Robert Schwartzman, ‘Rolling With Joe J’

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  • cheskasg

    he is my boyfriend………?

  • Alterego

    Hello future husband.

  • JBlover

    Very touchy, whats wrong hate to hear the truth?

  • JBlover

    Jonas Brothers 3464 up, 1678 down
    buy jonas brothers mugs, tshirts and magnets
    Little parasites that hang on the ends of pubic hairs around the testicles and deliver venomous bites that turn the scrotum to mush.
    Man #1: Ever get that feeling that you can’t even feel your nuts?
    Man #2: Um…no?
    Man #1: Oh. Um, is that a bad thing then?
    Man #2: I would think so.
    Man #1: (feels down pants) Holy shit! My nuts are jelly!
    Man #2: Seems like you’ve got the Jonas Brothers, my friend.
    Man #1: Oh my god, how could this happen? I was so careful.
    Man #2: Did you have sex with that Hannah Montana girl Miley Cyrus?
    Man #1: Shit! She told me she was safe!

  • ThanksHeavenForKevin

    Dodgerrrrrs <3
    i want some baseball :(
    Joe’s looking good as always :’)

  • Michlle

    haha he looks like John Stamos (uncle Jesse from Full House) a little bit here lol

  • Anonymous

    Nick Jonas
    what did i do to your heart 5th row

  • erinh404

    have you seen the fetus’s entries on urban dictionary?

    Justin Bieber 929 up, 431 down love it hate it

    buy justin bieber mugs, tshirts and magnets
    The reason why I don’t listen to modern day music.

    1. He hasn’t hit puberty.
    2. He’s 15 year old that sings about love. (How fucking original.)
    3. He is only loved for his looks.
    4. His fans are teenage girls who finger themselves to the image of him (I can guarantee you there are girls that do it.)
    5. His teenage fans have NO idea on what real dinging talent is. They hear whatever is on the radio, (Obviously Justin) And then think that’s the ‘cool’ new thing that everyone needs, until there’s another teenage faggot released with more of the same shit.
    6. He’s the one getting signed for reason 3., when there are 1,000,000 people out there that are average looking, and 10 times more talented, but they aren’t getting a fucking chance.
    7. Terrible lyrics. Absolutely no meaning other than “Ooh baby, I love you, ooh, you’re my one and only love”. Shit.
    Jb fan: OMG did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?? He is so HAWT and talented!!

    Me: The kid has pretty much no talent. Having looks doesn’t mean you’re good at making music. *Puts on headphones and blares Free Bird and Stairway to Heaven*

  • Anonymous

    nick jonas what did i do to your heart you belong with me 5th row
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiAoFjujBcs

  • rhiiiiiii

    Dude, he does. Aww <3

  • ThanksHeavenForKevin

    Michlle said:

    haha he looks like John Stamos (uncle Jesse from Full House) a little bit here lol
    ____
    I always say that to my sister when we watch full house haha :)

  • JBlover

    Q: How many of the Jonas Brothers Does it take to pave a driveway?
    A: All 3 if you spread them thin enough!

    Q: If Darth Maul (the Y/A persona) Santa Claus and One of the talented Jonas Brothers were walking down the street and all 3 happened upon a Dollar Bill at the same time, who would get it first?
    A: Maul… Because there is NO such thing as Santa Claus and there is NO such thing as a “talented Jonas Brother!”!

    Q: What’s the difference between the Jonas Brothers and a bucket of POOP?
    A: The Bucket.

    Q:How come there aren’t any Jonas Brothers on Star Trek?
    A: They don’t work in the future, either.

    Q:Why do The Jonas Brother cry during sex?
    A: The Mace.

    Q:How do you stop a Jonas Brother from drowning?
    A :Take your foot off the back of his head.

    Q: What’s the coolest thing you can find at a Jonas Brother’s concert?
    A: The off switch

    Q: Why does Disney have The Jonas and California have earthquakes?
    A: California got first pick

  • erinh404

    justin bieber 618 up, 310 down love it hate it

    buy justin bieber mugs, tshirts and magnets
    1) 15 year old pussy who looks like hes 11 and sounds like a little girl singing. This queer gives a bad name to hip hop and rap music instead he should stick to christian music or just stop singing at all cause he has no talent at all.

    2) dip shit cunt fucker who thinks hes cool just because he knows usher. if i knew usher personally would that make me instantly badass? hell no.
    dumhbshit girl: OMG I LOVE JUSTIN HES SO HOT AND SUCH A GOOD SINGER

    any person with common sense: umm this guys a dumb fag who looks like hes 11.

    metal head: who the fuck is justin bieber?

  • Anonymous

    I know who the guy is and Paul Benton too. But I just get the feeling that they are taking advantage of Joe. Always playing up that they are together. Of course that makes their stock go up. People immediately start following them on twitter too cause they know Joe. I guess I don’t feel too sorry for Joe though. This seems to be what he wants out of life.

  • JBlover

    Atleast justin doesn’t cry like a pussy while singing shitty songs.

  • JBfan

    Atleast justin doesn’t cry while singing shitty songs.

  • erinh404

    …i’m not even gonna bother. i guarantee you there are way more people that would prefer the jonas brothers (the REAL jb and don’t even give me that shit cause they have been along wayyy longer than that fetus) over a 12-year-old wangster.

  • JBlover

    Nick Jonas
    what did i do to your heart 5th row

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    Ugh that was crap wanna see some real talent go and search justin bieber

  • erinh404

    you’re right, justin doesn’t cry. he doesn’t write his own songs so he has no emotional attachment to any of them. therefore, it’s just like karaoke to him.
    and seriously? you can’t call jonas brothers songs shitty when justin’s songs say “baby” 18 times in 30 seconds. such profound lyrics.

  • ThanksHeavenForKevin

    Why are you so bitter?
    It seems like you can’t live with the fact that the Jonas are more talented & succesful :)

  • RealJBLover

    1st. Jb stands for Jonas brothers, not Justin butt-ugly-ieber
    2nd. Would you rather be a fan of three men, or one girl?
    3rd. Who has millions of fans that can easily bring a trending topic to number 1 within one minute?
    4th. Who didn’t need to post YouTube videos just to get attention!
    5th. Who DOESNT sound like a girl, looks like a girl, and acts like a girl?
    6th. In case you don’t know, the answers are yes and Jonas brothers, so u fag better stfu.

  • JBlover

    …i’m not even gonna bother. i guarantee you there are way more people that would prefer the jonas brothers (the REAL jb and don’t even give me that shit cause they have been along wayyy longer than that fetus) over a 12-year-old wangster.
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    only on this site we get the most trending topics guess you have worked out they are all fudge pacckers

  • erinh404

    Why are you so bitter?
    It seems like you can’t live with the fact that the Jonas are more talented & succesful :)
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    paha thank you!
    i’m sitting here dying laughing at some of the things this “JBlover” says (btw, JB stands for JONAS BROTHERS and has stood for it for way longer than justin’s been around) because they’re so ridiculous. saying justin doesn’t cry during his songs? yeah because other people write his songs so he has no emotional attachment to any of them.

  • JBlover

    you’re right, justin doesn’t cry. he doesn’t write his own songs so he has no emotional attachment to any of them. therefore, it’s just like karaoke to him.
    and seriously? you can’t call jonas brothers songs shitty when justin’s songs say “baby” 18 times in 30 seconds. such profound lyrics.

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    He is going to do much better than pussy boy, ooh yea how is his single doing?

  • erinh404

    only on this site we get the most trending topics guess you have worked out they are all fudge pacckers
    ———-
    please, once justin hits puberty he’s done for. his cuteness will be gone and so will his “oh-so-amazing” voice. and the only reason he gets on the TT’s is cause he himself starts them and pimps himself out. and seriously, child, enroll yourself in a grammar class. i hate run-on sentences.

  • sugapuff

    you’re right, justin doesn’t cry. he doesn’t write his own songs so he has no emotional attachment to any of them. therefore, it’s just like karaoke to him.
    and seriously? you can’t call jonas brothers songs shitty when justin’s songs say “baby” 18 times in 30 seconds. such profound lyrics.

    ——————–

    He is going to do much better than p..ussy boy, ooh yea how is his single doing?

  • Anonymous

    tik tok parody jonas brothers edition
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM9guAxZCyc

  • JBlover

    you’re right, justin doesn’t cry. he doesn’t write his own songs so he has no emotional attachment to any of them. therefore, it’s just like karaoke to him.
    and seriously? you can’t call jonas brothers songs shitty when justin’s songs say “baby” 18 times in 30 seconds. such profound lyrics.

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    He does write his own music with people like usher

  • rhiiiiiii

    I don’t get it. If you Justin fans hate the JBs so much why don’t you leave this post? There’s a Justin post on the first page. Why not go there and talk about how cute Justin is and how it’s going to be so fabulous when you get married?

  • JBlover

    only on this site we get the most trending topics guess you have worked out they are all fudge pacckers
    ———-
    please, once justin hits puberty he’s done for. his cuteness will be gone and so will his “oh-so-amazing” voice. and the only reason he gets on the TT’s is cause he himself starts them and pimps himself out. and seriously, child, enroll yourself in a grammar class. i hate run-on sentences.

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    When Justin hits puberty he will get some and won’t walk around looking like he’s biting a sour lemon cause he sexually frustrated hyst like cry baby jonas

  • marli

    joe jonas. you look hot with scruff. i vote keep it.

  • erinh404

    He is going to do much better than p..ussy boy, ooh yea how is his single doing?
    ——
    this is what i hate about our generation. you probably think that just because a song is on the top 10 itunes means that it’s amazing. WAKE UP. no. there are SOO many songs out there that are WAYY better than any of this mainstream shit that don’t get noticed. and i’m not just talking about jonas brothers/justin bieber here. i’m talking about everything. tik tok was number one for weeks, but the lyrics/beat are so generic and auto-tuned i can’t even consider it a song. so just because justin has a little number next to his song on itunes doesn’t mean it’s good. it just means a bunch of his delusional 12-year-old fans decided to go on itunes and buy it 53454364643 times.

  • erinh404

    He does write his own music with people like usher
    ——-
    that’s still not on his own, and doesn’t change the fact that his lyrics are retarded.

  • ThanksHeavenForKevin

    “Fans” like you make me dislike people that I don’t wanna dislike, geez Thank you

  • Anonymous

    jblover if you lov justin so much you would know that he said in an interview that hes staying pure till he gets married to

  • erinh404

    When Justin hits puberty he will get some and won’t walk around looking like he’s biting a sour lemon cause he sexually frustrated hyst like cry baby jonas
    ——
    um, k.
    1. take an english class. PLEASE use complete sentences. not fragments or run-ons. and also use correct spelling/grammar.
    2. i’m pretty sure justin said in an interview he was saving his virginity til marriage. so way to go.
    3. no, justin is ONLY cute because he’s got that “adorable puppy”-ness to him. once he hits puberty, the puppy look will be gone.
    and seriously, why are you on a jonas post if you hate them so much?

  • JBlover

    He does write his own music with people like usher
    ——-
    that’s still not on his own, and doesn’t change the fact that his lyrics are retarded.

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    haha nick jonas sings and STI’s and Prostitutes

  • JBlover

    When Justin hits puberty he will get some and won’t walk around looking like he’s biting a sour lemon cause he sexually frustrated hyst like cry baby jonas
    ——
    um, k.
    1. take an english class. PLEASE use complete sentences. not fragments or run-ons. and also use correct spelling/grammar.
    2. i’m pretty sure justin said in an interview he was saving his virginity til marriage. so way to go.
    3. no, justin is ONLY cute because he’s got that “adorable puppy”-ness to him. once he hits puberty, the puppy look will be gone.
    and seriously, why are you on a jonas post if you hate them so much?
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    Just as long as his puberty doesn’t hurt him as much as it did Nick, it will all be good.

  • Colleen

    Aww Joseph!! I love them all ;)

  • erinh404

    haha nick jonas sings and STI’s and Prostitutes
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    lmao you’re just delusional. since when does nick mention anything about STIs or prostitutes in his songs. seriously. do everyone a favor and gtfo.

  • erinh404

    Just as long as his puberty doesn’t hurt him as much as it did Nick, it will all be good.
    ————–
    at least nick hit puberty at a normal age, unlike justin.

  • Anonymous

    lol

  • Anonymous

    lol thats so true

  • xoxo

    Joe J. is sooooooo not a disney star anymore… (in a good way!)

  • erinh404

    well at least nick j’s old enough to know what that stuff means :)

  • JBlover

    haha nick jonas sings and STI’s and Prostitutes
    ——–
    lmao you’re just delusional. since when does nick mention anything about STIs or prostitutes in his songs. seriously. do everyone a favor and gtfo.

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    Prostitutes

    She’s seductive
    She does it well
    She’ll charge you by the hour
    For a straight trip down to hell

    STI’s

    I just got back from the doctor
    He told me that I had a problem

    Everybody gets the itch
    Everybody hates that

    I break out and I start to shake

  • Mercedes

    look at the one w/ the glasses. sexy. ^.^

  • GotJONAS .

    I LOVE your profile picture! Where did you get it?!

  • cheskasg

    i love joe jonasssss

  • cheskasg

    cuteeeeee

  • cheskasg

    my sexy boy

  • Anonymous

    MY BABYYY JOE<3333333333

  • Anonymous

    scary:1 piont creepy:10 pionts freeky:10 milion pionts

  • Anonymous

    rolling a joint?

  • JBlover

    More justin posts please the jonas sisters are irrelevant now

  • rhiiiiiii

    Your name is JBlover. Hi, Jonas Brothers.

  • Anonymous

    Shut up idiot! Go off the jonas brothers post if you’ve got nothing to do !

  • erinh404

    why is the fan of the kid who sings like a 9 year old girl referring to nick, joe, and kevin as jonas “sisters”? yeah.
    think what you want, honey, but at least the jonas brothers look their age.
    lets compare shall we?
    nick jonas age 15 http://media.monstersandcritics.com/galleries/1389809/SPX-02455141385.jpg
    justin bieber age 15 http://hiprocknation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/justin-bieber.gif

  • Anonymous

    He’s a-do-ra-ble !

  • Brittnee

    I Love Joe Jonas.But, I think Joe looks more cuter in this picture.

  • FlorenciaaC

    WOW! I LOVE JOE!!
    HE IS AMAZING!!
    I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!

    FOLLOW ME :

    http://www.twitter.com/FlorenciaaC

  • Justsomebody

    Michael Moscovitz. :D

  • ImNotAnnoying

    That better be water!….kidding. ;D

  • Anonymous

    Lol @ you guys. Justin is wyyyyy more talented than hairy Jonas

  • Anonymous

    Wish Joe was my homie.

  • Pixita

    Blah Blah Blah Beaver
    Joe is the fuckin bomb

  • Anonymous

    ROONEYY

  • Anonymous

    Thats cool!
    :)

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  • ashxo

    Ummmm, I think I’ve been converted into a Joe girl…sorry Nicholas.

  • Anonymous

    joe is sexy and creepy beaver fan, go away this site is for grown ups not toddlers

  • JuliaJonas19

    Hmm.. My future husband is HOT <3

  • Anonymous

    ahahahaa I love Joee *O*
    Justin Bieber Should Kill himself ;)

  • GotJONAS .

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS POST JBLOVER! There are plenty of Fetus Beaver posts for you on this site. Plus, each one only gets about 50 comments, so your voice will certainly be heard, for all two people reading them!

    JB STANDS FOR JONAS! JUSTIN IS A FUCKING INSULT TO MUSIC!

  • Anonymous

    Prostitutes

    She’s seductive
    She does it well
    She’ll charge you by the hour
    For a straight trip down to hell

    STI’s

    I just got back from the doctor
    He told me that I had a problem

    Everybody gets the itch
    Everybody hates that

    I break out and I start to shake

    ok your really dum and why do you know jonas brothers words to song if you hate them so much