Joe Jonas ZURICH WORKOUT

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From Celina: I met Joe Jonas in Zurich outside of the Jonas Brothers’ hotel. Joe came out in his gym clothing, so yeah, he probably went to the gym. There were just a few fans and we stayed calm while he was taking pictures with everyone.

He looked really sad and devastated, because they had to cancel the concert. He said ‘I’m so sorry we had to cancel’ Seriously he looked so sad. We waited until 9 PM because we thought that he might come back, but he didn’t so we all left, because it was freezing cold. On a Zurich TV show under!

  • ———–

    Its okay Joe.We all know Taylor is effing nuts.Karma will catch up to her eventually.You’re gorgeous<33

  • Emily Ford
  • !@#$%

    Taylor is more obsessed wih Joe than I am.

  • ssexybeast

    Gotta go peace.

    Bye bye

  • Anonymous

    MILEY CYRUS – “CIAO ITALY”_JM Video in which Miley Cyrus salute the Italy, saying “hello italy”! how beautiful she!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0AZx6BcCRE&feature=related

  • Melissa=)

    hes so cute. <3

  • ssexybeast

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUBFkVrk9s

    I saw that on the soup lol

  • Emyyyy

    Aww I love Joe’s new haircut. That must suck, he was probably really looking forward to performing that concert :( Well, things happen.

  • DinoGirl

    Me & my teddy.
    Gettin’ all ready.
    Gettin’ all ready for bed.

    :D

  • kimmy4444

    is that a bear or food?

  • Emmy

    Taylor Swift: sou de jour..left out too long..
    Miley Cyrus
    : going places..fierce & gorg!

    Demi Lovato: hot, and finding her nitch in music
    Selena Gomez: ditto to Demi, spunk for trying to sing.
    Nick Jonas: trys to be cool. always in Joes shadlow

    Joe Jonas: Hottest Jonas
    Kevin Jonas: Business man

    Taylor Lautner
    : wolfboy..lets wait and see..abs are hot..

    __

    I always wanted to put out a little survey during intense teenie rampage time on OU asking what they thought of each star.

    Taylor Swift: Extremely well branded. Cute hair, and I was a fan before she was famous (one of her first myspace friends bb!) so I feel a little partial too her. She can’t sing, but she writes cute songs. She isn’t trying to dance, sing, act, model, etc… and I appreciate that
    Miley Cyrus: She has an IT factor, and she’s extremely relatable. Fierce… and so down to earth. I’ve loved her since Hannah Montana. The new episodes bug me though. She will stay big.
    Demi Lovato: I’ve gone from not caring about her to loving her to thinking she would not be my friend IRL. I know the kinda girl she is, and whatever. I don’t think she’ll be anything big. Maybe like a Kelly Clarkson career. She can sing, but I don’t really like what she’s doing with herself.
    Selena Gomez: I don’t really like her image, even though it’s the one I give off as well. I love wizards, I really do. I hope she becomes a real actress and stays out of the gossip blogs/spotlight.
    Nick Jonas: They’ve made him appear over emotional and brooding, but sexy. I enjoy the sexy part.
    Joe Jonas: Honestly, this kid is WEIRD. But his weirdness is so normal that I like him.
    Kevin Jonas: Business man. Seems like he’s a great guy IRL.
    Taylor Lautner: Why is he on here? I actually thought he was super hot in the first twilight, before anyone else noticed him. Now he looks very over processed.

  • Anonymous

    I think Joe was a designer baby.He is just too perfect.His brothers aren’t as attractive.

  • Hello My Name Is Alyssa

    Exactly what you said!! <3

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 03:07 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Me & my teddy.
    Gettin’ all ready.
    Gettin’ all ready for bed.

    :D
    —————–
    That made me feel all warm and fuzzy. :D

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    ANGELA

    TEAM HEADHAWK FTW!!!!

    & jersey, your a sane poster.
    but you aswell could be one of the lucky members of Team HH…
    if you answer a few simple questions.

    Angela, you might need to find the HH doll comment again..
    lol

  • jerseygirl

    & jersey, your a sane poster.
    but you aswell could be one of the lucky members of Team HH…
    if you answer a few simple questions
    ————————–
    A quiz? On OceanUp? God damn – aren’t the math problems enough?

    Ok, let me have it. *bites nails nervously*

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  • Angela.

    http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh318/jb4ever_09/GIFs/qzj690.gif

    Killjoy. Well, at least I have the memory of my M&G.

    ————————————

    Whatever, Major Loser.

    *Forms an L on her forehead*

    Love ya. ;D

  • Anonymous

    He was sad that the stupid fans found him and annoyed him.

  • jjean

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 04:25 pm
    Ms. N said:

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 04:23 pm
    jjean said:

    Off topic: I just killed a ladybug. God forgive me
    **********
    From the Church of Joe….
    may his face shine upon yuo and giv peace..lol

    Say Hello Beautiful 10 times.. and all is frgiven…lol

    *recites Hello Beautiful*
    Please forgive me, Joe. That bug was so annoying! It was buzzing around my head and…I…I couldn’t control myself!
    *recites Hello Beautiful again*

  • DinoGirl

    xafranbix said:

    Oh..I thought so…

    I’m in!

    What’s my member number? ;D

    ……

    CHUCK IS #1
    DINO IS #2
    I AM #3
    KPURITY IS #4
    U ARE OFFICIALLY #5
    YAY TEAM HH!!!
    _______________________________________

    Woot, I got my lucky number.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    DinoGirl said:

    Haha.
    Heroes deprived!

    I gotta catch up on my beautiful Sylar. :[
    The last episode I saw he didn’t know who he was and the carnival peeps were confusing him.

    But the ‘real’ Sylar took over Matt’s body and in your words “porked his wife”.
    Rofl.
    xD
    ____________________

    lmao
    did we add that to the list yet?
    that WAS epic.
    and that episode was major win

    sylar violated matts wife, and i laughed every second of it…
    should i feel bad?
    LOL

  • Angela.

    Kpurity – It’s okay!

    That could take a while..I don’t wanna bother you. ;)

  • Anonymous

    who’s gonna buy the live cd/dvd Tuesday?

  • Emily Ford

    HAHA! No one likes that song! I love it.

    Now I’m zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision
    GONNA COVER YOU IN SHIT LIKE A TON OF PIGEONS

    Shit, and Natalie’s Rap….epic.
    _________________________________________

    Rofl.
    I gotta use that line on trolls on OceanUp every once in a while.
    “I’ll punch you in the jeans!”

    Natalie’s Rap is awesome.
    I laughed so hard at that video. xD
    “All the kids looking up to me can suck my d***.”

    —-

    “It’s Portman, motha fuckah, drink till I’m sick!”

  • shelbyrian

    Aw, all the haters who claim this boy is fake can suck it.
    :)

  • Goldengal11

    Wooo!

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift: head bitch in charge

    Miley Cyrus: Hot PITUSA Girl!

    Demi Lovato: lying skanky bitch

    Selena Gomez: little miss perfect aka fake!

    Nick Jonas: miley’s ex bf

    Joe Jonas: douchebag

    Kevin Jonas: the engaged one

    Taylor Lautner: abs, muscles & more abs

  • Ms. N

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 04:28 pm
    THE YOUNG HOLLYWOOD said:

    _________________________________________
    Taylor Swift: sou de jour..left out too long..
    Miley Cyrus: going places..fierce

    Demi Lovato: hot, and finding her nitch in music

    Selena Gomez: ditto to Demi, spunk for going against Disney

    Nick Jonas: Future Pres…plays at his own inauguration…

    Joe Jonas: My sugar daddy, uh boss as I work for him in the nIck administration

    Kevin Jonas: Business man and procreator..musicman

    Taylor Lautner: sharkboy, wolfboy..lets wait and see..abs are hot..

  • DinoGirl

    Emily Ford said:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/ohhaiguyzzz/3725537176/sizes/o/
    ________________________________________

    *dies*

  • Anonymous

    TheRealShanna

    Trace wants us to BOUNCE bahahah
    23 minutes ago from UberTwitter
    Reply

    TheRealShanna
    Metro Station is on!
    30 minutes ago from UberTwitter

  • shani

    aww!! hes so cute carrying a teddy bear =) [hes cute always]

  • Anonymous

    I love Joe

    He wears his heart on his sleeves

  • Anonymous

    TheRealShanna

    Yum Traces sweaty towel. Bahha I’m dyinng. These girls are going nuts!
    12 minutes ago from UberTwitter

  • Kpurity

    KP i am embaressed now.
    im sorry.
    so many all nighters, so little sleep.
    im forgetting everything. lol

    SORRY?! :(
    ——-
    It’s fine.. as long was you can figure out what the hat, Nick is wearing in my icon, is called. Hahaha. ’cause I can’t figure it out. =P

    EDIT: Now I’m embarassed. I meant my old icon, if you can remember it.

  • Anonymous

    haha aww

  • Anonymous

    TheRealShanna

    Shake it:)
    half a minute ago from UberTwitter

  • Emily Ford

    I just want to pluck his eyebrows.

    IS THAT A TIDDY BEAR!?

  • Emily Ford

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/ohhaiguyzzz/3202758238/

    Excuse me while I go change my panties.

  • xafranbix

    HELLO GOORGEROUUS

    AND Goldengal11.. what an icon!

  • THE YOUNG HOLLYWOOD

    _____________________________________________

    Taylor Swift: head bitch in charge

    Miley Cyrus: attention whore

    Demi Lovato: lying skanky bitch

    Selena Gomez: little miss perfect

    Justin Bieber: babyface

    Nick Jonas: miley’s ex bf

    Joe Jonas: douchebag

    Kevin Jonas: the engaged one

    Taylor Lautner: abs, muscles & more abs
    _____________________________________________

  • Ms. N

    jjean

    oops I forgot to logon…lol

  • Pixita

    A fan probably gave it to him

  • Emily Ford
  • ssexybeast

    Hot!

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift: head bitch in charge

    Miley Cyrus: Hot PITUSA Girl!

    Demi Lovato: lying skanky bitch

    Selena Gomez: little miss perfect aka fake!

    Nick Jonas: miley’s ex bf

    Joe Jonas: douchebag

    Kevin Jonas: the engaged one

    Taylor Lautner: abs, muscles & more abs
    ——-
    This is all according to who?

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift: sou de jour..left out too long..
    Miley Cyrus: going places..fierce & gorg!

    Demi Lovato: hot, and finding her nitch in music
    Selena Gomez: ditto to Demi, spunk for trying to sing.
    Nick Jonas: trys to be cool. always in Joes shadlow

    Joe Jonas: Hottest Jonas
    Kevin Jonas: Business man

    Taylor Lautner: wolfboy..lets wait and see..abs are hot..

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    He’s so handsome :)
    And aww, he was really upset they had to cancel :(

  • Anonymous

    TheRealShanna

    Honor society commercial Wooop!!
    3 minutes ago from UberTwitter

  • Anonymous

    J0E I WANT YOU TO LICK MY CLIT!

  • Angela.

    I don’t care what’s on their heads, or what they wear, as long as they continue to make beautiful music, stay amazing, and keep those gorgeous faces.

    Am I in?

    ——————————-

    *Adjust thick glasses*

    *Eyes you intensely*

    *Rubs chin*

    *Deep Sigh*

    Well….

  • Goldengal11

    Gotta go peace.

  • Ms. N

    Remember its Joem…lol

    Dont make me write a poem..lol

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift: head bitch in charge

    Miley Cyrus: Hot PITUSA Girl & Highest Bitch in charge of it all!!

    Demi Lovato: lying skanky bitch

    Selena Gomez: little miss perfect aka fake!

    Nick Jonas: miley’s ex bf

    Joe Jonas: douchebag

    Kevin Jonas: the engaged one

    Taylor Lautner: abs, muscles & more abs
    ——-
    This is all according to who?

  • Anonymous

    holy shit I love him :)

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 04:37 pm
    Angela. said:

    I don’t care what’s on their heads, or what they wear, as long as they continue to make beautiful music, stay amazing, and keep those gorgeous faces.

    Am I in?

    ——————————-

    *Adjust thick glasses*

    *Eyes you intensely*

    *Rubs chin*

    *Deep Sigh*

    Well….
    ——————–
    Um, I’m waiting for the HBIC of the HHawk club to decide.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    I miss you lauren..I am glad yu enjoyed the movie..I am good..I have my life back..just hanging in guys are wtching sports..I go shopping and to the spa tomorrow..were moving Lauren…soon..I am working tomorrw…so thts good..going back east to a private party in a few..remember we said live to party… tell me whats up coming..aren’t u going to a concert?

  • Emily Ford

    I <3 Roots!!!! Watched it in 8th grade =)

  • Anonymous

    JOES EYES ARE HAZEL!!! NOT BROWN!!! you guys are fucking fake fans!

  • Angela.

    DinoGirl said:

    THETRUTH said:

    bye guys.
    ill be back later.
    going to see ” this is it”
    have funnnnnn!!!!!!
    ________________________________

    Talk to you later. :]

    Have a good time.
    Tell us how the movie is next time you’re on.

    —————————–

    LOL.

    That question mark was an accident. ;))

  • StarLightSTARbright

    jerseygirl said:

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 03:32 pm
    Angela. said:

    What were you doing there? We were all playing on the Nick is Sick post. I was on until about 2am.

    ———————————–

    Last night was one of the best. EVER.

    I still have a hangover.
    —————————
    LOL. I slept like a baby.

    But it was a pretty fun post. We were all over the place.

    Ah yes, we rock.
    ———
    AWWWW I missed a late night post?!?!?
    :\

  • ……………
  • Angela.

    Me too! Felt like shit on Friday and yesterday. Feeling better today.

    Resting up for Miley!

    ——————————

    *Sticks my tongue at you*

  • StarLightSTARbright

    Anonymous said:

    JOES EYES ARE HAZEL!!! NOT BROWN!!! you guys are fucking fake fans!
    ——
    His eyes are brown in the first picture.

  • Ljayy

    hey guys I’m kinda lost with the whole jemi thing. what proof did zack or what ever his name is have?

  • jjean

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 03:41 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Angela. said:

    HAHA.

    Oh, I know. ;D

    Well, I was under CHUCK’S influence. I got a little carried away…

    I’m back to normal now. ;)?
    ____________________________________

    You’re innocent little Dr. Angela!

    Chuck’s a bad influence. xP

    Haha! I caught that little question mark of yours.

    What happend?!

  • Melissa=)

    the taylor swift post was so nice. there were no crazy people like jackie or whoever the fuck that is.

  • LAURENJ-

    Actually they are saying that kevin & joe made the list but the video segment shows all three of them….

    The confusing part is taylor L is 17 and made the list so why cant nick..he is 17…

  • Angela.

    Damn OU…accusing me of spamming again.

    *Crosses arms over chest*

    *Pouts*

  • nidia12322123

    http://www.people.com/people/package/video/0,,20315920_20316395,00.html

    JONAS in sexiest men alive????

  • A.

    JOES EYES ARE HAZEL!!! NOT BROWN!!! you guys are fucking fake fans!

    ————–

    Well, they are actually brown.
    It’s just that when the light hits them just right, they become to bright and perfect they look lighter than they are.
    But they are really like a chocolate brown.
    Or like a tree.
    Or… :It’s like all those gorgeous paintings of Italy.”

  • Anonymous

    http://www.people.com/people/package/video/0,,20315920_20316395,00.html

    JONAS in sexiest men alive????

  • Angela.

    What happend?!

    ——————————

    Chuck and I turned into lesbians yesterday.

    XD

  • Anonymous

    The confusing part is taylor L is 17 and made the list so why cant nick..he is 17… Cause Taylor is Hot!

  • Emily Ford

    Emily Ford – are you sick too?

    —-

    Just got sick the other day. FML
    ————————
    Me too! Felt like shit on Friday and yesterday. Feeling better today.

    Resting up for Miley!

    —-

    I felt fine Friday. Then that night I was iffy. Saturday worse, today worse. AHH! I’ll be bummin’ if I’m worse tomorrow.
    —————————
    You CANNOT be sick for Miley. Eat some soup; drink plenty of fluids; take drugs; and go to bed.

    —-

    I KNOW! It’s just a nose cold, but it’s making me feel sick. Ahh. Idk. I’ll get some more orange juice!

  • Emily Ford

    Emily Ford – are you sick too?

    —-

    Just got sick the other day. FML
    ————————
    Me too! Felt like shit on Friday and yesterday. Feeling better today.

    Resting up for Miley!

    —-

    I felt fine Friday. Then that night I was iffy. Saturday worse, today worse. AHH! I’ll be bummin’ if I’m worse tomorrow.
    —————————
    You CANNOT be sick for Miley. Eat some soup; drink plenty of fluids; take drugs; and go to bed.

    —-

    I KNOW! It’s just a nose cold, but it’s making me feel sick. Ahh. Idk. I’ll get some more orange juice!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    HOLLAAAAA BITCHESSSS

    CAN I HAVE YO NUMBAAAA ?

  • Anonymous

    uh nick and taylor are both there… lol

  • Melissa=)

    The confusing part is taylor L is 17 and made the list so why cant nick..he is 17… Cause Taylor is Hot!
    ==================
    in my opinion only taylors body is hot.

  • LAURENJ-

    jerseygirl said:

    Dont you wish you were a bench press and have joe press up against you now….LOL
    —————————-
    I’d rather he be my thigh-master. ;)
    ______________

    Yes more action that way…..LOL
    well you enjoy him and have him anyway you can….talk with you later hopefully…must go back to work…LOL

  • Anonymous

    Jiley is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Can you please get out of our post? No one cares.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 03:47 pm
    Angela. said:

    Me too! Felt like shit on Friday and yesterday. Feeling better today.

    Resting up for Miley!

    ——————————

    *Sticks my tongue at you*
    —————————–
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/41832892@N06/3951296081/sizes/o/

  • zzzzz

    lautner is TRAGIC looking
    http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/mb/twilight_premiere_5_181108/taylor_lautner_2179016.jpg
    his body can stay but the face has gotta go

  • jerseygirl

    Bye laurenj. Maybe later.

  • Jonas4Canada

    A.- His eyes are gorgeous! They are so nice when the light hits them. I thought you were a Nick girl?

  • jerseygirl

    ov 8, 2009 @ 03:50 pm
    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    HOLLAAAAA BITCHESSSS

    CAN I HAVE YO NUMBAAAA ?
    ———————————
    Wassup?

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/zaharozoee/3992645026/sizes/o/

  • jerseygirl

    A.
    Nov 8, 2009 @ 03:48 pm
    A. said:

    JOES EYES ARE HAZEL!!! NOT BROWN!!! you guys are fucking fake fans!

    ————–

    Well, they are actually brown.
    It’s just that when the light hits them just right, they become to bright and perfect they look lighter than they are.
    But they are really like a chocolate brown.
    Or like a tree.
    Or… :It’s like all those gorgeous paintings of Italy.”
    ————————–
    Or, I’m telling ya – like chocolate pudding.

  • Jonas4Canada

    I can see why T-Swizzle settled for TL, I mean he’s tanned, nice hair, good body just like Joe (I can see she likes the dark guys).

    But it sucks because while Taylor’s bod is a 10 and Joe’s is a 9.5 , Taylor’s face is a 5 and Joe’s is like a 9.5 (nobody’s perfect :)).

  • A.

    JOES EYES ARE HAZEL!!! NOT BROWN!!! you guys are fucking fake fans!

    ————–

    Well, they are actually brown.
    It’s just that when the light hits them just right, they become to bright and perfect they look lighter than they are.
    But they are really like a chocolate brown.
    Or like a tree.
    Or… :It’s like all those gorgeous paintings of Italy.”
    ————————–
    Or, I’m telling ya – like chocolate pudding.

    ———————

    NOT pudding.
    I just used pudding to mean cum.
    SO unless his eyes look like shit brown cum, then they don’t look like chocolate pudding to me.
    But yeah.
    They remind me of those paintings of Venice and Rome and Naples with all the browns.
    Oh!
    And I saw the most gorgeous painting today at a gallery and it reminded me of a storm.
    His eyes remind me of that painting.
    Or, the painting reminded me of his eyes.

  • LAURENJ-

    The first picture CLEARLY shows his ring so stop with crap and put your glasses on already……

  • Angela.

    THETRUTH said:

    bye guys.
    ill be back later.
    going to see ” this is it”
    have funnnnnn!!!!!!

    —————————–

    Long live the King! ;D

    Have fun!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    xafranbix said:

    Oh..I thought so…

    I’m in!

    What’s my member number? ;D

    ……

    CHUCK IS #1
    DINO IS #2
    I AM #3
    KPURITY IS #4
    U ARE OFFICIALLY #5
    YAY TEAM HH!!!
    ___________________

    apparently im Joe Jonas..
    and Dino is Nick…lol
    but WHO will be #8 Mr.Paul Kevin Jonas…
    i wonder..

    MOUHAHAHAHAHA
    i am #1
    KNEEL BEFORE ME little peasants

    LOL i kid i kid
    you are all my royal family :)

  • Nick Jonas

    Miles!
    thats it!
    if selena wont have me,
    i’m ending my life! fuck it! i’ll have nothing to live for!

  • Selena gomez

    nick,
    forgive me. please.

  • Kpurity

    aww KP thats horrible.
    i hope it doesnt die :(
    —–
    Yeah.. :\ She had him for 10 years now..

  • Joe Jonas

    HELP ME.
    ___________

    BB are you okay?
    Did she hurt you?

  • Joe Jonas

    ahhhhh!
    get the bitch out of me!

    i know its joes,
    it obviously loves hurrting my vagina
    _____________________________
    your delusional.

  • Goldengal11

    A palm tree and Christmas lights, my emotion struck a sparkle tone like xylophone, as we spent the day alone….

  • DinoGirl

    A cat writes JB’s Twitter.
    There’s pic confirmation.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    http://twitpic.com/ou6il

    whos bigger? lol

    love joe. but taylor i had to look really close though, great icon hahaha!

  • Joe Jonas

    Joe, I dont care!

    Selena, maybe you can help me change my life. I’ve done bad things, but you bring good inside of me. If its not too late, maybe you will think about spending forever with me?
    _________________________

    EW, Selena?
    She’s kinda…BLEH.

    Whatever floats you boat, I guess.

  • Rozy

    ERGH. I spell so badly! D:

    I hate this keyboard. This whole friggin’ laptop.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Taylor Swift: HBIC

    Miley Cyrus: HBIC

    Demi Lovato: the real girl with a lying streak

    Selena Gomez: the girl still trying to find wrong in her self
    a.k.a little miss perfect

    Justin Bieber: the fetus

    Nick Jonas: mr. president

    Joe Jonas: dj danger

    Kevin Jonas: k2

    Taylor Lautner:the one on twighlight

  • Eneyi

    Xiomy

    haha thanks. I remember having to dissect a pig in like the eleventh grade or something…. it wasn’t a good day XD And then I just completely skipped out on the grade 12 dissection…. i can’t even remember what it was.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    DinoGirl said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    LOL they can be playmates.
    *chuckles*
    _______________________________________

    *holds up two new born onesies*

    I bought them matching outfits. :D
    _______________________________

    ROFL turtle, they are sooo cutee :)

    *pats back*
    now, put them in this box and we will mail them to the General Disney set :)

    maybe they will get on TV :)
    YAY

  • Angela.

    Um, I’m waiting for the HBIC of the HHawk club to decide.

    ———————————–

    Well, I’m her assistant…I just love to seat in her chair.

    Excuse me while I call her.

    CHUCK! GET IN HERE!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    AAC said:

    Haha that describes my dad except for the cool and hot part. o_O

    BuT yeah I could see that.
    __________________

    LOL my bad. dont want to give you creepy thoughts. haha

  • DinoGirl

    “Poo you.”

    :D

    I wanna say that to 2 more people before I go to bed, even if I choose lame reasons to do it.

  • DinoGirl

    Rozy said:
    -popcorn respawns-
    Here. :D

    Oh. I JUST thought of that. JoeJustinTswiftStephen.
    -tisk tisk-
    __________________________________

    Totally reminded me of Killer Clowns From Outer Space.
    0_o

    I just got whiplash.
    Is that the baby’s name?
    Haha.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Anonymous said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    CHUCKNORRIS’WIFE said:

    CHUCKNORRIS,

    can I spank you?
    ____________________

    FUCK, not you again.
    *********
    Baby, you burnt the bacon this morning. I know you like it extra crispy but I like my meat a little light..not dark ;)
    ____________________

    fuck i thought you’d be dead by now.
    i poisoned your bacon bitch.
    **********
    no honey, see after I got done brushing your curly ginger locks last night with that new brush I bought at the dollar store I knew after you tried to kill me last time that you’d try to do it again so I switched the poison with some syrup. Syrup and bacon is mighty tasty ;)
    ____________________

    FAIL,
    your name is anonymous.
    you forgot to change it.
    FAILURE at LIFE.
    *ties hands behind her back*
    *puts her in a duffle bag*
    *throws her in ocean*

    see ya BEYATCH

  • Ms. N

    replying to this) – Nov 8, 2009 @ 04:39 pm
    jerseygirl said:

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 04:37 pm
    Angela. said:

    I don’t care what’s on their heads, or what they wear, as long as they continue to make beautiful music, stay amazing, and keep those gorgeous faces.

    Am I in?

    ——————————-

    *Adjust thick glasses*

    *Eyes you intensely*

    *Rubs chin*

    *Deep Sigh*

    Well….
    ——————–
    Um, I’m waiting for the HBIC of the HHawk club to decide.
    ***************

    Patience is a virtue…well of course.. I am sure theyre just counting ballots..

  • Anonymous

    joe and nick arer so amazing and hot

  • AJ

    OW.
    she slammed my head against the wall.

    please, joe, help meeeeeeeeee!
    agksgjsdfksf

  • Joe Jonas

    Taylor’s friggen rabid baby IS NOT MINE.

    So stop sayin that it is,

    and MILEY, stop ignoring me, BABY.
    :)

  • nickjonasbbz

    my account worked,

    whoev said to actuallytry nick jonas,
    it qouldnt let me :/

    but here i am :D

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift: head bitch in charge

    Miley Cyrus: HIGHEST BITCH IN CHARGE!

    Demi Lovato: lying skanky bitch

    Selena Gomez: the FAKE!

    Justin Bieber: babyface

    Nick Jonas: miley’s ex bf

    Joe Jonas: douchebag

    Kevin Jonas: the engaged one

    Taylor Lautner: abs, muscles & more abs

  • Eneyi

    Justin Bieber said:
    Miley………..Mi….Miley. Only you Shawty! ONLY YOU SHAWTY! Onnnnn………Only YOU! Sha-Sha-Sha-Sha-Sha-Sha-Sha-Sha-Sha-Sha…..Shawty. Only you Shawty! Only you Shawty! ONLY you Shawty! Only you! Only……..Only you Shawty! *sparks come out of hair*.
    ——
    I knew it! I knew he was a robot. Thats why his twitter always says the same thing, just like a broken record.

    Can someone pass the popcorn & chips please:)

  • Kpurity

    my account worked,

    whoev said to actuallytry nick jonas,
    it qouldnt let me :/

    but here i am :D
    ——-
    Mr.ChuckNorris is your buttocks, dude.

  • Angela.

    DinoGirl said:

    A cat writes JB’s Twitter.
    There’s pic confirmation.

    ——————————–

    ?!

  • Selena Gomez

    Sorry Nick! I’m hurt now. It’s too late. I’m moving to Cambodia. I’m going to adopt some kids once I turn 18. I’ll probably marry a statue or something.

  • Rozy

    EW.
    Does anyone not like Beyonce besides me?
    O.O
    (Not HATE just…not a big fan?)

  • manddiii

    gorgeouss ! love him :]

  • Xiomy

    Nick Jonas said:

    Miles!
    thats it!
    if selena wont have me,
    i’m ending my life! fuck it! i’ll have nothing to live for!

    —-

    you have Elvis..

    Nilvis? Elick?

  • Justin Bieber

    ONLY……..youuuuuuuuuuuuu……..Onlyyyyyyyyyy YOU SHAAAWWWWTY. *catches on fire*

  • Goldengal11

    Kpurity said:

    My friend’s cat might die soon… :|
    Please pray for him.. :\
    ______________

    God bless your friends cat. May God please give it more time.

  • THE YOUNG STARS IN HOLLYWOOD…

    _____________________________________________

    Taylor Swift: the head bitch in charge

    Miley Cyrus: the attention whore

    Demi Lovato: the lying skanky bitch

    Selena Gomez: the little miss perfect

    Justin Bieber: the babyface

    Nick Jonas: the ex bf of miley cyrus

    Joe Jonas: the douchebag

    Kevin Jonas: the engaged one

    Taylor Lautner: the other one from twilight
    _____________________________________________

  • Joe Jonas

    Joe, dad wouldn’t approve of your
    irresponsibleness.
    ________________________

    Shut your mouth, Nicholas.

    I swear if you say anything, i’ll kill you.

    And I hope you know these are lies, you should.

  • Joe Jonas

    Fans! I have something to tell ya’ll! Like, I quit my career. Liam wants me to move to Australia with him after like, The Last Song comes out.
    __________________________
    How about you forget about him…

    and be with me?!
    I’m hotter anyways.

  • Joe jonaso

    i love you taylor
    -feelsbabykick-
    wow.

  • LAURENJ-

    OK guys did you all know there will NOT be a 2nd season of JONAS but instead a 2nd season of LIVING THE DREAM…That is why the camera crew are following them all around Europe….I love it…..

  • DinoGirl

    Shut the hek up with those!
    No one cares.

  • THETRUTH


    i FUCKING HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS

  • DinoGirl

    nickjonasbbz said:

    my account worked,

    whoev said to actuallytry nick jonas,
    it qouldnt let me :/

    but here i am :D
    _________________________________

    I’ve seen someone with the account name NickJonas.
    They comment every once in a while. Haha.

    Yay.
    Glad you made an account.
    Just gotta get an icon.

  • Kpurity

    ANGELA! You already know about the doll! O:
    You ordered a dozen of them.

  • Kpurity

    I have a feeling that tonight’s going to be another epic night.
    I might be wrong.

  • jjean

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 04:42 pm
    Angela. said:

    Um, I’m waiting for the HBIC of the HHawk club to decide.

    ———————————–

    Well, I’m her assistant…I just love to seat in her chair.

    Excuse me while I call her.

    CHUCK! GET IN HERE!

    I have a question. What are the benifits exactly of being in the HH club? Do I get a prize? A gift basket?

  • Eneyi

    Posers are awesome XD

  • Nick Jonas

    Dont talk about Selena that way!
    shes an amazing girl.
    she was my lovbug,
    the missing peice inside of me,
    the voice in my head.

    you have nerve.
    miley is a whore
    and taylor has rabies.

  • Taylorjonas

    taylor jonas swift gave hirth to a…

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    nickjonasbbz said:

    my account worked,

    whoev said to actuallytry nick jonas,
    it qouldnt let me :/

    but here i am :D
    ________________

    lol that was me.
    and yea you definatly should have just put NickJ or something.
    they prolly dont want any posers on here.
    which is dumb, they can get on here anyways.
    stupid OU. lol

  • CORRUPTED

    I’m still not used to his hair.

    :l

  • ImNotAnnoying

    t doesn’t matter, I’d take the one on the left over the one on the right anyway :D

    haha! true dat!

  • Kpurity

    Don’t hate me, but what’s so funny about the hooves thing? :\
    Am I the only one that doesn’t get it?
    ____________

    LOL everyone always makes fun of trace & says he looks like a horse
    ——
    Aha. I get that. I just don’t get what’s so funny about the typing with hooves thing.
    Oh well. (:

  • Miley Cyrus

    Hey ya’ll! It’s like Miley Ray Cyrus! I can’t believe like all these stars are on tonight! What’s up in the sky ya’ll?

  • DinoGirl

    I’ll probably marry a statue or something.

    *dies*

  • DinoGirl

    Rozy said:
    Can I PUH-leeease have some popcorn? C:
    __________________________________

    You’re cordially invited. :]
    Bring your onesie and pillow.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    “ROBOT IN THE USA YA’LL”

    hahahahaha

  • Goldengal11

    Rozy said:

    EW.
    Does anyone not like Beyonce besides me?
    O.O
    (Not HATE just…not a big fan?)
    _____________

    I like her. I think her album I am Sasha Fierce was good. Better than her usual stuff.

  • Joe Jonas

    Joe, really, get over it.
    __________________________

    Over you? I AM over you.

  • Rozy

    DinoGirl said:

    Rozy said:
    -popcorn respawns-
    Here. :D

    Oh. I JUST thought of that. JoeJustinTswiftStephen.
    -tisk tisk-
    __________________________________

    Totally reminded me of Killer Clowns From Outer Space.
    0_o

    I just got whiplash.
    Is that the baby’s name?
    Haha.
    _____________________

    NOWAI. O,O
    The baby’s name should be Pedro.
    Vote for Pedro.

  • Eneyi

    Laurenj

    Haha I’m good, just memorizing the conjugation of italian verbs for my quiz later today lol. You missed probably the greatest poser session OU has ever had XD. How was work?

  • Joe Jonas

    only for you, sugar pie, honey bunch <33
    ________________________________________

    Hey Taylor, I got an idea for you!

    If you ‘LOVE’ me,

    Stay away from me. FOREVER.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Hey Joe,

    CAN I HAVE YO NUMBAAAA?

  • Kpurity

    LOL
    Are there 2 Nick Jonas’s in here?

  • Eneyi

    Taylorjonas said:
    taylor jonas swift gave hirth to a…
    —–
    Rabbit?

  • DinoGirl

    LAURENJ- said:

    OK guys did you all know there will NOT be a 2nd season of JONAS but instead a 2nd season of LIVING THE DREAM…That is why the camera crew are following them all around Europe….I love it…..

    ____________________________________

    Are you sure?
    Omg – that would be awesome!!

  • Kpurity

    Um, I’m waiting for the HBIC of the HHawk club to decide.

    ———————————–

    Well, I’m her assistant…I just love to seat in her chair.

    Excuse me while I call her.

    CHUCK! GET IN HERE!

    I have a question. What are the benifits exactly of being in the HH club? Do I get a prize? A gift basket?
    ——
    You have the right to buy a doll. The HeadHawk doll to be exact. You can’t order it if you’re not a part of it. (;

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    No, Taylor, stay with Lautner!

    He’s much better than I am.

    Do it!

    ———

    No, Joe, he really isn’t.
    I mean, he doesn’t enjoy cat sweaters like us.. (:
    oh, and he’s not as big as you either ;D

  • DinoGirl

    Chuck & Kpurity, love your new icons.

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    ROFL turtle, they are sooo cutee :)

    *pats back*
    now, put them in this box and we will mail them to the General Disney set :)

    maybe they will get on TV :)
    YAY
    _______________________________________

    Oh Noes.
    :O

    The bag the clothes are in says “WARNING: Keep away from infants.”

    I guess they can’t get their present. :[

    Poo.

  • LAURENJ-

    GoldenGirl & Dinogirl

    How r we today….anything new happened today…..

  • Emmy

    I cannot believe I just wrote all that shit. That MAY be my longest post ever.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    LOL XIOMY, Kevins face is priceless :)

  • Miley Cyrus

    And this is why ya’ll! This is why I DON’T listen to like….. pop music! Cause they’re all FREAKS.

  • Anonymouse

    Taylor Swift gave me a lift, in her car but we didn’t go far. When then saw Joe but he was with a hoe, the girl was named Demi and she drove a dodge hemi up to the store where she sold herself as a whore. She then met with Miley and they got really smiley. They saw Nick Jonas and he had a bonus………..in his pants.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    jerseygirl said:

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 04:28 pm
    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    A quiz? On OceanUp? God damn – aren’t the math problems enough?

    Ok, let me have it. *bites nails nervously*
    _________________________

    its actually quite simple really.

    do you
    love all JB head gear and accessories.

    *Nick J Indiana Jonas satchel is optional.

    & you have to be sane, but im pretty sure we established that time ago. even though sometimes you still make me wonder..
    ———————–
    HaHa, yes I do have my crazy moments. I blame the OU environment. ;)

    Well ok. My answer…………

    I don’t care what’s on their heads, or what they wear, as long as they continue to make beautiful music, stay amazing, and keep those gorgeous faces.

    Am I in?
    _______________

    *silence*
    *discusses with colleagues*
    *stands up*
    *peasants run and fix my shiny royal cloak*
    *walks over to jersey*
    *adjusts glasses*
    *circles jersey*
    *grabs sword*
    *silence*
    *officially knights jersey*

    WELCOME to TEAM HEADHAWK, you are now Member #6.
    We are proud to call you one of our own.
    CONGRATULATIONS
    *claps*

  • DinoGirl

    Kpurity said:

    LOL
    Are there 2 Nick Jonas’s in here?
    ________________________________________

    I think so.

    Haha.
    One Niley fan and Nelena fan.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    DinoGirl said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    haha, im totally coming over.
    *throws on onesie, puts on in a bag*
    *drives to turtles house*
    *gives her matching onesie*
    *sits on couch*
    *grabs popcorn*
    *gossips*
    __________________________________

    Purple onesie!
    :D

    Uh-oh, apparently Taylor is pregnant.
    But Joe says it isn’t his.
    *gasps*
    *chokes on popcorn kernel*
    _______________________

    hahaha,
    what do you want to bet its Justin Beavers.
    looks like Gaston isnt the only pedo around these parts…
    *cough* taylor *cough*

  • Anonymous3oh3

    joe is so pretty

  • Kpurity

    OK guys did you all know there will NOT be a 2nd season of JONAS but instead a 2nd season of LIVING THE DREAM…That is why the camera crew are following them all around Europe….I love it…..
    ——
    That’s awesome! :D Can’t wait.

  • Rozy

    Taylorjonas said:
    taylor jonas swift gave hirth to a…
    —–
    Rabbit?
    —–
    More like rabid cat.

  • LAURENJ-

    “These guys are the superstars of their generation,” Marsh said. “We had the opportunity to extend our relationship with them, which we did.”

    Disney’s collaboration with the brothers extends beyond the TV series to the successful “Camp Rock” TV movie franchise, concert tours and concert movies.

    “Jonas” premiered in the spring to solid numbers but couldn’t match the heights of Disney Channel hits like “Hannah Montana.” “Jonas” has been winning its Sunday time slot in key kids demographics, averaging 3.4 million viewers.

    Disney brass is looking to take the show to the next level with the addition of Lewis, who has worked on “The Office” and “The Larry Sanders Show,” and Hoen, who has directed nine Disney Channel movies.

    “Jonas” is unusual in being a single-camera comedy on a channel dominated by multicamera sitcoms.

    “Lester Lewis, who is coming off ‘The Office,’ has a particular sensibility and is an expert in the craft of creating single-camera comedy, while Paul Hoen brings a unique visual style,” Marsh said.

    Meanwhile, the executive producers who launched “Jonas” — sitcom veteran Michael Curtis and Roger S.H. Schulman — have departed the series.

    Hoen has directed the Jonases in an episode of their show and in the upcoming sequel “Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam.”

    “The Jonas brothers are a rare combination of hugely talented and tremendously likable,” the WME-repped Lewis said.

    The new season of “Jonas” will follow the brothers as they set out on a summer vacation in Los Angeles that leads to them landing gigs in show business.

    In addition to the brothers, “Jonas” co-stars Chelsea Staub and Nicole Anderson.

    Source: HollywoodReporter.com

    Yay!!! This is exciting. I think this
    ********************
    just read it on JHQ

  • FILL IN THE BLANK

    _____________________________________________

    Taylor Swift:

    Miley Cyrus:

    Demi Lovato:

    Selena Gomez:

    Justin Bieber:

    Nick Jonas:

    Joe Jonas:

    Kevin Jonas:

    Taylor Lautner:
    _____________________________________________

  • Joe Jonas

    No, Joe.
    Your my only.

    and joe,
    it was two years ago.
    i knockd him out with a rock and raped stephen.
    its over.
    its your baby joe.
    _________________________

    Huh, I weird that weird, considering I NEVER had sex with you.

  • Miley Cyrus

    It’s okay Demi! You know like that photographer that you kissed? Yeah, well I kissed him first so now we’re even like right?

    BTW, you’re looking a little pale lately……almost like

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVDJvrBFDDc

    But we’re still cool, RIGHT?

  • JoBroLuv

    thats a teddy bear he is holding right?

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    or what Dino said… haha

  • xafranbix

    apparently im Joe Jonas..
    and Dino is Nick…lol
    but WHO will be #8 Mr.Paul Kevin Jonas…
    i wonder..

    MOUHAHAHAHAHA
    i am #1
    KNEEL BEFORE ME little peasants

    LOL i kid i kid
    you are all my royal family :

    —–

    OH MY GOD , I COULDNT BE HAPPIER TO BE KEVIIN
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
    *5 SECOND DANCE PARTY*

    IM TURNING INTO MY FATHER.

  • AAC

    Eneyi said:

    ChuckNorris

    It doesn’t matter, I’d take the one on the left over the one on the right anyway :D
    ________

    Agree!

  • Kpurity

    I feel like looking for the Nick picture that Chuck is using..

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    *crosses finger*
    “fetus beaver, fetus beaver”
    *bites nails in suspense*

  • Rozy

    Oh wow. Nick Jonas has just got me thinking back to that mysterious threesome over the summer at OU. X)

  • kimmy4444
  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    AJ said:

    OW.
    she slammed my head against the wall.

    please, joe, help meeeeeeeeee!
    agksgjsdfksf

    ————

    wow, AJ must be doing crack again.
    shes delusional.

    it looks like her head was slammed against the keyboard… i mean, fell on the keyboard.
    i dunno, just a guess.

  • Joe Jonas

    Dont talk about Selena that way!
    shes an amazing girl.
    she was my lovbug,
    the missing peice inside of me,
    the voice in my head.

    you have nerve.
    miley is a whore
    and taylor has rabies.
    ___________________________
    Really? If Miley is a whore, why did you screw her so many times?

    Don’t talk about her that way,
    Miley’s flippen sexy.

  • Rozy

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 08:49 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Rozy said:
    Can I PUH-leeease have some popcorn? C:
    __________________________________

    You’re cordially invited. :]
    Bring your onesie and pillow.
    ___________________________________

    YAY!
    -gets my red onesie and Jonas pillow-
    Ready to rock n’ roll! :D

  • Eneyi

    Kpurity said:
    My friend’s cat might die soon… :|
    Please pray for him.. :\
    ——
    I will

  • DinoGirl

    Angela. said:

    ?!
    ____________________________________________

    Emily Ford said:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/ohhaiguyzzz/3161075433/

  • AAC

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Hey ya’ll! It’s like Miley Ray Cyrus! I can’t believe like all these stars are on tonight! What’s up in the sky ya’ll?
    ________

    LMAO! I laughed too hard at that.

  • Kevin jonas

    uh, im pretty sure i said nick killed himself

  • Taylor jonas swift

    its a girl!
    andshe looks like…

    well, shes a jonas, for sure

  • Goldengal11

    LAURENJ- said:

    GoldenGirl & Dinogirl

    How r we today….anything new happened today…..
    _________________

    I’m doing fine, you? Haha. And we did a poser chat today. It was pretty fun.

  • Anonymous

    I always wanted to put out a little survey during intense teenie rampage time on OU asking what they thought of each star.

    Taylor Swift: Extremely well branded. Cute hair, and I was a fan before she was famous (one of her first myspace friends bb!) so I feel a little partial too her. She can’t sing, but she writes cute songs. She isn’t trying to dance, sing, act, model, etc… and I appreciate that
    Miley Cyrus: She has an IT factor, and she’s extremely relatable. Fierce… and so down to earth. I’ve loved her since Hannah Montana. The new episodes bug me though. She will stay big.
    Demi Lovato: I’ve gone from not caring about her to loving her to thinking she would not be my friend IRL. I know the kinda girl she is, and whatever. I don’t think she’ll be anything big. Maybe like a Kelly Clarkson career. She can sing, but I don’t really like what she’s doing with herself.
    Selena Gomez: I don’t really like her image, even though it’s the one I give off as well. I love wizards, I really do. I hope she becomes a real actress and stays out of the gossip blogs/spotlight.
    Nick Jonas: They’ve made him appear over emotional and brooding, but sexy. I enjoy the sexy part.
    Joe Jonas: Honestly, this kid is WEIRD. But his weirdness is so normal that I like him.
    Kevin Jonas: Business man. Seems like he’s a great guy IRL.
    Taylor Lautner: Why is he on here? I actually thought he was super hot in the first twilight, before anyone else noticed him. Now he looks very over processed.
    ——–
    I cant take this seriously. you’re completely biased.

  • Anonymous

    that is weird why would you say that

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Rozy said:

    EW.
    Does anyone not like Beyonce besides me?
    O.O
    (Not HATE just…not a big fan?)
    ______________________

    ME.
    all she does now is sing “single ladies”
    like get a new song.
    shes annoying now.

  • Kpurity

    thats a teddy bear he is holding right?
    ———-

    LOL

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Patience is a virtue…well of course.. I am sure theyre just counting ballots..
    ________________________

    ROFL
    *thumbs up*

  • Anony

    MILEY IS WEARING NICKS DOG TAG SINGING THE CLIMB? wtf?? http://twitpic.com/otm6m

  • Kpurity

    *Grabs jar of animal cookies and a bottle of water and sits in a chair and watches*

  • Rozy

    Taylor jonas swift said:

    its a girl!
    andshe looks like…

    well, shes a jonas, for sure
    _____________________

    CALL HER PEDRO! :drool:

  • jjean

    Well, gotta get up for school tomorrow. Goodnight, ladies. Sweet Joeness dreams. Oh, and check this out: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3iec91181b3bb41981d3744d04ff24ba58

    So happy for them. Jonas FTW!

  • Taylor Lautner

    Taylor JONAS-Swift said:

    No, Taylor, stay with Lautner!

    He’s much better than I am.

    Do it!

    ———

    No, Joe, he really isn’t.
    I mean, he doesn’t enjoy cat sweaters like us.. (:
    oh, and he’s not as big as you either ;D

    —-
    uhm, Taylor, who would be?
    I’m sorry Im not excited when you touch me.
    maybe scared, yes.

  • DinoGirl

    THETRUTH,
    What?!

  • Joe Jonas

    no one is loving on me :(

  • LAURENJ-

    The Jonas Brothers are keepers at Disney Channel.

    The cable channel has ordered a second season of the pop stars’ comedy series “Jonas” and has tapped new executive producers: showrunner Lester Lewis and director Paul Hoen.

    Disney Channels Worldwide entertainment president Gary Marsh called Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas, who are in Italy as part of the European leg of their Live Nation-produced world concert tour, to give them the pickup news.

    Production on Season 2 of “Jonas” is slated to begin in February for a premiere in the middle of next year.

    Additionally, Disney Channel has renewed the trio’s short-form reality series “Jonas Brothers: Living the Dream” for a second season. Filming already is under way for a premiere early next year.

    “These guys are the superstars

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Jsean, if you order now, you could also get the optional Indiana Jonas Satchel FREE, thats right FREE…

  • Nick Jonas

    Selena Marie Gomez is the most amazing, beautiful, talented girl on earth. She is sweet, kind, funny and down to earth. she brings happiness to everyone who meets her. she puts a smile on my face. she has the cutest laugh, the beautifulist smile. she is amazing, i dont deserve her. she is not selfish, cold hearted or anything. She is the best person ever.
    Please, Sellybear.
    forgive me.
    or i’ll kill myself.

  • Eneyi

    JoBroLuv said:
    thats a teddy bear he is holding right?
    ——-
    I believe so

  • Rozy

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    Rozy said:

    EW.
    Does anyone not like Beyonce besides me?
    O.O
    (Not HATE just…not a big fan?)
    ______________________

    ME.
    all she does now is sing “single ladies”
    like get a new song.
    shes annoying now.
    ____________________

    YAY! I only listen to rock music. Heavy stuff. Jonas Brothers. C:
    Well, I find them heavy stuff.
    X)

  • AAC

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    AAC said:

    Haha that describes my dad except for the cool and hot part. o_O

    BuT yeah I could see that.
    __________________

    LOL my bad. dont want to give you creepy thoughts. haha
    ______

    It’s okay. I got a baby barf but then I looked at your icon and I felt a lot better. And Joe’s going to make a HOT dad one day.

  • AnonymousCNW

    CHUCKNORRIS said:
    Anonymous said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    CHUCKNORRIS’WIFE said:

    CHUCKNORRIS,

    can I spank you?
    ____________________

    FUCK, not you again.
    *********
    Baby, you burnt the bacon this morning. I know you like it extra crispy but I like my meat a little light..not dark ;)
    ____________________

    fuck i thought you’d be dead by now.
    i poisoned your bacon bitch.
    **********
    no honey, see after I got done brushing your curly ginger locks last night with that new brush I bought at the dollar store I knew after you tried to kill me last time that you’d try to do it again so I switched the poison with some syrup. Syrup and bacon is mighty tasty ;)
    ____________________

    FAIL,
    your name is anonymous.
    you forgot to change it.
    FAILURE at LIFE.
    *ties hands behind her back*
    *puts her in a duffle bag*
    *throws her in ocean*

    see ya BEYATCH
    ********
    I’m now in the witness protection program for your own safety and mine. no one can hurt your fair skin and ginger curls except me bitch

  • AAC

    FILL IN THE BLANK said:

    _____________________________________________

    Taylor Swift: Cool.

    Miley Cyrus: Cool.

    Demi Lovato: Cool.

    Selena Gomez: Cool.

    Justin Bieber: Irrelevant

    Nick Jonas: Awesomeness.

    Joe Jonas: Sick nasty

    Kevin Jonas: Total babe

    Taylor Lautner: Who cares?
    _____________________________________________

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    JoBroLuv said:

    thats a teddy bear he is holding right?
    ______________________

    yes its a teddy
    now SHUSH
    sitdown you’re blocking the screen.

  • Goldengal11

    jjean said:

    Well, gotta get up for school tomorrow. Goodnight, ladies. Sweet Joeness dreams. Oh, and check this out: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3iec91181b3bb4

    So happy for them. Jonas FTW!
    ________________

    Goodnight. Don’t let Justin Bieber bite!

  • Q&A

    Q: are zac and vanessa still dating?

    please reply! thank you

  • elieaa

    hey guys!

  • Joe Jonas

    Hey Hottie :)

    HELP ME MILES PLZ!

  • Rozy

    Joe Jonas said:

    no one is loving on me :(
    _________________

    -hug-
    Hugging a random person once a day helps their self esteem. O3O

  • DinoGirl

    Gotta go guys.
    Talk to you later.
    Byeeeeeee.<3

  • jjean

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:55 pm
    Ms.aNonymous said:

    Okay girls just imagin an OU convention..cours the celebs will show..please..plus Perez Hilton and the rest..

    I said moons ago for us to get names so when they call out Anonymous its not a chorus of hello..long live the lone one Anonymous

    Tables and Chairs peeps…Joe Hoes closest to the props…and thats Joes stance..I think Miley’s table and Joes at the head..lol…..props to us..we are intermingled amongst them..I dont want to sit next to Tish …or Papa J..but Joe and I make lots of contact I mean he becomes my sugar daddy after that..lol..Jersey girl and I sit at the same table but not next to one another..I am a leftie.Charlottex is too her right..LJ and I make quite the duo….and I cant wait to see Kimmy right beside me..and Carolina and J4C are side by side..jjean is running late with a chair.where the hell is cornpopsgirl..Yvonne pull up a chair girl…ahhh..I don’t leave out anyone..its a huge round about table..

    I see all you and you r special..cnt wait if it wre to come true…

    I love ya ll..its what makes OU…

    I want everyone at my table..

    I don’t need a chair. I’ll sit in his lap.:)

  • Joe Jonas

    its a girl!
    andshe looks like…

    well, shes a jonas, for sure
    __________________________________

    HEY TAYLOR,

    IT’S NOT MINE!!

  • DinoGirl

    Goodnight jjean,
    And thanks for the link.
    That’s awesome news, too. :]

  • Ms. N

    Chuck Norris

    I want the Satchel with JB embellished on it ..oh and does it come in Silver?

  • THETRUTH

    i feeel like a failure in this post.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Before I go, I have to tell you something Selena. Like, why do you hate me? On the set of Hannah Montana everyone was like laughing at you and calling you the barney girl! And I stood up for you! I even gave you pickle juice! And I hate pickles….like ya’ll for real.

  • THETRUTH


    i wonder what the jonas poop smells like

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    *smacks hands to face*
    DANG IT
    its a jonas :(

  • courtneygalliano

    hey hey hey

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    LOL KP, Angela ordered a dozen????
    hahahaha

  • Anonymous

    I feel like the only one that liked Miley and Justin together. But whatever.
    ——–
    http://i35.tinypic.com/2j61km.jpg

    —-

    ew, he looks disgusting. JUSTY HAS A NEW GIRL!

  • Kpurity

    DinoGirl,

    Thank you. :D

  • hpaddictedx

    All these celebrities on oceanup.

  • Kpurity

    Are you bored with the same old doll? Barbie? Ken? Who needs them? Now introducing..-drum roll- … the HeadHawk!
    It comes with headbands such as sweatbands, hats such as sombreros ( ole! ), and has supple baby’s butt face, AND it has a Joehawk. Yes ladies and gentlemen, a Joehawk. It sits, it stands, it twirls in your hands. It can do anything but use the toilet and chew&swallow food! As long as you’re making it do it. But wait, it can also SING! Songs included are Scrub, the imaginary sequel to Bounce, and the one and only, Bounce. And yes, those are the only two.
    -says really fast-Accessories not included.
    But wait! Don’t order just yet! Now with the optional satchel. Optional satchel costs two more dollars. Limitted time only.
    Order now! It’s not 70 dollars. It’s not 60 dollars. It’s not 40 dollars. It’s 25 dollars!
    -says really fast- Batteries not included. If you experience heart attack due to its’ features or develop an obsesion with it, you will not get your money back.
    -says really fast- Standard carrier fees apply.
    CALL NOW!

  • Anonymous

    joe so ugly

  • Haylee

    ohmygosh i love Joe Jonas!!:) he is soo hott

  • Miley Cyrus

    Can ya’ll help me! I’m writing a new song, and I mention the Yankees. But I’ve never actually seen them before. So can someone tell me what their uniform colors are?

  • DinoGirl

    “beautifulist”

    As hard as I try, I can’t picture Nick saying that.
    xD

    Or “Sellybear”

  • Eneyi

    I wasn’t cordially invited to the spectator party D:

    *dies*

  • Nick jonas

    on one conditionsellybear,

  • LAURENJ-

    Eneyi

    I love Living The Dream…It would be nice to see them all over europe….LOL Now we know why the camera crew are everywhere….LOL and I spoke to soon there is JONAS season 2….

  • Anonymous

    FILL IN THE BLANK said:
    _____________________________________________

    Taylor Swift: Cant Dance

    Miley Cyrus: The IT GIRL! Does it all! CAN DANCE

    Demi Lovato: Cant Dance

    Selena Gomez: Cant Dance

    Justin Bieber: Cant Dance

    Nick Jonas: Oh hell no Cant Dance!

    Joe Jonas: Try to Dance but Cant

    Kevin Jonas: Shouldnt Dance

    Taylor Lautner:
    _____________________________________

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 06:01 pm
    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    Dead Post
    ***********
    wait..who died..lol

    what is coming up for u? Love your imagintion..

  • Joe’s Mommy

    Joe Jonas said:

    Joe, dad wouldn’t approve of your
    irresponsibleness.
    ________________________

    Shut your mouth, Nicholas.

    I swear if you say anything, i’ll kill you.

    And I hope you know these are lies, you should.

    _________________________

    Joseph Adam!
    I cannot belive your behavior!
    I am appalled!

  • Nick Jonas

    No, it’s only I.
    I love Miley and Selena.
    But Selena takes my heart. <3
    She is my bella.
    She is my sunshine.
    She is my bestfriend.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Now that we know Justin Bieber is a robot………..the question is ya’ll, who created him?

  • Rozy

    courtneygalliano said:

    hey hey hey
    __________________

    The posers left an hour ago.
    Plus you spelled her last name wrong, I believe.

  • Kpurity

    Bye Dino! (:

  • Rozy

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    *smacks hands to face*
    DANG IT
    its a jonas :(
    _________________

    I wanted it to be a rabid cat! D:

  • DinoGirl

    LAURENJ-,

    That’s great news!
    I love behind-the-scenes stuff like that. :]

    The first season of LTD was great.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    ROFL

    *yells at screen*
    DONT FALL FOR IT SELENA!!

    look hoe fast he just jumped from Miles to YOU…
    HES PLAYING YOU BOTH..

    *covers mouth in anticipation*

  • mellisa23

    its a sea of hottieness of joe and nick in here. i love it ;)

  • Anonymous

    MILEY IS WEARING NICKS DOG TAG SINGING THE CLIMB? wtf?? http://twitpic.com/otm6m

    it was given to her by a fan whos father was in a war

  • Anonymous

    guyzs im hungwy
    senn sum hay plse?

  • Eneyi

    I think Kevin Jonas needs to make a cameo again

    And wheres the popcorn? You guys better not have eaten it all :<

  • Eneyi

    Rozy said:
    courtneygalliano said:

    hey hey hey
    __________________

    The posers left an hour ago.
    Plus you spelled her last name wrong, I believe.
    —-
    She did. Its Galiano

  • Anonymous

    FILL IN THE BLANK said:
    _____________________________________________

    Taylor Swift: Cant Dance

    Miley Cyrus: The IT GIRL! Does it all! CAN DANCE

    Demi Lovato: Cant Dance

    Selena Gomez: Cant Dance

    Justin Bieber: Ring around the Rosie Dance

    Nick Jonas: Oh hell no Cant Dance!

    Joe Jonas: Try to Dance but Cant

    Kevin Jonas: Shouldnt Dance

    Taylor Lautner: Who?
    _______________________

  • Xiomy

    I’m loving this posers reunion.
    CAN I JOIN?

    I will be Demi Lovato.

  • Rozy

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Now that we know Justin Bieber is a robot………..the question is ya’ll, who created him?
    ______________________

    USHER. DUH.
    UNCEUNCEUNCE

  • courtneygalliano

    aweee man.
    k have a good night.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    i just orderd my satchel and go it it is so chill maan i love it!!!!

  • Joe Jonas

    OW.
    she slammed my head against the wall.

    please, joe, help meeeeeeeeee!
    agksgjsdfksf
    __________________________

    I’ll save you!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Kevin jonas said:

    uh, im pretty sure i said nick killed himself
    ______________

    LOL WHY DOES NOBODY CARE…
    CRUITAL PART OF THIS EPISODE.
    NICK JUST KILLED HIMSELF
    OMJ

  • Justin Bieber

    *Looks at Miley*

    Only you SHAWTY!……….*dies*

  • Goldengal11

    Rozy said:

    courtneygalliano said:

    hey hey hey
    __________________

    The posers left an hour ago.
    Plus you spelled her last name wrong, I believe.
    ________________

    LMAO, She/he was extra late.

  • Anonymous

    Q: are zac and vanessa still dating?

    please reply! thank you

    they are engaged

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 06:03 pm
    jjean said:

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:55 pm
    Ms.aNonymous said:

    Okay girls just imagin an OU convention..cours the celebs will show..please..plus Perez Hilton and the rest..

    I said moons ago for us to get names so when they call out Anonymous its not a chorus of hello..long live the lone one Anonymous

    Tables and Chairs peeps…Joe Hoes closest to the props…and thats Joes stance..I think Miley’s table and Joes at the head..lol…..props to us..we are intermingled amongst them..I dont want to sit next to Tish …or Papa J..but Joe and I make lots of contact I mean he becomes my sugar daddy after that..lol..Jersey girl and I sit at the same table but not next to one another..I am a leftie.Charlottex is too her right..LJ and I make quite the duo….and I cant wait to see Kimmy right beside me..and Carolina and J4C are side by side..jjean is running late with a chair.where the hell is cornpopsgirl..Yvonne pull up a chair girl…ahhh..I don’t leave out anyone..its a huge round about table..

    I see all you and you r special..cnt wait if it wre to come true…

    I love ya ll..its what makes OU…

    I want everyone at my table..

    I don’t need a chair. I’ll sit in his lap.:)
    *******

    there ya go girlfrend…whishful thinking..lol..go girl

  • Sam In Atlanta

    Kpurity….you do know that isn’t Joe, right? It isn’t.

  • Rozy

    Fanfictions are dangerous. C;

  • soccerchick

    ahh he’s gorgeous!!

  • pretty in pink

    Anonymouse said:
    Taylor Swift gave me a lift, in her car but we didn’t go far. When then saw Joe but he was with a hoe, the girl was named Demi and she drove a dodge hemi up to the store where she sold herself as a whore. She then met with Miley and they got really smiley. They saw Nick Jonas and he had a bonus………..in his pants.
    ****
    that was weird.

  • xafranbix

    Taylor Swift: DIFFICULT TO GET OVER PAST BF’S

    Miley Cyrus: IDOL <3

    Demi Lovato: SECOND IDOL<3

    Selena Gomez: AWESOME ACTRESS

    Justin Bieber: ONLY YOU SHAWTY

    Nick Jonas: *DROOLS*

    Joe Jonas: JOEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK <3

    Kevin Jonas: HUSBAND-TO-BE

    Taylor Lautner: HAWT

  • ImNotAnnoying

    im back!

  • Taylor Lautner

    Joe Jonas said:

    oh, trust me man, she knows exactly where I am.

    I flippen can’t get rid of her.

    And I’m sorry, I hope you make it out of there alive.

    —-

    Yeah, she probably does.
    She has a whole shrine dedicated to you.

    luckily, my girl “friend” told her I was out.
    I just hope she doesn’t assume I’m cheating on her.
    Then her and Camilla are gonna get to know each other in the basement..

  • Joe Jonas

    No, Joe, he really isn’t.
    I mean, he doesn’t enjoy cat sweaters like us.. (:
    oh, and he’s not as big as you either ;D
    ______________________________________

    Whoa whoa whoa-

    I don’t know what you think, but I NEVER, NEEEVVVVERRRR had sex with you.

    And I hate your ugly cat sweaters.

    My grandma can make better ones than you.

  • Kpurity

    TONIGHT

    is poser night.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    BYE DINOTELLO :)<3

    & Ms.N it doesnt come in silver…but you CAN get it in PLATINUM..if you wish.
    its better than silver.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Nick Jonas said:

    Joe, dad wouldn’t approve of your
    irresponsibleness
    _____________________

    Nicholas Jonas :)
    want to come over later for Bible Study ;)

  • Nick Jonas

    The same reason you screwed Taylor. I was desperate.
    Fuck off Joe! you cant ever let me be happy!
    you ruined my forever wish selena!

  • Brittnee

    I think Joe is a charming prince. I think he is so hot and I Love his haircut. I think Joe is pretty good in Fashion. I Love the Jonas Brothers because they are so talented. I hope they have a great Future in head of him. I hope I get to meant Joe Jonas some day.

  • Goldengal11

    courtneygalliano said:

    aweee man.
    k have a good night.
    _____________

    Goodngiht.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Taylor Swift: DIFFICULT TO GET OVER PAST BF’S

    Miley Cyrus: IDOL <3

    Demi Lovato: SECOND IDOL<3

    Selena Gomez: AWESOME ACTRESS

    Justin Bieber: ONLY YOU SHAWTY

    Nick Jonas: *DROOLS*

    Joe Jonas: JOEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK <3

    Kevin Jonas: HUSBAND-TO-BE

    Taylor Lautner: HAWT

    whenen i read this i laughed then farted haha!

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 07:03 pm
    AAC said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    AAC said:

    Haha that describes my dad except for the cool and hot part. o_O

    BuT yeah I could see that.
    __________________

    LOL my bad. dont want to give you creepy thoughts. haha
    ______

    It’s okay. I got a baby barf but then I looked at your icon and I felt a lot better. And Joe’s going to make a HOT dad one day.

    —-
    which is soon,
    cause i’m having his baabies.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Joe Jonas said:

    Hey Hottie :)

    HELP ME MILES PLZ!
    ________________

    What’s wrong Joe? Is someone picking on you?

    *slaps you in the face*

  • Rozy

    Justin Bieber said:

    *Looks at Miley*

    Only you SHAWTY!……….*dies*
    ____________________

    DIDNT THE HOLY WATER WORK THE FIRST TIME?
    -throws moar-
    THE POWER -dramaticpause- OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

  • Eneyi

    Laurenj

    I loved Living the Dream and Band In a Bus. I don’t mind so much that theres a JONAS season two, the show makes me laugh lol

  • &

    Hm. Justin is definitely a better dancer then miley. Miley is cute though.

  • THETRUTH

    HELLo im alive

  • Kpurity

    Dead Post
    —-
    Yup.
    What’s with everyone and the sudden stop talking?

  • DinoGirl

    “look hoe fast he just jumped from Miles to YOU…”

    Rofl.
    Best typo ever.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Rozy said:

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Now that we know Justin Bieber is a robot………..the question is ya’ll, who created him?
    ______________________

    USHER. DUH.
    UNCEUNCEUNCE
    _________________

    Is Usher a rock singer? I’ve never heard an Usher song before like.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Hoen has directed the Jonases in an episode of their show and in the upcoming sequel “Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam.”

    _____________________

    Dear,
    PAUL HOEN :)
    IF YOU ARE READING THIS.
    I WANT TO MARRY YOU
    you are my favourite CR2 person in the WORLD.
    You make me laugh uncontrollably.
    & Your hats are the cutest.

    Yours Lovingly,
    ChuckNorris
    xoxo

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  • Emmy

    I cant take this seriously. you’re completely biased.

    ___

    ..Why?

    How could I -not- be biased when I’m talking about what I think of people?

  • Eneyi

    Anonymous said:
    guyzs im hungwy
    senn sum hay plse?
    —–
    Nooooo. You forgot to put your name as Trace Cyrus D:

  • Nick Jonas

    Joe’s Mommy said:

    Joe Jonas said:

    Joe, dad wouldn’t approve of your
    irresponsibleness.
    ________________________

    Shut your mouth, Nicholas.

    I swear if you say anything, i’ll kill you.

    And I hope you know these are lies, you should.

    _________________________

    Joseph Adam!
    I cannot belive your behavior!
    I am appalled!

    _______________

    HAHAH
    joe!
    finally!
    mom, hes been giving it to that psycho bitch taylor
    and now shes pregnant with his baby.
    oh, and we think it has rabies.

  • Joe Jonas

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Now that we know Justin Bieber is a robot………..the question is ya’ll, who created him?
    ____________________________

    I can’t take it any longer.

    *Rapes Miley*

  • Kpurity

    Thank you guys for praying for him. [:
    Her cat is very special to her.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    THE FUCK? ocean up threatened me that they are going to ban me for 3 hours the fuck all i did was try to post a comment.

  • AAC

    MILEY IS WEARING NICKS DOG TAG SINGING THE CLIMB? wtf?? http://twitpic.com/otm6m
    _________

    Lol at the people freaking out about it on twitter. That dog tag is way too long to be Nick’s diabetes tag.

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    *smacks hands to face*
    DANG IT
    its a jonas :(
    ___________________________________

    That puts a damper on our slumber party/General Disney Marathon.

    http://i37.tinypic.com/1zbuydv.gif

  • Goldengal11

    THETRUTH said:

    HELLo im alive
    ________________

    Hello.

  • Chloex

    I think I’m going to change my icon to Nick…

  • Kourtney

    Jonas4Canada said:
    LOL, do people forget that Miley also probably has a dog tag, since she has hypoglycemia? And doesn’t she have some heart condition, she wrote about it in Miles to Go!
    ******
    yo, what is joe wearing in your picture? it kinda looks like a space suit.. but it’s probably a sweater.

  • Nick Jonas

    Joe’s Mommy said:

    Joe Jonas said:

    Joe, dad wouldn’t approve of your
    irresponsibleness.
    ________________________

    Shut your mouth, Nicholas.

    I swear if you say anything, i’ll kill you.

    And I hope you know these are lies, you should.

    _________________________

    Joseph Adam!
    I cannot belive your behavior!
    I am appalled!

    _______________

    HAHAH
    joe!
    finally!
    mom, hes been giving it to that psycho bitch taylor
    and now shes pregnant with his baby.
    oh, and we think it has rabies.

  • Eneyi

    THETRUTH said:

    i FUCKING HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS
    ——–
    Um…..? @.@

  • Rozy

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Rozy said:

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Now that we know Justin Bieber is a robot………..the question is ya’ll, who created him?
    ______________________

    USHER. DUH.
    UNCEUNCEUNCE
    _________________

    Is Usher a rock singer? I’ve never heard an Usher song before like.
    _________________________

    No, Miley-san. Usher is from a bull thing we call hiphop and rap.

  • xafranbix

    CHUCKNORRIS said:
    BYE DINOTELLO :)<3

    & Ms.N it doesnt come in silver…but you CAN get it in PLATINUM..if you wish.
    its better than silver

    —————
    CAN I HAVE 2??

    AND BEFORE I GO

    U: BOSS =JOE
    DINO:ASISTANT=NICK
    ME:CO-ASISTANT =KEVIN

    WHO IS THE REST OF TEAM HH UP TO NOW?

  • itsme

    Joe seems to be really relaxed why he’s over there..hmmm.haha.

    Looking good Joe ;)

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    “like ya’ll for real”

    LOL

  • Taylorjonas

    will ya’ll give me and joe a minute alone?

    joe,
    i dont think its yours.
    i mean.. theres a chance,
    but.. well, while you were gone,

  • Rozy

    Fanfictions. Are. Dangerous. Like. Really.
    C;

  • Emmy

    Q: are zac and vanessa still dating?

    please reply! thank you

    they are engaged

    __

    ?? Wtf he said he doesn’t want to get married.

  • THETRUTH

    DinoGirl said:

    THETRUTH,
    What?!
    ———-
    it was all a lie..no one was talking to me..i got desperate ..a cry for attention..i decided to yell that out instead of take my pants off like miley =)

  • THETRUTH

    i also love paul hoen.
    what a cool dude..and he gives the peace sign….

    everyboddyy its summertime look hot and happy

    guhshiiingg over him =)

    hey goldengal!!!!!

  • jjean

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 04:47 pm
    Kpurity said:

    Um, I’m waiting for the HBIC of the HHawk club to decide.

    ———————————–

    Well, I’m her assistant…I just love to seat in her chair.

    Excuse me while I call her.

    CHUCK! GET IN HERE!

    I have a question. What are the benifits exactly of being in the HH club? Do I get a prize? A gift basket?
    ——
    You have the right to buy a doll. The HeadHawk doll to be exact. You can’t order it if you’re not a part of it. (;

    Ooo, I want a doll! I want to join! I love JB and all their headgear and/or accessories. Plus, my doctor told me i’m completely sane.(OJJD doesn’t count) Can I join, chuck?

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    THETRUTH, nope
    its Nicks crotch.
    duh.

  • Demi Lovato

    Yeah, we’re still cool Miley. Why would you think we aren’t? Ha-ha.

    But I think you need to do Pilates. You’re looking a little flabby lately. But I love you, so I don’t mind walking around with Jell-O next to me. LOVE YA MILEY!!!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    ROFL
    I DONT KNOW WHAT TO LAUGH AT MORE…
    WHAT HES DOING IN THE PHOTO
    OR
    THE MORON THAT WROTE ON THE PICTURE.

    LMAO

    http://www.4tnz.com/files/LOLCelebsJustinBieberPanda.jpg

  • nickjonasbbz

    the icon has to wait, i cant do it from mobile.
    plus, im going to bed.
    ttyl:)

    and sorry for
    your cat, ill pray :D
    i thought my dog was
    gonna die, shw got a milky way off my dresser and ate it lmao.
    hopefully the cat gets lucky too :)

  • Anonymous

    TheRealShanna

    Mileys coming on!
    3 minutes ago from UberTwitter

  • DinoGirl

    Kpurity said:

    DinoGirl,

    Thank you. :D Joe was adorable as a baby.
    ____________________________________

    At first, I seriously did not even know that was Joe. xD
    He’s adorable!

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    hahaha,
    what do you want to bet its Justin Beavers.
    looks like Gaston isnt the only pedo around these parts…
    *cough* taylor *cough*
    ____________________________________

    Fetus has a fetus!!
    :O

  • Eneyi

    Joe Jonas said:
    Miley Cyrus said:

    Now that we know Justin Bieber is a robot………..the question is ya’ll, who created him?
    ____________________________

    I can’t take it any longer.

    *Rapes Miley*
    ——-
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo D:

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    AnonymousCNW said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:
    Anonymous said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    CHUCKNORRIS’WIFE said:

    CHUCKNORRIS,

    can I spank you?
    ____________________

    FUCK, not you again.
    *********
    Baby, you burnt the bacon this morning. I know you like it extra crispy but I like my meat a little light..not dark ;)
    ____________________

    fuck i thought you’d be dead by now.
    i poisoned your bacon bitch.
    **********
    no honey, see after I got done brushing your curly ginger locks last night with that new brush I bought at the dollar store I knew after you tried to kill me last time that you’d try to do it again so I switched the poison with some syrup. Syrup and bacon is mighty tasty ;)
    ____________________

    FAIL,
    your name is anonymous.
    you forgot to change it.
    FAILURE at LIFE.
    *ties hands behind her back*
    *puts her in a duffle bag*
    *throws her in ocean*

    see ya BEYATCH
    ********
    I’m now in the witness protection program for your own safety and mine. no one can hurt your fair skin and ginger curls except me bitch
    _____________________

    GOOD RIDENCE

  • Anonymous

    MILEY IS WEARING NICKS DOG TAG SINGING THE CLIMB? wtf?? http://twitpic.com/otm6m

    it was given to her by a fan whos father was in a war __ really when? If so? very cool!

  • ImNotAnnoying

    hey guys!

    sup!

  • Eneyi

    Xiomy

    I feel the exact same way. Spiders are like my worst nightmare and rats creep me out. And it sucks even more because for my psychology labs we have a train a virtual rat D:. Virtual or not, they are still creepy

  • Rozy

    Taylorjonas said:

    will ya’ll give me and joe a minute alone?

    joe,
    i dont think its yours.
    i mean.. theres a chance,
    but.. well, while you were gone,
    _______________________

    IT WAS TAYLOR LAUTNER. I KNEEEEWW IT.

  • THETRUTH

    whooo likes chicken fingers?

  • Emmy

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/43073564@N07/4086139850/

    photoshopped joe pic

    ___

    DUDE WHATEVER that’s not photoshopped obviously

  • Joe Jonas

    Joseph Adam!
    I cannot belive your behavior!
    I am appalled!
    ______________________

    It’s a lie, mommmy!

    Don’t believe anything you hear.
    I love you!

  • Miley Cyrus

    Joe Jonas said:

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Now that we know Justin Bieber is a robot………..the question is ya’ll, who created him?
    ____________________________

    I can’t take it any longer.

    *Rapes Miley*
    __________________

    No Joe!! You can’t…… I am not what you think I am!! I don’t want the media to find out!

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Q: are zac and vanessa still dating?

    please reply! thank you

    they are engaged

    __

    ?? Wtf he said he doesn’t want to get married.
    —-
    he said that? well i have not kept up with that couple i used to but they are boring niley is more interesting and they are not even dating.

  • Goldengal11

    OMG I’m about to cry. This was the song for my dance recital when I was younger.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VBcv7VJnGE

  • Nick Jonas

    beacuse miley! you tricked me with yor evil ness! you just had to have me when you knew i loved her!

    and i say sellybear for selena. it turns her on.

  • Rozy

    -wakes up from dangerously sexy fanfiction daze-

    I’LL PRAY FOR THE CAT! D:
    WHAAA?

  • Chloex

    oooh I love these games!

    Taylor Swift: Love Story is a good song.

    Miley Cyrus: I never got into Hannah Montana :P

    Demi Lovato: great style.

    Selena Gomez: seems nice

    Justin Bieber: cute.

    Nick Jonas: My role Model<333 TALENTED

    Joe Jonas: nice hair! Seems really cool

    Kevin Jonas: seems nice

    Taylor Lautner: has a nice body, but I’m not into Twilight.

  • anne

    MILEY IS WEARING NICKS DOG TAG SINGING THE CLIMB? wtf?? http://twitpic.com/otm6m
    —-
    Very cute, Nick is sick and they are best friends

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    @THETRUTH

    ROFL BALDY, SHUTUP.
    smell your own pop you dirty Gaston lover.
    you 2 belong together.

    You= Baldy
    Him= GASton

    you guys as a couple = dirty nasty stinky old fat man

  • DinoGirl

    Eneyi said:

    I think Kevin Jonas needs to make a cameo again

    And wheres the popcorn? You guys better not have eaten it all :<
    _______________________________________

    Kevin Jonas and Bieber are the only funny ones now. :[

    *hands over tear-soaked popcorn*

  • pretty in pink

    so are there any people that are regular posters besides the batshit crazy people like jackie and jelena ftw that you guys just can’t stand? theres 2 that I know just get under my skin..

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Mileys coming on!
    3 minutes ago from UberTwitter
    —-
    what does she mean? but, anyways isnt shanna supposed to be a bitch?

  • Anonymous

    Joe Jonas said:

    only for you, sugar pie, honey bunch <33
    ________________________________________

    Hey Taylor, I got an idea for you!

    If you ‘LOVE’ me,

    Stay away from me. FOREVER.

    ———

    I miss you when your on tour.
    when you coming back home baby?
    joekins. joey. joeyboo. <3

  • Sam In Atlanta

    That’s because it’s NOT Joe, Dino.

  • DinoGirl

    Why am I getting giggles out of the smallest words tonight?

    Too much caffeine!

    But continue, I’m enjoying it.

  • Joe Jonas

    Taylorjonas said:

    will ya’ll give me and joe a minute alone?

    joe,
    i dont think its yours.
    i mean.. theres a chance,
    but.. well, while you were gone,
    _________________________________

    Ya know Taylor, I think it’s funny you keep sayin you think it’s mine.

    BUT I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!

  • Kpurity

    Chuck,

    You see what you get for having such an awesome life?!

    Haha.

  • xafranbix

    http://cramnotes.dmbh.org/igcse-physics-links.php

    ANGELAAAA I JUST FOUND THE SICKEST PAGE EVAAH
    AND I DEDICATE IT TO YOU
    FOR THE NAME OF THE WEBSITE
    HAHAHA

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    AAC said:

    LMAO! I love your icon. who’s crotch is that? Nick’s? And they are actually pretty close in muscle size.
    __________________

    i would take joe over taylor any day. so it doesnt matter, i know that much.
    but yea, they look pretty close.

    & its Nicks crotch :) duhh.
    hes my man.

  • Anonymous

    Idk. Jonas Brothers are worthless pieces of trash though. They’re disgusitng, ugly, lying, untalented homos.

  • Selena gomez

    yes nick! i’ll marry you!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    goodnight nick :)

  • Emmy

    Does anyone know whatever happened with that whole ‘Miley is being Nick!” thing? Some girl was at a concert and posted that on her twitter…

    (I’d post in a Miley post but she hasn’t done anything slutty today so she’s not on OU)

  • Joe Jonas

    ohmygosh i love Joe Jonas!!:) he is soo hott
    __________________________________

    Thanks bb :)

    Bet you don’t look so bad yourself ;)

  • Kpurity

    Kpurity….you do know that isn’t Joe, right? It isn’t.
    —–
    Oh wow. I’m embarassed. :\ I’ve been believing it’s Joe all these years. Damn it!

    Fine, my icon is just some random cute baby’s picture whom I do not know of. (:

  • Anonymous

    I thought you were sick in bed?

  • Goldengal11

    nickjonasbbz said:

    the icon has to wait, i cant do it from mobile.
    plus, im going to bed.
    ttyl:)

    and sorry for
    your cat, ill pray :D
    i thought my dog was
    gonna die, shw got a milky way off my dresser and ate it lmao.
    hopefully the cat gets lucky too :)
    _____________

    Goodngiht.

  • hpaddictedx
  • Anonymous

    AAC said:
    MILEY IS WEARING NICKS DOG TAG SINGING THE CLIMB? wtf?? http://twitpic.com/otm6m
    _________

    Lol at the people freaking out about it on twitter. That dog tag is way too long to be Nick’s diabetes tag. ____________ A CHAIN can be changed just an FYI..

  • Taylor Lautner

    t’s okay. I got a baby barf but then I looked at your icon and I felt a lot better. And Joe’s going to make a HOT dad one day.

    —-
    which is soon,
    cause i’m having his baabies.

    —-

    IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU TAYLOR.
    We better get a shotgun wedding going!
    the sooner, the BETTER.

  • Nick Jonas

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    Nick Jonas said:

    Joe, dad wouldn’t approve of your
    irresponsibleness
    _____________________

    Nicholas Jonas :)
    want to come over later for Bible Study ;)

    ———–

    Sorry,
    I cant be like my douche brother. Im not going to get a psycho pregnant with rabie babies.
    I heard Trace Cyrus is desperate though.

  • Rozy

    I’m going a bit perverted here. :B
    Joe, if you want butt sax, head to the orange door on your right and take two lefts into the parking lot.
    SUCK MA CACK. :D

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    Hoen has directed the Jonases in an episode of their show and in the upcoming sequel “Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam.”

    _____________________

    Dear,
    PAUL HOEN :)
    IF YOU ARE READING THIS.
    I WANT TO MARRY YOU
    you are my favourite CR2 person in the WORLD.
    You make me laugh uncontrollably.
    & Your hats are the cutest.

    Yours Lovingly,
    ChuckNorris
    xoxo

    _________________________________

    Is that the duder you talked about twittering for agent advice?

    I’m lost.
    Haha.

  • Lin

    whats with this competition chucknorris is having? and can i join?

  • Kpurity

    I have too much homework and it’s 5 PM here.
    Darn my procrastination.

  • Joe Jonas

    HAHAH
    joe!
    finally!
    mom, hes been giving it to that psycho bitch taylor
    and now shes pregnant with his baby.
    oh, and we think it has rabies.

    ________________________

    SHUT UP!

    I can’t believe this, my own brother is adding fuel to the fire.

    I HATE YOU.

  • THETRUTH

    Eneyi said:

    THETRUTH said:

    i FUCKING HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS
    ——–
    Um…..? @.@
    —————-
    just kidding, you know im a jb lover for life.
    woot woot.
    jesus is back up in this joint.

  • Eneyi

    http://www.4tnz.com/files/LOLCelebsJustinBieberPanda.jpg
    ——-
    WOW. It takes some serious skill to write like that XD

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    THETRUTH said:

    i also love paul hoen.
    what a cool dude..and he gives the peace sign….

    everyboddyy its summertime look hot and happy
    guhshiiingg over him =)

    hey goldengal!!!!!
    ______________________

    YOU CANT HAVE HIM, HES MINE!

    MINE! MINE! MINE!!!!!

  • Anonymoose

    Oceanup awards!

    favorite oceanupper:
    biggest jonas fan:
    biggest miley fan:
    biggest taylor fan:
    biggest demi fan:
    biggest selena fan:

    craziest/most annoying oceanupper:
    oceanupper you love to hate:

  • Ms.aNonymous

    AAC
    Goldengall

    did you not read about OU convention…girls look alive..and give some deets on your ideas..you know OU is watchin.

  • Eneyi

    “look hoe fast he just jumped from Miles to YOU…”
    ——
    LMFAO

    And lol at the two Nick J’s

  • Kpurity

    ROFL
    I DONT KNOW WHAT TO LAUGH AT MORE…
    WHAT HES DOING IN THE PHOTO
    OR
    THE MORON THAT WROTE ON THE PICTURE.

    LMAO

    http://www.4tnz.com/files/LOLCelebsJustinBieberPanda.jpg
    —–
    What in the world of flying pigs is he doing?

  • nickjonasbbz

    wait,
    we didnt find out who joe qas did we?
    darn.
    well, whoever it was had my tayloe beat. haha

  • Goldengal11

    FILL IN THE BLANK said:

    _____________________________________________

    Taylor Swift: Passionate

    Miley Cyrus: Caring

    Demi Lovato: Emotional

    Selena Gomez: Influential

    Justin Bieber: Hopeful

    Nick Jonas: Inspirational

    Joe Jonas: Hilarious

    Kevin Jonas: Driven

    Taylor Lautner: Outgoing
    _____________________________________________

  • Joe Jonas

    KEV!

    WTH?? WHY??!!!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    OH MY GOD
    *jaw drops*

    MILEYS GETTING RAPED :O

    *yells at screen*

    JOE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Anonymous

    does anypne else not like that Kayal Leighton girl? She is the more of attention whore than Miley.

  • DinoGirl

    nickjonasbbz,

    Goodnight!

  • Emmy

    LOL@this

    http://twitter.com/JakeTAustin

    __

    “In the studio tonight workimg on my new album!”

    omfg.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    DINO :)
    ilu turtle.

  • Selena Gomez

    Nick, stop being so desperate. Karma is a you know whatawho. So don’t come to me like this. I told you, I’m a Buddhist now anyway and you’re a Christian. So go along Mr. President, find yourself a nice lady who will put up with your womanizing ways.

  • Miley Cyrus

    NICK!!! OMG!! I like loved you Nick! I did! I’m glad I was nice to you before you had to leave us all…..unlike SOME of you.

    BEFORE THE STORM!! 4 ever YA’LL!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvsN9lsWfYM

  • Miley Cyrus

    Okay! I’m a man ya’ll! My career is ruined!! Now I gotta go back to Nashville and milk some cows……and Trace will have to go back into the stable!! And my mommy can’t get that Benz she wanted for Christmas!

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    ROFL
    I DONT KNOW WHAT TO LAUGH AT MORE…
    WHAT HES DOING IN THE PHOTO
    OR
    THE MORON THAT WROTE ON THE PICTURE.

    LMAO

    http://www.4tnz.com/files/LOLCelebsJustinBieberPanda.jpg
    ______________________________________

    xD
    That’s hilarious.

    The person who wrote it did it that way on purpose I think.
    To make it look like a I Can Has A Cheezburger photo.
    http://icanhascheezburger.com/

  • Rozy

    Ergh. Have to finish my homework too. D:

  • brianaheart19

    Yeah, guys what’s up?

  • Joe Jonas

    Sorry,
    I cant be like my douche brother. Im not going to get a psycho pregnant with rabie babies.
    I heard Trace Cyrus is desperate though
    _____________________________

    If anyone’s a douche here, it’s you.

    Speading lies about me on OU.

  • Joe Jonas

    The same reason you screwed Taylor. I was desperate.
    Fuck off Joe! you cant ever let me be happy!
    you ruined my forever wish selena!

    ___________________________________

    Dude, she’s ugly!

    How can you want her?

  • Eneyi

    Goodnight nickjonasbbz !

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    Joe, I was watching family guy. the one where meg baked brian a pie with her hair.

    for a minute, i was going to do that to you.

    “do you feel it brian? do you feel it?! my hair is inside of you. PART OF ME IS INSIDE OF YOU.”
    epic.

  • Joe Jonas

    No Joe!! You can’t…… I am not what you think I am!! I don’t want the media to find out!
    _____________________________

    Too late bb girl.

  • LAURENJ-

    Eneyi

    I was beginning to worry about 2010 but it looks like JB are going to be everywhere from what they say:-

    *NickJ & The A.

    *Camprock2

    *Living the Dream

    *JONAS S2

    *summer tour 2010

  • hpaddictedx

    LOL@this

    http://twitter.com/JakeTAustin

    __

    “In the studio tonight workimg on my new album!”

    omfg.
    ——-
    I hope he’s joking.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    DinoGirl said:

    “look hoe fast he just jumped from Miles to YOU…”

    Rofl.
    Best typo ever

    _______________

    LMAO
    i didnt even notice.
    haha
    this poser chat makes me feel like im watching tv.
    like a Disney Soap Opera.

  • Eneyi

    Dinogirl said:

    Kevin Jonas and Bieber are the only funny ones now. :[

    *hands over tear-soaked popcorn*
    ——–
    I didn’t want extra salt on my popcorn…. :(

  • Rozy

    Goodnight, Nickpersona! :)

  • Anonymous

    WILL GET MARRIED TO:
    _____________________________________________

    Taylor Swift: Her Cat :/

    Miley Cyrus: Nick Jonas Happily Ever After!

    Demi Lovato: Joe Jonas!

    Selena Gomez: Taylor Lautner

    Justin Bieber: His Babysitter

    Nick Jonas: Miley Jonas! duh

    Joe Jonas: Demi Lovato
    Kevin Jonas: Danielle duh!

    Taylor Lautner: Selena Hannah Montana- Joe Jonas shhh dont Demi

  • Taylor Swift

    Joe Jonas said:

    only for you, sugar pie, honey bunch <33
    ________________________________________

    Hey Taylor, I got an idea for you!

    If you ‘LOVE’ me,

    Stay away from me. FOREVER.

    ———

    I miss you when your on tour.
    when you coming back home baby?
    joekins. joey. joeyboo. <3

  • DinoGirl

    Rozy said:
    YAY!
    -gets my red onesie and Jonas pillow-
    Ready to rock n’ roll! :D
    ________________________________

    *hands over popcorn*
    Mmkay, so the details right now is Miley & Demi are fighting.

    And Bieber and Swift have a love child.
    But Taylor is still in love with Joe, so she’s trying to convince him it’s his baby.

    The suspense is killing me!!

  • Rozy

    I’m being ignore’d.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    DinoGirl said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    Hoen has directed the Jonases in an episode of their show and in the upcoming sequel “Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam.”

    _____________________

    Dear,
    PAUL HOEN :)
    IF YOU ARE READING THIS.
    I WANT TO MARRY YOU
    you are my favourite CR2 person in the WORLD.
    You make me laugh uncontrollably.
    & Your hats are the cutest.

    Yours Lovingly,
    ChuckNorris
    xoxo

    _________________________________

    Is that the duder you talked about twittering for agent advice?

    I’m lost.
    Haha.
    _______________

    lol yes
    i love him.
    he tweeted me, and made my life complete.

  • Lin

    Taylor Swift:good singer

    Miley Cyrus: think shes awesome

    Demi Lovato:so cool

    Selena Gomez: pretty

    Justin Bieber: dont know much about him

    Nick Jonas: the love of my life

    Joe Jonas: hilarious!

    Kevin Jonas: so sweet

    Taylor Lautner: good looking, but not as good looking as Nick!

  • Kourtney

    CHUCKNORRIS,

    HAAAAA I love that you made that your picture. who is it, nick joe or kevin?

  • Taylor Jonas-Swift

    Joe Jonas said:

    Joseph Adam!
    I cannot belive your behavior!
    I am appalled!
    ______________________

    It’s a lie, mommmy!

    Don’t believe anything you hear.
    I love you!

    —-

    Finally, Mrs. Jonas.
    I regret to inform you that Joe and I made a mistake and your going to be a grandmother. Unfortunately, he refuses to grow a pair and be a man.

  • DinoGirl

    Anonymous said:

    Idk. Jonas Brothers are worthless pieces of trash though. They’re disgusitng, ugly, lying, untalented homos.
    ____________________________________

    You seem like someone the family’s excited to see on holidays.

  • Taylor swift

    joe, im afraid that its not yours

    its the purple ninja turtles!

    lmao, kidding, but its justins baby.

  • Eneyi

    pretty in pink said:
    so are there any people that are regular posters besides the batshit crazy people like jackie and jelena ftw that you guys just can’t stand? theres 2 that I know just get under my skin..

    Haha yes but I just ignore their comments lol

  • Emmy

    whats with this competition chucknorris is having? and can i join?

    __

    It’s something for people who love the dorky things Nick puts on his head… I think?

    It’s a clique ;)

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    DinoGirl said:

    Fetus has a fetus!!
    :O
    _____________________

    :O If tonights episode is THIS good
    i wonder what tomorrows is going to be like!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    *tears up*
    i cant believe they killed off nick.
    only to bring him back,
    so that he can marry Selena.
    what the hell.
    i swear when they do the wedding episode, somebody BETTER object
    ill be so sad.

  • Rozy

    Anybody liek Marilyn Manson? O.O

  • Anonymous

    Does anyone know whatever happened with that whole ‘Miley is being Nick!” thing? Some girl was at a concert and posted that on her twitter…

    (I’d post in a Miley post but she hasn’t done anything slutty today so she’s not on OU)
    ———
    she just meant cuz they both play those white pianos

  • elieaa

    eneyi

    york uses real rats. and ou is on my shit list with cibc right now

  • THETRUTH

    CAN YOU READ MY NEW ICON?!

  • Joe Jonas

    ewwwwww,
    your ugly.

    no offense.

  • Joe Jonas

    is she gone??
    Is Taylor gone?

    WAHHOOO!!!!

  • mellisa23

    dont forget maybe a jonas soundtrack and kevin and danielles wedding for 2010. do these guys ever rest.

  • Anonymous

    WILL GET MARRIED TO:
    _____________________________________________

    Taylor Swift: Her Cat :/

    Miley Cyrus: Nick Jonas Happily Ever After!

    Demi Lovato: Joe Jonas!

    Selena Gomez: Taylor Lautner

    Justin Bieber: His Babysitter

    Nick Jonas: Miley Jonas! duh

    Joe Jonas: Demi Lovato
    Kevin Jonas: Danielle duh!

    Taylor Lautner: Selena Hannah Montana- Joe Jonas shhh dont Demi

  • Kanye West

    YO, MILEY! I’m really sad for you, and Imma let you finish! But George Michael had one of the best sexuality scandals of ALL TIME!!!…………OF ALL TIME!!

  • Goldengal11

    nickjonasbbz said:

    wait,
    we didnt find out who joe qas did we?
    darn.
    well, whoever it was had my tayloe beat. haha
    ___________________

    Yeah, who was Joe? Haha. I need to find out or our poser play will always be a mystery. Like a Da Vinci painting. Haha.

  • Anonymous

    they just meant that she was “playing” the piano lol

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    Joe Jonas said:

    No, Joe, he really isn’t.
    I mean, he doesn’t enjoy cat sweaters like us.. (:
    oh, and he’s not as big as you either ;D
    ______________________________________

    Whoa whoa whoa-

    I don’t know what you think, but I NEVER, NEEEVVVVERRRR had sex with you.

    And I hate your ugly cat sweaters.

    My grandma can make better ones than you.

    ————-
    didya hear that joe?!
    taylor is helping us plan our shotgun wedding! :D <3
    its perfect.
    wehave to do it by the end of the month!
    i dont wanna be ‘showing’ in our wedding photos. <3

  • Miley Cyrus

    Hey ya’ll! I’m about to go milk my cow. I want some chocolate milk.

  • Kpurity

    Kevin Jonas and Bieber are the only funny ones now. :[

    *hands over tear-soaked popcorn*
    ——–
    I didn’t want extra salt on my popcorn…. :(
    ———
    Ahahaha

  • THETRUTH

    im going to bed .goodnight all..i have successfully made 2 sexy nick j icons for tomorrow :)
    luv u
    goodnight

  • joe jonas is sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    JOE JONAS IS FUCKING SEXY AS HELL HE IS MY OBSESSIOOONNN UGHH HE IS SOOO FUCKING CUTEEEEE!!

  • SUELi brazil

    joe tem razao de sobra pra estar triste ,nosso nick doente a ponto de cancelar o show e triste mesmo ,mais se deus quizer logo estaram de volta

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    Joe Jonas said:

    No, Joe, he really isn’t.
    I mean, he doesn’t enjoy cat sweaters like us.. (:
    oh, and he’s not as big as you either ;D
    ______________________________________

    Whoa whoa whoa-

    I don’t know what you think, but I NEVER, NEEEVVVVERRRR had sex with you.

    And I hate your ugly cat sweaters.

    My grandma can make better ones than you.

    ————-
    didya hear that joe?!
    taylor is helping us plan our shotgun wedding! :D <3
    its perfect.
    wehave to do it by the end of the month!
    i dont wanna be ‘showing’ in our wedding photos. <3

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:
    lol yes
    i love him.
    he tweeted me, and made my life complete.
    ______________________________________

    You got to be on the CR2 set.
    You won Miley tickets to Florida.
    And he tweeted you?

    Like I said, LUCKY DUCK!

  • Lin

    i love nicks hats, and headbands…

  • ImNotAnnoying

    LMAO! I love your icon. who’s crotch is that? Nick’s? And they are actually pretty close in muscle size.
    __________________

    i would take joe over taylor any day. so it doesnt matter, i know that much.
    but yea, they look pretty close.

    & its Nicks crotch :) duhh.
    hes my man.
    —-
    i knew it was nicks, joes is bigger and kevins is bigger!

  • THETRUTH

    sorry @ chucknorris.
    all the bulges are starting to look the same.

  • THETRUTH

    DinoGirl said:

    Anonymous said:

    Idk. Jonas Brothers are worthless pieces of trash though. They’re disgusitng, ugly, lying, untalented homos.

    —————–
    this is probably taylor swift.
    lets be realistic.

  • Joe Jonas

    thank GOD Taylor’s gone…

    I think…

  • Kpurity

    Rozy said:

    Ergh. Have to finish my homework too. D:
    ——-
    Oh darn! I do too! I totally forgot. Ahh..

  • Anonymous

    “In the studio tonight workimg on my new album!”

    omfg.
    ——-
    I hope he’s joking.
    ——
    Me too, he BETTER be joking.

  • Eneyi

    To everyone who agreed with my previous comment, thanks :)

    Hey elieaa!

  • Eneyi

    Anonymous said:
    Idk. Jonas Brothers are worthless pieces of trash though. They’re disgusitng, ugly, lying, untalented homos.
    —–
    Wow. Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning? Why are you wasting your time commenting about them if you don’t like them?

  • Joe Jonas

    joe, im afraid that its not yours

    its the purple ninja turtles!

    lmao, kidding, but its justins baby.
    ________________________________

    *cries tears of joy*

    Thank you GOD!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    LAURENJ- said:

    Eneyi

    I was beginning to worry about 2010 but it looks like JB are going to be everywhere from what they say:-

    *NickJ & The A.

    *Camprock2

    *Living the Dream

    *JONAS S2

    *summer tour 2010
    _______________________

    I’ll admit, im super happy that we’re going to get to see alot of them.
    BUT,
    i feel like Nicks sooo busy lately, thats whats getting him sick.
    His diabetes is taking over. I know he said it wont slow him down, but im thinking maybe he does need to slow down at least a little. Hes go go go. Every minute of every day the JB are working. They need a solid break from Hollywood for a while. Atleast some vacation time.
    Poor boy is being overwhelmed with work, and hes getting exaughsted.
    I feel bad.
    :(

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Nick Jonas said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    Nick Jonas said:

    Joe, dad wouldn’t approve of your
    irresponsibleness
    _____________________

    Nicholas Jonas :)
    want to come over later for Bible Study ;)

    ———–

    Sorry,
    I cant be like my douche brother. Im not going to get a psycho pregnant with rabie babies.
    I heard Trace Cyrus is desperate though.
    ___________________

    EWWW, i dont want that horse.
    & i dont want to get pregnant LOL
    im too young for that thank you very much.
    I just want to hang out

    :(

  • Kourtney

    Taylor Swift: my hero

    Miley Cyrus: entertaining

    Demi Lovato: great singer

    Selena Gomez: super pretty

    Justin Bieber: cute little guy

    Nick Jonas: adorable

    Joe Jonas: the funny guy

    Kevin Jonas: hopeless romantic

    Taylor Lautner: hottie with a body.. :)

  • Nick Jonas

    Joe, please, cant you understand for once?
    im sorry for being a douche earlier. but i love selena for who she is. please, help me get her back?

  • Eneyi

    Kanye West said:
    YO, MILEY! I’m really sad for you, and Imma let you finish! But George Michael had one of the best sexuality scandals of ALL TIME!!!…………OF ALL TIME!!
    ———-
    LMFAO You win. XD

  • Ms. N

    Emmy from WA

    how r u?

  • Anonymous

    TheRealShanna

    Hovering & braison on guitar
    5 minutes ago from UberTwitter

  • Sam In Atlanta

    That’s OK, a lot of people think it’s Joe. But if you think about it, it CAN’T be Joe. In the original, Nick was sitting next to this child. Nick looked to be about 2 years old. That would make Joe 5….this little kid is clearly not 5. It’s some random friend of theirs, probably. He’s cute, though.

  • Rozy

    Joe Jonas said:

    ewwwwww,
    your ugly.

    no offense.
    __________________

    So your dead brother. :B
    Its called a joke, dumbarse.

  • Anonymous

    He is so adorable. I love his new haircut! It reminds me of when the Jo-hawk :P.

  • AAC

    Oceanup awards!

    favorite oceanupper: Too many!
    biggest jonas fan: Hmm. Too many to say. Not sure.
    biggest miley fan: Mimi or Jackie I guess.
    biggest taylor fan: Swift? Umm YouBelongWithMe?
    biggest demi fan: Demetria Lovato. Haha remember her? But she doesn’t come on here anymore so I don’t know.
    biggest selena fan: Ugh! Mandy!

    craziest/most annoying oceanupper: Jackie.
    oceanupper you love to hate: Jackie.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    CHUCKNORRIS,

    HAAAAA I love that you made that your picture. who is it, nick joe or kevin?

    its nick!

  • Selena Gomez

    Miley is SUCH trailer trash.

    BRB I gotta feed some children in China.

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    Nojoeykins, im still here. baby, dont worry<3

  • Angela.

    CHUCK – Yep! I ordered a dozen! ;D

    Woohoo! A lot of people wanna join Team HH! ;D

  • AAC

    MILEY IS WEARING NICKS DOG TAG SINGING THE CLIMB? wtf?? http://twitpic.com/otm6m
    _________

    Lol at the people freaking out about it on twitter. That dog tag is way too long to be Nick’s diabetes tag. ____________ A CHAIN can be changed just an FYI..
    ____________

    Why would she change it? To make it more noticable and cause more drama? It’s not his.

  • Demi Lovato

    Nick…….I am sad that I never got a chance to tell you that I loved you. I really did love you. But some people got in the way of that…..Bye Nick.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47yhOtutXLw&feature=related

  • Joe Jonas

    hahahahahahahaha.

    Wait- don’t be dissing on Miles!

  • Anonymous

    BEST COUPLE TO GET MARRIED! REAL OR NOT!– Taylor Swift: Lucas Till

    Miley Cyrus: Nick J

    Demi Lovato: Joe J

    Selena Gomez: Taylor Lautner

    Justin Bieber: His Babysitter

    Nick Jonas: Miley !

    Joe Jonas: Demi / with Hannah the side. (dont crush my dream!)
    Kevin Jonas: Dani!

    Taylor Lautner: Selena

  • Anonymous

    He looks sad, I wonder if it’s because the mom of his so called best
    friend sold him out to a gossip blog.

  • DinoGirl

    Eneyi said:

    I wasn’t cordially invited to the spectator party D:

    *dies*
    ________________________________________

    Eneyi, of course you’re cordially invited!

    Bring a onesie and a pillow.
    General Disney Marathon! :D

  • Justin bieber

    she molested me

  • Anonymous

    craziest/most annoying oceanupper:JACKIE
    oceanupper you love to hate:mimi,jackie

  • Joe Jonas

    Really? A shrine? Wow…

    Be careful man, if Taylor sees you out with any girl that’s not her,

    she’ll put you in the basement.

    Luckily, after 2 weeksm I escaped.

  • Eneyi

    elieaa

    Glad I don’t go to your school XD. OU’s spam filters are whack

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    hahahaha

    “i told you, im a buddhist”

    hahah

    *yells at screen again*

    THATS RIGHT SELENA,
    HES A WOMANIZER.
    DONT FALL FOR IT.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    ROFL DINO tay-swizzle said the BABY IS YOURS
    OH MY GOD
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
    DINOTELLO
    WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ON THE WEEKENDS?
    SLEEPING WITH THAT BITCH

  • Joe Jonas

    Finally, Mrs. Jonas.
    I regret to inform you that Joe and I made a mistake and your going to be a grandmother. Unfortunately, he refuses to grow a pair and be a man.
    _________________________________
    HA. NO. It’s because it’s not mine.

    WHORE.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Joe Jonas said:

    No Joe!! You can’t…… I am not what you think I am!! I don’t want the media to find out!
    _____________________________

    Too late bb girl
    __________________

    looks like you need to be calling her
    bb boy

    ROFL miley is a man?!
    wow
    *bursts out laughing*

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    HeadHawk Doll reviews and testimonials:

    Tiffany from Austin, TX said:

    A couple weeks ago, I was feeling really down. I was so sick of all the same boring barbies and typical dolls, I wanted something fun, exciting and new. So I went on the internet and discovered The Team HeadHawk JB Doll.
    Wow, was I excited. There were so many positive reviews that I could hardly wait to press buy. I ordered it as fast as I could, and to my suprise, it came faster than I could have imagined. Much faster. I recieved it within 5 days of ordering, and the moment I pulled little Nicky out of the box, it was SO worth it.
    He had everything you could think of, including his little freckles, baby soft skin, perfect Jonas curls, and more!
    I still cant get over how REAL his skin feels, its like im actually holding a little baby Nicholas in my hands. I cant wait until my lifesize satchel gets here in the mail in a couple of days. It will be even more awesome when I know I can carry around my Nicky with me EVERYWHERE I go. Safely in my very own satchel from Roots :)
    There is nothing else i can say but THANK YOU Team HH and the IJ company.
    You have brought enjoyment back into my life once again. This doll is the best gift ever. I loved it so much i just ordered 2 more for my siblings. EVERYONE should get one.
    Thank you, THANK you, THANK YOU!

  • traace

    sry bout tht!.$%

    snd da hey 2 me plzse
    travce cvyrus
    big reed barn
    if im not der
    milez the unicrn will sign 4 mez
    kaii thkxs

  • Rozy

    Rozy said:
    YAY!
    -gets my red onesie and Jonas pillow-
    Ready to rock n’ roll! :D
    ________________________________

    *hands over popcorn*
    Mmkay, so the details right now is Miley & Demi are fighting.

    And Bieber and Swift have a love child.
    But Taylor is still in love with Joe, so she’s trying to convince him it’s his baby.

    The suspense is killing me!!
    _____________________________

    I KNOW -chews on popcorn-
    I dont think it’s Joe’s baby. HUH.
    I think it’s that other dude Stephen’s. The one she raped.
    Beiber. Ehhh. Dont really care for that child, nor do I care for Taylor (besides her music)
    They can go off together.
    NUUUUUU. Miley and Demi must be friends. Like, NOW!

  • Miley FANS

    Miley! We won’t tell anyone that you’re a man!

  • Angela.

    Jake making an album is funnier than Justin pretending to be Nick J.

    It’s just illogical.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 06:07 pm
    Goldengal11 said:

    OMG I’m about to cry. This was the song for my dance recital when I was younger.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VBcv7VJnGE
    *********
    it cut outt on m but i wil wtch it ltr..k…

  • Anonymous

    Why does Demi wish she was in Anaheim tonight? Whats going on?

  • Kourtney

    these people posing to be joe, taylor swift, and taylor lautner are really getting on my nerves.. it’s probably the same person. find something better to do with your time

  • Anonymous

    Joe looks so tired

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    *bites nails in suspense*

  • Taylor swift

    lmao joe
    i waz
    lying,
    its yours.

    damnit justin!
    but yes, did molest him

  • pretty in pink

    Anonymoose said:
    Oceanup awards!

    favorite oceanupper: not sure
    biggest jonas fan: hm… jerseygirl, canada4jonas
    biggest miley fan: jackie
    biggest taylor fan: kourtney
    biggest demi fan: not sure
    biggest selena fan: jelena FTW

    craziest/most annoying oceanupper: jackie/ jelena FTW
    oceanupper you love to hate: can’t think of anyone

  • Goldengal11

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    AAC
    Goldengall

    did you not read about OU convention…girls look alive..and give some deets on your ideas..you know OU is watchin.
    ____________________

    Huh? Why can’t I understand people today?

  • Eneyi

    Taylor JONAS-Swift said:
    Joe, I was watching family guy. the one where meg baked brian a pie with her hair.

    for a minute, i was going to do that to you.

    “do you feel it brian? do you feel it?! my hair is inside of you. PART OF ME IS INSIDE OF YOU.”
    epic.
    ———-
    O.o

  • Joe Jonas

    Miley Cyrus said:

    NICK!!! OMG!! I like loved you Nick! I did! I’m glad I was nice to you before you had to leave us all…..unlike SOME of you.

    BEFORE THE STORM!! 4 ever YA’LL!

    _________________________________

    MILEY, WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING ME??!!

    Am I that bad in bed?
    Geez.

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    ROFL DINO tay-swizzle said the BABY IS YOURS
    OH MY GOD
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
    DINOTELLO
    WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ON THE WEEKENDS?
    SLEEPING WITH THAT BITCH
    _________________________________________

    D:

    Now I know how Joe feels!

    The baby is NOT the purple ninja turtle’s!
    I repeat NOT mine.

  • Ms. N

    I must say I have the credentials to be Joes personal assist..

  • Anonymous

    MILEY IS WEARING NICKS DOG TAG SINGING THE CLIMB? wtf?? http://twitpic.com/otm6m
    _________

    Lol at the people freaking out about it on twitter. That dog tag is way too long to be Nick’s diabetes tag. ____________ A CHAIN can be changed just an FYI..
    ____________

    Why would she change it? To make it more noticable and cause more drama? It’s not his. ——— Why not? I do it all the time!

  • Joe Jonas

    someone BB good to me.

  • Kpurity

    Angela,

    You owe me 300 dollars for the dozen of HeadHawk dolls.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Kourtney said:

    CHUCKNORRIS,

    HAAAAA I love that you made that your picture. who is it, nick joe or kevin?
    ___________________

    its nick.jr ;)haha

  • Anonymous

    OHH JOE!!!! YOU MAKE US WANT YOU!!!! JUST SEEING PICTURES OF YOU GOING TO THE GYM IS DRIVING US WILD BB!!!

    YOU ARE ONE HOT GUY JOE! SWEET, FUNNY AND THAT VOICE OF YOURS MAKES ME MELT. I’M JOE-ADDICTED FOR SURE.

  • Nick Jonas

    Sellybear!

    take me back. NOW.

    or ill jump out my window,damnit. please, sellybear.

  • Eneyi

    Miley FANS said:
    Miley! We won’t tell anyone that you’re a man!
    —–
    Guys, when did we switch to the Hannah Montana movie?

    O.o

  • Ms.aNonymous

    AAC

    what is up? how is life..

  • Nick Jonas

    haha, first he gets a girl pregnnant, calls his little brother a douche, and now he doesn’t have any balls.

    i think ill sit this one out.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Really? Ya’ll promise you won’t tell? I have the best fans!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BWcCbQM5-4

  • Angela.

    *Applause for CHUCK*

    Wooo! YEEAAAH!

  • Joe Jonas

    Hey ya’ll! I’m about to go milk my cow. I want some chocolate milk.
    ________________________________

    Hey sexy,
    I wish you could be in Germany with me.

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    LMAO
    i didnt even notice.
    haha
    this poser chat makes me feel like im watching tv.
    like a Disney Soap Opera.
    ________________________________

    I’m just waiting for someone to get slapped.

    And then to find out someone from the past, who was known to be dead, is really alive!
    :O

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Kanye West said:

    YO, MILEY! I’m really sad for you, and Imma let you finish! But George Michael had one of the best sexuality scandals of ALL TIME!!!…………OF ALL TIME!!
    __________________________

    amen
    i never thought id agree with kanye.
    you’re still a dick tho buddy.

  • Ella

    Yeah!!!
    They will gonna rock our year next year!!!
    So many upcoming projects, so why are there rumors saying that they will gonna break up??!! There’s no time for them to break-up, ‘coz their schedules are super hectic everyday!! haha

  • Goldengal11

    Anonymous said:

    WILL GET MARRIED TO:
    _____________________________________________

    Taylor Swift: Athlete

    Miley Cyrus: Mitchel Musso

    Demi Lovato: An artist

    Selena Gomez: A businessman

    Justin Bieber: He won’t get married, he’ll have girlfriends even when he’s old

    Nick Jonas: He will finally get married when he’s 40, to some young blonde girl.

    Joe Jonas: A regular girl that he meets.

    Kevin Jonas: Danielle duh!

    Taylor Lautner: He will get married to a russian model…… When they legalize gay marriage in the future.

    THIS IS ALL JOKES PEOPLE.

  • Anonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 06:12 pm
    Goldengal11 said:

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    AAC
    Goldengall

    did you not read about OU convention…girls look alive..and give some deets on your ideas..you know OU is watchin.
    ____________________

    Huh? Why can’t I understand people today?
    ———————–
    It’s not you, GoldenGal11.

    aNonymous is high as a kite again. That’s why she’s not making any sense and typing nonsense.

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    DINO :)
    ilu turtle.
    ________________________________

    Eee, I love you too ninja. :]

  • Selena Gomez

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Before I go, I have to tell you something Selena. Like, why do you hate me? On the set of Hannah Montana everyone was like laughing at you and calling you the barney girl! And I stood up for you! I even gave you pickle juice! And I hate pickles….like ya’ll for real.
    _________________

    I don’t hate you. Gossip sites hate you.

  • Eneyi

    Joe Jonas said:
    someone BB good to me.
    —-
    Just call me up bb :)

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:14 pm
    Kpurity said:

    Angela,

    You owe me 300 dollars for the dozen of HeadHawk dolls.
    **************

    LMAO..well market them dolls..Doll…charge double..wait..did you get the signed edition..

  • Rozy

    Joe Jonas said:

    someone BB good to me
    ___________________

    Flail of epic proportions.
    Corny.

  • Angela.

    Okay, I’m so lost.

    Are the dolls for real?!

    Ugh..I’m such a noob. :/

  • Anonymous

    Oh, I don’t think it’s his either.

    But maybe it’s a symbol or something??

    IDK.
    Guys, we can’t say,
    “Oh, their so together!”
    or
    “OMG, their never gonna be together again.”

    BECAUSE we don’t know anything. We have no idea how they feel.

    So everyone- just chill.

  • elieaa

    hey eneyi

    how was dinner?

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    AAC said:

    It’s okay. I got a baby barf but then I looked at your icon and I felt a lot better. And Joe’s going to make a HOT dad one day
    __________________

    i agree.
    all of them.
    Jonas Dilfs :)
    haha

  • Kpurity

    NOW this is Joe. (:

  • DinoGirl

    TeeHee.
    “Flail”
    xP

  • brianaheart19

    Taylor Swift: Gifted song writer

    Miley Cyrus: Good head on her shoulders just need to think before she acts

    Demi Lovato: Amazing singer and awesome person

    Selena Gomez: caring

    Justin Bieber: Seems cool and sweet

    Nick Jonas: Why oh why does God not want us togther…right now

    Joe Jonas: Mistunderstood funny dude

    Kevin Jonas: Amazing sweet and funny. And is not give enough of the attetion and respect he deverses.

    Taylor Lautner: Umm…loved him since shark boy and lava girl…but I love Nick more

  • anony

    Why would she change it? To make it more noticable and cause more drama? — lol oh no Miley would never do that! *sarcasm* :p

  • Kevin

    he left a note. it reads,

    dear fucktardss,
    i killed myself, i couldnt take it. hooveboys whore of a sister rejected me and so did sleena, the loveof my life. i uave no reason to go on

  • Joe Jonas

    lmao joe
    i waz
    lying,
    its yours.

    damnit justin!
    but yes, did molest him
    ___________________________________

    You ugly rabid baby=not mine.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    For all those inquiring about Team HH & The IJ Crew, Please add your name to the following list:

    1.

    2.

    3.

    4.

    5.

    6.

    7.

    8.

    9.

    10.

    etc..

  • mkkae

    MILEY IS WEARING NICKS DOG TAG SINGING THE CLIMB? wtf?? http://twitpic.com/otm6m
    —-
    Very cute, Nick is sick and they are best friends

    I love them and she is a great friend

  • Kpurity

    Oh my goodness, CHUCK. HAHAHAHHA
    Nice icon. XD Very.. um, nice of you, to show it off to the world, specifically.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Hey Nick! Did you like my shorts that I wore at my concert?

  • Rozy

    Now, all of a sudden, I want Nick ressurected.
    Like, NOW. He’s the only decent one. Or Kevin.

  • Kourtney

    mNotAnnoying said:
    CHUCKNORRIS,

    HAAAAA I love that you made that your picture. who is it, nick joe or kevin?

    its nick!
    *****
    I know I saw like 2 seconds after I posted that she responded to someone else that it was nick. I thought she was a nick girl..

  • Joe Jonas

    didya hear that joe?!
    taylor is helping us plan our shotgun wedding! :D <3
    its perfect.
    wehave to do it by the end of the month!
    i dont wanna be ‘showing’ in our wedding photos. <3
    ______________________________________

    Get it through for ugly fat head.

    I.DID.NOT.HAVE.SEX.WITH.YOU.

    Therefore, there is no baby.

  • Xiomy

    lmfaolmfaolmfao.

    You posers are killing me!!
    Dios mio.

  • Nick jonas

    you are all invited to my wedding
    but joe keep your rabie baby at home

  • Angela.

    Kpurity said:

    Angela,

    You owe me 300 dollars for the dozen of HeadHawk dolls.

    ———————————-

    Charge it.

  • Anonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 06:42 pm
    Taylor Swift said:

    Joe Jonas said:

    only for you, sugar pie, honey bunch <33
    ________________________________________

    Hey Taylor, I got an idea for you!

    If you ‘LOVE’ me,

    Stay away from me. FOREVER.

    ———

    I miss you when your on tour.
    when you coming back home baby?
    joekins. joey. joeyboo. <3
    _________________________

    Well, I’m not coming home to you, that’s for sure.

  • Joe Jonas

    haha, first he gets a girl pregnnant, calls his little brother a douche, and now he doesn’t have any balls.

    i think ill sit this one out.
    _________________________________

    your so immature, Nick. You are a DOUCHE.
    Your supposed to be defending ME.
    You grow a pair and stand up for me.

  • Justin Bieber

    Hey Shawty!! Justin here! So wait, did Nick commit suicide? MAN!! That sucks!! I was really wanting to compete with him for the girls. Hey Miley! Only you Shawty!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    DinoGirl said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    ROFL DINO tay-swizzle said the BABY IS YOURS
    OH MY GOD
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
    DINOTELLO
    WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ON THE WEEKENDS?
    SLEEPING WITH THAT BITCH
    _________________________________________

    D:

    Now I know how Joe feels!

    The baby is NOT the purple ninja turtle’s!
    I repeat NOT mine
    _____________________

    *ghetto fab snap*

    MmmmHmmmmmmmmmmmm.

  • Angela.

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    For all those inquiring about Team HH & The IJ Crew, Please add your name to the following list:

    1.

    2.

    3.

    4.

    5. ANGELA ROCKS! <3

    6.

    7.

    8.

    9.

    10.

    etc..

  • AAC

    MILEY IS WEARING NICKS DOG TAG SINGING THE CLIMB? wtf?? http://twitpic.com/otm6m
    _________

    Lol at the people freaking out about it on twitter. That dog tag is way too long to be Nick’s diabetes tag. ____________ A CHAIN can be changed just an FYI..
    ____________

    Why would she change it? To make it more noticable and cause more drama? It’s not his. ——— Why not? I do it all the time!
    _________

    Whatever believe what you want. But it doesn’t even look like Nick’s diabetes tag. It’s bigger and it’s black.

  • Kourtney

    DinoGirl said:
    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    ROFL DINO tay-swizzle said the BABY IS YOURS
    OH MY GOD
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
    DINOTELLO
    WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ON THE WEEKENDS?
    SLEEPING WITH THAT BITCH
    _________________________________________

    D:

    Now I know how Joe feels!

    The baby is NOT the purple ninja turtle’s!
    I repeat NOT mine.
    ********
    ummmm what is going on in this post? hahaha

    anyways, I found this icon and totes thought of some of you guys. jonai butts http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2dw67u9&s=4

  • Anonymous

    Joe is not the one I would be gong to for girl problems. Go talk to Kevin.

  • Joe Jonas

    Flail of epic proportions.
    Corny.
    ________________________

    Fine. I don’t like you either!

    *cries*

  • Anonymous

    beautifulballad

    jake t. austin working on an album? http://bit.ly/IhxJZ
    11 minutes ago from web

  • AJ

    im so scared.

  • THE END

    Thanks for staying here for our poser play. We hoped you enjoyed. Give it up for:

    Miley Cyrus

    Nick Jonas

    Taylor Swift

    Justin Bieber

    Demi Lovato

    Selena Gomez

    Joe Jonas

    Kevin Jonas

    Taylor Lautner

    AND Kanye West

    *claps*

  • AAC

    Ms.N

    Not much N. Life’s going pretty good. How are you doing? I heard about your mom. I am so sorry Hon. I couldn’t imagine losing my mom. I pray for you. And like I said before I’ll always be there for you. So if you want to ever talk about anything when no one else is there, you can talk to me.

  • Rozy

    Joe Jonas said:

    Flail of epic proportions.
    Corny.
    ________________________

    Fine. I don’t like you either!

    *cries*
    ______________________

    You’re hot. But seriously,

    BE A MAN.
    Y’know. Like Kings of Leon.
    BE SOMEBODY.

  • xafranbix

    IM OFF TO STUDY GUYS
    PLUS ITS MY SISTERS BDAY AT 12.00 SO HAVE TO STUDY ALL BEFORE TWELVE

    AAH NEED A COKE.

  • Taylor Swift

    Hey bitchezzz,
    he’s mine.
    back off,

  • Eneyi

    Sam In Atlanta

    Hey, how are you feeling today?

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik
    eneyi, thats the video.
    im not THAT psycho.

  • Kpurity

    *tears up*
    i cant believe they killed off nick.
    only to bring him back,
    so that he can marry Selena.
    what the hell.
    i swear when they do the wedding episode, somebody BETTER object
    ill be so sad.
    ——–
    I hope no one objects. Rofl. But there will be someone.

  • Angela.

    xafranbix said:

    IM OFF TO STUDY GUYS
    PLUS ITS MY SISTERS BDAY AT 12.00 SO HAVE TO STUDY ALL BEFORE TWELVE

    AAH NEED A COKE.

    ———————————

    Bye! Bye!

    ;D

    Catch you later.

  • Anonymous

    She wore on the 7th. He was SICK on the 7th. So maybe…

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    ImNotAnnoying said:

    LMAO! I love your icon. who’s crotch is that? Nick’s? And they are actually pretty close in muscle size.
    __________________

    i would take joe over taylor any day. so it doesnt matter, i know that much.
    but yea, they look pretty close.

    & its Nicks crotch :) duhh.
    hes my man.
    —-
    i knew it was nicks, joes is bigger and kevins is bigger!
    _________________

    :O
    im offended.
    he still has some growing to do. lmao
    hes only 17.
    & Joe & Kevins only appear bigger because they have them bulging out all the time.
    Nick likes to keep his privates private.

    i bet when he takes off his pants, it unravels.
    LMAO

    JK

  • Kpurity

    That’s OK, a lot of people think it’s Joe. But if you think about it, it CAN’T be Joe. In the original, Nick was sitting next to this child. Nick looked to be about 2 years old. That would make Joe 5….this little kid is clearly not 5. It’s some random friend of theirs, probably. He’s cute, though.
    ——
    That sounds logical. Why haven’t I thought of that.. ?! *sigh*

  • Miley Cyrus

    Selena Gomez said:

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Before I go, I have to tell you something Selena. Like, why do you hate me? On the set of Hannah Montana everyone was like laughing at you and calling you the barney girl! And I stood up for you! I even gave you pickle juice! And I hate pickles….like ya’ll for real.
    _________________

    I don’t hate you. Gossip sites hate you.
    ________________

    At least they talk about me.

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    :O If tonights episode is THIS good
    i wonder what tomorrows is going to be like!
    ______________________________________

    Oh goodness.
    I think Hilary Duff and Aaron Carter may make a resurrection.
    Imagine the love triangles that will form!

  • Joe Jonas

    you are all invited to my wedding
    but joe keep your rabie baby at home
    ______________________________________

    No I’m not coming to yours and Selena’s wedding!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    LOL ANGELA NOOOOO,
    the list says for all those inquiring about the company.
    YOU ALREADY ARE THE COMPANY.
    goof. haha
    its for whoever wants to join, they need to fill their name out on the list.
    silly goose.

  • Anonymous

    A CHAIN can be changed just an FYI

    FYI it was given to her by a fan whos father was in a war

  • AnonymousLovesJoe

    Awwww Joe is just sooooooo gorgeous and sweet. And he was so sad. It must be hard on them to cancel since they never did that because of sickness before. Glad to see Joseph working out. Looking mighty mighty fine.

    Yeah, Joe is doing just ‘fine!’

  • Kpurity

    ROFL Chuck.
    You sound like those crazy ladies that yell at the TV screen.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    :O
    *shushes everyone*

    JOE AND MILES HAD S.E.X

    ohhhh snap

  • Eneyi

    THE END said:
    Thanks for staying here for our poser play. We hoped you enjoyed. Give it up for:

    Miley Cyrus

    Nick Jonas

    Taylor Swift

    Justin Bieber

    Demi Lovato

    Selena Gomez

    Joe Jonas

    Kevin Jonas

    Taylor Lautner

    AND Kanye West

    *claps*
    ———-
    Nooooooooooooo its over?!?!?! D:

  • Emmy

    No offense chucknorris but this is a little bit annoying =/

    I’m just gonna get off OU for a while.

    <3

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 06:12 pm
    Goldengal11 said:

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    AAC
    Goldengall

    did you not read about OU convention…girls look alive..and give some deets on your ideas..you know OU is watchin.
    ____________________

    Huh? Why can’t I understand people today?
    ***************

    Im ging fr now..holy..love you.but its a meetngreet for us…just imangined..your thre…I expect ya thre if it wre to be..damn I had a hit and gon dwn fr a few …cht later..hpe to..tnks for being m frend..

  • Camilla

    -crawls frombasement-
    joey bby!

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:16 pm
    Goldengal11 said:

    Anonymous said:

    WILL GET MARRIED TO:
    _____________________________________________

    Love ya Goldengal….hahhahahah.. to the followihg:

    Taylor Swift: Banker

    Miley Cyrus: Athlete, musician (please not John Mayer)

    Demi Lovato: An artist

    Selena Gomez: A businessman

    Justin Bieber: Hes a fetus…its years away..

    Nick Jonas: He will finally get married when he’s 25, to some young blonde girl he met in College at a frat party but shes all politics.

    Joe Jonas: He has a hot and heated love affair with me ..hence Joem..lol

    Kevin Jonas: Danielle duh!

    Taylor Lautner: He will get married to a russian model…… When they legalize gay marriage in the future.

    THIS IS ALL JOKES PEOPLE.

  • Goldengal11

    Oh man, that was fun. = )

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  • Kelss.

    Is that a tiddy bear?

  • Anonymous

    A CHAIN can be changed just an FYI

    FYI it was given to her by a fan whos father was in a war— cool link?

  • Joe Jonas

    Taylor…please, I’m begging you…

    leave me alone.

  • Anonymous

    omg Jake T Austin is making an album… why is EVERYONE making an album…. if they act the dont HAVE to make a freakin album holy crap

  • elieaa

    eneyi

    no fucking shit. i’ve already sent 2 very strongly worded feedback messages.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    DinoGirl said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    LMAO
    i didnt even notice.
    haha
    this poser chat makes me feel like im watching tv.
    like a Disney Soap Opera.
    ________________________________

    I’m just waiting for someone to get slapped.

    And then to find out someone from the past, who was known to be dead, is really alive!
    :O
    _______________________

    LOL ME TOO.
    and some huge passionate romance scene, with a big fancy smooch.
    BUT i WONDER..
    who will it beeee?

  • Rozy

    Justin Bieber said:

    Hey Shawty!! Justin here! So wait, did Nick commit suicide? MAN!! That sucks!! I was really wanting to compete with him for the girls. Hey Miley! Only you Shawty!
    ___________________________

    Hey dawg, yo’ shawty’s annoyin’ me. Stop sayin’ shawty, or you’ll have your fourteen year old arse wedgied.
    ;-;

  • Kpurity

    I’m curious who the posers are. Can you reveal yourselves? (:

  • dell01

    For all those inquiring about Team HH & The IJ Crew, Please add your name to the following list:

    1.d

    2.e

    3.l

    4.l

    5.0

    6.1

    7.:

    8.D

    9.

    10.

    etc..

  • AAC

    Ms.N

    What OU convention?

  • Selena Gomez

    hey, thats a good idea!

    -slaps nick-

    stupid womanizer.

  • DinoGirl

    hooveboys whore of a sister rejected me

    *dies*

  • Goldengal11

    Eneyi said:

    THE END said:
    Thanks for staying here for our poser play. We hoped you enjoyed. Give it up for:

    Miley Cyrus

    Nick Jonas

    Taylor Swift

    Justin Bieber

    Demi Lovato

    Selena Gomez

    Joe Jonas

    Kevin Jonas

    Taylor Lautner

    AND Kanye West

    *claps*
    ———-
    Nooooooooooooo its over?!?!?! D:
    ______________

    We’re only human.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Bye ALI :)

  • DinoGirl

    Kpurity said:

    NOW this is Joe. (:
    ___________________________________________

    Yes.
    A-Door-A-Bull. :]

  • Miley Cyrus

    Joe! Leave me alone! I don’t like you. I wasn’t joking around when I slapped you at MY concert.

  • Rozy

    Camilla said:

    -crawls frombasement-
    joey bby!
    _______________
    -throws holy water-
    THE POWA OF CHRIST COMPELS YOUUU.

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift: Gifted song writer

    Miley Cyrus: SO Real! Songwriter, Singer, Author, TV Actress, Movie Actress, Awesome Performer!

    Demi Lovato: Amazing singer and awesome person, misunderstood

    Selena Gomez: acts caring but really a fake

    Justin Bieber: Seems cool and sweet

    Nick Jonas: cute talented & quirky

    Joe Jonas: funny dude love his song

    Kevin Jonas: Amazing sweet. And is not give enough of the attetion.

    Taylor Lautner: Umm…loved him since shark boy and lava girl.

  • Xiomy

    I might sound creepy, but I’ve been reading the Taylor and Joe posers since the first page.. Proof that I have no life XD

    How’s everyone tonight?(:

  • Taylor jonas

    yes joe, its bcuz u have a smAll weewee.

  • Nick jonas

    joe
    i want you to be my best man

  • Anonymissy

    Aw. He has a teady bear.

    See people? Jonas Brothers fans rock. We give people teady bears.

    ;o)

  • Anonymous

    Whatever believe what you want. But it doesn’t even look like Nick’s diabetes tag. It’s bigger and it’s black. — uhoh Nicks new tag.. is bigger and black too!

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    Joe Jonas said:

    Really? A shrine? Wow…

    Be careful man, if Taylor sees you out with any girl that’s not her,

    she’ll put you in the basement.

    Luckily, after 2 weeksm I escaped.

    ————-

    Aw, Joey, you know you loved those two weeks, in the basement, just you and me.. (;
    <3

  • Joe Jonas

    Hey Nick! Did you like my shorts that I wore at my concert?
    ________________________
    Miley Ray!

    You already forgot what happened the other weekend??
    :(

  • Miley Cyrus

    Listen up ya’ll! I just like broke up with Liam. I need some G in my life!!

  • DinoGirl

    Kourtney said:

    ummmm what is going on in this post? hahaha

    anyways, I found this icon and totes thought of some of you guys. jonai butts http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2dw67u9&s=4
    _______________________________________

    There’s some celeb posers in this post.
    And we’re severely laughing at them. Haha.

    :D
    That is an AWESOME icon!!

  • AAC

    For all those inquiring about Team HH & The IJ Crew, Please add your name to the following list:

    1.

    2.

    3.

    4.

    5.

    6.

    7.

    8.

    9.

    10. AAC =)

    etc.

    I’m joining this group now. I am officialy number #10. Haha.

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    Joe Jonas said:

    Really? A shrine? Wow…

    Be careful man, if Taylor sees you out with any girl that’s not her,

    she’ll put you in the basement.

    Luckily, after 2 weeksm I escaped.

    ————-

    Aw, Joey, you know you loved those two weeks, in the basement, just you and me.. (;
    <3

  • Joe Jonas

    Kevin said:

    he left a note. it reads,

    dear fucktardss,
    i killed myself, i couldnt take it. hooveboys whore of a sister rejected me and so did sleena, the loveof my life. i uave no reason to go on
    _____________________________

    OMG
    *bawls*

  • Joe Jonas

    CAM ;)

  • Angela.

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    LOL ANGELA NOOOOO,
    the list says for all those inquiring about the company.
    YOU ALREADY ARE THE COMPANY.
    goof. haha
    its for whoever wants to join, they need to fill their name out on the list.
    silly goose.

    ——————————-

    I’m officially a noob. ;P

    So sorry, HBIC.

    Uh-Oh..we got a little hate for THH.

  • Goldengal11

    A song, a song, high above the trees. With a voice as big as the sea………With a voice as big as the sea.

  • AAC

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    AAC said:

    LMAO! I love your icon. who’s crotch is that? Nick’s? And they are actually pretty close in muscle size.
    __________________

    i would take joe over taylor any day. so it doesnt matter, i know that much.
    but yea, they look pretty close.

    & its Nicks crotch :) duhh.
    hes my man.
    ________

    Haha same. Taylor has a nice body no doubt about that but he’s a butterface. Joe’s perfection all the way around. And yeah I knew it was Nick’s. He’s the only one I’ve seen of the three wear those jeans.

  • elieaa

    eneyi

    i got off for 2 minutes.
    hes saying something about needing to practice and train. His biggest competition isn’t till worlds like 7 months away. a day won’t hurt, and bob can survive without him for a day & go play with his horses.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Joe Jonas said:

    Hey ya’ll! I’m about to go milk my cow. I want some chocolate milk.
    ________________________________

    Hey sexy,
    I wish you could be in Germany with me.
    _______________

    Joe, I have something to like tell you…..I am still in love with like Nick. Our little fling is not going to work out. Like, cause.

  • Joe Jonas

    joe
    i want you to be my best man

    ________________________________

    *whispers*
    But Selena is ugly.

  • Goldengal11

    dell01 said:

    For all those inquiring about Team HH & The IJ Crew, Please add your name to the following list:

    1.d

    2.e

    3.l

    4.l

    5.0

    6.1

    7.:

    8.D

    9.

    10.

    etc..
    _____________

    Huh?

  • Camilla Belle

    Taylor

    Loved your monolouge last night. Lets do lunch!

  • Eneyi

    Goldengal11 said:
    Eneyi said:

    THE END said:
    Thanks for staying here for our poser play. We hoped you enjoyed. Give it up for:

    Miley Cyrus

    Nick Jonas

    Taylor Swift

    Justin Bieber

    Demi Lovato

    Selena Gomez

    Joe Jonas

    Kevin Jonas

    Taylor Lautner

    AND Kanye West

    *claps*
    ———-
    Nooooooooooooo its over?!?!?! D:
    ______________

    We’re only human.
    ———-
    :O It was you? *applauds*

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Emmy

    how are thngs in WA?

  • rofl x’D

    Taylor Swift said:

    Hey bitchezzz,
    he’s mine.
    back off,

    —-

    lmfao psycho poser.

  • Nick Jonas

    Yeah, I did miley.
    but do you have to waer such revealing clothes? it makes me want you

    but i cant.
    we dont want me to be a douche like joe.
    i actually have a pair of balls and take responsibility and is mommys favorite.

    suck it joe.

  • Camilla

    joe,
    what about us?

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    :s sorry Emmy, ill stop.

  • Anonymous

    She wore on the 7th. He was SICK on the 7th. So maybe…
    it was given to her by a fan whos father was in a war, the fan asked her to wear it for support

  • Joe Jonas

    I’m sorry Im bipolar Taylor. I know its confusing for you.
    come here baby!

  • Eneyi

    Kevin said:
    he left a note. it reads,

    dear fucktardss,
    i killed myself, i couldnt take it. hooveboys whore of a sister rejected me and so did sleena, the loveof my life. i uave no reason to go on
    —–
    Bahaha I could totally see Nick writing ‘Dear fucktards’ in a fit of rage XD

  • Kpurity

    Oh man, that was fun. = )
    —–
    You were one of the characters?! :O Who’d you play?!

  • Joe Jonas

    im so scared.
    ___________________

    Yea, I don’t blame you.

  • Joe Jonas

    At least they talk about me.
    ________________________________

    Get her, Miles!

    Have I ever told you how sexy you are?

    ;)

  • Goldengal11

    Eneyi said:

    Goldengal11 said:
    Eneyi said:

    THE END said:
    Thanks for staying here for our poser play. We hoped you enjoyed. Give it up for:

    Miley Cyrus

    Nick Jonas

    Taylor Swift

    Justin Bieber

    Demi Lovato

    Selena Gomez

    Joe Jonas

    Kevin Jonas

    Taylor Lautner

    AND Kanye West

    *claps*
    ———-
    Nooooooooooooo its over?!?!?! D:
    ______________

    We’re only human.
    ———-
    :O It was you? *applauds*
    _______________

    Not all of them haha. I was like three.

  • hpaddictedx

    What’s the Team HH and IJ Crew about? Ha came into this post lateee

  • Sam In Atlanta

    Not too bad, Eneyi. Thanks for asking. I slept until like 3pm today! Now I’m drinking tea and looking at pics of Joe. How are you! Our friend isn’t here right now.

  • DinoGirl

    Goldengal11, you were one?
    Omg.
    Haha.
    I thought it was just anonymous’s.
    *claps*

    Bravo! :]

  • Goldengal11

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:16 pm
    Goldengal11 said:

    Anonymous said:

    WILL GET MARRIED TO:
    _____________________________________________

    Love ya Goldengal….hahhahahah.. to the followihg:

    Taylor Swift: Banker

    Miley Cyrus: Athlete, musician (please not John Mayer)

    Demi Lovato: An artist

    Selena Gomez: A businessman

    Justin Bieber: Hes a fetus…its years away..

    Nick Jonas: He will finally get married when he’s 25, to some young blonde girl he met in College at a frat party but shes all politics.

    Joe Jonas: He has a hot and heated love affair with me ..hence Joem..lol

    Kevin Jonas: Danielle duh!

    Taylor Lautner: He will get married to a russian model…… When they legalize gay marriage in the future.

    THIS IS ALL JOKES PEOPLE.
    _________________

    Hahaha! you hit the nail on the head with Nick.

  • Goldengal11

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 06:12 pm
    Goldengal11 said:

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    AAC
    Goldengall

    did you not read about OU convention…girls look alive..and give some deets on your ideas..you know OU is watchin.
    ____________________

    Huh? Why can’t I understand people today?
    ***************

    Im ging fr now..holy..love you.but its a meetngreet for us…just imangined..your thre…I expect ya thre if it wre to be..damn I had a hit and gon dwn fr a few …cht later..hpe to..tnks for being m frend..
    ________________

    Oh okay.

    Bye! Have a good night!

  • Eneyi

    Is it bad that I’m actually trying to follow the conversation the posers are having with one another?

  • Eneyi

    Goldengal11

    Haha which three?

  • Anonymous

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    AAC

    what is up? how is life

    ______

    Ugh, Ms. N, why would you befriend someone who puts down Joe? She described him as sick nasty earlier in this post..

  • Joe Jonas

    Oh My God.

    Stay away from me.

  • DinoGirl

    I’m strangely out of words tonight.
    =/

    Someone bring up a random topic.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Hey Justin! Ya’ll he is so cute! Like, I could just eat him up!

  • Joe Jonas

    what is there to talk about?

  • Angela.

    OKAY, we’re just confusing each other.

    Moving on…..

  • Taylor Swift

    rofl x’D said:

    Taylor Swift said:

    Hey bitchezzz,
    he’s mine.
    back off,

    —-

    lmfao psycho poser.

    —-

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Selena Gomez said:

    Miley is SUCH trailer trash.

    BRB I gotta feed some children in China
    ______________________

    LOL my hero

  • Rozy

    Joe Jonas said:

    Kevin said:

    he left a note. it reads,

    dear fucktardss,
    i killed myself, i couldnt take it. hooveboys whore of a sister rejected me and so did sleena, the loveof my life. i uave no reason to go on
    _____________________________

    OMG
    *bawls*
    ___________________________

    So THAT was the thing I heard screaming! And the shadow I saw falling beside ma window!
    :D

  • Rozy

    Nice acting, Goldengal11.
    You put my actress-in-traing-abilities to shame. :)

  • Ms.aNonymous

    AAC

    in all seriousness..thank you..I mean it..I am sorry I talked 2 much of life hre..but I love ya all.. I appreciatte your kindness!

  • Joe Jonas

    Well, I’m not coming home to you, that’s for sure.
    ^^

  • Joe Jonas

    Stop making things worse for me, you friggen POSER.

  • THETRUTH

    hellowhat is going on

  • Kpurity

    *applauds* That was great, even though I wasn’t one of those people yelling at the computer screen. Haha.

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift: Wall St Banker

    Miley Cyrus: Nick Jonas after year and years and years of on & off and another 100 songs about each other.

    Demi Lovato: An tattoo artist

    Selena Gomez: A businessman

    Justin Bieber: Hes a fetus…its years away..

    Nick Jonas: Miley Cyrus after year and years and years of on & off and another 100 song about each other.

    Joe Jonas: Chelsea Staub. Nice girl, blonde and an actress!

    Kevin Jonas: Danielle duh!

    Taylor Lautner: He will get married to a russian model…… When they legalize gay marriage in the future.

    THE TRUTH!

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    Miley,
    since we’re bfflzzz you can sleep with joe too.

    you’ll remain outside my basement.
    i love you<3

  • Nick Jonas

    one lasr chance!
    someone marry me!
    (fangirls, shutup)

  • Nickjonas

    uh, i dont have a account,
    but ive been selena, taylor and nick

    joe please,
    brother!

  • jerseygirl

    _______________

    *silence*
    *discusses with colleagues*
    *stands up*
    *peasants run and fix my shiny royal cloak*
    *walks over to jersey*
    *adjusts glasses*
    *circles jersey*
    *grabs sword*
    *silence*
    *officially knights jersey*

    WELCOME to TEAM HEADHAWK, you are now Member #6.
    We are proud to call you one of our own.
    CONGRATULATIONS
    *claps*
    ————————–
    Sorry I stepped away……………

    “I like to thank the Academy for this highest of honor. I am truly blessed. You like me. You REALLY like me.”

    (Yeah, I’m using that line again. ;)

  • Anonymous

    She wore on the 7th. He was SICK on the 7th. So maybe…
    it was given to her by a fan whos father was in a war, the fan asked her to wear it for support—- Yeah you said that. so please provide the link where Miley said that. thanks :)

  • Goldengal11

    WHO I played:

    Miley Cyrus(although SOMEONE messed it up for me, there were TWO MIley’s. That’s why the subject changed. Because other people were trying to be Miley)

    Justin Bieber AKA The robot(lol this was fun)

    Selena Gomez( In the First half I did Selena. In the second half someone took over the character)

    Demi Lovato(only for a second)

    And Kanye West.

  • Chile loves Jonas

    este hombre si que me mueve las hormonas xD ! I LOVE YOU JOE JONAS !!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    LOL KP, i knew you would love it :)

    & Kourtney, im a Nick girl, but ill occasionally put up Joecons, or Kevcons.
    but majority of the time its Nickons :)

  • Kpurity

    I might sound creepy, but I’ve been reading the Taylor and Joe posers since the first page.. Proof that I have no life XD

    How’s everyone tonight?(:
    ——
    That’s okay. I’ve been on OU since I woke up. LOL. Now I’m a loser.

    I’m doing fine. Except for the pile of homework that my idiot of a brain told me to hold off ’til last minute.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Kourtney, my icon is for you.
    in the spirit of jonas bums :)

  • Kelss.

    Ohh I love these.

    Taylor Swift: Amazing song writter, crazy as a person. Gotta love her.

    Miley Cyrus: Awesome. I love her.

    Demi Lovato: I’d like to ride a bike with you.

    Selena Gomez: Seems very sweet, like..pillow fight sweet.

    Justin Bieber: I don’t care.

    Nick Jonas: Haha, I love Nick Jonas. He’s seems awesome to hang out with.

    Joe Jonas: I bet he has a lot of inside jokes. Baking would be fun with you. And innertubing.

    Kevin Jonas: Everything would be fun with you. That makes me sound like a perverted little girl. Sweet, genuine guy.

    Taylor Lautner: Don’t see your appeal. If you had a perfume it would be called Kibble and Bits.

  • Taylor Lautner

    Joe,
    you need to face it.
    your responsible for a human being.

    -laughs-

    its time for both of you to start your life together.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Joe Jonas said:

    Hey Nick! Did you like my shorts that I wore at my concert?
    ________________________
    Miley Ray!

    You already forgot what happened the other weekend??
    :(
    _______________

    Sweet Niblets Nicky! What are you like, talking about?

  • DinoGirl

    Rozy said:
    I KNOW -chews on popcorn-
    I dont think it’s Joe’s baby. HUH.
    I think it’s that other dude Stephen’s. The one she raped.
    Beiber. Ehhh. Dont really care for that child, nor do I care for Taylor (besides her music)
    They can go off together.
    NUUUUUU. Miley and Demi must be friends. Like, NOW!
    _____________________________________

    Stephen?
    There’s new relationships every time I turn around.

  • Camilla

    joe,
    come to your brothers wedding with me

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  • michelle66

    Is it me or is kevin getting hotter?

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Kpurity said:

    ROFL Chuck.
    You sound like those crazy ladies that yell at the TV screen.
    __________________

    LOL thats how i feel right now.
    DAMN posers have me all into this
    now my favourite shows.
    1.Heroes
    2.Greys Anatomy
    3.General Disney (ou)
    lmao

  • Eneyi

    DinoGirl

    Sweet! I’ll even bring the Ketchup chips :D

  • Rozy

    Goldengal11 said:

    WHO I played:

    Miley Cyrus(although SOMEONE messed it up for me, there were TWO MIley’s. That’s why the subject changed. Because other people were trying to be Miley)

    Justin Bieber AKA The robot(lol this was fun)

    Selena Gomez( In the First half I did Selena. In the second half someone took over the character)

    Demi Lovato(only for a second)

    And Kanye West
    ________________________

    Wow. All of them at the same time? O.O
    Multitasker.

  • AAC

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    AAC

    what is up? how is life

    ______

    Ugh, Ms. N, why would you befriend someone who puts down Joe? She described him as sick nasty earlier in this post..
    _________

    LMAO! Just so you know sick nasty is a good thing. It means cooler than cool. Trust me I looked it up before I posted it. I LOVE Joe.

  • Sam In Atlanta

    Now that’s little Joe! Look at the size of the eyes on that baby!

  • Selena gomez

    its my fault
    i love nick.
    but if we married, he’d find out i had an abortion,

  • Eneyi

    Nickjonas said:
    uh, i dont have a account,
    but ive been selena, taylor and nick

    joe please,
    brother!
    ——
    You, GoldenGal11 and whoever else was roleplaying were awesome :D

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Anonymous

    I don’t know I cnt read every post..I remmber her from the past..I thnk what she said about my Mom is nice..not many have even acknwlegdged my loss..

    I don’t hate..disagree..hmmm can you share her comment…?

  • ImNotAnnoying

    “oh hey im kevin jonas!” you posers need to GTFO this post!

  • Joe Jonas

    Listen up ya’ll! I just like broke up with Liam. I need some G in my life!!
    ___________________________________

    You did it for me?

    Call me :)

  • Goldengal11

    Okay…..so it wasn’t three haha. I only did it cause I was bored. I WILL NEVER do that again. It was A LOT of work trying to stay in character. Hats off to the celeb posers. It’s hard staying in character.

  • Kpurity

    Okay, I’m so lost.

    Are the dolls for real?!

    Ugh..I’m such a noob. :/
    ——
    LOL No, they’re not. :P ! rofl.

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift said:

    rofl x’D said:

    Taylor Swift said:

    Hey bitchezzz,
    he’s mine.
    back off,

    —-

    lmfao psycho poser.

    —-

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.

    —-

    yeah, your camp rock sheets,
    maybe.

    but joe doesn’t love taylor,
    or you, poser. (:

  • DinoGirl

    Taylor JONAS-Swift said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik
    eneyi, thats the video.
    im not THAT psycho.
    ___________________________________

    http://i38.tinypic.com/df94bm.gif

  • dell01

    For all those inquiring about Team HH & The IJ Crew, Please add your name to the following list:

    1.

    2.dell01

    3.

    4.

    5.

    6.

    7.

    8.

    9.

    10.

    etc..
    _____________

    Huh?
    —-
    Forget it.

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 06:16 pm
    AAC said:

    Ms.N

    What OU convention?
    **********8

    imagginary..k..just an wish. lov ya..stck round k..I need to go fr a few…k..be back..it was a thng fr peoeple to run with..what if an OU conventin..ya know…I cant tye now give me 2 hrs..

  • Gemini

    welcome TEAM STFU

  • AJ

    i know joey!
    if taylor doesnt finish me,
    her cats will!

    save me! please!
    ther might be a reward! (;

  • THETRUTH

    @chucknorris
    listen here you gypsy loving homeless goblin. you really love gaston and your cover up is loving the jonas brothers…the real reason behind you loving nick jonas isnt that you wanna ” get with him” its that you wanna BE him. …….

  • Eneyi

    Who the heck was Joe? A random anonymous?

  • Kelss.

    este hombre si que me mueve las hormonas xD ! I LOVE YOU JOE JONAS !!

    ———-

    He is hungry/hot, yes. What I stroke the brothers.

    Am I right?

  • Anonymous

    Yea, I found that kinda ironic.

    I mean, maybe it’s a new one?

    Maybe she bought it to idk, symbolize him.

    Who knows?

  • Eneyi

    Roxy said:

    Hey dawg, yo’ shawty’s annoyin’ me. Stop sayin’ shawty, or you’ll have your fourteen year old arse wedgied.
    ;-;
    ————
    LMAO trufax.

  • Kpurity

    WHO I played:

    Miley Cyrus(although SOMEONE messed it up for me, there were TWO MIley’s. That’s why the subject changed. Because other people were trying to be Miley)

    Justin Bieber AKA The robot(lol this was fun)

    Selena Gomez( In the First half I did Selena. In the second half someone took over the character)

    Demi Lovato(only for a second)

    And Kanye West.
    ———
    Which Miley were you? And I applaud you for your Justin Bieber one. That was funny. Hahaha.
    How’d you guys plan it?

  • Angela.

    Sorry I stepped away……………

    “I like to thank the Academy for this highest of honor. I am truly blessed. You like me. You REALLY like me.”

    (Yeah, I’m using that line again. ;)

    ———————————–

    *Rolls her eyes*

    *Claps one at a time*

  • Anonymous

    TheRealShanna

    The climb.
    half a minute ago from UberTwitter
    Reply

    TheRealShanna
    See you again.
    4 minutes ago from UberTwitter

  • Joe Jonas

    Aw, Joey, you know you loved those two weeks, in the basement, just you and me.. (;
    <3
    ___________________________

    HA. Are you kidding? I cried tears of joy for 4 days knowing I was AWAY from you.

  • Sam In Atlanta

    Eneyi, I don’t know if it’s exactly “bad”, but it does mean you’re really, really bored.

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    I know Joeybear. it’s okay. i luff you<33
    -runs to joseph-
    -joseph stares into her eyes. his hand cups her face as he pulls her in for a kiss-

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    LOL Golden, you really are golden.
    *bows down*

    good job.

  • jerseygirl

    Angela.
    Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:18 pm
    Angela. said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    For all those inquiring about Team HH & The IJ Crew, Please add your name to the following list:

    1.

    2.

    3.

    4.

    5. ANGELA ROCKS! <3
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    6. jerseygirl HOWDY!

    7.

    8.

    9.

    10.

    etc

  • Anonymous

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.

    your confusing Joe with your cat tay tay

  • DinoGirl

    Rofl.

    Chuck, you commented right under me.

    And our icons look like they strangely connect.
    Like, as one picture.
    But in a fun house mirror kinda way.
    xD

  • Miley Cyrus

    Did Nick just make fun of my bro? YOU do not mess with the FAMILY ya’ll! He got his hooves taken off when he was a baby so STOP bringing it up!

  • DinoGirl

    Bieber & Gomez were my favorite.
    xD

  • Angela.

    Kpurity said:

    Okay, I’m so lost.

    Are the dolls for real?!

    Ugh..I’m such a noob. :/
    ——
    LOL No, they’re not. :P ! rofl.

    ——————————-

    *CRIES*

  • Goldengal11

    Haha, this is when JT was REALLY hot. He just annoys me now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvunyWYr_tc

  • Joe Jonas

    Joe! Leave me alone! I don’t like you. I wasn’t joking around when I slapped you at MY concert.

    __________________________

    Oh come on Miles…I know you want me.

    Just as badly as I want you.
    ;)

  • Rozy

    Joe was some idiot who played a cry babie.
    Well, thats what I think. X)

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:25 pm
    Goldengal11 said:

    Ms.aNonymous said:

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:16 pm
    Goldengal11 said:

    Anonymous said:

    WILL GET MARRIED TO:
    _____________________________________________

    Love ya Goldengal….hahhahahah.. to the followihg:

    Taylor Swift: Banker

    Miley Cyrus: Athlete, musician (please not John Mayer)

    Demi Lovato: An artist

    Selena Gomez: A businessman

    Justin Bieber: Hes a fetus…its years away..

    Nick Jonas: He will finally get married when he’s 25, to some young blonde girl he met in College at a frat party but shes all politics.

    Joe Jonas: He has a hot and heated love affair with me ..hence Joem..lol

    Kevin Jonas: Danielle duh!

    Taylor Lautner: He will get married to a russian model…… When they legalize gay marriage in the future.

    THIS IS ALL JOKES PEOPLE.
    _________________

    Hahaha! you hit the nail on the head with Nick.
    **************

    sweetness..your frgetting me…lol…Joem all the way!

  • Demi Lovato

    Can you guys stop fighting? Can’t we all just listen to some Bob Marley? Or hard metal?

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    *cries*
    nicks dead :(
    *covers face with pillow*
    *comes up for air*
    i…i…
    *bursts into tears*
    noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Nick jonas

    lmao,
    sry for being selena 2 x’d
    oh, i was also lautner.
    so that makes 4 for me,
    who was joe?

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Hey bitchezzz,
    he’s mine.
    back off,

    —-

    lmfao psycho poser.

    —-

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.

    there is a mental hospital house just down the street ill pick you up in about 5…10 minutes.

  • Anonymous

    He is wearing Roots! He must have bought it in Toronto Canada.

    GO CANADA!

  • Eneyi

    And who was Kevin?

  • Anonymous

    kill, stab or drown
    mimi
    jackie
    tim

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    Hey Taylor, I got an idea for you!

    If you ‘LOVE’ me,

    Stay away from me. FOREVER.

    ———

    I miss you when your on tour.
    when you coming back home baby?
    joekins. joey. joeyboo. <3
    _________________________

    Well, I’m not coming home to you, that’s for sure.

    —-

    hahahaha,
    go ahead,
    we don’t want anyone to know, your right.
    i luff you.
    here you are, protecting our relationship from the press because it means that much to you. i’m so lucky to have you<3

  • DinoGirl

    Who was the person who did the “hooves” line?

  • AAC

    Ms.N

    I don’t mind it when you talk about life on OU. Some people might but it doesn’t bother me. The only thing that I don’t like is the drugs part. I love you I really do but you have to learn that drugs aren’t the solution. It might numb the pain for so long but then things happen and you end up feeling worse than before and regret some of the things that happen. I really hope one day you over come the addiction and go on with your life. But you have to work for it. I believe in you. But you have to believe in yourself too.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Selena Gomez said:

    hey, thats a good idea!

    -slaps nick-

    stupid womanizer.
    _______________

    *jaw drops*
    “oooooooooooooooooooooh shit”
    *points and laughs*
    ” i knew it! i KNEW IT!”

  • Rozy

    Stephen?
    There’s new relationships every time I turn around
    _____________________

    Stephen Colleti from Love and Theft. Him and T-Swift were a rumoured couple. Also, this poserT said she raped him two years ago.
    (;

  • Goldengal11

    Kpurity said:

    WHO I played:

    Miley Cyrus(although SOMEONE messed it up for me, there were TWO MIley’s. That’s why the subject changed. Because other people were trying to be Miley)

    Justin Bieber AKA The robot(lol this was fun)

    Selena Gomez( In the First half I did Selena. In the second half someone took over the character)

    Demi Lovato(only for a second)

    And Kanye West.
    ———
    Which Miley were you? And I applaud you for your Justin Bieber one. That was funny. Hahaha.
    ________________

    I was the one at the beginning. The one that said “Hey Selena, Mother Teresa called, she wants her life back”. I felt REALLY bad for writing that.

  • jerseygirl

    *Rolls her eyes*

    *Claps one at a time*
    ———————————
    http://i27.tinypic.com/20j3igg.jpg

  • Xiomy

    michelle66 said:

    Is it me or is kevin getting hotter?

    —-

    Nah, he has always been hot.

  • Kevin Jonas

    Holy shit.
    Nick is dead.

  • Nick jonas

    so i was taylor, lautner, selena 2 and nick jonas
    and kevin, for a sec.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.

    your confusing Joe with your cat tay tay
    —–
    BURN!

  • Eneyi

    elieaa

    It was pretty good. I got labeled a picky eater because I don’t like brussel sprouts and then I proceeded to get my ass kicked by a 12 year old on pretty much every single wii game that exists D:

    What are you up to?

  • Joe Jonas

    Joe,
    you need to face it.
    your responsible for a human being.

    -laughs-

    its time for both of you to start your life together.
    _________________________________

    Dude, it’s not my kid.

    I didn’t screw with her.

    And ahhh, no thanks. You can have her.

    T squared, baby.

  • I Am Sam

    can I slap Joe, on the ass, he has such a cute bottom

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Nick Jonas, you were awesome.
    the whole
    dying scene really got me, i teared up.

  • Taylor Swift

    Joe Jonas said:

    Oh My God.

    Stay away from me.

    ———

    Babyyyyyyyyyyyyy <3
    iluffyou.

  • I Am Sam

    can I slap Joe, on the ass, he has such a cute bottom

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    lmao i wish they were real…
    how good was my review..
    hahah
    i gave myself a high 5.
    pathetic. LOL

    &jersey, welcome :)

  • Rozy

    Okay. Anyone knows why I cant get the verification email from OU?
    D:

  • Ms. Laurl23

    Sorry I have been so MIA guys….

    Joe your hair just defines me, I love the sweater your wearing from Toronto. Funny story I walked into the Roots store in Yorkvile, and said Joe Jonas was here took a picture and left. Plus I’m a summer tone and I can wear alot of coral, also I’m getting the J.O.N.A.S. Bear for Christmas! BAM.
    PS. Was I the only Joe fan that thought Taylor Swift was funny on SNL…. I feel ashamed now.

    Let me do these lists now:

    WILL GET MARRIED TO:

    Taylor Swift: Taylor Lautner, then her name will become Taylor Lautner.

    Miley Cyrus: Nick Jonas. They belong together just admit it.

    Demi Lovato: Some emo dude. Once you date Trace Cyrus, you pretty much have a type.

    Selena Gomez: A Guy who can’t get over his girlfriend that he is still in love with.

    Justin Bieber: A migget, who is shorter than 5’2. I love him though, met him on Friday but I’m 5’11.

    Nick Jonas: Miley Cyrus. Big Niley Fan, support it!

    Joe Jonas: Me, it’s kind of obvious is it not.

    Kevin Jonas: Danielle. I’m a stripper at that party I CALL JOE!

    Taylor Lautner: Taylor Swift. They will be the Taylor Lautners.

  • Kourtney

    CHUCKNORRIS said:
    Kourtney, my icon is for you.
    in the spirit of jonas bums :)
    ******
    hahahaa thanks.

    and wow guys, just got done reading some of the role playing. you guys are funny. I definitely would have messed up and typed in the wrong name or something.

  • Kpurity

    Okay, I’m so lost.

    Are the dolls for real?!

    Ugh..I’m such a noob. :/
    ——
    LOL No, they’re not. :P ! rofl.

    ——————————-

    *CRIES*
    ———
    I mean,
    PFFFT, they are so real. So, about the 300 dollars?

  • Anonymous

    Yea, I found that kinda ironic.

    I mean, maybe it’s a new one?

    Maybe she bought it to idk, symbolize him.

    Who knows? — Maybe Nick got a new one & gave her his old one? He was sick and she wore it, so they are close best friends! Just like Joe & Demi! :)

  • THETRUTH

    you cant fool me you hippy singing…. swamp loving grandma. dont worry though your foul stench and dog breath cant keep me away. love you always .xo

  • jerseygirl

    Awww Emmy – it’s just silly fun. Don’t leave.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah you said that. so please provide the link where Miley said that. thanks :)—lol sorry i dont tape record me meeting miley

  • Rozy

    Eneyi said:
    Roxy said:

    Hey dawg, yo’ shawty’s annoyin’ me. Stop sayin’ shawty, or you’ll have your fourteen year old arse wedgied.
    ;-;
    ————
    LMAO trufax.
    _______________

    Well it’s true. I cant stand that boy

  • Camilla

    joe, go to the wedding!

  • Eneyi

    Hey Xiomy! I’m good and you?

    elieaa

    and Bob is…? The coach?and what does horses have anything to do with him lol

  • Eneyi

    Sam In Atlanta

    Thats good :).I’m doing pretty good, just doing my psych readings and some last minute revision for my italian quiz tomorrow. Our friend was here earlier and then she just kinda disappeared….
    Thankfully its a school night :P

  • Rozy

    Damn. This posers are good roleplayers. X)
    Situations ain’t realistic though.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Hey Justin! Ya’ll he is so cute! Like, I could just eat him up!
    _________________________

    *yells at screen*

    I BET YOU’D LIKE TO EAT HIM YOU WHOREEEE

    leave the little ones alone

    last thing he needs is to get you pregnant TOO.

    then we’ll have 3 little fetus’s crawling around.
    *throws popcorn at screen*

  • DinoGirl

    Rozy said:

    Okay. Anyone knows why I cant get the verification email from OU?
    D:
    ____________________________________

    Use a Yahoo e-mail domain.

    Aol or Aim e-mails don’t work for OceanUp.
    That should be why.

  • Joe Jonas

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.
    ________________________________________

    Taylor, stop flattering yourself.

    Touch me and I’ll sick Big Rob on you.

    I’m not kidding.

  • Taylor Lautner

    Well, I’m not coming home to you, that’s for sure.

    —-

    hahahaha,
    go ahead,
    we don’t want anyone to know, your right.
    i luff you.
    here you are, protecting our relationship from the press because it means that much to you. i’m so lucky to have you<3

    ———–
    Wait.. so.. Taylor..
    we’re OVER?!

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    LOL ME TOO.
    and some huge passionate romance scene, with a big fancy smooch.
    BUT i WONDER..
    who will it beeee?
    _______________________________________

    *grabs popcorn*

    I don’t know.
    But I’m rooting for Bieber and Swift.

  • Goldengal11

    DinoGirl said:

    Who was the person who did the “hooves” line?
    ___________________

    The person that plays Nick did the hoovebrother line. And I did the “He got them cut off when he was a baby” line.

  • jerseygirl

    Plus I’m a summer tone and I can wear alot of coral, also I’m getting the J.O.N.A.S. Bear for Christmas! BAM.
    ———————–
    Ms.Laurl – I got the JONAS bear for my sister. Also bought the song chip to go into it. It is the CUTEST.THING.EVER!

    I may keep it for myself. ;)

  • THETRUTH

    THETRUTH said:

    @chucknorris
    listen here you gypsy loving homeless goblin. you really love gaston and your cover up is loving the jonas brothers…the real reason behind you loving nick jonas isnt that you wanna ” get with him” its that you wanna BE him. …….you cant fool me you hippy singing…. swamp loving grandma. dont worry though your foul stench and dog breath cant keep me away. love you always .xo

  • Anonymous

    MEANT TO BE:::: Joe & Demi & Miley & Nick!

  • Miley Cyrus

    Selena Gomez said:

    Miley is SUCH trailer trash.

    BRB I gotta feed some children in China.
    __________________

    Mother Teresa called. She wants her life back.

  • Selena Gomez

    Demi,
    dont get mad because no one wants you here, you weirdo butchin bitch.

  • Justin Bieber

    Hey guys, make sure you subscribe to my channel on youtube! Yo, where is Usher? I need a ride to the store!

  • Rozy

    DinoGirl said:

    Rozy said:

    Okay. Anyone knows why I cant get the verification email from OU?
    D:
    ____________________________________

    Use a Yahoo e-mail domain.

    Aol or Aim e-mails don’t work for OceanUp.
    That should be why.
    ______________________________

    Does Gmail work too? O.O

  • AAC

    Ms.N

    Oh okay. Bye N. Take care.

  • Joe Jonas

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 08:32 pm
    Taylor JONAS-Swift said:

    I know Joeybear. it’s okay. i luff you<33
    -runs to joseph-
    -joseph stares into her eyes. his hand cups her face as he pulls her in for a kiss-
    ___________________________

    Did I say you could touch me??

    NO. GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.

  • Goldengal11

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    LOL Golden, you really are golden.
    *bows down*

    good job.
    ______________

    Haha. Thanks.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Oh My God.

    Stay away from me.

    ———

    Babyyyyyyyyyyyyy <3
    iluffyou.

    go play with your CAT!

  • Goldengal11

    Hey Joe Jonas! What’s up? How do you feel about AJ Michalka?

  • Nick Jonas

    Miley,
    let me inform you.
    Joe got Taylor pregnant. He’s denying it. And Miley I love you. I always have. But when you wear short shorts I can’t help it. And I don’t want to be like Joe. I want to deserve you. But if i stoop to his level, i never will. I just wish you wouldnt wear revealing clothes.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Joe Jonas said:

    Listen up ya’ll! I just like broke up with Liam. I need some G in my life!!
    ___________________________________

    You did it for me?

    Call me :)
    ___________________

    G for Gaston ya’ll.

  • Selena gomez

    its true
    nick got me knocked up
    but i love him and aborting the baby was best for him

  • Nick jonas

    haha rhinks,
    drama is my thanggg
    plus this was amusing

    i think im gonna make a account

  • Goldengal11

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOB_FVFma4I

    Leighton Meester’s video just came out. I LOVE this song(I play it on my Ipod everyday). But I can’t take her in the video seriously. I see Blair. Haha.

    But she and Robin Thicke make a REALLY good couple. Nice chemistry. Too bad he’s married and has a baby on the way.

  • DinoGirl

    Eneyi said:

    DinoGirl

    Sweet! I’ll even bring the Ketchup chips :D
    ____________________________________

    Awesome-possum, I wanna try ‘em!!
    :D

    I like chips.
    I like ketchup.
    Seems plausible. :]

  • DinoGirl

    Goldengal11 said:

    The person that plays Nick did the hoovebrother line. And I did the “He got them cut off when he was a baby” line.
    _______________________________________

    I died reading both of those. xD

    Homage to one of the best OceanUp comments! Haha.

  • jjean

    No! Nick can’t be gone! Give me that pillow, Chuck. *cries*

  • Goldengal11

    We didn’t plan it. Haha, it was improv.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.
    ________________________________________

    Taylor, stop flattering yourself.

    Touch me and I’ll sick Big Rob on you.

    I’m not kidding.

    OH hey joe its me KEVIN DID NOT know you went on this site!

  • Anonymous

    –lol sorry i dont tape record me meeting miley— Oh OU insider # 76845834=2-39844753-=

  • Miley Cyrus

    NO KEVIN!
    oh my god..
    its all my fault!

  • Rozy

    Justin Bieber said:

    Hey guys, make sure you subscribe to my channel on youtube! Yo, where is Usher? I need a ride to the store!
    _________________________

    -throws Holy Water-
    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! D:

  • Kpurity

    Seriously, who else was in the role-playing thing? Reveal yourselves!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    LOL

    “suck it joe”

    & whoever this anonymous poser is, they have Miley SPOT ON.
    ROFL

    “like, like, likee”

  • iLoveChrisBrown

    Wow. lol.

  • Goldengal11

    DinoGirl said:

    Goldengal11 said:

    The person that plays Nick did the hoovebrother line. And I did the “He got them cut off when he was a baby” line.
    _______________________________________

    I died reading both of those. xD

    Homage to one of the best OceanUp comments! Haha
    ________________

    Haha exactly. I still laugh when I think about that comment.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    -lol sorry i dont tape record me meeting miley— Oh OU insider # 76845834=2-39844753-=
    ——–
    the fuck? are you saying.

  • Eneyi

    Taylor JONAS-Swift said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik
    eneyi, thats the video.
    im not THAT psycho.
    —–
    Is it bad that I felt kinda scared that the poser of Ms.Swift replied to me? XD

    And Ms.Swift, I honestly wouldn’t put it past you. You are quoted as saying that you like to drive by your exes houses to check up on them. O.o

  • jjean

    Goldengal, you are my new favorite person on OU. Bravo!

  • Jonas4Canada

    LOL, do people forget that Miley also probably has a dog tag, since she has hypoglycemia? And doesn’t she have some heart condition, she wrote about it in Miles to Go!

  • Joes mommy

    Joe,
    im still disappointed.
    you, taylor and the baby are going to remain at home with us.
    I’ll see you later baby boy.

    and I love you nick!

  • DinoGirl

    Yo, where is Usher? I need a ride to the store!

    xD

  • DinoGirl

    Rozy said:

    Does Gmail work too? O.O
    ___________________________________

    Not sure.
    But if you don’t get an e-mail with a password in less then in an hour, then probably not.

    But Yahoo for sure works.

    I hope you make an account, though! :D

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Nick Jonas said:

    one lasr chance!
    someone marry me!
    (fangirls, shutup)
    __________________

    Im not a fangirl, my name is ChuckNorris.
    Lets elope little buddy
    *winks*
    *smacks butt*

  • nick jonass

    hahaaa
    yeah
    i did rhe hoovebrother line

    who was joe,camilla & demi?

  • Angela.

    jerseygirl said:

    *Rolls her eyes*

    *Claps one at a time*
    ———————————
    http://i27.tinypic.com/20j3igg.jpg

    ———————————-

    http://i44.tinypic.com/vxg3yc.jpg

  • Joe Jonas

    Miley Cyrus said:

    NO KEVIN!
    oh my god..
    its all my fault!

    —-
    duh.

  • Goldengal11

    Nick jonas said:

    haha rhinks,
    drama is my thanggg
    plus this was amusing

    i think im gonna make a account
    ______________

    You should.

  • THETRUTH

    DinoGirl said:

    Rofl.

    Chuck, you commented right under me.

    And our icons look like they strangely connect.
    Like, as one picture.
    But in a fun house mirror kinda way.
    xD
    ———-
    u guys make a sexy couple

  • Rozy

    Jesus. Where’s my popcorn when I need it?
    X)

  • Eneyi

    Rozy said:
    DinoGirl said:

    Rozy said:

    Okay. Anyone knows why I cant get the verification email from OU?
    D:
    ____________________________________

    Use a Yahoo e-mail domain.

    Aol or Aim e-mails don’t work for OceanUp.
    That should be why.
    ______________________________

    Does Gmail work too? O.O

    It worked for me

  • Ms. Laurl23

    Ms.Laurl – I got the JONAS bear for my sister. Also bought the song chip to go into it. It is the CUTEST.THING.EVER!

    I may keep it for myself. ;)

    xxxxxxx

    You should just buy another one! I told my brother to buy me one for Christmas…. We are debating getting the soundchip if it goes on during the night….PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! Hehe

  • Joe Jonas

    Hey Joe Jonas! What’s up? How do you feel about AJ Michalka?
    _____________________________

    Oh AJ? She’s cool. We’re still very good friends.

    And she’s still hot :)

  • Eneyi

    elieaa

    ‘What is this fuckery?’ XD

    Sam In Atlanta

    Haha yeah, OU takes up a ridiculous amount of my time :/

  • Goldengal11

    jjean said:

    Goldengal, you are my new favorite person on OU. Bravo!
    _______________

    Only you shawty! Haha. = )

  • DinoGirl

    no one wants you here, you weirdo butchin bitch.

    *dies*

  • Ms.aNonymous

    (replying to this) – Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:38 pm
    jerseygirl said:

    Plus I’m a summer tone and I can wear alot of coral, also I’m getting the J.O.N.A.S. Bear for Christmas! BAM.
    ———————–
    Ms.Laurl – I got the JONAS bear for my sister. Also bought the song chip to go into it. It is the CUTEST.THING.EVER!

    I may keep it for myself. ;)
    ***********

    Like Build A Bear…LMFAO…holy shit..

    I want to stuff my Joe doll…and my chip…Gotta find you with a mix of look you in the Eyes..

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    dead dead dead.
    its dead.
    everyone has vamoosed.
    lame.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    this is pretty entertaining
    usually i hate stupid OU posers, but this is too epic.
    dont think ive disappeard people, im just reading these hilarious conversations that are going on.
    i feel like im watching a sitcom.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Hey Justin! it’s Miley again! Do you like want to record a song with me? It’s the remix to “When I look at you” All you have to do is add your voice in. It’s gonna be a HIT!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_tx07e8dUQ

  • Rozy

    DinoGirl said:

    Rozy said:

    Does Gmail work too? O.O
    ___________________________________

    Not sure.
    But if you don’t get an e-mail with a password in less then in an hour, then probably not.

    But Yahoo for sure works.

    I hope you make an account, though! :D
    _______________________

    Of COURSE I will. :D
    I’ve been an Oceanupper since, maybe, eh…four months or so?
    I’ve just never had any will to join. X)
    And after this night…WHOA. :D

  • jjean

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:17 pm
    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    For all those inquiring about Team HH & The IJ Crew, Please add your name to the following list:

    1.jjean

    2.

    3.

    4.

    5.

    6.

    7.

    8.

    9.

    10.

    etc..

  • Taylor Lautner

    So im assuming i can leave now,
    and let you and joe be together? right taylor?

  • Nick jonas

    wait, aol accounts dont work?

  • Anonymous

    TheRealShanna

    The last song preview:)
    3 minutes ago from UberTwitter
    Reply

    TheRealShanna
    4 walls. Lalalal.
    6 minutes ago from UberTwitter

  • Anonymous

    Maybe Nick got a new one & gave her his old one? He was sick and she wore it, so they are close best friends! Just like Joe & Demi! :)—nick didnt get a new dog tag asswipe

  • Eneyi

    Rozy said:
    Eneyi said:
    Roxy said:

    Hey dawg, yo’ shawty’s annoyin’ me. Stop sayin’ shawty, or you’ll have your fourteen year old arse wedgied.
    ;-;
    ————
    LMAO trufax.
    _______________

    Well it’s true. I cant stand that boy
    ——–
    Me neither.

  • Eneyi

    Nick jonas said:

    haha rhinks,
    drama is my thanggg
    plus this was amusing

    i think im gonna make a account
    ———
    You were awesome, do it :)

  • tracevyrus

    hey erbody wass ^?
    my damb hoovs r so hrd 2 typ wit.

  • Xiomy

    What is up with OU banning ppl for spamm every 5 minutes?
    I just got banned..

  • Kpurity

    Too bad Angela missed it..

  • jjean

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 06:19 pm
    Taylor Swift said:

    rofl x’D said:

    Taylor Swift said:

    Hey bitchezzz,
    he’s mine.
    back off,

    —-

    lmfao psycho poser.

    —-

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.

    Where is lucas till?!

  • Taylor jonas

    my water broke!

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    lol nick jonas, you should make your account Nick Jonas
    you have earned it.

  • DinoGirl

    Rozy said:

    Of COURSE I will. :D
    I’ve been an Oceanupper since, maybe, eh…four months or so?
    I’ve just never had any will to join. X)
    And after this night…WHOA. :D
    _____________________________________

    Haha.
    It’s totally worth it – there are some really hilarious people on OceanUp.

  • jerseygirl

    Angela.
    Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:40 pm
    Angela. said:

    jerseygirl said:

    *Rolls her eyes*

    *Claps one at a time*
    ———————————
    http://i27.tinypic.com/20j3igg.jpg

    ———————————-

    http://i44.tinypic.com/vxg3yc.jpg
    ———————
    HaHa. I was looking for a “sarcastic clapping” gif. I know they did a skit on SNL once with that but couldn’t find it.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    LOL, do people forget that Miley also probably has a dog tag, since she has hypoglycemia? And doesn’t she have some heart condition, she wrote about it in Miles to Go!
    —-
    true, but i have hypoglycemia and a heart murmur and a navel issue but i dont have a dogtog for that i have a dogtag that has a peace sign with flowers and stars.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    AAC said:

    Haha same. Taylor has a nice body no doubt about that but he’s a butterface. Joe’s perfection all the way around. And yeah I knew it was Nick’s. He’s the only one I’ve seen of the three wear those jeans.
    _____________________

    yea he has great fashion sense, i dont care what anyone says. i feel like in 10 years, hes going to be that cute, golf playing dad, having a bbq in the backyard with a beer in his hand, all his golf buddies standing around.
    sometimes he already dresses like the hot dad type.
    lol

  • Taylor Lautner

    _________________________________

    Dude, it’s not my kid.

    I didn’t screw with her.

    And ahhh, no thanks. You can have her.

    T squared, baby.

    ———-

    Joe, grow upp and be a man.

  • taylor jonas swift

    the baby is kicking.

  • Anonymous

    Can you imagine Bieber and Gomez dating IRL?

  • taylor Jonas-Swift

    Yes,Lautner. Your free.

  • Miley Cyrus

    Hey Demi! It’s like Miley! You’re so pretty that I hate you!

    Anyway, don’t be nice to Selena, she’s a bitch. Ya know what I’m sayin’?

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    i used a hotmail account

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Hey Joe, do you like my picture?

  • Miley Cyrus

    Nick Jonas said:

    Miley,
    let me inform you.
    Joe got Taylor pregnant. He’s denying it. And Miley I love you. I always have. But when you wear short shorts I can’t help it. And I don’t want to be like Joe. I want to deserve you. But if i stoop to his level, i never will. I just wish you wouldnt wear revealing clothes
    ___________________

    But Nick! You seem happy when you’re around Courtney. You’re going to marry her aren’t you?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDfoHu4DFHs&feature=related

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Did Nick just make fun of my bro? YOU do not mess with the FAMILY ya’ll! He got his hooves taken off when he was a baby so STOP bringing it up!
    ___________________________

    *laughs*
    muahhahahahahaha
    suck it beeeeyotch.

    *runs to the rodeo*

    i’d like that one please

    *points*

    *big tall shadow walks out*

    OMG! :O

    *trace appears*

    ROFL

    NICE HOOVES.

  • Goldengal11

    Haha, I was Miley most of the time. Like when I said “Liam wants me to go now”. Haha. Of course I was copying twitter.

  • Anonymous

    Its sexy time

  • Taylor Jonas Swift

    Joe Jonas said:

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.
    ________________________________________

    Taylor, stop flattering yourself.

    Touch me and I’ll sick Big Rob on you.

    I’m not kidding.

    ———-

    aww, your so cute. ;D
    you don’t have to hide your love for me.

    and i’m not afraid of big rob.
    incase you haven’t noticed his fatass
    is like 20 times my size x’D
    JK! cause i love you. and big rob. <3 :)

  • Joe Jonas

    Well, I’m not coming home to you, that’s for sure.

    —-

    hahahaha,
    go ahead,
    we don’t want anyone to know, your right.
    i luff you.
    here you are, protecting our relationship from the press because it means that much to you. i’m so lucky to have you<3

    ———–
    Wait.. so.. Taylor..
    we’re OVER?!
    ______________________________

    *crying* NO PLEASE! TAKE HER FROM ME!

    GET HER AWAY FROME ME!

  • Goldengal11

    Taylor Lautner said:

    _________________________________

    Dude, it’s not my kid.

    I didn’t screw with her.

    And ahhh, no thanks. You can have her.

    T squared, baby.

    ———-

    Joe, grow upp and be a man.
    ________________

    LOL!

  • Eneyi

    Miley Cyrus said:
    Selena Gomez said:

    Miley is SUCH trailer trash.

    BRB I gotta feed some children in China.
    __________________

    Mother Teresa called. She wants her life back.
    ——
    I really shouldn’t have laughed….. but I did. XD

  • baybay

    PLEASE FUCK MY BRAINS OUT JOE

  • Xiomy

    Kpurity said:

    I might sound creepy, but I’ve been reading the Taylor and Joe posers since the first page.. Proof that I have no life XD

    How’s everyone tonight?(:
    ——
    That’s okay. I’ve been on OU since I woke up. LOL. Now I’m a loser.

    I’m doing fine. Except for the pile of homework that my idiot of a brain told me to hold off ’til last minute.

    —-

    HA, same here. Have to do a whole bunch of Biology crap for tomorrow.
    Yet I’m still here creepin’
    Dang, OU has taken over my life lol.

    I love your icon, is that baby Nicky?
    Gotta love the child :)

  • Eneyi

    Nick Jonas said:
    one lasr chance!
    someone marry me!
    (fangirls, shutup)
    —–
    Damn.

  • Rozy

    Well it’s true. I cant stand that boy
    ——–
    Me neither
    ——-
    All my friends think he’s “HAWTOMGZ.”
    When I talk about him in front of them they’re like
    “OMFGFFFFUUUUUU”

  • Anonymous

    And you know that how?

    you know what Nick buys?

    That’s kinda- creepy.

  • elieaa

    eneyi

    which had nothing to do with a beverage. trying to convince MP to stay for longer cause i’m seriously depressed. I’m back on the i hate TO bandwagon officially.I’ practiccally driving it

  • Justin Bieber

    Yo! Miley, I’ll do the remix of “When I look at you” with you. We goin’ #1 on the charts! ONLY YOU MILEY!

  • Kpurity

    Oh gosh Chuck, who is it now?
    I think it’s Nicholas. The way his hands are positioned.

  • jjean

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 09:11 pm
    Eneyi said:

    Rozy said:
    Eneyi said:
    Roxy said:

    Hey dawg, yo’ shawty’s annoyin’ me. Stop sayin’ shawty, or you’ll have your fourteen year old arse wedgied.
    ;-;
    ————
    LMAO trufax.
    _______________

    Well it’s true. I cant stand that boy
    ——–
    Me neither.

    Me too.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    DinoGirl said:

    Rozy said:

    Of COURSE I will. :D
    I’ve been an Oceanupper since, maybe, eh…four months or so?
    I’ve just never had any will to join. X)
    And after this night…WHOA. :D
    _____________________________________

    Haha.
    It’s totally worth it – there are some really hilarious people on OceanUp.
    ____________________________

    yea, like me.
    my life is epic.
    be jealous :)

    LOL

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE NILEY BECAUSE…….

  • ImNotAnnoying

    rofl x’D said:

    Taylor Swift said:

    Hey bitchezzz,
    he’s mine.
    back off,

    —-

    lmfao psycho poser.

    —-

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.

    Where is lucas till?!

    probably still under the bed.

  • Goldengal11

    Want a plane that loops the loop. Me, I want a Hula-Hoop. We can hardly stand the wait, please Christmas don’t be late.

  • Goldengal11

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    i used a hotmail account
    _________________

    LOL @ your icon!

  • Angela.

    Kpurity said:

    Okay, I’m so lost.

    Are the dolls for real?!

    Ugh..I’m such a noob. :/
    ——
    LOL No, they’re not. :P ! rofl.

    ——————————-

    *CRIES*
    ———
    I mean,
    PFFFT, they are so real. So, about the 300 dollars?

    ————————————-

    Yipee!

    Charge it, please. ;D

  • Taylor JONAS-Swift

    Joe Jonas said:

    Hey Joe Jonas! What’s up? How do you feel about AJ Michalka?
    _____________________________

    Oh AJ? She’s cool. We’re still very good friends.

    And she’s still hot :)

    ——

    uh oh.
    another bitch to hide in the basement..
    damn.

    i’ll be back.

  • DinoGirl

    *spits out soda*

    Taylor’s having the baby!

    I wonder if it’ll look like Bieber – wait, it’s a baby, of course it will.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    KP its OBVS. Nicholas. :)
    i love his bum.

  • Anonymous

    Oh OU insider # 76845834=2-39844753-=

    when did i say i was an insider idiot!fyi i asked her when i noticed the tag and she explained it to me, shes very nice and prettier in person……besides to you always carry a camera on you?

  • DinoGirl

    Nick jonas said:

    wait, aol accounts dont work?
    _________________________________

    AOL e-mail domains didn’t work for me and multiple people.
    =/
    So I don’t think so.

    Yahoo e-mails only take like 3 minutes to make, though.

  • Ms. Laurl23

    Like Build A Bear…LMFAO…holy shit..

    I want to stuff my Joe doll…and my chip…Gotta find you with a mix of look you in the Eyes..

    xxxxxx

    LMAO my brother is buying me one. I would love to buy a Joe doll, but instead they come out with these bears. I think they are afraid that Build A Bear will all of a sudden become a Sex Toy Shop.

  • Joe Jonas

    aww, your so cute. ;D
    you don’t have to hide your love for me.

    and i’m not afraid of big rob.
    incase you haven’t noticed his fatass
    is like 20 times my size x’D
    JK! cause i love you. and big rob. <3 :)
    ___________________________________

    …Just stop talking to me Taylor.

    I DO NOT LOVE YOU.
    Your physco.

  • Miley Cyrus

    I AM the only Miley on this post. Other people psstt need to step down. EHEM.

  • Nick jonas

    this will take a sec, stupid iphone.

    brb

  • Ms.aNonymous

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:17 pm
    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    For all those inquiring about Team HH & The IJ Crew, Please add your name to the following list:

    Okay I’ll play along..LOL

    1.Ms.aNonymous or

    2.

    3.

    4.

    5.Ms.aNonymous…lol..dont make me be last chair..lol

    6.

    7.

    8.

    9.

    10.

    etc..

  • ImNotAnnoying

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.
    ________________________________________

    Taylor, stop flattering yourself.

    Touch me and I’ll sick Big Rob on you.

    I’m not kidding.

    ———-

    aww, your so cute. ;D
    you don’t have to hide your love for me.

    and i’m not afraid of big rob.
    incase you haven’t noticed his fatass
    is like 20 times my size x’D
    JK! cause i love you. and big rob. <3 :)

    this is making me giggle! haha!

  • Rozy

    Nick Jonas said:
    one lasr chance!
    someone marry me!
    (fangirls, shutup)
    —–
    Damn.
    ——–
    FAWK. D:
    Eh. More of a Joe person anyways. X)
    Just thought I’d jump at the chance

  • Rozy

    Oookay. Made ma Yahoo. Now time to make the OU account. :D

  • iwannakissjoe

    Joe looks so good in that red shirt and leather jacket in the video, especially when he smiles…awww.

    Wish we could have understood what they were saying.

  • Nickjonas

    oh my god selenA

    i
    kevin walked in as i was writinh the note. we deviously lied to hear the truth.. but i sidnt expect this.

  • Kpurity

    Nick jonas, ChuckNorris is your butt.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    aww, your so cute. ;D
    you don’t have to hide your love for me.

    and i’m not afraid of big rob.
    incase you haven’t noticed his fatass
    is like 20 times my size x’D
    JK! cause i love you. and big rob. <3 :)
    ___________________________________

    …Just stop talking to me Taylor.

    I DO NOT LOVE YOU.
    Your physco.

    true dat!

  • jjean

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 06:29 pm
    Taylor Swift said:

    jjean said:

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 06:19 pm
    Taylor Swift said:

    rofl x’D said:

    Taylor Swift said:

    Hey bitchezzz,
    he’s mine.
    back off,

    —-

    lmfao psycho poser.

    —-

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.

    Where is lucas till?!

    ——–
    in the basement with the guys that don’t love me.

    oh, and camilla.

    Well, let him go! He’s never done anything bad to you! You can keep camille, though.;)

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    DinoGirl said:

    Rofl.

    Chuck, you commented right under me.

    And our icons look like they strangely connect.
    Like, as one picture.
    But in a fun house mirror kinda way.
    xD
    _____________

    HAHAHA
    THEY DO look like they connect.
    its just missing a little tummy area.
    and my legs look like theyve been enlarged, cause they arent the same size as your body.

  • Rozy

    Justin Bieber said:

    Yo! Miley, I’ll do the remix of “When I look at you” with you. We goin’ #1 on the charts! ONLY YOU MILEY!
    ______________________________

    MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MA FADDA. PREPARE TO DIE!

  • Goldengal11

    Rozy said:

    Oookay. Made ma Yahoo. Now time to make the OU account. :D
    ________________

    Yay!

  • Angela.

    HaHa. I was looking for a “sarcastic clapping” gif. I know they did a skit on SNL once with that but couldn’t find it.

    ————————————–

    Me too.

    Haha..took me awhile to get a right gif. ;))

  • Nick Jonas

    No, miley.
    I love you.
    You know what..I’m osrry mom, but,
    Miles,
    will you marry me?

  • Joe Jonas

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Hey Justin! it’s Miley again! Do you like want to record a song with me? It’s the remix to “When I look at you” All you have to do is add your voice in. It’s gonna be a HIT!

    __________________________________

    Miley, come on and forget about him.

    It’s you and me now :)

  • THETRUTH

    Rozy said:

    Justin Bieber said:

    Hey guys, make sure you subscribe to my channel on youtube! Yo, where is Usher? I need a ride to the store!
    _________________________

    -throws Holy Water-
    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! D:
    ———–
    i just said that to my nephew.
    while holding his head in my hands…he looked confused..i told him i was ” saving him” with a creepy smile :D

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Goldengal11 said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    i used a hotmail account
    _________________

    LOL @ your icon!
    __________________

    LOL what one is it now?

    i cant see it yet.

    are you talking about the jean bum
    or the baseball bum?

  • jerseygirl

    Ms. Laurl23
    Nov 8, 2009 @ 05:41 pm
    Ms. Laurl23 said:

    Ms.Laurl – I got the JONAS bear for my sister. Also bought the song chip to go into it. It is the CUTEST.THING.EVER!

    I may keep it for myself. ;)

    xxxxxxx

    You should just buy another one! I told my brother to buy me one for Christmas…. We are debating getting the soundchip if it goes on during the night….PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! Hehe
    ———————-
    I just may have to. The store by me says they’re selling quit and won’t be getting more. So I snatched it up. I should grab another one.

    As for the soundchip, it’s only supposed to go off if you squeeze it. But I also got a little JONAS bandana for the dog and it came with a dog tag. :)

  • Eneyi

    Rozy said:
    Well it’s true. I cant stand that boy
    ——–
    Me neither
    ——-
    All my friends think he’s “HAWTOMGZ.”
    When I talk about him in front of them they’re like
    “OMFGFFFFUUUUUU”
    ——
    lol same. Even if I were to like him I would feel like the worlds biggest pedo. He looks like he’s 12 T.T

  • Rozy

    Ooooh. I’m so excited. I’m literally shaking. X)

  • Angela.

    Well, I’ll step away for a while.

    Ugh, it’s Monday tomorrow. D;

    I’ll catch you all later.

    Peace out.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Want a plane that loops the loop. Me, I want a Hula-Hoop. We can hardly stand the wait, please Christmas don’t be late.
    —-
    haha! where did you get that from?

  • Taylor Lautner

    Dude, it’s not my kid.

    I didn’t screw with her.

    And ahhh, no thanks. You can have her.

    T squared, baby.

    ———-

    Joe, grow upp and be a man.
    ________________

    LOL!

    Seriously, Joe.
    What would your fans think about you abandoning your child?

  • Xiomy

    Internet is not working, commenting from phone.
    Goodnight everyone.

    Or should I say Nelena, Moe and.. Taylor-Camilla? O_o

    Talk ya later Eneyi.
    PS: Have I told you that I love your icon? ;)

  • Rozy

    spits out soda*

    Taylor’s having the baby!

    I wonder if it’ll look like Bieber – wait, it’s a baby, of course it will.
    ___________________

    -throws popcorn out the window-

    IT WILL HAVE HER EYES. I KNOW IT. :D

  • CHUCKNORRIS’WIFE

    CHUCKNORRIS,

    can I spank you?

  • Goldengal11

    Ahhh, this song is still amazing. WTF happened to her?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUOcQnWbk_U

  • Taylor Swift

    jjean said:

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 06:19 pm
    Taylor Swift said:

    rofl x’D said:

    Taylor Swift said:

    Hey bitchezzz,
    he’s mine.
    back off,

    —-

    lmfao psycho poser.

    —-

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.

    Where is lucas till?!

    ——–
    in the basement with the guys that don’t love me.

    oh, and camilla.

  • iLoveChrisBrown

    woww this post is funny lol.

  • jjean

    Nov 8, 2009 @ 09:13 pm
    Justin Bieber said:

    Yo! Miley, I’ll do the remix of “When I look at you” with you. We goin’ #1 on the charts! ONLY YOU MILEY!

    I have a question, Justin. You say you’re 15, but I know that’s a lie. How old are you really?

  • Goldengal11

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    Goldengal11 said:

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    i used a hotmail account
    _________________

    LOL @ your icon!
    __________________

    LOL what one is it now?

    i cant see it yet.

    are you talking about the jean bum
    or the baseball bum?
    _______________

    LOL yes.

  • Kpurity

    LOL KP, i knew you would love it :)
    ———
    When I first saw it was like, “Oh God.. is that seriously Chucks’ icon..?”
    Haha, I’m afraid to know what icon is after this one.. LOL

  • Taylor Jonas-Swift

    Mrs. Josephh Adam Jonas.
    Mrs Jonas-Swift
    Mrs Taylor Alison Jonas-Swift..
    i can’t decide!

  • Miley Cyrus

    Not now Justin sweety! Taylor’s water just broke!! To like……. UCLA medical center right now YA’LL RIGHT NOW!

  • Kpurity

    I’m watching the new JONAS. It’s making me crave cookies but all I have are animal crackers. :\

  • ImNotAnnoying

    rofl x’D said:

    Taylor Swift said:

    Hey bitchezzz,
    he’s mine.
    back off,

    —-

    lmfao psycho poser.

    —-

    I’m serious. Joe is mine. We’re meant to be.
    So you fan girls need to shutup about how cute he is. He’s mine. I own him.

    …. he’s on my bed. OH. BURN.

    Where is lucas till?!

    ——–
    in the basement with the guys that don’t love me.

    oh, and camilla.
    ——
    LMFAO

  • Joe Jonas

    Joe, grow upp and be a man.
    _________________________________

    no way dude, you be the man.

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    yea, like me.
    my life is epic.
    be jealous :)

    LOL
    _______________________________

    Lucky peanut butter!
    I’m as jealous as jelly.
    :]

  • Eneyi

    Hello people on this post. How is everyone doing? :)

  • Selena Gomez

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Selena Gomez said:

    Miley is SUCH trailer trash.

    BRB I gotta feed some children in China.
    __________________

    Mother Teresa called. She wants her life back.
    __________________

    Wow, how immature was that Miley? You’re obviously jealous of me.

    BY the way people. I’m a vegan now! Save the animals!! Wait…..are pickles vegan?

    http://www.peta.org/

  • Demi Lovato

    Miley, you’re sooo freakin amazing! I only talk to you for publicity.

    Anyway, It’s alright. Selena is a whore and she’s just mad because no one talks about her.

  • Selena gomez

    oh my god nick!
    is it really you?

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Kpurity said:

    Nick jonas, ChuckNorris is your butt.
    ________________________

    thanks alot you tattle tail.
    *blushes*
    hi nick :)