The Veronicas FHM FOXY

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The Veronicas‘ Lisa & Jess in FHM Germany’s Feb. ’10 issue. Credit: MagXOne.

  • ChikenLittle

    wow they look hooot!
    joe joe, horny boy!

    hahaha thats so joe!

  • DemiandMileyPones

    OU can bitchy sometimes.

    ______

    :) You speak the truth.

  • iFail2Much

    The ending of HSM3 is really sad. /thought I would share

  • LLLAURA

    :)Stunning.

  • Anonymous

    dirrty ho’s! not even pretty not even sexy
    just trashy and ugggly

  • Anonymous

    I think the one with the darker hair is way prettier. I dont even think the blonde is THAT pretty

  • m

    Joe please stop creeping on this post.

  • xoxokatie8

    love themmm! :D:D:D

  • peacelovehearts

    i need those shoes

  • joe

    oh baby
    there gorgeous

  • itsfearless

    Traumfrauen (dream girls) – The Veronicas
    “I want to find go shopping, find a pub and meet my future man”

    I’m supposed to be doing German homework right now. This totally counts… :)

  • musiciseverything

    Ugh. Their shoes. I must have them. Beautiful.

  • Anonymous

    TRUE ROCKSTARS

  • Timber518

    They’re very good looking, but am I the only one who thinks they always seem a little bit too close? I mean, I know they’re sisters and stuff, so obviously they’re close. But they always seem to be all over each other. Don’t hate me for saying that, I have nothing against them. Promise. =P

    But they are gorgeous. XD

  • Anonymous

    the blonde one is jessica and the other is lisa

  • TeamAnons

    Arent they sisters?

  • E.

    oh baby
    there gorgeous

    —————–

    iknow right!
    and im a girl..

  • Moose

    can you send an email to oceanupped@gmail.com

    with the subject KAILEY SWANSONS NEW SINGLE!

    saying “Dear Oceanup,
    Please post about Kailey Swanson’s new single!!!
    Crazy in love
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwe9As8xv9Q&feature=channel

    EVERYONE CHECK OUT THE LINK ALSO
    KAILEY IS AN AMAZING SINGER

  • itsme

    So this is why Joe likes them. I kid,I kid.

    I agree…I love their shoes.

  • itsme

    Yes

  • Timber518

    can you send an email to oceanupped@gmail.com

    with the subject KAILEY SWANSONS NEW SINGLE!

    saying “Dear Oceanup,
    Please post about Kailey Swanson’s new single!!!
    Crazy in love
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwe9As8xv9Q&feature=channel

    EVERYONE CHECK OUT THE LINK ALSO
    KAILEY IS AN AMAZING SINGER

    —–

    I’ve never heard of Kailey Swanson… Lol! Maybe that’s just me though… =/

  • DemiandMileyPones

    You have got to be kidding me right? I got flagged fr saying cute? OceanUp, kinda, gtfo. :l

  • ericabbyx22

    Love them (:

  • itsme

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    You have got to be kidding me right? I got flagged fr saying cute? OceanUp, kinda, gtfo. :l
    ———-
    OU can bitchy sometimes.

  • ericabbyx22

    You have got to be kidding me right? I got flagged fr saying cute? OceanUp, kinda, gtfo. :l
    _____
    I got flagged for saying cool before.
    OceanUp fails.

  • msjonas13

    theyre pretty

  • Blue_Crush

    Hey sam,

    I got it you can delete it now. I sent you a request on twitter. I like the word Raspberry, what can I say. And rain, rain makes me smile lol

  • Anonymous

    Well someone’s desperate…

  • Anonymous

    How is what they are wearing any worse than what katy Perry or Lady gaga wear on stage or everyday??? They look HOT suck it up all you jealous teenies

    Lady Gaga and Katy Perry make bad music. They are also desperate to sell, just like these 2 girls.

  • Lora_Veronicas

    Yeowww :)

  • Anonymous

    Ewwwwwwwww. I love how these girls think they’re so hot and sexy, which really they’re just so trashy.Not.Classy.At.All.

  • Anonymous

    Sad that pretty young women feel the need to dress like this in a mag. Their talent should speak for itself and not feel the need to wear very little in a mag. shoot to get attention.

    Now, for Joe Jonas. Is he suppose to only befriend everyone that believes the way he does? Well, they are friends with a group that openly drinks on stage, smokes and opening says they sleep around. Is that what the Jonas Brothers believe? NO, but can they enjoy the music of that group? Yes.

    Plus if the Jonas Brothers only hung out with people who don’t have sex until marriage, well, they would be a pretty lonely lot wouldn’t they?

  • Danger-ous

    Sam, Blue Crush, Lauren, etc. You are some of the most sensible people on here and I am ECSTATIC that there are reasonable, realistic fans out there. It’s so refreshing. You’re spot on with everything you’ve said in this thread.

  • Anonymous

    its pretty sad that talented, pretty girls like the veronicas have been dumbed down that much they feel the need to get dressed up all dirty and pose like sk@nks in a magazine to enhance their fame.

  • Blue_Crush

    Sam

    Oh you could absolutely tell that she did the right thing, and I’m glad that Joe hasn’t been trying to get serious with anyone, although i’m sure he’s had plenty of booty calls. For example, Brenda Song? Yeah

    I won’t say much more on here, I’ll just wait until I can be uncensored through private messages.

    I have a twitter but it’s just a fake one so I can follow celebs. None of my friends have twitters, I’m all about facebook but we can start with twitter.

    Sorry I took so long to respond, I was writing out a speech for one of my classes.
    But I’ll be online now because I’ll be typing out the speech so I’ll keep checking back until you post it and let you know as soon as I get it so you can delete it.

  • Blue_Crush

    Lauren,

    I would love to have your twitter as well, as I stated above though, I only use it so I can see what celebs are up to, I use facebook a lot more, but we can discuss that later. I like talking to sane people about celebs and other things lol

  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry but I have to disagree on your opinion of the Veronicas. Apparently, you’re not noticing the name of the magazine. FHM is a sexy magazine. Those who did a shoot with FHM has to show some body parts, it’s the way it is. And it is not about wanting the attention, because believe me. They’re very happy with what they have now.

  • Anonymous

    its pretty sad that talented, pretty girls like the veronicas have been dumbed down that much they feel the need to get dressed up all dirty and pose like sk@nks in a magazine to enhance their fame.
    —————————————-

    There’s no need to hide your jealousy for their beauty, my dear. I’ve known the Veronicas for years, and I must tell you. They’re not dressing like this for some special attention, it is just their style.

  • Anonymous

    Lisa is the sexxxxxxxxxxxx WOW

  • Anonymous

    How is what they are wearing any worse than what katy Perry or Lady gaga wear on stage or everyday??? They look HOT suck it up all you jealous teenies

  • MaryMary

    This is so OLD. Jess is back to black now. Love them so much <3

    &

    Anonymous said:
    Which one is the bisexual? Jess,right?
    _________________

    None of them. Jess just kissed Ruby Rose one freaking time. They are sooooo dating.
    Big deal.

    Get it, everyone? They’re both straight. Thank you.

    &

    Anonymous said:
    Ewwwwwwwww. I love how these girls think they’re so hot and sexy, which really they’re just so trashy.Not.Classy.At.All.
    ________________

    Ew to your face.

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE THE VERONICASSS

    They are the sexiest girls out there!!!!!!!!

    And are real! Not all fake Disney
    THATS probably why Joe likes them!

  • Anonymous

    The blond one, Jess?, kinda favors Pixie Lott a little. At least to me she does!

  • Sam In Atlanta

    Blue-Crush

    I only use mine to talk to friends on here and DM and stuff. Lauren is in Australia, so the time difference gets us sometimes. You can get hers from me if she’s not on anymore.

  • LAURENJ-

    Thankgod for The Veronicas Post…Sam, Blue Crush and myself (LAURENJ) have alot in common..We are sane, mature ppl with brains and see the world for what it really is….We know how the real world works and we can now talk about mature stuff without feeling fustrated or feel the need to blow our brains because of stupid talk….LOL

    Blue crush I have a twitter and would love to except you and talk outside the teenie world….

  • Anonymous

    The Veronicas are super hot

  • Sam In Atlanta

    Lauren,

    yeah, we have got to find this girl. If you’re ever on and see her and I’m not, give her mine, too.

  • Anonymous

    Agreed they are amazing

    Jess is every girls dream and Lisa is every guys dream haa haa

  • itsme

    DemiandMileyPones said:

    OU can bitchy sometimes.

    ______

    :) You speak the truth.
    ——–
    blah.blah.blah. Happy pancake day! lmfao. What’s upppp?

  • Blue_Crush

    Sam

    You have no idea how thrilled I’m going to be when someday everything comes out into the open, and everything is exposed. So many people will be in shock, and I’ll just sit there and laugh.

    And what the boys do is completely normal, they’re just acting like typically normal human males. But of course, they have this image to portray that they’re so deep into, that they can’t back out of it. If they backed out of everything now and just came out with the truth, well there goes their career right there.

    And Camilla definitely did the right thing. Like you said, I would have done the same thing in her situation. That was perfectly reasonable for her to do because she was actually thinking unlike Joe. Hopefully as everything has cooled down, Joe can look back and realize what she did was the right thing to do as well. I wish them both the best of luck.

    Ha, the only reason I have an account on TJ is for the presales and meet and greets. I used to post a while ago, but I couldn’t say a thing or else I would get attacked.

    I don’t think I’ve ever talked to you before this, I just recently made an account on this site. But, I feel as if we will become good friends. I have someone to rant about to when I feel like there are no sensible teenagers left in the world and with whom I can talk about what is REALLY happening in Jonas land. OceanUp doesn’t have private messaging do they? Lame

  • Pixita

    LAURENJ- said:

    Anonymous said:

    And this is the kind of girl that Joe likes! Says a lot about Joe.
    ________________

    First of all you are not Joe Jonas and you dont get to live his life or choose his friends and have a say on how to conduct his private affairs…..if you took your head out of your ass long enough you would realise this……
    ——-
    Right on Sista
    I think she needs a tractor and a chain!

  • LAURENJ-

    Blue_Crush

    yes I loved their first album but I loved their second one Hook Me Up more…I guess I just love them the most…I love their attitude and also love their humbleness towards life and giving back constantly to their fans & charity…They rock and are definetly in my book Aussie icons!!!!

  • Sam In Atlanta

    Love these two.

    Anyone who decides to judge them (or Joe for his relationship with them) can kindly GTFO. They’re adults and don’t need or deserve a bunch of stupid children getting all up in their business. These girls are beautiful and talented, and that’s all that matters.

  • Blue_Crush

    I have loved the veronicas for years…I love their music alot and they are very talented & gifted girls…Yes, they are hot & sexy and kudos to them for being so….LOL

    i just hate trolls who base their opinion because of Joe Jonas…I truly feel sorry for him because no matter what he does for his fans or whoever he hangs out with he tends to cop alot of crap uncalled for….the guy is allowed to live his life how he sees fit, not how the fans want it to be….They need to realise that Joe is his own person and overall is a great guy doing and living the best way he can…and doesn’t need ppl butting in his personal life when he already gives so much of himself in the public eye…..

    _____________________________________

    Yes, The Veronicas are amazing and incredibly talented and they’re just so down to earth and real. And I’m completely straight but DAMN those girls are hot.

    And sadly no matter what Joe does, or any of these young stars for that matter, they’re always going to be bashed and criticized on everything little thing they do. I hate how a lot of the their fans get mad at them because of who they hang out wit or who they are possibly dating. It’s like they think they have the right to tell these kids who they are allowed to hang out with and who they aren’t allowed to hang out with. They don’t own any of these people.

    And they act like they know exactly who they are just based on the information they know about. These kids have no idea what they are like when they aren’t around in the spot light or being interviewed. There is SO much that goes on behind closed doors with these Disney stars that a lot of these fans don’t even know about, and it’s a good thing they don’t or else they would flip.

    All in all, I think a lot of younger fans forget that they’re human, and put them up on a pedestal where they can’t do anything wrong and can only hang out with, and do certain things.

    Okay end rant.
    I really should be working on a speech I have to give tomorrow lol

  • Anonymous

    There third albums gonna be amazing. They don’t care what some stupid tweens on this site think of them, they’re huge in Australia and gaining attention here, they don’t need tween tards.

  • Blue_Crush

    yes I loved their first album but I loved their second one Hook Me Up more…I guess I just love them the most…I love their attitude and also love their humbleness towards life and giving back constantly to their fans & charity…They rock and are definetly in my book Aussie icons!!!!

    ________

    Yes, Hook Me Up is definitely by far my favorite album of theirs. And honestly my favorite song would probably have to be Everything and that one wasn’t even released onto the main cd.

  • iFail2Much

    :( I cried.
    All three of the HSM’s are legit the besttt !

    I cried too. :'(
    I want the rest of my life to feel like a High School Musical.

  • Sam In Atlanta

    Blue_Crush

    Actually, I’m an older fan. All of 21! Glad you’re around now.

    I’m hoping that Joe sees that what Camilla did was the best thing for both of them. Although, the way he’s dealing with it just tells me that she was right all along. There was a catalyst that started the whole downfall, sure, but it needed to be this way. After what happened, you just can’t go back to normal as if nothing was wrong. That’s not possible. But at least Joe seems to not want to be serious about anyone at the moment, which is good. He needed to get his shit together.

    If they were to change their story much more than they already did, the shit would hit the fan. Until their contract with Disney is up, they’re obligated to uphold a certain image. The funny thing is that inside their organization, none of this is a secret. Everyone knows down to the last roadie and intern. The reason it doesn’t get printed is because Disney controls the media and has very powerful lawyers. But the media knows. It’s just the dumb teenies that think they are perfect that are fooled. I just saw a thread on TJ a second ago about Nick’s purity ring on his necklace. People were going apeshit defending him. So essentially, mission accomplished. They’ve effectively snowed a ton of little girls into thinking these guys are super-human and perfect. Wouldn’t they have learned anything from Britney. There are people who would have thrown themselves under a bus rather than believe that Britney and Justin were doing “it”.

    No, no private messaging, but do you have twitter? I can give you mine and you can send a request. Then I’ll edit the post to take it out. Let me know, then stay around here to get it.

  • emmbugg

    these are reallyyy old.
    they soo pretyyy!!

  • vanessa

    Sometimes they look really pretty,right now? not so much. loose all the makep and fake extentions!

  • Sam In Atlanta

    Blue_Crush….

    Agree 100%. I hate the kiddies who are like “OMJ! Joe is friends with HER? She’s a SLUT!” If they only knew what a lot of these Disney kids, including JB, were up to, they’d all spontaneously combust. Which would probably be a good thing.

  • Anonymous

    whoa. but ididnt know they were faternal twins??

  • TSLove

    I like some some of their songs.I hate sleeved tattoos.In my opion,on anybody,it kinda looks trashy.But thats just my opion.

  • Anonymous

    Ewwwwww incestuous.

  • LAURENJ-

    Blue_Crush

    Yes Everything is a great song but my all time favourite is “Revenge is Sweeter Than You”…very powerful and to the point…I also like “Mother Mother”…What I love about their music is their LYRICS…The words to their songs are real and legit and meaningful…Listening to them sing you actually feel like you are living their lives…They sing from the heart and no bullshit…Everything is real and to the point!!!! Yes I am passionate about them as u can see…LOL

  • Emilicious

    Oh Joe and his threesomes!

    Lol. Just kidding.

  • Dylan

    I love them (and this shoot). But I gotta be honest, I am super glad Jess FINALLY ditched the blonde.

    Oceanup needs more Veronicas ;)

  • MileyIsBestest

    Ahh I love The Veroncias. They should be more well known, they are what you would call real talent, none of that disney shit.

  • Anonymous

    And this is the kind of girl that Joe likes! Says a lot about Joe.

  • Blue_Crush

    Sam

    It honestly disgusts me how some of these kids put stars up on these pedestals. I had to stop going on Team Jonas because I felt like my IQ was dropping and because they were always bashing their girlfriends like Camilla. Actually don’t even get me started on the whole Camilla thing. I loved those two together and it’s a shame how things really ended. But of course teenies all blame her for the break-up and blah blah, when in reality they really have no clue what really happened.

    But anyway, the things some of the girls say on that site just make me sick. They believe EVERYTHING that comes out of their mouths. The boys have to protect their image so of course they can’t say half of the things they are thinking or say what they were really doing the other night, because teenies would combust, which would be a good thing because they drive me nuts.

    Seriously if some of the stuff got out that has happened in their past, it would be WW3. Their perfect image on the Jonas Brothers would be shattered.

    I really could go on about my feelings towards younger jonas fans for hours haha

  • Anonymous

    Joes friends with these sluts??

  • LAURENJ-

    Oceanup needs more Veronicas ;)

    ****************YES they do and when and if it happens, the world will be a better place for it…You see us aussie’s are pretty straight ppl and tell it, how we see it…No bars or qualms about anything…We are pretty much laid back ppl with our lives and thoughts….LOL

  • DemiandMileyPones

    blah.blah.blah. Happy pancake day! lmfao. What’s upppp?

    ___

    Go on the Nick psot.

  • DemiandMileyPones

    *post

  • Blue_Crush

    God I love these two! I have been a fan of them since their first album, The Secret Life of The Veronicas, came out in 06. They’re my favorite band, I listen to them all of the time.

    Plus, when I found out the Joseph was good friends with them, well I think I had a slight teenie attack.

    I hope they come over to the U.S again soon on tour.

  • LAURENJ-

    OH Please could you all just fucking get off Joe’s tail and leave the poor guy alone….It’s his perogative to choose his OWN friends and again It’s Joe’s life not yours…….

    Secondly, a proud Aussie I am and I am very proud and honoured to have The Veronicas in my life…i love them and their music and they are very talented and gorgeous girls…they do so many wonderful and charitable things and are simply awesome girls….

    Again, Joe or The Veronicas or whatever musicians you like should be because of their music and talents
    NOT THEIR EFFING PRIVATE LIVES!!!!MINE YOUR OWN BUSINESS and live your life how you see fit…

  • Blue_Crush

    they’re hot and talented. jess is walking sex

    _______________________________-

    pretty much

  • Blue_Crush

    OH Please could you all just fucking get off Joe’s tail and leave the poor guy alone….It’s his perogative to choose his OWN friends and again It’s Joe’s life not yours…….

    Secondly, a proud Aussie I am and I am very proud and honoured to have The Veronicas in my life…i love them and their music and they are very talented and gorgeous girls…they do so many wonderful and charitable things and are simply awesome girls….

    Again, Joe or The Veronicas or whatever musicians you like should be because of their music and talents
    NOT THEIR EFFING PRIVATE LIVES!!!!MINE YOUR OWN BUSINESS and live your life how you see fit…

    _______________________________________
    Wow, a sensible person on OceanUp who seems to have a brain, and who adores The Veronicas and Joesph as much as me? I must be dreaming.

    I think we should be friends : )

  • Sam In Atlanta

    Blue_Crush

    I feel like I should know you. Or if I don’t, I should.

    Someday the True Hollywood Story is going to be very interesting. These kids think those guys do no wrong. If they only knew. And I’m not even saying what they do is “wrong”, because it’s not to me. Just normal. It’s not even just their past. It’s their present, and their future.

    But don’t get me started on the mess that became of Jomilla. I don’t blame her. She did nothing that I wouldn’t have done in the same situation. Loved those two together, but that was then. I wish that both of them find someone that makes them as happy as they were when they were together.

    I agree about TJ too. Those are the worst of the worst as far as thinking they are some sort of gods or something. Those girls are the most delusional teenies in the world.

  • LAURENJ-

    Anonymous said:

    And this is the kind of girl that Joe likes! Says a lot about Joe.
    ________________

    First of all you are not Joe Jonas and you dont get to live his life or choose his friends and have a say on how to conduct his private affairs…..if you took your head out of your ass long enough you would realise this……

    Secondly, The Veronicas are great ppl who have done so much wonderful things over the years and it takes a great person to see this, not a narrow minded, gossipmonger like yourself who’s opinion is based on shit!!!

  • LAURENJ-

    Blue_Crush

    I have loved the veronicas for years…I love their music alot and they are very talented & gifted girls…Yes, they are hot & sexy and kudos to them for being so….LOL

    i just hate trolls who base their opinion because of Joe Jonas…I truly feel sorry for him because no matter what he does for his fans or whoever he hangs out with he tends to cop alot of crap uncalled for….the guy is allowed to live his life how he sees fit, not how the fans want it to be….They need to realise that Joe is his own person and overall is a great guy doing and living the best way he can…and doesn’t need ppl butting in his personal life when he already gives so much of himself in the public eye…..

  • Jess&Lisa<3

    Okaay, just stating,
    They are identical twins.
    Jess (blonde) is bi sexual, one minutes older, dyed her hair back to her natural hair color, & plays guitar + bass.

    Lisa, is straight, has only dated guys, plays little bit of bass, guitar, & drums.

    They are EXTREMELY close, & there’s no problem with that. They love each other, and fight all the time.

    In my opinion, they’re beautiful, and gorgeous. And beastly singers. I love The Veronicas. <3

  • Jess&Lisa<3

    Oh, and they’re 25. Born Christmas Day. December 25.

    Very good looking for 25.

  • xoxokatie8

    everything im not = best song ever :D

  • Anonymous

    Which one is the bisexual? Jess,right?

  • xoxokatie8

    The ending of HSM3 is really sad. /thought I would share

    :( I cried.
    All three of the HSM’s are legit the besttt !

  • supercalifragilisticoespialidoso

    this is going to sound weird but they make me think incest is not a sin. xD

  • fluffykitty

    I LOVE THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    they are so damn hot ! <3 i’d go lesbo for them ;D hahahah JOE!

  • supercalifragilisticoespialidoso

    omg, no, i didn’t mean that xD shit.

  • Anonymous

    That’s awkward, whoever directed obviously had some sort of weird incestuous lesbian thing in mind….seriously, one on her knees in front of the others vag….ick

  • Anonymous

    they’re hot and talented. jess is walking sex

  • Anonymous

    Incest!!

  • Anonymous

    First fucking comment

  • whoa

    HOLY MAMA

    FAP FAP FAP

  • Blue_Crush

    Lauren

    I agree. Their lyrics tell how they really feel and they don’t beat around the bush. I love every single one of the their songs. Not only are the lyrics good, but the beats are insanely catchy.

    The Veronicas are probably the first band that I legitimately liked every single one of their songs.

    I have yet to see them in concert and I really want to

  • Anonymous

    WHORES

  • Anonymous

    first bitches

  • LAURENJ-

    Anonymous said:

    Joes friends with these sluts??
    ____________________

    Well Id rather have Joe be friends with The Veronicas than someone like you who is a very narrow, shallow minded person with a bitch of a brain…..Show some respect…Its your narrow mind that is a slut in the way she thinks….Go to bed and get some much needed rest!!!!!

  • KnightsOfCydonia

    Damn. So hot.

  • Janis Lan

    Love them :D

  • Kourtney

    kinda weird, I guess just because they’re sisters

    but they look hot :)

  • iFail2Much

    Killler shoes.

  • Anonymous

    i know what joes jacking off to tonight.

  • KnightsOfCydonia

    lmao.

  • LAURENJ-

    Blue_Crush

    i have seen them twice and feel pretty lucky…They are so good in concerts and their live performances are just as good too…They will be touring the USA soon….I cant wait for them to come back home again and tour too….

  • Blue_Crush

    Laruen

    I’ve always wanted to visit Australia and that must be amazing to live their.

    Hopefully when they come back over here I’ll be able to see them

  • MileyIsBestest

    Lauren I think you would have to be one of the coolest people on OU!! You are awesome :)

  • LAURENJ-

    MileyIsBestest said:

    Lauren I think you would have to be one of the coolest people on OU!! You are awesome :)
    ****************

    Thankyou babes!!!!

  • xafranbix

    i Bet Joe already has 35 copies of that magazine..