm special
    5 minutes ago from Tweetie

    whoariley thanks @thedebbyryan & @chloebridges for letting us sit with you :] - http://twitpic.com/myqq9
    7 minutes ago from Tweetie

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Jersey

    its all good..but could you describe their stances…lol…

    Start Spreading The News……NY NY……

  • Anonymous

    :[
    http://i34.tinypic.com/10ej9c5.gif
    ==========
    where was that from?

  • MickeyMousesDaughter

    Anyone else think Joe is even acting like the old Joe here. he had been a bit more mature latley but he seems really to be acting young again in these pictures.

  • _deepthroat_

    j

  • Charlotte-x-

    my sis works at taco bell.. and late at night at 11:45pm a black prado pulled up by the drive through and a guy came on the end and ordered this:
    2 cheese roll ups
    3 tripple layer nachos
    a gordita baja
    2 crunchrap supremes
    6 pina colada drinks

    —————————————

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at the breakdown of what they ordered. XD I can’t even handle it, I’m lolling so hard. And Joe singing Lady Gaga.

    Hahahaha, I know. Fat shits.

  • Angela.

    Chow dumbass! said:

    avi Sanchez said:
    the jonas brothers are such ass fucking faggots
    ————
    And you’re a loser for wasting your time to comment on them in the first place. Bye. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
    ———–
    Naw, I beg to differ. I say make sure that the damn door hits you on the way out! AMF! =)

    ——————————————-

    She belongs here..so she doesn’t need to leave.

    You, on the other hand, sticks out like a sore bitch.

    Buh-bye! Please don’t forget to garb your souvenirs on your way out.

  • ashleyy:)

    i would just die if joe was gay! — RIP

    lol.

  • Tashahahaha

    Pmsl, Imagine Miley on Joe’s lap singing “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick”

  • LAURENJ-

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/325991/joe-jonas-short-new-haircut-01/
    ************************************JERSEYGIRL

    something about his vulnerabilty here just eats me up…you just want to jump through the screen and hug him tight and say its OK baby…..

  • Anonymous

    Fucking SEXY.
    Goddamn
    Fucking fine piece of ass.
    Yummy

  • Anon

    JOE PLEASE LICK MY PUSSY!! I want you to rub my clitoris.

  • liiiiiiiiiiz

    she’s supposed to be a child prostitute, i reckon.

  • Goldengal11

    :] said:

    my sis works at taco bell.. and late at night at 11:45pm a black prado pulled up by the drive through and a guy came on the end and ordered this:
    2 cheese roll ups
    3 tripple layer nachos
    a gordita baja
    2 crunchrap supremes
    6 pina colada drinks

    what the hell? how does that girl even remember?
    __________________

    LOL!!!!

  • Angela.

    Good evening fellow Joniai lovers.

    We’re back to this post..

    *Sigh*

    How are the YANKEES doin’?

  • sofii.z

    Joe’s hair is so… fetch. (Watched mean girls yesterday)

  • the_historian

    i would just die if joe was gay! — RIP

    one down a million more to go.
    seriously why can’t people accept gays?

  • Anonymousefewfefeme

    I knew he was GAY.. I said it from the beginning. He was way to hot and too much of a player, Which meant he had to be hiding something. haha ALso those two stories that came in about him and Miley being all close and shit. Is complete bull.

  • LetMeBeNext

    HAHA Yes he is.. Total SLUT. what a whore. haha

  • jerseygirl

    Oct 25, 2009 @ 07:33 pm
    NICOLE . said:

    I have. But can’t remember, for the life of me, what the links were.

    He’s a tall skinny blonde, right?

    —————————————

    Yeah. I have it saved in my bookmarks somewhere for just such an occasion, but I have twenty bookmark folders filled with links so… Yeah, too lazy. I wonder if he ever cut his hair. It was so long
    —————————
    LOL. YOu sound like me. I have a BAZILLION sites bookmarked.

    If I remember, I always thought he looked like Owen Wilson. You think?

  • Anonymous

    This post needs moar Noah Cyrus in fishnets and fuck-me boots.

    http://i34.tinypic.com/30vgc4y.jpg

    http://i38.tinypic.com/de5fti.jpg
    __________________

    Is she suppose to be the Joker? Or something else? —- I AM SO SORRY YOUR PARENTS NEVER HUGGED YOU OR KISSED YOU OR TOLD YOU THEY LOVE YOU! :(

  • Hannahh