Joe Jonas Valentine's Day Voice Of 'DOG'

Joe Jonas' Valentine's Day role is the voice of Jessica Alba's dog. While Joe's ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift plays a popular high school cheerleader and her current beau Taylor Lautner plays a football star, who make out when TV reporter interviews them about their being Homecoming king and queen.

Joe Jonas Valentine's Day Voice Of 'DOG'

337 comments:

Dangerpears. said:

JOEE!

Dangerpears. said:

I was just thinking that we needed a Jonas post! :D

Charlotte-x- said:

OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHA

ssexybeast said:

No way! Joe's in the movie?It just got 10x better!

And Is Taylor Swift for real?

Anonymous said:

WTF lmao

Kourtney said:

I love these types of movies with people with intertwining lives such as love actually and he's just not that into you. I can't wait!!

Kammi said:

I thought he would be in it, as a person. Not just a voice of some character... LMAO.

Leena said:

lol...

Doom said:

LOL.

Anonymous said:

HAHAHAHA I LOVE JOE <3

Anonymous said:

oh my gosh! ahahah!

Anonymous said:

awww that sucks... And he wants to become an actor :/

Goldengal11 said:

Hahaha!

emma13 said:

hes playing the voice of a dog, lol

Gemini said:

their u have it young love full of promise full of hope ,ignorant of reality haha

Alterego said:

I STARTED EEPING WHEN I SAW TAY&TAY AAAAAH
hahaha you go Joe!

ssexybeast said:

Can someone please tell me at what part of the trailer Joe's voice is in?I am not watching that whole thing.

Charlotte-x- said:

By the way, Taylor-Squared in the trailer, is all they are in the movie. They're just cameo's.

Anonymous said:

Lmao Lmao lmao

Nicole said:

I told you about this last night! :P Credit meeee haha

MZ said:

Ahh that's great<33 Oh Joseph :)

Dangerpears. said:

This movie looks good, i can't believe Ashton and Topher are in this, they are great actors, but rarely in a movie =\

Anonymous said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!

kimmy4444 said:

well i always knew hed do good with voice acting first

Anonymous said:

he is not. he has said hes not in it in any way shape or form

no offence said:

well i guess the movies is going to be good cuz joe .... he cant act no offence

sdgdfhfd said:

bahahahaa, im glad Taylor got a way better role then Joe!!!
hmm.. she's so lucky to have Lautner's body all to herself... =/

flywithmexo said:

Taylor acts to much like a barbie. Yes haters I know it's acting but I seriously think she should stick to singing. Ugh every singer has to become an actor and every actor has to become a singer. Lame.

Anonymous said:

Wow OU way to make Joe feel like nothing. :(

msjonas13 said:

oh is thought he wasnt in it but hes the voice of a dog. ahaha

Kourtney said:

ssexybeast said:
Can someone please tell me at what part of the trailer Joe's voice is in?I am not watching that whole thing.
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his voice isn't in it at all...

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CornPopsGirl said:

His part is not in the trailer. I just watched it.

Man, I wish he got more than a part of a dog's voice.

Anonymous said:

Oh dear!

jerseygirl said:

Um where is it confirmed that he is actually the voice? I thought it was just an internet rumor.

SlippinIntoTheL... said:

OMG, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Goldengal11 said:

Anonymous said:

awww that sucks... And he wants to become an actor :/
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Haha. You have to start somewhere, right?

hoppedoftheplaneatLAX said:

Taylor is a terrible actress.This movie looks good though.

Anonymous said:

They are all just small story lines. That's why they have so many actors. Its just a scene telling a story and at the end everything comes together. Its not just Tay squared that have mall parts.

jerseygirl said:

"Ignorant of reality"

That line made me laugh.

Anonymous said:

OMG!!! WHAT!!!! HAHHAAA FUNNY!!!!

Anonymous said:

This is a fucking all star cast.
Shit

Anonymous said:

joe said he was supposed to be in the movie but scheduling didn't work out. he was too busy. now hes in it? as the voice of a dog? wtf

Nicole said:

IMDB :P i sent this to oceanup last night

Goldengal11 said:

I love how the trailer is all pink! So cute.

Anonymous said:

He's always had a crush on Jessica Alba and now he's playing her dog!

LMAO!!! WTG Joe! :D

Dangerpears. said:

I hope they did not cast him as a dog, because his audtion sucked or something, usually they give little roles for people who can't act.

Joe is okay, but he needs to be relaxed and natural with it, over time he will be a PRO! ( like he is in bed :) LOL, i had to put that sexual pun in there xD )

ssexybeast said:

his voice isn't in it at all...
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Well that sucks.
I bet he's going to be the best thing about the movie<3
Him or George Lopez lol
Gotta love George ;)

ssexybeast said:

Taylor acts to much like a barbie. Yes haters I know it's acting but I seriously think she should stick to singing. Ugh every singer has to become an actor and every actor has to become a singer. Lame.
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Nice icon!

itsme said:

I'm confused...how do we know he's the voice of the dog? lol.

anon said:

LOL what did you expect? He was busy all summer.He probably recorded a few lines in the studio.

Anonymous said:

am i the only one wishes Selena was Taylor Ss part xD
Taylena :)

Yaten said:

That's...really upsetting.

Anonymous said:

He already said he wasn't in it because of scheduling conflicts...the filming was in like September or October when he was filming Camp Rock 2 and right before they were about to finish their World Tour.

Kourtney said:

itsme said:
I'm confused...how do we know he's the voice of the dog? lol.
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he's listed on imdb as "Morley Clarksons dog / voice"

Leena said:

taylor swift doesn't even sound like herself in the trailer.

Gemini said:

Ignorant of reality"

That line made me laugh.

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my fave line from the trailer

Katie13 said:

Lmao, I love joe, I really do, but I burst into a fit of giggles when I read he was playing Jessica Albas dog, this made my day.....

Anonymous said:

Joe gotthe role of a dogs voice? xD what, does he just bark? lol.

he shouldve got a person role. and maybe taylor could be the dog :/

Anonymous said:

they have some GOOD ACTORS AND ACTRESSES
Patrick Dempsey Julia Roberts Anne Hathaway and more cool cant wait to see it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day_%28film%29

Anonymous said:

i don't think it's that he couldn't of gotten a bigger role, i think it's just because of scheduling conflicts, like he said in that other post...

MZ said:

T-Swizzle cannot act. At all. Just my opinion but it's the truth really isn't it ;) I know I've get bollocked by Swifty fans now but it had to be said ;)

jackielynn said:

I wonder if her character is the type of girl who let's her dog lick her p***y ...

DinoGirl said:

Topher Grace, marry me.

flywithmexo said:

We'll never know untill Joe says its true. P.S I don't get why there would be a talking dog in a movie about love. Taylor Swift falls in love with the dog. Now that'd be a good movie line, especially with Joe's voice. ;)

Anonymous said:

Joe isn't the best actor out there. He kinda sucks in Jonas. So I think voice acting is at best. There is no possible way he can fuck that up. Or is there? :/

Anonymous said:

Hahaha that's funny and totally true...she should've been the dog, at least Joe can act

Anonymous said:

i think taylor should have gotten the role of the dog. i mean, she is the bitch.

NICOLE . said:

So... no gay characters, just a bunch of closeted gay actors? How shocking.

itsme said:

Yeah, I didn't think he would be in it, period. Weird. And just b/c imdb said that, it doesn't mean anything. Can't you change stuff on there?

Anonymous said:

GossipFaSho

Let it be known that @nikkijonas is the one that said Joe Jonas was playing Jessica Alba's dog.. oceanUP seemed to forget to credit her....
half a minute ago from web

Kourtney said:

NICOLE . said:
So... no gay characters, just a bunch of closeted gay actors? How shocking.
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haa, which ones are you talking about?

Anonymous said:

Joe's SOOOO talented he could only get the role of a dog, LOL. Yes, that's sarcastic but anyway I definately want to see this movie, it looks funny because of Ashton. I absolutely hate Jamie Foxx though for his unnessecary rant about Miley, it was completely uncalled for, he's an asshole.

Anonymous said:

I have a feeling that when Taylor goes to watch at the premier, and his voice comes on, she'll be all. "this role suits him, since he is a DOG" LOL jk. Just a lame joke on my part XDD

Nicksgurl4life1 said:

haha..its true.
You have to start with something.
:P

Danger-ous said:

You guys, I'm sure he was offered a bigger role, but he was on tour all summer. I think it's baby steps, he obviously really wanted to be in the movie.

soccerchick said:

haha i love taylor swift!

flywithmexo said:

It'd be even more funnier if Joe got Taylor Lautner's roll. :)

Anonymous said:

lmfao I adore you, Joe.
and woww Taylor and Taylor have a really tough acting challenge...make out for the camera. then leave. lmfaoooo :)

NICOLE . said:

Bradley Cooper, Queen Latifah, Lautner... Not that the last two are really in the closet.

ETA: And I've heard things about Jamie Foxx. >.>

xafranbix said:

This is incredibly hilarious
so deffinitely some jaylor drama coming..
CHAN CHAN CHAN CHANNNNN...

itsme said:

Danger-ous said:

You guys, I'm sure he was offered a bigger role, but he was on tour all summer. I think it's baby steps, he obviously really wanted to be in the movie
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It's true.

Anonymous said:

Taylor Lauyner is gay.Taylor squared is a publicity stunt:

Anonymous said:

Lmao, he said he couldn't film the movie, if anything Joe should feel complimented that they got him a voice role instead.

And screw Taylor. While she is just kissing Taylor Lautner, Joe is getting cozy with Jessica Alba (making every guy out there jealous).

Anonymous said:

The movie has been planned out and been shooting for a year. Tay L. Said he had a really really small break between shooting New moon and Eclipse and they asked him if he could be in it. They also asked TSwfit and she took a small break from her BUSSY TOUR. So this whole Joe didn't have time because he was so busy is kinda stupid seeing that all the actors have a small role and most parts wouldn't take longer that 2 days to shoot. So idk. Maybe he was just...... dawging us Lmao yall get it? Lol

xafranbix said:

its so funny i cant help it
Joe is playing his celebrity crush dog's voice
while Joes ex makes the hell out with buff man over there.

Kourtney said:

Bradley Cooper, really? My gaydar has never gone off with him....

I was going to virtually slap you if you said Patrick Dempsey, he is my love :)

Leena said:

Taylor Lauyner is gay. Taylor squared is a publicity stunt:

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you know it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSWFngD7BcU

jerseygirl said:

Dec 20, 2009 @ 02:04 pm
DinoGirl said:

Topher Grace, marry me.
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And Bradley Cooper can marry me.

Anonymous said:

I have a feeling that when Taylor goes to watch at the premier, and his voice comes on, she'll be all. "this role suits him, since he is a DOG" LOL jk. Just a lame joke on my part XDD

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LOL, that totally made me laugh. Definately not lame, hahaha :) & no everyone I don't hate him.

SlippinIntoTheL... said:

Doesn't Joe have a crush on Jessica? :P

Ratface Swift said:

Bradley Cooper isn't gay!

Gemini said:

1:47 is hilarious she's trying

jerseygirl said:

Danger-ous - your icon is precious.

soccerchick said:

haha what is he going to do? growl?

Anonymous said:

I CANT WAIT!!! i am so excited for this movie

Anonymous said:

bradley cooper is too hot for words.

ssexybeast said:

Joe should have been the voice of Taylor Swift's cat...now THAT would be gold!
What's wrong with these script writers?

MZ said:

SlippinIntoTheL... said:
Doesn't Joe have a crush on Jessica? :P

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Probably! I swear that boy thinks with his pants haha :)

mileylurve said:

This is hilarious.
How awkward was it to see them kissing (for Joe)?

NICOLE . said:

I don't know much about him, but once upon a time, he was out and you can't really keep that hidden for long.

Haha. I think Dempsey is safe.

Anonymous said:

So, the dog is snuggling up with his celebrity crush...
And Taylor Lautner is clothed throughout the movie, so all we really see is Taylor making out with a beady eyed large nosed caveman like creature lmfao.

NICOLE . said:

You love the twinks, don't you? That is your favorite flavor.

ggggffff said:

Yeah, Joe's not in the movie, IMDB is wrong. He said he didn't do anything due to scheduling because of the tour. Good try though.

Anonymous said:

why is taylor lautner orange?

Anonymous said:

Ahahahahahahaha NO.

Angela. said:

Kudos, Joseph! ;]
I'm still happy for him.

How ironic. Joe gets to play the dog while Lautner plays hottie football player. It doesn't compute somehow. -.-

Anonymous said:

He said FILMING.
Read & comprehend, filming and voice acting is not the same thing.

soccerchick said:

so how are you guys?

Ratface Swift said:

When Taylor hears Joes voice she will probably stealmthe dog and keep it in her Joe shrine with her voo doo doll,posters,his hair clippings,articles of clothes she stole from him ,ect.

Kourtney said:

jerseygirl said:
Dec 20, 2009 @ 02:04 pm
DinoGirl said:

Topher Grace, marry me.
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And Bradley Cooper can marry me.
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And Patrick Dempsey can marry me and now we're all happy with our older wiser husbands :)

NICOLE . said:

Oh my God, Anonymous, you can't just ask people why they're orange.

Anonymous said:

I know, am I like the only girl who thinks Taylor Lautner is not hot at all? Yeah he has a great body, Joe does as well, so does every other Hollywood guy.

ssexybeast said:

Oh my God, Anonymous, you can't just ask people why they're orange.
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LOL!

Angela. said:

Oh my God, Anonymous, you can't just ask people why they're orange.
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Bahaha! You are so fetch!

_mwahbella said:

That kiss looked & felt awkward to watch /:

Danger-ous said:

(replying to this) - Dec 20, 2009 @ 02:14 pm
jerseygirl said:
Danger-ous - your icon is precious.
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Thank you so much! I can hardly take any of the credit. You had one similar, no?

Anonymous said:

pfft just a voice ? a DOG voice LMFAO !!!! yeah well ..way to go joe way to go lol :P

Angela. said:

I know, am I like the only girl who thinks Taylor Lautner is not hot at all? Yeah he has a great body, Joe does as well, so does every other Hollywood guy.
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Lautner is a butterface. End of story. ;]

DinoGirl said:

Kourtney said:

jerseygirl said:
Dec 20, 2009 @ 02:04 pm
DinoGirl said:

Topher Grace, marry me.
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And Bradley Cooper can marry me.
**********
And Patrick Dempsey can marry me and now we're all happy with our older wiser husbands :)
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Winners. Winners. Chicken Dinners. :]

Danger-ous said:

mileylurve said:
This is hilarious.
How awkward was it to see them kissing (for Joe)?
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I'm not 100% sure but I don't think he give's a rat's ass.

Anonymous222 said:

he's only starting off in acting carm down people
john travolta played a dog in bolt!?

soccerchick said:

I know, am I like the only girl who thinks Taylor Lautner is not hot at all? Yeah he has a great body, Joe does as well, so does every other Hollywood guy.
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Lautner is a butterface. End of story. ;]
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No way!

Anonymous said:

Oh my God, Anonymous, you can't just ask people why they're orange.
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hahahah i laughed out loud.
favorite movie ever.
"glen cocoa? 4 candy canes for you glen cocoa! you go glen cocoa.and none for gretchen weiners.Bye."

MZ said:

I'm sick of the people on the Miley post :@ And now I'm all angry because of shouting down all the stupid ignorant 12 year olds :( How's everyone?

Anonymous said:

I know, am I like the only girl who thinks Taylor Lautner is not hot at all? Yeah he has a great body, Joe does as well, so does every other Hollywood guy.
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I would take Joe over Taylor L. anyday.
:) easy.

Anonymous said:

Exactly, so many people have done voice acting its no big deal.
Like everyone starts somewhere, Taylor was a corpse with minimal acting throughout the show and Taylor Lautner was sharkboy.

Anonymous said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5U7x6ZuGEQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Vgdd8tBak

two videos of nicholas jonas being completely adorable.

Angela. said:

Lautner is a butterface. End of story. ;]
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No way!
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I'm sorry, dear, but he is. :]

DinoGirl said:

Fruit cake.
A Christmas treat that gets no respect. ;]

Anonymous said:

i really wish he still did the nick j. is off the chain raps! :(

Anonymous said:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/luuuucia/3868749833/

^Butterface right there.

Kourtney said:

DinoGirl said:
Winners. Winners. Chicken Dinners. :]
*******
awesome. awesome. Jack Dawson :)

Goldengal11 said:

Anonymous said:

Oh my God, Anonymous, you can't just ask people why they're orange.
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hahahah i laughed out loud.
favorite movie ever.
"glen cocoa? 4 candy canes for you glen cocoa! you go glen cocoa.and none for gretchen weiners.Bye."
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Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!

That's like my favorite line.

Anonymous said:

The director probably watched JONAS and thought fuck this shit this boy cant act ill just put him as a dog. haaa
Jonas brothers should really stick to singing cause i watched dat JONAS wid ma lil sis doesnt make sense and then they all cant act but she lved it just lyk most ov da girls on diss thing

Taylor swift is a good actress tho. i watched dat CSI where she was dat wierd girl and seriously mayn she got talent. and shes finee!!!!!!
taylor lautner is luky to be able to make owt wid her.

now im gnna have a load ov girls having a go at me hehe, go on then tell me how awesome da jonas brothers are.......

CornPopsGirl said:

OMG. best profile pic ever. I love your icon dude!

Anonymous said:

taylor lautners face always looks like its scrunched up or something.

Anonymissy said:

Hahahahahaha!

He was supposed to be a real big part but touring got in the way. So i'm guessing that this is the compensation! It works! Can't wait to see it. :o)

soccerchick said:

Lautner is a butterface. End of story. ;]
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No way!
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I'm sorry, dear, but he is. :]
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hahaha! no! he's so cute! (..okay, maybe not as cute as Joe...)

Melissa=) said:

the dog talks? thats really wierd...

DinoGirl said:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/luuuucia/4079326096/sizes/o/in/set-72157622...

Ehh, I think he's hot. :]

Melissa=) said:

Lautner is a butterface. End of story. ;]
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No way!
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I'm sorry, dear, but he is. :]
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hahaha! no! he's so cute! (..okay, maybe not as cute as Joe...)
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yeah. i think taylors really cute.

Anonymous said:

i really wish he still did the nick j. is off the chain raps! :(
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me too. he was such a cutie when he did it! im gonna miss it :(

Anonymous said:

JONAS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
Lmfao, you don't make since, "wif dat way of ritin".

Goldengal11 said:

DinoGirl said:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/luuuucia/4079326096/sizes/o/in/set-72157622...

Ehh, I think he's hot. :]
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OMG, he looks 35 there. Hot though.

Melissa=) said:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/luuuucia/4079326096/sizes/o/in/set-72157622...

Ehh, I think he's hot. :]
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yeah i know. i dont know why people on oceanup think hes so ugly.

Anonymous said:

**SENSE

melissayea said:

lmao no wonder he didn't want anybody knowing about his role for tis movie... well atleast he plays jessica alba's dog... he used to have a crazy crush on her lol

Anonymous said:

Joe just needs to go audition other amazing actors do it. Not because he's Joe Jonas that roles will be handed to him on a silver plate. And why did they even put Taylor Swift in there thank god it's just a cameo she can't act.

Syds. said:

This movie looks so good. And some Taylor on Taylor action isn't half bad either. Can't wait for the premiere with Taylor, Joe, and Taylor all in one place wooohoo:)