Nick Jonas DEATH HOAX + New Pick

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According to the Inquistr a rumor emerged that Nick Jonas died at the Baylor University Medical Center at 7 PM EST after going into cardiac arrest. It claimed that Nick experienced chest pains and difficulty breathing while receiving a lap dance from an exotic dancer at the ‘Silver City Cabaret, a popular strip club in Dallas.’ The report is UNTRUE, Nick Jonas is ALIVE.

  • Jazmine

    i feel horrible for laughing at this, but c’mon!
    im obviously very happy this is UNTRUE, but WTFF?

    who honestly just sits down and goes “Hmm…I’m bored. Lemme just blog that Nick Jonas died at a Strip Club. Yeah, I’ll do that.” LMFAO. siiiiiiigh. trouble breathing? it just reminds you that he’s still a kid.

  • Pink Elephant

    Anonymous said:

    At least she’s got a better chance of dating him again rather than dating you. How’sa bout that? BAM.

    ewww dont assume i want him i like nick better k bitch
    ___

    Yeah, cause I’m SUREEE Nick Jonas wants a girl who bashes his brother’s ex-girlfriends and his other brother’s wife and Nick’s NEW SISTER-IN-LAW. Get a life, just because you won’t ever date any of them, especailly Nick, don’t hate.

  • ssexybeast

    fake fake fake

    http://twitpic.com/vr81o
    -
    Oh My Goodness…not this shit again.


    Look at the damn shadows and sun reflections.If it’s so fake,find the separate pictures.

  • Pink Elephant

    Anonymous said:

    LOL OH MY GOD.

    *Nick goes on his computer, checks oceanup*
    NIck: “What the fuck.”
    ____

    LMFAO. WIN.

  • Anonymous

    does anyone even care baout them anymore seriously their gettin frikin old they only still sing because they want some extra money

  • Anonymous

    HOW DID WE START IT! U GUYS COPIED OUR IDEA AND YOUR BLAMING US! WE ACTUALLY LOVE AND ENJOY HIS MUSIC ALL U CARE ABOUT JONAS BROS ARE THERE LOOKS JUSTINS MUSIC SPEAKS TO PPL UNLIKE JONAS BROS HATERS JUSTIN PWNS DEAL K

  • Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHA!! that is the MOST STUPIDEST!!! thing i have EVER HERD!!! nick your awesome!! :D

  • Anonymous

    I was at that hospital last night (for reasons I’ll keep to myself) and he wasn’t there, nor was any other Jonas or other friends, family, etc.

  • Eneyi

    Awww, Laurenj I would but I’m actually gonna be traveling tomorrow, but I’ll try to get on at night :)

    Enjoy your picnic!

  • Anonymous

    is it just me or has anyone noticed when miley gets a new boyfriend nick starts to talk to “girls” is he trying to make her jealous… i have a feeling that 2010=2008 hmm but this time demi is on miley side :O !! wait till next week on Disney channel drama *(gossip girl theme song come’s on)* lol

    ———-

    I think you’re looking too into this.
    Sometimes things actually don’t have an underlying meaning. It just happens.

    And Nick would be the last person to have a meaning behind his words. He’d keep them in if anything. Like most people would.

  • Pink Elephant

    Anonymous said:

    SELENA GOMEZ IS BETTER THAN LADY GAGA,MADONNA AND BRITNEY SPEARS
    ______

    Kay I love Gomez and all..but.. no, just.. no. /:

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, cause I’m SUREEE Nick Jonas wants a girl who bashes his brother’s ex-girlfriends and his other brother’s wife and Nick’s NEW SISTER-IN-LAW. Get a life, just because you won’t ever date any of them, especailly Nick, don’t hate.
    ——————
    i didnt bash danielle that was someone else dont say what you dont know

  • CupcakesBBYx

    LOL OH MY GOD.

    *Nick goes on his computer, checks oceanup*
    NIck: “What the fuck.”

    ________________________

    Nick: Ohhhhh Shitt They Know what Ive Been Doinng

  • LAURENJ-

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    Congratulations LaurenJ on your engagement! :
    _________________

    Thankyou my Jonas Sister….Im very happy and excited and over the moon…How was your xmas??? Hope you got spoiled and had lots of fun….

  • Anonymous

    I find the possibility of a Jaylor reunion highly unlikely.

  • Anonymous

    Boooooo :(

  • omyjonasXx5

    HAH YEAH SECOND!

  • Eneyi

    Anonymous said:
    LOL OH MY GOD.

    *Nick goes on his computer, checks oceanup*
    NIck: “What the fuck.”
    ——-
    XD

  • cony

    Some of Fetus Beavers fans, are really really weird. LMAO at the person who said their bedtime is not until 8:30, hun that does not help you, at all.

  • bkdbsvkfsvbfs

    those people are pathetic.

  • Butterfly

    This made me laugh.

  • ilovemusic

    does anyone even care baout them anymore seriously their gettin frikin old they only still sing because they want some extra money

    I do.
    And I love how you say “they’re getting old” when they’ve only been around for like 4 years.
    I guess 4 years is old for 12 year olds.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    gosh dnt they have anything better to do
    but make up stupid rumers

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    ssexybeast
    Lmao I know right?
    Everyone’s is SO sure they’ve seen this picture of nick before,
    so why can’t they just prove it.

  • Anonymous

    Come on bitch, prove it.
    We’re all here waiting.
    —-

    IKR? It’s been 5 hours.
    Sooo weres the Nick picture?

  • Anonymous

    11th!

  • selyouramazing

    I no longer care if nick dies or not I dont want him too but jonas is boring now so whateves

  • Anonymous9834

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA X10000000

    omfg that effing made my day

  • Lilly

    is it bad that i find this really funny? i mean they could have choosen to kill him in so many differnt way but they choose heart attack while getting a lap dance.

  • Anonymous

    TROJAN OR 2012

    ———

    Haha I get it.
    Or maybe i’m just insanely perverted.

  • renee

    oh cool new nick post awsome love nick

  • JonasGirl007

    HOW DID WE START IT! U GUYS COPIED OUR IDEA AND YOUR BLAMING US! WE ACTUALLY LOVE AND ENJOY HIS MUSIC ALL U CARE ABOUT JONAS BROS ARE THERE LOOKS JUSTINS MUSIC SPEAKS TO PPL UNLIKE JONAS BROS HATERS JUSTIN PWNS DEAL K
    ——–
    Jonas Brothers’ music may not speak to you but it speaks to us. And it was our idea for #jonasforchristmas and also you are the only one typing in caps.

  • iloveyouux

    I would be crying for DAYS.. maybe even WEEKS! If that really happened.

  • Pink Elephant

    Anonymous said:

    HOW DID WE START IT! U GUYS COPIED OUR IDEA AND YOUR BLAMING US! WE ACTUALLY LOVE AND ENJOY HIS MUSIC ALL U CARE ABOUT JONAS BROS ARE THERE LOOKS JUSTINS MUSIC SPEAKS TO PPL UNLIKE JONAS BROS HATERS JUSTIN PWNS DEAL K
    __________

    I think your milk bottle is warmed, so why don’t you run downstairs and sleep in your mommy’s arms and suck on it.
    GTFO.

  • Anonymous

    i am on a quest to prove that the nelena pic is fake i am going to try to find the same outfit nick wore in canada that looks like the one he wore in the “nelena” pic ARGGG

  • Anonymous

    Omg im crying

    Lol but im crying because im laughing too hard.

    Thnk god nicholas didn’t die !
    but the part about the dancer made me laugh & think of courtney LOL

  • Anonymous

    ALL JONAS FANS NEED TO GTFO AND LET JUSTIN HAVE HIS TIME MY BB IS GORGEOUIS HIS LIPS ARE LOCIOUS AND HIS HAIR 2010 SO A JUSTIN YEAR!

  • BGlitterBBy
  • ssexybeast

    Who started this rumor?

  • renee

    and thatys fucking funny they dont have a life

  • DemiandMileyPones

    I was about to say…

  • CupcakesBBYx

    chest pains and difficulty breathing while receiving a lap dance from an exotic dancer at the ‘Silver City Cabaret, a popular strip club in Dallas.’

    Laughed soo HARD

  • Anonymous

    I’m going to post this again cuz Im sooo excited Nick likes my fav song!!!! Yay

    I can’t believe Nick likes the song “Come In From The Cold” my boyfriend and I brokeup and after 3 months apart we started to communicate again and then he send me the song and it really speaks to our relationship. We gave each other a second chance..I feel more special since Nick likes that song too!!! LoL!

  • ally

    i don’t even know what i’d do if he died :(

  • DemiandMileyPones

    “Lap Dance?”, “Exotic dancer?”
    LMAO!!!

  • omyjonasXx5

    CupcakesBBYx said:

    chest pains and difficulty breathing while receiving a lap dance from an exotic dancer at the ‘Silver City Cabaret, a popular strip club in Dallas.’

    Laughed soo HARD
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    omg i didnt read that part! BAHAHAHA

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    LMAO. Lap dance?
    Strip club..wtf?

  • Madi

    Really. A lap dance????

    He’s not even legal to get into a strip club, not that he would even attempt.

    The people who write this stuff are so stupid xD

  • Anonymous

    Bulll shit

  • rhiiiiiii

    That fake report was a WIN.

  • rhiiiiiii

    My fucking shit always posts twice!

  • annie

    HAHAHAHHA omg that exact thing happened in a fanfic!! must have been a reader who started the rumor? someone who is really retarded? hahah nick getting a lap dance

  • LaughALot:D

    hahahaxD
    of course hahahaxD

  • LaughALot:D

    hahahaxD
    of course hahahaxD

  • Addie

    LOLOL. WHATTTTHEFRICK?!
    Lap dance? LOL.

  • iloveyouux

    It claimed that Nick experienced chest pains and difficulty breathing while receiving a lap dance from an exotic dancer at the ‘Silver City Cabaret, a popular strip club in Dallas.

    ….. WHAT. THE. HELL… LMAO.

  • diane n.

    LMAO!
    that made me laugh even more!

  • omyjonasXx5

    Anonymous said:

    ALL JONAS FANS NEED TO GTFO AND LET JUSTIN HAVE HIS TIME MY BB IS GORGEOUIS HIS LIPS ARE LOCIOUS AND HIS HAIR 2010 SO A JUSTIN YEAR!
    ________________
    BAHAHAHAAHAHAH

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    Come on bitch, prove it.
    We’re all here waiting.

  • Anonymous

    My friend… He is a jerk.

  • Anonymous

    “Laughed soo HARD”
    So is your picture lmao !!

  • katiebugg

    hahahahhaha, yeah, that’s such a NICK JONAS thing to do. ! haha that’s great.

  • Anonymous

    fake fake fake

    http://twitpic.com/vr81o

  • Pink Elephant

    Anonymous said:

    Taylor is too much a bitch for Joe and Danielle is too ugly for Kevin
    __________

    And you’re better? Bitch please.

  • Angela.

    Darnit. You guys ruined my day.
    I was hoping that picture was real.
    *Sigh*

    Oh, well
    —–
    Which one?
    ____________________________________________

    The Nelena one.
    And thank you, btw. x]

  • omyjonasXx5

    hello everyone xD

  • Anonymous

    is it just me or has anyone noticed when miley gets a new boyfriend nick starts to talk to “girls” is he trying to make her jealous… i have a feeling that 2010=2008 hmm but this time demi is on miley side :O !! wait till next week on Disney channel drama *(gossip girl theme song come’s on)* lol

  • JonasGirl007

    blingbling- awww bye bye baby love :(

  • Anonymous

    Taylor is too much a bitch for Joe and Danielle is too ugly for Kevin
    ———
    AGREED
    BUT DANIELLE ISNT UGLY

  • Anonymous

    L.M.F.A.O. at the reason. He went into cardiac arrest after getting a lap dance from a stripper x] Come ON.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA WTF!

  • xostephxo176

    thats not even funny, how can someone do that??? especially cause he has diabetes, which is not funny at all. i <3 nick!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Wow people are so desperate finding ways for the nelena pics to be fake wow!

  • Anonymous

    At least she’s got a better chance of dating him again rather than dating you. How’sa bout that? BAM.

    ewww dont assume i want him i like nick better k bitch

  • Anonymous

    is that article fake? a lot of people have been doing that latley

  • ilovemusic

    Taylor is too much a bitch for Joe and Danielle is too ugly for Kevin

    *coughshallowcough*

  • Anonymous

    Whatever I lost all my niley faith today. Nelena can suck it.

  • Anonymous

    Whatever I lost all my niley faith today. Nelena can suck it.
    —————
    Well, anger beats denial everytime

  • Anonymous

    I can’t believe Taylor S actually broke up with someone.

  • _Tiger_

    LMAO! a stripper? does nick go to strip clubs?

  • Angela.

    Laurenj – Hahaha! I couldn’t help it! x]
    My Christmas was AWESOME. So much fun.
    How was yours, baby?

  • Anonymous

    ff

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Nick: um… its a little overwhelming sometimes but we kinda just thank the fans for all of their great support.

    ____

    Typical Nick. ;D

  • omyjonasXx5

    I didn’t realize the pic was fake hahaha

  • Anonymous

    “Come In From The Cold- Marc Broussard”

    For Miley or Selena?

  • LAURENJ-

    Eneyi……hey there bby….Cant wait for tomorrow to see all the wonderful pix of our Kevin….He is our pride & joy and we must have an epic post tomorrow…The only thing is I can only be here tomorrow for a short while as we are going into the heart of the city tomorrow for a picnic at the harbour to celebrate New Years Eve…Ill have my Iphone with me and do my part but as a Kevin’s lover you need to be on board and help….R U In babes….love you….xoxoxo

  • Anonymous

    Taylor is too much a bitch for Joe and Danielle is too ugly for Kevin

  • Anonymous

    SELENA GOMEZ IS THE QUEEN OF POP
    BOW DOWN BITCHES

  • Pink Elephant

    renee said:

    i cant believer taylor broke up with taylor

    maybe jaylor is secretly back together
    ==============================================taylor swift is too ulgly for joe
    __________

    At least she’s got a better chance of dating him again rather than dating you. How’sa bout that? BAM.

  • ssexybeast

    LAURENJ-Awww you’re so sweet!
    I don’t seem to be getting better…it’s annoying.I love being home alone.There is just something about it that makes me feel…free.

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    LMAO @ anythingdisney.

    disney’s youngest, yet biggest, star was recently the ring bearer for his older brother’s wedding. we were told he stole all the attention and caused quite a scene when he got wasted and made out with the bride at the after-party, which was themed after kevin’s favorite movie, “moulin rouge.” no word on girlfriend noah cyrus’ reaction.

    http://community.livejournal.com/anythingdisney/1644168.html?view=74281864#t74281864

  • JonasGirl007

    DONT BLAME JUSTIN FOR THIS U J0NASS FANZ R DA 0NEZ THAT HATE HIM FO NO RESON AND WE ARE JUST SAYIN DONT HATE ON HIM WE ARE NOT TRYIN TO STRT STFF UBUT U FANZ ALWAYS DO U JUS WANT MORE DRAMA SO STFU AND LET JUSTIN HAV HIS TIME 2010 IS JUSTINZ YEAR BCUZ HE IS DOIN THA NEW YEARS THING DONT SEE JONAS BROS DOIN TAT.
    —-
    So? They actually are doing a ‘new years thing’, for your information.

  • haleybrooke7

    first time i’ve heard this rumor.

    stupidest rumor ever, too.

  • NickyJonasForever

    You know what I think?

  • Anonymous

    Just girls?

  • Amanda

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd9I6sQQ7Eg
    Megan Fox is so dumb she can’t even say “zac efron” like seriously, she’s like “zac EFRÓN” and what’s with all that “zac and I are the same person” shit?! I mean, what the hell?! is she on crack? oh, and that’s an insult to zac, zac is so hot and so sweet, i hope she never EVER talks about him again, ugh, I want to bitch slap that whore!

  • joeismylove

    Anonymous said:

    i HATE HIM i want to stab him multiple times

    I dont know why comments like these make me laugh. I really dont

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Now i have I Touch Myself by Divinyls playing

    _____

    HA! I love that song!

  • YouBelongWithMe

    girl crush mileyyyyy said:

    oh no someone starting to talk to me! i shouldnt have pressed the damn button

    Talk about food it works

  • Anonymous

    Kevin must be gay. I’m sure of this.
    _______

    Married. Got laid. He’s not gay

    ——–

    Me too.

    And to the second comment. There are many gay men who marry girls so they can diminish the rumors. This is what is called, a beard.

  • Anonymous

    I love myself I want you to love me
    When I feel down I want you above me
    I search myself I want you to find me
    I forget myself I want you to remind me

    I don’t want anybody else
    When I think about you I touch myself
    Ooh I don’t want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

    You’re the one who makes me come running
    You’re the sun who makes me shine
    When you’re around I’m always laughing
    I want to make you mine

    I close my eyes And see you before me
    Think I would die If you were to ignore me
    A fool could see Just how much I adore you
    I get down on my knees I do anything for you

    I don’t want anybody else
    When I think about you I touch myself
    Ooh I don’t want anybody else
    Oh no, oh no, oh no

    I want you I don’t want anybody else
    And when I think about you I touch myself
    Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh

    I don’t want anybody else When I think about you
    I touch myself Ooh I don’t want anybody else
    Oh no, oh no, oh no

  • JonasGirl007

    replying to this) – Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:46 pm
    cony said:
    What if he stalked you o.0, lol

    if the actual joe jonas was stalking me… i hope its for my number but i’ll give it to him… but anyway it would be creepy o.0

  • Anonymous

    nick is fucking ugly and plain looking

  • _Tiger_

    is it odd that my dog is wearing a snuggie?

  • iloveyouux

    I feel Nick would hold back in bed, he seems like he would be too shy to try diffrent things..

  • xCookieMuffin

    New pick ? Is that proper?

    They’re talking about a guitar pick, not a picture :)

    Ohh. Makes sence :P

  • claymm

    Stranger: asl?
    You: none
    Stranger: wtf
    You: im justin bieber!
    You: :D
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    lmao…I’m just like posting these

  • BGlitterBBy

    I think both JB’s are very talented!
    Just because there’s a new kid on the block doesn’t mean that the old JB is gone it just means that there’s a little competition added to the musical industry.

  • _Tiger_

    Nick J said:

    I’m watching WOWP and selena looks so sexy with her cute little boobs and long slender legs and cute tight booty.

    Now i have I Touch Myself by Divinyls playing
    ———
    lmao.

  • JonasGirl007

    i can post whatever band songs i want :)
    can deny real talent :)

    so you are saying you have NO talent, am i right?

  • Anonymous

    Whatever I lost all my niley faith today. Nelena can suck it.
    —–
    Niley is forever … not justin, selena or liam … Niley FOREVER because is true love
    ___________

    Yeah right

    Yes, they fight 1 or 2 days, but she love Nick and Nick love Miley

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BRVkFDE5ys

  • lalalafgdhdfghfgh

    wtf?! hahahaha wow.
    if that was true, i would’ve cried.

  • itsme

    I’m going to bed. I’m sooo tired, besides, Joe is waiting for me ;)

  • KeepTheFaith

    Wow. This post just got boring again now that everyone is on omegle

  • Anonymous

    hold up let me pretend i’m interested fo a sec

  • ET

    Are these really songs from Nick’s solo album from when he was 12?! o-O
    —–
    Well at least DEAR GOD is..if i remember well

  • Anonymous

    WHO KEEPS A HOE IN THE HOUSE?

  • cony

    Haha, I would be very freaked out.

  • Anonymous

    You: i must go but remember i always loved you
    You: i would give you my body
    Stranger: i will
    Stranger: i just want your soul
    You: O.o talk to you later by my love
    Stranger: ok, bye
    ——
    lmao, i love omegle and all its creepers.
    ————-
    lol i am glad the stranger went along with it XD it was so funny haha

  • iFly…JJ

    Bring me Joseph and Nicholas, you know what to do!

    —-

    Lol, you got it. Me and John Gosselin got ya covered, even though Kevin’s a married man, I’ll through him in there too

    —-

    Good honey(:

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    You got a good english skill.

  • Anonymous

    1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and LMFAO

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Now i have I Touch Myself by Divinyls playing

    ____

    I just noticed your comment then I looked at your screen name.. sigh.. :/

  • Annonymous…

    I bet Selena smiled for a while like a silly teenager after listening to that song.

  • JonasGirl007

    Mom just burped like a sheep

  • Anonymous

    You know what I think?

    ———-

    What?

  • DemiandMileyPones

    I feel Nick would hold back in bed, he seems like he would be too shy to try diffrent things..

    ____

    AWWH! I could imagine.. He’ll be like, Am I hurting you? Awh! I find that adorable. :)

  • xCookieMuffin

    @ joseph j, Stop posting their lyrics.

    ———–

    i can post whatever band songs i want :)
    can deny real talent :)
    —–
    Its kinda anoyying though…

  • _Tiger_

    Anonymous said:

    people on omegle are so fucked up
    ——–
    they really are lmao, but some people are kinda funny.

  • Anonymous

    what’s this from

  • Nick Jonas

    haha? I wonder who would make up something as crazy as this about me? Maybe those Beiber fans? just kidding…who knows :s…

  • iFly…JJ

    You: Cupcake.
    Stranger: hey :)
    Stranger: wtf??
    You: Curly fries.
    You: BITCH I WANT SOME BQQ SAUCE!
    Stranger: What the fuck is wrong with you?
    You: I asked for Coke not a shitload of ice, you call this a restaurant?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • haleybrooke7

    it’s his fro!. <3

  • JonasGirl007

    AWWH! I could imagine.. He’ll be like, Am I hurting you? Awh! I find that adorable. :)

    joe would say “am i hurting you?????” too >XD

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:49 pm
    itsme said:
    I’m going to bed. I’m sooo tired, besides, Joe is waiting for me ;)

    dude that guy is everywhere… he’s in my bed right now haha, no, now he’s sitting on the couch next to me <3

  • claymm

    I am so bored haha
    these people on omegle hate me

  • iloveyouux

    Im sorry for changing i’m sorry it had to be this way, believe me it’s easier just to pretend.. but I wont apologize for who I am…… blah blahh i’m bored.

  • Anonymous

    7.Nick’s new jam : Come In From The Cold- Marc Broussard.

    can be for Miley

    really, he never in love with selena, and if the song is for selena he is so fake like selena

    Agree

  • _Tiger_

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:49 pm
    Anonymous said:

    You: i must go but remember i always loved you
    You: i would give you my body
    Stranger: i will
    Stranger: i just want your soul
    You: O.o talk to you later by my love
    Stranger: ok, bye
    ——
    lmao, i love omegle and all its creepers.
    ————-
    lol i am glad the stranger went along with it XD it was so funny haha
    ——–
    haha imma go try that on someone.

  • mow.

    Aww, those posts are normally epic. And I bet so.

    Im fine, but tired. D: Getting ready for new year

    —-

    YYeah it was pretty good, but last night’s post was fucking hilarious. I had a great time. You surely did miss it.
    Sarah182 and myself had a mini-Miley photo sharing thing, then we tslked about lesbians and how hot Oprah, Paula Deen, and Rosie O’Donnell are. Oh and how can I forget Kate Gosselin?!?

  • Anonymous

    U JONAS FANS GTFO U R NOT WANTED ANYMORE JUSTINB IS TAKIN OVER ITS THE TRUTH! FACE IT JUSTIN IS BETTER SO STOP DA HATE

  • Anonymous

    She is? Well GOSH DARNIT!
    She looks so classy and grown up in these pictures:
    http://lh6.ggpht.com/_iahfAGFVUy0/SuWO8_VBgNI/AAAAAAAABUo/_YybMgIn4oI/No
    —-
    was a costume party, idiot

  • _Tiger_

    haha that song is awkward.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I WEAR T-SHIRTS

  • _Tiger_

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: danger
    You: you there?
    Stranger: will robonson?
    Stranger: danger to manifold?
    You: yes! thats me!
    You: how did you know?
    Stranger: Sahweet
    Stranger: Im pretty intuitive
    You: i remember seeing you at the vagina doctor yesterday!
    Stranger: Well you should have, I was your doctor.
    Stranger: How is that infection?
    Stranger: Do you need a bump on the amoxicillian?
    You: bad! why didnt you tell me you had genital warts!?!
    Stranger: You didn’t ask
    You: gosh! i told you to stop getting in on with your mother! that woman is nasty!
    You: *it
    Stranger: This place is fun huh?
    Stranger: Its a wicked good time waster
    You: haha yep, thats exactly why im here.
    Stranger: Cool. Have fun broski…. im out.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • StarLightSTARbright

    itsme said:

    joeismylove said:

    ilovemusic
    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:39 pm
    ilovemusic said:

    LMFAO, LMFAO, LAP DANCE, ah, I can’t imagine innocent Nick .. getting a lap dance .. xD
    —-

    Pfft, I can ;)
    The boy’s DEFINITELY got a naughty side to him ;)

    LOL. not
    ——–
    Oh, I def think he does. He’s just shy about it. It’s always the quiet ones ya know.
    ——-
    All guys have a naughty side to them.
    But some guys are idiots and don’t know how to control it.

  • Anonymous

    Is that Demi and Selena on your icon ? Or is it Miley and Selena? Sorry to ask this but are you a memi fan ?

  • Nick Jonas

    It was a gay strip club!!

  • girl crush mileyyyyy

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    girl crush mileyyyyy said:

    oh no someone starting to talk to me! i shouldnt have pressed the damn button

    Talk about food it works

    i just disconnected. i got too scared.

  • BGlitterBBy

    Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa’s wedding earlier this month was like a fairy tale complete with a castle, an enchanted forest and glass slippers in the bride’s shoe size, a gift from the groom.

    “I knew that my princess needed her glass slippers and her castle,” Jonas told PEOPLE of the nuptials.

    “I always wanted my wedding to have that princess feel,” adds the new Mrs. Jonas. “I couldn’t have imagined this,” she says of her lavish wedding Dec. 19 at Oheka Castle in Huntington, New York.

    Despite a blizzard blanketing the roads around the castle, the wedding went forward without a hitch, and the bride, escorted by her father Thomas “Bucky” Deleasa, walked down the aisle to “Bella Notte,” from Lady and the Tramp, played on the guitar by a friend of the Jonas family. “I’m an Italian girl. It just fit me and my dad,” said Danielle of the song choice.

    The groom’s father Kevin Jonas Sr., an ordained minister, officiated along with Danielle’s childhood pastor, Rev. Ron DePasquale Jr. After reciting traditional vows, the couple exchanged Jacob & Co. wedding bands that they designed for one another.

    “I’ve never seen a more beautiful bride,” said Kevin of Danielle, who he calls his “Jersey Girl” and who wore a strapless tulle and Chantilly lace Vera Wang gown at the ceremony.

    For all the details and exclusive photos pick up the new issue of PEOPLE on newsstands D

  • JonasGirl007

    foolalala

  • cony

    Ok Nick, I will leave you to that…….

  • Annonymous…

    If Nelena is plausible, EVERYTHING is now plausible. Jaylor 2.0 would be awesome

  • Anonymous

    why are they doing to captcha crap now it sucks

  • Anonymous

    Taylor Hanson is still the only man I would ever homewreck for.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    were evryone?

    Im backk

  • Nick J

    I just noticed your comment then I looked at your screen name.. sigh.. :/

    ———

    Awww sorry did you want me to talk about you?

  • m

    BREAKOUT YEARS

    -2008-
    Female: Rihanna
    Male: Chris Brown
    Group: Jonas Brothers

    -2009-
    Male: Jay Sean
    Female: Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift
    Group: Kings of Leon

    -2010-
    Female: I hope Miley
    Male: Probably Justin Bieber…
    Group: ? Maybe JB or Nick J and The Administration

    Miley hasn’t had a breakout year like lady gaga or taylor swift. She’s had hit songs every year but not as big as them. I think 2010 we will see more big hits like Party In The U.S.A.

    Jonas Brothers had amazing year in 2008 with their ALBL album and their hit Burnin Up and Lovebug. 2009 was a bad year. They tried a new sound it didn’t work. Their single didnt receive radio airplay and the video isn’t even at 10 million views.

  • iFail2Much

    Random: Did you guys like Paranormal Activity?

  • joe jonas

    I PLAY WITH BARBIES

  • Anonymous

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com

  • Anonymous

    If I were Joe, I’d be backing away from the computer SLOWLY, & then running out of the room without looking back because this conversation is getting ridiculous. xD

  • NickyJonasForever

    itsme said:
    I’m going to bed. I’m sooo tired, besides, Joe is waiting for me ;)

    —————–

    What kind of sane person would keep Joe Jonas waiting in bed?????? ;)

  • CupcakesBBYx

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    _Tiger_ said:

    CupcakesBBYx said:
    how the heck did i get spam filtered?
    ____________________
    i got spammed too
    ——
    lmao, oceanup is ran by 11 year olds.
    ——
    LMAO.
    That’s so true.
    __________________

    Sooooo True

  • Anonymous

    LOL FIST DANCE

  • itsme

    iloveyouux said:

    I feel Nick would hold back in bed, he seems like he would be too shy to try diffrent things..
    ——
    I think he would just be passionate and take his time. He would want everything to be perfect.

  • Kevin Jonas.

    This is totally fabricated, for sure.
    How’s everybody doing tonight?

  • Anonymous

    And it is posts like this that continue to prove why OU is by far the best gossip site.

    .
    .
    .
    .
    there you happy i typed it like you told me too.
    now put the gun down and give me back my kids mimi

  • Anonymous

    oh plz. nick is busy wanking off to wowp while blasting some divinyls. get over it.

  • itsme

    iloveyouux said:

    iloveyouux said:

    Joe, please love me.
    —-
    awww. Joe loves all his Joe hoes :)

    Oh yaay! Oh my god girl… everytime I see your sexy icon my mind gets really dirty thoughts. He is just so sexy. Hahaaa ;]
    ——
    Same here. Everytime I look at it I get heated. Maybe I should change it? nahh. He’s too sexy. He looks so sexably delicious in that pic ;)

  • Tashahahaha

    mow. said:
    Tashahahaha,

    I lovelovelove your icon.

    Thanks!
    I miss Mandy being around.

  • Anonymous

    WELL NOW WE ALL KNOW WHAT SELENA GOT FOR CHRISTMAS A NICE HARD…………

  • DemiandMileyPones

    joe would say “am i hurting you?????” too >XD

    _____

    Nah! I think he will dominate, whether it hurts or not! Lmao! >.<

  • Anonymous

    ET said:

    Are these really songs from Nick’s solo album from when he was 12?! o-O
    —–
    Well at least DEAR GOD is..if i remember well

    ———-

    try again same song title but two different songs
    the one i posted is from A7X

  • claymm

    You: HI!
    Stranger: heyy 16 m chicago:)
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 78 , m/f , llama
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Emilicious

    Hahaha Is Miley going super super public and making it obvious she is dating Liam, because she is mad at Nick and is trying to make him jealous? And Nick is hanging with Selena because he is mad and trying to make Miley jealous?

  • Anonymous

    We know one woman that knows what its like to have a Jonas in her bed, lucky Danielle

  • JonasGirl007

    What kind of sane person would keep Joe Jonas waiting in bed?????? ;)

    i do.. he begs more and its a lot of fun… hahaha… i should go to… hes starting to make.. advances <3

  • Lily(:

    lmfao. that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever heard.

    some people are absolute morons.

    but i’m glad he’s not dead. i would have cried for, like, three days.

  • Anonymous

    Just had dinner. Now I’m playing catch phrase.
    hace 37 minutos desde TinyTwitter
    —–
    I’m playing catch phrase?

  • yes

    Guys Remember the DC party?

    Nick and selena were dating at the time but they were trying to hide their relationship from the media and paps…So here they are at the party and Selena got Kev as her cover so her and Nick and dance together…check how Nick and Selena get closer…Pretty sneaky. Hehehe!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPcpHdNlCpk
    ——

    Oooo! When was this?

  • Andreiita

    Who say he was dead?

  • Anonymous

    WHO KEEPS A HOE IN THE HOUSE?

    ——-

    Mine’s in the closet.
    Which reminds me I have to feed Joe his morsel of bread today.

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:09 pm
    DemiandMileyPones said:
    joe would say “am i hurting you?????” too >XD

    _____

    Nah! I think he will dominate, whether it hurts or not! Lmao! >.<

    the first time… then after not ask

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:51 pm
    Kevin Jonas. said:
    This is totally fabricated, for sure.
    How’s everybody doing tonight?

    where’s the Mrs?

  • Anonymous

    you jonas fans leave this post and go somewhere else

  • JonasGirl007

    ec 29, 2009 @ 07:18 pm
    CupcakesBBYx said:
    were evryone?

    Im backk

    idk im here though

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Awww sorry did you want me to talk about you?

    ____

    Huh? No.. I was just saying.. considering the whole Nelena thing and stuff.. never mind.. :(

  • Anonymous

    Is anyone bi? here

    jus askin

  • Pink Elephant

    Anonymous said:

    Kevin must be gay. I’m sure of this.
    _______

    Married. Got laid. He’s not gay

    ——–

    Me too.

    And to the second comment. There are many gay men who marry girls so they can diminish the rumors. This is what is called, a beard.
    __

    I doubt he’s really gay, if he is, I don’t se what’s wrong with that. We’ll love him for who he is (:

  • haleybrooke7

    Yes, they fight 1 or 2 days, but she love Nick and Nick love Miley
    —-

    x_X

    seriously.
    Niley. Is. Over.

    they tried it a 2nd time, and guess what, it still didn’t work.

    so seriously, keep obsessing over it.

  • itsme

    Nick J said:

    I just noticed your comment then I looked at your screen name.. sigh.. :/

    ———

    Awww sorry did you want me to talk about you?
    ——
    You’re here! Maybe you can answer our question then. How are you in bed? ;)

  • itsme

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:49 pm
    itsme said:
    I’m going to bed. I’m sooo tired, besides, Joe is waiting for me ;)

    dude that guy is everywhere… he’s in my bed right now haha, no, now he’s sitting on the couch next to me <3
    —-
    hmmmm. I think it’s a poser :)

  • BGlitterBBy

    Fuck You oceanup what the
    hell spamming me for 3 mothafuckin hrs.

  • Anonymous

    A7X

  • _Tiger_

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: i
    Stranger: hi
    You: Nick?
    You: is that you?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: whats up?
    You: hey! how have you been my love?
    Stranger: i love you
    You: i know! but your with selena.
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i love you
    Stranger: no sselena
    Stranger: selena gomez
    Stranger: XD
    Stranger: i hate she
    You: i hate her too! i cant belive she stole you from me!
    Stranger: yes [
    Stranger: i love you no her
    You: i have to go nick, i love you!
    You: bye!
    Stranger: i love you too
    Stranger: bye
    You have disconnected.

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:48 pm
    Anonymous said:
    U JONAS FANS GTFO U R NOT WANTED ANYMORE JUSTINB IS TAKIN OVER ITS THE TRUTH! FACE IT JUSTIN IS BETTER SO STOP DA HATE

    you are the only one with ‘da hate’ on here.

  • cony

    Not falling for that bullshit again.

  • alexatommy

    WHO WANTS TO HAVE A SKYPE DANCE PARTY?!?!?!?!!?!

    search alexa & tommy

  • ET

    You: i must go but remember i always loved you
    You: i would give you my body
    Stranger: i will
    Stranger: i just want your soul
    You: O.o talk to you later by my love
    Stranger: ok, bye
    ——
    lmao, i love omegle and all its creepers.
    ——-
    LOL

  • KeepTheFaith

    DONT BLAME JUSTIN FOR THIS U J0NASS FANZ R DA 0NEZ THAT HATE HIM FO NO RESON AND WE ARE JUST SAYIN DONT HATE ON HIM WE ARE NOT TRYIN TO STRT STFF UBUT U FANZ ALWAYS DO U JUS WANT MORE DRAMA SO STFU AND LET JUSTIN HAV HIS TIME 2010 IS JUSTINZ YEAR BCUZ HE IS DOIN THA NEW YEARS THING DONT SEE JONAS BROS DOIN TAT.

    It’s obvious by your retarded spelling that you’re just trying to start stuff.

  • Nick J

    You’re here! Maybe you can answer our question then. How are you in bed? ;)

    ————–

    Um haha i sleep very soundly thank you next question.

  • Annonymous…

    If Nelena is plausible, EVERYTHING is now plausible. Jaylor II would be awesome

    If only for the enormous lols when they break up again

  • mow.

    Nick straightens his pubes

    LMAO

  • Anonymous

    WELL NOW WE ALL KNOW WHAT SELENA GOT FOR CHRISTMAS A NICE HARD…………TO OPEN JAR OF PICKLES ?

  • Anonymous

    Joe’s probably smirking reading the comments.
    Not freaked out.

    Though probably a little worried that you all think he’s an abuser when it comes to anything sexual.

  • Nick J

    Black and gray clouds willow in the balance as the sun falls.
    Rain plays a heart warming tune, on the pavement.
    Emotions stir.
    A feeling of warmness, compassion, I feel at home.
    Disguised by surroundings.
    As the torn and left in the gutter seek vengeance on their mistreated lives.
    As the torn and left in the cold, seek vengeance on mistreated lives.
    As the torn and left in the cold, seek vengeance on mistreated lives.

    A silhouette stands still.
    A cactus on a warm summer night.
    But the rain falls cold
    and the moon shines bright.

    Black as night.
    Cold as ice.
    Warm as home.
    Ready to live.
    Stars they shoot.
    In a clear.
    Across the sky.
    As does my time.
    Waiting, wanting, feeling, emotion.
    Crying, breaking, loving, nothing.

    Clouds swallow the moon, and I’m alone,
    thinking good times, and why’d they go?

    Breaking down, breaking away from me.
    Falling down, breaking away from me.
    Fuck.

    I need this place to get away from you.

    Clouds swallow the moon, and I’m alone,
    thinking good times, and why’d they go?

  • Anonymous

    That is an unfortunate picture of Joe.

  • Anonymous

    LMFAAAAAAAOOOO
    he went into cardiac arrest after having a lapdance from an exotic dancer
    who comes up with this shit?
    thats funnyyyy though lmfaoo

  • cony

    I don’t give my skype out.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    ET said:

    Are these really songs from Nick’s solo album from when he was 12?! o-O
    —–
    Well at least DEAR GOD is..if i remember well

    ———-

    try again same song title but two different songs
    the one i posted is from A7X

    ———-

    Cool. Stop posing as a Jonas Brother all the while claming they have no talent.

    You’re fucking wierd.
    Kthanksbye.

  • bahahhaha.

    LMFAO.LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO

  • joe jonas

    IM GAY IM SERIOUS

  • Anonymous

    WELL NOW WE ALL KNOW WHAT SELENA GOT FOR CHRISTMAS A NICE HARD…………

    ———–

    Diamond to go with her necklace collection :)

  • itsme

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    joe would say “am i hurting you?????” too >XD

    _____

    Nah! I think he will dominate, whether it hurts or not! Lmao! >.<
    —–
    I think Joe would be pretty hardcore. haha.

  • JonasGirl007

    hmmmm. I think it’s a poser :)

    he’s been here a while… and… hes been… haha.. ferocious lolz

    and how can he be a poser? I got his ring!

  • Anonymous

    what the hell is wrong with people?!?! GET A LIFE YOU DUMBASS RUMOR SPREADERS!!!!!! PEOPLE WHO START RUMORS LIKE THAT ARE FUCKING STUPID AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR TIME!! ITS SERIOUSLY PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowww i feel bad for whoever started that rumor because it just shows how pathetic you are.

  • Anonymous

    :\ they are over for good.

  • JonasGirl007

    Um haha i sleep very soundly thank you next question.
    —–
    Do you eat donuts?

  • Nick J.

    Forgotten faces.
    Lost in yesterdays realm.
    Drained with confusion.
    Where did it all go?
    Look into the past, look into their faces.
    Never, the thought of being time fucked.
    But now they’re all gone and all that’s left is this blank faced picture.
    Ninety percent, nothing was done, nothing accomplished,
    coasting through life didn’t seize the day.
    No one ever realized that they’re already dead.
    By the time you realize, you’ll be dead too.
    Without another chance to save the world,
    these things they’re gone, your gone, forgotten.
    Now your face in my picture frame. It’s gone, forever.
    Right before my very eyes.
    And just when I thought I made light of things.
    It slips away, into darkness.
    My life passes now I see.
    Just what this world does hold for me.
    It’s getting hard, harder to breathe.
    Am I out of time is that what this means?
    Well that’s what it means.
    That’s what it means, you and me try to breathe.
    Now you. Realize.
    Your life, flies by.
    Now I. Realize.
    My life, I die.

  • Anonymous

    Nah.
    Their family secretly hates them.
    Joe gets slapped across the face before getting pushed into a closet every night.

    Nick straightens his pubes.

    —-

    hey how did you get OU’s next jonas post before they posted it?

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com

    —-

    YOU GOT RICK ROLLED BITCH!!

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Um haha i sleep very soundly thank you next question.

    _____

    Doggy or 69?

  • itsme

    NickyJonasForever said:

    itsme said:
    I’m going to bed. I’m sooo tired, besides, Joe is waiting for me ;)

    —————–

    What kind of sane person would keep Joe Jonas waiting in bed?????? ;)
    ——–
    You have a point there. Alrighty, it’s off to bed I go. I’ve kept Joe waiting long enough =D Night loves <3

  • Anonymous

    ON TWITTER US JUSTIN FANZ R GNNA RUIN YALL. WE R GNNA TAKE OVA. ALL THE TT IS GNNA BE ABT OUR BB JUSTIN

  • MulticolouredNinja

    Anonymous said:

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com
    ——————
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    I CLICKED THE LINK
    OMG I’M GONNA BE SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW!!
    THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES -.-

  • JonasGirl007

    I think Joe would be pretty hardcore. haha.

    i mean the first FIRST time…
    then nothing after ahhh <3

  • NickyJonasForever

    i do.. he begs more and its a lot of fun… hahaha… i should go to… hes starting to make.. advances <3

    ——–

    Is Nick there? ;)

  • jbluver86

    I think I would die too if he actually died

  • Nick J

    I think Joe would be pretty hardcore. haha.

    ——-

    I tend to be the pitcher and kevin and joe are the catchers

  • ET

    ET said:

    Are these really songs from Nick’s solo album from when he was 12?! o-O
    —–
    Well at least DEAR GOD is..if i remember well

    ———-

    try again same song title but two different songs
    the one i posted is from A7X
    —–
    o.O Wow..i would swear.. Okay Then my wrong. This isnt from Nick’s first CD. Forget ot.

  • Pink Elephant

    Anonymous said:

    you jonas fans leave this post and go somewhere else
    _______

    Do you fucking hear yourself?
    THIS. IS. A. JONAS. POST. HENCE. NICK. JONAS. IN. THIS. ARTICLE.

    dumbass. GTFO.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    idk im here though
    ________________

    hello
    scrackin
    did that annoying bieber fan leave

  • YouBelongWithMe

    So sad that there are rumors of Nick dying. No funny.

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup know Selena and Nick together in texas .. Selena the inside?

  • cony

    Did you know that your are dating Selena?

  • xCookieMuffin

    itsme said:
    I’m going to bed. I’m sooo tired, besides, Joe is waiting for me ;)

    —————–

    What kind of sane person would keep Joe Jonas waiting in bed?????? ;)
    ——–
    You have a point there. Alrighty, it’s off to bed I go. I’ve kept Joe waiting long enough =D Night loves <3

    Haha :P. Byyee

  • joeismylove

    Anonymous
    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:48 pm
    Anonymous said:

    U JONAS FANS GTFO U R NOT WANTED ANYMORE JUSTINB IS TAKIN OVER ITS THE TRUTH! FACE IT JUSTIN IS BETTER SO STOP DA HAT
    -‘
    this is a NICK JONAS post. So no

  • Anonymous

    and um whoever posted that link of the 3 old guys touching eachother in the shower,
    guuurrl, imma cut you!
    do you know how long it took me to get rid of that shit?!

  • Nick J

    Do you eat donuts?

    yes but me and my bros play ring toss with then i can get 8 on mine

  • Kevin Jonas.

    This is totally fabricated, for sure.
    How’s everybody doing tonight?

    where’s the Mrs?

    ——–

    Danielle’s in the living room with everyone else. Just decided to check up on a couple things and see why you guys were up to :)

  • Anonymous

    Just had dinner. Now I’m playing catch phrase.
    hace 37 minutos desde TinyTwitter
    —–
    I’m playing catch phrase?

    ———-

    lol. Sometimes..I just want to have the mystery that they’re out to a party or writting a song with their acoustic guitar on their bed.

    Not playing catch phrase. It just, makes me laugh.

  • Anonymous

    Nick and selena were dating at the time but they were trying to hide their relationship from the media and paps…So here they are at the party and Selena got Kev as her cover so her and Nick and dance together…check how Nick and Selena get closer…Pretty sneaky. Hehehe!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPcpHdNlCpk
    ——

    Oooo! When was this?
    —-
    Before of miley and nick together again haha

    Nick never in love with selena, it is not true love … like not was justin

  • itsme

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    itsme said:

    joeismylove said:

    ilovemusic
    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:39 pm
    ilovemusic said:

    LMFAO, LMFAO, LAP DANCE, ah, I can’t imagine innocent Nick .. getting a lap dance .. xD
    —-

    Pfft, I can ;)
    The boy’s DEFINITELY got a naughty side to him ;)

    LOL. not
    ——–
    Oh, I def think he does. He’s just shy about it. It’s always the quiet ones ya know.
    ——-
    All guys have a naughty side to them.
    But some guys are idiots and don’t know how to control it.
    ———–
    True, I guess Nick knows how. haha.

  • Anonymous

    Hate to admit : /
    I feel like when your favorite show has it series finale or when Christmas is over.

  • JonasGirl007

    I tend to be the pitcher and kevin and joe are the catchers

    LOL! how do you feel about male cats? (just wondering)

  • _Tiger_

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: hey nick is that you!
    Stranger: no, sorry
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • joe jonas

    I DONT CARE ABOUT MY FANS I JUST WENT TO GO BUY A GOLD TOILET WITH MY BILLIONS

  • Nick J

    Doggy or 69?

    ———-

    Depends on mood

  • ET

    ou’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: i
    Stranger: hi
    You: Nick?
    You: is that you?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: whats up?
    You: hey! how have you been my love?
    Stranger: i love you
    You: i know! but your with selena.
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: i love you
    Stranger: no sselena
    Stranger: selena gomez
    Stranger: XD
    Stranger: i hate she
    You: i hate her too! i cant belive she stole you from me!
    Stranger: yes [
    Stranger: i love you no her
    You: i have to go nick, i love you!
    You: bye!
    Stranger: i love you too
    Stranger: bye
    You have disconnected.
    ——-
    LOOOOL

  • Anonymous

    fucking DISGUSTING

  • _Tiger_

    Anonymous said:

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com
    ——-
    lmao, kudos my friend, kudos. i love that trick.

  • Anonymous

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    If you ever had sex? which way do you like it? i know its weird but please answer

  • Anonymissy

    loooool!

    If that was started by some random person starting a funny, then that’s cool. I applaud you.

    If it was started by Bieber teenies, then that’s low. It’s different when you’re doing it cause you hate him, as opposed to just doing it for the laughs. And we would NEVER do that to you.

    Soooo that’s all imma say.

    kaybye

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:21 pm
    CupcakesBBYx said:
    idk im here though
    ________________

    hello
    scrackin
    did that annoying bieber fan leave

    yes love.. im just thinking about Joseph.. coming to give me a bear hug and hold me through out the night and kiss me… sorry.. im thinking about writing a fanfic about it >XD

  • JonasGirl007

    yes but me and my bros play ring toss with then i can get 8 on mine
    ——-
    your what?

  • KeepTheFaith

    I WEAR T-SHIRTS

    I wear short skirts. lol

    The only reason I’m replying so stupid back is because I’m bored :/ haha

  • ellenluvsbieberANDjonas

    damn all u ppl r pathetic. i am a bieber and a jonas fan, love them both equally. it really hurts me deep that u automatically think that all bieber fans r bad. some of u ppl really suck.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    and um whoever posted that link of the 3 old guys touching eachother in the shower,
    guuurrl, imma cut you!
    do you know how long it took me to get rid of that shit?!

    ———-

    HAHAHA YOU GOT SACK WACKED!!!

  • cony

    Lmao, I think you scared him.

  • xCookieMuffin

    Surprisingly, this isn’t as bad as the nelena post. Hallelujah!

  • cony

    Is there a new post?

  • Nick J

    cony said:

    Did you know that your are dating Selena?

    —–

    Is that a question or a statement?

  • alexatommy

    justin.tv/lndsaylove DANCE PARTYYYYYY HILARRRRIOUSSS

  • Anonymous

    And he likes to put niley / nelena fans against each other. And give them false hope.

  • Anonymous

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com
    ——————
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    I CLICKED THE LINK
    OMG I’M GONNA BE SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW!!
    THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES -.-

    —————-

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Anonymous

    Nick do you like being on the top or botom?

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:54 pm
    NickyJonasForever said:
    i do.. he begs more and its a lot of fun… hahaha… i should go to… hes starting to make.. advances <3

    ——–

    Is Nick there? ;)

    nope… i thought he was on a plane somewhere… i guess to you… have fun… joe’s like pulling me away to kiss me… he’s begging its fun.. night jonai loves <3

  • cony

    Ummm, can some one give me a translation of what she said? I don’t speak teenie.

  • Kevin J.

    So much time I’ve wasted.
    I can truly say I never thought it would come to this.
    Never would I doubt you, but the truth kept smacking me in the face.
    Reality. You never stopped to think and you ripped us apart.
    How could you? Now our time is gone but it’s still breaking my heart.
    Tears run down as I think of the days we’ve had,
    and the memories will last forever,
    but you and I have died and gone our separate ways.
    You are the one.
    You are the wrong one.
    Breaking the mold.
    Going your own way.
    All I feel, betrayal.
    So much time I’ve wasted, and I never thought it’d come to this.
    Apology.
    We had something great, then it was washed away.
    We had something more, then I can explain.
    I’m sorry. No! We had something great, then it was washed away.
    No! Not all friendships last, the genuine are harder to take.
    No! Time to start again, hope someday you’ll think of me.
    No! The end reality, I know someday I’ll think of you.

  • Anonymous

    I really think that picture is real. Why is it such a big fucking deal? It’s nice that they’ve decided to put all that shit behind them and move on. Which is exactly what some of you crazy teenies should do.

    ————-

    lol sorry. But please don’t call anyone crazy when you have Joe the sex offender as your icon.

    Joe’s a sex offender?

    ——

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL times a million.

    No. He looks like one in your icon.
    I don’t know why he looked at that picture after he took it, said “That looks good”, then sent it to lisa. lmfao.

  • melissa4jonas

    Kevin is gorgeous in those wedding pics and is making it hard to stay a Nick girl

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Doggy or 69?

    ———-

    Depends on mood

    _____

    Awesome! Selena, Miley, or Chuck Norris.?

  • ET

    I was fine til 7:05..

  • ammanda

    Thats so wrong people make up things like that
    God Bless Nick Jonas<3

  • m

    1. No one even knew about this rumor, which makes it not a rumor
    2. Why is oceanUP reporting on rumor that’s already been proven false?
    3. No one is stupid enough to believe this

  • xCookieMuffin

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    If you ever had sex? which way do you like it? i know its weird but please answer

    Why the fuck would I wanna answer that? O_O

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    Hahaha that’s funny.
    I imagined him holding one of those press conferences when he’s 40, and he’ll be standing by Danielle and say “I’m gay and my wife supports me” or whatever. Haha I love Kevin <3

  • Nick J

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Do you eat donuts?
    __

    That’s a very good question. Next question.

  • JonasGirl007

    Danielle’s in the living room with everyone else. Just decided to check up on a couple things and see why you guys were up to :)

    awww… its uhm… nothing… much.. *looks around* lol i’ll stay for 3 min. more hahaha im like that

  • KeepTheFaith

    U JONAS FANS GTFO U R NOT WANTED ANYMORE JUSTINB IS TAKIN OVER ITS THE TRUTH! FACE IT JUSTIN IS BETTER SO STOP DA HATE

    And there are more Jonas fans on here telling you to shut up. So you’re the one that’s not wanted.

  • KeepTheFaith

    Please stop talking about Niley. No one ever knows what’s going on between the two of them. Stop pretending you know all the details of their friendship, past relationship and future. It’s annoying.

  • xCookieMuffin

    EVERYONES DEAD

  • Anonymous

    your PATHETIC YOU DUMBASS.

  • ilovemusic

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com
    ——————
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    I CLICKED THE LINK
    OMG I’M GONNA BE SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW!!
    THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES -.-
    —-

    What was on that site? :/

  • Nick J

    JonasGirl007 said:

    yes but me and my bros play ring toss with then i can get 8 on mine
    ——-
    your what?

    ———

    my plate,, what did you think i meant?

  • Nick J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    when did you first get your period?

  • iFail2Much

    Hey guys. How are you?

  • Anonymous

    @KEEPTHEFAITH IS THAT VANESSA H IN YOUR ICON?

    SHE IS TASTY1 :)

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Lmao, I think you scared him.

    ____

    Thank god I didn’t. He replied. lmao!

  • Angie!

    WHAT THE F!!!??? :@ WHO PLAYS WITH THAT!? STUPID PEOPLE WHO LIKES TO START RUMORS…GO TO THE HELL! DON’T PLAY WITH NICK JONAS’ LIFE!!:@ FUCK YOOUU!

  • joe jonas

    IM NOT A GUY I JUST HAD A SEX CHANGE IM JOANNA NOW

  • Nick J

    OK NOT FUN WHEN OTHER PEOPLE POSER AT THE SAME TIME

  • JonasGirl007

    oh no…. :/

  • cony

    I should know. I was your victim.

  • itsme

    Nick, please bring your brother on, you’re boring.

  • xCookieMuffin

    As we speak Nick Jonas is probably getting drunk. And guys are deffo trying to touch his junk. And Nick runs away. :)

  • Anonymous

    Lol, Joe should make his own Jonas Secret about this.

  • _Tiger_

    Anonymous said:
    Is that Demi and Selena on your icon ? Or is it Miley and Selena? Sorry to ask this but are you a memi fan ?
    ———–
    its miley and selena, and haha i guess so, why do you ask?

  • JonasGirl007

    my plate,, what did you think i meant?

    idk……
    lol there are two Nick J’s in here.

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:58 pm
    Nick J. said:
    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    when did you first get your period?

    that’s private Nick.

  • Anonymous

    isnt justin beiber gay i mean he is candian so…….

  • Anonymous

    ilovemusic said:

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com
    ——————
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    I CLICKED THE LINK
    OMG I’M GONNA BE SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW!!
    THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES -.-
    —-

    What was on that site? :/

    ————–

    RICK ROLLED SACK WACKING

  • iFly…JJ

    I almost died!

  • CupcakesBBYx

    U JONAS FANS GTFO U R NOT WANTED ANYMORE JUSTINB IS TAKIN OVER ITS THE TRUTH! FACE IT JUSTIN IS BETTER SO STOP DA HATE
    ____________________________

    HA Us Jonas Fans OWN OceanUp If uve Realized We’ve Been Here Longer Than U Have so Why dnt u go CRY TO Ur Mummy and to Justin and Leave Us alone
    u beiber trolls

  • xoSweetSunshine

    Haha, this made me laugh.
    The things people come up with! It’s ridiculous.
    I can’t even picture Nick in a stripclub.
    He just doesn’t seem like that kinda guy.
    Woooo, maaan. If Joe gave me a lapdance i’d probably go into Cardiac Arrest, lol. :D

  • Lyssa

    Awwwww , I love his curls when they’re not so tight on his head :)

  • joeismylove

    joe jonas
    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:50 pm
    joe jonas said:

    IM GAY IM SERIOUS

    Joe, no your not. Go play with your barbies

  • Nick J

    Awesome! Selena, Miley, or Chuck Norris.?

    ———–

    Chuck is the man!

  • Anonymous

    Am I the only one that thinks Selena would have gone for Kevin is Danielle wasn’t in the picture? Selena sure liked Kevin.

  • idkMyBFFjill

    they could’ve at least made it something believable lol

  • DemiandMileyPones

    OK NOT FUN WHEN OTHER PEOPLE POSER AT THE SAME TIME

    _____

    I DONT THINK NICK WOULD BE YELLING?

  • Kevin J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    can i get pregnant from my b/f doing me in the butt?

  • joe jonas

    I MASTURBATE DAILY

  • MulticolouredNinja

    ilovemusic said:

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com
    ——————
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    I CLICKED THE LINK
    OMG I’M GONNA BE SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW!!
    THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES -.-
    —-

    What was on that site? :/
    —————–
    3 old naked men showering together -.-

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:17 pm
    itsme said:
    Nick, please bring your brother on, you’re boring.
    —-
    Nick, please bring Joe on.

  • xCookieMuffin

    Nick J. said:
    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    when did you first get your period?

    that’s private Nick.

    When I was 67 years old. Yet, I’m only in my teens.

  • ilovemusic

    *Nick goes on his computer, checks oceanup*
    NIck: “What the fuck.”

    ________________________

    Nick: Ohhhhh Shitt They Know what Ive Been Doinng

    Lmfao x)

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:51 pm
    joe jonas said:
    I DONT CARE ABOUT MY FANS I JUST WENT TO GO BUY A GOLD TOILET WITH MY BILLIONS

    It’s millions. Please get the facts straight before trying to pose as a celebrity.

  • Anonymous

    Is that delena on your icon?

  • cony

    Depends on how you look at it.

  • iFly…JJ

    THAT IS NO FUCKING JOKE, I STARTED CRYING!

  • Anonymous

    I no longer care if nick dies or not I dont want him too but jonas is boring now so whateves

    ——–

    Yeah. Joe didn’t walk with spunk the other day, I hope he gets shot.

  • Pink Elephant

    Anonymous said:

    ON TWITTER US JUSTIN FANZ R GNNA RUIN YALL. WE R GNNA TAKE OVA. ALL THE TT IS GNNA BE ABT OUR BB JUSTIN
    ______

    OH REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY? I DON’T RE-CALL, oh wait, I REMEMBER!
    #itsaJONASthing kicked #itsaBieberthing off from number one. ZING. We’ll do it again. Now off you go to bed, brush your teeeth too, don’t forget to put on your GoodNites! (:

  • _Tiger_

    cony said:
    I should know. I was your victim.
    ——
    lmao! haha sorry.

  • Anonymous

    NICK DO U LIKE IT ON TOP OR BOTTOM

  • _Tiger_

    Anonymous said:

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    If you ever had sex? which way do you like it? i know its weird but please answer
    ——
    haha nick j i know your curious and all but…….

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Awesome! Selena, Miley, or Chuck Norris.?

    ———–

    Chuck is the man!

    ____

    Your right! Like my icon?

  • ET

    iFail2Much said:

    Hey guys. How are you?
    —–
    Hi Lovee.. Your icon is amazing lol

  • Anonymous

    nick didnt die i dont seeteenage girls going outside comiting suicide

  • JonasGirl007

    If Joe gave me a lapdance i’d probably go into Cardiac Arrest, lol

    me too… but he’d revive me >XD

  • Joseph J.

    Hello!

  • JonasGirl007

    ec 29, 2009 @ 08:59 pm
    Kevin J. said:
    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    can i get pregnant from my b/f doing me in the butt?

    don’t be stupid.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    I watched it in 3D on Saturday. Sam has a nice face.
    ________________________

    i got there half and hour before the film started and i got 3 rows from the front, my eyes kill, but i was EPIIC especially in 3D
    hah Sams Hot, i loved it

  • Anonymous

    what the hell is wrong with people?!?! GET A LIFE YOU DUMBASS RUMOR SPREADERS!!!!!! PEOPLE WHO START RUMORS LIKE THAT ARE FUCKING STUPID AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR TIME!! ITS SERIOUSLY PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wowww i feel bad for whoever started that rumor because it just shows how pathetic you are.

  • ilovemusic

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com
    ——————
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    I CLICKED THE LINK
    OMG I’M GONNA BE SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW!!
    THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES -.-
    —-

    What was on that site? :/
    —————–
    3 old naked men showering together -.-

    Oh god, what horrible images :P

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:19 pm
    Joseph J. said:
    Hello!

    heeyyyy

  • YouBelongWithMe

    wear short skirts. lol

    The only reason I’m replying so stupid back is because I’m bored :/ haha
    —–
    I am bored too

  • Anonymous

    Nelena is back on? Damn Nick knows his way around .

  • Eneyi

    joe jonas said:
    IM NOT A GUY I JUST HAD A SEX CHANGE IM JOANNA NOW
    ————-
    LOL

  • Nick J

    Since i am boring i will let justin beiber talk

  • KeepTheFaith

    Hey guys. How are you?

    I’m bored but good. How are you?

  • LAURENJ-

    Eneyi

    So bby where R we going??? what r ur plans for ringing in 2010….

  • ET

    BUUUT IM A BELIEVERRR

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Hello!

    ____

    Fuck me now. Include, itsme and JonasGirl007
    ;D

  • xCookieMuffin

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    can i get pregnant from my b/f doing me in the butt?
    —-
    Can you stfu and go have sex already?! Do it whatever way you want! In the ass, in the other place…just GTFO with your nasty quesions!

  • joe jonas

    IM FUCKING SELENA HOEMEZ

  • Anonymous

    I’m watching this Canadian show called Peak Season and I can’t stop pointing out how much it looks like a The Hills rip off before Lauren left.

  • itsme

    Joseph J. said:

    Hello!

    You’re here baby!! How are you?

  • BGlitterBBy
  • Mercedes

    what? whoever made that rumor is an idiot.
    Nick Jonas and strip club just don’t go…

  • cony

    3 OLD guys, NAKED grinding each other.

  • Joseph J.

    Nick’s sick nasty.
    You guys shouldn’t be downing his cool.

  • _Tiger_

    Anonymous said:
    TROJAN OR 2012

    ———

    Haha I get it.
    Or maybe i’m just insanely perverted.
    —-
    haha! thats what i thought. (i think)

  • Bianca

    I think I’ll die of laughting!!!LOL Nick J. at a strip club!Realy??haha…
    follow me: http://twitter.com/biancacauchick

  • Nick J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    is it ok for me to touch other guys?

  • Lilly

    i got spam filter again, oceanup you’re so good at catching people you should work for the CIA.

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:52 pm
    joe jonas said:
    I MASTURBATE DAILY

    that i can believe ;D

  • CupcakesBBYx

    yes love.. im just thinking about Joseph.. coming to give me a bear hug and hold me through out the night and kiss me… sorry.. im thinking about writing a fanfic about it >XD
    ______________________-
    Aha
    i want to see taylor launter and
    reasure him that he dosnt need taylor swift he has me, mann image going on a double date me taylor.L and you and joe , thatd be a hot date

    do U have twitter ?
    i wanna follow peoplez

  • iFail2Much

    Hi Lovee.. Your icon is amazing lol

    lol Thanks?
    What is it anyway? Im about to change it.

  • Anonymous

    I think your milk bottle is warmed, so why don’t you run downstairs and sleep in your mommy’s arms and suck on it.
    GTFO.

    —-

    I laughed VERY loudly. Win!

  • Anonymous

    So how long until kevin pulls and elton and comes out of the closet

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com
    ———-
    gross man

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:19 pm
    DemiandMileyPones said:
    Hello!

    ____

    Fuck me now. Include, itsme and JonasGirl007
    ;D

    *like*

  • Kevin J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    can i get herps from a toilet seat

  • Tim

    You people wanted me gone, So you happy with the new OU?

  • JonasGirl007

    OU please block this Nick J guy please.

  • ssexybeast

    Lmao I know right?
    Everyone’s is SO sure they’ve seen this picture of nick before,
    so why can’t they just prove it.

    Yeah with the same amount of sunlight rays on his face….c’mon find it,I’m waiting.

    These over obsessed Niley fans are getting on my last nerve.I wish Nick or Selena would just say something to shut them up already.

  • Anonymous

    Nelena fans don’t get ur hopes up. Remember summer ’09 with niley reconnection .

  • Anonymous

    At first I thought it was Demi and then I thought she looked so much like Miley. Lmao.

  • xCookieMuffin

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    is it ok for me to touch other guys?

    …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

  • joe jonas

    I DREAM OF GETTING ON THAT POLE ONE DAY
    MAYBE MILEY CAN GIVE ME SOME POINTERS

  • itsme

    I’d love to get drunk with Joe. Can you imagine?

  • anne

    1. No one even knew about this rumor, which makes it not a rumor
    2. Why is oceanUP reporting on rumor that’s already been proven false?
    3. No one is stupid enough to believe this
    —-
    today is nick, always it is with miley

  • KeepTheFaith

    I almost died!

    You’re here!!!!!!

    I thought you weren’t going to come back on tonight, but you did :D

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:31 pm
    Anonymous said:
    ALL JONAS FANS NEED TO GTFO AND LET JUSTIN HAVE HIS TIME MY BB IS GORGEOUIS HIS LIPS ARE LOCIOUS AND HIS HAIR 2010 SO A JUSTIN YEAR!

    this isn’t even a justin bieber post, please just get some warm milk and go to sleep.

  • Pink Elephant

    joe jonas said:

    I MASTURBATE DAILY
    ______

    Masturbating doesn’t make Joe Jonas look bad you poser. AT LEAST JOE JONAS HAS SOMETHING TO MASTURBATE WITH, Justin Bieber thinks his dick size is bigger than his age.

  • KeepTheFaith

    What was on that site? :/

    Don’t click on it. Apparently it was a video of 3 old men touching eachother.

  • itsme

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    Hello!

    ____

    Fuck me now. Include, itsme and JonasGirl007
    ;D
    ——
    LMFAO.I’M FIRST THOUGH!

  • Nick J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    is it ok to buy t.ampons for my mother and help her put them in?

  • Anonymous

    booooooo no one cares oceanup next post

  • Anonymous

    Come In From The Cold- Marc Broussard? Why this song?

    it is for Miley or Selena

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:28 pm
    CupcakesBBYx said:
    yes love.. im just thinking about Joseph.. coming to give me a bear hug and hold me through out the night and kiss me… sorry.. im thinking about writing a fanfic about it >XD
    ______________________-
    Aha
    i want to see taylor launter and
    reasure him that he dosnt need taylor swift he has me, mann image going on a double date me taylor.L and you and joe , thatd be a hot date

    do U have twitter ?
    i wanna follow peoplez

    hot date indeed

    yes
    http://www.twitter.com/sophiesmusic
    u?

  • Adam J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    can i see your boobs?

  • ilovemusic
  • omyjonasXx5

    Anonymous said:

    U JONAS FANS GTFO U R NOT WANTED ANYMORE JUSTINB IS TAKIN OVER ITS THE TRUTH! FACE IT JUSTIN IS BETTER SO STOP DA HATE
    ____________
    I’m seriously laughing at your horrible grammar skills. Please go back to school and learn some grammar. That’s why you bieber tweenies have a bad reputation because people like you want to start fights on the internet saying Justin is way better. Please. Just stop.

  • cony

    Lol, it ok. It was funny until that bitch came on and called me a porno addict.

  • cony

    What up Joe?

  • xCookieMuffin

    OU block Nick J, Kevin J. Please.

  • Pink Elephant

    Anonymous said:

    ALL JONAS FANS NEED TO GTFO AND LET JUSTIN HAVE HIS TIME MY BB IS GORGEOUIS HIS LIPS ARE LOCIOUS AND HIS HAIR 2010 SO A JUSTIN YEAR!
    _______

    You’re fucking stupid, 2010 IS THE YEAR OF LADY GAGA. YOU RETARD. Even if it’s not the Year of Gaga, IT’LL BE THE YEAR OF SOMEONE ELSE MUCH MORE TALENTED.

  • LaLa

    Okay that lie would be extremely hard to believe about dear Nicholas.

    It was a slightly funny fabrication though…

  • iloveyouux

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com
    ——————
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    I CLICKED THE LINK
    OMG I’M GONNA BE SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW!!
    THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES -.-

    —————-

    EW WHAT THE HELL? ahh that shit was gross.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Since i am boring i will let justin beiber talk

    ____

    Bring him and I swear to moma Jesus Christ I’m going to fry your ass like a possum on a hot summer night!

  • iFail2Much

    I’m bored but good. How are you?

    I am really bored too. And I feel kinda sick. But I had to come to oceanup. D:

  • Anonymous

    I hate Nelena

  • Eneyi

    nonymous said:
    isnt justin beiber gay i mean he is candian so…….
    ————-
    Are you calling Canadians gay? -_-

  • CupcakesBBYx

    idkMyBFFJill

    I Love your icon Classic

  • _Tiger_

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    is it ok for me to touch other guys?

    ——–
    sure.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Thankyou my Jonas Sister….Im very happy and excited and over the moon…How was your xmas??? Hope you got spoiled and had lots of fun….

    ______

    That’s good you found the right man! I’m so happy for you! My Christmas was wonderful… && I guess you can say I was kind of spoiled. Ha! Did you see Kevin’s wedding pics. Adorable right? :) How was your Christmas?

  • _Tiger_

    joe jonas said:
    I PLAY WITH BARBIES
    —–
    do you have a dream house?!

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:29 pm
    itsme said:
    I’d love to get drunk with Joe. Can you imagine?

    and i’d love to grind on his junk. Can you imagine?

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:20 pm
    Joseph J. said:
    Nick’s sick nasty.
    You guys shouldn’t be downing his cool.

    lol you are awesome

  • iloveyouux

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    If you ever had sex? which way do you like it? i know its weird but please answer
    —–
    Thats wayyy to personal.

  • Anonymous

    ET said:

    BUUUT IM A BELIEVERRR
    ————

    thats the same thing nick says he is a believe in butts

  • Justin B

    Anonymous said:

    Anonymous said:

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com
    ———-
    gross man

    —-

    Hey be nice one of them is my dad and the others my grand pa’s

  • Joseph J.

    Hello!

    ____

    Fuck me now. Include, itsme and JonasGirl007
    ;D

    ——–

    As long as we wear Hulk outfits. :)

  • JonasGirl007

    Seriously OU like… Now!

  • Anonymous

    selena should donate sperm

  • joe honas

    TIGER WOODS IS MY ROLEMODEL

  • Anonymous

    This was the full original rumor…People are so screwed up…

    “There is some tragic news today for the music world. Nick Jonas has died:

    Teen pop-star Nick Jonas was pronounced dead at Baylor University Medical Center at 7pm EST after going into cardiac arrest. Paramedics were called to Silver City Cabaret, a popular strip club in Dallas, after Nick experienced chest pains and difficulty breathing while receiving a lap dance from an exotic dancer.

    Witnesses claim Nick was unusually pale and walked with an uneven gait that evening.

    “He made frequent trips to the restroom, and he could barely stand,” said Violet, a dancer at Silver City Cabaret. “We figured maybe he’d been drinking or something. He’s acted this way before in the club, though not to this extent. He just kept buying dance after dance so we just assumed he was incredibly aroused. I wish we would have done something.”

    Nick’s older brother and fellow band-mate Joe Jonas mentioned Nick had neglected to properly treat his diabetes that evening, being completely enamored by the dancers. While no official statement has been released by the Baylor medical staff, it is believed intense physical stimulation and hyperglycemia contributed to his cardiac problems.”

  • Joseph J.

    so you girls wanna have sex while i watch?

  • Anonymous

    Come In From The Cold

    Come in from the cold, close the door from the hurt
    That makes you feel alone
    Time for you to share that coat you wrap around your life
    Lay here in my arms, let me hold you close, I want so

    Come in from the rain, shake away all the tears you try hiding them
    Tell me every fear that keeps you from this love of mine
    Leave it all behind, lay down my side, I’ll show it to you

    I’ve been hurt just like you, I know how hard
    It is to give your love away but baby it’s safe, I’m warm
    All I’m really asking of you is come in from the cold

    Yeah, I’ve been hurt just like you, I know how hard
    It is to give your love away but baby it’s safe, I’m warm
    All I’m really asking of you is come in from the cold

    Throw off all the memories that can bring you down
    Loving is only the way to heal a heart that love has wronged
    So baby give up the fight, you know it’s right
    Come in from the cold, baby you should know, I’d love for

    You’re my dying love, yeah yeah yeah
    Girl I’ll make you fall, jump to you from the storm
    I wanna show to you and help you, please don’t worry about me
    If I need you, and I found you and I want you, oh baby

    – What girl would say no to that?
    ———-
    I LOVE that song now that Nick has introduced me to it. It’s beautiful
    ——-
    Indeed. If Nick wanted to make an impact he sure did.

    The question is for who and if he is sincere bc I do not believe that this is for selena

  • Anonymous

    I wish the person who took the photo of Nelena in Texas come’s here and give us the hard copy…

    I know it’s real And I know lots here are trying real hard for it to be fake but it’s not.

    Were is the photo expert when need one..

    and no not the denial fan girl from above who posted that its “fake”

  • JonasGirl007

    As long as we wear Hulk outfits. :)

    lol is that a strange fantasy of yours?

  • xCookieMuffin

    Gotta go. Bye my peeps! :P

  • Eneyi

    Anonymous said:
    nick didnt die i dont seeteenage girls going outside comiting suicide
    ————
    I laughed and now I feel bad XD

    I’m going to hell >.<

  • Grammar Police.

    DONT BLAME JUSTIN FOR THIS U J0NASS FANZ R DA 0NEZ THAT HATE HIM FO NO RESON AND WE ARE JUST SAYIN DONT HATE ON HIM WE ARE NOT TRYIN TO STRT STFF UBUT U FANZ ALWAYS DO U JUS WANT MORE DRAMA SO STFU AND LET JUSTIN HAV HIS TIME 2010 IS JUSTINZ YEAR BCUZ HE IS DOIN THA NEW YEARS THING DONT SEE JONAS BROS DOIN TAT.

    ———–

    HAVE NO FEAR! The GRAMMAR POLICE IS HERE!

    Don’t blame Justin for this, you Jonas fans are the ones that hate him for no reason. We are just saying to not hate on him, we’re not trying to start anything. You fans always do this, you just want more drama. Really, shut the fuck up and let Justin have his time. 2010 is Justin’s year because he is doing the New Years thing. I don’t see the Jonas Brothers doing that!

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Fuck me now. Include, itsme and JonasGirl007
    ;D

    ——–

    As long as we wear Hulk outfits. :)

    _____

    Umm.. okay…?

  • Annonymous…

    No one would have picked Kevin over Nick.
    EVER. Specially not Selena.

    It’s the other way around, if Kevin had the chance he would have gone after Selena.

  • Pink Elephant

    Anonymous said:

    I think your milk bottle is warmed, so why don’t you run downstairs and sleep in your mommy’s arms and suck on it.
    GTFO.

    —-

    I laughed VERY loudly. Win!
    _____

    Oh thanks. (; I try, I try. :D

  • Angela.

    Nelena fans don’t get ur hopes up. Remember summer ’09 with niley reconnection .
    ____________________________________________

    Whattabout Summer ’10? We’ll never know….;]

  • Anonymous

    akward

    either way, I think Kevin and beard I mean wife are cute

  • Joseph J.

    Ewwwwwww icky girls!!

    I love riding dick!

  • Anonymous

    is nick pregnant

  • Anonymous

    Note: Talking in all caps and posting with 0’s instead of O’s, and Q’s instead of P’s makes it hard to take you seriously.

    I mean – jUSt1N biEbRR OmGG da h0tTTEsxt!

    Okay: No. Just no. That’s how we can tell you’re like then years old. See, it’s not Justin we hate. We don’t mind him nearly as much as we mind fans that act like THAT.

  • Joseph J.

    Hello!

    You’re here baby!! How are you?

    ———

    Oh you know, just playing with my rattle.

  • JonasGirl007

    I’ve got other things to do… like sleep night jonai

  • _Tiger_

    Anonymous said:
    selena should donate sperm
    —–
    lmfao :D

  • JonasGirl007

    Masturbating doesn’t make Joe Jonas look bad you poser. AT LEAST JOE JONAS HAS SOMETHING TO MASTURBATE WITH, Justin Bieber thinks his dick size is bigger than his age.

    might i add, joe probably looks hot in that state too…

  • Anonymous

    I just finished watching Aquamarine, and got really really nostalgic for Semi.

    3:

  • DemiandMileyPones

    so you girls wanna have sex while i watch?

    ____

    Hmph. What will you do afterwards? LMAO!

  • iloveyouux

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    can i see your boobs?
    —–
    -__-

  • nesii

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA ive never laughed so hard at one of there posts.
    an exotic dancer?hahahahahhaa

  • CupcakesBBYx

    hot date indeed

    yes
    http://www.twitter.com/sophiesmusic
    u?
    __________________

    http://www.twitter.com/xXxRahmaxXx
    im gonna follow you

  • WhiteHorsex3

    Hello OceanUP-ers, Nick & Joe. =)

    This rumor is RIDICULOUS! xD.

  • girl crush mileyyyyy

    hahhahahahahhhaha!

  • joeismylove

    this made my day. LOL

  • Anonymous

    Im seriously not happy with him

  • Anonymous

    Nick, please bring your brother on, you’re boring.
    —-
    Nick, please bring Joe on

    hahaha

  • Nick J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    is it ok for me to sniff my fingers after they have been inside of selena?

  • MitchelMluv

    NO SHIT thats untue…”dying while getting a lapdance”…good Fod, whoever made up that rumor was a pathetic famewhore who no doubt hates JB. Fuck them, they almost gave my little sis, a die hard Nick fan, a heart attack. :|

  • itsme

    joe jonas said:

    I DREAM OF GETTING ON THAT POLE ONE DAY
    MAYBE MILEY CAN GIVE ME SOME POINTERS
    ——–
    I’ll be happy to give you some ;) You can be the pole that I use.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Ewwwwwww icky girls!!

    I love riding dick!

    ___

    Get out. You’re fake.
    The other one is real!

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Ugh

  • Anonymous

    NELENA LIVES

    US WEEKLY JUST SAID SELENA IS PREGNANT BY NICK

  • Anonymous

    Late 2010, early 2011. But he’s gonna wheedle some kids out of her first. Then, if Oprah’s still on, they’ll do a dramatic special.

  • Anonymous

    justin beiber owns the jb’s

    jb’s are done with

  • JonasGirl007

    Oh you know, just playing with my rattle

    fiesty, i like it.

  • Nick J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    do girls like to be told they look fat?

  • Grammar Police

    ALL JONAS FANS NEED TO GTFO AND LET JUSTIN HAVE HIS TIME MY BB IS GORGEOUIS HIS LIPS ARE LOCIOUS AND HIS HAIR 2010 SO A JUSTIN YEAR!

    ———–

    HAVE NO FEAR! I shall translate this for ALL to read!

    All Jonas fans need to get the fuck off and let Justin have his time. My baby is gorgeous, his lips are luscious, and so is his hair! 2010 is SO a Justin year!

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:31 pm
    CupcakesBBYx said:
    hot date indeed

    yes
    http://www.twitter.com/sophiesmusic
    u?
    __________________

    http://www.twitter.com/xXxRahmaxXx
    im gonna follow you

    ill follow you >XD

  • Joseph J.

    Hmph. What will you do afterwards? LMAO!

    ————

    watching gay porn

  • O.J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    have you seen my other glove?

  • Eneyi

    Tim said:
    You people wanted me gone, So you happy with the new OU?
    ————
    No~

    Come back TIm!

    Please~

    I beg you D:

  • Anonymous

    lol omg

  • cony

    Nick as much as I love you, you better not bring him on here or I will find you, and just say your going to be missing a section of hair the next morning.

  • iFly…JJ

    I almost died!

    You’re here!!!!!!

    I thought you weren’t going to come back on tonight, but you did :D
    ——
    Hahaha I am back, I was at Olive Garden.

  • ilovemusic

    ALL JONAS FANS NEED TO GTFO AND LET JUSTIN HAVE HIS TIME MY BB IS GORGEOUIS HIS LIPS ARE LOCIOUS AND HIS HAIR 2010 SO A JUSTIN YEAR!
    _______

    You’re fucking stupid, 2010 IS THE YEAR OF LADY GAGA. YOU RETARD. Even if it’s not the Year of Gaga, IT’LL BE THE YEAR OF SOMEONE ELSE MUCH MORE TALENTED.

    Ugh, just the thought of 2010 being Bieber’s year gives me chills.
    It should either be the year of Lady GaGa or Demi Lovato :)

  • cony

    OU spams ME but not this troll?

  • _Tiger_

    Anonymous said:
    Is that delena on your icon?
    ——–
    nope, its miley and selena.

  • Joseph J.

    Ewwwwwww icky girls!!

    I love riding dick!

    ——-

    Haha!
    I wish I were as cool as you, really.

  • iloveyouux

    Nick J. said:

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    is it ok for me to sniff my fingers after they have been inside of selena?

    Nick, GTFO.

  • Eneyi

    Laurenj

    I’m going back home for New Years :)

  • joe jonas

    ME AND SELENA ARE “TIGHT”

  • Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

    OMG. WHOEVER MADE THAT SHIT UP IS AMAZING. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

  • Anonymous

    That its So Stupid e.e

  • KeepTheFaith

    I am really bored too. And I feel kinda sick. But I had to come to oceanup. D:

    Of course. Can’t forget about oceanup :) lol

  • Anonymous

    If Miley is not with Liam, Nick never following Selena

  • Anonymous

    JOE JONAS is my dream girl

    ———-

    LOL! Oh my god.
    Who’s creepin on here?
    ——
    i literally lmao at the first comment.
    ——–
    Sometimes I wonder if they do come on here…

    ——–

    Haha. With comments like the first one, I wouldn’t doubt it.

    But they really do check oceanup.
    I don’t know why that’s so hard to believe to people.

  • Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

    OMG. WHOEVER MADE THAT SHIT UP IS AMAZING. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

  • Nick J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    thong of nothing?

  • Anonymous

    why would you admit to that?

  • WhiteHorsex3

    OK, there are like 3 different Joe’s on here. =P

  • cony

    Block Nick.J I almost gagged on my apple.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    is nick pregnant

    _____

    *cracks up* LMAO!!

  • Pink Elephant

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Masturbating doesn’t make Joe Jonas look bad you poser. AT LEAST JOE JONAS HAS SOMETHING TO MASTURBATE WITH, Justin Bieber thinks his dick size is bigger than his age.

    might i add, joe probably looks hot in that state too…

    ___

    I wouldn’t mind being the one he’s maturbating to. (; Hot damnnn.

  • itsme

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:29 pm
    itsme said:
    I’d love to get drunk with Joe. Can you imagine?

    and i’d love to grind on his junk. Can you imagine?
    —-
    I’d love to get it on with Joe. Can you imagine?

  • Joseph J.

    I love getting rammed up my ass by kevin

  • Kevin J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    condom or no condom?

  • Anonymous

    the hell?

  • JonasGirl007

    Haha!
    I wish I were as cool as you, really.

    lol awesome dude.

  • iFly…JJ

    Ugh
    —–
    And youve got a smile that could light up this whole town I havent seen it in a while since she brought you down. You say youre fine I know you better than that, hey what you doing with a girl like that?

  • Anonymous

    is nick pregnant

    ———

    Yes.

  • Angela.

    Haha.
    Props to the Grammar Police.
    You’ll be getting a handful at this site. x]

  • Anonymous

    3 OLD guys, NAKED grinding each other.

    ———–

    Oh I’m sorry, that must have been the wrong link. LMFAO.

    Sorry guys, but really. Here are some pictures that will be released tommorrow from people magazine, only a couple though:
    http://www.fanbangho.com

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Hmph. What will you do afterwards? LMAO!

    ————

    watching gay porn

    ______

    Whatever I’m done with you. If you want to act like a poser, be smart like one. You no damn well Joe is not gay. Come on now.. :(

  • iFail2Much

    Of course. Can’t forget about oceanup :) lol

    Addiction.

  • None ya!

    Bieber fans started this? Okay Jonas fans, we gotta get together and start a DISCUSSTING, RUDE, MEAN, CRUEL & EVIL rumor about Mr. I have two incher. Got any ideas?

  • Anonymous

    nonymous said:
    isnt justin beiber gay i mean he is candian so…….
    ————-
    Are you calling Canadians gay? -_-

    ——

    no just the teen boy twitter wannabe pimp, high voiced, pop singers

  • Anonymous

    ok let me get this striaght..

    1.around Christmas eve Nick tweeted he was having dinner with family and friends and love how “Christmas draws people together”.

    2.The same day he started to follow Selena

    Selena’s twitter indicates she came home in texas cuz she thought she could make the trip:
    A lovely surprise this Christmas, hello Texas. I’ve missed you so much!
    9:49 AM Dec 25th from Echofon

    . On December 26 Nick posted on his twitter:

    Great day so far. Hung out this morning with Joe. Then I hung out some more. Now I’m eating dinner, and just like that 9 hours goes by.
    5:46 PM Dec 26th from TinyTwitter

    4.A pic of Selena and Nick in Texas shows up

    5. I had an amazing day yesterday. Rehearsals start today!
    12:28 PM Dec 28th from TinyTwitter

    6. Selena is now following Nick

    7.Nick’s new jam : Come In From The Cold- Marc Broussard.

  • iloveyouux

    so you girls wanna have sex while i watch?
    ——-
    Only if you join in after..:)

  • Adam J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    should i lick her before i stick her?

  • 678

    I love joe jonas i want to suck his dick so badly

    JOE if your reading this ill even swallow

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:33 pm
    itsme said:
    JonasGirl007 said:

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:29 pm
    itsme said:
    I’d love to get drunk with Joe. Can you imagine?

    and i’d love to grind on his junk. Can you imagine?
    —-
    I’d love to get it on with Joe. Can you imagine?
    —-
    i’d love to f**k Joe. Can you imagine?

  • itsme

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    so you girls wanna have sex while i watch?

    ____

    Hmph. What will you do afterwards? LMAO!
    ——–
    As long as you promise to do each of us individually afterwards.

  • Anonymous

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: nick jonas
    Stranger: poop
    You: its miley cyrus
    Stranger: hey miley babe
    Stranger: its me
    Stranger: nick
    You: i want to fuck
    Stranger: me too babe
    Stranger: aren’t you a little young though?
    You: never
    You: i am 17 your 17 that equals to like ummm 34 i think thats old enough ;)
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • BGlitterBBy
  • joe jonas

    SELENA,DEMI AND MILEY ARE JEALOUS I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS IN DISNEY

  • Anonymous

    Justin B said:

    Anonymous said:

    Anonymous said:

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com
    ———-
    gross man

    —-

    Hey be nice one of them is my dad and the others my grand pa’s
    —–
    http://nickjonasthinks.tumblr.com/post/302658674/submitted-by-kodachromeprincess

  • Justin Beiber

    Hey whats going on fans!!!!

    JUSTIN IS HERE!!!

  • Anonymous

    I really doubt he was making a statement about any girl with the song. If it was a statement at all, it probably had more to do with the fact that he had previously mentioned it was snowing. It was cold outside. I realize that people on this site are always looking for drama, even when it rarely exists.

    The dumbest thing about these stupid death hoaxes are that they always blame it on his diabetes even when if his diabetes wouldn’t really play into it. Of course since most people don’t have the slightest idea about diabetes, they wouldn’t get it.

    And finally, I want one of those guitar picks.

  • claymm

    you know whats sad?
    Is that the Bieber fans probably thought that this rumor would actually be believeable.

  • Justin Bieber

    I GOT HERPS

  • cony

    May I ask why?

  • MelissaRose

    Hey guys! I just got on, what’s this about blocking Nick & Kevin?
    http://www.itsmelissarose.wordpress.com < –My blog site :D

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    ssexybeast
    I know! And I wish that lady in the pic just took a damn video lol.
    But the fact that they’re following each other after a year of despising each other is enough proof to me that they have reunited.

  • _Tiger_

    Tim said:
    You people wanted me gone, So you happy with the new OU?
    —-
    lmao. do we commenters have that much power?

  • Joseph J.

    Hmph. What will you do afterwards? LMAO!

    ————

    watching gay porn

    ——–

    Ha. Not me.
    Alright, getting off.
    People are too cool on here.

    Later taters.

  • Anonymous

    “But the moment that killed her was when I dipped her for a kiss”

    lol

  • Anonymous

    LOL OH MY GOD.
    Joe actually DID do the single ladies dance for Danielle!!!! LMFAOOO!

    I can’t believe I came across these, so funny.
    http://www.mylazysundays.com
    ———-
    gross man

    ——-

    Dude. What’s gross? It’s the nature of cleansing one’s body. Shared with ones you love.

    Everyone should charish this video.

  • Joseph J.

    well lick my ass and call me sally

  • ThanksHeavenForKevin

    i want that pick :D

  • DemiandMileyPones

    WHY ARE WE YELLING AGAIN!?!?!

  • Anonymous

    I feel wierd when I was a preteen I was only interested in 30+ year old celebs

  • iFly…JJ

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    condom or no condom?
    ——–
    Why do you ask?
    Its not like anyone would do it with you.

  • Anonymous

    My prayers are with the family (sarcasm)

  • joeismylove

    HAVE NO FEAR! The GRAMMAR POLICE IS HERE!

    Don’t blame Justin for this, you Jonas fans are the ones that hate him for no reason. We are just saying to not hate on him, we’re not trying to start anything. You fans always do this, you just want more drama. Really, shut the fuck up and let Justin have his time. 2010 is Justin’s year because he is doing the New Years thing. I don’t see the Jonas Brothers doing that!

    Thats fine. But this is a nick jonas post. okay?

  • JonasGirl007

    Any one love my icon?

    it says ‘smexy’ so it doesn’t offend.. how can it, it’s joe, that’s his definition.

  • KeepTheFaith

    Hahaha I am back, I was at Olive Garden.

    Yummy. That’s my favorite restaurant

  • Anonymous

    NELENA LIVES

    US WEEKLY JUST SAID SELENA IS PREGNANT BY NICK

    lol

  • mow.

    Thanks!
    I miss Mandy being around

    —-

    Yeah I know, they were really funny together,
    My favorite is Memi though

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Hey whats going on fans!!!!

    JUSTIN IS HERE!!!

    ______

    It’s past your bedtime hunny. :)

  • belllllllllle

    hahaha what a way to die.

  • ilovemusic

    is nick pregnant

    O.o

  • omyjonasXx5

    WHAT!! I just got spam reported but not the immature people who can’t spell?! REALLY?

  • Anonymous

    nope, its miley and selena.
    —-
    the REAL One True Pairing

  • iloveyouux

    Act like Joe and not some stupid poser! >_<

  • Nick J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    do my ba.lls look better tucked or untucked?

  • Anonymous

    stfu about demi lovato shes a z lister

  • CupcakesBBYx

    ON TWITTER US JUSTIN FANZ R GNNA RUIN YALL. WE R GNNA TAKE OVA. ALL THE TT IS GNNA BE ABT OUR BB JUSTIN

    ___________________

    haha Did u Know that i Love Micheal Buble

  • WhiteHorsex3

    Joseph J. said:

    I love getting rammed up my ass by kevin

    __

    Takin’ it a bit far there, Joseph.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Can This Lame Bieber Troll GETT OFF
    THIS IS A JONAS POST

  • Anonymous

    True… but hopefully niley .
    *cross fingers*

  • Anonymous

    I feel wierd when I was a preteen I was only interested in 30+ year old celebs

    AND NOW 30+ YEAR OLDS ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN PRETEENS :D

  • JonasGirl007

    Ha. Not me.
    Alright, getting off.
    People are too cool on here.

    Later taters.

    nnoooo!!!! :( don’t make me even morree sad.

  • _Tiger_

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: nick is that you?!
    Stranger: yeah it’s me
    You: omg its me! miley!
    Stranger: Oh no actually im not nick im dick
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: hi miley
    Stranger: i’m dick
    You: nick dont call yourself that!
    Stranger: I’m nick’s dick… suck me sweety
    You: so, how are you babe?
    Stranger: horny now
    Stranger: suckme
    Stranger: you slut
    You: i will nick! as soon as you dump selena!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: i’m re-nick
    Stranger: your dick
    Stranger: suck it
    You: i love you nick bye!
    Stranger: fuck=
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

  • Anonymous

    Nick is a playa

  • KeepTheFaith

    thats the same thing nick says he is a believe in butts

    LOL. What?

  • Anonymous

    Who would click on a url called fanbangho

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Ha. Not me.
    Alright, getting off.
    People are too cool on here.

    Later taters.

    _____

    Now this is the kind of Joe i like! Andd dont leave! :(

  • iFly…JJ

    Hahaha I am back, I was at Olive Garden.

    Yummy. That’s my favorite restaurant

    Word.

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:55 pm
    itsme said:
    joe jonas said:

    I DREAM OF GETTING ON THAT POLE ONE DAY
    MAYBE MILEY CAN GIVE ME SOME POINTERS
    ——–
    I’ll be happy to give you some ;) You can be the pole that I use.’

    ill be verrryyy happy to help you sew your clothes joe…. ;)

  • itsme

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:33 pm
    itsme said:
    JonasGirl007 said:

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:29 pm
    itsme said:
    I’d love to get drunk with Joe. Can you imagine?

    and i’d love to grind on his junk. Can you imagine?
    —-
    I’d love to get it on with Joe. Can you imagine?
    —-
    i’d love to f**k Joe. Can you imagine?
    —–
    That’s the same thing. lol.

  • iFly…JJ

    Drink all day, play all night. Lets get it poppin. IM IN MIAMI BITCH!

  • Pink Elephant

    Grammar Police said:

    ALL JONAS FANS NEED TO GTFO AND LET JUSTIN HAVE HIS TIME MY BB IS GORGEOUIS HIS LIPS ARE LOCIOUS AND HIS HAIR 2010 SO A JUSTIN YEAR!

    ———–

    HAVE NO FEAR! I shall translate this for ALL to read!

    All Jonas fans need to get the fuck off and let Justin have his time. My baby is gorgeous, his lips are luscious, and so is his hair! 2010 is SO a Justin year!
    _______

    Thank god the Grammar police is here. Fix that baby’s grammar up please.

  • Oprah

    joe jonas said:
    I MASTURBATE DAILY

    ——-

    I’m Oprah, and I approve this message.

  • cony

    What the hell is this shit? NO ONE GO THERE! That is gross. :0((

  • BabeILoveYou

    Hey whats going on fans!!!!

    JUSTIN IS HERE!!!

    Go take some Viagra then maybe we’ll talk (;

  • Kevin J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    ugly girls better sex?

  • Anonymous

    JOE JONAS is my dream girl

  • Anonymous

    idc he is adorbs.

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Justin Beiber said:

    Hey whats going on fans!!!!

    JUSTIN IS HERE!!!
    ——-
    You can’t even spell your own last name properly

  • joe jonas

    I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT

  • WhiteHorsex3

    Justin Beiber said:

    Hey whats going on fans!!!!

    JUSTIN IS HERE!!!
    __

    It has officially gone down the tube.

  • Anonymous

    adam and nick j…………
    ur disturbing
    however funny

  • Anonymous

    WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT WARM MILK! WHY DNT U JONAS FANS GET A SCRATCH AND LET UR MOMMY KISS IT. U CALL JUSTIN A KIDDY BUT JONAS BROS R THE ONE ON DISNEY WHEN THERE IN THERE 20S! IF ANYTHING THEY SHOULD GROW UOP!

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    Lol
    We remember it perfectly,
    It turned out to be a disaster so thanks for getting our hopes up even more! :)

  • iloveyouux

    I fucking hate whoever posted that nasty porno. Thats gross. I had to turn off my whole computer to get it off. It better not have gaven my computer a virus!!!!

  • Joseph J.

    well i am gay live with it, kevin has his beard wife me i have some one ;)

  • iFail2Much

    Can you guys see my new icon?

  • Anonymous

    You do know the marrige wont make 2 years? Its a given

  • Anonymous

    joe jonas said:

    ME AND SELENA ARE “TIGHT”

    ———-

    LOL selena hasn’t been tight in either hole for a long time!!

  • Rebekahhhhh

    OH MY GOD HAHAHA that is the funniest thing Ive ever read on this site! He died because of going into cardiac arrest after getting a LAP DANCE. LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • itsme

    Joe,baby, don’t go!!!!!

  • cony

    I was flagged by OU!

  • Anonymous

    Lmao I know right?
    Everyone’s is SO sure they’ve seen this picture of nick before,
    so why can’t they just prove it.

    Yeah with the same amount of sunlight rays on his face….c’mon find it,I’m waiting.

    These over obsessed Niley fans are getting on my last nerve.I wish Nick or Selena would just say something to shut them up already.
    —-

    Hahahah! I know its soo annoying..and they cirle the pics of Nick like the shadow and legs and shit that its photoshop when there’s simple explanation to all of those that its actually real.

  • iloveyouux

    Bieber fans just jump off a cliff already, your useless to us.

  • JonasGirl007

    i’d love to f**k Joe. Can you imagine?
    —–
    That’s the same thing. lol.
    —-
    mine’s more straight forward… i love joe <3

  • ET

    MY ICON IS THE SHIT. THE END

  • Adam J.

    figures people who post here use omegle retards go to retard places

  • Anonymous

    Where were you when you found out about Taylor Swift?!!?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxo88qbWrg0

    I STILL CANT BELIVE IT!!!!

  • Eneyi

    Anonymous said:
    nonymous said:
    isnt justin beiber gay i mean he is candian so…….
    ————-
    Are you calling Canadians gay? -_-

    ——

    no just the teen boy twitter wannabe pimp, high voiced, pop singers
    —–
    Duly noted. :)

  • Anonymous

    I’d love to get drunk with Joe. Can you imagine?

    ———

    Joe would get sexual when he’s drunk.
    Like like, slam you up against the walls crazy sexual drunk, but definitely a sultry undermask about him.

    Which would be awkward and slightly funny.
    Unless he knew how to play it off.

  • cony

    Only when hell freezes over, will I be your shawty or fan.

  • Annonymous…

    Come In From The Cold

    Come in from the cold, close the door from the hurt
    That makes you feel alone
    Time for you to share that coat you wrap around your life
    Lay here in my arms, let me hold you close, I want so

    Come in from the rain, shake away all the tears you try hiding them
    Tell me every fear that keeps you from this love of mine
    Leave it all behind, lay down my side, I’ll show it to you

    I’ve been hurt just like you, I know how hard
    It is to give your love away but baby it’s safe, I’m warm
    All I’m really asking of you is come in from the cold

    Yeah, I’ve been hurt just like you, I know how hard
    It is to give your love away but baby it’s safe, I’m warm
    All I’m really asking of you is come in from the cold

    Throw off all the memories that can bring you down
    Loving is only the way to heal a heart that love has wronged
    So baby give up the fight, you know it’s right
    Come in from the cold, baby you should know, I’d love for

    You’re my dying love, yeah yeah yeah
    Girl I’ll make you fall, jump to you from the storm
    I wanna show to you and help you, please don’t worry about me
    If I need you, and I found you and I want you, oh baby

    – What girl would say no to that?
    ———-
    I LOVE that song now that Nick has introduced me to it. It’s beautiful
    ——-
    Indeed. If Nick wanted to make an impact he sure did.

    The question is for who and if he is sincere bc I do not believe that this is for selena
    —–
    If it’s for someone, I think it’s for Selena.

    Why? Because the lyrics are about a LONELY girl afraid of being hurt, afraid of the past- it’s asking for forgiveness, and for the girl to stop being worried about him because he’s “in love” with her. The character and the tale fit the Nelena tale better.

    And now about timing. It doesn’t fit the “Niley” story as well as it does to Nelena, considering that it’s clear that Selena and Nick have been hanging out together very recently -alone, in public- while the last we heard from Miley about Nick has been the angry “7 Things” thing.

  • Anonymous

    I like demi but I would like her more if she took that ass off her chin

  • Anonymous

    who honestly can sit down and make up these rumors?
    who has this kind of time?

  • Anonymous

    IKR?!

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Go take some Viagra then maybe we’ll talk (;

    ______

    LMAO! :DDD

  • KeepTheFaith

    Word.

    :)

  • itsme

    I really think that picture is real. Why is it such a big fucking deal? It’s nice that they’ve decided to put all that shit behind them and move on. Which is exactly what some of you crazy teenies should do.

  • itsme

    joe jonas said:

    SELENA,DEMI AND MILEY ARE JEALOUS I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS IN DISNEY

    Can I tap that ;)

  • GoldenGal9311

    LOL!

  • Kevin J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    should i hold my fa.rts till after sex or just let them fly?

  • Anonymous

    i am on a quest to prove that the nelena pic is fake i am going to try to find the same outfit nick wore in canada that looks like the one he wore in the “nelena” pic ARGGG

    ———-

    Why do you care?
    I doubt someone’s mom would sit on her computer for hours photoshopping a picture of selena gomez and Nick Jonas by her side.

    I mean really. Think about it.

  • KeepTheFaith

    WHAT!! I just got spam reported but not the immature people who can’t spell?! REALLY?

    Same thing happened to me last night

  • JonasGirl007

    Joe would get sexual when he’s drunk.
    Like like, slam you up against the walls crazy sexual drunk, but definitely a sultry undermask about him.

    Which would be awkward and slightly funny.
    Unless he knew how to play it off.

    hmmmm <3 lol

  • Anonymous

    you’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: nick is that you?!
    Stranger: yeah it’s me
    You: omg its me! miley!
    Stranger: Oh no actually im not nick im dick
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: hi miley
    Stranger: i’m dick
    You: nick dont call yourself that!
    Stranger: I’m nick’s dick… suck me sweety
    You: so, how are you babe?
    Stranger: horny now
    Stranger: suckme
    Stranger: you slut
    You: i will nick! as soon as you dump selena!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: i’m re-nick
    Stranger: your dick
    Stranger: suck it
    You: i love you nick bye!
    Stranger: fuck=
    Your conversational partner has disconnected
    —————-
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • ssexybeast

    ssexybeast
    I know! And I wish that lady in the pic just took a damn video lol.
    But the fact that they’re following each other after a year of despising each other is enough proof to me that they have reunited.

    Exactly.

    These niley stans like “iluvniley” or “nileyarm” need to fall in a well or something.

    LMAO..just kidding about that but they do need to shut up already.

  • GoldenGal9311

    Hahaha!

  • Joseph J.

    So who has an.al lube?

  • Anonymous

    Why are people saying Selenas pregnant thats got to be BS

  • Anonymous

    BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN OF POP SELENA GOMEZ AND THE SCENE

  • Justin Bieber

    My mommy left me at home. WHAT DO I DO? D:

  • _Tiger_

    I love queen, they’re so amazing.

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:27 pm
    Joseph J. said:
    So who has an.al lube?

    y?

  • girl crush mileyyyyy

    Kevin J. said:

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    ugly girls better sex?

    how would we know if “WERE ALL GIRLS HERE”

    you tell us ;)

  • Anonymous

    oj is a legand

  • Anonymous

    fucking hate whoever posted that nasty porno. Thats gross. I had to turn off my whole computer to get it off. It better not have gaven my computer a virus!!!!

    ———-

    LOL LOL LOL LOL.

  • Annonymous…

    RT @TheNelenaCouple: Nick’s my thunder, Selena’s my lighting, Nelena’s my everything. It comes Naturally. You wont understand,

    lol

  • Anonymous

    i live in miami :O

  • LovatoDorkkx

    LMFAO, LMFAO, LAP DANCE, ah, I can’t imagine innocent Nick .. getting a lap dance .. xD

  • Anonymous

    I just got spamed :( Oceanup sucks

  • CupcakesBBYx

    well my oceanuppers im off
    gonna go eat and do somthing
    aha laters my peppz

  • Joseph J.

    I’m going to go suck my thumb since you are all too cool for me

  • claymm

    The report is UNTRUE,Nick Jonas is ALIVE.

    wooh , OU thanks for confirming that. I was scared that Nick was dead from a heart attack because of a lap dance. You know , that is so common these days.

  • ilovemusic

    You do know the marrige wont make 2 years? Its a given

    It amazes me how people DON’T want their marriage to last.

  • _Tiger_

    cony said:
    OU spams ME but not this troll?
    ——
    they spammed me too, but i actually think the joe jonas poser is funny. i’ve been laughing for like 20 mins.

  • cony

    No don’t go!

  • iFly…JJ

    Word.

    :)

    Where is everybody?

  • Anonymous

    Selena is an idiot IF she is back with Nick. After he made her change and everyone close to her hated him? Sorry but that’s stupid.

  • Anonymous

    What the hell is this shit? NO ONE GO THERE! That is gross. :0((

    ————

    Why what was it?

  • Joseph J.

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:27 pm
    Joseph J. said:
    So who has an.al lube?

    y?

    so i can lube you up

  • Nick J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    should i let her pee before or during?

  • joeismylove

    Anonymous
    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:36 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Nick is a playa

    dont be a playa hater

  • Angela.

    I’m seeing A LOT of new members.
    OceanUP got popular. Haha.

    Hello to all OceanUP Freshmen. ;]

  • Anonymous

    Kanielle?No.

  • Annonymous…

    Clearly you do

  • Kevin J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    how do you put on a t.ampon?

  • JonasGirl007

    ec 29, 2009 @ 06:58 pm
    itsme said:
    joe jonas said:

    SELENA,DEMI AND MILEY ARE JEALOUS I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS IN DISNEY

    Can I tap that ;)

    can i see that? ;)

  • _Tiger_

    Anonymous said:
    Who would click on a url called fanbangho
    —–
    lmao.

  • iloveyouux

    Joe! bb, dont leave come back!!

  • YouBelongWithMe

    And youve got a smile that could light up this whole town I havent seen it in a while since she brought you down. You say youre fine I know you better than that, hey what you doing with a girl like that?
    ———
    She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
    She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers
    Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
    That what you’re looking for has been here the whole time

  • LovatoDorkkx

    Queen .. wtf?

  • Grammar Police.

    ON TWITTER US JUSTIN FANZ R GNNA RUIN YALL. WE R GNNA TAKE OVA. ALL THE TT IS GNNA BE ABT OUR BB JUSTIN

    ———-

    On Twitter, we Justin fans are going to ruin ya’ll ; we’re going to take over! All the Trending Topics are going to be about our baby Justin!

  • cony

    Thank fucking God I am on the Wii Internet.

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:28 pm
    Joseph J. said:
    I’m going to go suck my thumb since you are all too cool for me

    uh… don’t mess up your teeth….

  • iFly…JJ

    i live in miami :O
    —-
    High five hoe(:

  • Anonymous

    I really think that picture is real. Why is it such a big fucking deal? It’s nice that they’ve decided to put all that shit behind them and move on. Which is exactly what some of you crazy teenies should do.

    ————-

    lol sorry. But please don’t call anyone crazy when you have Joe the sex offender as your icon.

  • Anonymous

    @_Tiger_ love you icon demi made that face last night in bed she saw something she really liked and wanted.

    a bottle of vodka :D

  • _Tiger_

    Anonymous said:
    nope, its miley and selena.
    —-
    the REAL One True Pairing
    ———
    haha what?

  • JonasGirl007

    so i can lube you up
    —-
    uh… no…..?

  • ThanksHeavenForKevin

    29, 2009 @ 09:11 pm
    iFail2Much said:

    Can you guys see my new icon?
    ___
    yes & it’s very cute :)

  • Anonymous

    WHEN YOUR FALLLINNNN DOWN NO ITS NOT ALLL ABOUUUTTT YOUU SMILE FOR THE CAAAMERA THERE ALL BOUT TO TRASH YAAAAA

  • Anonymous

    wow people are so pathetic!!!! a strip club? come on! who would believe that?

  • cony

    Bye guys!

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    nickjonas Just had dinner. Now I’m playing catch phrase.
    9 minutes ago from TinyTwitter

  • WhiteHorsex3

    Great, the good Joe is gone. :(

  • _Tiger_

    iFly…JJ said:

    Word.

    :)

    Where is everybody?
    —-
    on omegle haha

  • Tommy Hilfigure

    Justin Bieber said:

    My mommy left me at home. WHAT DO I DO? D:

    ——–

    Buy my underwear.

  • ssexybeast

    Hahahah! I know its soo annoying..and they cirle the pics of Nick like the shadow and legs and shit that its photoshop when there’s simple explanation to all of those that its actually real.

    LOL Yes,it’s a circle.Pretty shape…but what is it suppose to prove?

  • anonymous

    haha. idk why but i think thats really funny. i mean, i doubt nick jonas would be at a club. lol. stupid rumor. haha

  • itsme

    Anonymous said:

    I’d love to get drunk with Joe. Can you imagine?

    ———

    Joe would get sexual when he’s drunk.
    Like like, slam you up against the walls crazy sexual drunk, but definitely a sultry undermask about him.

    Which would be awkward and slightly funny.
    Unless he knew how to play it off.
    ——
    Oh dear god. I got hot just reading your comment. He can throw me against the wall and have his way with me. mmmm.

  • Anonymous

    Joseph J. said:

    I’m going to go suck my thumb since you are all too cool for me

    ———

    You really fail.
    First Joseph J was better.

    A piece of shit is better than you, and that’s when it just came out of an asshole.

  • Tim

    So what do you all think of the new and “improved” OU?

  • Pink Elephant

    Anonymous said:

    WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT WARM MILK! WHY DNT U JONAS FANS GET A SCRATCH AND LET UR MOMMY KISS IT. U CALL JUSTIN A KIDDY BUT JONAS BROS R THE ONE ON DISNEY WHEN THERE IN THERE 20S! IF ANYTHING THEY SHOULD GROW UOP!
    _____

    No.. just..no. It’s past your bedtime. Yelling in CAPS doesn’t get your message acrossed NOR does it make us like him ANY BETTER. It’s fans like you that make me seem to hate him even more because of what he’s doing or influencing you to do. Fighting with Jonas fans on twitter AND THINKING YOU CAN BEAT US TOO? THINKING YOUR JUSTIN BIEBER IS THE SHIT? He probably is… LITERALLY.

  • itsme

    JonasGirl007 said:

    ec 29, 2009 @ 06:58 pm
    itsme said:
    joe jonas said:

    SELENA,DEMI AND MILEY ARE JEALOUS I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS IN DISNEY

    Can I tap that ;)

    can i see that? ;)

    oh, that was good. haha.

  • GoldenGal9311

    I think I’m gonna watch Charlie’s Angels. I’m out.

  • Anonymous

    Ofcourse Selena and Nick are hanging out again

    Nick can’t stay away from boobs..he’s the boob hunter

    And Selena sure grew into hers.

    Compare her boobies from 2 years ago and there’s a huge diff.

  • Nick J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    can i m.asterbate while im on my period?

  • Anonymous

    DEmi wishes she was as famous as selena

  • joeismylove

    Anonymous said:

    Selena is an idiot IF she is back with Nick. After he made her change and everyone close to her hated him? Sorry but that’s stupid.

    How do u know she was talking about him?

  • JonasGirl007

    NOOO JOE pleeasssee come back!

  • iFail2Much
  • Anonymous

    Selena is so fake

  • Anonymous

    Whatever I lost all my niley faith today. Nelena can suck it.
    —–
    Niley is forever … not justin, selena or liam … Niley FOREVER because is true love

  • itsme

    Joseph J. said:

    I’m going to go suck my thumb since you are all too cool for me

    I’m confused. are you the same Joe, or one of the stupid ones?

  • iFly…JJ

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    how do you put on a t.ampon?
    ———-
    Whenever you have a nosebleed just put it up your nose, it really works!

  • ilovemusic

    LMFAO, LMFAO, LAP DANCE, ah, I can’t imagine innocent Nick .. getting a lap dance .. xD
    —-

    Pfft, I can ;)
    The boy’s DEFINITELY got a naughty side to him ;)

  • MulticolouredNinja

    Omgosh!!!
    I just saw this
    LMAOOOOOO
    Whoever came up with this was clearly very bored and jealous of Nick!

  • JonasGirl007

    Oh dear god. I got hot just reading your comment. He can throw me against the wall and have his way with me. mmmm.

    meee tooo…. and in a verryyy sensual way hahahaha

  • Joseph J.

    Yeah, you’ve been alone
    I’ve been gone for far too long
    But with all that we’ve been through
    After all this time I’m coming home to you

    Never let it show
    The pain I’ve grown to know
    ’Cause with all these things we do
    It don’t matter when I’m coming home to you

    I reach towards the sky I’ve said my goodbyes
    My heart’s always with you now
    I won’t question why so many have died
    My prayers have made it through yeah
    ’Cause with all these things we do
    It don’t matter when I’m coming home to you

    Letters keep me warm
    Helped me through the storm
    But with all that we’ve been through
    After all this time I’m coming home to you

    I reach towards the sky I’ve said my goodbyes
    My heart’s always with you now
    I won’t question why so many have died
    My prayers have made it through yeah
    ’Cause with all these things we do
    It don’t matter when I’m coming home to you

    I’ve always been true
    I’ve waited so long just to come hold you
    I’m making it through
    It’s been far too long, we’ve proven our
    love over time’s so strong, in all that we do
    The stars in the night, they lend me their light
    to bring me closer to heaven with you

    (Bring me closer)

    But with all that we’ve been through
    After all this time I’m coming home to you

    I reach towards the sky I’ve said my goodbyes
    My heart’s always with you now
    I won’t question why so many have died
    My prayers have made it through yeah
    ’Cause with all these things we do
    It don’t matter when I’m coming home to you

    And with all that we’ve been through
    After all this time I’m coming home to you

  • Anonymous

    so have you heard the trance remixs of selena’s songs?

  • CupcakesBBYx

    WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT WARM MILK! WHY DNT U JONAS FANS GET A SCRATCH AND LET UR MOMMY KISS IT. U CALL JUSTIN A KIDDY BUT JONAS BROS R THE ONE ON DISNEY WHEN THERE IN THERE 20S! IF ANYTHING THEY SHOULD GROW UOP!
    ______________________

    At Least The Jonas Brothers have Gone Through Pubety

  • itsme

    I don’t even drink, but I feel like I need some alcohol.

  • KeepTheFaith

    You guys are annoying. He can’t even like a song without people over analyzing every single line to find the hidden meaning behind it.

  • JonasGirl007

    WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT WARM MILK! WHY DNT U JONAS FANS GET A SCRATCH AND LET UR MOMMY KISS IT. U CALL JUSTIN A KIDDY BUT JONAS BROS R THE ONE ON DISNEY WHEN THERE IN THERE 20S! IF ANYTHING THEY SHOULD GROW UOP!

    How old are you? A lot of Disney stars are late teens early 20s. So please,so at least get your information and grammar right.

  • JonasGirl007

    can i see that? ;)

    oh, that was good. haha.

    can i massage it? ;)

  • Anonymous

    I just got spammed WTH

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:30 pm
    Joseph J. said:
    Yeah, you’ve been alone
    I’ve been gone for far too long
    But with all that we’ve been through
    After all this time I’m coming home to you

    Never let it show
    The pain I’ve grown to know
    ’Cause with all these things we do
    It don’t matter when I’m coming home to you

    I reach towards the sky I’ve said my goodbyes
    My heart’s always with you now
    I won’t question why so many have died
    My prayers have made it through yeah
    ’Cause with all these things we do
    It don’t matter when I’m coming home to you

    Letters keep me warm
    Helped me through the storm
    But with all that we’ve been through
    After all this time I’m coming home to you

    I reach towards the sky I’ve said my goodbyes
    My heart’s always with you now
    I won’t question why so many have died
    My prayers have made it through yeah
    ’Cause with all these things we do
    It don’t matter when I’m coming home to you

    I’ve always been true
    I’ve waited so long just to come hold you
    I’m making it through
    It’s been far too long, we’ve proven our
    love over time’s so strong, in all that we do
    The stars in the night, they lend me their light
    to bring me closer to heaven with you

    (Bring me closer)

    But with all that we’ve been through
    After all this time I’m coming home to you

    I reach towards the sky I’ve said my goodbyes
    My heart’s always with you now
    I won’t question why so many have died
    My prayers have made it through yeah
    ’Cause with all these things we do
    It don’t matter when I’m coming home to you

    And with all that we’ve been through
    After all this time I’m coming home to you

    awwww <3

  • Anonymous

    So what do you all think of the new and “improved” OU?
    ——————————–
    wats so new and improved?

  • _Tiger_

    ilovemusic said:
    ALL JONAS FANS NEED TO GTFO AND LET JUSTIN HAVE HIS TIME MY BB IS GORGEOUIS HIS LIPS ARE LOCIOUS AND HIS HAIR 2010 SO A JUSTIN YEAR!
    _______

    You’re fucking stupid, 2010 IS THE YEAR OF LADY GAGA. YOU RETARD. Even if it’s not the Year of Gaga, IT’LL BE THE YEAR OF SOMEONE ELSE MUCH MORE TALENTED.

    Ugh, just the thought of 2010 being Bieber’s year gives me chills.
    It should either be the year of Lady GaGa or Demi Lovato :)
    ——
    Guys i think the justin teenie is jk, i mean, who would admit that their bed time is at 8:00 o’ clock?

  • Anonymous

    joe jonas said:

    SELENA,DEMI AND MILEY ARE JEALOUS I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS IN DISNEY

    ——–

    No hun. That would be your dear old brother, Kevin.

  • Anonymous

    You really fail.
    First Joseph J was better.

    A piece of shit is better than you, and that’s when it just came out of an asshole.

    —-

    and your a little n.igger fag that should be killed for thinking it can live

  • Lilly

    iFly…JJ said:

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    how do you put on a t.ampon?
    ———-
    Whenever you have a nosebleed just put it up your nose, it really works!
    ————–
    she’s the man

  • CupcakesBBYx

    What Up with everyone being spammed
    and not this ANOYING TROLLL

  • Anonymous

    iloveyouux said:

    I fucking hate whoever posted that nasty porno. Thats gross. I had to turn off my whole computer to get it off. It better not have gaven my computer a virus!!!!
    ———–
    i know right me too

  • Anonymous

    I’m confused. are you the same Joe, or one of the stupid ones?

    ——–

    Stupid ones.

  • iFly…JJ

    And youve got a smile that could light up this whole town I havent seen it in a while since she brought you down. You say youre fine I know you better than that, hey what you doing with a girl like that?
    ———
    She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
    She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers
    Dreaming bout the day when you wake up and find
    That what you’re looking for has been here the whole time
    ———
    If you could see that Im the one who understands you, been here all along so why cant you see you belong with me.

    Standing by and waiting at your back door. All this time how could you not know, baby you belong with me(:

  • joeismylove

    Anonymous
    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:37 pm
    Anonymous said:

    BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN OF POP SELENA GOMEZ AND THE SCENE

    LOL

  • Im so plobnrg

    Nick jonas + a lap dance and a exotic dancer?? hahahahaha that is… wow. hahahahah! that is something I just can’t imagine. gosh, that is such a stupid rumor! haha.

  • cony

    You really don’t want to know.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    I’m going to go suck my thumb since you are all too cool for me

    I’m confused. are you the same Joe, or one of the stupid ones?

    _____

    The stupid ones!

  • Pink Elephant

    Anonymous said:

    WHEN YOUR FALLLINNNN DOWN NO ITS NOT ALLL ABOUUUTTT YOUU SMILE FOR THE CAAAMERA THERE ALL BOUT TO TRASH YAAAAA
    _____

    Love that song. <3 S.G

  • Anonymous

    7.Nick’s new jam : Come In From The Cold- Marc Broussard.

    can be for Miley

    really, he never in love with selena, and if the song is for selena he is so fake like selena

  • NickyJonasForever

    You know…
    A celeb could be on here using their name and say whatever they want. No one will suspect anything.
    Just another “poser” ….. =)

  • girl crush mileyyyyy

    i’m so bored.. i’m still on heree… :l

  • LovatoDorkkx

    STFU. I DON’T FRIGGIN KNOW YOU AND YOUR ALREADY ON MY I will eat this people later LIST -.-

  • cya

    Selena is an idiot IF she is back with Nick. After he made her change and everyone close to her hated him? Sorry but that’s stupid.

    How do u know she was talking about him?
    —-
    she was talking about Nick

  • Anonymous

    Joe would get sexual when he’s drunk.
    Like like, slam you up against the walls crazy sexual drunk, but definitely a sultry undermask about him.

    Which would be awkward and slightly funny.
    Unless he knew how to play it off.
    ——
    Oh dear god. I got hot just reading your comment. He can throw me against the wall and have his way with me. mmmm.

    ———-

    lol, I meant NOT that intense. But I guess if you’re into that then hey. haha.

  • Anonymous

    You really fail.
    First Joseph J was better.

    A piece of shit is better than you, and that’s when it just came out of an asshole.

    —-

    and your a little n.igger fag that should be kil.led for thinking it can live

  • KeepTheFaith

    Really? He can’t just like the song without every single line being analyzed to find the hidden meaning behind it?

  • Anonymous

    demi should not have dumped sel

    now sel is more famous and shes some hobo

  • Justin Bieber

    Tommy Hilfigure said:

    Justin Bieber said:

    My mommy left me at home. WHAT DO I DO? D:

    ——–

    Buy my underwear.
    _______

    But mommy never lets me look at boys in only their underwear, but I secretly have a stash of the magazines underneathe my bed. Don’t tell mommy please!

  • itsme

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Oh dear god. I got hot just reading your comment. He can throw me against the wall and have his way with me. mmmm.

    meee tooo…. and in a verryyy sensual way hahahaha
    ——
    That’s one of the MANY fantasies that I have about him.

  • cony

    Lmao, thats not going to happen. His “manlyhood” is probably the size of my pinky.

  • Anonymous

    It would have been a better story if it was to be taken literally.

  • Anonymous

    Gross.

  • case

    Agh! I’m such a big fan of Marc Broussard. He has THE most amazing music. Go check him out, especially his CD Carencro. Its da biz. :)

  • melmel

    holy crap my heart’s racing right now!!! i literally am about to start crying at the thought of this . that would’ve made this year the worst most horrible year of my life!

  • Anonymous

    6 hours later…

    Still waiting for the nick picture from Canda

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:44 pm
    itsme said:
    JonasGirl007 said:

    Oh dear god. I got hot just reading your comment. He can throw me against the wall and have his way with me. mmmm.

    meee tooo…. and in a verryyy sensual way hahahaha
    ——
    That’s one of the MANY fantasies that I have about him.
    —-
    one of mine is in a hot tube… <3

  • Joseph J.

    Your hazel green tint eyes watching every move I make.
    And that feeling of doubt, it’s erased.
    I’ll never feel alone again with you by my side.
    You’re the one, and in you I confide. NO
    (oh-oh-oh)

    And we have gone through good and bad times.
    But your unconditional love was always on my mind.
    You’ve been there from the start for me.
    And your loves always been true as can be.
    I give my heart to you.
    I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.
    (Woh-oh-oh)

    And we have gone through good and bad times.
    But your unconditional love was always on my mind.
    You’ve been there from the start for me.
    And your loves always been true as can be.
    I give my heart to you.
    I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.
    (Woh-oh-oh)

    I give my heart to you.
    I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.
    (Woh-oh-oh)

  • ThanksHeavenForKevin

    my heart sttoped for a sec :(

  • Eneyi

    Anonymous said:
    who honestly can sit down and make up these rumors?
    who has this kind of time?
    ——–
    That’s my question lol

    And they have quite the imagination as well.

  • JonasGirl007

    I hope its gonna make you notice, yeah, i hope its gonna make you notice, some one like mee

  • claymm

    Stranger: jakayyyyy
    Stranger: lassloss
    You: lmao
    Stranger: hahahahaha

  • Anonymous

    JOE JONAS is my dream girl

    ———-

    LOL! Oh my god.
    Who’s creepin on here?

  • MulticolouredNinja

    Oprah said:

    joe jonas said:
    I MASTURBATE DAILY

    ——-

    I’m Oprah, and I approve this message.
    —————
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    The oprah comment is killing me!! XD

  • ET

    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?LOL

  • iFly…JJ

    Word.

    :)

    Where is everybody?
    —-
    on omegle haha
    —-
    Are you there, cause if you are try to find me!

  • itsme

    Anonymous said:

    Joe would get sexual when he’s drunk.
    Like like, slam you up against the walls crazy sexual drunk, but definitely a sultry undermask about him.

    Which would be awkward and slightly funny.
    Unless he knew how to play it off.
    ——
    Oh dear god. I got hot just reading your comment. He can throw me against the wall and have his way with me. mmmm.

    ———-

    lol, I meant NOT that intense. But I guess if you’re into that then hey. haha.

    Oh my god, yeah. Throw me against the wall Joe. Throw me on the bed. haha.

  • Nick J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    dildos or vibrators?

  • ThanksHeavenForKevin

    stopped*

  • MulticolouredNinja

    Wth i got flagged for spamming!?!?!?!?

  • NickyJonasForever

    The only 3 words/name I saw were Nick Jonas and Death. I started crying so hard.
    Then I couldn’t see the hoax part because it was so blurry.
    Awwe… Nick Jonas…. What you do to me. <3

  • Awwwwww

    Come In From The Cold

    Come in from the cold, close the door from the hurt
    That makes you feel alone
    Time for you to share that coat you wrap around your life
    Lay here in my arms, let me hold you close, I want so

    Come in from the rain, shake away all the tears you try hiding them
    Tell me every fear that keeps you from this love of mine
    Leave it all behind, lay down my side, I’ll show it to you

    I’ve been hurt just like you, I know how hard
    It is to give your love away but baby it’s safe, I’m warm
    All I’m really asking of you is come in from the cold

    Yeah, I’ve been hurt just like you, I know how hard
    It is to give your love away but baby it’s safe, I’m warm
    All I’m really asking of you is come in from the cold

    Throw off all the memories that can bring you down
    Loving is only the way to heal a heart that love has wronged
    So baby give up the fight, you know it’s right
    Come in from the cold, baby you should know, I’d love for

    You’re my dying love, yeah yeah yeah
    Girl I’ll make you fall, jump to you from the storm
    I wanna show to you and help you, please don’t worry about me
    If I need you, and I found you and I want you, oh baby

    – What girl would say no to that?

  • iFly…JJ

    i’m so bored.. i’m still on heree… :l
    ——–
    I love John Krasinski.

  • Pink Elephant

    CupcakesBBYx said:

    WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT WARM MILK! WHY DNT U JONAS FANS GET A SCRATCH AND LET UR MOMMY KISS IT. U CALL JUSTIN A KIDDY BUT JONAS BROS R THE ONE ON DISNEY WHEN THERE IN THERE 20S! IF ANYTHING THEY SHOULD GROW UOP!
    ______________________

    At Least The Jonas Brothers have Gone Through Pubety
    _________

    BURNNNNN BITCH BURNNNNN.
    good one.

  • Anonymous

    CupcakesBBYx said:

    What Up with everyone being spammed
    and not this ANOYING TROLLL

    ————-

    im sorry im inside of OU’s system to post and i guess you people are getting flagged as spam oh well have fun :)

    i am

  • Anonymous

    I don’t care what anyone says, kevin is the hottest. I just think he doesn’t photograph well. and joe looks like a pedo in that pic

  • NickyJonasForever

    Haha!!
    Joe… What if he’s actually reading these right now?

  • MelissaRose

    I’m getting on Omegle. Try and find me!

  • itsme

    Anonymous said:

    I really think that picture is real. Why is it such a big fucking deal? It’s nice that they’ve decided to put all that shit behind them and move on. Which is exactly what some of you crazy teenies should do.

    ————-

    lol sorry. But please don’t call anyone crazy when you have Joe the sex offender as your icon.

    Joe’s a sex offender?

  • cony

    Lol I have to say, it is pretty funny.

  • Anonymous

    and your a little n.igger fag that should be kil.led for thinking it can live

    ——–

    That doesn’t even make any fucking sense.
    Thinking what could live?

    Your failed joke? Good job at thinking you’re badass. Now go play your World of War Craft.

  • LovatoDorkkx

    What the hell ..

  • Anonymous

    oceanup why did you post this?. they check this site. sick bastard.

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:33 pm
    Joseph J. said:
    Your hazel green tint eyes watching every move I make.
    And that feeling of doubt, it’s erased.
    I’ll never feel alone again with you by my side.
    You’re the one, and in you I confide. NO
    (oh-oh-oh)

    And we have gone through good and bad times.
    But your unconditional love was always on my mind.
    You’ve been there from the start for me.
    And your loves always been true as can be.
    I give my heart to you.
    I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.
    (Woh-oh-oh)

    And we have gone through good and bad times.
    But your unconditional love was always on my mind.
    You’ve been there from the start for me.
    And your loves always been true as can be.
    I give my heart to you.
    I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.
    (Woh-oh-oh)

    I give my heart to you.
    I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you.
    (Woh-oh-oh)

    that reminds me of… someone :/

  • YouBelongWithMe

    What the fuck is omegele website?
    Can someone like send the link?

  • mhmm .

    Haha I would have gone into a deep depression if such things happened D:

  • Eneyi

    Anonymous said:
    joe jonas said:

    SELENA,DEMI AND MILEY ARE JEALOUS I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS IN DISNEY

    ——–

    No hun. That would be your dear old brother, Kevin.
    ——-
    Touché.

  • WhiteHorsex3

    NickyJonasForever said:

    You know…
    A celeb could be on here using their name and say whatever they want. No one will suspect anything.
    Just another “poser” ….. =)
    __

    Are you trying to tell us something, NickyJonasForever? xD

  • Anonymous

    High five hoe(:
    ————
    hey i am not a hoe lol :)

  • ssexybeast

    Well I see this post is going to turn into a fake vs. real debate so I’m going to go.

  • Anonymous

    one of mine is in a hot tube… <3

    ———

    A hot tube?

    How..
    you know what. Nevermind.

  • Joseph J.

    I’m not the one that you want, I’ll only let you down.
    And I’m pretty sure that you’ve caught on.
    And you can say that ‘Oh, I’m just feeling sorry for my…’

    I think it’s every time I walk into a room
    a silence so sudden that I seem to hear it
    (Smiles turn to frowns)
    Contact saying that you are the rain on their parade.

    And how long could you hang on to a word?
    Tell me, how long could you hang on to a word?

    I’m not the one that you want, I’ll only let you down.
    And I’m pretty sure that you’ve caught on.
    And you can say that ‘Oh, I’m just feeling sorry for myself’

    Or maybe it’s all eyes on him
    in love with ego and intention
    the eyes that are just begging me for more.
    This is gone and I can see it
    your head is full of words,
    full of words that don’t mean anything.

    And how long could you hang on to a word?
    Tell me, how long could you hang on to a word?

    I’m not the one that you want, I’ll always let you down.
    And I’m pretty sure that you’ve caught on.
    And you can say that ‘Oh, I’m just feeling sorry for myself’

    I’m not the one that you want, I’ll always let you down.
    And I’m pretty sure that you’ve caught on.
    And you can say that ‘Oh, I’m just feeling sorry for myself’
    (If that’s how you feel, then what’s there to do?
    I’ll keep this feeling in my heart
    but when you look in my eyes, you will know the truth.

  • Adam J.

    OKAY SINCE WERE ALL GIRLS HERE CAN U ANSWER A QUESTION FOR ME.

    an.al beads or butt plug?

  • Anonymous

    Demi is not the queen of pop people stop being liars

  • Anonymous

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

    even if that death hoax wasn’t confirmed or denied, who the hell would believe that?? cardiac arrest at 17 yeah ok

  • JonasGirl007

    Oh my god, yeah. Throw me against the wall Joe. Throw me on the bed. haha.

    joe catch me doing stuff, and has a ‘payment’ for keeping his mouth shut… ahhhhhh <3

  • Anonymous

    You know…
    A celeb could be on here using their name and say whatever they want. No one will suspect anything.
    Just another “poser” ….. =)

    ——–

    lol. What you think the first Joseph J was really Joe?

  • joeismylove

    ilovemusic
    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:39 pm
    ilovemusic said:

    LMFAO, LMFAO, LAP DANCE, ah, I can’t imagine innocent Nick .. getting a lap dance .. xD
    —-

    Pfft, I can ;)
    The boy’s DEFINITELY got a naughty side to him ;)

    LOL. not

  • Tommy Hilfigure.

    Tommy Hilfigure said:

    Justin Bieber said:

    My mommy left me at home. WHAT DO I DO? D:

    ——–

    Buy my underwear.
    _______

    But mommy never lets me look at boys in only their underwear, but I secretly have a stash of the magazines underneathe my bed. Don’t tell mommy please!

    ———-

    Oh I told her. I’m also posting those pictures of us and Jay Leno. Yeah.

    You definitely didn’t say it one time that night did you Justin. Did you. You little bitch.

  • itsme

    Awwwwww said:

    Come In From The Cold

    Come in from the cold, close the door from the hurt
    That makes you feel alone
    Time for you to share that coat you wrap around your life
    Lay here in my arms, let me hold you close, I want so

    Come in from the rain, shake away all the tears you try hiding them
    Tell me every fear that keeps you from this love of mine
    Leave it all behind, lay down my side, I’ll show it to you

    I’ve been hurt just like you, I know how hard
    It is to give your love away but baby it’s safe, I’m warm
    All I’m really asking of you is come in from the cold

    Yeah, I’ve been hurt just like you, I know how hard
    It is to give your love away but baby it’s safe, I’m warm
    All I’m really asking of you is come in from the cold

    Throw off all the memories that can bring you down
    Loving is only the way to heal a heart that love has wronged
    So baby give up the fight, you know it’s right
    Come in from the cold, baby you should know, I’d love for

    You’re my dying love, yeah yeah yeah
    Girl I’ll make you fall, jump to you from the storm
    I wanna show to you and help you, please don’t worry about me
    If I need you, and I found you and I want you, oh baby

    – What girl would say no to that?
    ———-
    I LOVE that song now that Nick has introduced me to it. It’s beautiful.

  • KeepTheFaith

    Where is everybody?

    No idea

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP I AM STILL INSIDE OF YOU TOUCHING YOUR STUFF

  • KeepTheFaith

    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?LOL

    I don’t know what anyone on this post is talking about lol. Cute icon though.

  • _Tiger_

    iFly…JJ said:

    Word.

    :)

    Where is everybody?
    —-
    on omegle haha
    —-
    Are you there, cause if you are try to find me!
    —–
    haha everytime you start a convo say a code word or something lmao.

  • itsme

    JonasGirl007 said:

    can i see that? ;)

    oh, that was good. haha.

    can i massage it? ;)
    —-
    mmmmmmm ;)

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:47 pm
    Anonymous said:
    one of mine is in a hot tube… <3

    ———

    A hot tube?

    How..
    you know what. Nevermind.

    tub lol… sorry

  • Anonymous

    Hit on her?Or borrowed her straighteners?

  • itsme

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:44 pm
    itsme said:
    JonasGirl007 said:

    Oh dear god. I got hot just reading your comment. He can throw me against the wall and have his way with me. mmmm.

    meee tooo…. and in a verryyy sensual way hahahaha
    ——
    That’s one of the MANY fantasies that I have about him.
    —-
    one of mine is in a hot tube… <3
    —–
    Bed,plane,trane,kitchen,floor,beach,hotel room,car. The possibilities are endless.

  • ET

    I feel left OUT.

  • mow.

    Heyyy everyone

  • Anonymous

    que ondas boz

  • joeismylove

    cya said:

    Selena is an idiot IF she is back with Nick. After he made her change and everyone close to her hated him? Sorry but that’s stupid.

    How do u know she was talking about him?
    —-
    she was talking about Nick

    But did she say she was talking about him? They are probably just friends anyway and him and david henry are tight so

  • Anonymous

    I don’t care what anyone says, kevin is the hottest. I just think he doesn’t photograph well. and joe looks like a pedo in that pic

    ——

    Yeah. I heard from a lot of people that he’s insanely gorgeous in person. I’m like him and just not photogenic. But I’ve also heard stories where he was by far the sweetest when they met all three.

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:34 pm
    Joseph J. said:
    I’m not the one that you want, I’ll only let you down.
    And I’m pretty sure that you’ve caught on.
    And you can say that ‘Oh, I’m just feeling sorry for my…’

    I think it’s every time I walk into a room
    a silence so sudden that I seem to hear it
    (Smiles turn to frowns)
    Contact saying that you are the rain on their parade.

    And how long could you hang on to a word?
    Tell me, how long could you hang on to a word?

    I’m not the one that you want, I’ll only let you down.
    And I’m pretty sure that you’ve caught on.
    And you can say that ‘Oh, I’m just feeling sorry for myself’

    Or maybe it’s all eyes on him
    in love with ego and intention
    the eyes that are just begging me for more.
    This is gone and I can see it
    your head is full of words,
    full of words that don’t mean anything.

    And how long could you hang on to a word?
    Tell me, how long could you hang on to a word?

    I’m not the one that you want, I’ll always let you down.
    And I’m pretty sure that you’ve caught on.
    And you can say that ‘Oh, I’m just feeling sorry for myself’

    I’m not the one that you want, I’ll always let you down.
    And I’m pretty sure that you’ve caught on.
    And you can say that ‘Oh, I’m just feeling sorry for myself’
    (If that’s how you feel, then what’s there to do?
    I’ll keep this feeling in my heart
    but when you look in my eyes, you will know the truth.

    what the…. what are these songs, why are they so familiar?!

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Selena is an idiot IF she is back with Nick. After he made her change and everyone close to her hated him? Sorry but that’s stupid.


    So you think Miley’s an idiot for taking him back? She said the same thing in 17 magazine and she actually call out his name.

  • Anonymous

    nking you’re badass. Now go play your World of War Craft.

    —-

    your so worthless i didnt even need to copy all the crap you typed. your sad for even knowing what world of w.e is

    you fail at just being

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    DEMI WOULD LOOK WAY PRETTIER IF SHE REMOVED THE ASS OF HER CHIN

  • ET

    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?LOL

    I don’t know what anyone on this post is talking about lol. Cute icon though.
    —–
    Awww thank you:) Kanielle and Zanessa are just..*speechless*
    And yeah.. This post is sooo random.. I LOVE IT

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    SELENA GOMEZ IS THE QUEEN OF POP
    BOW DOWN BITCHES

    ———

    queen of pop?

    i had no idea every single female pop artist die all at once leaveing only selena and her shitty music

  • JonasGirl007

    Bed,plane,trane,kitchen,floor,beach,hotel room,car. The possibilities are endless.
    —–
    bathroom stall…
    wedding bathroom…..
    yeassss

  • Anonymous

    this is the lamest post ever :P

  • Anonymous

    code word nick jonas

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    Bahaha I know they analyzed the hell out of that picture.
    Lmao desperate niley fans are way too damn funny.

  • Anonymous

    :/ don’t believe that anymore. Lost all my Niley faith today .

  • Anonymous

    well not pedo-pedo, but a statutory rapist. you know one of those college seniors who still pops up at high school parties

  • Joseph J.

    And the moment that she left the room
    The album started skipping
    Goodbye to beauty, shared with the ones that you love
    A shadow that has fallen over this town
    A shadow that has fallen over this town

    Attention, all of my worst critics
    Who were once the best of friends
    You’re all just crows on the power lines

    Into romantic speculations
    Into romantic speculations

    Sightings of shape shifting
    Dissolved into the darkness
    A final opinion is of less value
    Than an appreciation of,
    And tolerance for obscurity

    Theatrics, all made up and pianos all playing at once through the dust
    I found it difficult in my excitement to keep from floating off
    To keep from floating off and off and off

    Into romantic speculations
    Into romantic speculations

    Sightings of shape shifting
    Dissolved into the darkness
    A final opinion is of less value
    Than an appreciation of,
    And tolerance

    A shadow that has fallen over this town [x6]
    [In background:]
    I’ll rest on nets made by spiders fed on drug dosed flies
    The spider sings alone
    The spider sings alone
    He paced the room with hurried steps
    And placed his hands upon his head
    As if he were afraid
    His thoughts were bursting from his brain

    Sightings of shape shifting
    Dissolved into the darkness
    A final opinion is of less value
    Than an appreciation of,
    And tolerance

    Sightings of shape shifting
    Dissolved into the darkness
    A final opinion is of less value
    Than an appreciation of

    As if he were afraid!

  • iFail2Much

    Heyyy everyone

    Mowww.

  • that person!
  • selenazz

    wow. thats awful! :S

  • YouBelongWithMe

    Um is this the site?
    http://omegle.com/

  • Tashahahaha

    I don’t think I’ve ever cried from laughing so hard.
    I need to catch my breath.
    I can so see that happening, minus the dying part.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    I would love to have it with Joe in an Office. Office sex is hot. :D

  • JonasGirl007

    Joe’s a sex offender?

    in the sense he is hot… dayummm <3

  • Anonymous

    Hahahahaha lmao!! Out of all the thongs he culd have died from they pick strippers and lap dances hahaha oh wow this just made2009 I can now welcome 2010 happy lOl

  • Anonymous

    JUSTIN BEIBER TOUCHES HIMSELF LOOKING AT YOU

  • itsme

    let me guess…jonasgirl is joseph j. haha

  • LovatoDorkkx

    I’m bored now D: Oh gosh, I would go all emo if Nick died D;

  • _Tiger_

    joe jonas said:

    SELENA,DEMI AND MILEY ARE JEALOUS I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS IN DISNEY
    ——
    i like big butts and i cannot lie!

  • Smilesalot123

    all i have to say is…. LOL ROFL Who made up tht crazy rumor lmbo tht is so funny.. BUt if tht really happen i will be sad nd my friend nia OMG she’ll be cryin for months…no kidding

  • NickyJonasForever

    Are you trying to tell us something, NickyJonasForever? xD

    ——

    No, just something I thought of. If I ever become famous, I’d do it. It would probably be fun. =P I bet you one of the Jonases have done it before. lol

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    Bahaha I know they analyzed the hell out of that picture.
    lol desperate niley fans are way too funny.

  • HOLAA

    Still waiting for the nick picture from Canda

    what picture?

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    ok let me get this striaght..

    1.around Christmas eve Nick tweeted he was having dinner with family and friends and love how “Christmas draws people together”.

    2.The same day he started to follow Selena

    Selena’s twitter indicates she came home in texas cuz she thought she could make the trip:
    A lovely surprise this Christmas, hello Texas. I’ve missed you so much!
    9:49 AM Dec 25th from Echofon

    . On December 26 Nick posted on his twitter:

    Great day so far. Hung out this morning with Joe. Then I hung out some more. Now I’m eating dinner, and just like that 9 hours goes by.
    5:46 PM Dec 26th from TinyTwitter

    4.A pic of Selena and Nick in Texas shows up

    5. I had an amazing day yesterday. Rehearsals start today!
    12:28 PM Dec 28th from TinyTwitter

    6. Selena is now following Nick

    7.Nick’s new jam : Come In From The Cold- Marc Broussard

    —————-

    Yep

  • WhiteHorsex3

    ET said:

    I feel left OUT.
    __

    We all do every once in a while, ET. There was a Joe & Nick in this post & everyone started asking questions. Then, the Bieber guy showed up and yeah. They were all obviously fake. xD

  • Anonymous

    DEMI WOULD LOOK WAY PRETTIER IF SHE REMOVED THE ASS OF HER CHIN
    ——-
    lmao i used to call it a cleff but nowim gunna call it ass chin

  • StarLightSTARbright

    joe jonas said:
    IM NOT A GUY I JUST HAD A SEX CHANGE IM JOANNA NOW
    ——–
    LOLOLOLOLOL.
    Nice to meet you.

  • NickyJonasForever

    #JonasMemories IS A TT ON TWITTER!!!

    …. I think I’m late. =)

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:37 pm
    Joseph J. said:
    And the moment that she left the room
    The album started skipping
    Goodbye to beauty, shared with the ones that you love
    A shadow that has fallen over this town
    A shadow that has fallen over this town

    Attention, all of my worst critics
    Who were once the best of friends
    You’re all just crows on the power lines

    Into romantic speculations
    Into romantic speculations

    Sightings of shape shifting
    Dissolved into the darkness
    A final opinion is of less value
    Than an appreciation of,
    And tolerance for obscurity

    Theatrics, all made up and pianos all playing at once through the dust
    I found it difficult in my excitement to keep from floating off
    To keep from floating off and off and off

    Into romantic speculations
    Into romantic speculations

    Sightings of shape shifting
    Dissolved into the darkness
    A final opinion is of less value
    Than an appreciation of,
    And tolerance

    A shadow that has fallen over this town [x6]
    [In background:]
    I’ll rest on nets made by spiders fed on drug dosed flies
    The spider sings alone
    The spider sings alone
    He paced the room with hurried steps
    And placed his hands upon his head
    As if he were afraid
    His thoughts were bursting from his brain

    Sightings of shape shifting
    Dissolved into the darkness
    A final opinion is of less value
    Than an appreciation of,
    And tolerance

    Sightings of shape shifting
    Dissolved into the darkness
    A final opinion is of less value
    Than an appreciation of

    As if he were afraid!

    dude you are scarring me right now!

  • Anonymous

    omg. i would throw a party if he died. no offense to you jb fans.

  • Tim

    So this is what OU has become posting shit like this….thats nice.

  • _Tiger_

    friggen spam filters.

  • iFly…JJ

    Heyyy everyone
    —–
    Dont lie to me I know you were with Rosie!!!

  • _Tiger_

    how the heck did i get spam filtered?

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:03 pm
    itsme said:
    JonasGirl007 said:

    can i see that? ;)

    oh, that was good. haha.

    can i massage it? ;)
    —-
    mmmmmmm ;)
    —-
    joe i have the beeesstt massage hands…. they can be put to good use ;)

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:49 pm
    DemiandMileyPones said:
    I would love to have it with Joe in an Office. Office sex is hot. :D

    almost getting caught… ahhhhhh crapp where is another pair of pants?

  • Joseph J.

    A lonely road, crossed another cold state line
    Miles away from those I love
    Hope is hard to find
    While I recall all the words you spoke to me
    Can’t help but wish that I was there
    And where I’d love to be, oh yeah

    Dear God the only thing I ask of you
    Is to hold her when I’m not around
    When I’m much too far away
    We all need that person who can be true to you
    But I left her when I found her
    And now I wish I’d stayed
    ‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m tired
    I’m missing you again, oh no
    Once again

    There’s nothing here for me on this barren road
    There’s no one here while the city sleeps
    And all the shops are closed
    Can’t help but think of the times I’ve had with you
    Pictures and some memories will have to help me through, oh yeah

    Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
    To hold her when I’m not around,
    When I’m much too far away
    We all need that person who can be true to you
    I left her when I found her
    And now I wish I’d stayed
    ‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m tired
    I’m missing you again oh no
    Once again

    Some search, never finding a way
    Before long, they waste away
    I found you, something told me to stay
    I gave in, to selfish ways
    And how I miss someone to hold
    When hope begins to fade…

    A lonely road, crossed another cold state line
    Miles away from those I love
    Hope is hard to find

    Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
    To hold her when I’m not around,
    When I’m much too far away
    We all need the person who can be true to you
    I left her when I found her
    And now I wish I’d stayed
    ‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m tired
    I’m missing you again oh no
    Once again

  • Anonymous

    I can’t imagine innocent Nick .. getting a lap dance .. xD
    —–
    innocent Nick? hahaha

  • Anonymous

    lol at Joe reading these comments.

    You guys, need to control yourselves.

    :) < smiley face to make this friendly.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Leaving! I feel very weak and sick! Bye loves! :D

  • mow.

    Mowww

    Heyyy babe.

    Whattup, have I missed anyhting?

  • ilovemusic

    Well I see this post is going to turn into a fake vs. real debate so I’m going to go.

    See ya<3

  • Anonymous

    Joe, you lost. To Kevin.

  • Mandy88

    This post has gotten quite uncomphy

  • YouBelongWithMe

    I don’t like that site for many reasons.

  • Anonymous

    lalalalalalalalal

  • Pink Elephant

    Tommy Hilfigure. said:

    Tommy Hilfigure said:

    Justin Bieber said:

    My mommy left me at home. WHAT DO I DO? D:

    ——–

    Buy my underwear.
    _______

    But mommy never lets me look at boys in only their underwear, but I secretly have a stash of the magazines underneathe my bed. Don’t tell mommy please!

    ———-

    Oh I told her. I’m also posting those pictures of us and Jay Leno. Yeah.

    You definitely didn’t say it one time that night did you Justin. Did you. You little bitch.
    __________

    YOU LIED TO ME )': YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD CANDY AND YOU WOULD TAKE ME TO THE CARNIVAL!

  • itsme

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    I would love to have it with Joe in an Office. Office sex is hot. :D
    ——
    Oh!!!! That’s a good one! I could be the secretary ;)

  • KeepTheFaith

    Awww thank you:) Kanielle and Zanessa are just..*speechless*
    And yeah.. This post is sooo random.. I LOVE IT

    Yeah, veryyy random haha.
    Kanielle & Zanessa <3

  • _Tiger_

    YouBelongWithMe said:

    What the fuck is omegele website?
    Can someone like send the link?
    —–
    haha just type im omegle.

  • Anonymous

    Nelena fans suck too. This is just like when niley reunited when everyone went crazy

  • mow.

    be back later guyssss <3

  • ET

    DAMN IT. EVERYTIME i see Itsme icon i have dirty thoughts..

    THANK YOU SO MUCH:|

  • Anonymous

    :o

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahahahahahahha irl A+

  • MulticolouredNinja

    For all of those talking about the stuff they would do with Joe
    Your practically having cyber sex
    LOL

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:38 pm
    itsme said:
    let me guess…jonasgirl is joseph j. haha

    NO! Shoot… dude i think… i think… damn! it’s not me!

  • joeismylove

    Anonymous said:

    Anonymous said:

    SELENA GOMEZ IS THE QUEEN OF POP
    BOW DOWN BITCHES

    ———

    queen of pop?

    i had no idea every single female pop artist die all at once leaveing only selena and her shitty music

    LADY GAGA RULES <3

  • Anonymous

    I’M INSIDE OF YOU OCEANUP TOUCHING YOUR STUFF

  • taytaybaby

    seriously… i just saw him this morning in dallas, texas… people who make this stuff up should just get a life…

  • Anonymous

    nking you’re badass. Now go play your World of War Craft.

    —-

    your so worthless i didnt even need to copy all the crap you typed. your sad for even knowing what world of w.e is

    you fail at just being

    ——–

    lol.
    Dude. Whatever you say doesn’t affect me what so ever. So I don’t know why you’re trying so hard to ~cut me down.
    It’s pointless. This argument is pointless.
    Get over your insecurites then come back and talk. Until then, god bless.

  • m

    FYI OceanUP can’t block anonymous people without accounts. They can only remove their comments and they can post again. If you have an account OU can delete your account but you could still make another one.

  • Anonymous

    WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT WARM MILK! WHY DNT U JONAS FANS GET A SCRATCH AND LET UR MOMMY KISS IT. U CALL JUSTIN A KIDDY BUT JONAS BROS R THE ONE ON DISNEY WHEN THERE IN THERE 20S! IF ANYTHING THEY SHOULD GROW UOP!

    ———-

    So? Justin Beiber thinks he’s a gansta, but poses by tennis courts.

  • itsme

    Hey Joe..you,me,and some vodka. What do ya say? ;)

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:51 pm
    itsme said:
    DemiandMileyPones said:

    I would love to have it with Joe in an Office. Office sex is hot. :D
    ——
    Oh!!!! That’s a good one! I could be the secretary ;)
    —-
    i’ll be an office manager and joe wants a promotion >XD

  • WhiteHorsex3

    NickyJonasForever said:

    Are you trying to tell us something, NickyJonasForever? xD

    ——

    No, just something I thought of. If I ever become famous, I’d do it. It would probably be fun. =P I bet you one of the Jonases have done it before. lol
    __

    Who wouldn’t? :D

  • Anonymous

    one day we should get everybody from oceanup to take over omegle :D

  • Anonymous

    xx

  • StarLightSTARbright

    joe jonas said:

    SELENA,DEMI AND MILEY ARE JEALOUS I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS IN DISNEY


    K I belive that xD
    You do have a big butt for being a guy.

  • Anonymous

    JUSTIN BEIBER TOUCHES HIMSELF LOOKING AT YOU

    ———–

    lmfao.
    Imagine him looking at you with a straight, hard face while he touches himself.

    Okay now stop.
    Chris Hanson is coming.

  • alexatommy

    justin.tv/lindsaylove DANCE PARTY ABOUT TO START………… FIST PUMPINGGGGGG

  • Anonymous

    stupid they put in a captcha thing fucking lame

  • itsme

    joeismylove said:

    ilovemusic
    Dec 29, 2009 @ 06:39 pm
    ilovemusic said:

    LMFAO, LMFAO, LAP DANCE, ah, I can’t imagine innocent Nick .. getting a lap dance .. xD
    —-

    Pfft, I can ;)
    The boy’s DEFINITELY got a naughty side to him ;)

    LOL. not
    ——–
    Oh, I def think he does. He’s just shy about it. It’s always the quiet ones ya know.

  • Anonymous

    Yea but look at the prize.

  • ET

    WhiteHorsex3 said:

    ET said:

    I feel left OUT.
    __

    We all do every once in a while, ET. There was a Joe & Nick in this post & everyone started asking questions. Then, the Bieber guy showed up and yeah. They were all obviously fake. xD
    —-
    lol sounds like fun.. til bieber lol

  • mow.

    Dont lie to me I know you were with Rosie!!!

    —-

    Guilty!

    Even better, I was with her and Paula!

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    haha I know they analyzed the crap outta that picture.
    lol desperate nileyy fans are way too funny.

  • Anonymous

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Masturbating doesn’t make Joe Jonas look bad you poser. AT LEAST JOE JONAS HAS SOMETHING TO MASTURBATE WITH, Justin Bieber thinks his dick size is bigger than his age.

    might i add, joe probably looks hot in that state too…

    ___

    I wouldn’t mind being the one he’s maturbating to. (; Hot damnnn.

    ———-

    Fuck. That just turned me on.

  • cony

    Bye!

  • iFly…JJ

    iFly…JJ said:

    Word.

    :)

    Where is everybody?
    —-
    on omegle haha
    —-
    Are you there, cause if you are try to find me!
    —–
    haha everytime you start a convo say a code word or something lmao.
    _________
    Ill say Cupcakes
    You have to say Danger!

  • Anonymous

    SHES NO WHERE CLOSE TO THAT TITTLE!!

  • Anonymous

    so how long before walmart starts selling jonas brand pube straighteners?

  • iloveyouux

    Joe, please love me.

  • claymm

    lmao I keep saying random crap and these people are getting ticked. It’s hilarious

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    haha I know they nitpicked the crap outta that picture.
    lol desperate nileyy fans are too funny.

  • MelissaRose

    LOL

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hey Hey Hey! :)
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: f/m?;
    You: Neither.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Anonymous

    nick is so lame i would suck his dick just to see him smile

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 07:05 pm
    itsme said:
    Hey Joe..you,me,and some vodka. What do ya say? ;)

    don’t forget mee >XD

  • cony

    Ummm, this is getting very dirty, very fast.

  • xCookieMuffin

    I still say Nick J is off the chain.

  • cony

    I really don’t know. They let the trolls get away with it, when we do NOTHING. This is BS.

  • Anonymous

    For all of those talking about the stuff they would do with Joe
    Your practically having cyber sex
    LOL

    ———

    Not gonna lie. I feel awkward knowing other people’s fantasies now.

  • JonasGirl007

    Dec 29, 2009 @ 08:38 pm
    Joseph J. said:
    A lonely road, crossed another cold state line
    Miles away from those I love
    Hope is hard to find
    While I recall all the words you spoke to me
    Can’t help but wish that I was there
    And where I’d love to be, oh yeah

    Dear God the only thing I ask of you
    Is to hold her when I’m not around
    When I’m much too far away
    We all need that person who can be true to you
    But I left her when I found her
    And now I wish I’d stayed
    ‘Cause I’m lonely and I’m tired
    I’m missing you again, oh no
    Once again

    There’s nothing here for me on this barren road
    There’s no one here while the city sleeps
    And all the shops are closed
    Can’t help but think of the times I’ve had with you
    Pictures and some memories will have to help me through, oh yeah

    Dear God the only thing I ask of you is
    To hold her when I’m not around,
    When I’m much too far away
    We all need that person who can be true to you
    I left her when I found her
    And now I