Joe Jonas PARKS CAR ON STREET

  • Anonymous

    Because of how insanely stupid this was I laughed the whole way through! =D Its a great title also….. “Joe jonas PARKS CAR ON STREET” Woah. I’m thinking thats gotta be one Epic video! *Sarcasm* XD

  • Anonymous

    Really?? OU u need 2 post
    that he can park his car??
    Damnnn..!! WTF!!

  • SmileySimpson

    Haha…this reminds me of “Joe Eats Food” Lol…i think he’s right!!! They do post stupid things about him.

  • ilovemusic

    OMGGZZZ HE PARKED HIS CAR?!!?!?!?! :OOOOO

    You’re so weird, OU.

  • Anonymous

    lol i love joe but this vid was stupid! and the title made me laugh. haha =)

  • Anonymous

    OMGG :O
    HE REALLY PARKED HIS CAR ON THE STREET?
    Thats GREAT :) Hes lucky he park

    Lmaoo wtf kind post is this? :]

  • Sweetdisposition

    “Joe Jonas parks car on street”, omg that’s amazing! That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

  • Anonymous

    OH WOW
    haaha he’s hot though :)

  • KeepTheFaith

    Well this is a cool post. It must really be awful to have cameras follow your every move. Good to know he can park a car. :)

  • Nobody Does It Better xx

    That was sexy parking.

  • livindalife

    What a headline!
    “Joe parks car on street.”
    I’m starstruck!

  • musiciseverything

    Fascinating OU. Just fascinating.

  • Anonymous

    OMG I CAN DO THAT TOO!!

    but it’s much more cooler when joe dose it ofcourse..

  • livindalife

    Mar 24, 2010 @ 12:48 pm
    Nobody Does It … said:

    That was sexy parking.
    ————-
    I <3 your icon. : )

  • iloveyouux

    I didnt even bother to watch the video.

  • Anonymous

    He needs to get new jeans…those are not flattering…

  • Cherry

    OMFG! OMFG! NO WAYZZ??!??

  • xxx

    what a sexy ass mofo!!! good thing i wasn’t there! i would of jumped him and fucked him right there in the middle of the street! sooo hot!!!

  • JonasGirl007

    Fascinating OU. Just fascinating.
    ==
    Just groundbreaking news.

  • Nancy1069

    I didnt even bother to watch the video.
    __________________
    Me neither, I would waste 54 seconds of my life

  • GoldenGal9311

    “Joe Jonas PARKS CAR ON STREET”

    OMG! We must be getting closer to curing cancer!

  • iloveyouux

    what a sexy ass mofo!!! good thing i wasn’t there! i would of jumped him and fucked him right there in the middle of the street! sooo hot!!!

    Well that’s not creepy at all.

  • musiciseverything

    Just groundbreaking news.

    Ikr? Just amazing.

  • livindalife

    Mar 24, 2010 @ 12:50 pm
    xxx said:

    what a sexy ass mofo!!! good thing i wasn’t there! i would of jumped him and fucked him right there in the middle of the street! sooo hot!!!
    —————-
    I laughed at this waaaaaay too much.

  • KeepTheFaith

    I didnt even bother to watch the video.

    I didn’t watch it either. Joe can park a car, amazzzing. I love him, but what an unnecessary post.

  • Hannahh

    Wow. Shocker.

  • JonasGirl007

    Ikr? Just amazing.
    ===
    :O I see it now…

    Joe Jonas EATS FOOD

  • SamanthaLovesMusic

    Oh my god, no way! xD

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    layer my hair
    ___
    maybe you should
    i haven’t done it in along time

  • Gabby

    Lol, seriously I agree with everyone. It’s sooo interesting that he’s parking his car on the streets! I mean no one does that anymore… Poor him. It really would be annoying to have paparazzi following you everywhere. :/

  • Anonymous

    Oh my gosh, he is so incredibly beautifully hot!

  • ET

    I wish i’d walk as cool as Joe does.

  • KeepTheFaith

    Lol..i know. I emailed in the KCA Presenters so maybe they’ll post that?

    I’ll be surprised if they do post it, OU is so slow. Who’s presenting?

  • dani

    lol oceanup! what a weird post. between this and the nick shoulder bag thing..what is up with you today??

  • Mercedes

    Seriously, what can’t he do?

    -_-

  • livindalife

    iloveyouux said:

    I love how OU had to capitalize ‘PARKS CAR ON STREET’
    —————-
    OceanUP’s sarcasm < Everything else in life.

  • musiciseverything

    My mom is trying out her new camera.

    On me.

    No FLASH!

    I hate camera flashes. My mom does that to me all the time. I feel your pain.

  • JoeJonasGirl0676

    Mar 24, 2010 @ 01:00 pm
    Anonymous said:

    is that demis house??

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Doubt it. She was filming Sonny With A Chance more than likely.

  • dani

    what a sexy ass mofo!!! good thing i wasn’t there! i would of jumped him and fucked him right there in the middle of the street! sooo hot!!!
    __
    what. the. hell.

  • Anonymous

    is that demis house??

  • ET

    Mercedes said:
    Seriously, what can’t he do?

    -_-
    _______
    HE CAN WALK!

  • SmileySimpson

    slow news day Oceanup?
    ____________________
    Lol..i know. I emailed in the KCA Presenters so maybe they’ll post that?

    Oohh Who is presenting?
    __
    Miranda Cosgrove, Lilly Collins, Keke Palmer, Katy Perry,Robert Downey JR, Victoria Justice, Jonah Hill, Cory Moneith, Jackson Rathbone, Lea Michele, Nicola Peltz, Jaden Smith. And Apollo Ohno will break the Slime slingshot record with John Cena.

  • Laurawr

    jerseygirl said:

    Joe Jonas parks a car??????

    HE’S AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ——

    Hahahha! :’)

  • JonasGirl007

    I hate camera flashes. My mom does that to me all the time. I feel your pain.
    ====
    I’m slightly blinded.

    I hate that -.-

  • nickjjismyhusband

    wow. how impressive!

  • Alyssa

    WOAH! I have NEVER seen someone park their car on the street! Amazing and talented!!!

    Not.

    I hate paparazzis..

  • xxx

    I’m sure Joe would rather run you over.

    HAHAHAHAHA.
    ——
    laugh all you want girls but trust me if joe saw me that would definitely not be the case! i would fuck his brains out and give him the best bj of his life!!!

  • bruna

    NO WAY? THAT’S FREAKING AMAZING OCEANUP! wow, who cares about chile now? JOE PARKS CAR ON STREET! freaking amazing…

  • xoxokatie8

    lmao, i can’t believe I watched that. I feel like a creeper

  • peacelovehearts

    “Joe Jonas parks car on street”
    WTF Oceanup?!?

  • Anonymous

    i know thousands of people that park cars, so whats the big deal.

  • iloveyouux

    laugh all you want girls but trust me if joe saw me that would definitely not be the case! i would fuck his brains out and give him the best bj of his life!!!

    Disgusting.

  • livindalife

    Laurawr said:

    jerseygirl said:

    Joe Jonas parks a car??????

    HE’S AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ——

    Hahahha! :’)

    ————
    Your icon is soooo adorable. <3

  • SmileySimpson

    __I’ll be surprised if they do post it, OU is so slow. Who’s presenting?________________________
    Miranda Cosgrove, Lilly Collins, Keke Palmer, Katy Perry,Robert Downey JR, Victoria Justice, Jonah Hill, Cory Moneith, Jackson Rathbone, Lea Michele, Nicola Peltz, Jaden Smith. And Apollo Ohno will break the Slime slingshot record with John Cena.

  • livindalife

    (replying to this) – Mar 24, 2010 @ 12:55 pm
    SmileySimpson said:

    slow news day Oceanup?
    ____________________
    Lol..i know. I emailed in the KCA Presenters so maybe they’ll post that?
    ———–
    Oooooh.
    Who’s presenting? :D

  • BlahBlahBlah

    Just LMFAO at this whole post!

  • JonasGirl007

    Teehee.
    ===
    My mom is trying out her new camera.

    On me.

    No FLASH!

  • Brangelina

    slow news day Oceanup?
    ____________________
    Lol..i know. I emailed in the KCA Presenters so maybe they’ll post that?

    Oohh Who is presenting?

  • iloveyouux

    I love how OU had to capitalize ‘PARKS CAR ON STREET’

  • Joe is # 1

    Joe’s the best Jonas Brother by far! The other 2 are so fug next to him. I don’t even like the Jonas Brothers but I only watch their videos to look at Joe. He is gorgeous. I hope the Jonas Brothers break up so Joe can have a solo career and be a superstar!

  • Danger-ous

    Joe is # 1 said:

    Joe’s the best Jonas Brother by far! The other 2 are so fug next to him. I don’t even like the Jonas Brothers but I only watch their videos to look at Joe. He is gorgeous. I hope the Jonas Brothers break up so Joe can have a solo career and be a superstar!
    ________
    WTF is he now? A random nobody?

  • JonasGirl007

    Hmm… Who knows. But you want me. :P
    ===
    You would know.

    And maybe I do. :P

  • Aryanna

    musiciseverything said:

    Rah²Ah²Ah
    Roma²Ma Ah
    Gaga Oh La La
    Want your bad romance

    Oh yes. =]
    ————-
    My mom always turns off the radio when she hears that song coming up. Heh. =D

  • musiciseverything

    You would know.

    And maybe I do. :P

    I do know if I want you or not. But you don’t. :P

  • Aryanna

    Joe is # 1 said:

    Joe’s the best Jonas Brother by far! The other 2 are so fug next to him. I don’t even like the Jonas Brothers but I only watch their videos to look at Joe. He is gorgeous. I hope the Jonas Brothers break up so Joe can have a solo career and be a superstar!
    —————-
    Ugh. Screw you.

  • Anonymous

    It took him until he was 19 to get a license, I hope a year and a half later he can park his expensive car. Does he ever ride the motorcycle he just had to have back when he was young and humble?

  • musiciseverything

    Where’s waffle? I know she’s creeping.

  • JonasGirl007

    I do know if I want you or not. But you don’t. :P
    ==
    No.

    But I have an inkling.

  • Anonymous

    um… seriously OU?

  • musiciseverything

    My mom always turns off the radio when she hears that song coming up. Heh. =D

    My mom too. She can’t help but love that song. =]

  • Skittles

    Everyone who’s complaining about the paprazzi just stop! If it wasn’t for them we wouldn’t get videos like this! Joe’s hot <333

  • musiciseverything

    No.

    But I have an inkling.

    What is an inkling?

  • JonasGirl007

    What is an inkling?
    ==
    A lead, a guess, a feeling.

  • Aryanna

    musiciseverything said:

    My mom always turns off the radio when she hears that song coming up. Heh. =D

    My mom too. She can’t help but love that song. =]
    ————–
    Yeah, like the beat.

  • austin19

    It took him until he was 19 to get a license, I hope a year and a half later he can park his expensive car. Does he ever ride the motorcycle he just had to have back when he was young and humble?

    ahahaha , agreeeed .

  • musiciseverything

    A lead, a guess, a feeling.

    You and your weird words.

  • Anonymous

    this video + these comments = me having a huge laughing fit :)

  • JonasGirl007

    You and your weird words.
    ==
    I do have an inkling.

    It’s not that you want me.. no…

    it’s that you need me :P

  • musiciseverything

    I do have an inkling.

    It’s not that you want me.. no…

    it’s that you need me :P

    We need each other. Let’s face it. :P

  • JonasGirl007

    We need each other. Let’s face it. :P
    ==
    Sigh…

    so I guess Katie wins?

  • _Tiger_

    christinebieber said:

    OMG WOOOW THIS IS THE MOST INTERESTING POST YET!!!
    ————
    Hahahaha.

  • xoxokatie8

    i want someone to love me, for who i amm

  • musiciseverything

    Sigh…

    so I guess Katie wins?

    Guess she does. Dammit.

  • Anonymous

    is it just me or does joe seem like he would be an overly sexual kinky freak in bed?!?!
    _
    WTF?!

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    xoxokatie8 said:

    i want someone to love me, for who i amm
    ___
    ilove you for who you are

  • JonasGirl007

    Guess she does. Dammit.
    ==
    So….

    …wanna catch some dinner later?

  • Anonymous

    WTF is he now? A random nobody?
    ———

    Pretty much.

  • Sami

    was the song he played a bit of Demi??

  • Anonymous

    Thrilling.

  • Anonymous

    Wow good going now everyone knows were his family lives. that sucks.

  • hiyousuck

    karina. said:

    why is it all about him now? :o

    ______________________

    It’s really not, if you haven’t noticed but have you LOOKED at a magazine lately? It seems to me theres more Nick. WE NEEEEEEEEEEED MORE JOSEPH!

  • hiyousuck

    slow news day Oceanup?
    ____________________
    Lol..i know. I emailed in the KCA Presenters so maybe they’ll post that?

    Oohh Who is presenting?
    __
    Miranda Cosgrove, Lilly Collins, Keke Palmer, Katy Perry,Robert Downey JR, Victoria Justice, Jonah Hill, Cory Moneith, Jackson Rathbone, Lea Michele, Nicola Peltz, Jaden Smith. And Apollo Ohno will break the Slime slingshot record with John Cena.

    _______________

    what a let down.

  • mileyluver15

    JOE AND DEMI ON AMERICAN IDOL!! :)

  • mileyluver15

    haha this is sooo funny!

  • Anonymous

    Who the hell cares?
    Gosh. What is so special of parking your damn car on the street?
    WTF oceanup?

  • Anonymous

    Next OceanUp article:

    Joe Jonas READJUSTS HIS SHIRT SLEEVE

  • Zup

    What a hot vid! I’m so favoriting this <3

  • Anonymous

    I <3 your sense of humor!!

  • joeswifey

    FASCINATING!!!he has a nice asssssss =]

  • Anonymous

    whats next? Joe Jonas BREATHING??

  • Anonymous

    the paparazzi are such creepers! why would we car that he parked his car on the street?

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    All Joehoes
    are bitches and have no tact or brains whatsoever.
    they think they are HBIC of OU.
    Yes jersey,LJ Jjeans and sam.
    Anons here kick your asses.
    ———-
    You need to STFU. I’m an anonymous and I think these Joe “fans” happen to be some of the best around here and that includes Jerseygirl,LJ,Sam and others. Don’t include all anonymous’ in your little tirade. It’s just that some people don’t cozy up to Anonymous people, I don’t blame them for that. Why don’t you make an account if it bothers you so much? Me, I’m fine just being plain old anonymous and I’m used to not being talked to that much so don’t get your panties in a wad!

  • Mel91

    Most pointless video ever.
    …but daaaamn, dude’s got swagger.

  • Anonymous

    the camera guy says hes good looking at the end O__o

  • Becca.

    I just noticed…there’s a car like his in front of him hahah!

  • JBfan123

    Well I Google Mapped it. And Joe’s at the intersection of Mariota Ave & Toluca Lake Ave. He was just going to the Jonas family home (approx. address: 10072 Toluca Lake Ave.) If you look at the street view it proves it. It matches the video perfectly.

    Yes, I know, I have too much time on my hands.

  • Rachel

    You know you are famous when people care that you parked your car on the street or eat food
    P.S.
    I LOVE JOE FREAKIN’ HOT JONAS!!!

  • Anonymous

    Joe’s the best Jonas Brother by far! The other 2 are so fug next to him. I don’t even like the Jonas Brothers but I only watch their videos to look at Joe. He is gorgeous. I hope the Jonas Brothers break up so Joe can have a solo career and be a superstar!
    __________________________

    GTFO you have no concept of what is good out there.What is wtrong with Kevin???or Nick??They are just as talented than Joe and at least they dont screw anything in hindsight.Joe maybe goodlooking but that isnt a talent.
    You must be one of those JoesHoes like
    Jersey and LaurenJ, sam and jjeans and all those idiots.

  • Anonymous

    All Joehoes
    are bitches and have no tact or brains whatsoever.
    they think they are HBIC of OU.
    Yes jersey,LJ Jjeans and sam.
    Anons here kick your asses.

  • Anonymous

    Mar 24, 2010 @ 05:00 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Joe’s the best Jonas Brother by far! The other 2 are so fug next to him. I don’t even like the Jonas Brothers but I only watch their videos to look at Joe. He is gorgeous. I hope the Jonas Brothers break up so Joe can have a solo career and be a superstar!
    __________________________

    GTFO you have no concept of what is good out there.What is wtrong with Kevin???or Nick??They are just as talented than Joe and at least they dont screw anything in hindsight.Joe maybe goodlooking but that isnt a talent.
    You must be one of those JoesHoes like
    Jersey and LaurenJ, sam and jjeans and all those idiots.

    ——-

    F U Joe is as talented as his brothers so don’t start defending them by saying all he’s got is his looks. He is definitely a hot hot gorgeous looker, but he also has the smoothest sweetest most woderful voice, is a good actor, and the best front man ever.

  • Diamondback

    OH MY GOD HE PARKED HIS CAR ON THE STREEEEEEEEEEET!!!!?!?!?!?! NO WAY MAN, HOLY CRAPPAZOLA WHAT DO WE DO!!!!!!!!!??

    There’s NO WAY I’m sleeping tonight with news like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • paulakrys

    he’s so talented right? i mean, he parks his car ON THE STREET!
    Jesus, Joe eats food FTW

  • Anonymous

    OMG!! He parked on a street?! I’m proud of you, Joe! hahah He’s pretty cool…not gonna lie.

  • Anonymous

    JOE PARKED A CAR?!?!?!
    that boy gets even more talented as the days go on.
    IM SO PROUD OF HIM.

  • Anonymous

    WOW joe parks his car,is this news? must be a slow news day ocean up today.

  • -Hibz-

    LOLOLOL! I laughed at everything to do with this post. The comments seriously killed me. Hahaha.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    what do you aspect its YOU

  • Sweetdisposition

    Miranda Cosgrove, Lilly Collins, Keke Palmer, Katy Perry,Robert Downey JR, Victoria Justice, Jonah Hill, Cory Moneith, Jackson Rathbone, Lea Michele, Nicola Peltz, Jaden Smith. And Apollo Ohno will break the Slime slingshot record with John Cena.
    —-
    Cool:)

  • Marissa

    Holly shit. Joe parked a car. he must be god..
    what the fuck ids this gossip for? POST THINGS ABOUT TOKIO HOTEL!!!(:

  • CoinBears

    I’ll sleep better tonight knowing that Joe Jonas knows how to park a car…. and that he has a sexy backside when leaning into a car ;)

  • Candelaria

    It’s creepy how the camera never stop clicking

  • JonasGirl007

    Ok so, In that class I have a 3.4 which is a B.

    And the grades are final.

    But my mom is gonna talk to her…

    it’s only .1 points from being an A.

  • Anonymous

    u knw what sucks bout going to a catholic school? well an “A” is a fucken 95% and up and well i ended up with a 94.9% and ended up not getting straight A’s yep i WANT to KILL SCIENCE!! ugh fucken science and if i were to go to a public school i wudve gotten straight A’s but NOOOO catholic schools is harder SHNUCKS!!

  • FailUp

    livindalife said:

    iloveyouux said:

    I love how OU had to capitalize ‘PARKS CAR ON STREET’
    —————-
    OceanUP’s sarcasm < Everything else in life. __________________ And don’t forget the Miley cyrus Teen Jesus thing. LMAO at Oceanup.

  • musiciseverything

    I’m slightly blinded.

    I hate that -.-

    Ugh. I hate that too. =/

  • Flor

    OMG!! JOE PARKED HIS CAR! I think that’s not something we can’t live without…

  • 1sam555

    wow cant he just go on with his bisness omg he parks his car on the road so exciting not!!!!

  • livindalife

    laugh all you want girls but trust me if joe saw me that would definitely not be the case! i would fuck his brains out and give him the best bj of his life!!!
    ————
    You need to get LAID!
    And Joe doesn’t count.

  • JonasGirl007

    Ugh. I hate that too. =/
    ==
    I see lights.

    Hallucinations.

    Thanks mom :/

  • musiciseverything

    Miranda Cosgrove, Lilly Collins, Keke Palmer, Katy Perry,Robert Downey JR, Victoria Justice, Jonah Hill, Cory Moneith, Jackson Rathbone, Lea Michele, Nicola Peltz, Jaden Smith. And Apollo Ohno will break the Slime slingshot record with John Cena.

    John Cena?! What the hell is he doing at the KCA’s?

  • Anonymous

    “Joe eats Food” was better.
    ——

    ROFL! Best comment ever^

  • musiciseverything

    I see lights.

    Hallucinations.

    Thanks mom :/

    Haha. Good luck with that. :P

  • xoxokatie8

    wow cant he just go on with his bisness omg he parks his car on the road so exciting not!!!!
    ____

    I found it exciting ;D

  • Kaleigh

    He’s adorable! If I was driving and saw his car I would purposefully bang into it so we would have to pull over together and exchange information! Hahaha :)

  • Anonymous

    hes bringing sexy back YEAH

  • Danger-ous

    OMG. I had no idea he performed everyday functions! I shall build him a shrine in my backyard.

    I do wonder however, if he can parallel park…

    Seriously though, who are the creepers who think this is video worthy?

  • Lauren

    Oh, so he’s human after all!

  • GoldenGal9311

    Kaleigh said:

    He’s adorable! If I was driving and saw his car I would purposefully bang into it so we would have to pull over together and exchange information! Hahaha :)
    _____________

    HAHA! Smart one.

  • Chelseaa

    Poor Joseph does he ever get a break..

    Looking Sexy As Always :)

    And really posting it on here all he done was park his car! Cant you find something more interesting…

    As much as i love Joe this post had no meaning behind it at all!

  • Cookies

    SmileySimpson said:
    Haha…this reminds me of “Joe Eats Food” Lol…i think he’s right!!! They do post stupid things about him

    lol my friends started that hoping OU would post it.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    SmileySimpson said:

    slow news day Oceanup?
    ____________________
    Lol..i know. I emailed in the KCA Presenters so maybe they’ll post that?

    Oohh Who is presenting?
    __
    Miranda Cosgrove, Lilly Collins, Keke Palmer, Katy Perry,Robert Downey JR, Victoria Justice, Jonah Hill, Cory Moneith, Jackson Rathbone, Lea Michele, Nicola Peltz, Jaden Smith. And Apollo Ohno will break the Slime slingshot record with John Cena.
    ___
    is selena or miley or demi or jonas going to be there

  • livindalife

    Danger-ous said:

    OMG. I had no idea he performed everyday functions. I shall build him a shrine in my backyard.

    I do wonder however, if he can parallel park…
    ————
    LOL.

  • JonasGirl007

    Haha. Good luck with that. :P
    ===
    Meanie.

  • musiciseverything

    Meanie.

    I know. =]

  • Anonymous

    wow he so rude.

  • JonasGirl007

    I know. =]
    ===
    Sigh.

    Here is your quesadilla:

    http://blog.cord.edu/bytes/files/2009/04/quesadilla.jpg

  • Doom

    David Beckham is hot. But overrated.

  • w

    What a riveting post OU.

  • holuuu

    hottest man alive :D ! i love joe :P

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    CoinBears said:

    I’ll sleep better tonight knowing that Joe Jonas knows how to park a car…. and that he has a sexy backside when leaning into a car ;)
    _____
    hahaha
    dont you mean I’ll sleep better tonight seeing his sexy backside when leaning into a car

  • xoxokatie8

    I know. =]
    ===
    Sigh.

    Here is your quesadilla:

    http://blog.cord.edu/bytes/files/2009/04/quesadilla.jpg
    _____

    <333333333 :D

    wtf? damp never cooks for me!?

  • SmileySimpson

    Lol..i know. I emailed in the KCA Presenters so maybe they’ll post that?

    Oohh Who is presenting?
    __
    Miranda Cosgrove, Lilly Collins, Keke Palmer, Katy Perry,Robert Downey JR, Victoria Justice, Jonah Hill, Cory Moneith, Jackson Rathbone, Lea Michele, Nicola Peltz, Jaden Smith. And Apollo Ohno will break the Slime slingshot record with John Cena.
    ___
    is selena or miley or demi or jonas going to be there
    ____________________
    Selena’s Gonna Pocast if she wins since she’ll most likely be in Europe…and Memi will be there. Jonas will too..i think they are excited for it actually, But i wonder if Demi’s gonna stick with Joe during it or what?

  • musiciseverything

    Sigh.

    Here is your quesadilla:

    http://blog.cord.edu/bytes/files/2009/04/quesadilla.jpg

    Omg. Yes! I thought you forgot. Thank you. =]

  • JonasGirl007

    <333333333 :D

    wtf? damp never cooks for me!?
    ===
    Um..

    you can…ask her…

  • GoldenGal9311

    Why did Justin Bieber’s manager get arrested?

  • xoxokatie8

    i want someone to love me, for who i amm
    ___
    ilove you for who you are
    ___

    Aw, your nice :)) lmao

  • musiciseverything

    So….

    …wanna catch some dinner later?

    Haha. Sure why not? =]

  • Anonymous

    Uh oh I just realized you can totally see the name of their street. Hopefully non of their really psycho fans that live in LA are watching this! :0

  • JonasGirl007

    Haha. Sure why not? =]
    ==
    :D :D :D

  • Aryanna

    Now you’re gone
    And nothing’s ever felt so wrong
    A moment seems to last so long

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    xoxokatie8 said:

    i want someone to love me, for who i amm
    ___
    ilove you for who you are
    ___

    Aw, your nice :)) lmao
    ____
    Lol

  • musiciseverything

    :D :D :D

    So….are we official or something?

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    xoxokatie8 said:

    i want someone to love me, for who i amm
    ___
    ilove you for who you are
    ___

    Aw, your nice :)) lmao
    ____
    you too
    Lol

  • JonasGirl007

    So….are we official or something?
    ===
    I… I guess…..:D

  • this is me

    Joe is # 1 said:

    Joe’s the best Jonas Brother by far! The other 2 are so fug next to him. I don’t even like the Jonas Brothers but I only watch their videos to look at Joe. He is gorgeous. I hope the Jonas Brothers break up so Joe can have a solo career and be a superstar!
    ———-
    i agree and have always thought this. nick just seems rude and kevin just seems boring. joe is the hottest, most fun, and just the best by far! when the jonas brothers break up he will definitely have the best solo career!

  • musiciseverything

    I… I guess…..

    Uh. Ok. But this means that waffle and damp win. No fun.

  • JonasGirl007

    Uh. Ok. But this means that waffle and damp win. No fun.
    ==
    Then we’d have to keep this to ourselves ;)

  • Aryanna

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Uh. Ok. But this means that waffle and damp win. No fun.
    ==
    Then we’d have to keep this to ourselves ;)
    ———–
    I heard everything.

  • Notion

    Joe Jonas parks car on street. interesting.

  • nonnymous

    parks car?….ON STREET? arrest this man :P

  • musiciseverything

    Then we’d have to keep this to ourselves ;)

    But you know how waffle likes to creep. She could be reading our comments right now.

  • JonasGirl007

    I heard everything.
    ==
    Whatever are you talking about, Stella Malone?

  • PeriodBlood

    “Joe Jonas Parks Car On Street”

    Really OceanUp, really? Because I don’t know about you but I don’t really give a fuck!!

  • _Tiger_

    nonnymous said:

    parks car?….ON STREET? arrest this man :P
    ——–
    Hahaha, im calling the cops.

  • musiciseverything

    I heard everything.

    Great. Just great.

  • JonasGirl007

    But you know how waffle likes to creep. She could be reading our comments right now.
    ===
    :/ Good point.

    Whatever.

    We win in the end :)

  • Aryanna

    JonasGirl007 said:

    I heard everything.
    ==
    Whatever are you talking about, Stella Malone?
    ————–
    Heh. Don’t think I’m that stupid, Macy !Misa !

  • musiciseverything

    :/ Good point.

    Whatever.

    We win in the end :)

    That’s right. We kick ass. Waffle and damp can suck it. :P

  • Notion

    He has some short legs.. still cute =]

  • JonasGirl007

    Heh. Don’t think I’m that stupid, Macy !Misa !
    ====
    What ARE you talking about?

  • Aryanna

    musiciseverything said:

    I heard everything.

    Great. Just great.
    ————–
    Oh, don’t worry. I won’t tell anybody about your little secret. ;)

  • JonasGirl007

    That’s right. We kick ass. Waffle and damp can suck it. :P
    ==
    Suck it real good :P

  • Aryanna

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Heh. Don’t think I’m that stupid, Macy !Misa !
    ====
    What ARE you talking about?
    —————
    You and musiciseverything ?
    Duh.

  • musiciseverything

    Oh, don’t worry. I won’t tell anybody about your little secret. ;)

    Teehee. =]

  • JonasGirl007

    You and musiciseverything ?
    Duh.
    ==
    *blushes*

    Oh :P

    teehee :)

  • musiciseverything

    Suck it real good :P

    =D

  • JonasGirl007

    =D
    ==
    :P :P :P

  • Anonymous

    rofl at the clicking sounds. i wonder how much paparazzi make? is the pay even worth standing outside celebs houses and taking pictures and videos like this? somehow i dont really think it is!

  • JonasGirl007

    I’m kinda wondering where Katie is….

  • Nobody Does It Better xx

    David Beckham is hot. But overrated.

    —–

    i totally agree. He’s one sexybeast!!

  • colorfulx

    Fascinating OceanUp. Really.

    Now creepy girls will google map the street. Poor Joe.

  • Anonymous

    WHOA!! SLOW DOWN OCEANUP!! ONE THING AT A TIME! I MEAN, WHAT BREAKING NEWS ARE YOU GOING TO THROW AT US NEXT?! “JOE WALKS BACK TO CAR”

    WE’RE ONLY HUMAN, WE CAN’T HANDLE SUCH HARD HITTING STORIES LIKE THIS!

  • DavidArchiefan

    OMG! He parked a car???Seriously?

  • musiciseverything

    <333333333 :D

    wtf? damp never cooks for me!?

    Your problem. Not mine.

  • xoxokatie8

    music girl

  • DinoGirl

    He kinda looks like a hit-man in this video.
    But a hit-man with a hot strut.

  • JonasGirl007

    Omg. Yes! I thought you forgot. Thank you. =]
    ==
    How could I forget?

    :D

    You’re welcome :)

  • INeedAHero

    L.M.A.O XD
    What’s next ” Joe Jonas PICKS WEDGIE”
    I kid :P *]]*

  • JonasGirl007

    music girl
    ==
    Um…….

  • GoldenGal9311

    Darn, now I want some chicken quesadillas.

  • musiciseverything

    music girl

    Yea…. Um.

  • musiciseverything

    How could I forget?

    :D

    You’re welcome :)

    =]

  • Anonymous

    why does everyone keep saying joe eats food? did i miss something?

  • JoeJonasGirl0676

    Mar 24, 2010 @ 01:14 pm
    Anonymous said:

    why does everyone keep saying joe eats food? did i miss something?

    ~~~~~~~

    He tweeted about it and the tweet said somethin like “Joe eats food” or something to that affect. I laughed cause it was funny. He was making a point that the paps make a big deal out of… EVERY DAMN THING.

  • superJOEman

    He’s sooo cute though..
    Look! There’s a same car in front of his car! ^^

  • xoxokatie8

    :D:D:D:D

  • JonasGirl007

    =]
    ===
    :D

  • xoxokatie8

    Nothing feels better then feeling the loveeeeeee

  • JonasGirl007
  • musiciseverything

    Waffle, SHUT UP.

  • xoxokatie8

    Waffle, SHUT UP.
    __

    ;D

  • JonasGirl007

    Nothing feels better then feeling the loveeeeeee
    ===
    Go eat a falafel.

  • xoxokatie8

    Go eat a falafel.
    ____

    ?

  • JonasGirl007

    ?
    ==
    Rhymes with waffle.

    -.-

  • Anonymous

    OMG whats next JOE GOES TO THE BATHROOM? seriously leave the poor man alone

  • Sophiee

    Wow Facinating….

  • iloveyouux

    Cause my life is great and you aint nothing but a hoe.

  • xoxokatie8

    OMG whats next JOE GOES TO THE BATHROOM? seriously leave the poor man alone
    ___

    Oh, I wish ;)
    joking

  • xoxokatie8

    Rhymes with waffle.

    -.-
    ___

    Go tell someone who actually cares.
    *coughpancakecough*

  • Aryanna

    American Idol. Can’t wait.

  • musiciseverything

    Rhymes with waffle.

    -.-

    ….No it doesn’t. =/

  • Anonymous

    OH MY GOD, WHAT????????????!!!!!!!!!

    This is..whoa. More shocking than the time you told us he folds his own clothes.

    Jk. I made that up. :)

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    xoxokatie8 said:

    OMG whats next JOE GOES TO THE BATHROOM? seriously leave the poor man alone
    ___

    Oh, I wish ;)
    joking
    ____
    LOl
    ya write joking

  • Sweetdisposition

    iloveyouux said:

    Cause my life is great and you aint nothing but a hoe.
    —–
    New Boyz?

  • Aryanna

    Joe Jonas PARKS CAR ON STREET
    Oh EM JEEE
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

    -_-“

  • musiciseverything

    Go tell someone who actually cares.
    *coughpancakecough*

    >:[

  • JonasGirl007

    Go tell someone who actually cares.
    *coughpancakecough*
    ===
    Dumbass..

    it’s also a food… it’s a shape of a ball..

    maybe I can stuff it in your mouth.

    &&&
    Musiciseverything

    Falafel, waffle?

  • iloveyouux

    iloveyouux said:

    Cause my life is great and you aint nothing but a hoe.
    —–
    New Boyz?

    Yup. [:

  • GoldenGal9311

    “Cause life gave me lemonade and I can’t imagine why”

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/85287163@N00/2625354819/

  • xxx

    hottest man alive :D ! i love joe :P
    ____

    i love that sexy bitch and his leather jacket! sooo kinky!!!

  • Sweetdisposition

    iloveyouux said:

    iloveyouux said:

    Cause my life is great and you aint nothing but a hoe.
    —–
    New Boyz?

    Yup. [:
    —–
    I’m listening to that song right now:P

  • xoxokatie8

    Dumbass..

    it’s also a food… it’s a shape of a ball..

    maybe I can stuff it in your mouth.
    ____
    LMAO ROFL!
    your whole comment sounded so pervish.

  • Aryanna

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Go tell someone who actually cares.
    *coughpancakecough*
    ===
    Dumbass..

    it’s also a food… it’s a shape of a ball..

    maybe I can stuff it in your mouth.

    &&&
    Musiciseverything

    Falafel, waffle?

    —————
    You know that falafel means pepper in arabic ?! :)

  • iloveyouux

    Oh. Okay. Great.

  • jerseygirl

    Joe Jonas parks a car??????

    HE’S AH-MAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Madderz

    Lmao the title of this post cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh oceanup!

  • _herecomestrouble.

    “Joe eats Food” was better.

  • Nancy1069

    WOW!
    That’s so AWESOME

  • jerseygirl

    Sucks he can’t just go about his business without being stalked though.

  • Brangelina

    The camera clicks annoy me. Poor Joe.

  • karina.

    why is it all about him now? :o

  • JonasGirl007

    I’d like to see him eat food -.-

  • Colleen

    Aww!! it’s the Legendary G-Wagon :) I love him and his car ;)<333

  • elenaa.

    “joe jonas parks car on street”
    really nowwww ? where else is he supposed to fucking parkk it ?

  • xoxokatie8

    “Cause life gave me lemonade and I can’t imagine why”

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/85287163@N00/2625354819/
    ___

    That looks so good :DD

  • JonasGirl007

    LMAO ROFL!
    your whole comment sounded so pervish.
    ==
    It’s to shut you up!

    Dumbass. -.-

  • musiciseverything

    Falafel, waffle?

    Does it rhyme? I’m not even sure.

  • xxx

    OMG whats next JOE GOES TO THE BATHROOM? seriously leave the poor man alone
    ______

    hahaha i wish!!!!

  • JonasGirl007

    You know that falafel means pepper in arabic ?! :)
    ==
    No wonder its spicy :P

  • xoxokatie8

    OHHH! it’s miley day because four years ago was when hannah montana started.

    thank you kingsley. Wow, that was along time ago

  • xoxokatie8

    It’s to shut you up!

    Dumbass. -.-
    ____

    Don’t shove anything up my mouth. Do that to pancake

  • JonasGirl007

    Does it rhyme? I’m not even sure.
    ==
    It sounds like

    falafill

    waffle

  • JonasGirl007

    Don’t shove anything up my mouth. Do that to pancake
    ===
    That’s very perverted.

  • Doom

    I do not like guys with blond hair for some reason. lol

  • Danger-ous

    Can I please see a headline such as “Joe Jonas Takes a Shower”? It’s both entertaining and hygienic.

  • Anonymous

    He can park a car?
    No way, im calling Myth Busters.

  • xoxokatie8

    That’s very perverted.
    ___

    Good. now gtfo

  • GoldenGal9311

    Why are you guys always talking about pancakes and waffles?

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Aryanna said:

    JonasGirl007 said:

    Go tell someone who actually cares.
    *coughpancakecough*
    ===
    Dumbass..

    it’s also a food… it’s a shape of a ball..

    maybe I can stuff it in your mouth.

    &&&
    Musiciseverything

    Falafel, waffle?

    —————
    You know that falafel means pepper in arabic ?! :)
    _____
    yes it does

  • xoxokatie8

    I do not like guys with blond hair for some reason. lol
    ____

    Random much? lol

  • XsparksflyX

    breaking news:
    Joe Jonas PARKS CAR ON STREET

    I mean, who does that?

  • musiciseverything

    It sounds like

    falafill

    waffle

    Whatever floats your boat.

  • xoxokatie8

    breaking news:
    Joe Jonas PARKS CAR ON STREET

    I mean, who does that?
    ___

    oceanup

  • Sweetdisposition

    I’ve been beaten down. I’ve been kicked around, but she takes it all for me

  • JonasGirl007

    Good. now gtfo
    ===
    Nahhh :P

  • JonasGirl007

    Whatever floats your boat.
    ==
    Water would.

  • Doom

    xoxokatie8 said:

    I do not like guys with blond hair for some reason. lol
    ____

    Random much? lol
    —-
    “all random”.

  • JOEJONASWIFE

    nice ass<3

  • xxx

    is it just me or does joe seem like he would be an overly sexual kinky freak in bed?!?!

  • musiciseverything

    Water would.

    Oh I so hate you right now. >:[

  • Anonymous

    This is so awkward. Joe probably feels really stupid hearing those clicking noises. Paparazzi are so gay!

  • Sweetdisposition

    I’ve been beaten down. I’ve been kicked around, but she takes it all for me.

  • iloveyouux

    I really want to layer my hair.

  • JonasGirl007

    Oh I so hate you right now. >:[
    ===
    You want me ;)

  • Anonymous

    I love how people downplay stalking by them having a camera.

    no. you’re still stalking them.

  • musiciseverything

    You want me ;)

    No bb. You want me. =]

  • JonasGirl007

    I really want to layer my hair.
    ==
    I layered mine in 5th grade.

    I liked it :)

  • Doom

    iloveyouux said:

    I really want to layer my hair.
    —-
    My layers are getting long.

  • JonasGirl007

    No bb. You want me. =]
    ==
    and if I do? ;)

  • SmileySimpson
  • TEXT%
  • PLEASE POST THE KCA PRESENTERS!

  • musiciseverything

    and if I do? ;)

    I always knew it. =]

  • Aryanna

    Rah²Ah²Ah
    Roma²Ma Ah
    Gaga Oh La La
    Want your bad romance

  • itsme

    I parked my car today too.

  • Anonymous

    oh god. it’s like 2012 has come early ¬¬

  • KeepTheFaith

    what a sexy ass mofo!!! good thing i wasn’t there! i would of jumped him and fucked him right there in the middle of the street! sooo hot!!!

    I’m sure Joe would rather run you over.

  • I am who i am whatever that means

    Joe Jonas PARKS CAR ON STREET”

    OMG! We must be getting closer to curing cancer!
    ______________
    LMAOF!

  • Anonymous

    slow news day Oceanup?

  • SmileySimpson

    slow news day Oceanup?
    ____________________
    Lol..i know. I emailed in the KCA Presenters so maybe they’ll post that?

  • Sweetdisposition

    aww no one noticed my comment. I thought it was rather good, *feelings hurt*

  • livindalife

    I’m sure Joe would rather run you over.
    ————-
    LMAO.

  • Beth2k9

    Oh yes Oceanup, again you’ve upped your game.
    What will it be next..

    “Joe Jonas ties up his shoelaces.”

    Now thats something I’d REALLY die to see *I hence sarcasm*

  • iloveyouux

    I’m sure Joe would rather run you over.

    HAHAHAHAHA.

  • musiciseverything

    :O I see it now…

    Joe Jonas EATS FOOD

    Teehee.

  • musiciseverything

    I’m sure Joe would rather run you over.
    —-
    LMAO!

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    look it what justin sayesabout Mariah Carey :
    Justin Bieber says he wouldn’t collaborate with Mariah Carey because she’s just not what she used to be
    the link
    http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/03/23/justin-bieber-disses-mariah-carey/

  • Doom

    Interesting.

  • christinebieber

    OMG WOOOW THIS IS THE MOST INTERESTING POST YET!!!

  • austin19

    whoop dee damn doo .

    is this supposed to be a legitimate post?

  • Anonymous

    “joe jonas… PARKS ON THE STREET!”

  • JonasGirl007

    I always knew it. =]
    ==
    You want me. :P

  • musiciseverything

    Rah²Ah²Ah
    Roma²Ma Ah
    Gaga Oh La La
    Want your bad romance

    Oh yes. =]

  • musiciseverything

    You want me. :P

    Hmm… Who knows. But you want me. :P