Joe Jonas Valentine’s Day Voice Of ‘DOG’

Joe Jonas‘ Valentine’s Day role is the voice of Jessica Alba’s dog. While Joe’s ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift plays a popular high school cheerleader and her current beau Taylor Lautner plays a football star, who make out when TV reporter interviews them about their being Homecoming king and queen.

  • IamWhatIam

    you are my hero.
    all this people just care about the stupid taylor square (btw i don’t give a damn about them) and all I care about is ashton and topher, i love them and Im gonna watch this movie because of them <3

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA I LOVE JOE <3

  • Anonymous

    oh my gosh! ahahah!

  • Anonymous

    awww that sucks… And he wants to become an actor :/

  • Goldengal11

    Hahaha!

  • emma13

    hes playing the voice of a dog, lol

  • Gemini

    their u have it young love full of promise full of hope ,ignorant of reality haha

  • Alterego

    I STARTED EEPING WHEN I SAW TAY&TAY AAAAAH
    hahaha you go Joe!

  • ssexybeast

    Can someone please tell me at what part of the trailer Joe’s voice is in?I am not watching that whole thing.

  • Charlotte-x-

    By the way, Taylor-Squared in the trailer, is all they are in the movie. They’re just cameo’s.

  • Anonymous

    Lmao Lmao lmao

  • Nicole

    I told you about this last night! :P Credit meeee haha

  • MZ

    Ahh that’s great<33 Oh Joseph :)

  • Dangerpears.

    This movie looks good, i can’t believe Ashton and Topher are in this, they are great actors, but rarely in a movie =\

  • Stupid sdgdfhfd

    bahahahaa, im glad Taylor got a way better role then Joe!!!
    hmm.. she’s so lucky to have Lautner’s body all to herself… =/
    ———————————————
    And we care she got a better role than Joe
    because……….

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!

  • kimmy4444

    well i always knew hed do good with voice acting first

  • Anonymous

    he is not. he has said hes not in it in any way shape or form

  • no offence

    well i guess the movies is going to be good cuz joe …. he cant act no offence

  • sdgdfhfd

    bahahahaa, im glad Taylor got a way better role then Joe!!!
    hmm.. she’s so lucky to have Lautner’s body all to herself… =/

  • flywithmexo

    Taylor acts to much like a barbie. Yes haters I know it’s acting but I seriously think she should stick to singing. Ugh every singer has to become an actor and every actor has to become a singer. Lame.

  • Anonymous

    Wow OU way to make Joe feel like nothing. :(

  • msjonas13

    oh is thought he wasnt in it but hes the voice of a dog. ahaha

  • Kourtney

    ssexybeast said:
    Can someone please tell me at what part of the trailer Joe’s voice is in?I am not watching that whole thing.
    ******
    his voice isn’t in it at all…

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  • CornPopsGirl

    His part is not in the trailer. I just watched it.

    Man, I wish he got more than a part of a dog’s voice.

  • Anonymous

    Oh dear!

  • Anonymous

    awww that sucks… And he wants to become an actor :/
    ___________________________
    I’m laughing hysterically at this comment, IKK why.

  • Anonymous

    The two boys in your icon are singers turned actors….?

  • iloveyouu

    flywithmexo said:

    Taylor acts to much like a barbie. Yes haters I know it’s acting but I seriously think she should stick to singing. Ugh every singer has to become an actor and every actor has to become a singer. Lame.

    i totally agree with you. :)

  • Britaney

    haha me too!

  • Anonymous

    Mehhh, he’s okay. He has nothing on the other guys in Hollywood though.

  • Angela.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/luuuucia/4079326096/sizes/o/in/set-72157622

    Ehh, I think he’s hot. :]
    ___________________________________________

    Do you want me to sue you again? ;]

  • soccerchick

    i thought this movie was realistic. why the hell would the dog talk?
    —-
    exactly what I was thinking..haha I guess they’re desparate.

  • Kourtney

    Syds. said:
    This movie looks so good. And some Taylor on Taylor action isn’t half bad either. Can’t wait for the premiere with Taylor, Joe, and Taylor all in one place wooohoo:)
    *****
    Syds! I know, it reminds me so much of Love Actually, which I’m sure is the reason why Taylor took it. It’s almost Christmas, I think I’m going to use her whole “watch love actually on christmas day” thing. I love that movie. and the premiere. Can’t wait :)

  • soccerchick

    Angela–

    So if you saw Taylor Laughtner on the street you wouldn’t think he was cute? ;)

  • Syds.
  • Anonymous

    i don’t think joe is in the movie.
    why…

    1)he said himself scheduling didnt work out
    2)joe jonas would probably get a bigger part than a talking dog
    3)why the eff would a dog be talking?

  • NICOLE .

    Angela, girl, you blind. Lautner is adorable.

    For all you Mean Girls fans: http://tswift.tumblr.com/tagged/memes

  • Kourtney

    Anonymous said:
    Goldengal11 said:

    Anonymous said:

    Oh my God, Anonymous, you can’t just ask people why they’re orange.
    ——-
    hahahah i laughed out loud.
    favorite movie ever.
    “glen cocoa? 4 candy canes for you glen cocoa! you go glen cocoa.and none for gretchen weiners.Bye.”
    _________________

    Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!
    That’s like my favorite line.
    ——-
    i love damien!
    “my nanna takes her wig of when shes drunk”
    *********
    And I want my pink shirt back!!! I want my pink shirt back!!!!!

  • Angela.

    Angela–

    So if you saw Taylor Laughtner on the street you wouldn’t think he was cute? ;)
    _____________________________________________

    I would probably freak out…but that won’t make him any cuter for me. Sorry. ;]

  • Syds.

    Syds! I know, it reminds me so much of Love Actually, which I’m sure is the reason why Taylor took it. It’s almost Christmas, I think I’m going to use her whole “watch love actually on christmas day” thing. I love that movie. and the premiere. Can’t wait :)
    ————
    Hahah SAME. And I can’t wait to watch the whole Valentine’s Day movie. All star cast+Taylor Swift+Taylor Lautner+great storyline= AMAZING movie.

  • Anonymous

    I dont know how jonas brothers fans can say that taylor swift cant act.
    I mean JONAS is stupid and they cant act at all it bores me.
    Taylor swift was a performing school before she started to become a singer so she does have some experenice. And she played an excelent role in CSI i really liked that ep.

    I dont hate the jonas brothers i like there music but you gotta admit that they are shit at acting and with a cast like this Joe jonas would look stupid.
    I think the director was doing him a favour

  • Anonymous

    who is more fake Selena or Taylor?

  • soccerchick

    Angela–

    ….And if he wasn’t famous and you saw him?

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    who is more fake Selena or Taylor?

    Selena

  • Anonymous

    Joe is voicing jessica alba’s fucking dog?!
    ahahahah i just LOL’d! OMG PONED! by his ex girlfriend taylor and taylor rock! SUCK IT JOE.

  • Danger-ous

    Anonymous said:
    Joe just needs to go audition other amazing actors do it. Not because he’s Joe Jonas that roles will be handed to him on a silver plate. And why did they even put Taylor Swift in there thank god it’s just a cameo she can’t act.
    ==============
    He did audition. I’m sure he got a bigger role, and couldn’t do it. :(

  • Angela.

    NICOLE – Ehh. Call me blind then. ;]

  • Anonymous

    Angela–

    So if you saw Taylor Laughtner on the street you wouldn’t think he was cute? ;)

    Haha I’m not who you’re talking to, but if I saw him on the street I wouldn’t even notice him probably :\ not my type whatsoever

  • Anonymous

    I agree. Though Taylor didn’t look amazing here (haven’t seen her in CSI yet), she was more than decent and Jonas is an atrocity against acting, even my die-hard JB fan friends admit that. I’m a fan too…but of their music.

  • Melissa=)

    the dog talks? thats really wierd…

  • DinoGirl
  • Melissa=)

    Lautner is a butterface. End of story. ;]

    No way!
    _____________________________________________

    I’m sorry, dear, but he is. :]
    —-
    hahaha! no! he’s so cute! (..okay, maybe not as cute as Joe…)
    =====================
    yeah. i think taylors really cute.

  • Goldengal11

    DinoGirl said:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/luuuucia/4079326096/sizes/o/in/set-72157622

    Ehh, I think he’s hot. :]
    ___________________

    OMG, he looks 35 there. Hot though.

  • Melissa=)

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/luuuucia/4079326096/sizes/o/in/set-72157622

    Ehh, I think he’s hot. :]
    ===========
    yeah i know. i dont know why people on oceanup think hes so ugly.

  • Anonymous

    **SENSE

  • melissayea

    lmao no wonder he didn’t want anybody knowing about his role for tis movie… well atleast he plays jessica alba’s dog… he used to have a crazy crush on her lol

  • Anonymous

    Joe just needs to go audition other amazing actors do it. Not because he’s Joe Jonas that roles will be handed to him on a silver plate. And why did they even put Taylor Swift in there thank god it’s just a cameo she can’t act.

  • Syds.

    This movie looks so good. And some Taylor on Taylor action isn’t half bad either. Can’t wait for the premiere with Taylor, Joe, and Taylor all in one place wooohoo:)

  • Melissa=)

    i thought this movie was realistic. why the hell would the dog talk?

  • hpaddictedx

    I’m glad I will only have to suffer through a small part of t2 for this amazing cast.

  • Anonymous

    Goldengal11 said:

    Anonymous said:

    Oh my God, Anonymous, you can’t just ask people why they’re orange.
    ——-
    hahahah i laughed out loud.
    favorite movie ever.
    “glen cocoa? 4 candy canes for you glen cocoa! you go glen cocoa.and none for gretchen weiners.Bye.”
    _________________

    Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!
    That’s like my favorite line.
    ——-
    i love damien!
    “my nanna takes her wig of when shes drunk”

  • Goldengal11

    Anonymous said:

    Oh my God, Anonymous, you can’t just ask people why they’re orange.
    ——-
    hahahah i laughed out loud.
    favorite movie ever.
    “glen cocoa? 4 candy canes for you glen cocoa! you go glen cocoa.and none for gretchen weiners.Bye.”
    _________________

    Oh my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!

    That’s like my favorite line.

  • Anonymous

    lmfao I adore you, Joe.
    and woww Taylor and Taylor have a really tough acting challenge…make out for the camera. then leave. lmfaoooo :)

  • NICOLE .

    Bradley Cooper, Queen Latifah, Lautner… Not that the last two are really in the closet.

    ETA: And I’ve heard things about Jamie Foxx. >.>

  • joenasfan22

    ill take ashton :)

  • Anonymous

    Actually.
    A bunch of closeted (but at the end open – woop SPOILER ALERT lol) gay characters too. I read the script and it is going to be an awesome movie! =) But yeah I agree with the bunch of closeted gay actors hahahaha ;)

  • Kourtney

    Bradley Cooper, really? My gaydar has never gone off with him….

    I was going to virtually slap you if you said Patrick Dempsey, he is my love :)

  • jerseygirl

    Dec 20, 2009 @ 02:04 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Topher Grace, marry me.
    ————-
    And Bradley Cooper can marry me.

  • NICOLE .

    I don’t know much about him, but once upon a time, he was out and you can’t really keep that hidden for long.

    Haha. I think Dempsey is safe.

  • NICOLE .

    You love the twinks, don’t you? That is your favorite flavor.

  • MitchelMluv

    Anonymous said:
    i think taylor should have gotten the role of the dog. i mean, she is the bitch.

    ____

    **claps** well said XD that made me laugh

  • Anonymous

    Lmao about the first part

  • Anonymous

    He’s always had a crush on Jessica Alba and now he’s playing her dog!

    LMAO!!! WTG Joe! :D

  • Dangerpears.

    I hope they did not cast him as a dog, because his audtion sucked or something, usually they give little roles for people who can’t act.

    Joe is okay, but he needs to be relaxed and natural with it, over time he will be a PRO! ( like he is in bed :) LOL, i had to put that sexual pun in there xD )

  • ssexybeast

    his voice isn’t in it at all…

    Well that sucks.
    I bet he’s going to be the best thing about the movie<3
    Him or George Lopez lol
    Gotta love George ;)

  • ssexybeast

    Taylor acts to much like a barbie. Yes haters I know it’s acting but I seriously think she should stick to singing. Ugh every singer has to become an actor and every actor has to become a singer. Lame.

    Nice icon!

  • itsme

    I’m confused…how do we know he’s the voice of the dog? lol.

  • anon

    LOL what did you expect? He was busy all summer.He probably recorded a few lines in the studio.

  • Anonymous

    am i the only one wishes Selena was Taylor Ss part xD
    Taylena :)

  • Yaten

    That’s…really upsetting.

  • Anonymous

    He already said he wasn’t in it because of scheduling conflicts…the filming was in like September or October when he was filming Camp Rock 2 and right before they were about to finish their World Tour.

  • Kourtney

    itsme said:
    I’m confused…how do we know he’s the voice of the dog? lol.
    ******
    he’s listed on imdb as “Morley Clarksons dog / voice”

  • Leena

    taylor swift doesn’t even sound like herself in the trailer.

  • Katie13

    Lmao, I love joe, I really do, but I burst into a fit of giggles when I read he was playing Jessica Albas dog, this made my day…..

  • Anonymous

    Joe gotthe role of a dogs voice? xD what, does he just bark? lol.

    he shouldve got a person role. and maybe taylor could be the dog :/

  • Anonymous

    they have some GOOD ACTORS AND ACTRESSES
    Patrick Dempsey Julia Roberts Anne Hathaway and more cool cant wait to see it!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day_%28film%29

  • Anonymous

    i don’t think it’s that he couldn’t of gotten a bigger role, i think it’s just because of scheduling conflicts, like he said in that other post…

  • MZ

    T-Swizzle cannot act. At all. Just my opinion but it’s the truth really isn’t it ;) I know I’ve get bollocked by Swifty fans now but it had to be said ;)

  • jackielynn

    I wonder if her character is the type of girl who let’s her dog lick her p***y …

  • DinoGirl

    Topher Grace, marry me.

  • flywithmexo

    We’ll never know untill Joe says its true. P.S I don’t get why there would be a talking dog in a movie about love. Taylor Swift falls in love with the dog. Now that’d be a good movie line, especially with Joe’s voice. ;)

  • Anonymous

    Joe isn’t the best actor out there. He kinda sucks in Jonas. So I think voice acting is at best. There is no possible way he can fuck that up. Or is there? :/

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha that’s funny and totally true…she should’ve been the dog, at least Joe can act

  • Anonymous

    i think taylor should have gotten the role of the dog. i mean, she is the bitch.

  • NICOLE .

    So… no gay characters, just a bunch of closeted gay actors? How shocking.

  • itsme

    Yeah, I didn’t think he would be in it, period. Weird. And just b/c imdb said that, it doesn’t mean anything. Can’t you change stuff on there?

  • Anonymous

    GossipFaSho

    Let it be known that @nikkijonas is the one that said Joe Jonas was playing Jessica Alba’s dog.. oceanUP seemed to forget to credit her….
    half a minute ago from web

  • Kourtney

    NICOLE . said:
    So… no gay characters, just a bunch of closeted gay actors? How shocking.
    ******
    haa, which ones are you talking about?

  • Anonymous

    Joe’s SOOOO talented he could only get the role of a dog, LOL. Yes, that’s sarcastic but anyway I definately want to see this movie, it looks funny because of Ashton. I absolutely hate Jamie Foxx though for his unnessecary rant about Miley, it was completely uncalled for, he’s an asshole.

  • Anonymous

    hes a noclass low life WORST than KANYE MUCH WORST
    ______
    Your saying that a comeidian making a harmless jokes at miley cyrus is worse than a drunken ignorant rasist who went up on the stage took the mic off a 19 year old girl and told her that she didnt deserve it. All he did was make some bad ass jokes about her gums and shit.

  • jackkiee

    ive seen the prescreening of this movie. JOE ISNT IN IT AT ALL. its an adorable movie though :) loved it.

  • Anonymous

    What do Kanye West and Jamie Foxx have in common?

    They both apologized on Jay Leno.

    Muahahaha!

  • Anonymous

    hes a noclass low life WORST than KANYE MUCH WORST
    ______
    Your saying that a comeidian making a harmless jokes at miley cyrus is worse than a drunken ignorant rasist who went up on the stage took the mic off a 19 year old girl and told her that she didnt deserve it. All he did was make some bad ass jokes about her gums and shit.
    ——–
    Wohohoho. Kanye said nothing bad about Taylor. Jamie Foxx said really insulting stuff about Miley, and even if he meant is as a joke, what he said crosses the barrier of good taste by far.

  • xafranbix

    alright so im laughing my ass off with these movie quotes

  • Syds.

    I’m really excited about Patrick Dempsey being in it. I love him :)
    And at the preimiere I wonder whats going to happen. It’s about 3 months away so things might drastically change by then.
    —————-
    Oh God lets hope not. It would be a disaster if Taylor and Taylor broke up before the premiere. Then Taylor would have to be with 2 of her ex-boyfriends. Girl might have a mental breakdown.(still love her, but she might)

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Id say Taylor and Selena are both very fake but Selena is more fake. But they both cant sing at all but Taylor atleast knows how to write a song…
    ——–
    What the hell does “omg they’re so fake mean”. They have values, but they’re not afraid to express their emotions and opinions…they’re just being themselves, how’s that fake? No comprendo.

    ok w/e you think who cares but everybody knows they are no perfect goody goodies

  • Anonymous

    (replying to this) – Dec 20, 2009 @ 02:38 pm
    Danger-ous said:

    Anonymous said:
    Joe just needs to go audition other amazing actors do it. Not because he’s Joe Jonas that roles will be handed to him on a silver plate. And why did they even put Taylor Swift in there thank god it’s just a cameo she can’t act.
    ____________________________________

    The director wanted the two taylors too play bigger parts but she was still on her fearless tour and taylor L was still filming eclpise.But they have 1 scene to themselves

    And have you watched CSI and SNL. Yeah she can act.

  • xafranbix

    This movie reminds me of “New York i love you”
    like so many stars and Bradley Coopers in it
    yeah..

  • Anonymous

    Id say Taylor and Selena are both very fake but Selena is more fake. But they both cant sing at all but Taylor atleast knows how to write a song…
    ——–
    What the hell does “omg they’re so fake mean”. They have values, but they’re not afraid to express their emotions and opinions…they’re just being themselves, how’s that fake? No comprendo.

    ok w/e you think who cares but everybody knows they are no perfect goody goodies
    ______

    And are they supposed to be perfect goody goodies? No. Did they ever claim to be perfect goody goodies? No. Actually they both said they’re far from perfect. Is it a bad thing to be imperfect? No, everyone is. Soo…what’s your point? We know they’re not perfect, they know it too, they’re not hiding it. O_o The only people that claim they’re trying to be perfect are the haters.

  • Anonymous

    Looks like ‘Grays Anatomy’ to me, just don’t know why?

  • huh?

    ok w/e you think who cares but everybody knows they are no perfect goody goodies

    lmao thanks for stating the obvious..nobody claimed they were perfect

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Id say Taylor and Selena are both very fake but Selena is more fake. But they both cant sing at all but Taylor atleast knows how to write a song…
    ——–
    What the hell does “omg they’re so fake mean”. They have values, but they’re not afraid to express their emotions and opinions…they’re just being themselves, how’s that fake? No comprendo.

    ok w/e you think who cares but everybody knows they are no perfect goody goodies
    ______

    And are they supposed to be perfect goody goodies? No. Did they ever claim to be perfect goody goodies? No. Actually they both said they’re far from perfect. Is it a bad thing to be imperfect? No, everyone is. Soo…what’s your point? We know they’re not perfect, they know it too, they’re not hiding it. O_o The only people that claim they’re trying to be perfect are the haters.

    Im no hater and im not the person you were replying to But they do try and act like they are perfect and better then “others” i dont blame them thought i blame the media who puts this image on them to make it seem like the ones on top are so bad

  • xafranbix
  • HOLAA

    stop bashing on Jamie Foxx!
    hes actully really funny..
    and a decent actor.

  • Anonymous

    Joe cannot act. I love him, he’s got a beautiful voice, he’s gorgeous…but as far as Camp Rock and JONAS have shown, he cannot act to save his life…which is probably why he’s the voice of a dog.

  • Lilly

    this movie seems like a rip-off of love actually. don’t go see it for the taylors cause they are only in it for less then five mins.

  • Anonymous

    HOLAA said:

    stop bashing on Jamie Foxx!
    hes actullay really funny..
    and a decent actor.

    hes a noclass low life WORST than KANYE MUCH WORST

  • Anonymous

    Seriously, I’ll wait till someone uploads their scene(s) on Youtube. The rest of the movie just looks ehhh. A crapload of stars and a fun song in the trailer aren’t necessarily the makings of an awesome movie.

  • HOLAA

    stop bashing on Jamie Foxx!
    hes actullay really funny..
    and a decent actor.

    hes a noclass low life WORST than KANYE MUCH WORST

    oh please.
    is it because he bashed miley?
    so?
    it was a FUCKING joke.

  • Lilly

    soccerchick said:

    i thought this movie was realistic. why the hell would the dog talk?
    —-
    exactly what I was thinking..haha I guess they’re desparate.
    ————
    i don’t think the dog talk but you hear it thoughts

  • Jasss

    this movie looks good! I’m going to watch it !

  • Anonymous

    HOLAA said:

    stop bashing on Jamie Foxx!
    hes actullay really funny..
    and a decent actor.

    hes a noclass low life WORST than KANYE MUCH WORST

    oh please.
    is because he bashed miley?
    so?
    it was a FUCKING joke.

    I dont care who he bashed you dont bash a 16 y/o girl how pathetic can someone get even Howard Stern said it THE KING OF THE MEDIS

  • Lilly

    Anonymous said:

    Seriously, I’ll wait till someone uploads their scene(s) on Youtube. The rest of the movie just looks ehhh. A crapload of stars and a fun song in the trailer aren’t necessarily the makings of an awesome movie.
    —————
    i hate it when movie try to cram as many stars as they can into a movie. just becasue they are good actors doesn’t make it a good movie. i can name many example of movei that fail because they rely to much on star power and not enough on having a decent plot.

  • HOLAA
  • HOLAA
  • HOLAA
  • Imagine

    Eh..I don’t know.
    I think the makers of the film got too caught up with the actors and actresses that they didn’t really think of a good story.

  • MZ

    Valentines Day looks epic :) SO excited :) It reminds me of He’s Just Not That Into You :) I love the line ‘My closest relationship is with my blackberry! Thank god it vibrates!’ hahaha :)

  • xafranbix

    This is incredibly hilarious
    so deffinitely some jaylor drama coming..
    CHAN CHAN CHAN CHANNNNN…

  • itsme

    Danger-ous said:

    You guys, I’m sure he was offered a bigger role, but he was on tour all summer. I think it’s baby steps, he obviously really wanted to be in the movie
    ————-
    It’s true.

  • jerseygirl

    Danger-ous – your icon is precious.

  • Danger-ous

    You guys, I’m sure he was offered a bigger role, but he was on tour all summer. I think it’s baby steps, he obviously really wanted to be in the movie.

  • Anonymous

    I’d let that dog hump me any day.

  • Mercedes

    lmao well that’s got to suck…you get the voice of a dog & your ex gets more screen time & makes out w/ t. lautner.

    damn joe!!!

    and why is there a talking dog anyways?

  • Anonymous

    KELSO AND ERIC!! =D I can’t believe Ashton and Topher are in the same movie!

    Anyway, I really want Joe and the Taylors at the premiere. Add Selena in, and it’ll be hella awkward/hilarious.

  • ME.

    WTF, A DOG?! GTFO OF HERE! HE SHOULD OF SAID NO. WHAT KIND OF DUMB SHIT, “oh, you can’t be in the movie, so why don’t you just give the dog a voice…”I would have wlked away. Joe, your just not an actor, sorry.
    _____________________________________________________

    these are stupid rumors, fyi. there is NO JOE and there is NO TALKING DOG. i saw the screening of the movie.

  • BornToBeMrsJonas

    Joe deserves much more than only give his voice to a fraking doog–‘ Taylor (both of them) SUCK! I hate them!

  • BornToBeMrsJonas

    Taylor Swift cannot even sing, now she’ gonna act? Please!

  • Anonymous

    OMG! If Joe is in this movie, I am sooo watching it!
    even though Taylor Squared annoys the heck out of me..
    But i wanna hear Joe’s voice! why isn’t the dog in the trailer? lol
    BTW, Taylor swift’s character seems so annoying. GOOD thing she isnt a main character!

  • megan.jonas

    okay, who ISN’T in this movie !?
    this is the biggest variety of stars ever .
    looks like a really good movie . :)

  • BornToBeMrsJonas

    Like i only enjoy 3 musics of her, she TOTALLY DO NOT deserve 8 Grammy Nominations but.. what can we do? I’m only watching this movies cuz a piece of Joe is gonna be on it, and without The Taylor’s there are some great movie start on it too(:

  • Anonymous

    OMG! None of them are that good. Kevin is best of the 3 ans thats even stretching it. They need to stick to music

  • Anonymous

    I hope he is! But how come he hasnt talked about it?
    I know its a small part, but Taylor Swift wont shut up about her little acting role on this movie.. so..yeah.

  • Anonymous

    WTF, A DOG?! GTFO OF HERE! HE SHOULD OF SAID NO. WHAT KIND OF DUMB SHIT, “oh, you can’t be in the movie, so why don’t you just give the dog a voice…”I would have wlked away. Joe, your just not an actor, sorry.

  • Anonymous

    Joe can act???That is laughable. I HAVE NOT SEEN ONE THING YET THAT WOULD PROVE JOE CAN ACT. JOnas is a pathetic kid show and Camp Rock is just as weak and childish. Joe JOnas has NOT proven yet that he can act. And if he can act how good is he?? That is yet to be seen.

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift acting?
    OH MY GOSH, why do they punish us like this!!
    she’s TERRIBLE!

  • Anonymous

    What the hell? he’s the dog, what kind of crap is that?! I’m not going to watch the movie. I’ll just wait till his fans put that 5 second scene on Youtube…:/

  • Anonymous

    ok, IDIOT! ever thought that the dog was supposed to have a voice?
    They do that in many movies. They didnt GIVE him the role.. If this is even true.

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner play one of the couples in the movie. Each couple has their own story. They are one of the couples that have their Valentine Story. It is NOT a cameo. They have their own Valentine Story scene just like the other couples in the movie.

  • Anonymous

    Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher reunite! Now we need the rest of the That 70’s Show gang(:

  • Anonymous

    Oh no, Joe will to ruin the movie.

  • Anonymous

    Swift and Lautner are soooooo cute together. They both seem like super friendly nice people.

  • Anonymous

    Joe isnt in the movie because hes a HORRIBLE ACTOR. He sucks so bad on Jonas. Kevin is a WAY better actor than he is.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know why people think Taylor squared is a publicity stunt. These 2 people DONT need any publicity. You couldnt get more famous then these 2 right now.

    And as for Valentines Day movie publicity. This movie has more famous actors and actressess then I’ve seen in one movie in a long time. It certainly doesnt need some silly publicity from a teen couple.

    Taylor and Taylor are for real.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    i think taylor should have gotten the role of the dog. i mean, she is the bitch.

    HAHAHAH WELL SAID!

  • Anonymous

    i still have no idea what this movie is about and i have watched the trailer twice

  • Anonymous

    You make it seem like Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are the main characters, WHICH THEY ARE NOT.
    gosh, they are both horrible.
    SLUTAYLOR is the worst two faced wannabe SAINT.

  • BornToBeMrsJonas

    The JB are all good actors, otherwise people wouldn’t allowed them to have a TV Shoe. I agree Joe has TONS of thing to learn but NONE actors can start knowing everything, that’s way we call it START!

  • sel,dem,tay

    For all you noclue brainers, joe isnt in it, and he’s a bad actor so who really cares..

    and two stop saying taylor did bad as an actress cuz she didnt. Her role was a stupid clueless girl; thats who she acted as. So stfu pleas (:

    go taysquared

  • Anonymous

    joe is a horrible actor on jonas. really he should stick to singing, he’s mediocre at that too.

  • Anonymous

    The JB are all good actors, otherwise people wouldn’t allowed them to have a TV Shoe. I agree Joe has TONS of thing to learn but NONE actors can start knowing everything, that’s way we call it START!

    Your grammar ticks me off in many ways. “wouldn’t allowed” “none actors”.

  • lalalove

    Singers should stick to singing, and actors to acting.
    End of story.

  • HOLAA

    stop bashing on Jamie Foxx!
    hes actullay really funny..
    and a decent actor.

    hes a noclass low life WORST than KANYE MUCH WORST

    oh please.
    is because he bashed miley?
    so?
    it was a FUCKING joke.

    I dont care who he bashed you dont bash a 16 y/o girl how pathetic can someone get even Howard Stern said it THE KING OF THE MEDIS

    so he made a mistake.
    Doesnt make him a “noclass low life”
    and atleast he apologized.
    geez
    i bet your a crazy ass miley fan.

  • AnoyMost

    he’s not it that movie. it just internet rumors. joe suposed to be in the movie but he’s to busy for CmpRock2 and tour, so he doesn’t have anytime

  • OceanUp Fail

    he’s not it that movie. it just internet rumors. joe suposed to be in the movie but he’s to busy for CmpRock2 and tour, so he doesn’t have anytime

    he said in an interview when asked about it, that he was busy with touring + cr2 but they need to speak to producers, ect to see if they could fit him in, it would make sense that he plays a dog as he would only have to do a voice in a studio, meaning he wouldn’t really need to travel anywhere.
    Btw love your icon :D

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    hes a noclass low life WORST than KANYE MUCH WORST
    ______
    Your saying that a comeidian making a harmless jokes at miley cyrus is worse than a drunken ignorant rasist who went up on the stage took the mic off a 19 year old girl and told her that she didnt deserve it. All he did was make some bad ass jokes about her gums and shit.

    they are both losers but you dont make fun of a 16 y/o girl thats terrible people have feelings you know what Jamie did was MUCH worse

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Lauyner is gay.Taylor squared is a publicity stunt:

  • itsme

    I must say, I’m pretty disappointed he won’t be in it. Seeing him in something other than Disney would make my life.

  • Anonymous

    god taylor swift is in this? ugh kill me now. she is just disgusting.

  • BurninUpWDJDanger:)

    when TayS.says something about the number that TayL. wrote on her hand it looks actually like the JONAS Brotthers logo JB!
    haha im so obssed that i see them everywhereHAHA
    its just my opinion:D

  • MrsGregGarbowsky

    holy crap patrick and eric both in this movie? can you say HOTTIE OVERLOAD?!!! <333

  • Laurawr

    The dog… has a voice?

  • Livi

    i wish they actually had put joe’s voice in a person oh well, i guess u cant haveeverything the way u like it!! :(

  • Livi

    u are sooooo wrong!:( tay roxs ! u stink!!

  • Livi

    watch ur mouth!! :(

  • peekaboo

    haha Joe and Jessica alba together at last! but hes… a dog. no, scratch that. hes the VOICE of the dog.

    well everybodys gotta start somewhere.

  • cash loans

    I think that movie looks great, you cant go wrong with an all star cast like that.

  • Anonymous

    ahh i wanna see this soo bad!

  • $mantha$

    JOES THE VOICE OV A DOG ! o well @ least hes in it ! nd i luv dat taylor nd taylor r in it

  • $mantha$

    TAYLOR SWIFT IZ AWESOME ! dnt dis her

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift is a SHIT actress.
    goodness me.

  • cash loans

    I am ecited to see this movie, With all these great stars how can you go wrong.

  • steph

    ohmygoshhhhh i can’t wait!!! this looks friggin hilarious! and yay joe is in it also!!!!! :) :) yeaa its the voice of a dog but who cares, itll be the sexiest dog voice EVERRRR!!!!
    sooo excited

  • Krysta

    “I’M ONLY SEEEING THIS CAUSE OF JOEEE”

    Are you kidding me? LOOK AT THAT CAST. You really only pay attention to DISNEY? All those actors listed are way better then any Disney star or Twilight star or Taylor Swift. Just saying.

  • Destiny
  • Anonymous

    i think taylor should have gotten the role of the dog. i mean, she is the bitch.
    ___

    Ohhh really do you know her??

  • Anonymous

    oh my god. GREAT CAST. im actually excited for this movie. (y)

  • Anonymous

    oh, wow, there are actually good actors in it??? i thought that it was going to be just another disney movie or kids movie cause taylor lautner and taylor swift are in it, no offence to them btw, i love them!!!

  • Anonymous

    The JB are all good actors, otherwise people wouldn’t allowed them to have a TV Shoe. I agree Joe has TONS of thing to learn but NONE actors can start knowing everything, that’s way we call it START!
    ____________-

    This comment made me scream with laughter.
    They got in JONAS because they work for disney and there hot. It would be more ratings and money for disney.
    Have you seen nearly every person who works for disney ends up having there own show, album or even movie. Disney will let them have anything if they know it will make money.
    Thats what pisses me off about disney now.

  • Anonymous

    sel,dem,tay said:

    For all you noclue brainers, joe isnt in it, and he’s a bad actor so who really cares..

    and two stop saying taylor did bad as an actress cuz she didnt. Her role was a stupid clueless girl; thats who she acted as. So stfu pleas (:

    go taysquared

    ______________-

    YES!
    Finally not a stupid jonas brothers fan who hates taylor swift and loves joe.
    Finally someone who speaks the truth.
    I love them both but Joe is a terible actor and taylor swift is a good actress
    JUST FACE THE FACT!

  • GiveMyLifeForJoe

    oooh i wanna hear the part with his voice!
    taylor S. must be pissed that joe got a part, at least as a dog!
    i know that dog is gonna be AMAZING!
    im so glad that joe is into acting, he´s really good, and hey why cant he be a singer and an actor he can be ANYTHING he wants!
    im SO glad the Taylor are together!
    then TayS. cant be shouting shit about Joe to the world because now she has TayL. to make her happy! i dont know how she could act so inmature when joe was the one who made her famous, i dont hate her, i actually love her music, i liked it ever before she met joe, but i mean i just think Joe is awesome and tayS was really dumb 4let him go

    JONASEternity:)

  • Chelsea-Rose

    I’d love to have a dog with Joe’s voice :)

  • Anonymous

    Guys, he may be providing the voice of the dog, but let’s not get hasty, neither of the Taylor’s names were even mentioned in the opening credits. Its not like she’s all that, and tbh, she probably got the bigger role because she needed more pay than him. Just saying.

  • Anonymous

    oh how cute is it that emma roberts and julia roberts are in the same movie.. i like that alot

  • Anonymous

    lets hope taylor is a better actress then she is a singer.
    she writes good songs, but her voice is awful.

  • OceanUp Fail

    YAY :D Joe’s in it (:
    Erghh Oceanup just like stfu, ‘joe jonas plays a dog, while taylor swift plays homecoming queen who makes out taylor launter’ >.>

    Anyway, I hate how Taylor’s like ‘i have his number on my hand’, I guess it supposed to be like an in joke for her fans or something, but it’s not very funny :\

  • OceanUp Fail

    sel,dem,tay said:

    For all you noclue brainers, joe isnt in it, and he’s a bad actor so who really cares..

    and two stop saying taylor did bad as an actress cuz she didnt. Her role was a stupid clueless girl; thats who she acted as. So stfu pleas (:

    go taysquared

    ______________-

    YES!
    Finally not a stupid jonas brothers fan who hates taylor swift and loves joe.
    Finally someone who speaks the truth.
    I love them both but Joe is a terible actor and taylor swift is a good actress
    JUST FACE THE FACT!


    Jhezeee calm down.
    Tbh their both as good as each other, but for me Joe is a slight bit better, but I am bias tbh.
    Taylor should really stick to music FOR NOW, as thats where shes making the big bucks, where Joe doesn’t really have anything going on atm and acting is his passion.
    Tbh we’ve only ever seen Joe on silly little disney shows, how can we compare accurately if they’ve been on completely different shows?

  • hpaddictedx

    Joe’s part is on imdb so I’m guessing it’s legit….
    Joe Jonas … Morley Clarksons dog / voice

    HAHAHAH he’s going to be Jessica Biel’s dog.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0817230/

  • Anonymous

    Lmao, he said he couldn’t film the movie, if anything Joe should feel complimented that they got him a voice role instead.

    And screw Taylor. While she is just kissing Taylor Lautner, Joe is getting cozy with Jessica Alba (making every guy out there jealous).

  • Mercedes

    Anonymous said:
    HOLAA said:

    stop bashing on Jamie Foxx!
    hes actullay really funny..
    and a decent actor.

    hes a noclass low life WORST than KANYE MUCH WORST

    oh please.
    is because he bashed miley?
    so?
    it was a FUCKING joke.

    I dont care who he bashed you dont bash a 16 y/o girl how pathetic can someone get even Howard Stern said it THE KING OF THE MEDIS
    ———————-
    i love kanye & jamie. i laughed really hard when both of them dissed those girls.
    hahahahahahahahahaha
    if it was funny, it was funny. *shrugs*

  • Anonymous

    I think theres something wrong with Taylor L face. He looks so sexy from side angles. But dayum. When i look at his face front on, its so wierd and squished. :/

  • Anonymous

    they are both losers but you dont make fun of a 16 y/o girl thats terrible people have feelings you know what Jamie did was MUCH worse
    _________

    I’ll probably disagree i think that it wasnt very nice of jamie foxx but miley was and is very mature for her age to her its just a brush off her shoulder and get on with life.
    For kanye hes ruined that girls memory of having her first VMA award and he said it too her face on worldwide television . I think Jamie is arggont and i aint sticking up for him or anything but i think the kanye thing was just so god damn heartrenching

  • iFly…JJ

    Guys didnt he say that he wasnt able to do the movie?

  • Chloelouisejonas.

    a talking dog..?

  • Anonymous

    i think if he does play the role of a dog, it will be like a dream sequence with jessica albas character with him. and since she booked a hotel for just her and her dog, shes desperate for some sort of conpanionship. thus the the reason the dog talks…in her mind. but really, if joes playing the part of a DOG, i will pee a little bit.

  • Anonymous

    i think if he does play the role of a dog, it will be like a dream sequence with jessica albas character with him. and since she booked a hotel for just her and her dog, shes desperate for some sort of conpanionship. thus the the reason the dog talks…in her mind. but really, if joes playing the part of a DOG, i will pee a little bit.

  • iFly…JJ

    I think Id be in the movie theater all like “That dog is FINE:D”

  • xharmony

    A dog? He’s the voice of a DOG?

  • StarLight24

    I can’t wait to see this movie! Taylor Swift seems like a really good actress! I’m gonna go see this the day it comes out. There’s so many amazing, talented people starring in it!

  • iFly…JJ

    That has got to be the sexiest dog alive:D

  • iFly…JJ

    I think theres something wrong with Taylor L face. He looks so sexy from side angles. But dayum. When i look at his face front on, its so wierd and squished. :/

    ——–

    Right that he does look weird from the front,I mean if you look at his face as profile it looks sexy,but then from the front its all tight and mouse-ish.But,he is ripped.

  • Rachel

    First of all, OceanUp, where’s your proof? Did you read an official statement by the production company? By Joe’s “people”? By anyone? Or did you just read internet rumors?

    Secondly, Joe and Taylor broke up over a year ago. Stop bringing her into every circumstance that has to do with Joe or his career, and vice versa. Even if Taylor apparently can’t let it go, everyone else should.

    Thirdly, why did you have to put it that way in particular? “Joe does the voice of a dog while his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend are playing the most popular kids in school.” Way to try and make it out as though he has a shitty role. For all you know, his role could be the funniest in the whole freaking movie.

    Jeez Louise.

  • StarLight24

    iFly…JJ said:
    Guys didnt he say that he wasnt able to do the movie?
    ———
    I actually didn’t even hear about him having a part in it until now. Since he’s not featured in the trailer for the movie, I’m not entirely sure that he is the voice of the dog. Guess we’ll have to wait and see.

  • iFly…JJ

    y’all homies gimme your twitter.

  • Anonymous

    if joes playing the part of a DOG, i will pee a little bit.
    —-
    LMAO!

  • Anonymous

    First of all, OceanUp, where’s your proof? Did you read an official statement by the production company? By Joe’s “people”? By anyone? Or did you just read internet rumors?

    Secondly, Joe and Taylor broke up over a year ago. Stop bringing her into every circumstance that has to do with Joe or his career, and vice versa. Even if Taylor apparently can’t let it go, everyone else should.

    Thirdly, why did you have to put it that way in particular? “Joe does the voice of a dog while his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend are playing the most popular kids in school.” Way to try and make it out as though he has a shitty role. For all you know, his role could be the funniest in the whole freaking movie.

    Jeez Louise.

    ___________________________

    OceanUp is always lame like that.

  • Mercedes

    Melissa=) said:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/luuuucia/4079326096/sizes/o/in/set-72157622

    Ehh, I think he’s hot. :]
    ===========
    yeah i know. i dont know why people on oceanup think hes so ugly
    ————-
    because they are in love with the jonas brothers!!!
    taylor lautner is sexy!!
    joe’s ok & nick is adorably cute.

  • iFly…JJ

    iFly…JJ said:
    Guys didnt he say that he wasnt able to do the movie?
    ———
    I actually didn’t even hear about him having a part in it until now. Since he’s not featured in the trailer for the movie, I’m not entirely sure that he is the voice of the dog. Guess we’ll have to wait and see.
    ———
    Yeah,but there was an interview where he said he couldnt do a movie he was offered to do because he was busy touring.

  • Anonymous

    Hahaahahah, joe the voice of the dog? I’m sorry that’s just funny to me.

  • Anonymous

    wow, taylor [s].. nice… dance moves?

  • Mercedes

    Anonymous said:
    KELSO AND ERIC!! =D I can’t believe Ashton and Topher are in the same movie!
    —————
    OMG you’re right!
    i wonder if they have any scenes together?…& where’s Fez?! lol

  • iFly…JJ

    I think maybe some crazed teenie or “insider” sent this to oceanUP.

  • Anonymous

    this movie is gonna be EPIC!
    i mean, look how many A-list stars there are.
    && not to mention, the director of Pretty Woman.
    I CANT WAIT!!

  • Anonymous

    awww that sucks… And he wants to become an actor :/
    ___________________________
    I’m laughing hysterically at this comment, IKK why.
    _____________________

    Hahaa i laughed at this comment too :)

  • Anonymous

    i expected the only talking dog in this movie to be taylor swift.

  • Anonymous

    what were the creators of this movie thinking?
    producer1:”oh this movie is perfect we have a great cast, good concept, and humor but i think its missing something.”
    Producer2:”a talking dog! thats what its missing!and this dog shall have joe jonas’s voice”

  • Anonymous

    just how they phrased it makes me LMFAO. like joe’s the voice of a dog and taylor and taylor are like head roles. ahahah

    “Joe Jonas’ Valentine’s Day role is the voice of Jessica Alba’s dog. While Joe’s ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift plays a popular high school cheerleader and her current beau Taylor Lautner plays a football star”

  • Dangerpears.

    JOEE!

  • Anonymous

    No way! Joe’s in the movie?It just got 10x better!

    And Is Taylor Swift for real?
    ——
    Why wouldn’t she be? She’s not playing herself, she’s playing an annoying cheerleader :P

  • ssexybeast

    No way! Joe’s in the movie?It just got 10x better!

    And Is Taylor Swift for real?

  • Dangerpears.

    I was just thinking that we needed a Jonas post! :D

  • Charlotte-x-

    OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • HOLAA

    hes a noclass low life WORST than KANYE MUCH WORST
    ______
    Your saying that a comeidian making a harmless jokes at miley cyrus is worse than a drunken ignorant rasist who went up on the stage took the mic off a 19 year old girl and told her that she didnt deserve it. All he did was make some bad ass jokes about her gums and shit.

    they are both losers but you dont make fun of a 16 y/o girl thats terrible people have feelings you know what Jamie did was MUCH worse

    not really, kanye did that on live nation television. with alot of people watching.
    GTFO

  • Anonymous

    I DONT SEE JOE JONAS WHERE IS HE? CAN SOME ONE EXPLAIN ME THIS I DONT UNDERSTAND WHERE IS THE DOG AND JOE? PEASE I NEED TO KNOW

  • jackkiee

    I DONT SEE JOE JONAS WHERE IS HE? CAN SOME ONE EXPLAIN ME THIS I DONT UNDERSTAND WHERE IS THE DOG AND JOE? PEASE I NEED TO KNOW

    ——————————————
    joe isnt in the movie, like at all! & theres no talking dog either. its been made up by some delusional teenies.

  • Anonymous

    The movie has been planned out and been shooting for a year. Tay L. Said he had a really really small break between shooting New moon and Eclipse and they asked him if he could be in it. They also asked TSwfit and she took a small break from her BUSSY TOUR. So this whole Joe didn’t have time because he was so busy is kinda stupid seeing that all the actors have a small role and most parts wouldn’t take longer that 2 days to shoot. So idk. Maybe he was just…… dawging us Lmao yall get it? Lol

  • Anonymous

    Ahahahahahahaha NO.

  • xafranbix

    its so funny i cant help it
    Joe is playing his celebrity crush dog’s voice
    while Joes ex makes the hell out with buff man over there.

  • Anonymous

    So, the dog is snuggling up with his celebrity crush…
    And Taylor Lautner is clothed throughout the movie, so all we really see is Taylor making out with a beady eyed large nosed caveman like creature lmfao.

  • Fairy

    joe’s not in it. i already watched it. and the dog does not talk. at all.

  • Leena

    Taylor Lauyner is gay. Taylor squared is a publicity stunt:

    you know it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSWFngD7BcU

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    Doesn’t Joe have a crush on Jessica? :P

  • Ratface Swift

    Bradley Cooper isn’t gay!

  • Gemini

    1:47 is hilarious she’s trying

  • soccerchick

    haha what is he going to do? growl?

  • Anonymous

    I CANT WAIT!!! i am so excited for this movie

  • Anonymous

    bradley cooper is too hot for words.

  • ssexybeast

    Joe should have been the voice of Taylor Swift’s cat…now THAT would be gold!
    What’s wrong with these script writers?

  • MZ

    SlippinIntoTheL… said:
    Doesn’t Joe have a crush on Jessica? :P

    ——-

    Probably! I swear that boy thinks with his pants haha :)

  • mileylurve

    This is hilarious.
    How awkward was it to see them kissing (for Joe)?

  • ggggffff

    Yeah, Joe’s not in the movie, IMDB is wrong. He said he didn’t do anything due to scheduling because of the tour. Good try though.

  • Anonymous

    why is taylor lautner orange?

  • Angela.

    Kudos, Joseph! ;]
    I’m still happy for him.

    How ironic. Joe gets to play the dog while Lautner plays hottie football player. It doesn’t compute somehow. -.-

  • Anonymous

    He said FILMING.
    Read & comprehend, filming and voice acting is not the same thing.

  • soccerchick

    so how are you guys?

  • Ratface Swift

    When Taylor hears Joes voice she will probably stealmthe dog and keep it in her Joe shrine with her voo doo doll,posters,his hair clippings,articles of clothes she stole from him ,ect.

  • Kourtney

    jerseygirl said:
    Dec 20, 2009 @ 02:04 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Topher Grace, marry me.
    ————-
    And Bradley Cooper can marry me.
    **********
    And Patrick Dempsey can marry me and now we’re all happy with our older wiser husbands :)

  • NICOLE .

    Oh my God, Anonymous, you can’t just ask people why they’re orange.

  • Anonymous

    I know, am I like the only girl who thinks Taylor Lautner is not hot at all? Yeah he has a great body, Joe does as well, so does every other Hollywood guy.

  • ssexybeast

    Oh my God, Anonymous, you can’t just ask people why they’re orange.

    LOL!

  • Angela.

    Oh my God, Anonymous, you can’t just ask people why they’re orange.
    ____________________________________________

    Bahaha! You are so fetch!

  • _mwahbella

    That kiss looked & felt awkward to watch /:

  • Anonymous

    pfft just a voice ? a DOG voice LMFAO !!!! yeah well ..way to go joe way to go lol :P

  • Angela.

    I know, am I like the only girl who thinks Taylor Lautner is not hot at all? Yeah he has a great body, Joe does as well, so does every other Hollywood guy.
    _____________________________________________

    Lautner is a butterface. End of story. ;]

  • DinoGirl

    Kourtney said:

    jerseygirl said:
    Dec 20, 2009 @ 02:04 pm
    DinoGirl said:

    Topher Grace, marry me.
    ————-
    And Bradley Cooper can marry me.
    **********
    And Patrick Dempsey can marry me and now we’re all happy with our older wiser husbands :)
    ___________________________________

    Winners. Winners. Chicken Dinners. :]

  • Danger-ous

    mileylurve said:
    This is hilarious.
    How awkward was it to see them kissing (for Joe)?
    —————-
    I’m not 100% sure but I don’t think he give’s a rat’s ass.

  • Anonymous222

    he’s only starting off in acting carm down people
    john travolta played a dog in bolt!?

  • soccerchick

    I know, am I like the only girl who thinks Taylor Lautner is not hot at all? Yeah he has a great body, Joe does as well, so does every other Hollywood guy.
    _____________________________________________

    Lautner is a butterface. End of story. ;]

    No way!

  • Anonymous

    Oh my God, Anonymous, you can’t just ask people why they’re orange.
    ——-
    hahahah i laughed out loud.
    favorite movie ever.
    “glen cocoa? 4 candy canes for you glen cocoa! you go glen cocoa.and none for gretchen weiners.Bye.”

  • MZ

    I’m sick of the people on the Miley post :@ And now I’m all angry because of shouting down all the stupid ignorant 12 year olds :( How’s everyone?

  • Anonymous

    I know, am I like the only girl who thinks Taylor Lautner is not hot at all? Yeah he has a great body, Joe does as well, so does every other Hollywood guy.
    —-
    I would take Joe over Taylor L. anyday.
    :) easy.

  • Anonymous

    Exactly, so many people have done voice acting its no big deal.
    Like everyone starts somewhere, Taylor was a corpse with minimal acting throughout the show and Taylor Lautner was sharkboy.

  • CornPopsGirl

    OMG. best profile pic ever. I love your icon dude!

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAH. Taylor swift acting? Im sorry but she needs too stick to singing. her acting sounded super fake ppl. Thats just my opinion. and yeah
    Danger-ous
    (replying to this) – Dec 20, 2009 @ 02:21 pm
    Danger-ous said:

    mileylurve said:
    This is hilarious.
    How awkward was it to see them kissing (for Joe)?
    —————-
    I’m not 100% sure but I don’t think he give’s a rat’s ass.

    ___________________
    Lol, i bet he doesn’t either- He left her so im pretty sure its the other way around.
    How disturbing is it to have a boyfriend with ur same name? I mean he’s hot but does she just care about his body..?
    Hope she’s better than that!
    Cause come on, after joe? Lol :)
    *About time for a jonas post!!*

  • Anonymous

    WTF lmao

  • Anonymous

    I have a feeling that when Taylor goes to watch at the premier, and his voice comes on, she’ll be all. “this role suits him, since he is a DOG” LOL jk. Just a lame joke on my part XDD

    —–

    LOL, that totally made me laugh. Definately not lame, hahaha :) & no everyone I don’t hate him.

  • Anonymous

    I have a feeling that when Taylor goes to watch at the premier, and his voice comes on, she’ll be all. “this role suits him, since he is a DOG” LOL jk. Just a lame joke on my part XDD

  • Kourtney

    I love these types of movies with people with intertwining lives such as love actually and he’s just not that into you. I can’t wait!!

  • whaddafuxk

    going to see that cause of topher grace! AKA ERIC FOREMANNN
    screw taylor lautner and joe jonas (lmfao, no rlly, love them <3)
    BUT ERICCCCCCC FOREMANNNN <3

  • Kammi

    I thought he would be in it, as a person. Not just a voice of some character… LMAO.

  • Leena

    lol…

  • whaddafuxk

    just how they phrased it makes me LMFAO. like joe’s the voice of a dog and taylor and taylor are like head roles. ahahah

    “Joe Jonas’ Valentine’s Day role is the voice of Jessica Alba’s dog. While Joe’s ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift plays a popular high school cheerleader and her current beau Taylor Lautner plays a football star”

    ______________________________________
    taylor and taylor aren’t star roles.
    at least i hope not.
    taylor swift is a BAD actress.

  • Doom

    LOL.

  • hpaddictedx

    just how they phrased it makes me LMFAO. like joe’s the voice of a dog and taylor and taylor are like head roles. ahahah
    ——–
    They are not the lead roles at all….don’t insult the cast like that.

  • Anonymous

    We want to see this!
    :)

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift isn’t pretty enough to be a high school cheerleader

    yeah she’s just a 6 foot tall blonde who modeled for abercrombie…that just screams ugly…

  • Angela.

    Angela–

    ….And if he wasn’t famous and you saw him?
    __________________________________________

    HOT body.
    But not cute. -.-
    Sorry, darling.

  • Anonymous

    The director probably watched JONAS and thought fuck this shit this boy cant act ill just put him as a dog. haaa
    Jonas brothers should really stick to singing cause i watched dat JONAS wid ma lil sis doesnt make sense and then they all cant act but she lved it just lyk most ov da girls on diss thing

    Taylor swift is a good actress tho. i watched dat CSI where she was dat wierd girl and seriously mayn she got talent. and shes finee!!!!!!
    taylor lautner is luky to be able to make owt wid her.

    now im gnna have a load ov girls having a go at me hehe, go on then tell me how awesome da jonas brothers are…….

    WHAT CSI EPISODE AND WHAT KIND LIKE LAS VEGAS,MIAMI,OR NY?????

  • Anonymous

    The director probably watched JONAS and thought fuck this shit this boy cant act ill just put him as a dog. haaa
    Jonas brothers should really stick to singing cause i watched dat JONAS wid ma lil sis doesnt make sense and then they all cant act but she lved it just lyk most ov da girls on diss thing

    Taylor swift is a good actress tho. i watched dat CSI where she was dat wierd girl and seriously mayn she got talent. and shes finee!!!!!!
    taylor lautner is luky to be able to make owt wid her.

    now im gnna have a load ov girls having a go at me hehe, go on then tell me how awesome da jonas brothers are…….

    WHAT CSI EPISODE AND WHAT KIND LIKE LAS VEGAS,MIAMI,OR NY?????

  • Anonymous

    The director probably watched JONAS and thought fuck this shit this boy cant act ill just put him as a dog. haaa
    Jonas brothers should really stick to singing cause i watched dat JONAS wid ma lil sis doesnt make sense and then they all cant act but she lved it just lyk most ov da girls on diss thing

    Taylor swift is a good actress tho. i watched dat CSI where she was dat wierd girl and seriously mayn she got talent. and shes finee!!!!!!
    taylor lautner is luky to be able to make owt wid her.

    now im gnna have a load ov girls having a go at me hehe, go on then tell me how awesome da jonas brothers are…….

  • Anonymous

    JONAS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE.
    Lmfao, you don’t make since, “wif dat way of ritin”.

  • Anonymous

    ashton “are these for your wife”
    boy “im 10 years old”
    ashton “oh im sorry i didn’t realize”

    hahah im excited for this movie!!!

  • Anonymous

    Joe as the voice of a dog?

    I don’t know whether to laugh or feel sorry for him.
    Little degrading don’t cha think?

    But, if he’s fine with it and is in it for a laugh, then… happy days. :D

  • Anonymous

    taylor swift should have been the voice of the dog, i mean she is the bitch.

  • soccerchick

    Angela, you are officicaly blind! ..Just saying.

  • THE ME

    Id say Taylor and Selena are both very fake but Selena is more fake. But they both cant sing at all but Taylor atleast knows how to write a song…

  • Anonymous

    Id say Taylor and Selena are both very fake but Selena is more fake. But they both cant sing at all but Taylor atleast knows how to write a song…
    ——–
    What the hell does “omg they’re so fake mean”. They have values, but they’re not afraid to express their emotions and opinions…they’re just being themselves, how’s that fake? No comprendo.

  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry, but Ashton’s really not a good actor. He always plays the exact same role :\ But then again, Jessica Alba’s not a good actress at all. I’m not sure about this movie, it seems way cheesy, but some of the actors are ok and then some others are not so good..hmm

  • Kourtney

    Syds,
    I’m really excited about Patrick Dempsey being in it. I love him :)
    And at the preimiere I wonder whats going to happen. It’s about 3 months away so things might drastically change by then.

  • soccerchick

    Angela–

    ….And if he wasn’t famous and you saw him?
    __________________________________________

    HOT body.
    But not cute. -.-
    Sorry, darling.
    —-

    Ugh. Haha. You sound like my sister, she thinks he looks like a monkey.

  • jerseygirl

    Um where is it confirmed that he is actually the voice? I thought it was just an internet rumor.

  • Nicole

    IMDB :P i sent this to oceanup last night

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    OMG, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

  • Goldengal11

    Anonymous said:

    awww that sucks… And he wants to become an actor :/
    ________________

    Haha. You have to start somewhere, right?

  • Nicksgurl4life1

    haha..its true.
    You have to start with something.
    :P

  • hoppedoftheplaneatLAX

    Taylor is a terrible actress.This movie looks good though.

  • Anonymous

    They are all just small story lines. That’s why they have so many actors. Its just a scene telling a story and at the end everything comes together. Its not just Tay squared that have mall parts.

  • jerseygirl

    “Ignorant of reality”

    That line made me laugh.

  • Gemini

    Ignorant of reality”

    That line made me laugh.

    ——
    my fave line from the trailer

  • Anonymous

    OMG!!! WHAT!!!! HAHHAAA FUNNY!!!!

  • Anonymous

    This is a fucking all star cast.
    Shit

  • Anonymous

    joe said he was supposed to be in the movie but scheduling didn’t work out. he was too busy. now hes in it? as the voice of a dog? wtf

  • Danger-ous

    (replying to this) – Dec 20, 2009 @ 02:14 pm
    jerseygirl said:
    Danger-ous – your icon is precious.
    —————-
    Thank you so much! I can hardly take any of the credit. You had one similar, no?

  • Goldengal11

    I love how the trailer is all pink! So cute.

  • mow.

    Lol, this looks funny.

  • brianaheart19

    He role is probably going to be the person nattors some of the parts or is like ” Life sucks when your a dog. Nobody loves you.” Then licks Jessica Abla face.

    I actually think Taylor is a pretty good actcress I mean CSI she was good. Though he chacter already annoys me in this trailer.

  • Anonymous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5U7x6ZuGEQ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Vgdd8tBak

    two videos of nicholas jonas being completely adorable.

  • Anonymous

    i really wish he still did the nick j. is off the chain raps! :(

  • Angela.

    Lautner is a butterface. End of story. ;]

    No way!
    _____________________________________________

    I’m sorry, dear, but he is. :]

  • DinoGirl

    Fruit cake.
    A Christmas treat that gets no respect. ;]

  • Anonymous

    Ok why even bother posting that Joe is in the movie when he isn’t. Joe was supposed to have a role but due to conflicts with his scheudle he wasn’t able to do the movie.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    This is stupid because Joe Jonas is not even in the trailer.

  • Anonymous
  • Kourtney

    DinoGirl said:
    Winners. Winners. Chicken Dinners. :]
    *******
    awesome. awesome. Jack Dawson :)

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Swift isn’t pretty enough to be a high school cheerleader.

  • elenaaaa<3

    this looks like a hellaa beastinn moviee(;
    ahahhahaa.
    excited too see it
    &joee would be the voice of a dog .
    lmaooooo!

  • Anonymous

    taylor lautners face always looks like its scrunched up or something.

  • JoeJonasGirl0676

    Anonymous said:

    Joe isn’t the best actor out there. He kinda sucks in Jonas. So I think voice acting is at best. There is no possible way he can fuck that up. Or is there? :/

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Anonymous, shut up. He can to act ya dipshit.

  • Anonymissy

    Hahahahahaha!

    He was supposed to be a real big part but touring got in the way. So i’m guessing that this is the compensation! It works! Can’t wait to see it. :o)

  • soccerchick

    Lautner is a butterface. End of story. ;]

    No way!
    _____________________________________________

    I’m sorry, dear, but he is. :]
    —-
    hahaha! no! he’s so cute! (..okay, maybe not as cute as Joe…)

  • Anonymous

    i really wish he still did the nick j. is off the chain raps! :(
    —–
    me too. he was such a cutie when he did it! im gonna miss it :(

  • Kourtney

    YouBelongWithMe said:
    This is stupid because Joe Jonas is not even in the trailer.
    ******
    just another example of oceanup trying to start things..

  • Meow

    He’s playing the voice of a dog? Tha fuck!?

  • soccerchick

    haha i love taylor swift!

  • flywithmexo

    It’d be even more funnier if Joe got Taylor Lautner’s roll. :)

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