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Cool.
I HATE YOU OU.
What does Joe mean "Anyone know an alien?"
Haha, he's weird.
seriously? sorry for asking but I don't see where the JEMI UPDATE is...OU can you please just stop with all this nonsense and actually repot about things that are interesting...
love demi
You guys are really running out of things to post, huh?
Oh. Okay. Great. Amazing. Wonderful.
Is she touring with anybody?
i love her =)))
lol seriously oceanup? you are a riot.
anyway..
and im like babay babay babay ooohhhh
Anonymous said:
seriously? sorry for asking but I don't see where the JEMI UPDATE is...OU can you please just stop with all this nonsense and actually repot about things that are interesting...
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I'm with anonymous. OceanUP, it's time to STEP up your game. Even though you guys have a lot of viewers, you DON'T deserve us. You don't even update your site. Then when you do, the news isn't even interesting. You only post about a couple of stars(Joe, Demi, Miley, Selena). WHERE IS THE NEWS?
She's probably preggerz
*sigh*
k.
I'm so happy for her!!! <3
She's pregnant with twins?
Unnecessary post number 9857354.
I'm with anonymous. OceanUP, it's time to STEP up your game. Even though you guys have a lot of viewers, you DON'T deserve us. You don't even update your site. Then when you do, the news isn't even interesting. You only post about a couple of stars(Joe, Demi, Miley, Selena). WHERE IS THE NEWS?
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PREACH!
*claps hands*
I'm only on Oceanup for the people who comment here. lol.
OU, you are full of fails these days. Tsk, tsk.
demii brazil loves u too <3
we can't wait to have u here
WTF? No seriously WTF is this?
She's probably preggerz
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WTH?? Really..wow.
she having a kid?
Wow ou is really extremly late on this one!
Plus we can alll read demi and joes tweets.
So now Demi and Joe are one person? Are we gonna get updates now they say 'Jemi News: Today Joe work out while Demi went to the studio'
why did she delete the other Brazil tweet? :/
Lilly said:
So now Demi and Joe are one person? Are we gonna get updates now they say 'Jemi News: Today Joe workout while Demi went to the studio'
_____________
Hahaha! That was one of the best comments I've read in a while. SOOO true.
prego
She's pregnant with twins?
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I remember a couple of months ago when people were talking about rumors of her being pregnant on here! OMG, that was funny as hell.
it's Clara
and thanks for agreeing with me. I honestly had the biggest laugh when OU posted: Joe Jonas PARKS CAR ON STREET! Me and a friend were making fun of it the whole night. I mean I love Joe and Demi and Selena and all but this is just too much information my hardware doesn't need...
Even though you spammed me twice! I still got first comment. = )
Anyway, aww Jemi? Haha.
I hate you, too OU...Since like - NOW!
I`m loving the icons in this post!
haha Jake - very funny...Not!
hahaha thats funny..
Billy Ray is going back to Nashville.
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jemi?!
yawn
z zzz zzz zzzzzzzzzz...
Anonymous said:
it's Clara
and thanks for agreeing with me. I honestly had the biggest laugh when OU posted: Joe Jonas PARKS CAR ON STREET! Me and a friend were making fun of it the whole night. I mean I love Joe and Demi and Selena and all but this is just too much information my hardware doesn't need...
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IA, we need more people on here like you with some sense.
was this post really necessary? but anyways, I'm curious about what Demi is so excited about
Booo. Its okay. I'll wait for you joe. I'll make you like jesse james...
Where's the update?
I saw them on Idol last night... is that all?
Booo. Its okay. I'll wait for you joe. I'll make you like jesse james...
Lol.. okay. Im REALLY new to OU, like, just joined yesterday, and I find this post hilarious. Is this the kind of news I should be expecting from now on?
OU, I have twitter. I know what they said. WTF was the point of you posting this?!
But anyway, to answer Joe's question.. No. I do not "know" an alien..
I AM an alien!
Dun dun DUNNNN!
Kay. I'll just.. leave now.
C'mon.
Everyone needs to get over it.
Sure it's a boring and pointless post, but just respect that. Please ?
OU Team is doing this whole thing for youse. Be grateful and blessed instead of picky and greedy. Xx
What is her dream?
anyway....I LOVE JEMI!
I'm wondering..
What dream is that?!
So now Demi and Joe are one person? Are we gonna get updates now they say 'Jemi News: Today Joe work out while Demi went to the studio'
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Probably.
LOL. This comment never gets old..
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zcomty.jpg
iloveyouux said:
LOL. This comment never gets old..
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zcomty.jpg
-
LOL
icehoneybaby said:
C'mon.
Everyone needs to get over it.
Sure it's a boring and pointless post, but just respect that. Please ?
OU Team is doing this whole thing for youse. Be grateful and blessed instead of picky and greedy. Xx
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Are you serious? WE are this site. We're the ones making the dough around here.
And lol @ "youse". Who are you? Flo from the bad girls club. Haha.
C'mon.
Everyone needs to get over it.
Sure it's a boring and pointless post, but just respect that. Please ?
OU Team is doing this whole thing for youse. Be grateful and blessed instead of picky and greedy. Xx
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*sigh*
Wow ou is really extremly late on this one!
Plus we can alll read demi and joes tweets.
_______________________________
x) That's what I'm thinking every time OU reposts tweet - umm yeah! thanks but I read that already.
GoldenGal9311 said:
icehoneybaby said:
C'mon.
Everyone needs to get over it.
Sure it's a boring and pointless post, but just respect that. Please ?
OU Team is doing this whole thing for youse. Be grateful and blessed instead of picky and greedy. Xx
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Are you serious? WE are this site. We're the ones making the dough around here.
And lol @ "youse". Who are you? Flo from the bad girls club. Haha.
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Not to sound arrogant but OU would be nothing without us
Are you serious? WE are this site. We're the ones making the dough around here.
And lol @ "youse". Who are you? Flo from the bad girls club. Haha.
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LMFAO. I agree with GG on this one.
Lol.. okay. Im REALLY new to OU, like, just joined yesterday, and I find this post hilarious. Is this the kind of news I should be expecting from now on?
__________________
I guess so.
WE ARE YOUNG.
WE ARE STRONG.
WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR WHERE WE BELONG.
She's going on tour with Joe?
Doom said:
WE ARE YOUNG.
WE ARE STRONG.
WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR WHERE WE BELONG.
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Haha, I literally have that song stuck in my head. It's been in my head all week.
C'mon.
Everyone needs to get over it.
Sure it's a boring and pointless post, but just respect that. Please ?
OU Team is doing this whole thing for youse. Be grateful and blessed instead of picky and greedy. Xx
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No. STFU.
Without us OU would be dead already. Were the ones keeping it alive
it's Clara
and thanks for agreeing with me. I honestly had the biggest laugh when OU posted: Joe Jonas PARKS CAR ON STREET! Me and a friend were making fun of it the whole night. I mean I love Joe and Demi and Selena and all but this is just too much information my hardware doesn't need...
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IA, we need more people on here like you with some sense
________________________________
Thank you
I will stop by but I just refuse to make an account on here...it's not worth the time... :)so how's things? Anything exciting happened? Did Joe hit his toe on a table? Did Miley eat a bagle for breakfast? did actually anything exciting happen in this world?
k. back to looking at jeans.
iloveyouux said:
LOL. This comment never gets old..
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zcomty.jpg
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LMAO! I remember that comment!
*long sigh*
where's all the crazy anons? or litebrii it's so boring w/o them
GoldenGal9311 said:
Doom said:
WE ARE YOUNG.
WE ARE STRONG.
WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR WHERE WE BELONG.
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Haha, I literally have that song stuck in my head. It's been in my head all week.
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I'm going to be singing this in my sleep.
We are literally the heartbeat of OceanUP. And we're on life support.
Doom said:
GoldenGal9311 said:
Doom said:
WE ARE YOUNG.
WE ARE STRONG.
WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR WHERE WE BELONG.
____________
Haha, I literally have that song stuck in my head. It's been in my head all week.
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I'm going to be singing this in my sleep.
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Haha, isn't it awesome?
LOL. This comment never gets old..
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zcomty.jpg
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LMAO! I remember that comment!
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LMAO.
I remember that comment too. <3
Anonymous said:
She's going on tour with Joe?
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I hope not! She needs to tour with other people.
Clara said:
it's Clara
and thanks for agreeing with me. I honestly had the biggest laugh when OU posted: Joe Jonas PARKS CAR ON STREET! Me and a friend were making fun of it the whole night. I mean I love Joe and Demi and Selena and all but this is just too much information my hardware doesn't need...
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IA, we need more people on here like you with some sense
________________________________
Thank you
I will stop by but I just refuse to make an account on here...it's not worth the time... :)so how's things? Anything exciting happened? Did Joe hit his toe on a table? Did Miley eat a bagle for breakfast? did actually anything exciting happen in this world?
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Lmao.
I waiting for the day I come on OU and there's not a single comment on any post
LOL about everyone saying she's pregnant. If she was pregnant right now she would def not be happy about it. And she would be tweeting some serious emo shit. LMAO.
i will get a retweet dammit!
omg, she's pregnant?
Oh look
it's butt chin and pen.is face
we're about to have some an.al se.x
Which dream came true anyway? Performing in Brazil?
LOL. This comment never gets old..
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zcomty.jpg
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Fuck yeah! I knew it lol made my day
She's gonna be Selena's bitch for life? Is that the news?
GoldenGal9311 said:
Doom said:
WE ARE YOUNG.
WE ARE STRONG.
WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR WHERE WE BELONG.
____________
Haha, I literally have that song stuck in my head. It's been in my head all week.
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I'm going to be singing this in my sleep.
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Haha, isn't it awesome?
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Yes. Haha. I remember when my friend Charlie sang "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" last year to my science teacher.. Mr. Diaz..
*long sigh*
where's all the crazy anons? or litebrii it's so boring w/o them
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Lilly and I were talking about that like a week ago. We were saying how we miss liteeebri even though all she did was piss us off. OU was still alive when she was here.
Demi is preggerz with MJ's baby. That is what she means by 'One of my dreams are coming true'
That bitch. She killed MJ by STD's
Lilly said:
I waiting for the day I come on OU and there's not a single comment on any post
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I would've said people would just do the "I'M FIRST!" thing but oU is soooo dead no one even does that anymore.
Anything exciting happened? Did Joe hit his toe on a table? Did Miley eat a bagle for breakfast? did actually anything exciting happen in this world?
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Joe burped today!! twice.
Demi and Joe are engaged!!!!!
C'mon.
Everyone needs to get over it.
Sure it's a boring and pointless post, but just respect that. Please ?
OU Team is doing this whole thing for youse. Be grateful and blessed instead of picky and greedy. Xx
_______________
Are you serious? WE are this site. We're the ones making the dough around here.
And lol @ "youse". Who are you? Flo from the bad girls club. Haha
___________________________
I never asked OU to update shit like that. It's cool as long as they actually update me on NEWS!
I'd rather see them get a life that wasting the joke they call so by overloading my brain. Just saying.
Doom said:
GoldenGal9311 said:
Doom said:
WE ARE YOUNG.
WE ARE STRONG.
WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR WHERE WE BELONG.
____________
Haha, I literally have that song stuck in my head. It's been in my head all week.
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I'm going to be singing this in my sleep.
______
Haha, isn't it awesome?
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Yes. Haha. I remember when my friend Charlie sang "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" last year to my science teacher.. Mr. Diaz..
______________
LOL.
Not to sound arrogant but OU would be nothing without us
_________________________________________
DITTO! Nice icon btw...gotta love James Franco!
Lilly said:
I waiting for the day I come on OU and there's not a single comment on any post
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That won't happen for a while. I think that a lot of people are willing to be "FIRST!1" on any post.
Is she gonna get her butt chin fixed?
Anonymous101 said:
Lilly said:
I waiting for the day I come on OU and there's not a single comment on any post
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I would've said people would just do the "I'M FIRST!" thing but oU is soooo dead no one even does that anymore.
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I never got to be first cause OU spam me for saying 'first'
GoldenGal9311 said:
Doom said:
GoldenGal9311 said:
Doom said:
WE ARE YOUNG.
WE ARE STRONG.
WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR WHERE WE BELONG.
____________
Haha, I literally have that song stuck in my head. It's been in my head all week.
----
I'm going to be singing this in my sleep.
______
Haha, isn't it awesome?
----
Yes. Haha. I remember when my friend Charlie sang "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" last year to my science teacher.. Mr. Diaz..
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LOL.
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He's brave.
Lilly and I were talking about that like a week ago. We were saying how we miss liteeebri even though all she did was piss us off. OU was still alive when she was here.
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i mean there's nothing to laugh at or pick on. we actually have to discuss the posts now...& try to think of something to comment about :/
She probably just had sex with Joe, that's why BIGGEST is written like that
STFU or GTFO said:
Demi is preggerz with MJ's baby. That is what she means by 'One of my dreams are coming true'
That bitch. She killed MJ by STD's
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HAHAHA
we actually have to discuss the posts now...& try to think of something to comment about :/
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Omg, true.
anyone know an alien?
FETUS you will RT me i need more followers!!
i mean there's nothing to laugh at or pick on. we actually have to discuss the posts now...& try to think of something to comment about :/
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That's going to be hard for me.
wait
i thought you were an alien
damn i've been fooled all my life
Thank you
I will stop by but I just refuse to make an account on here...it's not worth the time... :)so how's things? Anything exciting happened? Did Joe hit his toe on a table? Did Miley eat a bagle for breakfast? did actually anything exciting happen in this world?
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Lmao
(that's my 7 fyi 
)
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Thank you very much. I'm just here for your entertainment (no pun intended!)...autopraghs from 7 right here...
She's excited about a future duet with kelly clarkson....i'm calling it. what are all yalls ideas?
I waiting for the day I come on OU and there's not a single comment on any post
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I would like to have the power to stop everyone from going to OU. But unfotunately that will never happen
That's going to be hard for me.
--
that's what she said.
I'm sooo sick of 'Hey, Soul Sister', that I might delete it from my Ipod. Overplayed to the extreme.
LOL about everyone saying she's pregnant. If she was pregnant right now she would def not be happy about it. And she would be tweeting some serious emo shit. LMAO
_________________________________
My thoughts exactly...why would you think she's pregnant? that's the stupidest thing I've heard right after this and all the other silly updates on OU!
I never got to be first cause OU spam me for saying 'first'
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I remember on the old, old OceanUP, before they switched servers, there were like, 25 comments in a row, all saying first.
And I remember, I got first twice, and I never even said "FIRST!". I felt pretty special. And they didn't really spam anyone then, so...
i mean there's nothing to laugh at or pick on. we actually have to discuss the posts now...& try to think of something to comment about :/
___________
So true. I hate this new OU! Bring back liteeebri! -I`ll take this back if she really returns!-
Mercedes said:
That's going to be hard for me.
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that's what she said.
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Haha.
101th comment? LOL!
Joe was asking if anyone knew an alien because he wanted to set Demi Lovato on a blind date... y'know... when all the PR was over
Mercedes said:
That's going to be hard for me.
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that's what she said.
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LOLOL
disney_girl said:
anyone know an alien?
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I'm an alien.
Anonymous said:
Demi and Joe are engaged!!!!!
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Nope. Jemi jokes are not even fucking funny now. -_-
http://oufailsandlols.tumblr.com/
RIP CLASS OF 2008-2010 OCEANUP
lolol
I'm sooo sick of 'Hey, Soul Sister', that I might delete it from my Ipod. Overplayed to the extreme.
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same...train in general is good tho.
So true. I hate this new OU! Bring back liteeebri! -I`ll take this back if she really returns!-
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lmao!
*sings*
oh liteeebri...come back...
Nope. Jemi jokes are not even fucking funny now. -_-
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lmao! amen!
The 7 things I hate about OU!
The 7 things I hate about OU, OU
You're slow, you're lame, you're immature
You love Selena, you hate Miley
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your spam filters a jerk
When you don’t let me post, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the old OU
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you
Hannahh
Mar 25, 2010 @ 10:22 pm
Hannahh said:
LOL. This comment never gets old..
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zcomty.jpg
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I laugh..that's it,
damn, do i need to do my random fun facts again?
Anything exciting happened? Did Joe hit his toe on a table? Did Miley eat a bagle for breakfast? did actually anything exciting happen in this world?
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Joe burped today!! twice.
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NO WAY?! Are you freaking serious?! - let make #JoeBurpedTwice a TT on Twitter so the whole world know it... (haha I think we should actually do that...I would laugh till I cry anbd/or wet my pants)
Her dream of marrying joe jonas probably. Kids these days. So young.
I kid!,I kid.
LOL at demi going to brazil
stepping on jomilla's turf.
I can just see it the headlines
Brazil ian people rally around in protest with
picket signs saying
"WE WANT CAMILLA"
"CAMILLA MUCH BETTER"
"WHERE IS JOES CAMERA DEMI"
and so on.
The 7 things I hate about OU!
The 7 things I hate about OU, OU
You're slow, you're lame, you're immature
You love Selena, you hate Miley
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your spam filters a jerk
When you don’t let me post, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the old OU
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you
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lmfao
ily Lilly!
Rock on!
*does guitar solo*
The 7 things I hate about OU!
The 7 things I hate about OU, OU
You're slow, you're lame, you're immature
You love Selena, you hate Miley
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your spam filters a jerk
When you don’t let me post, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the old OU
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you
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The last line should be "I'm addicted to you."
But, haha.
Lilly said:
The 7 things I hate about OU!
The 7 things I hate about OU, OU
You're slow, you're lame, you're immature
You love Selena, you hate Miley
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your spam filters a jerk
When you don’t let me post, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the old OU
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you
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http://i42.tinypic.com/jre4on.jpg
Demi's gap reappears at night.
@Mercedes:
i'm liking the vintage lohan. i worshipped that bitch for the longest time. those were the days...
The 7 things I hate about OU!
The 7 things I hate about OU, OU
You're slow, you're lame, you're immature
You love Selena, you hate Miley
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your spam filters a jerk
When you don’t let me post, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the old OU
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you
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WOw....amazing!
Hannahh said:
The 7 things I hate about OU!
The 7 things I hate about OU, OU
You're slow, you're lame, you're immature
You love Selena, you hate Miley
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your spam filters a jerk
When you don’t let me post, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the old OU
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you
---
The last line should be "I'm addicted to you."
But, haha.
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SOOOO true. It should be
Mercedes said:
Demi's gap reappears at night.
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HAHAHAHA.
LOL. This comment never gets old..
http://i44.tinypic.com/1zcomty.jpg
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Fuck yeah! I knew it lol made my day
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lol wow that hilarious i mean i love taylor swift and all but that was funny
NO WAY?! Are you freaking serious?! - let make #JoeBurpedTwice a TT on Twitter so the whole world know it... (haha I think we should actually do that...I would laugh till I cry anbd/or wet my pants)
--
lmao it's so ridiculous now i actually could see it trend.
lmao!
*sings*
oh liteeebri...come back...
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I miss you. I miss your essays. And I still shed a tear every once and awhile. And even though it`s different now. You`re still here somehow. My comments wont let you and I need you to know; I miss you!
Anonymous said:
http://oufailsandlols.tumblr.com/
RIP CLASS OF 2008-2010 OCEANUP
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Lmao. I remember that site. HILARIOUS.
Mercedes:
i'm liking the vintage lohan. i worshipped that bitch for the longest time. those were the days...
--
i love la-lohan i wish she'd get her crazy self together. :/
who a bigger player joe or demi? I think both. I think joe will leave her because he a major player.
The 7 things I hate about OU!
The 7 things I hate about OU, OU
You're slow, you're lame, you're immature
You love Selena, you hate Miley
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your spam filters a jerk
When you don’t let me post, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the old OU
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you
_________
SHA!
Demi's 17 she's not getting married anytime soon.
Lilly said:
The 7 things I hate about OU!
The 7 things I hate about OU, OU
You're slow, you're lame, you're immature
You love Selena, you hate Miley
You make me laugh, you make me cry
I don't know which side to buy
Your spam filters a jerk
When you don’t let me post, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the old OU
And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do
You make me love you
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WOW!
This is how we are spending Thursday nights.
I'm gonna bitchslap Demi
k we get it, you love south america and yadayada but why don't you come to Mexico? why Demi, why?
lmao yeah... I'm dramatic....
Guys lets not be selfish. I think it's time to move on.
Demi takes baths in pickle juice in an attempt to get Selena back.
Mercedes said:
Demi's gap reappears at night.
____________
Hate chu...but HAHA
Joe doesn't know how to tie his shoes, so his eyebrows do it for him.
I miss you. I miss your essays. And I still shed a tear every once and awhile. And even though it`s different now. You`re still here somehow. My comments wont let you and I need you to know; I miss you!
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If you wrote that before you saw my comment then freaky
dos anyone hear from laurenj today
culd you please tell me someon
jersey wont takl to me or sam
please
Ms N
I had a feeling this was going to happen,
Joe doesn't know how to tie his shoes, so his eyebrows do it for him.
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Hahaha.