Very Happy SWEET 16 TO ALI LOHAN!

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Talented actress/ singer Ali Lohan turns 16 years old today [Dec. 22, 2009].

  • Anonymous

    i thought it was her 46th birthday

  • Anonymous

    16 !? REALLY ? Wow , i thought she was like 22. LOL & Linsdey wants Nick Jonas to go out with that thing ? Psssshhh , lindsey you make me laugh !

  • Anonymous

    “Talented..”??
    Your kidding right?

  • emma13

    happy birthday :)

  • Anonymous

    i h@te lindsey and ali

  • Anonymous

    First miley cyrus is a “timeless beauty” ali lohan is “talented”…YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!! i love it!!!!! good laughs ocean up!!! good laughs!!!!!!

  • chingwing

    amn i thought she was 20 :O

  • xoxokatie8

    :):):)

  • rhiiiiiii

    Talented actress/singer.

    Really?

  • Anonymous

    WHORE! BITCH! SLUT!

  • Anonymous

    YOU DID?! Damn, I’m putting her looking 40.

  • Anonymous

    YES. Someone AGREES! Hell, I’d put her at 50. I’m sorry, but what the fuck is wrong with this child? No 16 year old should be looking 50, or look like they COULD be 50. There has to be a medical issue here . . .

  • OceanUp Fail

    OMG she’s just 16!?
    That picture makes her look like she’s in her 30’s or something :|

  • Anonymous

    whoa i can’t believe i’m older than her i thought she was older than me

  • Mercedes

    HOLAA said:
    Talented actress/singer
    you make me laugh OceanUp.
    Ah..
    —-
    lmao i wasn’t the only one that caught that?

    yeah…16 going on 40. O_o

  • Anonymous

    yuckk

  • hithere

    i thought she was about to make 17!! happy bday anyway!

  • d1sneystars

    Talented actress and singer.

    Wait…talented? LMFAO. She’s not even an actress…

  • Anonymous

    so how long before lindsay dies of “natural causes” like brittany murphy

  • TSLove

    She’s just turned 16??? I thought she was like 25,24,23? around there somewhere.

  • Anonymous

    She looks 25…26? I hate the fact that she has implants at 16 :S

  • Anonymous

    SHE DOSENT LOOK 16 OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE A YOUNG 36 YEARS OLD WOMAN

  • ZainabJonas

    Happy Birthday Ali :)
    Your talented soo please for ur own sake Sort ur life out !

  • Anonymous12

    She’s only 16?

    Wow…

  • Giovanna_JonasGomezLovatoCyrus

    16? WHAT?! She looks like she’s in her 2O’s……
    She looks older than Taylor, she looks like Camilla’s age!
    Anyway, happy sweet sixteen!

  • Anonymous

    WHY SOME PEOPLE GROW FASTER THEN THEIR AGE? AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE GROW SLOWLY ABOUT THEIR AGE WELL THE AGE DOSENT MATER THE MATER IS THEIR LOOKS AND I KNOW IT

  • Anonymous

    Fuck, she’s ONLY 16? Whorebag.

  • Anonymous

    I just feel so bad for her. Her sister ruined her rep so much. I mean..she was never that great to begin with, but she isn’t as bad as people are making her out to be.

  • Amanda___

    She’s 16? God! She looks like my friend’s mother (who’s like 45 or something xD) Does she do drugs? Or smoke? Because there’s definitely something wrong with her…
    I kinda feel sorry for her; if she looks like that while she’s 16, imagine what she’ll look like when she’s 70! She’ll be a pile of ashes! xD LOL

  • Anonymous

    she is so not 16 years old
    i mean, right?

  • Anonymous

    She loooks like 25 at least!

  • Chelsea-Rose

    TALENTED?!
    Did you hear how edited her single was?
    And she still sounded bad.

    Besides, she a little famewhore.

  • Anonymous

    The girl who loves Nick Jonas??

  • Anonymous

    I thought she as atleast around 21 or 23? Lol xp, & “Talented/actress” O.O sorryy, not trying to be mean!

  • anonymous

    Shes Uglaayy! XD
    seriously she looks like a fish or something.
    ahahaha and it look like she stinks..like fish..XD idk how to explain but yeah shes ugllly! Lindsays prettier. well i think. :p

  • Raquel__

    Talented actress/singer

    Really?????

    She looks waaaaaaaaaay older than 16! I thought she was older than me!

  • Danger-ous

    She looks 47 and I feel sorry for that innocent surfboard.

  • Gabby

    LMFAOO oceanup your quite a comedian.
    talented actress?
    are we talking about the same ali lohan?

  • I’mCute:SNoShit

    omfg,this girl’s 16?? :O
    I’m 19 and she looks older than me,kinda wrinkled and everything :O wow girl!

  • Anonymous

    HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY ALI!
    HOPE SHE HAD A GREAT ONE! (:

    [[x3]]

  • Anonymous

    Well they’re clearly fake..and she must’ve had them at 15 since she JUST turned 16, which is so sad. I wish her luck, I hope she doesn’t follow in her sister’s footsteps :) Go Ali! You’re still young, plenty of time to choose a nice path in life!

  • Anonymous

    Hahahah “talented” that’s hilarious.
    Lindsay must be making her do drugs and smoking aswell.. Because there is no way she could look THAT old without doing drugs/smoking/drinking.

    Lindsay is a nobody now and so is her sister.
    There a joke. Seriously.

    Lindsay looks like she’s 60
    And ali looks like she’s 40.

    And lindsay wants ali to date nick jonas please.. As if he would go anywhere near that train wreck. She’s ugly. And would corrupt nick.
    And she would most likely try to rape nick lol.

  • Duh

    Talented Singer/actress? Wtf!
    and did she have implants? at 16?…
    Gosh Poor giirl.. NEXT!
    Btw Happy Birthday Strange Thing ._.!

  • sooo

    STOP HATING ON HER
    SHES AN AWESOME GIRL AND SHES REALLY NICE.
    SHE ALLWAYS DOES CHARITY WORK BTW, UNLIKE YOUR DISNEY BITCHES

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALI.

  • Anonymous

    she looks like she is 25 not 16

  • Andrea4568

    no freakin way she is just turning 16 she looks WAYYYYY older!! but damn HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL :D wish ya all the luck :D

  • Anonymous

    wow dude you lost me at “talented”……

  • Stephanie176

    happy birthday!!!

  • Taylena

    Ugly as her sister.

  • Anonymous

    she dus not look 16! freakin hell mann! i thought she was wayy olderr! and ive never seen her sing or herd any ov her songss :s

  • i hate oceanup

    She looks 47 and I feel sorry for that innocent surfboard.
    ___________________________________________
    LMAO!

  • Anonymous

    both her and lidsney both look wayyy older than they are! lidsney looks like shes 40 and ali looks lik shes lik 30……

  • shaCHEER11

    wow.. thats really weird that we share a birthday, date and year. i thought she was younger than me at first but now she look old.. not in a good way. she better stay off the path that lindsay is taking right now. i hope she had a good birthday!!

  • Anonymous

    woowowowowo ALI LOHANNN
    WHO GIVES A SHITT
    noo offense

  • Anonymous

    I see that you continue with your STUPID and SILLY comments about Ali’s age. What is in your minds? Do you guys have a live? Serously what is wrong with you boys and girls?!

    ALIANA IS 16! GET OVER IT! JUST GET OVER IT!

  • @Madie109

    Yes! Get over it!!!
    It doesn’t matter if she looks like 25, 20, 40, 35 or 19! There is a lot of people out there that would like to look older than what they really are and to have the same size of boobs that Ali has.

    So stop it!

  • Anonymous

    i dont know why ..but i dont like Ali nor her sister

  • Jonas Jonas Jonas 4 life

    Wow! Just… wow

  • Anonymous

    I SERIUSLY THOUGHT SHE WAS LIKE 20 SOMETHING. DANG SHE LOOKS SO MUCH ODLER IN THIS PIC:|

  • Brenda

    You’re so sweet! I would totally like to have a friend like you.
    And you are SO right, people don’t know her, so don’t mess with her and imagine that you are Ali, and that you are reading this…would you like to read all this stupid comments about yourself? And to see that people hate you for nothing?
    Hahaha Maybe you people are just jealous of her!!! So don’t make yourself look like such an idiots by writing all this comments.
    So put your feets on the ground and STOP being such stupid people!

    Happy B-day Ali! Sweet 16 wuuuu!

  • Livy

    Aw you’re my hero. and im jealous i want to meet ali!

  • Anonymous

    Hey! Don’t make fun of Ali. I met her last year because my friend is her Ali’s friend. And I saw her on her tv show on E!, and I thought that she was a very arrogant person and that she only wanted fame…
    But then I met her and she like the sweetest and funny person I’ve ever met, and we used to hang out. And she always told me that she really wanted to be in bussines but not to be known as Lindsay Lohan little sister, just Ali Lohan. But she also wanted to be famous, and she thought that by this year she would be the next lohan in the spot light, but something happened with the people she was suposed to worked and her music, etc.
    So she decided to spend time with Lindsay, ’cause maybe she could help her with her acting/music career. But I don’t know what is going on with her right now. I haven’t talk to her yet.

    So please do NOT make fun of her or say bad things about, because you people don’t know her and she is a really sweet girl that…. yeah… wants fame but don’t judge her. She has dreams to make it in this business.

    Please stop rude comments!

  • Anonymous

    “Talented” WHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT?!
    I bet this bitch doesn’t even know what talented means.

  • skeet

    ok that picture looks disgusting. im not one to down play other peoples looks but there just asking for it if they step out in that!

  • ARG-ima Piratian

    Everyone stop being assholes. Happy birthday!
    Bad pic.

  • xoxokatie8

    she looks way older then sixteen

  • OMGaTEENIE

    She’s only 16? Damn, I thought she was older.

  • oneofakindxo

    no freaking way. i thought she was older. :o
    anyway, happy birthday.

  • Anonymous

    Yes! Get over it!!!
    It doesn’t matter if she looks like 25, 20, 40, 35 or 19! There is a lot of people out there that would like to look older than what they really are and to have the same size of boobs that Ali has.

    So stop it!
    ________

    Uhhh her boobs are fake. If you really want them you could buy them. Although they look super weird.

  • Anonymous

    What are you talking about!
    Her boobs are NOT fake… Maybe yours are.

    Don’t be stupid, please! Did you really believe that she had implants? Well if you did… You’re the most stupid person in the world…really.

    And maybe my boobs are not the same size as her but I’m smart to know that all the people that is posting bad comments about it are just jealous of her. Because her sister is famous, she has big boobs that are not fake and she gets to travel around the world with her sis.

    Haters = Ignorants, fakes, idiots :)

  • xrainbowsprinklesx

    talented? right..
    she looks like she is 30 :/
    but anyways happy birthday

  • HOLAA

    Talented actress/singer

    you make me laugh OceanUp.
    Ah..

  • Anonymous

    talented? what does she do? she looks like she is 35 she needs to lay off the drugs and beer and smoking

  • iloveyouux

    Talented actress/ singer Ali Lohan

    LOL that was supposed to be a joke,right?

  • ET

    16? I thought she was like 18
    Gosh she looks WAY OLDER

  • Goldengal11

    Talented actress/ singer

    LMAO!

    Happy Birthday.

  • flywithmexo

    16? Jeez. I thought she was like 21. Does she do drugs?

  • Anonymous

    I didn’t know she was an actress..or a singer…??
    And she looks way older than 16. D:

  • Richard

    Yah, those are real.

  • aubreezybby

    wow i cant believe shes 16she looks 30 she is not ganna age well whoa and how is she talented she dosent do anythin

  • jbluver86

    omg to me, she looks like she could at least be 20 or something!!!

  • KelseyKimberley

    She’s just 16? I would of guessed she was like 26 for gods sake!

  • Jordan Shoes

    She looks gorgeous .