Taylor Swift SNL 11/7 Mentions Joe Jonas

Taylor mentions ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas on Saturday Night Live. Skits under!

  • Emmy

    really? who has to rerelease their album because they can’t come up with any other material than “i got dumped on the phone”? who is a stalking obsessive bitch that can’t get over anything? who needs to have friends that are 16 years old because no one wants to be near her? who needs to date a new guy every year because no guy can stand to be with her for any longer? who needs to just die already? oh yeah. HAHAHA.

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    Holy eff where did all you crazy people come from!? Do you lurk in the shadows until someone attacks your luvr<3?

  • Anonymous

    lol I know. She was like Im doing really well and hosting SNL but im not gonna brag about that. and then the HA HA HA. That was so funny. Poor Joe though. Well they did guest perform on there didn’t they. oh waait but she did both LOL
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    Fail- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zdh4UOWZm8
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    Um, that’s kinda a fail to you because didn’t i say that? They were JUST guest performers. That wasn’t hosting. That was acting in a skit. Alec was the HOST. Duhh, LOL don’t you look stupid.

  • c

    1. taylor is a solo act and doesnt need his hot brother and other brother to help her sellout.

    2. taylor swift was best sellign artist of 08/09. so far. cant say the same for joe.

    3. taylor swifts tour is on twice because the first time it sold out.

    4. joe and jonas brothers havnt won many awards lately have they. havnt been invited to vma’s or anything.

    5. there album pretty much failed and is off the charts while taylors has been out for over a year and still ha singles off of it in the charts. (number 1 i might add)

    6. She has a hot boyfriend now and joe’s girlfriend dumped him and he cried on stage like a girl, taylor didnt even do that.

    7. Taylor is still getting nomintaed at award shows 2 years in a row for it coz it is still succesful.

    8. Taylor swift beat joe for teen choce awards.

    9. taylor can actually sellout otside us. i know jonas has too but not a smuch as taylor.

    :)))))))
    In words of the “FAGGET BBROTHERS”, you just got powned!

  • random

    So I guess someone’s still not over it. More than a year later.

    Classy, Taylor. And pathetic.
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    thank you wow i like her and all but she need to get the freak over it yeah i understand it was for a show but still dam some needs to date her so she can shut the fuck up

  • Anonymous

    FUCKING BITCH!!! TAYLOR SWIFT IS A MOTHERFUCKING FATHERFUCKING CUM GUZZLING PENISSUCKING MONKEY THROWING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT APE ASS HAIRY ASS MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH!!!! I HOPE JOE STICKS THAT GUITAR RIGHT UP HER VAGINA!!
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    for some reason i found this hilarious AHHHAHAHA

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA
    sooo true…

  • Anonymous

    oh my god, calm down

  • Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHA The Jonas Brothers wern’t HOSTS they were musical GUEST!!! NOT Hosts. LMAO They just sang. Nothing else. They couldn’t mention her if they wanted to they were just there to sing not to HOST. lol
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    They could’ve mentioned it here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zdh4UOWZm8

  • Olivia

    AGREEEEEED!!!

    People on here are super idiotic sometimes, I wonder why I still read these comments haha.

    Yeah in case you children didn’t know Saturday Night Live (SNL) is a late night comedy sketch show thats been on for 35 years they’ve always exaggerated on things and like to turn any type of news into a joke, and try to make the audience familiar with the host, some people only know Taylor Swift as that girl who dated Joe Jonas, or the girl that Kanye interrupted, she is trying to reach an audience who might not know anything or very little about her.

  • Anonymous

    I COMPELTLY AGREE.

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 7, 2009 @ 09:23 pm
    jerseygirl said:
    So I guess someone’s still not over it. More than a year later.

    Classy, Taylor. And pathetic.
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    So true, why cant she find another man?

  • Sallyflower

    Exactly. When celebrity guest stars go on SNL they poke jokes at all of their drama that was on the news. Joe was one of them. Why should Joe get special treatment? It’s a JOKE. Chill out.

  • GRANIMALS!!!!!

    Firelight looks better than Twilight.I wish I was joking.=/
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    Haha I love how she did the one emotion like kristen stewart does.
    And I could not love your icon more than I do right now :)

  • Anonymougs

    her and joe are old, and he doesn’t give a shit on how’s she doing. she thinks shes the shit she so damn cocky. she looked like a malnurished rat.

  • Anonymousx

    I can’t watch :( what did she say?

  • avery

    HOLD THE PHONE! Was that Kenan as Whoopi in the beginning?! As in… Kenan and Kel? I used to love him!

    And LMFAO at this. Oh Taylor.

  • Kelss.

    She rules tonight.
    And I’m laughing hysterically at her skits.

  • Anonymous

    You might think I’d bring up Joe that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue.

    Hey Joe! I’m doing real well. Tonight I’m hosting SNL

    La la la , ha ha ha, ha ha ha. La la la.

  • J-Bug

    And she also said thats she’s dating Taylor Lautner.

  • Anonymous

    1. thats right, because she sells out on her own. and i mean SHES A SELLOUT.

    2. again, shes a completley different genre of music.

    3. Jonas hasnt even finished their tour yet, theres has been longer, and a WORLD tour. did taylor even go to europe?

    4. what are you? the celeb party comittee? you dont know if they werent invited. besides, theyve been on tour they havent had TIME to go to any award shows in the US. they just went to the EMAs. was taylor there no? was she nominated? no. was jonas? yes and yes.

    5. taylor is extremly successful, and so is jonas. they wouldnt be where they are today if they werent. they can sell out a 60,000 people arena and so can taylor. i think… anyways, they album was released in june, and was on the charts longer than most artists.

    6. he didnt cry on stage because of camilla, get your facts straight. k thanks.

    7. what the fuck? that was random. Jonas still gets nominated. who was nominated for a grammy first? OH YEAH. Jonas.

    8. the TCAs really? you think thats a legit award show? the winners arent even picked by votes. they take the top 3 and the producers pick a winner they feel will cause the most talk about the show. it even says it in the credits.

    9. again, get your facts straight. they just sold out their south american tour dates and are right now in europe touring.

    please learn a little about each side before you bash them, cause youre wrong :)

    at least I CAN ADMIT,even though i dislike taylor, that she IS TALENTED. cant say so much for you. and dont sya “oh thats cause jonas isnt talented” becaus eim pretty sure they wouldnt be selling out stadiums/arenas, playing to tens of thousands every night if they werent.

  • jonas girl

    the jonas brothers are not gay they are stright

  • Anonymous

    taylor should really get over it, it’s been over a year. plus, the jonas brothers are gay anyways.

  • Anonymous

    taylor should really get over it, it’s been over a year. plus, the jonas brothers are gay anyways.

  • Kelss.

    Joe is worst than chris brown

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    Lol what the hell?

  • I hate Joe Ho

    you are incompetent, and clearly a jonas brothers fan. Get a life.

  • Anonymous

    lolllllllllllll

    i like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me XD

  • Anonymous

    it was soooo funny though. stop being bitter about her poke at him she doesnt really mean it to be hateful just knew it would get the laughs.

  • Anonymous

    Love It..JOnas Sisters need to go away

    TEAM TAYLOR
    TEAM TAYLOR
    TEAM TAYLOR
    TEAM TAYLOR
    TEAM TAYLOR
    TEAM TAYLOR

  • jerseygirl

    So I guess someone’s still not over it. More than a year later.

    Classy, Taylor. And pathetic.

  • Anonymous

    um… right… some little boybander is more successful than the top selling artist of 2009… riiight. And its not like she was crying over him, ok, it was SNL, it was a JOKE, she didn’t even write it!

  • Anonymous

    she needs to get over joe. seriously shut up about it you have been whining about him since you broke up. Give the kid a break since he is more sucessful then you. I can stand her and her concieted self.

  • PissedOFF

    Well Stop Fucking Just Saying You little prick ass dumb bich go suck your mothers cock and SNL isnt funny and its not all the shit just some boring old show and guess who gives a fuck Taylor is getting dry and crispy seriously its like get over it go find another guy he dont want you Lol

  • DinoGirl

    Firelight looks better than Twilight.
    I wish I was joking.
    =/

  • Kelss.

    her and joe are old, and he doesn’t give a shit on how’s she doing. she thinks shes the shit she so damn cocky. she looked like a malnurished rat.

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    Because Joe’s not an ass or anything.

  • zomg.

    lmfao, this is amazing.

  • Anonymous

    SNL IS FOR JOKES. SHE’S MAKING A JOKE. IT’S NOT SERIOUS. SHE’S NOT “OMG SO HEARTBROKEN OVER IT STILL.” STOP TELLING HER TO GET THE EFF OVER IT. SHE IS. SHE’S MAKING A JOKE. SHE JOKED ABOUT EVERY BIG THING SHE’S BEEN IN THE NEWS FOR. NOT JUST JOE. SO KINDLY HOP OFF HATERS.

  • gAnonymous

    cocky immature and not even funny.

  • Anonymous

    wow haters. i have a question for you? why are u commenting when nobody cares what u think as a hater? go comment on somebody u do like. obviously people have talent and struggles through life and taylor either writes songs or jokes about them..so dont say she needs to grow up. its for entertainment and im pretty sure celebs can do better humor than you probably could. not saying that everyone cant act just saying if you could then why arent u on SNL? just saying.

  • cali

    Wow get over yourself. You are the one who fuckin started this team shit. Jonas fans are obviously more mature. It is way past your bed time. Oh and i am 18 and a joe fan. Go to bed little girl

  • pft.

    lol. here we go.

  • w

    Ahahahaha Kate Gosselin LOL.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    she is still not over it its about to be 2 years god damn it im sure joe is over it she act so clingy and wierd i guess thats why joe broke up with her this is my OPPION!

  • sarahh_182

    i love her music. but shes making it hard for me to like her. ugh its been a fucking year you have a new boyfriend get over it. when will the madness end???

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    I liked the opening part and that fact she can be funny about it all with Taylor L, Kanye West and yes, Joe Jonas.

  • Anonymous

    FUCKING BITCH!!! TAYLOR SWIFT IS A MOTHERFUCKING FATHERFUCKING CUM GUZZLING PENISSUCKING MONKEY THROWING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT APE ASS HAIRY ASS MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH!!!! I HOPE JOE STICKS THAT GUITAR RIGHT UP HER VAGINA!!

  • misguided gts.

    is that guy Kenan, isn’t he?

  • Anonymous

    she never said she was dating taylor, she just mouthed “hi taylor” and blew a kiss and winked to the camera. then she said she wouldnt comment. get it straight nig.

  • pft.

    dude, you’re the one who either watching the skit or took the time to hate. c’mon now. no one to point fingers at who’s ‘pathetic.’

  • BLAHBLAHBLAH

    Here’s a big F you to whoever defends Joe. What he did to her was WRONG!!! and he should not be left alone without being punished.. he MUST learn to RESPECT women!!! He MUST!

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    BAHAHAHA. You make me laugh. Do we need to take this slowly? Joe. Is apart of the JONAS BROTHERS. Taylor. IS FAMOUS. THEY BOTH GO ON TOUR. BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMOUS. IF JOE LOST FEELINGS FOR TAYLOR. WHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD. ISN’T IT BETTER TO DISCUSS FEELINGS OVER THE PHONE. THEN TO WAIT UNTIL YOU’RE BACK BY HER SIDE?

    JOE. DIDN’T BREAK UP WITH HER. JOE CALLED TO DISCUSS FEELINGS. SHE HUNG UP.

    Get it now or do we have to go over this again?

  • Anonymous

    its a joke. wow really? she may not be all the way over him but who is? some girls cant move past a boyfriend as quickly as others. im just like taylor in that way. leave the poor girl alone

  • Joanna

    stop shitting on taylor, SHE DIDN’T WRITE THE MONOLOGUE. yeah, she said she wrote the song. scripted. the SNL writers write every host’s monologue. and it’s a freaking joke. she’s famous, he’s famous, obviously it’s going to get mentioned. i bet if she only mentioned kanye nobody would care. chill out everyone. i love joe too but i don’t feel the need to call taylor a desperate stalker, etc, etc. learn how to take a joke.

  • Anonymous

    wow stfu asap kthanks
    are you like 12.. or just from the valley?
    do US ALL a favor and just stop.
    better yet dont stop.. cause your giving us all a great laugh!

  • Anonymous834287f9

    since when is joe more successful than taylor?
    didn’t read that anywhere, sorry
    but single-wise & album-wise
    Taylor OWNS the JoBros

  • Anonymous

    the jonas brothers hosted SNL back in Feb wth is she talking about? get over joe!

  • Anonymous:)

    Chill pills, people. Use them. And smile a bit. It’ll help. :)

  • Anonymissy

    So we can’t stick up for someone INCLUDED in this post?

    This IS a Joe vs. Taylor post, NOT just a Taylor Post.

    People have the right to deffend their opinion. (Mine? Taylor Swift = Epic Fail)

    Yep. I said it. I’m a hater. Get over it.

  • Anonymous

    Lmao. You know damn well most of you wouldn’t be over Joe if he was to break up with you and instantly be seen with another girl. None of you know how she feels and how in love she fell. People get over guys at different paces. If she’s not over it…why is that a crime? You all say Joe is sooooo amazing. So why is it a big deal that someone that actually knew that amaaazzzinggg guy still hurts for him?
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    it’s a crime because she only uses it for publicity. if she truly loved the guy and “fell so deep”, she would have wanted to grieve privately and actually kept it at a respectable level. instead, she did nothing but TRASH the guy left and right. clearly, she is not over it and although she doesnt necessarily have to be.. it’s getting SO old to still be using it for material.

  • Anonymous

    SNL IS FOR JOKES. SHE’S MAKING A JOKE. IT’S NOT SERIOUS. SHE’S NOT “OMG SO HEARTBROKEN OVER IT STILL.” STOP TELLING HER TO GET THE EFF OVER IT. SHE IS. SHE’S MAKING A JOKE. SHE JOKED ABOUT EVERY BIG THING SHE’S BEEN IN THE NEWS FOR. NOT JUST JOE. SO KINDLY HOP OFF HATERS.

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    Totaly agree with you!

    Finally! I’m sure she is over him, if you haven’t get it then what rock are u living under? SNL IS JOKES, JOKES AND MORE JOKES! Nothing else, she’s not heartbroken, it’s a joke, she’s sarcastic! Duh!

  • Emmy

    Okay, honestly guys.

    Just because you’re over something, doesn’t mean you can’t joke about it.

    I dated someone for a while when I was 14, and he cheated on me. I threw eggs all over him.

    That was FIVE YEARS AGO and my friends & I still joke about it on occasion.

    It’s something she’s known for. You’re pretty much right in saying the girl can’t sing, but she’s doing wicked well right now and you hating on her just looks a little pathetic.

    Joe doesn’t need you to hate his ex.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    People are overacting like seriously. If you can’t take jokes then don’t watch SNL. You obviously are too dull and too young to take a joke. Taylor did amazing on SNL and you hating on her because she mentioned your so called ”husband” Joe Jonas is showing you that you can’t not take a joke. Its a joke! SNL is a comedy show for a reason people!

  • Gemini

    yep thats kenan and taylor is back on

  • Kristen827

    this was freaking hilarious and priceless :)
    Love you tay <3

  • Save Nick Jonas

    AHHH GOD DAMN. YOU ALL SOUND LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRLS. BOTH Taylor and Jonas fan girls make me want to stab someone, defecate on their dead carcass and go streaking through a football field. Seriously, this whole battle should have ended 1 YEAR ago. I’m going to drop dead of a heart attack any time soon. Jesus christ. This is almost as stupid as the Demi/Selena drama.

  • Anonymous

    retard. their album debuted at #1.
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    Really? What was the title called? I dont think anyone besides Jonas fans know the name.

    What were the numbers on it? 300,000? Ouch.
    And lets not forget there OH SO SUCCESSFUL 3-D Movie! HAHAH

  • Anonymous

    how pathetic is she?
    get the fuck over joe and move on!
    how long is she going to talk about him??

  • Anonymous

    i LOVE how everyone is telling her she needs to get over it and that she is pathetic.
    Its a freaking JOKE. it was one joke along with 50 other jokes inside.
    and shes pathetic? I dont find breaking records pathetic.
    well call her what you want because she is twice as successful as the jonas brothers.

  • Emmy

    the SNL writers write every host’s monologue.

    the SNL writers write every host’s monologue.

    the SNL writers write every host’s monologue.

    Just felt that need to be repeated.

  • joeismylove

    am i the only one who didnt think the monologue was funny? some of the shits were though

  • Anonymous

    2 years? its only been a year

  • Anonymous

    omfg get over joe joans

  • Anonymous

    ONCE UPON A TIME
    I BELIEVE IT WAS A TUESDAY

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    BUT I’M DONE WITH SUPERSTARS.
    AND ALL THE TEARS ON HER GUITAR.

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    EVERYBODY ON HERE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN. I THOUGHT I WOULD GO ALONG WITH THE CAPITAL LETTERS THING.

  • Cherry

    omg You Joe stans are so far up Joe’s ass your mmissing the point. This is a joke. It’s a joke. She’s making fun of herself. She’s not saying she’s still hung up on it. It’s a joke poking fun at all the things she’s been in the news for. It’s not like she did an entire skit on it. Besides, it’s not like she wrote it. The writers did. You’re whole thing about her needing to “get over it” is invalid because she is. This was just a joke. You people need to learn how to take a joke.

    You just typed everything i wanted to type but was too lazy too.

    Thank you for that.

  • Anonymous

    lol I know. She was like Im doing really well and hosting SNL but im not gonna brag about that. and then the HA HA HA. That was so funny. Poor Joe though. Well they did guest perform on there didn’t they. oh waait but she did both LOL
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    Fail- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zdh4UOWZm8

  • Anonymous

    La la la, HA HA!

    Team Taylor (:

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO I love your picture!! EPIC!

  • Claire

    taylor swift is a friggen bitch. She talks about Joe Jonas and how she is doing ‘well’. She should look at Joe, he is doing way better than her. He is performing for sold out concerts like every night. Taylor Swift=nastyyy

  • Anonymous

    Uhm, the show has writers. I really doubt she wrote that. I think it was funny.

  • Emmy

    BOTH Taylor and Jonas fan girls make me want to stab someone, defecate on their dead carcass and go streaking through a football field

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    O_O

  • c

    Im sure if your boyfriend was a dog like joe and did such a dog thing to you, you would want to mention him.

  • Anonymus

    Taylor and Joe broke up about a year ago now and she doesn’t seem THAT over it.. But I still think it was funny. :P

  • really?

    Oh, God. I really prayed for this post to be lighthearted and fun, because that’s what i was thinking when I saw her on SNL. It’s part of a script, it’s HUMOR.
    They are just poking a little fun at her ‘biggest tabloid moments’. I’m a Jonas fan but you others who call her a ‘bitch who can’t get over it’ need to get your head of of Joe’s ass for a minute.

  • JonasxCyrus

    am i the only one who didnt think the monologue was funny? some of the shits were though
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    Lol. says the person with a joe jonas icon?
    It was funny:)

  • Anonymous

    youre amazing. you win at life. and wtf is that other girl talking about? im pretty sure him & his brothers treat women with the utmost respect.

    && youre so right about what happened. sure, we dont know everything that went down. but what do you expect when HE’S on tour and knows theyre drifting. he called to discuss the relationship and she hung up.

    “a phone call can only last as long as the other person permits it to.” – Joseph.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I really think people need glasses. They think because she mentions Joe, she is not over him! Your an idiot! Its a JOKE! Its SNL! Do not take it personally or seriously! Can’t you see she is moving on with Taylor L. Well Obvs you didn’t hear it! She saids a little bit about him maybe you were too busy hating on someone and you can’t take a stupid joke

  • Anonymous

    regardless if SNL wrote it, taylor said it and thats what ppl are going to go after…man ppl can be so stupid…no one cares who wrote it!
    and since she said it it just shows that she not over joe, she cant let it go.

  • CoinBears

    AHHH GOD DAMN. YOU ALL SOUND LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRLS. BOTH Taylor and Jonas fan girls make me want to stab someone, defecate on their dead carcass and go streaking through a football field. Seriously, this whole battle should have ended 1 YEAR ago. I’m going to drop dead of a heart attack any time soon. Jesus christ. This is almost as stupid as the Demi/Selena drama.
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    THIS! Yo, the girl is right. You should all grow up and stop fighting over something this petty.

  • cheskaberna

    FUCK YOU

  • Sallyflower

    LMFAO
    And Taylor Swift isn’t having hit records and selling out concerts either? Riiiiiiight. ;]
    She’s actually more respected…so sorry.

  • Anonymous

    Really? What was the title called? I dont think anyone besides Jonas fans know the name.

    What were the numbers on it? 300,000? Ouch.
    And lets not forget there OH SO SUCCESSFUL 3-D Movie! HAHAH

    really? who has to rerelease their album because they can’t come up with any other material than “i got dumped on the phone”? who is a stalking obsessive bitch that can’t get over anything? who needs to have friends that are 16 years old because no one wants to be near her? who needs to date a new guy every year because no guy can stand to be with her for any longer? who needs to just die already? oh yeah. HAHAHA.

  • Anonymous

    calling, because youre on the other side of the world, to discuss feeling and to be HONEST to a girl that youre not happy with anymore is a ‘dog’ thing to do? well, millions of men are nowdogs according to you. hmm.

  • Anonymous

    Ummmm. The Jonas Brothers already hosted SNL and he didn’t bash Taylor. Because he’s the “bigger person” and has moved on.

    Grow up Taylor, you’re starting to sound like a psycho ex. And you only dated him for a month…so that’s just creepy that you got that attached.

  • Anonymous

    ITS A SKIT GET OVER IT

  • lexi

    aww you poor prepubescent teen :(

    you do realize what you just said is complete bullshit, the jonas brothers have NEVER hosted saturday night live before. aha

    you also prove my point that most of these people have never watched snl before. either way your fucking jealous…

    taylor gets the hot boys, and your an obsessive jonas brothers fan.

    btw joe is not the “bigger person”
    hes actually a big DOUCHEBAG

    please stfu asap kthanks

  • Sallyflower

    People react to heartbreaks differently. She may have said a joke here and there…but she’s just a regular teenage girl. It’s normal for us to make jokes about the guy that breaks her heart. Oh well. She did it. No big deal. She doesn’t even mention him a lot.

  • andriaaaa.

    somanyhaters? said:

    HAHA. why are there so many haters everywhere?
    i find it so funny that haters find the time to watch the people THEY hate. haha.
    go get lives.

    ———

    I watch SNL no matter whos on it.
    I love taylor swift, but at the same time I hate her.

  • zomg.

    taylor with cornrows = automatic win, imo.

  • Whatevsss

    I get that it was a joke, but I think
    it was just not needed. That’s just me; and I hated the performnce.

  • Save Nick Jonas

    Joe should get life in prison for ruining her life

    =====

    If anything he made it 10x better with the good publicity she got after the breakup.

  • gAnonymogus

    I u idots really think joe ruined taylors life, than you guys need help. everyone gets broken up. you deal with it and ge over it. something taylor didn’t do yet. taylor= not even a bit funny

  • Anonymous

    If joe made a joe about it it WOULD be differnt, because he pretty much never sticks up for himself. Not with this, anyway.

    Because he didn’t even write a song about her. So he mentioned her in one, yes. But he didn’t even say anything bad about her. It was about some other girl being so much different. Yep.

  • Anonymous

    In what video does she make fun of him??

  • Anonymous

    classless piece of white trash. next!

  • Anonymous7777

    haa yeah i bet so too..they would prob all laugh at him if he dissed taylor or something..but how come its not funny the other way around? ojf. obsessed jonas fans. yeah some ppl need to grow up and learn what is a joke and what is meant to be laughed at

    the fact of the matter is… this “joke” was funny maybe the first hundred times she did it within the first week of the breakup. after that, it just got old and boring – like her. she needs new material because joe jonas can only keep her in the spot light for so long before people get tired of it.
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    Joe J. is keeping Taylor Swift in the spotlight – NOW that is HYSTERICAL! Joe & the rest of the JB can’t keep themselves in the spotlight unless one is “dating” Miley or Demi or Courtney Or Brenda, You JB fanatics are a riot! Taylor Swift has passed the jonas’ so far that the JB can’t be seen for the dust! Taylor Swift has sold the most records of anyone in the past 2 years – the only exception may turn out to be Michael Jackson. You JB fanatics should go flush yourselves down the toilet with them. This is a Taylor post so if you don’t like it GTFO!

  • Anonymous

    haa yeah i bet so too..they would prob all laugh at him if he dissed taylor or something..but how come its not funny the other way around? ojf. obsessed jonas fans. yeah some ppl need to grow up and learn what is a joke and what is meant to be laughed at

    the fact of the matter is… this “joke” was funny maybe the first hundred times she did it within the first week of the breakup. after that, it just got old and boring – like her. she needs new material because joe jonas can only keep her in the spot light for so long before people get tired of it.

  • Anonymous

    yeah i guess i do agree with that…i mean it made me laugh but maybe thats because i laugh at a lot of things and it doesnt take much to make me laugh haa :P but yeah it will eventually wear out

  • Anonymous

    I’m glad he ruined her life, she deserves it. He’s obviously doing fine___________Ruined her life? Taylor Album went 5x PLatinum while JB only went Gold! Even Miley already passed JB long ago and her EP came out 2 & 1/2 months later!
    ___________
    I wasn’t talking about their careers. I was talking about how they are as people, in which case Joe passes Taylor by 3000000 girraffes laying on their backs.
    Joe is happy, and loving, and kind, and Taylor’s moping on the corner trying to pretend she’s over Joe.

  • Anonymous

    Pretty sure it’s been a year not almost 2 years. Learn how to do Math. She wasn’t the person who wrote all of her monologue the SNL writers did, so you guys should really back off. Anyways, Joe had it coming to him. And all you teenies out there who say oh she can’t act and she’s reading off the prompter. If you paid any attention the actors on SNL even do that and pretty much every celebrity who guest stars on SNL does so as well. Plus SNL couldn’t make it too funny or racy because you teenies are watching. They realize that kids like you are going to be watching. Also, pretty sure all of you would be nervous too if you were on SNL. Being on SNL is a big deal and everyone would be nervous doing it their first time.

  • LizLovesJonas

    No its been almost 2 years… i rememeber cuz they were broken up in the summer of last years… Its like 2 months away from Chistmas… this means that ina a month or two, they will have been broken up for 2 years… dumbass…

  • ImNotAnnoying

    LMFAO! i laughed so hard at her monolouge. we all knew she was gonna say something about joe, so don’t tell her to get over it. it’s SNL…it makes fun of things.
    —-
    i guess but it was almost 2 years ago it did not really need to be talked about
    —————————————-
    It’s been a year and she talk about whatever she wants to. And it’s SNL. She was just being funny.
    —-
    i said it been alomost 2 years or so it does not matter if it was SNL it did not need to be talked about and just being funny she was not funny at ALL but hey thats just my oppion.

  • Tayloxoxxoxo`

    @SOMANYHATERS i didnt watch it I HATE HER why should i

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    Omg taylor still going on about joe. C’mon woman get over it !

  • Sadiezz

    Oh God.
    I can’t believe people are getting their panties in a twist over this.
    It was a joke.
    Calm down.

    I bet if Joseph made a joke about it, it would be just fine. :/

  • Anonymous

    Ugh. People are ridic. It’s a joke. hahah Laugh about it. She’s laughing about the situation. Poking fun at herself. She’s allowed to do that. She’s not trying to “ruin Joe’s life” anymore. She’s not obsessed with him either. Plus, SNL has writers that write the monologues. Taylor didn’t write it. You sound ridiculous hating on her when she didn’t even write the skit.

  • Anonymous

    i thought it was pretty fucking genius

  • FuzzyMcBuzzy

    What the heck is this crap…. its not funny in the slightest. Stupid America and their stupid humour!! Haha

  • Anonymous

    I’m glad he ruined her life, she deserves it. He’s obviously doing fine___________Ruined her life? Taylor Album went 5x PLatinum while JB only went Gold! Even Miley already passed JB long ago and her EP came out 2 & 1/2 months later!

  • pft.

    ps. she didnt call joe a douchebag if that is the issue everyone is having. the whole monologue was still hilar though. good stuff.

  • Syds.

    It was a joke. PLEASE stop obsessing over their breakup. If she wants to make a joke about him, she can. GET OVER IT.

  • increasetehhPEACE

    oh taylor. *rolls eyes*

  • Kelss.

    Joe should get life in prison for ruining her life

    ———-

    Lol is this sarcastic because..

  • gAnonymogus

    I u idots really think joe ruined taylors life, than you guys need help. everyone gets broken up. you deal with it and ge over it. something taylor didn’t do yet. taylor= not even a bit funny

  • captionunderpants

    So Joe cheated on her??

    DUCHEBAG

  • StarLightSTARbright

    DinoGirl said:

    What she said about Joe wasn’t really necessary.

    She didn’t give any new details to what happened, and she didn’t do herself any justice.
    It just made her look like an obsessive ex.
    Sorry.
    =/
    —-
    I agree!
    I understand that it’s SNL and they do jokes,but she always had to talk about it,so now it’s just annoying.

  • Anonymous

    What is the timing of when she mentioned Joe?
    I watched it twice and still didnt hear her mention joe. hahahaa.

  • Anonymous

    why are people saying it was “almost 2 yrs ago” when it was really just one yr ago?

  • Anonymous

    this fucking dyke needs to get the fuck over the fact that NO GUY CAN STAND TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER. AND THIS IS PROOF AS TO WHY!!!! fucking immature little brat. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. FOR FUCKS SAKE. god i hate this stupid fucking bitch.

  • Anonymous

    haa yeah i bet so too..they would prob all laugh at him if he dissed taylor or something..but how come its not funny the other way around? ojf. obsessed jonas fans. yeah some ppl need to grow up and learn what is a joke and what is meant to be laughed at

  • lisalionheart

    wtf taylor. :S

  • jjean

    Bunny business! Kenan is killing it as jennifer Hudson! LOL

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    Anonymous said:

    FUCK JOE FUCKING JONAS! HE IS A FUCKING GAY VIRGIN FAGGOT THAT SUCKS HIS DAD’S PENIS! FUCK YOU YOU RETARD!
    _________
    FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK !

  • Anonymous

    fuck you taylor how can she say that about the hot gorgeouse amazing sexy joe

    i oficially hate her more than i did beofore!!!!!!

    :p
    _________
    i cant tell if your being serious or not XD

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    no. looks like a cat.

  • Anonymous

    you know.. you guys are right. this is a show where you make jokes. and taylor swift and her life is the biggest joke out there. bravo.

  • Sadiezz

    Kenan Thompson as Jennifer Hudson=funny as hell.

    Kenan Thompson=funny as hell.

  • I’m sorry Taylor fans but this girl singing live is oh well let just say it’s an insult to other talent musician out there, i don’t know how you stand going to her concert!!!sorry just stating my opinion…freedom of speech!

  • Anonymous

    Here’s a big F you to whoever defends Joe. What he did to her was WRONG!!! and he should not be left alone without being punished.. he MUST learn to RESPECT women!!! He MUST!

  • Anonymous

    snl needs more black people. kenan can’t do every goddamn character.

  • Anonymous

    You all need to friggen RELAX.
    It was written for the show, for a good LAUGH.
    I love and adore Joe, but that was hilarious. If you don’t think it was, then something is wrong with you, lol. No offence.

    But this was for FUN as a JOKE.

    JJ>TS though…

    But once again, a JOKE.

  • Anonymous

    Well obviously she is if she’s breaking more than Say Now records. LMAO

  • Kelss.

    She’s a little obsessive and wierd, but a person’s decisions in life shouldn’t affect you being a fan of their music.

    Which is amazing by the way.

  • Anonymous

    Here’s a big F you to whoever defends Joe. What he did to her was WRONG!!! and he should not be left alone without being punished.. he MUST learn to RESPECT women!!! He MUST!

    ========

    Wow… He MUST learn to respect women? You weren’t there, you have NO clue what happened. There’s two sides to every story.

  • Anonymous

    Oh my, that video just proved she CAN’T sing! Goodness, I wonder how much they edit her voice. Oh gosh, that was just horrible.

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    lisa said:

    she looks like a mouse.
    _____
    I wouldnt say a mouse but.. i dunno. Too me she acted like a jerk in that video.

  • THETRUTH

    I’m in bed and on my phone.
    Guh sorry everyone.
    I always miss the good people and the good posts.
    Tomorrow night ill be on though:) looking forward to seeeinggg you! Goodnight

  • THETRUTH

    I’m in bed and on my phone.
    Guh sorry everyone.
    I always miss the good people and the good posts.
    Tomorrow night ill be on though:) looking forward to seeeinggg you! Goodnight

  • THETRUTH

    I’m in bed and on my phone.
    Guh sorry everyone.
    I always miss the good people and the good posts.
    Tomorrow night ill be on though:) looking forward to seeeinggg you! Goodnight

  • NICOLE .

    Pretending to roll your eyes while typing it on the computer makes me roll my eyes.

    ——————————-

    That doesn’t even make sense.

  • CORRUPTED

    It’s so tempting!

    I’m gonna wait til’ it airs on Tv.

  • twoisbetterthanonee<3

    plus,
    snl is a funny show. full of jokes.
    of course she talked about joe because its funny.

  • Kelss.

    BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    SHE NEEDS A LIFE SERIOUSLY

    YOU PEOPLE THINK THAT MILEY’S A BITCH
    I MEAN I DO HATE MILEY TOO BUT

    TAYLOR SWIFT IS JUST NATURALLY A FUCKIN BITCH

    THAT WAS SOOOOOOO MEANNN OF HER TO SAY

    AND IM NOT JUST SAYIN THAT CAUSE I LIKE JOE

    TAYLOR SWIFT NEEDS TO GROWWWWW UPPPPPPP

    ———–

    “Hey Joe, I’m doing fine.”

    You’re right. That was such a bitch thing to say. She could have at least said thank you at the end.

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    Kenan Thompson as Jennifer Hudson=funny as hell.

  • Gemini

    LOL you and you and you you’re going to pay me!!!! KENAN as JENNIFER HUSDON

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift is a piece of classless trash. joe won’t always be the topic of your publicity.. you WILL need to find your own light to shine on with.

  • karajonas

    joe was the one who broke up with her over the phone!!! he cheated on her!! i am a hugeee jonas fan and i still t think joe was stupid!

  • i hate taylor

    i freaking HATE taylor swift! she is so ugly and immature. get over the fact that your a fucking stalker when it comes to boyfriends. i love joe and im so happy he dumped her! oh and its kinda weird your dating someone with the same name…just saying.

  • Anonymous

    FUCK JOE FUCKING JONAS! HE IS A FUCKING GAY VIRGIN FAGGOT THAT SUCKS HIS DAD’S PENIS! FUCK YOU YOU RETARD!

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    There are no words to describe how pathetic this girl is.

    in her little monologue song. she cannot STOP mentioning him. and if shes over him but is trying to get every one to turn on him then you are such a bitch. get over the fact that he dumped you over the phone, its your fault you couldn’t handle it and hung up. in the monologue song when she sings “lalalala” she sounds like a screeching cat. even looks like one. i just hope she wont keep mentioning Kanye in every interview saying ” you mean the guy who ran up on stage while i was having my great vma (or whatever) moment and told everyone i didn’t deserve it?”
    i used to be a BIG fan before all of the Joe shit happened. pathetic.

  • Anonymous

    Kids calm down. Im pretty sure she’s over it already. She was just poking fun at him, along with Kanye and at herself and Taylor L. Its SNL thats what people do. They have fun with what happened in their lives. LOL you guys are pathetic and obviously have never watched SNL to know that it was a joke, Even if it happened a long time ago. She knew it was funny and a big deal in her life so she threw that in there. LOL

  • Anonymous

    you dont break up with someone over the phone. it’s just not right.

  • Anonymous

    AGREED! Thanks for making a point… taylor swift is not pretty,not talented, and a liar! everyone i know agrees
    —————————————-

    EW TAYLOR SWIFT!! Yes i’m a hater. Freak out.

    Joe did nothing wrong. SHE hung up on HIM. I’m so sick of hearing about this!

    TAYLOR SWIFT GET OVER YOURSELF.

    Taylor is worthless trash.

  • Nicky

    SO agree!!! :) she is really immature 4 doing this stupid mention of Joe Btw I LOVE JOE!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU.

  • Anonymous

    true true true i love joe and the jonas brothers….hate her

  • Anonymous

    are you mentally challenged?! what the fuck! taylor rocks! joe scks monkey balls and so do you bitch!

  • Anonymous

    How do you know that she hung up on him?
    NO ONE KNOWS. you werent there. its people like you who ruin there relationship in the first place by making up rumors.

  • Anonymous

    Joe is an asshole.
    The jonas brothers are a joke,
    -______-

    Taylor is actually talented :)

  • Anonymissy

    EW TAYLOR SWIFT!! Yes i’m a hater. Freak out.

    Joe did nothing wrong. SHE hung up on HIM. I’m so sick of hearing about this!

    TAYLOR SWIFT GET OVER YOURSELF.

    Taylor is worthless trash.

  • Anonymous

    thats exactly what I was thinking!

  • Anonymous

    why were you watching it if you think she is worthless trash

  • Anonymous

    Shut up u cow, you should grow up, TAYLOR SWIFT DID NOTHING WRONG!

  • karajonas

    joe was the one who broke up with her over the phone!!! he cheated on her!! i am a hugeee jonas fan and i still t think joe was stupid!

  • Anonymous

    okayy i completley agree taylor get over yourself u wuld be amazing if you would stop acting like a baby Joseph Adam Jonas did absolutley nothing to her.

  • Anonymous

    Yes, thank you. I thought i was the only one who thought that.
    I hate how she’s all ‘I think i disappoint people cause i’m too nice and not edgy enough.’
    SHUT UP YOU MANIPULATIVE BITCH YOU’RE NOT FRIGGIN NICE.

  • Anonymous

    i agree totallly(:

  • AWEOME GAL

    I AGREE WITH YOU ALL THE WAYYY!!! FINALLY ONE1 GETS ME!

  • laurennicole

    I SO AGREE WITH YOU 100%!! IM A TAYLOR HATER TOO!! SHE IS SUCH A BABY ABOUT THIS!! I LOVE JOE!!

  • Anonymous

    so true she is so overdramatic

  • Anonymise

    Yeah your right!
    I’m a Taylor hater too!
    And she needs to get over it and over herself!!
    Everyone hates Joe for it, but as you said, she hung up on him!

  • Anonymous

    Dude. You don’t even know what actually happened. Shut up.

  • AWEOME GAL

    I AGREE WITH YOU ALL THE WAYYY!!! FINALLY ONE1 GETS ME!

  • Kristen827

    Carpe Diem said:

    Your comment was sweet. I wish EVERYONE on this post would read this and be more like you. God Bless, xoxo
    ——————-
    who were u talking to lolz

    and to the person who said shit about taylors mom i wouldnt be talking have u seen the jonas brothers parents their both just as big as taylors mom atleast taylors dad is skinny :P

  • Charlotte-x-

    Call me crazy, or just ignore me altogether. But since people are saying Justin is the ‘new JB’, I think that Taylor is over promoting him and stuff on purpose? IDK.

    That’s what I thought! Selena is doing it too!
    Just think, the same time last year Taylor and Selena were all like,” Oh we love jb,they’re great guys” blah blah blah
    No offense to them, it’s just a theory.

    Mhmm. I agree.

  • qlwkejr

    may i just say snl is designed for people to joke aroung. Taylor was probably told she should mention joe because A. it would get a lot of laughs and B. it was in several headlines about her. Lets think about this her and joe dating was a huge deal last year so her putting in her opening monologue makes sense. back the heck off everyone. she was funny and i almost peed when she mentioned taylor lautner.

  • Anonymous

    ddlovato
    All Time Low with @chloebridges @jacvanek and @nicolebuckley! Duh. :)
    11 minutes ago from mobile web

    Is there a place called All Time Low or she’s just wasted drunk?

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I’m seriously really mad right now. Like, what a bitch she was.
    —–
    Who Taylor? Oh vey not another person.

  • Anonymous

    don’t blame taylor guys! joe is the only hot guy she’s ever dated and will ever date
    ——
    No. She already dates a much hotter guy now.
    —-

    Taylor Launter?

    ahah .. NO.

  • Kristen827

    and jonas fans are too busy sucking their dicks to see that they are assholes and heartbreakers so stfu. what are u people like 12??

  • Anonymous

    OH HELLLL NAWWW!!!

    That bitch did not juh-just do that to my BITCH.

    Oh hell naw. Oh hell naw.

    Imma tell yu all haters of JOE to suck my EFFING NUT just because she did that.

    STUPID BANANA LOOKING THING.

    And shut up you stupid fat shits on the chair.

  • ftooneta234

    hey guys watch this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gvcpb4_7ZQ&feature=channel
    The Pussycat Dolls copied SOS video at 2:59 xd

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    how can a little boy be the new jb when JB is a three person group band?

    rofl, people these days.

    true, I mean they can’t cut him into thirds or else he’d be dead and couldn’t possibly be the “New JB”
    I guess they’re gunna have to clone him.
    —-

    Ahhh, no! One of him is enough! I don’t need 3 of him singing about his shawty, lmao.

  • misguided gts.

    People are getting this too serious, i mean SNL is serious? NO, just get over it.. the SNL guys wrote the monologue.
    Geez, this is getting annoying.

  • Anonymous

    wow
    she cant get over joe
    so what is it about joe that she doesnt want to let go of? lol

  • lalala

    thats because joe is not allowed to mention taylor in interviews because of shitty disney :(
    ———————————-
    I highly doubt it’s because of disney, I mean Miley says pretty much whatever she wants and she doesn’t get in trouble.

    _____________
    maybe its JB’s management. i think they think they’ll lose fans if people know their dating.

  • djdj

    paha. bitch. she’s obviouly still obssessed by him. she sounds like a psycho.
    n if i were her and in the arms of taylor lautner i’d be straight over joe jonas to be honest.
    get over it bitch

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Taylor Launter? Lmfao, he looks like a duck! XD
    —-
    Taylor L is hot and not fake short and without legs like Nick
    ——

    Lmao at you…bringing down Nick to make Taylor look better. You didn’t HAVE to mention Nick in your comment, but you did so that Taylor could look better…which he’s not :)

  • Charlotte-x-

    how can a little boy be the new jb when JB is a three person group band?

    rofl, people these days.

    I know. Hence why I put it in ‘like this’. He’s not the new anything.

  • Kelss.

    ONCE UPON A TIME
    I BELIEVE IT WAS A TUESDAY

    ———-

    BUT I’M DONE WITH SUPERSTARS.
    AND ALL THE TEARS ON HER GUITAR.

    ———-

    EVERYBODY ON HERE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN. I THOUGHT I WOULD GO ALONG WITH THE CAPITAL LETTERS THING.

    ———-

    IT MAKES YOU FEEL WARM AND SMOOTH SIMONTANEOUSLY.

  • Anonymous

    it’s a band

  • JonasxCyrus

    thats because joe is not allowed to mention taylor in interviews because of shitty disney :(
    ———————————-
    I highly doubt it’s because of disney, I mean Miley says pretty much whatever she wants and she doesn’t get in trouble.
    ——
    Beacause Miley is disney’s moneymaker and they don’t want to piss her off.

  • Anonymous

    AND WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

    MILEY >>>>>> TAYLOR

    END OF MY BLOODY DRIPPING PERIOD, VAGINA.

  • Anonymous

    lol what? they can’t like new people without being accused?

    ohmygod.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know how many of you realize she was joking. And if her next lyric was about being better off, then she obviously still wasn’t crying over him. Also, would she really still be complaining about Joe if she is dating Taylor Lautner? Also, I think she is a good singer.

  • CoinBears

    I hope some of you know that the douchebag comment was directed at the guy she wrote ‘Should’ve Said No’ for. And not Joe.

  • Goldengal11

    I saw that movie this summer and I was seriously grossed out when the “little girl” broke her arm.
    __________________

    I actually predicted the twist. Once she came down the stairs, and she had that black dress on with the makeup, it all came back to me. From the “I get it, you like to fuck”. And the “I’ll cut your little prick off”. I knew that she wasn’t what she said she was.

  • ftooneta234

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKjpq38aeaM

    this is an interview of joe jonas talking about Changing much better lyrics.. he didn’t bash taylor ;) how classy!

  • ssexybeast

    Haha, isn’t it fun to reminisce on the old days?
    And I’ve always been Team Miley and Mandy, but I didn’t bash the JB because of it, lol.

    But about Nick in the Burnin Up music video, I thought he was hot there, but during the tour, I didn’t. :P

    no, I feel ashamed of myself. =[
    If you only knew some of the things I used to say. And I thought Nick looked depressed/very skinny during that tour.Not very attractive,I agree. But he got WAY hotter towards the end of the year

  • Kourtney

    ugh, as soon as I heard her say that on SNL I was like I know this is going to be on oceanup and people are going to be freaking out. I was right. What she said was a joke people, it was a skit for SNL. she was poking fun at herself.

  • Anonymous

    EVERYBODY IS FIGHTING …… For what!? How is this all gonna help? Seriously. I understand we all are talking about our own opinions but these oceanup commenters take it too far. Like it’s the end of the world. Let’s stop obsessing over peoples lives and let’s start focusing on things that matter in life. Last time I checked, taylors lovelife isint gonna change the world. I have never left an oceanup comment in my life , because I always see it as a waste of time. And as I may be wasting my time
    right now, I might as well make something good out of it. I encourage everyone to make a new years goal to never post a comment on oceanup regarding something rude. Try it and see how it makes a difference in your life. Because believe me guys, it will

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Gloves are off..

    that was some fighting words..lol

    2009 is her year..2010 is almost here

    Fearless has won accolodes and has had endless airplay…

    but 2010 brings another day..

    A day with out hearing Taylor on the Radio is like Christmas all day long…

    A day with out love story or any other of her tunes is somthing for which the masses have longed…

    A day with country as country should be..when Carrie Underwood gets her due….

    Is a day that many seek and look foward too..

    So kick Joe to the side Taylor and do it time and time again..and look into your plaques..for its all ending soon

    Your time at the top is sliding to a stop and you cant hold that position..forever and always..so count your days for another is coming and some are seeing through you..as some of us JB lovers do..

    Go on Ellen when you come out with your album no 2..what scandal can you share what ‘guy’ so called lied to you..get over it..get on with it…I have a new cover for your next CD..

    instead of Fearless..its My Bullshit…by Taylor Swifty

  • huuthshitt

    OH HELLLL NAWWW!!!

    That bitch did not juh-just do that to my BITCH.

    Oh hell naw. Oh hell naw.

    Imma tell yu all haters of JOE to suck my EFFING NUT just because she did that.

    STUPID BANANA LOOKING THING.

    And shut up you stupid fat shits on the chair.

    AND WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

    MILEY >>>>>> TAYLOR

    END OF MY BLOODY DRIPPING PERIOD, VAGINA.

    OH HELLLL NAWWW!!!

    That bitch did not juh-just do that to my BITCH.

    Oh hell naw. Oh hell naw.

    Imma tell yu all haters of JOE to suck my EFFING NUT just because she did that.

    STUPID BANANA LOOKING THING.

    And shut up you stupid fat shits on the chair.

    AND WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

    MILEY >>>>>> TAYLOR

    END OF MY BLOODY DRIPPING PERIOD, VAGINA.

  • Anonymous

    aww you poor prepubescent teen :(

    you do realize what you just said is complete bullshit, the jonas brothers have NEVER hosted saturday night live before. aha

    you also prove my point that most of these people have never watched snl before. either way your fucking jealous…

    taylor gets the hot boys, and your an obsessive jonas brothers fan.

    btw joe is not the “bigger person”
    hes actually a big DOUCHEBAG

    please stfu asap kthanks

    THIS.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    and jonas fans are too busy sucking their dicks to see that they are assholes and heartbreakers so stfu. what are u people like 12??
    ——-

    So because they’ve been through breakups, they’re jerks? Um, no.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    They can’t be like me because they’re not awesome enough. No, but really they can’t get past the whole Taylor/Joe thing of last year enough to actually get a joke. I like both Joe and Taylor so I am not going to pick sides. But if I found a joke funny, then it’s funny. Simple as that.
    ——
    If Joe said something about Taylor I would laugh about it. Its when he wrote about much Better the song. No one gave a shit. But when Taylor wrote about Joe everyone shat in their pants. So if Joe does something its fine but if Taylor does something its is like a crime

  • YouBelongWithMe

    LOL FATASS ANDREA SWIFT WAS TO BUSY EATING TWINKIES TO TEACH HER DAUGHTER ANYTHING.
    ——
    Rude. I am fat, you got a problem with that?

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    aww you poor prepubescent teen :(

    you do realize what you just said is complete bullshit, the jonas brothers have NEVER hosted saturday night live before. aha

    you also prove my point that most of these people have never watched snl before. either way your fucking jealous…

    taylor gets the hot boys, and your an obsessive jonas brothers fan.

    btw joe is not the “bigger person”
    hes actually a big DOUCHEBAG

    please stfu asap kthanks

    THIS.
    —-
    Nope.

  • lisalionheart

    Call me crazy, or just ignore me altogether. But since people are saying Justin is the ‘new JB’, I think that Taylor is over promoting him and stuff on purpose? IDK.

    That’s what I thought! Selena is doing it too!
    Just think, the same time last year Taylor and Selena were all like,” Oh we love jb,they’re great guys” blah blah blah
    No offense to them, it’s just a theory.

    Mhmm. I agree.
    ____
    omj i see it know. Eurgh thanks taylor and selena. What a way to stab jb in the back. :|

  • WTF. Taylor for the win

    Okay, you gotta admit that monologue song a.k.a LA-LA-LA was really adorable, wouldn’t be any better if Taylor swift is not the one who sang that song!
    as for the anti-fans who say its booring… I say, “are you kidding me? You should open your eye balls a little bit and turn-on your sense of humor even once”

    All the juiciest info plus the firelight video: Twilight Spoof: http://bit.ly/taylor-swift-on-SNL-monologue-song-plus-firelight-video

    Never seen Swift as a vampire… LOL..peace out!

  • Anonymous

    taylor…taylor…taylor…we all can CLEARLY see now that you are not over joe jonas…pity!

  • pft.

    i would like her much better if she would just drop the whole break up..how long does need to keep this shit up?

    nothings being kept up. its a joke. justin timberlake did the same thing for an entire skit. and thats what? 10 years later. there really is no reason to trip out over it. im almost positive joe could care less, so why do you?

  • Anonymous

    in a recent interview didnt joe say ‘taylor swift is lovely’
    i thought they were over this…..it doesnt matter if the SNL writers wrote it. SHE SHOULDVE SAID NO haha it doesnt bother me about the breaking up with me phone call blah blah blah it bothers me that she called him a douche.

  • Anonymous

    Call me crazy, or just ignore me altogether. But since people are saying Justin is the ‘new JB’, I think that Taylor is over promoting him and stuff on purpose? IDK

    OMG yes.– OH HELL YES! She wants Jonas over and gone!

  • Anonymous

    me >>>>>>>>>>>> you

  • Anonymous

    My favorite scene is when Taylor and her roommate do the hand shake
    _____________________

    rofl, my face hurt from laughing so much at that scene.

  • Anonymous

    amandanne said:
    I’d have a hard time getting over getting dumped by Joe Jonas, too.

    ____________

    you and me both.

  • Goldengal11

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    I’m seriously really mad right now. Like, what a bitch she was.
    —–
    Who Taylor? Oh vey not another person.
    ____________

    Nooo, I’m talking about the “little girl” in Orphan.

  • Anonymus

    Jonas fans are crazy, obsessive PSYCHOPATHS!

  • meli:]!!

    Anonymous said:

    every time i start liking taylor swift , i start hating her again because she does stupid shit like this . i wish she would let it goo !! GET OVERRRRR IT. its been like FOREVER, he moved on twice , why can’t you .,
    GOSH SHE REALLLY IS A STUPID BITCH .
    If i was taylor launter ( “boyfriend”)
    i would be pissed that she always mentions it and dwells over it .

    LOOOKKK TAYLLOOOOOR, HE DOESN’T WANT YOU I THINK HE MADE THAT VERRRRRRRRRY CLEAR.

    BITCH.

    =================
    JESUS CHRIST! i know! i totally agree with you. i was just starting to be okay with her but this was honestly the last straw. i have no respect for her. she needs a life asap. and even if i didnt like her id at least admit she could sing but unfortunately for her she has absolutely NO talent. she needs to stop whining and bitching and starting focusing all that energy on moving the hell on. it got old over a year ago. enough already.

  • Anonymous

    TAYLOR GET OVER JOE!

  • Anonymous

    i will support her no matter what. i find the things she said about joe hilarious. i am so madly in love with joe you should see the things i say about him. but when you put taylor against joe im going to take taylors side because of what shes done for me.
    I know it’s sad but to me one of the worst things in the world is finally realizing youre not going to marry or even come close to dating a jonas brother. you dont know how much it sucks. i was so in love with these guys that when i realized that, i cried myself to sleep for about a month straight every night.
    ive been bullied, ive been screwed over by a guy, i am an outsider, i was insecure and these are all things that taylor writes about. she basically went through what im going through right now and to have hugged someone who has made me who i am today is the most amazing thing and i will always love her. she’s my hero. yes i love the jonas brothers but she will always come first.
    ————————————
    I still don’t understand how they hurt you.
    They didn’t really do anything to you. So in a way you hurt yourself by setting it up thinking they were gonna marry you.

    I’m sorry, but i still don’t understand how your team Taylor when what your saying has nothing to do with the break up.

  • Anonymous

    aww you poor prepubescent teen :(

    you do realize what you just said is complete bullshit, the jonas brothers have NEVER hosted saturday night live before. aha

    you also prove my point that most of these people have never watched snl before. either way your fucking jealous…

    taylor gets the hot boys, and your an obsessive jonas brothers fan.

    btw joe is not the “bigger person”
    hes actually a big DOUCHEBAG

    please stfu asap kthanks

    THIS.
    —-
    Nope.
    ___________

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Haha, isn’t it fun to reminisce on the old days?
    And I’ve always been Team Miley and Mandy, but I didn’t bash the JB because of it, lol.

    But about Nick in the Burnin Up music video, I thought he was hot there, but during the tour, I didn’t. :P

    no, I feel ashamed of myself. =[
    If you only knew some o the things I used to say. And I thought Nick looked depressed/very skinny during that tour.Not very attractive,I agree. But he got WAY hotter towards the end of the year
    ——-

    Yes, at the 2008 VMA’s, I was like, “damn…thank God for his haircut.” Haha, I love Nick’s hair short :)

  • Anonymous

    Poor poor Taylor Lautner

    That’s what you get for rejecting Selena

  • Anonymous
  • YouBelongWithMe

    Gloves are off..

    that was some fighting words..lol

    2009 is her year..2010 is almost here

    Fearless has won accolodes and has had endless airplay…

    but 2010 brings another day..

    A day with out hearing Taylor on the Radio is like Christmas all day long…

    A day with out love story or any other of her tunes is somthing for which the masses have longed…

    A day with country as country should be..when Carrie Underwood gets her due….

    Is a day that many seek and look foward too..

    So kick Joe to the side Taylor and do it time and time again..and look into your plaques..for its all ending soon

    Your time at the top is sliding to a stop and you cant hold that position..forever and always..so count your days for another is coming and some are seeing through you..as some of us JB lovers do..

    Go on Ellen when you come out with your album no 2..what scandal can you share what ‘guy’ so called lied to you..get over it..get on with it…I have a new cover for your next CD..

    instead of Fearless..its My Bullshit…by Taylor Swifty
    ———
    I know you dislike her but you honestly have to do this. You know better than this.

  • TSis a bitch

    She is such a b!tch and a loser. Class makes you a winner, and she has none. Anyone whose still talking about it after a year has psycho problems. Venom hate and B!tchiness are so unattractive.

    She’s a b!tch.

    B!tch.
    B!tch.
    B!tch.
    B!tch.

  • Anonymous

    hotter? will you elaborate on that? Taylor Lautner is just a body.. nothing more. He wasn’t supposed to be on the New Moon coz he doesn’t define what Jacob Black is in the novel. Both Taylor’s deserve each other. Mickey mouse and Minnie mouse. Rat-faced.
    ———-
    Taylor is younger than Joe (change my gf like my underpants) but much more mature. And he is an actor with a great future while Joes carrer is going down the drain.
    Good choice Taylor. And Taylor.

  • Anonymous

    JonasCyrusSwiftGomez said:

    *gasp!* How could you hate them? Haha.
    I actually think Joe was pretty hot during the Burnin Up tour actually. Nick and Kevin weren’t that cute to me though. (I know, I was blind) But now they’re all fricken sexy :D

    I was team Miley and Mandy girl! Lmao, I was a super fan….everything JB did, I criticized lol it was actually quite funny actually.I thought Nick looked super hot in Burning Up, I was like damn when I first saw it, then I found out who Selena Gomez was and become pissed because I thought Nick ditched Miley for her. OMG, my teenie days are coming back to me.
    ———

    Haha, isn’t it fun to reminisce on the old days?
    And I’ve always been Team Miley and Mandy, but I didn’t bash the JB because of it, lol.

    But about Nick in the Burnin Up music video, I thought he was hot there, but during the tour, I didn’t. :P

    me too.

    Nick in the Burnin Up music video = walking sex

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Okay if you are taking the monologue too seriously, this is showing us and you the following things:
    1) You can’t take a joke
    2) You are too young
    3) Too obsessed with JB and hate Taylor Swift for some odd stupid retarded reason

    You need to realize that SNL is on at night for a reason. So some immature tennies don’t watch it. And because you won’t get the joke. And you obviously don’t get the joke and you are taking it too seriously. Its a comedy show, okay! Its all a joke! GO TO BED!

  • joeismylove

    uh.. she admitted to taylor lautner! doesnt anyone care about that?

  • Cherry

    hats because joe is not allowed to mention taylor in interviews because of shitty disney :(
    ———————————-
    I highly doubt it’s because of disney, I mean Miley says pretty much whatever she wants and she doesn’t get in trouble.
    ——
    Beacause Miley is disney’s moneymaker and they don’t want to piss her off.
    —-

    LOL i just thought of when Miley called Mitchel a “dick” HAHA.

  • Hibz

    I kind of agree with you. Not saying she is one, but god damn she’s making herself look like one.

  • Anonymous

    don’t blame taylor guys! joe is the only hot guy she’s ever dated and will ever date

    i agree that joe is hot and everything, but you guys are obessing over him much more than taylor, and yes, she will find another man who is as good as joe or even better.
    joe is not god.

    totaly agree with you.

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    eurgh stupid Justin BearBelly.

  • Anonymous

    she was hilarious. i loved it. she did really good. i’m impressed

  • Anonymous

    Uhhhhh how about everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP. Jonas fans are going for the kill tonight. And this is coming from one. You do realize you’re partly the reason no one respects them. Eff it.

  • Kristen827

    disney controls everyone on it. selena and miley have to pretend they like each other. none of them are allowed to say certain things in their interviews. even demi admitted all the crap disney makes them do in an interview cause its true

  • Anonymous

    What a stupid idiot she is

  • Anonymous

    am i the only one who HATES taylor L and taylor S together?

    ….no? ok =[

  • Cherry

    ouBelongWithMe said:

    Taylor will get nomatined and going to win ALOT this year:) This is the year of the Swift!
    ——-
    Next stop is CMA’S. I am going to miss Glee but its soo worth it.
    *******
    OMG CMA’s! so excited!!! and Lindsey, I love that I found out on SNL that she is going to be performing at the AMA’s. yessss
    ——–
    Now all we need to know if she gets some grammy noms:) im so excited!!!!!
    Can’t wait for the CMA too!
    —-

    Let’s hope she wins “Video of the year” GOD she deserves it! I can’t wait to watch her perform.

  • Anonymous

    Rare pics of Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez!

    Source

    —–

    CUTE! nice site :)

  • Anonymous

    (replying to this) – Nov 8, 2009 @ 12:40 am
    Chloex said:

    dude. i seriously cant wait for Nick Jonas to go solo with his career!!! so excited, he’s gonna rock. :D

    watch out for 2 crazy bitches jackie and mimi

  • Anonymous

    now i’ve got some enemies
    now they’re all friends suddenly
    “Bff’s eternally”

  • Kristen827

    i hate selena fans. i hate demi fans. i hate miley fans. i especially hate jonas fans. but i absolutely love taylor fans <3

    whatevs youre all just jealous….taylor is still on top no matter what you say :P

    EVERYONE JUST IGNORE THE JONAS FANS THEYRE JUST JEALOUS :P

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  • YouBelongWithMe

    Nooo, I’m talking about the “little girl” in Orphan.
    —-
    OMG I know the girl who played her.

  • Ewwww

    I really could care less about her except when she opens her big ugly mouth I feel compelled to comment.

    She definitely acts like a two yaer old. Get over it skank. No matter what you say, you clearly aren’t.

    I am so sick of hearing her songs on the radio. Sooooo OVERPLAYED.

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    and yes i am aware that i spelt his name wrong.

  • Led Zep fan xoxo

    Kristen827 said:

    Carpe Diem said:

    Your comment was sweet. I wish EVERYONE on this post would read this and be more like you. God Bless, xoxo
    ——————-
    who were u talking to lolz

    and to the person who said shit about taylors mom i wouldnt be talking have u seen the jonas brothers parents their both just as big as taylors mom atleast taylors dad is skinny :

    ====

    Andrea Swift is beautiful and so is Denise Jonas.

  • AnonymousLovesJoe

    She was just having fun?!

    Oh please she’s an attention slut, just trying to get more pity to boost her record sales again. She is pathetic

  • Anonymous

    aww you poor prepubescent teen :(

    you do realize what you just said is complete bullshit, the jonas brothers have NEVER hosted saturday night live before. aha

    you also prove my point that most of these people have never watched snl before. either way your fucking jealous…

    taylor gets the hot boys, and your an obsessive jonas brothers fan.

    btw joe is not the “bigger person”
    hes actually a big DOUCHEBAG

    please stfu asap kthanks

    THIS.
    —-
    Nope.
    ___________

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D
    ________________________________

    Jonas fans are crazy, obsessive PSYCHOPATHS!

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    *gasp!* How could you hate them? Haha.
    I actually think Joe was pretty hot during the Burnin Up tour actually. Nick and Kevin weren’t that cute to me though. (I know, I was blind) But now they’re all fricken sexy :D

    I was team Miley and Mandy girl! Lmao, I was a super fan….everything JB did, I criticized lol it was actually quite funny actually.I thought Nick looked super hot in Burning Up, I was like damn when I first saw it, then I found out who Selena Gomez was and become pissed because I thought Nick ditched Miley for her. OMG, my teenie days are coming back to me.
    ———

    Haha, isn’t it fun to reminisce on the old days?
    And I’ve always been Team Miley and Mandy, but I didn’t bash the JB because of it, lol.

    But about Nick in the Burnin Up music video, I thought he was hot there, but during the tour, I didn’t. :P

    me too.

    Nick in the Burnin Up music video = walking sex
    —–

    Hell yes. Mmm, when he wore that red suit thing. Oh yes…

    Lmao, I sound so creepy xD

  • Anonymous

    http://pixiedust40.tumblr.com/

    vintage Nick J pic is on this site! and some vintage selena and Miley.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    aww you poor prepubescent teen :(

    you do realize what you just said is complete bullshit, the jonas brothers have NEVER hosted saturday night live before. aha

    you also prove my point that most of these people have never watched snl before. either way your fucking jealous…

    taylor gets the hot boys, and your an obsessive jonas brothers fan.

    btw joe is not the “bigger person”
    hes actually a big DOUCHEBAG

    please stfu asap kthanks

    THIS.
    —-
    Nope.
    ___________

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D
    ________________________________

    Jonas fans are crazy, obsessive PSYCHOPATHS!
    ———-

    Says the person who brags about Miley.

  • Anonymous

    you guys are seriously jumping to conclusions.

    so what if taylor and selena are promoting JB? weren’t they fading BEFORE justin came?

  • Anonymous

    joe must be smiling b/c she cant stop talking about him!
    get the fuck over him girl!

  • TrueBlue

    Anonymous said:

    ddlovato
    All Time Low with @chloebridges @jacvanek and @nicolebuckley! Duh. :)
    11 minutes ago from mobile web

    Is there a place called All Time Low or she’s just wasted drunk?

    —–

    Uh All Time Low is a band. So I’m guessing she’s at their concert right now.

  • Cherry

    disney controls everyone on it. selena and miley have to pretend they like each other. none of them are allowed to say certain things in their interviews. even demi admitted all the crap disney makes them do in an interview cause its true
    —–

    I am just going to bring it out here: Miley seems to do and say whatever the fuck she wants.

  • Charlotte-x-

    Oh, Taylor. You make it so easy to hate you.

  • Anonymous

    If you only knew some of the things I used to say. And I thought Nick looked depressed/very skinny during that tour.Not very attractive,I agree. But he got WAY hotter towards the end of the year. _________ lol thats when he broke up with Selena. I agree Nick wasnt happy during the Burning Up Tour . Nick looked the HOTTEST in Feb 2009 Now , not so hot as before.

  • Anonymous

    —— love it! She’s such a great girl. I think that it’s extremely important to
    Poke fun of ourselves and never take anything too seriously. Period.

  • Anonymous

    WHOEVER said Joe is worse than Chris Brown ugh NO HE IS NOT! OMG.
    btw taylor I am pretty sure Jonas Brothers hosted SNL before you .
    *****
    and that would matter that they hosted before her why? was “who can host saturday night live first, JB or Taylor” a contest that I never heard about? by the way, the jonas brothers have not hosted snl, they were the musical guest. so guess what? taylor won. :)
    ______________________

    JONAS BROTHERS PERFORMED DID NOT HOST
    JONAS BROTHERS PERFORMED DID NOT HOST
    JONAS BROTHERS PERFORMED DID NOT HOST
    JONAS BROTHERS PERFORMED DID NOT HOST
    JONAS BROTHERS PERFORMED DID NOT HOTS

    THE PERFORMED BUT DIDN’T HOST. ALEC BALDWIN WAS THE HOST. THEY JUST ACTED ON A SKIT WITH HIM. WHICH MOST PERFORMS DO, BUT THEY DID NOT PERFORM. LMAO

  • Goldengal11

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    Nooo, I’m talking about the “little girl” in Orphan.
    —-
    OMG THAT IS THE GIRL THAT WAS IN IT.
    _________________

    Huh?

  • Anonymous

    JOE JONAS = ROYAL DOUCHEBAG
    JOE JONAS = ROYAL DOUCHEBAG
    JOE JONAS = ROYAL DOUCHEBAG

  • joeismylove

    AHHH GOD DAMN. YOU ALL SOUND LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRLS. BOTH Taylor and Jonas fan girls make me want to stab someone, defecate on their dead carcass and go streaking through a football field. Seriously, this whole battle should have ended 1 YEAR ago. I’m going to drop dead of a heart attack any time soon. Jesus christ. This is almost as stupid as the Demi/Selena drama

    I feel the same way!

  • CoinBears

    ddlovato
    All Time Low with @chloebridges @jacvanek and @nicolebuckley! Duh. :)
    11 minutes ago from mobile web

    Is there a place called All Time Low or she’s just wasted drunk?
    ===
    Please tell me you just wrote that as a joke or something. All Time Low is a band, which has a show tonight.

  • Anonymous17

    if any of you actually watched it she spoke about the things she has been asked about the most.
    Joe
    Taylor L
    Kanye West
    thats why she said “im not gonna talk about that”
    it was to make people laugh give the girl a break! it was SNL! if you’ve ever watched the show this is what they do! what did you expect taylor swift to talk about on SNL?! the stuff that was in the news the most! i thought it was funny, and she was probably told to bring up stuff that would bring attention to the show, like in the promo they brought up kanye! All you Jonas brothers fans need to calm down

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Okay, Jackie is officially here. I’m out! Bye!

  • ssexybeast

    Ahhh, no! One of him is enough! I don’t need 3 of him singing about his shawty, lmao.

    Haha,Then they’re going to have to clone Selena and Taylor to promote the other two Justins and The Taylors could attack Joe from every angle-literally. We can’t let this happen…

  • CoinBears

    ddlovato
    All Time Low with @chloebridges @jacvanek and @nicolebuckley! Duh. :)
    11 minutes ago from mobile web

    Is there a place called All Time Low or she’s just wasted drunk?
    ===
    Please tell me you just wrote that as a joke or something. All Time Low is a band, which has a show tonight.

  • Anonymous

    Definitely don’t like her.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Justin BOOGER

  • Anonymous

    I was (at one point) a huge Taylor Swift and Jonas Brothers fan.

    But I don’t enjoy BASHING from any star. I think it’s inappropriate. What happens in private should stay in private.

    It is now glaringly obvious that any guy Taylor dates always ends up being the “bad guy” no matter who it is. Hmmmm. Kinda makes you think.

    I was starting to think that maybe Taylor had gotten over her 1 month relationship with Joe (yeah….1 month), but here we are more than a year later and she’s still bashing him. Tasteless.

    Taylor, you lost a fan in me. Truly disappointed. Please show some maturity. Joe is no longer a teenager, and you are almost 20 yourself. Time to grow up.

  • Anonymous

    20 bucks says that all these Taylor haters have You Belng With Me on their iPod or as their myspace song. Really the only pathetic people on this post are those who are worshipping Joe or Taylr. And WTF@those saying Taylor hung up, where you fucking there? o_o you sound like an idiotic lowlife.

  • Anonymous

    selena supports taylor on snl
    which means she also thinks jb are royal douchebags love you sel

  • Anonymous

    TAYLOR SWIFT DOESNT WRITE THE MATERIAL FOR SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE – THE WRITERS DO THAT.

    THE HOST WILL JUST TELL THEM IF ANYTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND TAYLOR WENT IN SAYING NOTHING WAS OFF LIMTS – SHE WAS FULLY IN.

    The writers wrote the stuff about Joe and it was funny.

  • Save Nick Jonas

    TrueBlue said:

    Save Nick Jonas

    I’m sorry but.. save him from what exactly? The boy isn’t actually as innocent as he seems

    ====

    Ever heard of ‘mileysavefuzzy’ on twitter?
    It’s a joke, Miley stan.

  • Led Zep fan xoxo

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    Nooo, I’m talking about the “little girl” in Orphan.
    —-
    OMG THAT IS THE GIRL THAT WAS IN IT.

    ====

    The girl who plays the Orphan, ‘Isabelle Furham’ is sooooo pretty in real life. She is so incredibly talented too, I can’t believe she is only 12. Move over Dakota!

  • Anonymous

    Uhm is this real or a phonny?

    http://twitter.com/JoshhhCole

    :S

  • YouBelongWithMe

    i have absolutely NO respect for this girl. any ounce i had left for her was immediately burned when she said that. what a fucking twat. get the fuck over it. and im pretty sure joe doesnt like whinny untalented little bitches who can’t let go of the past and strives for attention. Taylor feeds off of sympathy thats how she got most her fans anyways. this bitch can’t even sing.

    You can’t take a joke for shit. Its a comedy skit. Get a life! Stop being such a bitch

  • Xiomy

    Kristen827 said:

    i love how people are like “it’s been a year now she should grow up and get over it” when nick broke up with miley 2 years ago and she still aint over it so stfu. mileys been doing tha same damn shit.

    youre all just so jealous it’s hilarious.

    —-

    Yeah, Miley is the one who wrote Before The Storm.
    Miley is the one who sang “Don’t want to lose her, don’t let her go.”
    Miley is the one who flew half country to see Nick.
    Miley is the one who mentioned him and their reconnection in every freaking interview.

    What an obssesive bitch.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    ddlovato
    All Time Low with @chloebridges @jacvanek and @nicolebuckley! Duh. :)
    11 minutes ago from mobile web

    Is there a place called All Time Low or she’s just wasted drunk?

    ________________________

    all time low is a band =]

  • Cherry

    HAHA i know :)

    To bad i am not one of them LOL
    —————————–
    so do you think that some of the outfits and the way she dances on stage aren’t exactly appropriate?
    —-

    LMAO OF course i do.

    Personally i don’t find the dancing bad for a party and on tour she doesn’t really dance inappropriate. Bu the way she danced on the TCA and that one time with that boy on stage was bad.
    ———————————-
    i think that the sign of a true fan though. you don’t have to agree or support everything that the person does but you can still a fan. if you can admit that they made mistakes instend of seeing them on a high pedestal and still be a fan, i think tha tthe sign of a true fan.
    ——

    Just want to add that i hate when people say “that’s normal” because HELLO we all have different diff. of the word. What’s normal for me may not be normal for you. Same with Miley. Plus if she is so normal than why can’t you admit that not all she does it right? Also i hate when they say “All teens do that” because…….let me say it like this: if i wore those shorts Miley wears on tour my parents would slap the shit out of me and i a 17.

    I love her the way she is with the mistakes included.

    ^^^
    Sorry for typing that in a Taylor post.

  • valeria

    This morning I and my sister to see Nck joe, courtney in Turin, them to go with 2 bodyguards, Nick with hat and sunglasses

    Nick not was sick and in bed?

  • increasetehhPEACE

    No. She already dates a much hotter guy now
    _
    and how would you know that?

  • Charlotte-x-

    *gasp!* How could you hate them? Haha.
    I actually think Joe was pretty hot during the Burnin Up tour actually. Nick and Kevin weren’t that cute to me though. (I know, I was blind) But now they’re all fricken sexy :D

    I was team Miley and Mandy girl! Lmao, I was a super fan….everything JB did, I criticized lol it was actually quite funny .I thought Nick looked super hot in Burning Up, I was like damn when I first saw it, then I found out who Selena Gomez was and become pissed because I thought Nick ditched Miley for her. OMG, my teenie days are coming back to me.

    I never thought you would of been like that, haha.

  • Anonymous

    OOPS I FORGOT THE WORD WELL. LOL

  • Goldengal11

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    Nooo, I’m talking about the “little girl” in Orphan.
    —-
    OMG I know the girl who played her.
    _______________

    Tell her that she’s one hell of an actress. Cause I don’t ever want to see her again. She played that role TOO well.

  • Anonymous

    Call me crazy, or just ignore me altogether. But since people are saying Justin is the ‘new JB’, I think that Taylor is over promoting him and stuff on purpose? IDK.

    That’s what I thought! Selena is doing it too!
    Just think, the same time last year Taylor and Selena were all like,” Oh we love jb,they’re great guys” blah blah blah
    No offense to them, it’s just a theory.

    Mhmm. I agree.


    agree

  • Anonymous

    man this girl needs new material
    she must really be stuck on joe
    really move on taylor!

  • JonasxCyrus

    disney controls everyone on it. selena and miley have to pretend they like each other. none of them are allowed to say certain things in their interviews. even demi admitted all the crap disney makes them do in an interview cause its true
    —–

    I am just going to bring it out here: Miley seems to do and say whatever the fuck she wants.
    ———
    Thats one of the many reason why i love her so much:)
    She is such a badass

  • Anonymous

    LMAO, she’s so funny!!!
    Ofcourse she mentioned Joe, cuz that’s the only thing people can talk about..also the other personal things.
    Love how she just laugh about it =D

  • Anonymous

    Charlotte-x- said:

    girls should become BFFs again to talk how much they obsess over the jobros.

    ============
    seriously

    BFF’s eternally…

    ==========
    hahaha. man i wish that just this once Joe could stop being the bigger person and just diss her. ugh. like go on snl or something and write his own monologue saying “i know your expecting me to yell at that annoying whinny little bimbo for not moving on but i won’t” or something like that.

  • Anonymous

    im prety sure LVATT sold more than ALBL. so shut the fuck up.

    and taylor a completley different genre with a completley different fanbase, you cant compare and contrast them so easily.

    and really? cause im pretty sure THE JONAS BROTHERS WERE IN MILEYS 3-D MOVIE. dumbass. i went to see that twice, and each time my theatre was packed with JB fans, not miley fans.

    and fyi, nick isnt bailing.

    just please, get your facts straight before you come on here. i never said she wasnt successful or she wasnt talented. she is, to both. but to a different audience.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Nooo, I’m talking about the “little girl” in Orphan.
    —-
    OMG THAT IS THE GIRL THAT WAS IN IT.
    _________________

    Huh?
    ——
    I mean I know the girl who played the mean girl. Ooops I thought you were talking about the bully not the main girl

  • Charlotte-x-

    every time i start liking taylor swift , i start hating her again because she does stupid shit like this . i wish she would let it goo !! GET OVERRRRR IT. its been like FOREVER, he moved on twice , why can’t you .,
    GOSH SHE REALLLY IS A STUPID BITCH .
    If i was taylor launter ( “boyfriend”)
    i would be pissed that she always mentions it and dwells over it .

    LOOOKKK TAYLLOOOOOR, HE DOESN’T WANT YOU I THINK HE MADE THAT VERRRRRRRRRY CLEAR.

    BITCH.

    I agree. Sometimes, I’m like, “Hmm, I’m starting to like her…” and then bam, “Nope. Still hate her.”

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    I actually predicted the twist. Once she came down the stairs, and she had that black dress on with the makeup, it all came back to me. From the “I get it, you like to fuck”. And the “I’ll cut your little prick off”. I knew that she wasn’t what she said she was.
    ————————————–
    I wasn’t expecting that to happen at the end. But everytime I see her on tv like the TCA, I get a little creeped out. Maybe it’s when she had the makeup on in the movie and then she wipes it, that makes her face creepy to me.

  • increasetehhPEACE

    Anonymous said:

    JOE JONAS = ROYAL DOUCHEBAG
    JOE JONAS = ROYAL DOUCHEBAG
    JOE JONAS = ROYAL DOUCHEBAG
    ____
    :|

  • ssexybeast

    JESUS CHRIST! i know! i totally agree with you. i was just starting to be okay with her but this was honestly the last straw. i have no respect for her. she needs a life asap. and even if i didnt like her id at least admit she could sing but unfortunately for her she has absolutely NO talent. she needs to stop whining and bitching and starting focusing all that energy on moving the hell on. it got old over a year ago. enough already.

    No need to use bad language Meli lol
    but seriously, I cracked up when you said Taylor needs a life. Who’s the one hiding behind the computer here?Ouch.

  • Anonymous

    Is like doing Selena wrong is the key to bring bad things to your life.
    It happened with Miley, Demi, and in the future it will happen with Lautner. Girl is a witch in real life I tell you

  • Lilly

    Cherry said:

    disney controls everyone on it. selena and miley have to pretend they like each other. none of them are allowed to say certain things in their interviews. even demi admitted all the crap disney makes them do in an interview cause its true
    —–

    I am just going to bring it out here: Miley seems to do and say whatever the fuck she wants.
    ——————–
    i think that why she so funny and partly why i love her. unlike most stars she doesn’t censor or hold herself back.

  • Anonymous17

    everyone is so serious about it! lets face it none of us know exactly what hapened. none of us know who was in the wrong to make them break up. im sure if any of you got broke up with over the phone in 27 seconds you’d be pretty pissed off too!!!

  • idkMyBFFjill

    http://www.youtube.com/user/TheXFactorUK#p/u/3/duGPhkPgbgg
    umm way better singer than demi,.

    ————-
    Why do all the idiots post their comments under “Anonymous”?

  • KelseySkyyyy<3

    PFTAH. stfu. seriously. it is a joke. she didn’t write it. i like joe, he’s okay – but i find this hilarious and i love taylor. it’s not a big deal you guys, YOU are making it one. it’s for laughs. why don’t you stop taking it to seriously, okay?

  • Love88

    all time low is a band….maybe theyre seeing them in concert????

  • Kristen827

    Anonymous said:

    i will support her no matter what. i find the things she said about joe hilarious. i am so madly in love with joe you should see the things i say about him. but when you put taylor against joe im going to take taylors side because of what shes done for me.
    I know it’s sad but to me one of the worst things in the world is finally realizing youre not going to marry or even come close to dating a jonas brother. you dont know how much it sucks. i was so in love with these guys that when i realized that, i cried myself to sleep for about a month straight every night.
    ive been bullied, ive been screwed over by a guy, i am an outsider, i was insecure and these are all things that taylor writes about. she basically went through what im going through right now and to have hugged someone who has made me who i am today is the most amazing thing and i will always love her. she’s my hero. yes i love the jonas brothers but she will always come first.
    ————————————
    I still don’t understand how they hurt you.
    They didn’t really do anything to you. So in a way you hurt yourself by setting it up thinking they were gonna marry you.

    I’m sorry, but i still don’t understand how your team Taylor when what your saying has nothing to do with the break up
    ——————————————
    youre right i guess i kinda did it myself but why do they have to be so damn good looking lmfao.

    omg are u retarded seriously im team taylor because joe broke up with her and then a week later was dating some 42 year old man. YOU HAPPY THER YOU GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AND I WILL ALWAYS TAKE MY GIRLS’ SIDES CAUSE THATS WHAT GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!!
    JUST LIKE BOYS HAVE BROES BEFORE HOES WELL US GIRLS HAVE CHICKS BEFORE DICKS THERE’S ANOTHER REASON WHY I TAKE HER SIDE NOW SUCK IT!!

  • YouBelongWithMe

    None of you know how to take a fucking joke. Everyone goes nuts because she mentions Joe in a skit. I hope you know you all sound like idiots bashing her when you realize it was just a joke. Some of you can’t take a joke. If taylor didn’t mention Joe everything would be fine. Its not like she called him a douche. She called someone else a douchebag not Joe. Sometimes you need to take a breather and relax. If Joe Jonas did that, I would laugh because its supposed to be funny not offensive. Why the fuck are you taking it offensive anyways, your not Joe Jonas!

  • Anonymous

    you guys are seriously jumping to conclusions.

    so what if taylor and selena are promoting JB? weren’t they fading BEFORE justin came?– Jonas has been fading since their 3D Movie bombed.

  • Anonymous

    Yall do realize that the writers of SNL and Lorne Michaels are the people who write the monolouges?

    Oh, and yeah, she did mention Joe, get over it.

    And to those of you obsessed fans calling Taylor out for mentioning Joe, what if it was Miley calling out Nick, you probably wouldn’t be complaining then?

    Yeah.

  • girl crush mileyyyyy

    LOVE IT. ahahahahhaha

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 7, 2009 @ 11:44 pm
    YouBelongWithMe said:

    Gloves are off..

    that was some fighting words..lol

    2009 is her year..2010 is almost here

    Fearless has won accolodes and has had endless airplay…

    but 2010 brings another day..

    A day with out hearing Taylor on the Radio is like Christmas all day long…

    A day with out love story or any other of her tunes is somthing for which the masses have longed…

    A day with country as country should be..when Carrie Underwood gets her due….

    Is a day that many seek and look foward too..

    So kick Joe to the side Taylor and do it time and time again..and look into your plaques..for its all ending soon

    Your time at the top is sliding to a stop and you cant hold that position..forever and always..so count your days for another is coming and some are seeing through you..as some of us JB lovers do..

    Go on Ellen when you come out with your album no 2..what scandal can you share what ‘guy’ so called lied to you..get over it..get on with it…I have a new cover for your next CD..

    instead of Fearless..its My Bullshit…by Taylor Swifty
    ———
    I know you dislike her but you honestly have to do this. You know better than this.
    *****************

    Hmmmm……let me think…I do know better than her to go twice in public on national tv and diss..shame on you for thinking what she did in the name of “comedy”, bad at that was right…

    Period..I stand by my words..

  • ftooneta234

    I love Joe <3 and i know this is a joke! but its not funny :S

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    If you only knew some of the things I used to say. And I thought Nick looked depressed/very skinny during that tour.Not very attractive,I agree. But he got WAY hotter towards the end of the year. _________ lol thats when he broke up with Selena. I agree Nick wasnt happy during the Burning Up Tour . Nick looked the HOTTEST in Feb 2009 Now , not so hot as before.
    ——

    Well if he would stop wearing those retarded hats and headbands, it would be good. I’m not gonna insult his murse because I really do think he uses it for Diabetes supplies.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Yeah, SNL writes everything. and honestly who are you people to say what she should and shouldn’t do and what she is feeling. How about all of you go get lives instead of hating.
    ——-

    Which is exactly what you’re doing.
    Okay, now I am really going to leave now. Buh-bye.

  • Anonymous

    I together with my posse will make sure Justin BOOGER will never sell

  • Anonymous

    THIS.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    BYE! It is finally calmed down and everyone is happy now.

  • Mileylove<3

    I saw that twitter ages ago, im following it, but i dont know if it is real. :/
    I dont really care the tweets are something to read anyway

  • cya

    A few days ago her brother just following in twitter Nick and courtney and courtney in this moment following to her brother for that the whole world saw it

    Sure she put post in oceanup of that they together
    —–
    Courtney and her family say to several persons that she is girlfriend of nick and she has his private twitter
    —-
    It is true.. I to see it in Courtney and brother twitter He JUST following Nick and Courtney, all is publicity

  • Anonymous

    hahah taylor STILL isnt over joe!

  • Anonymous

    she needs a reality check. its been what? 1 year since joe did that and she is STILL not over it. come on taylor grow up. and i am ur fan btw, i love you so much and joe is a douche bag but still taylor get out of that box ure in. stop thinking about him.

  • Anonymous

    This morning I and my sister to see Nck joe, courtney in Turin, them to go with 2 bodyguards, Nick with hat and sunglasses

    Nick not was sick and in bed?

    i know he went on twitter and said he was better, i guess ourtney visited him

  • Anonymous

    Oh My God people need to GROW UP and get out of their room staring at their posters so they can talk to a real person and not at their Joe Jonas Life-size Cardboard. If they did, then they would see that this is a joke. It’s SNL for God’s fucking sake, of course she was going to mention it! It made headlines, and people talked about it – and apparently they still can’t get ovet it – forever it just makes sense that she would make a joke out of it, just like she poked fun at Kanye. You guys STILL hating on Taylor because of what happened over a year ago need to get a life and worry about your own – or lack there of I guess.
    I love them both and I think they are both over it, it really is the fan who need to calm the hell down. Now, you may not like Taylor, and that’s just fine but this all hating thing is stupid and childish. And Saying that Taylor is only popular because of what happen is ridiculous seeing as she is now WAY more successfull than them. Don’t deny it because you don’t like her, it’s a fact. She has outsold them, won more awards, and is getting praises by just about everyone in the business whereas the JB are still not taken seriously by a lot of people and are slowly fading (again, FACT). Like as said, I really do love them both, but I’m not unrealistic, and even though it sadden me that the JoBros are not as popular and still made fun of, it’s the truth.

  • ssexybeast

    Yes, at the 2008 VMA’s, I was like, “damn…thank God for his haircut.” Haha, I love Nick’s hair short :)

    I like it long.Like in the burning up video

  • Kourtney

    joeismylove said:

    uh.. she admitted to taylor lautner! doesnt anyone care about that?
    *****
    YES! It’s awesome and amazing. They’re adorable.

  • Cherry

    Cherry said:

    disney controls everyone on it. selena and miley have to pretend they like each other. none of them are allowed to say certain things in their interviews. even demi admitted all the crap disney makes them do in an interview cause its true
    —–

    I am just going to bring it out here: Miley seems to do and say whatever the fuck she wants.
    ——————–
    i think that why she so funny and partly why i love her. unlike most stars she doesn’t censor or hold herself back.
    —–

    I laughed so hard when she said that she said “I’m not raising your kids” to parents. HAHA picture the looks on their faces when she said that.

  • Anonymous17

    and watching it back the joke was everything you’d expect her to say she’s not gonna bring up… but cause shes saying what shes not gonna bring up shes bringin it up… if that makes any sense. haha

  • Anonymous

    To Our Fans from Joe:

    This blog is not an attack of anyone. Anytime you are in a relationship for any length of time there are going to be issues. Sometimes they resolve. Other times they lead to a change of heart. This was the case recently.

    Several things I will state with all my heart…

    I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true. Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed. I am truly saddened that anything would potentially cause you to think less of me.

    For those who have expressed concern over the “27 second” phone call. I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Those feelings were obviously not well received. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did. Phone calls can only last as long as the person on the other end of the line is willing to talk. A phone call can be pretty short when someone else ends the call. The only difference in this conversation was that I shared something the other person did not want to hear.

    There were later attempts at communication that had no response.

    I wish the best for the other person but could not sit back any longer and leave our fans with a wrong impression of the truth.

    Hope this helps enlighten a little.

    We love you and miss you

    Joe, Kevin and Nick

    :)

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    @missoceanupwhaat?! I also dislike just beerBelly :P

  • Anonymous

    we’ll drop this, when taylor does.

  • Goldengal11

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    Nooo, I’m talking about the “little girl” in Orphan.
    —-
    OMG THAT IS THE GIRL THAT WAS IN IT.
    _________________

    Huh?
    ——
    I mean I know the girl who played the mean girl. Ooops I thought you were talking about the bully not the main girl
    ________________

    Ohh she did really well too. All of these actors and actresses did really well. I was shocked that there wasn’t ONE bad actor in the movie. Everyone potrayed their characters really well.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I laugh at the comments saying ”She needs to move on” when its actually you. You guys don’t realize it but you are still hating her for what happen last year. Which is sad. You guys are just immature ass holes who don’t have a life. I am done playing nice because today you really pissed me off. You don’t like it when JB haters trash the post but its fine if you trash Taylor’s Swift post. If you hate her so much because you don’t have a life WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS POST? NO ONE WANTS YOUR DUMB BRAIN ON THIS POST!

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    TAYLOR SWIFT DOESNT WRITE THE MATERIAL FOR SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE – THE WRITERS DO THAT.

    THE HOST WILL JUST TELL THEM IF ANYTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND TAYLOR WENT IN SAYING NOTHING WAS OFF LIMTS – SHE WAS FULLY IN.

    The writers wrote the stuff about Joe and it was funny

    ==========
    hahahahaha WRONG
    the writers don’t write everything. when your a host on snl you give ideas and put stuff into it. taylor wrote that the writers just helped her put it all together. same with all the other hosts.

  • Anonymous

    omg he broke up with me in a phone call….that has to be the MOST HORRIBLE THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD~!
    hahahhahaha
    p.s please get over joe :)

  • YouBelongWithMe

    uh.. she admitted to taylor lautner! doesnt anyone care about that?
    ——–
    No JB fans care, but I do think she was joking about it. But they are so cute together. Anyways JB fans are crying that Taylor menioted Joe in her skit. BOO HOO cry me a river

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Hmmmm……let me think…I do know better than her to go twice in public on national tv and diss..shame on you for thinking what she did in the name of “comedy”, bad at that was right…

    Period..I stand by my words..

    Look just because you dislike what she did there is a thing called moving on. And I am not the biggest JB or Miley fan you don’t see me saying shit about them! No because I actually use my brain and I don’t want to cause stupid drama! And I let people enjoy their post. People should go on their idol post and talk about how much they love them but NO! You got the stupid haters who ruin the fun. That is why I don’t do it. I believe that fans should enjoy their post and I hate it when you guys go ruin it. Yes I know you have your own stupid opions but sometimes they are lame and you don’t have to tell the world that. There is a thing called not everything has to be said to everyone

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Ahhh, no! One of him is enough! I don’t need 3 of him singing about his shawty, lmao.

    Haha,Then they’re going to have to clone Selena and Taylor to promote the other two Justins and The Taylors could attack Joe from every angle-literally. We can’t let this happen…
    ——–

    We REALLY can’t let that happen…

  • Emmy

    ugh, as soon as I heard her say that on SNL I was like I know this is going to be on oceanup and people are going to be freaking out. I was right. What she said was a joke people, it was a skit for SNL. she was poking fun at herself.

    __

    If you listen to her words, she’s actually making fun of herself for having mentioned him in the past.

    This post is insane.

  • Anonymous

    taylor gets the hot boys
    ————-

    if hot for you defines a rat-faced, dwarf, pug-nosed, stinky- looking creature, then i’m fine with that

  • ssexybeast

    I never thought you would of been like that, haha.

    I was Satan in a human form last year. Lmao, a hate machine.

  • Syds.

    really? who has to rerelease their album because they can’t come up with any other material than “i got dumped on the phone”? who is a stalking obsessive bitch that can’t get over anything? who needs to have friends that are 16 years old because no one wants to be near her? who needs to date a new guy every year because no guy can stand to be with her for any longer? who needs to just die already? oh yeah. HAHAHA.
    ————
    HAHA. FAIL.

  • Anonymous

    When Joe said country stars no one gave a shit. Why can’t you guys just realize they’re JOKING. It’s HUMOR. It’s meant to be funny not to be bitched at. Sit back, enjoy the show and stop whining. Fucking annoying.

  • JonasxCyrus

    Hmmmm……let me think…I do know better than her to go twice in public on national tv and diss..shame on you for thinking what she did in the name of “comedy”, bad at that was right…

    Period..I stand by my words..
    —–
    Fuck, you need to get out of joe’s ass and realize it was a JOKE.
    I mean i love Joe and Taylor but c’mon is was funny.

  • Anonymous

    It is SNL, guys. So there is going to be something funny going on. So…Joe was a douche. She’s telling the world. Which is awesome so now all the girls know to stay away from him. ;)

    LOVE YOU TAYLOR

  • YouBelongWithMe

    every time i start liking taylor swift , i start hating her again because she does stupid shit like this . i wish she would let it goo !! GET OVERRRRR IT. its been like FOREVER, he moved on twice , why can’t you .,
    GOSH SHE REALLLY IS A STUPID BITCH .
    If i was taylor launter ( “boyfriend”)
    i would be pissed that she always mentions it and dwells over it .

    LOOOKKK TAYLLOOOOOR, HE DOESN’T WANT YOU I THINK HE MADE THAT VERRRRRRRRRY CLEAR.

    BITCH.
    —-
    You have to realize it is a comedy skit. The SNL writers write it. You obviously are too dumb to think this is funny. Your dull and too young. She moved on, just because mentions Joe it doesn’t mean she hasn’t moved on. If you used your ears she talked about Taylor L. Your an idiot and I have no respect for you. You are too obsessed with JB. She hasn’ttalked about it in a while it just you a-holes who keep on talking about it and won’t move on. Its so funny it had NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! Why can’t you all jump off a bridge

  • Anonymous

    “It is now glaringly obvious that any guy Taylor dates always ends up being the “bad guy” no matter who it is.”

    this is so true.

  • Led Zep fan xoxo

    Can someone please tell me what’s wrong with Nick? I heard he’s in the hospital or has swine or something…I’m so out of the loop, haha.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    f hot for you defines a rat-faced, dwarf, pug-nosed, stinky- looking creature, then i’m fine with that
    ——
    Why are you so rude? I bet you have a double chin. How would you like it if people said shit about you. Get a life and jump of a bridge tell the others FUCK YOU

  • Anonymous

    It’s obviously a joke and anyone who takes it seriously is a immature butthurt little child who needs a diaper change. Oh wait, that’s more then half of the Jonas fanbase. I honestly liked the Jonas Brothers last year but there fans ruin it, little immature faggots who whine when one word is said about them even when it’s clearly satirical. Grow the fuck up.

  • Anonymous

    It has nothing to do with “who’s on top” or “who’s sold more albums”. They are both successful artists and both very talented.
    It’s okay to like both the Jonas Brothers and Taylor Swift.

    But I just wish she would move on. It is getting REALLY OLD.

  • Lilly

    since someone mention ‘Heartless’ and i mention ‘Survior’, i was just wondering what everyone favorite breakup song?

  • idkMyBFFjill

    Bright happy morning on OceanUP, i see…

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I hope you know teenies you look like idiots. ”OMG TAYLOR SWIFT NEEDS TO MOVE ON” Its called a comedy skit for SNL you idiot. All you people who are taking this offensive are too dull and young.

  • Anonymous

    Okay I used to think he was an ass for breaking up with her over the phone but seriously its been OVER A YEAR. She needs to get over it. I love her and all but she’s like clinging to this whole breakup because it got her a lot of attention. Its annoying and old

  • Anonymous

    WOW. taylor swift….GROW UP.
    stop complaining that you got dumped by a jonas brothers.

  • elisa

    This morning I and my sister to see Nck joe, courtney in Turin, them to go with 2 bodyguards, Nick with hat and sunglasses

    Nick not was sick and in bed?

    i know he went on twitter and said he was better, i guess ourtney visited him
    —-
    And the just sick the day of the concert? Nick is very fake!!

    I believe it because courtney not in twitter and her last tweet 4:59 PM Nov 6th

    If I’m a fan of Zurich I would be very angry

  • Anonymous

    ncreasetehhPEACE said:
    No. She already dates a much hotter guy now
    _
    and how would you know that?
    ——
    Because she had several _dates_ with Lautner in the last few weeks. (Dinner, hockey, shopping etc).
    I would call it casual meeting if it where once in a while, but if it gets regular I usually call them dates. Blah.

  • CoinBears

    Okay if you are taking the monologue too seriously, this is showing us and you the following things:
    1) You can’t take a joke
    2) You are too young
    3) Too obsessed with JB and hate Taylor Swift for some odd stupid retarded reason

    You need to realize that SNL is on at night for a reason. So some immature tennies don’t watch it. And because you won’t get the joke. And you obviously don’t get the joke and you are taking it too seriously. Its a comedy show, okay! Its all a joke! GO TO BED!

    THIS! (2nd person I agreed with tonight). You’re so right with the reason SNL airs at night. It’s also the reason why some people go on OU at night time – stupid rabid little fan girls are in their beds already.

  • Hiba

    I sort of can’t wait until Taylor and Taylor break up. Wonder what she’ll make up about him? “He lied to me.. He told me he was a werewolf”. Bahahaha. I’m joking. Guys, you’re taking this way too seriously. Weather or weather not Taylor has gotten over Joe – It really isn’t any of your business. I LOVE Joe, and I LOVE Taylor.

    I don’t think it’s necessary to hate on someone JUST because of what happened in their dating-life. I mean… Chances are, it ain’t like YOU’RE ever gonna date Joe. So this whole dating shit shouldn’t even matter to you.

    Although I was caught up in this whole thing once upon a time, but I learned pretty quickly that hating on Taylor for saying things about Joe WON’T change the fact that she SAID them.

    :)

  • Anonymous

    youre right i guess i kinda did it myself but why do they have to be so damn good looking lmfao.

    omg are u retarded seriously im team taylor because joe broke up with her and then a week later was dating some 42 year old man. YOU HAPPY THER YOU GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AND I WILL ALWAYS TAKE MY GIRLS’ SIDES CAUSE THATS WHAT GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!!
    JUST LIKE BOYS HAVE BROES BEFORE HOES WELL US GIRLS HAVE CHICKS BEFORE DICKS THERE’S ANOTHER REASON WHY I TAKE HER SIDE NOW SUCK IT!!
    ————————————
    i never said it was wrong of you to take her side, I’m team Taylor also, I just wanted to know why because what you were saying didn’t make sense to me. Jeez!

  • thankyou

    taylor swift: hbic

    miley cyrus: dramaqueen

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: little miss perfect

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

  • Charlotte-x-

    Justin BOOGER

    LOL IRL. Marry me.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    It is SNL, guys. So there is going to be something funny going on. So…Joe was a douche. She’s telling the world. Which is awesome so now all the girls know to stay away from him. ;)

    LOVE YOU TAYLOR
    —–
    Slow down, she didn’t call Joe a douche.

  • Anonymous

    Justin BOOGER will not make it then rat-faced Taylor Swift will jump off the building to her dismay!

  • Save Nick Jonas

    How old are you all? Be honest. Why are you guys bringing up album sales and world tours into this? That SHOULDN’T matter to a bunch of teenagers. You should love them regardless of what other people think, or how respected they are. So if you just like Taylor because she’s ‘kicking the Jobros asses’ get a life. How about you mention her personality or her talent? It shouldn’t freaking matter who does better. If anything it just shows that the musician is OVER HYPED. Instead of bitching out Jonas Brothers fans–why don’t you act like a REAL Taylor Swift fan and support her. If anything, you’re giving the Jonas Brothers more attention by hating them.

    SAME THING GOES FOR JONAS BROTHERS FANS. Stop calling Taylor Swift names and telling her to shut the fuck up. If you hate her so much and can’t stand her fans; stop giving her attention.

    The stars you ignore will fade quicker.

  • Kelss.

    Disney SECRETS….
    I DON’T BELIEVE THIS BUT STILL
    SOME OF IT WE FIGURED ALREADY AND OTHERS IDK:

    http://community.livejournal.com/anythingdisney/1393757.html

    http://community.livejournal.com/anythingdisney/1393757.html

    Check it out seriously

    ————-

    Sorry but..I think this post proves that is false. Haha.

    I don’t think Taylor would say “Hey Joe, I’m doing fine by the way” like they haven’t spoken since last year if it were true.

  • kristen827

    my favorite breakup song is shouldve said no ;)

  • TEENIE IN DISGUISE

    I’m wayy late, but…

    LOL TAYLOR.

  • Anonymous

    Taylor is awesome, and to the fading band fans

    La la la
    Ha ha ha
    Ha ha ha
    Ha ha ha
    La la la

    Build a bridge and get over it. It was the SNL writers who wrote the jokes.

  • Cherry

    WOW. taylor swift….GROW UP.
    stop complaining that you got dumped by a jonas brothers.

    Stop complaining about Taylor complaining that she got dumped by a Jonas Brother.

    She was being funny it was a joke.

  • Anonymous

    And the just sick the day of the concert? Nick is very fake!!

    I believe it because courtney not in twitter and her last tweet 4:59 PM Nov 6th

    If I’m a fan of Zurich I would be very angry

    well duh he wants to spend time with his gf without his crazy fans following him

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Launter? Lmfao, he looks like a duck! XD
    —-
    Taylor L is hot and not fake short and without legs like Nick

    hahah The girlfriend of nick courtney is also midget, fat and ugly wow ugly couple

  • Anonymous

    meli, aren’t you a selena fan? lol. most selena fans love taylor.

  • roflkayla

    Really? What was the title called? I dont think anyone besides Jonas fans know the name.

    What were the numbers on it? 300,000? Ouch.
    And lets not forget there OH SO SUCCESSFUL 3-D Movie! HAHAH

    really? who has to rerelease their album because they can’t come up with any other material than “i got dumped on the phone”? who is a stalking obsessive bitch that can’t get over anything? who needs to have friends that are 16 years old because no one wants to be near her? who needs to date a new guy every year because no guy can stand to be with her for any longer? who needs to just die already? oh yeah. HAHAHA.

    all country artists release an album every two years…

  • Anonymous

    That was a honest post, man.

    I’m glad someone is looking at this rationally. She just pushed the envolope is all… I’m with you 100%.

  • Anonymous

    Absolutely fantastic. Makes me like Taylor.

  • Anonymous

    on ellen didnt tay say he broke up with her in 25 not 27 secs

  • Charlotte-x-

    Bright happy morning on OceanUP, i see…

    Hahaha, I love your username. Have you seen the old lady version, where she says, “IDK my BFF Rose.” LMAO.

  • Anonymous

    This is why I love Taylor. She can joke about anything AND call people douche bags (:

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 7, 2009 @ 11:50 pm
    JonasxCyrus said:

    Hmmmm……let me think…I do know better than her to go twice in public on national tv and diss..shame on you for thinking what she did in the name of “comedy”, bad at that was right…

    Period..I stand by my words..
    —–
    Fuck, you need to get out of joe’s ass and realize it was a JOKE.
    I mean i love Joe and Taylor but c’mon is was funny
    ********************

    Your a fucking bitch to think that was funny..it was a last dig…joke on her she wants him to pine over him for so long and HE has moved on..she tasted his paradise to whatever degree that makes her crazy and he is well off without your kiss ass of everyone in the industry majesty..

  • kira

    believe it because courtney not in twitter and her last tweet 4:59 PM Nov 6th

    If I’m a fan of Zurich I would be very angry

    well duh he wants to spend time with his gf without his crazy fans following him
    —-
    he wants to spend time with his gf?? canceled a concert, he says I sick and lies to his fans!! it is Nasty

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Fugstin Bieber :D

  • Anonymous

    i love the fact that this girl keeps joe in the spotlight. she does him better. even bad publicity is good publicity. keep it up, t.swift… you make yourself look classless and keep the jobros in the limelight. <3

  • TheOnlyLola

    PPl saying all this crap about taylor swift just cause she mentions joe on snl dosent mean she actually did it on purpos.There are writers who write scrips on shows like this.Its a joke ppl! thats why its SNL!!
    and ppl should stop saying crap about Joe too cause no one knows for sure how everything happened between them its their private life.Joe broke up with her for a reason and no one really knows that reason.

  • Kristen827

    Anonymous said:

    youre right i guess i kinda did it myself but why do they have to be so damn good looking lmfao.

    omg are u retarded seriously im team taylor because joe broke up with her and then a week later was dating some 42 year old man. YOU HAPPY THER YOU GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AND I WILL ALWAYS TAKE MY GIRLS’ SIDES CAUSE THATS WHAT GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO DO!!
    JUST LIKE BOYS HAVE BROES BEFORE HOES WELL US GIRLS HAVE CHICKS BEFORE DICKS THERE’S ANOTHER REASON WHY I TAKE HER SIDE NOW SUCK IT!!
    ————————————
    i never said it was wrong of you to take her side, I’m team Taylor also, I just wanted to know why because what you were saying didn’t make sense to me. Jeez
    ——————————-
    oh well then u shoulda said that man instead of making me go crazy on you lol sorry for that. thats my reason why.

  • Jayme

    I thought everyone felt bad for Taylor but now everyone hates her wow that is low, she didn’t write the skit, the writers did and she was being really funny, she didn’t mean it at all!!!!!!!!
    Just like her for who she is and not about this. Just give her respect I mean what if you were her yeah, you will be sad that the fans is turning against you. She is an awesome person who loves to write muisc and be funny:)

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: hbic

    miley cyrus: hbic

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: little miss perfect faker

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag whore

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex currently dating a pedo

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Well clearly no one can take a joke. So why don’t you all jump off a bridge now! I am done playing nice. You guys are immature assholes. You hate it when people diss JB but its fine if you diss Taylor Swift and write shit on this post. Like seriously have respect. Maybe most of you do not have brains and are in grade 2.

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    If Joe said something about Taylor I would laugh about it. Its when he wrote about much Better the song. No one gave a shit. But when Taylor wrote about Joe everyone shat in their pants. So if Joe does something its fine but if Taylor does something its is like a crime
    ——————————————-
    I know what you mean. Is it wrong to write a song about an ex? I mean people do it all the time. I understand people stick up for their favorite celebrities but some people go too far. And I would love to see Joe make a joke about Taylor.

  • Lilly

    Cherry said:

    Cherry said:

    disney controls everyone on it. selena and miley have to pretend they like each other. none of them are allowed to say certain things in their interviews. even demi admitted all the crap disney makes them do in an interview cause its true
    —–

    I am just going to bring it out here: Miley seems to do and say whatever the fuck she wants.
    ——————–
    i think that why she so funny and partly why i love her. unlike most stars she doesn’t censor or hold herself back.
    —–

    I laughed so hard when she said that she said “I’m not raising your kids” to parents. HAHA picture the looks on their faces when she said that.
    ————————————
    see that why i love her. no one else would even dare of thinking about saying that except for her.

  • Anonymous987

    She was just having fun?!

    Oh please she’s an attention slut, just trying to get more pity to boost her record sales again. She is pathetic
    …………
    oh please, you are PATHETIC if you think she needs to do anything to boost her record sales! Her album “Taylor Swift” has broken all Billboard records by remaining on the Billboard 200 for 157 weeks LONGER then ANYONE EVER! and that her “Fearless” album is back up to #3 on the Billboard 200 – & has been in the top 20 for over 51 weeks & her album “Fearless” has already been certified 5 X Platinium = over 5 Million in sales & she has sold over 10 Million albums since 2006. Get a life and get the facts before you try to trash Taylor Swift. All you Jonas & Miley freaks are so jealous & think ONLY they should do well. Face it this is Taylor’s year & she also racked up 6 American Music Awards nominations (more than anyone else). Where are your Jonas Brothers? No nominations!

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Taylor Launter? Lmfao, he looks like a duck! XD
    —-
    Taylor L is hot and not fake short and without legs like Nick

    hahah The girlfriend of nick courtney is also midget, fat and ugly wow ugly couple
    ——

    You’re so shallow, you know that? Looks aren’t everything. If you’re so beautiful, show us a picture of yourself.

  • Anonymous

    Jonas has been fading since their 3D Movie bombed.—well no there not if you always seem to bring them up then there not

  • Anonymous

    wow taylor just when i thought you couldnt be more immature…

    ppl will stop talking crap once she finally shuts up about the stupid breakup that she cant seem to get over lol!

  • Anonymous

    really taylor?????
    can you really not get over joe? i mean is it THAT HARD AFTER A YEAR AND A HALF you still have to talk about “this horrible” break up? really get over it damn!

  • Anonymous2543

    lol she only mentions joe cause when people think of her they think of three things: joe’s breackup on the phone, kanye west vma’s and taylor from twilight.
    i think that she’s over joe..

  • Anonymous

    hahah The girlfriend of nick courtney is also midget, fat and ugly wow ugly couple===sorry your so fat and ugly:(

  • meli:]!!

    ssexybeast said:

    JESUS CHRIST! i know! i totally agree with you. i was just starting to be okay with her but this was honestly the last straw. i have no respect for her. she needs a life asap. and even if i didnt like her id at least admit she could sing but unfortunately for her she has absolutely NO talent. she needs to stop whining and bitching and starting focusing all that energy on moving the hell on. it got old over a year ago. enough already.

    No need to use bad language Meli lol
    but seriously, I cracked up when you said Taylor needs a life. Who’s the one hiding behind the computer here?Ouch.

    ===========
    like i said i was mad so bad language comes naturally with that. and hiding behind the computer? as if i have a fucking choice like i can go through it and reveal myself or something. seriously no. you are also on here as well as everyone else. the point is to write an opinion and im trying to vent out mine now and not ever talk about it again. gtfover it

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I was (at one point) a huge Taylor Swift and Jonas Brothers fan.

    But I don’t enjoy BASHING from any star. I think it’s inappropriate. What happens in private should stay in private.

    It is now glaringly obvious that any guy Taylor dates always ends up being the “bad guy” no matter who it is. Hmmmm. Kinda makes you think.

    I was starting to think that maybe Taylor had gotten over her 1 month relationship with Joe (yeah….1 month), but here we are more than a year later and she’s still bashing him. Tasteless.

    Taylor, you lost a fan in me. Truly disappointed. Please show some maturity. Joe is no longer a teenager, and you are almost 20 yourself. Time to grow up.
    —-
    I don’t get you. You don’t like bashing but then you bash taylor. Your a real fan.

  • Cherry

    Nov 7, 2009 @ 11:50 pm
    JonasxCyrus said:

    Hmmmm……let me think…I do know better than her to go twice in public on national tv and diss..shame on you for thinking what she did in the name of “comedy”, bad at that was right…

    Period..I stand by my words..
    —–
    Fuck, you need to get out of joe’s ass and realize it was a JOKE.
    I mean i love Joe and Taylor but c’mon is was funny
    ********************

    Your a fucking bitch to think that was funny..it was a last dig…joke on her she wants him to pine over him for so long and HE has moved on..she tasted his paradise to whatever degree that makes her crazy and he is well off without your kiss ass of everyone in the industry majesty..
    —–

    ……..Why do you care?

  • Anonymous

    OMG she is so annoying! how can anyone say that this girl can sing? it was a disaster and i like her songs but she sucks live.

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: hbic

    miley cyrus: dramaqueen

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: little miss perfect

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

  • Charlotte-x-

    http://www.youtube.com/user/TheXFactorUK#p/u/3/duGPhkPgbgg
    umm way better singer than demi,.

    ————-
    Why do all the idiots post their comments under “Anonymous”?

    THIS.

  • Anonymous

    didnt you say you weren’t going to talk anymore? yet you keep going.

  • Anonymous

    i wonder if joe,nick, and kevin arent allowed to say who theyre dating or if they just dont want too. because ive heard (obviously this is not substantial or anything) that they wont say anything because they think that they’ll lose fans or something. just what i heard.

    i dont think i could date someone who would go on an interview and when asked if they are dating_______. they say were just friends(barbra walters).

    ps yes i do know ill never date a jonas brother, just my opinion

  • YouBelongWithMe

    For those who are offended,
    I am truly sorry that you are taking this so seriously. Its supposed to be a joke well obviously you are crying like a baby over this. You need to realize that sometimes things are funny just you are dull when it comes to your idol. Do not watch SNL anymore because that is always what happens in the show

  • maarisaa(:

    LOL, i love her!

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Everyone is going insane! ITS A JOKE, ITS ON SNL! YOUR SUPPOSED TO LAUGH!

  • ssexybeast

    Fugstin Bieber :D

    He’s cute.
    Well to me he is. I don’t see any reason to hate him,he’s just trying to live his dream.

  • Anonymous

    Everyone just shut up!!
    Taylor wasnt the one that wrote the song!!
    SNL did so stop hateing on both Taylor and Joe and just move on!!! if you dont like them why are you wasting you time commenting on here!!!
    So just get over it I love both Taylor and Joe and I thought the song was funny.
    not rude or mean. It was a joke just like everything else on saturday night live so just get over it and move on with your life!!!!!

  • Kourtney

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    Gloves are off..

    that was some fighting words..lol

    2009 is her year..2010 is almost here

    Fearless has won accolodes and has had endless airplay…

    but 2010 brings another day..

    A day with out hearing Taylor on the Radio is like Christmas all day long…

    A day with out love story or any other of her tunes is somthing for which the masses have longed…

    A day with country as country should be..when Carrie Underwood gets her due….

    Is a day that many seek and look foward too..

    So kick Joe to the side Taylor and do it time and time again..and look into your plaques..for its all ending soon

    Your time at the top is sliding to a stop and you cant hold that position..forever and always..so count your days for another is coming and some are seeing through you..as some of us JB lovers do..

    Go on Ellen when you come out with your album no 2..what scandal can you share what ‘guy’ so called lied to you..get over it..get on with it…I have a new cover for your next CD..

    instead of Fearless..its My Bullshit…by Taylor Swifty
    ********
    you’re rude and no one likes you in the taylor posts. taylor has proved she has staying power. In 3 years she’s sold over 10 million albums. PLUS, she’s going to be touring for half the year next year, which solidifies her as having a successful career. we all know why you hate taylor, and you my friend are the one that needs to move on, not her.

  • Anonymous

    All the people who say Joe Jonas is a bad person for breaking her heart need a serious reality check… Thats just love, You get your heart broken and you break hearts. Taylor probably broke someones heart. You feel aweful when you have to tell someone it’s over but you can’t be in a relationship if you cant give the other person what they deserve. And it sucks when someone doesn’t like/love you back. but you’ll get over it
    Joe just did what he had to do.

    But you’ll all realize that when you stop obsessing over other peoples love lifes and have one of your own

  • Anonymous

    you should stop commenting here taylor swift or taylor’s mom or taylor’s brother or whoever you are who tries to defend taylor when she’s the one who started it all. She must learn how to move on so the fans will do the same. I learned how to love her when she wrote about Jump Then Fall but now it’s gone for the 2nd time. Jonas Brothers may be fading but they’ll emerge again soon as Camp Rock starts.

  • Anonymous

    Fagstin Booger!!

  • Kourtney

    Cherry said:

    ouBelongWithMe said:

    Taylor will get nomatined and going to win ALOT this year:) This is the year of the Swift!
    ——-
    Next stop is CMA’S. I am going to miss Glee but its soo worth it.
    *******
    OMG CMA’s! so excited!!! and Lindsey, I love that I found out on SNL that she is going to be performing at the AMA’s. yessss
    ——–
    Now all we need to know if she gets some grammy noms:) im so excited!!!!!
    Can’t wait for the CMA too!
    —-

    Let’s hope she wins “Video of the year” GOD she deserves it! I can’t wait to watch her perform
    ********
    if she does win, I wonder which video it will be for? Love Story or You Belong with Me? I’m pulling for Love Story :)

  • Rosie

    Important question ladies and gentlemen: Taylor vs Miley wrestling match. Who would win?

  • Anonymous

    LOL @ NICK DATING THE THE FAT MIDGET

  • Anonymous

    wow she needs new drama in her life….this whole joe jonas thing is getting old and really annoying!

  • Anonymous

    No one cares that she admitted to Taylor Lautner because I’m sure he’ll do something wrong and she’ll be writing a song about him next.

  • Anonymous*****

    TSis a bitch said:

    She is such a b!tch and a loser. Class makes you a winner, and she has none. Anyone whose still talking about it after a year has psycho problems. Venom hate and B!tchiness are so unattractive.

    She’s a b!tch.

    B!tch.
    B!tch.
    B!tch.
    B!tch.
    ……………..
    Seems like you are the BITCH! It would be ok if it were not one of your precious Jonas Brothers right. It is ok that Joe sang about Taylor & her “teardrops on her guitar”. Double standard! Girls are so much more nasty than guys. Girls are so jealous. Guys don’t get so nasty about another dude. If you know the concept of SNL the directors always include questions for the guests about things that made news about them. Did you see how they made Sarah Palin look when she was on. Take your nasty somewhere else.

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: hbic

    miley cyrus: hbic

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: little miss perfect faker

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag whore

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex currently dating a pedo

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

    no itstaylor swift: hbic

    miley cyrus: drama queen
    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: faker

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag whore

    nick jonas: dating an older woman
    kevin jonas: the engaged one

  • ssexybeast

    like i said i was mad so bad language comes naturally with that. and hiding behind the computer? as if i have a fucking choice like i can go through it and reveal myself or something. seriously no. you are also on here as well as everyone else. the point is to write an opinion and im trying to vent out mine now and not ever talk about it again. gtfover it

    I guarantee you would never say that to Taylor’s face.

  • Love88

    all you jonas fans need to calm down and get over it. stop sucking the jonas brothers dicks….youre just jealous of taylor and that’s really sad that you would all waste your time on this post :P

  • tay

    JB cancel concert because they party with their girlfriends they are bad persons

  • Natalya

    do u realize that she has 2 be over it by now. I mean come on its been over a year. She is just using the whole thing so that she could sell more records. Its all part of her plan

  • JB

    believe it because courtney not in twitter and her last tweet 4:59 PM Nov 6th

    If I’m a fan of Zurich I would be very angry

    well duh he wants to spend time with his gf without his crazy fans following him
    —-
    he wants to spend time with his gf?? canceled a concert, he says I sick and lies to his fans!! it is Nasty
    ——-
    The people badly because Nick is sick and Nick of party of birthday with his brother and his … it is cruel for his fans

  • lexi

    taylor swift: hbic

    miley cyrus: dramaqueen

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: little miss perfect

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

    anyone agree? aha

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Fugstin Bieber :D

    He’s cute.
    Well to me he is. I don’t see any reason to hate him,he’s just trying to live his dream.

    I think he’s cute, but I really don’t like him :/

  • pffft.

    Okay if you are taking the monologue too seriously, this is showing us and you the following things:
    1) You can’t take a joke
    2) You are too young
    3) Too obsessed with JB and hate Taylor Swift for some odd stupid retarded reason

    You need to realize that SNL is on at night for a reason. So some immature tennies don’t watch it. And because you won’t get the joke. And you obviously don’t get the joke and you are taking it too seriously. Its a comedy show, okay! Its all a joke! GO TO BED!

    —————————————

    Wow, since when do you have to be young to not take a joke? There are people like that out there, you know. Not everything is about how you take a joke. Sure, this was a “joke”, but a joke to you may not be a joke to another person. Because we’re all different. And you need to realize that SNL isn’t always on at night. They play SNL around the world. It’s like 5:30PM in Australia right now – Not night time.

    You’re obviously making it sound that everything’s “up to you”. You’re making it sound like YOUR OPINION matters, not anybody else’s.

    Jokes don’t go on and on. However, SHE’S been going on and on about it for a whole year now.

    What a joke.

  • pft.

    Taylor, you lost a fan in me. Truly disappointed. Please show some maturity. Joe is no longer a teenager, and you are almost 20 yourself. Time to grow up.

    i dont mind her losing fans or anything since id rather her have fans for her music but SNL isnt exactly the place for some epic display of maturity..juusstt sayin. ya know, the comedy thing and what not.

  • deee

    LMFAO I LOVE HOW PEOPLLE CANT TAKE JOKES. that’s why SNL is on at midnight, so you 12 year olds don’t get your panties in a bunch over celebrities making fun of other celebrities. i bet everyone on here bashing taylor has only seen SNL one other time.. when JB was on. it’s a funny show. she doesn’t write the shit. its funny that you guys are like DIE TAYLOR SWIFT. if you strongly believe that, don’t fucking watch SNL or her clips. she’s over it. she was obviously making fun and going along with the skit. taylor owns all of you jealous bitches.

  • Anonymous

    She needs to get over herself.It was more than a year ago.Plus Joe has moved on!Girls are supposed to move on first.

  • Anonymous

    Jonas has been fading since their 3D Movie bombed.—may i remind you that Mj movie also bombed but that doesnt stop people from loving him dead or alive

  • Kristen827

    MILEYS STILL IN LOVE AND OBSESSED WITH NICK AND STILL BRINGS UP SHIT ABOUT HIM AND IT”S BEEN 2 YEARS SO STFU YOU JEALOUS FUCKS!!!!
    IF ANYONE NEEDS TO GET OVER SOMETHING ITS MILEY NEEDS TO GET OVER NICK :P

    TAYLOR IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW!!
    SHE’S ON TOP BECAUSE OF HER TALENT NOT HER LOOKS…..THAT’S THE ONLY REASON THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE HUGE!!!

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I got a question for you guys:
    If Joe Jonas said something about Taylor Swift, no one would care BUT when Taylor Swift mentions JB, its like world war 3. So why is that?

  • Anonymous

    In a recent interview Joe said Taylor was lovely and she repays him like this…classless bitch!Officially a hater.

  • Anonymous

    he wants to spend time with his gf?? canceled a concert, he says I sick and lies to his fans!! it is Nasty

    LMAO what celeb hasnt lied to his or her fans? Beyonce does it too

  • Anonymous

    justin bieber: baby face
    ————
    justin bieber: poser, he’ll never be famous as long as the JoBros are here.
    Sucks for him!

  • Anonymous

    Taylor is disgusting. I am sick and tired of her. I have never felt like killing a person as much as I want to kill Taylor. That says a lot of how much HATRED I HAVE FOR THIS GIRL.

    You better watch out Taylor. I hope I never see you or then……..Get over yourself. JOE IS OVER YOU AND MOVED ON!!

    Plus you guys dated for like 3 months. Fuck You

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Your a fucking bitch to think that was funny..it was a last dig…joke on her she wants him to pine over him for so long and HE has moved on..she tasted his paradise to whatever degree that makes her crazy and he is well off without your kiss ass of everyone in the industry majesty..
    ——
    I guess I am a bitch. Why are you taking this so seriously! If you can’t take this joke SNL is not a show for you! You need to realize that just because she mentions Joe you don’t need to go nuts. If Joe said something about her on a comedy show, I would laugh. Because its funny. You are obivously too attached to JB. And its quite sad

  • Rosie

    All the people who say Joe Jonas is a bad person for breaking her heart need a serious reality check… Thats just love, You get your heart broken and you break hearts. Taylor probably broke someones heart. You feel aweful when you have to tell someone it’s over but you can’t be in a relationship if you cant give the other person what they deserve. And it sucks when someone doesn’t like/love you back. but you’ll get over it
    Joe just did what he had to do.

    But you’ll all realize that when you stop obsessing over other peoples love lifes and have one of your own

    —-

    Plus for musicians, they usually get some damn good songs out of their heartbreak.

  • Lilly

    ok this is coming from a fan of taylor’s music and a disliker of the jonas brothers but her dissing joe is getting really old. i know breakups suck, i been there before, but it been a year. and from what i can gather they only went out for three months. i know people who relationship lasted for 3 years and it took them less them a year to get over the breakup.

    and if you think about it three months is not a long time to really be in love in a relationship. especailly if you can’t see each other all the time, it would take longer to really that deep of emotions for someone.

    i do agree that breaking up with someone over the phone is a douchebag move but what other options did he had? he could of flew all the way to see her but would you really go through all that trouble just to breakup with someone. how many people do you know who were in long-distance realtionship flew all the way to breakup with someone. the other thing he could of was wait till they were in the same place. but that would mean faking that he felt the same way about her until they met. and if that was me, i would have wanted to know rather then be in a realtionship where the guy was faking it. i think joe just didn’t feel the same way for her as she did, and in my view it better to tell the truth then to lead someone on.

    i do get why she was so bitter about it afterwards. but i don’t think she should of bash joe so publicly. i mean really what did that get anyone, joe got a rep as a jerk and taylor as a bitter harpy. a lot of girl bash their ex but they do it in private just with their friends. at first i felt sorry for taylor because clearly she felt more strongly about joe then her did abotu her and she was hurt by it. but i think everyone a little tired of taylor bringing it up.

    i’m gonna give taylor the benfit of the doubt and say that the SNL writers wanted to put the part about joe in and not taylor. i hope she really move on and still isn’t bitter about it. and isn’t said that girl move on faster then guys because girl are more likely to vent and let out their emotions while guys keep things in? also if i was her i would want to stop talking about it. on SNL the host usually mock things that everyone knows, some scandal or rumor that everyone watching will know. by bringing up joe on SNL she downgrader herself to joe’s ex-girlfriend. and while i know she has millions of fans, i bet that some people in the world still view her as that. it was be best and healthy for her is she move past that.

  • Anonymous

    why cant she just get over him?
    i’m getting really annoyed and i’m a fan of both of their’s but i’m so over this shizzzzz!
    she needs to move on!

  • holy s

    Taylor Swift was not that funny on SNL. Terrible monologue… Who thought it was a good idea to have her sing without AutoTune? Not good!

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    JB cancel concert because they party with their girlfriends they are bad persons
    ——-

    Wish I was a personal friend of the JB like you.
    -sarcasm-

    GTFO.

  • Anonymous

    i love how the jb fans are bitching at justin bieber.

    justin actually has less haters than jb does, theres even a facebook page called “JB sucks” and has over 100,000 members.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    really? who has to rerelease their album because they can’t come up with any other material than “i got dumped on the phone”? who is a stalking obsessive bitch that can’t get over anything? who needs to have friends that are 16 years old because no one wants to be near her? who needs to date a new guy every year because no guy can stand to be with her for any longer? who needs to just die already? oh yeah. HAHAHA.
    ————
    I had enough with you dumb idiots. I am doing playing nice. You want Taylor Swift to die because she mentioned Joe in a Comedy Skit. Sorry but ARE YOU ON CRACK? Seriously you want her to die! You need to go to Rehab. How am I supposed to put this in your stupid retarded head! ITS SNL, DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY ITS A JOKE YOU RETARD!
    aw I feel better now

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Attention Taylor Zombies…it was a dig…and not funny..

    GODDAMN get out of her ass..she is kind to your face and is slaphappy you buy her CD cuz it buys her her whims and her fantasies..

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Lmao, I wonder if we can get to 2000 comments…now THAT’S a record :D

  • Emmy

    This is why I love Taylor. She can joke about anything AND call people douche bags (:

    ___

    Can you imagine the blowout if Miley called someone a douche bag?

    I’m just sayin.

  • Hiba

    I sort of can’t wait until Taylor and Taylor break up. Wonder what she’ll make up about him? “He lied to me.. He told me he was a werewolf”. Bahahaha. I’m joking. Guys, you’re taking this way too seriously. Weather or weather not Taylor has gotten over Joe – It really isn’t any of your business. I LOVE Joe, and I LOVE Taylor.

    I don’t think it’s necessary to hate on someone JUST because of what happened in their dating-life. I mean… Chances are, it ain’t like YOU’RE ever gonna date Joe. So this whole dating shit shouldn’t even matter to you.

    Although I was caught up in this whole thing once upon a time, but I learned pretty quickly that hating on Taylor for saying things about Joe WON’T change the fact that she SAID them

    …..

    AND PLUS, (yes it’s me again, continuing), for all you low-lives who are actually spamming OceanUP and Twitter and Youtube with “TEAM TAYLOR TEAM TAYLOR TEAM TAYLOR TEAM TAYLOR TEAM TAYLOR TEAM TAYLOR” etc, maybe you should know that not every time you say “TEAM TAYLOR”, she “magically” gains a fan.

  • nikabela

    Relax everyone, it’s called parody! And she is making fun of HERSELF and the things she writes about!
    It was funny:)

  • Anonymous

    LOL @ NICK DATING THE THE FAT MIDGET—jealousy a sIn GET WELL SOON!

  • Anonymous

    Um, that’s kinda a fail to you because didn’t i say that? They were JUST guest performers. That wasn’t hosting. That was acting in a skit. Alec was the HOST. Duhh, LOL don’t you look stupid.
    —————————-
    well i took it as if you were saying they couldn’t do skits on the show and Taylor could.

  • Rosie

    How do you know that she hung up on him?
    NO ONE KNOWS. you werent there. its people like you who ruin there relationship in the first place by making up rumors.

    —-

    Joe said that in a blog in response to Taylor outing the breakup and the…uh, method…on Ellen. For reals though, usually I would be all for the “it’s no one’s bizz but theres” if Taylor hadn’t been so open about it, which I don’t mind in itself, it just means that it kind of gives people a pass to duke it out something fierce. Case in point, the entire above post.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    justin bieber: baby face
    ————
    justin bieber: poser, he’ll never be famous as long as the JoBros are here.
    Sucks for him!
    —–

    Justin is bleh xP

  • Anonymous

    taylor do the world a favor and GET THE FUCK OVER JOE

    please and thank-you!

  • Anonymous

    Disney SECRETS….
    I DON’T BELIEVE THIS BUT STILL
    SOME OF IT WE FIGURED ALREADY AND OTHERS IDK:

    http://community.livejournal.com/anythingdisney/1393757.html

    http://community.livejournal.com/anythingdisney/1393757.html

    Check it out seriously

    ————-

    Sorry but..I think this post proves that is false. Haha.

    I don’t think Taylor would say “Hey Joe, I’m doing fine by the way” like they haven’t spoken since last year if it were true.
    ____________________________________-

    So I guess you didn’t notice the “i was joking” thing at the end of that post?

    And come on, we all know it’s bullshit

  • Cherry

    disney controls everyone on it. selena and miley have to pretend they like each other. none of them are allowed to say certain things in their interviews. even demi admitted all the crap disney makes them do in an interview cause its true
    —–

    I am just going to bring it out here: Miley seems to do and say whatever the fuck she wants.
    ——————–
    i think that why she so funny and partly why i love her. unlike most stars she doesn’t censor or hold herself back.
    —–

    I laughed so hard when she said that she said “I’m not raising your kids” to parents. HAHA picture the looks on their faces when she said that.
    ————————————
    see that why i love her. no one else would even dare of thinking about saying that except for her.
    —–

    I was in a Salon today and i picked up Comso, Megan Fox was on the cover so i decided to read her interview. I usually dislike her but after reading it i found her to be so fucking funny.

    But i still think she is an ungrateful brat.

    She gained points in my book though.

  • Hibz

    20 bucks says that all these Taylor haters have You Belng With Me on their iPod or as their myspace song. Really the only pathetic people on this post are those who are worshipping Joe or Taylr. And WTF@those saying Taylor hung up, where you fucking there? o_o you sound like an idiotic lowlife.

    ————————————

    She DID hang up. Joe posted a blog about it after the incident. He explained himself, and then all that was left to do was move on. He said “I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Obviously these feelings weren’t well received. I did not hang up. The other person did.”

    And listen to yourself. Do you REALLY think somebody would ACTUALLY dump a girl in 27-seconds? What’s the convo? “Hello. Taylor. Yes. Look. I’m sorry. It’s over. Okay. Okay bye.”

    “Calling to discuss feelings” with the other person isn’t dumping them. So obviously Taylor couldn’t take that feelings changed (which feelings ALWAYS change) and hung up on him AT 27-seconds.

    It’s ridiculous because if she was smart enough, she’d also mention that it’s HER fault it ended at 27-seconds.

    Argh, I hate it when celebrities date celebrities and the fans start riots on each other. Why do celebs date celebs?! It’s annoying. lmao.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    meli, aren’t you a selena fan? lol. most selena fans love taylor.

    ===========
    lol yeah i like selena because she seems like a real down to earth kind of girl. and shes highly talented. i like her. same with JB. i used to like demi but she’s slowly changing, however i wont deny her talent or musical ability. i love her voice and her music. miley and taylor i have no respect for. people stereotype selena miley jb demi, etc. fans.

  • Anonymous

    why are we talking about joe when we should be talking about the fact that taylor stole one of her bff’s boys mr. taylor launter? this backstabbing whore… why is anyone friends with her?

  • Anonymous

    this was fucking hysterical but she needs to stop with the joe thing

  • NUMNUM

    Thats Josh one of nicks childhood friends. I met him in 2007 at one of there gigs and talked to him for about 2 hours. He travels with them ALOT! I think he is in europe with them aswell.
    When i talked to him like 2 years ago he said his mom and the jonas’ mum were friends for years. His mom still lives in NJ but he lives in cali now. and no i dont “know” him i just met him once or twice thas all

  • fml

    they broke up like a year ago get the fuck over it like all she ever does is just trash him and talk about him and right songs about him. like rally? GROW THE FUCK UP

  • Anonymous

    Eff all of you uptight bitches. You’re looking for reasons to hate on her. SHE DIDN’T EVEN WRITE THE FUCKING THING. God forbid she make a joke on SNL.

  • joeismylove

    uh.. she admitted to taylor lautner! doesnt anyone care about that?
    ——–
    No JB fans care, but I do think she was joking about it. But they are so cute together. Anyways JB fans are crying that Taylor menioted Joe in her skit. BOO HOO cry me a river

    The media probably wont even care. Theyll be more interseted in the kanye and taylor L part

  • Cherry

    Attention Taylor Zombies…it was a dig…and not funny..

    GODDAMN get out of her ass..she is kind to your face and is slaphappy you buy her CD cuz it buys her her whims and her fantasies..

    ——-

    You type like a dumbass.

  • Rosie

    nikabela said:

    Relax everyone, it’s called parody! And she is making fun of HERSELF and the things she writes about!
    It was funny:)
    —-

    I giggled. But I’ve come to the conclusion that people on mass have no sense of humor.

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: hbic

    miley cyrus: dramaqueen

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: little miss perfect

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

    taylor lautner: abs

  • Anonymous

    JonasCyrusSwiftGomez said:

    Fugstin Bieber :D


    oh come on. is cute.

  • JTbaby

    …Some of you people really shouldn’t be up this late since you can’t even handle a simple joke on SNL. I love Taylor and Joe and I can still handle any joke/burn they say at each other because at the end of the day…they’re just teenagers doing their thing. So stop making this into a big deal. Taylor is having fun and being successful while Joe is doing the same thing. They don’t care. Why should you?

  • Anonymous

    taylor isnt over joe jonas!

  • Anonymous

    My Bullshit…by Taylor Swifty

    HAHA pretty much.

  • what a hoot!

    Anonymous6 said:

    She insists on bringing it up all the time, it was bad enough the first time but she clearly hasnt moved on. Does she think its ok to repeatedly treash him in public? they weren’t even dating for that long, he can’t have ruined her life totally.
    _____________________________

    Oh please, this was just a skit for SNL. If Joe were on SNL & did a skit on his break up with Taylor it would be ok with you – right? Taylor does not give a hoot about Joe & she has moved on – this was just a skit!

  • Anonymous

    I corrected:
    taylor swift: dramaqueen

    miley cyrus: hbic

    demi lovato: gril with issues

    selena gomez: girl with even bigger issues

    justin bieber: babyface (trufax)

    joe jonas: douchebag

    nick jonas: boy that doesn’t know what he wants

    kevin jonas: boy that got what he wants

    there.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    you might think i’d bring up Joe
    that guy who broke up with me on the phone
    but im not gonna mention him…
    in my monologue
    Hey Joe! Im Doing Real Well!
    tonight im hosting SNL
    but im not gonna brag about that..
    In My Monologue

    Oh Cry me a river! She hardly said anythng about him. Go cry to your mommy

  • Anonymous

    no i would like her to die because she is a worthless piece of shit.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Taylor, you lost a fan in me. Truly disappointed. Please show some maturity. Joe is no longer a teenager, and you are almost 20 yourself. Time to grow up.

    More like you grow up. This is called SNL! Its a joke, a joke is something not taken seriously. Well your taking it offensive

  • kait

    bac-a-bac-a-bac-a-bac-a-bac-a-bac-a-bac barack obama

  • Hello Im Alyssa

    Gah, I hope Kanye interupts her ass again.

    She has to have karma coming her way. I dont see how she can not be over Joe after a YEAR. hahah pathetic! And, she is dating her “Best” Firends Ex Boyfriend. She seems like a great friend to have. hahah! (For all of you who dont get it, I was being sarcastic.)

  • Anonymous

    ok, maybe he hung up IDK ONLY JOE AND TAYLOR KNOWS!! its there bussiness anyway. im a joe supporter but really, idk what happend, then all of you dont know eather. yes joe said that she hung up first but we really dont know

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    i love how the jb fans are bitching at justin bieber.

    justin actually has less haters than jb does, theres even a facebook page called “JB sucks” and has over 100,000 members.
    ——–

    Screw those people. They make those groups out of jealousy and hatred.

    Oh, and if you want to see haters…go to YT, type in Justin Bieber One Time. Then look at the comments…

  • ??

    oh oceanup
    typical, over-reacting, idiotic oceanup
    i love you guys
    but if i was trapped in a room with y’all
    i think i would commit homicide

  • JonasxCyrus

    I got a question for you guys:
    If Joe Jonas said something about Taylor Swift, no one would care BUT when Taylor Swift mentions JB, its like world war 3. So why is that?
    ———–
    Beacuse jonas fans run this f***king site!

  • nikabela

    I thought the same. They take everything so seriously. It’s ridiculous.

  • Anonymous

    OMG people it was just a skit jesus she is over joe she just put it that funny monologue song an taylor is hilarious an amazing :)

  • Anonmymous

    ike i said i was mad so bad language comes naturally with that. and hiding behind the computer? as if i have a fucking choice like i can go through it and reveal myself or something. seriously no. you are also on here as well as everyone else. the point is to write an opinion and im trying to vent out mine now and not ever talk about it again. gtfover it

    I guarantee you would never say that to Taylor’s face.

    sexybeast are u like an expert on owning people? you do it all the time…props toy ou lmao

  • Anonymous

    taylor stfu its getting really old

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 7, 2009 @ 11:58 pm
    YouBelongWithMe said:

    Your a fucking bitch to think that was funny..it was a last dig…joke on her she wants him to pine over him for so long and HE has moved on..she tasted his paradise to whatever degree that makes her crazy and he is well off without your kiss ass of everyone in the industry majesty..
    ——
    I guess I am a bitch. Why are you taking this so seriously! If you can’t take this joke SNL is not a show for you! You need to realize that just because she mentions Joe you don’t need to go nuts. If Joe said something about her on a comedy show, I would laugh. Because its funny.
    ***********
    what the fuck is your problem..I dont stick my finger where she wants it like you…

    It wasnt funny and mentioning Joe was her mistake and a professional no no…

    someone clearly should of told your misguided guild that it was the wrong thing to do and stop being her shield..

    She clearly doesnt get it…and I guess you dont either..what a shame..the both of you are failed and need to get in the game to play fair..

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    You know the only young star I really respect is Nick Jonas.

    I’m not really a Jonas Brothers fan, but I’ve always admired him so much and I am so proud of him for breaking away and doing his own thing.

    I’m definately excited to check out his new stuff, that kid is effing talented.

    Sorry, I know this is random, but it’s late and I’m new here, and I just wanted to share my excitment at being a Nick Jonas fan.
    XD
    ———–

    Agreed 100% <3

  • Anonymous

    justin bieber: baby face
    ————
    justin bieber: poser, he’ll never be famous as long as the JoBros are here.
    Sucks for him!
    —–

    Justin is bleh xP
    ——
    trying hard to be the new aaron carter. Poor boy. He’s ugly

  • Anonymous

    A few days ago her brother just following in twitter Nick and courtney and courtney in this moment following to her brother for that the whole world saw it

    Sure she put post in oceanup of that they together
    —–
    Courtney and her family say to several persons that she is girlfriend of nick and she has his private twitter
    —-
    It is true.. I to see it in Courtney and brother twitter He JUST following Nick and Courtney, all is publicity
    ——
    True

  • Anonymous

    taylor >>>>>>>>>>>> miley

  • jenny jenny

    HAHAHA!
    i like both the jonas brothers and taylor,
    but that was hilarious. and whats even more hilarious is the fact that all you fans are freaking out about it. Its fucking SNL. have you never seen it before? because if you have then you know that they joke about everything and everybody.
    and calling her pathetic makes you pathetic! who is the one selling out arenas, breaking records, and receiving numerous awards?
    the point is it was a JOKE. she made one little remark and everyones like ‘omg, she needs to get over it.’
    And how do you guys know how nice of a guy joe is? its not like you KNOW him. like really know him. not just a meet and greet. people can fake a lot of things.
    but whatever, i think she did a good job! (:

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I got a question for you guys:
    If Joe Jonas said something about Taylor Swift, no one would care BUT when Taylor Swift mentions JB, its like world war 3. So why is that?

  • Kristen827

    NIGHTY NIGHT JEALOUS HATERZ :)

    btw taylor sounds amazing in concert the reason why she aint so great on tv shows is cause she’s nervous dipshits :P

  • Rosie

    what a hoot! said:

    Anonymous6 said:

    She insists on bringing it up all the time, it was bad enough the first time but she clearly hasnt moved on. Does she think its ok to repeatedly treash him in public? they weren’t even dating for that long, he can’t have ruined her life totally.
    _____________________________

    Oh please, this was just a skit for SNL. If Joe were on SNL & did a skit on his break up with Taylor it would be ok with you – right? Taylor does not give a hoot about Joe & she has moved on – this was just a skit!
    —-

    I don’t know if you EVER really move on 100 percent from any relationship, like there’s always going to be some emotional baggage, especially when you’re as famous as they are and so it’s not like they’re going to be able to escape each other. That said, you’re totally right in that it was just a skit, and honestly I thought she would be a lot nastier about him, given some previous examples when she wasn’t quite as removed from the relationship as she is now.
    It’s not really a big deal though is it? I mean, no one can be suprised that they’re not bffs…

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: hbic

    miley cyrus: dramaqueen

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: little miss perfect

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

    taylor lautner: abs

  • Anonymous

    You want to kill her? Hun it’s time to see a therapist. All joking aside.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I got a question for you guys:
    If Joe Jonas said something about Taylor Swift, no one would care BUT when Taylor Swift mentions JB, its like world war 3. So why is that?
    ———–
    Beacuse jonas fans run this f***king site!
    —–
    I agree

  • ssexybeast

    She DID hang up. Joe posted a blog about it after the incident. He explained himself, and then all that was left to do was move on. He said “I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Obviously these feelings weren’t well received. I did not hang up. The other person did.”

    Woah, she framed him lol

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: Girl who can’t get over her ex.

    miley cyrus: dramaqueen

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: little miss perfect

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

  • Laurisss

    She totally needs to get over it and grow up a little.she’s obviously not doing well if she´s still talking about it!!!! Joe is way better that her!!!
    Maldita tan bobaa!!!

  • Anonymous

    wow 3 months…that must have been one serious relationship….since she cant get over him!

  • Anonymous
  • Courtney

    Get over yourselves little teenies. SNL is for jokes and skits. Not a freaking news channel. Just because she mentioned it doesn’t mean she’s not over it. Get over yourselves little girls.

    They can deal with their own problems without your little comments about it.

  • ssexybeast

    aww you poor prepubescent teen :(

    you do realize what you just said is complete bullshit, the jonas brothers have NEVER hosted saturday night live before. aha

    you also prove my point that most of these people have never watched snl before. either way your fucking jealous…

    taylor gets the hot boys, and your an obsessive jonas brothers fan.

    btw joe is not the “bigger person”
    hes actually a big DOUCHEBAG

    please stfu asap kthanks

    THIS.

    ….is stupid

  • Anonymous

    She is annoying me.
    Like really taylor get over him!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    love Taylor..HAHA JOE.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Attention Taylor Zombies…it was a dig…and not funny..

    GODDAMN get out of her ass..she is kind to your face and is slaphappy you buy her CD cuz it buys her her whims and her fantasies..
    ——-
    I thought it was funny. You didn’t like it because she mentioned your Joe Jonas. You have to realize you guys take things to seriously. Joe would just laugh it off because he is not immature like you guys

  • JB

    he wants to spend time with his gf?? canceled a concert, he says I sick and lies to his fans!! it is Nasty

    LMAO what celeb hasnt lied to his or her fans? Beyonce does it too

    but the people badly because Nick is sick and Nick of party of birthday with his brother and his … it is cruel for his fans

  • Leena

    does anyone know what she said about taylor L? i don’t really feel like watching the whole thing.

  • Syds.

    Can you imagine the blowout if Miley called someone a douche bag?

    I’m just sayin.
    ————
    She’d get murdered. Not saying it’s right, but it’s the truth.

  • Carpe Diem

    Taylor fans you sound really immature when you call the Jonas Brothers ‘faggots’ What if one of them really were gay? I think ALL of you sound really dumb right now. I’m mostly disappointed in the way the Taylor fans are acting and I LOVE her. I just get mad when you guys bring words like ‘gay’ and ‘faggot’ I’m really against that. The Jonas Brothers are actually three of the sweetest guys and they’re so kind. Taylor is beautiful and down to earth. I don’t see why you all have to be so heartless. I think they’d like better behavior from their fans.

  • Anonymous

    Why must people freak out and whine when joe gets dissed as if they themselves were actually insulted? seriously now, lets worry more about our own lives.

  • Hibz

    You know the only young star I really respect is Nick Jonas.

    I’m not really a Jonas Brothers fan, but I’ve always admired him so much and I am so proud of him for breaking away and doing his own thing.

    I’m definately excited to check out his new stuff, that kid is effing talented.

    Sorry, I know this is random, but it’s late and I’m new here, and I just wanted to share my excitment at being a Nick Jonas fan.
    XD

    ———————————

    I agree with you. So effing much. :P

  • Anonymous

    Oh My God people need to GROW UP and get out of their room staring at their posters so they can talk to a real person and not at their Joe Jonas Life-size Cardboard. If they did, then they would see that this is a joke. It’s SNL for God’s fucking sake, of course she was going to mention it! It made headlines, and people talked about it – and apparently they still can’t get ovet it – forever it just makes sense that she would make a joke out of it, just like she poked fun at Kanye. You guys STILL hating on Taylor because of what happened over a year ago need to get a life and worry about your own – or lack there of I guess.
    I love them both and I think they are both over it, Really it’s the fans who need to calm the hell down. Now, you may not like Taylor, and that’s just fine but this all hating thing is stupid and childish. And Saying that Taylor is only popular because of what happened is ridiculous seeing as she is now WAY more successfull than them. Don’t deny it because you don’t like her, it’s a fact. She has outsold them, won more awards, and is getting praises by just about everyone in the business whereas the JB are still not taken seriously by a lot of people and are slowly fading (again, FACT). Like I said, I really do love them both, but I’m not unrealistic, and even though it sadden me that the JoBros are not as popular and still made fun of, it’s the truth.

  • Anonymous

    ssexybeast said:

    like i said i was mad so bad language comes naturally with that. and hiding behind the computer? as if i have a fucking choice like i can go through it and reveal myself or something. seriously no. you are also on here as well as everyone else. the point is to write an opinion and im trying to vent out mine now and not ever talk about it again. gtfover it

    I guarantee you would never say that to Taylor’s face.

    ===========
    lmao are you kidding me? if i was given the opportunity to be in a room with taylor swift i would most def. tell her that. i like JB and i don’t appreciate her constantly saying those things about joe to make herself the victim.

  • Emmy

    This post is giving me a migraine.

    Bye bye crazies <3

  • Shanelalala

    Agreed. Nicely said. I like both Jonas Brothers and Taylor Swift and I really don’t care about the whole Joe vs. Taylor stuff, but this song was actually pretty hilarious.When I heard this on SNL I had a feeling people were gonna start attacking Taylor again for being a so called “bitch” and I was right.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    This is what I think…

    Taylor Swift: Talented, but sometimes desperate

    Miley Cyrus: Good performer, but sometimes too seductive

    Demi Lovato: Talented, but seems to lie a lot

    Selena Gomez: cute and sweet, but too perfect all the time

    Justin Bieber: fag xD

    Joe Jonas- Sexyyy, and has a smooth, amazing voice, can be a douche sometimes

    Nick Jonas: mature, talented, but confused

    Kevin Jonas: sweet and romantic.

    there XD

  • joeisthebiggerman

    Yes but Miley doesn’t go around and saying shit about Nick. She is over him if you havent notcied.

    Oh nad the Jonas Brothers made Taylor huge. Once she told the world about her break up with joe, people started noticing her. I never knew who the hell she was until she started dating Joe.

    Your fuckin pathetic Kristen, just like Taylor Swift. Get your facts straight bitch

  • joeismylove

    I got a question for you guys:
    If Joe Jonas said something about Taylor Swift, no one would care BUT when Taylor Swift mentions JB, its like world war 3. So why is that?

    no one is gonna answer that because they dont know why. Including me. But, did you see her perform untoucable?!

  • Anonymous

    It was a dig at him not a joke.You say we need to get our heads out of JB’s asses but I think the same thing about you all.Get your head out of her ass.

  • Anonymous

    Okay, I love both Joe and Taylor.
    But she needs to just get over it now. C’mon, it’s been over a year now. Act your age Tay. We get that Joe hurt you, he’s a guy, that’s what they do. But seriously, I’m so over this, it’s time she was too. :\

  • ssexybeast

    lmao are you kidding me? if i was given the opportunity to be in a room with taylor swift i would most def. tell her that. i like JB and i don’t appreciate her constantly saying those things about joe to make herself the victim.

    Sure you would.

  • clarkandmichael

    Dear (select) Jonas fans,

    There is a reason those boys are not taken seriously and it is your fault. This could potentially be as ridiculous as the chosen few who tried to threaten Chelsea Handler with such notes as “i hope you go in a whole and die.” Haven’t we done this tango enough. Haven’t you made them look ridiculous enough. You fans get ridiculed more then those boys do, and you honestly wonder why. What a joke.

    Love,
    A fellow human being trying to rid the world of stupidity, one imbecile at a time.

  • TheOnlyLola

    Disney SECRETS….
    I DON’T BELIEVE THIS BUT STILL
    SOME OF IT WE FIGURED ALREADY AND OTHERS IDK:

    http://community.livejournal.com/anythingdisney/1393757.html

    http://community.livejournal.com/anythingdisney/1393757.html

    Check it out seriously
    ————-

    Its funny cause after she wrote “xoxoxo, GossipiGirl.”
    she write “LOL I was kiddin”
    basically is not true she was probably jk to see how many ppl would react haha

  • Anonymous1189

    you’re all morons.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Ugh, I can’t watch Taylor on SNL. What did she say about Joe, though?

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: hbic
    miley cyrus: hbic
    demi lovato: lying bitch
    selena gomez: little miss perfect faker
    justin bieber: babyface
    joe jonas: douchebag whore
    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex currently dating a pedo
    kevin jonas: the engaged one

    joe is a douchebag for not having feelings for taylor anymore? oh em gee!

    and no honey, selena is not a faker. just because you don’t put your private life out there, don’t have scandals, or is genuinely nice, does NOT mean your fake.

    if so, then hey half the girls in the world must be fake =]

  • Charlotte-x-

    Everyone stare at this for at least 2 minutes and calm the fuck down.

    http://trinitychapelag.org/files/Missionettes/Rainbows.jpg

  • Anonymous

    LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
    I’M TEAM SWIFT,
    BUT I’LL ADMIT JOE USED TO HAVE NICE HAIR,
    LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

    :)

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Taylor fans you sound really immature when you call the Jonas Brothers ‘faggots’ What if one of them really were gay? I think ALL of you sound really dumb right now. I’m mostly disappointed in the way the Taylor fans are acting and I LOVE her. I just get mad when you guys bring words like ‘gay’ and ‘faggot’ I’m really against that. The Jonas Brothers are actually three of the sweetest guys and they’re so kind. Taylor is beautiful and down to earth. I don’t see why you all have to be so heartless. I think they’d like better behavior from their fans.
    —–
    I never called them fags, but the taylor swift fans that said it are probably teenies and what you said its ture

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: Girl who can’t get over her ex.

    miley cyrus: HBIC

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: a fake

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Jokes don’t go on and on. However, SHE’S been going on and on about it for a whole year now.

    What a joke.
    —-
    This is why you need to chill. She hasn’t talked about it for a while it just you ass holes keep on talking about it. You don’t realize its you dumb shits that are actually still talking about it not Taylor. She happens to talk about it, if it kills you that bad go jump off a bridge! Its a joke on a comedy show. DEAL WITH IT

  • Chloex

    You know the only young star I really respect is Nick Jonas.

    I’m not really a Jonas Brothers fan, but I’ve always admired him so much and I am so proud of him for breaking away and doing his own thing.

    I’m definately excited to check out his new stuff, that kid is effing talented.

    Sorry, I know this is random, but it’s late and I’m new here, and I just wanted to share my excitment at being a Nick Jonas fan.
    XD

  • ssexybeast

    taylor swift: sneaky

    miley cyrus: hbic # 1

    demi lovato: very talented

    selena gomez: sweetheart

    justin bieber: cute

    joe jonas: hbic # 2

    nick jonas: driven and cute

    kevin jonas: romantic

    taylor lautner: nice body

  • Anonymous

    Fugstin Bieber :D

    He’s cute.
    Well to me he is. I don’t see any reason to hate him,he’s just trying to live his dream.
    ———————-
    He’s too ambitious. that’s why.
    ———————
    i love how the jb fans are bitching at justin bieber.

    justin actually has less haters than jb does, theres even a facebook page called “JB sucks” and has over 100,000 members.
    ———————–
    because jsutin Booger isn’t that famous and that 100,000 is more than the number of Justin Booger’s fans

  • Anonymous

    I bet if Joseph made a joke about it, it would be just fine.

    ———–

    Haha, seriously. That’s what makes this so funny. Joe’s a perfect angel to some of these girls.

    I mean, Joe’s awesome, but I laughed..so hard.

    She made fun of her bringing Joe up all the time. So by bringing it up that she brings him up makes it funny.

    Guess you just have to understand it.
    Or hit puberty.

    __________________________

    agreed.
    it was super funny.
    and joe will probably never talk about it, i feel like he’s never allowed to say who he’s dating or who he’s not dating.
    not holding my breath for a comment from him.

  • joeismylove

    Taylor fans you sound really immature when you call the Jonas Brothers ‘faggots’ What if one of them really were gay? I think ALL of you sound really dumb right now. I’m mostly disappointed in the way the Taylor fans are acting and I LOVE her. I just get mad when you guys bring words like ‘gay’ and ‘faggot’ I’m really against that. The Jonas Brothers are actually three of the sweetest guys and they’re so kind. Taylor is beautiful and down to earth. I don’t see why you all have to be so heartless. I think they’d like better behavior from their fans.

    I AGREE!!!

  • Kourtney

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    Attention Taylor Zombies…it was a dig…and not funny..

    GODDAMN get out of her ass..she is kind to your face and is slaphappy you buy her CD cuz it buys her her whims and her fantasies..
    ******
    attention you, person who won’t let it go. LET IT GO.

  • Rosie

    JonasCyrusSwiftGomez said:

    You know the only young star I really respect is Nick Jonas.

    I’m not really a Jonas Brothers fan, but I’ve always admired him so much and I am so proud of him for breaking away and doing his own thing.

    I’m definately excited to check out his new stuff, that kid is effing talented.

    Sorry, I know this is random, but it’s late and I’m new here, and I just wanted to share my excitment at being a Nick Jonas fan.
    XD
    ———–

    Agreed 100% <3

    —–

    I don’t know, I kind of admire them all in there own way. I mean Nick is obviously a figure for admiration ’cause of the way he deals with diabetes which has got to suck, and also musically, even if it’s he’s not my favourite, the boy has talent and is obviously very driven.

    But I also really admire Miley, Demi and Selena ’cause I think being a girl, growing up in the public eye and being judged so harshly and openly on your appearance and being forced to watch you say and how you act and not being sure who to trust incase they leak it to the press would suck so much. Especially when they’re constantly compared to each other which, when coupled with hormones and regular old teenage insecurites must be really LAME, and I really admire all three of them for dealing with that and doing what they do and chasing after their dreams.

  • Anonymous

    TAYLOR IS A UGLY BABY.
    JOE IS MUCH BETTER

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Everyone stare at this for at least 2 minutes and calm the fuck down.

    http://trinitychapelag.org/files/Missionettes/Rainbows.jpg
    ——

    How beautiful…lmao.

  • TrueBlue

    Save Nick Jonas said:

    TrueBlue said:

    Save Nick Jonas

    I’m sorry but.. save him from what exactly? The boy isn’t actually as innocent as he seems

    ====

    Ever heard of ‘mileysavefuzzy’ on twitter?
    It’s a joke, Miley stan.

    ====

    Ooh I get it now. I didn’t see the connection before. My b I’m just kind of Nick bitter lately haha.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    what the fuck is your problem..I dont stick my finger where she wants it like you…

    It wasnt funny and mentioning Joe was her mistake and a professional no no…

    someone clearly should of told your misguided guild that it was the wrong thing to do and stop being her shield..

    She clearly doesnt get it…and I guess you dont either..what a shame..the both of you are failed and need to get in the game to play fair..
    ——-
    ITS ON SNL! YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T LIKE THOSE KINDS OF JOKES. SO SNL IS NOT THE SHOW FOR YOU! SO TAKING THIS SO GOD DAM SERIOUSLY! A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. I BET YOU IF JOE DID THE EXACT SAME THING I WOULD THINK IT WAS FUNNY TOO! I AM NOT YELLING OR W/E I JUST DECIDED TO PUT THIS ON CAPS! SO PLEASE IF YOU DO NOT ENJOY HER MUSIC AND YOU DEEPLY HATE HER WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THIS POST?

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: hbic

    miley cyrus: likes to show off her butt cheeks

    demi lovato: lying bitch w/issues

    selena gomez: little miss perfect/fake bitch

    justin bieber: babyface/poser

    joe jonas: douchebag/robert pattinson wannabe

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

    taylor lautner: has balls to be seen w/taylor in public unlike joe

  • misguided gts.

    MILEYS STILL IN LOVE AND OBSESSED WITH NICK AND STILL BRINGS UP SHIT ABOUT HIM AND IT”S BEEN 2 YEARS SO STFU YOU JEALOUS FUCKS!!!!
    IF ANYONE NEEDS TO GET OVER SOMETHING ITS MILEY NEEDS TO GET OVER NICK :P

    TAYLOR IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW!!
    SHE’S ON TOP BECAUSE OF HER TALENT NOT HER LOOKS…..THAT’S THE ONLY REASON THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE HUGE!!!
    ———-
    don’t bring Miley in this please, because you’re being ridic.

  • JonasxCyrus

    Hmmmm……let me think…I do know better than her to go twice in public on national tv and diss..shame on you for thinking what she did in the name of “comedy”, bad at that was right…

    Period..I stand by my words..
    —–
    Fuck, you need to get out of joe’s ass and realize it was a JOKE.
    I mean i love Joe and Taylor but c’mon is was funny
    ********************

    Your a fucking bitch to think that was funny..it was a last dig…joke on her she wants him to pine over him for so long and HE has moved on..she tasted his paradise to whatever degree that makes her crazy and he is well off without your kiss ass of everyone in the industry majesty..
    ———-
    Ok, you are really sad.

  • Anonymous333

    believe it because courtney not in twitter and her last tweet 4:59 PM Nov 6th

    If I’m a fan of Zurich I would be very angry

    well duh he wants to spend time with his gf without his crazy fans following him
    —-
    he wants to spend time with his gf?? canceled a concert, he says I sick and lies to his fans!! it is Nasty
    ————————————-
    Are you nuts? The Jonas Brothers would never cancel a concert unless one of them was sick & Nick is one of the primary singers so they could not do without him. Cancelling a concert costs money (giving the money for the tickets sold back to the people) & bad press. I don’t think any performer would cancel without good reason.
    IDK if Courtney is there – & I don’t beleive these so called witness’ that say she is there, but even if she is – Nick is the most focused one on his career & would never cancel unless he was really too sick to go on. plus this is a Taylor Swift posting IDK why this is a topic of discussion here.

  • Anonymous

    Oh My God people need to GROW UP and get out of their room staring at their posters so they can talk to a real person and not at their Joe Jonas Life-size Cardboard. If they did, then they would see that this is a joke. It’s SNL for God’s fucking sake, of course she was going to mention it! It made headlines, and people talked about it – and apparently they still can’t get ovet it – forever it just makes sense that she would make a joke out of it, just like she poked fun at Kanye. You guys STILL hating on Taylor because of what happened over a year ago need to get a life and worry about your own – or lack there of I guess.
    I love them both and I think they are both over it, Really it’s the fans who need to calm the hell down. Now, you may not like Taylor, and that’s just fine but this all hating thing is stupid and childish. And Saying that Taylor is only popular because of what happened is ridiculous seeing as she is now WAY more successfull than them. Don’t deny it because you don’t like her, it’s a fact. She has outsold them, won more awards, and is getting praises by just about everyone in the business whereas the JB are still not taken seriously by a lot of people and are slowly fading (again, FACT). Like I said, I really do love them both, but I’m not unrealistic, and even though it sadden me that the JoBros are not as popular and still made fun of, it’s the truth.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    She totally needs to get over it and grow up a little.she’s obviously not doing well if she´s still talking about it!!!! Joe is way better that her!!!
    Maldita tan bobaa!!!

    Its called SNL you retard. Its a comedy show, if you don’t like this then its not a show for you. Your too young, too dumb, too immature to watch it. You will like when your older and you would be like ”I was an idiot when I was younger” And if you are even more blind

    if your wondering if i might be dating
    the werewolf from Twilight… *Hi Taylor*
    im not gonna comment on that
    In my monologue
    LaLa. LaLaLaLaLa.
    this is my musical monologue

    SHE IS MOVING ON YOU RETARD

  • AnonymousLovesJoe

    Joe WAS on SNL a nd he was too CLASSY to do a skit about mouse face. Get ur facts straight. He has never publicly ridiculed her for her psycho bizarro behaviour but she has repeatedly done so to him in interviews and ‘skits’ just cause he didn’t want to date her sorry a$$. another glimpse of why he is good to have that mess out of his personal daily life.

  • ssexybeast

    sexybeast are u like an expert on owning people? you do it all the time…props toy ou lmao

    No, I’ve just been in their position before and I realized soon enough that it wasn’t right, thank God for that.
    And thank you for your compliment? I’m not really sure if it was meant as an insult though.

  • JonasxCyrus

    Eveyone needs to leave Taylor alone:)
    Jonas fans are really piss me off right now!

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    When Joe said country stars no one gave a shit. Why can’t you guys just realize they’re JOKING. It’s HUMOR. It’s meant to be funny not to be bitched at. Sit back, enjoy the show and stop whining. Fucking annoying.

    ________________

    exactly!
    they have both obviously moved on.
    joe just went a lot faster then taylor(camilla)
    she’s over it. hello! she’s dating taylor (apparently)

  • Cherry

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    Your a fucking bitch to think that was funny..it was a last dig…joke on her she wants him to pine over him for so long and HE has moved on..she tasted his paradise to whatever degree that makes her crazy and he is well off without your kiss ass of everyone in the industry majesty..
    ——
    I guess I am a bitch. Why are you taking this so seriously! If you can’t take this joke SNL is not a show for you! You need to realize that just because she mentions Joe you don’t need to go nuts. If Joe said something about her on a comedy show, I would laugh. Because its funny.
    ***********
    what the fuck is your problem..I dont stick my finger where she wants it like you…

    It wasnt funny and mentioning Joe was her mistake and a professional no no…

    someone clearly should of told your misguided guild that it was the wrong thing to do and stop being her shield..

    She clearly doesnt get it…and I guess you dont either..what a shame..the both of you are failed and need to get in the game to play fair..
    ——-

    Uhhh Huuuuu

    You do realize that since you type like a retard on steroids i can’t fully understand you?

  • Anonymous

    ustin bieber: baby face
    ————
    justin bieber: poser, he’ll never be famous as long as the JoBros are here.
    Sucks for him!
    —–

    Justin is bleh xP
    ——
    trying hard to be the new aaron carter. Poor boy. He’s ugly
    ——-

    how do you guyys know he isn’t going to be that famous watch his cd is going to go to number 1. and plus thats how jb started they were nothing untill little mrs. cyrus came.

  • JonasGirl001

    My Jonases is the attack on for tonight? 0.0

  • Anonymous

    poor taylor, she cant get over joe lol
    can we say pathetic?
    i mean really its been what a year and a half?

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    When Joe said country stars no one gave a shit. Why can’t you guys just realize they’re JOKING. It’s HUMOR. It’s meant to be funny not to be bitched at. Sit back, enjoy the show and stop whining. Fucking annoying.

    ________________

    exactly!
    they have both obviously moved on.
    joe just went a lot faster then taylor(camilla)
    she’s over it. hello! she’s dating taylor (apparently)

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    You know the only young star I really respect is Nick Jonas.

    I’m not really a Jonas Brothers fan, but I’ve always admired him so much and I am so proud of him for breaking away and doing his own thing.

    I’m definately excited to check out his new stuff, that kid is effing talented.

    Sorry, I know this is random, but it’s late and I’m new here, and I just wanted to share my excitment at being a Nick Jonas fan.
    XD
    ———–

    Agreed 100% <3

    —–

    I don’t know, I kind of admire them all in there own way. I mean Nick is obviously a figure for admiration ’cause of the way he deals with diabetes which has got to suck, and also musically, even if it’s he’s not my favourite, the boy has talent and is obviously very driven.

    But I also really admire Miley, Demi and Selena ’cause I think being a girl, growing up in the public eye and being judged so harshly and openly on your appearance and being forced to watch you say and how you act and not being sure who to trust incase they leak it to the press would suck so much. Especially when they’re constantly compared to each other which, when coupled with hormones and regular old teenage insecurites must be really LAME, and I really admire all three of them for dealing with that and doing what they do and chasing after their dreams.
    ————-

    Oh I love Miley, Sel, and Demi too. I was just agreeing with that person on how talented Nick is and how excited I am for his project.

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: Girl who can’t get over her ex.

    miley cyrus: HBIC

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: a fake

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex dating a Pedo now. Lost his innocence ;(

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

  • YouBelongWithMe

    does anyone know what she said about taylor L? i don’t really feel like watching the whole thing.
    —–if your wondering if i might be dating
    the werewolf from Twilight… *Hi Taylor*
    im not gonna comment on that
    In my monologue
    LaLa. LaLaLaLaLa.
    this is my musical monologue

  • Lilly

    Cherry said:

    disney controls everyone on it. selena and miley have to pretend they like each other. none of them are allowed to say certain things in their interviews. even demi admitted all the crap disney makes them do in an interview cause its true
    —–

    I am just going to bring it out here: Miley seems to do and say whatever the fuck she wants.
    ——————–
    i think that why she so funny and partly why i love her. unlike most stars she doesn’t censor or hold herself back.
    —–

    I laughed so hard when she said that she said “I’m not raising your kids” to parents. HAHA picture the looks on their faces when she said that.
    ————————————
    see that why i love her. no one else would even dare of thinking about saying that except for her.
    —–

    I was in a Salon today and i picked up Comso, Megan Fox was on the cover so i decided to read her interview. I usually dislike her but after reading it i found her to be so fucking funny.

    But i still think she is an ungrateful brat.

    She gained points in my book though.
    —————————————
    Megan Fox sometime really funny because she doesn’t care what others think but it just doesn’t come off the same way as miley.

    i just don’t like how guys act when they see her. i went to see tranformers 2 with a couple of my guy friend and the first sence where she comes on they started cheering and i made it my job to hit them all in the back of the head.

  • JonasGirl001

    Where are all of my Jonases!?

  • Anonymous

    taylor lautner: ugly with nice body
    taylor swift: sometimes pretty but most of the times not

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    ssexybeast said:

    like i said i was mad so bad language comes naturally with that. and hiding behind the computer? as if i have a fucking choice like i can go through it and reveal myself or something. seriously no. you are also on here as well as everyone else. the point is to write an opinion and im trying to vent out mine now and not ever talk about it again. gtfover it

    I guarantee you would never say that to Taylor’s face.

    ===========
    lmao are you kidding me? if i was given the opportunity to be in a room with taylor swift i would most def. tell her that. i like JB and i don’t appreciate her constantly saying those things about joe to make herself the victim.

    Sure you would.


    LMAO

  • Hibz @AustralianFFE

    MILEYS STILL IN LOVE AND OBSESSED WITH NICK AND STILL BRINGS UP SHIT ABOUT HIM AND IT”S BEEN 2 YEARS SO STFU YOU JEALOUS FUCKS!!!!
    IF ANYONE NEEDS TO GET OVER SOMETHING ITS MILEY NEEDS TO GET OVER NICK :P

    TAYLOR IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW!!
    SHE’S ON TOP BECAUSE OF HER TALENT NOT HER LOOKS…..THAT’S THE ONLY REASON THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE HUGE!!!

    ————————————–

    MILEY DATED NICK FOR A WHOLE TWO FUCKING YEARS. TAYLOR DATED JOE FOR WHAT, 4 OR 5 MONTHS? SHE’S GOING ON ABOUT IN A GOOD WAY. TAYLOR’S JUST MAKING HERSELF LOOK BAD. THEY ONLY DATED FOR A FEW MONTHS, SHE MAKES IT SOUND LIKE THEY DATES FOR 26 YEARS. JESUS CHRIST! lmaooo

  • Anonymous

    This is the reason I don’t go on OceanUP anymore. If I see “OMG TAYLOR IT’S BEEN A YEAR LET IT GO” one more time I will shot someone. She hasn’t talked about it in forever. It’s SNL! You’re supposed to make jokes about your life and your fame and events that have happened. It’s not like she even wrote it.

    I love how the Joe thing is the only thing you guys focus on. So you’re telling her to get over it when you can’t let it go yourself. Because that makes sense. I’m personally a fan of both, whenever one makes a joke about the other I actually laugh. They’re TEENAGERS. They don’t like each other. I’m over it, you’re over it. Done.

  • Kourtney

    Chloex said:

    You know the only young star I really respect is Nick Jonas.

    I’m not really a Jonas Brothers fan, but I’ve always admired him so much and I am so proud of him for breaking away and doing his own thing.

    I’m definately excited to check out his new stuff, that kid is effing talented.

    Sorry, I know this is random, but it’s late and I’m new here, and I just wanted to share my excitment at being a Nick Jonas fan.
    XD
    *****
    thats awesome. I’m super excited for Nick, getting to make his own album. it must be very exciting. :)

  • ladeedah

    aOh please she’s an attention slut, just trying to get more pity to boost her record sales again. She is pathetic
    …………
    oh please, you are PATHETIC if you think she needs to do anything to boost her record sales! Her album “Taylor Swift” has broken all Billboard records by remaining on the Billboard 200 for 157 weeks LONGER then ANYONE EVER! and that her “Fearless” album is back up to #3 on the Billboard 200 – & has been in the top 20 for over 51 weeks & her album “Fearless” has already been certified 5 X Platinium = over 5 Million in sales & she has sold over 10 Million albums since 2006. Get a life and get the facts before you try to trash Taylor Swift. All you Jonas & Miley freaks are so jealous & think ONLY they should do well. Face it this is Taylor’s year & she also racked up 6 American Music Awards nominations (more than anyone else). Where are your Jonas Brothers? No nominations!

    —–

    This is Taylors year? well she better enjoy it while shes got the chance.

    the bottome line is this crap isnt funny any more. and she IS doing it to boost her record sales cause money is the only thing this sad excuse for a person is EVER going to have so i would advise her to fall in love with IT while she’s got it.

    Even with all her record sales and handpicked awards, she STILL isnt monetarily worth as much as Miley or Jonas and will never be as marketable as they are. so dont even compare them.

    She is a sad! Sad! Sad! Sad! and pathetic girl.

    She wasnt even important enough for even the lowest of the gossips mags to write about when she didnt even get invited to the premiere of a movie SHE guest starred in! how sad!

    now if they had added that to the show, i would have laughed. And THAT would have been making fun of herself. She is obviously comfortable enough to make fun of others to make herself look good.

    How can you worship someone who habititually has nothing else to talk about? Her life is SO boring that she doesnt HAVE anything else to add.

    another mark on the pathetic list.

    the only thing great about this SNL is that its over! please dont even rerun it NBC! make her a copy and burn everything else you’ve got. not even the writers saved her this week.

  • NUMNUM

    As for the whole Taylor Swift thing.
    She isnt “dragging it on” or “not moving on”.
    On SNL when you guest star, usually the writers pick things that the person has been doing or has been said about them. Like the whole Kanye West thing and the Joe Jonas thing.
    The writers make alot of the descisions. And it was heeeellla funny when she said the thing about Joe.
    Im a huge jonas fan and gonna see them next week, and i still found that absalutly hilarious. Its SNL they take the piss. If you dont like it dont watch it. Shes over it.

  • Anonymous

    taylor joe is the best he is better than you.. and he is to much for you…

  • Lilly

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    Do you honestly not know how to take a joke? If you are taking this too seriously then this show isn’t right for you. Like my favorite line is ”She is still talking about it” um no offense, its you. She hasn’t talked about Joe in a while and its funny you think she keeps on talking about it when its you ass holes. UGH! You need to get a life. I bet you if Joe said something about Taylor Swift nothing would happen but when something gets mentioned about Joe you don’t like it. You need to realize you are really immature and this is a comedy show. STOP TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY!
    ——————————-
    i get that the part about joe was probably writen by the writers and that the writers proabbly wanted to add it in and not taylor. but i can’t help wish that she said no to the idea. sure it would it will bring a big laugh but like you said everyone saying ‘she still talking about it’. the smart move would have been not to talk about it at all.

    SNL hosts are known to mock themsleves will what every scandal or rumor is tied to them at the moment. for example, when paula abdul hosted there was a big scandal going on about her sleeping with a contestant and she made fun of that. that why there no surprise that taylor made fun of kanye west because that was recent. what not recent is the breakup with joe, that why bringing it up dosn’t seem so much like a joke anymore. we all heard that joke before lets move on. another reason why i would want to bring it up if i was her, is SNL make jokes on things that everyone knows. so even if you not a big fan of the person your get the joke. like everyone knows about the VMAs that made national news. so by still associating herself with the breakup, she in a way showing that people still know her as joe’s ex-girlfriend instend of taylor swift the artist. on the bright side this has turn into one of the most funniest post i been on in a while.

  • sele

    hahaha the fans with prayers and Nick/Courtney of party wow

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    justin bieber: baby face
    ————
    justin bieber: poser, he’ll never be famous as long as the JoBros are here.
    Sucks for him!
    —–

    Justin is bleh xP
    ——
    trying hard to be the new aaron carter. Poor boy. He’s ugly
    ——-

    how do you guyys know he isn’t going to be that famous watch his cd is going to go to number 1. and plus thats how jb started they were nothing untill little mrs. cyrus came.
    —-

    Yeah because all those 11 year olds and under who like auto tuned crap are gonna buy it. Right now, I hate Justin’s music. Hopefully he’ll get better as he gets older.

  • Anonymous

    look. there’s a difference between joking around and just poking fun at people and then down right being rude and annoying. taylor passed that fine line and is proudly standing in the rude side of it. she didn’t have to bring it up or call im a douchebag or try and rub it in his face like a 10 year old. theyre both adults here [or one of them is ] and they should act like adults. you dont see camille bell running around saying this stuff.

  • TrueBlue

    Fucking EPIC. Say what you want about her, but that girl is BOLD.

  • Hibz

    okay i’m peacing out! and to all of you who are saying nick lied about being sick to spend time with his “girlfriend”… GROW THE EFF UP! that is NOT something nick would do. people get sick. it’s normal. and when you have diabetes, it’s really important when you’re sick. you can’t just go out and do a concert. goodnight and goodbye! (it’s almost 1AM in Australia, lmfaoo). <3

  • Anonymous

    ustin bieber: baby face
    ————
    justin bieber: poser, he’ll never be famous as long as the JoBros are here.
    Sucks for him!
    —–

    Justin is bleh xP
    ——
    trying hard to be the new aaron carter. Poor boy. He’s ugly
    ——-

    how do you guyys know he isn’t going to be that famous watch his cd is going to go to number 1. and plus thats how jb started they were nothing untill little mrs. cyrus came.
    ——–
    justin bieber is nothing til Usher came

  • BLAHBLAHBLAH

    MILEYS STILL IN LOVE AND OBSESSED WITH NICK AND STILL BRINGS UP SHIT ABOUT HIM AND IT”S BEEN 2 YEARS SO STFU YOU JEALOUS FUCKS!!!!
    IF ANYONE NEEDS TO GET OVER SOMETHING ITS MILEY NEEDS TO GET OVER NICK :P

    TAYLOR IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW!!
    SHE’S ON TOP BECAUSE OF HER TALENT NOT HER LOOKS…..THAT’S THE ONLY REASON THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE HUGE!!!

    ————————————–

    MILEY DATED NICK FOR A WHOLE TWO FUCKING YEARS. TAYLOR DATED JOE FOR WHAT, 4 OR 5 MONTHS? SHE’S GOING ON ABOUT IN A GOOD WAY. TAYLOR’S JUST MAKING HERSELF LOOK BAD. THEY ONLY DATED FOR A FEW MONTHS, SHE MAKES IT SOUND LIKE THEY DATES FOR 26 YEARS. JESUS CHRIST! lmaooo

  • Anonymous

    Um, yeah, she’s on lameass SNL, and JB is in the middle of their sold out world tour, on a completely different continent. Hosting SNL is nothing to brag about and I seriously doubt the boys give a damn. And, they WERE in two skits and performed twice on SNL in February, BEFORE her sorry ass was ever considered being on there. I’m so sick of hearing about how successful she is and all the millions of CDs she’s sold and how she “owns”. Give me a break. It will never make her a better person than sweet, humble, big-hearted Joe. And who the f*ck cares that he broke up with her (she hung up on him) after a three month “relationship”. People break up every day. She should’ve put her big girl panties on and dealt with it like a woman, not some immature 12 year old. He took the high road and had enough dignity and RESPECT FOR HER to not discuss the breakup with every tabloid and talk show host possible. Of course, he didn’t have a CD coming out the next week like she did. Yes, he wrote a song about it (artistic expression) but that’s it. He’s always said nothing but nice things about her. He is a major class act and I cannot stand all the little teenies saying what a jerk he is. I’m soooo glad they aren’t played on the radio. Radio play sucks ass. They will never succumb to writing a song just for the sake of getting it on the radio. It’s one of the reasons why I love them. They are going to write and perform songs that THEY want to do because they are true to themselves, even if that means it doesn’t appeal to the masses. Jonas has provem themselves to their TRUE fans. Just read the description of all their acheivements on the Billboard page where they just won for favorite tour. They have sold millions of CDs worldwide, are Grammy nominated, have won AMAs and Teen/Kids Choice Awards and on and on….there is plenty there to be proud of. Taylor has proven herself to be vindictive, arrogant, and incredibly immature on several occassions, not just on SNL tonight. So because of that, all the commercial success in the world just doesn’t matter. And to the moron who compared Joe to Chris Brown…that is disturbing on so many levels and if it was meant to be funny, nothing about being physically abused is funny.

  • Anonymous

    excuse me, but i buy her cd because i LOVE her MUSIC. idk about you but i wouldnt spend my money on something if i didnt even like it. now please, just get over their lives and be a fan of someone because you love the MUSIC

  • kellzzz

    HAHAHAHA I love hiw. Everyone on here is like 11 and extremely lame. Like really? SNL is supposed to be funny, and they dog on EVERYONE. So settle down. Taylor was halarious, Joe is cool too, its all good. Stop feeding off of negativity and just be happy. There’s no reason to flip shit about a freaking comedy skit… Let’s grow up, its noot 3rd grade.

  • Anonymous

    jb started they were nothing untill little mrs. cyrus came. 2007 -THEY LEACHED ONTO MILEY FOR HELP! / HANNAH 2008– LEACHED ONTO TAYLOR FOR HELP! –2009 MOVEI DID BADLY,,, They CALL MILEY AGIN FOR HELP!

  • CoinBears

    This is why I love Taylor. She can joke about anything AND call people douche bags (:

    ___

    Can you imagine the blowout if Miley called someone a douche bag?

    I’m just sayin.

    Dude, I love Miley and all, but don’t bring her into a situation where she is neither needed nor wanted.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I don’t get people. Can’t you see this is a Taylor Swift post. I don’t have time for your stupid excuses. If you don’t like her and you diss her don’t waste your time on here then. I go on JB post but you don’t see me diss them! Cuz I don’t like it when people diss on this post! This post and others is for fans to talk but it sucks because people have no lifes and think they can do whatever they want

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: hbic

    miley cyrus: dramaqueen

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: little miss perfect

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

    taylor lautner: abs

  • YouBelongWithMe

    lmao are you kidding me? if i was given the opportunity to be in a room with taylor swift i would most def. tell her that. i like JB and i don’t appreciate her constantly saying those things about joe to make herself the victim.
    —–
    You wouldn’t. And if you did, you would look like an idiot. Everyone would laugh at you.

  • Anonymous

    Obviously she is a little immature. For god’s sake he only dated her for about 2 months over one year ago! When is she going to move on? Honestly. Used to be a Taylor Swift fan but not anymore.

    Oh, BTW. Watch out Taylor Lautner. Because I’m sure you’re the next victim. She’ll be writing songs about you next. Somehow, every single guy she dates is a douchebag???? Hmmmm, maybe the guy isn’t the problem. Maybe it’s her.

  • WhiteHorsex3

    Oh sure, Then How come Joe didn’t mention her when they were host on SNL? Right!

    She’ll be mentioning Joe if and when she’s 90 years old! It never ends with her! EVER!

    Hell, Get out now Taylor L. while you still can! o_O
    ____

    Joe, nor the Jonas Brothers, never hosted SNL. Never. They were musical guests. Not hosts.

    Anyway, people seriously. It’s a joke. A joke. You know, things people laugh at?

    I love JB, & half in love with Joe. Still on the way there. And I laughed, because I have a sense of humor. At SNL, the writers give out ideas that they think would be funny, & they are funny. I laughed so hard, my mom yelled at me. But I still wasn’t paying attention to her yelling because I wanted to hear more Taylor.

    So don’t start saying that she’s not over it, she was making a joke. Bug whoop. Why don’t you immature infantile people get over the whole Jaylor thing? They’ve moved on in their own ways. Time for you guys to move on, and quite frankly, grow up.

  • taylorSrocks

    WHO CARES WHO’S FIRST OKAY SO “GROW UP” Anonymous

  • Anonymous

    lol @ everyone making lists in favor of who they like.

    girls, this is the REAL list:

    taylor swift: great singer, needs to stop saying she’s still country.

    miley cyrus: likes to be seductive, but good performer.

    demi lovato: seems to be lying a lot lately, screams when she sings – but hey, a lot of people do.

    selena gomez: good role model, doesn’t like to be in drama unlike some other chicas.

    justin bieber: sounds like a girl, but he’s cute.

    joe jonas: hottie who is trying to cope with an ex still going on about him. buts its all good.

    nick jonas: guy with diabetes, quiet and shy also.

    kevin jonas: engaged, seems to be a very sweet guy.

  • Kourtney

    eally? who has to rerelease their album because they can’t come up with any other material than “i got dumped on the phone”? who is a stalking obsessive bitch that can’t get over anything? who needs to have friends that are 16 years old because no one wants to be near her? who needs to date a new guy every year because no guy can stand to be with her for any longer? who needs to just die already? oh yeah. HAHAHA.
    *****
    there’s so many things wrong with this that it’s almost funny. but you’re obviously one of those people who need to lighten the hell up

  • YouBelongWithMe

    no one is gonna answer that because they dont know why. Including me. But, did you see her perform untoucable?!
    ———
    Obvs I wanted her to perform the other side of the door. But hey as long Taylor is performing I really don’t care what song she sings

  • becccaa?

    hero. status. period.
    sometimes she annoys the crap outta me, sometimes i think shes pretty cool.
    tonight… = HERO.
    :D

  • Anonymous

    JonasCyrusSwiftGomez said:
    Ugh, I can’t watch Taylor on SNL. What did she say about Joe, though?
    —————
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSo5HZ1DyGk

    La la la la la
    ha ha ha ha ha

  • hilary

    taylor swift: dramaqueen

    miley cyrus: HBIC

    demi lovato: amazing

    selena gomez: boring

    justin bieber: meow

    joe jonas: HBIC

    nick jonas: sweetheart

    kevin jonas: romantic

    taylor lautner: mmmm.

  • Anonymous

    She totally needs to get over it and grow up a little.she’s obviously not doing well if she´s still talking about it!!!! Joe is way better that her!!!
    Maldita tan bobaa!!!

    Its called SNL you retard. Its a comedy show, if you don’t like this then its not a show for you. Your too young, too dumb, too immature to watch it. You will like when your older and you would be like ”I was an idiot when I was younger” And if you are even more blind

    if your wondering if i might be dating
    the werewolf from Twilight… *Hi Taylor*
    im not gonna comment on that
    In my monologue
    LaLa. LaLaLaLaLa.
    this is my musical monologue

    SHE IS MOVING ON YOU RETARD
    —————–
    she’s using TAYLOR LAUTNER to make JOE jealous RETARD!!

  • Anonymous

    Some people can’t take a joke

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 12:02 am
    YouBelongWithMe said:

    Attention Taylor Zombies…it was a dig…and not funny..

    GODDAMN get out of her ass..she is kind to your face and is slaphappy you buy her CD cuz it buys her her whims and her fantasies..
    ——-
    I thought it was funny. You didn’t like it because she mentioned your Joe Jonas. You have to realize you guys take things to seriously. Joe would just laugh it off because he is not immature like you guys

    **********************

    No no I dont think after all this time he laughs this shit off..I think it is most likely irritating.. and he is mature as he has had this shit on his back for nearly 2 years..and its always going to be on him if she cant drop it…

    For god sake that boomerang of hate she sent out must surely be hurtling her way at high velocity to hit her squarely on her boney ass! 2010 perhaps…

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    HAHAHAHA I love hiw. Everyone on here is like 11 and extremely lame. Like really? SNL is supposed to be funny, and they dog on EVERYONE. So settle down. Taylor was halarious, Joe is cool too, its all good. Stop feeding off of negativity and just be happy. There’s no reason to flip shit about a freaking comedy skit… Let’s grow up, its noot 3rd grade.
    ———–

    10 bucks YOU’RE the one that’s 11. You misspelled a few simple words :|

  • : ))

    This is what I think…

    Taylor Swift: Talented, but sometimes desperate

    Miley Cyrus: Good performer, but sometimes too seductive

    Demi Lovato: Talented, but seems to lie a lot

    Selena Gomez: cute and sweet, but too perfect all the time

    Justin Bieber: fag xD

    Joe Jonas- Sexyyy, and has a smooth, amazing voice, can be a douche sometimes

    Nick Jonas: mature, talented, but confused

    Kevin Jonas: sweet and romantic.

    there XD
    ——-

    Imma have to disaggre onthe joe part he does not have a smooth voice what is wrong with you listen to him hes raspy/ cracky i think his looks hypnotise you.

  • Anonmymous

    No, I’ve just been in their position before and I realized soon enough that it wasn’t right, thank God for that.
    And thank you for your compliment? I’m not really sure if it was meant as an insult though.

    no it was a compliment lolz
    but i admire that youve cvhanged, we need more ppl like u in the world.

  • Anonymous

    TEAM TAYLOR…JONAS Sisters SUCK…They Can Suck It..HA

  • Anonymous

    its amazing how DOUCEBAGS telling taylor to grow up think they know what joe jonas is doing/thinking.
    pathetic

  • Anonymous

    whoa! she’s definitely using taylor lautner to make JOE jealous!

  • m

    Leena said:
    does anyone know what she said about taylor L? i don’t really feel like watching the whole thing.
    ———-
    first she said something to Joe and how she’s doing fine hosting SNL then she said and if your wondering if i’m dating that werewolf and i’m not gonna talk about that. Then she blew a kiss at taylor L and winked at him.

  • JonasxCyrus

    Taylor fans you sound really immature when you call the Jonas Brothers ‘faggots’ What if one of them really were gay? I think ALL of you sound really dumb right now. I’m mostly disappointed in the way the Taylor fans are acting and I LOVE her. I just get mad when you guys bring words like ‘gay’ and ‘faggot’ I’m really against that. The Jonas Brothers are actually three of the sweetest guys and they’re so kind. Taylor is beautiful and down to earth. I don’t see why you all have to be so heartless. I think they’d like better behavior from their fans.
    ———
    What about the jonas fans saying that Taylor is white trash,patheic and a bitch?
    I think thats immature,don’t you?

  • JonasxCyrus

    You know the only young star I really respect is Nick Jonas.

    I’m not really a Jonas Brothers fan, but I’ve always admired him so much and I am so proud of him for breaking away and doing his own thing.

    I’m definately excited to check out his new stuff, that kid is effing talented.

    Sorry, I know this is random, but it’s late and I’m new here, and I just wanted to share my excitment at being a Nick Jonas fan.
    XD
    *****
    Welcome:D
    I’m super excited for nick project too.

  • Rosie

    Oh I love Miley, Sel, and Demi too. I was just agreeing with that person on how talented Nick is and how excited I am for his project.

    —-

    Man, Nick is such a trooper for doing that. I would be scared out of my mind to go solo after being a band for so long. But good for him, seriously. Even if it does suck, which I kind of doubt ’cause he can right a very pretty song, he’s totally cute enough to get away with it.

    Also, isn’t it fun to like them all and just gaze with amusement at the crazy fans…

  • ani

    nick and courtney not dating

  • Anonymous

    all i have to say is she needs to grow up.

  • Hiba

    I sort of can’t wait until Taylor and Taylor break up. Wonder what she’ll make up about him? “He lied to me.. He told me he was a werewolf”. Bahahaha. I’m joking. Guys, you’re taking this way too seriously. Weather or weather not Taylor has gotten over Joe – It really isn’t any of your business. I LOVE Joe, and I LOVE Taylor.

    I don’t think it’s necessary to hate on someone JUST because of what happened in their dating-life. I mean… Chances are, it ain’t like YOU’RE ever gonna date Joe. So this whole dating shit shouldn’t even matter to you.

    Although I was caught up in this whole thing once upon a time, but I learned pretty quickly that hating on Taylor for saying things about Joe WON’T change the fact that she SAID them!!

    AND PLUS, for all you low-lives who are actually spamming OceanUP and Twitter and Youtube with “TEAM TAYLOR TEAM TAYLOR TEAM TAYLOR TEAM TAYLOR TEAM TAYLOR TEAM TAYLOR” etc, maybe you should know that not every time you say “TEAM TAYLOR”, she “magically” gains a fan.

    STOP SIDING.

  • Anonymous

    She just needs to leave him alone…like seriously I know it was a joke but really…he went through enough shit after the breakup and he doesn’t need more BS from an ex ( and her fans) who he moved on from ALONG time ago.

  • Anonymous

    You are on Jb posts dissing them. Most of us don’t care a bit about country singer, but this is not a post only about her…it’s where she can’t let go of Joe — again. So stfu, we can comment on what creepy psycho behaviour she is again showing the world. Truly pathetic.

  • ssexybeast

    ustin bieber: baby face
    ————
    justin bieber: poser, he’ll never be famous as long as the JoBros are here.
    Sucks for him!
    —–

    Justin is bleh xP
    ——
    trying hard to be the new aaron carter. Poor boy. He’s ugly
    ——-

    how do you guyys know he isn’t going to be that famous watch his cd is going to go to number 1. and plus thats how jb started they were nothing untill little mrs. cyrus came.
    ——–
    justin bieber is nothing til Usher came

    What’s so bad about him? Jeez, you guys are harsh lol He’s a cutie, but his music is a big no no lol

  • Anonymous

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Everyone stare at this for at least 2 minutes and calm the fuck down.

    http://trinitychapelag.org/files/Missionettes/Rainbows.jpg

    ============
    lol i stared at it while listening to fireflies by owl city!

  • Anonymous

    lol didn’t she just call him gay two nights ago

    regardless taylor was funny
    she cracks me up

  • michellexo

    ohmygosh. I WISH I was at that taping of SNL JUST so that I could have yelled “I LOVE JOE” when she said “you might think I’d bring up Joe….”

    GET OVER IT. IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR.

    p.s. taylor lautner + taylor swift marriage = taylor lautner x 2

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: hbic

    miley cyrus: dramaqueen

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: little miss perfect

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

    taylor lautner: abs

    jonas brothers in gernal: too serious

  • OrchidSky

    Wow…people sure know how to take things too seriously. ROFL Look I doubt Talyor isn’t over Joe…I’m sure she’s over the Kanye thing too….She was on SNL and she’s not stupid. She knows that everyone else is still obsessed with that stuff…and that everyone wants to know if she really is dating Taylor Lautner… She simply joked about what she knew people were interested in… she knew what buttons to press to get a rise out of people. That is all. lol That doesn’t mean she still worries about it. You people crack me up.

  • Xiomy

    And to those of you obsessed fans calling Taylor out for mentioning Joe, what if it was Miley calling out Nick, you probably wouldn’t be complaining then?

    Yeah.

    —–

    Actually, no.
    People complain and call Miley names everytime time when she mentions Nick or the Jonai in a interview, like the one in St. Louis.

  • WhiteHorsex3

    Big whoop**

  • Chloex

    Kourtney said:

    Chloex said:

    You know the only young star I really respect is Nick Jonas.

    I’m not really a Jonas Brothers fan, but I’ve always admired him so much and I am so proud of him for breaking away and doing his own thing.

    I’m definately excited to check out his new stuff, that kid is effing talented.

    Sorry, I know this is random, but it’s late and I’m new here, and I just wanted to share my excitment at being a Nick Jonas fan.
    XD
    *****
    thats awesome. I’m super excited for Nick, getting to make his own album. it must be very exciting. :)

    ==================

    I know! :D He’s like my inspiration…I really look up to him as a role model even though he is a guy. He also seems really nice too.

    And wtf people! Get over the Jaylor drama–it’s so annoying.

  • Anonymous

    justin bieber: poser, he’ll never be famous as long as the JoBros are here.— Its just the changing of the Guard! Its used to be all ZAC EFRON, then JONAS.. NOW, ITS JUSTIN BOEBER .. JONAS IS OVER!

  • YouBelongWithMe

    she’s using TAYLOR LAUTNER to make JOE jealous RETARD!!
    —-
    How? Because your dumb brain told you so?

  • Anonymous

    well all she is doing is getting joe’s name out there and showing EVERYONE that she cant get over joe

  • Carpe Diem

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    Taylor fans you sound really immature when you call the Jonas Brothers ‘faggots’ What if one of them really were gay? I think ALL of you sound really dumb right now. I’m mostly disappointed in the way the Taylor fans are acting and I LOVE her. I just get mad when you guys bring words like ‘gay’ and ‘faggot’ I’m really against that. The Jonas Brothers are actually three of the sweetest guys and they’re so kind. Taylor is beautiful and down to earth. I don’t see why you all have to be so heartless. I think they’d like better behavior from their fans.
    —–
    I never called them fags, but the taylor swift fans that said it are probably teenies and what you said its ture

    ====

    I’m actually crying right now because I can’t stand it when people do that. I don’t even know any gay people and yet it makes me cry. I don’t even know why I go on this site because people here are so mean. The Jonas Brothers are nice boys, why are people mean? :(

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 12:07 am
    Anonymous said:

    its amazing how DOUCEBAGS telling taylor to grow up think they know what joe jonas is doing/thinking.
    pathetic
    *********

    I dont know who you were mentioning exactly for your put down, but you are pathetic for not knowing how to spell the word that means you…let me help you ignoramous it’s douche..

  • Rosie

    Anonymous said:

    whoa! she’s definitely using taylor lautner to make JOE jealous!

    kay, that might be taking it a little far don’t you think? Honestly, I think Taylor S. has more class than that.

    Besides, she just writes a song about it.

  • Anonymous

    TheRealShanna

    Basically, I love Joe Jonas and all, But Taylor Swift is hilarious. She gave him what he deserved. :)
    2 minutes ago from web

  • YouBelongWithMe

    OrchidSky
    Nov 8, 2009 @ 08:08 am
    OrchidSky said:

    Wow…people sure know how to take things too seriously. ROFL Look I doubt Talyor isn’t over Joe…I’m sure she’s over the Kanye thing too….She was on SNL and she’s not stupid. She knows that everyone else is still obsessed with that stuff…and that everyone wants to know if she really is dating Taylor Lautner… She simply joked about what she knew people were interested in… she knew what buttons to press to get a rise out of people. That is all. lol That doesn’t mean she still worries about it. You people crack me up.
    ——-
    I agree

  • Syds.

    Dear (select) Jonas fans,

    There is a reason those boys are not taken seriously and it is your fault. This could potentially be as ridiculous as the chosen few who tried to threaten Chelsea Handler with such notes as “i hope you go in a whole and die.” Haven’t we done this tango enough. Haven’t you made them look ridiculous enough. You fans get ridiculed more then those boys do, and you honestly wonder why. What a joke.

    Love,
    A fellow human being trying to rid the world of stupidity, one imbecile at a time.
    —————
    Fucking WIN.

  • Cherry

    I got a question for you guys:
    If Joe Jonas said something about Taylor Swift, no one would care BUT when Taylor Swift mentions JB, its like world war 3. So why is that?
    ——

    Because everything they do or say it’s right, aren’t they perfect? :)

  • Miz_cutie101

    its been a yr wth and how she mentioned taylor launter like rubbing it in joes face dumb

  • - Blair Waldorf -

    I love Taylor but I feel like she hasn’t yet moved on. But I want to see her on SNL, the video doesn’t work :(

  • Anonymous

    ustin bieber: baby face
    ————
    justin bieber: poser, he’ll never be famous as long as the JoBros are here.
    Sucks for him!
    —–

    Justin is bleh xP
    ——
    trying hard to be the new aaron carter. Poor boy. He’s ugly
    ——-

    how do you guyys know he isn’t going to be that famous watch his cd is going to go to number 1. and plus thats how jb started they were nothing untill little mrs. cyrus came.
    ——–
    justin bieber is nothing til Usher came
    ——–
    jo bros are way too famous for justin to surpass

  • cali

    There is a fuckin word called NO!! She could say that she doesnt want to talk about joe, but no, she had to continue to whine about it. trust me, i wanted to start liking her agian, but now, hell no. i have lost total respect for her. she is acting like a little kid. psycho bitch. i feel sorry for that guy she is supposedly dating

  • Elohel! =]

    lol @ everyone making lists in favor of who they like.

    girls, this is the REAL list:

    taylor swift: great singer, needs to stop saying she’s still country.

    miley cyrus: likes to be seductive, but good performer.

    demi lovato: seems to be lying a lot lately, screams when she sings – but hey, a lot of people do.

    selena gomez: good role model, doesn’t like to be in drama unlike some other chicas.

    justin bieber: sounds like a girl, but he’s cute.

    joe jonas: hottie who is trying to cope with an ex still going on about him. buts its all good.

    nick jonas: guy with diabetes, quiet and shy also.

    kevin jonas: engaged, seems to be a very sweet guy.

    AGREED. ^^^^

  • Leena

    that’s kinda creepy but alright, thanks.

  • Anonymous

    In words of the Fagget brothers, i think you just powned yourself.

    Joe didnt go out with aj, camilla, taylor or any girlfriend over a year. but majority of poeple dont stay with someone for a year. how boring :)

    she re-released her album because oit went 5! times platinum. Thats more than i can say for joe. what did his album debit at? 3? whilst taylors is still in the top 10 after over a year. with succesful singles for 14 months. ahhaa now go back and kiss jonas ass.

    oh wait.. virgins till mariage forgot about thats. or im to scared to have sex coz i have no penis eith one.?

  • Amy :]

    Lots of TL;DR posts this evening, I see.

  • xafranbix

    dear taylor,
    im much better,
    joe

    ok i love taylor but she seriously needs to get over this

  • Anonymous

    i’m here, but not part of jonases but JOEnases

  • Delsy

    justin bieber: baby face
    ————
    justin bieber: poser, he’ll never be famous as long as the JoBros are here.
    Sucks for him!
    —–

    Justin is bleh xP
    ——
    trying hard to be the new aaron carter. Poor boy. He’s ugly
    ——-

    how do you guyys know he isn’t going to be that famous watch his cd is going to go to number 1. and plus thats how jb started they were nothing untill little mrs. cyrus came.
    —-

    Yeah because all those 11 year olds and under who like auto tuned crap are gonna buy it. Right now, I hate Justin’s music. Hopefully he’ll get better as he gets older.

    —–

    Justin isn’t auto tuned he was sick on Ellen yet he was STILL AMAZING. Jonas fans should give him a chance.

  • Anonymous

    WHAT ABOUT WHEN CHANGED THE WORDS TO MUCH BETTER AND NICK (the Teenie) LAUGHED.. Now I’m done with Country Stars…

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Eveyone needs to leave Taylor alone:)
    Jonas fans are really piss me off right now
    ———-
    They are too young to take a joke. They are actually taking this so seriously. I bet you Joe is going to laugh it off. Like everyone should be doing. It’s supposed to be funny not offensive. And I have a question for you Jonas fans. Why are you taking this seriously and offensive? She did nothing to you

  • YouBelongWithMe

    No no I dont think after all this time he laughs this shit off..I think it is most likely irritating.. and he is mature as he has had this shit on his back for nearly 2 years..and its always going to be on him if she cant drop it…

    For god sake that boomerang of hate she sent out must surely be hurtling her way at high velocity to hit her squarely on her boney ass! 2010 perhaps…
    ——–
    You know what, I am done with this topic. I am done wasting my time with an idiot like you. You have to realize she hasn’t talked about Joe in months, its just you idiots who haven’t. I see what you idiots write and it still seems your living in 08. Can’t move on, I mean it had nothing to do with you. My point is, if you did not move on from what happened a year ago you offically have no life

  • Anonymous

    Sorry, but if a singer get’s a cold he can’t or shouldn’t sing or even talk a lot, even if he is perfectly fine to walk around. So stop the drama.
    Wow, this is a first time that I defended Nick. Don’t even like him so much.

    That said, would be funny to see Miley on SNL to dish some stuff about ‘oh so innocent’ little heartbreaker Nick. Hah.

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: great singer, needs to stop saying she’s still country.

    LMAO

  • ftooneta234

    Comedy is not talking trash about other people :) Jonas Brothers were on SNL too and the didn’t diss anybody.. and guess what? it was so funny! Taylor’s was just pathetic! she needs to learn the meaning of COMEDY :)

  • Anonymous

    ustin bieber: baby face
    ————
    justin bieber: poser, he’ll never be famous as long as the JoBros are here.
    Sucks for him!
    —–

    Justin is bleh xP
    ——
    trying hard to be the new aaron carter. Poor boy. He’s ugly
    ——-

    how do you guyys know he isn’t going to be that famous watch his cd is going to go to number 1. and plus thats how jb started they were nothing untill little mrs. cyrus came.
    ——–
    justin bieber is nothing til Usher came
    ————-

    thats what i said he starte the same as the jonas brothers read my comment. and yeah your right nothing but neither were the jb untill cyruses come along which they do stupid things to them but w.e. and yeah but justin is doing pretty well right now we wont know until his cd but im pretty sure is going to go to number 1.

  • ssexybeast

    no it was a compliment lolz
    but i admire that youve cvhanged, we need more ppl like u in the world.

    Why thank you, that made my day after that stupid ice coffee ruined it.Lmao

  • JonasxCyrus

    its amazing how DOUCEBAGS telling taylor to grow up think they know what joe jonas is doing/thinking.
    pathetic
    *********

    I dont know who you were mentioning exactly for your put down, but you are pathetic for not knowing how to spell the word that means you…let me help you ignoramous it’s douche
    ——–
    Dude, if you don’t like Taylor, why the fuck are you here?
    You are like obbessed with her.
    Would you GTFO,please.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    I love Taylor but I feel like she hasn’t yet moved on. But I want to see her on SNL, the video doesn’t work :(
    ——-

    here :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSo5HZ1DyGk

  • Anonymous

    2007 -THEY LEACHED ONTO MILEY FOR HELP! / HANNAH 2008– LEACHED ONTO TAYLOR FOR HELP! –2009 MOVEI DID BADLY,,, They CALL MILEY AGIN FOR HELP!—-JACKIE GO TO BED! AND JB DIDNT USE TAYLOR!

  • Cherry

    Yall do realize that the writers of SNL and Lorne Michaels are the people who write the monolouges?

    Oh, and yeah, she did mention Joe, get over it.

    And to those of you obsessed fans calling Taylor out for mentioning Joe, what if it was Miley calling out Nick, you probably wouldn’t be complaining then?

    Yeah.
    —-

    What does this have to do with Miley? Also isn’t it Jonas fans hating why would Miley fans care? (Sorry for categorizing)

    Well since you did ask: I would ROFLMAO.

    I laugh at almost all of SNL skits

  • JonasGirl001

    HEyyyy Imma write a song about Taylor & Joe:

    Just Cuz she has hurt feelings
    It doesnt mean she was in beatings
    Oh No
    Taylor get over Joe

    Its been a year

    LOLZ

  • pft.

    nothing about this says ‘i havent moved past it.’ it says im on a comedy show and im going to make a joke out of my life. nothing more, nothing less.

  • Cherry

    Anonymous said:

    its amazing how DOUCEBAGS telling taylor to grow up think they know what joe jonas is doing/thinking.
    pathetic
    *********

    I dont know who you were mentioning exactly for your put down, but you are pathetic for not knowing how to spell the word that means you…let me help you ignoramous it’s douche..

    —-

    Coming from the girl who types like a retard on steroids.

  • Kellzz

    HAHA really? Okaay, umm this isn’t a freaking spelling bee so settle down, kid. I love how your lame enough to point out misspeller words, hahaha wtf? And yeah, I’m defanitly not 11. So sit down.

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift: hbic

    miley cyrus: dramaqueen HBIC

    demi lovato: lying bitch

    selena gomez: little miss perfect = FAKE

    justin bieber: babyface

    joe jonas: douchebag

    nick jonas: miley cyrus’s ex

    kevin jonas: the engaged one

    taylor lautner: abs

    jonas brothers FADING FAST

  • Delsy

    lmao are you kidding me? if i was given the opportunity to be in a room with taylor swift i would most def. tell her that. i like JB and i don’t appreciate her constantly saying those things about joe to make herself the victim.
    —–
    You wouldn’t. And if you did, you would look like an idiot. Everyone would laugh at you.

    —-

    Agreed.

  • Anonymous

    clarkandmichael said:
    Dear (select) Jonas fans,

    There is a reason those boys are not taken seriously and it is your fault. This could potentially be as ridiculous as the chosen few who tried to threaten Chelsea Handler with such notes as “i hope you go in a whole and die.” Haven’t we done this tango enough. Haven’t you made them look ridiculous enough. You fans get ridiculed more then those boys do, and you honestly wonder why. What a joke.

    Love,
    A fellow human being trying to rid the world of stupidity, one imbecile at a time.

    _______________________________

    hahahahah,
    your comment is probably the funniest thing ive read on here all night.
    thank you for saying what i am thinking.

  • Anonymous

    I hate to spam. But i had to. You stupid saying that Taylor shouldn’t brag about Hosting SNL because Jonas Brothers did it first. Well they DIDN’t. They only performed and acted on a skit with THE HOST Alec Baldwin. Get it straight. Taylor HOSTED and PERFORMED.

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/2009/02/02/saturday-night-live-confirms-the-jonas-brothers/

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/2009/02/02/saturday-night-live-conf