Nick Jonas TO STUDIO IN TRUCK

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Teen King Nick Jonas hopped out of his enormous truck looking tired, but flashing a peace sign as he heads into a studio in West Hollywood on Feb. 20. Photos: Fame.

  • Anonymous

    who hates GOMEZ ? i do !
    who loves JONAS ? i do !
    nick musnt be happy , he doesnt smile .. :(

    who need a life ? u do ! :/
    :)

    we all notice Ever since he been with selena he don’t really smile much..

    We miss that smile he had when he was with miley. The huge grind one.

  • ilovemusic

    Really? I don’t really know, haha.
    it’s none of my business ;)

    LoL. I know hes not a virgin. I wanna know who he lost his virginity to and when. Even though it’s none of my buisness

    You think or you know? lmao. I still don’t know whether to believe he’s a virgin or not x)

  • Roro xox

    why the shirt?

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Your Mom Was Here said:

    i know i shall try to salvage enough money to get mine fixed or get a new one in time but ive spent so much on concerts already
    :O Muse in 16 days AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    _____________
    spending your money on concert huh? haha :)
    MUSE! thats greaaat :D

    _______

    yeppers
    i am so stoked they kick ass
    imma take tons of pics and vids even though their gonna look like lil ants

  • itsme

    Plane? Wooahhh.. I’m more of a kitchen counter, shower, bubbly bath kind of girl.
    ———
    Oh,speaking of kitchen counter, I swear to you that was one on my list too. Actually,it was kitchen counter,plane,vehicle,pool(hot tub). There’s just something about getting it on with a Jonas in the kitchen.

  • dont jugde

    =======
    *pats your back* am sorry dear you just don’t have IT you know :D wwwwooooo Fivesome time lol

    I thought we were friends! :( :(
    FINE TAKE YOUR BANANA
    ==========
    aaawww don’t be sad we are friends :) is just i’ll be having fivesome with HOT guys you would understand right and i’ll give you Nick back when am finish ;)

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    If I dm Justin Bieber, will he write back..

    —–

    i think he replies. idk tho.

  • Daydreamer…

    If you’re gonna talk to him, talk in his language.
    say, “heyy shawtyyy, how’s Usher doin?

    ____

    Alright.

    LMAO I love you. :D

  • haleybrooke7

    like his shirt! :)

  • Anonymous

    selena the biggest copy cat of miley but miley still ahead by everthing. Disney might have to retired the teen queen crown because no one can achieve the record breaking record miley has had on her hand not even selena the copy cat..

    http://rpulse.com/exclusive-is-selena-gomez-really-copying-miley-cyrus/
    _____________________
    ugh i really hate selena fucking copy cat !

  • cony

    The fun bitch has arrived ;)

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ilovemusic said:

    You think or you know? lmao. I still don’t know whether to believe he’s a virgin or not x)

    Both. Sometimes i know he’s a virgin, sometimes i think he’s a virgin.
    LOL did that make sense.
    And believe he’s not sa virgin. ;)
    —-

    But Nicholas is a good boy ;)

    Yes in interviews and stuff he seems like a good boy, But behind the camera he’s one dirty bad boy. ;)

  • itsme

    Nick is NOT the sweet,innocent boy that everyone thinks he is. Lol.

  • Daydreamer…

    Alright Katie, I feel generous today. I will grant thou wishes.

    Yay:D I need to think long and hard about this.
    I don’t always get three wishes, ya know(:

    This is very true. I have a feeling the Jonai will be involved.

  • Anonymous

    OMG !!! A PEACE Sign ???? He’s copying miley !! the horror, oh no wait hate comments are only aimed at Selena

    =——————-

    was thinking the same thing and then said oh wait wrong post not selena. hahaha lol

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    OMG !!! A PEACE Sign ???? He’s copying miley !! the horror, oh no wait hate comments are only aimed at Selena.

    Oh, Miley created the peace sign did she!? HA, no. He isn’t copying her you dumbass, don’t say every hate comment is to Selena you dumbass.
    P.S, nice haircut nick/

  • Pink Power ranger

    The dumb bitch is selena who doesn’t get that she need to stop trying to steal miley ideas and boyfriend and friend and get a personality of her own as well as her own ideas.
    this is the reason miley fans can’t stand her because all she does is steal all miley realted ideas and copies.

    who wants to follow selena??? Only a person that steal other people ideas and friends from other. selena fans related to a stealer are you a stealer? you must be you emulated selena and she steal from miley all the time.
    ____
    Can you stop please? You are making Miley fans look really stupid and childish.

  • AAC

    Teen King Nick Jonas
    Ahaha what?

    His truck is dirty.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Teen King Nick Jonas hopped out of his enormous truck

    that made me giggle

  • xoxokatie8

    aaawww don’t be sad we are friends :) is just am have five with HOT guys you would understand right and i’ll give you Nick back when am finish ;)

    Pftt. That sounds like I get the recycled parts.
    You get FOUR guys, and I can’t have one?! :P

  • Anonymous

    i am offically gleek anyone with me?

  • omgnoway101

    dont jugde said:
    I mean FIRST!
    omg im soooo proud of myself ive NEVER been first before!! *pats myself on the back*
    =====
    *pats your back to* *smile* Hello
    ——-
    haha thanks and hello to you too! whats up?

  • xoxokatie8

    This is very true. I have a feeling the Jonai will be involved.

    Prolly(: tehehehe

  • DemiandMileyPones

    I mean FIRST!
    omg im soooo proud of myself ive NEVER been first before!! *pats myself on the back*

    ______

    I feel like the queen when I am first comment. Congrats girl1 :D

  • Anonymous

    Nick is NOT the sweet,innocent boy that everyone thinks he is. Lol.

    lol. I know but i actually KNOW

  • Anonymous

    ‘Teen King’…
    for some random reason…. I really think that might be true O.o!

  • Anonymous

    Nick is NOT the sweet,innocent boy that everyone thinks he is. Lol.

    lol. I know but i actually KNOW

  • Anonymous

    I like his shirt and he looks so good…even when tired.

  • Anonymous

    Nick is NOT the sweet,innocent boy that everyone thinks he is. Lol.

    lol. I know but i actually KNOW

  • Anonymous

    He’s really copiing Miley. The shirt, the peace sign..

  • Anonymous

    what happened to his beautiful mustang?

  • omgnoway101

    DemiandMileyPones said:
    I mean FIRST!
    omg im soooo proud of myself ive NEVER been first before!! *pats myself on the back*

    ______

    I feel like the queen when I am first comment. Congrats girl1 :D
    ———-
    haha thank you. love the username btw!

  • Mercedes

    well hey there, cutie. :)

  • Daydreamer…

    Nick is NOT the sweet,innocent boy that everyone thinks he is. Lol.

    And that’s okay with me. You know what I’m saying? *winks* Okay, I’ll stop being a dork now.

  • Doom

    er.

    bye.

  • itsme

    Shit. I was gonna send a DM to Joe, but can’t send DM’s to people who don’t follow you :(

  • xoxokatie8

    Nick is NOT the sweet,innocent boy that everyone thinks he is. Lol.

    lol. I know but i actually KNOW

    Hi, insider!?

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Funny, those things are what I want to. Okay, hopefully this works. *bobs head and puts arms together to grant wish* hehe

    _____

    http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/254/stopit1.gif

  • Anonymous

    OMG !!! A PEACE Sign ???? He’s copying miley !! the horror, oh no wait hate comments are only aimed at Selena.

    Oh, Miley created the peace sign did she!? HA, no. He isn’t copying her you dumbass, don’t say every hate comment is to Selena you dumbass.
    P.S, nice haircut nick/

    ————-

    Ok you obviously don’t get sarcasm. I just meant to say that they only hate on Selena but she’s not the only one that does it. I mean the queen of peace sign will always be Marylin Monroe.

    I love Selena and hate stans, ( I also love Miley just don’t think she’s god)

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Anonymous said:

    Anonymous said:

    selena the biggest copy cat of miley but miley still ahead by everthing. Disney might have to retired the teen queen crown because no one can achieve the record breaking record miley has had on her hand not even selena the copy cat..

    http://rpulse.com/exclusive-is-selena-gomez-really-copying-miley-cyrus
    —-
    ughh dumb bitch from yesterdayy GTFO
    —-
    The dumb bitch is selena who doesn’t get that she need to stop trying to steal miley ideas and boyfriend and friend and get a personality of her own as well as her own ideas.
    this is the reason miley fans can’t stand her because all she does is steal all miley realted ideas and copies.

    who wants to follow selena??? Only a person that steal other people ideas and friends from other. selena fans related to a stealer are you a stealer? you must be you emulated selena and she steal from miley all the time.

    ______-

    Im a Miley Fan you shit waste of sperm
    i dont emulate selena i am my own person bitch and so is selena and so is miley
    the other girl was right you give miley fans a bad name your pathetic.
    grow the fuck up

  • AAC

    I’m so glad he got his hair cut. It was getting too long and was starting to look weirdish. Much better now. :)

  • Pink Power ranger

    Who in here is going through Miley withdrawals?

  • dont jugde

    hahah People think Joe is the dirty one lol dear its aaaaaaaaaallllllll Nick ;)

  • haleybrooke7
  • DemiandMileyPones

    That’s pretty pathetic that you’re laughing at your own joke. I’ll pray harder for you.

    damp is a little…crazy(;

    _____

    http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w7/Pikachelsea/MySpace%20crap/FFFFUUUU.jpg

  • haleybrooke7
  • Chococatx3

    Anonymous said:

    i am offically gleek anyone with me?
    —–
    lol. i just became one like a month ago and now i’m obsessed

  • Anonymous

    i just thought about tht wow where is it plus he is not copyin miley

  • Roro xox

    who hates GOMEZ ? i do !
    who loves JONAS ? i do !
    nick musnt be happy , he doesnt smile .. :(

  • Daydreamer…

    Funny, those things are what I want to. Okay, hopefully this works. *bobs head and puts arms together to grant wish* hehe

    _____

    http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/254/stopit1.gif
    —–
    That is the most adorable bicture of Nick. P.S. Check your room. He may just be in there. LOL

  • Anonymous

    I wanted to say, copying xD

  • Mercedes

    mr. mysterious

  • LoveLautner

    My dear boy. (I say “dear”, what I really mean is “FREAKING SEXY”), get some rest before you collapse and have all Jonas fans in a state of panic. OKAY? Kthanks.

  • GoldenGal9311

    Looking good Nick!

  • supercalifragilisticoespialidoso

    is he working in a new cd? or he goes there for fun?

  • island.B

    The eyebrow thing hes doing is so sexy and his truck too.

  • haleybrooke7

    I’m so glad he got his hair cut. It was getting too long and was starting to look weirdish. Much better now. :)

    =0 i like his hair when its long and his curls fall in his face. haha. :)

  • Anonymous

    When people say his copying Miley is becasue we know Miley ALWAYS does the peace sign people, just as we know Nicks signature gesture are the thumbs up…

    people know Miley didnt create the piece sign…. UGH

    people that are
    ”Miley didnt made the peace sign”
    pisse me off!!!! we know that already…. its just a funny thing to say…

  • Anonymous

    When people say his copying Miley is becasue we know Miley ALWAYS does the peace sign people, just as we know Nicks signature gesture are the thumbs up…

    people know Miley didnt create the piece sign…. UGH

    people that are
    ”Miley didnt made the peace sign”
    pisse me off!!!! we know that already…. its just a funny thing to say…

  • AAC

    He’s really copiing Miley. The shirt, the peace sign..
    ______

    Because Miley owns the peace sign. And shirt? What? How is his shirt anything like Miley’s?

  • Anonymous

    Nick is NOT the sweet,innocent boy that everyone thinks he is. Lol.

    lol. I know but i actually KNOW

    Hi, insider!?

    No. I don’t know stuff about Nick personal life but i do know he is not a virgin i know a couple of people Nick knows and well his isn’t exactly clean but yeah w/e

  • not_soibt

    Roro xox said:

    who hates GOMEZ ? i do !
    who loves JONAS ? i do !
    nick musnt be happy , he doesnt smile .. :(

    who need a life ? u do ! :/
    :)

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    selena the biggest copy cat of miley but miley still ahead by everthing. Disney might have to retired the teen queen crown because no one can achieve the record breaking record miley has had on her hand not even selena the copy cat..

    http://rpulse.com/exclusive-is-selena-gomez-really-copying-miley-cyrus
    —-
    ughh dumb bitch from yesterdayy GTFO
    —-
    The dumb bitch is selena who doesn’t get that she need to stop trying to steal miley ideas and boyfriend and friend and get a personality of her own as well as her own ideas.
    this is the reason miley fans can’t stand her because all she does is steal all miley realted ideas and copies.

    who wants to follow selena??? Only a person that steal other people ideas and friends from other. selena fans related to a stealer are you a stealer? you must be you emulated selena and she steal from miley all the time.

    ______-

    Im a Miley Fan you shit waste of sperm
    i dont emulate selena i am my own person bitch and so is selena and so is miley
    the other girl was right you give miley fans a bad name your pathetic.
    grow the fuck up
    ===
    Am a Jonas fan And Even I know Selena Imitates Miley.

    I see Why Miley Fans And Niley Fans Can’t Stand Selena She ask For It.

    Nelena Fans No Matter How Much You Try To Copy Niley Fans Niley Was More Innocent And precious. Miley Loved Nick. I Don’t Think Selena Ever Loved Nick She Like The Fame He Gets From Him.

    I
    THink Miley Was The Better Girl.

  • omgnoway101

    huajaichumpoo said:
    omgnoway101 said:

    I mean FIRST!
    omg im soooo proud of myself ive NEVER been first before!! *pats myself on the back*
    ________________

    Like your username says, OMG No way! CONGRATZ!
    ———-
    THANKS!

  • dont jugde

    ======
    am good Justin Bieber is making me sick i really mean it have you seen the TT #grindmebieber was TT i was like WTF??
    _____________
    Bieber is always a TT :/ its annoying haha :D

    ======
    the day he not TT am going to get Drunk and have a big party :D

    ——

    Can I join?
    I’ll bring cookies and some wood to defend ourselves from Beaver. :D
    =====
    lol YES join the party NO Beaver stan allowed

  • Anonymous

    i lalalalalalalalallaal loove him

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Sexy, can I?

    Damn, Nicholas.

    ______

    You ain’t lyyyiinnnnggggg.

  • Daydreamer…

    Aw, my poor bb does look tired. :(

  • Anonymous

    HOOTTTYYYY

  • DemiandMileyPones

    We are the wooorlldd!That was a great re-make, although i wasn’t a big fan of the rapping part :)

    ____

    Man, that shit was shit.

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ilovemusic said:

    Hmm it makes me wonder why he doesn’t wear his purity ring on his finger even when he’s not playing guitar. either he had sex or his finger is just too fat, lmao. jk.

    I really doubt nicks a ”virgin”.

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Pink Power ranger said:

    Pink Power ranger said:

    Pink Power ranger said:

    nick looks like the type of guy that wouldn’t like it if his wife or gf would be more successful and made more than him. Agree?

    —-

    LOL.
    It seems like it. Remember Nick is very competitive.
    _____________
    I love the kid but its true. I think he likes control.

    __

    Thats Hot DAMN turn 18 already GAH >___< ___________
    I didnt mean it in a dirty way. I meant like he wouldnt be a stay at home dad and let the wife be the breadwinner. Now that I think about it he probably likes to have control in the bedroom also

    _______

    lol i didnt really mean in the bedroom either w,e i still wish he would turn 18 so i would feel like less of a pedo :P

  • Anonymous

    e has chubby fingers :L haha

  • selenaever4

    omg!! nick is so hot when angry
    ºand I hate to make the peace sign
    makes it look as arrogant as others (M-I-L-E-Y)

  • xoxokatie8

    am going listening to music and getting ready for my BIG Foursome ;) hahah

    four some? with who?(;
    joe leo and kingsley? :X

  • GimminyCrickets7

    why hasn’t nick been tweeting? or selena? :( makes me sad. *tear
    _________________–
    maybe something happened between them
    and they know it’ll show through their emotional tweets so they made a pact not to tweet until they are both ready.
    jk jk lol I’m so bored.

  • Anonymous

    NICKK!! please wear your purity ring back on your finger again! theres something odd bout that :P:P

    and loving the haircut :):)

  • dont jugde

    Bieber is always a TT :/ its annoying haha :D

    ======
    the day he not TT am going to get Drunk and have a big party :D
    _________
    lets get drunk together! :B

    ======
    HELL YE we can go all crazy and wild :D

  • Anonymous

    why is this kid so darn sexy

  • GimminyCrickets7

    GimminyCrickets7 said:
    he has to get gas so much because his car is so ENORMOUS
    _________________________
    and he makes up for hurting the planet.
    By recycling his gf’s.
    I kid I kid. ;)
    ____
    good one. *gives you a high five
    _________-
    yes! I am complete now.

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    _huajaichumpoo said:

    SellyismygirlCrush said:

    SellyismygirlCrush said:

    haleybrooke7 said:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/22326700@N07/2352980989/

    =)

    _———-

    WHAT song is that?
    its driving me insane i can hear it in my head but cant think of the name

    _—- i am posting this again come on ppl
    _________________
    search the lyrics on yt?
    ___-
    booo
    _______
    Anna Nalick- Breathe

    __–

    lol yay i found it thanks
    i knew i liked the song i just didnt know what it was
    :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLcg1AJpKr8
    __________________
    NP. I tried to post a link for you, but the Submit Comment button kept getting in the way when I was trying to click Paste. Then I was like, where’d my comment go? It was gone; that explains why there was a massive mess in my last one. Sorry.

    ______

    LMAO ya that happened to me twice before i got to post that vid^^
    ahaha its messed

  • GoldenGal9311

    My arms get cold….in February air

    Seriously, I’m cold.

  • seldemz

    Anonymous said:

    Still looking hot our Nicholas!

    BUT I wanna point out that he’s involved in the Disney project “Friends for change” so why he drives a truck, an enormous truck ?! What’s the deal ? It doesn’t help the planet to get better!

    Well, I guess nobody’s perfect…
    ———-

    exactly what i was thinking…..

  • ilovemusic

    Hmm it makes me wonder why he doesn’t wear his purity ring on his finger even when he’s not playing guitar. either he had sex or his finger is just too fat, lmao. jk.

  • Chococatx3

    We are the wooorlldd!That was a great re-make, although i wasn’t a big fan of the rapping part :)

  • itsme

    Sexy, can I?

    Damn, Nicholas.

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    I want to Punch the anons today
    We were getting some good ones where did they all go :(

  • Pink Power ranger

    Pink Power ranger said:

    Pink Power ranger said:

    nick looks like the type of guy that wouldn’t like it if his wife or gf would be more successful and made more than him. Agree?

    —-

    LOL.
    It seems like it. Remember Nick is very competitive.
    _____________
    I love the kid but its true. I think he likes control.

    __

    Thats Hot DAMN turn 18 already GAH >___<
    ___________
    I didnt mean it in a dirty way. I meant like he wouldnt be a stay at home dad and let the wife be the breadwinner. Now that I think about it he probably likes to have control in the bedroom also.

  • GimminyCrickets7

    Hmm it makes me wonder why he doesn’t wear his purity ring on his finger even when he’s not playing guitar. either he had sex or his finger is just too fat, lmao. jk
    ___________________
    hahahahaha.
    xD

  • ilovemusic

    We are the wooorlldd!That was a great re-make, although i wasn’t a big fan of the rapping part :)
    —-

    The autotune ruined it :/

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3
  • JonasGirl007

    Oh yeah xD I saw a picture of him and his micstand. He gets real into the music, doesn’t he? ;p

    then just play music in the background >XP

  • Gandalf

    There is so much not right about you. :P Seriously, how can you even drink that? haha

    ——-

    Well, they are in separate containers. :P

    -G

  • BeJealous

    If he’s reading this, he’s probably puking right now xD

    Not cause of our comments, but cause of the psycho maniac who posts how she’s eating her own period x(

    freakazoid. XD

    I hope you’re talking about the psycho xD

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Your nice

    ____

    Thanks bb. :)

  • xoxokatie8

    All this period talk is increasing my likey-hood to vomit on my macbook. Must not read comments….

    -G

    you know you like it;)

  • StarLight24

    KeepTheFaith said:
    I thought you were ignoring my hello to you. Lol. But I’m good, how about you?
    —-
    No lol
    I’m good =]. A little frustrated right now but that’s life.

  • Emilicious

    Emilicious said:
    Oh Gosh… Are we really doing the “they are virgins!!” thing again? Come on guys. No.

    —-

    I meant to say “they aren’t virgins!!!” thing.

  • JonasGirl007

    Hahaha, well it’s their fault for being so sexy.

    and being like that on stage >XD

  • Mercedes

    THIS IS MADNESS!!

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    sTaCeY said:

    TOMORROW IS MY BIRFDAY!!!!

    why you guys talkin’ bout sex….>_>

    _______

    Well happy *tomorrow* Birthday
    and cuz sex is awesome :D
    especially with a jobro

  • AlwaystheTruth

    If the moon fel… said:

    guys any of you hane seen already valentine’s day?!?!
    ………….
    Me and if it wasn’t for Ashton the sexy bitch Kutcher it would be a LAME movie.
    It wasn’t as good as I was expecting
    —————–
    I just saw it.. I expecting more but it was kinda good… and you’re right Ashton is the best part!!

  • Anonymous

    i love glleee

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    la la la lala la *skips*
    —-
    *Skips and sings randomly with you*
    …………….
    Lmfao.
    That made me laugh.

  • BeJealous

    I ain’t dreaming ;)
    Why’d you think Nick’s to tired lately?
    Too much hot sex with him ;)
    ………….
    Same here, with Joe obviously.
    I think he has became addicted.



    Jonas boys are players ;)

  • JonasGirl007

    so next time you point a finger I might have to bend it back, and break it, break it off..

  • KeepTheFaith

    Baby baby baby ohhhh :)

  • StarLightSTARbright

    musiciseverything said:

    I’m like Baby Baby Baby. Fuucckk. That song has been stuck in my head for 2 days.

    Haha, I have that for my ringtone.

  • Daydreamer…

    got red jam on my nickers i i ate it?
    did i eat my period?

    Well, I just threw up my lunch. Thanks.

  • dont jugde

    Kourtney your icon scared me
    ******
    whatttttt why? it just makes me laugh insanely hard
    =======
    i hate snakes :(

  • Gandalf

    Oh my gosh, if my mom saw what I was reading. LOL

    ———

    I was going to make a remark, but I’m not going to take it to that level. :P

    -G

  • Dumaaa ?

    And the people don’t leave til I walk innnnnn

    ________

    I`m still here, my dear! <3

  • girl crush mileyyyyy

    Nick is probably a nympho. I mean would you doubt it?..

  • DemiandMileyPones
  • DemiandMileyPones

    This is too,too good.

    ____

    When it comes to Jonas..

  • Lilly

    bye mom

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    ——
    IKR?? i’ve been begging for a new post on that justin bieber post!!
    ……….
    Lmao I didn’t even enter that post cause I do not enter in posts of people that I dislike but WE NEED SOME DRAMA, like seriously.
    I’m so bored.
    The sex talk it’s over and there’s nothing to do now.

  • BeJealous

    Once again the Jonas sex talk..
    …………..
    Lmao, it will never get old.

    Nope, always fresh xD
    With brand new thoughts, LMFAO.
    ………………
    Hahaha, well it’s their fault for being so sexy.



    True, true :P
    I’d do Nick up the wall, Kevin in the pool and Joe on the couch, while watching Barney! :D YAAAY! xD

  • itsme

    Gandalf said:

    Are you a guy??

    ——

    Yes.

    -G
    ———
    I just figured that out. Lol. You poor thing…….

    Are you gay? Because if not,then of course you fantasize about girls,right???? hahahha.

  • Lilly

    Ok. I’ll sneak and keep my twitter. Just for you Lil. I won’t be able to check it very often though. Probably about once a month at least until summer gets here.
    ————
    OK :)

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Mercedes

    Chow! :)

  • BeJealous

    I’m dead. These comments are so funny.

    You know you love it :)

  • KeepTheFaith

    Watch someone gonna come by my computer and ask me why i’m reading porn lol

    I’d be embarrassed. Really embarrassed.

  • Chococatx3

    LOL, well that’s my entertainment for today…

  • Mercedes

    The world will end in 2012? If retarded sites like this, or Justin Bieber’s keep coming out, it’ll end next month xD

    lmao. duck for cover. cause it’s happening!

  • DemiandMileyPones

    MY ICON IS SHOWING! CHYEAH!

  • oxoemmaoxo

    *in nick’s bedroom*
    me:Nickybear i had fun.
    Nick:so did i
    Nick:do you want to do this again tommorow?
    me:of course nickybear your to sexy to resist.
    nick:*smirks then we makeout*

  • StarLight24

    Dumaaa ? said:
    Hahah! Why would she have to say that lie?

    Well, it`s not a full out lie.. He`s hot from the body down.. ;)
    —-
    He has a hot face. It’s a long story but Mercedes and I always talk about how hot he is. Lilly always says he’s ugly but she continues to bring it up so we think she thinks he’s secretly hot even though she continues to deny it.

  • Daydreamer…

    how to be a rebel #1:
    say no when dora asks for your help.

    Damn, I must be beast. :P lol

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Mel Blanc, the voice of bugs bunny, is allergic to carrots.

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    ho hummm….so does anyone watch harry potter?
    ………..
    Me :)

  • xoxokatie8
  • Gandalf

    Atleast your surviving this lol

    ——–

    I better get a medal of honor after this whole thing is over. :P

    -G

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Im off to guys oh i kinda dont want to leave im wont be on later tonight will be out dancing woohoo :D later

  • dont jugde

    You get leo joe AND kingsley.
    I think three is anough. You selfish pig;)

    =============
    yes am a BIG Slut i know i just can’t help it ;)

  • itsme

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    I’d like it better if Joe was in my bed…or his private jet…

    —-

    Low key.
    —–
    Wtf does that mean?

    And for people freaking out over this period shit, you must not have your period yet. It’s a fact of life. Grow up and get over it. Thanks :)

  • xoxokatie8

    idt i’ve ever laughed so hard in my lifeee

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    LOL, well that’s my entertainment for today…

    It’s SO fun. :D

  • Anonymous

    got red jam on my nickers i i ate it?
    did i eat my period?

    Well, I just threw up my lunch. Thanks.
    _________
    so im guessing i ate it oppsy i like jam

  • MZ

    WHAT?! You’re a Joe Hoe now?! Back off bitch! Well, I guess we can both take turns. And yeah, as stupid as Joe is, he’d believe us that the water is just “village water” heheheehe

    ——-

    I don’t even know. I’m so confused.
    I’m just more attracted to Joe I guess but then there’s Nick and it’s just UGH.
    I feel like a mistress.

  • oxoemmaoxo

    Im off to guys oh i kinda dont want to leave im wont be on later tonight will be out dancing woohoo :D later

    Bye.

  • StarLight24

    Mercedes said:
    i have to go you guys. bye starlight we’ll miss you!
    —-
    Goodbye Mercedes!

  • Anonymous

    Should I change my icon? I don’t like it.
    ____________
    i like it :)

  • chunkymonkey

    that’s because you picture those people consuming their vaginal blood.

    …perv.

  • Daydreamer…

    grabs whipped cream and leaves*

    Hehe.


    Oh my gosh, Nick is probablt scarred right now. hahaha

  • KeepTheFaith

    No lol
    I’m good =]. A little frustrated right now but that’s life.

    That makes sense, I’d be pretty upset too. Curse OU for being so addictive. I think you should keep your twitter since you’ll probably be back on in the summer.

  • lulu

    Nick is no virgin. he sucked my @#$% and i blowed his *&?@, then he stuck his *&?@ in my *&$ and kept on rotating it.

    it was AWESOME!!

    true story :)

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Hahaha, well it’s their fault for being so sexy.

    and being like that on stage >XD
    ………….
    Lmao, remember that video of Joe laying on the stage, with all this white foam.
    Sexy bitch.

  • JonasGirl007

    *At a hot tub*

    Joe: Wanna do this again?
    Me: *smirks*
    Joe: I got the answer *smirks*
    Me: hehehe

  • StarLightSTARbright

    m
    Anonymous said:

    Anonymous said:

    selena the biggest copy cat of miley but miley still ahead by everthing. Disney might have to retired the teen queen crown because no one can achieve the record breaking record miley has had on her hand not even selena the copy cat..

    http://rpulse.com/exclusive-is-selena-gomez-really-copying-miley-cyrus
    —-
    ughh dumb bitch from yesterdayy GTFO
    —-
    The dumb bitch is selena who doesn’t get that she need to stop trying to steal miley ideas and boyfriend and friend and get a personality of her own as well as her own ideas.
    this is the reason miley fans can’t stand her because all she does is steal all miley realted ideas and copies.

    who wants to follow selena??? Only a person that steal other people ideas and friends from other. selena fans related to a stealer are you a stealer? you must be you emulated selena and she steal from miley all the time.

    ______-

    Im a Miley Fan you shit waste of sperm
    i dont emulate selena i am my own person bitch and so is selena and so is miley
    the other girl was right you give miley fans a bad name your pathetic.
    grow the fuck up
    ===
    Am a Jonas fan And Even I know Selena Imitates Miley.

    I see Why Miley Fans And Niley Fans Can’t Stand Selena She ask For It.

    Nelena Fans No Matter How Much You Try To Copy Niley Fans Niley Was More Innocent And precious. Miley Loved Nick. I Don’t Think Selena Ever Loved Nick She Like The Fame He Gets From Him.

    I
    THink Miley Was The Better Girl.

    Can You Not Capatilze The First Letter Of Every Word.

  • Daydreamer…

    All this period talk is increasing my likey-hood to vomit on my macbook. Must not read comments….

    Just keep drinking your tea, and skip every comment that says period. xD Haha made you read.

  • musiciseverything

    I know I do. Best post by far.

  • Daydreamer…

    Oh my gosh, if my mom saw what I was reading. LOL

    ———

    I was going to make a remark, but I’m not going to take it to that level. :P

    Let’s hear this comment.

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Hahah! Why would she have to say that lie?

    Well, it`s not a full out lie.. He`s hot from the body down.. ;)
    —-
    He has a hot face. It’s a long story but Mercedes and I always talk about how hot he is. Lilly always says he’s ugly but she continues to bring it up so we think she thinks he’s secretly hot even though she continues to deny it.
    ……………
    Who are you guys talking about? :)

  • Gandalf

    you know you like it;)

    —————

    *Grabs bucket*

    -G

  • JonasGirl007

    I can totally see if joe does something wrong and saying

    “How are you gonna punish me ;)?”

  • Lilly

    sTaCeY said:

    TOMORROW IS MY BIRFDAY!!!!

    why you guys talkin’ bout sex….>_>
    ————-
    Birthday sex… Birthday sex oohoohoohooh
    (It’s the best day of the year girl)

    sorry, i just had too

  • StarLight24

    ImNotAnnoying said:
    In july!
    —-
    That’s too far away lol

  • DemiandMileyPones

    t’s always the quiet,mysterious ones. Nick is gonna be a great lover. He’ll go nice and slow. Wooo,it’s gettin hot in here.

    _____

    http://twitpic.com/13553u/full

  • ilovemusic

    Once again the Jonas sex talk..
    …………..
    Lmao, it will never get old.

    Nope, always fresh xD
    With brand new thoughts, LMFAO.
    ………………
    Hahaha, well it’s their fault for being so sexy.

    True, true :P
    I’d do Nick up the wall, Kevin in the pool and Joe on the couch, while watching Barney! :D YAAAY! xD

    LMFAO.

  • Mercedes

    Gandalf run away from this post while you still can!!! periods & jonas fantasies are taking over!!!

  • Daydreamer…

    Im off to guys oh i kinda dont want to leave im wont be on later tonight will be out dancing woohoo :D later
    ——–
    Bye Selly! Have fun dancing. :D

  • Chococatx3

    Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
    Got my breezer, I’m out the door, I’m gonna be really looudd
    ‘Cuz I don’t care who I piss off ‘cuz i’m a real big sinneerr
    Sometimes i eat my desert before my diinneerr…

    LOL i love that video!!

  • LoveHate

    guys any of you hane seen already valentine’s day?!?!
    —————-
    Yeah it was quite good. It’s basically the American version of ‘Love Actually’.

  • itsme

    xoxokatie8 said:

    It’s always the quiet,mysterious ones. Nick is gonna be a great lover. He’ll go nice and slow. Wooo,it’s gettin hot in here.

    ROFLMBO

    hope there is no one creepin at the moment(;
    ———
    If he is….hey Joe and or Nick,I’m waiting for ya ;)

  • RitaCristina

    lol so treu !

  • BeJealous

    DemiandMileyPones our icons are similar :P

  • Gandalf

    Bye Your Mom, and Selly!

    -G

  • Mercedes

    hahahahahahhaha @ everyone saying they are about to throw up. i can’t breathe this mess is too funny right now. XD

  • itsme

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    This is too,too good.

    ____

    When it comes to Jonas..
    ——-
    I’m just sitting here laughing. These comments are hilarious…I mean some of them,I haven’t even thought about,surprisingly. Lmfao.

  • Lilly

    bye selly

  • Dumaaa ?

    Bieberlake? :/
    I don’t want to be a hater but seriously?
    Gosh, he has THE most annoying voice ever.
    His songs are bubble gum pop and he’s just ugh, he’s a wannabe gangsta.
    Sorry girls, the BieberLAKE thing, confused me.
    Still respect you if you like him :)

    _______

    Hey, now! I don`t like him that much, but he`s talented! And if his music is bubble gum pop, so is JB`s, because people can say that about them too!

    You can`t judge a book by its cover.. Maybe, that`s just his personality! You wouldn`t want someone to hate you for how you act..

    We call him Bieberlake, because some anon called him that once and compared him to JT..

    Still respect you if you don`t like him! <3

  • cony

    Naturally came on some people started booing

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Daydreamer… said:

    la la la lala la *skips*
    —-
    *Skips and sings randomly with you*

    ____

    this is us.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2CWwwLyyM

  • trish

    I shoved my boyfriend out of a window.
    He deserved it.
    You wanna know why?
    Because he hasn’t been sexing me for 2 days! 2 DAYS PEOPLE!!

  • kiss this

    Anonymous said:

    OMG !!! A PEACE Sign ???? He’s copying miley !! the horror, oh no wait hate comments are only aimed at Selena
    ===========================================

    Oh, this is so tired. You guys need to get your heads out of Mileyworld or out of her ass (I don’t know, take your pick). She didn’t invent the peace sign. It began way before you were born.

  • Lilly

    He has a hot face. It’s a long story but Mercedes and I always talk about how hot he is. Lilly always says he’s ugly but she continues to bring it up so we think she thinks he’s secretly hot even though she continues to deny it.
    ————
    Correction: He has a kid’s face

  • xoxokatie8

    You get leo joe AND kingsley.
    I think three is anough. You selfish pig;)

    =============
    yes am a BIG Slut i know i just can’t help it ;)

    If I could, i’d punch you right now:D

  • DemiandMileyPones

    these comments are killingg me.
    oceanup > life

    _____

    http://i31.tinypic.com/2a0j59v.jpg

  • oxoemmaoxo

    Me and nick have done having sex. It was fun.
    First we were in his truck, then his bed, then the shower. He’s soo hot when he’s moaning and screaming. He was getting sweaty too. ;) :P.

  • Daydreamer…

    TOMORROW IS MY BIRFDAY!!!!

    why you guys talkin’ bout sex….>_>
    ————-
    Birthday sex… Birthday sex oohoohoohooh
    (It’s the best day of the year girl)

    sorry, i just had too
    —-
    Haha Oh my gosh, I hate that song. :P

  • StarLight24

    KeepTheFaith said:
    That makes sense, I’d be pretty upset too. Curse OU for being so addictive. I think you should keep your twitter since you’ll probably be back on in the summer.
    —-
    I am. I’m going to sneak and keep it. This will be difficult but it’s worth an attempt lol

  • GoldenGal9311

    I’m out, I’ll be back later.

  • xoxokatie8

    Atleast your surviving this lol

    ——–

    I better get a medal of honor after this whole thing is over. :P

    -G

    i’ll make you a shirt:D
    ” I survived the porn post “

  • StarLight24

    If the moon fel… said:
    Who are you guys talking about? :)

    Taylor Lautner

  • Anonymous

    you freak

  • JonasGirl007

    grabs whipped cream and leaves*

    Hehe.


    Oh my gosh, Nick is probablt scarred right now. hahaha

    Oh, this isn’t for him, it’s for my…

    hehe.

  • JonasGirl007

    My butt fell asleep

    loverly.

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Does anyone on here watches Skins? :)

  • dont jugde

    Bitch please http://nickjonasthinks.tumblr.com/post/361417332/submitted-by-lovebugjb he just told me this ;D am getting luckly tonight

    I hate you. I really really hate you.
    0_-

    ==========
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonasfans/4159299178/sizes/o/in/photostream/ :D

  • DemiandMileyPones

    DemiandMileyPones our icons are similar :P

    _____

    All about Nick Jonas bby. ;)

  • Chococatx3

    Snape,Snape,Severous Snape

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ilovemusic said:

    Lmao, I bet he is. I think the same for all 3 Jonas boys. They may look sweet, but they’re total bad boys when the cameras aren’t rolling xD

    Agreed.
    And nick must be good at caressing and riding and girl cause he’s good on the micstand. ;)
    —-

    Oh yeah xD I saw a picture of him and his micstand. He gets real into the music, doesn’t he? ;p

    Defnitly.
    In state of emergency he says ”she does it well”, so how does he know that she does ”it” well.
    ;)

  • chunkymonkey

    I already knew that…fail.

  • musiciseverything

    LMAO. This is golden. =]

  • CupcakesBBYx

    HELLLOO

  • Kourtney

    dont jugde said:
    Kourtney your icon scared me
    ******
    whatttttt why? it just makes me laugh insanely hard
    =======
    i hate snakes :(
    *****
    aw, I sowwy. I love it, it’s like a smiling snake, haha idk I probably just have a really immature sense of humor

  • Dumaaa ?

    He has a hot face. It’s a long story but Mercedes and I always talk about how hot he is. Lilly always says he’s ugly but she continues to bring it up so we think she thinks he’s secretly hot even though she continues to deny it.

    _________

    Pshhh.. Aint nothing hot about his face! I`m on Lilly`s side on this argument! :P

  • AbbyP

    Haha everyone at my school hates beaver. Well almost everyone. Its like 99.9% of the school.

  • oxoemmaoxo

    True, true :P
    I’d do Nick up the wall, Kevin in the pool and Joe on the couch, while watching Barney! :D YAAAY! xD

    Nick in the shower. ;)

  • dont jugde

    well if can’t stop them join them

  • KeepTheFaith

    TOMORROW IS MY BIRFDAY!!!!

    why you guys talkin’ bout sex….>_>
    ————-
    Birthday sex… Birthday sex oohoohoohooh
    (It’s the best day of the year girl)

    sorry, i just had too

    LOL

  • JonasGirl007

    I watched James Bond on Valentine’s Day.

    I’m too awesome for you to understand.

  • StarLightSTARbright

    Anonymous said:

    Should I change my icon? I don’t like it.
    ____________
    i like it :)

    Why thank ya:]
    Everyone’s icon is so small :l

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    that’s because you picture those people consuming their vaginal blood.

    …perv.
    ……………
    CAN YOU FUCKING STOP?
    That’s fucking disgusting, I didn’t picture it until you said it.
    Eww.

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Joe.Champagne.Naked.Sushi. BAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
    …………
    Joe covered on Champagne was my idea!
    I can picture him NAKED inside a HUGE Champagne glass.
    We can have sex in there.
    That would be hot.

  • Gandalf

    Let’s hear this comment.

    ——-

    I told you I’m not going to take it there. ;)

    -G

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    Correction: He has a kid’s face

    That’s not saying much because you think every one has a kid’s face xD.

  • JonasGirl007

    Lmao, remember that video of Joe laying on the stage, with all this white foam.
    Sexy bitch.

    The white foam and the JB gun thing..

    ahh and his face

    AH >XD <3
    Sexy.

  • ilovemusic

    Jonas fans are the best. we are the fucking best :D

  • Doom

    oh.

  • Lilly

    I am. I’m going to sneak and keep it. This will be difficult but it’s worth an attempt lol
    ———-
    How would your parents even know if you still had one or not?

  • DemiandMileyPones

    i was about to say 20 seconds but realized that’d be so awkward..talking to your parents or taking a test or in church & you randomly burst out moaning lmfao *sigh*
    this is what happens when i get bored i say dumb shit. smh

    _____

    LMAO!

  • Gandalf

    I just figured that out. Lol. You poor thing…….

    Are you gay? Because if not,then of course you fantasize about girls,right???? hahahha.

    ——–

    No, I’m not gay, I’m not bi, and I’m not a tranny. I am 100% straight. ;)

    -G

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    It would be so weird for the boys to read this, lmao.
    I would be like, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
    Hahahh.

  • Lilly

    That’s not saying much because you think every one has a kid’s face xD.
    ——–
    No, I don’t

  • haleybrooke7

    are we really gonna have a selena vs. miley brawl on here? come on people!! =/ can we just go through ONE day without it, please?

  • DemiandMileyPones

    You girls are seriously making my day. Thank you. :D

  • xoxokatie8

    Me and nick have donehaving sex. It was fun.
    First we were in his truck, then his bed, then the shower. He’s soo hot when he’s moaning ans screaming. He was getting swaety too. ;) :P.

    Your good at multitasking girll

  • KeepTheFaith

    My butt fell asleep

    loverly.

    My feet hurt.

  • KeepTheFaith

    I am. I’m going to sneak and keep it. This will be difficult but it’s worth an attempt lol

    I’m glad you’re gonna be sneakyyy :)

  • DemiandMileyPones
  • cony

    I wouldn’t be surprized if it was a Justin Bieber teenie talking about their new found period *sighs* the apple does not fall very far from the tree.

  • Anonymous

    before the storm

  • DemiandMileyPones

    I find your username to be hilarious, because you don`t really like Demi anymore and I dunno how to feel about Miley right now, but still, your username is a contradict to you who you like now! :P

    _____

    I love talking mess about Demi. I’ll still like her music though and she is still pretty. (at times)
    Hah! And I still love Miley. :)

  • m

    Why are you saying that new Bieber video is a fail? It’s better than any Jonas Brothers video in a long time. And I’m not even a Jsutin fan at all.

  • Daydreamer…

    la la la lala la *skips*
    —-
    *Skips and sings randomly with you*

    ____

    this is us.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2CWwwLyyM

    We are freaking awesome. xD

  • BeJealous

    Jonas Brothers sex tape…

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

  • Dumaaa ?

    Snape,Snape,Severous Snape

    _______

    Snape really surprised me in the last book!

    HARRY POTTER ftw! <3

  • Daydreamer…

    ‘m out, I’ll be back later.

    Bye Goldengal!!!

  • BeJealous

    Once again the Jonas sex talk..
    …………..
    Lmao, it will never get old.

    Nope, always fresh xD
    With brand new thoughts, LMFAO.
    ………………
    Hahaha, well it’s their fault for being so sexy.

    True, true :P
    I’d do Nick up the wall, Kevin in the pool and Joe on the couch, while watching Barney! :D YAAAY! xD

    LMFAO.



    What’s there to laugh your ass off?!
    I’m telling the truth…

    HAHAHAHHA xD

  • Mercedes

    freakazoid. XD

    I hope you’re talking about the psycho xD

    of course…or was i? O.o

  • Daydreamer…

    Let’s hear this comment.

    ——-

    I told you I’m not going to take it there. ;)
    ———-
    Sure, just like you had 342432 dirty jokes the other days. :P

  • StarLight24

    Dumaaa ? said:
    Pshhh.. Aint nothing hot about his face! I`m on Lilly`s side on this argument! :P
    —-
    SMH. Why did Mercedes have to leave? lol I think he has a hot face. Not everyone is supposed to have the same taste in men because the world would be a war zone if we did. The point is she always brings him up and seems to enjoy talking about him. That’s why she has to admit it.

  • Pink Power ranger

    Am a Jonas fan And Even I know Selena Imitates Miley.

    I see Why Miley Fans And Niley Fans Can’t Stand Selena She ask For It.

    Nelena Fans No Matter How Much You Try To Copy Niley Fans Niley Was More Innocent And precious. Miley Loved Nick. I Don’t Think Selena Ever Loved Nick She Like The Fame He Gets From Him.

    I
    THink Miley Was The Better Girl.
    ______
    We dont really know what happened between Niley/Nelena. We cant speak for them. I love Niley but Im not going to say that Selena never loved Nick. We cant say that; we are not Selena.

  • MZ

    that’s because you picture those people consuming their vaginal blood.

    …perv.

    ——

    Oh my god I can’t even handle that term.
    ‘Vaginal blood’.
    ‘I feel nauseous, physically nauseous’
    Friends is good to quote in any given situation. :)

  • Chococatx3

    WTF? why is everyone talkin about doin a jonas?!…now i feel left out :(

  • Lilly

    JonasGirl007 said:

    My butt fell asleep

    loverly.
    ———-
    my foot asleep

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    _______

    Hey, now! I don`t like him that much, but he`s talented! And if his music is bubble gum pop, so is JB`s, because people can say that about them too!

    You can`t judge a book by its cover.. Maybe, that`s just his personality! You wouldn`t want someone to hate you for how you act..

    We call him Bieberlake, because some anon called him that once and compared him to JT..

    Still respect you if you don`t like him! <3
    ……………..
    Heey :)
    Well Jb’s songs are nowhere as near as pop-ish as Justin’s.
    I don’t see his talent, I just don’t see it :/
    To me he sings like a little girl, and I don’t feel related to his lyrics.
    Oh and Justin Timberlake, ALL THE WAY.
    Lol anyway, thanks for not hating :)

  • Your Mom Was Here

    I already knew that…fail.
    ________________
    if you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

  • Lilly

    Mercedes said:

    Gandalf run away from this post while you still can!!! periods & jonas fantasies are taking over!!!
    ————
    This is probably why we don’t have a lot of guys on this site

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    My butt fell asleep

    ………………
    LOL.

  • crazylady

    poor bb needs to stop working himself to exhaustion and get some rest.

    he doesn’t usually look this tired.

  • JonasGirl007

    Feb 20, 2010 @ 02:18 pm
    DemiandMileyPones said:
    t’s always the quiet,mysterious ones. Nick is gonna be a great lover. He’ll go nice and slow. Wooo,it’s gettin hot in here.

    _____

    http://twitpic.com/13553u/full

    LOL!!!!!!

    BAHAHAHA!

  • KeepTheFaith

    MUSTAGE

  • itsme

    I don’t even know. I’m so confused.
    I’m just more attracted to Joe I guess but then there’s Nick and it’s just UGH.
    I feel like a mistress.
    ———-
    I’d have sex with Joe before I would with Nick,however Nick’s mysteriousness is so sexy,damn it.

  • Anonymous

    He told me he would tried , he never did . He lied and will lie to her

  • ilovemusic

    If any of the Jonases saw what we are talking about…oh God, I don’t even know how they’d react xD

  • Daydreamer…

    I better get a medal of honor after this whole thing is over. :P

    Aw, poor Gandalf this is probably killing you. *gives hug* :P

  • Anonymous

    Would u rather have breast implants made out of nerf or play-doh?

  • Anonymous

    saw someone huge at the studio this morning…..he kept talking about his “girlfriend” haha i don’t think he knows i know : )
    14 minutes ago from web
    http://twitter.com/NatInterviews

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Bye GG.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    I’m just sitting here laughing. These comments are hilarious…I mean some of them,I haven’t even thought about,surprisingly. Lmfao.

    ______

    Yeah, I stopped laughing now.

    Wee need some weird ass comment.

    ANONS WHERE YOU ATTT?

  • KeepTheFaith

    Snape,Snape,Severous Snape

    DUMBLEDORE!!!

  • Mercedes

    not_soibt said:

    Roro xox said:

    who hates GOMEZ ? i do !
    who loves JONAS ? i do !
    nick musnt be happy , he doesnt smile .. :(

    who need a life ? u do ! :/
    :)

    lmfao!! that was hilarious

  • BeJealous

    True, true :P
    I’d do Nick up the wall, Kevin in the pool and Joe on the couch, while watching Barney! :D YAAAY! xD

    Nick in the shower. ;)

    Shower WALL :)

  • JonasGirl007

    My feet hurt.
    ==
    the back of mine are fire hot.

  • crazylady

    oops damn it I already posted this comment sry people

  • ilovemusic

    Oh yeah xD I saw a picture of him and his micstand. He gets real into the music, doesn’t he? ;p

    Defnitly.
    In state of emergency he says ”she does it well”, so how does he know that she does ”it” well.
    ;)
    —-

    He’s obviously had plenty of experience ;)

  • Gandalf

    Just keep drinking your tea, and skip every comment that says period. xD Haha made you read.

    ———-

    Gee thanks, I knew I could count on you. :/ :P

    -G

  • BeJealous

    DemiandMileyPones our icons are similar :P

    _____

    All about Nick Jonas bby. ;)

    WORD xD

  • Gandalf

    Sure, just like you had 342432 dirty jokes the other days. :P

    ———

    The thing is, I can say it once, but if I write it, it gets read 1,000 times.

    -G

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Who are you guys talking about? :)

    Taylor Lautner
    ………….
    Oh, yeah, he’s ugly :p
    He has a pig nose and weird teeth.
    BUT we can’t all share the same taste!
    I find him ugly personally.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    No it didn’t. Harry Potter is the bestest topic ever!!

    ____

    Blehh… gag me.
    Sorry, but I despise Harry Potter.

    Harry is cute though.

  • m

    cony said:
    Naturally came on some people started booing
    ——
    Where? School? Work? Club? … strip club?

  • itsme

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonasfans/4159299178/sizes/o/in/photostream/ :D
    ——
    Oh how I wish I was Nick in that picture.

  • JonasGirl007

    LOL.

    now it just hurts

    Hey Jonases :)

  • CupcakesBBYx

    HEY Lily
    talking about taylor again i seee??

  • xoxokatie8

    Why are you saying that new Bieber video is a fail? It’s better than any Jonas Brothers video in a long time. And I’m not even a Jsutin fan at all.

    YO imma let you finish, but justin bieber’s music videos will never be as good as the jonas brother’s music videos.

    PFTTT

  • Anonymous

    i cant resist a man in converse, and nick jonas…so im basically lossin it

  • Chococatx3

    *slowly raises hand*

  • StarLight24

    KeepTheFaith said:
    I’m glad you’re gonna be sneakyyy :)
    —-
    Me too =] lol

  • Lilly

    KeepTheFaith said:

    MUSTAGE
    ———-
    Stop making fun of me :(

  • dont jugde

    Kourtney your icon scared me
    ******
    whatttttt why? it just makes me laugh insanely hard
    =======
    i hate snakes :(
    *****
    aw, I sowwy. I love it, it’s like a smiling snake, haha idk I probably just have a really immature sense of humor
    =====
    hahah :)

  • oxoemmaoxo

    My feet hurt.
    ==
    the back of mine are fire hot.

    My butt hurts.

  • Chococatx3

    What you talkin’ ’bout Willis?!

  • Daydreamer…

    My butt fell asleep

    loverly.
    ———-
    my foot asleep

    I hate when that happens. :/

  • JonasGirl007

    * does bad dancing*

    Yeah.

  • StarLightSTARbright

    Hitten on me wha? You need a cat scan.

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ilovemusic said:

    If any of the Jonases saw what we are talking about…oh God, I don’t even know how they’d react xD

    They’ll be turned on ;)

  • ilovemusic

    Me and nick have donehaving sex. It was fun.
    First we were in his truck, then his bed, then the shower. He’s soo hot when he’s moaning ans screaming. He was getting swaety too. ;) :P.
    —-

    Give us more details.
    MORE.
    ;P

  • Lilly

    SMH. Why did Mercedes have to leave? lol I think he has a hot face. Not everyone is supposed to have the same taste in men because the world would be a war zone if we did. The point is she always brings him up and seems to enjoy talking about him. That’s why she has to admit it.
    ————
    I only brought him up to made fun of him not cause I secretly think he’s sexy

  • Gandalf

    Damn, I must be beast. :P lol

    ———

    Listen, I told you a million times, just because you like to fornicate animals doesn’t make you a beast. It’s called bestiality.

    -G

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Jonas Brothers sex tape…

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    ____

    Ew. Them doing each other? >.<

  • Dumaaa ?

    SMH. Why did Mercedes have to leave? lol I think he has a hot face. Not everyone is supposed to have the same taste in men because the world would be a war zone if we did. The point is she always brings him up and seems to enjoy talking about him. That’s why she has to admit it.

    ________

    Hahaha! Lilly is a creep that way.. I love him though! I wish him and Selena would go back out! They were cute.. :)

  • Your Mom Was Here

    see ya GG

  • Mercedes

    that’s because you picture those people consuming their vaginal blood.

    …perv.
    ……………
    CAN YOU FUCKING STOP?
    That’s fucking disgusting, I didn’t picture it until you said it.
    Eww.

    haha i’m crying from laughing so hard. oh my god..

    OU is hysterical.

  • BeJealous

    freakazoid. XD

    I hope you’re talking about the psycho xD

    of course…or was i? O.o

    :O I FEEL INSULTED!

  • JonasGirl007

    My butt hurts.

    so does mine…

    Joe knows why ;)

  • JonasGirl007

    He’s obviously had plenty of experience ;)

    he had to compare it to sumthing ;)

  • Your Mom Was Here

    gosh I’m bored

  • Gandalf

    i’ll make you a shirt:D
    ” I survived the porn post ”

    ——-

    Make sure it has the date on the back. ;)

    -G

  • Mercedes

    i’m hungry.

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    No, I don’t

    You think Bieberlake has a kid’s face. Well, that is actually true but not the point lol

  • xoxokatie8
  • musiciseverything

    Lalala….

  • oxoemmaoxo

    *this post is now dead*

  • Chococatx3

    Snape,Snape,Severous Snape

    _______

    Snape really surprised me in the last book!

    HARRY POTTER ftw! <3
    —–
    I know!! Proud Harry Potter fan :)

  • Rita Cristina

    looking good nick looking freaking good like you new haircut and that shirt uhh and the truck is kind of sexy but just 1 thing that´s now freaking me out why he still wears he´s purity ring in his neckless ? the tour is now over and his not playing to much guitarr so pliiss wear it on you finger agin out of your finger just gave me bad ideas lol

  • xoxokatie8
  • MZ

    trish said:
    I shoved my boyfriend out of a window.
    He deserved it.
    You wanna know why?
    Because he hasn’t been sexing me for 2 days! 2 DAYS PEOPLE!!

    ——-

    I don’t know what’s shocking me more.
    The fact that you’ve commented such fuckery when you clearly didn’t push your ‘boyfriend’ out of a window and you’ve probably never been ‘sexed’ in your life or that you would post it anonymously and attach a name to it.

  • Lilly

    Daydreamer… said:

    Let’s hear this comment.

    ——-

    I told you I’m not going to take it there. ;)
    ———-
    Sure, just like you had 342432 dirty jokes the other days. :P
    ——
    He’s just bluffing, he doesn’t really know any

  • KeepTheFaith

    It doesn’t matter who thinks Taylor Lauter is not or not. The point is, Lilly is a bad liar. If she didn’t like him she wouldn’t bring him up so many times. Of course she’s not gonna want to admit to liking him now after she made this huuuuge deal about it. :)

  • oxoemmaoxo

    Feb 20, 2010 @ 02:18 pm
    DemiandMileyPones said:
    t’s always the quiet,mysterious ones. Nick is gonna be a great lover. He’ll go nice and slow. Wooo,it’s gettin hot in here.

    _____

    http://twitpic.com/13553u/full

    ^^ WOW. That’s sooo hot.

  • JonasGirl007

    They’ll be turned on ;)

    Joe very much sooo

    ;)

    Cuz he just texted me ;)

  • xoxokatie8

    Jonas Brothers sex tape…

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    Oh sweet Jesus

  • Lilly

    CupcakesBBYx said:

    HEY Lily
    talking about taylor again i seee??
    ————-
    I didn’t bring it up

  • DemiandMileyPones

    I like to tell people to gtfo, it’s fun.


    MusicisEverything;

    GTFO. BAHAHAAH!

    Fuck, I just keep getting better and better.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Good thing I have a nasty mind, or i’d be pissed.

  • musiciseverything

    Be back later people. Peace. =]

  • Daydreamer…

    Sure, just like you had 342432 dirty jokes the other days. :P

    ———

    The thing is, I can say it once, but if I write it, it gets read 1,000 times.

    Just to see if you’re full of it or not, you should dm me it on Twitter. :P I’d like to hear one of your infamous dirty jokes.

  • Chococatx3

    Snape,Snape,Severous Snape

    DUMBLEDORE!!!
    —–
    Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley…

  • cony

    School.

  • KeepTheFaith

    hahahahahahhaha @ everyone saying they are about to throw up. i can’t breathe this mess is too funny right now. XD

    What’s funny? I’m lost. The only thing making me laugh right now is mustage.

  • Chococatx3

    i luvv how this post switched from dirty jonas thoughts to talking about their feet/butt hurting XD

  • MileyIsBestest

    Yo!

  • Ashley Jonas=]

    he looks tried as fuck and still seems to put himself together=]…love the haircut=]

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    True, true :P
    I’d do Nick up the wall, Kevin in the pool and Joe on the couch, while watching Barney! :D YAAAY! xD

    ……………….
    Well I’d do Joe under the rain, somwhere, anywhere but under the rain, I’d just take off his his wet shirt, and just lick the water of his face, and his back.
    That’s the main place.
    Then I just have to think it again.
    I wouldn’t have sex with Kevin, I mean I love him so much, he’s just not my type.
    And I’d do it with Nick, at night, late night in his car.

  • Daydreamer…

    Me and nick have donehaving sex. It was fun.
    First we were in his truck, then his bed, then the shower. He’s soo hot when he’s moaning ans screaming. He was getting swaety too. ;) :P.

    Daaayum girl. Get it! :P

  • Meow

    That truck….needs to fucking GO!

  • oxoemmaoxo

    BeJealous said:

    True, true :P
    I’d do Nick up the wall, Kevin in the pool and Joe on the couch, while watching Barney! :D YAAAY! xD

    Nick in the shower. ;)

    Shower WALL :)

    Defnitly.
    nick jonas in the shower naked all wet :P.
    *faints*

  • DemiandMileyPones

    I shoved my boyfriend out of a window.
    He deserved it.
    You wanna know why?
    Because he hasn’t been sexing me for 2 days! 2 DAYS PEOPLE!!

    _____

    That’s whats up.

  • oxoemmaoxo

    My butt hurts.

    so does mine…

    Joe knows why ;)

    Nick knows why im breathing heavly, have love bites and why im sore.

  • JonasGirl007

    I know!! Proud Harry Potter fan :)

    Same! <3

  • Mercedes

    Lilly said:

    KeepTheFaith said:

    MUSTAGE
    ———-
    Stop making fun of me :(

    where did yall come from? haha this site is too funny right now i can’t even…

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    onasGirl007 said:

    I can totally see if joe does something wrong and saying

    “How are you gonna punish me ;)?”

    _____–

    OMG Bahahahahah
    i visualized >:D

  • KeepTheFaith

    My feet hurt.
    ==
    the back of mine are fire hot.

    My butt hurts.

    Now my stomach hurts.

  • Lilly

    You think Bieberlake has a kid’s face. Well, that is actually true but not the point lol
    ————
    Bieberlake is actually a kid though

  • m

    xoxokatie8 said:
    Why are you saying that new Bieber video is a fail? It’s better than any Jonas Brothers video in a long time. And I’m not even a Jsutin fan at all.

    YO imma let you finish, but justin bieber’s music videos will never be as good as the jonas brother’s music videos.

    PFTTT
    —-
    I’m a joans brothers fan. Their videos suck they always do the black and white video behind the scenes thing.

  • ilovemusic

    If any of the Jonases saw what we are talking about…oh God, I don’t even know how they’d react xD

    They’ll be turned on ;)

    That’s for sure ;D

  • itsme

    No, I’m not gay, I’m not bi, and I’m not a tranny. I am 100% straight. ;)

    -G
    ———-
    Well then,nice to meet you! haha.

    Not very many guys on this site, but I think you know why ;)

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    How would your parents even know if you still had one or not?

    They won’t unless I spend excessive amounts of time on the computer which is why I can’t let myself stay addicted and I can’t check it very often. The addiction is the difficult thing lol Where’s the OU/twitter rehab center?

  • BeJealous

    Jonas Brothers sex tape…

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    ____

    Ew. Them doing each other? >.<

    NO! xD Ewww.
    Them doing ‘someone’.. *wink, wink* xD

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Snape,Snape,Severous Snape

    DUMBLEDORE!!!
    …………
    Lmao, random.

  • xoxokatie8
  • oxoemmaoxo

    KeepTheFaith said:

    My feet hurt.
    ==
    the back of mine are fire hot.

    My butt hurts.

    Now my stomach hurts.

    LOL

  • KeepTheFaith

    You think Bieberlake has a kid’s face. Well, that is actually true but not the point lol

    bad example. Bieberlake looks like he’s 12 lol

  • Daydreamer…

    Damn, I must be beast. :P lol

    ———

    Listen, I told you a million times, just because you like to fornicate animals doesn’t make you a beast. It’s called bestiality.
    ————–
    You’re so sick. :P It NEVER fails, your first comment is always teasing me. haha

  • JonasGirl007

    Well I’d do Joe under the rain, somwhere, anywhere but under the rain, I’d just take off his his wet shirt, and just lick the water of his face, and his back.

    that’s hot

    Joe and i

    crap.

  • JonasGirl007

    *raises hand puts it down and slowly half raises it*

  • JonasGirl007

    Nick knows why im breathing heavly, have love bites and sore.

    Joe knows why there are bruises on my hips, and why i’m heaving :P

  • Lilly

    KeepTheFaith said:

    It doesn’t matter who thinks Taylor Lauter is not or not. The point is, Lilly is a bad liar. If she didn’t like him she wouldn’t bring him up so many times. Of course she’s not gonna want to admit to liking him now after she made this huuuuge deal about it. :)
    ————–
    I. DO. NOT. FIND. HIM. SEXY

  • itsme

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Feb 20, 2010 @ 02:18 pm
    DemiandMileyPones said:
    t’s always the quiet,mysterious ones. Nick is gonna be a great lover. He’ll go nice and slow. Wooo,it’s gettin hot in here.

    _____

    http://twitpic.com/13553u/full

    LOL!!!!!!

    BAHAHAHA!
    ———-
    I can believe the bruises thing. But Nick will romantic,slow,passionate,and steamy. He’ll take his time,that’s for sure.

  • MZ

    Apparently I’m the only person that doesn’t find OceanUp funny.

    :|

  • Mercedes

    Dude xD That’s nothing.
    Imagine him screaming your name over and over again, just moaning and sweating all over xD

    *imagining.*
    DIES.

    lmao
    i can hear him screeching

    I want someone to love me..

    roftlmao. hot mess.

    _____

    OMG you just made me spit out my food

    lmao you can’t be eating food on a post like this!! you’ll choke.

  • Mercedes

    well it was good while it lasted.

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    that’s what she said. ;)

  • Dumaaa ?

    I love talking mess about Demi. I’ll still like her music though and she is still pretty. (at times)
    Hah! And I still love Miley. :)
    _________

    Same here! I love Miles too.. Selena is my favorite though! :)

  • dont jugde

    =============
    yes am a BIG Slut i know i just can’t help it ;)

    If I could, i’d punch you right now:D

    =========
    Love you to ;D

  • Daydreamer…

    Just keep drinking your tea, and skip every comment that says period. xD Haha made you read.

    ———-

    Gee thanks, I knew I could count on you. :/ :P
    —-
    Aw, you’re welcome. :D And I guess I’ll just have to hold your hair back when you throw up. xD But if you throw up on me, I will cut a bitch. :P

  • island.B

    lol im on creep mode
    & now i know who all the freaky people are on oU.
    haha i feel kinda dirty reading all these comments :P

  • KeepTheFaith

    Sure, just like you had 342432 dirty jokes the other days. :P
    ——
    He’s just bluffing, he doesn’t really know any

    Exactly.

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    Snape,Snape,Severous Snape

    DUMBLEDORE!!!
    —–
    Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley…

    ——-

    HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER! oooh. Happy potter, Harrypotter. Yeah!

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ilovemusic said:

    Oh yeah xD I saw a picture of him and his micstand. He gets real into the music, doesn’t he? ;p

    Defnitly.
    In state of emergency he says ”she does it well”, so how does he know that she does ”it” well.
    ;)
    —-

    He’s obviously had plenty of experience ;)

    Defnetly.
    With me. ;)

  • oxoemmaoxo

    JonasGirl007 said:

    They’ll be turned on ;)

    Joe very much sooo

    ;)

    Cuz he just texted me ;)

    Nick texted me saying he wants me in his bed tonight. ;)

  • ilovemusic

    Jonas Brothers sex tape…

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    I would. Every night.
    That’d be hot.

  • Chococatx3

    Guess this means it’s time for a new post? :D

  • Lilly

    They won’t unless I spend excessive amounts of time on the computer which is why I can’t let myself stay addicted and I can’t check it very often. The addiction is the difficult thing lol Where’s the OU/twitter rehab center?
    ———–
    Tell me if you find one

  • ilovemusic

    True, true :P
    I’d do Nick up the wall, Kevin in the pool and Joe on the couch, while watching Barney! :D YAAAY! xD

    Nick in the shower. ;)

    Shower WALL :)

    Defnitly.
    nick jonas in the shower naked all wet :P.
    *faints*

    Oh god…dirty thoughts x)

  • Kourtney

    kay you guys are freaking me out, later.

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    My feet hurt.
    ==
    the back of mine are fire hot.

    My butt hurts.

    Now my stomach hurts.
    …………….
    Lmao, My hair hurts now.
    XD

  • musiciseverything

    Pervert.

  • xoxokatie8

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    ____

    Ew. Them doing each other? >.<

    You’d enjoy it

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    oxoemmaoxo said:

    KeepTheFaith said:

    My feet hurt.
    ==
    the back of mine are fire hot.

    My butt hurts.

    —-
    mine too.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    I didn’t bring it up
    _____________

    But were happy somone did right?

    Jks Jks

    Howareu ?

  • Dumaaa ?

    I`m gonna make this post mine before I leave it!

  • musiciseverything

    Failure. So much failure. You know you love me on here.

  • Mercedes

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    Good thing I have a nasty mind, or i’d be pissed.

    Ditto. haha

  • KeepTheFaith

    Gandalf run away from this post while you still can!!! periods & jonas fantasies are taking over!!!

    Lol I think he’s enjoying these comments. Why else would he still be here?

  • TeamAnons

    Are you guys talking about how SEXY Joe J is? ;)

  • Dumaaa ?

    Heey :)
    Well Jb’s songs are nowhere as near as pop-ish as Justin’s.
    I don’t see his talent, I just don’t see it :/
    To me he sings like a little girl, and I don’t feel related to his lyrics.
    Oh and Justin Timberlake, ALL THE WAY.
    Lol anyway, thanks for not hating :)

    _______

    Justin is an R&B/Pop artist, so his music has to be that way.. As for JB, their sound is Pop/Rock, so yeah.. :)

    I didn`t really see his talent before either, because I hated his fans, but I gave his music a chance and he really is talented.. His voice is still developing.. :P

    JT is the shiit! He needs a new album asap!

    And why would I hate you for your opinion? We can have a discussion like civil people! OceanUP needs more people like us.. :)

  • lulu

    is it normal to have red pee?

    i’m scared :(

  • KeepTheFaith

    MUSTAGE
    ———-
    Stop making fun of me :(

    You are here :D
    I thought writing that was pointless, but I guess not. I’m not making fun of you, I just really can’t stop laughing at that, it was really funny to me for some reason. I’m sorry. :(

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    ………….
    Same here, with Joe obviously.
    I think he has became addicted.

    Jonas boys are players ;)
    ……………..
    I know!
    They are never staisfied.
    When are we having a FOURSOME?
    We need to think of some random place.

  • love_love_love

    this post is legit. im laughing so hard right now!

  • StarLight24

    Dumaaa ? said:
    Hahaha! Lilly is a creep that way.. I love him though! I wish him and Selena would go back out! They were cute.. :)

    They were =]. I don’t even think they were dating though. I think every one is cute together so that isn’t saying much lol

  • m

    cony said:
    School.
    ——
    What grade are you in? What radio station where you listening to?

  • xoxokatie8

    you know you like it;)

    —————

    *Grabs bucket*

    -G

    this is what happens when your the only guy filled with a bunch of girls talking about the jonases sex life

  • dont jugde

    Jonas Brothers sex tape…

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    =============
    i wouldn’t watch it i’ll be IN it ;D

  • Chococatx3

    I know!! Proud Harry Potter fan :)

    Same! <3
    -----
    Woooo! Am I the only person who's a Harry/Hermione supporter?? I mean i like ron and all but there was ALOT of harry potter moments when it was just harry and hermione, epecially Half Blood Prince :D

  • StarLightSTARbright

    “Miley IS NOT a slut, she’s just trying to bring hot pants back from the 70’s.”

  • JonasGirl007

    Nick texted me saying he wants me in his bed tonight. ;)

    Joe said he’s coming tonight>XD

  • Gandalf

    Gandalf run away from this post while you still can!!! periods & jonas fantasies are taking over!!!

    ——-

    Thanks for the warning. But I would like that medal.

    -G

  • KeepTheFaith

    i luvv how this post switched from dirty jonas thoughts to talking about their feet/butt hurting XD

    You don’t find talk about body parts in pain sexy?

  • Doom

    Somebody to love.

  • xoxokatie8

    I’m a joans brothers fan. Their videos suck they always do the black and white video behind the scenes thing.

    idt it’s their fault.
    blameee disney !

  • If the moon fell down tonight


    The white foam and the JB gun thing..

    ahh and his face

    AH >XD <3
    Sexy.
    ...........
    Pure sex.

  • Anonymous

    Would u rather have breast implants made of nerf or play-doh?

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    I only brought him up to made fun of him not cause I secretly think he’s sexy

    Lilly Lilly Lilly, it’s ok. There’s nothing wrong with thinking he is.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    You guys love to talk about sex and vaginas

  • MZ

    I’d have sex with Joe before I would with Nick,however Nick’s mysteriousness is so sexy,damn it.

    —–

    Oh god same! I would roofie Joe in an instant.

  • StarLight24

    Hello =]

  • JonasGirl007

    Woooo! Am I the only person who’s a Harry/Hermione supporter?? I mean i like ron and all but there was ALOT of harry potter moments when it was just harry and hermione, epecially Half Blood Prince :D

    yup..

    Idk… they are all good.

  • Anonymous

    http://twitpic.com/13553u/full

    ^^ WOW. That’s sooo hot.
    ——–
    LOL. Some girls.

  • dont jugde
  • JonasGirl007

    Make sure it has the date on the back. ;)

    -G

    yeah cuz there are too many hahaha

  • Gandalf

    Just to see if you’re full of it or not, you should dm me it on Twitter. :P I’d like to hear one of your infamous dirty jokes.

    ——–

    The genius that is my jokes, can not be told in 140 characters or less. ;)

    -G

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Yo!
    _________

    YoYoYo

  • DemiandMileyPones
  • Anonymous

    Would u rather sweat cheeze or barf marbles

  • BeJealous

    Jonas Brothers sex tape…

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    =============
    i wouldn’t watch it i’ll be IN it ;D

    Smart ;)

  • JonasGirl007

    i luvv how this post switched from dirty jonas thoughts to talking about their feet/butt hurting XD

    I think i just became the HBIC.

    Awesome.

  • StarLight24

    MileyIsBestest said:
    Yo!
    —-
    Hello =]

  • ilovemusic

    Why are you saying that new Bieber video is a fail? It’s better than any Jonas Brothers video in a long time. And I’m not even a Jsutin fan at all.
    —-

    I wasn’t even talking about a Jonas Brothers video. I’m talking about a Bieber video. And the video was stupid. It’s not better than Nick’s Who I Am video though.

  • Lilly

    Mercedes said:

    Lilly said:

    KeepTheFaith said:

    MUSTAGE
    ———-
    Stop making fun of me :(

    where did yall come from? haha this site is too funny right now i can’t even…
    ———
    I’m confused, clearly we missed something, KeepTheFaith

  • xoxokatie8

    i’ll make you a shirt:D
    ” I survived the porn post ”

    ——-

    Make sure it has the date on the back. ;)


    will do:) i’ll make it later haha

  • oxoemmaoxo

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Nick knows why im breathing heavly, have love bites and sore.

    Joe knows why there are bruises on my hips, and why i’m heaving :P

    Nick know why im still naked ;)
    And he is here write now touching me up and giving me love bites.

  • KeepTheFaith

    Snape,Snape,Severous Snape

    DUMBLEDORE!!!
    —–
    Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley…

    Herrrrrrmione!

  • JonasGirl007

    I can believe the bruises thing. But Nick will romantic,slow,passionate,and steamy. He’ll take his time,that’s for sure.

    I want to know what Joe would do…

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ilovemusic said:

    If any of the Jonases saw what we are talking about…oh God, I don’t even know how they’d react xD

    They’ll be turned on ;)

    That’s for sure ;D

    YEP. ;)

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ilovemusic said:

    Me and nick have donehaving sex. It was fun.
    First we were in his truck, then his bed, then the shower. He’s soo hot when he’s moaning ans screaming. He was getting swaety too. ;) :P.
    —-

    Give us more details.
    MORE.
    ;P

    He’s a wild one in bed. ;)
    He’s so rough.
    He’s really good.
    He has a sexy body.;)

    That’s all im saying.

  • Daydreamer…

    Are you guys talking about how SEXY Joe J is? ;)

    You legit missed everything. lol

  • Gandalf

    You’re so sick. :P It NEVER fails, your first comment is always teasing me. haha

    ———

    Nah, it’s either you or KeepTheFaith, variety is the spice of life. ;)

    -G

  • itsme

    MZ said:

    Apparently I’m the only person that doesn’t find OceanUp funny.

    :|
    ——-
    Shut up village slut ;)

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Jonas Brothers sex tape…

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    ____

    Ew. Them doing each other? >.<
    __________
    LMAO a threesome. Those dirty boyss

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    LMFAO, does anyone remember the LOGAN NOH or whatever his name was spamming?
    LMFAO.
    everyone would bash the guy,hahahaha.

  • Chococatx3

    Snape,Snape,Severous Snape

    DUMBLEDORE!!!
    —–
    Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley…

    ——-

    HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER!
    ——-
    SNAPE!HARRY!SNAPE!HARRY!SNAPE!HARRY!

  • BeJealous

    If any of the Jonases saw what we are talking about…oh God, I don’t even know how they’d react xD

    No kidding xD

  • Gandalf

    Lol I think he’s enjoying these comments. Why else would he still be here?

    ——–

    I think your’e enjoying the thought of me enjoying the comments. That’s right I said it. ;)

    -G

  • Mercedes

    STARLIGHT!!!
    *hugs*

  • Lilly

    But were happy somone did right?

    Jks Jks

    Howareu ?
    ————
    I’m gonna ignore that first part. I’m good, how are you?

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Daydreamer… said:

    la la la lala la *skips*
    —-
    *Skips and sings randomly with you*

    ____

    this is us.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2CWwwLyyM

    We are freaking awesome. xD

    _______

    ikr?
    we must lose are annoying friends though
    *imitates their laugh*

  • Chococatx3

    i’d like to do the person in my icon <3 (lol i hope my icon didn’t mysteriously change)

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    Bieberlake is actually a kid though
    —-
    Not really. He’s almost 16

  • musiciseverything

    Only Oceanup.

  • itsme

    I always said that if one of them had a leaked sex tape, I’d watch it. I mean, I’m not gonna get the real thing,so might as well watch the tape,right?

  • Lilly

    KeepTheFaith said:

    Sure, just like you had 342432 dirty jokes the other days. :P
    ——
    He’s just bluffing, he doesn’t really know any

    Exactly.
    ———-
    I’ll be more shock to hear him tell one than to hear the actual joke

  • Lilly

    Lilly Lilly Lilly, it’s ok. There’s nothing wrong with thinking he is.
    ———-
    Except I don’t

  • xoxokatie8

    I can believe the bruises thing. But Nick will romantic,slow,passionate,and steamy. He’ll take his time,that’s for sure.

    http://i30.tinypic.com/2h2r4m1.jpg
    like this? ;)

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Shower WALL :)

    _____

    A hot steamy shower. Yes please.
    He is all washing your body and rubbing on you.. okay lemme stop. :)

  • Daydreamer…

    I’m a joans brothers fan. Their videos suck they always do the black and white video behind the scenes thing.

    idt it’s their fault.
    blameee disney !

    Disney’s gay. Why don’t they make a real video for the JB. I wanted them to do “Hey Baby”. Now that would have been hot.

  • Daydreamer…

    hahahahahahhaha @ everyone saying they are about to throw up. i can’t breathe this mess is too funny right now. XD

    What’s funny? I’m lost. The only thing making me laugh right now is mustage.
    —-
    People are talking about periods and naming places they would have sex with the Jonas Brothers. ONLY oceanup.

  • Daydreamer…

    I can totally see if joe does something wrong and saying

    “How are you gonna punish me ;)?”

    _____–

    OMG Bahahahahah
    i visualized >:

    Oh my god, I just did too. LMAO

  • Lilly

    Hello Starlight!
    How are you?

  • Dumaaa ?

    I know!! Proud Harry Potter fan :)

    ________

    Same here! I`m so excited for May when the theme park opens in Orlando, Florida and also November when part one of the seventh movie comes out! :D

  • DemiandMileyPones

    I can believe the bruises thing. But Nick will romantic,slow,passionate,and steamy. He’ll take his time,that’s for sure.

    ____

    Stop, please. Sigh, makes me want him more. ;)

  • xoxokatie8
  • Mercedes

    Gandalf run away from this post while you still can!!! periods & jonas fantasies are taking over!!!
    ————
    This is probably why we don’t have a lot of guys on this site

    your right. we scare them away. smh.

    icon change time!!

  • JonasGirl007

    Nick know why im still naked ;)
    And he is here write now touching me up and giving me love bites.

    Joe knows why I insist on taking a group shower with him..

    he is into it ;P

  • oxoemmaoxo

    I can believe the bruises thing. But Nick will romantic,slow,passionate,and steamy. He’ll take his time,that’s for sure.

    NO. Nick seems like the kind of guy that is wild in bed.
    He can make your bedrock.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Would u rather sweat cheeze or barf marbles

    ______

    LMAO! I CANT BREATHE!

  • StarLight24

    Mercedes said:
    STARLIGHT!!!
    *hugs*
    —-
    MERCEDES!!! *hugs too* We have to get Lilly to admit it ;].

  • KeepTheFaith

    I. DO. NOT. FIND. HIM. SEXY

    ily

  • Anonymous

    Would u rather sweat cheeze or barf marbles

  • Daydreamer…

    Just to see if you’re full of it or not, you should dm me it on Twitter. :P I’d like to hear one of your infamous dirty jokes.

    ——–

    The genius that is my jokes, can not be told in 140 characters or less. ;)
    —-
    Sure, sure. I’m starting to side with Keepthefaith and Lilly on this one. :P

  • xoxokatie8
  • oxoemmaoxo

    ilovemusic said:

    True, true :P
    I’d do Nick up the wall, Kevin in the pool and Joe on the couch, while watching Barney! :D YAAAY! xD

    Nick in the shower. ;)

    Shower WALL :)

    Defnitly.
    nick jonas in the shower naked all wet :P.
    *faints*

    Oh god…dirty thoughts x)

    nice dirty thoughts. ;)

  • BeJealous

    YO, you know you’re loving this Jonas perverted talk ;)

    And I bet JB are enjoying it, LMFAO xD
    They’re expressing their feelings by humping pillows xD

  • oxoemmaoxo

    SlippinIntoTheL… said:

    oxoemmaoxo said:

    KeepTheFaith said:

    My feet hurt.
    ==
    the back of mine are fire hot.

    My butt hurts.

    —-
    mine too.

    Yes im not the only one.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Woooo! Am I the only person who’s a Harry/Hermione supporter?? I mean i like ron and all but there was ALOT of harry potter moments when it was just harry and hermione, epecially Half Blood Prince :D

    —-
    *butting in. but you aren’t the only one. They would of been cute together and made cute Harry babies

  • Mercedes

    What’s funny? I’m lost. The only thing making me laugh right now is mustage.

    lol on the last page two anons were talking crazy & people started to get mad & saying they were about to throw up. i thought it was funny. *shrugs*

  • Your Mom Was Here

    bye Kourtneyy

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Wild wild horses, couldn’t drag me away >3

  • Anonymous

    LM.AO This is why Nick shouldnt date a fan.

  • JonasGirl007
  • Gandalf

    Aw, poor Gandalf this is probably killing you. *gives hug* :P

    ——-

    :( lol

    -G

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    Tell me if you find one
    —-
    I will =]

  • MZ

    Shut up village slut ;)

    ——

    Village slut now? I feel like I’m in a Victorian novel.

    No, scratch that, I feel like Jane Eyre.

  • Mercedes

    Are you guys talking about how SEXY Joe J is? ;)

    ha if you only knew what you missed…

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    Snape,Snape,Severous Snape

    DUMBLEDORE!!!
    —–
    Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley…

    ——-

    HARRY POTTER! HARRY POTTER!
    ——-
    SNAPE!HARRY!SNAPE!HARRY!SNAPE!HARRY!

    ——–

    DUMBLEDOREEEE!

  • xoxokatie8

    99% of the time i rather be on this site then with my actual friends who live five minutes away from me

  • Gandalf

    @ Lilly and KeepTheFaith.

    From this point on I will no longer censor myself. I hope your’e happy. ;)

    And high starlight.

    -G

  • StarLight24

    KeepTheFaith said:
    bad example. Bieberlake looks like he’s 12 lol
    —-
    I know lol

  • JonasGirl007

    http://i30.tinypic.com/2h2r4m1.jpg
    like this? ;)

    that’s joe..

    but its kinda hot >XD

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Pervert.

    _____

    You like it. ;)

  • Anonymous

    this is to to to to good if my mom reads this she will flip out lol

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Are you guys talking about how SEXY Joe J is? ;)

    You legit missed everything. lol
    …………
    Hahaha, seriously.
    This was the best post.

  • KeepTheFaith

    Am I the only one who absolutely loves Luna from Harry Potter?

  • ilovemusic

    He’s obviously had plenty of experience ;)

    Defnetly.
    With me. ;)

    Puh-lease.

  • itsme

    Oh god same! I would roofie Joe in an instant.
    —–
    What the fuck does roofie mean? Lmao.

  • TeamAnons

    Daydreamer… said:

    Are you guys talking about how SEXY Joe J is? ;)

    You legit missed everything. lol

    —————–

    LMAO

  • JonasGirl007

    DUMBLEDOREEEE!
    ——-
    BONDDDDDDD!!!!

  • StarLightSTARbright

    m said:

    cony said:
    School.
    ——
    What grade are you in? What radio station where you listening to?

    Are you an investigator?
    Are you the girl with many questions?

  • Daydreamer…

    a la la lala la *skips*
    —-
    *Skips and sings randomly with you*

    ____

    this is us.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv2CWwwLyyM

    We are freaking awesome. xD

    _______

    ikr?
    we must lose are annoying friends though
    *imitates their laugh*
    ——-
    ahahahahahahaha *cringes*
    That’s why we were skipping away off to lala land.

  • JonasGirl007

    He’s a wild one in bed. ;)
    He’s so rough.
    He’s really good.
    He has a sexy body.;)

    That’s all im saying.

    Oh.. so you were the people next door?
    I thought they were like.. idk…

    Oh crap.. Joe.. too hot…
    nice body… Joe..
    <3

  • MileyIsBestest

    Yo!
    —-
    Hello =]


    Hello how are you?

  • BeJealous

    True, true :P
    I’d do Nick up the wall, Kevin in the pool and Joe on the couch, while watching Barney! :D YAAAY! xD

    Nick in the shower. ;)

    Shower WALL :)

    Defnitly.
    nick jonas in the shower naked all wet :P.
    *faints*

    Oh god…dirty thoughts x)



    Hahahahhaa xD How about him being all sexy, coming out of the water, just flexing his muscles and running his fingers through his hair ;P

    Don’t die xD

  • Lilly

    KeepTheFaith said:

    Gandalf run away from this post while you still can!!! periods & jonas fantasies are taking over!!!

    Lol I think he’s enjoying these comments. Why else would he still be here?
    ——–
    Haha, you’re probably right

  • Daydreamer…

    LMFAO, does anyone remember the LOGAN NOH or whatever his name was spamming?
    LMFAO.
    everyone would bash the guy,hahahaha.

    Oh my gosh, he annoyed me so much.
    “Logan Noh is hot.”
    “Logan Noh is awesome.”

  • Dumaaa ?

    They were =]. I don’t even think they were dating though. I think every one is cute together so that isn’t saying much lol

    ________

    Well, whatever they were with each other, they need to go back to that! HAHA!

    And I wish I was like that.. I don`t think alotta people look cute together.. Lmfao.. I`m mean! :P

  • Daydreamer…

    You’re so sick. :P It NEVER fails, your first comment is always teasing me. haha

    ———

    Nah, it’s either you or KeepTheFaith, variety is the spice of life. ;)
    —-
    Gandalf, you are something else. One day me and Keepthefaith will have to get you back. :P

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    ……………….
    Well I’d do Joe under the rain, somwhere, anywhere but under the rain, I’d just take off his his wet shirt, and just lick the water of his face, and his back.
    That’s the main place.
    Then I just have to think it again.
    I wouldn’t have sex with Kevin, I mean I love him so much, he’s just not my type.
    And I’d do it with Nick, at night, late night in his car.

    I never knew I was such a perv, until I saw the Jonas brothers.

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    Except I don’t

    Ok. I’m done teasing you lol Let’s talk about something relevant.

  • xoxokatie8

    If I could, i’d punch you right now:D

    =========
    Love you to ;D

    http://i38.tinypic.com/2ahffae.jpg

  • Gandalf

    Aw, you’re welcome. :D And I guess I’ll just have to hold your hair back when you throw up. xD But if you throw up on me, I will cut a bitch. :P

    ———

    My hair isn’t long enough for you to hold, but I cant still throw up on you nonetheless. ;)

    -G

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Jonas Brothers sex tape…

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P
    ………………
    I would be in it! :)

  • Chococatx3

    i luvv how this post switched from dirty jonas thoughts to talking about their feet/butt hurting XD

    You don’t find talk about body parts in pain sexy?
    —-
    errr….not exactly lol

  • MileyIsBestest

    Am I the only one who absolutely loves Luna from Harry Potter?


    She’s me favourite!!!!

  • xoxokatie8
  • DemiandMileyPones

    You’d enjoy it

    ____

    No not really… :l

  • oxoemmaoxo

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Nick know why im still naked ;)
    And he is here write now touching me up and giving me love bites.

    Joe knows why I insist on taking a group shower with him..

    he is into it ;P

    Nick’s into sex around the pole dancing pole. ;)

  • dont jugde

    I can believe the bruises thing. But Nick will romantic,slow,passionate,and steamy. He’ll take his time,that’s for sure.

    http://i30.tinypic.com/2h2r4m1.jpg
    like this? ;)
    =========
    ye just like that ;)

  • JonasGirl007

    Joe and i in a hot tub…

    skinny dipping

    ahh <3

    all… yeah <3

  • oxoemmaoxo

    Jonas Brothers sex tape…

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    I would. Every night.
    That’d be hot.

    I would watch it all the time.
    SEXY.

  • Dumaaa ?

    What`s going on in this post?! :)

  • KeepTheFaith

    Woooo! Am I the only person who’s a Harry/Hermione supporter?? I mean i like ron and all but there was ALOT of harry potter moments when it was just harry and hermione, epecially Half Blood Prince :D

    Harry and Hermione would’ve been cute. :)

  • itsme

    A hot steamy shower. Yes please.
    He is all washing your body and rubbing on you.. okay lemme stop. :)
    ———-
    STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

    It’s not like I have anyone to take out my..Jonas frustrations on!

  • Mercedes

    STARLIGHT!!!
    *hugs*
    —-
    MERCEDES!!! *hugs too* We have to get Lilly to admit it ;].

    haha i know!! no one else would help me gang up on her.. :/

  • Dumaaa ?

    Am I the only one who absolutely loves Luna from Harry Potter?

    _______

    No, I love her too! She was awesome in the seventh book! I love people who are loyal to the ‘boy who lived’! Bahahaha! :P

  • itsme

    JonasGirl007 said:

    I can believe the bruises thing. But Nick will romantic,slow,passionate,and steamy. He’ll take his time,that’s for sure.

    I want to know what Joe would do…
    ———
    Joe would be the same,I believe. The only difference is, he’ll be more aggressive. ;)

  • Mercedes

    DAMP i think me & you are the only ones laughing our ass off!! haha :/

  • Gandalf

    Well then,nice to meet you! haha.

    Not very many guys on this site, but I think you know why ;)

    —–

    I didn’t for a while, but now I’m starting to understand it. ;)

    -G

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    Hello Starlight!
    How are you?
    —-
    I’m good =]. Just a littl bored and kind of upset with my parents but that’s life lol How are you?

  • CupcakesBBYx

    I’m gonna ignore that first part. I’m good, how are you?
    _____________

    HAHAHA
    Thats Good
    im Tired
    I Hate school

  • BeJealous

    Well I’d do Joe under the rain, somwhere, anywhere but under the rain, I’d just take off his his wet shirt, and just lick the water of his face, and his back.
    That’s the main place.
    Then I just have to think it again.
    I wouldn’t have sex with Kevin, I mean I love him so much, he’s just not my type.
    And I’d do it with Nick, at night, late night in his car.

    Too. Much. Dirty. Joe. Thoughts xD

  • JonasGirl007

    YO, you know you’re loving this Jonas perverted talk ;)

    And I bet JB are enjoying it, LMFAO xD
    They’re expressing their feelings by humping a pillow xD

    kevin has danielle to live this talk ;)

  • Lilly

    KeepTheFaith said:

    Woooo! Am I the only person who’s a Harry/Hermione supporter?? I mean i like ron and all but there was ALOT of harry potter moments when it was just harry and hermione, epecially Half Blood Prince :D

    Harry and Hermione would’ve been cute. :)
    ——-
    Dan and Emma are cute together

  • Anonymous

    i think hes a virgin not so sure bout joe on the other hand?
    …..

    of course joe is not a virgin… you think a guy that wants get married in ten years is a virgin? sure he will wait ten years without get some…

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Were just teenagers.

    No need to freak the fuck out about sex and vaginas. It’s nature. Just saying.

  • BeJealous

    EW, I just had a mental thought of Joe and Nick making out O.o

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    _______

    Justin is an R&B/Pop artist, so his music has to be that way.. As for JB, their sound is Pop/Rock, so yeah.. :)

    I didn`t really see his talent before either, because I hated his fans, but I gave his music a chance and he really is talented.. His voice is still developing.. :P

    JT is the shiit! He needs a new album asap!

    And why would I hate you for your opinion? We can have a discussion like civil people! OceanUP needs more people like us.. :)
    …………….
    I actually downloaded his songs and I didn’t like them AT ALL.
    My ears literally bleed in that Where are you now song. Haha, but I guess it’s fine that people like him and find him hot, which is scary since he looks just like my 12 year old brother.
    But it’s cool :)
    Yep OU needs more people like us.

  • oxoemmaoxo

    A hot steamy shower. Yes please.
    He is all washing your body and rubbing on you.. okay lemme stop. :)

    and im rubbing nick EVERYWHERE in the shower.
    ;)

  • ilovemusic

    Give us more details.
    MORE.
    ;P

    He’s a wild one in bed. ;)
    He’s so rough.
    He’s really good.
    He has a sexy body.;)

    That’s all im saying.
    —-

    Hmm good to know for when Nick does me.
    ;D

  • KeepTheFaith

    HI STARLIGHT <3

  • StarLight24

    Dumaaa ? said:
    Well, whatever they were with each other, they need to go back to that! HAHA!

    And I wish I was like that.. I don`t think alotta people look cute together.. Lmfao.. I`m mean! :P
    —-
    Agreed. That’s not mean at all. It just means – idk but it’s not mean lol xD

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Mercedes said:

    Dude xD That’s nothing.
    Imagine him screaming your name over and over again, just moaning and sweating all over xD

    *imagining.*
    DIES.

    lmao
    i can hear him screeching

    I want someone to love me..

    roftlmao. hot mess.

    _____

    OMG you just made me spit out my food

    lmao you can’t be eating food on a post like this!! you’ll choke.

    _____

    clearly haha
    and i thought my guy friend was bad DAMN

  • Lilly

    Gandalf said:

    @ Lilly and KeepTheFaith.

    From this point on I will no longer censor myself. I hope your’e happy. ;)

    -G
    ————
    Bring it on, most of my best friends are guys so your gonna have to step it up to shock me

  • StarLight24

    MileyIsBestest said:
    Hello how are you?

    I am good =]. How are you?

  • oxoemmaoxo

    http://twitpic.com/13553u/full

    ^^ WOW. That’s sooo hot.
    ——–
    LOL. Some girls.

    Well it is.

  • JonasGirl007

    I never knew I was such a perv, until I saw the Jonas brothers.

    this!

  • xoxokatie8

    Jonas Brothers sex tape…

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    =============
    i wouldn’t watch it i’ll be IN it ;D

    you really are a slut(;

  • BumbleBee

    i swear his truck is a freaking beast, seriously. :)

  • KeepTheFaith

    Am I the only one who absolutely loves Luna from Harry Potter?


    She’s me favourite!!!!

    She’s my favorite too. I love her :D

  • xoxokatie8

    joe and i in a hot tub…

    skinny dipping

    ahh <3

    all… yeah <3

    in a speedo?

  • oxoemmaoxo

    JonasGirl007 said:

    He’s a wild one in bed. ;)
    He’s so rough.
    He’s really good.
    He has a sexy body.;)

    That’s all im saying.

    Oh.. so you were the people next door?
    I thought they were like.. idk…

    Oh crap.. Joe.. too hot…
    nice body… Joe..
    <3

    You were nothing compare to us. ;)

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    KeepTheFaith said:

    My feet hurt.
    ==
    the back of mine are fire hot.

    My butt hurts.

    —-
    mine too.

    Yes im not the only one.
    …………..
    Wow you guys sure have problems.
    Hahaha.

  • MileyIsBestest

    People talking about Harry Potter and Beiberlake. They are my favourite thing. I came at the right time

  • StarLightSTARbright

    Some of you girls are getting wayyy to excited.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    DAMP i think me & you are the only ones laughing our ass off!! haha :/

    ____

    Like seriously, I’m fucking crying.

  • Daydreamer…

    My friend showed me this Joick video on youtube. I was literally scarred for life. LOL

  • KeepTheFaith

    haha i know!! no one else would help me gang up on her.. :/

    …………..

  • Chococatx3

    I know!! Proud Harry Potter fan :)

    ________

    Same here! I`m so excited for May when the theme park opens in Orlando, Florida and also November when part one of the seventh movie comes out! :D
    ——-
    YEAH!! i can’t wait!! soo they’re making the whole of hogwarts and hogsmeade village rite?? i’m goin over the summer :D

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    xoxokatie8 said:

    99% of the time i rather be on this site then with my actual friends who live five minutes away from me

    ___-

    This

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Nick; Passionate

    Joe; Wild

    Point period.

  • JonasGirl007

    Nick’s into sex around the pole dancing pole. ;)

    he is into everything that we do :p

    and we do everything :P

  • StarLight24

    KeepTheFaith said:
    Am I the only one who absolutely loves Luna from Harry Potter?

    I haven’t seen the movies in a long time. Who is Luna?

  • cony

    Lol, there was a DJ and I am in 8th grade.

  • MZ

    Would u rather sweat cheeze or barf marbles

    ——

    I would rather throw up marbles so that I could be sick on your head and the vast force of the marbles would knock you out therefore you would be unable to comment.

  • BeJealous

    YO, you know you’re loving this Jonas perverted talk ;)

    And I bet JB are enjoying it, LMFAO xD
    They’re expressing their feelings by humping a pillow xD

    kevin has danielle to live this talk ;)



    True. He’s humping a pillow with Danielle’s face on it! xD

  • Daydreamer…

    Lilly and KeepTheFaith.

    From this point on I will no longer censor myself. I hope your’e happy. ;)

    -G
    ————
    Bring it on, most of my best friends are guys so your gonna have to step it up to shock me

    Yeah mine too, remember I hear these things almost on a daily basis.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    99% of the time i rather be on this site then with my actual friends who live five minutes away from me
    _____________
    high five homie:)

  • xoxokatie8

    EW, I just had a mental thought of Joe and Nick making out O.o

    http://i30.tinypic.com/2h2r4m1.jpg

  • Gandalf

    Bring it on, most of my best friends are guys so your gonna have to step it up to shock me

    ——-

    There are little kids on this site.

    -G

  • xoxokatie8

    A hot steamy shower. Yes please.
    He is all washing your body and rubbing on you.. okay lemme stop. :)

    and im rubbing nick EVERYWHERE in the shower.
    ;)

    ROFL
    i think im dying from laughing

  • If the moon fell down tonight


    He’s a wild one in bed. ;)
    He’s so rough.
    He’s really good.
    He has a sexy body.;)

    That’s all im saying.
    ……………….
    HOT STUFF.

  • Lilly

    I’m good =]. Just a littl bored and kind of upset with my parents but that’s life lol How are you?
    ———–
    I’m good and btw i’ll never say it ;)

  • Chococatx3

    Am I the only one who absolutely loves Luna from Harry Potter?


    She’s me favourite!!!!

    She’s my favorite too. I love her :D
    —–
    lol, i love how she talks! her voice is so airy and calm…

  • xoxokatie8

    is it normal to have red pee?

    i’m scared :(

    oceanup gets better by the day

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Hahahahhaa xD How about him being all sexy, coming out of the water, just flexing his muscles and running his fingers through his hair ;P

    Don’t die xD
    …………..
    Oh God.
    *Faints*

  • Mercedes

    i’d like to do the person in my icon <3 (lol i hope my icon didn’t mysteriously change)

    2 cheerleaders? awkward..

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Well im gnn be random here and say I LOVE VAMPIRE ACADEMY <3

    Anyone read it ??

  • Daydreamer…

    I can believe the bruises thing. But Nick will romantic,slow,passionate,and steamy. He’ll take his time,that’s for sure.

    I want to know what Joe would do…
    ———
    Joe would be the same,I believe. The only difference is, he’ll be more aggressive. ;)

    Oh my goodness, if Nick came on here and saw this. LMAO

  • Mercedes

    are yall seriously having jonas sex fantasies up here right now?
    lmao. you crazies!! :D

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Woooo! Am I the only person who’s a Harry/Hermione supporter?? I mean i like ron and all but there was ALOT of harry potter moments when it was just harry and hermione, epecially Half Blood Prince :D

    Aww but Ron and Hermione are so FUCKING CUTE.
    I’ve been willing for them to be together since the 1st book.

  • Lilly

    you guys are hella weird :P

  • Anonymous

    humping a pillow haahahahahaha

  • If the moon fell down tonight


    Oh my gosh, he annoyed me so much.
    “Logan Noh is hot.”
    “Logan Noh is awesome.”
    ………..
    Lmao, loser.
    Hahaha, Oceanup has seriously been a part of my life XD Lmao. No, I mean, I’m not a loser I do have a life, but this entertains me more than it should.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Am I the only one who absolutely loves Luna from Harry Potter?


    She’s me favourite!!!!

    She’s my favorite too. I love her :D

    —–
    She is so awesome! I adore Evanna Lynch!! She is gorg!!

  • Gandalf

    Gandalf, you are something else. One day me and Keepthefaith will have to get you back. :P

    ——

    He who laughs last, thinks slowest. ;)

    -G

  • JonasGirl007

    in a speedo?

    naked..

    soap

    hot..

    steam

    Ahhh <3

  • BeJealous

    Jonas Brothers sex tape…

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    =============
    i wouldn’t watch it i’ll be IN it ;D

    you really are a slut(;

    YES ;) We are JONAS SLUTS. Deal with it <3

  • Dumaaa ?

    StarLight, If you don`t mind me asking… Was it your idea to delete your twitter and etc?

    I`m so sad that we`re losing another sane user! :(

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    DUMBLEDOREEEE!
    ——-
    BONDDDDDDD!!!!

    —–

    JOE JONAS!!

  • JonasGirl007

    Joe would be the same,I believe. The only difference is, he’ll be more aggressive. ;)

    mehehe >XD

    &&&&&&&&
    of course joe is not a virgin… you think a guy that wants get married in ten years is a virgin? sure he will wait ten years without get some…

    yeah, he could.

  • BeJealous

    Hahahahhaa xD How about him being all sexy, coming out of the water, just flexing his muscles and running his fingers through his hair ;P

    Don’t die xD
    …………..
    Oh God.
    *Faints*

    Alright, you can faint xD

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ilovemusic said:

    Give us more details.
    MORE.
    ;P

    He’s a wild one in bed. ;)
    He’s so rough.
    He’s really good.
    He has a sexy body.;)

    That’s all im saying.
    —-

    Hmm good to know for when Nick does me.
    ;D

    What a slut. LOL
    A sexy slut. ;)

  • oxoemmaoxo

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Nick’s into sex around the pole dancing pole. ;)

    he is into everything that we do :p

    and we do everything :P

    Nick likes BJ’s and roadheads ;)

    (That was really dirty.)

  • KeepTheFaith

    DUMBLEDOREEEE!
    ——-
    BONDDDDDDD!!!!

    DUMBLEDOREEEE!

  • itsme

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    I can believe the bruises thing. But Nick will romantic,slow,passionate,and steamy. He’ll take his time,that’s for sure.

    ____

    Stop, please. Sigh, makes me want him more. ;)
    ———-
    Oh god, I know.

    and emma: if you think Nick would be wild in bed, you must be mistaken. I can Joe being a bit wild, but Nick,no way.

  • xoxokatie8

    Would u rather sweat cheeze or barf marbles

    ——

    I would rather throw up marbles so that I could be sick on your head and the vast force of the marbles would knock you out therefore you would be unable to comment.

    OH MY GOSH
    best.post.ever.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    EW, I just had a mental thought of Joe and Nick making out O.o

    _____

    *grabs chocolate syrup*-Joe; I’m going to take it that’s my cue to head to the bedroom?-Nick; *nods*-Joe; Alright-Nick; Goodnight xoxo-Joick about 18 hours ago from Echofon

  • StarLight24

    Mercedes said:
    haha i know!! no one else would help me gang up on her.. :/

    I’m sure some one will sooner or later. I probably won’t be gone forever. We all know I’m addicted so I might come back over the summer if I don’t have a lot going on.

  • JonasGirl007

    JOE JONAS!!

    JONAS, JOSEPH JONAS >XD

  • oxoemmaoxo

    He’s obviously had plenty of experience ;)

    Defnetly.
    With me. ;)

    Puh-lease.

    YES. Your just jelouse ;).

  • ilovemusic

    Oh god…dirty thoughts x)

    Hahahahhaa xD How about him being all sexy, coming out of the water, just flexing his muscles and running his fingers through his hair ;P

    Don’t die xD
    —-

    I can’t even deal…

    Agh. I need help xD

  • itsme

    Never thought I’d say this, but this whole Jonas sex talk is getting kinda boring. We all have something in common: We all wanna bang a Jonas. I think we’ve already established this. Lol.

  • KeepTheFaith

    @ Lilly and KeepTheFaith.

    From this point on I will no longer censor myself. I hope your’e happy. ;)

    Bring it.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hello how are you?

    I am good =]. How are you?


    I am fanflippintastic!!

  • itsme

    Village slut now? I feel like I’m in a Victorian novel.

    No, scratch that, I feel like Jane Eyre.
    ——-
    I have no clue who that is,but ok. Lol.

    Let’s go party with Nick and Joe. You need to help me get Joe drunk ;)

  • ilovemusic

    EW, I just had a mental thought of Joe and Nick making out O.o

    Oh god that made me think of a dream I had last night. Two of my friends (they’re girls) were making out in my dream. When I woke up I was like WTF? lmao, I have the weirdest dreams…

  • MileyIsBestest

    DUMBLEDOREEEE!
    ——-
    BONDDDDDDD!!!!

    —–

    JOE JONAS!!

    —-
    NO!! JOE CAN STAY AWAY FROM THAT AWESOMENESS!!!

  • dont jugde
  • BeJealous

    are yall seriously having jonas sex fantasies up here right now?
    lmao. you crazies!! :D



    Oh shut it xD Not like you ain’t humping your Joe cardboard now ;)

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Chococatx3 said:

    i’d like to do the person in my icon <3 (lol i hope my icon didn't mysteriously change)

    ____

    lol Logan i would to
    how old is he ?>

  • Lilly

    There are little kids on this site.

    -G
    ————–
    This just make me think more that you don’t know any dirty jokes cause you’re not that considerate ;)

  • JonasGirl007

    NO!! JOE CAN STAY AWAY FROM THAT AWESOMENESS!!!

    It’s a Jonas post. You can’t say that.

  • m

    ilovemusic said:
    Why are you saying that new Bieber video is a fail? It’s better than any Jonas Brothers video in a long time. And I’m not even a Jsutin fan at all.
    —-

    I wasn’t even talking about a Jonas Brothers video. I’m talking about a Bieber video. And the video was stupid. It’s not better than Nick’s Who I Am video though.
    —-
    Nick’s Who I Am video is so cool! The black and white and singing in the recording studio that’s really creative!
    I’m not a bieber fan at all but at least his videos aren’t behind the scenes and black and white.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    99% of the time i rather be on this site then with my actual friends who live five minutes away from me

    _____

    It’s so sad how OceanUp controls our lives.

  • BeJealous

    EW, I just had a mental thought of Joe and Nick making out O.o

    http://i30.tinypic.com/2h2r4m1.jpg



    BEST. MOVIE. EVER xD
    LMFAO.

  • Daydreamer…

    Oh my gosh, he annoyed me so much.
    “Logan Noh is hot.”
    “Logan Noh is awesome.”
    ………..
    Lmao, loser.
    Hahaha, Oceanup has seriously been a part of my life XD Lmao. No, I mean, I’m not a loser I do have a life, but this entertains me more than it should.

    Exactly. Me too. haha

  • omgnoway101

    FIST

  • StarLightSTARbright

    Anonymous said:

    i think hes a virgin not so sure bout joe on the other hand?
    …..

    of course joe is not a virgin… you think a guy that wants get married in ten years is a virgin? sure he will wait ten years without get some…

    Haha. Joe wasnts to hook up with as many girls as he can..
    A Hollywood player in the making :)

  • Mercedes

    Well I’d do Joe under the rain, somwhere, anywhere but under the rain, I’d just take off his his wet shirt, and just lick the water of his face, and his back.
    That’s the main place.
    Then I just have to think it again.
    I wouldn’t have sex with Kevin, I mean I love him so much, he’s just not my type.
    And I’d do it with Nick, at night, late night in his car.

    dead. XD

  • JonasGirl007

    Nick likes BJ’s and roadheads ;)

    (That was really dirty.)

    yeah…
    lol

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    I’m so bored. I bet oceanUP will post something new just when i’m about to go to bed.

  • xoxokatie8

    Stop, please. Sigh, makes me want him more. ;)
    ———-
    Oh god, I know.

    and emma: if you think Nick would be wild in bed, you must be mistaken. I can Joe being a bit wild, but Nick,no way.
    —-
    i wonder what kevin’s like…. ? (;

  • KeepTheFaith

    MUSTAGE
    ———-
    Stop making fun of me :(

    where did yall come from? haha this site is too funny right now i can’t even…

    I just got here. Is it the period comments that are making you laugh? Freakkkk. :D

    LILLY: what are we missing out on? I’m lost & confused.

  • Daydreamer…

    Dude xD That’s nothing.
    Imagine him screaming your name over and over again, just moaning and sweating all over xD

    *imagining.*
    DIES.

    lmao
    i can hear him screeching

    I want someone to love me..

    roftlmao. hot mess.

    _____

    OMG you just made me spit out my food

    lmao you can’t be eating food on a post like this!! you’ll choke.

    _____

    clearly haha
    and i thought my guy friend was bad DAMN

    Me too. LOL He’s pretty tame compared to this.

  • Dumaaa ?

    I actually downloaded his songs and I didn’t like them AT ALL.
    My ears literally bleed in that Where are you now song. Haha, but I guess it’s fine that people like him and find him hot, which is scary since he looks just like my 12 year old brother.
    But it’s cool :)
    Yep OU needs more people like us.

    ________

    Ew.. I don`t find him hot! I just think he has talented and deserves the attention he`s getting and that he should enjoy it! :)

    Everyone has different taste in music, so it`s cool!

    Yup.. Alot of sane people are leaving though! It`s sad..

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Failure. So much failure. You know you love me on here.

    _____

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/41797858@N08/3914378374/sizes/o/

  • xoxokatie8

    99% of the time i rather be on this site then with my actual friends who live five minutes away from me
    _____________
    high five homie:)

    http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m387/joe0nick0jonas0lovr/de5js2.gif
    …. hey apple(;

  • Mercedes

    haha i know!! no one else would help me gang up on her.. :/

    …………..

    oops i mean..keepthefaith helped too, but we needed you. :)

    & lilly did bring up lautner first on one post. idr which one it was but i called her out on it!

  • Dumaaa ?

    Agreed. That’s not mean at all. It just means – idk but it’s not mean lol xD

    ________

    HAHA! I feel better now.. :D

  • Kourtney

    Ohhhh say can you seeeeeee

  • JonasGirl007

    You were nothing compare to us. ;)

    We have our place soundproofed

    and we were loud enough for you to hear

    that’s gotta tell you something ;)

    &&&&&&
    True. He’s humping a pillow with Danielle’s face on it! xD

    I bet he is will Danielle >XD

  • Doom

    Poreotix is pretty good.

  • WhiteHorsex3

    … Is this post still alive?

  • emma13

    eh, he looks ok. not the best. idk why but i have never been attracted to him. he is just too weird looking. no offense.

  • oxoemmaoxo

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Nick likes BJ’s and roadheads ;)

    (That was really dirty.)

    yeah…
    lol

    *tries to take out dirty thoughts about me and nick*

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    DUMBLEDOREEEE!
    ——-
    BONDDDDDDD!!!!

    —–

    JOE JONAS!!

    —-
    NO!! JOE CAN STAY AWAY FROM THAT AWESOMENESS!!!

    —–

    Joe is the king of awesomeness.

  • itsme

    mehehe >XD

    &&&&&&&&
    of course joe is not a virgin… you think a guy that wants get married in ten years is a virgin? sure he will wait ten years without get some…

    yeah, he could.
    ———
    That’s what I thought then he said he wanted to wait 10 years before he got married. Pretty sure he’s a not a virgin. He seems pretty satisfied to me. He’s getting his needs satisfied from somewhere ;)

  • musiciseverything

    This post is just too crazy. It’s hilarious.

  • KeepTheFaith

    I think your’e enjoying the thought of me enjoying the comments. That’s right I said it. ;)

    I’m not gonna deny it. You enjoying all these Jonas fantasies is amusing to me.

  • JonasGirl007

    Coco Chanel! The Movie >XD

  • xoxokatie8

    http://nickjonasthinks.tumblr.com/post/398133021/long-time-no-post

    PFTT i’d laugh, but your not funny:D

  • oxoemmaoxo

    Hahahahhaa xD How about him being all sexy, coming out of the water, just flexing his muscles and running his fingers through his hair ;P

    Don’t die xD

    Too late. DEAD.

  • ilovemusic

    Nick; Passionate

    Joe; Wild

    Point period.

    Fuck those girls who have sex with them. Fuck em.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Same here! I`m so excited for May when the theme park opens in Orlando, Florida and also November when part one of the seventh movie comes out! :D
    ——-
    YEAH!! i can’t wait!! soo they’re making the whole of hogwarts and hogsmeade village rite?? i’m goin over the summer :D

    —-
    I am actually really jealos! I remeber hearing about years ago. I wanna go to Hogwarts!!

  • dont jugde

    :P
    PFTT

    ========

    http://tinyurl.com/y8mjhuk ok you have Nick back no Fivesome :(

  • dont jugde

    =============
    i wouldn’t watch it i’ll be IN it ;D

    you really are a slut(;

    ==========
    you know it Sluts rule ;D

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    ——-

    There are little kids on this site.

    -G
    …………..
    If you were not planning to tell the joke then why did you say something about it on the first place?
    Now everybody wants to hear it.
    You have already witnessed the sex talks on here, who cares if there are kids on here? It’s a freaking gossip website you shouldn’t worry about being clean or not XD
    Lmao, just tell the damn joke.

  • JonasGirl007

    Feb 20, 2010 @ 04:46 pm
    WhiteHorsex3 said:
    … Is this post still alive?

    yes hun.

  • JonasGirl007

    Haha. Joe wasnts o hook up with as many girls as he can..
    A Hollywood player in the making…

    no he doesn’t

    he is the nicest guy I know

  • xoxokatie8

    99% of the time i rather be on this site then with my actual friends who live five minutes away from me

    _____

    It’s so sad how OceanUp controls our lives.

    but at the moment, im crying from laughing so hard

  • itsme

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    Nick; Passionate

    Joe; Wild

    Point period.

    Joe would be wild AND passionate.

  • JonasGirl007

    *tries to take out dirty thoughts about me and nick*

    my butt hurts from sitting to long..

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Well im gnn be random here and say I LOVE VAMPIRE ACADEMY <3

    Anyone read it ??
    …………..
    Lol, cool.

  • BeJealous

    Nick Jonas covered in honey! :D

  • oxoemmaoxo

    He’s a wild one in bed. ;)
    He’s so rough.
    He’s really good.
    He has a sexy body.;)

    That’s all im saying.
    ……………….
    HOT STUFF.

    Very hot. ;)

  • Daydreamer…

    From this point on I will no longer censor myself. I hope your’e happy. ;)

    Aw, did I hurt your feelings because I don’t think you have all these dirty jokes? ;)

  • dont jugde

    Joe can make my bedrock any day ;D hahah jk jk

  • DemiandMileyPones

    If only you could favorite posts because so far this is the best post of 2010.

  • BeJealous

    EW, I just had a mental thought of Joe and Nick making out O.o

    Oh god that made me think of a dream I had last night. Two of my friends (they’re girls) were making out in my dream. When I woke up I was like WTF? lmao, I have the weirdest dreams…

    Last week I had a dream of me and my best friend (Girl) making out o.O I’m weird xD

  • Mercedes

    I’m sure some one will sooner or later. I probably won’t be gone forever. We all know I’m addicted so I might come back over the summer if I don’t have a lot going on.

    oh yeah the summer posts are great that’s when everyone comes back :)

  • MileyIsBestest

    NO!! JOE CAN STAY AWAY FROM THAT AWESOMENESS!!!

    —–

    Joe is the king of awesomeness.

    —–
    Ehh no, I’m gonna have to disagree. Harry Potter is awesomest!!

  • Anonymous

    I luv u, u luv me were a great big family, with a great big and a kiss from me to u won’t u say u love me too!

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Well I’d do Joe under the rain, somwhere, anywhere but under the rain, I’d just take off his his wet shirt, and just lick the water of his face, and his back.
    That’s the main place.
    Then I just have to think it again.
    I wouldn’t have sex with Kevin, I mean I love him so much, he’s just not my type.
    And I’d do it with Nick, at night, late night in his car.

    Too. Much. Dirty. Joe. Thoughts xD
    ………….
    Lmao I know right?
    And then he’ll just whisper in my ear things like “Babe you are the only one, I love, I LOOOOOVEEE YOUUUU”, screaming while being all turned on.
    Lmao, If my parents just read this XD Hahahahah.

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    No incest talk kids thats just… *shudders*

  • TeamAnons

    So many comments at once. LOL

  • Dumaaa ?

    YEAH!! i can’t wait!! soo they’re making the whole of hogwarts and hogsmeade village rite?? i’m goin over the summer :D

    _________

    Yeah, I think so! I wish they were opening it in April, so I could go then, but I have to wait until the summer too.. :( LOL.. I`m beyond excited!

  • musiciseverything

    oh God. You’re such a hater. I know you’re not talking to me, but please shut up.

  • xoxokatie8

    im going.
    bye guys ! :D

  • StarLight24

    Dumaaa ? said:
    StarLight, If you don`t mind me asking… Was it your idea to delete your twitter and etc?

    I`m so sad that we`re losing another sane user! :(
    —-
    No. My grades started slipping and I’m 17 so I have to focus on getting into college. My parents took my computer privaleges away. Like I told Mercedes I may come back to OU over the summer if I can but it all depends on what’s going on in my life.

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    Has anyone read the book ‘Noughts and Crosses’ by Malorie Blackman?

    <3

  • cony

    It’s called having a period

  • ilovemusic

    You all can take Joe in your bed.
    Nick, however, will be in mine.

  • oxoemmaoxo

    JonasGirl007 said:

    *tries to take out dirty thoughts about me and nick*

    my butt hurts from sitting to long..

    LOL same.

  • Mercedes

    Oh shut it xD Not like you ain’t humping your Joe cardboard now ;)

    lautner? j/k

  • KeepTheFaith

    Gandalf run away from this post while you still can!!! periods & jonas fantasies are taking over!!!

    Lol I think he’s enjoying these comments. Why else would he still be here?
    ——–
    Haha, you’re probably right

    I am right. He basically admitted to enjoying this in the last comment he wrote me.

  • WhiteHorsex3

    OK then, awesome. So it’s totally not crazy to say HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?! :)

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Some of you girls are getting wayyy to excited.

    ______

    Itsme started it. :)

  • xoxokatie8

    :P
    PFTT

    ========

    http://tinyurl.com/y8mjhuk ok you have Nick back no Fivesome :(

    Okay, were friends again:)

  • ilovemusic

    Nooo, gotta go. Ugh, bye crazy Jonas freaks ;)

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Lmao, loser.
    Hahaha, Oceanup has seriously been a part of my life XD Lmao. No, I mean, I’m not a loser I do have a life, but this entertains me more than it should.

    Exactly. Me too. haha
    ……………..
    Hahaha, It’s addictive.

  • Dumaaa ?

    WhiteHorse! You`re always ruining my Joe streaks! Keep it up and I`m filing for divorce! ;)

  • Anonymous

    Why are girls talking about Jonas’ sex life ?o_O Y’all are creepers.

  • JonasGirl007

    You need to help me get Joe drunk ;)

    I tried…

    and…
    whooaa I won’t tell you what happened after >XD

  • BeJealous

    im going.
    bye guys ! :D

    Byeee :)

  • KeepTheFaith

    There are little kids on this site.

    -G
    ————–
    This just make me think more that you don’t know any dirty jokes cause you’re not that considerate ;)

    Bluffer.

  • Chococatx3

    I am actually really jealos! I remeber hearing about years ago. I wanna go to Hogwarts!!
    ——-
    I hope they have those horse carriages like in the movie so we can get to Hogwarts XD that would be so freakin’ cool!!

  • JonasGirl007

    That’s what I thought then he said he wanted to wait 10 years before he got married. Pretty sure he’s a not a virgin. He seems pretty satisfied to me. He’s getting his needs satisfied from somewhere ;)

    his hand.

  • BeJealous

    Ohhhh say can you seeeeeee



    What’s with your icon? A snake with horse teeth or something? xD

  • JonasGirl007

    LOL same.

    im watching idiocracy hehe

  • WhiteHorsex3

    MileyIsBestest said:

    NO!! JOE CAN STAY AWAY FROM THAT AWESOMENESS!!!

    —–

    Joe is the king of awesomeness.

    —–
    Ehh no, I’m gonna have to disagree. Harry Potter is awesomest!!
    ___

    This. <3

  • DemiandMileyPones

    is it normal to have red pee?

    i’m scared :(

    ____

    …period?

  • xoxokatie8

    Nick Jonas covered in honey! :D

    I was thinking whip cream…

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    http://i30.tinypic.com/2h2r4m1.jpg
    ……………………..
    HAHAHAHAHA.
    Porbably the HOTTEST thing ever.
    That’s epic dude.
    That’s just the way they roll! ;)

  • StarLight24

    Dumaaa ? said:
    HAHA! I feel better now.. :D
    —-
    Good xD lol

  • oxoemmaoxo

    Oh god, I know.

    and emma: if you think Nick would be wild in bed, you must be mistaken. I can Joe being a bit wild, but Nick,no way.

    Well i know he’s wild in bed. ;)
    He made my bedrock.

  • BeJealous

    Nooo, gotta go. Ugh, bye crazy Jonas freaks ;)

    Bye slut ;) Nick’s doing me HARD <3

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    ________

    Ew.. I don`t find him hot! I just think he has talented and deserves the attention he`s getting and that he should enjoy it! :)

    Everyone has different taste in music, so it`s cool!

    Yup.. Alot of sane people are leaving though! It`s sad..
    ……………..
    Haha, well cause people are getting more and more insane with time.

  • BeJealous

    You all can take Joe in your bed.
    Nick, however, will be in mine.

    FUCK NO bitch ;) he’s mine :P

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    BeJealous said:

    EW, I just had a mental thought of Joe and Nick making out O.o

    Oh god that made me think of a dream I had last night. Two of my friends (they’re girls) were making out in my dream. When I woke up I was like WTF? lmao, I have the weirdest dreams…

    Last week I had a dream of me and my best friend (Girl) making out o.O I’m weird xD

    _______

    LESBIANS
    jk

  • StarLight24

    KeepTheFaith said:
    HI STARLIGHT <3
    ----
    Hello =]. How are you?

  • KeepTheFaith

    I haven’t seen the movies in a long time. Who is Luna?

    She’s the girl with the long blonde hair. I think her first appearance was the fourth movie :)

  • ilovemusic

    Stop, please. Sigh, makes me want him more. ;)
    ———-
    Oh god, I know.

    and emma: if you think Nick would be wild in bed, you must be mistaken. I can Joe being a bit wild, but Nick,no way.
    —-
    i wonder what kevin’s like…. ? (;
    —-

    Let’s ask Dani :D

  • MZ

    I have no clue who that is,but ok. Lol.

    Let’s go party with Nick and Joe. You need to help me get Joe drunk ;)

    —–

    Haha I’m studying it right now so I have Jane Eyre on the braaaiin! :)

    If I get Joe drunk in a village I might give into temptation and take him roughly in a barn. I’m not sure if I could handle a drunk flirty Joe without dropping my knickers.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    I think that the Jonas have a kamasutra book

  • oxoemmaoxo

    JonasGirl007 said:

    LOL same.

    im watching idiocracy hehe

    Whats that?

  • itsme

    xoxokatie8 said:

    Stop, please. Sigh, makes me want him more. ;)
    ———-
    Oh god, I know.

    and emma: if you think Nick would be wild in bed, you must be mistaken. I can Joe being a bit wild, but Nick,no way.
    —-
    i wonder what kevin’s like…. ? (;
    ———-
    Kevin is probably really sweet. Making sure his girl is alright. Lol.

  • Mercedes

    If only you could favorite posts because so far this is the best post of 2010.


    THIS. & I’ve seen some hilarious stuff but this one is…hahahahahahaha

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Bye Katie. I’m going too. Bye my ladies! :)))

  • Lilly

    How about this Starlight, if you could back to OU, I’ll say it

  • JonasGirl007

    eb 20, 2010 @ 04:48 pm
    WhiteHorsex3 said:
    OK then, awesome. So it’s totally not crazy to say HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?! :)

    chapters 1-11 of my fanfiction are up, im happy :D

  • m

    cony said:
    Lol, there was a DJ and I am in 8th grade.
    —-
    Maybe they don’t like her. Selena is aimed at little kids. Do the kids in your class prefer Miley? Or do they like rap and stuff like that?

  • xoxokatie8

    I feel like were all drunks at the moment…

  • BeJealous

    http://i30.tinypic.com/2h2r4m1.jpg
    ……………………..
    HAHAHAHAHA.
    Porbably the HOTTEST thing ever.
    That’s epic dude.
    That’s just the way they roll! ;)

    *sighs* if only they had no clothes on…

  • musiciseverything

    Violence is never the answer. I thought you were taught that by now. Guess not.

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ilovemusic said:

    You all can take Joe in your bed.
    Nick, however, will be in mine.

    No he’s mine.

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    No. My grades started slipping and I’m 17 so I have to focus on getting into college. My parents took my computer privaleges away. Like I told Mercedes I may come back to OU over the summer if I can but it all depends on what’s going on in my life.
    ………………
    Same thing happened to me last year.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Lol, cool
    ______

    haha imso weird

  • xoxokatie8

    Why are girls talking about Jonas’ sex life ?o_O Y’all are creepers.

    DANIELLE!?
    is kevin any good? buhahha

  • ilovemusic

    Nick Jonas covered in honey! :D
    —-

    Then lick him all up :D

  • ilovemusic

    Nooo, gotta go. Ugh, bye crazy Jonas freaks ;)

    Bye slut ;) Nick’s doing me HARD <3

    Lol, see ya ;)

  • Gandalf

    This just make me think more that you don’t know any dirty jokes cause you’re not that considerate ;)

    ——

    That’s the only reason I held back in the first place.

    -G

  • MileyIsBestest

    I hope they have those horse carriages like in the movie so we can get to Hogwarts XD that would be so freakin’ cool!!

    —-
    Grrr. I really want to go. It would be just too awesome!! Yo, I’m moving to Florida? Is that where its at?

  • KeepTheFaith

    LMAO! I think I’m catching on…. haha

  • Your Mom Was Here

    and they have hundreds of Playboy magazines

  • JonasGirl007

    Whats that?

    rated r movie..

    im awesome.

  • Lilly

    Yeah, I think so! I wish they were opening it in April, so I could go then, but I have to wait until the summer too.. :( LOL.. I`m beyond excited!
    ———-
    When is it opening? I saw the ad for it but it doesn’t said when

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Nick Jonas covered in honey! :D

    ……………..
    LMFAAAO!
    HAHAHAHAHAHA.
    No way, girl Joe covered in chamoagne, NAKED.

  • Daydreamer…

    Bye Katie!!

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    I’m good and btw i’ll never say it ;)
    —-
    Ok. Wait until you hear Bieber on SNL. His voice has been dropping a lot lately. You will have to say it then.

  • Dumaaa ?

    Haha, well cause people are getting more and more insane with time.

    ________

    No, that`s not it!

    It`s because the crazy trolls are increasing with size everyday! LOL..

  • Anonymous

    I luv u, u luv me were a great big family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to u won’t u say u love me too!

  • musiciseverything

    That’s because we are.

  • KeepTheFaith

    No incest talk kids thats just… *shudders*

    No Joick? :/
    Hahaha

  • MileyIsBestest

    I haven’t seen the movies in a long time. Who is Luna?

    She’s the girl with the long blonde hair. I think her first appearance was the fourth movie :)

    No the 5th!

  • itsme

    STFU DAMP

    You know you like it ;)

  • BeJealous

    Nick Jonas covered in honey! :D

    I was thinking whip cream…

    How about whip cream, honey AND CHOCOLATE? :)

  • BeJealous

    EW, I just had a mental thought of Joe and Nick making out O.o

    Oh god that made me think of a dream I had last night. Two of my friends (they’re girls) were making out in my dream. When I woke up I was like WTF? lmao, I have the weirdest dreams…

    Last week I had a dream of me and my best friend (Girl) making out o.O I’m weird xD

    _______

    LESBIANS
    jk



    You’re the one to talk ‘SelsmyGirlcrush’ LMFAO xD

  • Chococatx3

    Geez there’s alot of comments on this post…lol and i spent half of my day reading them…i hope this doesn’t make me a creeper :O ….

  • ilovemusic

    Why are girls talking about Jonas’ sex life ?o_O Y’all are creepers.

    Thank you, thank you very much.

  • itsme

    This is exactly why I don’t believe my Jonas friends when they say they don’t have sexual fantasies about JB, I mean come on. How can you not?!

  • Gandalf

    I am right. He basically admitted to enjoying this in the last comment he wrote me.

    ———

    No, I said that YOU enjoy the THOUGHT of me enjoying these comments. Not that I’m enjoying them.

    And bye Kate

    -G

  • Dumaaa ?

    When is it opening? I saw the ad for it but it doesn’t said when

    _________

    It opens in MAY! Another reason why I wanna move to Florida! Hogwarts will be located there! Ahh! <3

  • MZ

    Okay so I just got an email from the Jonas Brothers that had absolutely nothing to do with them and was promoting the fuck out of Selena Gomez.

    Interesting.

  • dont jugde

    Well I’d do Joe under the rain, somwhere, anywhere but under the rain, I’d just take off his his wet shirt, and just lick the water of his face, and his back.
    That’s the main place.
    Then I just have to think it again.
    I wouldn’t have sex with Kevin, I mean I love him so much, he’s just not my type.
    And I’d do it with Nick, at night, late night in his car
    ========

    DEAD

  • dont jugde

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    =============
    i wouldn’t watch it i’ll be IN it ;D

    you really are a slut(;

    YES ;) We are JONAS SLUTS. Deal with it <3
    =======
    Sluts Rule <3

  • ImNotAnnoying

    HI peoples!

  • WhiteHorsex3

    Dumaaa ? said:

    WhiteHorse! You`re always ruining my Joe streaks! Keep it up and I`m filing for divorce! ;)
    __

    Aha, as if you could stay away from me? ;)

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Once again the Jonas sex talk..

  • Daydreamer…

    Would you do Nick Jonas is a house? In a box or with a fox? Would you do Nick Jonas, here there or everywhere?
    Okay, I’m done. I swear. lol

  • CupcakesBBYx

    OK then, awesome. So it’s totally not crazy to say HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?! :)

    _____________

    It only 12 Pm

    hah
    Im Oceauping

  • MZ

    Would u rather sweat cheeze or barf marbles

    ——

    I would rather throw up marbles so that I could be sick on your head and the vast force of the marbles would knock you out therefore you would be unable to comment.

    OH MY GOSH
    best.post.ever.

    —–

    Hahahaa :) You have to give ‘em tough love you know? ;)

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    Oh god that made me think of a dream I had last night. Two of my friends (they’re girls) were making out in my dream. When I woke up I was like WTF? lmao, I have the weirdest dreams…

    Last week I had a dream of me and my best friend (Girl) making out o.O I’m weird xD
    ………………
    LMAO I HAD THE SAME DREAM!
    Well I dream the most weird things EVER.
    I dreamt with the Jb SO MANY TIMES.

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    I NEED A NEW POST LIKE RIGHT NOW.

  • Daydreamer…

    Gandalf, you are something else. One day me and Keepthefaith will have to get you back. :P

    ——

    He who laughs last, thinks slowest. ;)
    ——-
    And that my friends is another intriguing sentiment by Gandalf.

  • Kourtney

    you guys are dirty

  • Mercedes

    Crazy anon come out come out where ever you are…i’m bored again. :l

  • KeepTheFaith

    I can’t wait for the Harry Potter theme park to open. Too bad I live on the opposite side of the country. I think it would be smart to wait a few months so it won’t be super crowded.

  • musiciseverything

    It never gets old. Happens everyday.

  • BeJealous

    Well I’d do Joe under the rain, somwhere, anywhere but under the rain, I’d just take off his his wet shirt, and just lick the water of his face, and his back.
    That’s the main place.
    Then I just have to think it again.
    I wouldn’t have sex with Kevin, I mean I love him so much, he’s just not my type.
    And I’d do it with Nick, at night, late night in his car.

    Too. Much. Dirty. Joe. Thoughts xD
    ………….
    Lmao I know right?
    And then he’ll just whisper in my ear things like “Babe you are the only one, I love, I LOOOOOVEEE YOUUUU”, screaming while being all turned on.
    Lmao, If my parents just read this XD Hahahahah.

    Dude xD That’s nothing.
    Imagine him screaming your name over and over again, just moaning and sweating all over xD

  • Chococatx3

    i’d like to do the person in my icon <3 (lol i hope my icon didn't mysteriously change)
    ---
    2 cheerleaders? awkward..
    ----
    LOL no. It’s supposed 2 be logan lerman <3

  • Lilly

    That’s the only reason I held back in the first place.

    -G
    ———–
    Fine, prove to me that you actually know one. Write it on my twitter or my formspring

  • MileyIsBestest

    It opens in MAY! Another reason why I wanna move to Florida! Hogwarts will be located there! Ahh! <3

    —-
    It should actually be in England. but what ever!

  • dont jugde
  • Your Mom Was Here

    bye DAMP and katie :)

  • oxoemmaoxo

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Whats that?

    rated r movie..

    im awesome

    you are.
    And im the best.

  • jackier

    did he get a haircut?
    he actually looks pretty cute.
    :D

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Why are girls talking about Jonas’ sex life ?o_O Y’all are creepers.

    _____

    Ngl, there is nothing wrong with creepin’.

  • JonasGirl007

    No way, girl Joe covered in chamoagne, NAKED.

    mmm and sushi..

    yummy <3

  • Lilly

    KeepTheFaith said:

    Gandalf run away from this post while you still can!!! periods & jonas fantasies are taking over!!!

    Lol I think he’s enjoying these comments. Why else would he still be here?
    ——–
    Haha, you’re probably right

    I am right. He basically admitted to enjoying this in the last comment he wrote me.
    ——–
    I knew it, he’s secretly enjoying them but won’t admit it

  • StarLight24

    Mercedes said:
    oh yeah the summer posts are great that’s when everyone comes back :)
    —-
    I’ve never been on any of the summer posts so if I do come back it will be interesting lol

  • Chococatx3

    I hope they have those horse carriages like in the movie so we can get to Hogwarts XD that would be so freakin’ cool!!

    —-
    Grrr. I really want to go. It would be just too awesome!! Yo, I’m moving to Florida? Is that where its at?
    —–
    yeah, i think it’s goin 2 be in orlando :D and it’s at Universal Studios

  • Anonymous

    Why are girls talking about Jonas’ sex life ?o_O Y’all are creepers.

    DANIELLE!?
    is kevin any good? buhahha
    ——–
    LOL.
    Enough oceanup for me today.

  • xoxokatie8

    Nick Jonas covered in honey! :D

    I was thinking whip cream…

    How about whip cream, honey AND CHOCOLATE? :)

    that sounds more like a dessert, not nick jonas
    rofl

  • Daydreamer…

    Bye DAMP!

  • Gandalf

    Aw, did I hurt your feelings because I don’t think you have all these dirty jokes? ;)

    ——-

    Sigh I hope you girls don’t think I’m going to interject every time some says something stupid. :P

    -G

  • MileyIsBestest

    I can’t wait for the Harry Potter theme park to open. Too bad I live on the opposite side of the country. I think it would be smart to wait a few months so it won’t be super crowded.


    I live on the other side of the world.

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ilovemusic said:

    Nick Jonas covered in honey! :D
    —-

    Then lick him all up :D

    i’ll help you with that. ;)

  • hpaddictedx

    This lifetime movie is so intense

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    _________

    It opens in MAY! Another reason why I wanna move to Florida! Hogwarts will be located there! Ahh! <3
    …………..
    WHAT?
    I’m going to MIAMI and ORLANDO in May!
    Cool.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m387/joe0nick0jonas0lovr/de5js2.gif
    …. hey apple(;
    _____________
    lmao hey pear! :D

  • itsme

    I’m going too. Have fun,guys. Lol.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    oh yeah the summer posts are great that’s when everyone comes back :)
    —-
    I’ve never been on any of the summer posts so if I do come back it will be interesting lol

    Summer post are EPIC!

  • KeepTheFaith

    No the 5th!

    I knew I was wrong. Hahah

  • Mercedes

    is it normal to have red pee?

    i’m scared :(
    ===

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    BeJealous said:

    EW, I just had a mental thought of Joe and Nick making out O.o

    Oh god that made me think of a dream I had last night. Two of my friends (they’re girls) were making out in my dream. When I woke up I was like WTF? lmao, I have the weirdest dreams…

    Last week I had a dream of me and my best friend (Girl) making out o.O I’m weird xD

    _______

    LESBIANS
    jk

    You’re the one to talk ‘SelsmyGirlcrush’ LMFAO xD

    ______

    Lol true SAy
    i think all girls are a lil bi its just natural

  • oxoemmaoxo

    HI peoples!

    Hi.
    You missed the sex talk about jonas ;)
    It was fun.

  • Lilly

    It opens in MAY! Another reason why I wanna move to Florida! Hogwarts will be located there! Ahh! <3
    ———–
    I wish it open earlier so I could go there for spring break

  • xoxokatie8

    don’t have sex. because you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

  • alison

    i just made love with my cat.

    he’s the only one willing to it :/

  • BeJealous

    LMAO I HAD THE SAME DREAM!
    Well I dream the most weird things EVER.
    I dreamt with the Jb SO MANY TIMES.

    One time I had a dream of me and Nick making out in his bed xD
    No kidding, and he was just about to take his clothes off, and my alarm woke me up -.-

    FML.

  • Dumaaa ?

    Aha, as if you could stay away from me? ;)

    _________

    Try me, dear!

  • cony

    Most of my friends really really dislike Disney music. But if they had to choose, it would be Miley.

  • dont jugde

    bye katie :D

  • ImNotAnnoying

    HI peoples!

    Hi.
    You missed the sex talk about jonas ;)
    It was fun.

    haha
    hey I already know it was fun ;)

  • CupcakesBBYx

    I feel like a loner eeryone talkin about harr potter :|

  • lulu

    so, the red pee is period?

    ok, i gonna go look that up, so when i go the docters i’ll have a thorough description of my condition.

    thanks guys.

  • xoxokatie8

    Too. Much. Dirty. Joe. Thoughts xD
    ………….
    Lmao I know right?
    And then he’ll just whisper in my ear things like “Babe you are the only one, I love, I LOOOOOVEEE YOUUUU”, screaming while being all turned on.
    Lmao, If my parents just read this XD Hahahahah.

    Dude xD That’s nothing.
    Imagine him screaming your name over and over again, just moaning and sweating all over xD

    OMG
    im effin dying.

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    bye damp

  • Dumaaa ?

    No. My grades started slipping and I’m 17 so I have to focus on getting into college. My parents took my computer privaleges away. Like I told Mercedes I may come back to OU over the summer if I can but it all depends on what’s going on in my life.

    ___________

    I understand that! If I do come on during the summer, I hope it`s during a day that you`re on! <3

    Sooooo, whatcha doing?! :D

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    I can’t wait for the Harry Potter theme park to open. Too bad I live on the opposite side of the country. I think it would be smart to wait a few months so it won’t be super crowded.


    I live on the other side of the world.
    ……………….
    Where are you from? :)

  • BeJealous

    Nick Jonas covered in honey! :D

    I was thinking whip cream…

    How about whip cream, honey AND CHOCOLATE? :)

    that sounds more like a dessert, not nick jonas
    rofl

    Tension cutter -.-“

  • Chococatx3

    Chococatx3 said:

    i’d like to do the person in my icon <3 (lol i hope my icon didn't mysteriously change)

    ____

    lol Logan i would to
    how old is he ?>
    —–
    i’m pretty sure he’s 18 :)

  • ImNotAnnoying

    I hate my icon I am changing it

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    It opens in MAY! Another reason why I wanna move to Florida! Hogwarts will be located there! Ahh! <3

    —-
    It should actually be in England. but what ever!

    —–

    IAWTC.

  • JonasGirl007

    Feb 20, 2010 @ 02:33 pm
    Mercedes said:
    is it normal to have red pee?

    i’m scared :(
    ===

    ==
    great response haha

  • Gandalf

    This is exactly why I don’t believe my Jonas friends when they say they don’t have sexual fantasies about JB, I mean come on. How can you not?!

    ———

    Very easily.

    -G

  • Mercedes

    bye everyone that’s leaving

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    How about this Starlight, if you could back to OU, I’ll say it
    —-
    That’s not fair Lil. You know I may not be able to come back and it’s out of my control *sticks tongue out*

  • KeepTheFaith

    I can’t wait for the Harry Potter theme park to open. Too bad I live on the opposite side of the country. I think it would be smart to wait a few months so it won’t be super crowded.


    I live on the other side of the world.

    :( :( :(

  • Anonymous

    i love nick and i love miley but some how not
    together i dont know why but i hate nelena or what ever..boring

  • ilovemusic

    You all can take Joe in your bed.
    Nick, however, will be in mine.

    FUCK NO bitch ;) he’s mine :P

    Ha.
    You wish.
    ;)

  • Your Mom Was Here

    bye itsme!

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ImNotAnnoying said:

    HI peoples!

    Hi.
    You missed the sex talk about jonas ;)
    It was fun.

    haha
    hey I already know it was fun ;)

    LOL.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    STFU DAMP

    You know you like it ;)

    _____

    Well…

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Nick Jonas + Chocolate Syrup + Strawberries= word cant explain.. ;)

  • BeJealous

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    =============
    i wouldn’t watch it i’ll be IN it ;D

    you really are a slut(;

    YES ;) We are JONAS SLUTS. Deal with it <3
    =======
    Sluts Rule <3

    --

    Naah xD JONAS sluts rule :P

  • JonasGirl007

    you are.
    And im the best.

    I’m thinking about..

    Joe..
    he’s awesome.

    So am I <3

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    feel like a loner eeryone talkin about harr potter :|
    ………………
    Yeah me too.
    It’s just too bad no one watches Skins so we can talk about how epic that show is.

  • m

    musiciseverything said:
    oh God. You’re such a hater. I know you’re not talking to me, but please shut up.
    —-
    ….How am I a hater? I am a Jonas fan. It’s just that their videos suck. They haven’t made a real video since Paranoid back in May 2009. And I don’t even like Justin Bieber. I”m not a fan at all. OceanUP posted the video and I saw his video.

  • Lilly

    everyone hormones are out of control today :P

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    ……………………..
    HAHAHAHAHA.
    Porbably the HOTTEST thing ever.
    That’s epic dude.
    That’s just the way they roll! ;)

    *sighs* if only they had no clothes on…
    ………………..
    WOW.
    That would be FANTASTIC.
    Joe has some serious package there girl, Huge thing.
    It has a life on it’s own.

  • Chococatx3

    NEW POST…and it’s bieber kissin someone :P

  • not_soibt

    i don’t know what it is but
    i luv u
    i luv u
    i luv u
    i don’t know what you do but
    ooooh baby

  • itsme

    If I get Joe drunk in a village I might give into temptation and take him roughly in a barn. I’m not sure if I could handle a drunk flirty Joe without dropping my knickers.
    —-
    Not if you have Nick,and not if I’m there! I will fight you,bitch. Lol. We’ll load Joe up with Vodka. Then we’ll take advantage ;)

  • dont jugde

    bye DAMP :)

  • xoxokatie8

    PFTT i’d laugh, but your not funny:D

    =====
    http://www.moonbattery.com/sally-field-sybil.jpg :(

    that’s what you get you little slut ;D

  • xoxokatie8

    i dropped my pencillll

  • BeJealous

    Lol true SAy
    i think all girls are a lil bi its just natural

    Maybe xD

  • oxoemmaoxo

    JonasGirl007 said:

    you are.
    And im the best.

    I’m thinking about..

    Joe..
    he’s awesome.

    So am I <3

    Im thinking about nick and how much fun we had ;)

  • JonasGirl007

    don’t have sex. because you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

    LOL!

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Nick Jonas on a stripper pole

  • Lilly

    bye everyone leaving

  • JonasGirl007

    Yo Yo.

  • Daydreamer…

    don’t have sex. because you will get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

    LMAO I was quoting “Mean Girls” last night on here.

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    INick Jonas covered in honey! :D
    —-

    Then lick him all up :D
    ………..
    Oh yeah, SAY MY NAME BITCH!
    NICK JONAAAAS
    NO BITCH, MY COMPLETE NAAAME
    NICHOLAS JERRY JONAS!
    Woaaaah, and then you just lick the honey out of him.
    GREAT.

  • JonasGirl007

    Joe.. movie moment….

    crap….

    if you only knew what I was talking about ;)

  • xoxokatie8

    That’s pretty pathetic that you’re laughing at your own joke. I’ll pray harder for you.

    damp is a little…crazy(;

    _____

    http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w7/Pikachelsea/MySpace%20crap/FFFFUUU

    :'( ?

  • musiciseverything

    Omg. Too much dirty thoughts. =]

  • JonasGirl007

    Im thinking about nick and how much fun we had ;)

    Joe and I are having fun

    but its a different form <3

  • WhiteHorsex3

    HARRY POTTER FTW! :)

  • DemiandMileyPones

    Nick is NOT the sweet,innocent boy that everyone thinks he is. Lol.

    lol. I know but i actually KNOW

    ______

    http://api.ning.com/files/1wp-K3ThqB1GXGPLo1wS5DSDJT85S4PP*EdJHYWQy03kwpxrYDmruo2a7Q4*AFlatA08nEhS0PRDTz2BHwpETDuiXeGLkqHw/gtfo3cr.jpg

  • Daydreamer…

    Aw, you’re welcome. :D And I guess I’ll just have to hold your hair back when you throw up. xD But if you throw up on me, I will cut a bitch. :P

    ———

    My hair isn’t long enough for you to hold, but I cant still throw up on you nonetheless. ;)
    —–
    If you do, I’ll only give you 3 seconds to run. :P

  • BeJealous

    *sighs* if only they had no clothes on…
    ………………..
    WOW.
    That would be FANTASTIC.
    Joe has some serious package there girl, Huge thing.
    It has a life on it’s own.

    LMFAO xD You just made me spit my water out, HAHAHHAHAHAH.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    HI peoples!

    Hi.
    You missed the sex talk about jonas ;)
    It was fun.

    haha
    hey I already know it was fun ;)

    LOL.
    —-
    I like you icon! :)

  • girl crush mileyyyyy

    Satchellllllllll. :)

  • DemiandMileyPones

    i just made love with my cat.

    he’s the only one willing to it :/

    ____

    FUCK THIS POST IS HILARIOUS! :DDD

  • Its called Jaylor

    Hese so hot :D !!

  • itsme

    xoxokatie8 said:

    Nick is NOT the sweet,innocent boy that everyone thinks he is. Lol.

    lol. I know but i actually KNOW

    Hi, insider!?
    —-
    I don’t think Nick would have sex with someone who was gonna leave a comment on OU.Just sayin. haha.

  • JonasGirl007

    Dude xD That’s nothing.
    Imagine him screaming your name over and over again, just moaning and sweating all over xD

    if Joe did that…

    Omg… crap..

    ahh <3

  • Gandalf

    Goodbye everyone who is leaving.

    -G

  • ImNotAnnoying

    this icon is way betta!

  • Kourtney

    BeJealous said:
    Ohhhh say can you seeeeeee

    What’s with your icon? A snake with horse teeth or something? xD
    *******
    oh my gosh I didn’t even notice it has teeth, I just knew it was smiling. it makes me laugh every time I look at it

  • dont jugde

    WHO WOULD WATCH IT? :P

    =============
    i wouldn’t watch it i’ll be IN it ;D

    you really are a slut(;

    YES ;) We are JONAS SLUTS. Deal with it <3
    =======
    Sluts Rule <3

    Naah xD JONAS sluts rule :P

    ========
    HELL YA ;D

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ImNotAnnoying said:

    HI peoples!

    Hi.
    You missed the sex talk about jonas ;)
    It was fun.

    haha
    hey I already know it was fun ;)

    LOL.
    —-
    I like you icon! :)

    Thanx like yours too.

  • MileyIsBestest

    I can’t wait for the Harry Potter theme park to open. Too bad I live on the opposite side of the country. I think it would be smart to wait a few months so it won’t be super crowded.


    I live on the other side of the world.
    ……………….
    Where are you from? :)


    New Zealand. It would be like $2000 a ticket to fly over there. I better start saving money. It would be worth it though!

  • JonasGirl007

    Dear Jacob,
    I win.
    Sincerely, Edward

    Dear Edward,
    I’m sleeping with your
    daughter tonight.
    Haha, Jacob

    Dear Jacob,
    I have Bella,
    You don’t
    Haha, Edward
    (this comment fail)

  • Mercedes

    MUSTAGE
    ———-
    Stop making fun of me :(

    where did yall come from? haha this site is too funny right now i can’t even…

    I just got here. Is it the period comments that are making you laugh? Freakkkk. :D

    LILLY: what are we missing out on? I’m lost & confused.

    yes! & the jonas fantasies. lmao idk y i’m laughing, but it’s hysterical.

  • Mercedes

    i’d like to do the person in my icon <3 (lol i hope my icon didn’t mysteriously change)

    2 cheerleaders? awkward..
    —-
    LOL no. It’s supposed 2 be logan lerman <3

    oh, my computer’s being slow..yeah he’s a cutie.

  • Lilly

    StarLight24 said:

    Lilly said:
    How about this Starlight, if you could back to OU, I’ll say it
    —-
    That’s not fair Lil. You know I may not be able to come back and it’s out of my control *sticks tongue out*
    ———-
    Just think of it as a reason to come back

  • Anonymous

    nanananana hit bitch woopers i neeed you nicholas jonas right now right here in my pants please?x

  • MZ

    Very easily.

    -G

    ——

    You’re a guy therefore your opinion is irrelevant. ;)

  • KeepTheFaith

    No, I said that YOU enjoy the THOUGHT of me enjoying these comments. Not that I’m enjoying them.

    Sure, sure. I caught you and now you’re getting defensive. :)

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    GimminyCrickets7 said:

    GimminyCrickets7 said:

    Pink Power ranger said:

    Pink Power ranger said:

    Pink Power ranger said:

    nick looks like the type of guy that wouldn’t like it if his wife or gf would be more successful and made more than him. Agree?

    —-

    LOL.
    It seems like it. Remember Nick is very competitive.
    _____________
    I love the kid but its true. I think he likes control.

    __

    Thats Hot DAMN turn 18 already GAH >___< ___________
    I didnt mean it in a dirty way. I meant like he wouldnt be a stay at home dad and let the wife be the breadwinner. Now that I think about it he probably likes to have control in the bedroom also

    _______

    lol i didnt really mean in the bedroom either w,e i still wish he would turn 18 so i would feel like less of a pedo :P
    _____________________________
    lol pshh you meant it don’t lie.
    baha only 6 more months, since it’s almost March….just sayin. lol

    _____–

    lolz whaaaa ?? *shifty eyes*
    i think i can last that long just keep my focus all on joe till then haha
    _________________________
    lmao your eyes are on Joe but your
    mind is on *see sexy guy above*
    p.s your icon makes me wanna go watch reruns of that show. I think I will on youtube. :]
    ______

    :D Do it!

  • BeJealous

    You all can take Joe in your bed.
    Nick, however, will be in mine.

    FUCK NO bitch ;) he’s mine :P

    Ha.
    You wish.
    ;)

    Dude, my wish already came true ;)
    I’m doing Nick 25/8.

  • Daydreamer…

    Aw, did I hurt your feelings because I don’t think you have all these dirty jokes? ;)

    ——-

    Sigh I hope you girls don’t think I’m going to interject every time some says something stupid. :P

    Fine if you want some “mystery”. Just like yesterday when you didn’t tell me what song I was listening to when you were reading my mind. :P

  • Dumaaa ?

    I wish it open earlier so I could go there froe spring break

    _________

    That`s what I said! I`m going to Florida for spring break and it wont be open, so I have to come back in the summer.. I`m mad! :P

  • musiciseverything

    Mean Girls is the shit.

  • dont jugde

    Okay, were friends again:)

    =======

    http://tinyurl.com/y9452bl

  • MileyIsBestest

    It should actually be in England. but what ever!

    —–

    IAWTC


    What does that mean?

  • xoxokatie8

    did nick get a hair cut?

  • oxoemmaoxo

    Dude xD That’s nothing.
    Imagine him screaming your name over and over again, just moaning and sweating all over xD

    *imagining.*
    DIES.

  • Daydreamer…

    I had a freaky dream the other night that I was dating Nick and he took me to this Disney party. Damn, the dream was freaky.
    Dylan and Cole were getting high.
    Nick was really bad.
    Everyone was playing spin the bottle. LMAO

  • StarLight24

    Dumaaa ? said:
    I understand that! If I do come on during the summer, I hope it`s during a day that you`re on! <3

    Sooooo, whatcha doing?! :D
    ----
    Me too <3 lol
    I’m just talking on OU and enjoying it. I’m going to have withdrawal symptoms. I already know that much. Other than that I am just bored. Listening to my Bieberlake sing his little heart out =].

  • xoxokatie8

    gandalf
    at this moment i feel very bad for you.
    Are you surviving this post?

  • oxoemmaoxo

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Im thinking about nick and how much fun we had ;)

    Joe and I are having fun

    but its a different form <3

    Im watching nick sleep.
    Aww he looks soo cute. :)

  • DemiandMileyPones

    :'( ?

    ____

    *crosses arms*

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    xoxokatie8 said:

    i dropped my pencillll

    —–

    dude joes not a girl

  • BeJealous

    NOOOO, everyone left :(
    SexUP is gonna go dead :( NOOOO!

  • Anonymous

    Darn why does nick have to be delicious foods?
    ‘Yo im so hot just like a tamale’
    Joe: nicks a studmuffin

  • Anonymous

    Village slut now? I feel like I’m in a Victorian novel.

    No, scratch that, I feel like Jane Eyre.
    ——-
    I have no clue who that is,but ok. Lol.

    Let’s go party with Nick and Joe. You need to help me get Joe drunk ;)
    —-

    oh take demi with you and you will have joe drunk in two seconds

  • JonasGirl007

    WOW.
    That would be FANTASTIC.
    Joe has some serious package there girl, Huge thing.
    It has a life on it’s own.
    —-
    It is a very serious package;)

    and it has special delivery for moi.

  • Gandalf

    And that my friends is another intriguing sentiment by Gandalf.

    ——-

    You know what else is intriguing? I’m drinking herbal tea and Coca-Cola at the same time. The contradictions in the way I chose to treat my singing voice amazes me. :P

    -G

  • itsme

    Gandalf said:

    This is exactly why I don’t believe my Jonas friends when they say they don’t have sexual fantasies about JB, I mean come on. How can you not?!

    ———

    Very easily.

    -G
    ——
    Are you a guy??

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Chococatx3 said:

    Chococatx3 said:

    i’d like to do the person in my icon <3 (lol i hope my icon didn't mysteriously change)

    ____

    lol Logan i would to
    how old is he ?>
    —–
    i’m pretty sure he’s 18 :)
    ______

    yes im not a pedo
    ill stick with him until nicks 18 then to

  • StarLight24

    ImNotAnnoying said:
    Summer post are EPIC!
    —-
    Then I will make sure to come visit at least 1 day this summer =] lol

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    It should actually be in England. but what ever!

    —–

    IAWTC


    What does that mean?

    —-

    i agree with this comment. :P

  • Emilicious

    Ok. Nick looks super hot in these pictures.

  • BeJealous

    What’s with your icon? A snake with horse teeth or something? xD
    *******
    oh my gosh I didn’t even notice it has teeth, I just knew it was smiling. it makes me laugh every time I look at it

    LOL, great xD
    But it’s a cute snake :P

  • dont jugde

    well am going to bed goodnight everyone have fun you Jonas Sluts ;) peace out

  • JonasGirl007

    Im watching nick sleep.
    Aww he looks soo cute. :)

    Joe drools,
    it’s sooo adorable

    and he snores a bit

    *lays down in Joes arms*

  • Lilly

    Gandalf said:

    This is exactly why I don’t believe my Jonas friends when they say they don’t have sexual fantasies about JB, I mean come on. How can you not?!

    ———

    Very easily.

    -G
    ————-
    Don’t deny it, we all know you have sexual fantasies about JB, Gandalf. It’s okay to admit it. ;)

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    One time I had a dream of me and Nick making out in his bed xD
    No kidding, and he was just about to take his clothes off, and my alarm woke me up -.-

    FML.
    ………………..
    I had a dream that my BFF and I went to the Jonas house and it was so cute because Joe and I were constantly hugging and then we started playing pool all together and then Nick’c phone rang and it was Miley and they started to fight and Nick was asking me and my friend for some love advice.
    Lmao.
    Weird.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    ImNotAnnoying said:

    HI peoples!

    Hi.
    You missed the sex talk about jonas ;)
    It was fun.

    haha
    hey I already know it was fun ;)

    LOL.
    —-
    I like you icon! :)

    Thanx like yours too.

    Your Welcome! and thank you!

  • BeJealous

    I had a freaky dream the other night that I was dating Nick and he took me to this Disney party. Damn, the dream was freaky.
    Dylan and Cole were getting high.
    Nick was really bad.
    Everyone was playing spin the bottle. LMAO

    LMFAO xD

  • Dumaaa ?

    HARRY POTTER FTW! :)

    _______

    Okay, forget the divorce papers! We`re still together.. :D

  • ilovemusic

    We all need help. Poor Nicholas is probably both freaked out and VERY turned on right now ;) All thanks to us :D

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    —-
    It should actually be in England. but what ever!

    ……………..
    Yeah that’s true.
    But people from EVERYWHERE visit Disney Orlando, it’s way more expensive to go to Europe than the USA if you live outside.

  • xoxokatie8

    don’t judge –
    i hate you :P

  • xoxokatie8

    Okay, were friends again:)

    =======

    http://tinyurl.com/y9452bl

    :D :D :D

  • SlippinIntoTheLava x3

    Heyyy everybody. :D

  • Mercedes

    so, the red pee is period?

    ok, i gonna go look that up, so when i go the docters i’ll have a thorough description of my condition.

    thanks guys.

    _____

    There is nothing wrong with having a period, it’s life.

    haha tell it like it is DAMP

  • If the moon fell down tonight

    ………….
    Lmao I know right?
    And then he’ll just whisper in my ear things like “Babe you are the only one, I love, I LOOOOOVEEE YOUUUU”, screaming while being all turned on.
    Lmao, If my parents just read this XD Hahahahah.

    Dude xD That’s nothing.
    Imagine him screaming your name over and over again, just moaning and sweating all over xD
    …………….
    Lmfao!
    WHO’S THE KING? YOU ARE THE KING JOE! YOU ARE!
    Maaaaaan, you just got me started.
    Then I have to look at my mom’s eyes.

  • m

    cony said:
    Most of my friends really really dislike Disney music. But if they had to choose, it would be Miley.
    ——
    Miley’s the only mainstream disney artist. Selena is just starting to get into mainstream with Naturally. Are your friends guys or girls? (sorry for all these questions lol)

  • Daydreamer…

    Too. Much. Dirty. Joe. Thoughts xD
    ………….
    Lmao I know right?
    And then he’ll just whisper in my ear things like “Babe you are the only one, I love, I LOOOOOVEEE YOUUUU”, screaming while being all turned on.
    Lmao, If my parents just read this XD Hahahahah.

    Dude xD That’s nothing.
    Imagine him screaming your name over and over again, just moaning and sweating all over xD

    OMG
    im effin dying.
    ———-
    LMAO!!!! I literally spit out my pop when I read that.

  • Gandalf

    Sure, sure. I caught you and now you’re getting defensive. :)

    ———

    *Face palm* No not at all.

    -G

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Summer post are EPIC!
    —-
    Then I will make sure to come visit at least 1 day this summer =] lol
    ——
    haha I have a feeling The Shane and Mitchie kiss post will be epic….

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    this post is soo wrong >___<
    hes a baby thinks about joe thinks about joe

  • sTaCeY

    TOMORROW IS MY BIRFDAY!!!!

    why you guys talkin’ bout sex….>_>

  • oxoemmaoxo

    ImNotAnnoying said:

    HI peoples!

    Hi.
    You missed the sex talk about jonas ;)
    It was fun.

    haha
    hey I already know it was fun ;)

    LOL.
    —-
    I like you icon! :)

    Thanx like yours too.

    Your Welcome! and thank you!

    your welcome too.

  • ilovemusic

    You think or you know? lmao. I still don’t know whether to believe he’s a virgin or not x)

    Both. Sometimes i know he’s a virgin, sometimes i think he’s a virgin.
    LOL did that make sense.
    And believe he’s not sa virgin. ;)
    —-

    But Nicholas is a good boy ;)

    Yes in interviews and stuff he seems like a good boy, But behind the camera he’s one dirty bad boy. ;)

    Lmao, I bet he is. I think the same for all 3 Jonas boys. They may look sweet, but they’re total bad boys when the cameras aren’t rolling xD

  • oxoemmaoxo

    BeJealous said:

    You all can take Joe in your bed.
    Nick, however, will be in mine.

    FUCK NO bitch ;) he’s mine :P

    Ha.
    You wish.
    ;)

    Dude, my wish already came true ;)
    I’m doing Nick 25/8.

    he’s doing me after he texted me saying to meet at his truck in a victoria seacret.

  • Mercedes

    How about this Starlight, if you could back to OU, I’ll say it

    *big grin*

    do it starlight!!