Taylor Swift TWILIGHT SPINOFF?

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Taylor Swift arriving back at her hotel in London and Taylor Lautner leaving BLT restaurant in the midtown area of New York City. WENN. Swift is rumored to play ‘Nessie’ the half-human/ half-vampire child of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in a Twilight spinoff.

Producers are ‘absolutely convinced Taylor will kill in the role. She has unbelievable presence, and they think she and Taylor Lautner project great chemistry together.’

Lautner talked to Jay Leno about a psychotic Twi-Mom: ‘We’re at a signing, an autograph signing ..and there was a mother who was in her mid-40s and a little teenage daughter. The mother skips on up ..and she goes, ‘Excuse me, Taylor ..I’m wearing the Team Taylor panties right now. Is there any way I can take them off for you and just have you sign them quick?’ And the daughter goes, ‘Oh Mom, come on!’.

He also told Parade: ‘We were filming in the Pacific Northwest in March, so it was freezing. There’s a scene in the rain when it was like 35 degrees and it wasn’t real rain. They were spraying us from a rain tower, which came straight from a spring so it was ice-cold. All I was wearing was a pair of jean shorts and I was freezing to death. But, Jacob is hot, so he can’t look cold. That was the big challenge.’

  • Anonymous

    uhhh no you stupid dumbfuck she barely gets passed 8 fuckin asshole

  • LovelyShadowGirl

    Wearing a wig wouldnt help. Nessie is a child. Taylor Swift is like 19 years old. Most people arent saying she’s a bad actress, they’re saying that she is too old to play Nessie and if she does cast it would completely ruin movie.

  • Anonymous

    She is good at acting but her being in it would ruin it. I love her but her being nessie would be a disaster! I think everyone loves twilight because there are fresh new faces. I was a little hesitant towards dakota becoming jane but then realized she looks like the role taylor doesn’t at all and she is not a true actress so that would kill it! And they just want her because she is rumored to be with taylor which is stupid because if ur an actor u can act that chemistry but I pray taylor doesn’t get nessie

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, like her singing…LOL

  • hdsoigfhio

    lmfao SOOOOOO TRUE!

  • Charlotte-x-

    What the fuck? No. Just no.

  • Anonymous

    no no no no !! if she did it i wont watch it !

  • Anonymous

    NO

  • Anonymous

    just letting you know now, it will fail.
    big time.
    and not because of her.
    just because this whole twilight thing needs to end, right after breaking dawn comes out.

  • Anonymous09

    i love taylor s.
    But she would ruin it!
    Vampire Diary want her as a vampire too.
    but not this NOT twilight. NO! >:(

  • Stephanie176

    no, just no

  • Anonymoustwilightfan

    i love taylor
    but she would ruin this role becuse of her hair colour.
    bellas is brown , edwards is red
    unless she dies her hair it cant be done!

  • Anonymous

    i dont mind taylor swift but why the hell would they even consider her for that part. it would ruin the movie.

  • MZ

    Also, Nessie is supposed to look exactly like a cross of her parents.. Now producers humour me, how does T-Swizzle look like a cross between Robert Pattinson and K-Stew?

  • sel,dem,tay

    I honestly think Taylor CAN act and I think she would do well…I dont see why everyone thinks she’ll do bad. Maybe because you just don’t wanna give her another reason to be amazing at something

  • Delsy

    Well if she wants to then whatever. Going to see New Moon tomorrow midnight wish i wasn’t.

  • Joe Jonas

    What? She cant act!!

  • laurenxox

    i love taylor <3333333333 she would be amazing x

  • Anonymous

    Why does everyone want Taylor to play a vampire? Because she’s pale? I’m lost.

  • Anonymous

    honestly think Taylor CAN act and I think she would do well…I dont see why everyone thinks she’ll do bad. Maybe because you just don’t wanna give her another reason to be amazing at something
    ——————————————–
    she would do bad bc she isnt the same as the character Nessie at all!!! the movie wouldnt even make sense. not only is nessie supposed to look like her parents but she is supposed to be like toddler and taylor swift is definitely not that description.

  • Gemma

    how would that work… shes too old
    in the book we dont see her as a teenager or any older

  • iMystified

    WTF??
    NO,just no….
    first off she looks NOTHING like a mix between Rob and Kristen.
    second,isn’t Nessie suppose to be a child?
    grrr….the industry is tryin to ruin my favorite book.
    those bastards….

  • hithere

    wtf?
    i hope no.–‘

  • Anonymous

    Aren’t Taylor and the JoBros in the same hotel? lol taylor probably saw that video of him making fun of her (since she reads oceanUP) and now she’s probably gonna try to find him and kill him.

  • Anonymous

    oh please.
    the girl is disgusting.
    her eyes are so sly.

  • hithere

    i like her hair color…

  • Anonymous

    actually, thats where your wrong. she starts out as a toddler, but grows super fast and by the end of breaking dawn, shes like teenage…

  • Anonymous

    I THOUGHT NESSI WAS CUTE??????!!!!!
    OH PLEASE NO!

  • Anonymous

    first off. shes wayy too old! even if its only for a few scenes.
    and she doesnt look anything like kristen or rob.
    they already ruied twilight the movie enough. please dont spoil it more :]
    i love taylorswift as a 1 time actress and long singer but please.. not a vampire.

  • castillo in the middle

    sel,dem,tay said:

    I honestly think Taylor CAN act and I think she would do well…I dont see why everyone thinks she’ll do bad. Maybe because you just don’t wanna give her another reason to be amazing at something
    ———
    finally after reading those comments GOD your right on my level- that taylor swift is amazing at what she does. thank you!! i cant see why she cant wear a wig or something and she might look like bella or edward you never know. dont hate on her let her try acting just like some of us let selena try music.so do the same for her!!!!

  • Anonymous

    but she is supposed to be like toddler and taylor swift is definitely not that description.

    ——-

    she acts like one.

  • bbyk

    i love her, but no. |:

  • Anonymous

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    please dont ruin my fav movie
    she is just overrated her face in every where and she cant act
    please girl stick writing songs about joe jonas
    and leave twiglight for someone new and talented actress

  • Anonymous

    Nessie is supposed to have like, copper hair with big brown eyes. That doesn’t sound like Nessie. She’s also supposed to look like, 4 or something. I don’t see how this would work. I’m calling BS. What kind of spinoff is it supposed to be, anyway?

  • singlerose09

    no she is not! she is still young in the end but Bella and Edward are told she will be 18 in about 5 years. she never actually becomes a teenager in the book.

  • Anonymous

    wtf? nessie doesnt get that old. WHY CANT THEY JUST STICK TO THE BOOK?!!?!!?!?!?!?!

  • LovelyShadowGirl

    I think it would actually be pretty cool if Taylor Swift joined the Twilight Saga cast…but there is no way that she could play Renesmee. Renesmee is a child…a little kid. Taylor Swift is like, what, 19 now? There is noooo way she’s gonna be Renesmee.

  • Natasha

    Lool i dont think this is true cause first Nessie is a toddler and Taylor Swift looks nothing like Edward or Bella !She’s pretty and she CAN act very well but she isn’t Nessie ! It would be cool if she was in Vampire Diaries i would start watching it if she is in it !

  • kaylaroseee

    ummm first i love taylor swift.
    second. this is TOTAL BS. it’s OBVIOUSLY made up. ANYONE who has read breaking dawn would know that nessie is SO not 5’11”. she’s a BABY. the tallest she’d get is not even 3 feet.
    this is SO fake.

    oceanup. please. check your sources.

  • Anonymous

    NO NO NO! she totally cant be Nessie..i mean i love the girl but Nessie has bronze hair, choclate eyes and must look much younger! not five-foot-four, blonde, blue eyed!

  • corinna ftw

    taylor would so kill the role omg she’s pretty and yes her/tlautner working together would be priceless they do look cuteee =D

  • themayto

    Oh no!! Wasnt nessie supposed to be like..a baby? Thats just so dissapointing! I like taylor swift, she sings pretty, but she does so NOT fit in twilight! Does it have something to do with taylorx2 relationship? Im really pissed of, they just cant do it. End.

  • georgiad13

    wtf? shes too fucking old!

  • Anonymous & someone

    WHAT THE FUCKING GOD !!!
    they cannot be able to put taylor like renesmee, pleasee aaaa
    i can´t imagine how would she act in the movie, she can sing but i don´t think that she would be able to act like a vampire
    grrrr….it is a madness!!!!

  • Anonymous

    omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    what?? nessie is a baby

  • blabla

    I love taylor and I do think she can act but …wasn’t nessie like a 4 years old girl?!

  • Anonymous

    LMFAOLMFAO
    i would be a better nessie than her jsjs.
    she can not act.
    sorry for all the Taylor fans
    but seriously
    if this does happen NO ONE will watch it lmfao
    and also
    their chem. is for older people
    and remember TAYLOR IS SINGLE
    so TAYLOR L is busy with his REAL career
    and taylor s should just stick to singing cause i watched her CSI thing and it SUCKED
    big time jsjs.
    lol im only watching valentines day or whatever
    because of TAYLOR L

  • alexasoccer10_xo

    isnt nessie supposed to be, like, little? ^o)

  • Anonymous

    Stupid. This is so stupid.
    They can’t let that happen.

  • OMG!

    Wat the Hell??!! Nessie is ment to be a kid how the hell is a 19 year old ment to play a toddler???!!!!

  • Anonymous

    this is total shit.
    whoever made up this rumor has to be completely stupid because as if anyone is going to believe that they would cast TAYLOR SWIFT in breaking dawn as a toddler no less.
    far out.
    the person that has made up this rumor has just done so because taylor L and taylor S are “together” in real life.

    is it just me or does taylor S leech fame off people.
    sorry if i offend anyone but this is my own personal opinion.

  • Anonymous

    Renesmee is supposed to be gorgeous, not an untalented ratface. If this really happens, then Twilight will pretty much suck ass.

  • Carlie

    i love taylor but as a singer. But a vampire??!! what the hell!! no way..

  • P2

    Ummmmmmmmmm,wtf?
    VAMPIRE DIARIES wants Tay Swift to come on the show as a vampire not Twilight fucking fucktards,shit…get a better source or learn how to fucking read

  • Anonymous

    I think Megan fox shoulld play nessie!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I think Megan fox shoulld play nessie!!!!

  • becca:]

    God i hope she isnt in it.
    she is taking over EVERYTHING.
    Taylor Squared is getting on my nerves.
    Taylor and Selena looked cuter:]

  • loveloveloveTT

    omg!!!!! she is an omg singer watch!!

    http://www.youtube.com/user/heartsmusicx3

  • MZ

    Abigail Breslin is an amazing actress but Nessies like meant to get with Jacob and so I think she’d be a bit too young to make out with Taylor Lautner! haha :)

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    actually, thats where your wrong. she starts out as a toddler, but grows super fast and by the end of breaking dawn, shes like teenage…
    __

    WTF did you even READ the book? SHE’S A BABY THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE BOOK! She acts like a teenager and has the brains of a teenager but she physically looks about 4 or 5.

  • Anonymous

    MZ said:

    Abigail Breslin is an amazing actress but Nessies like meant to get with Jacob and so I think she’d be a bit too young to make out with Taylor Lautner! haha :)
    ____

    Nessie and Jacob never make out. She’s a fucking baby for the love of Jesus Christ almighty!

  • THETRUTH

    shes a good actress.
    but i think this is gonna be weird.
    nessie…
    like
    uhmm
    i dunno i just feel shes not right for this role
    her spoof of firelight was funny though
    i have to admit

  • THETRUTH

    WTF did you even READ the book? SHE’S A BABY THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE BOOK! She acts like a teenager and has the brains of a teenager but she physically looks about 4 or 5.
    ———–
    thats what i thought!
    she is like 5 all the way till the end of the series.
    BUTTT then again
    this is gonna be a spinoff.
    so its suppoosed to be after the last movie in the series.
    so they are gonna flashforward

  • Anonymous

    RENESME! hahahah i definitely see why bella gets mad when they call her nessie HAHAHAHA.

  • Anonymous

    umm.. i’ve read the books and isn’t Nessie supposed to be a child? Not a 6 foot tall blonde teenager

  • C…

    uhh… NO lmao she would ruin it…
    lol everyone is commenting no !

  • C…

    she would suck really badly… plus in the books nessie is a baby that physically looks about 5 years old and umm idk she wouldnt fit in you know?
    like rob being her dad and kristen her mom? she would just ruin the whole thing im not even kidding if shes going to be on it im not even going to waste my time watching that shit ill just happily read the books over and over lol

  • Anonymous

    Ha ha, yes, we have much the better fake stories than ONTD.

    I was walking home late last night from a private party at some friends and went into a drug store to by some thundermint to cover my bad breath. While I was paying my stuff there was a girl next to me that bought a package of condoms. I looked at her and there was Miley Cyrus smiling at me. I swear it was Miley!!! (Don’t have any photos, though). I said to her ‘Wow, you have something on tonight!” and she smiled and told me about her new bf that keeps her awake all night. She was all smiley and asked me if I want to join them and we went to her hotel and had a very hot threesome. I swear it was the hottest night ever.

  • Anonymous

    Okay…isn’t Nessie supposed to be a child, not a teenager? Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t Nessie grow to look like she’s 10 or something. And isn’t she supposed to be a mix of Edward and Bella? Yeah, sure, they put her in hair and make-up and miraculously she looks like Nessie (sort of), but, personally I really hope they don’t cast her as Nessie. Don’t get me wrong, I love Taylor Swift; just not for this part. Yeah, I’m sure Taylor and Taylor have amazing chemistry together, but if they cast her as Nessie, which I hope they don’t, I don’t know if I’m going to watch the movie. (Wow. Dramatic much..lol) So, I hope this rumor is just that; a rumor.

  • MZ

    Nov 19, 2009 @ 02:11 pm
    Anonymous said:
    MZ said:

    Abigail Breslin is an amazing actress but Nessies like meant to get with Jacob and so I think she’d be a bit too young to make out with Taylor Lautner! haha :)
    ____

    Nessie and Jacob never make out. She’s a fucking baby for the love of Jesus Christ almighty!

    —-

    Well Nessie looks like an eighteen year old after five years so what if the next movie was five years post BD?

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  • Anonymous

    oceanup you are stupid, the source about the taylor swift thing is from the fucking NATIONAL ENQUIRER. they’re the ones that talk about aliens and shit. fail.

  • Anonymous25

    WTF? The two most overrated things together? Oh no peaple and Taylor Swift is not a good actress at all I’m gonna comit!

  • hdsoigfhio

    so is miley

  • Anonymous

    What I read on ONTD about Miley:

    “I just found out today that she for sure gets high with her horse faced brother. Not that I’m really surprised or anything, it’s just more of a definite thing now.

    The other night when Miley was playing in Cleveland, Metro Station came into a restaurant where a friend of mine works. He was asked to score some weed, partied with them and part of what they had was being saved for Miley later on.

    I know, pics or it didn’t happen, but my friend swears up and down that it’s true.”
    Not at all surprised.—————– I was in a Restaurant the other day and Elvis Presley walked in and was drunk. I have no pictures but I swear its true!
    —–
    Hahahaha! LOL!

  • ohmimiley

    Nessie is a stupid name.

    Stephenie Meyer is one of the worst things to become popular this decade. >=(

    ——

    Nessie is the nickname
    her name is renesame

  • umm

    umm… isn’t nessie a baby?

    i don’t think i read this correctly… :S

  • Anonymous

    if this is true..I guess Taylor L and Taylor S romance was all one big PR stunt.

  • kristine

    how is she supposed to play nessie, when nessie is a baby throughout like the whole boook.
    & she would kill the movie, in a bad way.

  • DinoGirl

    Bella and Edward have a kid?
    0_o

    Ooooh, that’s why on message boards they were talking about how cold sperm is illogical in making a baby.
    I was like “wth?”

    Anyway, I don’t think Taylor’s all that great an actress.
    =/
    In her White Horse video, she wasn’t that great when talking to her friend.

    Stick to music, Taylor. :]

  • roflkayla

    i’ll make my opinion on this when i see her act in valentine’s day. if she’s good there, i’m sure she could nail another role.

  • Anonymous

    noo! i wanted to try out for that role soo badly!

  • Anonymous

    no please she cant act and she is so overrated

  • singlerose09

    this is so dumb. Nessie is supposed to be a three year old, or around that age. this is SO not true.

  • Anonymous

    BY THE WAY. the source is national enquirer. so that gives you an idea of how reliable this information probably is…NOT VERY.

  • Back up off my face.

    LMAO she can’t be Nessie! Nessie is a freakin’ baby! How is a 19 year old girl gonna play a baby?

  • Anonymous

    they ruined the books. new moon just got 2 stars! im seeing it at midnight and its my fave book…in the trailer i already counted like 20 mistakes. its gonna suckk :(

  • Anonymous

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    i love taylor, but i really would never have pictured HER as Nessie… Nessie is supposed to be a child.
    That would just be weird.
    i dont think its true…

  • ssexybeast

    Wth? A twilight spin off? Isn’t there all ready like 4?

  • Anonymous

    OMG! for the heaven’s sake! no more taylor swift! she’s overrated! ugh

  • m

    Anonymous said:
    OMG! for the heaven’s sake! no more taylor swift! she’s overrated! ugh
    ——-
    I say no more twilight except for the books.

  • Anonymous

    Raise your hand if you think Taylor^2 is a PR stunt.

  • Joe Jonas

    Taylor staying at the same hotel as us? yikes! Big Rob! help!

  • Anonymous

    DONT RUIN BOOKS ANYMORE ASSES

  • Anonymous

    nuff robert and kristen are bad enough please dont make this movie a joke the girl cant act and she is going to ruin it

  • 1234567

    Taylor is awesome, but her as Nessie is a big no! The whole movie everyone is gonna be thinking Taylor swift.

  • viluma

    ehmm How is she supposed to be Nessie if she is BABY!!? (that grows fast) but still a baby!!

  • Anonymous

    um you guys know this is a totally fake story?

  • Anonymous3214

    ummmm….NO!!!!!

  • Kourtney

    UM what the hell!?! This is one of the dumbest and most laughable things I think I’ve ever heard.. Taylor playing Renesmee HAHAAHA.

  • Anonymous

    wot da hell! are dey feeling orite! i soo agree wiv taylor being overated! she aint all dat! and nessie is meant to be a toddler not a 19 year old women. and if u put her and jacob together it would look like they are mother and son!! urggg dont ruin my fav film!!

  • Ano

    thats lame
    just leave it after breaking dawn

  • Hibz

    I think Abigail Breslin should play Nessie. She’s a wonderful actress and I can picture her as Nessie. Who agrees?

  • Kourtney

    Anonymous said:
    wot da hell! are dey feeling orite! i soo agree wiv taylor being overated! she aint all dat! and nessie is meant to be a toddler not a 19 year old women. and if u put her and jacob together it would look like they are mother and son!! urggg dont ruin my fav film!!
    *******
    Taylor Swift does not look old enough to be Taylor Lautners mom, don’t be ridiculous.

    and they said it would be a twilight spin-off, which means it could be 5 or 10 years in the future when she’s older..

  • No Bitchassness

    Wtf is this shit! :L

  • Anonymous

    HECK NO. if she’s in breaking dawn, i will kill myself.

  • Anonymous

    aww that would be really cute i know people are gonna start telling me im crazy on here for thinking it might be cool!:)

  • Anonymous

    Is Nessie going to sing? Is Nessie locked in an evil castle and will be bawling ‘Love Story’ from an old tower? Will twilight turn into an opera? Tune in into the next issue of oceanup.

  • Anonymous

    What I read on ONTD about Miley:

    “I just found out today that she for sure gets high with her horse faced brother. Not that I’m really surprised or anything, it’s just more of a definite thing now.

    The other night when Miley was playing in Cleveland, Metro Station came into a restaurant where a friend of mine works. He was asked to score some weed, partied with them and part of what they had was being saved for Miley later on.

    I know, pics or it didn’t happen, but my friend swears up and down that it’s true.”
    Not at all surprised.

  • stellagirl1993

    would be cool if she stars in the twilight saga ;)
    love her :D
    & i like twilight :P

  • Lemonade

    Nessie is a stupid name.

    Stephenie Meyer is one of the worst things to become popular this decade. >=(

  • Anonymous

    oh shut up she doesnt look like kristen or rob anyway. so dont get deffensive over you little bubble gum pop country singer!

  • Anonymous

    ha ha goo goo ga ga GROW THE FUCK UP LITTLE KID! get your head out of your ass and realize disney channel and pop is gay…….little baby turd!

  • Anonymous

    WHAT?!! i love swift but like said she and lautner somehow i don’t like together!! if the producers get taylor as nessie i seriously wouldn’t watch breaking dawn!!SERIOUSLY!!!

  • Anonymous

    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! I love taylor but she llooks nothing like a mixture of their baby. Shes a blonde. Plus renesmee is a baby not a nineteen year old girl. She should nto be in it!!

  • Tori

    Im glad alot of people feel the same way i do….. when i read this my heart sunk. I have nuthing against taylor but putting her as Nessie will ruin the whole thing for me. Ive read the twilight sereies about 5 times and Taylor just doesnt fit the part. I rlly hope the producers will listen to the fans this time and NOT put her as ” Nessie” =]

  • Lilly

    I adore Taylor but I’m not so sure she would be right for Nessie. Does she even have any acting experience?

  • Leena

    if she is going to be in this, i’ll just go see it for a good laugh.
    but seriously….NO. they’re whoring out taylor squared. i liked taylena better, their relationship wasn’t as big as this one.

  • Anonymousssara

    What the fuck? No. Dude seriously. Don’t get me wrong Taylor’s cool but I refuse to watch Breaking Dawn if she plays Nessie. It’s prolly not real and people are saying it just cause the rumors of Taylor Squared. But I swear I won’t watch it if she’s in it. :l She’d ruin it.

  • Izzie

    first off she looks NOTHING like a mix between Rob and Kristen.
    ________________________________

    I know right?? And top that off with the fact that she has absolutely NO acting experiece. I mean she’s a “country singer” for godsake! Something tells me Taylor Lautner must be trying to pull some strings for her.. laaame!

  • Angela.

    You have GOT to be kidding me.

  • cinthya

    YEESSS SHE WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THE ROLE. YOU ARE ONLY JELOUS BECAUSE SHE IS AMAZING AT ALL.

  • gaby

    yeeah i agree with cinthya taylor would be perfect for the role

  • Anonymous

    hell noo plz! i mean i love her songs she is amazing but not as nessie! its like saying megan fox would be alice, maybe she is so hot but she would NEVER fit in that character just as swift on nessie’s character :)

  • Anonymous

    no no no no no no no no no NO NO NO!

  • NICOLE .

    …how exactly would one make an imaginary being conform to scientific laws and expectations? vampires’ entire being is fabricated and could never happen or make any sense, so why not make absurd things happen just for shits and giggles

    ————————————–

    That’s why I don’t have a problem when other vampire stories do crazy shit, but she said that she was being “scientific” and then acted like all other vampire stories are ~crazy~ because they can turn into bats, etc. She’s the one who put that crazy expectation there, and then broke the rules of her own canon because it suited her.

    And lmao, as if SMeyer does anything for “shits and giggles”. She thinks this shit is srs bizniz.

  • Mackenaaaa

    ISNT RENEMSEE SUPPOSE TO BE STRABERRY BLONDE?

  • Anonymous

    Please NO! I LOVE TALOY S and she is my favorite singer but Renesmee was like 5 years old and she is 19! And Talor is the same age of Kristen! How kristen´s doughter is gonna be the same as her? NO!

  • Anonymous

    i have just seen new moon
    team jacob

  • Anonymous

    Do people actually think this is real? The source is the Enquirer so….obviously BS. And the fact that Taylor is the same age as Kristen and clearly could not play a toddler but……..

    Has anyone read the books? Can someone explain how in the hell Jacob falls for an infant??

  • Mackenaaaa
  • Anonomou

    nononono!
    complete FAIL

    people are prob just trying to start rumors because of taylor and taylor “dating”

  • NICOLE .

    Bella and Edward have a kid?
    0_o

    Ooooh, that’s why on message boards they were talking about how cold sperm is illogical in making a baby.
    I was like “wth?”

    ———————————

    That’s what I said, but people were like, “OMG, it’s ~Twilight. Don’t take it that seriously.” Whatever. That dumb bitch Stephenie Meyer was like, “I’m doing the scientific version of vampires.” What the fuck is scientific about dead people sparkling in the sunlight and getting erections when they have no blood? If you’re going to be all “this is scientific”, then maybe you shouldn’t be so fucking stupid. She needs to invest in a science textbook. Ughhhhhhhh.

    Also, this is the worst idea I’ve ever heard, but I’m kind of enjoying all this TSwift backlash lately. LOL.

    /rant

  • DianitaLoves_Taylor

    “want selena for that role :)”
    _______________________________

    NOOOTT PLEASEEEE NOOOTTT!!!!!

  • mileyluver15

    im soooo jealous of taylor seriously she is sooo pretty ive never seen an ugly pic of her goshh!

  • MitchelMluv

    Oh no. God no!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cinthya

    NOOT! are you kidding me? She cant be Nessie. Taylor is too old!

  • Anonymous

    …how exactly would one make an imaginary being conform to scientific laws and expectations? vampires’ entire being is fabricated and could never happen or make any sense, so why not make absurd things happen just for shits and giggles

  • hpaddictedx

    LMFAO, Breaking Dawn was horrible. The book is going to look soo fucking wrong on screen.

  • micah.

    WHAT THE FUCK NO!

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  • Hibz

    first?

  • LALALAReally

    Love Taylor Swift to fucking death and her acting isn’t that bad, but I’d rather NOT have her in the movie.

    It’s just weird. And she’s supposed to be a fucking toddler. Taylor Swift is 5’11. She doesn’t look like a damn toddler. I really hope this is just some stupid rumor someone made up.

  • Mercedes

    lmao
    that’s bull shit!!

    Nessie is a baby throughout the whole book!
    where did u get this national enquirer?

  • reuiefnsofnroek

    Wtf? Renesmee is like 3 months old In the books. But she grows faster so she looks like a toddler.
    How the hell can a 19 year old girl play a toddler?
    Also her hair colour is wrong, her eyes are supposed to be big and she’s supposed to look exactly like edward and bella. And in the book it says in 6 and a half years she will be fully grown. She doesn’t turn into a teenager in the book.

  • deeeeee

    nessie is supposed to be tiny?! like a three year old at most!! this is NOT true.

  • Anonymous

    Hell nah!
    She is absolutely not right for the roll!She is a giant!Dont get mad at me i’m just saying that she’s tall!LOL.

  • GirlAnna

    It’s not a SPIN OFF.

  • CINTHYA

    NOOOOOTTTT

  • Anonymous

    want selena for that role :)

  • Anonymous

    THIS IS TOTALLY STUPID!!!! I WILL NOT WATCH IT IF TAYLOR IS IN IT! SHE SHOULD STICK TO WHAT SHE IS GOOD AT WHICH IS SINGING! THIS IS A STUPID POST AND PROBABLE NOT TRUE SO PEOPLE SHOULD RELAX! nO TAYLOR IN TWILIGHT!

  • CoinBears

    I may not be into Twilight, but please, keep her away from it. It’s just a no. A big no.

  • Hibz

    yayyy i was first lmfao.

  • @maricheq

    NO NO NO NO! It can’t be real. OMG! if she really will be ness, i won’t watch I SWEAR! omg, no I CAN’T BELIEVE! please dooooon’t DDDDDDD:

  • peace&love

    ummm hell no! She is going to ruin it

  • Anonymous

    Does oceanup hate Taylor Swift now too? That is a terrible picture. The girl is beautiful but that is extremely unflattering.

  • MZ

    Oh my god NO!
    Love her but she could not be Nessie Cullen

  • YouBelongWithMe

    What is up with the rumored vampire roles?

  • Hibz

    I expected more comments already. ahahah. well it’s like 8AM in Australia now, anyway, and I’m getting ready for school. TEAM TAYLOR (LAUTNER) :P

  • Anonymous

    how would that work… shes too old
    in the book we dont see her as a teenager or any older
    ————
    AGREED

  • Hibz

    And wait a second! No! Not Nessie! I love Taylor but I just don’t think she’s right for the role.

  • Anonymous25

    WTF? The two most overrated things together? Oh no peaple and Taylor Swift is not a good actress at all I’m gonna comit!

  • Anonymous

    how the hell would a 20-year-old play a baby!?!

  • Ran

    I think she has to much going on with her music to take time off for a big movie part. Her role in Valentine’s Day is a small part, she was only in Hollywood a few days.

  • Anonymous

    um no.

  • Anonymous

    yea! i think these are just you for publicity! taylor always do that. sooo annoying now! she was nothing before she dated joe jonas. she just exploded when she started blabbering about their breakup! and people are bashing out on joe thinking it’s all his fault. you know guys… in every relationship.. its not always the guys’ fault. maybe the girl did something to make the guy do whatever they did. oh well. back to twilight.. no TAYLOR SWIFT please! jesus! stick to the book!

  • Anonymous

    She’s too old for that. She is a pretty good actress but… Wtf? And for the people that say she can’t act:

    Have you SEEN Kristen Stewart acting?!

  • PaaperPlanes

    No. :) But it would be sweet.

  • ananmous

    that is totally fake, when would she fit that in, between the second leg of her tour and recording and releasing album 3?

  • Caroline :)

    What the fuck? NO.

  • ohmimiley


    Yay. That would be so awesome!
    Cant wait. Shes a little grown
    up for Nessie though, eh?

  • Hibz

    im soooo jealous of taylor seriously she is sooo pretty ive never seen an ugly pic of her goshh!

    ————————

    lmaoo. google “taylor swift without make up” on google. not trying to be mean or anything but your talking about her like she looks like megan fox or something.

  • oceanupper

    THATS THE BIGGEST PILE OF CRAP! SO FALSE NESSIE IS LIKE 8 YEARS OLD??? WTH!

  • Anonymous

    National Enquirer? Lol.

  • Anonymous

    I think that she would be great! Her and Taylor will def. have chemistry. Hope they don’t break up during the movie though. That would suck. But she kinda did look like Kristen Stewart when she did that SNL skit.

  • JonasFan12

    “nessie” is supossed to be a baby…

  • Anonymous

    HELL NO THAT FUCKING BITCH IS GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING KLHWDJLNALJKKSL

  • Kianna Hudgina

    How would that work??? Nessie is a fricking baby!

    Such lies..

  • Ashley Nicole

    Do we even need a twilight spin off? I mean come on. By the time the fourth movie gets here Twilight probably won’t be as big anyway.

  • Mileyfan12345

    lol i hope this happens

  • Hibz

    They’re doing it for stupid publicity. They see that Taylor Swift is on top of the world now – so they’re thinking to let her play a role. It’s pathetic. I love her but she’s just not right for the role of Nessie. At least I don’t think she is.

  • Hibz

    but she is supposed to be like toddler and taylor swift is definitely not that description.

    ——-

    she acts like one.

    —————-

    BAM! lmfaooo, that was funny.

  • Syds.

    I’m confused….