Kevin Jonas & Danielle Deleasa MARRIED

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Kevin Jonas married former hairdresser Danielle Deleasa on Saturday night at Oheka Castle in Long Island. Kanielle told PEOPLE: ‘We’re so happy that we’re finally married and we were able to share the special moment with family, friends and loved ones.’ Demi Lovato plus 400 family members & friends attended.

The wedding planner said: ‘Danielle looked like a princess. When she walked down the aisle in her strapless tulle and Chantilly lace Vera Wang gown. Kevin couldn’t stop smiling. Kevin has said many times he feels like he met his princess. To see them together you can feel the warmth and the love all around them. They are just perfect for each other.’

  • sunset

    THE NILEY that just sucks you in.. Its like I was minding my business and I click a picture and say aww.. That happened when I saw Send It On.. I had a Niley moment. And yes the ping pong gave me the Niley’s too! Then I put cold water on my face and I’m ok..

  • Dangerpears.

    They should have married here in Jersey, but either way, it’s snowing really bad outside LI, is getting a blizzard. So they can stay in bed all day :D

  • Amanda

    I am truly happy for the both of them. It seems like Kevin found the perfect girl! Good luck Kev <3

  • Anonymous

    thats actually terrible! and i dont think that is the reason at all. if it was he would have secretly done itm and left it at that! he loves her, kevin jonas is amazing! leave him alone

  • Anonymous

    Sweet, they got married right near where I live. Congrats Kevin :)

  • Anonymous

    thats actually terrible! and i dont think that is the reason at all. if it was he would have secretly done itm and left it at that! he loves her, kevin jonas is amazing! leave him alone

  • anonymous

    nileys is destiny
    nick met mileys aunt dolly at broadway
    nick and miley both hve the same collage shirt
    they will always see each other at events
    bts duet
    she likes kol
    every jb songs about her
    they both have bberrys
    they cant live without texting
    they play piano,drums and guitar
    there drummer and backup dancers dating
    they share rob and jbs bus driver
    there friends with jordin
    that peter pan tweets about nick
    and forgiving someone tweet too
    miley quotedd the jb cover of robin thicke-nicks part!
    she tweet about being a a bb game-that nick loves as a code of saying happy bday
    the angel tweet
    isten to bts he wants to hold her and never let her go
    the angel tweet
    mileys dancers at cr2 set
    country danced for miley and shes now in cr2
    god wants niley to happen
    their not bffs their soulmates

  • alliegator.

    and you’re a dumb bitch that talks smack over a computer, wow. you’re a genuine bad ass.

    seriously, gtfo.

  • E W

    Everyone ignore the pathetic, useless Miley fans. Let’s not ruin a nice post. Congratulations Kevin and Danielle.

  • anonymous

    dont give up hope!Liley and Nourtney wont last! Niley will return!

  • Anonymous

    i agree. they got engaged in july and its now december. ONE if the reasons he got married so soon is prob cause he wanted to have sex before his brothers. it think they should of waited until next decmeber. but hey thats just me. congrats to him.

    anyways for you retards wwho are saying hes doing it right now is bullshit, hes partying with his family and friends. just wait until the honey moon and thats where all the shit is going to go down.

  • Anonymous

    ew that ugly kevin beotch just married that pretty slut to do it. effing purity rings. hahahah i laugh cuz kevins ugly and is getting a gut. mileys amazing <3 oh yeah i went there abd brought her in. kma (:

    ———-

    I laugh at you.
    Get over your insecurities.

  • Danger-ous

    Dangerspears: Greatest icon of all time.:)

  • Dangerpears.

    Chill your coffee beansss, i was kidding, but i wonder if he is scared about their 1st night together?

    Everyone is counting on kevin to bring children into the Jonas family :)

    It would be funny if one of his kids, look exactly like Joe xD

  • Dangerpears.

    Thanksss :]

  • Anonymous

    omggg so do i literally like 30 mins from that place and my roomate from college lives like 6 minutes from it

  • Anonymous

    what do u mean so soon? hes been dating her for a long time and hes what…22? or older and that is not young lol

  • Anonymous

    i seriously believe he married her for sex. why else would he get married so soon?
    ____________________________________________

    soon? the dated for 2 years!

  • Anonymous

    Umm… I dissagree. :o/

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    oh my hell. this site.drives.me.nuts.
    the people on here are WACK.
    i honestly dont know what the heck is wrong with lots of you.

    does your mother not love you enough?

    I know right.

  • Twilightsucks

    nileys is destiny
    nick met mileys aunt dolly at broadway
    nick and miley both hve the same collage shirt
    they will always see each other at events
    bts duet
    she likes kol
    every jb songs about her
    they both have bberrys
    they cant live without texting
    they play piano,drums and guitar
    there drummer and backup dancers dating
    they share rob and jbs bus driver
    there friends with jordin
    that peter pan tweets about nick
    and forgiving someone tweet too
    miley quotedd the jb cover of robin thicke-nicks part!
    she tweet about being a a bb game-that nick loves as a code of saying happy bday
    the angel tweet
    isten to bts he wants to hold her and never let her go
    the angel tweet
    mileys dancers at cr2 set
    country danced for miley and shes now in cr2
    god wants niley to happen
    their not bffs their soulmates
    ——————————
    SHUT UP!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT ABOUT NILEY THIS IS ABOUT KEVIN AND DANIELLE!!!!! IM SICK AND TIRED OF NILEY FANS TALKING ABOUT NILEY ON EVERY FUCKING POST!!!!

    Sorry,I just had to let that out

  • Carrrrrie

    EXACTLY.

    I mean, they dated for TWO years. And there’s something about “wedding etiquette” where it’s supposed be six months after you get engaged that you’re supposed to get married.

    Also, maybe he married her, um I don’t know…maybe because he LOVES her. But wait, of course not, because that wouldn’t make ANY sense at all, now , would it??? People marrying for love? That would NEVER happen!

    *SARCASM*

  • Anonymous

    so soon?!?!?! he’s 23!!!!!

    well yeah i guess it is kinda soon but i mean so soon would be like 18 or 19

    and plus they seem happy together!!!

    and plus when u decide to marry someone, it’s a big decision!!! u can’t just be like “oh yeah let’s get married!!!”

    he’s smarter than that…. i’m really not a jonas brothers fan but i feel happy for him!!

  • Anonymous

    u r a stupid dumb f*** if u love the skanky poledancing puttana so much go marry her cos nick doesnt want to douche bag. nick jonas is too good for a slag bag like her. why do u think he dumped her in the first place??? cos she probably tired to rape him. i bet she does everything that moves anyway.
    PS. miley get some fashion sense cos u look like u shop at the salvos
    PEACE OUT i love u kevin an i hope u and danielle have a long happy life togther .
    best wishes (:

  • Anonymous

    ME Too!!!

  • Laura

    has anyone stopped to think that he actually married for love???? some people think it is too early… by that age i know some people who were married and had children, and they are exactly kevin’s age. we should be happy for them, all this hate is just jealousy.

    CONGRADULAIONS KEVIN AND DANIELLE YOU DESERVE YOUR HAPPINESS

  • SANTA CLAUS

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

  • Kourtney

    congrats kevin!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jenna ((:

    im not 12. get over it. jealous much?

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    actually, i have other things to do than this sweetie.

    Um “sweetie” I can see you’re replying to other people.. you’re not doing anything.

  • Anonymous

    MarieT19
    somone sounds a little drunk…
    less than 20 seconds ago from web

    GARBO, JT AND THE OTHER 2 ARE GIVING A SPEECH :)
    2 minutes ago from web

    i dont know if this is importand but kevin and dani just cut the cake and they kissed <3
    5 minutes ago from web

  • Anonymous

    camilla wasnt there. a girl tweeted a picture of her and camilla from the set today and she was camilla’s stand in yesterday http://twitter.com/vickymorales

  • Anonymous

    yea

  • Casey L.

    Congratulations Kev and Dani :)

  • Anonymous

    actually, i have other things to do than this sweetie.

    ______________________________________

    LOL. Yet, you replied. Powned? Yes.

  • Anonymous

    damn danielle is beautiful. congrats to the new couple. =]

  • ***

    update from @MarieT19 there having a massive party at 9pm which should be starting now so follow her cause things are gonna get wild ;)

  • BornToBeMrsJonas


    GOD YOU ARE SOO SICK! HOW CAN YOU KNOW NILEY BREAK UP DAY? I WILL TOTALLY ‘FORGIVE’ THEM CUZ THEM DON’T KNOW THAT EVEN NICK DON’T KNOW THAT TODAY IS WHEN HE BROKE UPW ITH MILEY! TODAY’S KENIELLE DAY SO SCREW U SICK PEOPLE!

  • Anonymous

    OH NO! BOTH COURTNEY & DANIELLE WERE SHOCKED & DISAPPOINTED TO SEE HOW VERY SMALL NICK’s DICK IS! :/

  • Jenna ((:

    Anonymous said:
    actually, i have other things to do than this sweetie.

    ______________________________________

    LOL. Yet, you replied. Powned? Yes.
    ——-
    it is called mutli-tasking. you are stupid

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    im not 12. get over it. jealous much?

    LOL, jealous of what? How hot you say you are?

  • Anonymous

    omg, idiotic fans saying why did kevin make the wedding on the day niley broke up and why did he do it when miley was on tour.

    The whole world doesn’t revolve around Miley fucking Cyrus.

    As if Miley would have been invited anyway, Nick and Miley aren’t together, Miley isn’t Danielle’s friend and Kevin probably just sees her as an annoying little 15 year old that he unfortunately had to go on tour with.
    The only way Miley could have been invited was if nick and her were going out and nick invited her as his guest.

    Anyway enough on the hideous primate, otherwise known as miley cyrus.

    I’m so happy for them, Kevin chose such a beautiful girl and they’re obviously very happy together, I wish them all the best and lots of fun “tonight.” haha :D

  • kimmy4444

    finally:)

  • Jenna ((:

    oh yeah. cuz baby alligators are cool. who is 12 now?

  • Anonymous

    awcongrats.
    <3
    i give them until september 2010

  • BornToBeMrsJonas

    congrats kevin and dani!

  • TEXT%
  • you deserve the best (: Don’t listen to these ridculous people that want publicity! they are all shit! (:

  • TEENIE IN DISGUISE

    Aw. They are too cute <3
    I’m so happy for them.

  • iFly…JJ

    MarieT19

    NOOOO JOES NOT DRUNK LOL, its either garbo, jt,jack,or ryan

  • anonymous

    http://cdn.buzznet.com/media/jj1//2009/01/cyrus-globes/miley-cyrus-golde
    I remember this well.. Nick couldnt take his eyes off of her, and Nick hot too! And Miley giggled and Nick smiled. Oh crap, I am having a NILEY moment. save me.. must escape, so easy to get sucked in.. screw kevin and dani NILEY IS MUCH BETTER!

  • Anonymous

    i’m not the person you replied too. But I find that very offense.

    ——-

    I’m not the person you replied to, but I find you putting offense in the wrong tense..offensive.

  • Anonymous

    i seriously believe he married her for sex. why else would he get married so soon?

  • Anonymous

    someone from jb band is drunk and they are giving a speech hahahahah

  • Anonymous

    aww that so great.
    congrats<3

  • Jenna ((:

    Okay, as a Christian I have to stop you there. Telling people they need to go to church is really rude and condescending and not at all God-like. Treating people and situations the way the Bible says to and following God’s will for one’s life is the true worship we need to show. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian and Sainthood certainly isn’t earned by telling other people how horrible they are. And I don’t know what church you go to be a lot fo Christians are very screwed up hurtful people who have completly twisted God’s Word. I’m sure you have just as many screw ups and failures as anyone else on this site. I know I do.

    um for the 10th time. i aplogized about the church thing. get on and over with it. kthanks

  • jonasluv4lif3

    im so happy for them

    congratulations Mr and Mrs Jonas

    I wish you guys the best

    xoxxx
    rafaela from new york

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    you have too high of self esteem for the dumb ass that you make yourself look like.

    Yes.

  • AAC

    OH NO! BOTH COURTNEY & DANIELLE WERE SHOCKED & DISAPPOINTED TO SEE HOW VERY SMALL NICK’s DICK IS! :/
    __________

    Jackie get your fucking ass out of here!

  • awwwwwwwwwwwwww

    omg haterz leave and i am so happy for them

  • Anonymous

    it is called mutli-tasking. you are stupid

    _____________________________________________

    okay. so. you reply to everyone on her in seconds, non stop. yet you’re doing ‘other things’.

    Wow. Sorry then superhero.

  • Anonymous

    OH NO! BOTH COURTNEY & DANIELLE WERE SHOCKED & DISAPPOINTED TO SEE HOW VERY SMALL NICK’s DICK IS! :/ lol

  • Anonymous

    hahaha soo true.

  • Anonymous

    THE JONAS BROTHERS ARENT VIRGINS! THEY HAVE BEEN LYING TO THE FANS AND GOD!

    ———-

    Ohrly.

  • Anonymous

    I’m not the person you replied to, but I find you putting offense in the wrong tense..offensive.

    But I find that very OFFENSIVE. Hope you can sleep well tonight now.

  • Jenna ((:

    ew that ugly kevin beotch just married that pretty slut to do it. effing purity rings. hahahah i laugh cuz kevins ugly and is getting a gut. mileys amazing <3 oh yeah i went there abd brought her in. kma (:

  • Anonymous

    awwwwww!!!!
    Congrats(:

  • Dangerpears.

    1. Love
    2. Sex
    3. BABIESS!

  • Anonymous

    I totally live 25mins from where they got married=) Congratulations to them!!!

  • Anonymous

    awee<3.

  • Eneyi

    Holy crap way to take like 5000 years OU.

    Congratulations to the newlyweds, Kevin and Danielle Jonas

    I’m so happy for them! :D

  • Anonymous

    STAY CLASSY, MILEY STANS.

    Anyway, congrats Kevin. Much luck.

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    Awwwww…congrats to them.

  • itsme

    AAC said:

    OH NO! BOTH COURTNEY & DANIELLE WERE SHOCKED & DISAPPOINTED TO SEE HOW VERY SMALL NICK’s DICK IS! :/
    __________

    Jackie get your fucking ass out of here!
    ——–
    LMFAO!!!!

  • DemiandMileyPones

    FINALLY! Jesus. Congrats guys! :D

  • Anonymous

    i seriously believe he married her for sex. why else would he get married so soon?

    ——–

    I do too. But usually guys who refrain from sex until marriage marry young. I just hope after he does have sex with her he doesn’t realize he likes men. Not vaginas.

  • caringperson

    everyone just talks about them having sex. theres more to it then that kids.
    get a life

  • Anonymous

    I’m having a conversation with you right now, and from that. I can gladly call you a bitch. And no, betch would be pronouced like sketch with a b.
    ——-
    you are stupid. Sketch with a B with be bketch not betch. You stupid dum betch!

    ——-

    Lmao, no hun. And it’s spelled dumb.
    Please just..stop. I’m laughing too hard.

  • w

    Congrats to them.
    Hope they have a long happy marriage <3

  • Anonymous

    ok.. haha now i can write the whole thing. i dont know the exact words but she said something like “kevin, im soo proud of you, i rember when we were babies, you use to treat me like the little sister you never had, and thats exactly how i feel right now, you are the big brother i never had, you always take care of me, since my dad died, youve been there for me, and ill always be there for you, dani thanks for making my bro the happiest guy on earth, and i expect your babies to be as beautiful as you guys are, i love you both congrats” ok, sarah was telling me the words as i was writing this, of course those werent the exact words, but those were the highlights of her speach :) you are welcome! i have more deeeetsss

  • Jenna ((:

    Emilicious said:
    No. I am not saying they will all divorce you because you are ugly, but because you are a rude, selfish brat. Who automatically calls everyone a “betch” because we don’t praise you like Miley Cyrus stalkers.
    —-
    well emilicious there is not anything delicious about you betch. and why u bringing miley into this again? hahah whore. and im hot, funny, nice, and have a great life. YOU DONT KNOW ME BETCH

  • DemiandMileyPones

    who gives a shit if they got married?

    _____

    Apparently you do because you commented on this post.

  • Anonymous

    kevin and danielle are getting married
    where does joe ex gf go into this picture.
    or are you saying joe and amelia had sex?

    ——-

    …nope.

    —–

    what are you talking about then/?

    ——

    Bananas.

  • Anonymous

    agree. they got engaged in july and its now december. ONE if the reasons he got married so soon is prob cause he wanted to have sex before his brothers. it think they should of waited until next decmeber. but hey thats just me. congrats to him.

    anyways for you retards wwho are saying hes doing it right now is bullshit, hes partying with his family and friends. just wait until the honey moon and thats where all the shit is going to go down.

    ———-

    Amelia was Joe’s first wasn’t she?
    I might be mistaken though.

    ———–

    what the fuck are you talking about?

    ———-

    Wow, you used fuck. You’re so cool.
    Read it again. It’s not spanish.
    __________________________________

    ROFL! Seriously, people think by swearing
    they’re the coolest thing next to sliced bread.

    _______________
    people who make references to sliced bread think they are the coolest.

    ———

    People that try to get into a conversation and fail to be witty think they’re cool as well.

    ———-

    amen to that sistaa.

  • THETRUTH

    coffeecoffeecoffee said:

    THETRUTH

    no i just mean OU cant get their own pics.
    or post an old pic or something.
    lame.
    whattevs though.
    _____________________________________

    That picture is posted on so many other gossip sites with the announcement that they got married.
    ———–
    hahahaha. sorry just get fedup with OU sometimes. annd yes people can say ” then why do you bother coming on here”..i like the gossip , i do. but some of the comments are just fucking retarded.

  • mollie

    jesus people, stop talking about him losing his virginity, it’s got nothing to do with us, that’s their own buisness.
    he’s marrying her because he loves her, i wish them all the happiness in the world for their special day! kenielle forever.

  • Anonymous

    kevin and danielle are getting married
    where does joe ex gf go into this picture.
    or are you saying joe and amelia had sex?

    ——-

    …nope.

    —–

    what are you talking about then/?

    ——

    Bananas.

    ——-

    i freaking love bananas. ! (:

  • chocolatelemonade

    tell them again caring person. wow u really are a caring person. and a sensible one at that. everything is SEX no wonder this world can’t move forward. there’s more to a marriage than sex!

  • Dangerpears.

    Joe? 0_0

  • AnoyMost

    THETRUTH said:

    coffeecoffeecoffee said:

    THETRUTH

    no i just mean OU cant get their own pics.
    or post an old pic or something.
    lame.
    whattevs though.
    _____________________________________

    That picture is posted on so many other gossip sites with the announcement that they got married.
    ———–
    hahahaha. sorry just get fedup with OU sometimes. annd yes people can say ” then why do you bother coming on here”..i like the gossip , i do. but some of the comments are just fucking retarded.
    __________________
    TRUE that

  • Anonymous

    kevin and danielle are getting married
    where does joe ex gf go into this picture.
    or are you saying joe and amelia had sex?

    ——-

    …nope.

    —–

    what are you talking about then/?

  • Anonymous

    FAKE ARTICLE

    They posted it hours ago, way before it was “Saturday night”. PR people told PEOPLE how the wedding was going to be and they turned that into a fake article.

    Quite smart actually

  • Anonymous

    agree. they got engaged in july and its now december. ONE if the reasons he got married so soon is prob cause he wanted to have sex before his brothers. it think they should of waited until next decmeber. but hey thats just me. congrats to him.

    anyways for you retards wwho are saying hes doing it right now is bullshit, hes partying with his family and friends. just wait until the honey moon and thats where all the shit is going to go down.

    ———-

    Amelia was Joe’s first wasn’t she?
    I might be mistaken though.

    ———–

    what the fuck are you talking about?

    ———-

    Wow, you used fuck. You’re so cool.
    Read it again. It’s not spanish.
    __________________________________

    ROFL! Seriously, people think by swearing
    they’re the coolest thing next to sliced bread.

    _______________
    people who make references to sliced bread think they are the coolest.

    ———

    People that try to get into a conversation and fail to be witty think they’re cool as well.

  • Emilicious

    No. I am not saying they will all divorce you because you are ugly, but because you are a rude, selfish brat. Who automatically calls everyone a “betch” because we don’t praise you like Miley Cyrus stalkers.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    I barely even cursed. Why report me that i’m spamming oceanup.. :/

  • Anonymous

    Seriously OU, didn’t you find a better picture of Kanielle?

  • cho

    GROSS! don’t think about that. u sick minded people. why does everyone make a big deal about that. sex is meant to be had after marriage. read ur Bible lately?! jeez!

  • Anonymous

    how can you people say church is dumb id be emmbaressed to say that what a sin……. so wonder you people dont know anything..

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    you are stupid. Sketch with a B with be bketch not betch. You stupid dum betch!

    Hahahaha, she’s the “dum betch”?

  • Anonymous

    who gives a shit if they got married?

  • BornToBeMrsJonas

    omg, idiotic fans saying why did kevin make the wedding on the day niley broke up and why did he do it when miley was on tour.

    The whole world doesn’t revolve around Miley fucking Cyrus.
    ======

    agreed! Not in everything cuz i’m sure the JB are very thankful, cuz we all must admit miley helped them to be the JB that they are today! I’m sure kevin invited gher, cuz they are friends, yes they are! But mily couldn’t come cuz she’s on tour, and they didn’t know that and come one they would NOT change the wedding’s date because of one person, even if is a lovely friend. It just can’t happen this way!

    stop beeing ridculous! grow up and think! #Kenielle’s day (:

  • Tashahahaha

    One more for the run..
    Then I’m off to bed.
    This post was hil while it lasted.

    “She took him back. Miley took Nick back.
    Oh, no, Selena…
    Why would she do that?
    ‘Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”

    Gooodnight!

  • iFly…JJ

    “Kevin & Danielle Married”-780 comments.

    “Justin Bieber is short”-35 comments.
    ___________________________________________________

    “Joe Jonas Sexy New Haircut” – 2,000 comments.

    “Justin Beiber Broken Foot” – 100 comments.

    ‘Tis the real world, sister. x]
    ———-
    It makes a lot of sense.I mean who wouldnt want to see Joe Jonas’ sexy new haircut…I think that Tim has a gay crush on Joe.

  • ssexybeast

    imnotannyoing-well excuse me for not wanting to have a heat stroke!

    Kourtney- I wouldn’t doubt it lol…I really wouldn’t/t

  • ssexybeast

    “WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST MEMORY SO FAR OF JB”…..

    The concert where Joe was all sweaty and he lifted his shirt a bit

  • Anonymous

    MarieT19

    it was garbo, not surprising lol, hes probably not THAT drunk

  • ShaunaSpamsYou

    They are too cute. :)
    Congrats, #kanielle ily guys.

  • AAC

    I love how this is the second major Jonas post in a row. Us fans are on a roll tonight.

  • Anonymous

    oh my fricken gosh! 12 seconds left dallas is up by one touchdown!

    ahhhhhh come on cowboys

  • Emilicious

    ARG-ima Piratian said:
    OMG You like to write songs too?!?!?! ME TOO! hahahahha
    Write a Kanielle love song lol

    Hahaha, yes!?!?! wrote them a story/rhyme last night at like 5 AM lol. Except it’s about them being royals[celebrities] and the peasants[fans] go to the wedding to see if the prince Jonai[famous] will marry them instead of danielle, but the meanies get killed later LOL

    Niceeeeee! Ahahahahha I write songs the best when i’m outside and it’s 10 pm and I am strumming on my guitar with friends and I am high of of life! Hahahaha Those nights are the best :)

  • mow.

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!

    ——

    “Oh Danny Devito, I love your work!”

  • Anonymous

    GossipFaSho

    Dear @MarieT19, The reception is over.. so start fabricating tweets to make it sound like you already knew that. BS ;)
    less than a minute ago from web

  • kimmy4444

    remember katy and logan Noh and remember when jackie use to take her meds on a daily basis

  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry. You being sarcastic to me and not meaning I sleep well tonight is just offensive to me.

    —-
    Good, I meant it offensively.

  • ShaunaSpamsYou

    The fuck?
    Ok, celebrities dating celebrities or marrying them hardly ever works.
    but everyone has their soulmates and Kevin and Danielle are definitely meant to be.
    Go fuck yourself.

  • ssexybeast

    That picture is GORGEOUS.

  • Eneyi

    erseygirl said:
    Yvonne/Kelly’s head is about to explode tonite.
    ———–
    Hehe probably.

  • jerseygirl

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:50 pm
    coffeecoffeecoffee said:

    jerseygirl said:

    WHERE IS CHUCKNORRIS?
    ________________________________

    Chuck doesn’t really like coming on here anymore.
    —————-
    Poo. I’m taking that personally.

    I miss her/him.

  • Mikki Raee

    Anonymous said:

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

  • Angela.

    ANGELA!
    Hey babe.
    ____________________

    Hey, sweetie. How you doin’? ;]

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    Angela

    You better not let my name slip on here. lol

    And everyone else

    Hello.

  • Anonymous

    TEENIE IN DISGUISE said:

    you know, sex isn’t an uncommon occurrence among married couples. idg what the big deal is…
    :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
    But to virgin human teens like the ones crawling this website its like OMG A JUMP TO THE UNKNOWN.

  • oneofakindxo

    CONGRATS! :)

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Ssexy? Hi girl! :)

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    mow. said:

    CCC is here! Booyeah.

    Now, all we need are THETRUTH, CHUCKNORRIS AND DinoGirl. x]

    —-

    Where the feck has Chuck been, I miss dat biddy.
    _________________________________

    Chuck doesn’t like to come on very much anymore.

    Chuck came on like a couple days ago after not being on for weeks.

    And I feel weird calling her Chuck. I feel like I should be calling her by her real name.

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    It could be just me,I am pretty slow if you know what I mean.

    No.. what do you mean? [<– being slow lol]

  • Anonymous

    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——

    like OHHHHH NICKYYY JAY.

  • Anonymous

    MarieT19

    ..till 1
    less than 20 seconds ago from web

    OK, I THINK THE PARTY WILL BE OVER AT 12 OR 1 :/ NOT SURE THO, they are not stayin till 3am due to the storm, so they r havn the party now
    half a minute ago from web

  • HeartsKevinJonas

    My dream of marrying the most amazing man on this planet was officially crushed today, but how can I be upset or jealous, when someone else’s destiny to marry the most amazing man alive was achieved? <3 Congratulations Kevin and Danielle. I am so proud of you Kevin! =) you will always be my first love, even if you are now taken for good. You will be an amazing husband, and some day a great father. Today, another human being with the last name jonas is now in existence. Mr and Mrs. Paul Kevin Jonas II…I like it! <3

  • Anonymous

    COURTNEY & DANI THREW OUT CAUSE HE WAS SMALL & ARE GETTING IT ON ALONE!

  • soccerchick

    ANGELA!

  • Emilicious

    alliegator. said:
    oh, you haven’t even experienced oceanup if you haven’t experienced a party.

    TWO THUMBS UP FOR SUMMER REGULARS! (:
    yay!
    IS ANYONE ON HERE FROM SUMMER WHO CHANGED NAMES/COMMENTED ANONYMOUSLY?
    ——

    ME

  • CornPopsGirl

    you want to get technical?
    Okay, i spelled “alliegator” wrong which isn’t even a real spelling of that word. you spelled insecure wrong, used hasn’t with out an apostrophe and put to many periods.

    to quote you
    “YA DUMB BITCH”
    ————————–
    Ahh damn. Okay you got me~ You’re obviously better than me seeing how you pick fights with strangers on the internet. You’re so very cool.

  • Anonymous

    Demi, Joe and Nick are totally drunk.
    8 minutes ago from Tweetie

  • jerseygirl

    OH Angela – you’re still here amongst this clusterfuck.

    I know – hard to believe our little Kev-O is married. But I’m so happy for him. I hope the day went well.

  • AAC

    Angela

    Haha same. Not exactly sure what topic we’re on right now.

  • LAURENJ-

    Angela

    Try harder…You can do it baby….Get ready….Get set…..GO GO GO!!!!

  • Eneyi

    Anonymous said:
    i’m not the person you replied too. But I find that very offense.
    ———
    Sorry.

    Now say it like you mean it..
    ——–
    Meh.

    If you didn’t like my comment you didn’t have to reply to it. :)

  • Anonymous

    Dear @MarieT19, The reception is over.. so start fabricating tweets to make it sound like you already knew that. BS ;) — good one! rotfl jjj

  • ET

    Omg CornPopsGirl is here! Girl you haven’t been on here like in forever!

  • mow.

    I know. I love those two :) I need more picturess.
    I’ll read right now, this goes to fast. *Crosses fingers for Miley post*

    —–

    Me tooooooo.
    Too fast for meh.
    Sooonnn, if not we’ll go on another one, ya dig?

  • Jenna ((:

    church ppl r ok. yes im a hypocrite. get over it

  • Mikki Raee

    “She took him back. Miley took Nick back.
    Oh, no, Selena…
    Why would she do that?
    ‘Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”
    ———
    Irregardless, ex boyfriends are off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just like the rules of feminism!

  • iFly…JJ

    Kenielle

    Maybe the comments on Kanielle’s post need to be about,I dont know,Kanielle.

    from now on.

  • kimmy4444

    imagine if yvonne tried to break in the wedding?

  • Annoynymous

    TEENIE IN DISGUISE said:

    you know, sex isn’t an uncommon occurrence among married couples. idg what the big deal is…
    —–

    lol i agree, but we’re talking about Kevin “Virgin” Jonas. So maybe that’s why it’s so fascinating to people.

  • Anonymous

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——–
    “Your face smells like peppermint!”

  • ssexybeast

    Ssexy? Hi girl! :)

    Hey DAMP…lol(that means demi and miley pones)
    How are you girl?

  • Anonymous

    theyre leavin ‘before the storm’ haha get it!

  • Anonymous

    That ted guy may me realized that maybe the dallas chick is demi and the other one is joe because well they were the only one’s working on a show, and demi has been in a few hickups and she trying to look bad ass all the time. I think is demi and joe who had sex for first time, and demi is from dallas, the other girlfriend from dallas was selena unless she was the one having sex with nick. all we know is the girl is from dallas.

  • kalli

    they should put wedding pictures up! they are too cute together! mr and mrs paul kevin jonas the second!

  • Guitar Chick

    WOW! that was fast Anyway CONGRATS!!!!!!!

  • mow.

    LMAO at all of this drama and still no Miley post tonight.

    —-

    Pissed. Soon bb soon, and I am starting to wonder where my darling iFail2much isss….

  • alliegator.

    damnit i love when people call them epic posts. XD

  • alliegator.

    thank god. your arguments suck anyway
    ———-
    bitch, you should just step off.
    you suck at life.
    please, go have sex, or something.
    make your life purposeful.

    oh wait, refrain from sex.
    we dont want any more hateful bitches in the world like yourself.

    uhm…go, play with some logos or something.

  • Anonymous

    COURTNEY & DANI THREW NICK OUT CAUSE HE WAS SMALL & ARE NOW GETTING IT ON ALONE!

  • ImNotAnnoying

    yay! danny and kev are so

    cute

  • lauren

    WOW. this couple is a complete joke to me. i hope kevin gets cancer in his dick and rots in hell. they make marriage look silly. fuck these completely idiotic people. i give them 6 months before he realizes what a horse face she is and is in a stripper scandal.

  • Anonymous

    Nick and Joe spied on Kevin and Danielle having sex.

    Nick: What’s that sound?
    Joe: Breaking virginity.
    Nick: I don’t understand.
    Joe: You shouldn’t

    —-

    LMFAO!!!

    Nick: Why is Danielle on top?
    Joe: Lazy kevin!

  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry. You being sarcastic to me and not meaning I sleep well tonight is just offensive to me.

    —-
    Good, I meant it offensively.

    ——

    Well that’s just offensive.

  • Mikki Raee

    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!

    ——

    “Oh Danny Devito, I love your work!”
    ——–
    “On october third, he asked me what day it was.”

    “it’s october third.”

  • Anonymous

    COURTNEY GOT SNOWED IN WITH NICK! ;)

  • ssexybeast

    Mow-She’s back again lol

    Who?

    You.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Comments are flying by soo fast.

  • Anonymous

    joe and nick would be awesome to hang out with when drunk. they seem like they would be a lot of fun and say some things that they would probably regret

  • Emilicious

    Video girl rocked my world for a whole two seconds now I know I’m not about to be another victim.

    Ahhhh I am listening to all of my Jonas songs to celebrate!!!!

  • jerseygirl

    Kourtney – AAC has Nick with Mickey. I have the other part of that photo – Joe with Minnie. :D

  • LAURENJ-

    JERSEYGIRL

    LOVE YOU

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Ok,…. their kids are going to have beautiful hair.!

  • Angela.

    It makes a lot of sense.I mean who wouldnt want to see Joe Jonas’ sexy new haircut…I think that Tim has a gay crush on Joe.
    ______________________________________________

    Well, duh. He’s Joe’s guy friend, who he hanged-out with. Remember that post? x]

    He’s Joe’s boyfriend…rather, ex. It didn’t work out. Haha.

  • iFly…JJ

    Who in here has a twitter?

  • badabababa

    I WANNA FLY WITH YOUUUU
    TEAR UP THE SKIES WITH YOUUUU
    YOUR MUCH BETTER
    I WANNA FIGHT WITH YOUUUU
    MAKE UP TONIGHT WITH YOUUUU
    your much better :)

    today i realized that most of my favorite jonas songs are joe dominant- much better, bb good, etc.
    suprising, cause im a nick chick.
    im just gonna keep rambling since i have no clue what everyones talking about..
    im actually sitting down watching jb concert videos on youtube for like the first time ever..
    do do do do.

  • TooLegitToQuit

    how do you know this…?

    =============

    i know someone who went to the wedding and reception which JUST ended

  • soccerchick

    Angela–

    Yeah, thanks. I have to wake up at 7am tomorrow for a 5 mile run. Funn.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    HAHAHAHA those late night epic posts/parties were legit the best. we’re going to have another one soon…i can assure that(;

    ______

    I’ll make sure we have one of those! :) Hopefully tonight? I mean I have nothing else to do with my life. lmao!

  • OnYourSidee

    Aw, well we all knew it had to happen sometime, but I definitely didn’t think it’d be this soon. Congrats Kevin & Danielle, they must be so happy :)

  • abusedTampon

    I’m bored. What are you all talking about in here?

  • ImNotAnnoying

    OK…why would Joe ?grind? in front of his parents?

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    Well, I’m apperently not wanted lol. I’m leaving.
    Have a good night/party.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Holy shit I refreshed the page and so many comments appeared

  • itsme

    My fucking god, it’s just sex people. SEX.SEX.SEX. I said it!!!!!!!!!!!! Now build a bridge then jump off of it. Whether Kevin has or hasn’t had sex yet, he’s still getting laid tonight and I’m sure it will be fantastically amazing. With that said…
    Congrats Kevin and Danielle :)

  • Mikki Raee

    Anonymous said:

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——–
    “Your face smells like peppermint!”
    ——–
    “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”

  • jerseygirl

    Someone needs to cyber bitchslap this MarieT19 person. She is so full of shit.

  • ssexybeast

    DAMP-All righty haha
    And no…he intimidates me lol

  • LAURENJ-

    SSEXYBEAST

    LOVE YOU TOO

  • Tashahahaha

    In my head right now this is how its going down..
    They all just dropped it low to “hotel, motel, holiday inn” Nick bringing back his vintage popping the collar move too.
    Kevins full on pissed on the champers requesting Party in the USA, singing..

    “Hopped out the church in NYC, with my new wife and wedding ring.
    Welcome to the land of fame and sex, is it gonna fit in?
    Jumped on the bed here I am for the first time look to my right and see the countdown sign,
    this is all so crazy, where do I even shove this?
    Her tummys turning, I think she may be pregnant, too much pressure and I’m nervous,
    cos when Danni dropped her fave panties I slipped the condom on, slipped the condom on, I slipped the condom on!”

    LOL. Gah killll meee nooow.

  • Angela.

    SOCCERCHICK!

    Sorry, I had to do something. :]
    Sup?

  • Kanielle4Ever!!!

    Awwww! Congratulations Kevin and Danielle Jonas!!! I sincerely wish you guys the best as Mr. and Mrs. Jonas. May you two be happy and healthy together forever and ever!!!

    Love,
    Kanielle Supporter #1

  • mow.

    Cookies? Awsome. Mind sharing some?
    And lol, the only thing Im good at is bowling. I suck at everything else. I love playing rockband though.
    And yes, Miley post please. We don’t want one, we need one.

    —-

    Yessss, or else we’ll have to settle for uh, selena or demi perhaps.
    I love tennissss and bowling but that’s pretty much it.
    And yes I will just through a cookie across the U.S.
    I have a pretty good arm sooooo….. ;)

  • LAURENJ-

    KIMMY444

    AND LOVE YOU 2

  • Juliaop

    Does anyone else find it wierd that we have yet to hear Danielle say a WORD?

  • Gemini

    CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!

    ——

    “Oh Danny Devito, I love your work!”
    ——–
    “On october third, he asked me what day it was.”

    “it’s october third.”

    —–
    Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now Kevin take some rubbers.

  • mow.

    Hey, sweetie. How you doin’? ;]

    —-

    I am freezingggg, it snowed about 2 feet hereeee :).
    How are you?

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    jerseygirl said:

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:50 pm
    coffeecoffeecoffee said:

    jerseygirl said:

    WHERE IS CHUCKNORRIS?
    ________________________________

    Chuck doesn’t really like coming on here anymore.
    —————-
    Poo. I’m taking that personally.

    I miss her/him.
    _______________________________

    Well then you can talk to Chuck on twitter.

    She responses on there. And talks to us.

  • Mikki Raee

    abusedTampon said:

    I’m bored. What are you all talking about in here?
    —–
    mean girls quotes! :D

  • Anonymous

    ITS A FAKE TWITTER! THE RECEPTION IS OVER! THERE IS A BLIZZARD IN LI!!

  • Anonymous

    yayyy!!!

    saints just fumbled the ball!!!
    DALLAS WINS!!!

    WOOOOO HOOOOOO OH YEAH BABY

    saints are no longer undefeated.
    put that in your juicebox and suck it!

  • lauren

    GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU LONELY WHORE,YOU REALLY HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT DISS KEVIN JONAS.

    YOUR REALLY WASTING YOUR TIME


    and you have nothing better to do than to make a rude comment about kids getting “hit” at home in the name of kevin jonas. wow, who’s pathetic now?

  • Anonymous

    MarieT19

    9:00? PARTY TIMEE!!! oh yaah i hear good songs !

  • C

    MILEY DOESNT CARE ABOUT NILEY BREAKUP DAY ANY MORE! MILEY HAS LIAM!

    liam GTFO

  • TooLegitToQuit

    ayyyyyy guys. look who popped in for a bit :)
    whaddup oceanup peeps?

  • Anonymous

    camilla wasnt there. a girl tweeted a picture of her and camilla from the set today and she was camilla’s stand in yesterday http://twitter.com/vickymorales

    ——-

    I think Ameila was Joe’s date honestly.
    Or maybe it was another girl, who knows.

    He might have just went stagg.

    ———————-

    wasn’t there a rumor that some people saw camilla and joe were in ny together shopping? camilla has been wrapping a movie this week.

  • iFly…JJ

    MarieT19

    but if you do believe the people who think im lying, they go right ahead and unfollow me half a minute ago from web
    MarieT19
    for the people who think im lying, just unfollow me, just because some people say “shes lying”doesnt mean u have 2 believ thm..
    ——–
    Damn Right Bitch!

  • iFly…JJ

    WOW. this couple is a complete joke to me. i hope kevin gets cancer in his dick and rots in hell. they make marriage look silly. fuck these completely idiotic people. i give them 6 months before he realizes what a horse face she is and is in a stripper scandal.
    —-
    FUCK YOU!

  • LAURENJ-

    ANGELA
    LOVE YOU TOO BABY

  • CornPopsGirl

    LMFAO. oh shit oh shit oh shit. HAHAHA. well i hope they have fun. not in that way. okay awkward.

  • Anonymous

    I agree with the person who said it’s getting a little too craaazy in here!

  • Anonymous

    OK…why would Joe ?grind? in front of his parents?
    —–
    there are 400 people at the wedding. do you really think there parents are constantly watching over there 20 year old son?

  • ssexybeast

    Well, I’m apperently not wanted lol. I’m leaving.
    Have a good night/party.

    Noooooooooo!

  • iFly…JJ

    KISS MY ASSSS, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.
    ___
    Alliegator,your my new best friend:D
    ——-
    lmfao.
    let’s me pals.
    today is not the day to argue with me.
    seriously.
    i think i flipped a shit at ANYONE who said ANYTHING about JB today;
    and this whore isn’t going to just stomp on by in her loser ass rampage.

    damn whore.
    ________

    I know dude,I lost my grip for a sec.Gosh I really hate when people do that.

    Its his damn wedding.

    Anyway…I need a chill pill:D

  • Anonymous

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——–
    “Your face smells like peppermint!”
    ——-
    “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”

  • mow.

    Everything, is everything
    The more I talk about it, the less I do control.

  • Angela.

    Where the feck has Chuck been, I miss dat biddy.
    _______________________________________________

    She doesn’t like to come here anymore.
    It bores her nowadays.

  • HayRay

    ok I changed it……im so confused!

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    Jenna and Arg-ima it’s SO not worth it. the 12 yr old needs a life. come on u guys set an example just don’t reply to her. she’s such a waste of time. btw what’s her screen name. I’ve got to find a way to report abuse. calling whoeva dumb church girl. That’s where I draw the line.

    Her screename is “Jenna :))” I think.
    I just think she’s annoying, lol and I got nothing better to do.

  • Mikki Raee

    Anonymous said:

    these mean girl quotes are hilarious. i forgot how funny that movie was.
    but you know what movie is just so quotable? STEP BRUDDAS.

    ‘thats funny i remember when i had my first beer!’
    ——
    “why are you so sweaty?” “i was watching cops”
    ——
    “What’re you doing?!”
    “I”m burying you!”
    “But I”m aliveee!”
    “Your waking the neighbors, SHUT UPP!!”
    ——
    brennans mom: “You yelled “rape” at the top of your lungs.”
    Brennan:”Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, “Lets get it on.”
    ———
    “This house is prison!”
    “On planet bullshit!”
    “On the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!!”
    ——-
    brennan: “if you were a chick, who’s the one guy you would sleep with?”
    both: “john stamos”
    dale: what?!
    Brennan: “did we just become best friends?:
    dale: yep.
    ———-
    “What’s your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masterbate to?”
    Both: “Good housekeeping!
    ——
    Brennan Huff: “Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?”
    Derek: “What?”
    Brennan Huff: “If you lick my butt hole”
    ————
    “Your voice is like a combination of fergie and jesus!”
    —–
    Brennan Huff: “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home”
    ———-
    “I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!”

  • w

    Yes! Those were the best! :)
    Like back at the end of 08.
    ———
    I didn’t comment then -_-
    The summer ones were epic though.

  • Anonymous

    i said this before and i will say it again.

    nick will want his wedding to be perfect since hes a perfectionist. he will be yelling at people and flipping shit if something goes wrong. hahah hes gonna be the groomzilla.

  • Anonymous

    Meh.

    If you didn’t like my comment you didn’t have to reply to it. :)

    Touché.

  • cheskasg

    blabla

  • badababababa

    brennan: “if you were a chick, who’s the one guy you would sleep with?”
    both: “john stamos”
    dale: what?!
    Brennan: “did we just become best friends?:
    dale: yep.
    ———-
    “What’s your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masterbate to?”
    Both: “Good housekeeping!
    ——
    Brennan Huff: “Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?”
    Derek: “What?”
    Brennan Huff: “If you lick my butt hole”
    ————
    “Your voice is like a combination of fergie and jesus!”
    —–
    Brennan Huff: “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home”
    ——

    Brennan: THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT.

  • Eneyi

    lauren said:
    WOW. this couple is a complete joke to me. i hope kevin gets cancer in his dick and rots in hell. they make marriage look silly. fuck these completely idiotic people. i give them 6 months before he realizes what a horse face she is and is in a stripper scandal.
    ——
    Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine -_-

  • LAURENJ-

    eNEYI

    GORGEOUS GAL LOVE YOU 2

  • Limu

    camilla wasnt there. a girl tweeted a picture of her and camilla from the set today and she was camilla’s stand in yesterday http://twitter.com/vickymorales

    ——-
    the gossip of Joe and Camilla was fake, I know it

  • Mikki Raee

    CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!

    ——

    “Oh Danny Devito, I love your work!”
    ——–
    “On october third, he asked me what day it was.”

    “it’s october third.”

    —–
    Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
    ——–
    “Why are you dressed so scary?”
    It’s halloween…”

  • soccerchick

    Someone needs to cyber bitchslap this MarieT19 person. She is so full of shit.
    —-
    She is a very creative person.

  • LAURENJ-

    jerseygirl

    spoke to DinoGirl earlier today….I feel so sorry for you all…you are all trying to get warm and I am trying to cool down….weird….did you hear about the huge, big enormous explosion today???

  • Angela.

    Chuck hates us.
    ;'[
    Just kidding.
    Isn’t she watching a movie?

    _________________________________________________

    Oh, yeah. “ChuckAndMichael”

  • ssexybeast

    Pissed. Soon bb soon, and I am starting to wonder where my darling iFail2much isss….

    She was on earlier.

  • anonymous

    Kourtney – AAC has Nick with Mickey. I have the other part of that photo – Joe with Minnie. :—WHAT ABOUT KEVIN? You selfish joe fans dont care about him!Screw you

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    Niceeeeee! Ahahahahha I write songs the best when i’m outside and it’s 10 pm and I am strumming on my guitar with friends and I am high of of life! Hahahaha Those nights are the best :)

    hahaha, I was just talking to my mom about “high on life” she didn’t get what it meant lol. I wish I could play guitar, I love it. But I play like 2 songs on piano lol. I write best in my room.. door locked at 2-5 in the morning lol.

  • Mikki Raee

    awhhh(:
    i’m so happy for them, they look adorablee. :D

  • mow.

    I’m bored. What are you all talking about in here?

    Mean Girls Mean Girls Mean Girls bb.

  • Emilicious

    “My friend calls me it’s 9 o’ clock he says get the car it’s time to rock. Never heard him speak this way…”

    Ahhhhhhh Joe’s voice is sexy in this song! Who agrees!?!

  • DemiandMileyPones

    oh, you haven’t even experienced oceanup if you haven’t experienced a party.

    TWO THUMBS UP FOR SUMMER REGULARS! (:
    yay!
    IS ANYONE ON HERE FROM SUMMER WHO CHANGED NAMES/COMMENTED ANONYMOUSLY?

    _______

    Me:) Been the same since I’ve started to go on here. Which was May of 08. Wow. Time flies. :(

  • mow.

    Uuuuuuuuuuuu weeeee, what up with that, what up with that?

  • Jenna ((:

    OKAYY PEEEPS(: SO THE REAL THING IS MY BF HAD TO LEAVE EARLY SO IM BORED AND DECIDED TO PRETEND TO FIGHT CUZ ITS FUN AND EVERYONE DOES ON OCEANUP. IT WAS FUN FOR A WHILE AND ANYWAY 1. MILEYS AWESOME. HATES SUCK IT. 2. IM HAPPY FOR KEVIN AND DANIELLE 3. LASTLY, I DONT GIVE ABOUT HATERS CALLING ME SHIT DONE. K THANKS! AND BYE BYE <3
    oh yeah im actually 16. yay i act like im 12 apprently? get over it. bye guys and wow i did this for once and how do u ppl rele have no lives and do this everyday! stop the hate haha im a hypocrite by saying tht but w.e. by! LOVE PEACE HAPPINESS .. have a good Christmas and lets hope our families are healthy.

  • Anonymous

    GossipFaSho

    EVERYONE RETWEET THIS. @MarieT19 IS LYING! I PROMISE YOU. STOP BEING SO GULLIBLE PEOPLE!
    3 minutes ago from web

  • jerseygirl

    LOL James Franco on SNL.

  • iFail2Much

    Oh my God.
    LMFAO.
    Whoever made that story, is my hero.

  • Anonymous

    your icon is making me hungry

  • Anonymous

    uhh

  • ImNotAnnoying

    I have watched mean girls ONCE but only a few parts sooo long ago…

  • Anonymous

    http://bit.ly/YcAfo <—Backstabbing BITCH

    Glad to see that’s how she treats her friends

  • :}

    carmie said:

    Nick and Joe spied on Kevin and Danielle having sex.

    Nick: What’s that sound?
    Joe: Breaking virginity.
    Nick: I don’t understand.
    Joe: You shouldn’t

    HA.

    tbh, i think the roles should be reversed though.

    we’re talkin about the boy who didnt even get why everyone was laughing at his ‘twatter’ comment.

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    LOL at Jenna

    You are too pathetic. You keep giving lame comeback responses like ‘im not 12, jealous much?’

    Seriously, wtf. Saying corny shit like that makes you seem very much like a 12 year old. actually, maybe even a 10 year old who’s over excited to finally have double digits in their age.

    LOL. :)

  • cheskasg

    MILEY DOESNT CARE ABOUT NILEY BREAKUP DAY ANY MORE! MILEY HAS LIAM!

    liam GTFO

  • Angela.

    OH Angela – you’re still here amongst this clusterfuck.

    I know – hard to believe our little Kev-O is married. But I’m so happy for him. I hope the day went well.
    _________________________________________________

    Weren’t we supposed to attend the wedding?
    I waited for you down at Wendy’s where you said we’d meet. But you never came!

    Nick called me numerous times but my battery was dead. He’s upset with me now.
    God only knows how mad Joe is at you.

    Now, WE MISSED THE WEDDING! >:[
    Where the devil were you?!

  • Eneyi

    Heylo TooLegitToQuit~

  • k3

    nick: wow, she looks beautiful.
    joe: yeah, she does.
    kevin: why are you getting married before me again?
    nick: im competetive, remember?
    kevin: oh, right.
    preist: *says all the wedding stuff* if anyone objects, please say so now.
    random teenie: I OBJECT.
    miley: what.
    nick: the.
    kevin: gun!
    joe: fu-what?
    kevin: THE TEENIE HAS A GUN.
    teenie: *demon-exorsist voice* I WILL KILL YOU ALL IF NICK AND MILEY GET MARRIED.
    joe: seriously? i thought we had security around here?!
    nick: we did…
    teenie: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
    kevin: okay, you are SUCH a liar.
    joe: yeah, youre probably one of those posers that go on oceanup.
    miley: oh my god, she probably is! have you ever seen that “dash” person?
    nick: yeah, he’s sooooo fake.
    joe: duh, only teenies believe that.
    teenie: HE IS NOT FAKE!!!
    miley: point proven.
    teenie: I AM NOT. A. TEENIE! *shoots random person*
    joe: angry teenie.
    teenie: I REALLY DID KILL ALL THE SECURITY!
    kevin: one teenie cant kill 100 security guards.
    joe: POSER!
    teenie: oh, kevin. THATS where youre wrong. it’s not only ONE teenie…
    joe: fuck.
    nick: no way.
    miley: im going to die.
    selena: why am i here again?
    teenie: ITS 492752720734209673294062304762767293676206732049867320496732469730697423069327967239467230967230967 TEENIES!
    *teenies emerge from the shadows with javelins & popstar magazines*
    random teenie: niiiick the quiz in popstar says I AM SUPPOSED TO MARRY YOU! *begins to beat miley with a javelin*
    miley: OH MY GOD! NICK, HELP ME!
    *teenies attack miley*
    nick: sorry, baby. those teenies are pretty scary.
    joe: TEENIES, TEENIES! answer this question: who is your leader???
    teenie: OMJ JOE JUST LOOKED AT ME!
    teenie: BITCH HE WAS LOOKING AT ME!
    joe: im getting nowhere with this.
    *taylor swift comes out from behind the bushes with a dark cloak on*
    taylor: i am their leader.
    *teenies all bow down simultaniously and begins to seize/foam*
    joe: NO.
    kevin: hahahahahahahahaha she IS crazy! i knew the oceanuppers were right!
    joe: taylor, please, take the teenies away and let nick and miley be happy.
    taylor: on one condition, joe.
    joe: sure.
    taylor: you must come back to the basement and let me rape you while listening to “forever and always” ALL DAY. EVERY DAY. FOR A YEAR.
    joe: NO! please, not again!
    taylor: maybe you shouldnt have broken up with me, JOE!
    joe: *in tears* NOOOO!
    taylor: *grabs joe and throws him in a bag* c’mon teenies. our mission is complete.
    *teenies stop seizing and march off singing “you belong with me”*
    kevin, nick, & miley: wow.
    priest: what the fuck was that all about?!

    HEY JACKIE YOUR IN THIS STORY GUESS WHICH ONE YOU ARE

  • Anonymous

    In my head right now this is how its going down..
    They all just dropped it low to “hotel, motel, holiday inn” Nick bringing back his vintage popping the collar move too.
    Kevins full on pissed on the champers requesting Party in the USA, singing..

    “Hopped out the church in NYC, with my new wife and wedding ring.
    Welcome to the land of fame and sex, is it gonna fit in?
    Jumped on the bed here I am for the first time look to my right and see the countdown sign,
    this is all so crazy, where do I even shove this?
    Her tummys turning, I think she may be pregnant, too much pressure and I’m nervous,
    cos when Danni dropped her fave panties I slipped the condom on, slipped the condom on, I slipped the condom on!”

    LOL. Gah killll meee nooow.
    ——-

    ahahah that was ridiculous. i laughed though.

  • soccerchick

    Angela-
    haha it’s cool. I won my basketball game! :)

  • iFly…JJ

    jerseygirl said:

    Someone needs to cyber bitchslap this MarieT19 person. She is so full of shit.
    ——–
    Um,hello!
    What do you think Ive been doing for the last hour Miss Jersey:D

  • lauren

    thank god. your arguments suck anyway
    ———-
    bitch, you should just step off.
    you suck at life.
    please, go have sex, or something.
    make your life purposeful.

    oh wait, refrain from sex.
    we dont want any more hateful bitches in the world like yourself.

    uhm…go, play with some logos or something.


    wow and i thought the other girl’s disses were bad. your cool.

  • Anonymous

    My fucking god, it’s just sex people. SEX.SEX.SEX. I said it!!!!!!!!!!!! Now build a bridge then jump off of it. Whether Kevin has or hasn’t had sex yet, he’s still getting laid tonight and I’m sure it will be fantastically amazing. With that said…
    Congrats Kevin and Danielle :)

    ——–

    Lol. You’re dealing with little girls on here. Everyone is going to freak out about GASP! sex.

  • Anonymous

    MarieT19

    well, theres a high chance that camilla is there, dani met camilla a couple of times, so they might be frined, i think shes there OH GOD
    less than a minute ago from web

    i meant to say thinks** not things
    3 minutes ago from web

    oh btw, sarah is a big fan of 1000bc and she told me earlier that she things she saw camilla belle? oh god, i dont think so!
    4 minutes ago from web

  • ssexybeast

    “My friend calls me it’s 9 o’ clock he says get the car it’s time to rock. Never heard him speak this way…”

    Ahhhhhhh Joe’s voice is sexy in this song! Who agrees!?!
    -
    Me!

  • ET

    Does epic post where the best! Does anyone remember alisson fanstories? Does were the best!
    Late may there was one about how Taylor was going to crash Kevins wedding!lol Good times<3

  • alliegator.

    LMAO. oh dude right? my comments to him weren’t that pretty either. Well, im glad we got what we had to say off our chest. I personally think that if he was pissed, he wouldnt have stayed on as long as he did. He seemed curious, well to me anyways.
    ——–
    oh my. remember i signed on like 12 minutes after he got off, and i was like HOLY SHIT, YOU YELLED AT KEVIN JONAS! hahaha; but then i totally backed the both of you.

    and people are like: “alliegator wouldn’t have gotten so upset.”

    HAHAHAH; good times.
    wait, bad times? because it took me a while till i got a reply from ANY type of anything…

  • anonymous

    kevin would have saved some big money if he wou;d have just asked miley nicely to make danis wedding dress!

  • Anonymous

    brennan: “if you were a chick, who’s the one guy you would sleep with?”
    both: “john stamos”
    dale: what?!
    Brennan: “did we just become best friends?:
    dale: yep.
    ———-
    “What’s your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masterbate to?”
    Both: “Good housekeeping!
    ——
    Brennan Huff: “Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?”
    Derek: “What?”
    Brennan Huff: “If you lick my butt hole”
    ————
    “Your voice is like a combination of fergie and jesus!”
    —–
    Brennan Huff: “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home”
    ——
    Brennan: THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT.
    ———-
    Brennan: “Holy Santa Claus Shit!”

  • alliegator.

    it figures the night we’re all on kevin is already uhmm…busy.

    lmfao.
    dang it.
    who remembers “K”.
    oh man, i love summer OU.

  • TooLegitToQuit

    KISS MY ASSSS, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.
    ___
    Alliegator,your my new best friend:D
    ——-
    lmfao.
    let’s me pals.
    today is not the day to argue with me.
    seriously.
    i think i flipped a shit at ANYONE who said ANYTHING about JB today;
    and this whore isn’t going to just stomp on by in her loser ass rampage.

    damn whore.

    =========================

    trufax.
    allie even had a minor flip out out on me today….and we’re tighter than fat guys in spandex!! hahahahaha :)

  • Mikki Raee

    “Hopped out the church in NYC, with my new wife and wedding ring.
    Welcome to the land of fame and sex, is it gonna fit in?
    Jumped on the bed here I am for the first time look to my right and see the countdown sign,
    this is all so crazy, where do I even shove this?
    Her tummys turning, I think she may be pregnant, too much pressure and I’m nervous,
    cos when Danni dropped her fave panties I slipped the condom on, slipped the condom on, I slipped the condom on!”

    LOL. Gah killll meee nooow.
    ————-
    hahahha, thank you for making my night :D

  • luv2rockout

    YAY!!! I’m so happy for Kevin and Danielle! Hope they have a wonderful family!

  • AAC

    WOW. this couple is a complete joke to me. i hope kevin gets cancer in his dick and rots in hell. they make marriage look silly. fuck these completely idiotic people. i give them 6 months before he realizes what a horse face she is and is in a stripper scandal.
    _________

    Have a Merry Christmas?

  • TooLegitToQuit

    KISS MY ASSSS, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.
    ___
    Alliegator,your my new best friend:D
    ——-
    lmfao.
    let’s me pals.
    today is not the day to argue with me.
    seriously.
    i think i flipped a shit at ANYONE who said ANYTHING about JB today;
    and this whore isn’t going to just stomp on by in her loser ass rampage.

    damn whore.

    =========================

    trufax.
    allie even had a minor flip out out on me today….and we’re tighter than fat guys in spandex!! hahahahaha :)

  • Anonymous

    MarieT19

    They are playing Mileys 7 Things now?

  • cheskasg

    I’m bored

  • mow.

    She was on earlier.

    —-

    Hmp, I hope she comes on again.
    About how long ago was this?

  • ssexybeast

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWyEJWOTCBA

    Joseph in a tux.

    No no no,this can’t be possible!

    I never though Joe could get any hotter…but now I see there is no limit to that boy.I’m speechless.

  • jerseygirl

    OMG – James FRanco making out with grandpa.

  • Anonymous

    LOL. Oh, you pathetic loser. Pretending to fight. HAHAHAHAHHAHA. That’s the lamest shit i’ve ever heard someone do.

    LMFAO. Why do you even have a bf man? xD

  • Mikki Raee

    Anonymous said:

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——–
    “Your face smells like peppermint!”
    ——-
    “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
    ————
    Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

  • Mikki Raee

    mow. said:

    “It’s okay that mine’s not movie quality!”
    ——-
    “He better not get in my face cause I’ll drop that motherfucker!”

    —–

    “It’s funny….ironic….I get that.”
    ———-
    “You better not close your eyes cause as soon as you do, I”m gonna punch you in the face!”

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    Noooooooooo!

    Lol Yessss! Everyone has been ignoring me all day.

  • Anonymous

    kanielle!

  • Anonymous

    your icon is amazing.

  • Anonymous

    camila bell is there…. i realy like this girl
    its official!

  • ssexybeast

    Hmp, I hope she comes on again.
    About how long ago was this?

    Like 4-5 hours ago lol
    I think.
    Nice icon btw.

  • kimmy4444

    Yvonne meant well but at times she was a bit over the top

  • mow.

    OMG JAMES FRANCO! HOLY SHIT! HE JUST MADE OUT WITH WILL FORTE!

  • Anonymous

    MarieT19

    song playing right now : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaO8OWnzL1k oh god! i cant imagine kevin, joe or nick dancing this! HAHAHHAHAA
    half a minute ago from web

    this song is actually playing??!!

  • mow.

    “Oh Danny Devito, I love your work!”
    ——–
    “On october third, he asked me what day it was.”

    “it’s october third.”

    —–
    Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now Kevin take some rubbers.

    —-

    ” Alllllllllllllll youuuuuuuuuuu sucka Mc’s got nothin’ on me..”

  • jerseygirl

    Oh – hey now. James Franco is hosting SNL tonite.:)

  • Emilicious

    I could fight seek revenge but that’s not who I am no I am not givin in I will rise above!

    Ahhhh I freakin love Jojo! ahahaha

  • Anonymous

    alliegator. said:

    thank god. your arguments suck anyway
    ———-
    bitch, you should just step off.
    you suck at life.
    please, go have sex, or something.
    make your life purposeful.

    oh wait, refrain from sex.
    we dont want any more hateful bitches in the world like yourself.

    uhm…go, play with some logos or something.

    ————

    your a fucking piece of shit that should be raped and killed

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO SEXY BITCH IS PLAYING I CAN IMAGINE NICK AND JOE DANCING TO THIS NICK POPPING THE COLLAR

  • cheskasg

    Kevin and Danielle

  • iFly…JJ

    It makes a lot of sense.I mean who wouldnt want to see Joe Jonas’ sexy new haircut…I think that Tim has a gay crush on Joe.
    ______________________________________________

    Well, duh. He’s Joe’s guy friend, who he hanged-out with. Remember that post? x]

    He’s Joe’s boyfriend…rather, ex. It didn’t work out. Haha.
    ———
    “All the girls steppin out for a public affair”.
    Miss Angela,you made my day:D

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Yes! Those were the best! :)
    Like back at the end of 08.
    ———
    I didn’t comment then -_-
    The summer ones were epic though.

    _____

    Yeah you didn’t want to. It was too much drama. And yeah, I miss those so much!

  • Eneyi

    alliegator.

    You are a force to be reckoned with lol

  • Anonymous

    oviously 10

  • cheskasg

    oceanup new post

  • Mikki Raee

    Anonymous said:

    brennan: “if you were a chick, who’s the one guy you would sleep with?”
    both: “john stamos”
    dale: what?!
    Brennan: “did we just become best friends?:
    dale: yep.
    ———-
    “What’s your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masterbate to?”
    Both: “Good housekeeping!
    ——
    Brennan Huff: “Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?”
    Derek: “What?”
    Brennan Huff: “If you lick my butt hole”
    ————
    “Your voice is like a combination of fergie and jesus!”
    —–
    Brennan Huff: “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home”
    ——
    Brennan: THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT.
    ———-
    Brennan: “Holy Santa Claus Shit!”
    ————
    “Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?!”
    “I mean it would give us so much more room for activities!”

  • iFly…JJ

    Is it just me or does JerseyGirl always have the best icons on OceanUP.

  • iFly…JJ

    thank god. your arguments suck anyway
    ———-
    bitch, you should just step off.
    you suck at life.
    please, go have sex, or something.
    make your life purposeful.

    oh wait, refrain from sex.
    we dont want any more hateful bitches in the world like yourself.

    uhm…go, play with some logos or something.
    __________

    Get real Alliegator!!!
    Who would have sex with her?

    xD

  • BornToBeMrsJonas

    who cares about zanessa? Screw them really! And why didi yoibring them up.. no one cares about them! sex is a normal thing i don’t know why you all are so WOW about it, SEX SEX SEX, the are goung to have sex soo what? Tons of vrigens are having sex tonight.. NOT A BIG DEAL! enough of taklking about him and his sex life.. only he and his WIFE hasve to do with that :)

  • Mikki Raee

    Alllllllllllllll youuuuuuuuuuu sucka Mc’s got nothin’ on me..”
    ———-
    “from my brains to my lines, you can’t touch kevin g.”

  • Anonymous

    miley dresses more slutty and she’s using those outfits in front of kids

    http://uberoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/hot-miley-cyrus-open-legs

    but vanessa covers up when performing in front of her fans.

    http://www1.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Vanessa+Hudgens+Performing+Neutrogena

    CONCLUSION: So what vanessa take nude pictures? That is her only scandal so far. Miley has Vanity Fair scandal, racist photo scandal, TCA poll dance scandal, pregnancy scandal and blowjob picture scandal. If Miley wasn’t such a slut, those scandal wont even occured.

    —–

    What’s slutty about a jumpsuit you fucking idiot ? NOTHING. Plus, what Miley is wearing is in style NOW. In Vanessa’s picture that’s what was in style THEN. I could go find a picture right now of Vanessa in shorts & it’s the same fucking thing.

    So what ? Uhm, she was in HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL when those pictures came out. That’s what. Your all over Miley because she’s on Disney but it’s okay for Vanessa ? HA, seriously go fuck yourself. Vanessa has had like 3 different picture scandals, with like at least 5 pictures each time.

    Vanity Fair asked her to pose that way & she agreed because it was a photoshoot, she didn’t know people were going to go nuts because she showed her back, big whoop. Racist photo thing was a fucking crock of shit, there was a damn ASIAN in the picture, plus Joe Jonas & many other people have done that & are they considered rascist, NO & it was DISMISSED out of court because it was pathetic. It was just someone dumb bitch with too much time on her hands. Poll scandal ? HAHAHAHAHAHAA, don’t make me fucking laugh it was there for her to hold onto. She was NEVER pregnant so it has fuck all to do with her, it’s only a scandal if it’s actually happened fuckbag. Blowjob picture is a FAKE, has nothing to do with her & it’s not a scandal.

    You really need to learn what the word slut means, you have no idea if Miley has ever even slept with anyone therefore you would have no idea if she were one. Plus, if someone slept with her they would be running to the taboilds with the story in a heartbeat …

    Vanessa’s a whore.
    Miley’s a teenager that’s kind of a rebel, that get’s everything she does blown out of proportion.

    Vanessa has photos from before she was famous of her & her friends in slutty outfits posing like whores, that’s why she gets called one because she proved she hasn’t changed. But Miley on the other hand after her photos came out she STOPPED unlike Vanessa.

    STFU mimi

  • lauren

    WOW. this couple is a complete joke to me. i hope kevin gets cancer in his dick and rots in hell. they make marriage look silly. fuck these completely idiotic people. i give them 6 months before he realizes what a horse face she is and is in a stripper scandal.
    —-
    FUCK YOU!


    fuck me? fuck YOU. you know im right. Kevin is such a queer, and is a joke to society.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I have a stupid question to ask:
    Why do women tend to put their hand on their boyfriends/husbands stomach when taking a picture? Is that like to show that you are engaged or something?

  • Brittnee

    I am so happy for Kevin And Danielle Jonas. I am so happy that they get to share there life together. They are really pretty and a great couple. I Love Danielle And Kevin they are so right for each other. I am so happy that I get to call Danielle (Mrs.Jonas). And,I can’t wait to buy the issue . I am sure that I will keep them in my prayers. You Rock Danielle And Kevin.And, Congrats on your wedding Day.

  • mow.

    “You better not close your eyes cause as soon as you do, I”m gonna punch you in the face!”

    —–

    “Was that a-did you just fart?!
    You did, I can taste it.”

  • iFly…JJ

    Is it just me or does JerseyGirl always have the best icons on OceanUP.

  • Angela.

    Laurenj – I love you more, babe. :]

  • anonymous

    kevin would have saved some big money if he wou;d have just asked miley nicely to make danis wedding dress!miley would have made 1 with max!

  • ImNotAnnoying

    ok I am dont with marie19…Im also dont with Oceanup I will be back in 30min or and hour.

  • iFail2Much

    Me tooooooo.
    Too fast for meh.
    Sooonnn, if not we’ll go on another one, ya dig?

    Sure.

  • itsme

    Anonymous said:

    MarieT19

    They are playing Mileys 7 Things now?
    ——–
    Next up is a song by me called “Bullshit”

  • Anonymous

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——–
    “Your face smells like peppermint!”
    ——-
    “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
    ————
    Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
    ————-
    “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”

  • Anonymous

    no one is asking you to believe MarieT19 alright? she doesn’t really care if you believe her or not so all you haters can shut the hell up.

    jeeze people can be so rude.

  • TooLegitToQuit

    hi-lo eneyi ;)

  • HayRay

    holy crap.
    these comments are going by soo fast

  • Anonymous

    oh my god there better be video of nick and joe dancing and grinding to sexy bitch!!

  • Anonymous

    courtney is there to!!!

  • Anonymous

    more step brothers quotes:

    ‘WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?’

    ‘but dadddd.. its shark week!’

    brennan: oh someone got some air! snap!
    dale: still hate you.
    brennan: still hate you.

  • iFail2Much

    Mow-She’s back again lol

    Who?

    You.

    Oh…lol
    I didn’t know you were talking about me
    How are you this night? :)

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    Fav:
    Kanielle
    Zanessa

    I only like real relationships that we can make sure of.

  • iFly…JJ

    Mrs. Norbury what are you doing here?
    Oh nothing Im just hanging out here with my boyfriend (points to homeless guy)

  • jerseygirl

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:02 pm
    iFly…JJ said:

    jerseygirl said:

    Someone needs to cyber bitchslap this MarieT19 person. She is so full of shit.
    ——–
    Um,hello!
    What do you think Ive been doing for the last hour Miss Jersey:D
    —————–
    Hit her harder because she’s not shutting up.

  • Emilicious

    ARG-ima Piratian said:
    Noooooooooo!

    Lol Yessss! Everyone has been ignoring me all day.

    Welcome to my world…

  • Anonymous

    christians are not allowed to watch porn…poor kevin nick joe

  • alliegator.

    HOLYCRAP, NOT TRYING TO MAKE THIS AWKWARD, BUT KEVIN AND DANIELLE JUSTTTTT LEFT OHEKA!!!!!

    theyre headed to a hotel on a private beach in long island….gklsjflkasfklasfkalfa making it official haha
    ——-
    oh shoot dang!

    you go, kevin.

  • Anonymous

    just gone 9.15 and garbo is already drunk paha?!

  • person of pie

    My cousin does a perfect imitation of the girl from mean girls. the funniest part is that he’s 20.

  • Anonymous

    Shall we start making bets on when we think they’ll divorce now? Or should we wait a few months out of respect…

  • heybrittanyxo

    ughhhh i am so mad saints lost but were still for sure going to the play offs the cowboys are not if they lose the rest of there games

  • Kourtney

    YouBelongWithMe said:
    Holy shit I refreshed the page and so many comments appeared
    *******
    I was gone for like 2 minutes and there were about 100 more comments…

  • Anonymous

    miley concert in london is almost done….. sendidng pics tommorow to ou

  • abusedTampon

    kevin would have saved some big money if he wou;d have just asked miley nicely to make danis wedding dress!

    ____________________________

    I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

  • Angela.

    soccerchick – Good luuuuck! You live up to your name well. So athletic. :]

    Mow – I’m bored. It hasn’t snowed where I live, just last weekend. Now, it’s just raining. >;[
    But I’m enjoying my break. :D

  • mow.

    Chuck doesn’t like to come on very much anymore.

    Chuck came on like a couple days ago after not being on for weeks.

    And I feel weird calling her Chuck. I feel like I should be calling her by her real name.

    —-

    Aw, I miss her, she should come on more often. What’s her real name?

  • kimmy4444

    LAURENJ- said:

    KIMMY444

    AND LOVE YOU 2
    =++++++=LOVE YOU MORE!

  • Anonymous

    nice the wedding

  • mow.

    Oh – hey now. James Franco is hosting SNL tonite.:)

    —-

    Andddd Muse is performingggg <3

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    GOTTA GO! BYE GUYS!

  • abusedTampon

    woohoo let’s all get drunk!

  • Gemini

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hhw6L3eIYA&feature=related

    2 get everybody in the christmas mood (mean girls style)

  • AnoyMost

    someone who’s come to this wedding, please tell me who is it.. I’m such curious
    and Shanna going to this wedding, TheRealShanna say:
    Are you fucking kidding me? There’s fans sitting around in cars by the castle. I’m coming after you with my bat. Just wait.
    about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter
    jealous :(

  • LAURENJ-

    lauren said:

    WOW. this couple is a complete joke to me. i hope kevin gets cancer in his dick and rots in hell. they make marriage look silly. fuck these completely idiotic people. i give them 6 months before he realizes what a horse face she is and is in a stripper scandal.
    ____________

    very optimistic you are bitch….what the fuck is your problem…dont go raining on our parade now with your sadistic thoughts….do us all a favour and kindly GTFO plz…..

  • Anonymous

    your a fucking piece of shit that should be raped and killed

    ———-

    who in their right minds would ever say that? im not gonna preach at you, but that is such a horrible, digusting thing to say.

  • Anonymous

    lmao you win =]

  • jerseygirl

    Aaaah – this post has alot of comments and I have no idea what they are about but I wish Kevin and Danielle the best. I hope they had a great day!

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    charlatans?

  • watch it

    watch it . you will not regret it ((:
    WATCH IT NOW (:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kelmDTjj0AI

  • Anonymous

    I think it’s hilarious people act like the Jonas Brothers are little boys that sew and don’t know anything about the world just because they’re virgins.

    HA.

  • Anonymous

    congrats kenielle

  • Anonymous

    STFU mimi – NO YOU STFO Mother F##KER!

  • ssexybeast

    Lol Yessss! Everyone has been ignoring me all day.

    Well I’m not.
    Hello!!How are you?

  • iFly…JJ

    KISS MY ASSSS, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.
    ___
    Alliegator,your my new best friend:D
    ——-
    lmfao.
    let’s me pals.
    today is not the day to argue with me.
    seriously.
    i think i flipped a shit at ANYONE who said ANYTHING about JB today;
    and this whore isn’t going to just stomp on by in her loser ass rampage.

    damn whore.

    =========================

    trufax.
    allie even had a minor flip out out on me today….and we’re tighter than fat guys in spandex!! hahahahaha :)
    ___________

    You mean tighter than JB’s pants? :D

  • Anonymous

    just gone 9.15 and garbo is already drunk paha?!
    ———
    you can start drinking any time after noon. lol

  • Mikki Raee

    iFly…JJ said:

    Mrs. Norbury what are you doing here?
    Oh nothing Im just hanging out here with my boyfriend (points to homeless guy)
    ———–
    Alyssa, i’m sorry i called you a gap-toothed bitch. it’s not your fault your so gap-toothed.

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    iFly…JJ said:

    Is it just me or does JerseyGirl always have the best icons on OceanUP.
    __________________________________________

    No, it’s not just you. I think so too.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I was gone for like 2 minutes and there were about 100 more comments…

    LOL

  • anonymous

    I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.–WHY?SHE WOULD HAVE MADE A ROCKEN WEDDING DRESS!

  • Anonymous

    brennan: “if you were a chick, who’s the one guy you would sleep with?”
    both: “john stamos”
    dale: what?!
    Brennan: “did we just become best friends?:
    dale: yep.
    ———-
    “What’s your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masterbate to?”
    Both: “Good housekeeping!
    ——
    Brennan Huff: “Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?”
    Derek: “What?”
    Brennan Huff: “If you lick my butt hole”
    ————
    “Your voice is like a combination of fergie and jesus!”
    —–
    Brennan Huff: “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home”
    ——
    Brennan: THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT.
    ———-
    Brennan: “Holy Santa Claus Shit!”
    ————
    “Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?!”
    “I mean it would give us so much more room for activities!”
    ——
    Brennan: “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!”

  • alliegator.

    WOW. this couple is a complete joke to me. i hope kevin gets cancer in his dick and rots in hell. they make marriage look silly. fuck these completely idiotic people. i give them 6 months before he realizes what a horse face she is and is in a stripper scandal.
    ————–
    BITCH YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK.
    i swear, i will shank a damn hoe.
    YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
    please, get a life, and stop being such an ass. Merry Christmas to you too, ass wipe.

  • HayRay

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    I have a stupid question to ask:
    Why do women tend to put their hand on their boyfriends/husbands stomach when taking a picture? Is that like to show that you are engaged or something?

    __________________

    I dont know. Maybe its just so they have somewhere to put there hand? idk lol.

  • Mikki Raee

    Anonymous said:

    oh my god there better be video of nick and joe dancing and grinding to sexy bitch!!
    ——–
    and get low(:

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Hi jersey girl

  • ssexybeast

    Oh – hey now. James Franco is hosting SNL tonite.:)
    -
    Is he that cute guy?

  • cheskasg

    1130 wow

  • LAURENJ-

    COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE

    hey there Gf…what r we drinking today???

  • iFly…JJ

    so Camilla Belle is suppossedly at the wedding,huh?

    Bullshit!

    Yeah and let me guess,Taylor Swift is also there and she brought Taylor and Selena with her,right?

  • mow.

    Like 4-5 hours ago lol
    I think.
    Nice icon btw.

    —–

    Ahhh shitty as a dick.
    Meh she’ll be on again, I just know it.
    & Thank you my love :)

  • Kourtney

    jerseygirl- I saw her comment right after I said something about it. I’m still mad that I didn’t go to Orlando that day, but I guess I probably wouldn’t have been able to see them anyways. oh well, christmas morning…

    oh and random but one of my friends asked me to go to a jonas concert with her this summer or whenever their next tour is. my first one!!! I’m excited :)

  • iFail2Much

    GOTTA GO! BYE GUYS!

    Goodnight.

  • Erdisney

    I know im late to the party lol, but i want to say Congratulations to Kevin And Danielle! I Wish Them Love And Peace! :)

  • mow.

    abusedTampon,
    How you doin’?

  • Angela.

    “All the girls steppin out for a public affair”.
    Miss Angela,you made my day:D
    _________________________________________________

    I’m so glad. :D

  • Kpurity

    Been a while since I commented..

  • Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THE PICS? WHERE ARE THE VIDS?

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    MarieT19

    They are playing Mileys 7 Things now?
    ——–
    A ha. I hope they play the special ‘irish’ version. :D

  • Anonymous

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 05:18 pm
    E W said:

    Everyone ignore the pathetic, useless Miley fans. Let’s not ruin a nice post. Congratulations Kevin and Danielle.

    ——————————————-

    ahahahahaaa agreed! this isnt about stupid miley cyrus! this is about the wonderful KEVIN JONAS AND HIS LOVELY WIFE DANIELE JONAS<3

  • Angela.

    Oh – hey now. James Franco is hosting SNL tonite.:)

    Is he that cute guy?
    _________________________________________________

    That’s the one!

  • Anonymous

    ARG-ima Piratian, who is kissing on ur avatar? Is that Selena and Nick? :P

  • Anonymous

    I have no comment on Kevin and Danielle’s wedding.

  • Anonymous

    ‘ve never laughed so hard in my life.–WHY?SHE WOULD HAVE MADE A ROCKEN WEDDING DRESS!
    —-
    if by rockin you mean slutty then yes she would have made a rockin dress

  • Mikki Raee

    Anonymous said:

    more step brothers quotes:

    ‘WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?’

    ‘but dadddd.. its shark week!’

    brennan: oh someone got some air! snap!
    dale: still hate you.
    brennan: still hate you.
    ——-
    “I manage a baseball team.”
    “Oh, little league?”
    “Fantasy league.”

  • kimmy4444

    Angela. said:

    Where the feck has Chuck been, I miss dat biddy.
    _______________________________________________

    She doesn’t like to come here anymore.
    It bores her nowadays.
    +++++++
    with looneys like jackie on the loose who blames her?

  • badabababa

    iFail2Much & Kourtney-
    i love ya’lls icons!

  • Anonymous

    had a great time at mileys concert ill send pics to ou tommorow promise :) well gtg people love you guys!!

  • ImNotAnnoying

    I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.–WHY?SHE WOULD HAVE MADE A ROCKEN WEDDING DRESS!
    ——————
    lmao im sorry but noo….:(

  • Anonymous

    jerseygirl said:

    Oh – hey now. James Franco is hosting SNL tonite.:)

    ——-

    NO WAY! what channel is it again?

  • jerseygirl

    laurenj – it’s freezing here and snow is in the air.

    What explosion?

  • hj

    christians are not allowed to watch porn…poor kevin nick joe

    does that mean im going to hell?

  • abusedTampon

    I can’t believe our wedding ‘source’ was a bieber fan on twitter…

    We really are losers, aren’t we?

  • Mikki Raee

    Anonymous said:

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——–
    “Your face smells like peppermint!”
    ——-
    “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
    ————
    Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
    ————-
    “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
    ———
    Cady, she’s not pretty. I know that sounds bad but the spring fling queen is always pretty. And the funny thing is, it should be karen but everyone forgets about her cause she’s such a slut.

  • ssexybeast

    & Thank you my love :)

    You’re oh so very welcome.(:

  • TooLegitToQuit

    it figures the night we’re all on kevin is already uhmm…busy.

    lmfao.
    dang it.
    who remembers “K”.
    oh man, i love summer OU.

    ==================

    the party’s not over YET. ;) hahaha
    it’s ending at 12 or 1, they havent decided. it was supposed to go till 3, but because of the bad weather they’re ending it earlier.

    just fyi, joe was just grinding with someone ;) BAHAHA

  • YouBelongWithMe

    your a fucking piece of shit that should be raped and killed
    —–
    Wow that is the most stupidest thing I heard in my life.

  • Anonymous

    so former hairdress, what does that make her now future millionaire after she divorces him in a year?

  • Anonymous

    J14magazine

    Tune in to @USA_Network’s airing of “Enchanted” tonight for a sneak preview of Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth’s @TheLastSong.
    17 minutes ago from web

  • Emilicious

    “I will not disapoint you
    I will be right there for you
    Til’ the end, the end of time
    Please be Mine”

    AWWWWW Guys, these Jonas songs are going to make me cry!
    They all remind me of Kenielle!

  • AAC

    lauren said:

    WOW. this couple is a complete joke to me. i hope kevin gets cancer in his dick and rots in hell. they make marriage look silly. fuck these completely idiotic people. i give them 6 months before he realizes what a horse face she is and is in a stripper scandal.
    —-
    FUCK YOU!


    fuck me? fuck YOU. you know im right. Kevin is such a queer, and is a joke to society.
    _________

    Well it looks like YOU are the only joke to society right now. Just get lost and stop ruining our perfectly good post.

  • alliegator.

    wow and i thought the other girl’s disses were bad. your cool.
    ——
    i know i’m cool.
    i’m the shit.
    too bad you cant say the same for yourself.

  • jerseygirl

    I can already tell from this last page that this post sucks.

  • jerseygirl

    Angela.
    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:02 pm
    Angela. said:

    OH Angela – you’re still here amongst this clusterfuck.

    I know – hard to believe our little Kev-O is married. But I’m so happy for him. I hope the day went well.
    _________________________________________________

    Weren’t we supposed to attend the wedding?
    I waited for you down at Wendy’s where you said we’d meet. But you never came!

    Nick called me numerous times but my battery was dead. He’s upset with me now.
    God only knows how mad Joe is at you.

    Now, WE MISSED THE WEDDING! >:[
    Where the devil were you?!
    ——————-
    Yo, woman. I’m at the wedding reception!

    That’s why I’m so mad at this Marie chick on Twitter. Joe is not grinding. He’s slow-dancing with me.

  • Eneyi

    alliegator.

    I totally went back and found that post a couple weeks ago. And I found a Man Out Of Time one aswell

  • w

    It’s just natural, like putting your arm around someone.

  • cheskasg

    <—nelena or niley?

  • mow.

    Mow – I’m bored. It hasn’t snowed where I live, just last weekend. Now, it’s just raining. >;[
    But I’m enjoying my break. :D

    —-

    Gehhhhh, I hate rain.
    Lucky, I still got three more days till break.
    & I love your icon, it’s just so- fitting and adorable <3

  • ssexybeast

    Oh…lol
    I didn’t know you were talking about me
    How are you this night? :)

    I’m fine..just saw the wedding pictures.
    All the boys looked like a big bowl of HOT with an extra side of gorgeous!

    How are you?

  • Eneyi

    Laurenj love you too!

  • ImNotAnnoying

    so Camilla Belle is suppossedly at the wedding,huh?

    Bullshit!

    Yeah and let me guess,Taylor Swift is also there and she brought Taylor and Selena with her,right?
    ——————
    oh..you did not hear Miley stopped in the middle of her concert to attend the wedding party?

  • LAURENJ-

    Emilicious said:

    ARG-ima Piratian said
    __________
    Hey there my fellow Jonas Sister…How r u both today on this joyous wonderful occasion “Kanielle’s Wedding”….Join in the festivities…

  • Anonymous

    i hope you die and burn in hell.

    merry christmas bitch

  • iFly…JJ

    Kevin Jonas trades Purity Ring for Wedding Band.

    Kevin Jonas has made his bout of the lovebug a permanent infection.

    The 22-year-old eldest member of the Jonas Brothers married longtime love Danielle Deleasa Saturday at snow-covered Oheka Castle in New York’s Long Island, E! News confirms.

    The former hairdresser from New Jersey donned a Vera Wang gown and clutched an impressive bouquet by Pedestal Florists as she walked down the aisle at the French château-themed space. The remaining members of the singing trio, Joe and Nick, served as the best men.

    But that wasn’t the only romance in the air…

    Demi Lovato, the JoBros’ Camp Rock costar and rumored love interest for Joe, also witnessed the couple exchanging custom wedding bands by Jacob and Co.

    The chef for the big occassion tells E! News he prepared quite the feast for the 400 guests.

    “We’re having vegetarian options in addition to the main course,” he says. “There will be stir-fried Asian vegetables, Italian rice, risotto, pasta and a full vegetarian station.”

    The young couple met in 2007 while on vacation in the Bahamas with their respective families. Kevin popped the question in July with another custom-made sparkler from Jacob and Co.

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b158792_kevin_jonas_trades_purity_ring_wedding.html

    <3

  • jerseygirl

    Hi.

  • ssexybeast

    That’s the one!

    lol Thank you<3

  • mow.

    AHAHAHAHAHA OMFG I love Kristen Wiig, and James Franco of course.

  • Kpurity

    Chuck hates us.
    ;'[
    Just kidding.
    Isn’t she watching a movie?

    _________________________________________________

    Oh, yeah. “ChuckAndMichael”
    —–
    You mean “ClarkAndMichael”?

  • Anonymous

    i say we all get drunk and dance to the songs that there dancing to at the wedding. We can pretend were all there!!!

    haha totally kidding

  • iFly…JJ

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 07:21 pm
    Mikki Raee said:

    iFly…JJ said:

    Mrs. Norbury what are you doing here?
    Oh nothing Im just hanging out here with my boyfriend (points to homeless guy)
    ———–
    Alyssa, i’m sorry i called you a gap-toothed bitch. it’s not your fault your so gap-toothed
    ———-
    I dont hate you cause your a bitch,youre a bitch because I hate you.

  • soccerchick

    Anglea–

    haha thanks. Soccer=MY LIFE.

  • jjean

    (replying to this) – Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:14 pm
    jerseygirl said:
    Hello jjean! Who is that in your icon?

    It’s leona lewis.:) Gosh, I went to get hot chocolate and there has been like 50 new comments.

  • LAURENJ-

    kimmy4444 said:

    LAURENJ- said:

    KIMMY444

    AND LOVE YOU 2
    =++++++=LOVE YOU MORE
    ______________

    KIMMY NO I love you more GF

  • Emely :)

    :DDDDDDDD<33333333

  • anonymous

    I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.–WHY?SHE WOULD HAVE MADE A ROCKEN WEDDING DRESS!
    ——————
    lmao im sorry but noo….:(—miley has stlye MAX AND WALMART THINK SO!

  • jerseygirl

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:07 pm
    Anonymous said:

    jerseygirl said:

    Oh – hey now. James Franco is hosting SNL tonite.:)

    ——-

    NO WAY! what channel is it again?
    ———————-
    It’s NBC. By me,it’s channel 7.

  • elieaa

    Jerseygirl, Eneyi, Alliegator, Kimmy, TooLegittoQuit, LaurenJ, & anyone else i’m missing

    Hey!!!! epic post??? I think so.

  • Kourtney

    YouBelongWithMe said:
    I have a stupid question to ask:
    Why do women tend to put their hand on their boyfriends/husbands stomach when taking a picture? Is that like to show that you are engaged or something?
    ****
    I think its just a way to appear close while taking a picture. I know everyone has a prom picture doing that.

  • Anonymous

    oceanup should not let people post comments because this is not about niley who cares that was 2 yrs ago, this is about kevin and danielle and there speical day! not anybody else’s. and kevin and danielle are in love so what if there young? they love eachother.

  • iFly…JJ

    James Franco is FINE

  • Anonymous

    Emilicious said:

    I could fight seek revenge but that’s not who I am no I am not givin in I will rise above!

    Ahhhh I freakin love Jojo! ahahaha
    ___________________________________-

    I’m gonna keep walking
    Though it may seem far
    I’m gonna keep reaching
    When life gets too hard
    Not gonna let you bring me down
    I’ll take the high road

    <3 JOJO

  • jerseygirl

    coffeecoffeecoffee
    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:55 pm
    coffeecoffeecoffee said:

    jerseygirl said:

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:50 pm
    coffeecoffeecoffee said:

    jerseygirl said:

    WHERE IS CHUCKNORRIS?
    ________________________________

    Chuck doesn’t really like coming on here anymore.
    —————-
    Poo. I’m taking that personally.

    I miss her/him.
    _______________________________

    Well then you can talk to Chuck on twitter.

    She responses on there. And talks to us
    ——————-
    R u really going to make me post my twitter? Just so I can stay in touch with people I like here?

  • Mikki Raee

    Coach Carr said:

    They shouldn’t have sex, because Danielle will get pregnant and die. They shouldn’t have sex in the missionary position, or standing up. They just shouldn’t do it, Okay?
    ———-
    now everybody take some rubbers.

    hahahha, i loveee mean girls.

  • Anonymous

    I know I’m late to the party, but Taylor must hate Demi now, or she will.

  • alliegator.

    no shit. jerseygirl…holy moly.
    how are you, girl?

  • Anonymous

    demi is in texas

  • Emilicious

    hahaha, I was just talking to my mom about “high on life” she didn’t get what it meant lol. I wish I could play guitar, I love it. But I play like 2 songs on piano lol. I write best in my room.. door locked at 2-5 in the morning lol.

    Hahaha Yeah I do that too! Ahh I wish I had a piano. I have a keyboard that is like 10 years old hahaha Yeah my brother got me a guitar last Christmas and finally started teaching myself by late May. hahaha My first song was S.O.S!

  • Tashahahaha

    “Hopped out the church in NYC, with my new wife and wedding ring.
    Welcome to the land of fame and sex, is it gonna fit in?
    Jumped on the bed here I am for the first time look to my right and see the countdown sign,
    this is all so crazy, where do I even shove this?
    Her tummys turning, I think she may be pregnant, too much pressure and I’m nervous,
    cos when Danni dropped her fave panties I slipped the condom on, slipped the condom on, I slipped the condom on!”

    LOL. Gah killll meee nooow.
    ————-
    hahahha, thank you for making my night :D

    LOL. I even made my own night.
    Seriously I hope we see some footage of them just even dancing to anything, I don’t need to see wedding pics or cake pics or speeches just them getting low to ‘Sexy chick’

  • iFly…JJ

    WhooooHOOOO JerseyGirl is in the house:D

  • Anonymous

    wtf would Kevin get married when miley and nick broke up. Of course they did this so Miley wouldn’t show up. FUCKING ASSHOLES!! W/O mILEY there would be no JoBros, spoiled bitch!!

  • Emilicious

    lauren said:
    WOW. this couple is a complete joke to me. i hope kevin gets cancer in his dick and rots in hell. they make marriage look silly. fuck these completely idiotic people. i give them 6 months before he realizes what a horse face she is and is in a stripper scandal.

    I hope you get cancer in your dick! GO AWAY!

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I dont know. Maybe its just so they have somewhere to put there hand? idk lol.
    —–
    Thank you I was just wondering

  • Brittney

    ahahahhahahaha yepppp

  • Anonymous

    MarieT19

    OK THAT SONG IS OVER :) I CANT FIGURE OUT WAT THIS NEW SONG IS..? I ONLY HEAR PEOPLE SCREAMING LOL

  • Mandy88

    Jerseygirl, this post has been sucking almost from the start

  • Mikki Raee

    Anonymous said:

    brennan: “if you were a chick, who’s the one guy you would sleep with?”
    both: “john stamos”
    dale: what?!
    Brennan: “did we just become best friends?:
    dale: yep.
    ———-
    “What’s your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masterbate to?”
    Both: “Good housekeeping!
    ——
    Brennan Huff: “Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?”
    Derek: “What?”
    Brennan Huff: “If you lick my butt hole”
    ————
    “Your voice is like a combination of fergie and jesus!”
    —–
    Brennan Huff: “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home”
    ——
    Brennan: THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT.
    ———-
    Brennan: “Holy Santa Claus Shit!”
    ————
    “Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?!”
    “I mean it would give us so much more room for activities!”
    ——
    Brennan: “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!”
    ———-
    “I t-bagged your drumset!”

  • w

    OMG I remember that story it was in that Niley engagement post lol. Man, where did she go? She was hilarious.

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    Jerseygirl

    I believe we talked once about Joe and naked photos, I don’t know but I saw this video and thought of you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRUoBF1afP4

  • Anonymous

    NEEDS MORE JONAS SECRETS

    http://bit.ly/8E94wC

    lol at the crazy girls.

    I bet half of them are crawling this website right now

  • Anonymous

    ahahahahaaa agreed! this isnt about stupid miley cyrus! this is about the wonderful KEVIN JONAS AND HIS LOVELY WIFE DANIELE JONAS

    _____

    Hey, we know you wanna congragulate them and all..but NO need to bash miley.
    You can congragulate your jonai without mentioning others,kay?

  • CornPopsGirl

    LMFAO. allison was legit the best! anyone still talk to her? and dude hey! yeah ive been busy with school and friends! how you been?

  • Anonymous

    I don not want to think about the other 2 getting married…god damn it, jb boys can make a fan so fucking sad…

  • Eneyi

    Anonymous said:
    i say we all get drunk and dance to the songs that there dancing to at the wedding. We can pretend were all there!!!

    haha totally kidding
    ———-
    Haha I’m totally up for that :P

  • cheskasg

    niley vs nelena

  • ssexybeast

    What explosion?

    There was an explosion!?
    COOL.


    Unless it was a bomb.

    Then not cool.

    Those things are scary :S

  • iFly…JJ

    OMG – James FRanco making out with grandpa.

    _________-

    I know,I almost fell off my couch when I saw that:D

  • itsme

    Dude, I wish. I’d love to be there when Joe gets drunk..if he does. A drunk Joe= a fun Joe. Plus it’d be easier for me to take advantage of him ;)

  • Anonymous

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——–
    “Your face smells like peppermint!”
    ——-
    “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
    ————
    Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
    ————-
    “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
    ———
    Cady, she’s not pretty. I know that sounds bad but the spring fling queen is always pretty. And the funny thing is, it should be karen but everyone forgets about her cause she’s such a slut.
    —–
    “Cady, this is your night. Don’t let the hataz stop you from doin’ ya thang!”

  • Anonymous

    Mikki Raee said:

    Anonymous said:

    more step brothers quotes:

    ‘WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?’

    ‘but dadddd.. its shark week!’

    brennan: oh someone got some air! snap!
    dale: still hate you.
    brennan: still hate you.
    ——-
    “I manage a baseball team.”
    “Oh, little league?”
    “Fantasy league.”

    ——–

    ‘whats in the oven?’
    ‘couch pillows.’

  • heybrittanyxo

    do you guys remember Jay does he still come on ?

  • LAURENJ-

    Eneyi

    NO GF I love you more and more and more and more…

  • Anonymus

    MarieT19

    They are playing Mileys 7 Things now?

    if jackies in charge of the wedding then yeah

  • ImNotAnnoying

    I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.–WHY?SHE WOULD HAVE MADE A ROCKEN WEDDING DRESS!
    ——————
    lmao im sorry but noo….:(—miley has stlye MAX AND WALMART THINK SO!
    ———————–
    I love miley but the dresses she has been wearing make me think. lol .

  • Emilicious

    Survey!
    What are your favorite hobbies and passions?

  • DemiandMileyPones

    t figures the night we’re all on kevin is already uhmm…busy.

    lmfao.
    dang it.
    who remembers “K”.
    oh man, i love summer OU.

    ______

    Yes! I remember CornPops and TooLegitTooQuit was in there.

  • DemiandMileyPones
  • Anonymous

    YAY KEVY!!!!! :D

  • Anonymous

    miley could have gone if she wanted i guess cause the london is 5 hours ahead. when she finished her concert it was only like 5 o clock in ny.

  • jerseygirl

    —–

    Ahhh shitty as a dick.
    Meh she’ll be on again, I just know it.
    & Thank you my love :)
    ——————-
    “shitty as a dick” – my most fave phrase on OU.

  • jerseygirl

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:32 pm
    iFly…JJ said:

    Is it just me or does JerseyGirl always have the best icons on OceanUP
    ——————-
    No, it’s not just you. I do. 0_0

    Wait ’til you see what I have next.

  • TooLegitToQuit

    LMAO. oh dude right? my comments to him weren’t that pretty either. Well, im glad we got what we had to say off our chest. I personally think that if he was pissed, he wouldnt have stayed on as long as he did. He seemed curious, well to me anyways.
    ——–
    oh my. remember i signed on like 12 minutes after he got off, and i was like HOLY SHIT, YOU YELLED AT KEVIN JONAS! hahaha; but then i totally backed the both of you.

    and people are like: “alliegator wouldn’t have gotten so upset.”

    HAHAHAH; good times.
    wait, bad times? because it took me a while till i got a reply from ANY type of anything…

    =======================

    hahahaha that was a good night.
    and he was trying to rationalize, and some of us we’re freaking on him, and then others were like trying to squeeze anything they could out of him!!!!

    and yeah, man out of time or whatever was nick :)

  • Eneyi

    Anonymous said:
    MarieT19

    OK THAT SONG IS OVER :) I CANT FIGURE OUT WAT THIS NEW SONG IS..? I ONLY HEAR PEOPLE SCREAMING LOL
    ——-
    Why must she type in all caps -_-

  • cheskasg

    <–nooo nelena vs niley yay

  • Mikki Raee

    jerseygirl said:

    Oh – hey now. James Franco is hosting SNL tonite.:)
    ——-
    Nauhhhh?! I loveee that guy!

  • Anonymous

    i actually like the saints more than the cowboys but the saints needed to lose since they were undefeated.

    im a vikings fan all the way!!! always have been always will be

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I think its just a way to appear close while taking a picture. I know everyone has a prom picture doing that.
    —–
    Thank you I was just wondering.

  • soccerchick

    Jersey Girl-

    You’re right, it does. I just got on.

  • jjean

    Hello, jersey, angela, ssexybeast, etc. Any OU news (besides the obvious) I should know about? Who is this marie person?

  • ssexybeast

    Welcome to my world…

    Lmao…your icon is so dreary btw..where is your Christmas spirit?

  • Anonymous

    alliegator. said:

    wow and i thought the other girl’s disses were bad. your cool.
    ——
    i know i’m cool.
    i’m the shit.
    too bad you cant say the same for yourself.

    ———–

    nah your an aids infested boring bitch

  • Emilicious

    Coach Carr said:

    They shouldn’t have sex, because Danielle will get pregnant and die. They shouldn’t have sex in the missionary position, or standing up. They just shouldn’t do it, Okay?


    hahahhaa “God Karen you’re so stupid!”
    Ahahaha Funniest movie!

  • Anonymous

    camilla is filming in mexico

  • iFly…JJ

    Angela.
    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:07 pm
    Angela. said:

    “All the girls steppin out for a public affair”.
    Miss Angela,you made my day:D
    _________________________________________________

    I’m so glad. :D
    -______________

    Lemme guess,Nick Chick right?

  • iFail2Much

    Yessss, or else we’ll have to settle for uh, selena or demi perhaps.
    I love tennissss and bowling but that’s pretty much it.
    And yes I will just through a cookie across the U.S.
    I have a pretty good arm sooooo….. ;)

    I Demi one would be okay…Idk what I would do in a Selena one though. lol
    And you can save it until I go visit you when we go to the Nick J concert ;)

  • Eneyi

    Anonymous said:
    alliegator. said:

    thank god. your arguments suck anyway
    ———-
    bitch, you should just step off.
    you suck at life.
    please, go have sex, or something.
    make your life purposeful.

    oh wait, refrain from sex.
    we dont want any more hateful bitches in the world like yourself.

    uhm…go, play with some logos or something.

    ————

    your a fucking piece of shit that should be raped and killed
    ——-
    Life. Get one. And back the fuck off alliegator. while you’re at it

  • Anonymous

    They shouldn’t have sex, because Danielle will get pregnant and die. They shouldn’t have sex in the missionary position, or standing up. They just shouldn’t do it, Okay?
    ———-
    now everybody take some rubbers.

    hahahha, i loveee mean girls.
    ———-

    oh my godd! mean girls is basically the best movie ever made! i know every line

    “you go glen cocoa”

  • ANONYMOUS

    if by rockin you mean slutty then yes she would have made a rockin dress—YOURE JUST JEALOUS!MILEYS A HIGH FASHIONED DESIGNER!

  • Anonymous

    brennan: “if you were a chick, who’s the one guy you would sleep with?”
    both: “john stamos”
    dale: what?!
    Brennan: “did we just become best friends?:
    dale: yep.
    ———-
    “What’s your favorite non-pornographic magazine to masterbate to?”
    Both: “Good housekeeping!
    ——
    Brennan Huff: “Hey Derek, you know what’s good for shoulder pain?”
    Derek: “What?”
    Brennan Huff: “If you lick my butt hole”
    ————
    “Your voice is like a combination of fergie and jesus!”
    —–
    Brennan Huff: “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home”
    ——
    Brennan: THIS WEDDING IS HORSE SHIT.
    ———-
    Brennan: “Holy Santa Claus Shit!”
    ————
    “Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?!”
    “I mean it would give us so much more room for activities!”
    ——
    Brennan: “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!”
    ———-
    “I t-bagged your drumset!”
    ——–
    Dale: “Okay, here’s the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!”

  • LAURENJ-

    jerseygirl said:

    laurenj – it’s freezing here and snow is in the air.

    What explosion?
    ________________

    YVONNE’s/kelly brains spluttered everywhere when they announced “YOU R NOW PRONNOUNCED HUSBAND & WIFE, Mr and Mrs Kevin Paul Jonas……LOL

  • mow.

    Ahhhh, I love your new icon, iFail2much.
    It’s so fucking cute.

  • Anonymous

    joeeee is singing alone!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    http://twitter.com/@MarieT19 THIS TWITTER IS A FAKE!! DO NOT FOLLOW~!

  • SOCCERCHICK

    sorry i mean **angela

  • Eneyi

    elieaa~

    Definitely epic post :)

  • Angela.

    DemiAndMileyPones – HAHAHAHAHAHA! I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT STORY!!!

  • Anonymous

    MarieT19

    OH! WAIT! JOE IS SINGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALONE! ..

  • iFly…JJ

    Im not a fat virgin cause I wear tampons,I cant help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-spread vagina.

  • NICOLE .

    Poo. I’m taking that personally.

    I miss her/him.

    ————————–

    Him. It’s definitely him. Which is why I am so confused atm. >.>

  • Anonymous

    HELL YEA!!!!

  • ImNotAnnoying

    niley vs nelena
    ———
    Don’t start.

  • Anonymous

    AVATAR

  • Kourtney

    badabababa said:
    iFail2Much & Kourtney-
    i love ya’lls icons!
    ********
    thanks! :)

  • jonasADDICTEDxo

    “Hopped out the church in NYC, with my new wife and wedding ring.
    Welcome to the land of fame and sex, is it gonna fit in?
    Jumped on the bed here I am for the first time look to my right and see the countdown sign,
    this is all so crazy, where do I even shove this?
    Her tummys turning, I think she may be pregnant, too much pressure and I’m nervous,
    cos when Danni dropped her fave panties I slipped the condom on, slipped the condom on, I slipped the condom on!”

    LOL. Gah killll meee nooow.
    ————-
    hahahha, thank you for making my night :D

    LOL. I even made my own night.
    Seriously I hope we see some footage of them just even dancing to anything, I don’t need to see wedding pics or cake pics or speeches just them getting low to ‘Sexy chick’

    —–
    Just reading that song was the best Hanukkah present I could ever ask for ! That was hysterical. No joke. Thank you for doing that =)

  • Anonymous

    http://twitter.com/vickymorales

    Camilla was apparently on set in Mexico today. Picture included. Not at Kevin’s wedding. This person is full of it and obviously starved for attention.

  • Anonymous

    1 DOWN, 3 TO GO!

  • Kpurity

    What’s with the sudden popout of people from old OU?
    :]

  • CornPopsGirl

    HAHAHAHA i remember that. And hey you may get a reply from “Them” one day. im pretty sure they still creep. Right Kevin?(; hahaha.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    MarieT19 said..
    ok! i asked her a bunch of questions.
    – danielles friend caught the bouque
    -sarah danced with joe :)
    – they are all dancing like crazy
    -yes, demi is there
    – joe, kevin,nick are NOT drinkin
    – paparazzi are trying to get in
    – joe is always around a girl, i dont know who she is..just a girl
    – frankie is dancing with mayra
    – courtney is NOT there :)
    – kevin is dancing like crazy :)
    -dani is wearing a smalled dress so she can dance
    -they are playing a bunch of songs
    – the fans are still outside

  • ssexybeast

    LMFAO. allison was legit the best! anyone still talk to her? and dude hey! yeah ive been busy with school and friends! how you been?

    She was HILARIOUS.

  • kimmy4444

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:59 pm
    LAURENJ- said:

    kimmy4444 said:

    LAURENJ- said:

    KIMMY444

    AND LOVE YOU 2
    =++++++=LOVE YOU MORE
    ______________

    KIMMY NO I love you more GF
    +++++++++=
    LJ IMPOSSIBLE I LOVE YOU MORE:)

  • Mikki Raee

    Hopped out the church in NYC, with my new wife and wedding ring.
    Welcome to the land of fame and sex, is it gonna fit in?
    Jumped on the bed here I am for the first time look to my right and see the countdown sign,
    this is all so crazy, where do I even shove this?
    Her tummys turning, I think she may be pregnant, too much pressure and I’m nervous,
    cos when Danni dropped her fave panties I slipped the condom on, slipped the condom on, I slipped the condom on!”

    LOL. Gah killll meee nooow.
    ————-
    hahahha, thank you for making my night :D

    LOL. I even made my own night.
    Seriously I hope we see some footage of them just even dancing to anything, I don’t need to see wedding pics or cake pics or speeches just them getting low to ‘Sexy chick’
    ———-
    ahahah, i know. i showed my mom your little remix too hahah. she almost died laughing. your icon is amazinggg by the way.

  • Anonymous

    miley could have gone if she wanted i guess cause the london is 5 hours ahead. when she finished her concert it was only like 5 o clock in ny. — lol And she has another concert the next day! SO FAIL!

  • LAURENJ-

    TO ALL MY JONAS SISTERS….

    how R U all today????
    i for one am feeling very sad but very happy for Kanielle and wish them every happiness in the world because they both truly deserve it and more…..

    so much for camilla being there…LOL she is still on set for her film….

    demi was seen leaving LAX for dallas texas with her sister dallas…..

    so therefor a peaceful wedding for kanielle…..

    who is still on???

  • TooLegitToQuit

    Jerseygirl, Eneyi, Alliegator, Kimmy, TooLegittoQuit, LaurenJ, & anyone else i’m missing

    Hey!!!! epic post??? I think so.

    ===============

    hahaha yeppp!! all the OceanUp vets are back in action for the night! lol gotta celebrate this momentous occasion lmao :P

  • alliegator.

    your a fucking piece of shit that should be raped and killed
    ——–
    WOW. THAT WAS LIKE A TOTAL D- COMEBACK, if that.
    better luck next time.

  • w

    camilla wasnt there. a girl tweeted a picture of her and camilla from the set today and she was camilla’s stand in yesterday http://twitter.com/vickymorales

    ——-

    I think Ameila was Joe’s date honestly.
    Or maybe it was another girl, who knows.

    He might have just went stagg.
    ——————-
    Did people think she was his date because of that “sighting” in NY?
    Someone posted a pic yesterday that proved she was Mexico.

  • Anonymous

    wasnt camilla on her movie set earlier ??? I dont know and who cares that s kevin s day

  • kimmy4444

    heybrittanyxo said:

    do you guys remember Jay does he still come on ?

    sadly no:( i miss his epic comments

  • jjean

    too…many…comments!

  • Anonymous

    MarieT19 said..
    ok! i asked her a bunch of questions.
    – danielles friend caught the bouque
    -sarah danced with joe :)
    – they are all dancing like crazy
    -yes, demi is there
    – joe, kevin,nick are NOT drinkin
    – paparazzi are trying to get in
    – joe is always around a girl, i dont know who she is..just a girl
    – frankie is dancing with mayra
    – courtney is NOT there :)
    – kevin is dancing like crazy :)
    -dani is wearing a smalled dress so she can dance
    -they are playing a bunch of songs
    – the fans are still outside

  • KayTej

    WOOOOOO HAPPY SEX DAY KEVIN :D

  • AAC

    elieaa said:

    Jerseygirl, Eneyi, Alliegator, Kimmy, TooLegittoQuit, LaurenJ, & anyone else i’m missing

    Hey!!!! epic post??? I think so.
    ____________

    I’m thinking your missing someone there elieaa.

    *Clears throat*
    *Points to self*

  • Anonymous

    when nick gets married i think i may be heartbroken unless its with me

  • gabizinha

    guys this girl @MarieT19 is tweeting about the weedding party!she said that Joe was griding some girl!!!

  • cheskasg

    bayyy

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    R u really going to make me post my twitter? Just so I can stay in touch with people I like here?
    _________________________________________

    No.

    Though it would be weird. You never know who is creeping on here.

  • Anonymous

    Danielle Jonas? That’s cute ;)

  • tv14dl

    Just like what i said earlier on the other post.
    Courtney is not there :) now jackie you can shut up

  • ssexybeast

    Hello, jersey, angela, ssexybeast, etc. Any OU news (besides the obvious) I should know about? Who is this marie person?

    Hey,how are you?
    And she’s some insider.
    WE all know how that always turns out lol

  • iFly…JJ

    lauren
    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:32 pm
    lauren said:

    WOW. this couple is a complete joke to me. i hope kevin gets cancer in his dick and rots in hell. they make marriage look silly. fuck these completely idiotic people. i give them 6 months before he realizes what a horse face she is and is in a stripper scandal.
    —-
    FUCK YOU!


    fuck me? fuck YOU. you know im right. Kevin is such a queer, and is a joke to society.
    —–
    Dude,I know they probably hit you at home and stuff,but Kevin Jonas is not a joke,so go bitch some where else.Keep your opinion to yourself cause nobody wants to hear it.You have serious issues if you think he should get cancer on his penis and rot in hell.Im not asking you to like him.P.S.Marriage is not about how young,old tall or short you are,its about LOVE,marriage is a union of love.And dont hate on them cause you dont have somebody.

  • iFail2Much

    iFail2Much & Kourtney-
    i love ya’lls icons!

    Thank you.

  • Joes Yogurt

    Yes, ‘7 things’ was Kevin and Danielle’s first dance because the Jonas Brothers’ world revolves around her…according the many Miley stans on this dumbass website.

  • Anonymous

    http://twitter.com/@MarieT19 THIS TWITTER IS A FAKE!! DO NOT FOLLOW~!

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Im back…I decided to come back..

  • Anonymous

    ARG-ima Piratian, who is kissing on ur avatar? Is that Selena and Nick? :P
    -

  • lauren

    wow and i thought the other girl’s disses were bad. your cool.
    ——
    i know i’m cool.
    i’m the shit.
    too bad you cant say the same for yourself.


    yeah you are. i mean not only do you have a oceanup username it’s called ALLIEGATER. holy shit. and you have “friends” on oceanup who like to make fun of kids being hit at home.
    right, your life is not only a joke but a travesty that someone would say something as ignorant as children getting hit just to defend a jonas brother.

  • itsme

    OK everyone….
    Grab some beers and crank “get low” and “sexy bitch” now we’re at the wedding. lmao.

  • anonymous

    love miley but the dresses she has been wearing make me think. lol .—-ALL MILEY CLOTHES ARE HIGH FASHION!

  • Emilicious

    Worlds are spinnin around
    There’s no time for slowing down
    So won’t you take a breath, just take a breath

  • Angela.

    And I feel weird calling her Chuck. I feel like I should be calling her by her real name.
    _________________________________________________

    I still wanna call her Chuck but I got her real name stuck in my head every time we talk about her here. ;]

  • jerseygirl

    Love you too, laurenj!

  • iFly…JJ

    “Hopped out the church in NYC, with my new wife and wedding ring.
    Welcome to the land of fame and sex, is it gonna fit in?
    Jumped on the bed here I am for the first time look to my right and see the countdown sign,
    this is all so crazy, where do I even shove this?
    Her tummys turning, I think she may be pregnant, too much pressure and I’m nervous,
    cos when Danni dropped her fave panties I slipped the condom on, slipped the condom on, I slipped the condom on!”

    ———

    “So I put my —- in she seems to enjoy,the butterflies fly away.She’s nodding her head like yeah,and moving her hips like yes.”

  • Mikki Raee

    Mrs. Norbury what are you doing here?
    Oh nothing Im just hanging out here with my boyfriend (points to homeless guy)
    ———–
    Alyssa, i’m sorry i called you a gap-toothed bitch. it’s not your fault your so gap-toothed
    ———-
    I dont hate you cause your a bitch,youre a bitch because I hate you.
    ———–
    “What’s up?”
    “Can I help you?”
    “You puerto rican?”
    “Lebanese..”
    “I feel that.”

  • iFly…JJ

    Hello, jersey, angela, ssexybeast, etc. Any OU news (besides the obvious) I should know about? Who is this marie person?
    _________–
    this chick whose pretending to hear whats going on at the wedding.

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    Kpurity said:

    What’s with the sudden popout of people from old OU?
    _________________________________________

    Hey, KP.

  • kimmy4444

    when nick gets married i think i may be heartbroken unless its with me+++++++dont worry well send you an invite:)

  • Anonymous

    joe is singing “i only see you” by benton paul.

    whatta cutie

  • Anonymous

    i want to know what song nick is dancing to RIGHT NOW.

  • Angela.

    Yo, woman. I’m at the wedding reception!

    That’s why I’m so mad at this Marie chick on Twitter. Joe is not grinding. He’s slow-dancing with me.
    __________________________________________________

    Was that you?! The girl with the really short strapless dress? That would explain it…
    Well, there goes my worries.
    Nick and I are at our table. He’s too embarrassed to dance. We’re enjoying our cake as we speak. x]

    When are you guys leaving?

  • LAURENJ-

    ssexybeast said:

    What explosion?

    There was an explosion!?
    COOL.

    Unless it was a bomb.

    Then not cool.

    Those things are scary :S
    ____________

    Yvonne’s head exploded when Kanielle were annouced “Husband & Wife”….LOL

  • cheskasg

    10123

  • jerseygirl

    alliegator – I’m real good! How the hell are you? We have missed you here.

    And oh lord, I’m watching the news – total blizzard conditions in NY.

  • iFly…JJ

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    your a fucking piece of shit that should be raped and killed
    —–
    Wow that is the most stupidest thing I heard in my life.
    ______
    sounds like something my little cousin would say.

  • Anonymous

    Congratulations! Im soo happy for you Kevin and I hope you the best!!!!

  • soccerchick

    Ahhh shitty as a dick.
    Meh she’ll be on again, I just know it.
    & Thank you my love :)
    ——————-
    “shitty as a dick” – my most fave phrase on OU
    —–
    LOL. It doesn’t even make sense!?

  • ssexybeast

    LAURENJ-OMG I forgot about her! I wonder how she is reacting to the wedding.Would NOT want to be her parents right now.

  • elieaa

    alliegator. said:

    thank god. your arguments suck anyway
    ———-
    bitch, you should just step off.
    you suck at life.
    please, go have sex, or something.
    make your life purposeful.

    oh wait, refrain from sex.
    we dont want any more hateful bitches in the world like yourself.

    uhm…go, play with some logos or something.

    ————

    your a fucking piece of shit that should be raped and killed

    ————————–

    Anonymous STFU and GTFO. Don’t go talking shit about anyone and DON’T go wishing death or rape on anyone. It’s a horrible thing to begin with and can seriously screw up someone’s life. I experienced rape and I was messed up afterwards so please stop and get some serious help.

    And btw, Allie is a wonderful person so back the fuck off.

  • Anonymous

    awww, im happy for themm :)

    we all know what they’ll be doing tonight…

    heh. :)

  • Anonymous

    if by rockin you mean slutty then yes she would have made a rockin dress—YOURE JUST JEALOUS!MILEYS A HIGH FASHIONED DESIGNER!
    —–
    high fashion? she sells her clothes at walmart

  • Mikki Raee

    Anonymous said:

    Mikki Raee said:

    Anonymous said:

    more step brothers quotes:

    ‘WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?’

    ‘but dadddd.. its shark week!’

    brennan: oh someone got some air! snap!
    dale: still hate you.
    brennan: still hate you.
    ——-
    “I manage a baseball team.”
    “Oh, little league?”
    “Fantasy league.”

    ——–

    ‘whats in the oven?’
    ‘couch pillows.’
    ————
    “Martha stewart, oprah, your wife. You gotta fuck one, kill one, and marry one. Who do you pick?”

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    Welcome to my world…

    *Looks around* It’s a pretty beautiful place here, but very lonely.

  • Angela.

    Well then you can talk to Chuck on twitter.

    She responses on there. And talks to us
    ——————-
    R u really going to make me post my twitter? Just so I can stay in touch with people I like here?
    ________________________________________________

    GOD, NO!

    We made a fake twitter. It took some time but we really want you joining our “twitter gang.” x]

  • Agnes

    Congratulations! Congratulations! Im soo happy for you Kevin and I hope you the best!!!!

  • Anonymous

    NP PHONES OR CAMERA WERE ALLOWED THE TWITTER IS A FAKE!

  • ssexybeast

    she said that Joe was griding some girl!!!

    He was what?
    I HOPE she’s lying!

  • ET

    I first came on here late 08 and I didn’t comment much.. In the summer I just watched the comments and sometimes commented as Anonymous.. But people were hilarious I miss it so fucking much. Late night Oceanup were the best.

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    LAURENJ- said:

    COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE

    hey there Gf…what r we drinking today???

    _________________________________________

    Hey, LJ.

    I am drinking hot chocolate at the moment.

  • Anonymous

    Dude, I wish. I’d love to be there when Joe gets drunk..if he does. A drunk Joe= a fun Joe. Plus it’d be easier for me to take advantage of him ;)
    ——
    you get joe drunk- ive got nick and we can take advantage of both of them

  • Anonymous

    miley could have gone if she wanted i guess cause the london is 5 hours ahead. when she finished her concert it was only like 5 o clock in ny

    ______________________________________

    SO after a tiring concert, she should travel to another continent for a few hours and come back.

    real smart.

  • Smiley Face

    A tweeter who supposedly has a friend who is at the wedding right now.

  • kimmy4444

    AAC said:

    elieaa said:

    Jerseygirl, Eneyi, Alliegator, Kimmy, TooLegittoQuit, LaurenJ, & anyone else i’m missing

    Hey!!!! epic post??? I think so.
    ____________

    I’m thinking your missing someone there elieaa.

    *Clears throat*
    *Points to self*
    ++++++++=no i think shes got it right!jk

  • AAC

    There are too many comments going by too fast. I can’t keep up anymore.

  • Anonymous

    Congratulations to Kevin and Danielle Jonas! :)

  • Gemini

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——–
    “Your face smells like peppermint!”
    ——-
    “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
    ————
    Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
    ————-
    “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
    ———
    Cady, she’s not pretty. I know that sounds bad but the spring fling queen is always pretty. And the funny thing is, it should be karen but everyone forgets about her cause she’s such a slut.
    —–
    “Cady, this is your night. Don’t let the hataz stop you from doin’ ya thang!”
    ——
    I’d rather see you out there shakin’ that thang

  • CornPopsGirl

    Yo, how’s my fellow oceanUppers doing? :)

  • Eneyi

    Hey KPurity

  • Eneyi

    Aaaaand I’m pretty sure I found the Man Out Of Time Post.

    Enjoy :)

    http://oceanup.com/2009/08/jonas-brothers-tickets-too-expensive.html

  • BornToBeMrsJonas

    Garbo is drunk– Now the news please ;P

  • Anonymous

    http://twitter.com/@MarieT19 THIS TWITTER IS A FAKE!! DO NOT FOLLOW~!!

  • Anonymous

    GossipFaSho

    People are delusional! Hell no Camilla Belle is not at the wedding! As if they’d ever invite her after everything. Crazy ppl!
    less than 20 seconds ago from web

  • w

    ARG-ima Piratian, who is kissing on ur avatar? Is that Selena and Nick? :P
    ————–
    Kevin and Danielle.

  • iFail2Much

    Ahhhh, I love your new icon, iFail2much.
    It’s so fucking cute.

    My Demi icon?

  • Mikki Raee

    They shouldn’t have sex, because Danielle will get pregnant and die. They shouldn’t have sex in the missionary position, or standing up. They just shouldn’t do it, Okay?
    ———-
    now everybody take some rubbers.

    hahahha, i loveee mean girls.
    ———-

    oh my godd! mean girls is basically the best movie ever made! i know every line

    “you go glen cocoa”
    ———
    hahah,

    “you love him and he totally complimented you. that is SO fetch!”

  • Anonymous

    yeah she has a concert the next day but at night. enough time to fly back.

  • Kourtney

    ssexybeast said:
    I’m fine..just saw the wedding pictures.
    All the boys looked like a big bowl of HOT with an extra side of gorgeous!

    How are you?
    *******
    pictures??? what!?

  • Anonymous

    nick: wow, she looks beautiful.
    joe: yeah, she does.
    kevin: why are you getting married before me again?
    nick: im competetive, remember?
    kevin: oh, right.
    preist: *says all the wedding stuff* if anyone objects, please say so now.
    random teenie: I OBJECT

    hahahahah
    Nick part is so funny.

    Am competitive.
    Miley is very competitive too.

  • badababababa

    these mean girl quotes are hilarious. i forgot how funny that movie was.
    but you know what movie is just so quotable? STEP BRUDDAS.

    ‘thats funny i remember when i had my first beer!’

  • mow.

    “shitty as a dick” – my most fave phrase on OU.

    —–

    AHAHAHA! i’m honored to have made up that phrase to deserve such a title.

  • iFly…JJ

    s it just me or does JerseyGirl always have the best icons on OceanUP
    ——————-
    No, it’s not just you. I do. 0_0

    Wait ’til you see what I have next.
    ————
    Joe in a santa hat?

  • Anonymous

    nick: wow, she looks beautiful.
    joe: yeah, she does.
    kevin: why are you getting married before me again?
    nick: im competetive, remember?
    kevin: oh, right.
    preist: *says all the wedding stuff* if anyone objects, please say so now.
    random teenie: I OBJECT

    hahahahah
    Nick part is so funny.

    Am competitive.
    Miley is very competitive too.

  • Tashahahaha

    ahahah, i know. i showed my mom your little remix too hahah. she almost died laughing. your icon is amazinggg by the way.

    Aha glad she liked it :)
    And thankyou..gotta get in the festive spirit ‘ay?

  • Mercedes

    FYI:
    never use ‘perfect‘ when talking about people in a relationship…you’re just asking for trouble…

  • ssexybeast

    Im back…I decided to come back..

    Shalom.

  • ssexybeast

    Yvonne’s head exploded when Kanielle were annouced “Husband & Wife”….LOL

    *shudders*EVER SCARIER.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Grr.. leaving! BYE! :)

  • w

    What will Kevin do with that purity ring?

  • Anonymous

    courtney is NOT THERE!

  • Anonymous

    GossipFaSho

    EVERYONE RETWEET THIS. @MarieT19 IS LYING! I PROMISE YOU. STOP BEING SO GULLIBLE PEOPLE!
    15 minutes ago from web
    Retweeted by you and 38 others

  • iFail2Much

    I’m fine..just saw the wedding pictures.
    All the boys looked like a big bowl of HOT with an extra side of gorgeous!

    How are you?

    Really?
    And I bet so. When don’t they?! lol

    And I am so bored. Spending my saturday night in Oceanup. But I am happy right now there aren’t any trolls right here and everyone’s in armony :)

  • Anonymous

    nick: wow, she looks beautiful.
    joe: yeah, she does.
    kevin: why are you getting married before me again?
    nick: im competetive, remember?
    kevin: oh, right.
    preist: *says all the wedding stuff* if anyone objects, please say so now.
    random teenie: I OBJECT

    hahahahah
    Nick part is so funny.

    Am competitive.
    Miley is very competitive too.

  • iFly…JJ

    MarieT19

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1GAGxIV9OI THATS THE SONG HE IS SINGING!!!!!! :) SOOOOOO CUTEE 2 minutes ago from web

    OH! WAIT! JOE IS SINGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALONE

    OH, SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME THATS HIS FAVORITE SONG? WELL NOW THAT MAKES SENCE :)

    OK! IM SORRY BUT IM DYING IN TEARS RIGHT NOW! IM HEARING JOE SINGING THIS OSNG LIVEEEEE!!

    retweet @patriciadcs @MarieT19 lucky:D

    hes singing i only see you by benton paul.

  • iFly…JJ

    so Camilla Belle is suppossedly at the wedding,huh?

    Bullshit!

    Yeah and let me guess,Taylor Swift is also there and she brought Taylor and Selena with her,right?
    ——————
    oh..you did not hear Miley stopped in the middle of her concert to attend the wedding party?
    ——-
    Yeah Russell Brand is also there.

  • CornPopsGirl

    HAHAHA we’ve all been busy and it’s about time OU has another epic post(:

  • Anonymous

    how come im just now seeing that No Air duet between Jordin & Joe?

    a. fucking. dorable.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    i say we all get drunk and dance to the songs that there dancing to at the wedding. We can pretend were all there!!!

    haha totally kidding
    ———-
    Haha I’m totally up for that :P
    ———
    anyone else taking part in the festivities?
    lol

  • iFly…JJ

    so Camilla Belle is suppossedly at the wedding,huh?

    Bullshit!

    Yeah and let me guess,Taylor Swift is also there and she brought Taylor and Selena with her,right?
    ——————
    oh..you did not hear Miley stopped in the middle of her concert to attend the wedding party?
    ——-
    Yeah Russell Brand is also there.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Ssexybeast

    Whats going on girl?

  • Anonymous

    Was Courtney at the wedding?

    She was in NY

    1 minute Ago So was she at the wedding?

    I ONLY know she was in NYC. But I believe she was at the wedding, I just can’t confirm it

    52 seconds ago

  • Anonymous

    Poo. I’m taking that personally.

    I miss her/him.

    ————————–

    Him. It’s definitely him. Which is why I am so confused atm. >.>

    ——-

    It’s not Nick Jonas.
    Just..in case that’s what you guys were thinking.

  • Anonymous

    joe is singing “i only see you” by benton paul.

    whatta cutie

    ———

    lol why is he singing that song?
    That’s the most depressing/emo thing I’ve ever heard.

    Paris is a good song though.

  • alyshamarie

    aweeee. im SO HAPPY for them.
    they look totally and completly in LOVE :)

  • ssexybeast

    Yo, how’s my fellow oceanUppers doing? :)

    OMG IT’S YOU!!!!!
    Legend. lol

  • c

    whos yvonne
    whos jackie
    whos mimi?

  • Anonymous

    lets make sure joe singing alone is a bigger deal then kenielle getting married. whatev

  • Anonymous

    SO after a tiring concert, she should travel to another continent for a few hours and come back.

    real smart. —– AND HAVE A CONCERT THE NEXT DAY! NO WAY!

  • iFly…JJ

    guys this girl @MarieT19 is tweeting about the weedding party!she said that Joe was griding some girl!!!
    ———–
    you came in late!

  • LAURENJ-

    AAC

    it truly is and we have just begun the celebration…..how r u today??? glad to have you on board…

  • AnoyMost

    Anonymous said:

    joe is singing “i only see you” by benton paul.

    whatta cutie
    ______________
    are you going to their wedding? please someone who’s going to their party tell me how is it like

  • rt

    wtf would Kevin get married when miley and nick broke up. Of course they did this so Miley wouldn’t show up. FUCKING ASSHOLES!! W/O mILEY there would be no JoBros, spoiled bitch!!

    get over it

  • TooLegitToQuit

    demi is in texas

    ===========

    NOOOO. demi is not in texas. she’s in NYC at the wedding…..her and joe were just dancing

  • CornPopsGirl

    Yo! the idiots who are trying to mess with alliegator? Yeah, just back off. Trust me, her words will cut you. she’s the shit. end of story.

  • Tashahahaha

    “Hopped out the church in NYC, with my new wife and wedding ring.
    Welcome to the land of fame and sex, is it gonna fit in?
    Jumped on the bed here I am for the first time look to my right and see the countdown sign,
    this is all so crazy, where do I even shove this?
    Her tummys turning, I think she may be pregnant, too much pressure and I’m nervous,
    cos when Danni dropped her fave panties I slipped the condom on, slipped the condom on, I slipped the condom on!”

    ———

    “So I put my —- in she seems to enjoy,the butterflies fly away.She’s nodding her head like yeah,and moving her hips like yes.”

    Ha yes, I was gonna go even cruder, but decided against it lol.
    “Yea yeha yeah, Its a party in Danis vay..”

  • jerseygirl

    OMG – don’t put the pressure on me to save this post.

    I’m so happy for Kevin and Danielle. Hope the blizzard kept the freaks away.

    I want to see Joe in a tux pix. :D

  • jerseygirl

    Hello jjean! Who is that in your icon?

  • jerseygirl

    oh and random but one of my friends asked me to go to a jonas concert with her this summer or whenever their next tour is. my first one!!! I’m excited :)
    ——————–
    Woot! Your first Jonas concert!!!!! You’ll love it! And seriously, that’s not my unbiased opinion. They are really, really good live.

  • kimmy4444

    when nick gets married i think i may be heartbroken unless its with me

    i actually hope he ends up with some random girl he might meet in collage

  • iFly…JJ

    # MarieT19

    AND I HAVE TO PUT MY EAR RLLY CLOSE TO THE FONE TO HEAR JOE SINGING, BUT ON SPEAKER ALL YOU HEAR ARE PPL .. SORRY :( 1 minute ago from web

    * Reply
    * Retweet

    # Marie (: MarieT19

    I TRIED RECORDING IT! BUT I CANT IF I PUT MY FONE ON SPEAKER U ONLY HEAR PPL TALKING, I CAN HEAR IT CAUSE I HAV THE FONE WITH ME

  • Anonymous

    im not mad at miley for not going or trying to say that she shouldvt went. i was just pointing out time differences.damn.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Im back…I decided to come back..

    Shalom.

    Shalom. What goes on?

  • Anonymous

    who here is a minnesota vikings fan?

    *raises hand* hell yeah all the way!

  • alliegator.

    nah your an aids infested boring bitch
    —————–
    oooooooh. that was FIERCE. hahahahah.
    hahahah;
    how bout this slut face hoe,
    you, and your gapped tooth bitch of a face, get the hell out. your comebacks are invalid, your life sucks, and you…well…good luck.

  • itsme

    Anonymous said:

    Dude, I wish. I’d love to be there when Joe gets drunk..if he does. A drunk Joe= a fun Joe. Plus it’d be easier for me to take advantage of him ;)
    ——
    you get joe drunk- ive got nick and we can take advantage of both of them
    ———
    hell yeah. But can we take turns with them? I kinda want some of Nick too.

  • ANONYMOUS

    high fashion? she sells her clothes at walmart—THERE AFFORDABLE!Miley Cyrus and Max Azria Team Up for an Affordable Clothing Line for Walmart

    courtesy of Max Azria

    When Miley Cyrus took to her Twitter page to announce that she “wanted to let yall know i am making a hugggeee announcement at 7 am tomorrow. cant wait for yall to hear the news,” we thought it would be about her upcoming world tour. It turns out that the teen superstar is joining forces with fashion great Max Azria, the mastermind behind BCBG and Herve Leger, to design an affordable line for Walmart. Many of the Miley Cyrus and Max Azria looks are inspired by Miley’s rock-and-roll roots. Pieces will include tops, pants, graphic tees, shoes and accessories, all priced under $20! “I love creating looks that are all about personal expression and individuality,” said Cyrus. “Collaborating with Max Azria has been an amazing experience, and I’m really excited about launching this line with Walmart. There’s even more to come!” She’s even her best model! But don’t run to the store quite yet — Miley Cyrus & Max Azria will not hit Walmart stores until early August Tell us: Will you buy Miley Cyrus & Max Azria’s collection?

  • Angela.

    Is it just me or does JerseyGirl always have the best icons on OceanUP
    ——————-
    No, it’s not just you. I do. 0_0

    Wait ’til you see what I have next.
    ___________________________________________

    You liar! x]

  • Bonnagirl11

    @ Dangerpears ok then……………..your probaly right

  • Anonymous

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——–
    “Your face smells like peppermint!”
    ——-
    “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
    ————
    Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
    ————-
    “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
    ———
    Cady, she’s not pretty. I know that sounds bad but the spring fling queen is always pretty. And the funny thing is, it should be karen but everyone forgets about her cause she’s such a slut.
    —–
    “Cady, this is your night. Don’t let the hataz stop you from doin’ ya thang!”
    ——
    I’d rather see you out there shakin’ that thang
    ——-
    “Grool… I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.”

  • Anonymous

    AGAIN, Camilla is not there! stop freaking out people! LOL

    -MarieT19

  • elieaa

    Jerseygirl, Eneyi, Alliegator, Kimmy, TooLegittoQuit, LaurenJ, & anyone else i’m missing

    Hey!!!! epic post??? I think so.
    ____________

    I’m thinking your missing someone there elieaa.

    *Clears throat*
    *Points to self*
    ————-

    Sorry AAC

    I realized i missed other ppl too like jjean, you,kpurity

  • mow.

    Grr.. leaving! BYE! :)

    Aww, Bye!

  • Bonnagirl11

    @ Dangerpears ok then……………..your probaly right

  • Anonymous

    why people want miley to attend kevin s weddding she is in london guys !!

  • iFail2Much

    OMG SO HAPPY FOR THEM <3 This made me my day. That picture is soo cute. Wish them the best.

    Goodnight guys :)

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    And I feel weird calling her Chuck. I feel like I should be calling her by her real name.
    _________________________________________________

    I still wanna call her Chuck but I got her real name stuck in my head every time we talk about her here. ;]
    __________________________________________

    Same. It’s like “Chuck”, you mean “hjkhjkh”

  • Angela.

    Poo. I’m taking that personally.

    I miss her/him.

    ————————–

    Him. It’s definitely him. Which is why I am so confused atm. >.>
    ________________________________________________

    Our CHUCKNORRIS is a babe. :]

  • Emilicious

    I’m so happy for Kevin and Danielle Jonas! Ahhh! That is so cool to say! :-1

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    Well I’m not.
    Hello!!How are you?

    Hello!! Um I’m good =p lol how about you,son?

  • Anonymous

    Hi- if you find out that Courtney was there, will you please tell us?

    Most of the CR 2 cast was there. You can say she was there.

    40 seconds ago

  • BornToBeMrsJonas

    NICK AND JOE ARE NOT DRUNK! THEY PARENTS ARE THERE THEY CANNOT GET DRUNK THINK 4 A MINUTE –‘

  • iFly…JJ

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 07:28 pm
    Gemini said:

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——–
    “Your face smells like peppermint!”
    ——-
    “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
    ————
    Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
    ————-
    “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
    ———
    Cady, she’s not pretty. I know that sounds bad but the spring fling queen is always pretty. And the funny thing is, it should be karen but everyone forgets about her cause she’s such a slut.
    —–
    “Cady, this is your night. Don’t let the hataz stop you from doin’ ya thang!”
    ——
    I’d rather see you out there shakin’ that thang
    ———-
    I cant help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-spread vagina

  • CornPopsGirl

    UHM; that girl tweeting about the party is lying. SO many people are pretending they’re there…NO one is there unless you’re part of the family or are friends with them. just sayin’.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Does anybody remember that spammer who use to say ‘BUTTFUCK ME’ alot!? :)

  • Anonymous

    pictures??? what!?

    There is a video and Joe looks too amazing…it’s unbelievable.

    —————-
    Where are you seeing these? Please?

  • DemiandMileyPones

    What will Kevin do with that purity ring?

    _____

    Treasure it or hang it on his wall?

  • Anonymous

    oh..you did not hear Miley stopped in the middle of her concert to attend the wedding party? — True! Miley left in the Middle of 7 things! :P

  • mow.

    “shitty as a dick” – my most fave phrase on OU
    —–
    LOL. It doesn’t even make sense!?

    —-

    Seriously?

  • ssexybeast

    pictures??? what!?

    There is a video and Joe looks too amazing…it’s unbelievable.

    I need some air,excuse me for a moment.

  • LAURENJ-

    Jersey Jersey Jersey

    How did you go yesterday with hunting???? Did you find Joe and bring him home where he belongs….We need to safe guard him now from Yvonne/kelly because of Joe’s deliciousness and should he appear in the tabloids more than twice a week she will go crazy and hostile towards him and start cursing poor Joe…You need to safe guard him and take really good care of him now…This is advise from one jonas sister to another OK….xoxo

  • nybellz

    CONGRATULATIONS!
    LIVE LAUGH LOVE

  • ssexybeast

    Whats going on girl?

    Ah nothing,just ate an apple…and it’s snowing like crazy over here :D..How about you?

  • Anonymous

    Cangratulation kevy and danielle.*crying*Have a fun rest of the night ;) u know.Ill enjoy the experience

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous STFU and GTFO. Don’t go talking shit about anyone and DON’T go wishing death or rape on anyone. It’s a horrible thing to begin with and can seriously screw up someone’s life. I experienced rape and I was messed up afterwards so please stop and get some serious help.

    And btw, Allie is a wonderful person so back the fuck off.


    WELL HELL. people joke about domestic violence. WHY NOT RAPE TOO?

  • itsme

    Anonymous said:

    Anonymous said:
    i say we all get drunk and dance to the songs that there dancing to at the wedding. We can pretend were all there!!!

    haha totally kidding
    ———-
    Haha I’m totally up for that :P
    ———
    anyone else taking part in the festivities?
    lol
    ———–
    I am! Might as well have fun…we all know they are.

  • Anonymous

    i keep waiting for the mean girl quote posters to run out of quotes but they keep on comin! haha

  • Eneyi

    CornPopsGirl said:
    Yo, how’s my fellow oceanUppers doing? :)
    ——-
    Lol good and you? :)

    You need a picture!

  • mow.

    I Demi one would be okay…Idk what I would do in a Selena one though. lol
    And you can save it until I go visit you when we go to the Nick J concert ;)

    —–

    Lol, that’s true.
    & Oh yes, and you’ll be in my suitcase when we go to the concert.
    We got it alll planned out. ;)

  • jerseygirl

    coffeecoffeecoffee
    Dec 19, 2009 @ 09:01 pm
    coffeecoffeecoffee said:

    R u really going to make me post my twitter? Just so I can stay in touch with people I like here?
    _________________________________________

    No.

    Though it would be weird. You never know who is creeping on here.
    —————–
    LOL. The thing is I do have a twitter – but just to follow celebs. I don’t ever post on t. Just make random replies to celebs.

  • Allison

    wow.
    they look so cute!

    Mrs. Danielle Jonas.

    =]

  • Mikki Raee

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——–
    “Your face smells like peppermint!”
    ——-
    “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
    ————
    Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
    ————-
    “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
    ———
    Cady, she’s not pretty. I know that sounds bad but the spring fling queen is always pretty. And the funny thing is, it should be karen but everyone forgets about her cause she’s such a slut.
    —–
    “Cady, this is your night. Don’t let the hataz stop you from doin’ ya thang!”
    ———
    “Hi, this is Karen Smith! It’s 68 degrees
    out. And…. (grabs boobs) there’s a 30 percent chance it’s already raining!”

  • LAURENJ-

    The whole gang is here….
    love you all….check in plz

    jerseygirl

    jonas4canada

    ssexybeast

    sam in atlanta

    CornPopsGirl

    kimmy4444

    emalicious

    eneyi

    elieaa

    me laurenj

    alliegator

  • Kpurity

    CCC & Eneyi,

    Hello. :)

  • mow.

    My Demi icon?

    —-

    Yeauh! and she’s cross-eyed.

  • Anonymous

    They shouldn’t have sex, because Danielle will get pregnant and die. They shouldn’t have sex in the missionary position, or standing up. They just shouldn’t do it, Okay?
    ———-
    now everybody take some rubbers.

    hahahha, i loveee mean girls.
    ———-

    oh my godd! mean girls is basically the best movie ever made! i know every line

    “you go glen cocoa”
    ———
    hahah,

    “you love him and he totally complimented you. that is SO fetch!”
    ——–

    “is your muffin buttered? would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”

    epic movie

  • Anonymous

    Aww, I’m happy for them<3(:

  • badabababa

    Brennan: “Holy Santa Claus Shit!”
    ————
    “Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?!”
    “I mean it would give us so much more room for activities!”
    ——
    Brennan: “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!”
    ———-
    “I t-bagged your drumset!”
    ——–
    Dale: “Okay, here’s the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!”

    ———-

    Dale: “Are bonita fish big?’

  • iFly…JJ

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:34 pm
    Emilicious said:

    lauren said:
    WOW. this couple is a complete joke to me. i hope kevin gets cancer in his dick and rots in hell. they make marriage look silly. fuck these completely idiotic people. i give them 6 months before he realizes what a horse face she is and is in a stripper scandal.

    I hope you get cancer in your dick! GO AWAY!
    ———–
    you go girl for saying that xD

  • Kourtney

    YouBelongWithMe,
    I was playing band hero earlier (even though I got it for christmas) and I suck at playing the guitar, but I did really good at singing. especially you know whos songs! yesss!

  • Anonymous

    @MarieT19 Oh God! Nick Passed out on the Dance Floor! brb!

  • jerseygirl

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 07:29 pm
    iFly…JJ said:

    so Camilla Belle is suppossedly at the wedding,huh?

    Bullshit!

    Yeah and let me guess,Taylor Swift is also there and she brought Taylor and Selena with her,right?
    ——————
    oh..you did not hear Miley stopped in the middle of her concert to attend the wedding party?
    ——-
    Yeah Russell Brand is also there.
    ——————-
    And Michael Jackson reappeared from the dead.

  • Angela.

    Gehhhhh, I hate rain.
    Lucky, I still got three more days till break.
    & I love your icon, it’s just so- fitting and adorable <3
    _________________________________________________

    You aren’t on break yet? Bummer.
    Thank you. KANIELLE will live on. :]

  • iFail2Much

    What’s with the sudden popout of people from old OU?
    :]

    Your icon = <3

  • iFail2Much

    Grr.. leaving! BYE! :)

    Byee :)

  • Anonymous

    we better take turns cause i really really REALLY want some of Nick ;) hehe

  • rt

    True! Miley left in the Middle of 7 things! :P

    JACKIE YOU ARENT FUNNY

  • mow.

    OMG SO HAPPY FOR THEM <3 This made me my day. That picture is soo cute. Wish them the best.

    Goodnight guys :)

    —-

    Yo, you leaving already gurl?

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    ARG-ima Piratian, who is kissing on ur avatar? Is that Selena and Nick? :P

    That be Kanielle :)

  • Emilicious

    You know what is SAD!? I was on the Jonas Brother’s Youtube channel talking to people, then a hater came on and was saying shit so I cussed him out, and the Jonas Brothers logged in, saw my comment, and blocked me :( Then I went on my other Youtube account and went on the Jonas Brothers Youtube account and was like YOU GUYS BLOCKED ME!!?? I am a FAN!! Hahahha They actually replied “We are sorry you were blocked..” and blah blah… Well I assume it was some guy that manages their account not actually them, but it was bittersweet because I still got a message from the Jonas Brothers account hahahahhaha

  • iFly…JJ

    jerseygirl
    Dec 19, 2009 @ 07:29 pm
    jerseygirl said:

    OMG – don’t put the pressure on me to save this post.

    I’m so happy for Kevin and Danielle. Hope the blizzard kept the freaks away.

    I want to see Joe in a tux pix. :D
    ———-
    In my head thats like heavenly:D

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    You know how medicines have little caution things like “This may cause itching,sneezing,eye redness..”
    OceanUP should have one. Warning: Going might cause eye redness,headaches, and/or obsessive disease.

    OU gives me migraines, eye redness, and obsessive disease.

  • Anonymous

    this is kinda creeping me out.. i never thought of the day when one of them would get married :/
    ive been looking at old mags with them still dating
    oh well.. congrats , joe wait for me :P

  • Tashahahaha

    JonasADDICTEDxo said:

    Just reading that song was the best Hanukkah present I could ever ask for ! That was hysterical. No joke. Thank you for doing that =)

    Happy Hanukkah!
    My pleasure, literally, I made myself cry lauging, that might be because its half 2 here and I is a wee bit tired though.

  • Lorena

    Yeah Russell Brand is also there
    ___

    Duh, and he said the same joke again. I would know, I was there.

  • JoeJonasGirl0676

    Anonymous said:

    KEVIN AND DANIELLE ARE CURRENTLY ABOUT TO HAVE SEX

    * reply

    Anonymous
    Dec 19, 2009 @ 05:50 pm
    Anonymous said:

    KEVIN IS PUTTING THE CONDOM ON RIGHT NOW

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Anonymous, SHUT UP!!!!

  • Mikki Raee

    Tashahahaha said:

    “Hopped out the church in NYC, with my new wife and wedding ring.
    Welcome to the land of fame and sex, is it gonna fit in?
    Jumped on the bed here I am for the first time look to my right and see the countdown sign,
    this is all so crazy, where do I even shove this?
    Her tummys turning, I think she may be pregnant, too much pressure and I’m nervous,
    cos when Danni dropped her fave panties I slipped the condom on, slipped the condom on, I slipped the condom on!”

    ———

    “So I put my —- in she seems to enjoy,the butterflies fly away.She’s nodding her head like yeah,and moving her hips like yes.”

    Ha yes, I was gonna go even cruder, but decided against it lol.
    “Yea yeha yeah, Its a party in Danis vay..”
    ———–
    hahhahahahahahh!!! oh my god, i loveeee you! :D

  • ssexybeast

    Mow-she came back!But now she’s gone again.

  • alliegator.

    SHOOT.
    you went ALL THE WAY BACK?!
    you should screen cap those.
    those are forever in my mind.

    to be quite honest without sounding like a cheese ball…

    i think the people who commented summer oceanup anonymous or named…made an impact on the way JB saw their fans.

    there were posers of course, but i feel like some of the commenters had something about them that gave me the creeps…in a good way.

  • abusedTampon

    mow are you still there? sorry, I was at a party :P

  • Anonymous

    Dude, I wish. I’d love to be there when Joe gets drunk..if he does. A drunk Joe= a fun Joe. Plus it’d be easier for me to take advantage of him ;)
    ——
    you get joe drunk- ive got nick and we can take advantage of both of them
    ———
    hell yeah. But can we take turns with them? I kinda want some of Nick too.
    —–
    of course! i would love to know what joe is capable of doing too

  • Anonymous

    GossipFaSho

    People are delusional! Hell no Camilla Belle is not at the wedding! As if they’d ever invite her after everything. Crazy ppl!
    5 minutes ago from web

  • iFail2Much

    Lol, that’s true.
    & Oh yes, and you’ll be in my suitcase when we go to the concert.
    We got it alll planned out. ;)

    Of course.
    Get ready to be hated by Shanna. ;)
    Btw, I love your new icon. I had it once.

  • Anonymous

    love you kevin!

  • iFly…JJ

    “Hopped out the church in NYC, with my new wife and wedding ring.
    Welcome to the land of fame and sex, is it gonna fit in?
    Jumped on the bed here I am for the first time look to my right and see the countdown sign,
    this is all so crazy, where do I even shove this?
    Her tummys turning, I think she may be pregnant, too much pressure and I’m nervous,
    cos when Danni dropped her fave panties I slipped the condom on, slipped the condom on, I slipped the condom on!”

    ———

    “So I put my —- in she seems to enjoy,the butterflies fly away.She’s nodding her head like yeah,and moving her hips like yes.”

    Ha yes, I was gonna go even cruder, but decided against it lol.
    “Yea yeha yeah, Its a party in Danis vay..”

    ——-
    Hahaa!

    Check out the bridge.

    “Feel like hopping on her vay,never knew it felt this way,Danielle plays with my dong and I feel alright”.

  • Anonymous

    I wonder if she will be Danielle Jonas or Danielle Deleasa-Jonas

  • Angela.

    Yeah, okay. I can’t do this.

    I’ll be here refreshing the page and reading your comments but I won’t reply.

    It’s just all going too fast. x]

  • iFail2Much

    I was playing band hero earlier (even though I got it for christmas) and I suck at playing the guitar, but I did really good at singing. especially you know whos songs! yesss!

    Sorry for getting into the conversation but Band Hero has 3 Taylor songs right?

  • iFly…JJ

    “Hopped out the church in NYC, with my new wife and wedding ring.
    Welcome to the land of fame and sex, is it gonna fit in?
    Jumped on the bed here I am for the first time look to my right and see the countdown sign,
    this is all so crazy, where do I even shove this?
    Her tummys turning, I think she may be pregnant, too much pressure and I’m nervous,
    cos when Danni dropped her fave panties I slipped the condom on, slipped the condom on, I slipped the condom on!”

    ———

    “So I put my —- in she seems to enjoy,the butterflies fly away.She’s nodding her head like yeah,and moving her hips like yes.”

    Ha yes, I was gonna go even cruder, but decided against it lol.
    “Yea yeha yeah, Its a party in Danis vay..”

    ——-
    Hahaa!

    Check out the bridge.

    “Feel like hopping on her vay,never knew it felt this way,Danielle plays with my dong and I feel alright”.

  • soccerchick

    JERSEY–

    Me too. He probably looks great.
    I’ll bet the twitter is fake.

  • jerseygirl

    __________________________________________________

    Was that you?! The girl with the really short strapless dress? That would explain it…
    Well, there goes my worries.
    Nick and I are at our table. He’s too embarrassed to dance. We’re enjoying our cake as we speak. x]

    When are you guys leaving?
    ————–
    Yup, that’s me sweet thing. We are leaving soon. Joe can’t stand the scrutiny. :D

  • AAC

    kimmy4444 said:

    AAC said:

    elieaa said:

    Jerseygirl, Eneyi, Alliegator, Kimmy, TooLegittoQuit, LaurenJ, & anyone else i’m missing

    Hey!!!! epic post??? I think so.
    ____________

    I’m thinking your missing someone there elieaa.

    *Clears throat*
    *Points to self*
    ++++++++=no i think shes got it right!jk
    _________

    Oh thanks kimmy. This is the thanks I get from defending you that one time from Jackie?Haha jk. How are you doing tonight hon?

  • mow.

    mow are you still there? sorry, I was at a party :P

    —-

    Why yes I am my love, how was the party?

  • BornToBeMrsJonas

    SHUT UP YOU SICK !

  • jonasbrothers<33333333333fuck me. i want your peniss so bad

    you know what this means?
    THIS FUCKING MEANS…
    THAT KEVIN JONAS.
    IS.
    GOING.
    TO.
    FUCK.
    DANIELLE.
    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
    i’ll probably fuck about 2354 more people then he will. that sucks
    he only knows what getting fucked feeels like with one women

    unless he took it up the ass by one of his brothers. or both. probbb

  • ssexybeast

    ifail2much-Shhhhhhhh! you might wake them up

    DAMP-Unfortunately I remember.

    ARG-ima Piratian-I’m okay,kindof tired…..love your username!

  • Anonymous

    CONFIRMED COURTNEY WAS AT THE WEDDING!

  • ssexybeast

    The whole gang is here….
    love you all….check in plz

    jerseygirl

    jonas4canada

    ssexybeast

    sam in atlanta

    CornPopsGirl

    kimmy4444

    emalicious

    eneyi

    elieaa

    me laurenj

    alliegator

    Reminds me of summer….I missed all you guys!!

  • Emilicious

    I wanna talk back and get yelled at
    Fight for nothing like we used to
    Oh kiss me like you mean it like you miss me
    Cause I know that you do I wanna get back, get back
    WIth you!

  • iFail2Much

    Yeauh! and she’s cross-eyed.

    Yes! I love it. But it’s kinda pixaleted or something – blurry. Idk. Still cute :) I was getting into a christmas-y mood.

  • Anonymous

    theBrandiCyrus

    whew, just about to board this flight. goodbye America!
    1 minute ago from mobile web — Brandi is on her way to the UK ;)

  • kimmy4444

    did kevin know what kind of weather it would have been today? It was perfect the snow storm would have kept the fans away

  • kimmy4444

    i wonder if yvonnes freaking out right about now

  • heybrittanyxo

    i actually like the saints more than the cowboys but the saints needed to lose since they were undefeated.

    im a vikings fan all the way!!! always have been always will be
    ————
    yeah cause the patriots went undefeated went to the super bowl and lost so maybe this is good and yes the vikings are good this year

  • jerseygirl

    Who the fuck is being a bitch to alliegator and why?

    BACK THE FUCK OFF AND LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE!

    Seriously- you will lose this battle. So leave now.

  • Mikki Raee

    Anonymous said:

    They shouldn’t have sex, because Danielle will get pregnant and die. They shouldn’t have sex in the missionary position, or standing up. They just shouldn’t do it, Okay?
    ———-
    now everybody take some rubbers.

    hahahha, i loveee mean girls.
    ———-

    oh my godd! mean girls is basically the best movie ever made! i know every line

    “you go glen cocoa”
    ———
    hahah,

    “you love him and he totally complimented you. that is SO fetch!”
    ——–

    “is your muffin buttered? would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”

    epic movie
    ——–
    let’s keep the qoutes going (:
    damien: she’s fabulous but she’s evil.

  • brittney393

    I dont know why anyones upset. its not like she merried a cute Jonas

  • heybrittanyxo

    helloooo people :)

  • Eneyi

    DemiandMileyPones said:
    Does anybody remember that spammer who use to say ‘BUTTFUCK ME’ alot!? :)
    ——–
    Wasn’t their name like ‘HUMEQUO’ or something XD

  • LAURENJ-

    19, 2009 @ 09:01 pm
    jjean said:

    too…many…comments!
    __________

    Hey there Gf…Not enough we need to break 3000 and try for 4000….How r u???
    Miss having you around…Doing anything special for the holidays???

  • iFly…JJ

    Dude, I wish. I’d love to be there when Joe gets drunk..if he does. A drunk Joe= a fun Joe. Plus it’d be easier for me to take advantage of him ;)
    ——
    you get joe drunk- ive got nick and we can take advantage of both of them
    ———
    hell yeah. But can we take turns with them? I kinda want some of Nick too.
    —–
    of course! i would love to know what joe is capable of doing too
    ——
    oh trust me,I know what theyre both capable of:P

  • anonymous

    high fashion? she sells her clothes at walmart—THERE AFFORDABLE!Miley Cyrus and Max Azria Team Up for an Affordable Clothing Line for Walmart

    courtesy of Max Azria

    When Miley Cyrus took to her Twitter page to announce that she “wanted to let yall know i am making a hugggeee announcement at 7 am tomorrow. cant wait for yall to hear the news,” we thought it would be about her upcoming world tour. It turns out that the teen superstar is joining forces with fashion great Max Azria, the mastermind behind BCBG and Herve Leger, to design an affordable line for Walmart. Many of the Miley Cyrus and Max Azria looks are inspired by Miley’s rock-and-roll roots. Pieces will include tops, pants, graphic tees, shoes and accessories, all priced under $20! “I love creating looks that are all about personal expression and individuality,” said Cyrus. “Collaborating with Max Azria has been an amazing experience, and I’m really excited about launching this line with Walmart. There’s even more to come!” She’s even her best model! But don’t run to the store quite yet — Miley Cyrus & Max Azria will not hit Walmart stores until early August Tell us: Will you buy Miley Cyrus & Max Azria’s collection?

  • Anonymous

    I feel the urge to post this, now that we’re all into quoting Mean Girls and the like

    http://i46.tinypic.com/fog3go.jpg

  • jerseygirl

    LOL laurenj!

    *hoses down the pavement in LI*

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Kourtney said:

    YouBelongWithMe,
    I was playing band hero earlier (even though I got it fro christmas) and I suck at playing the guitar, but I did really good at singing. especially you know whos songs! yesss!
    ————–
    Um I cannot play guitar at all. I fail on easy. One of who shall not be named I can play but other than that I fail. I wished I got drums but I didn’t want to pay that much and it is too late now. Oh well. I do decent on singing because I can’t sing for shit but I know the words.

  • itsme

    Poor thing…he’s too exhausted to dance b/c he was with me earlier ;)

  • jerseygirl

    What twitter?

  • Angela.

    Hey, Peanut! :]

  • alliegator.

    yeah you are. i mean not only do you have a oceanup username it’s called ALLIEGATER. holy shit. and you have “friends” on oceanup who like to make fun of kids being hit at home.
    right, your life is not only a joke but a travesty that someone would say something as ignorant as children getting hit just to defend a jonas brother.
    ———
    lmfao. someone’s not jealous at ALL.
    that paragraph would’ve been like one millionth a valid point if you could’ve had the common sense that “gater” is spelt with an O.

  • Anonymous

    I am SOOO totally stoked for the gorgeous couple…although concidence on the picking of the wedding date?? same day as Niley breakup?? just saying….but congrats a million to kev and dani xoxoxoxo

  • Anonymous

    iFly…JJ said:

    so Camilla Belle is suppossedly at the wedding,huh?

    Bullshit!

    Yeah and let me guess,Taylor Swift is also there and she brought Taylor and Selena with her,right?
    ——————
    oh..you did not hear Miley stopped in the middle of her concert to attend the wedding party?
    ——-
    Yeah Russell Brand is also there.
    ——————-
    And Michael Jackson reappeared from the dead.
    ——————-
    hahaha!

  • Emilicious

    Lol! Why would Camilla be there?

  • Anonymous

    Anyone has real picture of Nick and Selena just going out other than the dinner picture?
    Does anyone ever catch them holding hands?

  • TooLegitToQuit

    Hi- if you find out that Courtney was there, will you please tell us?

    Most of the CR 2 cast was there. You can say she was there.

    =======================

    supposedly courtney wasn’t there. that’s what someone at the party told me, but idk if they’re bluffing. what i do know is that nick hasn’t danced with her

  • Anonymous

    fuck miley and her stupid ass fans.
    congrats kevin and danielle! (:
    they look soo happy.

    NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT MILEY CYRUS!!!
    SHE IS FAKER THAN A DAMN BARBIE DOLL, BITCH!!!

  • Mikki Raee

    iFly…JJ said:

    Dec 19, 2009 @ 07:28 pm
    Gemini said:

    At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” -coach carr

    “Boo you whore”
    —-
    “My nanna takes her wig off when she is drunk”
    ———
    “Fine.. You can walk home BITCHES!”
    ——–
    “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?”
    “Please stop talking.”
    ———
    “Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!”
    ————
    I CAN’T GO TO TACO BELL, I’M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid!
    ———-
    It’s like i’m espn or something. my breats can always tell when it’s gonna rain.
    really? that’s amazing.
    well… they can tell when its raining.

    ——–
    “Your face smells like peppermint!”
    ——-
    “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”
    ————
    Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
    ————-
    “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
    ———
    Cady, she’s not pretty. I know that sounds bad but the spring fling queen is always pretty. And the funny thing is, it should be karen but everyone forgets about her cause she’s such a slut.
    —–
    “Cady, this is your night. Don’t let the hataz stop you from doin’ ya thang!”
    ——
    I’d rather see you out there shakin’ that thang
    ———-
    I cant help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-spread vagina
    ——–
    “And they have this book, this burn book, where they say things about all the girls in our grade.”
    “What does it say about me?”
    “…Your not in it.”
    “Those bitches..”

  • iFly…JJ

    ssexybeast
    Dec 19, 2009 @ 08:12 pm
    ssexybeast said:

    she said that Joe was griding some girl!!!

    He was what?
    I HOPE she’s lying!
    ____
    Hell yeah she’s lying,no one grinds in front of their parents.
    Plus Joe wouldnt grind with someone other than me:D

  • Gemini

    I am watchin step brothers for the 1st time:)

  • Anonymous

    christians are not allowed to say fuck, shit, crap, shoot, damn etc.

  • Anonymous

    seriously who is that maria girl ?

  • Anonymous

    Brennan: “Holy Santa Claus Shit!”
    ————
    “Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?!”
    “I mean it would give us so much more room for activities!”
    ——
    Brennan: “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!”
    ———-
    “I t-bagged your drumset!”
    ——–
    Dale: “Okay, here’s the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!”

    ———-

    Dale: “Are bonita fish big?’
    ——
    Brennan: “You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.”
    Dale: “Yeah, I got ‘em from the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s. It’s like masturbating in a time machine.”

  • Angela.

    LOL. The thing is I do have a twitter – but just to follow celebs. I don’t ever post on t. Just make random replies to celebs.
    ____________________________________________________

    That’s us before we followed each other.
    Now, we tweet A LOT. x]

    It’s good for the soul. Haha.

  • w

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    What will Kevin do with that purity ring?

    _____

    Treasure it or hang it on his wall?
    —–
    Maybe give it to his own kid?

  • Anonymous

    these mean girl quotes are hilarious. i forgot how funny that movie was.
    but you know what movie is just so quotable? STEP BRUDDAS.

    ‘thats funny i remember when i had my first beer!’
    ——
    “why are you so sweaty?” “i was watching cops”

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Whats going on girl?

    Ah nothing,just ate an apple…and it’s snowing like crazy over here :D..How about you?

    Nothing much. It was like 80 something degrees the other day here in Florida hehe..I just ate fries…they were good :)

  • lauren

    WOW. this couple is a complete joke to me. i hope kevin gets cancer in his dick and rots in hell. they make marriage look silly. fuck these completely idiotic people. i give them 6 months before he realizes what a horse face she is and is in a stripper scandal.
    —-
    FUCK YOU!


    fuck me? fuck YOU. you know im right. Kevin is such a queer, and is a joke to society.
    —–
    Dude,I know they probably hit you at home and stuff,but Kevin Jonas is not a joke,so go bitch some where else.Keep your opinion to yourself cause nobody wants to hear it.You have serious issues if you think he should get cancer on his penis and rot in hell.Im not asking you to like him.P.S.Marriage is not about how young,old tall or short you are,its about LOVE,marriage is a union of love.And dont hate on them cause you dont have somebody.


    nice lecture.

    oh and to that alliegater person? fuck you too bitch. i’ll never take it back

  • Anonymous

    i hope joe and nick follow in kevins footsteps and avoid girls in the business and marry someone “normal”. relationships seem to work so much better when someone famous marries someone who isn’t

  • Anonymous

    They shouldn’t have sex, because Danielle will get pregnant and die. They shouldn’t have sex in the missionary position, or standing up. They just shouldn’t do it, Okay?
    ———-
    now everybody take some rubbers.

    hahahha, i loveee mean girls.
    ———-

    oh my godd! mean girls is basically the best movie ever made! i know every line

    “you go glen cocoa”
    ———
    hahah,

    “you love him and he totally complimented you. that is SO fetch!”
    ——–

    “is your muffin buttered? would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”

    epic movie
    ——–
    let’s keep the qoutes going (:
    damien: she’s fabulous but she’s evil.
    ——
    “thats why her hair’s so big, its full of secrets!” -damien

  • LAURENJ-

    Angela

    hello there…..

    jerseygirl

    hello there……..

    eneyi

    hello there……..

    everyone lets have a PARTY on OU in honor of
    “KANIELLE”………….yippy

  • DemiandMileyPones

    DAMP-Unfortunately I remember.

    ______

    I thought I was the only one..

  • NICOLE .

    It’s not Nick Jonas.
    Just..in case that’s what you guys were thinking.

    ——————–

    Lol no, that was a joke. >.>

  • iFly…JJ

    Anonymous said:

    They shouldn’t have sex, because Danielle will get pregnant and die. They shouldn’t have sex in the missionary position, or standing up. They just shouldn’t do it, Okay?
    ———-
    now everybody take some rubbers.

    hahahha, i loveee mean girls.
    ———-

    oh my godd! mean girls is basically the best movie ever made! i know every line

    “you go glen cocoa”
    ———
    hahah,

    “you love him and he totally complimented you. that is SO fetch!”
    ——–

    “is your muffin buttered? would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”

    epic movie
    ——–
    let’s keep the qoutes going (:
    damien: she’s fabulous but she’s evil.
    ——–
    “Its not my fault youre like obsessed with me”…Damien:I want my pink shirt back!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Selena Gomez claims that she and Miley Cyrus are NOT fighting over Nick Jonas. Selena said:“I’ve heard a lot of rumors recently that Miley and I are fighting over Nick!”
    Selena has been spotted hanging out with the JBs at several Hollywood events, but Selena still insists they are all ‘just friends’.
    “It’s not true. I am not dating Nick, and we are all just friends and just really get along well together.”
    Luckily, this viscous rumors have not affected her friendship with Miley:
    “I always see Miley at events. She’s so sweet! It’s usually me and her or Emily hanging out and texting each other.”
    Hmm, we’ll see where this leads!

  • mow.

    You aren’t on break yet? Bummer.
    Thank you. KANIELLE will live on. :]

    —-

    NO. I hate my school. They’re all bitches
    And yes they will, cutest couple everrrr.

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    I’m okay,kindof tired…..love your username!

    I’m tired too. Lol, why?

  • CornPopsGirl

    AH shit, my name’s cornposgirl and how the fuck does that change who i am? Atleast we’re not damn teenies who have fights over everything. And her life is a travesty? the fuck? YOU DON’T KNOW HER. and before you say i dont either, yeah i know i don’t but from what ive seen, she’s a really awesome and person so step off her jock.

  • Eneyi

    kimmy4444 said:
    did kevin know what kind of weather it would have been today? It was perfect the snow storm would have kept the fans away
    ———–
    Lol a blessing in disguise

  • Angela.

    Hey, jjean, CornPopsGirl and Laurenj!

  • LAURENJ-


    WHAT PICTURES!!!!

  • mow.

    Yes! I love it. But it’s kinda pixaleted or something – blurry. Idk. Still cute :) I was getting into a christmas-y mood.

    —–

    Ehhh, it’s okay, it still looks beautiful, pixalated or not. And yes, I got you on the xmas-y thing.

  • Anonymous

    What will Kevin do with that purity ring?

    _____

    Treasure it or hang it on his wall?
    —–
    Maybe give it to his own kid?
    —–
    i wouldn’t do that. do you know how many times hes masturbated with that ring on?!

  • soccerchick
  • jerseygirl

    OMG – CornPopsGirl is here!!!!!!

    And hello to laurenj, eneyi and who else is here?

  • kimmy4444

    Oh thanks kimmy. This is the thanks I get from defending you that one time from Jackie?Haha jk. How are you doing tonight hon?
    +++++++++=im fine thanks how about you?
    man imagine kevins going to be grilled with sex questions in jbs next interview
    poor thing

  • coffeecoffeecoffee

    R u really going to make me post my twitter? Just so I can stay in touch with people I like here?
    _________________________________________

    No.

    Though it would be weird. You never know who is creeping on here.
    —————–
    LOL. The thing is I do have a twitter – but just to follow celebs. I don’t ever post on t. Just make random replies to celebs.
    __________________________________________

    I tweet more now that I added some people from here.

    But it I never actually posted my twitter on here. I added myself to a fake one for like 5 mins and the rest is history.

    I would be afraid weird people would follow me or tweet me weird things.

  • iFly…JJ

    I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

  • anonymous

    miley was planning her friends wedding…i bet it was this one! SO THANKS MILEY FOR PLANNING A GREAT WEDDING!HOPE KEVIN SAID THANKS TOO:)

  • Mikki Raee

    badabababa said:

    Brennan: “Holy Santa Claus Shit!”
    ————
    “Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?!”
    “I mean it would give us so much more room for activities!”
    ——
    Brennan: “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!”
    ———-
    “I t-bagged your drumset!”
    ——–
    Dale: “Okay, here’s the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!”

    ———-

    Dale: “Are bonita fish big?’
    ———
    “Shut your mouth. Sh sh shut your mouth.”

  • iFly…JJ

    Angela. said:

    Is it just me or does JerseyGirl always have the best icons on OceanUP
    ——————-
    No, it’s not just you. I do. 0_0

    Wait ’til you see what I have next.
    ___________________________________________

    You liar! x]
    _____________

    ITS TRUE!!!

  • Kourtney

    Anonymous said:
    CONFIRMED COURTNEY WAS AT THE WEDDING!
    *******
    I know, it was a fabulous wedding, really. so beautiful! I danced with Nick :)

  • Anonymous

    they are now dancing to the cha cha slide

  • kimmy4444

    LAURENJ- said:

    The whole gang is here….
    love you all….check in plz

    jerseygirl

    jonas4canada

    ssexybeast

    sam in atlanta

    CornPopsGirl

    kimmy4444 PRESENT!
    emalicious

    eneyi

    elieaa

    me laurenj

    alliegator

  • heybrittanyxo

    did the comebacks get worse from the summer ? cause now all people do is put in a bunch of cuss words to make them seem cooler or something

  • itsme

    iFly…JJ said:

    Dude, I wish. I’d love to be there when Joe gets drunk..if he does. A drunk Joe= a fun Joe. Plus it’d be easier for me to take advantage of him ;)
    ——
    you get joe drunk- ive got nick and we can take advantage of both of them
    ———
    hell yeah. But can we take turns with them? I kinda want some of Nick too.
    —–
    of course! i would love to know what joe is capable of doing too
    ——
    oh trust me,I know what theyre both capable of:P
    ———–
    Nick is not the little innocent boy he claims to be, I assure you ;) I bet Joe is a good person to grind with though. He’s got rythm ;)

  • jerseygirl

    STFU brittney. Kevin is gorgeous. And she’s a very lucky girl.

    How about you learn how to spell before you insult someone?

  • iFail2Much

    Yo, you leaving already gurl?

    Of course not. It’s Saturday night – gonna spend it on Oceanup obvs. lmao.
    How are you :@

  • iFail2Much

    ifail2much-Shhhhhhhh! you might wake them up

    Hopefully not. This post is going well without them. It’s going too fast.

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    Hahaha Yeah I do that too! Ahh I wish I had a piano. I have a keyboard that is like 10 years old hahaha Yeah my brother got me a guitar last Christmas and finally started teaching myself by late May. hahaha My first song was S.O.S!

    Hahahahaha, My first song was ummm cant have you.. i think.. or something about “sorry” don’t remember.
    How did you teach yourself? Anyways. Gotta go. Bye! Goodnight!

  • Mikki Raee

    Anonymous said:

    these mean girl quotes are hilarious. i forgot how funny that movie was.
    but you know what movie is just so quotable? STEP BRUDDAS.

    ‘thats funny i remember when i had my first beer!’
    ——
    “why are you so sweaty?” “i was watching cops”
    ——
    “What’re you doing?!”
    “I”m burying you!”
    “But I”m aliveee!”
    “Your waking the neighbors, SHUT UPP!!”

  • Eneyi

    Heylo Laurenj~

    I’m totally up for this kanielle party :D

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Wasn’t their name like ‘HUMEQUO’ or something XD

    _______

    YES! Gah.. that person was so annoying and he/she/alien use to say ‘BUTTFUCKERS UNTIE’ or something like that? Good times..

  • purplekoolaid

    i seriously believe he married her for sex. why else would he get married so soon?
    ———–
    This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Cause scientifically speaking,you can’t fuck unless you’re married. When the ring gets on your finger, your DNA alters, thus allowing your dick to magically screw…

    Yeah, I know Kevin wears a purity ring, but honestly if he REALLY wanted to have sex he could do it quite easily, especially with the thousands of girls trying to screw him on a daily basis. He doesn’t need to be married.

    The only reason he married Dani is cause he loves her. His parents got married at younger at only 20 and 21 and they’re still together, so saying “they wont last” cause they’re too young isn’t necessarily true. Honestly I wouldn’t get married that young but Kevin seems like a smart man and wouldn’t do something that serious unless he loved Danielle. I wish them both lots o happiness and GOOD SEX tonight!!

  • Mikki Raee

    “is your muffin buttered? would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”

    epic movie
    ——–
    let’s keep the qoutes going (:
    damien: she’s fabulous but she’s evil.
    ——
    “thats why her hair’s so big, its full of secrets!” -damien
    ——–
    “i gave him everything! i was half a virgin when i met him!”

  • soccerchick

    “shitty as a dick” – my most fave phrase on OU
    —–
    LOL. It doesn’t even make sense!?

    —-

    Seriously?
    —-

    No…?

  • Angela.

    Same. It’s like “Chuck”, you mean “hjkhjkh”
    __________________________________________________

    SAME with you.

    Hey, CCC —I mean, chawfkkcjjkegvfgvkh!

  • mow.

    MMMM, can we please stop fighting, that would be just wonderfulll :)

  • .

    haha they are probably doing it right now xD

  • Eneyi

    Hey jerseygirl~

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Sorrry Ssexybeast I was talking to you and just left. I was doing laundry

  • Angela.

    CONFIRMED COURTNEY WAS AT THE WEDDING!
    ________________________________________________

    Bye!

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    Love affair – Regina Spektor :)

  • kimmy4444

    Anonymous said:

    iFly…JJ said:

    so Camilla Belle is suppossedly at the wedding,huh?

    Bullshit!

    Yeah and let me guess,Taylor Swift is also there and she brought Taylor and Selena with her,right?
    ——————
    oh..you did not hear Miley stopped in the middle of her concert to attend the wedding party?
    ——-
    Yeah Russell Brand is also there.
    ——————-
    And Michael Jackson reappeared from the dead.
    +++++++++
    he popped out Trill