Demi On Joe Jonas Pranks & Fake Fights

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Demi On Joe Jonas Pranks & Fake Fights Demi On Joe Jonas Pranks & Fake Fights




962 comments:

Anonymous said:

Kevin and Joe should jetski nekked

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

Kevin and Joe should jetski nekked
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we could have a foursome. you can eat me out roughly and i will stick my finger in your ass

LaLaLandGirl said:

How's this post getting 900+ comments?

m said:

Anonymous said:
Kevin and Joe should jetski nekked
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they're not gay

Ms.aNonymous said:

Lauren

I am glad yr here...dmn need i hve nt watched tv today..I love you so dont be mad, I am a bit high tdoay...I have been getting hi for a few excpt ahalloween.. i will tell my thrpst tommorrow...someone got shit in here...only 8 hve imbibed...whty do i find a part y even in rehab...A is with his son...I see hm this wek.. I had a visitor on Halloween and wtched the Yankeees..its just I don't rember shit i post...please don t be mad I wil fix this...I am a sucker for drugs and sex..I am in rehab..one guy says he will come forrrd with me to make it better...I had a grandma tell me today that it'll be oky but I need to take rehab seriously..I m court ordr.I didnt flee...I am here just fuck tomorrow I get shit laid into me.. I have more tosay...if you cre to liisten...if not ok

LAURENJ- said:

LaLaLandGirl said:

How's this post getting 900+ comments?
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NO JONAS POST...LOL

Why??? said:

I have a question.. How the hell does she seem bitchy!! She is laughing and smiling!! Of course Demi knows alot about JB, they work together for like one month straight. God, poeple need to stop the hate. Demi is gorgeous, can actually sing, and is SOO nice. She is nice to her fans. I don't see how you don't see that. When I met her in , she was really friendly and nice. She was all smiley and the security guard said that she didn't have time to take pictures with fans.. But she told him that she was sorry, but she was taking pictures with fans and she didn't care if she was late. Then laguhed and was like "I'm kidding, but I wanna take pics with these fans" She is awesome live. And she isn't fat at all. She isn't super skinny. She is normal weight for a 17 year-old. She replies to her fans and DM's them all the time. She is amazing and if you hater her soo much, what's the point on wasteing your time on here.. LOVE YOU DEMI!

Selly IS #1 said:

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/06/09/previews/Selena%20Gomez-...

Selly Is So Gorge Laughing out loud

Everyone Should Love Her

LAURENJ- said:

Ms aNonymous

I dont know what to say...I am pissed off at you for being so weak especially for awhile you were doing so good....I so want to believe in you and that you have the strength and the will to want to get better but you dont or you dont want to....
Whatever happen to your dreams...dont they matter anymore to you...Its obvious you dont want to get better not just for yourself but for your mom, dad, A. and our wish of uniting as friends after April...you know now this will prolong your stay in rehab or likely to get yourself locked up in jail and do time...I will be a friend to you always and I will always care what happens to you and i value the time we had but i cant wait and find out oneday you have either overdosed or got your self locked up...Its like you have a death wish...I dont know what you want from me but I sincerely wish you all the best life can possibly offer you and i hope you wake up and realise there is more to life than getting high....

Anonymous said:

Demi must be so exited about having a 900+ post. And yet, the moment she starts reading this post she's gonna get so depressed.

Anonymous said:

Selly IS #1 said:

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2008/06/09/previews/Selena%20Gomez-...

Selly Is So Gorge Laughing out loud

Everyone Should Love Her
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Sometimes I just lay back and stare at her perfect face, perfect eyes, perfect hair, perfect self.....
MMmmmmmmmmmmm

kjnrules! said:

Ms. N

I know I will seem out of line here, but I have never seen an internet friend be there for someone as much as Lauren has you. She so cares for you and you should cut her a break

Ms.aNonymous said:

Lauren

Okay be pissed..but dmn this is hard..I am telling the truth...tomorrow..I have people to vouch...I know you have ben penteient with me..please please undrtsand I love u but get your loss of apprcecitantion for me...

Did you see my Dad is havinga kid..and marriying ihs girl..#4...I always held out that even though they weraasses I was his bioligical kid....he did talk about money..fuck....its imprtant..just what? I mena my Mom is dying and she doesnt respond anymore...what? what? FUCK GOD..FUCK GOD...i whis i could spam it....oh I will not eve r believe it a god that couldnt save me and some say my gradma found me so i was saved..fuck...god is evil...i am so mad right now....yeah I am high cuz some were asses and brought it in and Itk advantage cuz life sucks...all said and done i walk out and live and one dies..andonesgoes to jail...

I talked to F's sister....

Jelena FTW said:

I WANT A SELENA POST

LAURENJ- said:

ms aNonymous

you know what the sad thing is I care so much about our friendship..I find it hard to let go of it because we have known each other for over a year and friends are always there for each other whether its good or bad...but you make me feel at fault somehow or i have let you down somehow too...I want to help you and i do everything you ask of me so why cant you do the one thing i have ever asked of you and that is getting clean...you think i dont want to visit you or have you visit me and do things friends ought to do together...you think i dont want to love you, support you and encourage you to want to be something in life...I have over and over but somehow we both stuff up...I think we are better off not talking because i seem to be not getting thru to you or setting you back...i hate this feeling and i hate you for doing this again to yourself....why, just why....

laurenmaria said:

i don't get it. why can't we all accept the fact that Demi and Selena aren't friends anymore and move on with our lives?
oh and why does it have to be Demi's fault? do none of you realize that in reality, we know absolutely nothing about what's really going on in their lives?

Doesn't Matter said:

Um, there has been NO display what-so-ever of Selena showing affection towards Joe. And if so, there is not proof. Keep dreamin' that Jelena will happen. Smile 'Cause it won't. I promise you that. Laughing out loud

Ms.aNonymous said:

Lauren J

please dont stop hearing me and I hearing you.....i am setback...fuck I have been drugged up most of my life...its hard fr me to be diffrent..please please...lets talk you insted of me....is tht better...I dont want to be this....I mean what i did for drugs.. plays into thrupay...I love A...but now I scruewd it up..laurn..its bad..I mean I want him....but F's sister told me stuff he wanted me to hear... I am only human.please dont leave me I didnt leave yuo~

LAURENJ- said:

Ms aNonymous

Just dont blame god, your dad or anyone else for your setback....you COULD HAVE SAID NO but you didnt...you took the easy way out...Did F. sister sneek the shit in because if she did well she aint no friend but your enemy...your dad has been there for you where and when it counts most...big deal so he is getting married and knocked up his GF He still LOVES YOU and is helping you...what more could you ask for from your Dad...he is there for you...he and A. were there for you when they took you to see your Mom..It was your dad that stood by you with your mom and your trial and rehab...God has helped you in so many ways but again there is so much he can do...A. is going to be so pissed off because he believed in you and your relationship and again you blew it for what...to be happy for a day or two...the problem my friend my sister is YOU only you...you are your own worse enemy and you need to realisethis before its to late....

P.S if our friendship meant anything to you just let me know thru A if you are still alive so i can pay my respects but otherwise I dont know what to do with you anymore but pray and hope you can survive this distructive path you allow yourself to go on..........I do care and i do love you as a friend and a sister BUT it hurts, really hurts.......Im sorry

Anonymous said:

for the niley supporters!

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/nileysupport

Anonymous said:

Cause Demi continues to put fuel to the fire, so Selena fans continue their merciless hate and everything goes to hell.

LAURENJ- said:

Ms anonymous

YES you didnt leave me because I have never ever lied to you about anything...Last weeks episode was set in motion by an enemy who was out for me but i held my head high and soldiered on and yes you stood by me and i thankyou for it...but you stood by me because you knew deep down I was who i say i am and i have always stood by you thru thick and thin...what is it exactly you want from me now.....be your friend..i always have been but you need to understand this is killing me inside to see you self destruct again...i am reliving my nightmare of loosing another friend and sister and that kills me.........

Ms.aNonymous said:

Lauren J

I have whipped me enough that even though I am considered beautiful I don't feel it..I act it...I get what your saying but damn you don't even see me and throw me away..wow...life if so hard..I don't feel beautiful anymore...and F was the love of my life and his sister said he hoped we could connect up someday and since I like BlackEyed Peas that Missing You was a connect song...I told her I think of him ever single fucking day...and its so hard to love another ansI love him....I dont know if the child I lost was his or not..I am loyal..and what does it get me..people on both sides pissed off at me...I mean she said he wanted me to know he undestood what I have to do...but damn...I will see him at trial..wow...I want to love noone cuz then noone loves me..

My mom dies and life flies..wow...just wow..and dad goes on with a new love and child and my love is in jail and alove potential is there....just wow...I wish I cojuld tak evry misery on me.. and just not be..and wake up fro mthis nightmare!

Doom said:

Very slow news day?

m said:

John Shanks' twitter
we are working on her record now..
8 minutes ago from web

yay miley's working on her album!

jaksdfjklasdjfl said:

jonas 20q game

http://i37.tinypic.com/24x1l5l.jpg

Anonymous43242 said:

Selena and joe together would= "Soe" which is what every one would say when they hear about it..."so"

LAURENJ- said:

Ms aNonymous

I just dont know what to say anymore to you...You know how we all feel about you, me, your dad and A. Yes to us you will always be our special beautiful girl because you are and you have so much potential and you are smart...thats what kills me is that you are very bright and smart and only have been told so many many times...but again you need to believe it...
Yes you did share a very special and unique bond with F. but you are where you are because of him so dont forget that...Your life with him has always been in a war zone of drugs and getting into trouble....
You had something special with A. and i only hope he forgives you again and gives you another chance because you could live a better life with him and live your dreams...he is willing to do everything for you but you have to stop letting him down all the time....yes you are 18 but do you want to live long enough to see 19, 20 and 21 and so on..?????????????

Anonymous said:

In the worst of times, I always turn to the Bible for guidance. And I just remember, that no matter how bad everything seems to go, people have had it much worse and have managed to get through.That makes me strong. You're in my prayers.

kjnrules! said:

LaurenJ

My heart goes out to you for being such a great friend to N. I know it seems so out of your control to help her, but just realize you have done nothing but be the best friend you can be and that, IMO, is all anyone can ask of someone

Anonymous said:

WOW...so much hope for JEMI in this post.

OK, Just like the NILEY people, I just don't understand how people can be so hung up on some strangers love life...

Ms.aNonymous said:

Lauren

can we talk of something nice..please.. I really need it...describe a favorite beach...and I am sorry I vent to you..I probably will be MIA as i come clean to my therapist and I know alot of it is defiance that god takes my Mom..and I know its coming...so forgive me..k..I love you and others here for patience..I mean she was beautiful and I have to day others loved her semse of humour and she had a way with people..and at the last we were as sisters..looking over jewelry and she was beyond words tp me I am grateful to my drems cuz I have had them with her inthem..and now I will see her there...not always but damm she told me she wuold..sometime and if they happen damn dont wake me...

Thank you for your love I know its hard..

Anonymous said:

You haven't lived girl. At 18 you're just testing it. Life is a long, long gift and what might seem to be disastrous right now would be just a nuisance in the future, 10, 20 YEARS from now - when one sees things in perspective one realizes that life with its ups and downs is still something meaningful and worthy. Giving up is never a choice when you can always strike back and stand up ten times as strong. There is nothing more satisfactory for the soul than standing up after hitting the ground.

Anonymous said:

wowww seriously?! your disgusting and demi is awesome sooo back off...go get yourself a life

LAURENJ- said:

Ms N

R U STILL HERE

TSLove said:

I think the reason Demi said that "Falling Down" is her fave song off of Selena's ablum is because its the only one she has heard. And she probaly only heard it on the radio.I don't even think she has listned to Selena's ablum. At.All.

Ms.aNonymous said:

I just wnt to say I love evryone whos careed and I a msorry I bring ppepple downn ..I wish you th best...I get high an come back but pepple tend to care less...dnt blame you..just love to m freinds..I do care

aaaaaaaaa said:

JONAS FANS ARE PATHETIC! THEY ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE SELENA IS SOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL UNLIKE STUPID DEMI!!! DEMI GOT JEALOUS BECAUSE OF JOE AND SELENA

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CRAZY BITCH! JOE barely even talked to SELENA after the "Send It On" get a life!

hahahah said:

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kalyn said:

aww, i love how she says "like" like a million times in the second video <3

disney fan said:

demi and joe are amazing i love them i hope i will get to meet them one day

ohgod said:

DEMIS VOICE IS SO ANNOYING!

Anonymous3oh3 said:

TSLove said:
I think the reason Demi said that "Falling Down" is her fave song off of Selena's ablum is because its the only one she has heard. And she probaly only heard it on the radio.I don't even think she has listned to Selena's ablum. At.All.

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thats exactly what i was thinking.

huutshitt said:

Okay, all you fuckshits.

Do you really wanna know why Selena and Demi are not like "CLOSE" anymore? You really wanna know why?!

Well FUCK ME NIPPLE because I might just say the whole story and shit.

FIRST, let me give the hints: it has to do with the circle of fuckin exes taylor swift, taylor lautner, joe jonas, nick jonas, demi lovato, miley cyrus, and that fuckin horse (trace cyrus.)

Okay first. Camp Rock was filming and joe and demi did have a thing. it was not official but there was defiantly a mutual understanding. But as we all know it ended and they met until the premiere. And Demi told Selena about this so Selena KNEW that demi had a thing with joe.

Bu then the burning up tour went on. So it was pretty akward and joe wasn't sure about demi bc FUCKIN demi had to show she liked this other guy (won't say) so when he met taylor s. it just started. he was just trying to find some comfort but he wasn't really serious about her. But when he saw she was serious with him, he decided to talk to her about it but she knew what was coming so...then she just had to blah blah here and there about the break up.

Then selena just had to be a FUCKIN traitor bc she brought taylor s. along. Just cause she was going out with nick that time the same as joe and taylor s. WHEN she knew for a fact that demi liked joe. Like how fucked up is that right? I mean I don't blame selena being all nice and shit but still, your FRIEND likes a CERTAIN SOMEONE.

Then like demi started seeing this one dude. Then eventually it did not work out. And then it became the premiere of 3d concert but joe was going out with camille that time. SO it was fucking akward too.

SO! what went down is that demi and miley started being friends like about that time. SO! demi met a freaken trace named horse and you know her rebel type shit. So yeah, her likeness or crush on horse made her and miley closer. YEAH, you know how it goes. the "imma be close to you bc you know." But eventually it became a real friends like
they just clicked.

huutshitt said:

Okay. WE ALL should know that miley and selena with always have that "thing" between them. it's because of NICK J. Both went out with him, okay?! but miley was much more offcial with him. Yeah, their both frineds with demi but that does not mean it makes them ALL TOGETHER EQUALS BEST FRIENDS.

Miley and taylor s. are friends but not like to the level to the closeness of demi and miley.

So demi and horseshit did not work out. But demi told miley about joe and she understands and she comforts her. Selena would too, but like I said about the taylor s. and selena friendship. So eventhough horse and demi did not work out miley and demi have this bond on telling eachother secrets.

So of course selena would get iffy too when demi is getting close with miley. But then again selena was close to taylor s. first. So it's a big misunderstanding or this or that.

I'm not saying selena is a bad friend. it's just that she did not see how it hurted demi when she was being close to taylor s. while and after the relatonship with joe jonas; when demi talked to selena about this.

So this is where it splits. Selena and Taylor s. Demi and Miley.

Yeah, yeah. I know demi hanged out with taylor s. but it ws not really like "you know." and taylor s. is the one who offered to a hockey game, and of course demi had to accept it. SO it was effing akward as hell then. So here's demi sitting with joe's ex. joe, a guy that demi likes. what do you expect man. and that other time with nolan, NOLAN is a big fan of her so you can see how that story would go.

So yeah. the two friendships. Selena started seeing taylor lautner! yeah that wolf. selena would talk to demi about him. like he's this and that and how he went out with her and her. And demi said go for it. but she even wrote a song about it but she denies. But then eventually, we can see that he is going with taylor s. now.

So now, demi does not quite get selena anymore. or vice versa. it's a complicated story but smart ones will get it.

And no, dipshits. For those who are asking, I'm not jac vanek.

La_Rose said:

hahahaha..sorry cant stop laughing...lol
both are funny...hahaha...just hoping u both are kidding lol

Anonymous said:

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Anonymous said:

i love this bitch. <3
she's so cute.
and tbh i dont give a shit if shes "innocent" or not.
however, i do want to know what happened with her and selena.. :l

Giovanna_JonasGomezLovatoCyrus said:

So just because someone is shy, they're a robot? And since when being shy is a crime and makes someone seem bad if they're shy? Oh gosh.
Then I must be a VERY bad person cause I'm REALLY shy at first! And I don't try to be perfect...I just don't want people to know my mistakes. That's MY private life isn't it?
Same with Selena. She may be shy, that's just her! And maybe she doesn't like everyone knowing what she does bad. She tries to keep it privates.
Everybody's diferent. Some are more outgoing than others, some are more shy, we're different!

Giovanna_JonasGomezLovatoCyrus said:

I know!! Demi makes me feel unwanted there
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I know! I still watch them but I remember there was one the days after (or was it the day before?) the JB chat and I watched it. It lasted like 2O minutes and she barely answered questions, she mostly talked about her album, and she didn't give any shout outs. And she looked like she didn't wanna be there and only did it for obligation.

I love Demi but come on!
I think the best live chats are JB's!

Giovanna_JonasGomezLovatoCyrus said:

And why we talkin about blowjobs?!
I bet MOST of us here on OU haven't had s.e.x before and are TOO young for that.
It's weird how lots of young, imature fans think of losing their virginity to celebrities like Joe, Nick, Kevin etc..JUST because they're famous!

veeroh said:

why are pep calling demi fat???? shes perfect you pep have serious probs if you think shes fat as much as i love demi i really hope her & joe never date she would be an idiot if she did!

McLovin' said:

Demi is acting bitchy lately :/
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uh yea. haha
i reallt like hr though!!
does anybody else think the fake fights that they put on the for the extras a little bitchy and mean?

Anonymous said:

He was desperate to date Miley in the first place.

Anonymous52525252 said:

What is wrong with you people. First of all, you all need to watch your language. Be ladies and act your age, you little 14 yr olds. Jeeze louise!! And second...what is with you all loving demi and joe together??? Why would you like that? I say joe and taylor, even though it will never happen again, taylor is amazing. And demi is blah and likes wierd stuff and guys...

Anonymous said:

Particularly weird when the objects of their lust are virgins who have morals and respect for themselves and others. When they do loose their virginity it will be to someone with similar morals and standards.

Shytima said:

Aw, she is adorable. I love the Disney girls, and I feel bad that they get hated on so much. Joe sounds like a really cool guy friend...I wish he was mine too.

jemighurl4ever<3 said:

Yay!!! Jemi is happening I'm so sorry... some of the haters or fans are upset and please no fighting here it's soo not right ok I love joe and Demi but dat doesn't mean I hate selena nick or miley... and Demi and miley are not sluts they are good people and Demi don't do drugs I'm pretty sure just because she dated trace... and I know dat because I'm a fan of all of them I love Disney and all the stars I love nickelodeon (just in case there are nickelodeon fans here) GOD BLESS ALL OF US!!!... Just to say I think nelena and jemi will happen... JEMI rox!!! Bounce!!!!!!! Smile but I don't really care as long as they are happy:D

jemighurl4ever<3 said:

Yay!!! Jemi is happening I'm so sorry... some of the haters or fans are upset and please no fighting here it's soo not right ok I love joe and Demi but dat doesn't mean I hate selena nick or miley... and Demi and miley are not sluts they are good people and Demi don't do drugs I'm pretty sure just because she dated trace... and I know dat because I'm a fan of all of them I love Disney and all the stars I love nickelodeon (just in case there are nickelodeon fans here) GOD BLESS ALL OF US!!!... Just to say I think nelena and jemi will happen... JEMI rox!!! Bounce!!!!!!! Smile but I don't really care as long as they are happy:D

BlueEyes4Nick said:

Zack Taylor rocks! I just read it and I'm noddin my head like yah!! Demi and Joe are both immature and will Bounce off each other and a lot more before they settle down. They will be happy for 2 seconds. Most young guys want a real ho ... Hollywood isn't built on truth and lasting love.

BlueEyes4Nick said:

Demi just tweeted that she never dated Joe. If Zack is lying then Demi is lying too. I really don't care because JB and Demi do not make my world revolve.

DebheartJB said:

she only sang 'b to the o blabla and then the little piece of Big Rob'

LoVeAnDy said:

u b
ur jellous because u're not famous
demi is SUPER COOLLLL