Joe Jonas Demi Lovato Kiss CONFIRMED

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Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato will lock lips in their new Disney Channel Original Movie Camp Rock 2, according to Tiger Beat. TB also confirmed: Mitchie tries to save Camp Rock from being shut down. Nick’s character, Nate, has a love interest. Camp Rock has a more hippie feel to it.

Kevin’s character is helping the Jr. Rockers. There will be a kiss between Mitchie and Shane! A new music camp, Camp Star, rivals Camp Rock. Tess Tyler leaves Camp Rock for Camp Star. The Final Jam is a battle to see which camp has the strong talent.

  • Anonymous

    i agree with you!!

  • LAURENJ-

    Anonymous said:

    Team Joe and Nick all the way!
    ________________
    CORRECTION

    Team kevin, Joe and Nick all the way!!!
    afterall there is 3 of them and they are called The Jonas brothers for a reason…
    Thankyou

  • rashelly

    Well duh.

  • Almost Blue

    Um okay.

  • ddlover1811

    YAY :D
    FINALLY !

  • Christine

    I know!!!!! eeeppp!!! can’t wait to see it.

  • kelsey123

    ewww, i just find JEMI such an awkward couple. i feel like theyre more brother and sister.. it’s just wierd.

  • Anonymous

    Oh damn, shits about to go down.

  • Anonymous

    Im guessing that’s why their dating now. You know since that kiss they probably liked it and send that whole brother/sister thing out the window.

  • Anonymous

    A tiny little peck wanna bet? lol

  • Anonymous

    and were does it say this? :S

  • brianaheart19

    Kevin will be helping out the Jr Rockers. Why does that crack me up so much…oh wait because Kevin’s chacter is a totaly ditz. I bet one of them will build him a bird house. Hack, deserves more then a bird house.

    And, another on screen kiss with Joe. Demi and Chelsea are lucky. They get to kiss each other and get no drama out of it just because their friends.

  • imsocool

    I KNEW IT!!

    it’s soooo easy to predict Disney movies….

  • Anonymous

    Wow this is interesting.. Here we go with the Jemi comments..

  • DinoGirl

    Would have been cute in the first Camp Rock. :]
    But now, it’ll be like watching a brother and sister kiss.

  • Anonymous

    OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG i’m not jelous.. BUT aaaaah i wanna be demi xD

  • Anonymous

    BIG DEAL CHELSEA & JOE KISSED ALREADY! woo hoo

  • Anonymous

    nick will probably kiss his girl too. dont wanna overload the teenies with tmi on that one

  • Lauura_x

    Ah Jemi Kiss?!

    I definetly wanna be Demi *wink wink*
    ahhaha

  • duckling;P

    excitedd. it will be much better than mitchie and shanes hand holding =P

    also i doubt they’d have nick kiss anyonee. to many girls would go insane =P

  • Ignorance01

    And here comes the Jemi fans -_-

  • Bre

    *Runs around in a circle screaming* Yes! I kinda figured there would be one but CONFRAMATION!(sp?) YES!

  • Anonymous

    Demi only wants to kiss Hayley Williams now. ahah! good exemple!

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if they “PRACTICED” the kissing scene! Practice makes perfect! :)

  • Anonymous

    it’s alright it’s okey (?)

  • Anonymous

    hi i love when you sing

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:05 am
    kelsey123 said:
    ewww, i just find JEMI such an awkward couple. i feel like theyre more brother and sister.. it’s just wierd.

    ahhh someone who agrees :D Jemi should be nothing more than a myth

  • Anonymousrrr

    Anonymous said:
    Shouldn’t it be Shane and Mitchie kiss confirmed since they are characters in the movie? OceanUP sucks a$$.
    —-
    thats what I was thinking…..
    —–
    but of course OU likes to start stuff so……

    Misleading title #4657

    Wonder what the next one will be….

  • Anonymous

    I hope Joe tounges her…

  • Anonymous

    nicks a jerk! he pretends hes sick but he was with courtney and yet he cant go to demis party!

  • Anonymous

    courtney galiano is performing at the amas.— Wonder how she got that job? cough Jonas cough

  • Led Zep fan xoxo

    Anonymous said:

    :)— just nooooooooooo Epic failure! RIP JB—–OH HATER OH HATER…. WHY SO MUCH HATE?? LOL ——— JONAS SUCKS & JUSTIN BIEBER IS AWESOME!!

    =============

    WARNING: OVERLOAD OF STUPIDITY IN THIS COMMENT ABOVE.

  • stellagirl1993

    It’s not working :l
    i’m trying to upload it full but YT is not doing it! ugh! :(
    i even tried uploading it on photobucket/yahoo/tinypic & none of them work -_-”’ — Dont put the title of the song or say Miley & Timbaland and see what happens..

    tried that nothing :(
    this sucks! -_-”

  • Anonymous

    I totally agree with you..

  • Anonymous

    VIDEO OF KEVIN JUMPING INTO THE ROTTERDAM CROWD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhu0_vhZTXY

  • almasajonasx3

    i agree!

  • Led Zep fan xoxo

    Anonymous said:

    courtney galiano is performing at the amas.— Wonder how she got that job? cough Jonas cough

    ====

    She was a finalist on SYTYCD Jackie…she actually does have a following. If you go on youtube and search her, you’ll see montages of her dancing. She is quite talented. I don’t see her going around blabbing to interviewers about how her and Jonas are besties…

  • Anonymous

    courtney galiano is performing at the amas.— Wonder how she got that job? cough Jonas cough

    ———-

    The Jonas Brothers aren’t even going to be at the AMAs. How would they even get her the job to be a part of it.

    You’re fucking retarded, little girl.

  • jjean

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:50 pm
    jerseygirl said:


    I’ve been to the one in florida. Is that Disneyland or Disneyworld? I always mix them up
    ——————
    Florida – Disneyworld
    California – Disneyland

    Then I have been to Disneyworld. It took a two day ride by train but it was worth it.:)

  • Anonymous

    Syds. said:
    Can someone tell me why on the Party in the USA video on youtube everyone is saying RIP Miley??? — read the notes apparently Miley was in an wreck? wtf??

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    :)— just nooooooooooo Epic failure! RIP JB—–OH HATER OH HATER…. WHY SO MUCH HATE?? LOL ——— JONAS SUCKS & JUSTIN BIEBER IS AWESOME!!
    —-

    Yeah sure…if you’re under 12 years old.

  • Musicislife

    kelsey123 said:

    ewww, i just find JEMI such an awkward couple. i feel like theyre more brother and sister.. it’s just wierd.
    —————————-
    Musicislife says:

    i agree! they’re like brother & sister! being a couple could tear them apart!

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:07 am
    DinoGirl said:
    Would have been cute in the first Camp Rock. :]
    But now, it’ll be like watching a brother and sister kiss.
    —-
    Im starting to think it may just be a peck on the cheek much like in JONAS…. its very awkward still….

  • Lemonade

    =( Aww, let them be. Phew, finally, new post! The Taylor/Selena one was getting annoying and repetitive.

    Anyone have any news on Alyson Stoner? She’s a wicked dancer.

  • Syds.

    read the notes apparently Miley was in an wreck? wtf??
    —————–
    Yeah what…? I’m so fucking confused…

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Who cares. This movie is dumb, why can’t Disney be creative for once.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Whoa guys, the whole RIP thing on PITUSA is fake right???

  • StarLightSTARbright

    Finally!
    Sorry I haven’t been on,and a fun busy wekeend with friends :)

  • Anonymous25

    :)— just nooooooooooo Epic failure! RIP JB—–OH HATER OH HATER…. WHY SO MUCH HATE?? LOL ——— JONAS SUCKS & JUSTIN BIEBER IS AWESOME!!
    —-JUSTIN WHO??…HE HAS HIS DAYS COUNTINGS JUST ONE YEAR AND HES SO OVER!…..LOL

  • Anonymous
  • Syds.

    Whoa guys, the whole RIP thing on PITUSA is fake right???
    —————-
    I have no idea. People are saying a drunk driver was involved. Shit…

  • Delsy

    read the notes apparently Miley was in an wreck? wtf??
    —————–
    Yeah what…? I’m so fucking confused…

    ——

    I am not going to believe it without a confirmation. Last year she died aswell…

  • iloveyouux

    no..

  • StarLightSTARbright

    jjean said:

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:50 pm
    jerseygirl said:


    I’ve been to the one in florida. Is that Disneyland or Disneyworld? I always mix them up
    ——————
    Florida – Disneyworld
    California – Disneyland

    Then I have been to Disneyworld. It took a two day ride by train but it was worth it.:)
    ——
    I love Disneyworld!It took 3 days to go on all the rides twice lol.

  • Syds.

    WTF??? I really don’t know if she’s dead. Oh my God..

  • Anonymous12three

    Anonymous said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEiQkyVB2mg
    ___
    That was random… but now i have make-up tips. :P

  • cony

    Wow.Just wow.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:07 am
    DinoGirl said:

    Would have been cute in the first Camp Rock. :]
    But now, it’ll be like watching a brother and sister kiss.
    ———————
    This.

  • Anonymous

    errrm what are you talking about?

  • cony

    Let me check if she “died” or not on the news,brb.

  • Anonymous

    Shit no!!! Nicky would NEVER fake sick and MISS HIS FIRST CONCERT!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Her opening act was techno rock band Metro Station, co-fronted by her older Trace Cyrus, who felt the need to explain why he was there–despite the popularity of the band’s 2008 “Shake It.’’
    “My little sister fought to get us on the tour,’’ he gratefully announced. ——-awwww No wonder Trace is so appreciative. Love the Cyrus Family!

  • JonasGirl001

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:15 pm
    jerseygirl said:
    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:12 pm
    jjean said:

    JonasGirl001 said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:58 am
    Anonymous said:
    Nick Jonas is a really good kisser. I was at a party once in NYC and he was there and we hooked up in the bathroom.
    ——
    and Im secretly dating Joe Jonas

    Prove it! Either way it’s not going to stop me.
    ———————
    Both of you clowns – back away from my husband.
    ——–
    Ohhh realllyyyyyy hahahahaha im actually dating a guy named adam :)

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    *Hollas* :P

  • Anonymous

    Do you guys believe that demi was drunk last night?

  • LAURENJ-

    jjeans

    Hi there babes…How’s it all going…great I hope….missed so much over the last few days and Im trying to catch up LOL….

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:16 pm
    LAURENJ- said:
    JonasGirl001 said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:11 pm
    LAURENJ- said:
    WHERE ARE ALL MY JONAS SISTERS????? holla now if you can…kthx….
    ——
    *hollas

    ___________________
    Hey there GF…How r we today????
    We need a better post and make it into another epic one because we ROCK…LOL
    ————–
    LOL :) im just texting my friend cuz her sister just had a baby and its adorable :D and I have a failed attempt at completing my homework….

  • Anonymous

    2 can play that game. Im going to fucking post jb reviews on her posts. :|

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:14 pm
    jerseygirl said:

    Hey laurenj! I’m in and out here. Trying to get work done but just can’t stop myself from refreshing this page. LOL

    Tell me about it. I’m 2 & 1/4 pages into a four page paper that is due tomorrow. And yet, here I am on OU.

  • jerseygirl

    replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:17 pm
    JonasGirl001 said:

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:15 pm
    jerseygirl said:
    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:12 pm
    jjean said:

    JonasGirl001 said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:58 am
    Anonymous said:
    Nick Jonas is a really good kisser. I was at a party once in NYC and he was there and we hooked up in the bathroom.
    ——
    and Im secretly dating Joe Jonas

    Prove it! Either way it’s not going to stop me.
    ———————
    Both of you clowns – back away from my husband.
    ——–
    Ohhh realllyyyyyy hahahahaha im actually dating a guy named adam :)
    ————————–
    You can keep on dating Adam then. Stay away from Joseph. ;)

  • JonasGirl001

    ——–
    Ohhh realllyyyyyy hahahahaha im actually dating a guy named adam :)
    ————————–
    You can keep on dating Adam then. Stay away from Joseph. ;)
    —————————
    *chuckles* hehehehehe……he

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:18 pm
    jjean said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:14 pm
    jerseygirl said:

    Hey laurenj! I’m in and out here. Trying to get work done but just can’t stop myself from refreshing this page. LOL

    Tell me about it. I’m 2 & 1/4 pages into a four page paper that is due tomorrow. And yet, here I am on OU
    ———————–
    I’m trying to finish an article for journalism. And it has absolutely nothing to do with the Jonas Brothers so I really have no business being here.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    Do you guys believe that demi was drunk last night?
    ———
    Yes! And the pope was there, too!

  • Anonymous

    omg! stfu about miley!

  • Anonymous

    “It’s piercing my eardrums,’’ one wailed to her parents.
    But before she took the stage, Miley proved she could still connect with her fan base.
    As they waited for her show audience members were invited to text messages to the star which were displayed on huge neon signs.
    “Look @ us pls. We <3 U.’’
    “Hi Miley, we are naming our new puppy after you.’’
    Eventually, Miley, or someone posing as Miley, texted back.
    “I can almost hear you! When you make enough noise, I’ll start the show.’’
    They did. And she emerged as the messages continued to scroll.
    “I am soo excited to be here. Oh my god, Miley rocks!’’
    “We lovvvvveeeee you Miley!’’
    They must have been loud enough because later in the show, she announced that the Newark crowd was one of the loudest, even louder than Omaha. http://www.nj.com/entertainment/music/index.ssf/2009/11/miley_cyrus_at_newarks_prudent.html

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    increasetehhPEACE said:

    Anonymous said:

    VOTE for the MILEY CYRUS and spread the word to all your friends!

    Here’s the link to vote!
    http://www.vh1.com/interact/shows/top_20_celebs_gone_good/vote.jhtml
    _________
    Sorry, ive voted Jb, they’ve worked really hard this year X]
    _
    I voted jonas brothers too, they really have been/did work hard this year. Nick needs a break from song writting he works too hard !

    Plus im not really a kevin girl but your icon is hot ! :p

  • jjean

    JonasGirl001 said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:58 am
    Anonymous said:
    Nick Jonas is a really good kisser. I was at a party once in NYC and he was there and we hooked up in the bathroom.
    ——
    and Im secretly dating Joe Jonas

    Prove it! Either way it’s not going to stop me.

  • Anonymous

    i am so fuckin sick of this movie and it isn’t even out yet

    also jackie get the hell out of this post

  • Stephanie176

    chloe bidges looks like a fricken fish
    and who cares, the kiss is prob gonna be like 2 seconds, no toungues

  • Anonymous

    Miley Cyrus show at Newark’s Prudential Center: The little girls understand
    By Carrie Stetler
    November 08, 2009, 3:36PM

    Miley Cyrus sings during her performance at Prudential Center in Newark on 11/07/09 (Mitsu Yasukawa/ The Star-Ledger)
    There was no pole dancing, and no blonde wigs, at the at Miley Cyrus’ Wonder World concert at the Prudential Center in Newark last night.
    There was some undulating in leather hot pants, yes. But despite the mini-scandals that have dogged Miley since her “Best of Both Worlds’’ show two years ago–including an awards show appearance where she flaunted an apparent pole-dancing move– Cyrus kept it clean.
    The 16-year-old star thrilled the arena full of tweens with an elaborate stage show that had her flying above the audience twice: Once on a motorcycle and once in a flouncy white gown and striped knee socks.

    During her final number, as she belted out her hit ballad “The Climb,’’ Miley’s voice was echoed by thousands of girls as they rose to their feet in unison, waving glow sticks and lit-up cell phones.
    At her Prudential concert two years ago, during the peak of “Hannah mania’’ there were many little girls dressed like Hannah Montana, her Disney Channel alter ego, and Cyrus spent half the concert in her signature wig, singing songs from the show.
    This time around, she didn’t sing any of her “Hannah’’ hits, but her audience looked pretty much the same–minus the fake hair.
    Her opening act was techno rock band Metro Station, co-fronted by her older Trace Cyrus, who felt the need to explain why he was there–despite the popularity of the band’s 2008 “Shake It.’’
    “My little sister fought to get us on the tour,’’ he gratefully announced.

  • Anonymous

    KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:12 pm
    jjean said:
    JonasGirl001 said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:58 am
    Anonymous said:
    Nick Jonas is a really good kisser. I was at a party once in NYC and he was there and we hooked up in the bathroom.
    ——
    and Im secretly dating Joe Jonas

    Prove it! Either way it’s not going to stop me.

    Lol…. if you look at the first comment, u’ll understand, AND get ur HANDS off JOE!

  • Anonymous

    The crowd was comprised of grade school girls who showed up with their parents, oblivious to Miley’s tabloid appearances, and young teens who knew about the pole dancing incident and the back-baring “Vanity Fair’ photo shoot last year, but didn’t care.
    Jackie Webb, 16, of Basking Ridge said it wasn’t a big deal, “She’s growing up. She’s older now and her songs are better.’’
    “She’s so inspiring,’’ gushed her friend Lauren Colfer, 16, also from Basking Ridge.
    A group of tweens from Mansfield were just as ardent. Brooke Salay and Cassie Jingoli, both 12, and their friend, eleven-year-old Ashley Calder of Virginia had their face spainted with the words “Miley Cyrus.’’ They carried day-glo signs reading, “We Love U Miley.’’
    Mom Reesa Weingold of West Orange, who brought her eight-year-old twins, Emily and Zachary, and their freind Hannah McCrone, defended Cyrus against the kind of bad press that got her voted “Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009’’ recently in an AOL poll.
    “That didn’t affect me at all,’’ she said. Her kids knew nothing about that. In their eyes, Miley Cyrus was a “good role model,’’ she said.
    “She’s cool,’’ raved Emily.
    “Miley sings a little better than Hannah Montana,’’ Zachary added judiciously.
    Onstage, Miley displayed all the poise, energy and showmanship of a Vegas headliner, stalking fiercely through lite-Metal numbers like “Kicking and Screaming’’ and ripping into ballads with the steely determination of a diva.
    Her fans danced, stomped and shrieked, although there were signs that the youngest weren’t ready for Miley’s rocker chick side.
    When her guitarists fired off some Van Halenesque solos, complete with shrill feedback, several girls in the audience covered their ears.

  • LAURENJ-

    Clarification really quick: Who is ‘Shit’?
    ____________________
    according to Jerseygirl
    put Shane & Mitchie together and you get SHIT…..LOL

  • Anonymous

    “It’s piercing my eardrums,’’ one wailed to her parents.
    But before she took the stage, Miley proved she could still connect with her fan base.
    As they waited for her show audience members were invited to text messages to the star which were displayed on huge neon signs.
    “Look @ us pls. We <3 U.’’
    “Hi Miley, we are naming our new puppy after you.’’
    Eventually, Miley, or someone posing as Miley, texted back.
    “I can almost hear you! When you make enough noise, I’ll start the show.’’
    They did. And she emerged as the messages continued to scroll.
    “I am soo excited to be here. Oh my god, Miley rocks!’’
    “We lovvvvveeeee you Miley!’’
    They must have been loud enough because later in the show, she announced that the Newark crowd was one of the loudest, even louder than Omaha. http://www.nj.com/entertainment/music/index.ssf/2009/11/miley_cyrus_at_n

  • Anonymous

    msoceanupwhaat?! said:

    increasetehhPEACE said:

    Anonymous said:

    VOTE for the MILEY CYRUS and spread the word to all your friends!

    Here’s the link to vote!
    http://www.vh1.com/interact/shows/top_20_celebs_gone_good/vote.jhtm
    _______
    Im not going to lie…. I have voted for Jb…. more than a few times aswell! Hopfuly i wont break Vh1′s system XD

  • jerseygirl

    Hey laurenj! I’m in and out here. Trying to get work done but just can’t stop myself from refreshing this page. LOL

  • Anonymous

    the only kissing scene jason would have is with a guy

  • jjean

    Holla!

  • Anonymous

    Why does someone keep posting Miley concert reviews? Enough. No one cares about her.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:12 pm
    jjean said:

    JonasGirl001 said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:58 am
    Anonymous said:
    Nick Jonas is a really good kisser. I was at a party once in NYC and he was there and we hooked up in the bathroom.
    ——
    and Im secretly dating Joe Jonas

    Prove it! Either way it’s not going to stop me.
    ———————
    Both of you clowns – back away from my husband.

  • LAURENJ-

    JonasGirl001 said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:11 pm
    LAURENJ- said:
    WHERE ARE ALL MY JONAS SISTERS????? holla now if you can…kthx….
    ——
    *hollas

    ___________________
    Hey there GF…How r we today????
    We need a better post and make it into another epic one because we ROCK…LOL

  • Anonymous

    LAURENJ- said:
    WHERE ARE ALL MY JONAS SISTERS????? holla now if you can…kthx….
    ________
    I wouldnt “holla” even if i knew what it ment lmao :)

  • stellagirl1993

    Why does it take so long to upload a video??

  • jerseygirl

    I cannot believe this goddamn idiot with the Miley concert reviews is still at it.

    Fucking loser.

  • iloveyouux

    but seriously if miley actually died it would be on every single channel….

  • Emily Ford

    Is it bad that I’m the only one dying laughing at my own song/death comments?
    ————————
    Isn’t that the way it always is around here?

    And seriously – your icon is butt ugly. Change it. :p

    —-

    Hahahahaha. I was like legit cracking up at those 4 little song deaths I made up.

    And I find it quite funny. Yours looks like a pedo mugshot.

  • Anonymous

    Apparently, I can. So stop being a bitch to my friends, grow a pair of balls, go to your bed, and get out of my life.

    LOL. I made a point so now your mad ? That’s pathetic. I’m not being a bitch, your just mad that I told you off & all your friends. YOU STARTED IT, now you can’t handle it ? HA. :)

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    I cntt typ wiff th3se h00ve$ by Trace Cyrus

    Seriously, that joke doesn’t get old! LOL
    —-

    I know! Haha, it makes me LOL forever :D

  • Charlotte-x-

    This just in: Perez couldn’t handle all this drama at once. He exploded and died too. Guess it’s not just Disney affected by this… SHIT! One of US could be next… *fastens seatbelt*

  • Charlotte-x-

    Come on lets think of other names for Justin Bieber perfume!

    Must say I do like the one I made up, Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow :)
    -
    One Less Smelly Girl by Justin Bieber

  • Pixita

    Party in My Pants by Joe Jonas

  • Charlotte-x-

    Doesn’t Matter What This Perfume Smells Like, I’ll Still Smell by R Patz.

    I Just Got Another Tattoo (MY SISTER IS MILEY CYRUS) by Trace Cyrus

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    YOUTUBE COMMENT:
    UsernameInvalidTBH (6 seconds ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam It just was on FOX.

    It’s hard to understand, you? will be missed.
    R.I.P. Miley
    __________
    IS THIS TRUE? Way it just on fox ?

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I don’t give a fuck about spelling. I mean your a stupid person for talking about death like it’s NOTHING, KARMA is a bitch.
    ——
    Okay look you don’t like this post but your being rude. If you don’t like this post LEAVE! Don’t make your self look like an idiot. You don’t have to cause drama.

  • JonasGirl001

    “kiss me and we’ll see where it heads”-joe jonas

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    au de dirty by Robert Pattinson

  • Melissa=)

    LOOL at the coment saying “demi died because she didn remember december hahahah ! omg im creasing. ahahhahh !
    ——-
    WTF is creasing. I don’t even want to know.
    ===============
    yeah. never heard of the word creasing before.

  • DinoGirl

    Charlotte-x- said:

    I’m Gonna Write A Song About How You Smell by Taylor Swift
    ___________________________________________
    Three, four…

    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
    What are they feeding you?
    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
    It’s not your fault

    They won’t take you to the vet
    You’re obviously not their favorite pet
    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
    It’s not your fault

    You may not be a bed of roses
    You’re not friend to those with noses
    I’ll miss you before we’re done
    Or the world will smell as one

    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
    What are they feeding you?
    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
    It’s not your fault

    Oh are we done?

    One, two, what’s that smell?

    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
    What are they feeding you?
    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
    You’re getting fat

    I think that I’m gonna be sick
    It’s your ears, and nose and pick
    Part of it, tempt me

    One, two, what’s that smell?

    All the dogs in the neighborhood
    Are saying this for your own good
    What, you’re fat, so you can’t run
    No fun, I bet, No fun

    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
    Porno makes you eat like that
    I saw you in the shopping mall

    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
    It’s not your fault,
    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
    It’s not your fault
    Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
    It’s not your fault

    We know what was in your food
    They say it might affect your mood

    You smell like something dead

    One, two, what’s that smell?

    Yeah, that’s not the song

  • brianaheart19

    Pickles are my best friend – Selena Gomez

  • HOLAA

    Who wants to be the first lady? – Nick Jonas
    ———
    hahahahhaha :) <333

  • brianaheart19

    I can come up with a better story then Miley dying. Like her tour bus flying off a bridge.

    I’m not hating, I’m just saying this whole thing is totally unorginal.

  • jerseygirl

    replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:14 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Says the person who misspells “You’re”.

    I don’t give a fuck about spelling. I mean your a stupid person for talking about death like it’s NOTHING, KARMA is a bitch.
    ———————
    Hahahaha! I’m going to DIE????????

    Newsflash sweet pea – we’re ALL going to die someday. Might as well enjoy some chuckles along the way.

  • YouBelongWithMe
  • blingbling

    bipolar-taylor swift

  • THETRUTH

    fuck i secretly love eminem-mariah carey

  • iFail2Much

    but seriously if miley actually died it would be on every single channel….

    Every TV channel, on twitter, everywhere on youtube (Not just PITUSA video), google, just everywhere.

    People really need to do something productive with their lives.

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    LOOL at the coment saying “demi died because she didn remember december hahahah ! omg im creasing. ahahhahh !
    ——-
    WTF is creasing. I don’t even want to know.
    ___
    Lmao at the world creasing :P
    People say that in the uk btw…

  • jerseygirl

    “Welcome to My Basement” – Taylor Swift

  • Emily Ford

    Fwied Wice by Brenda Song
    ________________________________

    That’s sooooooo so wrong.
    But it literally made me LOL.
    x]

    —-

    She also has a Christmas edition:

    Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra by Brenda Song
    ————————
    And her perfume – “Me So Horny”

    —-

    ROFLROFLROFL!
    This Ain’t No Shit From Hollister by Joe Jonas

  • xLOVExME

    My Mommy Says I’m Tall – Justin bieber

  • MRS JOE JONAS

    I can’t wait for CR2!! it is going to be AMAZINNNG, I bet Joe is a wonderfull kisser I always wanted to see him kiss someone, and with Demi that’ll be intense I don’t LOVE jemi but I think him and Demi are cute together and they kinda have chemistry !! ANYWAY CR2 FTW!!

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    what ever happened to that chick on lizzie mcguire the weird one lizzes best friend not gordo but the chick?

    She did drugs :(
    -
    For real?

    ———-

    You mean Miranda?
    LOL.
    really?

  • Danaaa

    “Nice face” by Joe Jonas

  • Danaaa

    Honor Society by Jonas brothers

  • Anonymous

    Burnin up – The Jonas Brothers

  • cony

    She is not dead. I just checked 5 minutes ago.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    survey:i hate trolls

  • Anonymous
  • LAURENJ-

    Vampires Strike Back = Rob Patz

  • jerseygirl

    “Split Personality” – Demi Lovato

  • Anonymous

    OMG. somehow I ended up there in my youtube search:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1CGukvhq0

  • Syds.

    I try to be ghetto but fail miserably because of my terrible hair cut(only for you shawty)-Justin Beiber

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    I not only used Joe for fame, but for sex too! by Camilla Belle

  • Emily Ford

    Nugget by Justin Bieber

  • Anonymous

    I don’t see the humor in a life ending.
    Society is really fucked.

  • blingbling

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:11 pm
    Anonymous said:

    GTFO if you don’t like it. OU is the breeding ground of immaturity.

    Just shut the fuck up, your a sad pathetic person. I don’t fucking care if this website is about immaturity, I’m not & all of these comments are ridiculous & stupid.

    As charlotte said, “get used to it, bb.
    —-
    what does bb mean? sorry im lost bahah:)

  • Anonymousssssss

    This post is probably the most bipolar thing I have seen since my Grandma.
    -
    You’re Grandma sounds interesting… does she an OU account?

    ——-

    Yeah.. she goes by Jackie (;
    -
    HAHAHA!

    ——-

    So now you know.. Jackie is actually my 98 year old, bipolar Grandma.
    Who knew?

  • itsokSMILE

    hmm maybe it should have been fucks by the jonas brothers

  • dell01

    Pixita said:
    dell01 said:

    LMAO!!

    WTF are we talking about?- dell01

    —-
    Designer perfumes
    —–
    ?? lol ok.

  • DinoGirl

    Charlotte-x- said:

    This just in: Perez couldn’t handle all this drama at once. He exploded and died too. Guess it’s not just Disney affected by this… SHIT! One of US could be next… *fastens seatbelt*
    __________________________________________

    This is like Final Destination.
    0_o

    Who has the seating chart?

  • Danaaa

    jerseygirl said:

    “Welcome the My Basement” – Taylor Swift

    ————–

    “S.O.S!” by Lucas Till

  • LovatoJonass

    Im a horse and proud by trace cyrus

  • DinoGirl

    brianaheart19 said:

    Who wants to be the first lady? – Nick Jonas
    ___________________________________________

    DinoGirl Is Future First Lady by Me

  • iloveyouux

    LMFAO!!!!!!!! peple are tweeting “rip miley” on twitter. ahahahaha (:

  • Anonymous

    DEATH is NOT a fucking joke. I don’t give a fuck if you 10 year olds think it’s funny & a joke, it’s really not. BTW, no doubt a DEMI FAN would think talking about death is a joke …

  • Anonymous

    do ones for chelsea staub, nicole anderson, tiffany thornton and sterling knight please!

  • hpaddictedx

    I like *invented* her, you know what I mean? by Selena Gomez

  • Anonymous

    You belong with me – Taylor Swift

  • Syds.

    I don’t see the humor in a life ending.
    Society is really fucked.
    ————–
    Amen to that.

  • cony

    What about Brenda Song? How did she die?

  • hpaddictedx

    Jackie by Shanna.

  • mgusio

    i think for us.. – jonas brothers

  • xLOVExME

    I Just Got Another Tattoo (MY SISTER IS MILEY CYRUS) by Trace Cyrus

    ….
    I love this comment.

  • Emily Ford

    Well Demi looked….uh….pretty at her party….uhh….

  • Charlotte-x-

    what ever happened to that chick on lizzie mcguire the weird one lizzes best friend not gordo but the chick?

    She did drugs :(
    -
    For real?

    Yup it was meth or something like that.
    -
    Woah. Never knew that… Karma is a bitch so SHE DIED TOO!

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Come on lets think of other names for Justin Bieber perfume!

    Must say I do like the one I made up, Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow :)

    When Am I Going To Hit Puberty by Justin Bieber.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:22 pm
    LAURENJ- said:

    jerseygirl

    Im good babes…I stole them from JHQ…they need to compensate us Jonas Sisters for being the Best Jonas fans Ever…LOL

    Finished with your homework GF???
    —————–
    Yes I am, bb. I’m here to play!!!!!!

    How was your weekend. Mine was great. Fun.

  • brianaheart19

    How to be a gangster – Jonas brothers, Miley Cyrus, and Demi Lovato

  • Melissa=)

    survey:i hate trolls
    =================
    survey:i hate haters.

  • Melissa=)

    Come on lets think of other names for Justin Bieber perfume!

    Must say I do like the one I made up, Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow :)
    -
    One Less Smelly Girl by Justin Bieber
    ===========
    lmfao. i love you. haha.

  • Anonymous

    I look like Gaga by Perez Hilton.

  • THETRUTH

    im freinds with the most popular person at the current time..lady gaga where are you- by miley cyrus

  • Charlotte-x-

    She’s not dead. Calm down.

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:15 pm
    blingbling said:

    survey:i hate ____________??

    I hate haters.

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:53 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Who? by Naked Brothers Band

    good one.:)

  • DinoGirl

    BFF’s By David Archuleta & Justin Bieber

  • CHUCKNORRIS
  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:16 pm
    Emily Ford said:

    Is it bad that I’m the only one dying laughing at my own song/death comments?
    ————————
    Isn’t that the way it always is around here?

    And seriously – your icon is butt ugly. Change it. :p

    —-

    Hahahahaha. I was like legit cracking up at those 4 little song deaths I made up.

    And I find it quite funny. Yours looks like a pedo mugshot.
    ——————–
    You do amuse me sometimes. ;)

    And bitch please. My icon is hot as hell.

    Yours looks likes an anorexic yodeler.

  • A.

    Wait where is the insider that claimed she knew BbGirlSHorty who said stuff about things Demi did?

    I honestly don’t think whatever Demi does is any different from most disney kids. believe it or not, most of them drink, even the JoBros.

    —————–

    Nah.
    Kevin likes to sip at some Santana Champ.
    Joe’s scared he’ll turn out like me.
    Nick is scared he’ll….I won’t finish that thought.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    I HAVE to hold my mommy’s hand on the sidewalk by Justin Bieber

  • YouBelongWithMe

    DEATH is NOT a fucking joke. I don’t give a fuck if you 10 year olds think it’s funny & a joke, it’s really not. BTW, no doubt a DEMI FAN would think talking about death is a joke …
    ——-
    I know it is not a joke but you really need to relax. You are talking to teenagers here. We like to joke around. If you are being insulted please leave and stop making it a big deal.

  • stellagirl1993

    Who is actually interested to listen to the full song “We Belong To Music” ?

  • jerseygirl

    “I’m Too Sexy for Shampoo” – RPatz.

  • Emily Ford

    I’m going to tweet about Miley dying and see how many responses I get.

  • DinoGirl

    SlippinIntoTheL… said:

    what ever happened to that chick on lizzie mcguire the weird one lizzes best friend not gordo but the chick?

    She did drugs :(
    -
    For real?

    ———-

    You mean Miranda?
    LOL.
    really?
    _____________________________________

    Yeah, I heard she caught with crack or something.

    And Eddie from That’s So Raven got arrested for possession.

    Tsk Tsk.

  • Jonas4Canada

    Ahahahahaha!

  • Emilicious

    Kiss My Fat Ass-Tyra Banks
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3u3uWfe7kg

  • Anonymous

    La La Land – Demi lovato

  • cony

    No shit. Dont they have some productive going on in their lives other then saying some-one is dead? Just another question the ponders my mind.

  • Anonymous

    so you hate yourself ? LOL, good to know. :)

  • Nicks Jonas

    Miles I never wanted you to leave I wanted you to stay here holdin’ me. I miss you i miss ya smile and I still shed a tear every once in a while cause even though it’s diffrent now your still here somehow my heart wont let you go and i need you to know I miss you shalalalalala I miss you miles.

  • No Bitchassness

    Lets take promotion to the next level – Jonas Brothers

  • JonasIsBogus

    pitchforks n torches to the cyrus clan- selena’s grandma

  • Emily Ford

    She means seizing not ceasing hahha!

  • hpaddictedx

    Mole by Chelsea Staub

  • Anonymous

    don’t insult gaga like that

  • Emily Ford

    Burnin’ Up….The Charts by Kevin Jonas

  • JonasGirl001

    hmmm……..
    1) miley dying ( i dislike her but i think thats a bit too far)
    2) crazy ppl
    3) jemi lovers
    4) jackie….
    ok this is one weird OU post…

  • Kpurity

    I don’t give a fuck about spelling. I mean your a stupid person for talking about death like it’s NOTHING, KARMA is a bitch.
    ——–
    Chill, man. It’s just stupid how people can make up a rumor about a celebrity being dead with no legit proof and everyone suddenly belives it. They’re just playing around.

  • DinoGirl

    jerseygirl said:

    “Welcome to My Basement” – Taylor Swift
    ________________________________

    *dies*

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Lets take promotion to the next level – Jonas Brothers

    haha x)

  • Melissa=)

    do you like my hooker boots? by noah cyrus

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I can make a better rumor than that.
    ”Miley Cyrus broke up with Liam”

  • Anonymous

    She killed herself weeks ago when she found out Joe had ditched her for the buttchin

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:54 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    Come on lets think of other names for Justin Bieber perfume!

    Must say I do like the one I made up, Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow :)
    -
    One Less Smelly Girl by Justin Bieber
    —————–
    My Momma’s Breast Milk by Justin Bieber

  • Krissy

    Gummy – Miley Cyrus

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    Apparently it was on fox

  • Syds.

    omg im creasing. ahahhahh !
    —————-
    Is that like geeking?? I always geek out.

  • JonasGirl001

    I’m gonna Jump then fall- Taylor Swift

  • Charlotte-x-

    How To Smell Pure, But Really Arn’t by Jonas Brothers

  • Doom
  • cony

    This should be interesting.

  • Charlotte-x-

    GTFO if you don’t like it. OU is the breeding ground of immaturity.

    Just shut the fuck up, your a sad pathetic person. I don’t fucking care if this website is about immaturity, I’m not & all of these comments are ridiculous & stupid.

    As charlotte said, “get used to it, bb.
    —-
    what does bb mean? sorry im lost bahah:)
    -
    Baby :) I say it SO much on here, it’s ridonkulous.

  • Anonymous

    its gonna be a peck… and IM CALLING IT NOW!!! gonna be on the canoe!!!

  • No Bitchassness

    The mighty bushes – Camilla belle

  • HOLAA

    i am suppose to be doing my math homework but instead i am on oceanup.. by me.

  • jerseygirl

    bb = baby.

  • Anonymous

    ~l’irrelevance~

  • ME

    disney is soooo *sigh*

  • hpaddictedx

    You really should stay away from me by Taylor Swift

  • blingbling

    survey: how many of you would wanna be in demi’s place when she kisses joe jonas?
    -
    ME!!
    ______
    yeah hha me to:)

  • Krissy

    Perez got sick of it and ate a bomb..like what Charlotte-x- said..yeahhh its true. :p

  • A.

    Come on lets think of other names for Justin Bieber perfume!

    Must say I do like the one I made up, Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow :)

    When Am I Going To Hit Puberty by Justin Bieber.

    —————-

    LOVE!

  • LovatoJonass

    joe’s my bo by demi lovato

    xD

  • nia

    I GOT HACKED AGAIN – selena gomez

  • lizzie

    like rachel zoe miley cyrus “dies” a lot lol

  • Anonymous

    We’re gonna rock this shit by Miley

  • Emily Ford

    For The Last Time, I’m Not A Wonder Girl by Brenda Song

  • dell01

    Can I play? :)

  • blingbling

    hahah wow. l freakinggg love OCEAN UP AHAH:)

  • Danaaa

    Anonymous said:

    do ones for chelsea staub, nicole anderson, tiffany thornton and sterling knight please!

    —————

    “Replacement” by Sterling Knight

    “RIP” by Chelsea Staub

  • Anonymous

    Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. by Kanye West

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms N

    read your post and liked it…I have to go now but will be back in 2hours time for lunch….take care of yourself…catch up with you later hopefully…will you be on????

  • Emily Ford

    Whoever takes Fox as a serious news channel is fucking retarded.

  • Melissa=)

    DEATH is NOT a fucking joke. I don’t give a fuck if you 10 year olds think it’s funny & a joke, it’s really not. BTW, no doubt a DEMI FAN would think talking about death is a joke …
    ==================
    i wasnt joking about death but i read some of the comments and i laughed. you should try it sometime.

    btw im 15. ;)
    and demi fans are amazing. :)

  • Anonymous

    I Win-By Nick Jonas

  • Anonymous

    I was FOURTEEN (when we fucked)-Nick J and the Administration

  • Charlotte-x-

    We’ve been at this for 5 pages HAHAHA

  • stellagirl1993

    WorldMileyFans EXCLUSIVE “We Belong To Music” Full Song [Very Low Quality] Here: http://worldmileyfans.blogs
    less than 5 seconds ago from web

  • YouBelongWithMe

    NO! PEREZ CAN’T DIE. HE IS MY HERO!

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Come on lets think of other names for Justin Bieber perfume!

    Must say I do like the one I made up, Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow :)
    -
    One Less Smelly Girl by Justin Bieber
    —————–
    My Momma’s Breast Milk by Justin Bieber
    ——–

    Omfg, win!
    xDDDDD

  • nia

    butterface – taylor lautner

  • brianaheart19

    Who wants to be the first lady? – Nick Jonas
    ___________________________________________

    DinoGirl Is Future First Lady by Me
    ___
    Dino girl wishes she will be the future first lady – me

  • Emily Ford

    Brenda song ate uncooked white rice, and it absorbed all the liquid in her body and she died of dehydration.

  • hpaddictedx

    Famewhores by Chloe Bridges

  • hpaddictedx

    I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can’t help it that I’m so popular by Demi Lovato

  • Anonymous

    i dont matter by kevin jonas
    serenity by selena gomez

  • cony

    Best post of the day.

  • Emilicious

    1000th comment

  • DinoGirl

    Nick Will Have His Own Side Project Perfume In 4 Weeks by Jonas Brothers

  • jerseygirl

    “I Want You to Want Me” – Selena Gomez

  • Charlotte-x-

    Joe just shot Nick. RIP Nick.

  • Tashahahaha

    What about Mr Moseby?
    He was gonna be the next big thing.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:55 pm
    Danaaa said:

    jerseygirl said:

    “Welcome the My Basement” – Taylor Swift

    ————–

    “S.O.S!” by Lucas Till
    —————
    LMAO!

  • kimmy4444

    whats going on here…..

  • THETRUTH

    my life is fun like a g-string. by noah cyrus

  • yea

    http://www.myspace.com/theblackout101

    go listen to blackout 101 who cares about this!

  • DinoGirl

    Krissy said:

    Perez got sick of it and ate a bomb..like what Charlotte-x- said..yeahhh its true. :p
    ______________________________________

    A bomb pie.
    Like on Spongebob. x]

  • Emily Ford

    Stud In Training by Jake T Austin

    —-

    I was going to write that!

    FUCK I JUST HAD ON! Fuck fuck fuckkk.

    BTW Charlotte, you’re killing me!

  • Ms.N

    I want to hear from all of you…I get the msg..less me..more you and JONAS…so whats your take on the weekend in Jonas….

  • xLOVExME

    “I’m Too Sexy for Shampoo” – RPatz.
    __________
    AMAZING. :O
    I could totally picture
    “I’m to sexy for shampoo
    too sexy for shampoo
    so sexy it huurrrrtttsss”

  • Kpurity

    what ever happened to that chick on lizzie mcguire the weird one lizzes best friend not gordo but the chick?

    She did drugs :(
    -
    For real?

    ———-

    You mean Miranda?
    LOL.
    really?
    _____________________________________

    Yeah, I heard she caught with crack or something.

    And Eddie from That’s So Raven got arrested for possession.

    Tsk Tsk.
    ——–
    Seriously?! He was my favorite character.

  • Pixita

    jerseygirl said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:54 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    Come on lets think of other names for Justin Bieber perfume!

    Must say I do like the one I made up, Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow :)
    -
    One Less Smelly Girl by Justin Bieber
    —————–
    My Momma’s Breast Milk by Justin Bieber
    ——–
    OMG I can’t stop laughing….

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    Club Thumb by Megan Fox
    http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/6/11/12/check-out-thi
    _______________________________________

    Dieing.

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:31 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:
    Joe just shot Nick. RIP Nick.
    —–
    wow charlotte….

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:18 pm
    jjean said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:15 pm
    blingbling said:

    survey:i hate ____________??

    I hate haters.
    ——————–
    I hate people who chew their gum like cows chewing cud. Seriously – I want to slit their throats. Makes.Me.Crazy.

  • Jonas4Canada

    Thats good!

    I got another one, kinda stole your idea but yeah, this one actually sounds like a legit department store perfume :P :

    The Essence of Prepubescence

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP, POST A NEW POST, PLEASE :)

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    d0 i hAv3 h0rs3 gUms? by Trace Cyrus

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    Why are people saying Miley’s dead?

    Confused..:/

  • blingbling

    GTFO if you don’t like it. OU is the breeding ground of immaturity.

    Just shut the fuck up, your a sad pathetic person. I don’t fucking care if this website is about immaturity, I’m not & all of these comments are ridiculous & stupid.

    As charlotte said, “get used to it, bb.
    —-
    what does bb mean? sorry im lost bahah:)
    -
    Baby :) I say it SO much on here, it’s ridonkulous
    —-
    OH yeah :) hahaa wow.

  • Kpurity

    Oh Gosh. It’s almost 1000 comments already? It’s not even that late yet..

  • Emily Ford

    My Mom’s Making Chicken Pot Pie by Emily Ford

  • Charlotte-x-

    OFF TOPIC, BUT THE JONAS BROTHERS NOW HAVE 1,000,000 TWITTER FOLLOWERS!
    -
    They don’t, they have like 998000.

  • Anonymous

    LOL WUT
    I’m leaving the Roosevelt as @ddlovato quinceanera was over some drunk disney girl yell “my heart isn’t you’re dic, stop playing with it”
    about 11 hours ago from TwitterBerry

    http://twitter.com/alvinaroman

    Let’s play the guessing game on who it might’ve been? My money’s on Chloe Bridges.

  • Charlotte-x-

    I try to be ghetto but fail miserably because of my terrible hair cut(only for you shawty)-Justin Beiber
    -
    DYING HAHAHA!

    Oh and Syds, Kourtney, YouBelongWithMe… I woke up this morning and randomly became a T Swizzle fan. Sorry for all the immature shit I’ve said in the past. I’m now on the band wagon :) (I’m still sticking by my bb, Joe, though.)

  • brianaheart19

    How to stop your short shorts from riding up – Miley Cyrus

  • Emily Ford

    Is it bad that I’m the only one dying laughing at my own song/death comments?
    ————————
    Isn’t that the way it always is around here?

    And seriously – your icon is butt ugly. Change it. :p

    —-

    Hahahahaha. I was like legit cracking up at those 4 little song deaths I made up.

    And I find it quite funny. Yours looks like a pedo mugshot.
    ——————–
    You do amuse me sometimes. ;)

    And bitch please. My icon is hot as hell.

    Yours looks likes an anorexic yodeler.

    —-

    I amuse myself, it’s all good.

  • hpaddictedx

    No I’m not stalking you outside of your house by Taylor Swift.

  • THETRUTH

    JEMI should just be a teenie myth.
    i feel weird when i picture them together.
    literally think of them as brother and siser..so im probably gonna be weirded out when i see the cr2 kiss.
    ps love the ” sitchie” comment.

  • jerseygirl

    laurenj – BYE! Guess you didn’t see my response to you. Thanks for the pix!

  • Selena-HQ
  • Melissa=)

    Brenda song ate uncooked white rice, and it absorbed all the liquid in her body and she died of dehydration.
    =================
    hahaha. that made me laugh. :D

  • JonasGirl001

    see? i am a man… oh wait thats the wrong line- justin bieber

  • Casey L.

    I don’t truly believe them when they say they have NO feelings for each other whatsoever.

    I mean, come on. They’re both amazing, talented, and good-looking.

    Haha

  • HOLAA

    pitchforks n torches to the cyrus clan- selena’s grandma
    do you like my hooker boots? by noah cyrus
    ——-
    WIN!!! WIN!!!

  • Emily Ford

    Shit, I just heard that Nick was actually making out with Miley in the car when they got struck by a motorcycle brigade. RIP Niley

  • Delsy

    Atleast Chloe didn’t die.

  • :]

    “teardrops on my cats” taylor swift

  • lisalionheart

    17 again….. and again.. and again By Edward cullen :D
    (ill be shocked if you dont get the joke :P)

  • Charlotte-x-

    YOU ALL GET A FREE CAR WITH THIS PERFUME! By Oprah

  • Charlotte-x-

    Joe just shot Nick. RIP Nick.
    —–
    wow charlotte….
    -
    It’s true. It was in the comment section on their Paranoid video.

  • Charlotte-x-

    What about Mr Moseby?
    He was gonna be the next big thing.
    -
    He got locked in the Janitor closet in the Tipton and died from lack of oxygen or something.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Thats good!

    I got another one, kinda stole your idea but yeah, this one actually sounds like a legit department store perfume :P :

    The Essence of Prepubescence
    —-

    Omfg, that’s way better than mine xD

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms aNonymous

    all weekend I have been out enjoying the summer weather and only checked OU early in the mornings here…apart from great photos of the boys nothing new….
    Joe rockin as usual
    Kevin jumping into crowds
    Nick and his captain feathersword hat…LOL
    Belgians throwing waffles at Joe..LOL

    Now we are making up perfume names…I just got on…

  • hpaddictedx

    Famewhores are my bestfriends by Demi Lovato

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:20 pm
    Emily Ford said:

    Brenda song ate uncooked white rice, and it absorbed all the liquid in her body and she died of dehydration
    ——————–
    No.No.No.

    I heard she ate uncooked Minute Rice. And when it absorbed all of her body fluids, she exploded.

    There was white rice everywhere.

  • A.

    Emi,

    How come it looks like Shia’s getting ready to suck your dick?

    Love,
    A.<3

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. by Kanye West
    ——-
    LOL

  • dell01

    Shake Your Pom Pom- Nick Jonas

  • Melissa=)

    You do amuse me sometimes. ;)

    And bitch please. My icon is hot as hell.

    Yours looks likes an anorexic yodeler.

    —-

    I amuse myself, it’s all good.
    ==================
    “anorexic yodeler” – lol.

  • DinoGirl

    One Of Us Will Be Bald With A Beer Belly By The Time We’re 30 by The Sprouse Twins.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. by Kanye West
    ——-
    LOL

  • brianaheart19

    How to deal with a friend who is in love with pickles (Kick her to the curve) – Demi Lovato

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:33 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:
    Joe just shot Nick. RIP Nick.
    —–
    wow charlotte….
    -
    It’s true. It was in the comment section on their Paranoid video.
    —–
    -.- mmmhmm along with miley’s death…

  • Emilicious

    DEATH is NOT a fucking joke. I don’t give a fuck if you 10 year olds think it’s funny & a joke, it’s really not. BTW, no doubt a DEMI FAN would think talking about death is a joke …

    ==================================
    Ok. We are all going to die eventually. It is not like we are serious here. I’m going to die, you are going to die whether it be today tomorrow or in 50 years. Oh well. It is a part of life. The end. So stop freaking out

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    I’m Throwing Pebbles At Your Window by Taylor Swift

  • jjean

    WE’R JUST FRIENDS! by Joe and Demi

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Can I play? :)
    -

    Of course :D

  • blackout

    http://www.myspace.com/theblackout101

    go listen to blackout 101 who cares about this!

    __________________________
    right if you guys are gonna bitch about this
    listen to blackout 101 while your at it.

  • Anonymous

    I know it is not a joke but you really need to relax. You are talking to teenagers here. We like to joke around. If you are being insulted please leave and stop making it a big deal.

    —–

    Even TEENS should know not to JOKE about death, it’s not funny & it never will be. If your a teenager & you don’t know that you REALLY need to grow up. I’m not being insulted, I just don’t think it’s funny to talk about death & then I get attacked. I said my opinion no one had to say anything to me, I left my comment & you all had something to say, so if you don’t want people to “make a big deal”, don’t say anything to them & they WON’T.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:58 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    I try to be ghetto but fail miserably because of my terrible hair cut(only for you shawty)-Justin Beiber
    -
    DYING HAHAHA!

    Oh and Syds, Kourtney, YouBelongWithMe… I woke up this morning and randomly became a T Swizzle fan. Sorry for all the immature shit I’ve said in the past. I’m now on the band wagon :) (I’m still sticking by my bb, Joe, though.)
    ————————
    Hell has frozen over.

    I still don’t like T-Swift.

    But I like her fans here.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:23 pm
    Emily Ford said:

    Fwied Wice by Brenda Song
    ________________________________

    That’s sooooooo so wrong.
    But it literally made me LOL.
    x]

    —-

    She also has a Christmas edition:

    Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra by Brenda Song
    ————————
    And her perfume – “Me So Horny”

    —-

    ROFLROFLROFL!
    This Ain’t No Shit From Hollister by Joe Jonas
    ————————
    Hahahahahaha!

    “I Wear My RayBans at Night” – Joe Jonas

  • LAURENJ-

    WHATS MY CRIME 27SECS by Joe Jonas

  • Anonymous

    (SUN–NEW YORK) 16-year-old superstar entertainer Miley Cyrus has been pronounced dead by city police in what looks like a homicide.

    The pop singer’s father, Billy Ray Cyrus, received a phone call at 2am in the morning on Sunday. It was from the? New York Police Department.

    “I get calls all the time, and at first I thought it was a bad joke.” He said. The father was brought out from his home in LA to a crime scene in NYC. His daughter had been struck by a car.

  • laura_and_joe_forever!

    NO JOE IS MINE!!!!!
    This sucks ive already met hime twice and all I get is a fu epics and a hug. And all she does is become famous have a great talent and an amazing voice, AND SHE GETS TO KISS HIM!!!!
    im so sad… at least i have him in my dreams!

  • nia

    shampoo is for suckers! – robert pattison

  • Anonymous

    (SUN–NEW YORK) 16-year-old superstar entertainer Miley Cyrus has been pronounced dead by city police in what looks like a homicide.

    The pop singer’s father, Billy Ray Cyrus, received a phone call at 2am in the morning on Sunday. It was from the? New York Police Department.

    “I get calls all the time, and at first I thought it was a bad joke.” He said. The father was brought out from his home in LA to a crime scene in NYC. His daughter had been struck by a car.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    LOL WUT
    I’m leaving the Roosevelt as @ddlovato quinceanera was over some drunk disney girl yell “my heart isn’t you’re dic, stop playing with it”
    about 11 hours ago from TwitterBerry

    http://twitter.com/alvinaroman

    Let’s play the guessing game on who it might’ve been? My money’s on Chloe Bridges

    ______________________________________

    DEBBY RYAN

    YOU COULD SMELL THE ALCOHOL OFF HER LAST TWEETS

  • Jonas4Canada

    Your Knight in Shining Armour by Sterling Knight.

    Thornless Rose by Tiffany Thornton

    Innocence by Nicole Anderson.

  • JUsitn Fan club
  • Anonymous

    I joke about the Jonas Brothers because I want them inside my butthole – Russel Brand

  • DinoGirl

    jerseygirl said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:18 pm
    jjean said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:15 pm
    blingbling said:

    survey:i hate ____________??

    I hate haters.
    ——————–
    I hate people who chew their gum like cows chewing cud. Seriously – I want to slit their throats. Makes.Me.Crazy.
    _____________________________________

    Ahhhhhhhhhh.
    Agree 100%!!!

    And I hate girls who run their fingers through their hair a million times in a row.
    Give your hair a chance to fall into place before you put your chubby fingers back through your hair.
    Eeeeeee.
    >:[
    Pet peeve.
    coughKristenStewartcough.

  • Syds.

    DYING HAHAHA!

    Oh and Syds, Kourtney, YouBelongWithMe… I woke up this morning and randomly became a T Swizzle fan. Sorry for all the immature shit I’ve said in the past. I’m now on the band wagon :) (I’m still sticking by my bb, Joe, though.)
    —————–
    Haha wow that’s awesome. I respect you’re still with your man Joe though;) Welcome to the party!! :)

  • Anonymous

    YESSSSSS YEEEEEEEEEES, I’M HAPPPPPPPPY.
    I CAN NOT WAIT TO WATCH THE KISSSSSS :D JEMI FOREEEEEEVER , YEEEEEAH I M THE MOST HAPPIER RIGHT NOW :)

  • A.

    I’m Dating Timmy by ERF

  • Emily Ford

    Brenda song ate uncooked white rice, and it absorbed all the liquid in her body and she died of dehydration
    ——————–
    No.No.No.

    I heard she ate uncooked Minute Rice. And when it absorbed all of her body fluids, she exploded.

    There was white rice everywhere.

    —-

    Oh shit! Well I knew there was white rice.

  • Anonymous

    Will any of you actually go to a Nick J and the Administration concert? I fear he will try to be like John Mayer and fail miserably. IDK I think Nick is a weirdo and a major creep sometimes.

  • Anonymous

    Will any of you actually go to a Nick J and the Administration concert? I fear he will try to be like John Mayer and fail miserably. IDK I think Nick is a weirdo and a major creep sometimes.

    ———-

    Lol why? Because he’s to himself?
    I think he more of doesn’t want to dissappoint girl’s reputation of him, so he tries to stay as respectable as possible.

    Nick’s just about the music. He’s one of those rare artists that doesn’t need the elaborate stuff on stage in order to entertain. And because of that reason, I don’t think people will understand his way of presenting music. Like A Little Bit longer, it’s more intimate. That’s him, period. Passionate.

    That doesn’t make him ‘creepy’. But, think what you want, haha. I just hope you’re there to support him like you have with his brothers.
    -

    i agree with you.

  • xLOVExME

    Who needs selena when I can have Jeffery? – Demi Lovato

  • lazarre10174

    I’ll believe it when I see it. ;)

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Even TEENS should know not to JOKE about death, it’s not funny & it never will be. If your a teenager & you don’t know that you REALLY need to grow up. I’m not being insulted, I just don’t think it’s funny to talk about death & then I get attacked. I said my opinion no one had to say anything to me, I left my comment & you all had something to say, so if you don’t want people to “make a big deal”, don’t say anything to them & they WON’T.
    ——-
    Okay you are taking this too seriously. And you obivously want attention too. So please go off this post. You are complaining and wasting your time. So just leave.

  • dont hate

    “creepo” stearling knight

  • DinoGirl
  • Emily Ford

    Sorry, But I Won’t Apologize. Oh….SHIT! by Selena Gomez

    Get it? Ehh ehh?

  • Charlotte-x-

    Even TEENS should know not to JOKE about death, it’s not funny & it never will be. If your a teenager & you don’t know that you REALLY need to grow up. I’m not being insulted, I just don’t think it’s funny to talk about death & then I get attacked. I said my opinion no one had to say anything to me, I left my comment & you all had something to say, so if you don’t want people to “make a big deal”, don’t say anything to them & they WON’T.
    -
    Be quiet or you’ll die too.

  • No Bitchassness

    jerseygirl said:

    “Welcome to My Basement” – Taylor Swift

    —–
    HAHAHAHA! that reminds me of that post when a ‘source’ said Lucas Till and Taylor were dating and everyone was saying that she had him tied up in her basement

  • Emilicious

    This is why im hot by Taylor Lautner

  • jerseygirl

    “I Was Robbed” – Miranda Lambert

  • iFail2Much

    I don’t beleive a word.

  • Anonymous

    what happened to this post

  • YouBelongWithMe

    DYING HAHAHA!

    Oh and Syds, Kourtney, YouBelongWithMe… I woke up this morning and randomly became a T Swizzle fan. Sorry for all the immature shit I’ve said in the past. I’m now on the band wagon :) (I’m still sticking by my bb, Joe, though.)
    ———
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Anonymous

    Awesome and finally!! haha

  • m

    Haters are my biggest fans by Miley Cyrus

  • Syds.

    (SUN–NEW YORK)
    —————-
    What the hell is this??

  • blingbling

    i challenge some one to see who could name the most colours without repeats or hesitations ok ill start and you name a colour then it keeps going till you run out of colours

    pink.

  • Anonymous

    Seriously – why are you here? You are clearly not enjoying yourself. And no one here gives a shit about what you think.

    I think it’s time you moved along now
    —–
    AMEN! we are all just a group of people who like to laugh and have a good time dont be raining on our parade

    Why am I here ? cause it’s a public website. That’s why.

    A group of people who like to laugh about death ? Okay, you keep thinking that’s a fun thing to do, & i’ll keep thinking your idiots, eitherway, NOTHING you say effects me in anyway. So keep talking … LOL. I would love to here the rest.

  • Syds.

    Awkward-Kristen Stewart.

  • THETRUTH

    twatter by joe jonas

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    what ever happened to that chick on lizzie mcguire the weird one lizzes best friend not gordo but the chick?

    She did drugs :(
    -
    For real?

    ———-

    You mean Miranda?
    LOL.
    really?
    _____________________________________

    Yeah, I heard she caught with crack or something.

    And Eddie from That’s So Raven got arrested for possession.

    Tsk Tsk.

    ———-
    Oh..
    I heard Kel from Kenen and Kel got run over or something. that’s why they stopped teh show.

  • Charlotte-x-

    Come on lets think of other names for Justin Bieber perfume!

    Must say I do like the one I made up, Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow :)
    -
    One Less Smelly Girl by Justin Bieber
    —————–
    My Momma’s Breast Milk by Justin Bieber
    -
    RIP Charlotte. I have never laughed so much at an OU comment EVER. Oh Jersey, I love you. Marry me.

  • Charlotte-x-

    For The Last Time, I’m Not A Wonder Girl by Brenda Song
    -
    *ding ding ding* We have a winner. Dying over here.

  • Syds.

    Dude, move your leg-Joe Jonas.

  • LifesGood

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:35 pm
    Anonymous said:
    (SUN–NEW YORK) 16-year-old superstar entertainer Miley Cyrus has been pronounced dead by city police in what looks like a homicide.

    The pop singer’s father, Billy Ray Cyrus, received a phone call at 2am in the morning on Sunday. It was from the? New York Police Department.

    “I get calls all the time, and at first I thought it was a bad joke.” He said. The father was brought out from his home in LA to a crime scene in NYC. His daughter had been struck by a car.

    —————–
    how is that possible when miley called mandy jiroux and woke her up like 4 hours ago?

    MandyJiroux
    Just got woken up by a funny phone call from miles.. Made my day! She needs to come home now :(
    about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter

    http://twitter.com/mandyjiroux

    which would have been like9:30 am L.A time??

  • hpaddictedx

    LOL THIS COMMENT IS A WIN:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    STEPHENIE MEYER IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOUUUU

  • jjean

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:58 pm
    Jonas4Canada said:

    Thats good!

    I got another one, kinda stole your idea but yeah, this one actually sounds like a legit department store perfume :P :

    The Essence of Prepubescence

    LOL!

  • hpaddictedx

    Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla. Five Dolla. No black. No black. by Brenda Song

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Don’t. Stare. At. Her. Boobs. by Nick Jonas

  • Anonymous

    after joe shot nick, taylor shot joe. RIP joe.

  • jerseygirl

    replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:23 pm
    Anonymous said:

    I know it is not a joke but you really need to relax. You are talking to teenagers here. We like to joke around. If you are being insulted please leave and stop making it a big deal.

    —–

    Even TEENS should know not to JOKE about death, it’s not funny & it never will be. If your a teenager & you don’t know that you REALLY need to grow up. I’m not being insulted, I just don’t think it’s funny to talk about death & then I get attacked. I said my opinion no one had to say anything to me, I left my comment & you all had something to say, so if you don’t want people to “make a big deal”, don’t say anything to them & they WON’T.
    ————————–
    You made your comment. And you’re still sticking around to read.

    You stated your opinion. So are we.

  • Syds.

    One Of Us Will Be Bald With A Beer Belly By The Time We’re 30 by The Sprouse Twins.
    —————–
    LMFAO.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:24 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    BFF’s By David Archuleta & Justin Bieber
    ———————-
    “The Lollipop Kids”

  • dell01

    Dr. Feelgood- Joe Jonas ;D

  • iFail2Much

    Birth name Destiny Hope Cyrus
    Also known as Destiny Cyrus
    Born November 23, 1992 (1992-11-23) (age 16)
    Died Nov. 15, 2009 Nashville, Tennessee,
    United States

    LMAO @ Wikipedia.

  • Anonymousssssss

    I am seriously LOLing right now.
    Bravo you little Oceanuppers.
    :D

  • Jonas4Canada

    JonasCyrusSwiftGomez- thanks! But you were my inspiration for it (L).

  • brianaheart19

    I don’t sleep with Danielle, I sleep with my black berry – Kevin jonas

    (No offense I love Kevin)

  • Kpurity

    lazarre10174,

    I like your icon. (:

  • Emily Ford

    ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL my friend just texted me going “MILEYS NOT DEAD FUCK YOU” because I tweeted it. Rofl. I kill myself.

  • Anonymous

    “sterling knight”? is that his real name? sounds like he belongs in a porno

  • nia

    I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can’t help it that I’m so popular by Demi Lovato
    __

    hahaha

  • Anonymous

    Ok. We are all going to die eventually. It is not like we are serious here. I’m going to die, you are going to die whether it be today tomorrow or in 50 years. Oh well. It is a part of life. The end. So stop freaking out

    —-

    LOL, I can’t say what I want, but you can ? YEAH KEEP ON THINKING THAT … Stop commenting to me ? Did you ever think I that would work ? WOW. :)

  • Anonymous

    DO THE JONAS BROTHERS LISTEN TO POP??

  • Anonymous

    Oh Demi, here you go, one for you taylor And none for And none for selena for stealing nick, Bye ! By Miley cyrus

  • sugapuff

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:35 pm
    Anonymous said:
    (SUN–NEW YORK) 16-year-old superstar entertainer Miley Cyrus has been pronounced dead by city police in what looks like a homicide.

    The pop singer’s father, Billy Ray Cyrus, received a phone call at 2am in the morning on Sunday. It was from the? New York Police Department.

    “I get calls all the time, and at first I thought it was a bad joke.” He said. The father was brought out from his home in LA to a crime scene in NYC. His daughter had been struck by a car.

    —————

    haha thats the worst made up shit ever especially billy rays quote as if its just a minor thing

  • Charlotte-x-

    what happened to this post
    -
    Karma happened. And it fucked everyone in the ass.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Will any of you actually go to a Nick J and the Administration concert? I fear he will try to be like John Mayer and fail miserably. IDK I think Nick is a weirdo and a major creep sometimes.
    ——

    Hell yeah I would go. I’ll support him through anything. That boy is hella talented and deserves to have people to come and see his talent.
    And he’s not a creep :|

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    I take steroids by Taylor Launter

  • blingbling

    i challenge some one to see who could name the most colours without repeats or hesitations ok ill start and you name a colour then it keeps going till you run out of colours

    pink

  • Anonymous

    Not My Age by Jason Earles
    I See Fame by Emily Osmet
    Invisable by Kevin Jonas

  • itsokSMILE

    oceanup i need a new post-by me

    done simple and clean

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  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Guys, is Miley really dead or not?
    Cause people won’t stop saying it :(

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    LOL WUT
    I’m leaving the Roosevelt as @ddlovato quinceanera was over some drunk disney girl yell “my heart isn’t you’re dic, stop playing with it”
    about 11 hours ago from TwitterBerry

    http://twitter.com/alvinaroman

    Let’s play the guessing game on who it might’ve been? My money’s on Chloe Bridges

    ______________________________________

    DEBBY RYAN

    YOU COULD SMELL THE ALCOHOL OFF HER LAST TWEETS

    ———

    Lol, what other disney girls were there?

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:00 pm
    No Bitchassness said:

    jerseygirl said:

    “Welcome to My Basement” – Taylor Swift

    —–
    HAHAHAHA! that reminds me of that post when a ‘source’ said Lucas Till and Taylor were dating and everyone was saying that she had him tied up in her basement
    ———————
    I think I was in on that post.

  • Danaaa

    “Whatever happens in the future” by Niley

  • Charlotte-x-

    after joe shot nick, taylor shot joe. RIP joe.
    -
    Then the other Taylor was pissed and shot the other Taylor. RIP Taylor.

  • Emily Ford

    Orange.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Oh and Syds, Kourtney, YouBelongWithMe… I woke up this morning and randomly became a T Swizzle fan. Sorry for all the immature shit I’ve said in the past. I’m now on the band wagon :) (I’m still sticking by my bb, Joe, though.)
    ——–
    Ya :) Of course still support Joe but nice to see you like Joe and Taylor

  • Gabby

    AHHHH
    as long as theres no kiss with nick and chloe i think ill be okay

  • Kpurity

    What’s this about Miley dying?

  • Anonymous

    survey:i hate______??

    —————–

    i hate taffy and kevin

  • A.

    I think that Nick needs to turn 18 quickly.
    End of story.

  • HOLAA

    I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS CHOLE IS A BITCH?
    IDK.
    just a statement.

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    Birth name Destiny Hope Cyrus
    Also known as Destiny Cyrus
    Born November 23, 1992 (1992-11-23) (age 16)
    Died Nov. 15, 2009 Nashville, Tennessee,
    United States

    LMAO @ Wikipedia.

    ———

    LOL./

  • Anonymous

    Charlotte-x- said:
    The only survivor is that fat one from Sonny With A Chance. All that fat acted like a bulletproof vest. Eat your meals, kids!
    _________
    OAHAHHAHAHAHA LMFAO X29995464654.

  • No Bitchassness

    When oh when will i ever hit puberty by Justin Bieber

  • brianaheart19

    How to make people think your underage – Nick Jonas

  • kelsey123

    it’s all bullshit.. shes not even in nyc. shes in ohio or something for a concert tonight! i’m pretty positive she hasnt died again.

  • cony

    Just in Jamie Lynn Spears has died. Chucky ( the evil doll ) came out of now-where and attacked her. Chucky is currently on the lose, reporting from the OU comment section.

  • Anonymousssssss

    Dear Zack Taylor – Dianna De La Garza

  • nia

    stoned again – kristen stewart

  • Anonymous

    no she isn’t dead

  • YouBelongWithMe

    LOL, I
    can’t say what I want, but you can ? YEAH KEEP ON THINKING THAT … Stop commenting to me ? Did you ever think I that would work ? WOW. :)
    ——
    UGH! Okay you made your point, why are you still here. You don’t like this post. If your just going to cry about it. Just leave

  • Charlotte-x-

    27 Squirts Of Perfume by Taylor Swift

  • itsokSMILE

    Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla. Five Dolla. No black. No black. by Brenda Song
    ————-
    oh thats messed hahahahaha

  • lazarre10174

    Thanks.. I didn’t make it. I don’t wanna take credit.

  • Anonymous

    lol atc

    Love Anything Disney

  • LovatoJonass

    i hate joe by taylor swift

    corny yeahh i kno.

  • DinoGirl

    jerseygirl said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:24 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    BFF’s By David Archuleta & Justin Bieber
    ———————-
    “The Lollipop Kids”
    ______________________________________

    Weeeee represent the Lollipop Guild.
    Lollipop Guild.
    Lollipop Guild.

  • cony

    Kevin just shot Joe for shoting Nick RIP Joe.

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    What’s Debby Ryan’s twitter?

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    oceanup has been a legend night :)

  • lisalionheart

    Buy my album, by my perfume, by my underwear ! By Justin Beiber

  • Kpurity

    Birth name Destiny Hope Cyrus
    Also known as Destiny Cyrus
    Born November 23, 1992 (1992-11-23) (age 16)
    Died Nov. 15, 2009 Nashville, Tennessee,
    United States

    LMAO @ Wikipedia.
    ——-
    LOL what a fail.

  • blingbling

    Orange

    blue

  • iFail2Much

    27 Squirts Of Perfume by Taylor Swift

    LMFAO!

  • LovatoJonass

    I’ll make a man outta you by miley cyrus

  • Syds.

    Then the other Taylor was pissed and shot the other Taylor. RIP Taylor.
    —————-
    Oh shit. So does this mean Taylor’s going to jail? Hey, at least he’ll look sexy in that orange uniform:):)

  • Charlotte-x-

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    STEPHENIE MEYER IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOUUUU
    -
    HAHAHAHAHA

    It should of been R Patz. So we finally could of gotten rid of that smell…

  • Krissy

    Chains and Whips -Taylor Swift
    Tiny Tot- Justin Bieber
    Candy- Aaron Carter
    Rush- Aly & AJ

  • brianaheart19

    How t make drag queen dresses look classy – Taylor Swift

  • Melissa=)

    Ahhhhhhhhhh.
    Agree 100%!!!

    And I hate girls who run their fingers through their hair a million times in a row.
    Give your hair a chance to fall into place before you put your chubby fingers back through your hair.
    Eeeeeee.
    >:[
    Pet peeve.
    coughKristenStewartcough.
    ======================
    i hate girls that dress like skanks.
    girls at my school dress like that in the winter.
    its like stop being a slut for one sec and put some damn clothes on. i dont wanna see all that shiz.

  • LovatoJonass

    A. said:

    I think that Nick needs to turn 18 quickly.
    End of story.

    ——————

    i know right??

  • Emily Ford

    Fwied Wice by Brenda Song
    ________________________________

    That’s sooooooo so wrong.
    But it literally made me LOL.
    x]

    —-

    She also has a Christmas edition:

    Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra by Brenda Song
    ————————
    And her perfume – “Me So Horny”

    —-

    ROFLROFLROFL!
    This Ain’t No Shit From Hollister by Joe Jonas
    ————————
    Hahahahahaha!

    “I Wear My RayBans at Night” – Joe Jonas

    —-

    I’m Not Retarded, I’m Pigeon Toed by Joe Jonas

  • Anonymous

    Blah, try again. Nothing about Miley.

    http://www.nysun.com/

  • jerseygirl

    Sienna Brown.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:00 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    Come on lets think of other names for Justin Bieber perfume!

    Must say I do like the one I made up, Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow :)
    -
    One Less Smelly Girl by Justin Bieber
    —————–
    My Momma’s Breast Milk by Justin Bieber
    -
    RIP Charlotte. I have never laughed so much at an OU comment EVER. Oh Jersey, I love you. Marry me
    ——————–
    Honey, take me to your Jonas concert next week and I’ll be anything you want to be.

    Yes, I’m a Jonas whore. ;)

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Placenta by Fetus Beaver

  • Charlotte-x-

    Selena choked on a pickle and died. RIP Selena.

    Taylor choked on her beloved cats furball and died. RIP Taylor.

    Demi didn’t remember December and died. RIP Demi.

  • iFail2Much

    ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL my friend just texted me going “MILEYS NOT DEAD FUCK YOU” because I tweeted it. Rofl. I kill myself.

    LMAO.

  • Melissa=)

    Why am I here ? cause it’s a public website. That’s why.

    A group of people who like to laugh about death ? Okay, you keep thinking that’s a fun thing to do, & i’ll keep thinking your idiots, eitherway, NOTHING you say effects me in anyway. So keep talking … LOL. I would love to here the rest.
    ============
    ok listen. you dont like being here right? you keep insulting us right?
    yes. so why dont you get off of this post and do somethingyou actually enjoy. :)

  • YouBelongWithMe

    ”Maybe he’ll be my best friend for the rest of my life or maybe I’ll end up marrying Nick Jonas!”- Miley Cyrus

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:22 pm
    Delsy said:

    Atleast Chloe didn’t die.

    Her lips eventually grew to crush her face. RIP chloe. To bad, she was really pretty.

  • DinoGirl

    Am I Really Sitting On This Perfume Shelf Right Now? Holy Sh**! It Worked! by Justin Gaston

  • lanaa

    :) you guys are really funny

  • Emilicious

    Even TEENS should know not to JOKE about death, it’s not funny & it never will be. If your a teenager & you don’t know that you REALLY need to grow up. I’m not being insulted, I just don’t think it’s funny to talk about death & then I get attacked. I said my opinion no one had to say anything to me, I left my comment & you all had something to say, so if you don’t want people to “make a big deal”, don’t say anything to them & they WON’T

    ============
    Hey we aren’t planning on all committing suicide or something. Yes, you said your opinion. If you don’t want to get “attacked” then leave because replying just lights up the fire all over again. Just leave and you won’t have to deal with our immaturity.

  • Syds.

    It’s unhealthy that I am already this attractive by the age of 17-Nick Jonas

  • LAURENJ-

    BITTER & CRUEL = TAYLOR SWIFT

  • Charlotte-x-

    Then the other Taylor was pissed and shot the other Taylor. RIP Taylor.
    —————-
    Oh shit. So does this mean Taylor’s going to jail? Hey, at least he’ll look sexy in that orange uniform:):)
    -
    *drools*

  • hpaddictedx

    I’m leaving the Roosevelt as @ddlovato quinceanera was over some drunk disney girl yell “my heart isn’t you’re dic, stop playing with it”
    about 11 hours ago from TwitterBerry

    http://twitter.com/alvinaroman

    Let’s play the guessing game on who it might’ve been? My money’s on Chloe Bridges

    ______________________________________

    DEBBY RYAN

    YOU COULD SMELL THE ALCOHOL OFF HER LAST TWEETS

    ———

    Lol, what other disney girls were there?
    —–
    Every Disney girl you could think of besides Selena.

  • Emilicious

    Invisable by Kevin Jonas

    Awwww that is sooo sad haha

  • Ms.N

    Kimmy 4

    yeah my sentiments…how goes it? love you!

    If its perfume Joe is the Dove soap, mixed with his fav afetershave or colonge…with a hint of exotic…..and me…a fragrence that catches you in its net… a prisoner of his scent dont you see..I must go t college…advertising is my thing..I see it..! lol

  • iloveyouux

    Birth name Destiny Hope Cyrus
    Also known as Destiny Cyrus
    Born November 23, 1992 (1992-11-23) (age 16)
    Died Nov. 15, 2009 Nashville, Tennessee,
    United States

    LMAO @ Wikipedia
    ——
    bahaha. omg. people are actually believing this crap.

  • Syds.

    Even TEENS should know not to JOKE about death, it’s not funny & it never will be. If your a teenager & you don’t know that you REALLY need to grow up. I’m not being insulted, I just don’t think it’s funny to talk about death & then I get attacked. I said my opinion no one had to say anything to me, I left my comment & you all had something to say, so if you don’t want people to “make a big deal”, don’t say anything to them & they WON’T.
    ——————
    Chill. Life’s not that deep…

  • hpaddictedx

    I really should be doing my research paper right now by Melanie.

  • No Bitchassness

    ”Well if your her guardian angel, who’s mine” – Selena Gomez

  • lazarre10174

    WTF?! WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING MILEY’S DEAD?! I’M PRETTY SURE IF SHE WAS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN POSTED ON OCEANUP ALREADY!

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Break Up With Me and I’ll Destroy You by Taylor Swift

    Lmao just jokes, just jokes :)

  • Charlotte-x-

    I’m Debby Ryan! D-E-B-B-Y! C’mon, you MUST know who I am?! by …who was it again? Debra something?

  • blingbling

    and soon enough your best friends laughing at the other girls who think their so cool:)

  • Kpurity

    survey:i hate ____________??

    I hate haters.
    ——————–
    I hate people who chew their gum like cows chewing cud. Seriously – I want to slit their throats. Makes.Me.Crazy.
    _____________________________________

    Ahhhhhhhhhh.
    Agree 100%!!!

    And I hate girls who run their fingers through their hair a million times in a row.
    Give your hair a chance to fall into place before you put your chubby fingers back through your hair.
    Eeeeeee.
    >:[
    Pet peeve.
    coughKristenStewartcough.
    ———
    D: Guilty.

  • I had to

    “pedo bear in training” sterling knigh

  • kimmy4444

    who let the dogs out!- joe jonas
    lol i still dont know whats going on here but if ya cant beat em join them

  • Anonymous

    You made your comment. And you’re still sticking around to read.

    You stated your opinion. So are we.

    —-

    Exactly, I MADE A COMMENT, I didn’t say it to anyone in particular I just said it. You could have choose to ignore it but instead you all choose to act like idiots & reply, you can reply but I can’t ?. Please, save your bullshit.

  • Jonas4Canada

    jjean- Thanks! I think he’ll come out with a few.

    I think Essence of Pubescence will smell like Sour Patch Kids, Chocolate, and Pizza, while My Momma’s Breast Milk will be a more exotic scent, with secret ingredients ;)

  • Anonymous

    I was FOURTEEN (when we fucked)-Nick J and the Administration
    —-

    lolol

    “I don’t got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit!”—Nickalodeon kids

  • cony

    It is a bull-shit rumor. End of the friggin story.

  • jerseygirl

    Azure Blue.

  • Anonymous

    “Jackie”—By Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus(sampling from the Eminem song “Stan”)

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    I’m not pop! I’m country! by Taylor Swift

  • Anonymous

    Zoe just shot Kevin for finding the woman of his dreams and wanting to marry her. R.I.P Kevin.

  • Emily Ford

    Turquoise.

  • Charlotte-x-

    Will any of you actually go to a Nick J and the Administration concert? I fear he will try to be like John Mayer and fail miserably. IDK I think Nick is a weirdo and a major creep sometimes.
    -
    HAHAHA. I agree with the creep thing. He just gives off that vibe. He stares a lot.

  • jerseygirl

    “Lock of Hair” – Taylor Swift

  • iloveyouux
  • YouBelongWithMe

    OMG Chelsa Stuab is still alive!

  • hpaddictedx

    Why So Serious by Nick Jonas

  • brianaheart19

    How to die 3 times and still live by Miley Cyrus

  • Emily Ford

    Turquoise.

  • LovatoJonass

    if i dont see nick kiss someone by the time i die…….

  • hpaddictedx

    You wanna get highh by Kristen Stewart

  • Emily Ford

    Are you guys dumb?

    Nick and Miley were making out in the car, when a motorcycle brigade smashed into them, killing them. Selena was so happy about Miley’s death that she started happy dancing and choked on her pickle. Miss Swift found out about Taylor and shot Joe because she didn’t want to kill herself. Kevin then strangled Taylor before being crushed by Big Rob because BR has always had a thing for Danielle. Duh.

  • blingbling

    Sienna Brown

    yellow

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    It’s unhealthy that I am already this attractive by the age of 17-Nick Jonas
    —–

    True ;)

  • LAURENJ-

    JONERS R US = JONAS BROTHERS

  • blingbling

    Selena choked on a pickle and died. RIP Selena.

    Taylor choked on her beloved cats furball and died. RIP Taylor.

    Demi didn’t remember December and died. RIP Demi
    ——–
    demi didnt remeber december and died. hahah wow. your awesome bahah.:)

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    I’m leaving the Roosevelt as @ddlovato quinceanera was over some drunk disney girl yell “my heart isn’t you’re dic, stop playing with it”
    about 11 hours ago from TwitterBerry

    http://twitter.com/alvinaroman

    Let’s play the guessing game on who it might’ve been? My money’s on Chloe Bridges

    ______________________________________

    DEBBY RYAN

    YOU COULD SMELL THE ALCOHOL OFF HER LAST TWEETS

    ———

    Lol, what other disney girls were there?
    —–
    Every Disney girl you could think of besides Selena.

    ————

    Miley? Haha :P

  • JonasGirl001

    I really should have done my homework 3 hours ago- Sophie

  • iloveyouux

    lol! you guys are crazy!

  • Delsy

    Are you guys dumb?

    Nick and Miley were making out in the car, when a motorcycle brigade smashed into them, killing them. Selena was so happy about Miley’s death that she started happy dancing and choked on her pickle. Miss Swift found out about Taylor and shot Joe because she didn’t want to kill herself. Kevin then strangled Taylor before being crushed by Big Rob because BR has always had a thing for Danielle. Duh.

    *Cries*

  • BlackReaper

    I like to talk about Death.

    http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2008-08-01.gif

    Any funny death cartoons? Bring them on. I love them.

  • hpaddictedx

    Crazy Ass Bitch by Miley Cyrus

  • Danaaa

    You belong to Me by Disney

  • :]

    27 Squirts Of Perfume by Taylor Swift

    LMFAO!

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    http://letsgoviral.com/miley-cyrus-dead/

    o___O
    ——

    I wish Miley had her twitter to confirm it isn’t true :/

  • hpaddictedx

    Atleast Chloe didn’t die.

    Her lips eventually grew to crush her face. RIP chloe. To bad, she was really pretty.
    —–
    Chloe is still irrelevant to be mentioned.

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    Jackie by Shanna.

    ———–

    LOL.

  • Anonymous

    He could be the one. Or he. Or he. Or this one?
    by Miley Cyrus.

  • Anonymous

    Oh.

  • DinoGirl

    Manure by Trace Cyrus

  • Krissy

    Girls CAN Resist – Justin Gaston

  • cony

    All Disney stars gone in one day, what a shame.

  • jerseygirl

    replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:28 pm
    Anonymous said:

    You made your comment. And you’re still sticking around to read.

    You stated your opinion. So are we.

    —-

    Exactly, I MADE A COMMENT, I didn’t say it to anyone in particular I just said it. You could have choose to ignore it but instead you all choose to act like idiots & reply, you can reply but I can’t ?. Please, save your bullshit.
    ——————–
    Ok, bb. Chill out. Life’s too short.

  • Charlotte-x-

    Am I Really Sitting On This Perfume Shelf Right Now? Holy Sh**! It Worked! by Justin Gaston
    -
    *DIES*

  • iFail2Much

    How to die 3 times and still live by Miley Cyrus

    lmfao.

  • blingbling

    so sad mileys died R.I.P miley you will be avanged i avanged i tell you haha:) she will seek revange to everyone that didnt buy her album so sad so sad so sad:)haaha wow.

  • Anonymous

    I’m leaving the Roosevelt as @ddlovato quinceanera was over some drunk disney girl yell “my heart isn’t you’re dic, stop playing with it”
    about 11 hours ago from TwitterBerry

    http://twitter.com/alvinaroman

    Let’s play the guessing game on who it might’ve been? My money’s on Chloe Bridges

    ______________________________________

    DEBBY RYAN

    YOU COULD SMELL THE ALCOHOL OFF HER LAST TWEETS

    ———

    Lol, what other disney girls were there?
    —–
    Every Disney girl you could think of besides Selena
    ____________________-

    Miley and Tiffany Thornton weren’t there.

    Speaking of which, how did Tiffany die?

  • Anonymous

    Did you guys see when Miley introduced Braison at her concert in Hartford. She said something like this is my other brother Braison, he plays the guitar. The difference between him and my other brother is this one (pointing at Trace) does shower and the other one not. Ha ha.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cobMvQH97UU

  • itsokSMILE

    im going to be a cougar when i grow up-
    miranda cossgrove hmmmmm i think i give up

  • iFail2Much

    What’s Debby Ryan’s twitter?

    Thedebbyryan.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Yeah it’s poppin, it’s poppin, it’s poppin, it’s poppin.
    I gotta ask ‘em, ’cause if i don’t
    It’s poppin, it’s poppin, it’s poppin, it’s poppin

    [Hook:]
    What you know ’bout me?
    What you
    What you
    What you know ’bout me?
    What you know ’bout me?
    What you
    What you
    What you know?
    They say my lip gloss is cool
    My lip gloss be popping
    I’m standing at my locker
    And all the boys keep stopping
    What you know ’bout me?
    What you
    What you
    What you know ’bout me?
    What you know ’bout me?
    What you
    What you
    What you know?
    They say my lip gloss is popping
    My lip gloss is cool
    All the boys keep jocking
    They chase me after school

    [Verse 1:]
    Mac mac Lorial yep ’cause I’m worth it
    Love the way I put it on so perfect
    Wipe the corners of my mouth so I work it
    When I walk down the hallway they can’t say nothing
    Oh oh oh my lips so luscious
    The way I spice it up with the mac mac brushes
    Lorial got the most watermelon crushes
    That’s probably the reason all these boys got crushes.

    [Hook]

    [Verse 2:]
    When it’s time for lunch
    My lips still rock
    Lil mama melon with the hot pink top
    Cherry, vanilla,
    Flavors is a virtual they
    Loving, lip gloss universal
    They boys really like it the girls don’t speak
    They rolling they eyes
    They lip gloss cheap
    It ain’t my fault
    But I upgrade ya
    Show you how to use nice things with nice flavors

    [Hook]

    [Breakdown:]
    ‘Cause My lip gloss
    Is popping is popping
    Is popping is popping
    ‘Cause my lip gloss
    Is popping is popping
    Is popping is popping

    [Verse 3:]
    sittin’ in 8th period
    Thought I was in trouble
    Dean called me on the loudspeaker on the double
    I stepped in her office like
    “Yes Ms. McClarkson?”
    “She like girl ran out of my lip gloss and
    Write down where you get yours from
    ‘Cause I must admit
    That bubblegum
    Is popping, is popping
    Is popping she ain’t fronting
    And uh
    I be loving it
    I be I be loving it and uh
    I be using it I be I be using it and uh
    I be rubbing it I be I be rubbing it on my lips
    My lips my lip gloss

    [Hook]

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:30 pm
    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    Placenta by Fetus Beaver
    ——————–
    “Joe’s Crotch” by CHUCKNORRIS

    Best.Song.Ever.

  • Limu

    I can make a better rumor than that.
    ”Miley Cyrus broke up with Liam”
    —-
    I like it hahaha

  • Melissa=)

    You made your comment. And you’re still sticking around to read.

    You stated your opinion. So are we.

    —-

    Exactly, I MADE A COMMENT, I didn’t say it to anyone in particular I just said it. You could have choose to ignore it but instead you all choose to act like idiots & reply, you can reply but I can’t ?. Please, save your bullshit.
    ===========
    yeah but we are all laughing and joking around. it sounds like youre not enjoying yourself so thats why people are saying to leave.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Manure by Trace Cyrus
    —–

    XDDDD
    I’m cracking up so bad xD

  • LAURENJ-

    NOT AS FAMOUS AS A CYRUS = JOE JONAS

  • Doom

    Miley died again?

  • Krissy

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    NO! PEREZ CAN’T DIE. HE IS MY HERO!
    ——–
    I know bb I know :(. I felt the same way when I heard that Spongebob ate a live jellyfish.

  • :]

    “after the storm” Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Labia Lips by Chloe Bridges

  • Charlotte-x-

    The Jonas Brothers’ skinny jeans were too tight, so they sufocated and died. RIP Jonai.

  • hpaddictedx

    Lol, what other disney girls were there?
    —–
    Every Disney girl you could think of besides Selena.

    ————

    Miley? Haha :P
    ——-
    Oh and Miley she’s on tour ha.

  • Emily Ford

    You guys are fucking killing me with the perfumes.

  • Emilicious

    FU** off!- Kristen Stewart

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:43 pm
    Syds. said:

    Then the other Taylor was pissed and shot the other Taylor. RIP Taylor.
    —————-
    Wait, which taylor shot who?

  • blingbling

    tan
    whos winning?
    whos in this so far its emily and jersey girl

  • hpaddictedx

    Disgrace to Horses by Trace Cyrus

  • DinoGirl

    This is about my ex-boyfriend. I loved him, but I’ve never really been in love. He’s famous. But I won’t say his name. Because I’m better than that. He’s in a band with two of his brothers. by Selena Gomez

  • blingbling

    tan
    whos winning?
    whos in this so far its emily and jersey girl

  • Pixita

    inoGirl said:

    Manure by Trace Cyrus
    -
    How can you top this one? LOL

  • brianaheart19

    How to shave your eyebrows by Nick Jonas

  • Krisssy

    These are such bull crap coated stories! Emily Ford has the RIIIGHT one ;)

    ”Nick and Miley were making out in the car, when a motorcycle brigade smashed into them, killing them. Selena was so happy about Miley’s death that she started happy dancing and choked on her pickle. Miss Swift found out about Taylor and shot Joe because she didn’t want to kill herself. Kevin then strangled Taylor before being crushed by Big Rob because BR has always had a thing for Danielle. Duh.”

    Truefacts.

  • jjean

    blue…pacific blue

  • Charlotte-x-

    Apply Dis Perfume Wid Ur Hooves by Trace’s Horse.

    I couldn’t resist.

  • Emily Ford

    “Lock of Hair” – Taylor Swift

    —-

    I Love Smelling Your Hair When We Hug by Taylor Swift

  • blingbling

    how did justin bieber die??

  • Charlotte-x-

    OMG Chelsa Stuab is still alive!
    -
    Ha. No way. After that kiss on JONAS, teenies killed her within minutes. Poor girl didn’t stand a chance.

  • A.

    “Jackie”—By Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus(sampling from the Eminem song “Stan”)

    —————-

    It should really be called ‘Tim McGraw Pt. 2′ by Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas (sampling ‘Stan’)

  • Danaaa

    Word Vomit by Miley Cyrus and Joe Jonas

  • Emily Ford

    http://letsgoviral.com/miley-cyrus-dead/

    o___O
    ——

    I wish Miley had her twitter to confirm it isn’t true :/

    —-

    It wouldn’t matter, dead people can’t tweet.

  • stellagirl1993

    WorldMileyFans EXCLUSIVE “We Belong To Music” Full Song [Very Low Quality]: http://worldmileyfans.blogs
    half a minute ago from web

    Awesome :D
    OceanUP should post this!!

  • jerseygirl

    “The Replacement” – Selena Gomez

  • Anonymous

    “I won’t be ignored, Joe!”—Taylor Swift

  • cony

    Damn, my source was wrong.

  • Anonymous

    Chill. Life’s not that deep…

    Okay, go ask someone other then me what they think about joking about death. I’m certain they will say the same thing I’m saying, if they aren’t Oceanup idiots.

  • HannahMary

    Danaaa said:

    “Pretentious” by Jennifer Stone
    ——-

    LMAO Perfect!

  • Emilicious

    Life isn’t suffocating
    Air isn’t overrated
    Worlds are spinning round
    There’s no time for slowing down
    So won’t you take a breath, just take a breath

  • blingbling

    Break Up With Me and I’ll Destroy You by Taylor Swift

    Lmao just jokes, just jokes :)

    bahahah i just laughed so hard i think i broke an organ hahah
    :)

  • jerseygirl

    Emily Ford
    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:30 pm
    Emily Ford said:

    Fwied Wice by Brenda Song
    ________________________________

    That’s sooooooo so wrong.
    But it literally made me LOL.
    x]

    —-

    She also has a Christmas edition:

    Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra by Brenda Song
    ————————
    And her perfume – “Me So Horny”

    —-

    ROFLROFLROFL!
    This Ain’t No Shit From Hollister by Joe Jonas
    ————————
    Hahahahahaha!

    “I Wear My RayBans at Night” – Joe Jonas

    —-

    I’m Not Retarded, I’m Pigeon Toed by Joe Jonas
    ————————-
    “Lisps Are Sexy” – Joe Jonas

    Okay, I feel bad for that. Joe – if you’re reading – you are SEXY as hell. Lisp, pigeon toes and all.

  • blingbling

    green

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Miley! I’m out of sugar cubes! by Trace Cyrus

  • pft.

    You belong to Me by Disney

    lol. gold.

  • iloveyouux

    started off as a stupid commenter on youtube to now on wikipedia and all over twitter
    I wouldnt be suprised if it started to be a trending topic.

  • Tashahahaha

    I bet you Shanna started the Mileys dead rumour.

  • Pixita

    Maybe “Fugly” by Trace Cyrus

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Although I suck at parenting, I just want what’s best for my kids by Jon Gosselin

  • jerseygirl

    ——————-
    I hate people who chew their gum like cows chewing cud. Seriously – I want to slit their throats. Makes.Me.Crazy.
    _____________________________________

    Ahhhhhhhhhh.
    Agree 100%!!!

    And I hate girls who run their fingers through their hair a million times in a row.
    Give your hair a chance to fall into place before you put your chubby fingers back through your hair.
    Eeeeeee.
    >:[
    Pet peeve.
    ———————–
    Ugh. I have a friend with really long hair. And she is CONSTANTLY braiding it! Her hands are always in her hair. Ewwww.

  • iFail2Much

    Manure by Trace Cyrus

    I’m dying.

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    9 Lives by Miley Cyrus

  • blingbling

    The Jonas Brothers’ skinny jeans were too tight, so they sufocated and died. RIP Jonai.
    —-
    how did justin bieber die:)?

  • Anonymous

    jjean said:

    blue…pacific blue
    __
    When nick said that, i melted :)

  • nia

    “Welcome the My Basement” – Taylor Swift

    ————–

    “S.O.S!” by Lucas Till

    ——

    LMFAO

  • Emilicious

    FUTURE CAT LADY- Taylor Swift

  • jerseygirl

    kelly green

  • JonasGirl001

    Can’t Sing by Selena Gomez

  • kimmy4444

    yeah my sentiments…how goes it? love you!

    If its perfume Joe is the Dove soap, mixed with his fav afetershave or colonge…with a hint of exotic…..and me…a fragrence that catches you in its net… a prisoner of his scent dont you see..I must go t college…advertising is my thing..I see it..! lol

    “whats going on”- what did i do to your heart jonas brothers

  • Kpurity

    What about Nicole Anderson?

  • Danaaa

    Anonymous said:

    Did you guys see when Miley introduced Braison at her concert in Hartford. She said something like this is my other brother Braison, he plays the guitar. The difference between him and my other brother is this one (pointing at Trace) does shower and the other one not. Ha ha.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cobMvQH97UU

    ————-

    Lol, did you hear some guy in the background scream “I love you miley” before the song started?

  • Danaaa

    “I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me, but i’m not gonna talk about that” by taylor swift

  • Charlotte-x-

    Then the other Taylor was pissed and shot the other Taylor. RIP Taylor.
    —————-
    Wait, which taylor shot who?
    -
    That is the mystery…

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:30 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    OMG Chelsa Stuab is still alive!
    -
    Ha. No way. After that kiss on JONAS, teenies killed her within minutes. Poor girl didn’t stand a chance.

    It’s true. I was there.

  • doppler

    hahahah these are hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    NOT AS FAMOUS AS A CYRUS = JOE JONAS

  • Emily Ford

    ”Nick and Miley were making out in the car, when a motorcycle brigade smashed into them, killing them. Selena was so happy about Miley’s death that she started happy dancing and choked on her pickle. Miss Swift found out about Taylor and shot Joe because she didn’t want to kill herself. Kevin then strangled Taylor before being crushed by Big Rob because BR has always had a thing for Danielle. Duh.”

    I meant to say “Miss Swift found out about Selena and shot Joe because she didn’t want to kill herself.”

  • jerseygirl

    eggshell white.

  • hpaddictedx

    Miley! I’m out of sugar cubes by Trace Cyrus
    ——–
    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • LovatoJonass

    I feel like kayne west by joe jonas

  • Charlotte-x-

    The Jonas Brothers’ skinny jeans were too tight, so they sufocated and died. RIP Jonai.
    —-
    how did justin bieber die:)?
    -
    He sang ‘One Time’ two times. That is against Chuck Norris’ rules. So he had to die. RIP Justin Bieber.

  • Melissa=)

    Chill. Life’s not that deep…

    Okay, go ask someone other then me what they think about joking about death. I’m certain they will say the same thing I’m saying, if they aren’t Oceanup idiots.
    =================
    well i would say that everyones gonna die someday so why not joke around and have a good time.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Apply Dis Perfume Wid Ur Hooves by Trace’s Horse.

    I couldn’t resist.

    Lmfaoooooooooooo XDD

  • doppler

    disney says jump, we say how high- every disney kid except for miley

    i do what i want- miley cyrus

    i fly high, no lie- mitchel musso

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:52 pm
    blingbling said:

    The Jonas Brothers’ skinny jeans were too tight, so they sufocated and died. RIP Jonai.
    —-
    how did justin bieber die:)?

    He got stepped on.

  • jerseygirl

    beige

  • LovatoJonass

    I’m a horse – Trace Cyrus

    We be rappin’ – Justin Bieber

    BANANAS – Joe Jonas

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:33 pm
    Emily Ford said:

    “Lock of Hair” – Taylor Swift

    —-

    I Love Smelling Your Hair When We Hug by Taylor Swift
    ————————-
    “What Scissors?” – Taylor Swift

  • Delsy

    He sang ‘One Time’ two times. That is against Chuck Norris’ rules. So he had to die. RIP Justin Bieber.

    That made me laugh so hard.

  • blingbling

    sky blue

  • Melissa=)

    Miley! I’m out of sugar cubes by Trace Cyrus
    ================
    lmfao!
    i love oceanup. <3

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    “Joe’s Crotch” by CHUCKNORRIS

    Best.Song.Ever
    ___________________

    agreed.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    How many times can you die? I want to die 10 million times. That would be so cool

  • hpaddictedx

    I bet you Shanna started the Mileys dead rumour.
    ———
    I wouldn’t be surprised.

  • No Bitchassness

    Saddle up – Trace Cyrus

  • Charlotte-x-

    If You Don’t Want Me To Write A Bad Song About You, You Shouldn’t Smell Bad by Taylor Swift

  • JonasGirl001

    how did justin bieber die:)?
    —–
    Jordan Pruit was annoyed with justin bieber sounding like her so he is gone….

  • blingbling

    night black

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Break Up With Me and I’ll Destroy You by Taylor Swift

    Lmao just jokes, just jokes :)

    bahahah i just laughed so hard i think i broke an organ hahah
    :)
    ——-

    haha :D

  • itsokSMILE

    You wanna get highh by Kristen Stewart Labia Lips by Chloe Bridges
    You belong to Me by Disney
    ———–
    ROFL!!!!hhahaahha i almost peed

  • Charlotte-x-

    Emily, you have Twitter? I’ll follow ya.

  • DinoGirl

    Charlotte-x- said:

    Apply Dis Perfume Wid Ur Hooves by Trace’s Horse.

    I couldn’t resist.
    __________________________________________

    LJSFKSDJFKSJF.
    Rofl.

  • Anonymous
  • Charlotte-x-

    Life isn’t suffocating
    Air isn’t overrated
    Worlds are spinning round
    There’s no time for slowing down
    So won’t you take a breath, just take a breath
    -
    Or you’ll die, right?

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    Tashahahaha said:

    I bet you Shanna started the Mileys dead rumour.
    ___
    Shanna?

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:05 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Manure by Trace Cyrus
    ———————–
    Song:

    “It’s Lonely in the Barn at Night” – Trace Cyrus

  • Anonymous25

    BTTER & CRUEL = TAYLOR SWIFT——- LOL!

  • lisalionheart

    jjean said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:52 pm
    blingbling said:

    The Jonas Brothers’ skinny jeans were too tight, so they sufocated and died. RIP Jonai.
    —-
    how did justin bieber die:)?

    He got stepped on.
    ______
    LMAO Justin beerbelly sucks.

  • Anonymous

    I bet you Shanna started the Mileys dead rumour
    ______________________________________

    She’s not the only one that hates her.

    Besides I think she’s busy kissing Demi’s ass so that she can forgive her.

  • Charlotte-x-

    Perfume (BY THE WAY, MILEY CYRUS IS MY SISTER) by Trace Cyrus

  • LAURENJ-

    BRAZILIAN FOREST = CAMILLA BELLE

  • iFail2Much

    He sang ‘One Time’ two times. That is against Chuck Norris’ rules. So he had to die. RIP Justin Bieber.

    Rofl.

  • Delsy

    I bet you Shanna started the Mileys dead rumour.

    Wouldn’t be surprised.

  • Emily Ford

    Miley’s My Sister – Trace CYRUS

    This Perfume Was Made In The Same Lab As My Sister Miley Cyrus’ Perfume by Trace CYRUS

  • monkeyss

    Labia Lips by Chloe Bridges
    ——————
    BUAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
    :P

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:53 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    The Jonas Brothers’ skinny jeans were too tight, so they sufocated and died. RIP Jonai.
    —-
    how did justin bieber die:)?
    -
    He sang ‘One Time’ two times. That is against Chuck Norris’ rules. So he had to die. RIP Justin Bieber.

    lol

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I guess Glee survived the madness!

  • hpaddictedx

    Pushup Bras FTW by Miley Cyrus

  • duuuuuuuuude

    I love Miley – by Mark McLeod

    ……had to

  • blingbling

    The Jonas Brothers’ skinny jeans were too tight, so they sufocated and died. RIP Jonai.
    —-
    how did justin bieber die:)?
    -
    He sang ‘One Time’ two times. That is against Chuck Norris’ rules. So he had to die. RIP Justin Bieber
    ——-
    o my gosh i laughed so hard i just freaking chocked on my own spit hahaha:) R.I.P JUSTIN BIEBER

  • JonasGirl001

    Faux Puberty by Justin Bieber

  • Danaaa

    Gonna ruin Radiohead by Miley Cyrus

  • Emily Ford

    Let me fix the whole thing. Plus I have new news coming in so:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:52 pm
    Emily Ford said:

    ”Nick and Miley were making out in the car, when a motorcycle brigade smashed into them, killing them. Selena was so happy about Miley’s death that she started happy dancing and choked on her pickle. Miss Swift found out about Selly and shot Joe because she didn’t want to kill herself. Kevin then strangled Taylor before being crushed by Big Rob because BR has always had a thing for Danielle. Duh.

    THIS JUST IN

    Demi found out about Selena getting shot and thought they were going to blame her so she killed herself by striking a main vein (too soon?) WELL Jac Vanek wasn’t having it. She went all Lost and started killing people right and left like the others Danielle didn’t wanted to be the only Jonas girl so she purposely swallowed her giant ass ring and choked to death.

  • Krissy

    Chelsea Staub got her finger stuck in a light socket trying to plug in her hair straightener and Tiffany got so upset she ran in front of Sterling’s golf cart. Sad sad day for both Disney and Nickelodeon

  • Anonymous

    ok listen. you dont like being here right? you keep insulting us right?
    yes. so why dont you get off of this post and do somethingyou actually enjoy. :)

    ———

    Ok listen. Like I haven’t said this 500 fucking times already. Your being insulted because you don’t know when to shut up, if you stopped staying things a LONG time ago, I wouldn’t have told you all off & you wouldn’t be mad about it. So why don’t you get off this post & do some homework, get an education, that would help. I swear you guys don’t understand anything.

  • Anonymous

    I like Side Boobs and I can not lie-Nick J and the Administration

  • Emilicious

    Exactly, I MADE A COMMENT, I didn’t say it to anyone in particular I just said it. You could have choose to ignore it but instead you all choose to act like idiots & reply, you can reply but I can’t ?. Please, save your bullshit.

    ————–
    What, did you want us to ignore your comment? Either way we are still here making jokes…. If you are mad that we replied to your comment, then leave. then you won’t have to listen to us idiots replying to your comments! Duh!

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Is there room for anymore tattoos? by Trace Cyrus

  • Emily Ford

    How to die 3 times and still live by Miley Cyrus

    —-

    9 Lives by Miley Cyrus

    I’m A Country Singer So I wasn’t Expecting To Win by Taylor Swift

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:05 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Manure by Trace Cyrus

    ROFL!

    Horseface by Trace Cyrus
    I’m not shallow! by Megan Fox

  • THETRUTH

    miley cyrus is my sister-trace cyrus

  • cony

    Selenas singing killed him RIP Justin

  • Danaaa

    LovatoJonass said:

    I’m a horse – Trace Cyrus

    We be rappin’ – Justin Bieber

    BANANAS – Joe Jonas

    ————

    Shouldn’t that last one be “Fine, take your banana!” By Joe? Lol

  • LovatoJonass

    Joe’s my source for songs by taylor swift

  • roflkayla

    didn’t one of these teenie bopper magazines say that there would be a kiss in the first one?…

  • Charlotte-x-

    Okay, go ask someone other then me what they think about joking about death. I’m certain they will say the same thing I’m saying, if they aren’t Oceanup idiots.
    -
    FUCK. OFF.

  • iloveyouux

    Did you guys see when Miley introduced Braison at her concert in Hartford. She said something like this is my other brother Braison, he plays the guitar. The difference between him and my other brother is this one (pointing at Trace) does shower and the other one not. Ha ha.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cobMvQH97UU
    —–
    did you guys notice the teleprompter at 2:06 ahahahaha…

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Are my shorts short enough? by Miley Cyrus

    Lmao, still love ya Miley :P

  • manderz

    hey yall it’s manderz and it’s true my bestie milez passed away please pray for her.
    thank yall so much.
    I have been crying all day.
    thank yall

    xoxo manderz

  • hpaddictedx

    I guess Glee survived the madness!
    ———-
    NO ONE TOUCHES GLEE.

  • LAURENJ-

    http://jbfrance.net/galerie/displayimage.php?album=977&pos=5
    ___________________
    TO ALL THE JOE LOVERS ENJOY!!!!

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    Anonymous said:

    NOT AS FAMOUS AS A CYRUS = JOE JONAS
    _
    Fail.

  • Doom

    All Disney stars gone in one day, what a shame.
    ——
    There is still Debby Ryan.

  • BlackReaper

    http://de.toonpool.com/user/3391/files/unnatuerlich_403505.jpg

    “Ok, I give in, make a cross at ‘nonnatural death’ this time.”

  • Pixita

    Skank by Lindsey Lohan

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    http://letsgoviral.com/miley-cyrus-dead/

    o___O
    ——

    I wish Miley had her twitter to confirm it isn’t true :/

    —-

    It wouldn’t matter, dead people can’t tweet.
    ——-

    Oh :|
    lmfao

  • blingbling

    ok i guess the games over haha:) there was a tie!

  • Jonas Jonas Jonas 4 life

    I’ve been waiting a whole year for this!!!

  • hpaddictedx

    I had the best interuption of all time by Kanye West

  • Emilicious

    Life isn’t suffocating
    Air isn’t overrated
    Worlds are spinning round
    There’s no time for slowing down
    So won’t you take a breath, just take a breath
    -
    Or you’ll die, right?
    ======
    hahahahaha wow I wasn’t even looking at this conversation about death , i was quoting my favorite song, but it ironically fit! HAHA

  • jjean

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:31 pm
    jerseygirl said:

    ——————-
    I hate people who chew their gum like cows chewing cud. Seriously – I want to slit their throats. Makes.Me.Crazy.
    _____________________________________

    Ahhhhhhhhhh.
    Agree 100%!!!

    And I hate girls who run their fingers through their hair a million times in a row.
    Give your hair a chance to fall into place before you put your chubby fingers back through your hair.
    Eeeeeee.
    >:[
    Pet peeve.
    ———————–
    Ugh. I have a friend with really long hair. And she is CONSTANTLY braiding it! Her hands are always in her hair. Ewwww.

    I also hate it when people forget to flush the toilet in public bathrooms. *cringe*

  • LAURENJ-

    LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE = DEMI LOVATO & DEANNA DE LAGARZA

  • jjean

    What about Tokio hotel?

  • Anonymous

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(btw how many times they had to repeat the scene ? LOL!!!)

  • Charlotte-x-

    Ha. Imagine is a Disney kid was creeping right now. They would be peeing their pants.

  • Delsy

    Let me fix the whole thing. Plus I have new news coming in so:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:52 pm
    Emily Ford said:

    ”Nick and Miley were making out in the car, when a motorcycle brigade smashed into them, killing them. Selena was so happy about Miley’s death that she started happy dancing and choked on her pickle. Miss Swift found out about Selly and shot Joe because she didn’t want to kill herself. Kevin then strangled Taylor before being crushed by Big Rob because BR has always had a thing for Danielle. Duh.

    THIS JUST IN

    Demi found out about Selena getting shot and thought they were going to blame her so she killed herself by striking a main vein (too soon?) WELL Jac Vanek wasn’t having it. She went all Lost and started killing people right and left like the others Danielle didn’t wanted to be the only Jonas girl so she purposely swallowed her giant ass ring and choked to death.

    Omgosh this is too much. Disney won’t be happy.

  • cony

    After she kissed Joe she died for hes-to-hot-for-me-to-kiss

  • Anonymous

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(btw how many times they had to repeat the scene ? LOL!!!)

  • brianaheart19

    How to tease girls with your butt – Kevin Jonas

  • blingbling

    pop lock and drop it

  • Anonymous

    Please don’t kill Tiffany, she’s the only thing I stand in SWAC

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Manure by Trace Cyrus
    ———————–
    Song:

    “It’s Lonely in the Barn at Night” – Trace Cyrus
    ——

    Oh God xDDD

  • Danaaa

    My songs are too dark for Disney by Demi Lovato

  • YouBelongWithMe

    The world crashed in 2012 and the only living person was me. MWAHAHAHA

  • iFail2Much

    Okay, go ask someone other then me what they think about joking about death. I’m certain they will say the same thing I’m saying, if they aren’t Oceanup idiots.

    If you don’t like it, go away. People in oceanUP won’t stop joking about it just because you don’t like it. So don’t waste your time and go somewhere there’s stuff you like.

  • jerseygirl

    “The Mature Woman” – Brenda Song.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Oceanup needs a new post

  • No Bitchassness

    LMAO!! this post is turning out to be hilarious

  • WhiteHorsex3

    First I WANTED this to happen, & now I feel like it’s gonna be all awkward o_O

    Hello OceanUP :)

    P.S. Congrats, Kpurity! You actually managed to fill most of 2 pages, if not for the anonymous interrupters =P

  • DinoGirl

    jerseygirl said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:05 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Manure by Trace Cyrus
    ———————–
    Song:

    “It’s Lonely in the Barn at Night” – Trace Cyrus
    ___________________________________________

    All the Trace perfumes are killin’ me.
    xD

  • HOLAA

    You belong to Me by Disney
    ————
    hahahahah so true..
    so true…:)

  • Anonymous

    It would not long be a trending topic because her concert starts in 2 hours.

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    What’s Debby Ryan’s twitter?

    Thedebbyryan.

    ———–

    Thanks :)

  • hpaddictedx

    One True Pairing by Nick&Ali

  • Syds.

    Hey Joe, I’m doin real well ;)-Taylor Swift

  • Anonymous

    guys: i’m going crazy. can someone please give me a detailed description of what happened in the past few episodes of gossip girl and if you know of a link where I could watch it?

    the cw website isn’t working for me.

    thanks!!

  • Anonymous

    shanna died too

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    I’m Bisexual and Proud by Lady GaGa

  • Emily Ford

    Robin’s Egg Blue
    Macaroni and Cheese
    Yellow Green
    Ruby

    and yesss twitter.com/emilyyfordd

  • LovatoJonass

    Danaaa said:

    LovatoJonass said:

    I’m a horse – Trace Cyrus

    We be rappin’ – Justin Bieber

    BANANAS – Joe Jonas

    ————

    Shouldn’t that last one be “Fine, take your banana!” By Joe? Lol

    ————

    lol MAYBE.

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    DinoGirl said:

    This is about my ex-boyfriend. I loved him, but I’ve never really been in love. He’s famous. But I won’t say his name. Because I’m better than that. He’s in a band with two of his brothers. by Selena Gomez
    ____________________

    for the life of me i cant figure out who she is talking about.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    YAYAYAYAY GLEE SURVIVED

  • doppler

    delusional bitch by lindsay lohan

  • Emily Ford

    “Lock of Hair” – Taylor Swift

    —-

    I Love Smelling Your Hair When We Hug by Taylor Swift
    ————————-
    “What Scissors?” – Taylor Swift

    —-

    What Video Camera? Just Go Back To Sleep by Taylor Swift

  • iFail2Much

    I also hate it when people forget to flush the toilet in public bathrooms.

    I hate that, it’s gross.

  • Syds.

    Miley wore army pants and flip flops so I bought army pants and flip flops- Selena Gomez

  • THETRUTH

    purity brothers-disney

  • Anonymous

    Well the good news for them is that Miranda Cosgrove got caught up in all the madness and ended up being shot to death by Jac.

  • BlackReaper

    http://www.toonpool.com/user/1172/files/missverstaendnis_145325.jpg

    Death: I’m here to take you with me.
    Hoe: Ok, with precautions 50$, oral costs extra.

  • lisalionheart

    Next time we brake up, the tears will be on YOUR guitar by Taylor Swift.

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    I Got My Gap Fixed…Now Shine On Me by Demi Lovato

  • Kpurity

    First I WANTED this to happen, & now I feel like it’s gonna be all awkward o_O

    Hello OceanUP :)

    P.S. Congrats, Kpurity! You actually managed to fill most of 2 pages, if not for the anonymous interrupters =P
    ———
    Hello. (:
    And thank you. I felt like I was annoying a lot of people though. I was having a caffiene rush.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:10 pm
    LAURENJ- said:

    http://jbfrance.net/galerie/displayimage.php?album=977&pos=5
    ___________________
    TO ALL THE JOE LOVERS ENJOY!!!!
    ——————-
    OMFG! THANK YOU!!!!

  • itsokSMILE

    ahhahahah this is hilarious but why dont i have the gift of naming stuff?

  • Charlotte-x-

    I also hate it when people forget to flush the toilet in public bathrooms.
    -
    In my school, there’s a group of girls, who eat their lunch in the bathroom. I’m like, “WTF, I gotta pee and you’re sitting there eating sandwiches.” It’s so gay.

  • JonasGirl001

    Faux Puberty- Justin Bieber

  • Anonymous

    Im Am Not A Whore by Miley Cyrus.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:52 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    Then the other Taylor was pissed and shot the other Taylor. RIP Taylor.
    —————-
    Wait, which taylor shot who?
    -
    That is the mystery…
    ———————
    The real sad thing is that Taylor was really trying to commit suicide.

    And shot the wrong Taylor. :p

  • stellagirl1993

    Full “We Belong To Music” Here: http://worldmileyfans.blogspot.com/

  • LAURENJ-

    http://jbfrance.net/galerie/displayimage.php?album=977&pos=5
    __________________
    JERSEY JOE ROCKIN NICK’S HAT ENJOY

  • :P ahah

    My songs are too dark for Disney by Demi Lovato
    ——–
    she wishes.
    ha.

  • DinoGirl

    OceanUp Celebrity Perfumes:

    Secrets by Demi Lovato
    Humpage by Miley Cyrus
    Obsessed by Taylor Swift
    Spray Me On Your Cleavage by Nick Jonas


    (All in humor)
    Feel free to continue.

  • Anonymous

    Will any of you actually go to a Nick J and the Administration concert? I fear he will try to be like John Mayer and fail miserably. IDK I think Nick is a weirdo and a major creep sometimes.
    -
    HAHAHA. I agree with the creep thing. He just gives off that vibe. He stares a lot.

    Serious and he always looks psychotic while doing it. IDK he just gives off the vibe of being a really lonely soul. Like I legit think when he’s not eprforming he’s in his room writing heartbreak sogns, crying hismelf to sleep and surfing the net for miley sideboob shot.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Hey Joe, I’m doin real well ;)-Taylor Swift
    ——-
    I am hosting SNL

  • Kpurity

    Robin’s Egg Blue
    Macaroni and Cheese
    Yellow Green
    Ruby

    and yesss twitter.com/emilyyfordd
    ——–
    There’s a color called Macaroni and Cheese..? Is that an orange or a yellow?

  • hpaddictedx

    Miley wore army pants and flip flops so I bought army pants and flip flops- Selena Gomez
    ———–
    LOLOLOL

  • Anonymous

    yeah but we are all laughing and joking around. it sounds like youre not enjoying yourself so thats why people are saying to leave.

    THE POINT plain & simple, laughing about & joking about death it’s really not funny. I’m not enjoying it here, because everyone has something to say, I didn’t say anything to anyone in particular until I got replied too, so I shouldn’t be attacked. Just like all of you say I stated my opinion, you chose to reply & chose reply back because of what people said, I don’t just take insults, I’ll insult you back. :)

    Apparently, the only people who are allowed to be here are the ones who gang up on people & act like idiots. Save it, that’s not the way it works.

  • hpaddictedx

    I’m not like other moms, I’m a cool mom by Deanna De Lagarza

  • Danaaa

    omg, you people are insane. Teenies? Colors? Death? Kisses? Lol, I have a serious love/hate relationship with Ocean…

  • Charlotte-x-

    THIS PERFUME IS FADING!!11! by Jackie

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    I brush my hair with an eggbeater! by Taylor Swift

  • cony

    Today was the best,lol.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    I’m such a tease by Joe Jonas

    ;)

  • LovatoJonass

    Love you Tay by taylor swift

  • YouBelongWithMe

    STOP REPLYING TO THE IDIOT

  • Jonas4Canada

    Neighhhhh by Trace Cyrus.
    Trannyilicioushotmessfamewhore by Jeffree Star.

  • HOLAA

    ahhahahah this is hilarious but why dont i have the gift of naming stuff?
    ———-
    mee tooo :(

  • Kpurity

    I also hate it when people forget to flush the toilet in public bathrooms.
    -
    In my school, there’s a group of girls, who eat their lunch in the bathroom. I’m like, “WTF, I gotta pee and you’re sitting there eating sandwiches.” It’s so gay.
    —–
    0_o I never understood why people eat in the restroom. Isn’t it filled with bacteria?

    I sound like a germ freak.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:10 pm
    Pixita said:

    Skank by Lindsey Lohan
    ———————-
    Song…………..

    “These Lips are Taking Over My Face”

  • iloveyoutaylor!

    dont you tell me im not country! bitch, i had a fiddle! – taylor swift.

  • WhiteHorsex3

    Kpurity said:

    First I WANTED this to happen, & now I feel like it’s gonna be all awkward o_O

    Hello OceanUP :)

    P.S. Congrats, Kpurity! You actually managed to fill most of 2 pages, if not for the anonymous interrupters =P
    ———
    Hello. (:
    And thank you. I felt like I was annoying a lot of people though. I was having a caffiene rush.
    __

    HA and they were annoying you by interrupting =P

  • Emilicious

    hey anonymous girl that is so serious about death, we are sooooo past that. It is done with never to be heard from again. Its alllll good now. Bye!

  • LAURENJ-

    I DONT WANT A PRE-NUP = DANIELLE

  • Melissa=)

    I also hate it when people forget to flush the toilet in public bathrooms.
    -
    In my school, there’s a group of girls, who eat their lunch in the bathroom. I’m like, “WTF, I gotta pee and you’re sitting there eating sandwiches.” It’s so gay.
    ===============
    ew. why would they eat there? thats freakin nasty. i also hate automatic toilets. they flush when youre in the middle of peeing. ha.

  • hpaddictedx

    OMG WE WERE ON E! NEWS, WE’RE FAMOUS by OceanUP

  • Melissa=)

    I also hate it when people forget to flush the toilet in public bathrooms.
    -
    In my school, there’s a group of girls, who eat their lunch in the bathroom. I’m like, “WTF, I gotta pee and you’re sitting there eating sandwiches.” It’s so gay.
    ===============
    ew. why would they eat there? thats freakin nasty. i also hate automatic toilets. they flush when youre in the middle of peeing. ha.

  • Pixita

    LAURENJ- said:

    http://jbfrance.net/galerie/displayimage.php?album=977&pos=5
    ___________________
    TO ALL THE JOE LOVERS ENJOY!!!!

    ———
    Nice! Thanks, sheriff Joe arrest me and frisk me

  • Emily Ford

    Now I Write Letters Because Phones Remind Me Of A Boy Who Broke Up With Me In 27 Seconds….You Know, Joe Jonas….Of The Jonas Brothers by Taylor Swift

  • jerseygirl

    replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:57 pm
    Doom said:

    All Disney stars gone in one day, what a shame.
    ——
    There is still Debby Ryan.
    ——————–
    We’re talking about Disney stars. Not wannabe-star.

  • Charlotte-x-

    Robin’s Egg Blue
    Macaroni and Cheese
    Yellow Green
    Ruby

    and yesss twitter.com/emilyyfordd
    -
    http://twitter.com/CharlotteO_o

  • Anonymous

    lol

    Bitch please, I’m Nick Jonas- by Nick Jonas

  • nia

    am i showing enough clevage? – miley cyrus

  • jjean

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:57 pm
    Doom said:

    All Disney stars gone in one day, what a shame.
    ——
    There is still Debby Ryan.

    Didn’t you hear? She died along with her career days ago.

  • Pixita

    DinoGirl said:

    OceanUp Celebrity Perfumes:

    Secrets by Demi Lovato
    Humpage by Miley Cyrus
    Obsessed by Taylor Swift
    Spray Me On Your Cleavage by Nick Jonas


    Teen Spirit by courtney Galiano

  • LAURENJ-

    http://jbfrance.net/galerie/displayimage.php?album=977&pos=10
    _____________________
    THIS IS WHY I AM KEVIN’S MISTRESS…GORGEOUS

  • THETRUTH

    i smile like the joker-demi lovato

  • Anonymous

    at least we still have madison pettis

  • Anonymous

    loveyouux said:
    Did you guys see when Miley introduced Braison at her concert in Hartford. She said something like this is my other brother Braison, he plays the guitar. The difference between him and my other brother is this one (pointing at Trace) does shower and the other one not. Ha ha.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cobMvQH97UU
    —–
    did you guys notice the teleprompter at 2:06 ahahahaha…
    ——
    It is for Trace. He has such a lot of text in that song. lol.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    ”Did Joe Jonas call and cry in your ear about how Taylor Swift dissed him on national television?”- Perez Hilton

  • Charlotte-x-

    All Disney stars gone in one day, what a shame.
    ——
    There is still Debby Ryan.
    -
    She was filming Suite Life On Deck. But fell off the deck. She had no armbands on. She drowned. RIP Debby Ryan.

  • blingbling

    I also hate it when people forget to flush the toilet in public bathrooms.
    -
    In my school, there’s a group of girls, who eat their lunch in the bathroom. I’m like, “WTF, I gotta pee and you’re sitting there eating sandwiches.” It’s so gay
    —–
    theres this one chick in my class that hates algebra so much she goes to the schools public bathroom and takes naps on the floor of the bathroom during algebra its so funny i once walked in and screamed cause i thought she was dead haha:)

  • doppler

    i’m the big boss man- frankie jonas

    baby prostitute- noah cyrus

  • LovatoJonass

    Dont hate on sluts by miley cyrus

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    what the??? my miles died??? she isnt answering her phone!!! MILES COME BACK
    —-

    I thought you were dead too!
    A-are you a ghost? O_o

  • Ms.N

    Hi ya..hope your all well..damn I get away f?rom OU but miss you…

    how goes it?

  • Melissa=)

    im sexy as hell by joe jonas

  • blingbling

    your not sorry!!

  • Charlotte-x-

    Secrets by Demi Lovato
    Humpage by Miley Cyrus
    Obsessed by Taylor Swift
    Spray Me On Your Cleavage by Nick Jonas

    (All in humor)
    Feel free to continue.
    -
    If You’re Blonde, I’m Fond by Joe Jonas

  • Anonymous

    I Want To Be Famous by Meaghan Jette Martin
    Irrelevant by Kevin Jonas
    You Talkin To Me? by Raven
    Just Cute by Debby Ryan

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    DinoGirl said:

    This is about my ex-boyfriend. I loved him, but I’ve never really been in love. He’s famous. But I won’t say his name. Because I’m better than that. He’s in a band with two of his brothers. by Selena Gomez
    ____________________

    for the life of me i cant figure out who she is talking about.
    _________________________________________

    One of the Naked Brothers?
    =/

    Ughhhhh, Selena and her secrets!!

  • iFail2Much

    Nick Jonas said:

    what the??? my miles died??? she isnt answering her phone!!! MILES COME BACK

    Wasn’t Nick Jonas dead too? Omg. He came from the other life.

  • Anonymous

    UGH! Okay you made your point, why are you still here. You don’t like this post. If your just going to cry about it. Just leave

    LMFAO, just leave ? I’m crying about nothing, your the one who is getting pissed because what I said that made YOU look like an idiot. BTW, you don’t own this website, you have no authority to tell anyone to LEAVE, so STFU.

  • iFail2Much

    OMG WE WERE ON E! NEWS, WE’RE FAMOUS by OceanUP

    LOLOLOL

  • Danaaa

    Demi, I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed. -Miley Cyrus (From Mean Girls)

  • ;]

    Demi wanted joe to catch her but he didnt so demi FELL of a cliff.

  • nia

    my real name is seabiscuit – trace cyrus

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    am i showing enough clevage? – miley cyrus
    —-

    hahaha xDD

  • Delsy

    Well the good news for them is that Miranda Cosgrove got caught up in all the madness and ended up being shot to death by Jac.

    Bad news for Nickelodeon.

  • Anonymous
  • hpaddictedx

    I USED TO BE BEAUTIFUL by Deanna De Lagarza

  • Emilicious

    What happened to 2012??

  • blingbling

    I also hate it when people forget to flush the toilet in public bathrooms.
    -
    In my school, there’s a group of girls, who eat their lunch in the bathroom. I’m like, “WTF, I gotta pee and you’re sitting there eating sandwiches.” It’s so gay
    —–
    theres this one chick in my class that hates algebra so much she goes to the schools public bathroom and takes naps on the floor of the bathroom during algebra its so funny i once walked in and screamed cause i thought she was dead haha:)

  • LovatoJonass

    I want to be miley cyrus by Debby Ryan

  • A.

    This Ain’t No Shit From Hollister by Joe Jonas

    ————–

    I hate you.
    =)

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    This post is fucking hilarious xD

  • iFail2Much

    In my school, there’s a group of girls, who eat their lunch in the bathroom. I’m like, “WTF, I gotta pee and you’re sitting there eating sandwiches.” It’s so gay.

    Why would someone eat in the bathroom? I find that pretty stupid.

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    THIS PERFUME IS FADING!!11! by Jackie

    ——-

    LOL.

  • Emily Ford

    My Perfume Was Hacked by Selena Gomez

  • Charlotte-x-

    how did demi lovato die??
    -
    I told you. She didn’t remember December, so she died. RIP Demi.

  • Emily Ford

    Man Eater – Joe Jonas
    Fake – Selena Gomez
    Irrelevant – Kevin Jonas ( I <3 him though)

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    THIS IS MY JAM! by Raven

  • Anonymous

    Yeah the rumors are true I deleted my twitter by Miley Cyrus.

    Wait, she did write that song. OMG, I failed.

  • blingbling

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:59 pm
    blingbling said:
    wait how did demi lovato die???!?!
    —-
    she didnt remember the talk i had with her….. about joe hahahaha
    —-
    ahah:)

  • Emily Ford

    Fwied Wice by Brenda Song

  • DinoGirl

    hpaddictedx said:

    I’m not like other moms, I’m a cool mom by Deanna De Lagarza
    _________________________________________

    <3

  • Jonas4Canada

    Dinogirl—

    Scent of the Beautiful by Joe Jonas
    Sweet as Pie by Kevin Jonas
    Derek Zoolander’s perfume for really really ridiculously good looking people by Derek Zoolander

  • LAURENJ-

    http://jbfrance.net/galerie/displayimage.php?album=977&pos=13
    ___________________
    THIS IS FOR ALL THE NICK GIRLZ….ENJOY

  • LAURENJ-

    CURLY JOE = JOE JONAS

  • blingbling

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:59 pm
    blingbling said:
    wait how did demi lovato die???!?!
    —-
    she didnt remember the talk i had with her….. about joe hahahaha
    —-
    oh yeah my bad hahaha:)

  • Melissa=)

    yeah but we are all laughing and joking around. it sounds like youre not enjoying yourself so thats why people are saying to leave.

    THE POINT plain & simple, laughing about & joking about death it’s really not funny. I’m not enjoying it here, because everyone has something to say, I didn’t say anything to anyone in particular until I got replied too, so I shouldn’t be attacked. Just like all of you say I stated my opinion, you chose to reply & chose reply back because of what people said, I don’t just take insults, I’ll insult you back. :)

    Apparently, the only people who are allowed to be here are the ones who gang up on people & act like idiots. Save it, that’s not the way it works.
    ======================
    but im not insulting you. youre the one calling us idiots. im just talking to you. and you said you werent enjoying yourself so why are you here? you should do something you enjoy. :)

  • lisalionheart

    omgzzzzz Nileyy!!!! Tehh so c|_|te Tog3zer !?!?!11111111 By The Niley freaks.

  • Paut94Mexico

    IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???IS NICK KISSING CHLOE:(???

  • Emily Ford

    What is Nick Jonas doing here? He died! Damn Harleys.

  • xLOVExME

    WELL,
    Those JEMI fanvidders are gonna have a lot of material after this movie ;p

  • THETRUTH

    whats a vagina-justin beiber

  • YouBelongWithMe

    The whole world crashed in 2012 expect for me. Because I am that cool.

  • Charlotte-x-

    theres this one chick in my class that hates algebra so much she goes to the schools public bathroom and takes naps on the floor of the bathroom during algebra its so funny i once walked in and screamed cause i thought she was dead haha:)
    -
    LMAO. She has problems.

  • JonasGirl001

    iDontcareaboutfuzzy by Miley Cyrus

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    Haha, i think we’ve coverd every perfume name possible :)

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:02 pm
    Emilicious said:
    What happened to 2012??

    oh you didnt hear? I saved the world with someones a$$ to fill that hole in the OZONE

  • Anonymous

    Smell Like Ass by Kevin Jonas

  • Pixita

    jerseygirl said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:10 pm
    Pixita said:

    Skank by Lindsey Lohan
    ———————-
    Song…………..

    “These Lips are Taking Over My Face”

    I’m swallowing myself whole

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    85 teeth- Demi Lovato

  • Emilicious

    What about the sprouse twins!?!?!?!

  • cony

    Pickles with Peanut Butter by Selena Gomez

  • Danaaa

    Charlotte-x- said:

    THIS PERFUME IS FADING!!11! by Jackie

    ————-

    Lol…actually “Miley lose, Selena wim” by Katy smells much better

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Zac Taylor is a stupid asshole by me

  • hpaddictedx

    OceanUp Celebrity Perfumes:

    Secrets by Demi Lovato
    Humpage by Miley Cyrus
    Obsessed by Taylor Swift
    Spray Me On Your Cleavage by Nick Jonas


    Teen Spirit by courtney Galiano
    —–
    Bushbrows by Joe Jonas

  • hpaddictedx

    OMG NICK IS WEARING A RED FEATHER HE MUST BE PETER PAN OMFG MILEY LOVES PETER PAN=NILEY by Niley freaks

  • Emily Ford

    The Suite Life Off Deck.

  • Charlotte-x-

    UGH! Okay you made your point, why are you still here. You don’t like this post. If your just going to cry about it. Just leave

    LMFAO, just leave ? I’m crying about nothing, your the one who is getting pissed because what I said that made YOU look like an idiot. BTW, you don’t own this website, you have no authority to tell anyone to LEAVE, so STFU.

    She DOES actually own the site. She could ban you, y’know.

  • Charlotte-x-

    We Did Not Make This Perfume, Our Management/Disney Did by Jonas Brothers

  • brianaheart19

    How to count – Miley Cyrus

  • Charlotte-x-

    The only survivor is that fat one from Sonny With A Chance. All that fat acted like a bulletproof vest. Eat your meals, kids!

  • blingbling

    theres this one chick in my class that hates algebra so much she goes to the schools public bathroom and takes naps on the floor of the bathroom during algebra its so funny i once walked in and screamed cause i thought she was dead haha:)
    -
    LMAO. She has problems

    yeah she does but shes one of the funniest people in the world :)bahaha

  • Ms.N

    Damn i have a lot of reading to do..but for this post..can I get a summary?

  • Syds.

    DO NOT MESS WITH MY FAMILY. DO NOT-Selena Gomez

  • Anonymous

    Since when is it funny to talk about death like it’s NOTHING ? Grow the fuck up.

  • Emilicious

    oh so what happened to Mitchel Musso? Ooo someone needs to beat someone with a guitar hahaha

  • LovatoJonass

    Don’t touch me Chloe by Nick Jonas

    OH SNAP! by Raven

  • LovatoJonass

    Be jealous Joe fans by demi lovato

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Whoa guys, the whole RIP thing on PITUSA is fake right???
    —————-
    I have no idea. People are saying a drunk driver was involved. Shit…
    —-

    Everyone’s confusing me.
    On YT, they keep saying, “check the news! its true!”
    :(

  • blingbling

    What happened to 2012??
    —-
    arent we in 2009 ?2012 didnt come yet?

  • Kpurity

    UGH! Okay you made your point, why are you still here. You don’t like this post. If your just going to cry about it. Just leave

    LMFAO, just leave ? I’m crying about nothing, your the one who is getting pissed because what I said that made YOU look like an idiot. BTW, you don’t own this website, you have no authority to tell anyone to LEAVE, so STFU.
    ———
    You have no authority over her to tell her to STFU.

  • jerseygirl

    “I Am Nothing (without the Jonas Brothers)” – Demi Lovato

  • LAURENJ-

    THIS USE TO BE MY PLAYGROUND = SELENA GOMEZ

  • iloveyouux

    read the notes apparently Miley was in an wreck? wtf??
    —————–
    Yeah what…? I’m so fucking confused…

    ——

    I am not going to believe it without a confirmation. Last year she died aswell…

    lmfao i remember that!!!!!! wait what happened now?

  • jjean

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:59 pm
    jerseygirl said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:52 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    Then the other Taylor was pissed and shot the other Taylor. RIP Taylor.
    —————-
    Wait, which taylor shot who?
    -
    That is the mystery…
    ———————
    The real sad thing is that Taylor was really trying to commit suicide.

    And shot the wrong Taylor. :p

    Which one? It’s so confusing when people talk about them.:/

  • Emily Ford

    ROFLROFLROLF! Omg Teen Spirit hahahahaha! Ijust died.

    I like ‘Em Young

  • LAURENJ-

    Ms aNonymous

    perfect timing…how u doin????
    on my morning break and thought i would give my jonas sisters some gifts…LOL

  • Ms.N

    Lauren..
    we had thids discussion awhile back

    Joe is the name..cuz everyone wants to wear him…

    Setting all black and white photography..

    Joe in LA Joe in NY Joe in France ec

    I spoke of before Joe in a Penthouse party and he and a she catch eyes..and its regular paced partying and then it slows down as they come in contact..and color appears in their eyes and slowly to their lips and embellishing on my last to their clothes and they embrace ..hence catching a scent…and the voice comes at the end of the sophisticated loft shot and its like dont hide tonight wear your soul….Joe…..

    Love it…want to market it…LOL

  • iloveyouux

    read the notes apparently Miley was in an wreck? wtf??
    —————–
    Yeah what…? I’m so fucking confused…

    ——

    I am not going to believe it without a confirmation. Last year she died aswell…

    lmfao i remember that!!!!!! wait what happened now?

  • Anonymous

    Okay, go ask someone other then me what they think about joking about death. I’m certain they will say the same thing I’m saying, if they aren’t Oceanup idiots.
    -
    FUCK. OFF.

    YOU.
    FIRST.

    Apparently you can say whatever but I can’t say anything, keep on thinking that.

  • DinoGirl

    Emily Ford said:

    Fwied Wice by Brenda Song
    ________________________________

    That’s sooooooo so wrong.
    But it literally made me LOL.
    x]

  • DinoGirl

    The copy & paste technique is a gift.
    Don’t abuse it, please.

  • No Bitchassness

    Charlotte-x- said:
    The only survivor is that fat one from Sonny With A Chance. All that fat acted like a bulletproof vest. Eat your meals, kids!

    ——-
    LMAO!!

  • Jonas4Canada

    LMFAO!

    FIERCE by Tyra Banks
    Obnoxious by Debby Ryan
    Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow by Justin Bieber.

  • Anonymous

    Neighhhhh by Trace Cyrus.
    —-
    lmaoooo

  • Pixita

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    85 teeth- Demi Lovato
    ——–
    Just when you thought all the good ones were taken..too funny

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    WHOS DEAD???????? :o

  • Kpurity

    The whole world crashed in 2012 expect for me. Because I am that cool.
    ———
    Pft, I’ll be alive too. (:

  • Charlotte-x-

    Noddin’ My Head Like Yeah, Movin’ My Hips Like Yeah, Smellin’ Like Smell Like Yeah by Miley Cyrus.

  • xLOVExME

    I Am Not a Whore (But I like to do it) cover by Miley Cyrus

    I Just Wanna Be Liked by Debby Ryan

    Hey Look At me work this pole by Noah Cyrus

  • LAURENJ-

    LIKE A VIRGIN = CAMILLA BELLE

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    WHOS DEAD???????? :o

  • hpaddictedx

    LOL these comments made me lol.

  • Danaaa

    “Pretentious” by Jennifer Stone

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:14 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    We Did Not Make This Perfume, Our Management/Disney Did by Jonas Brothers
    ——————–
    “It’s Awesome” by the Jonas Brothers

  • Danaaa

    Team Demi and Selena! (Go Buy our album) -Kevin Jonas

  • Charlotte-x-

    Whoa whoa whoa. What’s this about Miley?

  • Anonymous

    Didnt u hear kyle massey ate her. Then Raven ate him

  • iFail2Much

    Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow by Justin Bieber.

    lol!

  • jessicababy

    anyone know how nick is feeling now? i hope he feels better then last week

    speakin of e, kevin has a picture yesterday.

  • lisalionheart

    My butterfly flew away – Miley cyrus

  • Charlotte-x-

    What about the sprouse twins!?!?!?!
    -
    They forgot which twin was which. They didn’t know who was Zack and who was Cody. They went fucking insane, turned into lions, ate each other, barfed each other back up, ate that, shit it out, ate that, then fainted because of the smell. BRB, while I upload it to YouTube.

  • Pixita

    Jonas4Canada said:

    LMFAO!

    FIERCE by Tyra Banks
    Obnoxious by Debby Ryan
    Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow by Justin Bieber.
    -
    That last one’s friggin priceless

  • No Bitchassness

    These hooves are made for trotting – Trace Cyrus

  • Melissa=)

    whats a vagina-justin beiber
    —————–
    lmao.
    youre awesome.

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:56 pm
    Anonymous said:

    VIDEO OF KEVIN JUMPING INTO THE ROTTERDAM CROWD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhu0_vhZTXY

    Those girls were nice not to rip his clothes off, him being engaged and all. If it was Joe or Nick, I don’t think they would be so calm. I know I wouldn’t.;)

  • Nick Jonas

    miles!!! I didnt even get to say goodbye!!!!

    I STILL LOVED YOU!!! please!! Theres only one way to do this I have to commit suicide to see my baby miles. Goodbye everyone but I have to be there with miles

  • JonasGirl001

    I have to do homework or im screwed

    iSecretlywasagirl by Justin Bieber

    Ciao Bellisiamos ( i believe im forgetting italian >.<)

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    M!l3yy i$ bU!ldiNgg m3hh a neW sT@bl3 by Trace Cyrus

  • jerseygirl

    I laugh in the face of death…….hahahahhaha!

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    I also hate it when people forget to flush the toilet in public bathrooms.
    -
    In my school, there’s a group of girls, who eat their lunch in the bathroom. I’m like, “WTF, I gotta pee and you’re sitting there eating sandwiches.” It’s so gay
    —–
    theres this one chick in my class that hates algebra so much she goes to the schools public bathroom and takes naps on the floor of the bathroom during algebra its so funny i once walked in and screamed cause i thought she was dead haha:)

    ————–

    LMAO.

  • xLOVExME

    Emily Ford said:

    Fwied Wice by Brenda Song
    ________________________________

    That’s sooooooo so wrong.
    But it literally made me LOL.
    x]

    _________________________________

    LMFAO Niiiiceeee

  • DinoGirl

    THETRUTH said:

    whats a vagina-justin beiber
    ______________________________________

    The thing he popped out of 2 weeks ago.

  • Jessicuhh.

    miley is NOT dead.

  • Anonymous

    You have no authority over her to tell her to STFU.

    BLAH FUCKING BLAH. Apparently, no one can speak for themselves.

  • hpaddictedx

    I Am Not a Whore (But I like to do it) cover by Miley Cyrus
    ——–
    LMAO

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    One of the Naked Brothers?
    =/

    Ughhhhh, Selena and her secrets!!
    _________________________

    im stumped, i give up :(

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Whoa whoa whoa. What’s this about Miley?
    —-

    On YT, people are leaving comments on PITUSA, saying RIP.
    :/

  • iFail2Much

    Charlotte-x- said:
    The only survivor is that fat one from Sonny With A Chance. All that fat acted like a bulletproof vest. Eat your meals, kids!

    Hahaha.

  • hpaddictedx

    Jailbait by Miley Cyrus

  • LAURENJ-

    slip n slide cum inside = kevin jonas

  • Anonymous

    in the shadows by kevin jonas
    make me by miley cyrus

  • Syds.

    Whoa whoa whoa. What’s this about Miley?
    —————
    Go to the Party in the USA video on youtube and read all the comments.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    NO! Raven can’t die!

  • Charlotte-x-

    Okay, go ask someone other then me what they think about joking about death. I’m certain they will say the same thing I’m saying, if they aren’t Oceanup idiots.
    -
    FUCK. OFF.

    YOU.
    FIRST.

    Apparently you can say whatever but I can’t say anything, keep on thinking that.
    -
    Apparently, I can. So stop being a bitch to my friends, grow a pair of balls, go to your bed, and get out of my life.

  • Danaaa

    LovatoJonass said:

    Don’t touch me Chloe by Nick Jonas

    OH SNAP! by Raven

    ————

    “I’m OK!” By Raven

  • LAURENJ-

    EXPRESS YOURSELF = NICK JONAS

  • Anonymous

    because miley wasnt there

  • Charlotte-x-

    Since when is it funny to talk about death like it’s NOTHING ? Grow the fuck up.
    -
    It became funny like 10 minutes ago. Join in!

  • jerseygirl

    ———————–
    Ugh. I have a friend with really long hair. And she is CONSTANTLY braiding it! Her hands are always in her hair. Ewwww.

    I also hate it when people forget to flush the toilet in public bathrooms. *cringe*
    ——————–
    I hate when people pee all over the toilet seat and don’t wipe it down.

    That’s why I have perfected the art of “holding it in”.

  • Emilicious

    We Did Not Make This Perfume, Our Management/Disney Did by Jonas Brothers
    ———————-
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA seriously so true hahaahhahaa

  • jerseygirl

    “All My Exes are Crazy-Ass Bitches” – Joe Jonas. After he leaves Disney.

  • girl crush mileyyyyy

    wait wait wait.. whats going on with miley????D:

  • cony

    I Am Too Sexy For my Shirt by Joe Jonas

  • iloveyouux

    Fwied Wice by Brenda Song

    LOL!

  • Anonymous

    Come fly with me by Ballonboy.

  • Emilicious

    What happened to 2012??
    —-
    arent we in 2009 ?2012 didnt come yet?
    ———–
    No, i mean what happened to the whole 2012 conspericy the world ending???!?! The world is suddenly ending today instead??!

  • ninastubb1203

    wooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:15 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Emily Ford said:

    Fwied Wice by Brenda Song
    ________________________________

    That’s sooooooo so wrong.
    But it literally made me LOL
    ——————
    OMG! LOL

  • nia

    jb’s bitch – demi lovato

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:04 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Since when is it funny to talk about death like it’s NOTHING ? Grow the fuck up.

    GTFO if you don’t like it. OU is the breeding ground of immaturity.

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:42 pm
    hpaddictedx said:

    OceanUp Celebrity Perfumes:

    Secrets by Demi Lovato
    Humpage by Miley Cyrus
    Obsessed by Taylor Swift
    Spray Me On Your Cleavage by Nick Jonas


    Teen Spirit by courtney Galiano
    —–
    Bushbrows by Joe Jonas

    overexcited by Kevin Jonas

  • xLOVExME

    hahaha I just had to say that. xD

  • brianaheart19

    Nerdy and hot – jonas brothers

  • Jessicuhh.

    It took 3 days to go on all the rides twice lol.

    That’s it? :O
    It took me two days to do all the disneyland rides once, haha.

  • jerseygirl

    replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:06 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Didnt u hear kyle massey ate her. Then Raven ate him
    ———————-
    LOL.

    But why didn’t Raven see it coming and save herself?

  • Anonymous

    Womanizer by Joe Jonas

  • brianaheart19

    I know everything you don’t – Nick Jonas

  • HOLAA

    whats a vagina-justin beiber
    DO NOT MESS WITH MY FAMILY. DO NOT-Selena Gomez

    ———
    hahahahahahahahh theses are great !!!
    :P

  • Led Zep fan xoxo

    Jessicuhh. said:

    miley is NOT dead.

    =========

    Didn’t something like this already happen last summer?

  • hpaddictedx

    NO! Raven can’t die!
    ——-
    She would obviously see her death int he future and prevent it, thus cheating death.

  • DinoGirl

    Rhinoplasty by Ashley Tisdale
    420 by Mitchel Musso
    The Carpet Matches The Drapes by Corbin Bleu
    Joe Jonas by Camilla Belle

  • Anonymous

    Who said I can’t get stoned by Cody Linley.

  • cony

    I am laughing so hard I am crying,lol.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me,
    speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
    And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me,
    speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

    Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be.
    Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

    And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree,
    there will be an answer, let it be.
    For though they may be parted there is still a chance that they will see,
    there will be an answer. let it be.

    Let it be, let it be, …..

    And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light, that shines on me,
    shine until tomorrow, let it be.
    I wake up to the sound of music, mother Mary comes to me,
    speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

    Let it be, let it be, …..

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    I cntt typ wiff th3se h00ve$ by Trace Cyrus

  • YouBelongWithMe

    ”hundreds of people I don’t know leave me drunken voicemails. It’s a Friday night.”- Taylor Swift

  • Delsy

    read the notes apparently Miley was in an wreck? wtf??
    —————–
    Yeah what…? I’m so fucking confused…

    ——

    I am not going to believe it without a confirmation. Last year she died aswell…

    lmfao i remember that!!!!!! wait what happened now?

    Apparently another car crash i thought the haters would have thought of something new by now.

  • Charlotte-x-

    Didnt u hear kyle massey ate her. Then Raven ate him
    -
    Raven will never die. She can see the future so she can escaope every death. Like some Final Destination shit.

    Lizzie McGuire on the other hand…

  • Charlotte-x-

    It Doesn’t Matter What You Smell Like, Cos We’re Gonna Break Up Soon by Joe Jonas

  • LovatoJonass

    jerseygirl said:

    “I Am Nothing (without the Jonas Brothers)” – Demi Lovato

    —————

    LOL wow, even im offended!!
    xD
    Good one thoughh

  • Anonymous12three

    Touched for the very first time – Justin Beiber

  • Emily Ford

    BRB, while I upload it to YouTube.

    ROFLROFLROFLROFL!

  • Danaaa

    “Wannabe” By Selena Gomez

  • jerseygirl

    “Mommy, Where Do Babies Come From” – Justin Bieber

  • Syds.

    I don’t really believe it but there are like a lot of people saying it. Hmm…

  • Charlotte-x-

    When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me,
    speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
    And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me,
    speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

    Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be.
    Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

    And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree,
    there will be an answer, let it be.
    For though they may be parted there is still a chance that they will see,
    there will be an answer. let it be.

    Let it be, let it be, …..

    And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light, that shines on me,
    shine until tomorrow, let it be.
    I wake up to the sound of music, mother Mary comes to me,
    speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

    Let it be, let it be, …..
    -
    Beatles forever.

  • Anonymous

    Untamed catepillars I call eyebrows by Camilla Belle

  • LovatoJonass

    im gonna be an actor by justin bieber

  • iFail2Much

    Wait…What happened to Miley? o_o I don’t know if beleive it or not. :| *Confused*

  • Mileys Ghost

    NICKY WAIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anon

    Girly Kisses: Katy Perry

  • nia

    “I Am Nothing (without the Jonas Brothers)” – Demi Lovato
    __

    Lol

  • Emily Ford

    DO NOT MESS WITH MY FAMILY. DO NOT-Selena Gomez

    —-

    That was my next one ;)

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:03 pm
    JonasCyrusSwiftGomez said:

    Whoa whoa whoa. What’s this about Miley?
    —-

    On YT, people are leaving comments on PITUSA, saying RIP.
    :/

    just some jealous haters trying to start a rumor probably. I won’t believe a word of it.

  • Anonymous

    kevin shood die fer reals

  • jerseygirl

    replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:44 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Okay, go ask someone other then me what they think about joking about death. I’m certain they will say the same thing I’m saying, if they aren’t Oceanup idiots.
    -
    FUCK. OFF.

    YOU.
    FIRST.

    Apparently you can say whatever but I can’t say anything, keep on thinking that
    ——————
    Seriously – why are you here? You are clearly not enjoying yourself. And no one here gives a shit about what you think.

    I think it’s time you moved along now.

  • LAURENJ-

    THUNDER = NILEY

  • Emily Ford

    DO NOT MESS WITH MY FAMILY. DO NOT-Selena Gomez

    —-

    That was my next one ;)

  • Danaaa

    iloveyouux said:

    read the notes apparently Miley was in an wreck? wtf??
    —————–
    Yeah what…? I’m so fucking confused…

    ——

    I am not going to believe it without a confirmation. Last year she died aswell…

    lmfao i remember that!!!!!! wait what happened now?

    ————–

    Oh lord, it seems like they try to kill her off every year…This same time last year (November) they claimed she was hit by a truck on the way to work.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    hpaddictedx has a point. Raven can’t die. She is unstoppable.

  • Danaaa

    Charlotte-x- said:

    It Doesn’t Matter What You Smell Like, Cos We’re Gonna Break Up Soon by Joe Jonas

    ———–

    LOL! Gotta love him

  • jjean

    Dude looks like a lady by Tokio Hotel

    Hobo by Rob pattinson

  • Melissa=)

    i think im the shit by mitchel musso

  • J-Bug

    AGAIN!
    She’s NOT dead.
    Wow people are pathetic seriously.

  • Anonymous

    The only survivor is that fat one from Sonny With A Chance. All that fat acted like a bulletproof vest. Eat your meals, kids!

    ——-
    LMAO!!

    Your comments are BITCHASSNESS. Fat one ? Obviously your a shallow & stupid person.

  • Mileys Ghost

    is my nicky still here?? did he commit suicide :(

  • Charlotte-x-

    We Did Not Make This Perfume, Our Management/Disney Did by Jonas Brothers
    ——————–
    “It’s Awesome” by the Jonas Brothers
    -
    “We’re Here Just To Focus On The Perfume, Please” by the Jonas Brothers

  • hpaddictedx

    Humping the floor is my hobby by Miley Cyrus

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    omg/ ??
    WTF WHERE DID THIS COME FROM ?????????????? SHESNOT DEAD!

  • Emily Ford

    Let’s just say, It’s not The Climb if you don’t have a proper harness.

  • Anonymousssssss

    This post is probably the most bipolar thing I have seen since my Grandma.

  • Anonymous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gEDpe6y9JM&feature=channel

    LOL listen to the guy screaming “i love Miley” like 100 times. LMAO

  • Anonymous

    MandyJiroux
    .Just got woken up by a funny phone call from miles.. Made my day! She needs to come home now :(
    about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter
    ————————–
    miley did NOT die

  • blingbling

    What happened to 2012??
    —-
    arent we in 2009 ?2012 didnt come yet?
    ———–
    No, i mean what happened to the whole 2012 conspericy the world ending???!?! The world is suddenly ending today instead??!

    oh haha my bad:)

  • Melissa=)

    It Doesn’t Matter What You Smell Like, Cos We’re Gonna Break Up Soon by Joe Jonas
    ===========
    haha. good one.

  • LAURENJ-

    JERSEYGIRL

    I hope you liked my gift to you…

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    My passion for music comes out when I use my auto tune by Selena Gomez

  • iFail2Much

    Mileys Ghost said:

    Rofl.

  • Pixita

    No, Perfection by Joe Jonas

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:14 pm
    Pixita said:

    jerseygirl said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:10 pm
    Pixita said:

    Skank by Lindsey Lohan
    ———————-
    Song…………..

    “These Lips are Taking Over My Face”

    I’m swallowing myself whole
    ——————-
    Is that your reaction? Or your perfume suggestion? ;)

  • Anonymous

    Golddigger by Danielle Deleasa

  • Jessicuhh.

    Didn’t something like this already happen last summer?

    Yeah, haha. It’s so easy to start rumors. You just gather a bunch of people and say you all heard it.
    BUT, if she were dead, it’d be all over twitter by now. Not on some youtube comments…

  • hpaddictedx

    Pedowolf by Jacob Black
    MarySue by Bella Swan
    Abuser by Edward Cullen

  • brianaheart19

    I know how to work high heels by Joe Jonas

  • Emily Ford

    Come fly with me by Ballonboy.

    —-

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! FALCON HEENE!

  • iloveyouux

    okay im kinda freaked out I understand a few people saying it but everyones saying it!!

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:04 pm
    Emily Ford said:

    The Suite Life Off Deck.

    …wasn’t as ‘suite’ as Zach and Cody thought when they found out they couldn’t swim. RIP Zach and Cody.

  • cony

    Famewhore by Justin Gaston

    Bye guys talk to you all later!

  • Emilicious

    Anybody Would Be Lucky to Date Her by the Jonas Brothers

  • YouBelongWithMe

    “Yeah.. It’s just kind of hard to miss somebody that I don’t know anymore.”

  • Emily Ford

    I hate when I go into the bathroom and all the girls are all “EW OMG!” And I look in to find that someone didn’t flush. I’m always that person to walk in flush, turn around and give a dirty stare, then pee.

  • Syds.

    “I Am Nothing (without the Jonas Brothers)” – Demi Lovato
    —————-
    Hahah. So true..

  • iFail2Much

    “Mommy, Where Do Babies Come From” – Justin Bieber

    Hahahahaha.

  • DinoGirl

    Anonymousssssss said:

    This post is probably the most bipolar thing I have seen since my Grandma.
    ________________________________________

    Rofl.

  • iFail2Much

    Dude looks like a lady by Tokio Hotel

    Rofl.

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    lisalionheart said:

    My butterfly flew away – Miley cyrus
    _
    LOOL ! I get it :)

  • JBDeepInMyHeart

    AAAHH!!! I just screamed!!!! For some insane reasons I’m always so happy when JB kiss somebody on screen!!! .. ok it has happened once, when Joe kissed Chelsea.. and I was like going crazy for two weeks after!!!! But it wouldn’t be the same in real life.. or would it?… anyways OMJ! :D:D:D:D

  • jerseygirl

    HaHa. Miley’s ghost is here now.

  • hpaddictedx

    Headbands are for winners by Nick Jonas

  • blingbling

    We Did Not Make This Perfume, Our Management/Disney Did by Jonas Brothers
    —-
    bhahaah you just killed me hhahaha:)

  • DinoGirl

    I do NOT want to be famous. I do NOT want to have my own perfume. by Kristen Stewart.

  • Syds.

    I agree with whoever said it would be on twitter. It’s pretty suspicious that it’s only on youtube. Seems fake to me.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    What about the sprouse twins!?!?!?!
    -
    They forgot which twin was which. They didn’t know who was Zack and who was Cody. They went fucking insane, turned into lions, ate each other, barfed each other back up, ate that, shit it out, ate that, then fainted because of the smell. BRB, while I upload it to YouTube.
    ———

    Omfg, I love you xDDD

  • Danaaa

    “Purity” by the Jonas Brothers

  • hpaddictedx

    My thunder thighs bring sexyback by Nick Jonas.

  • hpaddictedx

    Come fly with me by Ballonboy.
    —-
    HAHAHAH

  • YouBelongWithMe

    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    I love how people love making rumors about Miley Cyrus dying. It is actually quite sad that they want her to die. WTF did she do to them?

  • Anonymous

    So, in the end, everyone on earth will be dead except for Raven?!

  • jerseygirl

    “Do You Wanna Touch” – Joe Jonas.

  • Mandy

    Im not a slut, I’m just growing up by Miley Cyrus

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:41 pm
    Syds. said:

    DO NOT MESS WITH MY FAMILY. DO NOT-Selena Gomez
    ——————-
    Just when I thought we exhausted all of the Selena jokes. Hahhahhaha

  • J-Bug

    There’s been no news of that in the past 24hours. SO DON’T BELIEVE WHAT YOU READ.
    Miley’s alive and kicking.

  • :]

    hey miley… I didnt know you could go to oceanup in heaven..

  • Melissa=)

    This post is probably the most bipolar thing I have seen since my Grandma.
    ===============
    lmao.

  • LAURENJ-

    STRAWBERRY KISSES = JOE JONAS

  • LovatoJonass

    watch out miley by selena gomez

  • iFail2Much

    Well supposedly Miley died last year too so who knows… I think it’s just a lame rumor.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    ”It is not about the climb Miley, it is about the fall”- Video On Trial

  • Jonas4Canada

    Pixita and Ifail2much- Hahah thx!

    Pixita is right, that would be the name of his perfume!

  • Emily Ford

    Fwied Wice by Brenda Song
    ________________________________

    That’s sooooooo so wrong.
    But it literally made me LOL.
    x]

    —-

    She also has a Christmas edition:

    Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra by Brenda Song

  • Anonymous

    I Dont Write My Own Songs by Miley Cyrus
    No personal Questions please by Jonas Brothers
    I’m So Emo I Slit My Wrist by Demi Lovato
    Hillbillies With Money by the Cyrus Family
    I Have A Visa by Selena Gomez

  • cony

    She totally “died” that is why CNN is talking about Obama going to China.

  • Mileys Ghost

    it’s the climb….. yeahh woahh yeahh

  • LovatoJonass

    How do you like me now Nick by Miley Cyrus

  • LovatoJonass

    watch out miley by selena gomez

  • blingbling

    what ever happened to that chick on lizzie mcguire the weird one lizzes best friend not gordo but the chick?

  • Charlotte-x-

    This post is probably the most bipolar thing I have seen since my Grandma.
    -
    You’re Grandma sounds interesting… does she an OU account?

  • jerseygirl

    laurenj – I did girlfriend! I gave you a big OMFG! I swear, Joe is beautiful. I’m looking at my Meet & Greet as we speak. Aaaaah – the hug. Such good times.

    How are you today?

  • oneofakindxo

    Awes.

    I cant wait. :]

  • Anonymous

    jjean said:
    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:03 pm
    JonasCyrusSwiftGomez said:

    Whoa whoa whoa. What’s this about Miley?
    —-

    On YT, people are leaving comments on PITUSA, saying RIP.
    :/

    just some jealous haters trying to start a rumor probably. I won’t believe a word of it.
    ———
    They did the sam this summer too, when she was in Georgia. Just some sad losers.

  • Emily Ford

    And it’s hard to Take A Breath when there are bags taped over your heads.

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:45 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    Noddin’ My Head Like Yeah, Movin’ My Hips Like Yeah, Smellin’ Like Smell Like Yeah by Miley Cyrus.

    LMAO! I spit on my computer screen!

  • brianaheart19

    How to look like your about to break your neck -Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift

  • Jessicuhh.

    Not “everyone” is talking about it. Everyone is freaking out asking if it’s true. They’re not talking about her being dead. Big difference.

  • jerseygirl

    Your comments are BITCHASSNESS. Fat one ? Obviously your a shallow & stupid person.
    ———————-
    Says the person who misspells “You’re”.

  • Anonymous

    Ugly by Kevin Jonas
    Part Chick Magnent by David Henrie

  • nia

    pickles FTW! – selena gomez

  • Emily Ford

    Go Burn The Team Shirts by Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, and the Other One

  • Emily Ford

    Get ittt =)

  • YouBelongWithMe

    hey miley… I didnt know you could go to oceanup in heaven..
    ——
    They have internet connection there.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    When I find myself in times of trouble, mother Mary comes to me,
    speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
    And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me,
    speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

    Let it be, let it be, let it be, let it be.
    Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

    And when the broken hearted people living in the world agree,
    there will be an answer, let it be.
    For though they may be parted there is still a chance that they will see,
    there will be an answer. let it be.

    Let it be, let it be, …..

    And when the night is cloudy, there is still a light, that shines on me,
    shine until tomorrow, let it be.
    I wake up to the sound of music, mother Mary comes to me,
    speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

    Let it be, let it be, …..
    —–

    One of my favorite Beatles songs ever.
    Best. band. ever.
    <3

  • Anonymous

    For taylor swift( inspired by jonas brothers world war III:
    Tonight i walked into my bedroom oh,
    you where clinicaly upset,

    i cant think of anything else :p fail. haha.

  • hpaddictedx

    Poison Ivy by Selena Gomez

  • Syds.

    Who starts rumors about someone else dying?? Do they not have anything better to do with their lives?

  • Emily Ford

    Plus Selena totally took it seriously when she sang Falling Down….a cliff.

  • dont talk please.

    “autotuned” selena gomez

  • Syds.

    Untamed catepillars I call eyebrows by Camilla Belle
    ————–
    Oh My God. HAHAHAH.

  • Emilicious

    Mommy! I made a poopoo in the big boy toilet- Justin Bieber

  • Anonymous

    She’s not dead.
    A fan probly did this to get all the attension her her. Attension whore

  • Charlotte-x-

    The only survivor is that fat one from Sonny With A Chance. All that fat acted like a bulletproof vest. Eat your meals, kids!

    ——-
    LMAO!!

    Your comments are BITCHASSNESS. Fat one ? Obviously your a shallow & stupid person.
    -
    Get used to it, bb.

  • hpaddictedx

    Ugly by Kevin Jonas
    —-
    More like Sexybeast by Kevin Jonas.

  • LAURENJ-

    To all The Single ladies = joe jonas

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    Anonymous12three said:

    Touched for the very first time – Justin Beiber
    _____
    LOOL win !

  • cony

    It is a bull-crap rumor,don’t believe it. :o/

  • Anonymous

    GTFO if you don’t like it. OU is the breeding ground of immaturity.

    Just shut the fuck up, your a sad pathetic person. I don’t fucking care if this website is about immaturity, I’m not & all of these comments are ridiculous & stupid.

  • Anonymous

    Danaaa said:

    “Pretentious” by Jennifer Stone
    ___________

    ahahahahahahahahahaha

  • hpaddictedx

    There is no Jemi! I wouldn’t lie to my fans by Demi Lovato

  • Pixita

    Anonymous said:

    Golddigger by Danielle Deleasa
    -
    That was harsh, shame on you!

  • Tashahahaha

    How many times has Miley died in the past couple of years now?
    At least twice in the past year.
    But it is pretty scary to read if you just see that right there.

  • blingbling

    what ever happened to that chick on lizzie mcguire the weird one lizzes best friend not gordo but the chick?

  • Emily Ford

    Seatfiller by Selena Gomez

  • itsokSMILE

    its my sex life and i can keep it private if i want it to be-jonas brothers
    eh mines bad hmmm how about bums rule-robert pattinson lol

  • dell01

    LMAO!!

    WTF are we talking about?- dell01

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Who starts rumors about someone else dying?? Do they not have anything better to do with their lives?
    ——
    Nope

  • Kpurity

    You have no authority over her to tell her to STFU.

    BLAH FUCKING BLAH. Apparently, no one can speak for themselves.
    ———-
    My God. You’re more annoying than Jackie.

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:19 pm
    Emily Ford said:

    Fwied Wice by Brenda Song
    ________________________________

    That’s sooooooo so wrong.
    But it literally made me LOL.
    x]

    —-

    She also has a Christmas edition:

    Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra by Brenda Song
    ————————
    And her perfume – “Me So Horny”

  • Anonymous

    I am too cool by Demi Lovato

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:10 pm
    blingbling said:

    what ever happened to that chick on lizzie mcguire the weird one lizzes best friend not gordo but the chick?
    ——————–
    MIRANDA!

    Her name was LaLaine – or something. I have no idea where she went.

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    “Do You Wanna Touch” – Joe Jonas.
    -

    You would jersygirl, you would xD

  • brianaheart19

    How to grab a girls butt and not look like a pevert by Kevin Jonas

  • brianaheart19

    How to dance like a girl – Kevin Jonas

  • J-Bug

    cony said:

    She totally “died” that is why CNN is talking about Obama going to China.
    _______________________
    Haha.

  • Delsy

    what ever happened to that chick on lizzie mcguire the weird one lizzes best friend not gordo but the chick?

    She did drugs :(

  • Emilicious

    what are you guys doing now? hahaha

  • Charlotte-x-

    This Smells Awkwardddd by Joe Jonas

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    How to skeletize a cow in 2 minutes by Chuck Norris

  • iFail2Much

    Who starts rumors about someone else dying?? Do they not have anything better to do with their lives?

    I don’t think so.

  • Melissa=)

    haha. the comments on oceanup are hilarious.
    =D

  • Anonymousssssss

    This post is probably the most bipolar thing I have seen since my Grandma.
    -
    You’re Grandma sounds interesting… does she an OU account?

    ——-

    Yeah.. she goes by Jackie (;

  • iloveyouux

    I cntt typ wiff th3se h00ve$ by Trace Cyrus

    Bahahaha (:

  • Anonymous

    i think for us.. – jonas brothers

    ———–

    Oh my god! LMFAOOOOOO.
    I love you. And laughed SO hard at this.

  • Emily Ford

    This is like the 3rd time Miley has died. Girl’s got 9 lives.

  • Charlotte-x-

    The Jonas Brothers Twitter, felt so insulted that they never used him, so they killed them. Now they fucking learned their lesson…

  • Jonas4Canada

    Emily- I hate it when girls go into public not very well maintained washrooms like the ones at school and FREAK if some draws a penis on the door.

  • LovatoJonass

    you know you like it by nick jonas

  • THETRUTH

    diana delagarza- my daughter fucking hates me now thanks zack taylor

  • Emily Ford

    And Demi? Well let’s all Remember in December to wear a coat and not a bathing suit while walking across a tundra.

  • Danaaa

    “Come Back Nick” By Miley Cyrus

  • LAURENJ-

    Entrapment = Taylor swift

  • Emily Ford

    My Perfume Was Hacked by Selena Gomez

  • cony

    Looks like so..

  • Brittnee

    I Can’t wait for Camp Rock 2 because I have been waiting for this forever. It will be so exciting to see Mitchie(Demi)And Shane(Joe) kiss on the second Camp Rock 2. I really hope it will be better then high school Musocal for sure. I think the Jonas Brothers are so cool and I Love there voices . I Love Demi too she is a great singer too. I really think Joe Jonas And Demi Lovato are so cute together thats my optioion. But, I really hope they have a strong realationship. You Rock Camp Rock. And, I hope they make Camp Rock 3 and put in the Theaters like high school musical.

  • hpaddictedx

    All My Single Ladies by Kurt

  • Anonymous

    We’d like to focus on the music please by the Jonas Brothers

  • ANTPATC

    WHAT!? im gonna cringe when i watch this movie… who writes this stuff?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbbzzuYK0tQ

  • B-O-U-N-C-E

    She’s not dead. Maybe peple did this to feed her with more attension

  • Charlotte-x-

    what ever happened to that chick on lizzie mcguire the weird one lizzes best friend not gordo but the chick?

    She did drugs :(
    -
    For real?

  • jjean

    “Bang me like you know you want to” by joe jonas

  • lisalionheart

    You dont hate me cause im fat, im fat because you hate me by Raven

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Mommy! I made a poopoo in the big boy toilet- Justin Bieber
    —-

    Omfg, I love you xDD

    I’m cracking up and my dad is looking at me like I’m nuts XDD

  • Anonymous16

    yay xD

  • Emily Ford

    Is it bad that I’m the only one dying laughing at my own song/death comments?

  • Aly

    Wow that chloe girl isnt pretty at all. And wow demi and joe kiss…thats not depressing or anything.

  • Bond

    Will any of you actually go to a Nick J and the Administration concert? I fear he will try to be like John Mayer and fail miserably. IDK I think Nick is a weirdo and a major creep sometimes.

    ———-

    Lol why? Because he’s to himself?
    I think he more of doesn’t want to dissappoint girl’s reputation of him, so he tries to stay as respectable as possible.

    Nick’s just about the music. He’s one of those rare artists that doesn’t need the elaborate stuff on stage in order to entertain. And because of that reason, I don’t think people will understand his way of presenting music. Like A Little Bit longer, it’s more intimate. That’s him, period. Passionate.

    That doesn’t make him ‘creepy’. But, think what you want, haha. I just hope you’re there to support him like you have with his brothers.

  • HOLAA

    I do NOT want to be famous. I do NOT want to have my own perfume. by Kristen Stewart.
    ———
    hahahah
    My life Suxs. by Kristen Stewart.

  • lisa

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 01:58 pm
    Nick Jonas said:

    what the??? my miles died??? she isnt answering her phone!!! MILES COME BACK
    ——-LOL.

  • A.Nonymous

    “Oops, I did it again.” – Miley Cyrus

  • nia

    I cntt typ wiff th3se h00ve$ by Trace Cyrus
    __

    LOL

  • xLOVExME

    How to count – Miley Cyrus
    _______________
    W I N!!!!!!!

  • Charlotte-x-

    She’s not dead. It just started on the PITUSA and now people are continuing it for a ‘joke’.

  • Charlotte-x-

    I’m Gonna Write A Song About How You Smell by Taylor Swift

  • Anonymous

    Your not my friend anymore by Selena Gomez.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    ”Miley has Swine Flu”-Cody

  • jemi fan from sweden
  • blingbling

    The only survivor is that fat one from Sonny With A Chance. All that fat acted like a bulletproof vest. Eat your meals, kids!

    ——-
    LMAO!!

    Your comments are BITCHASSNESS. Fat one ? Obviously your a shallow & stupid person.
    -
    Get used to it, bb
    —–
    were you talking to me when you said bb ?
    blingbling?

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Awkward- Cory Monteith

  • Emily Ford

    Taco Flavored Kisses by Selena Gomez

  • brianaheart19

    Who wants to be the first lady? – Nick Jonas

  • Charlotte-x-

    I Can’t wait for Camp Rock 2 because I have been waiting for this forever. It will be so exciting to see Mitchie(Demi)And Shane(Joe) kiss on the second Camp Rock 2. I really hope it will be better then high school Musocal for sure. I think the Jonas Brothers are so cool and I Love there voices . I Love Demi too she is a great singer too. I really think Joe Jonas And Demi Lovato are so cute together thats my optioion. But, I really hope they have a strong realationship. You Rock Camp Rock. And, I hope they make Camp Rock 3 and put in the Theaters like high school musical.
    -
    I know, right, I love them too. Shame they all died.

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3
  • xLOVExME

    We Wish We Weren’t Named This – The Administration (ft. Nick Jonas)

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    Emily Ford said:

    This is like the 3rd time Miley has died. Girl’s got 9 lives.
    _
    Lmao your my hero.

  • UnKnown.

    LOOL at the coment saying “demi died because she didn remember december hahahah ! omg im creasing. ahahhahh !

  • Syds.

    Headbands are for winners by Nick Jonas
    ——————-
    I’m dying..

  • hpaddictedx

    You dont hate me cause im fat, im fat because you hate me by Raven
    ——
    LMAO WIN

  • brianaheart19

    Peopl just aren’t as creative as they used to be. I mean she died again?

  • Danaaa

    Emily Ford said:

    Seatfiller by Selena Gomez

    ————–

    hahahaha

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:17 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    We Did Not Make This Perfume, Our Management/Disney Did by Jonas Brothers
    ——————–
    “It’s Awesome” by the Jonas Brothers
    -
    “We’re Here Just To Focus On The Perfume, Please” by the Jonas Brothers
    ———————-
    LMAO!

    “Passionate Fans” – The Jonas Brothers

  • THETRUTH

    what band i am the band- nick jonas
    i can act yes i can-joe jonas
    fuckk this band cant break up what the hell am i gonna do-kevin jonas

  • Emily Ford

    She’s not dead. Maybe peple did this to feed her with more attension

    —-

    It’s weird how you can spell “bounce” but not “attention”. JB and Demi might as well be on Sesame Street.

  • cony

    Shit, I am going to get 20 fries and 10 double chesse burgers. I need to stock up . My butt area needs some fat.

  • Pixita

    dell01 said:

    LMAO!!

    WTF are we talking about?- dell01

    —-
    Designer perfumes

  • Delsy

    She got 6 now.

  • Melissa=)

    GTFO if you don’t like it. OU is the breeding ground of immaturity.

    Just shut the fuck up, your a sad pathetic person. I don’t fucking care if this website is about immaturity, I’m not & all of these comments are ridiculous & stupid.
    ===================
    joke. < — learn what that word means. :)

  • DinoGirl

    Who? by Naked Brothers Band

  • Anonymous

    I know what I’mn doing- by Camilla Belle

  • LAURENJ-

    CRAZYBITCH = TAYLOR SWIFT

    CRAZIER THAN CRAZY = TAYLOR SWIFT

    CRY & WEEP TAYLOR = JOE JONAS
    27SECS & STILL PAYING = JOE JONAS

  • cony

    Yup,she like a ghost you can’t get rid of her,lol!

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:12 pm
    Emily Ford said:

    Is it bad that I’m the only one dying laughing at my own song/death comments?
    ————————
    Isn’t that the way it always is around here?

    And seriously – your icon is butt ugly. Change it. :p

  • Emily Ford

    Seatfiller by Selena Gomez

    But only because she’s poking fun at what people call her! ;)

  • brianaheart19

    Actualy I’m changing the title

    How to grab a girl’s butt and not be called a pervert by Kevin Jonas

  • Krissy

    Just finished potty training – Justin Bieber

  • stellagirl1993

    These Are The Proofs i can give that i have the full we belong to music song ;

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/42139096@N08/4107114074/

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/42139096@N08/4107132848/

    zoon on the 2nd one ;)

  • Emilicious

    Ring around the rosey
    Pocketful of posies
    Ashes, ashes
    We all FALL DOWN

  • Anonymous

    Wait where is the insider that claimed she knew BbGirlSHorty who said stuff about things Demi did?

    I honestly don’t think whatever Demi does is any different from most disney kids. believe it or not, most of them drink, even the JoBros.

  • itsokSMILE

    oooh i got one! curly headed fuck- kevin jonas!

  • DinoGirl

    CHUCKNORRIS said:

    How to skeletize a cow in 2 minutes by Chuck Norris
    ____________________________________

    Your perfume veers off zombies.

  • Emily Ford

    This is like the 3rd time Miley has died. Girl’s got 9 lives.
    _
    Lmao your my hero.

    —-

    Why, thank you.

  • hpaddictedx

    And Demi? Well let’s all Remember in December to wear a coat and not a bathing suit while walking across a tundra.
    —–
    LMAO

  • Charlotte-x-

    This post is probably the most bipolar thing I have seen since my Grandma.
    -
    You’re Grandma sounds interesting… does she an OU account?

    ——-

    Yeah.. she goes by Jackie (;
    -
    HAHAHA!

  • deco

    OMG NICK IS WEARING A RED FEATHER HE MUST BE PETER PAN OMFG MILEY LOVES PETER PAN=NILEY by Niley freaks
    —-
    Hmmm really interesting :)

    http://elcatalogo.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/peter-pan.jpg

    I know they are single

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    Mommy! Change my diaper!— Justin Bieber

  • girl crush mileyyyyy

    if only she had a twitter to LIVELY laugh at yet another rumor……………………

  • Anonymous

    Says the person who misspells “You’re”.

    I don’t give a fuck about spelling. I mean your a stupid person for talking about death like it’s NOTHING, KARMA is a bitch.

  • Jonas4Canada

    Come on lets think of other names for Justin Bieber perfume!

    Must say I do like the one I made up, Tutti Frutti Candy Gumdrops Rainbow :)

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 03:17 pm
    JonasCyrusSwiftGomez said:

    I cntt typ wiff th3se h00ve$ by Trace Cyrus

    Seriously, that joke doesn’t get old! LOL

  • xLOVExME

    Justin Bieber – I’m Not Short I just haven’t grown since the fourth grade!

  • JonasCyrusSwiftGomez

    She’s not dead. It just started on the PITUSA and now people are continuing it for a ‘joke’.
    —-

    I don’t see how joking about death is funny :/

  • YouBelongWithMe

    LOOL at the coment saying “demi died because she didn remember december hahahah ! omg im creasing. ahahhahh !
    ——-
    WTF is creasing. I don’t even want to know.

  • Anonymous

    Stud In Training by Jake T Austin

  • dell01

    One More Drink- Kevin Jonas

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    This is the epicest post on oceanup.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Drizzle- Finn Hudson

  • Ms.N

    Lauren…

    just got the okay to turn on my computer..tired baby…but survivng…how bouts you…no one wants to hear me..give me the inside scoop…damn lauren.. is this post sex..cuz I read yuor last…I have to hear ….cumming and going is what I have been doing…lol…

    haters suck it…i love my jonai..and you love me..yeah I could wach my language…but damn I missed you and evryone..so spill life..how goes it!

    oh i have news to get me off junk!

  • Emilicious

    Anybody would be lucky to date her….. by The Jonas Brothers

  • cony

    She “died” twice in the past six months.

  • blingbling

    survey:i hate ____________??

  • Mileys Ghost

    and even though it’s diffrent now i’m still here somehow…

  • Anonymous

    HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MY PHYSICS HOMEWORK WHEN LADY GAGA’S NEW ALBUM JUST LEAKED????

    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • THETRUTH

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    ”Miley has Swine Flu”-Cody
    ————-
    amazing comment

  • HannahMary

    It’s really horrible to read those rumours, regardless. I remember when her YT was hacked and a video announcement of her death was put up there. Most people could tell it was fake but she has lots of fans who are like, little kids, and they were seriously upset on the comments. It was just horrible.

  • Delsy

    what ever happened to that chick on lizzie mcguire the weird one lizzes best friend not gordo but the chick?

    She did drugs :(
    -
    For real?

    Yup it was meth or something like that.

  • Danaaa

    DinoGirl said:

    Who? by Naked Brothers Band

    ————-

    lol

  • Pixita

    jjean said:

    Dude looks like a lady by Tokio Hotel

    Hobo by Rob pattinson
    —-
    Hobo, That’s a good one

  • Anonymous

    i need to be SEXY to be relevant by miley cyrus

  • Anonymous

    We the footage is already taped so no need to worry

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:51 pm
    Emily Ford said:

    Seatfiller by Selena Gomez
    ——————-
    SIT DOWN EMILY FORD!!!!!

    Swear to God, I was just about to type the same thing!!!! Bahahahhaha!

  • nia

    Untamed catepillars I call eyebrows by Camilla Belle
    ————–
    Oh My God. HAHAHAH.
    ——
    bahahahaha

  • nia

    booty shorts are my friend – miley cyrus

  • jjean

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:11 pm
    Anonymous said:

    GTFO if you don’t like it. OU is the breeding ground of immaturity.

    Just shut the fuck up, your a sad pathetic person. I don’t fucking care if this website is about immaturity, I’m not & all of these comments are ridiculous & stupid.

    As charlotte said, “get used to it, bb.”

  • blingbling

    replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 02:44 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Okay, go ask someone other then me what they think about joking about death. I’m certain they will say the same thing I’m saying, if they aren’t Oceanup idiots.
    -
    FUCK. OFF.

    YOU.
    FIRST.

    Apparently you can say whatever but I can’t say anything, keep on thinking that
    ——————
    Seriously – why are you here? You are clearly not enjoying yourself. And no one here gives a shit about what you think.

    I think it’s time you moved along now
    —–
    AMEN! we are all just a group of people who like to laugh and have a good time dont be raining on our parade

  • LAURENJ-

    jerseygirl

    Im good babes…I stole them from JHQ…they need to compensate us Jonas Sisters for being the Best Jonas fans Ever…LOL

    Finished with your homework GF???

  • Anonymous

    We love fans (and their wallets) by The Jonas Brothers

  • Mrs.NickJonas916

    Nick’s name is Nate…Not Nat…Stupid oceanup!!! :0 And yayayayayay Joe and Demi kiss!!! :)

  • JonasGirl001

    This isn’t Jemi, children. It’s just ‘Shit’ :D
    courtesy of Jerseygirl
    which I totally agree with btw

  • EverythingUrNot

    Chloe>Miley. She is prettier and can sing.Check out her myspace.He should date her.

  • Anonymous

    Gosh, the girls on this post are so rude. Just wait for the movie to come out before you call it “Shit” and I know Jemi isn’t real but why are you hating on them?, mostly Demi?

  • Anonymous

    CR2 will probably bomb.JB was HUGE when CR came out and it pulled in an impressive 8 million viewers.Since pretty much everything they do fails this movie will be no different.____ I got a feeling CR 2 will fail. JB was VERY HOT FROM HM & SOS & BOBW and on their OWN tour when CR premiered.

  • MZ

    Anyone from the UK..
    Is anyone else watching the new Doctor Who on BBC 1?
    It’s really freaking me out! >.<

  • Anonymous

    Teenie – so did every other publication and news media outlet out there. Because there were actual pictures. It wasn’t actually an exclusive.—yes it was! j14 was the 1st to report it duh!fyi Jemi is adorable Nourtney is creepy! He was going out with her Boyfriend for around 5 years!!!!

  • josephrulz

    i hope the tca will hv 2 CHOICE KISS awards next year… 1 for tv show n the other for movie… joe would win both of them…lol lol
    ahh joseph has been lookin gorgeous lately… n the joe-stella kiss was pretty amazing…
    lol
    n the best kiss award goes to– joe jonas n ….. woooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Anonymous

    he is in mileys 7 things she says when they kiss shes hypnotized — Miley was in love with him…

  • Anonymous

    I like nemi

  • Charlotte-x-

    “Camp Rock has a more hippie feel to it.”

    HAHAHAHA WTF

    Anyway. YES. Kiss. Awesome.

  • dell01

    and this is my cue to go……see ya.

  • LatinGirl14

    A LA MIERDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jonas4Canada

    “She (Dianna) is having a hard time dealing with the situation. She feels bad, but only did it to help her daughter if you can understand that. The truth is, they (Demi & Joe) have been close friends for a couple years and recently started discussing whether to try a relationship out or not. They decided to take things slow and figure it out more delicately once he (Joe) returns home. Since the involvement of the media, both sides have been focusing on other things, and I know he (Joe) hopes this will all blow over like everything else in the past. They care for each other and look at the situation as a minor speed bump to what can be something very special down the road. It wasn’t right what they (Dianna & Demi) did to you Zack, and they both sincerely know it… But let’s move past this so that Joe and Demi can have a fair chance and everyone can move on like you’ve posted before.”

    ^^ from legit JONAS insider.
    Jemi never happened teenies, they were THINKING about possibilities together. I doubt Joe will want to go near Demi after all the drama.
    But I love how this insider can actually write, unlike Demi’s mom, who writes like the teenies who come on here.

  • Anonymous

    NEXT BIG FRIENDSHIP.. DEMI MILEY & CHLOE!

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:24 am
    Anonymous said:
    Gosh, the girls on this post are so rude. Just wait for the movie to come out before you call it “Shit” and I know Jemi isn’t real but why are you hating on them?, mostly Demi?
    —–
    I just thought it was funny, I am a fan of both Demi and JB

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:23 am
    JonasGirl001 said:

    This isn’t Jemi, children. It’s just ‘Shit’ :D
    courtesy of Jerseygirl
    which I totally agree with btw
    —————–
    HaHa. It’s official – this fictional couple’s name shall be “SHIT”.

  • JonasGirl001

    replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:35 am
    jerseygirl said:
    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:23 am
    JonasGirl001 said:

    This isn’t Jemi, children. It’s just ‘Shit’ :D
    courtesy of Jerseygirl
    which I totally agree with btw
    —————–
    HaHa. It’s official – this fictional couple’s name shall be “SHIT”.
    —————-
    also the Jemi nonsense is well…. shit

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:24 am
    Anonymous said:

    Gosh, the girls on this post are so rude. Just wait for the movie to come out before you call it “Shit” and I know Jemi isn’t real but why are you hating on them?, mostly Demi?
    ————————-
    A. No one called the movie “shit”. It’s the couple name for Joe and Demi’s characters: Shane + Mitchie = Shitchie, or Shit, for short.

    B. Who’s hating on Demi?

  • jerseygirl

    ^^ from legit JONAS insider.
    Jemi never happened teenies, they were THINKING about possibilities together. I doubt Joe will want to go near Demi after all the drama.
    But I love how this insider can actually write, unlike Demi’s mom, who writes like the teenies who come on here
    ————————–
    J4C – I don’t even believe THAT statement. Please. It’s still implying that something may be happening. And the only reason he posted it was to support his original claims.

    My rule: if it’s on Zack’s site, it’s bullshit.

  • Jonas4Canada

    Jersey— True… but I’m trying to believe which ever one makes Jemi seem more false.
    JEMI disgusts me lmfao.
    DEMI and her mom disgust me lately, I know it sounds mean but she’s changed so much and her teenie-typing mom blabbing about her daughter to a gossip blogger is really bizarre.

  • jerseygirl

    J4C – yeah but that supposed statement doesn’t dispute any of Zack’s claims; just is telling him to back off. So he’s still pushing the Jemi bullshit. There’s no way in hell do I think anyone from the Jonas camp would give that idiot a statement in regards to what Joe is doing with his love life.

  • CL

    Lol that’s so random and yeah it was freaky wasn’t it? :P

  • Anonymous

    how does this confirm anything? it’s a stupid teeny magazine…—j14 confirmed that niley was BACK ON! AND fyi THEY WERE RIGHT!

  • Anonymous
  • brianaheart19

    I wonder how many times they had to re-shoot that scene. Because one it was probably really awkard and two they sometimes need to shoot it from more then one angle.

  • Anonymous

    kevin should kiss roshon

  • Anonymous

    CR2 will probably bomb.JB was HUGE when CR came out and it pulled in an impressive 8 million viewers.Since pretty much everything they do fails this movie will be no different.

  • Anonymous

    lmao so right!!! chlooe is using demi cuz of her fame! selena is out:( demi is a b!tch now oh wow

  • OhYeeeaaaah

    Nick wasn’t with courtney when he was ill. i don’t know what you are on about. I’ll believe it when I see it ;)

  • OhYeeeaaaah

    Nick wasn’t with courtney when he was ill. i don’t know what you are on about. I’ll believe it when I see it ;)

  • Anonymous

    I wouldn’t lie. I kept wondering the same thing. Since, Miley or Selena never talked about if he was a good kisser or not.

    he is in mileys 7 things she says when they kiss shes hypnoticed and selena said in a mag beach date with nick when he kissed her it was magical and she felt like cinderella

  • HOLAA

    lol is this illgeal to put put a mazagine on a website??
    idk!
    haha.
    OU is such a badass.

  • stellagirl1993

    Youtube takes forever to upload a video!
    -_-”
    How long does it usually take?

  • livelaughlove

    I love Jb !
    & Demi is the best female singer on disney !

  • A.

    Crotch- Joe Jonas
    —-
    Omg seriously i think im running out of clean pants and i had laundry done today >.<

    ————

    hahaha!

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    these are perfurmes?!
    I thought they were song titles LMAO…
    yeah, I guess I missed a lot

  • JonasGirl001

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 04:13 pm
    A. said:
    Crotch- Joe Jonas
    —-
    Omg seriously i think im running out of clean pants and i had laundry done today >.< ------------

    hahaha!
    -------------
    Its not funnny >.<

  • kimmy4444

    how can i ruin miley today-Shanna

  • ImNotAnnoying

    how to master a two-wheeler by Fetus Beaver
    ———–
    ahahahhaha

  • A.

    i have a HUGE dick that im teasing you with in my tight pants :)-joseph adam jonas

    ————

    You, my friend, speak the truth!
    ——–
    its so visible in every pic..everytime i see it im like :|

    —————-

    Every time I see it, it makes me smile.
    ——
    if by smile you mean you get an excited feeling in your pants, then i feel the same way :)
    ——
    OMG for the love of….! Well I get a MAJOR smile then ^ hahaha
    ————-
    yeee yeee.
    keep wearing those tight pants joe j.the ladies looooveee it

    —————

    Mhm!
    And his tight black sweater<3
    Love it.
    And his fucking tight ass!

  • HOLAA

    No Crust on My PBJ – Justin Bieber
    ———–
    hahahhahah :)

  • hpaddictedx

    Threesome by Taylor S, Taylor L, and Selena G

  • Tashahahaha

    OMG My eyes are red raw from crying laughing at these perfumes.
    I am going to bookmark this post to keep forever and ever.

  • JonasIsBogus

    How to lose a guy in under 10 seconds – taylor swift

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 04:07 pm
    A. said:
    i have a HUGE dick that im teasing you with in my tight pants :)-joseph adam jonas

    ————

    You, my friend, speak the truth!
    ——–
    its so visible in every pic..everytime i see it im like :|

    —————-

    Every time I see it, it makes me smile.
    ——
    if by smile you mean you get an excited feeling in your pants, then i feel the same way :)
    ——
    OMG for the love of….! Well I get a MAJOR smile then ^ hahaha
    ————-
    yeee yeee.
    keep wearing those tight pants joe j.the ladies looooveee it

    —————

    Mhm!
    And his tight black sweater<3
    Love it.
    And his fucking tight ass!
    --------------
    Please seriously stop it my fists are clenching... aaahhhh freak >.<

  • kt

    yay. but if theyre actually friends and all brother-sister-ish together, then thats reallllly akward.

    i do NOT want to see nick kissing another girl >:(

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    xLOVExME said:

    My Mommy Says I’m Tall – Justin bieber
    _______
    Lmao !!!!!!!!! Omg you legend.

  • Anonymous

    We can’t wait for Camp Rock 2!
    :)

  • Anonymous

    No really, it was wonderful. – By Nick Jonas.

  • Krissy

    No Pubes – Justin Bieber
    Pickle Master – Selena Gomez

  • brianaheart19

    We pretend like we love you (Taylor) – other country stars

  • HOLAA

    I LIKE sparkly stuff- taylor swift

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Crotch- Joe Jonas

  • Emily Ford

    I really gotta get offff. Maybe later, chicas! Byeee.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    brown is the new black by d love

  • xLOVExME

    Freakshow by Disney Channel stars Ft. Nickolodeon Stars

  • hpaddictedx

    We pretend like we love you (Taylor) – other country stars
    ——–
    HAHA

  • dell01

    When I get You Alone…..- Taylor Swift

  • jjean

    I’m moving to the JB post.

  • kimmy4444

    how to get dumped in 27 seconds-taylor swift

  • THETRUTH

    i gotta find you so i pick you up at the bar and say come fly with me, then turn right ,into my bed, so we can be , burnin up before the storm. ill pleasure you so good you’ll scream out SOS. Your all interesed and say please be mine, i tell you your much better be my lovebug.-JONASBROTHERS

  • hpaddictedx

    I love having boners during concerts by Joe Jonas

  • Emily Ford

    How to lose a guy in under 10 seconds – taylor swift

    —-

    *27 seconds

  • A.

    Emily Ford said:

    I really gotta get offff. Maybe later, chicas! Byeee.

    ————-

    Text me when Timmy pops your cherry.
    =)

  • dell01

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 04:08 pm
    HOT DAYUMMM said:
    hahah Streetcorner Symphony…
    GOLD.
    ———
    :D lol

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 04:09 pm
    CHUCKNORRIS said:
    Crotch- Joe Jonas
    —-
    Omg seriously i think im running out of clean pants and i had laundry done today >.<

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 04:09 pm
    hpaddictedx said:

    We pretend like we love you (Taylor) – other country stars
    ——–
    HAHA
    ————–
    LOL.

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 04:10 pm
    THETRUTH said:
    i gotta find you so i pick you up at the bar and say come fly with me, then turn right ,into my bed, so we can be , burnin up before the storm. ill pleasure you so good you’ll scream out SOS. Your all interesed and say please be mine, i tell you your much better be my lovebug.-JONASBROTHERS
    —-
    Omg not again >.< freeakkk >.<

  • JonasIsBogus

    How to lose a guy in under 10 seconds – taylor swift

    —-

    *27 seconds
    —–
    that works too. :)

  • dell01

    Untouched- Fetus Beaber or whatever my last name is…..

  • Anonymous

    NEW JB POST!!!! :)))))

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    Anonymous said:

    2 can play that game. Im going to fucking post jb reviews on her posts. :|
    __________
    Lmfao!

  • Ms.N

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 04:14 pm
    dell01 said:

    Ladies’ Choice- Joe Jonas
    ***********************

    Fantasy the handy man:
    Hands Down he wins the award..I mean the spread is Joe working…SO joe cleaning in his non skinnies..(no plummer crack), Joe drinKing lemonade as he dies of thirst…as he watches the poolside manor..he dives in…to cool off..to the homowners wife and daughters..deligh.NO..never…no they arent going to take advantange..nor be clingy…..thats the guy they hired to do the job..

    No wonder they go off the radar..more power too em… to just be like a regular person to be one of you…oh damn if they do…

    You mean they are depressed sometimes or dont have the perfect act..or that they sometimes dont want to sing or a certain dymamic they might lack….as they just be as you and me…

    I want Joe after Jonas..I want hiM as gears up to act..I want to give and take but most of all give him slack..to be.

    I love Europe, I read and am fast..hence coming to OU abit high but taking it in and understanding..I want more than I have and I will for others..trust me I wants Joes love..but not as of a brothers…

    I am me and he is he..Leo’s can we coexist..I want to see things together and together learn langueages..

    I want to exchange ways of thinking..no ones wrong nor right..I want us to resolve differnes by making love not through a fight..

    I want to see his best in himself…and love his entire family..and to be whom he is was destined to be..his own discovery!

    I love Joe..

  • Anonymous

    Plastic to Perfection by Selena Gomez

  • ImNotAnnoying

    how to braid eyebrows by j jonas and camilla belle

  • nia

    i’m not short i’m fun sized!! – justin bieber

  • JonasIsBogus

    MOOOOAAAAN – Nick Jonas

  • Anonymous

    thunder thighs by joe jonas

  • ImNotAnnoying

    ^^ haha

  • ImNotAnnoying

    i like big boobs and i can not lie by nick j

  • Holla

    Skankilicious – camilla belle

  • xLOVExME

    ImNotAnnoying said:

    i like big boobs and i can not lie by nick j
    ___________
    HAHAHA!!!

  • LaughALot:D

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
    why Chloe with Nick ?????
    ooowwwww

  • Anonymous

    I know you want me by joe jonas

  • blingbling

    hey guys look a fish-> <>< bahahh :)

  • Anonymous
  • ImNotAnnoying

    i like big boobs and i can not lie by nick j
    ___________
    HAHAHA!!!
    —–
    hehe.

  • blingbling

    stupid oceanup!! im not causing SPAM!! SPAM IS A MEAT IM NOT MEAT UGHHH!

  • brianaheart19

    How to gain a adult audience – Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake

  • Ms.N

    testing one two three…love Jonas endlessly..lol am I allowed on?

  • Lemonade

    lol, What are you guys doing? hehe, but I like it!

  • JonasIsBogus

    When You Look Me in the Crotch – Joe Jonas

  • nia

    how to dump someone in 27 seconds – joe jonas

  • ImNotAnnoying

    balding is necessary by britney spears

  • xLOVExME

    I need something to blog about…… by Perez Hilton

  • brianaheart19

    How I am not perfect – Selena Gomez

  • Anonymous

    I can’t get over my ex boyfriends, so I right physco songs about them

    By: Taylor Swift

  • Anonymous

    Baby phat-Madison De La Garza

  • Anonymous

    Is Nick going to have a kissing scene? I’ve always wanted to see him kiss someone for some reason lol

    Can you say creeper?
    ———
    actually no i always kinda wanted to see nick kiss someone too ahaha:)

  • Anonymous

    I KNOW!

  • harvey

    Even more awkward than JONAS where Chelsea and Joe kissed – kissing your ex boyfriend/girlfriend for the show!!! They did not work out as a couple but seem good friends now. Chelsea is cute and funny.

  • lilyanna

    aww i love nick she is so stupid

  • JBloveee<33

    lmaoooooo <33333 but you gotta love kevin. jemiii kiss??!?!?!? :D <33 yesssirrr

    ps oceanup these math questions are TOO hard. ;]

  • 06/11/2006

    Ahhhhh!!! even though this
    isn’t ‘news’ as such. I love
    Jemi! :DD

  • msoceanupwhaat?!

    First day back on coeanup and this is what i get? Aweesome !! :0

  • kimmy4444

    i bet kevin would make the jr rockers build him a birdhouse

  • kristen <333

    OMG.
    lol! the kiss must have been SO awkward. i mean seriously kissing your best friend?
    o.o

  • FaB

    wait does nick and the other girl have a kissing scene?

  • DinoGirl

    Tess goes to Camp Star?

    Sometimes I don’t get Disney Channel movies.
    Why at the end of the movie do they make the villain become good?
    Only to make her evil again in the second movie?

    Maybe she’s good in Final Jam.
    I don’t know, we’ll have to see.

    But that bugs me.
    =/

  • Anonymous

    how does this confirm anything? it’s a stupid teeny magazine…

  • Isabella

    yay, i’m so happy!!!!!!!
    FINALLY JEMI!!!!!!

  • itsokSMILE

    YES!
    i like jemi its about time

  • lisa

    Jemi’s cool.
    But jonas and lovato own !
    hehe =]

  • josephrulz

    i dunno if i am still alive…goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • <3333 (:

    Anonymous said:

    how does this confirm anything? it’s a stupid teeny magazine…

    —–

    agreed,
    and it doesnt even state it anywhere on there :S

  • lisalionheart

    Lets hope Kevin gets his bird house. ;)

  • jerseygirl

    Well, if TIGERBEAT confirms it, it MUST be true. Afterall, they are the NY Times of teen gossip mags.

    *rolls eyes*

  • BadxRomance

    I kinda feel bad for Demi and Joe. I would HATE to kiss my best guy friend. Too awkward. But Demi & Joe are pros & oviously don’t like eachother in that way so good for them.

  • ssexybeast

    Is Nick going to have a kissing scene? I’ve always wanted to see him kiss someone for some reason lol

    Can you say creeper?

  • Anonymous

    !——— link?

    the samee day he was sick people spotted hm with famewhore courtney!he lied to us:(

  • Anonymous
  • MZ

    Didn’t Chloe kinda imply that she and Nick have a kissing scene too?

  • MereJonas(:

    Dudeeeeee!
    Yes! :D!
    Sooo freaking excited for the kiss.
    Bahaha, a lot of people will just watch it for that.

    Obviously, Joe doesn’t have a problem w/ kissing on TV anymoreee.
    Cause he’s already done it on JONAS! (:

    Woooo! I’m so excited for CR2!
    Cause Kev & Nick are in it more, right!?
    YAY! :DDDD!

    SO FREAKING EXCITED!

  • ssexybeast

    Sometimes I don’t get Disney Channel movies.
    Why at the end of the movie do they make the villain become good?
    Only to make her evil again in the second movie?
    -
    That’s what I said!

  • Anonymous

    OOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGG! Th3y a3r gonna kiss. NO! JO3 is min3!

  • Anonymous12three

    Awww :) Jemi.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I wont tune in at all that was the worst movie I ever seen in my life

  • brianaheart19

    Tess goes to Camp Star?

    Sometimes I don’t get Disney Channel movies.
    Why at the end of the movie do they make the villain become good?
    Only to make her evil again in the second movie?

    Maybe she’s good in Final Jam.
    I don’t know, we’ll have to see.

    But that bugs me.
    =/
    ___

    I know it’s like they need a villian. They can’t seem to have a plot without a mean girl. Or popular crew. And even happens on shows. The only show so far hasn’t had a mean person is JONAS. And even then you got that episode with Fiano.

  • lalalalalala

    Demi seems like a bit of a train wreck lately constantly partying and hanging out with people who are clearly using her.

  • Jonas4Canada

    Jersey- LMFAO I know!

    Plus, this whole Jemi thing is obnoxious.
    The Jonas Camp statement sounds WAY more legit then Demi’s mom, who writes like a TEENIE!

  • ZAC TAYLOR

    -Guests watched the Pacquiao-Cotto fight on the televisions while being served appetizers
    -Demi’s mom was with her friends and didn’t really interact with any of the younger people
    -Demi made a long, boring, cheesy speech
    -Demi sang a song by herself (and a bunch of her girlfriends jumped next to her and sang along)and then did a funny dance routine with her sister Dallas (Madison just stood and watched with her mom)
    -Hayley Williams and Demi pecked each other on the lips TWICE during the entire night from what I saw (that’s what ‘drunk girls’ do right?)
    -People started getting bored because more and more fans were inside and taking photos with everyone… The security guards were on a power trip pushing people around
    -Brandon Smith kept pretending to fight with people as a joke
    -The DJ put on a Britney Spears song and everyone went wild
    -There was a bar on the other side for the “adults”
    -I asked Dallas Lovato about you Zack and she said you’re an a**hole for that JEMI situation
    -Obviously everyone drank, and some of the guys snuck away a couple times to smoke (they looked high when they got back)
    -Everyone (except Demi & her family) were talking inside about Demi and Joe “hooking-up”
    -Chloe Bridges was like attached to Demi all night and being a huge bitch to everyone else
    -A couple of Demi’s friends pretended to go “streaking”
    -There was a break-dancing competition to a Michael Jackson song
    -The party ended early, but a few people had hotel rooms so we drank more afterwards

    My favourite line that our source said was,

    “It was like going to prom again, only this time everyone thought they were the Prom Queen. It was like watching / attending a ‘My Sweet 16′ party kinda, only Demi got her car before the event haha”

    Anyways, those are the basic details that we got… Our source was kinda drunk last night when telling us everything / sending us her mobile photos. So stay tuned, and we will upload/update all this once our source wakes-up and reports back!!

  • jerseygirl

    LOL at everyone screaming about “Jemi”.

    This isn’t Jemi, children. It’s “Shitchie”.

  • brianaheart19

    s Nick going to have a kissing scene? I’ve always wanted to see him kiss someone for some reason lol

    Can you say creeper?
    __
    I wouldn’t lie. I kept wondering the same thing. Since, Miley or Selena never talked about if he was a good kisser or not.

  • JonasGirl001

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:15 am
    jerseygirl said:
    LOL at everyone screaming about “Jemi”.

    This isn’t Jemi, children. It’s “Shitchie”.
    ——
    drop the “chie”
    “This isn’t Jemi, children. It’s just ‘Shit’”
    hahahaha :D

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:18 pm
    Anonymous said:

    2 can play that game. Im going to fucking post jb reviews on her posts. :|

    Don’t please. You’ll just make it worse.

  • Anonymous

    Yeahhh New JB post! XD

  • Delsy

    Can’t Wait :)

  • xLOVExME

    Yo. Nice Face let’s go to dinner! …No?…O-Ok….Call Me?! – Joe Jonas

  • blingbling

    is Nick going to have a kissing scene? I’ve always wanted to see him kiss someone for some reason lol

    Can you say creeper?
    ———
    actually no i always kinda wanted to see nick kiss someone too ahaha:)
    —-
    yeah me too baahah:)

  • Anonymous

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:18 pm
    Anonymous said:

    2 can play that game. Im going to fucking post jb reviews on her posts. :|

    Don’t please. You’ll just make it worse. — It was one review 2 people posted. let it go

  • dell01

    Ladies’ Choice- Joe Jonas

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  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:20 pm
    blingbling said:

    is Nick going to have a kissing scene? I’ve always wanted to see him kiss someone for some reason lol

    Can you say creeper?
    ———
    actually no i always kinda wanted to see nick kiss someone too ahaha:)
    —-
    yeah me too baahah:)

    I want to see his beautiful lips at work.:)

  • THETRUTH

    gone to the other post/.
    au revoir bumpkins

  • Miriam

    omg its gonna be so cool if they kiss because i think there such a cute couple but i also think its going to be awkard because there like brother and sister

  • sopoooo

    omg it will be awesome demi’s and joe’s kiss cause theu noth have sweet lips i’m sure so guys it’s awesome love you forever :P yeah man i like it :D

  • jemi4ever

    I <3 JEMI AND I THINK TREY LOOK GREAT TOGETHER BUT WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL THIS IS SOMETHING WE LIKE TO CALL ACTING!!!! I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE

  • amy

    Hsm1 was amazingg cuz it had a great music & script/story. camp rock1 too! awesome music & story! but in hsm2 ppl want more of it but everywone watched it and said that really suck. hsm2 win best disney movie watched only cuz the first was the one! they wanted 2 know what happen between troy and g. and in cr2 is the same! ppl want to know that so they wanna see it! but in hsm3 everbdy went to watched it cuz it was the last movie!!

  • Anonymous

    it will be awkward!!!demi said that joe is like her brother…..its really awkward!!!!but i love the JONAS BROTHERS!!!and camp rock!!!!!!cant wait to see it!!

  • if u seek amy

    the thing is that when ppl watch cr2 it was not like hsm so they see it!! and when they watched the 2 they will say that suck too! well that’s my opinion. I agree that chloe is using demi too xoxo amy

  • de hm muy fan

    jua jua miren en esa foto aa Lucas se le paro la pij…. jajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajjajajjajajjaja estoi segura q despues de la playa se la puso bien humeda a miley ,,, jaja y ella como es tan abierta le abrio sus ppiernas ii el se la metioo bien mojada como la hizo nickk y todoss

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    les adelanto,,,,mas q adelanto es un resumen …

    a miley se le ocurrio invitar a nick a su “casa” con su familia pero como el cuarto esta alejado ya q la casa es muy grande.. fueron a probar fortuna peroo no sabian asi q decidieron ver una pelii .. la verdad vieron secreto en la montaña osea es de gays pero se ve q a ellos los exitoo asi q el comezzoo a besarlaa yy ella no se quedo atras asi q se sacaron la ropa(supongo esa parte no la se pero es obviojajaj) bueno ellos comenzaron a lo q se llama coger o hacer el amor cn la posicion de cuatro yy todo el kamasutrajajaj bueno la cuestion q selena fue a visitar a su amiga a miley ..los custodios la dejaron pasar y la madre le dijo a selena q estaba en su habitacon con nick… ella se dirigio al cuarto pero entro y los encontro cogiendo

    aii q asquerosaaa :S pero bueno de ahi viene la pelea de miley con selena x nick

    jajaj beso
    !!!

  • Giovanna_JonasGomezLovatoCyrus

    Hey guys it’s me…I don’t feel like logging in cause im in my BFFs computer…..

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  • lalalalea

    uh yeeeeah.
    FINALLY!

    can’t wait <333333

  • Anonymous

    i like it isn’t just their buisness c’mon don’t judge whats none of ur buisness

  • SelGomez

    My best friend does not like joe

  • Ms. Laurl23

    Call me crazy but I have seen Camp Rock 12 times. I have the DVD, Soundtrack, Post It Notes, Stickers, Blanket, and Pillow. Camp Rock is actually one of my fav movies, I could watch it a hundred times and find something new about it….
    I actually really wanted them to kiss in the first one, because if I was Demi I would have kissed Joe all over. But now that the second one is coming “Shit” (LMAO JERSEYGIRL!) they look like brother and sister. Can someone say AWKWARD?!?! Oh thanks Joe for finishing my sentence.

    On other news I like Nick’s new song, but I have to admit it’s missing Joe’s background vocals. Plus I am going to have to learn to spell Administration properly. Happy Nick J Diabetes Day!

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  • Marshmalo

    OMG!!!! Thats is TOOOO cool. too bad ill hav to watch it on the computer :(((( o. well. they shud TOTALLY be a couple in real life!!!! )))))

  • Anonymous

    If joe holds her waist or her but to push her in…theyre gonna be a couple …………..YAY HHURRAY WOOHOO ALRIGHT. finnally oh and by the way dont say anything about demi or i will call Chuck Norris and he will Find YOU

  • deanna

    i cant waight intill camp rock 2 i am soo exited

  • deanna

    i cant waight intill camp rock 2 camp rock is my #1 fave moovie

  • TaylorSwiftFan101

    I mean seriously its JUST A KISS! I kiss thats probably a peck on the lips. Jemi NEVER happened in the first place! jeez. Probably Jemi fans would just comment saying “OMJ! I know! I love Jemi! They make a cute couple! I am so excited to see them kiss on Camp Rock!”

    Jeez I am getting sick over these Jemi fans. And I know..”Why do you bother commenting?!” Ok see cause really i like to comment y’all got a problemo with that? And if ‘Jemi’ Was to start dating. I am guessing Lots of dates. Paparazzi photos. Then break up… So if they were to start dating I wouldnt bother much. And I think Demi’s 17 or something. Joe’s 20. See the point?

  • Jemi :)

    Im guessing that’s why their dating now. You know since that kiss they probably liked it and send that whole brother/sister thing out the window.

    ————————————–
    I wonder if they “PRACTICED” the kissing scene! Practice makes perfect! :)

    ————————————–
    i was thinking the same thing !

    AND its the same as high school musical 2 the kiss nd stuff yea ..we all knew JEMI WOULD HAPPEN AND DID AND IS !

    JEMI

    JEMI

    JEMI

    JEMI

  • gabriela

    milei cyurs y nick jonas son pulgas aqueroso con pueden vesarse y poner en el interne eso pulga

  • dayra

    te amooooooooooooooooo
    nick pera de mayli

  • fiumiftw

    I see them just as friends and Nick n chloe pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft

  • angelene

    OMG..what ah??..that’s all i can say OMG..

  • angelene

    OMG..what ah??..that’s all i can say OMG..

  • Anonymous

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  • blingbling

    survey: how many of you would wanna be in demi’s place when she kisses joe jonas?

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    Conseco Fieldhouse – Indianapolis,IN – Thu, Oct 8, 2009Posted 10/09/2009 by smitty89
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    What can I say, just amazing!!! Sound was fantastic, seating was spacious, but you felt close to the stage. The screen effects that happened at this show were amazing. Taylor really goes out of her way to make you feel involved in the concert and I wouldn’t hesitate for a second to go see her again anywhere!
    Favorite moment: Taylor came down through the crowd, just happened to be right by our aisle seats!
    Setlist: Fearless CD plus songs from her first CD
    Opening act(s): Gloriana and Kelly Pickler
    5 of 7 found this review helpful.

  • Anonymous

    You kids are so immature. LMAO Shit? Really? LOL Aww, you so juvenile! So cute. Now why don’t yall go off and hug you’re Joe pillow and pretend you two are getting married.

  • JonasGirl001

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:23 pm
    blingbling said:
    survey: how many of you would wanna be in demi’s place when she kisses joe jonas?
    —-
    to annoy her? Im in.. I’ll kiss joe myself :D

  • Anonymous

    I WANT TO KISS JOE AND NICK!

  • Anonymous

    It was one review 2 people posted. let it go

    your only saying that since your the one who posted it jackie!

  • Anonymous

    CenturyTel Center – Bossier City,LA – Thu, Sep 10, 2009Posted 09/12/2009 by superdaddy
    Featured Review
    Took my 13 yr old daughter and two of her friends to their first concert. This was 2nd to none. The best ever. I have never seen a performer give more then Taylor gave in Bossier City, LA . Taylor became one with her audience, you could feel the connection.
    Electric! The Fearless Tour is A Must See, Thank you Taylor Swift for giving everything.
    Favorite moment: Watching the girls excitement and response throughout the concert made me feel like the best dad in the world
    Opening act(s): Kelly Pickler and Gloriana
    6 of 6 found this review helpful.

  • Anonymous

    It was one review 2 people posted. let it go

    your only saying that since your the one who posted it jackie![[[ wtf? So tired of the jackie obsession you have! Dont feed her MORON!!

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift had an awesome show and this concert was really one of the best performances I’d ever seen. She had amazing outifits and excellent dancers and coreography. Her band was extremely talented and played instruments that not every band plays, and played them well. Overall it was a great performance!
    Favorite moment: A tie between the Justin Timberlake cover with Taylor on the piano or the Love Story performance and she did a quick change on stage.
    Setlist: You Belong With Me, Teardrops On My Guitar, Our Song, Forever and Always, Fearless, Tim Mcgraw, Picture To Burn and more.
    Opening act(s): Taylor performed You Belong With Me and came through the floor of her stage set wearing a band major uniform and had dancers dressed as cheerleaders. It was flawless!

  • LAURENJ-

    I know OU is addictive and you loose yourself by being on…LOL stay for a few minutes and stake your claim on JOE because he is very much in demand…LOL

    anything happened yesterday???
    Hope all is good with you….

  • kimmy4444

    OFF TOPIC! if you could go to walt disney world for 7 days in december what would you bring?????????

  • AAnonymoussss
  • Danaaa

    Oh god…RIP Demi, you will be missed lol

  • Anonymous

    Target Center – Minneapolis,MN – Sun, Oct 11, 2009Posted 10/23/2009 by KMG112
    I loved the concert sooo much! it was soo good. Taylor, Kellie and Gloriana all sounded amazing live and i love all their music. Also all the pranks were great too! and i also loved the video segments inbetween and all the dancers and characters she had on stage to go with each song. It was such a thought out concert and one of the best ive been to ever. Taylor Swift is amazing. I love her so much!!!
    Favorite moment: EVERYTHING
    Opening act(s): Gloriana and Kellie Pickler were amazing as well!! love them.
    Share this review:

  • Danaaa

    kimmy4444 said:

    OFF TOPIC! if you could go to walt disney world for 7 days in december what would you bring?????????
    ————–

    Hey, Kimmy are you finally going?

  • Anonymous

    Oh god…RIP Demi & JB, you will be missed :(

  • Anonymous

    5 / 5 Jonas Brothers were absolutely amazing!Wembley Arena @ – London @ – Mon 15 Jun 2009 @ Favourite moment: The whole Show @ Opening act(s): Demi Lovato – so talented and Mcfly also were there! @ Posted 15/10/2009 by jade2806 This Fan’s ReviewsLocation: Londoni have seen the jonas brothers live before at the hammersmith apollo, and being a huge fan i went back to see them at wembley. they put on an amazing show and i was deffintely entertained! i loved the show so much i can not wait for November when they are back!!Wembley Arena @ – London @ – Mon 15 Jun 2009 @ Favourite moment: The whole Show @ Opening act(s): Demi Lovato – so talented and Mcfly also were there! @ Was this review helpful to you?YesYes|NoNo|(Report as inappropriate)(Report as inappropriate) Share this review:

  • Anonymous

    Team Joe and Nick all the way!

  • Anonymous

    5 / 5 BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!!!Wembley Arena @ – London @ – 15/06/2009 @ Favourite moment: When they came on stage and when Nick Jonas threw his guitar pick to me! @ Setlist: Little Bit Longer, World War III, Paranoid, When You Look Me in the Eyes and more @ Opening act(s): Demi Lovato and Mcfly @ Posted 12/10/2009 by MegJonasxx This Fan’s ReviewsI will never forget June 15th 2009
    This night rocked my world.
    I love the Jonas Brothers so much, and this show made me love them more!

  • Rosie

    “Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.”-William Shakespeare

    Just saying.

  • Anonymous

    wtf? So tired of the jackie obsession you have! Dont feed her MORON!!—lol you are jackie you IDIOT!

  • jerseygirl

    laurenj - don’t worry. My claim has been staked. ;)

    Nothing too exciting on here yesterday. I didn’t stick around for too long. Crappy, stormy weekend by me. No one had the energy or incentive to go out. Hope you had a good weekend.

    This troll is making it difficult to stick around here though.

  • JonasIsBogus

    hmm study for AP history test or crack up at OU posts? FML

  • Anonymous

    Who knows if there’s a kiss? I’m just LMAO at all the Jemi freaks thinking that a moive kiss somehow confirms a Joe/Demi relationship.——-SHORT STORY! DEMIS MOM OUTED JEMI TO ZACK cause she knew him for a long time BUT ZACK blogged it & DEMI DENIED IT BUT ZACK HAVE PROOF! READ HIS BLOG!ASSWIPE!

  • Anonymous

    OFF TOPIC, BUT THE JONAS BROTHERS NOW HAVE 1,000,000 TWITTER FOLLOWERS!

  • sarahh_182

    cool i guess. probably was awkward since theyre like best friends

  • faith$$$$$$

    for real

  • Anonymous

    Shane kisses Mitchie, Nate kisses Dana and Jason kisses his birdhouse

  • Emilicious

    You people need to relax. Why are you so quick to judge everything they do?

  • mapi

    nooo!!!

  • Anonymous

    MileyCyrusTour

    If your going to use our information and reword it onto your page. The least you could do is credit. I’m about to do some serious blocking!
    2 minutes ago from web bhmmmm

  • melanie ackerman

    I think that you and nick should date forever have sex with him I really want to come to your wedding sweet

  • fiumiftw

    if nick kisses that chloe chick I’ll go kill her and him n Miley will come with me,jk but I just can’t imagine Nick kissing someone

  • Anonymous

    The MEXICAN JOE, THE JEW NICK& THE AMERICANO KEVIN!

  • Anonymous

    when u go to walmart and touch the clothes of miley’s line they’re made out of cheap fabric…her clothes are cool not creative or orginal but nice…i wouldn’t buy them though cause they’ll rip easily

  • jemilover

    finally!!!!! did you hear they’re going out now?!?!?! its aboout time!!!! thank the lord

  • Anonymous

    es obio que es miley cyrus no demi

  • stellagirl1993

    I have the full we belong to music but it’s taking forever to upload on YT -_-”’

  • Anonymous

    What’s a more ‘hippie’ feel?
    Are they going to go all John Travolta and break into a Disco throw down?

    Lol, what the hell.
    Why can’t movies just make a normal sequel without trying to make it more elaborate and overdone?

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:30 am
    Anonymous said:

    What’s a more ‘hippie’ feel?
    Are they going to go all John Travolta and break into a Disco throw down?
    ————————
    FYI. John Travolta and disco do not fall into the category of “hippie” feel. No where close.

  • JustinBieber123

    Hey Leena It’s Justin Here so i saw ur comment and ur a person that i wanted to send u a message!!!!

    Luv J-Biebster

  • Leena

    oh snap.

  • iFail2Much

    Shane kisses Mitchie, Nate kisses Dana and Jason kisses his birdhouse

    lol

  • Anonymous

    MileyCyrusTour MuchMusic Countdown has named Miley’s hit “Party in the U.S.A.” music video ‘The Best Video In the Country”.
    about 23 hours ago from web FUN FACT: Wonder World has grossed over 32.6 million dollars from 32 shows so far. A dollar from every ticket is donated to City of Hope!
    1:44 AM Nov 14th from web

  • Doom

    I wonder how many Joe and Demi fans a crying tears of joy right now.

    I hope that it isn’t a small kiss on the chin. That would be disappointed to the fans.

  • Emilicious

    “She (Dianna) is having a hard time dealing with the situation. She feels bad, but only did it to help her daughter if you can understand that. The truth is, they (Demi & Joe) have been close friends for a couple years and recently started discussing whether to try a relationship out or not. They decided to take things slow and figure it out more delicately once he (Joe) returns home. Since the involvement of the media, both sides have been focusing on other things, and I know he (Joe) hopes this will all blow over like everything else in the past. They care for each other and look at the situation as a minor speed bump to what can be something very special down the road. It wasn’t right what they (Dianna & Demi) did to you Zack, and they both sincerely know it… But let’s move past this so that Joe and Demi can have a fair chance and everyone can move on like you’ve posted before.”
    _________________________________________

    Who is Zack?

  • Anonymous

    if nick kisses that chloe chick I’ll go kill her and him n Miley will come with me,jk but I just can’t imagine Nick kissing someone __ I am sure will be fine with it and not losing any sleep over it! lol

  • Anonymous

    You people need to relax. Why are you so quick to judge everything they do?

    ————–

    Because in a gossip blog, you judge what’s posted. It’s called an opinion. If you don’t want to read them, go to a fansite.

  • Anonymous

    beautifulballad

    More Pics from Demi’s party! http://bit.ly/IhxJZ
    2 minutes ago from web MILEY WAS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Taylena

    That Chloe child is so damn ugly.
    She has big lips dude o.o
    Poor Nicky<3

  • jjean

    I like Jemi:) But it’s not gonna happen:(

  • Anonymous

    lol at BeautifulBallad I’ve Got Friends In Low Places haha http://beautifulballad.wordpress.com/2009/11/15/ive-got-friends-in-low-places/

  • ssexybeast

    That Chloe child is so damn ugly.
    She has big lips dude o.o
    Poor Nicky<3
    -
    I think she’s gorgeous.

  • Charlotte-x-

    Who is Zack?
    -
    LOL. How was it like living under a rock?

  • Anonymous

    and she probaly blew all of the guys too cuz she is a whore

  • Anonymous

    More Pics from Demi’s party! http://bit.ly/IhxJZ
    2 minutes ago from web MILEY WAS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    __________
    I don’t see her

  • Anonymous

    HOLY SHIZ!!!!!!!! i <3 Jemi!!!!! but it will pro b awkward between them since they r like bff’s Lmao

  • jerseygirl

    What I want to see how they’re going to make Chloe Bridges look like a legit teenage camper.

    That girl is just too damn beautiful and exotic looking to fit in with the others.

  • Emilicious

    Who is Zack?
    -
    LOL. How was it like living under a rock?
    ———————–
    No I just have had better things to do than care about a celebrity’s personal life. I really could care less, but I am sick in bed so I currently don’t have a life.

  • iFail2Much

    More Pics from Demi’s party! http://bit.ly/IhxJZ
    2 minutes ago from web MILEY WAS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Where’s Miley? o.o

  • Anonymous

    beautifulballad

    More Pics from Demi’s party! http://bit.ly/IhxJZ
    2 minutes ago from web MILEY WAS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WTF NO SHE WASNT

  • Anonymous
  • Led Zep fan xoxo

    I’m sorry….but this is incest.

  • Anonymous

    i bet kevin would make the jr rockers build him a birdhouse
    ——-
    kevin owns :P

  • lala

    guessing selena never took demi up on that offer to go to her bday bash

  • lily

    Last night Demi Lovato hosted her own birthday / album release / graduation party at The Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel!!

    All her Camp Rock 2 / Disney co-stars came in for the event – Some of the bigger stars attending were: Benji Madden, Nikki Reed, Hayley Williams and Angel McCord.

    Details of the party were to be kept under strict lock (they made attendees sign confidentiality agreements), however, a ZackTaylor.ca source inside the party gave us a quick insight as to what went down…

    -Guests watched the Pacquiao-Cotto fight on the televisions while being served appetizers
    -Demi’s mom was with her friends and didn’t really interact with any of the younger people
    -Demi made a long, boring, cheesy speech
    -Demi sang a song by herself (and a bunch of her girlfriends jumped next to her and sang along)and then did a funny dance routine with her sister Dallas (Madison just stood and watched with her mom)
    -Hayley Williams and Demi pecked each other on the lips TWICE during the entire night from what I saw (that’s what ‘drunk girls’ do right?)
    -People started getting bored because more and more fans were inside and taking photos with everyone… The security guards were on a power trip pushing people around
    -Brandon Smith kept pretending to fight with people as a joke
    -The DJ put on a Britney Spears song and everyone went wild
    -There was a bar on the other side for the “adults”
    -I asked Dallas Lovato about you Zack and she said you’re an a**hole for that JEMI situation
    -Obviously everyone drank, and some of the guys snuck away a couple times to smoke (they looked high when they got back)
    -Everyone (except Demi & her family) were talking inside about Demi and Joe “hooking-up”
    -Chloe Bridges was like attached to Demi all night and being a huge bitch to everyone else
    -A couple of Demi’s friends pretended to go “streaking”
    -There was a break-dancing competition to a Michael Jackson song
    -The party ended early, but a few people had hotel rooms so we drank more afterwards

    My favourite line that our source said was,

    “It was like going to prom again, only this time everyone thought they were the Prom Queen. It was like watching / attending a ‘My Sweet 16′ party kinda, only Demi got her car before the event haha”

  • Charlotte-x-

    I’m sorry….but this is incest.
    -
    Huh? Only Jomilla was incest.

  • Anonymous

    B. Who’s hating on Demi?
    ——
    ME :D

  • Led Zep fan xoxo

    Emilicious said:

    Who is Zack?
    -
    LOL. How was it like living under a rock?
    ———————–
    No I just have had better things to do than care about a celebrity’s personal life. I really could care less, but I am sick in bed so I currently don’t have a life.
    ========

    He’s a lame celeb gossiper who was good friends with Demi’s Mom. He outed Jemi.
    He’s such a douche though, so consider yourself lucky that you don’t know anything about him.

  • Emilicious

    This is when I thought Niley was semi cute. Because they truly were happy. Now it is just so freakin annoying with the little fangirls freakin out and obsessing over this one broken relationship. Ugh

  • Anonymous

    Why is my booty under by lips – demi lovato

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Mullet Grease by KSTEW

  • Anonymous

    ALL LOOK SO CUT

  • Anonymous

    he is not your so get over it

  • Anonymous bre

    Oh come mon joelover its not like your ever going to date him or something

  • lola

    good times ha miley!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Joelover

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
    Not with MY JOE!

  • jjean

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:23 pm
    blingbling said:

    survey: how many of you would wanna be in demi’s place when she kisses joe jonas?

    *waves hands wildly*

  • jerseygirl

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:30 pm
    jjean said:

    Nov 15, 2009 @ 12:23 pm
    blingbling said:

    survey: how many of you would wanna be in demi’s place when she kisses joe jonas?

    *waves hands wildly*
    ————————-
    No thank you. I don’t want to be on the receiving end of a g-rated platonic kiss.

    I’ll wait to switch places with the actress that stars as Joe’s love interest in his first R-rated movie. Or pg-13, at least. That will be a MUCH better kiss. ;)

  • Anonymous

    I hope to not drop things in prison – Joe Jonas

  • brianaheart19

    How to act sober, when your stoned – Robert Pattison

  • THETRUTH

    nick dont embarras me in front of all my freinds- joe jonas

  • Emily Ford

    I’m Dating Timmy by ERF

    —-

    ROFL FUCK YOU!

  • Anonymous

    Rosie

    WTF?

  • CHUCKNORRIS

    Diaper Rash by Fetus Beaver

  • xLOVExME

    Don’t. Stare. At. Her. Boobs. by Nick Jonas
    _____________
    Win. So good.

  • Anonymous

    wtf? So tired of the jackie obsession you have! Dont feed her MORON!!—lol you are jackie you IDIOT!{{ wow you are crazy. :S

  • LAURENJ-

    jerseygirl

    I did see your response bby but this post is going 1000mile a sec…LOL love you and take care…maybe we will catch up later…

  • hpaddictedx

    Buttchins Turn Me On by Joe Jonas

  • DinoGirl

    Tell The Public Everything After The Breakup by Jonas Exes

    In The Chance Of A Reconnection, Cryptic Is The Way To Go by Jonas Exes

  • Charlotte-x-

    I Can’t Keep My Mouth Shut by Denise- Oh, sorry, MRS. JONAS

  • :)

    YOU ALL GET A FREE CAR WITH THIS PERFUME! By Oprah
    Famewhores are my bestfriends by Demi Lovato———–

    :) :) yay
    o and btw
    WIN

  • Melissa=)