Joe Jonas DANCING IN PARIS

Thx Roxanne!

  • Anonymous

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/43096805@N07/4115675391/

    Oh yeah because these girls are just HIDEOUS.

    *note the obvious sarcasm

  • Anonymous

    yeah, i bet taylor’s so much better with her “omg guys! i cant believe i won this award, i just cant believe it! im so modest and im just a little girl from tennesse! “oh wait? whats that? shes not southern? shes from pennsylvania? thats what i thought. bitch.

  • Anonymous

    I totally think you’re comment is inapproriate if you’re a jonas hater, then you’re jelous of their talent, and Joe Jonas is very talented, great singer and excellent performer and if you can’t see that your blind dumb and stupid and he’s not gay just look at all his ex-girlfriends in the past, he’s definitely into girls and the hottest singer around today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ??????.

    haha, he is adorable. :)

  • cali

    Joe is such a cutie

  • iloveyouux

    i like your icon iloveyouux

    thank youu! :]

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Adorable. Truly adorable. :)

  • selly :)

    JOE JONAS IS SHIT. PERIOD.

    YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS.

    SELENA > FAGGOTS.

  • star19

    JOE. As usual funny as hell.

  • tay tay

    he can’t dance.

  • Anonymous

    jo jonas needs t

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Holy shit Nick Jonas can play like 3 instruments. Fuck he is so talented.

  • Anonymous

    i hate joe nd his cheeto puff eyebrows

  • Tashahahaha

    I thought it said “Joe Jonas dancing in pants”

  • Anonymous

    i want joe and miley to get married

  • Anonymous

    i know it is bad but i have to agree that im
    so modest and im just a little girl from tennesse! “oh wait? whats that? shes not southern? shes from pennsylvania?

  • Jonas Hater.

    He’s so fucking gay. Look at him. He thinks he looks so cool. “ugly fat girls are fawning over me!! Let me act like I’m the shit!!!”

    Lmfao. Wow.

  • random

    selly :) said:

    JOE JONAS IS SHIT. PERIOD.

    YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS.

    SELENA > FAGGOTS.

    GTFO selena ass. bitch

  • JonasGirl007

    cute joe :D

  • Anonymissy

    He’s such a sweetheart.

  • Anonymous

    joe jonas masturbates to his brothers

  • AAC

    He is so adorable. <3

  • Anonymous

    selena gomez has no ass

  • Anonymous

    i like your icon iloveyouux

    thank youu! :]
    —-
    your welcome.

  • Anonymous

    wait for it joe just wait

  • Gemini

    can’t watch video is his dancing good

  • Anonymous

    theres mostly selena fans and jobros here

  • Anonymous

    idiot

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Jonas Hater. said:

    He’s so fucking gay. Look at him. He thinks he looks so cool. “ugly fat girls are fawning over me!! Let me act like I’m the shit!!!”

    Lmfao. Wow.

    Don’t use that word like a toy. It has a meaning you obivously don’t know what the meaning is. So your basically calling everyone who is a fan JB ugly fat girls. Hmm nice to know.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    joe jonas masturbates to his brothers

    ______

    No. He masturbates to me. ;D

  • ??????.

    Holy shit Nick Jonas can play like 3 instruments. Fuck he is so talented.

    What can’t that boy play? :)

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    joe jonas masturbates to his brothers

    _____

    Don’t we all masturbate to Joe Jonas’s Brothers? Hahah jk

  • random

    come on please dont start this they are both great no need to do this its a jonas post.

  • Delsy

    I thought it said “Joe Jonas dancing in pants”

    Lolz i did too :/ don’t know why. Joe funny dough

  • JonasGirl007

    ov 29, 2009 @ 11:54 am
    DemiandMileyPones said:
    joe jonas masturbates to his brothers

    ______

    No. He masturbates to me. ;D
    —–
    no…. nick masturbates to u ^
    Joe masturbates to meeee <3

  • ??????.

    can’t watch video is his dancing good

    It’s not really even dancing, haha.
    He kinda shuffles around. :)

  • jjrock28

    Wow the first commenter had to be the fucking dumbest and most pathetic thing that ever walked the planet. You can take her crappy telivision show and horrible and suck our asses.

    Everyone< The faggot Selena

  • Anonymous

    joe jonas needs to come marry me alredy

  • DemiandMileyPones

    joe poops gold

    ____
    LMAO!

  • ffddffd

    joe has a grill

  • skipper

    Gemini said:

    In the little rascals do they sing i got pickle or i got a dollar

    ——-
    Gemini your icon is GORGEOUS.

  • AAC

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    Holy shit Nick Jonas can play like 3 instruments. Fuck he is so talented.
    ____________

    Actually four. He can rock out on the glockenspiel too.

  • kk

    selly :) said:

    Anonymous said:

    Selly, Joe Jonas is THE shit.

    JOE JONAS IS A SHIT. period.
    ———-

    exactly :)

  • Anonymous

    i cant wait for the joe jonas sex tape

  • 432

    joe needs some dick up his ass

  • selly :)

    ??????. said:

    JOE JONAS IS A SHIT. period.

    You mean the shit?
    Yes, yes he is.


    no, whore. just a shit.

  • ali66

    will selena gomez just fuck a cow alredy

  • star19

    increasetehhPEACE said:
    Lmao, gotta love joe :). Nick’s so cute, the way he bashes those drums. ahhh <33!

    YESSSS. And those orgasmic faces he makes!! Gotta love those drums for making him have those faces. <33

  • Gemini

    thank u i luv this close up

  • Anonymous

    i love piclels and joe

  • increasetehhPEACE

    joe will be a stripper in the future just wait people
    ____________
    I wouldnt mind ;)

  • Anonymous

    joe oh joe your the reson for these teardrops on my guitar

  • Anonymous

    JOE JONAS IS A SHIT. period.

    You mean the shit?
    Yes, yes he is.


    no, whore. just a shit.

    no you fugly piece of low life garbage, he is THE shit.

  • Anonymous

    He is so fucking hot!!!!!

  • blahhh

    i met joe yesterday hes so cool he proposed to me but i refused

  • iloveyouux

    Anonymous said:

    Selly, Joe Jonas is THE shit.

    JOE JONAS IS A SHIT. period.
    —–
    Well than I guess I find shit really attractive then :D <3.

  • ssexybeast

    sexybeast I know this is off topic but what happened yesterday after I left?

    I don’t remember lol

    All I know is that I missed the epic post.

  • Hannah Montana

    Joe is a Male Whore! I’m not complaining though! Hi Joe ;)

  • Anonymissy

    So many comments… so little time… ha :o)

  • Anonymous

    Damn Joe ! You’ve got some sexyyy moves < 33 haha. NOw all we need to do is get Nick to dance!

  • ET

    LOVEEEE<3<3
    I need a mean girls icon like NOW.

  • Anonymous

    is joe gonna be my girl

  • souzi

    random question..has anyone here seen “fame:..is it any good??

  • Anonymous

    selena gomez needs to burn her head on fire

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Just give up. Both Miley and JB are extremely famous. Neither are fading or going to fade anytime soon. I mean Nick just got asked to do his first NJATA gig on the Grammy Nomiations special. That’s huge! They actually got nominated for a Grammy last year. Did Miley? No. But she’s still famous and well known. So just stop and get your ass out of here cause NOBODY LIKES YOU. — ,MILEY IS MORE FAMOUS AND HAS MORE AWARDS THAN JB WILL EVER HAVE!

  • Gemini

    i kinda want me a mean girls icon 2

  • Anonymous

    Miley wasn’t nominated for a Grammy though, or offered to perform at the nomination concert.

  • Gemini

    so little time so much to do i’ll rather spend my day with u i thought of that song when i saw the comment

  • Anonymous

    Epic posts only happen at night – when all the cool commenters are on. Not the juvenile idiots that are on during the day.

  • m

    Anonymous said:
    Miley wasn’t nominated for a Grammy though, or offered to perform at the nomination concert.
    ——
    The nominations haven’t been announced yet for this year. Also the people who are performing on that Grammy’s concert are former nominees or grammy winners which is why Miley isn’t performing

  • Anonymous

    random question..has anyone here seen “fame:..is it any good??
    ———-
    i heard the new one was really bad
    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10011235-fame/

  • Anonymous

    Selly, JOE JONAS IS THE SHIT. You’re just crank and on your period.

    :)

  • selly :)

    Anonymous said:

    Selly, Joe Jonas is THE shit.

    JOE JONAS IS A SHIT. period.

  • AnonymousLovesJoe

    Dance and sing for us, Joseph!!! Love those smooth moves.

    My goodness, I love that boy!

  • Gemini

    thank u and thank u for answering because one time we had a me and some friends had a huge debate about that and i said pickle cause he had a pickle

  • DemiandMileyPones

    In the little rascals do they sing i got pickle or i got a dollar

    ____

    I got a pickle, I got a pickle, I got a pickle, hey, hey, hey, hey. :)

    Your icon is gorgeous! :)

  • increasetehhPEACE

    Anonymous said:

    Sexybeast is as psycho as selena she switches sides like she switches her panties
    __________
    Your not worth losing my temper over. Your as sharp as a spoon. Get over it, you’ve got nothing on sexybeast!

  • Anonymous

    Sexybeast is as stupid as kelsey and kay and carey crazy shit ass fans with crazy imagination of selena.

  • ssexybeast

    Thanks to all my friends on here, love you<3

  • Gemini

    no thanx

  • kk

    Gemini said:

    In the little rascals do they sing i got pickle or i got a dollar
    ———

    seriously gat a better looking icon.

  • Melissa=)

    Sexybeast is as psycho as selena she switches sides like she switches her panties
    ==============
    haha. its funny how pathetic you are. :D

  • SexySoccerStud8

    Haha, he’s such a cutie. At first, I thought that was Kevin on the drums, haha. It looked like him. Love them<3.

  • increasetehhPEACE

    ssexybeast said:

    Thanks to all my friends on here, love you<3
    ___________
    We love you too !

  • JonasGirl007

    ov 29, 2009 @ 11:57 am
    DemiandMileyPones said:
    joe jonas masturbates to his brothers

    ______

    No. He masturbates to me. ;D
    —–
    no…. nick masturbates to u ^
    Joe masturbates to meeee <3

    ____

    Hmph. Fair enough. <3 :)
    —-
    lol :D *shakes hand* deal

  • DemiandMileyPones

    slena gomez needs to go wash some dishes

    _____

    Huh?

  • thenastytruth

    Joe just being Joe<33

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Why is Selena mentioned in this post randomly? Don’t diss Selena even when this post has nothing to do with her.

  • selly :)

    Anonymous said:

    selena gomez has no ass

    FUCK YOU.
    SELENA > FAGGOTS BROTHERS.

    all the way.

  • Anonymous

    selena gomez is a sex slave

  • Anonymous

    JOE CANT DANCE! How can anyone call this Music??

  • iloveyouux

    i want joe jonas dick in my mouth

    In your dreams, girl!

  • Anonymous

    joe will be a stripper in the future just wait people

  • DemiandMileyPones

    i want joe and miley to get married

    ______

    :) <33

  • star19

    Holy shit Nick Jonas can play like 3 instruments. Fuck he is so talented.

    I know my Nick is soo talented. :)

  • JNK JonasLove

    I Love him pretty much! hes FABULOUS and crazyy! i love goofy guys sincerly gyts hes awsoem you gotta love hiim!

  • kk

    ello new post people :D

    uhh, Joe your a pretty face, but you suck at dancing.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    joe jonas masturbates to his brothers

    ______

    No. He masturbates to me. ;D
    —–
    no…. nick masturbates to u ^
    Joe masturbates to meeee <3

    ____

    Hmph. Fair enough. <3 :)

  • Anonymissy

    Is it just me, or can EVERYONE tell that it’s the same guy writing hateful comments over and over again? :oP

  • selly :)

    star19 said:

    selly :) said:
    JOE JONAS IS SHIT. PERIOD.

    YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS.
    SELENA > FAGGOTS.
    —-
    Don’t ruin Selena.


    fuck you bitch.

  • Gemini

    In the little rascals do they sing i got pickle or i got a dollar

  • iloveyouux

    selena gomez has no ass

    Everyone has an ass… And what does this have to do with anything?

  • Anonymous

    joe poops gold

  • kk

    Anonymous said:

    selena gomez is a sex slave
    ——

    don’t talk about Selena that way bitch!
    you make me sick.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    selena gomez is a sex slave

    _____

    You’re cracking me up. :)

  • sarahh_182

    aww soo cute :)
    they all seem to happy lately :)

  • increasetehhPEACE

    Lmao, gotta love joe :). Nick’s so cute, the way he bashes those drums. ahhh <33!

  • souzi

    i meant is it there anything interesting??WTF OU..

  • DemiandMileyPones

    i cant wait for the joe jonas sex tape

    ______

    Me neither! :)

  • kk

    Gemini said:

    no thanx
    ——-

    ok, if you want to continue looking at ugly :)

  • Gemini

    Miley’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?”

  • increasetehhPEACE

    ssexybeast said:

    sexybeast I know this is off topic but what happened yesterday after I left?

    I don’t remember lol

    All I know is that I missed the epic post.
    ________
    EPIC POST ??! Omg i missed it too :'(

  • sdsdsd

    miley cyrus for the win

  • Miley Cyrus

    Hey Joe. Really loved my Birthday Video from you guys. Thank You. btw Joe, it was needed for you to say it’s Joe. Everyone know the smexy Jonas. Miss ya Joe, Miles

  • JonasGirl007

    lol :D <3 joseph jonas

  • ??????.

    is joe gonna be my girl

    Shoot, if Joe was a girl, i’d gladly turn myself into a guy! ;)

  • JonasGirl007

    Nov 29, 2009 @ 12:05 pm
    ??????. said:
    is joe gonna be my girl

    Shoot, if Joe was a girl, i’d gladly turn myself into a guy! ;)

    If joe was a girl, i’d go gay for him <3

  • iloveyouux

    i met joe yesterday hes so cool he proposed to me but i refused

    really? because when I met Nick he did the same thing! AWESOME!

  • DemiandMileyPones

    will selena gomez just fuck a cow alredy

    _____

    I’m like dying right now! :)

  • mapi

    Joe=HOT

  • cony

    I am back for real :0/ Stupid dad.

  • Anonymous

    WHATTHEFUCK is wrong with u haters!!
    if u don’t like him, then DON’T WATCH!!
    and keep ur fucked up comments to ur shitty selves

  • cony

    Did something happen when I was gone?

  • Anonymous

    Nick Jonas please don’t go out and do a solo tour, don’t get me wrong you’re very talented with your singing and playing all those instruments, but Jonas Brothers is Much better as a group with Joe Jonas as the Front Man you must know that Nick!!!!!, just do your solo album on you’re own time, Plus we want too see Jonas Brothers perform in Toronto in 2010 again, so Nick Jonas don’t mess it up for you’re Brothers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • bkdbsvkfsvbfs

    for a second i thought it said “Dirty in Paris”
    i got a little excited. ahaha xD

  • Anonymous

    Aw they didnt play this at the Belgium show :/

  • jess

    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    JOE LOVES SELENA >;D
    THEY MAKE HAWT JELENA BABIES TOGETHER.

  • Anonymous

    HE’S TOO CUTE. it’s like a little boy learning a hand shake:) i love him

  • brandon

    i want to fuck taylor swift in the ass

  • anybay

    SEXYBEAST IS A WHOREEE!!

  • DemiandMileyPones

    is joe gonna be my girl

    Shoot, if Joe was a girl, i’d gladly turn myself into a guy! ;)

    _____

    I second that.

  • Anonymous

    live to party nah nah i want joeee in my bed like bam bam bam

  • selly :)

    iloveyouux said:

    Anonymous said:

    Selly, Joe Jonas is THE shit.

    JOE JONAS IS A SHIT. period.
    —–
    Well than I guess I find shit really attractive then :D <3

    --
    to bad for you.

    selena > joe

  • DemiandMileyPones

    i met joe yesterday hes so cool he proposed to me but i refused

    really? because when I met Nick he did the same thing! AWESOME!

    _____

    Same with me, but I said yes! ;D

  • ssexybeast

    EPIC POST ??! Omg i missed it too :'(

    I always miss them =[

  • kk

    Anonymous said:

    selena gomez needs to burn her head on fire
    ——-

    you need to shut the fuck up.

  • Anonymous

    i want to slp joe in the face and the ass

  • Anonymous

    Joe is soooo cute!
    :)

  • ssexybeast

    SEXYBEAST IS A WHOREEE!!

    Why do I have so many haters on this site? =[

  • Anonymous

    Miley Cyrus said:

    Hey Joe. Really loved my Birthday Video from you guys. Thank You. btw Joe, it was needed for you to say it’s Joe. Everyone know the smexy Jonas. Miss ya Joe, Miles
    ——————-
    jackie get out

  • Anonymous

    Selena is pretty and cool and all but she doesn’t pown Joe.

    They’d be cute together though!

  • star19

    I gotta go. ):
    Bye everyone! See you later. Peace!

  • DemiandMileyPones

    live to party nah nah i want joeee in my bed like bam bam bam

    ____

    You almost made me spill my Hawaiian Punch on the computer screen.!

  • Anonymous

    http://twitpic.com/r8yn2 – Only at the happiest place on earth with @chloebridges…. Nbd…
    A MILLION years ago from TwitPic

  • ??????.

    Why do I have so many haters on this site? =[

    Because they secretly love you :)

  • Shaye

    u know those kinds of ppl who make u love them?? that’s joe!!

  • iloveyouux

    i want to fuck taylor swift in the ass

    K. Go then. I cant wait for taylor to write a song about that. lmfao.

  • kk

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    will selena gomez just fuck a cow alredy

    _____

    I’m like dying right now! :)
    ——-
    then you’re no selena fan. bitch.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Bye Star19, my fellow Nick lover! :D

  • Anonymous

    I like you sexybeast you are nice.

  • AAC

    Just give up. Both Miley and JB are extremely famous. Neither are fading or going to fade anytime soon. I mean Nick just got asked to do his first NJATA gig on the Grammy Nomiations special. That’s huge! They actually got nominated for a Grammy last year. Did Miley? No. But she’s still famous and well known. So just stop and get your ass out of here cause NOBODY LIKES YOU. — ,MILEY IS MORE FAMOUS AND HAS MORE AWARDS THAN JB WILL EVER HAVE!
    ______________

    WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

    And who cares. It’s not like JB care. I don’t care, their fans don’t care so why does it matter? I rather them NOT be over rated anyways.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    will selena gomez just fuck a cow alredy

    _____

    I’m like dying right now! :)
    ——-
    then you’re no selena fan. bitch.

    ___

    It’s just for shits and giggles. Calm down.

  • ssexybeast

    I like you sexybeast you are nice.

    Thank You =]

    Bye star<3

  • MRS JOE JONAS

    Anonymous said:

    your kidding? that was not dancing. it was shuffling the feet
    —————-
    Do you think anyone care ?? he could be doing nothin and we’ll still watch that video XD
    that boy is sex on legs and he knows it!! I love the little dance he does with the horns in year 3000, he’s adorable!!

  • selly :)

    MILEY CYRUS NEED TO DIE
    she deserved to get raped!

    SELENA > EVERYONE.

  • ??????.

    If joe was a girl, i’d go gay for him <3

    Haha! That’s another solution!

  • JonasGirl007

    Nov 29, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
    ??????. said:
    If joe was a girl, i’d go gay for him <3

    Haha! That’s another solution!

    :D i know… its my first choice, i like myself the way i am right now

  • Anonymous

    I never notice what big fat nose Selena has up close

  • iloveyouux

    live to party nah nah i want joeee in my bed like bam bam bam

    Haha. your halarious!! xD.

  • ET

    Star-

    YOURE SO WRONG. MYYYYYY nick is so talented.
    Just stop living in denial.
    Nick and I will get married just see ;)

  • JonasGirl007

    My cat is sleeping on my bed… so CUTE <3

  • pasties

    ssexybeast said:

    SEXYBEAST IS A WHOREEE!!

    Why do I have so many haters on this site? =[
    ———–
    maybe because you suck and kiss ass

  • DemiandMileyPones

    I want Joe to do a booty pop. I’d probably jizz but thats okay.! :)

    And Nick too. Kevin already has that down for sure! :))

  • Anonymous

    You’re welcome sexybeast!

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    http://twitpic.com/r8yn2 – Only at the happiest place on earth with @chloebridges…. Nbd…
    A MILLION years ago from TwitPic
    ____________

    first I was like WHAT IS THAT and then I saw the A MILLLION and I laughed ….HAHA …Yes where in the world is Demi ? Is she stuck in Disney ?

  • increasetehhPEACE

    ssexybeast said:

    SEXYBEAST IS A WHOREEE!!

    Why do I have so many haters on this site? ___________
    because people are jelous of how kind you are. You stand out from other people on OU(no offence to other people lool:P I didnt mean it in a bad way). Your too kind. Dont sink down to their level. :)

  • Anonymous

    AAC said:

    Just give up. Both Miley and JB are extremely famous. Neither are fading or going to fade anytime soon. I mean Nick just got asked to do his first NJATA gig on the Grammy Nomiations special. That’s huge! They actually got nominated for a Grammy last year. Did Miley? No. But she’s still famous and well known. So just stop and get your ass out of here cause NOBODY LIKES YOU. — ,MILEY IS MORE FAMOUS AND HAS MORE AWARDS THAN JB WILL EVER HAVE!
    ______________

    WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

    And who cares. It’s not like JB care. I don’t care, their fans don’t care so why does it matter? I rather them NOT be over rated anyways.

    Stop feeding the hater. good GOD.
    just ignore her. let her go.

  • souzi

    SEXYBEAST IS A WHOREEE!!

    —————————–

    LMFAO..noe sexybeast has haters too??..that proves hoe popular she is!!!

  • ET

    Iloveyouxo. “I can’t wait taylor to write a song about that” OMGGGG I love you.<3 you made my day

  • Gemini

    another post

  • Anonymous

    Miley Cyrus & Jonas Brothers — NEW RECORD– Anything you can do,
    I can do better.
    I can do anything
    Better than you.

    No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can. No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can. No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can,
    Yes, I can!

    Anything you can be
    I can be greater.
    Sooner or later,
    I’m greater than you.

    No, you’re not. Yes, I am.
    No, you’re not. Yes, I am.
    No, you’re NOT!. Yes, I am.
    Yes, I am!

    I can shoot a partridge
    With a single cartridge.
    I can get a sparrow
    With a bow and arrow.
    I can live on bread and cheese.
    And only on that?
    Yes.
    So can a rat!
    Any note you can reach
    I can go higher.
    I can sing anything
    Higher than you.
    No, you can’t. (High)
    Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
    Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
    Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
    Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
    Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

    Anything you can buy
    I can buy cheaper.
    I can buy anything
    Cheaper than you.

    Fifty cents?
    Forty cents! Thirty cents?
    Twenty cents! No, you can’t!
    Yes, I can,
    Yes, I can!
    Anything you can say
    I can say softer.
    I can say anything
    Softer than you.
    No, you can’t. (Softly)
    Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can’t. (Softer)
    Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can’t. (Softer)
    Yes, I can. (Softer)
    YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
    I can drink my liquor
    Faster than a flicker.
    I can drink it quicker
    And get even sicker!
    I can open any safe.
    Without bein’ caught?
    Sure.
    That’s what I thought–
    you crook!
    Any note you can hold
    I can hold longer.
    I can hold any note
    Longer than you.

    No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can
    Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N’T–
    CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
    Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

    Anything you can wear
    I can wear better.
    In what you wear
    I’d look better than you.
    In my coat?
    In your vest! In my shoes?
    In your hat! No, you can’t!
    Yes, I can
    Yes, I CAN!
    Anything you say
    I can say faster.
    I can say anything
    Faster than you.
    No, you can’t. (Fast)
    Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can’t. (Faster)
    Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan’t. (Faster)
    YesIcan! (Fastest)
    I can jump a hurdle.
    I can wear a girdle.
    I can knit a sweater.
    I can fill it better!
    I can do most anything!
    Can you bake a pie? No.
    Neither can I.
    Anything you can sing
    I can sing sweeter.
    I can sing anything
    Sweeter than you.
    No, you can’t. (Sweetly)
    Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
    Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
    Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can’t, can’t, can’t (sweeter)
    Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

    Yes, I can! No, you can’t!

  • Miley Nick Joe & Kevin

    Miley Cyrus & Jonas Brothers — NEW RECORD– Anything you can do,
    I can do better.
    I can do anything
    Better than you.

    No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can. No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can. No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can,
    Yes, I can!

    Anything you can be
    I can be greater.
    Sooner or later,
    I’m greater than you.

    No, you’re not. Yes, I am.
    No, you’re not. Yes, I am.
    No, you’re NOT!. Yes, I am.
    Yes, I am!

    I can shoot a partridge
    With a single cartridge.
    I can get a sparrow
    With a bow and arrow.
    I can live on bread and cheese.
    And only on that?
    Yes.
    So can a rat!
    Any note you can reach
    I can go higher.
    I can sing anything
    Higher than you.
    No, you can’t. (High)
    Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
    Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
    Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
    Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can’t. (Higher)
    Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

    Anything you can buy
    I can buy cheaper.
    I can buy anything
    Cheaper than you.

    Fifty cents?
    Forty cents! Thirty cents?
    Twenty cents! No, you can’t!
    Yes, I can,
    Yes, I can!
    Anything you can say
    I can say softer.
    I can say anything
    Softer than you.
    No, you can’t. (Softly)
    Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can’t. (Softer)
    Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can’t. (Softer)
    Yes, I can. (Softer)
    YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
    I can drink my liquor
    Faster than a flicker.
    I can drink it quicker
    And get even sicker!
    I can open any safe.
    Without bein’ caught?
    Sure.
    That’s what I thought–
    you crook!
    Any note you can hold
    I can hold longer.
    I can hold any note
    Longer than you.

    No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can No, you can’t.
    Yes, I can
    Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N’T–
    CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
    Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

    Anything you can wear
    I can wear better.
    In what you wear
    I’d look better than you.
    In my coat?
    In your vest! In my shoes?
    In your hat! No, you can’t!
    Yes, I can
    Yes, I CAN!
    Anything you say
    I can say faster.
    I can say anything
    Faster than you.
    No, you can’t. (Fast)
    Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can’t. (Faster)
    Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan’t. (Faster)
    YesIcan! (Fastest)
    I can jump a hurdle.
    I can wear a girdle.
    I can knit a sweater.
    I can fill it better!
    I can do most anything!
    Can you bake a pie? No.
    Neither can I.
    Anything you can sing
    I can sing sweeter.
    I can sing anything
    Sweeter than you.
    No, you can’t. (Sweetly)
    Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
    Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can’t. (Sweeter)
    Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can’t, can’t, can’t (sweeter)
    Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

    Yes, I can! No, you can’t!

  • kk

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    will selena gomez just fuck a cow alredy

    _____

    I’m like dying right now! :)
    ——-
    then you’re no selena fan. bitch.

    ___

    It’s just for shits and giggles. Calm down.
    ———

    so when you’re taking a shit you giggle. enjoying yourself too much.

  • Shaye

    lol… and that’s not dancing!
    i’m gonna have to teach him a thing or 2

  • tay tay

    increasetehhPEACE said:

    ssexybeast said:

    SEXYBEAST IS A WHOREEE!!

    Why do I have so many haters on this site? ___________
    because people are jelous of how kind you are.


    “jelous of how kind you are.” ???

    she’s not GOD.

    sit down.

  • muahaha

    he is so cute <3

  • TEENIE IN DISGUISE

    how adorable…

  • ssexybeast

    because people are jelous of how kind you are. You stand out from other people on OU(no offence to other people lool:P I didnt mean it in a bad way). Your too kind. Dont sink down to their level. :)

    Aww thank you<3

    Same goes for you.

  • ??????.

    If joe was a girl, i’d go gay for him <3

    Haha! That’s another solution!

    :D i know… its my first choice, i like myself the way i am right now

    Hah, true… I might just steal that solution.
    I’ll save the other one for if he turns gay ;)

  • Anonymous

    Selena lost her v card with taylor l.?

  • skipper

    selly :) said:

    MILEY CYRUS NEED TO DIE
    she deserved to get raped!

    SELENA > EVERYONE.


    you need a life.

  • ssexybeast

    maybe because you suck and kiss ass

    Oh, thanks.

  • increasetehhPEACE

    tay tay said:

    increasetehhPEACE said:

    ssexybeast said:

    SEXYBEAST IS A WHOREEE!!

    Why do I have so many haters on this site? ___________
    because people are jelous of how kind you are.


    “jelous of how kind you are.” ???

    she’s not GOD.

    sit down.
    __________
    No, maybe YOU need to sit down and grow up ! I never said she was God. I was saying how nice she was.

  • Anonymous

    whoever said miley has more awards than jb can you prove it? I’m not asking you to be mean I’m just very curious.

  • Anonymous

    will joe just go away to portland or something and leave

  • Anonymous

    who is this sexybeast people speak of joe jonas perhaps

  • ET

    Ssexybeast. YOU=AMAZING
    Don’t listen to those people. They ONLY want drama.

  • wildthangg

    i want selenas step dad to fuck me in the ass.hard.

  • Melissa=)

    tay tay said:

    increasetehhPEACE said:

    ssexybeast said:

    SEXYBEAST IS A WHOREEE!!

    Why do I have so many haters on this site? ___________
    because people are jelous of how kind you are.


    “jelous of how kind you are.” ???

    she’s not GOD.

    sit down.
    __________
    No, maybe YOU need to sit down and grow up ! I never said she was God. I was saying how nice she was.
    ================
    haha. people on oceanup have haters now.
    now thats just pathetic.

  • increasetehhPEACE

    Melissa=) said:

    tay tay said:

    increasetehhPEACE said:

    ssexybeast said:

    SEXYBEAST IS A WHOREEE!!

    Why do I have so many haters on this site? ___________
    because people are jelous of how kind you are.


    “jelous of how kind you are.” ???

    she’s not GOD.

    sit down.
    __________
    No, maybe YOU need to sit down and grow up ! I never said she was God. I was saying how nice she was.
    ================
    haha. people on oceanup have haters now.
    now thats just pathetic.
    ____________
    IKR ?! They always go for the down to earth people because they think they wont fight back. Ssexybeast is amazing !

  • Doom

    On every article, is there always someone who says, “Sit down”?

  • o.0

    THERE’S A JOE AND DEMI SEX TAPE =O !!! wooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh !

  • Anonymous

    Sexybeast is as psycho as selena she switches sides like she switches her panties

  • cony

    Back!

  • rosa

    awww hes so cute :p

  • random

    haha i love him he is so crazy and funny.

  • rhiiiiiii

    Dear Joe Jonas,
    Get inside me. Now. Please?
    Love, me

  • Anonymous

    your kidding? that was not dancing. it was shuffling the feet

  • Anonymous

    Joe Jonas is the best looking thing on two legs.

  • Danger-ous

    Anonymous said:
    Joe Jonas is the best looking thing on two legs.
    ______________
    Agreed.:)

  • Anonymous

    Well that’s cute.

  • xoxokatie8

    hottttt:)

  • lia

    haha mean girls

  • Anonymous

    LOL at Garbo trying to get out of the way.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Roxanne by the Police is an amazing song.

  • Gemini

    love janis and damian

  • Anonymous

    slena gomez needs to go wash some dishes

  • Anonymous

    i want joe jonas dick in my mouth

  • Anonymous

    Selly, Joe Jonas is THE shit.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    theres mostly selena fans and jobros here

    ______

    Yeah, but not quite.

  • star19

    selly :) said:
    JOE JONAS IS SHIT. PERIOD.

    YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS.
    SELENA > FAGGOTS.
    —-
    Don’t ruin Selena.

  • iloveyouux

    i hate joe nd his cheeto puff eyebrows

    there not “cheeto puffs” there adorable and they make him even hotter then he already is.

  • Dumm Blonnd

    Sexy, sexy boy.

  • Anonymous

    i nee to take a shit but theres no toilet paper

  • souzi

    im really bored to see the video..is there????

  • Anonymous

    i want a taco

  • iloveyouux

    joe will be a stripper in the future just wait people

    I wouldn’t mind that.. ;D

  • Anonymous

    boring wheres the miley post

  • ??????.

    JOE JONAS IS A SHIT. period.

    You mean the shit?
    Yes, yes he is.

  • iloveyouux

    joe poops gold

    lmfao.

  • sarahh_182

    Anonymous said:

    joe poops gold

    lol weird…

  • MRS JOE JONAS

    tay tay said:

    increasetehhPEACE said:

    ssexybeast said:

    SEXYBEAST IS A WHOREEE!!

    Why do I have so many haters on this site? ___________
    because people are jelous of how kind you are.


    “jelous of how kind you are.” ???

    she’s not GOD.

    sit down.
    —————-
    YOU seriously need a life I mean is THIS how you spend your day, bashing people who don’t you and didn’t do anything to you?? god girl you are pathetic GTFO, Ssexybeast I donno you but I there’s no way you’re a whore, I think you are hilarious and extremly nice don’t let these sick people get to you <3, now lets talks about how sexy Joe looks like XD