Taylor Lautner SNL Talks Taylor Swift

Taylor Lautner Saturday Night Live monologue. Skits under!

  • Anonymous

    DUHHHHHHHHHHH
    girl that’s a fact! Taylor is pure hotness nick is just a kid

  • Anonymous

    lol this was actually pretty funny =]

  • TaylorSwiftRoxx13

    Gotta admit, he’s funny, especially how he defended taylor :) But i still love Taylor Swift’s hosting better. Shes waaaaaay funnier :) <33

  • devilgrins

    WOAH…..
    O.O

    nicely done taylor!

  • ET

    But Taylor S’s one sucked.
    This is way better lol

  • TaylorSwiftRoxx13

    Ohhh, and the Team Jacob, Team Edward thing had me laughing throughout the WHOLE thing! haha x)

  • TaylorSwiftRoxx13

    Taylor swift was hilarious compared to this one! lol

  • ET

    TaylorRoxx- Lol i find this funnier cause i dont like taylors sarcastic humor. But she was okay.. the monologue thing was funny lol

  • Anonymous

    loveeee him! c:

  • Anonymous

    Lautner is SO MUCH HOTTER than Nick Jonas!

  • Stephanie176

    he was sooooo funny! but i was trying not to laugh bc my family was sleeping lol!!!! but i missed the last half hour :(
    he was sooo hot i loved the opening monologue.

  • Anonymous
  • LoveLautner

    I LOVE HIM! Well, technically, I don’t know him, so I can’t really love him, but that’s not the point. :)

    “Reba and I are just friends.”

  • TaylorSwiftRoxx13

    ET-haha i love her sarcastic humor. The monolouge was my favorite part! :) where she blew a kiss to him ;) I think he blew one back to her too ;) <33

  • Delsy

    I didn’t like him before but i do now. He is actually pretty cool.

  • Anonymous

    I have no idea who this guy is, I’m old and I do not care.

  • ET

    TaylorRox- LOL I

  • JBloveee<33

    IN YOUR DREAMS!!!!! LMAO THAT WAS SOO FUNNY!!!!!!

  • lalalalalax3

    Haha he was great!
    i laughed so hard!

  • Anonymous

    the team jacob/edward thing was really funny. it kept me laughing. he was arguing against himself.

  • Anonymous

    thanks, i am not a fan, but this hilarious

  • LoveLautner

    He does desreve an Oscar! :)

  • Anonymous

    That was so funny! Notebooks are for notes, not for kissing! lol

  • Anonymous

    they both were so good..

  • Megan <3s Miley

    HAHAHA!!! that was funnyyy. that made me like taylor lautner a little more=) ahaha.

  • Ana

    Can someone help me on one of the skit?
    In the skit about team Edward and team Jacob, when the team jacob is talking about Jacob’s abs. Taylor is saying something back, it starts like “this are fake abs, this is CGI like wolves” and he says something about “the guy who plays Jacob” but I don’t understand what he is saying, can someone write what he’s saying? PLEASE :)
    Reply to me here or on my twitter. http://twitter.com/AAD_A

  • Anonymous25

    Lautner is SO MUCH HOTTER than Nick Jonas!
    ———–
    Taylor Lautner. IS GAY!!! :(

  • Anonymous

    lol ive never seen twilight but hes actually really funny. not that this has anyhting to do with twilight..

  • Anonymous

    I would of loved if he did that on the acctuall vma night. I prefer taytay to jaylor. He seems to respect Taylor more he’s not afraid to go out in public with her he aslo seems very protective. And everyone is freaking out cause of thier age it’s nothing compared to maddona and her bf. You all make out hat she’s old enough to be his mom trust me I’ve seens worse than 2 years older plus he’s very mature for his age to. TAYTAY forever.

  • tater_tingo.

    ha tht was funny…its nice to know they’re just friends…plus shes 20 now eh….

  • Anonymous

    haha i loved it when ha said jacob smells like wetdog ha that was funny i love him

  • ilovemusic

    Haha, this was hilarious.
    I don’t like Twilight, but I like Taylor :)

  • Anonymous

    oh, god. Here we go again, I bet selena is crying. I won’t apologize part 2.

  • Brittanyyyy

    no one can achieve 8 packs in a year. He used steroids, for sure

    ______________________________________

    I hate it when people act like the know everything about them. You can’t say “for sure” when he hasn’t admitted to it. You can say, “I think he used steroids”. Because you don’t know everything abut how he got his body and neither does anyone but him. So I’m not gonna say that he didn’t, because I don’t kow if he did. I’m just gonna say that I don’t think he did.
    ————
    and first comment taylor has had abs since he was like 13 so that theory fails he doesn’t take steroids

  • Riley

    Taylena fans reminds me of Zashley(Zac Efron/
    Ashley Tisdale as couple) fans. They worship them thinking something will ever going to happen while the particularly shutting their eyes and ears about Zanessa being obvious which is how the sitution of TayTay here. TayTay is obviously together yet “Taylena” fans refuse to believe it and call it publicity stunt just like how Zashley fans use to call Zanessa fans are. So fast forward 3 years later, Zashley fans still feel stupid because Zanessa are still together and Zashley are nothing more than good friends.

    Can you stop, because it will suck to feel stupid for not believing the obvious.

  • daydream

    He was funny! I didn’t know what to expect, but I was impressed.
    Although seeing him dressed like a girl was a bit scary x]

  • ssssara

    hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

    but tswift was definitely funnier…
    at least, her monologue was

  • Anonymous

    OMFG, SEXY!!
    taylor lautner <3

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if selena watched this.

  • Anonymous

    so funny! aeuheayu

  • Imani

    he did so good! & damn he’s hot.

  • tater_tingo.

    Taylena fans reminds me of Zashley(Zac Efron/
    Ashley Tisdale as couple) fans. They worship them thinking something will ever going to happen while the particularly shutting their eyes and ears about Zanessa being obvious which is how the sitution of TayTay here. TayTay is obviously together yet “Taylena” fans refuse to believe it and call it publicity stunt just like how Zashley fans use to call Zanessa fans are. So fast forward 3 years later, Zashley fans still feel stupid because Zanessa are still together and Zashley are nothing more than good friends.
    ————————-
    ha i thought about tht too but…taytay still just seem like friends…wenever they go on “dates” taylorS’s mom is always with them and alot of other ppl,thts not a date..and wen they’re together they dnt touch eachother or even seem to be having fun….but if u look at pics of taylor and selena in vancover they seem like they actually like each and they’re not together just bc they were co-stars for a second
    http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/taylor-lautner-and-selena-gomez.jpg
    http://www.zimbio.com/Selena+Gomez/articles/516/Selena+Gomez+Taylor+Lautner+Hugging+Rain

  • XD

    Haha he’s hilarious! I love Tay2’s SNLs XD

  • star19

    What did Taylor said about Swifty?
    I’m too lazy to watch the video.
    LOL. :D

  • sel,dem,tay

    such a cute couple. and all u haters are just upset that he is like the hottest guy on the earth *hotter than joe and nick jonas* and taylor is a gorgeous girl who deserves him and finally gets a guy that can match up to her….truth is joe was a weenie :/

  • Anonymous

    selena will finger herself watching these.

  • Anonymous

    “stand aside,honey!”

    Taylor Swift-lucky bitch

  • Riley

    ha i thought about tht too but…taytay still just seem like friends…wenever they go on “dates” taylorS’s mom is always with them and alot of other ppl,thts not a date..and wen they’re together they dnt touch eachother or even seem to be having fun….but if u look at pics of taylor and selena in vancover they seem like they actually like each and they’re not together just bc they were co-stars for a second

    Hah! I remember Zashley fans always use that excuse too. How irony is this situation??
    Keep denying now and then.

  • happybdaytaylorswift

    i was honestly rolling on the ground laughing and crying that one skit with kristen wiig and she was playing that one lady who was really excited about them having a baby… lol!

  • Anonymous

    wow not funny

  • SelenaGomez

    Taylor did a great job and was so funny<3

  • Riley

    Guys tend to be more playful with their friends than their girlfriend because they want to keep their cool in front of them. Don’t worry, it’s just the first step of relationship. Zac use to be like Lautner all machoness in front of Vanessa first because he want to look good in front of her.

  • Margot

    I kind of agree! I was wondering if anybody remembered lucas and taylor, and i didn’t think they did. they were soooo cute.
    i like taylor squared but i can’t really tell whether they’re happy

  • LoveLautner

    no one can achieve 8 packs in a year. He used steroids, for sure

    ______________________________________

    I hate it when people act like the know everything about them. You can’t say “for sure” when he hasn’t admitted to it. You can say, “I think he used steroids”. Because you don’t know everything abut how he got his body and neither does anyone but him. So I’m not gonna say that he didn’t, because I don’t kow if he did. I’m just gonna say that I don’t think he did.

  • twoisbetterthanonee<3

    i was laughing the whole time i watched it last night.
    he’s so funny! :D

  • Anonymous

    I hate it when people act like the know everything about them. You can’t say “for sure” when he hasn’t admitted to it. You can say, “I think he used steroids”. Because you don’t know everything abut how he got his body and neither does anyone but him. So I’m not gonna say that he didn’t, because I don’t kow if he did. I’m just gonna say that I don’t think he did.
    ———-
    taylor lautner’s voice is gay! he failed as jacob because he tried to sound tough

  • Anonymous

    steroids do not give u an 8 pack!!!

    they give u muscle! an 8 pack is a pack of muscle but u actually have to work out ur body to get it that way!!!

    he did not take steroids! if he had taken steroids he would look way different than that…. he actually looks normal and not scary like people that take steroids and do a shitload of exercise!! he would be a monster if he did take steroids!!

    and plus in twilight he had a six pack!

    so HA!!

  • Anonymous

    hahaaa you both are dumb
    he was already really toned and had a six pack PRIOR to the movie..
    he only toned up MORE for the movie to look older and buffer.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Was he only in 3 skits? I love the monologue.
    ”My heart goes to Reba”

  • Loling

    ROFL that was so funny ! xD
    I love him.

    But in my opinion taytay sucks, im team Taylena ftw

  • msjonas13

    haha hes so funny lol

  • Anonymous

    he tries so hard to be as funny as joe so he can impress taylor swift

  • YouBelongWithMe

    My favorites are monologue, pregnancy one, Twilight one

  • LoveLautner

    only if the Oscar has a category of “BEST BODY” cause he sucks in acting!! :(

    ____________________________

    Oh please. He doesn’t suck. If he did, he wouldn’t have been chosen for the role of Jacob (and don’t say that he only got it because of his body, because he had to work really hard to get that body, even though there was a chance that they were gonna replace him). And besides, he is one of the best actors in the Twilight series (apart from the Volturi. They were brilliant.) But that’s my opinion (about him being one of the best. NOT the part about him not sucking, because he DOESN’T. No matter how much you dislike him).

    And, wow. Does this comment have a lot of brackets, or what?

  • Melissa=)

    haha. hes really funny.
    love taylor. <3

  • ET

    But i HATE the laughs backwards.
    So annoying,
    hes the only good part of New Moon sorry to say lol

  • Anonymous

    Oh please. He doesn’t suck. If he did, he wouldn’t have been chosen for the role of Jacob (and don’t say that he only got it because of his body, because he had to work really hard to get that body, even though there was a chance that they were gonna replace him). And besides, he is one of the best actors in the Twilight series (apart from the Volturi. They were brilliant.) But that’s my opinion (about him being one of the best. NOT the part about him not sucking, because he DOESN’T. No matter how much you dislike him).

    And, wow. Does this comment have a lot of brackets, or what?
    ————-
    no one can achieve 8 packs in a year. He used steroids, for sure

  • ET

    New Moon was bad. Porbably because i hated the book.
    I expect Eclipse to be way better. Cause that book is The best of the serie.

  • ET

    no one can achieve 8 packs in a year. He used steroids, for sure
    —-
    Sadly i think he did:(:/

  • Anonymous

    this was hilarious!

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I love when fake Reba winked

  • Anonymous

    so taylor S and taylor L are friends….with benefits?

  • Jump_Then_Fall

    Never mess with taylor lautner….thats what i learned from this haha

    (and i bet joe jonas feels a little weak now)

  • Anonymous

    He didn’t use steroids, he already had a 6 pack on his stomach when twilight was out and even before then. He just worked out alot to make them bigger. And it worked :)

    Love you taylor, your the greatest <3

  • Anonymous

    Taylorx2 is shit, Taylena FTW

  • Anonymous

    Never mess with taylor lautner….thats what i learned from this haha

    (and i bet joe jonas feels a little weak now)
    —————–
    huh? lautner is gay. He is jackie bouffant

  • joeismylove

    R.I.P SNL.

  • Anonymous

    i still perfer taylena

  • demi

    so taylor S and taylor L are friends….with benefits?
    ————–
    yeah, he uses swift to cover his real identity. Shh..he’s gay

  • joeismylove

    Never mess with taylor lautner….thats what i learned from this haha

    (and i bet joe jonas feels a little weak now)

    right. cause he just sits around and watches suckish SNL episodes when he has better things to do.

  • Anonymous
  • becca:]

    he had me laughing the WHOLE time:D
    and this is why i love him<3

  • miley

    Never mess with taylor lautner….thats what i learned from this haha

    (and i bet joe jonas feels a little weak now)

    ————-
    i feel pity for lautner. Swift is still in love joe

  • peaclovekatiee

    ummmm this was really lame. i like taylor but this was just lame and embrassing

  • Jenna

    that was pretty gay?

  • Anonymous

    I watched the show last night. SO funny. Good job Taylor!

  • liv2012

    omg i couldn’t stop laughing the whole time and bon jovi was really good when they performed

  • Anonymous

    couldn’t agree more
    and your icon is just amazing

  • Anonymous

    selena gomez is a slut

  • RockYourBody

    LMAO.
    The best part of the monologue as the VMA part, whe Taylor L. was like almost getting off of the stage. xD

  • Alex

    Taylor was so funny on SNL. I loved his Kayne West thing. haha.

    Team Jacob :)

  • Anonymous

    shut up selena retarded nigga fans

  • Anonymous

    dont mess with a werewolf’s gilrfriend. Kanye shud know better.

  • Anonymous456454

    he was hilllllarious! i like this kid more and more everyday he impresses me

  • girl crush mileyyyyy

    so cute…….. ahhhhh!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    And seriously this bugs the shit out of me ”Taylena” is OVER. Like do you not understand the word over is

    yes, but taylena you cannot deny that taylena is more real than tay2 will ever be. tay2 barely touch eachother and is just plain awkward.

  • Anonymous123

    lmfaoo i loveeeeee himmm & SNL.. my sister, brother and me recorded it and keep playing it over & over its sooo funnnyyyy :D

  • Anonymous

    and zanessa and taylena are always dating secretly. there have been stories on oceanUP that had proof that they went out to clubs/restaurants in private, while tay2 does it with papparazi’s everyone. so your logic is stupid.

    stop sucking selena’s dick tweenie

  • Anonymous

    love you taylor (lautner)… hate you taylor swift

  • ninifl
  • nikabela

    To those who always are speaking of “I prefer Taylena”: get over it, grow up!

  • jumpthenfall?

    hahahahah love tayylorr. i was in new york city when they were filming this. watched the whole thing and was laughing the whole time.hahah<33

  • Anonymous

    ha i thought about tht too but…taytay still just seem like friends…wenever they go on “dates” taylorS’s mom is always with them and alot of other ppl,thts not a date..and wen they’re together they dnt touch eachother or even seem to be having fun….but if u look at pics of taylor and selena in vancover they seem like they actually like each and they’re not together just bc they were co-stars for a second

    Hah! I remember Zashley fans always use that excuse too. How irony is this situation??
    Keep denying now and then.

    zashley didn’t even date. taylena did. and so what if tay2 is together now? they don’t look fucking real. and even if tay2 IS real, then taylor squared is a bitch.

    tay2 = zashley.
    taylena=zanessa.

    both zanessa and taylena look waaay more real than tay2 and zashley. tay2 is also obviously a publicity stunt, and you can’t deny that. taylena looks 100000x more real.

    and zanessa and taylena are always dating secretly. there have been stories on oceanUP that had proof that they went out to clubs/restaurants in private, while tay2 does it with papparazi’s everyone. so your logic is stupid.

  • Anonymous

    oh WOWWW!!

    I’m falling in love! lol
    that was AMAZING!

  • Anonymous

    IF YOU LOVE TWILIGHT, FOLLOW @BreatheTwilight FOR AWSOME TWILIGHT QUOTES! :) i love taylor and roberttttt! :)

  • Mercedes

    Anonymous said:
    why is everyone talking about taylena there over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jeez
    ——–

    lol b/c they’re in on my evil plan…taylena will get back together muhahahahaha
    jk but they do fit together & taysquared seems forced TL doesn’t even look happy when he’s w/ her….taylena ftw!!

    oh & i loved mikash & that last scene w/ keenan in that blue suit was the funniest!!
    taylor did a great job hosting and only being 17..i wonder if he was the youngest to ever host?

  • OceanUp Fail

    the ending with the vma part was kinda weird…
    other then thaat, baah hes so hot <3

  • Lilly

    when are people gonna stop talking about what kanye did? sure what he did was disrespectful and rude but it not like that new for kanye. also he was drunk so as jamie foxx sing, blame it on the alcohol. why are people still bashing him, it not like he killed a person. the person who i think was the rudest was jay leno. what give him the right to tell someone that their dead mother would be disappointed, especailly someone who was very close to his mother.

    it also make it more seems like the taylors realationship is a PR stunt since they keep bringing each other up.

  • wow.

    LOL im sorry but this kid is totally gay. having girlfriends doesnt mean anything!
    _____________________

    .. then getting divorced does not mean your seperating.

    :P he’s not gay.. he’s H O T.
    <3

  • elmooo

    lol, hes ss funny :)
    any british people here, becuase whatthebuck covinced me to watch x factor, and i wanted stacey to win, but this morining i found out she was out :O what do yall
    think of that?

  • Delsy

    lol, hes ss funny :)
    any british people here, becuase whatthebuck covinced me to watch x factor, and i wanted stacey to win, but this morining i found out she was out :O what do yall
    think of that?

    —-

    I wanted Stacey to win too. She didn’t so i am watching a Live Stream instead because i really don’t want Joe to win…

  • dangerrr

    wow ! just wow . ahah love taylor lautner [= i wish he did stand up for taylor swift that night , but it`s all good . i wonder what taylor swift thought after she watch`d his lil skit . ahah [=

  • 22

    I know, I’m starting to feel a little bad for kanye too now.

    ‘he was wrong but dude people are treating him soo bad.’

  • ET

    lol.
    Tbh i feel bad for Kanye.
    he was wrong but dude people are treating him soo bad.

  • Anonymous

    lovedddddddddddddd it!

  • Taylena

    When he said;
    ‘My heart belongs to someone else’
    I was like; Say Selena Gomez!!! XD
    Uggh,hate TayTay
    Love taylena<3

  • tangdorothy

    seriously the kanye west thing has been going on for way too long. i mean seriously he did something wrong but you don’t have to blame him for it every single time taylor swift is brought up. but it was a funny show:) well done. although i was cringing at some bits haha

  • Anonymous

    why is everyone talking about taylena there over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jeez

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Okay stop making assumptions (I think I spelled it right) You do not know if he use steroids or not. Okay so stop saying he is when you have no proof you idiot.

  • jkijkijki

    The Climb is the winners song for x factor :)
    just sayin…and yeah taylor is so funny XD

  • YouBelongWithMe

    And seriously this bugs the shit out of me ”Taylena” is OVER. Like do you not understand the word over is?

  • ET

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    And seriously this bugs the shit out of me ”Taylena” is OVER. Like do you not understand the word over is?

    —–
    To be honest i preffer Taylena over Tay2 because they are an akward couple lol
    But i loveed Laylor( Lucas and Taylor):/

  • Taylena

    Yeah,Lucas and Taylor looked adorable together (;

  • iliana

    lol i love taylor hes so gorgeous!!!!!!

  • ssexybeast

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    And seriously this bugs the shit out of me ”Taylena” is OVER. Like do you not understand the word over is?

    —–
    To be honest i preffer Taylena over Tay2 because they are an akward couple lol
    But i loveed Laylor( Lucas and Taylor):/

    I love Taylena and Tay2

  • il0verp

    wow!
    i really didnt think he was gonna be that funnyy!
    && WHOA!;; Those karate moves were sooo frikin SEXCYYY!!
    WHOOO!!
    haaha.

  • bridgit

    haha ”my heart belongs to someone else” poor taylor swift wonder who that might be coughselenacough

  • Anonymous

    the choir skit is priceless!!!!

    “im gonna kill you meikosh!!!” ha ha

    dang it why dont they have the whole skit on here!??! well its on youtube so ha i can watch it and watch it!!!

    if u didnt see SNL and u just watched that end part of it! that’s nothing to what it really was like! this whole thing was hilarious! I LOVE TAYLOR!!!

    i liked everything but the choir one was the best one!

  • Anonymous

    Lautner may be bi-sexual but not gay. He had a girlfriend in highschool for 2 years. There are tons of pics on You Tube, her name is Sara Hicks. There are pics of them on vacation together, on a plane, kissing, holding hands, going to prom, etc. They were very close. If he were gay he would not have such a close and serious girlfriend at such a young age.

    The guys is attracted to girls. If he is also attracted to boys is not proven yet. There is no proof on the matter at all by the way just people speculating like they always do on famous people.

  • lolwtf

    LOL im sorry but this kid is totally gay. having girlfriends doesnt mean anything!

  • Anonymous

    i want joe to winn <3 tho i realy liked stacy she was great nd funny :)

  • Anonymous

    Taylor and Taylor were in New York last week but they were not seen together at all??? Hhhmm, where is she celebrating her birthday? If he’s not there then I smell something fishy.

  • Anonymous

    oh god.

  • Anonymous

    he was amazing! i watched it last night and i was laughing the whole time haha!

  • w

    I like him a lot more now.

  • Giovanna_JonasGomezLovatoCyrus

    TL!

  • Anonymous

    wow, the first episode of this season for snl that was actually funny. i didn’t expect him to do so well!
    LOVE HIM.

  • ahahha

    woow

  • Anonymous

    Didnt get a chance to watch it so I recorded it. Can’t wait to see it. Sounds like it was pretty good.

  • juliecouture

    LOLLL
    that was sickkkkkkkkkkkk

  • Anonymous

    Does Taylor feel cool?? Cuz this wasn’t funny at all. IMO

  • Anonymous25

    He does desreve an Oscar! :)
    —-
    only if the Oscar has a category of “BEST BODY” cause he sucks in acting!! :(

  • Anonymous

    oh please the only reason why i went to see new moon was because of taylor. he made the movie.

  • Carolyn

    I fucking love him. This, the school choir skit, the football picture skit and the Team Edward vs. Jacob skit made me laugh so hard.

    Taylor swift is one lucky bitch/cat.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    Lautner is SO MUCH HOTTER than Nick Jonas!

    If you say so… HAHAA.

  • Anonymous

    he was ok….but i will have to say i liked taylor swift more!!!!

  • mimijo

    hilarious :D

  • LoveLautner

    What does he say make him feel gay/happy?

  • Anonymous

    That was actually really not very funny at all. He acts like he’s trying WAY too hard to be funny and he just kinda failed miserably.

  • Anonymous

    lautner is ugly, he needs plastic surgery

  • COLLEEEN!

    There’s more than these oness… the football one and the awkward love one… you gotta put those uppp

  • Anonymous

    that was the funniest SNL ever! ahahah! i love you taylor!

  • taylorlautnerloverrr

    aww he’s so adorable, i LOVE him sooo much.
    but i dont think him and taylor swift make a good couple ;/

  • Anonymous

    i know. all edward and bella do is stare at space and say cheesy things.

    oh and rob’s abs are fake.