Crazy Woman, ‘Joe Jonas Is A Father’

Jonas Brothers alleged assistant makes insane claims to KISS 107.

From Jonas Brothers’ rep: The woman’s claims are ‘completely false’.

  • Anonymous

    Thats so funny.
    If you were their personal assistant she would know that they were in New York City (dur) and you wouldn’t be spilling details like that to a radio station. Thats totally B S hahaha

  • GoldenGal9311

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    GoldenGal9311 said:

    Jessicuhh. said:

    I feel like i’m in the freaking twilight zone.
    ______________

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y
    -
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WudBfRa0ETw
    ________

    I LOVE that episode.

  • Sweetdisposition?

    JesziV. said:

    Wait. I’ve watched Maury plenty of times to know about paternity tests, lls. Doesn’t the baby have to be born to do it? Or am I mistaking?
    —-
    Lmao, ikr? That’s what I thought too…

  • MeenuD

    Some of you have such great songs on your profile. I love it. =)

  • Christine

    shocking.
    seriously, this better not be true.

  • Anonymous

    This is the biggest load of sh*t ever. Sure the ‘crazy woman’ can swear on her job because she doesn’t work for or with the Jonas Brothers. I CANNOT wait until its 3 weeks from now and everyone is going to know that this woman is insane and just seeking attention. I am so sick and tired of people starting crap because they live such pathetic lives that the only thing they can do is sit at home and think of ridiculous stories about famous people’s lives. And there is no way that Nick is on drugs because if he was he would be dead. He is a freakin diabetic!! This is the biggest load of crap I have ever heard.

  • AlwaystheTruth

    this post is going too fast

  • Anonymous

    Is this lady out of her mind??!?
    This is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.
    I hope they find out who that lady was and sue her for all she is worth.

  • Lilly

    KeepTheFaith said:

    I’m just being friendly to a fellow stoner ;)

    I have a super headache, but you’ve managed to make me smile. :)
    ———-
    KeepTheFaith <333
    I’m glad I could help :)

  • Anonymous

    I bet anything Kevin is the one on drugs. He seems like the kind to get high and party. LOVE THAT. So hot.

    I can believe Joe’s rumor. Guess he’ll learn to wrap his dick before he goes shoving it in someone, eh?

  • Melissa=)

    is it bad that im still laughing? hahaha.
    _____________

    I’m still laughing too. This is just too random.
    ================
    i know. and with all of the other rumors today. we are definately in the twilight zone.

  • Anonymous

    is it bad that im still laughing? hahaha.
    _____________

    I’m still laughing too. This is just too random.

    _____

    Hahahhahahahahaha me too… I want them to be true.

  • JesziV.

    i know /: like leave him alone. and i never thought i said this,people should leave demi alone too.

    I feel really bad for Joe, but not Demi. I don’t think I’ll EVER feel bad for her. Ever.

  • picstoburn

    David Henrie IS a pot head!

    well duh,and Mitchel musso.you should’ve seen the rap he did SMH…..

  • GoldenGal9311

    Jason said:

    whatta PERV
    ___________

    LOL

  • Your Love is my Drug
  • jennie

    Didn’t camilla Belle leave Joe cuz she was pregnant? but no way, I don’t believe this – too crazy! how can they be on drugs, too? she’s CRAZY!

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    JonasandMileyPones said:
    Too. Much. Comments.

    Is my icon showing btw?
    ______
    is it the one with miley and her brother

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:19 pm
    picstoburn said:
    David Henrie IS a pot head!

    well duh,and Mitchel musso.you should’ve seen the rap he did SMH…..
    __

    Seriously? T-T

  • Melissa=)

    Wait. I’ve watched Maury plenty of times to know about paternity tests, lls. Doesn’t the baby have to be born to do it? Or am I mistaking?
    —-
    Lmao, ikr? That’s what I thought too…
    =================
    yeah. im pretty sure…

  • Your Love is my Drug
  • Sweetdisposition?

    Jason said:

    whatta PERV
    —-
    LMAO, do you mean the crazy woman or Joe?

  • Anonymous25

    I feel like somebody died today..:/

  • GoldenGal9311

    Anonymous said:

    is it bad that im still laughing? hahaha.
    _____________

    I’m still laughing too. This is just too random.

    _____

    Hahahhahahahahaha me too… I want them to be true.
    _________

    I don’t want them to be true, and I don’t think they’re true. That’s why I’m laughing. If I thought this was true, I sure as hell wouldn’t be laughing.

  • Lilly

    GoldenGal9311 said:

    Melissa=) said:

    is it bad that im still laughing? hahaha.
    _____________

    I’m still laughing too. This is just too random.
    ————–
    I’ve been laughing since I got online today, this is all too funny

  • thecolordecays.

    LOL
    People are congratulating Joe on his twins!

  • picstoburn

    i know /: like leave him alone. and i never thought i said this,people should leave demi alone too.

    I feel really bad for Joe, but not Demi. I don’t think I’ll EVER feel bad for her. Ever.

    Lmao. i still don’t like her but enough is enough lol.

  • yesaella

    i knowww but the only reason why i kinda dont want it to be true is cause it will really hurt them. BUT THIS DRAMA IS JUST SO INTENSE! drugs? BABYY?!
    and she sounded so sureee
    lmaoo @ her swearing on her job, cause if they recognize her voice, she wont have one.

    you guys shall we have a countdown? the lady said 3 weeks and we’ll find out if its his kids[:

  • Tinypic Bandit

    thecolordecays. said:
    LOL
    People are congratulating Joe on his twins!
    ——
    What the- where?

  • JonasandMileyPones

    Oh lord… here we go.

    *brings out weapons, hides behind bushes*

  • Anonymous

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

  • peacelovehearts

    Rape? lmfao

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Haha, OU quoted her as a “Crazy Woman”.

  • teenage rebel

    she’s so fired.

  • Sweetdisposition?

    I WANT IT TO BE TRUE,LMAO!

  • Anonymous

    OMG So much drama today. Can’t take it.

  • Anonymous

    What the hell people.
    If you were a personal assistant you wouldn’t be calling a radio station anonymously because your friends that live there told you it’s a funny station.

    Some people are just complete idiots.

  • island.B

    what the fuckedy fuck. o_O

  • Anonymous

    that girl is crazy.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Oh my gosh! I love OU for posting this!

  • Anonymous

    to be honest.. i kind imagine nick on the drugs! :L we all know he had a diet coke problem lol

  • picstoburn

    i know i only throw my cheese at demi stans
    but this damn lady is making me throw cheese at her -____- attention whore

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hey Joe, how are the wife and kids.

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO WHAT.

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    BRB, dying laughing.

    B to the S

  • letsgetgleeky

    omg this great :p “one of them has a drug problem”

    could you imagine joe on crack?

  • Julianna

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. i sall I’m gonna say xD

  • Anonymous

    Are you kidding me with this bullshit

  • Maralovelovelove

    This made me laugh so hard. Even if she WAS their assistant, why would she just come out and tell this guy all this? Seriously… hahahhaa

  • ashlie

    “crazy woman” i believe it. lmao

  • picstoburn

    Haha, OU quoted her as a “Crazy Woman”.

    lmao. hot ass mess.

  • Yesiii :)

    …Oh come on, that lady is just crazy! Who is going to believe that!?

  • adfasdfasdfasd

    w.t..f…

    too much news hitting me today!!!

  • peacelovehearts

    etsgetgleeky said:
    omg this great :p “one of them has a drug problem”

    could you imagine joe on crack?
    ——-
    Yes…. xD

  • Sweetdisposition?

    I can’t breathe, I gotta shut up it’s the middle of the night. LMAO!

  • Anonymous

    Yeah I heard this earlier today… bad news day if you are joe jonas!!! hahaha I wonder if there is any truth to it????? This would be super SCANDAL!!!

  • island.B

    haha for reals.so much drama in one day.

  • letsgetgleeky

    peacelovehearts said:
    etsgetgleeky said:
    omg this great :p “one of them has a drug problem”

    could you imagine joe on crack?
    ——-
    Yes…. xD
    ——-

    hes already so hyper :p

  • Anonymous

    she better be, doubt it 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

  • Anonymous

    This “crazy lady” must be drunk!

  • thecolordecays.

    What is Vicodin for?

  • JoeJonasGirl0676

    Oh god this is such bull shit its not funny. I’m dead serious too. I mean really. We all know its not true. I wanna slap that woman for calling into a radio station like that.

  • Marte

    omfg ;o
    would be kindoff exicting if it was true though…

  • Maralovelovelove

    Anonymous said:

    Lol! I knew Nick was a crackhead! Allergies my ass!
    Haha I think this is bullshit but let’s wait and see.


    “Cry Eyes” hahahahahah!

  • Melissa=)

    i really cant stop laughing.

    who do you think the mother is?

  • AlwaystheTruth

    BAHAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious!

  • peacelovehearts

    StarLightSTARbright said:
    peacelovehearts said:

    Do any of you guys know where i could find this bikini? I NEED IT NOW! :D

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/371133/miley-cyrus-pink-pol
    -
    idk but its soo freakin adorable!
    ——
    I know right? god i really want it…. :P

  • Charlotte-x-

    omg this woman

  • JoeJonasGirl0676

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:01 pm
    thecolordecays. said:

    What is Vicodin for?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Vicodin is a sexual enhancement drug for males.

  • Anonymous

    On websites such as this one, I can’t even distinguish between sarcasm and ignorance. So, vicodin is a painkiller (:

  • Anonymous

    What is Vicodin for?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Vicodin is a sexual enhancement drug for males.

    ———————-
    Vicodin is a narcotic, they give to you when you have your wisdom teeth pulled, Viagra is a sexual enhancement. Geez, idiots.

  • Melissa=)

    hahaha. the rumors today. :D

  • musiciseverything

    I can’t even…..

  • Anonymous

    I WANT THIS TO BE TRUE…PLEASE WE NEED DIRT ON JONAS..ITS BEEN TOO LONG.
    TODAY WAS THE BEST EVER LOL

  • Anonymous

    i kinda believe it like someone else said, she didn’t stutter at all, didn’t stop to think… and maybe the pregnancy is why joe and demi broke up… and do you remember when the jonas mother was like “i’ll love my children no matter what, everyone makes mistakes”

  • Anonymous

    I mean, of course Nick would be addicted to drugs. He needs insulin to SURVIVE.

    I just..this woman sounds like a 42 year old walmart parking lot partier that got pissed off when a kick that looked like Joe Jonas knocked down her cigarette.

  • Anonymous

    Lol! I knew Nick was a crackhead! Allergies my ass!
    Haha I think this is bullshit but let’s wait and see.

  • Maralovelovelove

    so… much…news….in…24…hours…can’t…….TAKE … IT….

  • Anonymous

    WHAT!!!!
    LMFAO SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE’S TELLING THE TRUE. BUT COME ON PEOPLE ITS GOT TO BE FAKE!!! I HOPE?!

  • Your Love is my Drug

    Ok if this is seriously true then the girl who joe impregnated I am seriously jealous of right now.

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Isn’t insulin a drug? Maybe that’s what she was talking about…But, it would be a “problem

  • Julianna

    i wonder what is going through the Jonas Brothers head’s

  • picstoburn

    too much drama for one day,like i’ll always remember this day

    5/24/2010.

  • Anonymous

    umm….

  • xoxokatie8

    …!!??

    what the flying fuck

  • Anonymous

    Yeah I heard this earlier today… bad news day if you are joe jonas!!!

    ———

    Right?
    He’s just being hammered right now.
    Dude can’t catch a break.

  • Dangerpears.

    Okay, why do I hear a Robin Thicke song in this video? o.O
    ——

    <3 I love Robin Thicke

  • Figaro

    I LOVE GOLDIE HAWN.

  • Anonymous

    Lmfao. Bullshit.
    Who has time to do this?

  • HOLAA

    Im pretty sure that the one doing drugs is Nick…

    its always the quiet ones

  • INeedAHero

    MitchelMussoLuv… said:

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:07 pm
    INeedAHero said:
    Why would people actually want this to be true? I just don’t understand….

    ___

    Same here SkilletGirl

    _______
    Its just wow. This just amazes me…

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Melissa=) said:
    is it bad that im still laughing? hahaha.
    _____
    no today is a funny and crazy day so your allowed

  • muffy1013

    great now everyone is googling, twitting and doing video about Jemi breakup and all rumors that showed up today

  • ilovemusic

    Not funny at all. Just stupid. People should stop picking on 3 innocent guys, and focus on people with actual problems.

  • Lilly

    Lilly
    She’s staying anonymous for now.
    If she released her identity, then no it wouldn’t make sense.
    No one will pay a dime, unless you agree to go public…
    so people will actually believe it’s legit.
    ————–
    Do the JB really have that many personal assistants that they won’t be able to figure out which on sold them out? This is a serious claim that the person making that can ruin all of their careers.

  • thecolordecays.

    David Henrie IS a pot head!

  • GoldenGal9311

    Your Love is my Drug said:

    WHAT IF THE MOTHER WAS DEMI?!
    _______________

    Pms times 100

  • Anonymous

    this is to much for me it’s only monday dam but i’m remember this day joe maybe a father,jemi broke up ,demi dating the dude from that 70 show, and nick do drugs hit up maury joe well they were looking for that thing that will get their tickets to sell here it is

  • Sweetdisposition?

    Joe’s gonnna be a daddy ;P

  • Joelle

    hahahaha this made me giggle, ahh Joseph today is not your day is it??

  • picstoburn

    picstoburn said:

    i feel really bad for joe right now :|


    ugh, me too! imagine the stuff he’s getting tweeted to him right now.. :/ demi too.

    i know /: like leave him alone. and i never thought i said this,people should leave demi alone too.

  • Anonymous

    Pretty sure Joe is writing a blog out there and he is ready to give ‘his side of the story’…
    Thsi camp tour is way more interesting right now right ?

  • jt710

    HOT DAYUMMM said:
    Now that I think about it….
    that lady was probably paid by Papa J,
    for some new publicity scam he’s probably working on -_-
    ———
    i thought you believed it?

  • Your Love is my Drug

    Lets see,
    Jemi’s over
    Joe’s a dad
    Nick/Kevin/Joe is a druggie
    Demi’s dating a 30 year old.

    Im waiting for some shocking Selena News.
    ——
    Selena Gomez’s porn video lmaoxD jkjk
    —-

    Hahaha that’d be too good. I wonder what people would say?

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    GOD LORD PEOPLE. take a minute…THEN comment XD

  • Anonymous

    What a crazy bitch. She’s so shady. She definitely had script in front of her from Demi. Guaranteed.

  • Anonymous

    Please let this be true!!!!!!

  • sess nugget

    David Henrie IS a pot head!

    My friend is actually Mitchel Musso’s drug dealer. /coolstorybro

  • Tinypic Bandit

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Joe’s a dad! I will not be shocked if any of this is true. Those paternity test better come out soon! X^D DAMN, Joseph, today is YOUR day!

  • JesziV.

    Wait. I’ve watched Maury plenty of times to know about paternity tests, lls. Doesn’t the baby have to be born to do it? Or am I mistaking?

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:17 pm
    sess nugget said:
    David Henrie IS a pot head!

    My friend is actually Mitchel Musso’s drug dealer. /coolstorybro

    __

    :| ha ha

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    jt710
    I did…
    but now I smell the Papa J STENCH all over this…

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    Lilly
    JB has an entire OFFICE of assistants.
    From managers, to agents, to drivers, to website maintainers…
    You name it.

  • Anonymous

    “i swear it on my job”
    haha that crazy lady is probably unemployed…

  • MileyIsBestest

    Lilly said:

    MileyIsBestest said:

    Whichever JB likes to do drug is welcome to get high with me ;)
    —-
    Smh…. Lilly….
    ———-
    I’m just being friendly to a fellow stoner ;)

    You know how I feel about your drug addiction Lilz! :p
    ———
    You love me and will support me no matter what ;)
    —-
    Haha only cause I love you Lilly!

  • jt710

    Maralovelovelove said:
    jt710 said:

    here’s an idea…. joe and demi broke up because demi is pregnant with his twins :
    ————————–
    nah demi does not look like she’s due in 3 WEEKS….
    maybe we should ask taylor is she knows anything about this…


    she didn’t say DUE in 3 weeks…
    ——-
    i say demi found out bout joe’s twins and dumped him. so now she’s going to her bff miley for some more publicity since joes too bust with his babys momma

  • Anonymous

    WOW ur a dumbass lady i swaer to god… what ppl for money and fame that is just damn sad right there.

  • sess nugget

    Joe got me pregnant too.

  • Tinypic Bandit

    thecolordecays. said:
    Tinypic Bandit said:

    thecolordecays. said:
    LOL
    People are congratulating Joe on his twins!
    ——
    What the- where?

    On Twitter…I went to his @ replies!

    mrsjoejonas2 @joejonas ARE YOU EXPECTING TWINS?!!? OR IS IT A RUMOR?! Kat Jonas :D

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • picstoburn

    ITS THE BEST DAY EVER”
    ====
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQXNi9d1WvE

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    K.F.D.M.S lover said:
    Your Mom Was Here said:
    Sad day for Jemi stans.. RIP JEMI.

    anyways.. JEMI IS OVER! I WILL MAKE A PARTY AT MY HOUSEEE HELL YES!
    _____
    hey
    iam invited
    __________
    obvs :) But the party is cancelled homie :/
    ____
    whaaaat why sister

  • Melissa=)

    5/24/2010 Epic.
    ==============
    THIS.

  • Anonymous

    If anyone saw it.. From Jonas Brothers rep: The story is ‘completely false’

  • watchacallit

    I don’t believe this. Yes i do believe that Joe and Demi broke up but I don’t think Joe’s a father I mean if he does sex, i think he’d use protection so whatever. This woman is really crazy and besides, if this woman is really even working for them, then i bet she’ll be fired soon or ever RIGHT NOW but mostly, i am betting on the part where she “ISN’T WORKING FOR THEM” because first of all, if she’s working of the Jonases, she isn’t allowed to say anything like that even if it was true which i highly doubt.

  • Anonymous

    BAHAHAHA! Big fat lies! Who on earth makes up all that stuff!? :D

  • Anonymous

    damn joe is not twiting anything :|

    __
    today is not a good day lol.
    I am pretty sure jonas management had serious talk with him and demi today.
    Their relationship shouldnt interfere anymore.
    People make a big deal about it..

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    >_< what did Demi tweet? twitter wont load for me

  • livindalife

    Who peeded in your coke today?
    ———-
    Phil of the Future.

  • alltherightmoves.

    if Joe had sex, wouldn’t he have worn protection?
    js.

  • thecolordecays.

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    bret michaels won celebrity apprentice! so happy for him, hes been dealing with a lot of sh.it lately :)

    I love him and all but I think they let him win out of pity!

  • xoxokatie8

    Maybe this chick is Demi’s mom in disguise.
    lmfao

  • peacelovehearts

    picstoburn said:
    There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I’d like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did (cont) http://tl.gd/1fg9tm 2 minutes ago via Twitlonger

    (; demi’s twit.
    ———
    Dayummm… that girl’s legit.. -_-

  • thecolordecays.

    Today was a good day!

  • Your Mom Was Here

    me too
    but itlest know they will stop hating her for dating joe
    and when joe go out with agirl again she better be strong because the hate is coming for her
    ________
    ikr? poor girl u_u

  • Anonymous

    hey i made 3 icons from the new miley bikini pics! reply if you like/use them :)

    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    http://i45.tinypic.com/2mwtnoy.png
    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    -
    oh hey these are really good! :D

    ——-
    thanks! ‘cept for i just realized i posted one of them twice :| lol i meant to post this one too!
    http://i50.tinypic.com/262y4q9.jpg

    ———-
    ok Miley definately has the best body of all disney girls, she has shape, and she is one tone girl. I want to know her diet. She looks like a victoria secret model. she gorgeous body.

  • Lilly

    No at least 5 xD. lol. Good she better =]
    ———-
    Yes! We need to plan this out so we can all be on. I might even do something special for the occasion ;)

  • StarLight24

    MileyIsBestest said:
    You always seem to be bored! lol! Today OU was epiccc!!!
    —-
    that’s because I’m always on OU if I’m bored. lol. What happened that was so epic other than this? I wasn’t on until about an hour ago.

  • JesziV.

    Melissa=) said:

    There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I’d like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did split but it wasn’t over the phone. Things didn’t work out but we’ll remain friends. Secondly, I am NOT dating anybody already. Nothing is more important to me than the relationship I have with my fans.. Just thought you guys should know this.

    ddlovato.

    I want a tweet from Joe about this crazy lady, not Demi.

    BUT YAY! IT’S OFFICIAL, JEMI’S FINALLY OVER!

  • Doom

    nevermind.

  • Stranger Then Fiction

    Wouldn’t this be funny if this was all true?

    BUT we all know Nick is the drug addict lol and Joe is a man whore so…

    LOL JK seriously though I think this lady was dropped on her head a lot as a child :/

  • Anonymous

    too… much… gossip.. in… 24 hours..

  • Crazy

    I might sound crazy and gullible but…
    I believe her. :\

  • picstoburn

    damn amazing week and it’s only monday.

  • GoldenGal9311

    BTW, what is this woman’s point anyway? Like, does she want money or something?

  • thecolordecays.

    xCookieMuffin said:

    You guys remember that thing with Nick’s eyes recently? Like “allergies” from a “cat”? Well, I know from personal experience, that when you snort cocaine, your eyes will swell and become red and sometimes have dark circles under them. I said it when it first happened. He’s CRAZY skinny and is always tapping his nose, snorting/sniffing in interviews. Classic cocaine usage signs.

    Deny it all you want, but the facts are there.

    Kevin seems too good for that type of thing. I also said in the past that Kevin was a Jonas fan’s only hope. Joe and Nick are lost causes, consumed by fame. God help them.
    —–
    Soo Nicks a druggy and Joe got laid?

    Oh dear!

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Daydreamer….. said:

    Well damn, I have to leave. Bye all!
    Bye dearest Huajai. We shall meet again! lmao
    __________________________

    Bye, Molly! =D

  • Anonymous

    Unfortunately, Joe has been battling Vicodin addiction on and off for about 2 years.
    He tried to quit and focus on working out, but it’s hard for him.

    Please don’t judge him, Joe is a beautiful person who’s loyalty and devotion to his friends and family are what sets him apart from everybody else..this is just a very sad situation and Joe’s family will be there for him and will handle it.

    Don’t worry ,guys.

    ———–

    What the hell.
    And how would you know this?

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Your Love is my Drug said:
    There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I’d like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did split but it wasn’t over the phone. Things didn’t work out but we’ll remain friends. Secondly, I am NOT dating anybody already. Nothing is more important to me than the relationship I have with my fans.. Just thought you guys should know this.

    Here we go agian… *-*
    —-
    Did she really say that?!
    ______
    http://www.twitlonger.com/show/1fg9tm

  • Tinypic Bandit

    picstoburn said:
    PerezHilton
    @DDlovato Demi confirms split through Twitter http://bit.ly/cR8W3P Sources tell me she was FORCED to deny the phone part! But we know truth!
    4 minutes ago via web

    I believe Perez about her being forced to deny it.
    —–
    I was curious if she denied the phone part just to save his ass.

    then she’s way to nice.
    ———
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/VenomZER0/ist2_1535790-i-agree.jpg

  • weirdo

    Sighhhhh poor Joe i guess………

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    aw… I hope they will still be friends!

  • StarLight24

    Melissa=) said:
    demis mom? haha. jk. jk.
    ——
    I don’t think so but here’s a link. You can compare too. lol.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Vei6NgkhI

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Meliiiiiiiiiissa!
    __________
    aw hey bb :) how you doin stroke? :D

  • Anonymous

    LOL. Funnest thing I have heard/read in forever!

  • picstoburn

    AlwaystheTruth
    May 24, 2010 @ 05:31 pm
    AlwaystheTruth said:

    picstoburn said:

    damn joe is not twiting anything :|
    ———————-
    he will tweet! probably not today…

    i hope he’ll talk about all these stupid rumors -.- smh…….

  • Anonymous

    lame. he can’t get laid for his life. :/

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    There’s no point arguing this til no tomorrow.
    We’ll find out in 3 weeks.
    Bye.

  • Your Love is my Drug

    I hope OceanUp this summer is like today.. (:

    Dude, best summer ever!

  • Anonymous

    ohh my Lord, is this women crazy or something?!

  • Anonymous

    Apparently trailer trash lady doesn’t know what happens to diabetics on drugs. Idiot.

    —-
    Um, obviously there are two more Jonases that it could be about. Kevin and Joe? You DO know who they are, right? :/

    You guys are SO STUPID if you think that this can’t be true. There’s ALWAYS a possibility for it to be true. You don’t know them. Shit. For all we know, Kevin could be laying into a line right now. Joe could be popping some Perc 10s. Who knows?

    Coming out and saying that there’s NO WAY this is true shows just how stupid you fans really are. You’ll believe anything Disney sells you.

    Nobody is perfect. INCLUDING the jonas brothers.

    —-

    Yes, the Jonas Brothers are probably having sex, but they are smart enough to figure out birth control. And I hope someone believes every crazy rumor every said or spread about you so you can know how it feels. The only thing after all the rumors of the Jonas Brothers that have proven to be truth are things we saw pictures from. If Joe had a pregnant girlfriend we would have seen her by now. Don’t believe everything you read, cause it makes you kind of stupid. It is called discernment……..

  • i am sure

    THAT’S ALL LIEEEESSS &&LIES I AM PRETTTY SURE!! JOE CAN NEVER DO THAT!!

  • Melissa=)

    Soo Nicks a druggy and Joe got laid?
    =================
    yup. youre all caught up. ;)

  • Anonymous1

    Anonymous said:

    i bet demi and joe had sex, joe got scared if she was to get pregnant and called it quits. THE END.

  • Daydreamer…..

    First, Joe and I did split but it wasn’t over the phone. Things didn’t work out but we’ll remain friends

    Shit just blew through the fan. :/ Damn, breakups suck. I wonder what happened…

  • StarLightSTARbright

    pm
    letsgetgleeky said:

    letsgetgleeky said:

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    letsgetgleeky said:

    hey i made 3 icons from the new miley bikini pics! reply if you like/use them :)

    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    http://i45.tinypic.com/2mwtnoy.png
    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    -
    oh hey these are really good! :D

    ——-
    thanks! ‘cept for i just realized i posted one of them twice :| lol i meant to post this one too!
    http://i50.tinypic.com/262y4q9.jpg
    -
    haha i like them!
    may i have one?
    —–
    of course :) thats why i made them! let me know if you want any made for you, im bored so ill make some :p
    -
    thank youu! haha. make me some blake lively ones! and dianna argon, those three are my faves <3 haha.
    please? thank you! my new bff.

  • StarLightSTARbright

    letsgetgleeky said:

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    pm
    letsgetgleeky said:

    letsgetgleeky said:

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    letsgetgleeky said:

    hey i made 3 icons from the new miley bikini pics! reply if you like/use them :)

    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    http://i45.tinypic.com/2mwtnoy.png
    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    -
    oh hey these are really good! :D

    ——-
    thanks! ‘cept for i just realized i posted one of them twice :| lol i meant to post this one too!
    http://i50.tinypic.com/262y4q9.jpg
    -
    haha i like them!
    may i have one?
    —–
    of course :) thats why i made them! let me know if you want any made for you, im bored so ill make some :p
    -
    thank youu! haha. make me some blake lively ones! and dianna argon, those three are my faves <3 haha.
    please? thank you! my new bff.

    —–
    mmk ill post them as a reply in a little bit <3 :)
    -
    okay! post them on the newest post so i can see okay? ty sooooo much :D

  • ThatboyisaMONSTER

    Bullshit, Im laughing so hard right now. Okay, so say this Woman USED to work with JB then say she got the sack.. maybe this was her way of spreading shit out just to get back at them and before I get haters Im NOT saying Joe’s never had sex before, cause he’s human, he has hormones but at the end of the day I think he’d KNOW to put a condom on, I mean seriously, he wouldnt wanna wreck his career. And Nick and the drugs.. that’s just.. smh..

  • Tis_Darling

    First off, the radio guys have to be the biggest losers for believing a single word that came out of this womans mouth. And this makes absolutely no sense anyways. If you were an assistant for someone, you would not go telling the world about “secrets.” they would know your voice, idiot. This lady needs a life. How old is she, 40? and She gets her kicks out of calling up radio stations and acting like a fool. What if this was demi’s revenge, she’s behind it all…No I’m just kidding people. But seriously, I’d like to round up all the idiots in this world and move them away. Perhaps antartica with the penguins? Nah, I don’t have anything against penguins.

  • letsgetgleeky

    demi’s latest tweet

    http://i48.tinypic.com/hsrs4k.png

    shes still not denying his baby though guys :p

  • Melissa=)

    Today was a good day!
    ================
    yes it was. :)

  • Anonymous

    I thinkit might be some of demi friends tryng to get back at joe for the break up. funny how this came out on the day we find out about the break up. It has been said taht demi friends are mad and have been running their mouth about joe. It has also been said that the call came from a LA area code. we all know demi has friends in the la area. I think its a little pay back they are doing to him to try to hurt him because she got hurt.

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    YES!
    like, joe has a sercet lover that lives in ohio.
    —-
    lmao xD. I swear her voice sounds familiar. I’ve heard it before. I think she’s an actress or a singer or reality tv star. Idk. It just sounds so familiar to me.
    —-
    I know…
    But don’t worry…just wait ’till Ashton Kutcher pops out saying we’ve been punk’d :)

  • picstoburn

    MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv
    May 24, 2010 @ 05:48 pm
    MitchelMussoLuv… said:

    >_< what did Demi tweet? twitter wont load for me
    ---
    http://www.twitlonger.com/show/1fg9tm

  • blingbling

    _______________
    helloooo :D what up homieeezzz
    Ihopeyou’retalkingtome,Ihopeyou’retalkingtome
    _
    Well your just in luck.
    I was.
    What’s crack’a'lackin in da hood my bra?

  • hahahaha
  • Your Mom Was Here

    But I’m sorry for Demi. She had to handle too much hate and at the end, Joe broke up with her. Damn.

    I’m sad for her. Party is cancelled.

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    fuck! my head hurts like bitch,, right now!!!

  • emma13

    “i thought with there tight pants and all they wouldnt be able to reproduce”. LMFAO. i laughed so hard when he said that. burn. im still laughing. lol.

  • Anonymous

    LIER LIER LIER! if this is true am going to find her house and KILL HER! :/ Joe I love you but this is crazy! CRAZY WOMAN! this is such a lie!
    I was like WHAT NOOO!

  • Daydreamer…..

    Livindalife!!!!! HI! lol
    ——–
    Oh my jizzle!
    Yo!
    How’ve you been! Long time no talk! :)))

    I know! It’s crazy. I’m fine, just can’t wait until summer. lol How about you?

  • Anonymous

    DEMI’S TWEET.

    HAH!
    She gained my respect for putting that out there like that.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Your Mom Was Here said:
    Sad day for Jemi stans.. RIP JEMI.

    anyways.. JEMI IS OVER! I WILL MAKE A PARTY AT MY HOUSEEE HELL YES!
    _____
    hey
    iam invited

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    Heh… yeah my computer’s a betch when it comes to live chats
    Hahah well I’ve had worse…but I’ll just tell you I was at the mall and it was REALLY crowded today and I was trying to get away from people because they were kinda invading my personal space…and this betch comes up to me with a mint ice cream and bumps me…guess what happened to my white shirt…Thank God it was only the sleeve, but still I had to go to the bathroom , wash the ice cream off and dry my shirt with the hand dryer just like Mr. Bean :)
    ___________
    daaaaaaaaaamn, that sucks :| Thanks god for this post then lol :P
    But bitch the mint ice cream will come to haunt you in the enddd…
    —–
    NAAAH *cries like a baby*
    I swear if mint ice cream creeps on me I’ll change into Terminator mode and go kick that biootch :’(

  • Anonymous

    Demi just tweeted,jemi is over.wow.i think ill go die now.

  • Melissa=)

    i wish it was friday. :(

  • Melissa=)

    now we need a tweet from joe. haha.

  • thecolordecays.

    They’re trying to trend #JemiBFF now!

    SMH

  • Anonymous

    so she hasn’t looked into them enough to find out their pant size which is a 28 and so is joes. but yet she knows he is fathering twins and one has a drug problem. wow lady you are seriously lieing.

  • alyssajonas7

    Hahahahhaahahahahahahahah!Why would oceanup even put this crap on here.This lady just wants attention and is lier.

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    Oh, I know what I’m gonna do. Trust me, you are not gonna want to miss it :P
    —-
    can I have a clue? =]

  • letsgetgleeky

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    pm
    letsgetgleeky said:

    letsgetgleeky said:

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    letsgetgleeky said:

    hey i made 3 icons from the new miley bikini pics! reply if you like/use them :)

    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    http://i45.tinypic.com/2mwtnoy.png
    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    -
    oh hey these are really good! :D

    ——-
    thanks! ‘cept for i just realized i posted one of them twice :| lol i meant to post this one too!
    http://i50.tinypic.com/262y4q9.jpg
    -
    haha i like them!
    may i have one?
    —–
    of course :) thats why i made them! let me know if you want any made for you, im bored so ill make some :p
    -
    thank youu! haha. make me some blake lively ones! and dianna argon, those three are my faves <3 haha.
    please? thank you! my new bff.

    —–
    mmk ill post them as a reply in a little bit <3 :)

  • livindalife

    Not every time, motherfucker.
    ———
    LOL. You’re my new favorite.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    ImNotAnnoying3.0 said:
    I’m gone I gotta wash my skin!~ see ya laterz
    _____
    see ya

  • Anonymous

    demi confirmed joe end her broke up. DAMN MAN I LOVE THAT GURL.

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Melissa=) said:

    _huajaichumpoo said:

    We’re being “JoBro-ed”, man!
    =============
    I KNEW IT!!!
    ______________________

    Gotcha!

    *someone replied to me today* Thanks.
    ===============
    hehe. no problem. ;)
    ______________________

    XD

  • FlorenciaaaG

    Nick on drugs? AHAHHA I can’t help but imagine it.
    LMFAO.

  • thecolordecays.

    Anonymous said:

    Lol Joe really did unfollow Perez.

    Fuck.
    Why do you have to make me speculate now, Joe.

    I didn’t even know he was following him!

  • Daydreamer…..

    Yeah, Nick takes drugs. I would know. I sell them to him. *rolls eyes*

  • Lilly

    Lilly <3333
    I thought of you again yesterday when I watched The Princess Diaries. lol. How have you been? Btw I miss FYLIP
    ————-
    Haha, Lilly and Mia. I will always think of you too when I see it. I’ve been good especially cause it’s almost summer :) How are you?
    I miss FYL IP too especailly cause Patricia deleted her twitter :(

  • thecolordecays.

    Damage control!

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Yeah, I remember! Good times. I love your account name and your icon. I did good. Hmm, I wonder if my official name now is Miley or Jeannie.
    __________________________

    Haha, well, whatever it’s going to be, I’m going to keep calling you Molly anyway. Once, I make a name, it sticks. Unless, either of those is your real name.

  • Anonymous

    i guesss i gotta get myself occupied until 3 weeks.

  • blingbling

    Who hates me?

  • Your Mom Was Here

    obvs :) But the party is cancelled homie :/
    ____
    whaaaat why sister
    _______
    I’m sad for Demi :/

  • Tinypic Bandit

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:47 pm
    ImNotAnnoying3.0 said:
    “ITS THE BEST DAY EVER”
    ——
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOrCt2KVn1I

    I think this song fits today especially well :D

  • emma13

    wow are you guys like obsessed with ou?
    i mean cmon on basically like 3 posts today have hit more then 1000 comments.

  • emma13

    “i thought with there tight pants and all they wouldnt be able to reproduce”. LMFAO. i laughed so hard when he said that. burn. im still laughing. lol.

  • Daydreamer…..

    Today was a good day

    Today was a fairytale. You were the prince…lmao

  • Your Mom Was Here

    so you don’t have a bra right now? damn guuurl
    _
    Hhah,wow.My bro(bra)Get it?
    Or am I just to hood for you?
    _______
    YOU’RE NOT WEARING A BRA!! :o
    and yeah, I get it :P But I’m the one who is way too hood for ya homzz. psh ;)

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    What kind of relationship was that? It was not even a day……You’d have me fucked before I’d been in a relationship that long….

  • StarLight24

    Melissa=) said:
    today was epic.
    but im off to bed. goodnight. :)
    —-
    good night =]

  • GoldenGal9311

    I gained respect for Demi for coming out and just saying it. *Hats off*

  • Anonymous

    demi will get revenge on joe by having nicks baby

    now THAT would be epic

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    ihave to go to sleep goodnight every one

  • Your Love is my Drug

    First, Joe and I did split but it wasn’t over the phone. Things didn’t work out but we’ll remain friends

    Shit just blew through the fan. :/ Damn, breakups suck. I wonder what happened…
    —-
    We’ll she found out Joe’s a father, DUH?!

  • Melissa=)

    I adore how OceanUP entitles her as, “Crazy Woman”.
    ================
    ikr? i love oceanup sometimes. <3

  • picstoburn

    now we need a tweet from joe. haha.

    haha perfect end to this crazy day.

  • GoldenGal9311

    I can’t believe how fast OceanUP is today.

  • thecolordecays.

    Your Mom Was Here said:

    Meliiiiiiiiiissa!
    __________
    aw hey bb :) how you doin stroke? :D

    I have a headache from laughing too hard!

    How are you, love?

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO.
    weird how i kinda want it to be true?

  • JesziV.

    Unfortunately, Joe has been battling Vicodin addiction on and off for about 2 years.
    He tried to quit and focus on working out, but it’s hard for him.

    Please don’t judge him, Joe is a beautiful person who’s loyalty and devotion to his friends and family are what sets him apart from everybody else..this is just a very sad situation and Joe’s family will be there for him and will handle it.

    Don’t worry ,guys.

    Hey Papa J, good to see you’re doing your daily creepin’.

  • Melissa=)

    Hahahahhaahahahahahahahah!Why would oceanup even put this crap on here.This lady just wants attention and is lier.
    ===============
    almost 800 comments. it looks like she got it.

  • Anonymous

    It’s Pixie Lott! Shes crazy, worked with joe, went on a date with him…

    I don’t Know but I agree with you! Its her!

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    PerezHilton
    @DDlovato Demi confirms split through Twitter http://bit.ly/cR8W3P Sources tell me she was FORCED to deny the phone part! But we know truth!
    4 minutes ago via web

    I believe Perez about her being forced to deny it.

  • Anonymous

    MAYBE THAT’S WHY JOE AND DEMI BROKE UP!!!!!

    AHAHAHAHAH

  • Anonymous

    reply
    There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I’d like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did split but it wasn’t over the phone. Things didn’t work out but we’ll remain friends. Secondly, I am NOT dating anybody already. Nothing is more important to me than the relationship I have with my fans.. Just thought you guys should know this.

  • Nikki

    Hahaha that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I wanna meet someone who actually believes this chick. HA!

  • Anonymous

    OMG!!! Did the “radio guys” buy it??

  • StarLightSTARbright

    peacelovehearts said:

    xxgloriabieberx said:
    and maybe taylor swift is gonna go shoot the president LMAFO
    ——–
    Is it wrong that i got somewhat excited when i read this? :P
    -
    YES!
    shoot yourself with your own pickle, nobody should deserves to get shot! :P only with pickles.
    ——-
    Long range pickle gun towards white house? I think so! :D
    -
    haha sure, ;DD the only thing that the pickle can do is leave a stain of its disgusting juice :S

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    Yes! We need to plan this out so we can all be on. I might even do something special for the occasion ;)
    —–
    yey! what will you do this time? Tho I don’t think anything will beat what you did when I returned to OU ;] lmao

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Daydreamer….. said:

    Yeah, Nick takes drugs. I would know. I sell them to him. *rolls eyes*
    __________________

    He does. It’s called insulin.

  • Anonymous

    the tour is going to be so funny with joe and demi haha it’ll be awkward. nick and kevin will have to be in between them at all times

  • Doom

    MitchelMussoLuv… said:
    May 24, 2010 @ 05:28 pm
    Doom said:
    hahahahahahahahaha

    :|

    lol.

    ___

    Hey Doom. the found that poor girl >_< ----
    I heard. Poor Kayleah. :(

  • Dumm Blonnd

    OMG LOL OMG OMG LOL

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Hahaha see…I live in the craziest spot on Earth…we have crazy seasons, we have crazy school.
    My “summer” would be during USA’s winter/spring. My school year is April-early January
    ________
    Ecuador right? I think I remember you telling me that once haha No stalker

  • Your Love is my Drug

    uggh someone answer me :(

  • picstoburn

    I gained respect for Demi for coming out and just saying it. *Hats off*
    —-
    me too, i never thought a disney star will actually say that.

  • Heyooooh

    2. The woman said that it will be out a few weeks later to the public after the paternity test. Okay, wake up people. Even if joe is possibly a father, he wouldn’t tell that to the public and probably will ask the girl to abort the baby and who knows in hell if they’ll give the girl money to shut up.
    ——

    I have to disagree with the part about aborting it. I think that they are far too strong Christians to ask someone to do that, even for their career. I know this is hypothetical since these are all lies and I don’t know they’re opinions on lots of matters but I’m just sayin

  • Daydreamer…..

    …the hell is this shit?

  • Anonymous

    ok for one;
    in order to do a paternity test, the babies must be born to take a blood sample. that would put this “woman” at 8 months pregnant. 8 months ago they were in Canada filming camp rock 2.
    2) any drug addiction would be plain to see. look at Britney Spears or Lidnsay Lohan..obvious to see. the guys show no signs of anything to do with drugs
    3) if the girl is 8 months pregnant why the hell wouldn’t she say something when she found out? obviously its not true so i hope that liar gets her ass sued

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    i bet demi and joe had sex, joe got scared if she was to get pregnant and called it quits. THE END.
    ——
    Joe isn’t that much of a pu.ssy….

  • thecolordecays.

    Daydreamer….. said:

    Today was a good day

    Today was a fairytale. You were the prince…lmao

    But I’m a girl! =d

  • Camillou

    Ok, maybe he never complains but he didn’t forget to remain us that he is diabetic at every show.

    I really like Nick but it’s a little annoying now ’cause he talks about that “every time”. Ok, it’s not funny to be diabetic but Gosh it’s not like he has a cancer !

    Anyway, this woman looks like she’s a little disturb but she made us laugh so…

    Sorry for my poor English, i’m French :)

  • Anonymous

    i guess we’ll find out in three weeks? haha
    its like waiting to find out if you or your girlfriend gets your/her period or not when you/she thinks you/she might be pregnant.

    im sure joe knows that feeling haha

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    lame. he can’t get laid for his life. :/
    —–
    Hahahahahaha

  • Daydreamer…..

    want to be in Hawaii by the ocean sipping a pina colada. Who’s with me?
    =====================
    “If you like Pina Coladas
    and getting caught in the rain…”

    Damn now I really want one! Fml…

  • StarLight24

    Daydreamer….. said:
    Yeah, Nick takes drugs. I would know. I sell them to him. *rolls eyes*

    you too?

  • Tinypic Bandit

    Anonymous said:
    5/24/2010 Epic.
    —–
    http://i38.tinypic.com/2zno2si.jpg

  • Anonymous

    Omgsh idk what the lady was smoking but omgsh that is so not true. well i mean i dont know but ok none of them look like they have a drug problem and i HIGHLY doubt that. and the father thing both joe and demi know better than that and that would be the only person that this would happen with cause its recent. and besides, i doubt that joe and demi wouldve broken up if they knew he would be a father of twinsz!

  • Anonymous

    why the heck is everyone freaking believing this stupid woman?! “She didn’t stutter” WHO CARES IF SHE DIDN’T STUTTER?! SHE MIGHT BE A GOOD ACTOR OR SOMETHING. I DON’T STUTTER WHEN I LIE, DOES THAT MEAN IM TELLING THE TRUTH?!
    People need to GET LIVES AND LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE ALONE.

  • peacelovehearts

    muffy1013 said:
    I just realized everyone is changing their icon pic every second
    ——–
    I change mine at least 5 times a week.. :p

  • Daydreamer…..

    gained respect for Demi for coming out and just saying it. *Hats off

    Same here, and it’s not like she said anything mean.

  • xCookieMuffin

    Hmph. Thy woman seems pysco.

  • Melissa=)

    now we need a tweet from joe. haha.

    haha perfect end to this crazy day.
    ===========
    yup. yup.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    many people on here :D HOLA!

  • Anonymous

    That lady is crazy.. there is no way for one… I think it is just crazy rumor day… The paparazzi follow them around like crazy… we’d have a clue if Joe had been dating anyone and then suddenly however many weeks/months later she gets pregnant… some things just can’t be covered up that well. Also Joe has never ever ever acted like he was on drugs in public… people who have drug ‘problems’ are always high.. no matter where they are… i don’t believe these for a second…

  • ITrustJONAS

    HOLY SHIT. What the fuck is this?!! this is sooo stupid and completely false!! I can’t believe this women, I can’t believe there are sick people like this out there, that just thrive and eat off of lies, and throw other people under the bus like this. It’s truly disgusting and pathetic. Joe has a baby? One of them had a drug problem!?!? I am the biggest Jonas brothers fan, and no matter what anybody says, I DO believe their purity rings are TRUE, I DO believe they have a good background what with their father and all, and that they were raised in a good home. They have true, good moral beliefs, and any girl would be lucky to find a guy like these 3 amazing men. I love the Jonas Brothers, and I can say this is completely false.

  • Doom

    I want to go on that tour now.

  • Melissa=)

    do you think this post will have the most comments?

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure they’re going over damage control. Or at least Papa J is. Nick’s probably fuming behind his phone.

    Joe’s probably laughing at how ridiculous these stories are. He’ll probably let it ride out for a bit longer for the fun of it.

    —-
    Don’t forget about Kevin, teeniefan.

    He’s probably in Jersey, boning his wife, not giving two shits about any of it.

    Go Kevin.

    ——-

    lol at you getting pissed because I left out Kevin.

    Kevin’s not relevant because Kevin’s above all of this bullshit.

    Please take your immaturity somewhere else.

  • blingbling

    LISTEN OKAY.
    Yess,I am Joe and the crazy women’s love child.
    Yes it’s me I’m Joe’s daughter.
    NOW TAKE ME HOME JOE.

  • Anonymous

    “It’s so funny that @ddlovato decided to tweet about it. Like, does she really NEED to tell people? I like Selena’s quote: “when you have something so special, you don’t need to tell the world about it.” (:
    ——–
    Too bad she was lying because she told everything making nick look like a huge jerk and asshole. she all over the magazine, they all said she trashed nick, in concerts,interviews and everywhere she got her hands on. so don’t believe that hypocrite.

  • JBfan

    OMG! No! NO! This woman is lying SO MUCH!!! That is totally untrue. I bet that she does not even work for them! Like, who would spread rumors about the Jonas Brothers like that? That is SO shallow! SO SHALLOW! Who would do that?! I can’t believe that that woman would say something like that about the Jonas Brothers! I am so angry that she said that! >:( WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT??!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Random Question: Why do people say “stans” instead of “fans”? I don’t get the joke if it’s a joke.

  • GoldenGal9311

    Are people in this post? Or the other one?

  • Daydreamer…..

    Yeah, Nick takes drugs. I would know. I sell them to him. *rolls eyes*
    __________________

    He does. It’s called insulin.

    Well, of course that. I feel bad for him. I don’t know how he does it. And he never complains. Such a good kid.

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    Like there hasn’t been enough god damn drama today? -_-

  • Your Love is my Drug

    I gained respect for Demi for coming out and just saying it. *Hats off*
    —-
    Ya I’ll always love that about her and Miley. They never beat around the bush, ya know like somepeople…. *death stares at icon*

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    Cool. Summer gonna be epic! :P
    And she deleted it last week :(

    I can’t wait =]. OU parties lmao xD. Aw =\. She better get on OU.

  • Anonymous

    maybe i’m the only one, but this all of this news/drama does NOT make me happy. probably because i actually care about these people. and maybe you think that’s stupid. fine, but i do. so anyway…this is the kind of thing that makes my blood boil. first of all, it’s complete crap. but i hate the fact that someone felt the need to make this up about them and try to sell it to the world. i seriously just want to go give them a hug. but honestly, they seem to deal with criticism like i’ve never seen anybody deal with it, and i know that they’ll be able to brush this off. but i can’t freaking wait until they prove this crazy lady wrong.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t believe all these baby daddy, drug rumors..

    I just wanna know what Demi and Joe think about this…

    http://i46.tinypic.com/a58axy.jpg

    I wonder if Demi got mad at her friend for saying this or if Joe’s mad about it.

  • Tinypic Bandit

    A sad day in Jemiland….Twitter blowin’ up now probably.

    From Jonas Brothers rep:

    The woman’s claims are ‘completely false’.

    DAMN IT ALL!!!! >X^D

  • Anonymous

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:25 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Apparently trailer trash lady doesn’t know what happens to diabetics on drugs. Idiot.

    —-
    Um, obviously there are two more Jonases that it could be about. Kevin and Joe? You DO know who they are, right? :/

    You guys are SO STUPID if you think that this can’t be true. There’s ALWAYS a possibility for it to be true. You don’t know them. Shit. For all we know, Kevin could be laying into a line right now. Joe could be popping some Perc 10s. Who knows?

    Coming out and saying that there’s NO WAY this is true shows just how stupid you fans really are. You’ll believe anything Disney sells you.

    Nobody is perfect. INCLUDING the jonas brothers.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Your Mom Was Here said:
    me too
    but itlest know they will stop hating her for dating joe
    and when joe go out with agirl again she better be strong because the hate is coming for her
    ________
    ikr? poor girl u_u
    _____
    thank god that something good happened to her her tour is going so good and she deserve it
    hope she will be more successful

  • weirdo

    I hope Nick isn’t involve with drugs! that would be weird!

  • Anonymous

    wow. jemi lasted a whole month.
    (or something like that)

    demi shouldve kept her mouth shut about theyre relationship.

  • Anonymous

    I meant that if he had gotten a girl pregnant & was hiding that kind of secret, it would show in his demeanour,,I do agree that his has plenty of time to find the one & break ups happen, it’s part of life..

  • GoldenGal9311

    Ohhh Pixie Lott! I know who you guys are talking about.

  • Melissa=)

    the tour is going to be so funny with joe and demi haha it’ll be awkward. nick and kevin will have to be in between them at all times
    =============
    theyre gonna stand at opposite sides of the stage.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    this is funny

  • whoaaxitsxbre

    Why would anyone believe this garbage?
    Anyone could simply call a radio station and shit like that.

  • MileyIsBestest

    StarLight24 said:

    MileyIsBestest said:
    Hai Starlight!!!
    —-
    Hello MIB =]. How are you?

    I’m great! How are you?

  • crazywoman

    First of all, this woman can swear on her job that what she’s saying is true because she is obviously not even a personal assistant of the Jonas Brothers.

    Reasons why this isn’t true:

    1. Nick has diabetes and if he does have drug problems, his diabetes will worsen. Besides, he never looked like an addict. He does not have signs of being a druggy.

    2. The woman said that it will be out a few weeks later to the public after the paternity test. Okay, wake up people. Even if joe is possibly a father, he wouldn’t tell that to the public and probably will ask the girl to abort the baby and who knows in hell if they’ll give the girl money to shut up.

    3. If joe did sex, he will probably wear protection. Why would he go sex not wearing condoms knowing that 9 months later a baby might claim to be his.

    4. If that girl is even working for them, and let’s say joe is possibly going to be a father, PAPA JONAS would not allow any of these things to happen.

  • Anonymous

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:14 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Why do you guys think this is crazy? You think it’s not possible? Because it is. You’re delusional to think they’d never do drugs or have sex. Of course they do. They’re famous. EVERYONE gets high unless you’re just a fucking loser with no life. Everyone has sex unless you’re ugly as hell. Get with it, kiddies.

    This shit is probably true as hell. We’ll see, I guess.

    ——–

    You have a messed up perception of life if you think having sex and doing drugs equals having fulfilling life.

    You’re outdated on the shallowness of your own judgement.

    And you must be one of the ugly people not getting any. Face it, your precious JoBros aren’t as innocent and wholesome as you thought. This shit is more than likely true.

  • Isabella

    noo way this is true i know someone who use to work on tour and hang out with them she said that they were totally respectful and didnt even curse once so i doubt they would do drugs and get girls pregnant this lady must be bored to tell such an insane lie

  • Melissa=)

    gained respect for Demi for coming out and just saying it. *Hats off

    Same here, and it’s not like she said anything mean.
    =============
    exactly. i hope theyre civilized about the whole thing.

  • Tinypic Bandit

    800 comments

    Are you kidding me?

  • Anonymous

    this lady is unbelievable. first of all, even if this is true, she is loosing her job, no doubt. and second, i think shes full of shit. i heard all this quiet laughing in the back. obvioulsy someone has no life.

  • Anonymous

    that lady def. had too many tequilas
    and a few sniffs of CRACK
    before she called in this “radio show”

  • bieberluva12

    that’s obviously why he broke up with Demi. lol. he has another family to support XD

    What a crazy woman!

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Anonymous said:

    This is the biggest load of sh*t ever. Sure the ‘crazy woman’ can swear on her job because she doesn’t work for or with the Jonas Brothers. I CANNOT wait until its 3 weeks from now and everyone is going to know that this woman is insane and just seeking attention. I am so sick and tired of people starting crap because they live such pathetic lives that the only thing they can do is sit at home and think of ridiculous stories about famous people’s lives. And there is no way that Nick is on drugs because if he was he would be dead. He is a freakin diabetic!! This is the biggest load of crap I have ever heard.
    _________________________________________

    Thank you!

  • Your Love is my Drug
  • Anonymous

    ok. i DO NOT swear. i’m a christian. i dont swear i hate it. but THAT GIRL IS SUCHHH A BITCH!!!!! omg.. i wanna kill something :( it SO UNTRUE I JUST HATE HERR

  • yocelyn

    THIS LADY IS OFF HER ROCKER

  • _huajaichumpoo

    K.F.D.M.S lover said:

    how twitter name is MileyIsLegit
    ________________________

    Peacelovehearts or something like that.

  • Daydreamer…..

    Today was a good day

    Today was a fairytale. You were the prince…lmao

    But I’m a girl! =d

    lmao Sorry, you just got that song in my head for no reason. xD

  • Julia viviana

    Are u kidding me
    This lady is f* crazyy!! Some people need to buy a live and they need to stop talkin shit about People really__??
    <_>

  • JonasandMileyPones

    Well then fuck you guys. :P

  • Daydreamer…..

    BTW, what is this woman’s point anyway? Like, does she want money or something?
    ————
    That’s what I want to know, why risk you job over nothing?r

    reply

    Lilly! Hey, how are you?

  • StarLight24

    ThatAwkwardHershey said:
    I know…
    But don’t worry…just wait ’till Ashton Kutcher pops out saying we’ve been punk’d :)
    —-
    lmao xD. It would make sense. Wilmer was his co-star. Ashton needs to get his sexy butt on youtube and fess up. lol. It’s starting to annoy me. I can’t stop listening to it because I’m trying to figure out who it is.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    .. I’m excited for the tour.
    ———
    Same here mi madre!
    Have you bought tickets yet? :D
    ________
    livin la vida loca :’)
    No way. Too pricey, no money. :o
    You? :D

  • Daydreamer…..

    Yeah, I remember! Good times. I love your account name and your icon. I did good. Hmm, I wonder if my official name now is Miley or Jeannie.
    __________________________

    Haha, well, whatever it’s going to be, I’m going to keep calling you Molly anyway. Once, I make a name, it sticks. Unless, either of those is your real name.

    lol You’ll never guess my real name, girl. xD
    But I like Molly. It’s cool with me.

  • kayisl0vex

    HAHAHAHA ok? :D someone needs attention :D

  • Anonymous

    nick is NOT doing drugs. i can tell.
    ill guarantee you its joe

  • Anonymous25

    5/24/2010 Epic.
    —–
    in my country we celebrate this day-..historical day… now I dont like it anymore :/

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    Not every time, motherfucker.
    ———
    LOL. You’re my new favorite
    ———-
    Why thank you, I appreciate the love home slice.

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO.

  • Anonymous

    That is so not believable people. I mean first you clearly hear her voice so they would regonize her. Then twins, drugs???too much…I would love it to be true cause I am sick of the good Jobros image.

  • Anonymous

    This made me laugh, so much bahahahaha. It’s obvious it’s false, but still, for someone to go on the radio and actually say this? Got some balls, man bahahahahaha.

  • Anonymous

    THAT FREAKIN LADY IS AN ASS I HOPE SHE DIES!

  • Hagar

    Your Love is my Drug said:

    Lets see,
    Jemi’s over
    Joe’s a dad
    Nick/Kevin/Joe is a druggie
    Demi’s dating a 30 year old.

    Im waiting for some shocking Selena News.
    ——–
    well and maybe miley too
    oh well..we expect shocking things form miley always so it won’t be shocking

  • Anonymous

    ahahahahah this woman makes me lol!

  • Diana Jonas

    putta perra desgraciada.. que putas se mete en cosas que no sabe ni que pedo.. perra morra esta pendeja si cree que le vamos a creer mas a ella que a Joe.. pinche weya drogada!

  • Your Love is my Drug

    UGH IM NOT SPAAMMING

  • picstoburn

    i don’t get how this crazy woman would tell everyone this,it’s not their fault she’s working at burger king.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    You’ve missed a lot, girl!

    Oh bumber…you need to throw them out the window!
    ______
    I know, I know :(
    I’m going to do that, no lie :|

  • Anonymous

    Holy shit at the number of comments in under thirty minutes.

  • GoldenGal9311

    weirdo said:

    I hope Nick isn’t involve with drugs! that would be weird!
    _____________

    I know. I would want to find him and give him a hug.

  • livindalife

    Ohh yeah,it’s so nice to be out!
    So now I’m a Junior boo-yah!
    ———-
    -_-
    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    lets talk about something other than disney stars fucked up lives.

    anyone have any embarassing/funny period stories you would like to share? they always make me laugh

  • KeepTheFaith

    KeeepTheFaith!!! Hiiiii!!! :D How are you

    Hello, MileyIsBestest!!!!!!!!! :D :D
    I’m doing just great, minus the headache. How are you?

  • Anonymous1231

    Not saying i believe this, but i could 100% see why demi and joe broke up if he doesnt know if hes fathering kids. anyone think the same?

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    Props to Demi…

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    And Selena will be there too…
    bringgg on the dramaaa!

  • Anonymous

    rly? oh geez

    STUPID people SERIOUSLY crack me up.

  • Anonymous

    yeah, like anyone’s going to believe that. This is so ridiculous. That stupid lady is just looking for attention

  • JonasandMileyPones

    is it the one with miley and her brother

    ______

    No.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t believe it. Mostly because she supposedly swears on her job. She would lose her job after spilling this stuff. AND she wouldn’t say who the one with the drug problem is but she’ll gladly say that Joe is the one with kids on the way? And what are the odds that it would be twins? That’s like…gossip/tabloid material. “Let’s not say that he’s having just ONE kid! Let’s make it TWO! Then we’ll have EVERYONE on their seats and we’ll also tell them they have drug problems going on!” Honestly, you would probably be able to tell if one of them had a drug problem…I mean, look at all the celebs that do and can’t exactly hide it.

    B.S. I’m not believing it until I see results from a “paternity” test and unless I actually see pictures or any other proof other than stupid hearsay that just pops up out of nowhere like that
    ——–
    Maybe because is nick and his an underaged teenager and she will get in trouble. Nick has been looking eye red a lot and he always touching he nose like when people sniff stuff. How come kevin never looks like that but nick does, and he always seem like he is on his own world. Nick she will get in trouble but not with joe. Nick has been looking like he using drugs and you all have said too.

  • xCookieMuffin

    Soo Nicks a druggy and Joe got laid?
    =================
    yup. youre all caught up. ;)
    —-
    xD

  • Anonymous

    EVERYONE ON TWITTER SHOULD START THE TRENDING TOPIC

    #RIPJemi

    haha

    Cause #Jemi was a trending topic when Demi admitted to the relationship, so it’d be funny if this made it as a trending topic and they saw it!

    lmfao

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    Epic day on OU and I have to be in this lame ass computer. FML
    —-
    Ugh, that sucks
    Yeah, I didn’t have the best day ever, but this OU put a smile on my face today
    Huh-larh-ias
    _______
    I know :( It sucks A LOT. The keyboard is a mess.
    you had a bad day? :( whassamatter
    —–
    Heh… yeah my computer’s a betch when it comes to live chats
    Hahah well I’ve had worse…but I’ll just tell you I was at the mall and it was REALLY crowded today and I was trying to get away from people because they were kinda invading my personal space…and this betch comes up to me with a mint ice cream and bumps me…guess what happened to my white shirt…Thank God it was only the sleeve, but still I had to go to the bathroom , wash the ice cream off and dry my shirt with the hand dryer just like Mr. Bean :)

  • picstoburn

    David Henrie IS a pot head!

    well duh,and Mitchel musso.you should’ve seen the rap he did SMH…..
    __

    Seriously? T-T
    —-
    yes >.< there’s pictures of him smoking.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Sad day for Jemi stans.. RIP JEMI.

    anyways.. JEMI IS OVER! I WILL MAKE A PARTY AT MY HOUSEEE HELL YES!
    _____
    hey
    iam invited
    __________
    obvs :) But the party is cancelled homie :/

  • becca:]

    “i swear on my job”
    this lady probably doesnt even have A JOB!
    she probably just broke out of the insane asylum.
    you’re an idiot if you believe this bullshit.

  • Anonymous

    Unfortunatly, Joe has been battling Vicodin addiction on and off for about 2 years.
    He tried to quit and focus on working out, but it’s hard for him.

    Please don’t judge him, Joe is a beautiful person who’s loyalty and devotion to his friends and family are what sets him apart from everybody else..this is just a very sad situation and Joe’s family will be there for him and will handle it.

    Don’t worry ,guys.

  • Melissa=)

    I want to go on that tour now.
    =================
    me too. :)

  • Lilly

    GoldenGal9311 said:

    I can’t believe how fast OceanUP is today.
    ———–
    IKR? usually they’re so slow. Maybe someone new is in charge :P

  • whatsernamegigi

    JoeJonasGirl0676 said:
    May 24, 2010 @ 05:01 pm
    thecolordecays. said:

    What is Vicodin for?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Vicodin is a sexual enhancement drug for males.

    No. Fail.
    Vicodin is a very strong painkiller. VERY strong. I’ve used t.

  • Anonymous

    maybe they broke up because demi was preggs…?

  • Ashley

    seriously. this post just needs to go away because there’s no truth to it. she’s not afraid of risking her job because SHE DOESN’T ACTUALLY WORK FOR THEM! people are so stupid and selfish sometimes and they take advantage of the nicest people. THIS VIDEO/INTERVIEW IS BEYOND STUPID. the lady in the interview needs to GET A LIFE. go mess up someone else’s career, NOT the Jonas Brothers’.

  • peacelovehearts

    xxgloriabieberx said:
    and maybe taylor swift is gonna go shoot the president LMAFO
    ——–
    Is it wrong that i got somewhat excited when i read this? :P

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    HOT DAYUMMM said:
    There’s no point arguing this til no tomorrow.
    We’ll find out in 3 weeks.
    Bye.
    ____
    bye

  • Your Love is my Drug

    PerezHilton
    @DDlovato Demi confirms split through Twitter http://bit.ly/cR8W3P Sources tell me she was FORCED to deny the phone part! But we know truth!
    4 minutes ago via web

    I believe Perez about her being forced to deny it.

    hahahaha

    Perez just won’t give up.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Thank goodness for the Jonapocalypse!

  • MileyIsBestest

    JEMIII BAAABBIIIEEEESSSS!!!!!

  • Gleekedout

    New Icon!!!! Spring Awakening St. Berry!!!!
    Im going to shower. Dont have too much fun without me

  • emma13

    omg wow. look at the tweet demi just typed. well im glad she admitted it unlike the jonas brothers who never say anything straight foward.

  • Lilly

    Daydreamer

    You talking to livindalife about hating on Nelena remind me of the times we made fun of them for being a boring couple lol
    good times

  • iloveyouux

    LOL.

    Wow..

  • MileyIsBestest

    It was Lisa Origliasso. She’s the mothers! =O

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Your Love is my Drug said:
    uggh someone answer me :(
    _____-
    joe spoken
    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20388123,00.html
    thats it bye goodnight

  • RiNiO

    If Jonas brothers read this I am sure that Joe will be really happy to know that he has a daughter or son….LOL

  • Your Love is my Drug

    Hahaha what if Joe Jonas was the next Tiger Woods?

  • Gleekedout

    I hit submit twice. ignore this

  • Daydreamer…..

    We’ll she found out Joe’s a father, DUH?!

    LOL What a stupid rumor. They make up anything.

  • Melissa=)

    i watched the vid again.
    and now i cant stop laughing again. :D

  • thecolordecays.

    People are also trying to trend #jemicomeback!

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    wait so the Jobros rep officialy denied these?
    —–
    Denied what?

  • Anonymous

    Joe today must be like WTF is happening. I just made a call to break up with a girl lol

  • Anonymous

    guess we know why jemi might’ve broke up! hahaha hope its true

  • picstoburn

    wow. jemi lasted a whole month.
    (or something like that)

    demi shouldve kept her mouth shut about theyre relationship.

    2-3
    march-may.

  • Your Love is my Drug

    I’m gonna wait 3 weeks… just in case it happens to be true.

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Well, of course that. I feel bad for him. I don’t know how he does it. And he never complains. Such a good kid.
    _______________________
    Yeah, haha. I want to give him a hug.

  • Lilly

    Really? lol Wow, that sucks. Oh well. Today has been pretty damn crazy. I can see that. And I love your new Zac icon! :P Ah-mazing.
    ————–
    Yup, today been pretty crazy. My twitter feed has not stop blowing up since :P
    And thank you, I like you icon too. It’s always nice to see an oldie amongst all of ours :)

  • picstoburn

    many people on here :D HOLA!

    HI:”D

  • Anonymous

    I think that lady is on something lol. She crazy. Not funny and very stupid.

  • Gleekedout

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/
    ————-
    Brittany Murphy’s husband did.

  • Anonymous

    the drug problem shes talking about is probably joe taking steroids.

    he has big arms but can fit into small, tight pants signaling that he has a small penis

    steroids=big muscles and small penis

  • picstoburn

    Anonymous25
    May 24, 2010 @ 05:20 pm
    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/

    yeah it was selena you didn’t get the memo?

  • Melissa=)

    want to be in Hawaii by the ocean sipping a pina colada. Who’s with me?
    =====================
    “If you like Pina Coladas
    and getting caught in the rain…”

    Damn now I really want one! Fml…
    ==============
    haha. sorry. :P

  • _huajaichumpoo

    That women makes me laugh.

  • Anonymous

    It could have been worst,he could have tweeted demi on twitter in 27 characters.

  • Anonymous

    who the hell is this bitch? like seriously who would believe this crap. she needs to go to a mental hospital. i doubt she is their assistant, and i feel bad for the poor jobros because of this physco who needs to shut the hell up. woooowww this is the biggest joke i have ever heard.

  • Melissa=)

    I gained respect for Demi for coming out and just saying it. *Hats off*
    —-
    Ya I’ll always love that about her and Miley. They never beat around the bush, ya know like somepeople…. *death stares at icon*
    =============
    lmao! so true.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    HOLAAA! :D :D :D
    I know…OU is finally alive
    And it’s probably gonna stay this way all summer…too bad I have to go to school /:
    _________
    HALLELLUJAH!

    do you have to go to school on summer? :| whaaaaaaat thee

  • Daydreamer…..

    Yeah, Nick takes drugs. I would know. I sell them to him. *rolls eyes*

    you too?

    Girl, hell yeah! I’m a rebel. *Tries to look cool by putting hand on wall and falls on face*

  • picstoburn

    Anonymous25
    May 24, 2010 @ 05:20 pm
    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/

    yeah it was selena you didn’t get the memo?

  • jt710

    it’s getting hard to log out

  • Smileyxo95

    yeah, right
    whatever hahahahahahahahahaa That just made me…… nothing.. Itr’s just made think that peple can be SO stupid

  • dreamingALOUD

    if Joe liked it he shoulda put a thing on it ;) haha!

  • GoldenGal9311

    If this is true, it would be the end of Disney’s innocence. They might as well team up with MTV.

  • Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    hahaha

    I wanted Demi and Joe to pull through it.

    Total fail.

    And the Jemi supporters had faith, but I think these two handled the relationship all wrong. Fucked everything up lol

  • livindalife

    lmao Sorry, that was my bashing buddy back in the Nelena days. xD
    ————
    LOL. Just the other day I was thinking about how much drama Nelena caused, when it only lasted like a month and a half. XD

  • StarLightSTARbright

    letsgetgleeky said:

    hey i made 3 icons from the new miley bikini pics! reply if you like/use them :)

    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    http://i45.tinypic.com/2mwtnoy.png
    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    -
    oh hey these are really good! :D

  • Anonymous

    i bet demi and joe had sex, joe got scared if she was to get pregnant and called it quits. THE END.
    ——
    Joe isn’t that much of a pu.ssy….
    ——
    hmmmm…that could have happened.

  • sess nugget

    This is the biggest load of sh*t ever. Sure the ‘crazy woman’ can swear on her job because she doesn’t work for or with the Jonas Brothers. I CANNOT wait until its 3 weeks from now and everyone is going to know that this woman is insane and just seeking attention. I am so sick and tired of people starting crap because they live such pathetic lives that the only thing they can do is sit at home and think of ridiculous stories about famous people’s lives. And there is no way that Nick is on drugs because if he was he would be dead. He is a freakin diabetic!! This is the biggest load of crap I have ever heard.

    I’m not saying any of this is true, but you never know. Celebs live lives outside of their fame. What we see might not always be true. So they could be innocent, and they could be fucked up. ~

  • Anonymous

    if this is true i will never look @ them the same way :/

    ——

    How would you look at them?
    Their nose doesn’t migrate to their forehead when your perception of them changes.

  • Anonymous

    Apparently anyone can call a radio station and spread lies. She didn’t say Nick was the one on drugs. She wouldn’t say. Drugs kill. And they kill diabetics even faster. (Bret Michaels learned this about drugs and alcohol while young,) If it were true, that would be Joe too. But there’s just no way this is true. She bet her job on it. What job. If it were true or not true, she wouldn’t have a job. And her voice was so clear, they would know who had called just by listening. This is just someone else hoping to cause trouble. She called that radio station because they were dumb enough to put it out there without proof.

  • Anonymous

    ummmmm…. no. That’s what someone sounds like when they’re trying to steal their 15 minutes of fame.

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like somebody took the breakup kinda hard…..what a loser!

  • Anonymous

    This lady is psycodic … idiot

  • Daydreamer…..

    Np, it’s http://twitter.com/SillyLillyy

    Sweet. :) You have been followed. :P

  • Anonymous

    He doesn’t talk about his diabetes to remind us, he does it because he knows how hard it is and he wants to take every chance he can get to help out other kida who have diabetes and need some support.

  • Sweetdisposition?

    peacelovehearts said:

    xxgloriabieberx said:
    and maybe taylor swift is gonna go shoot the president LMAFO
    ——–
    Is it wrong that i got somewhat excited when i read this? :P
    —–
    Lol,yeah…

  • peacelovehearts

    How the fuck do i have 2170 profile views? o_O

    I swear i only had 1850 yesterday.. fail OU…

  • xCookieMuffin

    gained respect for Demi for coming out and just saying it. *Hats off

    Same here, and it’s not like she said anything mean.
    =============
    exactly. i hope theyre civilized about the whole thing.

    Yah. I’m just curious of if things are gonna be different between them on the tour.

  • thecolordecays.

    Nemi Time!

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    Hahaha see…I live in the craziest spot on Earth…we have crazy seasons, we have crazy school.
    My “summer” would be during USA’s winter/spring. My school year is April-early January
    ________
    Ecuador right? I think I remember you telling me that once haha No stalker
    —–
    LMAO yeah…
    That’s what I get for living in the red line

  • springstrawberry

    Don’t believe in it. I mean it’s pretty easy to call a radio station pretending to work with the JB and say all this crap !

  • JesziV.

    HOT DAYUMMM said:

    JesziV.
    You’re right, it’s gotta be Joe.
    Nick would never risk his health like that.
    And the lady said it was someone who wasn’t married…
    so Kevin is out of the question.
    So the only viable option is Joe… or Frankie xD

    I WOULD LAUGH SO HARD IF IT WAS FRANKIE, LMFAO. But no seriously, I could totally see Joe doing it too! That’d explain why he’s so hyper and random all the time, all that energy. But I don’t even know, guess we’ll all find out either by the end of the night or tomorrow. I doubt it’ll take three weeks for SOMEONE to say something.

    And random but um. If it IS true, Joe has some super sperm if he can produce twins. Lmao, js.

  • Anonymous

    what the ……………………………..
    dont believe this AT ALL!

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    Haha, Lilly and Mia. I will always think of you too when I see it. I’ve been good especially cause it’s almost summer :) How are you?
    I miss FYL IP too especailly cause Patricia deleted her twitter :(
    —-
    I know! I can’t wait for summer =]. I’m good =D. Just been busy spending time with my friends and my boyfriend =D. I’m so happy. lol. WHEN DID SHE DO THIS? NO! NO! NO!

  • Anonymous

    hahaha I haven’t been here in a while but I love this. everyone believes everything some random lady from who the fuck knows where says. Its very interesting

  • Lilly

    can I have a clue? =]
    ———
    Hmm, I kinda want to keep a secret cause it will be funny. But I think I’ll tell you and just keep it a secret from Mercedes cause it requires some work :P

  • Your Love is my Drug

    Unfortunatly, Joe has been battling Vicodin addiction on and off for about 2 years.
    He tried to quit and focus on working out, but it’s hard for him.

    Please don’t judge him, Joe is a beautiful person who’s loyalty and devotion to his friends and family are what sets him apart from everybody else..this is just a very sad situation and Joe’s family will be there for him and will handle it.

    Don’t worry ,guys.

    Thats why his wang was so big….

  • Anonymous

    who the hell is this bitch? like seriously who would believe this crap. she needs to go to a mental hospital. i doubt she is their assistant, and i feel bad for the poor jobros because of this physco who needs to shut the hell up. woooowww this is the biggest joke i have ever heard.

  • JesziV.

    HOT DAYUMMM said:

    PerezHilton
    @DDlovato Demi confirms split through Twitter http://bit.ly/cR8W3P Sources tell me she was FORCED to deny the phone part! But we know truth!
    4 minutes ago via web

    I believe Perez about her being forced to deny it.

    Me too. Perez is usually on point, and that tweet seemed forced as well. It came out the same time Joe’s rep said this claim is ‘completely false’.

  • Lilly

    yey! what will you do this time? Tho I don’t think anything will beat what you did when I returned to OU ;] lmao
    ———–
    It will be something epic, Mercedes has to be on for it though ;)

  • Anonymous

    I bet that woman is unemployed.

  • peacelovehearts

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/

    yeah it was selena you didn’t get the memo?
    ——–
    PARTY! :D

  • Daydreamer…..

    I want to go on that tour now

    LOL It’s going to be so damn awkward. Aww, I feel bad for them.

  • Melissa=)

    People are also trying to trend #jemicomeback!
    ==============
    oh my.

  • Daydreamer…..

    Well, of course that. I feel bad for him. I don’t know how he does it. And he never complains. Such a good kid.
    _______________________
    Yeah, haha. I want to give him a hug.

    You and me both. :) Maybe one day.

  • Anonymous

    This was probably a prank or something. Do you know many different rumors people can start about someone in one day. I can call and lie and say that stuff. God, the world just keeps getting stupider and stupider. I bet if they traced that call that lady would be in a trailer park in the middle of nowhere. And do you really believe that the Jonas FAmily would spread their secrets like that? Ya, right!

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Your Mom Was Here said:
    obvs :) But the party is cancelled homie :/
    ____
    whaaaat why sister
    _______
    I’m sad for Demi :/
    _____
    me too
    but itlest know they will stop hating her for dating joe
    and when joe go out with agirl again she better be strong because the hate is coming for her

  • weirdo

    OMG!! WTF?!? BHAHAHAHA

  • xCookieMuffin

    Joe, you got laid?! Naughty booyyyyy.

  • Anonymous

    Well this ended sooner than we all thought……And I think everyone was right in predicting that Demi would be dumped. She seemed way more into it than he was….We all know Joe is going to marry the prettiest woman on the planet that will make us all look like that creepy cat on Real Housewives of NJ.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    NAAAH *cries like a baby*
    I swear if mint ice cream creeps on me I’ll change into Terminator mode and go kick that biootch :’(
    __________
    LMAO I know you will :P
    I was talking about the other bitch, the mint ice cream bitch :B

  • thecolordecays.

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/

    Somebody did die today!

  • Anonymous25

    I dont why I feel this was created for Papa Jonas even the Jemi break up story for publicity..maybe Joe and Demi r laughing about all this right now…

  • Tinypic Bandit

    HOT DAYUMMM said:
    PerezHilton
    @DDlovato Demi confirms split through Twitter http://bit.ly/cR8W3P Sources tell me she was FORCED to deny the phone part! But we know truth!
    4 minutes ago via web

    I believe Perez about her being forced to deny it.
    —–
    At least she was adult about it & set the record straight, & I believe Perez, sounds like something Papa J would do ~_~

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:21 pm
    picstoburn said:
    David Henrie IS a pot head!

    well duh,and Mitchel musso.you should’ve seen the rap he did SMH…..
    __

    Seriously? T-T
    —-
    yes >.< there's pictures of him smoking.
    ___

    ONE was a picture they took while filming a home movie. he wasnt smoking anything. the other was a bad photoshop >_<

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Your Love is my Drug said:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98kxSbkZV74&feature=related

    I found this ironic
    _____
    hahaha
    it is

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    I hope OceanUp this summer is like today.. (:

    That would be one amazing motherfucker.

  • thecolordecays.

    Daydreamer….. said:

    Today was a good day

    Today was a fairytale. You were the prince…lmao

    But I’m a girl! =d

    lmao Sorry, you just got that song in my head for no reason. xD

    What song?

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Your Love is my Drug said:

    uggh someone answer me :(
    __________________________

    Dear Your Love is my Drug,
    I believe so.
    Peace&Love,
    huajai

  • ohmy damn nick jonas my man

    i might be made at joe but that girl is a liarmy day may have been perfect until i heard that news joe may have screwed up my day but inoe he would never do that he is 100% true and definetly wouldnt do that hes a great guy most of the time that girl swore on her job because she has no job shes a lair if she worked for the jonas brothers shed be with them
    and one of them is on drugs? another lie that girl thinks she kool by saying this stuff but shes not shes gonna get caught in her lie and then get in trouble she wouldnt like if it people made rumors about her so why would she do it ABOUT SOME1 ELse the only drugs there on is medicain and thats for nick he needs it shes on drugs not them if i were her id be so sorry to the boys because shell get caught in her lie and instead of the fans nowing about that in 3 wees theyll now about her getting caught she wouldnt like that but i may she should just keep her mouth shut and say srry to not only the boys but the fans to get famouse from a lie

  • Anonymous

    GUYS, technically Nick takes drugs because of his insulin! LOL. justsayingg.

  • blingbling

    HOMIE.You know I’m talking to you boo.

  • mikayla

    um, this is completly stupid…
    totally not even true, wth

  • Anonymous

    such a LYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • Anonymous

    what the fuck is this shit? an episode of maury? a relationship is over, joe is waiting to hear the results of the paternity test,someone has a drug problem, and theyre are girls dating old men.

    thats it. im calling it.
    disney = maury povich show

  • JesziV.

    mhmm . said:

    Even if it is true, what would be the point in hating them? They’re human beings. Us fans like them for their music, we shouldn’t care about their personal lives. I hope Nick is okay… if he’s the one with the drug problem then I’ll be really worried…. I’m in love with that boy.

    Honestly, I might be a bit of a stan for this, but I’ll stand by all three of them no matter what. Even if it IS true, I’ll still love him as much as I do now, I’ll still buy their albums and I’ll still support them. I love their music AND them. Those boys just have something about them that I love so much.

  • Geek<3NJJ

    xD Some people are so desprate for attention. Oh my gosh Nick/Kevin has a drug problem. :O B.S. -.-

  • ohmy damn nick jonas my man

    i might be made at joe but that girl is a liarmy day may have been perfect until i heard that news joe may have screwed up my day but inoe he would never do that he is 100% true and definetly wouldnt do that hes a great guy most of the time that girl swore on her job because she has no job shes a lair if she worked for the jonas brothers shed be with them
    and one of them is on drugs? another lie that girl thinks she kool by saying this stuff but shes not shes gonna get caught in her lie and then get in trouble she wouldnt like if it people made rumors about her so why would she do it ABOUT SOME1 ELse the only drugs there on is medicain and thats for nick he needs it shes on drugs not them if i were her id be so sorry to the boys because shell get caught in her lie and instead of the fans nowing about that in 3 wees theyll now about her getting caught she wouldnt like that but i may she should just keep her mouth shut and say srry to not only the boys but the fans to get famouse from a lie

  • Anonymous

    I hope I’m not the only who realizes this is a plot by their management to send out so many fake stories that it makes the Joe/Demi break up seem smaller and smooth over faster. You’re all being played by the classic look left while we escape right angle. Think about it. How would their PR let all these get out in one day without sqashing them like they normally do?

  • Anonymous

    SHE’S SWEARING ON HER JOB BECAUSE SHE DOESNT ACTUALLY WORK FOR THEM. SHE’S A DUMBASS. GTFO. People really need to get their own lives. Just leave them alone, seriously

    maybe she got fired and she taking revenge.

  • Anonymous

    There is too much rumours today.Seriously I thought it would be just about Jemi but all these craziest things happened. If you think about it, it is a little suspicious…

  • Lilly

    Daydreamer….. said:

    gained respect for Demi for coming out and just saying it. *Hats off

    Same here, and it’s not like she said anything mean.
    ———-
    it was very mature of her

  • chocolatelemonade

    roll eye! i hope they’re laughing at this. i mean swearing on her job that these LIES are true.i’m convinced she just jinxed herself of ever getting hired agasin. DRUGS! i mean sex is the usual rumour in hollywood but TWINS! my Word! this woman is INSANE.

  • Melissa=)

    Hahaha what if Joe Jonas was the next Tiger Woods?
    ================
    is it bad that id love him even more? lmao!

  • Anonymous

    Feel really sorry for Joe – if you are a celebrity anyone can say things about you and people will believe it. Whilst I dont think that at 20 years old he is a virgin doat least I hope he is not stupid enough to get a girl pregnant.

  • anonymous#15

    this is absolutely unrealistic on so many levels.
    why isn’t anybody defending the Jonas Bros?
    i can’t believe the FANS think NICK is having a drug problem?!
    Nick has diabetes, there is NO way he wants to make that any worse with drugs. even if he was under a lot of stress with things, he is way too smart to know that drugs are not the right way to go.
    and JOE BEING A FATHER?! like you really think he’s that reckless? a) he has a purity ring (if he broke the promise, he probably wouldn’t wear the ring) b) who would he do it with? Demi? yeah, i don’t think so. Everyone has this misconception of him thinking that he’s SOO out there and he’d do anything, but seriously, this is unbelievable.

  • Whenpigsfly

    LSHICLARS

    Surrreeee crazy lady sureeeee

    Btw for those who dont know what LSHICLARS it means laughing so hard I clap like a retarded seal

  • xoxokatie8

    LMFAO
    I can just picture Joe going on twitter,
    “Hey Joe, congrats on the twins”.
    “You’re having twins!?”
    etc etc etc.
    Poor bb. Today’s just not his day

  • StarLightSTARbright

    watch, this post will make it to 1000 in no time.
    it was 400 not even 10 mintues ago.

  • Anonymous

    joe is definitely the one on drugs. thats why in interviews he will just say something random and everyone looks at him like “what the fuck are you saying” and then they just ignore him. he never has any idea what the fuck is going on

    hes a dumbshit

  • Sweetdisposition?

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/
    —-
    Brittany Murphy’s husband died, I think.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Yeah, lol. These stories are quite hysterical. And my head will be fine, thank you. :)

    I can’t wait to found out if they are true or not! That’s good, your welcome. :)

  • GoldenGal9311

    Gleekedout said:

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/
    ————-
    Brittany Murphy’s husband did.
    ________

    I heard that this morning. So sad.

    No offense, but I find it weird that the mom found them BOTH.

  • Anonymous

    hahahhaahahhaahahahaahahhaha if this is true im having a party at my house and you are all invited!!

  • Anonymous

    this is not funny. you guys dont even know how much i love these guys. if this is true, im not really sure what im going to go through. they saved my life once and now theyre destroying it

  • BExxx

    this is deff BS i dnt beilieve a word she swears on her job cuz she doesnt relle have 1 to swear by prop i say bs i stand by the boys 100%

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hello, MileyIsBestest!!!!!!!!! :D :D
    I’m doing just great, minus the headache. How are you?
    —-
    I am great too! Even better with these rumous haha! I hope your head is okay!

  • weirdo

    GoldenGal9311 said:

    weirdo said:

    I hope Nick isn’t involve with drugs! that would be weird!
    _____________

    I know. I would want to find him and give him a hug.
    —-
    yess! I’m crossing my fingers though!

  • picstoburn

    Damn i really need to buy that ticket to the tour hahaha. DRAMA haha.

  • @Iris704

    Dude…I bet 100 bucks that it’s true!…I mean come on…really?!…Joe and Demi in a room! Like the guy is really gonna resist!…or her!

  • Lilly

    LOL I jsut saw a tampon ad here and I think it said “Summer short, don’t miss OU”

  • Daniellaa

    so i made my dad listen to this..
    to see what he thought.. like if its true..
    he was like “its time to take down your jonas brother posters” :l

  • picstoburn

    Hahaha what if Joe Jonas was the next Tiger Woods?

    LMAO i could see it now xD

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    (replying to this) – May 24, 2010 @ 05:34 pm
    Doom said:
    MitchelMussoLuv… said:
    May 24, 2010 @ 05:28 pm
    Doom said:
    hahahahahahahahaha

    :|

    lol.

    ___

    Hey Doom. the found that poor girl >_< ----
    I heard. Poor Kayleah. :(
    ___

    I saw the obituary in my newspaper today >_< It made me want to cry. Now my mom wont let me out of the house alone

  • Lilly

    1000!

  • _huajaichumpoo

    lol You’ll never guess my real name, girl. xD
    But I like Molly. It’s cool with me.
    ______________________

    I’m going to start replying like this now.

    Dear Molly,
    I bet it’s something like, Hnsabwgercqruwugwuger. Yeah, epic name.
    Peace&Love,
    huajai

  • sess nugget

    David Henrie IS a pot head!

    well duh,and Mitchel musso.you should’ve seen the rap he did SMH…..
    __

    Seriously? T-T
    —-
    yes >.< there’s pictures of him smoking.

    Also, Mitchel gets his weed from my friend xD

  • Anonymous

    Um, obviously there are two more Jonases that it could be about. Kevin and Joe? You DO know who they are, right? :/

    You guys are SO STUPID if you think that this can’t be true. There’s ALWAYS a possibility for it to be true. You don’t know them. Shit. For all we know, Kevin could be laying into a line right now. Joe could be popping some Perc 10s. Who knows?

    Coming out and saying that there’s NO WAY this is true shows just how stupid you fans really are. You’ll believe anything Disney sells you.

    Nobody is perfect. INCLUDING the jonas brothers.

    ——–

    Girl. Go change your tampon and chill the fuck out.

    No one’s saying it COULDN’T be true, just highly unlikely given the current circumstances of how it came about.

  • letsgetgleeky
  • Your Mom Was Here

    thank god that something good happened to her her tour is going so good and she deserve it
    hope she will be more successful
    ______________
    Yeah I like her music :D It’s cool

    are you going to one of her concerts?

  • Anonymous

    What if nick was on drugs and that was why he lost weight, not because he has diabetes?

  • sess nugget

    David Henrie IS a pot head!

    well duh,and Mitchel musso.you should’ve seen the rap he did SMH…..
    __

    Seriously? T-T
    —-
    yes >.< there’s pictures of him smoking.

    Also, Mitchel gets his weed from my friend xD

  • GoldenGal9311

    Your Love is my Drug said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98kxSbkZV74&feature=related

    I found this ironic
    _____________

    Almost as awkward as the ‘Make a Wave’ tsunami thing.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think any of this is true.

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    Epic day on OU and I have to be in this lame ass computer. FML
    —-
    Ugh, that sucks
    Yeah, I didn’t have the best day ever, but this OU put a smile on my face today
    Huh-larh-ias

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    I love the anons! :D

  • Anonymous

    I want them to say something about what Perez said!

    Demi was just tweeting him not too long ago damnit!

  • peacelovehearts

    xxgloriabieberx said:
    and maybe taylor swift is gonna go shoot the president LMAFO
    ——–
    Is it wrong that i got somewhat excited when i read this? :P
    —–
    Lol,yeah…
    ——-
    ………. -___-

  • Your Love is my Drug

    Joe would make such a cute Dad! :D

  • JesziV.

    Brittany Murphy’s husband did.

    Omg, that’s horrible. :(

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    peacelovehearts said:
    How the fuck do i have 2170 profile views? o_O

    I swear i only had 1850 yesterday.. fail OU…
    _____
    sometime the site loses it

  • Your Love is my Drug

    800 comments

    Are you kidding me?

    i thought there’d be more :/

  • eialmendra

    QUE PAR DE PAJAAAAAAAAROS LOS DOS ?

  • Melissa=)

    i love how all of these rumors come out on the same day. im waiting for more. xD

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    @DDlovato Demi confirms split through Twitter http://bit.ly/cR8W3P Sources tell me she was FORCED to deny the phone part! But we know truth!
    4 minutes ago via web

    Believe that^^^^

  • Your Love is my Drug

    800 comments

    Are you kidding me?

    i thought there’d be more :/

  • Daydreamer…..

    You talking to livindalife about hating on Nelena remind me of the times we made fun of them for being a boring couple lol
    good times

    lmao Remember when I said they probably watch the history channel and play monopoly? Good times…good times. xD

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    Hmm, I kinda want to keep a secret cause it will be funny. But I think I’ll tell you and just keep it a secret from Mercedes cause it requires some work :P
    —-
    yey! Tell me on twitter! I want to help! lol

  • Hilary

    lol ahahahah

  • Anonymous

    being a personal a
    ssistant myself you sign so many confidentiality agreements it would be near impossible to get away with this. I know joe personally and he he is far from being a father. no jo bro doea drugs either. it would be evident if that was true. people you need to get a hobby. if you would even second gueaa this for a second you are a fool.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    JonasandMileyPones said:
    is it the one with miley and her brother

    ______

    No.
    _____
    thats what isee in your icon
    how did you put is your icon

  • Anonymous

    Lol this is just too funny.
    I’m going to tweet Nick ” can you hook me up with some of your shit, man?” then tweet Joe “awwwww congrats on the baby, sweetie.” I would love to see their faces.

  • Melissa=)

    I know…
    But don’t worry…just wait ’till Ashton Kutcher pops out saying we’ve been punk’d :)
    —-
    lmao xD. It would make sense. Wilmer was his co-star. Ashton needs to get his sexy butt on youtube and fess up. lol. It’s starting to annoy me. I can’t stop listening to it because I’m trying to figure out who it is.
    ================
    haha. if that was true this day would make some sense.

  • Hagar

    if these were true it would be really shocking
    that miley is not the one that went down but jonas that would be the talk of the year

  • StarLightSTARbright

    m
    picstoburn said:

    Damn i really need to buy that ticket to the tour hahaha. DRAMA haha.
    -
    i got mine ;) SUPER excited to see the awkwardness.

  • livindalife

    I know! It’s crazy. I’m fine, just can’t wait until summer. lol How about you?
    ______________
    Yupperzzz. Same here. I have 14 days of school left and I’m frickin excited for summmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmer! :DDDD

  • muffy1013

    HAHAHA guess CNN would be the first one that

  • StarLightSTARbright

    this is why i love ou. is because of the epic posts and the people.
    without this sort of things i would never be on here.

  • thecolordecays.

    Meliiiiiiiiiissa!

  • Lilly

    Darn, off by one :( :P

  • Melissa=)

    people are commenting way too fast.

  • Anonymous

    idk if u can belive it or not cuz like today is when this came out and now is there saying that joe and demi broke up. :(((( so who knows whos saying the truth!!!!

  • livindalife

    livin la vida loca :’)
    No way. Too pricey, no money. :o
    You? :D
    ———-
    :( Aw. That sucks.
    But yeah, I got tickets yesterday cause I got all A’s on my report card. But I can’t wait to see this concert. The drama will be AWESOME!

  • Anonymous

    I AM SOO PISSED AT JOE JONAS RIGHT NOW..I COULD SCREAM! HOW COULD HE DID THIS!! HE HAD EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO TELL HER SHUT YOUR MOUTH LETS TAKE THINGS NICE AND SLOW!! SHE RAN OFF AT THE MOUTH AND KEPT TALKING AND HE LET HER….HE SHOULD HAVE STATED TO HER IN THE BEGINNING KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT..SO WE GET PHOTOGRAPHS TOGETHER WE CAN STILL KEEP IT TO OUR SELVES OR IS THE BREAKUP AND THE IMPENDING AWKWARDNESS THE REAL PR STUNT!! EITHER WAY I’M MAD AT HIM!!!

  • Anonymous

    i know this is a joke… but when people do shit like this, they don’t stop to think of the people they are hurting… i think it is hilarious… but she is an attention whore how obviously knows how to lie

  • joes other half

    i believe it because i know for a fact its true!!
    About joe its not twins the girls doctor though that it was twins at first but its just one and she told them that wen she found out it was just one and shes 17 weeks.
    the reason twins may have stuck to her is became someone else another girl is 13 weeks prego by joe as well
    As for the drug problem one of them did but not anymore
    As paul is just trying to cover everything up thats y their reps denied everything

  • StarLightSTARbright

    Gleekedout said:

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/
    ————-
    Brittany Murphy’s husband did.
    -
    HOLY CRAP he did?!?!?!?!?
    i swear i saw him on larry king live not even a month ago, thats freaky. and how she died not even more then 6 months, wow.
    i guess it was true love then, because when johnny cash died his wife died just a couple months later.
    r.i.p.

  • letsgetgleeky

    Gleekedout said:

    New Icon!!!! Spring Awakening St. Berry!!!!
    Im going to shower. Dont have too much fun without me

    ——-
    THIS! ST.berry :) love it!

  • Anonymous

    and what if this turns out to be true what then? Joe you blew it big time. I loved you. and fucked you everything up! UUGGHH I will never stick up for you again!!

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    HAHAHAHA

  • Lilly

    HOT DAYUMMM said:

    Lilly
    JB has an entire OFFICE of assistants.
    From managers, to agents, to drivers, to website maintainers…
    You name it.
    ———
    yeah, but I think there’s a different between a manager and a personal assistant

  • picstoburn

    miley is probably thinking,damn i love this year(; cause not a lot BIG things happen to miley which is a good thing.

  • livindalife

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:50 pm
    blingbling said:

    Who hates me?
    ——-
    Moi.

  • Tinypic Bandit

    When the eff is Joe going to man up & speak for himself about all this?

    He’s been letting everyone else do the talking for him…

  • ClaireBear

    That lady is on crack. One has a drug problem? That totally sounds like a Jonas Brother.. not!

  • Sweetdisposition?

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/

    yeah it was selena you didn’t get the memo?
    ——-
    That’s not something to joke about,smh.

  • Anonymous

    i thought they were virgins… ahahahahaha OMG who gives a fuck, if joe is a father then congrats man! :) Luv ya :D

  • blingbling

    ———-
    -_-
    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!
    _
    Aw,Gosh.I love you too.

  • Anonymous

    @DDlovato Demi confirms split through Twitter http://bit.ly/cR8W3P Sources tell me she was FORCED to deny the phone part! But we know truth!
    4 minutes ago via web

    I believe Perez about her being forced to deny it.
    —–
    I was curious if she denied the phone part just to save his ass.
    —-
    Sorry to butt in but it would make sense. They are still best friends so of course she would defend him. I don’t doubt it though. You know what they say ‘if you see a guy do a girl wrong, don’t think he won’t do the same thing to you.’ Just sayin’. We don’t know what happened so we can’t say HOW they broke up but it’s a good possibility she is just covering for him.
    —————–
    And there’s also a good possibility that she’s telling the truth.

    People always mention things like “it could be a lie”

    but no one ever thinks about the fact that it COULD also be the truth.

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    .. I’m excited for the tour.
    —-
    We’re probably gonna have some awkward tension on stage…hmmm ;)

  • ammanda

    YOU HAVE TO BE A COMPLETE IDIOT TO BELEIVE THAT.

  • Anonymous

    THIS IS HYLARIOUS!! COME ON!! OF COURSE IS NOT TRUE! FIRST OF ALL NICK NEEDS INSULINE TO SURVIVE! AND JOE IS GOING TO BE FATHER? COME ON! THIS WOMAN MUST BE SOOOO BORED.. SHE SHOULD GET A LIFE! AND STOP LYING!!

    NO PUEDE SER QUE DIGAN ESAS BARBARIDADES!! QUE MANERA DE DECIR ESTUPIDECES E INCOHERENCIAS! PUEDEN POER TRISTE A MILES DE PERSONAS DICIENDO ESO! QUE GENTE ESTUPIDA

  • blingbling

    Joe,you dog you.

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    People are also trying to trend #jemicomeback!

    LMMFAO!!!

  • picstoburn

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/

    yeah it was selena you didn’t get the memo?
    ——–
    PARTY! :D

    you get the pickles i’ll get the cheese (;

  • Daydreamer…..

    Ohh yeah,it’s so nice to be out!
    So now I’m a Junior boo-yah!
    ———-
    -_-
    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!

    Livindalife!!!!! HI! lol

  • Your Mom Was Here

    LMAO yeah…
    That’s what I get for living in the red line
    __________
    In the Earth’s belly :B

  • Anonymous

    I don’t believe it. Mostly because she supposedly swears on her job. She would lose her job after spilling this stuff. AND she wouldn’t say who the one with the drug problem is but she’ll gladly say that Joe is the one with kids on the way? And what are the odds that it would be twins? That’s like…gossip/tabloid material. “Let’s not say that he’s having just ONE kid! Let’s make it TWO! Then we’ll have EVERYONE on their seats and we’ll also tell them they have drug problems going on!” Honestly, you would probably be able to tell if one of them had a drug problem…I mean, look at all the celebs that do and can’t exactly hide it.

    B.S. I’m not believing it until I see results from a “paternity” test and unless I actually see pictures or any other proof other than stupid hearsay that just pops up out of nowhere like that.

  • Lilly

    Daydreamer….. said:

    BTW, what is this woman’s point anyway? Like, does she want money or something?
    ————
    That’s what I want to know, why risk you job over nothing?r

    reply

    Lilly! Hey, how are you?
    ———–
    OMG!! DAYDREAMER!!!<3 Wow, I haven’t seen you in a long time. I’m good, how are you?

  • xCookieMuffin

    PerezHilton
    @DDlovato Demi confirms split through Twitter http://bit.ly/cR8W3P Sources tell me she was FORCED to deny the phone part! But we know truth!
    4 minutes ago via web

    I believe Perez about her being forced to deny it.
    —–
    I was curious if she denied the phone part just to save his ass.

  • Anonymous

    this bitch is crazy…
    i cant see nick doing drugs.
    but i can see joe getting a girl pregnent…

  • ammanda

    AMEN SISTA

  • Briiiii

    Ive never laughed so hard in my life. This girl is crazy.

  • Anonymous

    Random Question: Why do people say “stans” instead of “fans”? I don’t get the joke if it’s a joke.

    ———

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLZFdqwh7E
    Replace Eminem with another celebrity, and you get ‘a Stan.’

  • peacelovehearts

    Ohh how i love Ms. Lovato.. lmfao! xD

  • Anonymous

    I agree with you 100%!!!!!!
    wow people are seriously ridiculous and need to just BACK OFF of the Jonas Brothers. I have heard many rumors about them but this is taking it WAYY too far! i seriously cannot believe people can be so STUPID!

  • Anonymous

    Are you serious?
    This is probably the fakest thing in the world.
    Only someone without a life would waste their time making up these stupid rumors.

  • Anonymous

    i’m sorry joe hoes i’m the mother he was good too and now i’m carrying his big headed ass twins

  • Anonymous

    Wow…I come to OU and this is what I find…
    Oh well, I’m glad I’m here for the epicness

  • Your Mom Was Here

    .. I’m excited for the tour.

  • Anonymous

    Wow. It’s just sad, how far people go, just to be on the radio, in the news. I think that lady needs to get a life.
    I know for sure that Joe is NOT going to be a father.

  • Anonymous

    lmaoo wow how bullshit is this crap ….oceanup y did u even bother posting this up

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    yes >.< there’s pictures of him smoking.

    Also, Mitchel gets his weed from my friend xD

    ___

    Your lucky you have an epic icon, or I would SO go stan on you XD

  • AlwaystheTruth

    Now people can stop hating Joe… and demi too hopefully

  • Chels<3

    Holy mother fuck!!

    Okay… This is awkward. She said that she swore on her job & that we would know in a few weeks… HOLY MOTHER FUCK!!! Seriously?? Omfg! Lmao. Who’s the mom?? Demi? Taylor? Omg… Chelsea Stuab?! Joe Jonas should be in some deep shit right about now if it’s true. & that lady sounded calm about the whole thing… & I didn’t hear her stutter or freeze up like she didn’t know what to say… Idk but that’s freaky man!!

  • thecolordecays.

    picstoburn said:

    David Henrie IS a pot head!

    well duh,and Mitchel musso.you should’ve seen the rap he did SMH…..
    __

    Seriously? T-T
    —-
    yes >.< there’s pictures of him smoking.

    That rap is/was funny as shiz!

  • Melissa=)

    watch, this post will make it to 1000 in no time.
    it was 400 not even 10 mintues ago.
    ===================
    i know. i cant even keep up.

  • emma13

    lol im still laughing at this video. “i thought those tight pants they wear they wouldnt be able to reproduce”. lol i know it isnt that funny but idk why im still laughing.

  • Daydreamer…..

    lmao Sorry, that was my bashing buddy back in the Nelena days. xD
    ————
    LOL. Just the other day I was thinking about how much drama Nelena caused, when it only lasted like a month and a half. XD

    Dude, remember that time you me, and siezetheday came up with all those stupid people that were going to go to Nick’s concert because Selena was there? We were all like: “Yeah, I heard Spongebob is there too. He brought Patrick along”

  • thecolordecays.

    Your Mom Was Here said:

    You’ve missed a lot, girl!

    Oh bumber…you need to throw them out the window!
    ______
    I know, I know :(
    I’m going to do that, no lie :|

    Today is not your day!
    Aww…poor bebe!

  • Anonymous

    wait I didnt exacly heard what she said
    but did she say Joe Jonas has twins?
    Im sorry but WHAAAAAT?
    AHAHAHAHAHAHH THAT JUST MAKES ME LAUGH
    THANK U CRAZY LADY FOR MAKING MY DAY LOL

  • Anonymous

    This woman seriously has issues, how pathetic to just randomly make something up like that. I feel sorry for her, how boring must her life be to have to make up lies like that to entertain herself :L

  • Anonymous

    Pretty sure Joe is writing a blog out there and he is ready to give ‘his side of the story’…
    Thsi camp tour is way more interesting right now right ?

    ———-

    I’m pretty sure they’re going over damage control. Or at least Papa J is. Nick’s probably fuming behind his phone.

    Joe’s probably laughing at how ridiculous these stories are. He’ll probably let it ride out for a bit longer for the fun of it.

  • MileyIsBestest

    watch, this post will make it to 1000 in no time.
    it was 400 not even 10 mintues ago.
    —-
    Too many comments to read. Ahhhhh!!!

  • Anonymous

    i bet demi and joe had sex, joe got scared if she was to get pregnant and called it quits. THE END.

  • Daydreamer…..

    Dear Molly,
    I bet it’s something like, Hnsabwgercqruwugwuger. Yeah, epic name.
    Peace&Love,
    huajai

    reply

    LOL
    Dear Huajai,
    Not that complicated dude. lmao But kudos for being creative. :)
    Love,
    Molly

  • Anonymous

    OceanUp, You forgot to mention that she was calling from a padded cell. js

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahahaha !! lol (thats all i can say about this rumor) hahahahaha

  • Anonymous

    The jonas clan must have got a spell on them or something. EVERYTHING is falling appart.

  • Hagar

    now two rumors were explained..two to go

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Well your just in luck.
    I was.
    What’s crack’a'lackin in da hood my bra?
    _______
    so you don’t have a bra right now? damn guuurl

  • Anonymous

    haha who is this crazy ass hoe?

  • xoxokatie8

    5-24-10
    A day that will go down in OU history (;

  • Anonymous

    Why would she be all its okay then turn around and her friends on twitter talk shiz about Joe? Somethings fishy. Dont forget papa jonas is her manager too so hes probs telling her to shut it. Damn I wish she’d pull a taylor and tell us whats really up

  • Anonymous

    the fact people belive this hurts

  • Tinypic Bandit

    600 comments

    Today is JB’s lucky day -_-

  • Melissa=)

    Joe would make such a cute Dad! :D
    ==============
    haha. imagine. :D

  • StarLight24

    I can’t keep up with all of these comments.

  • picstoburn

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/

    yeah it was selena you didn’t get the memo?
    ——-
    That’s not something to joke about,smh.
    ——-
    i know but i wasn’t serious.:|

  • blingbling

    School is out for me.
    SUMMER.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    _huajaichumpoo said:
    K.F.D.M.S lover said:

    how twitter name is MileyIsLegit
    ________________________

    Peacelovehearts or something like that.
    _____
    thank you

  • StarLight24

    MileyIsBestest said:
    I’m great! How are you?
    —-
    I’m doing good =]. just really bored right now. lol

  • _huajaichumpoo

    You and me both. :) Maybe one day.
    ________________________

    Dear Molly,
    Yeah, one day…I hope that day, my arms have more muscles so I can squeeze hm to death!…Not really. But, I want to give him a BIG hug. You get what I’m saying?
    Cheese&Crackers,
    huajai

  • ValeriahJB

    that girl is so crazy! lol!

  • Helen

    What a crazy bitch lol.

  • Anonymous

    I think we should make a pact to remain JB fans if all this shit does become true…

  • Anonymous

    She probably read the shit of a piece of paper. Shes probably like, a mother of a fan that didnt get to meet JB. LOL. Or, Or, shes pissed off at the price of the tickets this year.
    Nick on crack would like make my day, that’d be hilarious.
    Joe a father? LMAO
    Love JB, but this shit made me die xD

  • _huajaichumpoo

    We’re being “JoBro-ed”, man!

  • Anonymous

    um….so if you’re a personal assistant wouldn’t they know that it was you?

  • Anonymous

    That woman is going down. I will rip her head off right now. Better watch out old lady. I’m coming after you. Don’t fu.ck with me or Joe or any of these fans.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Your Mom Was Here said:
    thank god that something good happened to her her tour is going so good and she deserve it
    hope she will be more successful
    ______________
    Yeah I like her music :D It’s cool

    are you going to one of her concerts?
    ______
    iwish but because iam More than a million Mile away from her concert icant
    are you

  • Anonymous25

    is true Joe unfollowed Perez??

  • jason

    this woman sounds like a hillbilly ’nuff said

  • alltherightmoves.

    sorry, I’ve spent a whole day at work experience and I’m still peeing myself.

  • Anonymous

    i bet she’s crazy and she’s lying because their assisstant would never do that !! and all what she says shows that she’s just lying and she’s not an assistant or anything !!! bitch !!

  • Anonymous

    wow a lot of dirt has been coming out lately from jb. I guess the one’s that seem clean and really the worst.

  • YouKnowYouLoveMe

    aha umm your comment made me click on your profile! its super cute btw & I ♥ glee

  • Anonymous

    Apparently trailer trash lady doesn’t know what happens to diabetics on drugs. Idiot.

  • Your Love is my Drug

    Wow what a strange day.

  • Anonymous

    Im a jemi suppoter and I am laughing at this. Who knows, this lady could have come fresh out of the looney bin. LMFAO i am so surprised someone would pull this shit.
    this is all over the top, and when i heard “joe is a father” i started saying…. bullshit!

  • Daydreamer…..

    Today was a good day

    Today was a fairytale. You were the prince…lmao

    But I’m a girl! =d

    lmao Sorry, you just got that song in my head for no reason. xD

    What song?

    “Today was a Fairytale” by Taylor Swift.

  • ohhh goshh

    wow. Like seriously, don’t people have better things to do with their lives than to ruin someone Else’s, like for real! If you don’t like them or their music don’t listen to THEM! simple as that! it’s called changing the channel.

  • muffy1013

    too much comments on this post

  • Melissa=)

    School is out for me.
    SUMMER.
    =============
    lucky bitch. ;)
    i have 3 weeks left. :(

  • picstoburn

    m
    picstoburn said:

    Damn i really need to buy that ticket to the tour hahaha. DRAMA haha.
    -
    i got mine ;) SUPER excited to see the awkwardness.

    im seriously thinking this is a dream right now lmao.

  • Melissa=)

    800 comments

    Are you kidding me?

    i thought there’d be more :/
    ==============
    910 now.

  • livindalife

    Why thank you, I appreciate the love home slice.
    ———-
    Your welcome …. motherfucker.

  • Anonymous

    Today was…..interesting

  • blingbling

    ——-
    Moi
    _
    Who peeded in your coke today?

  • Anonymous

    today is a celebration of this clusterfuck of a relationship we called “jemi”

    RIP Tampon brand
    “Have a happy period, Jemi”

  • peacelovehearts

    eialmendra said:
    QUE PAR DE PAJAAAAAAAAROS LOS DOS ?
    ———-
    No me gusta tu icon… *throws pickles*

  • Anonymous

    She wants to remain anonymous? I’m pretty sure if she was their assistant they would recognize her voice and she’d be screwed. It’s probably some women with nothing to do and thought it would be funny to try and ruin JBs career.
    Though, maybe this is the reason Jemi broke up. lol

  • Anonymous

    i think she talkin bout herself 0.o
    we would have heard about this already.
    no way its true.

  • Anonymous

    maybe now we can have the old demi back!

  • YouKnowYouLoveMe

    PROBABLY. aha

  • sess nugget

    Random Question: Why do people say “stans” instead of “fans”? I don’t get the joke if it’s a joke.


    Stan is short for Stalker fan. Thank you Eminem.

  • Lilly

    I can’t wait =]. OU parties lmao xD. Aw =\. She better get on OU.
    ———-
    Yes, we better have at least one epic late night post :P
    And she said she would try to get on more

  • Anonymous

    i think Jonas Brothers management need to call this lady and have her fired.I still don’t believe this rumor on if the parents of Joe Jonas speaks up about it or Joe.I still by there side and this lady needs to go to court.Please someone needs to call the jonas Mangement .I keep you in my prayers Joe.

  • Anonymous

    You people who believe this are seriously naive.
    No woman who works with the JB would ever call a radio station and randomly tell them all these secrets that aren’t even real anyway. She’d be instantly fired, and she had no initiative to reveal those secrets!

  • Your Love is my Drug

    I hope OceanUp this summer is like today.. (:

    That would be one amazing motherfucker.

    Something REALLY epic would have to happen.

  • Anonymous

    this can’t be true for the following reasons;
    1) to do a paternity test the babies must be born to do a blood test. that makes this woman 8 months pregnant. why hasn’t anything been said earlier?
    2) if she was 8 months pregnant, the mother would have made a report 7 months ago when she found out
    3) 8 months ago the guys were in Canada filming camp rock
    4) drug addictions are visible and NONE of the guys have NO signs of a drug addiction
    5) Jonas Brothers rep: The woman’s claims are ‘completely false’

    **********************************************
    I don’t know who told you that a fetus has to be outside of the womb for a paternity test to be able to be done. Ever hear of an Amnio??
    Before you speak you should check your facts. There are TWO types of paternity tests that can be done on a pregnant woman. After the baby is born then they can do a simple blood test, get your facts straight.
    Maybe he boffed a Canadian girl…ever think of that???
    I’m calling BS on this story anyways, but always be sure you know your stuff before you open your mouth…just makes ya look like a dumb*ss.

  • StarLightSTARbright

    peacelovehearts said:

    xxgloriabieberx said:
    and maybe taylor swift is gonna go shoot the president LMAFO
    ——–
    Is it wrong that i got somewhat excited when i read this? :P
    -
    YES!
    shoot yourself with your own pickle, nobody should deserves to get shot! :P only with pickles.

  • peacelovehearts

    K.F.D.M.S lover said:
    peacelovehearts said:
    How the fuck do i have 2170 profile views? o_O

    I swear i only had 1850 yesterday.. fail OU…
    _____
    sometime the site loses it
    ——
    Most of the time the site loses it.. -_-

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    Aahh an epic post like this is what I needed to make my day…much better

  • Anonymous

    livindalife said:
    Just telling her. And no way in he.ll is she getting a five second head start.
    ———
    You’ve lost your mind muchacha!
    __

    She has lost her mind. Not me.

  • Melissa=)

    I think we should make a pact to remain JB fans if all this shit does become true…
    =========================
    i would def still be a fan.
    but come on. this true? thats a little far fetched.

  • letsgetgleeky

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    letsgetgleeky said:

    hey i made 3 icons from the new miley bikini pics! reply if you like/use them :)

    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    http://i45.tinypic.com/2mwtnoy.png
    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    -
    oh hey these are really good! :D

    ——-
    thanks! ‘cept for i just realized i posted one of them twice :| lol i meant to post this one too!
    http://i50.tinypic.com/262y4q9.jpg

  • Anonymous

    Is that lady fuckin high?!

  • MileyIsBestest

    5-24-10
    A day that will go down in OU history (;

    That has already been said. :)

  • JesziV.

    Anonymous said:

    Random Question: Why do people say “stans” instead of “fans”? I don’t get the joke if it’s a joke.

    Stalker + fan = stan.

  • Anonymous

    OMG!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS JUST ABOUT THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD!

  • sess nugget

    yes >.< there’s pictures of him smoking.

    Also, Mitchel gets his weed from my friend xD

    ___

    Your lucky you have an epic icon, or I would SO go stan on you XD

    Haha well no need for that for two reasons.
    1. I have a cool icon.
    2. Him smoking weed isn’t that much of a bad thing and stuff.

  • Anonymous

    I hope Nick isn’t involve with drugs! that would be weird!

    ——

    I see him more of a cigar and brandy type person.

    Not shooting lines at a club.

  • Anonymous

    peacelovehearts said:
    Anonymous said:
    That woman is going down. I will rip her head off right now. Better watch out old lady. I’m coming after you. Don’t fu.ck with me or Joe or any of these fans.
    ——–
    excuse me?
    ___

    Just telling her. And no way in he.ll is she getting a five second head start.

  • YouKnowYouLoveMe

    joe got laid?
    yeah fucking right

  • StarLight24

    Melissa=) said:
    haha. if that was true this day would make some sense.
    —-
    It would. OH MY GOD! I know who she sounds like. Someone’s mom. Idk who’s but she’s someone’s mom. lmao. We need to figure this out.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Your Mom Was Here said:
    Sad day for Jemi stans.. RIP JEMI.

    anyways.. JEMI IS OVER! I WILL MAKE A PARTY AT MY HOUSEEE HELL YES!
    _____
    hey
    iam invited
    __________
    obvs :) But the party is cancelled homie :/
    ____
    whaaaat why sister

  • mhmm .

    Holy Sh!t no… if this is true I might have to cry.

  • Melissa=)

    Wow what a strange day
    ============
    tell me about it.

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO.
    this lady is freaking hilarious.
    yeah okay, don’t you think if they did drugs you would see it in their eyes? mmhhm. and uhh yeah she hesitated a lot so that must mean shes lying. (:

  • Anonymous

    You have a messed up perception of life if you think having sex and doing drugs equals having fulfilling life.

    You’re outdated on the shallowness of your own judgement.

    And you must be one of the ugly people not getting any. Face it, your precious JoBros aren’t as innocent and wholesome as you thought. This shit is more than likely true.

    ———–

    Haha. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    Wow…I come to OU and this is what I find…
    Oh well, I’m glad I’m here for the epicness
    —–
    Whoa thas was me…
    /: OU always logs me out :S

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    Wow lots of comments

  • GoldenGal9311

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    Gleekedout said:

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/
    ————-
    Brittany Murphy’s husband did.
    -
    HOLY CRAP he did?!?!?!?!?
    i swear i saw him on larry king live not even a month ago, thats freaky. and how she died not even more then 6 months, wow.
    i guess it was true love then, because when johnny cash died his wife died just a couple months later.
    r.i.p.
    ______________

    I read it this morning really early. I was like “WTF!?”

    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/brittany-murphys-husband-is-found-dead-at-home/41269?nc

  • StarLightSTARbright

    Melissa=) said:

    watch, this post will make it to 1000 in no time.
    it was 400 not even 10 mintues ago.
    ===================
    i know. i cant even keep up.
    -
    haha its not that hard! try having everyone on here at the same time for one of ou’s epic posts, now thats a bit challenging.

  • peacelovehearts

    Anonymous said:
    That woman is going down. I will rip her head off right now. Better watch out old lady. I’m coming after you. Don’t fu.ck with me or Joe or any of these fans.
    ——–
    excuse me?

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    Bitch, I have my ticket and I am ready to see some real drama!

  • picstoburn

    my dream is coming true xD haha.

  • jerseygirl

    If they know the woman is having twins; then they would also be able to determine paternity. Why the wait for three weeks? This story is such bullshit and 100% a joke.

    I think “someone” is pissed that Jemi is over and wants to make Joe look bad.

  • blingbling


    Livindalife!!!!! HI! lol
    _
    Suck up.(:

  • thecolordecays.

    Tinypic Bandit said:

    thecolordecays. said:
    LOL
    People are congratulating Joe on his twins!
    ——
    What the- where?

    On Twitter…I went to his @ replies!

  • GoldenGal9311

    OMG! LOL! I didn’t even see the Wilmer Valderrama rumor! LMAO

  • Anonymous

    Omgsh idk what the lady was smoking but omgsh that is so not true. well i mean i dont know but ok none of them look like they have a drug problem and i HIGHLY doubt that. and the father thing both joe and demi know better than that and that would be the only person that this would happen with cause its recent. and besides, i doubt that joe and demi wouldve broken up if they knew he would be a father of twinsz!

  • Anonymous

    That lady is…

    HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    or that radio interview is fake. Seriously, Joe being a daddy, and one of them having a drug problem. SRSLY!? I bet it’s Nick though… :P

  • StarLight24

    Today is official annual Jonas Rumor Day. Every May 24 from this point on there will be endless insane Jonas rumors.

  • picstoburn

    PerezHilton
    @DDlovato Demi confirms split through Twitter http://bit.ly/cR8W3P Sources tell me she was FORCED to deny the phone part! But we know truth!
    4 minutes ago via web

    I believe Perez about her being forced to deny it.
    —–
    I was curious if she denied the phone part just to save his ass.

    then she’s way to nice.

  • _huajaichumpoo

    LOL
    Dear Huajai,
    Not that complicated dude. lmao But kudos for being creative. :)
    Love,
    Molly
    _______________________-

    Dear Molly,
    Well, my name is pretty complicated. IDK, twelve letters. It’s Thai. It’s not huajaichumpoo, though. Haha.
    PeanutButter&Jelly,
    huajai

  • Gleekedout

    GoldenGal9311 said:

    Gleekedout said:

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/
    ————-
    Brittany Murphy’s husband did.
    ________

    I heard that this morning. So sad.

    No offense, but I find it weird that the mom found them BOTH.
    ——————-
    OH MY GOD SHE IS AN AXE MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Daydreamer…..

    Really? lol Wow, that sucks. Oh well. Today has been pretty damn crazy. I can see that. And I love your new Zac icon! :P Ah-mazing.
    ————–
    Yup, today been pretty crazy. My twitter feed has not stop blowing up since :P
    And thank you, I like you icon too. It’s always nice to see an oldie amongst all of ours :)

    Giiiirl, you have a twitter? I do too! DO you mind if I follow you?
    And I know, Katie begged me to change it back. xD I still owe her three wishes.

  • Karissaaaa

    BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!!! Haha joe is a soon-to-be father on crack. that’s freaking hilarious

  • Anonymous

    Todays posts are probably the most weirdest of them all. Ugh first of all this is unbelievable. She was an assistant and now it was her plan to take revenge and lie. She’s desperate for money. She can totally ruin peoples lives wow.

  • Daydreamer…..

    BTW, what is this woman’s point anyway? Like, does she want money or something?
    ————
    That’s what I want to know, why risk you job over nothing?r

    reply

    Lilly! Hey, how are you?
    ———–
    OMG!! DAYDREAMER!!!<3 Wow, I haven’t seen you in a long time. I’m good, how are you?

    Haha I MISSED YOU GUYS! Winter of ’09 – 10 was great. A lot of late night posts. And I was over Oceanup for a while. Waaaay too much drama, but I decided to come back on to see what you guys are up to.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Epic day on OU and I have to be in this lame ass computer. FML

  • Jenna

    HAHAHAHA this is so stupid. this crazy chick needs to get a freaking life! hahaha what a fucking dumbass haha

  • xoxokatie8

    5-24-10
    A day that will go down in OU history (;

    That has already been said. :)
    ___

    My apologies

  • JoeJonas

    This is not right.

  • Melissa=)

    We’re being “JoBro-ed”, man!
    =============
    I KNEW IT!!!

  • MileyIsBestest

    Lets go for 2000 comments. Who’s with me?!

  • MileyIsBestest

    Jonapocalypse

  • Anonymous

    is this a jokeeeeeee? if its not, seriouly jb has gave me so many happy moments and that’s why i love them, As a fan i will support them always. and i call this bullshit and hope that whore bitch hoe fucker burns in hell on day… :) :) :) and demi gurrrl you are fantastiiiic. love you :D

  • Lilly

    lmao Remember when I said they probably watch the history channel and play monopoly? Good times…good times. xD
    ————–
    Yes, and I said they couldn’t go a date cause it was time for their afternoon tea and scones and then they had to take a nap lol :P

  • Melissa=)

    too many comments!!!

    my head is gonna explode!

  • peacelovehearts

    YouKnowYouLoveMe said:
    aha umm your comment made me click on your profile! its super cute btw & I ? glee
    ——-
    Thank youu! (:

  • lara

    Ugh, this is all too much, I’m waiting for some damage control.

  • thecolordecays.

    I’m lost now!

  • Melissa=)

    Meliiiiiiiiiissa!
    ===============
    me????

  • Anonymous

    Wow, this is SO stupid. obviously its not true!
    This she has just lost her job loool!

  • Doom

    who rap.ed joe

  • Anonymous

    sad thing is, my dad probably wouldn’t hate them if one of them had a drug problem and bastard kids on the way

  • alyssaaaaa

    This is complete crap. I cannot believe anyone will believe this. This woman obviously needs help

  • Tinypic Bandit

    Anonymous said:
    Unfortunatly, Joe has been battling Vicodin addiction on and off for about 2 years.
    He tried to quit and focus on working out, but it’s hard for him.

    Please don’t judge him, Joe is a beautiful person who’s loyalty and devotion to his friends and family are what sets him apart from everybody else..this is just a very sad situation and Joe’s family will be there for him and will handle it.

    Don’t worry ,guys.
    ——
    http://i41.tinypic.com/xfwahz.jpg

  • Anonymous

    actually it wouldn’t surprise me if it was true! Joe always looks like hes high on something and he’s virgin in my ass that he is –’ wake up! Nick is the only one who’s serious and who’s straight!

  • livindalife

    A few things …

    HAHA. Zack Taylor has been proven wrong. All week he has been denying a break-up but BAAAAAM! Here it is!

    Why would Demi be forced to deny a phone break-up? Something’s fishy …

    I gained SOOOO much more respect for Demi after she publically announced this. No other Disney star would have the guts to do that.

    Yowwwwwza.

  • Anonymous

    So … is THIS why Demi and him broke up ???

  • Melissa=)

    I feel like somebody died today..:/
    ————-
    Brittany Murphy’s husband did.
    ________

    I heard that this morning. So sad.

    No offense, but I find it weird that the mom found them BOTH.

    =====================
    thats so sad. RIP.

  • Melissa=)

    OMG! LOL! I didn’t even see the Wilmer Valderrama rumor! LMAO
    =================
    i love today.

  • Anonymous

    great PR

  • Anonymous

    Papa Jonas calm the fuck down already!

  • picstoburn

    i just got paid paid let’s get laid laid :)

  • Anonymous

    oceanup party!!!
    time:right now
    place:right here
    who: anyone!

  • Anonymous

    someones Public Relations team is in over drive today. Tash hope your ready to feild and reroute all these rumors.

  • peacelovehearts

    I hope OceanUp this summer is like today.. (:

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    mhmm . said:
    Holy Sh!t no… if this is true I might have to cry.
    _____
    d: its not dont worry

  • Melissa=)

    haha. if that was true this day would make some sense.
    —-
    It would. OH MY GOD! I know who she sounds like. Someone’s mom. Idk who’s but she’s someone’s mom. lmao. We need to figure this out.
    ================
    demis mom? haha. jk. jk.

  • Daydreamer…..

    You and me both. :) Maybe one day.
    ________________________

    Dear Molly,
    Yeah, one day…I hope that day, my arms have more muscles so I can squeeze hm to death!…Not really. But, I want to give him a BIG hug. You get what I’m saying?
    Cheese&Crackers,
    huajai


    Dearest huajai,
    I know exactly what you mean. And from what I’ve experienced in my dreams, Nick is a very good hugger. And he smells like mango. LOL I must meet the kid.
    Sincerely,
    Molly

  • Anonymous

    Wow, literally all of you are completely stupid to think that this could NEVER be true. Because it CAN.

    People sell out artists all the time (and get even more rep when it’s squeaky clean ones like JB) so I don’t understand how this is ANY different.

    And to those questioning how the woman would know if it was twins, you have a 12 week scan to see if the baby has a heartbeat etc – so you can see HOW many babys are in the womb. That’s how she would know if it was twins. Also, she didn’t say that the unknown woman was due in 3 weeks, she said the PETERNITY was due in that time.

    You are all pretty dumb and naive to think that this could NEVER happen to these guys.

    A scandal like this about JB has just been waiting to come out ever since they hit global.

  • Lilly

    Starlight <333

  • MileyIsBestest

    Somebody post the twit longer demi just posted, I can’t get on twitter atm!

  • Anonymous

    demi is way more mature than taylor

    Demi: “me and joe did break up but well stay friends”
    Taylor: ” i wont even remember the guy that broke up with me over a 27 second phone call.”

  • Melissa=)

    Lets go for 2000 comments. Who’s with me?!
    ============
    ME!

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    Your lucky you have an epic icon, or I would SO go stan on you XD

    Haha well no need for that for two reasons.
    1. I have a cool icon.
    2. Him smoking weed isn’t that much of a bad thing and stuff.

    ___

    1: you have an AWESOME icon.
    2: I still dont kow if he even does. but whatev. back on subject

    JOE!!!

  • Olive&arrow

    Ladies and gents. This is what we call SLANDER. Let’s see how the Jonas’ handle this…

  • blingbling

    When your safe inside your room you tend to dream.

  • Daydreamer…..

    this is absolutely unrealistic on so many levels.
    why isn’t anybody defending the Jonas Bros?
    i can’t believe the FANS think NICK is having a drug problem?!
    Nick has diabetes, there is NO way he wants to make that any worse with drugs. even if he was under a lot of stress with things, he is way too smart to know that drugs are not the right way to go.
    and JOE BEING A FATHER?! like you really think he’s that reckless? a) he has a purity ring (if he broke the promise, he probably wouldn’t wear the ring) b) who would he do it with? Demi? yeah, i don’t think so. Everyone has this misconception of him thinking that he’s SOO out there and he’d do anything, but seriously, this is unbelievable.

    I’m not even going to regard it because I think it’s so silly.

  • thecolordecays.

    Daydreamer….. said:

    Today was a good day

    Today was a fairytale. You were the prince…lmao

    But I’m a girl! =d

    lmao Sorry, you just got that song in my head for no reason. xD

    What song?

    “Today was a Fairytale” by Taylor Swift.

    Never heard it!

  • Jonas fan :]

    OMG.
    woman is freaking insane.
    *grabs a weapon and hunts her down*
    LOL LOL LOL JK JK JK JK HAHA
    ;D

  • GoldenGal9311

    Anonymous said:

    the fact people belive this hurts
    _________________

    Joe?

  • livindalife

    blingbling said:

    School is out for me.
    SUMMER.
    ———-
    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.

  • tes

    so nick has been a druggie since 13? dude that makes NO SENSE

  • StarLightSTARbright

    bret michaels won celebrity apprentice! so happy for him, hes been dealing with a lot of sh.it lately :)

  • StarLightSTARbright

    letsgetgleeky said:

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    letsgetgleeky said:

    hey i made 3 icons from the new miley bikini pics! reply if you like/use them :)

    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    http://i45.tinypic.com/2mwtnoy.png
    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    -
    oh hey these are really good! :D

    ——-
    thanks! ‘cept for i just realized i posted one of them twice :| lol i meant to post this one too!
    http://i50.tinypic.com/262y4q9.jpg
    -
    haha i like them!
    may i have one?

  • livindalife

    yocelyn said:

    THIS LADY IS OFF HER ROCKER

    ———–
    Lmfao.

  • liam

    the hell darn i was gona go after joe when i moved to hollywood <3

  • xNotTruex

    Ok, so obviously fake. She is lying. Unless Joe, Nick, or Kevin come out and say its true, I’m not going to believe it. Some people crave too much attention, she is clearly one of them.

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    JesziV.
    IA.
    Joe seems really twitchy… and easily distracted.
    And duh, Joe has boners ALL THE TIME.

  • Anonymous

    that’s what happen when jb camp keep them so tight to rules. one rebels and get a girl pregnant and the other from the presure nick takes drugs. well at least kevin was strong enought he gets sex.

  • Anonymous

    EVERYONE ONE TWITTER SHOULD START THE TRENDING TOPIC

    #RIPJemi

    haha

    Cause #Jemi was a trending topic when Demi admitted to the relationship, so it’d be funny if this made it as a trending topic and they saw it!

    lmfao

  • blingbling

    _______
    so you don’t have a bra right now? damn guuurl
    _
    Hhah,wow.My bro(bra)Get it?
    Or am I just to hood for you?

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Today is not your day!
    Aww…poor bebe!
    _________
    :’( do you have a cookie?

  • HOT DAYUMMM
  • livindalife

    May 24, 2010 @ 06:06 pm
    Your Mom Was Here said:

    .. I’m excited for the tour.
    ———
    Same here mi madre!
    Have you bought tickets yet? :D

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    HOLAAA! :D :D :D
    I know…OU is finally alive
    And it’s probably gonna stay this way all summer…too bad I have to go to school /:
    _________
    HALLELLUJAH!

    do you have to go to school on summer? :| whaaaaaaat thee
    ——
    Hahaha see…I live in the craziest spot on Earth…we have crazy seasons, we have crazy school.
    My “summer” would be during USA’s winter/spring. My school year is April-early January

  • Your Love is my Drug

    Hahaha what if Joe Jonas was the next Tiger Woods?
    ================
    is it bad that id love him even more? lmao!

    I’d sleep with him.

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    Joe is the addict, did you see him at the KCA he looked high as a motherfucker…

  • StarLight24

    Is it just me or does her voice sound REALLY familiar? I’m thinking it was a set up.

  • Anonymous

    i wish some interviewer would have the Balls to ask them all this shit.

    Interviewer: so joe, hows fatherhood treating ya?
    Joe: ….what? *big gulp*
    Interviewer: your expecting twins, right?
    Joe:…..i don’t know what you’re talking about
    Kevin: and whats really cool about this tour is that its nothing like anything weve done before
    Interviewer: you guys didn’t hear about the rumors
    Nick: we would appreciate it if we could just talk about the music
    Interviewer: but…
    *Disconnected*

    kevin and his shameless plugs

  • picstoburn

    JoeJonas
    May 24, 2010 @ 05:43 pm
    JoeJonas said:

    This is not right.

    HI JOE.

  • Andreia

    I highly doubt that JB has multiple female assistants so if she was really their assistant im pretty sure they could easily find out who she is, this is so funny though. this lady needs to lay off the drugs for a while hahaha :P

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hai Starlight!!!

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    It will be something epic, Mercedes has to be on for it though ;)
    —-
    do you have any idea what it is or are you still thinking about what you could do?

  • Anonymous

    Im so embarssed to be from cincinnati right now! even though all this stuff she said is fake its just so upsetting that they called our state and said this. does anyone realize that she was liztening to our radio station at 4:00 am cali time she obviously has no life! this is just rediculous and upsetting!! I LOVE YOU JONAS BROTHERS!

  • Anonymous

    wow. jemi lasted a whole month.
    (or something like that)

    demi shouldve kept her mouth shut about theyre relationship
    ———-
    No, jb should stop acting like the girl in the relationship and man up! girls should not have to keep quiet about anything. If she is proud of her man then she should be able to say it. Jb is the one with problems. I don’t see liam or zac efron real man peeing in their pants for admitting their girlfriends. jb just want to sell music with their face.

  • _huajaichumpoo

    K.F.D.M.S lover said:

    _huajaichumpoo said:
    K.F.D.M.S lover said:

    how twitter name is MileyIsLegit
    ________________________

    Peacelovehearts or something like that.
    _____
    thank you
    __________________________

    No problem.

  • Doom

    hahahahahahahahaha

    :|

    lol.

  • Anonymous

    On Monday 24th May 2010, @ddlovato said:

    reply
    There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I’d like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did split but it wasn’t over the phone. Things didn’t work out but we’ll remain friends. Secondly, I am NOT dating anybody already. Nothing is more important to me than the relationship I have with my fans.. Just thought you guys should know this.

    yess this is from demi

  • Anonymous

    LOLOLOLOLLOOOOL million dollars that chick is high as fuck.

  • YouKnowYouLoveMe

    I know right! what the fuck is going on!?

    one of them has to set all these fucking rumors to rest, and by one of them i mean demi because we all know joe will never.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    many people on here :D HOLA!

    HI:”D
    ______
    ssssssssssssup :D

  • livindalife

    Going to the other post home slices!

  • Anonymous

    For all the people saying that it has to be true because she didn’t freeze up or stutter…have you not witnessed someone who was able to lie with a straight face or who was able to commit a prank without freezing up or stuttering? I mean, come on. There ARE people that have that ability. Just because she says it like it’s complete fact doesn’t mean it’s true. Plus, why would it happen RIGHT AFTER Joe and Demi broke up? And why would there be two brothers with problems right after the break up?

  • xCookieMuffin

    There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I’d like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did split but it wasn’t over the phone. Things didn’t work out but we’ll remain friends. Secondly, I am NOT dating anybody already. Nothing is more important to me than the relationship I have with my fans.. Just thought you guys should know this.

    Here we go agian… *-*

  • MileyIsBestest

    5-24-10
    A day that will go down in OU history (;

    That has already been said. :)
    ___

    My apologies
    —-
    We’ll let it slip this time!

  • Your Love is my Drug

    miley is probably thinking,damn i love this year(; cause not a lot BIG things happen to miley which is a good thing.

    Hahahah i wonder what selena’s thinking. haha

  • Your Mom Was Here

    I have a headache from laughing too hard!

    How are you, love?
    __________
    lol epic day :D
    I’m kinda frustrated, I’m trying to reply but the computer and the keyboard I’m using are a fail.
    how bout you?:D

  • MileyIsBestest

    HAH

  • Anonymous

    WOW. I can not believe people are actually taking this serious? Okay so she didn’t stutter or stop to think but her “facts” were out all of wack! Why is she calling an Ohio radio station and apparently she lives in LA? IF she is their personal assistant which I highly doubt she’s supposed to help get rumors away not start them! This week is just full of stupid rumors.

    Also whatever happened to Demi and Joe is their business. How can you believe Perez when he just told everyone that his source is his mother? Get a hold of your selves people. Could have sworn that we all grew up.

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Melissa=) said:

    We’re being “JoBro-ed”, man!
    =============
    I KNEW IT!!!
    ______________________

    Gotcha!

    *someone replied to me today* Thanks.

  • xoxokatie8

    the fact people belive this hurts
    _________________

    Joe?
    ___

    lmfao

  • weirdo

    OMG!! Demi did breakup with Joe!!

  • thecolordecays.

    It’s so funny that @ddlovato decided to tweet about it. Like, does she really NEED to tell people? I like Selena’s quote: “when you have something so special, you don’t need to tell the world about it.” (:

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Melissa=) said:
    too many comments!!!

    my head is gonna explode!
    _____
    me too
    its too fast

  • Anonymous

    Zack Taylor was wrong. lol

  • StarLightSTARbright

    peacelovehearts said:

    Anonymous said:
    That woman is going down. I will rip her head off right now. Better watch out old lady. I’m coming after you. Don’t fu.ck with me or Joe or any of these fans.
    ——–
    excuse me?
    -
    LMAO.
    your reaction is priceless ;DD

  • Anonymous

    This can’t be true,,think about it. If Joe was dealing with something like this & hiding a secret this big… It would show in his demeanour.. He hasn’t looked stressed lately during interviews.. If he was dealing with something like this, there would be a noticable change in his behavior.

  • Anonymous

    CRAZZYYY LADDDDYYYYY !(:
    poor joe twins and a drug problem !
    LOL I LOVE YOU JOE !<3333
    ill babysit your twins ;)
    all the BS needs to stop !

  • Anonymous

    so now we know why demi and joe broke up, joe sleep with another girl and he is expecting twins? unless is demi. lol

    ok and I don’t know but nick eyes been looking a little too red all the time and nick is always touching his nose like when guys do when they do drugs.

  • blingbling

    =============
    lucky bitch. ;)
    i have 3 weeks left. :(
    _
    Hah your school sucks.
    Man,I’m so tan now I’ve been going to the beach for 2 weeks straight,and i’m so happy.
    At first I didn’t tan I turned red,and got a farmers tan,but now it’s turning in to a real tan(:

  • Anonymous

    How do you know its Jemi who’s pregnant? I mean, I know they had a ‘sleep-over’,but maybe Nick knocked up a girl? same with the drugs. This woman is on crack.

  • Daydreamer…..

    Livindalife!!!!! HI! lol
    _
    Suck up.(:

    lmao Sorry, that was my bashing buddy back in the Nelena days. xD

  • thecolordecays.

    Anonymous said:

    I hope Nick isn’t involve with drugs! that would be weird!

    ——

    I see him more of a cigar and brandy type person.

    Not shooting lines at a club.

    LOL

  • Tinypic Bandit

    “Drama for the Summah” Tour Summer ’10, get your tickets while they last!

  • livindalife

    Dude, remember that time you me, and siezetheday came up with all those stupid people that were going to go to Nick’s concert because Selena was there? We were all like: “Yeah, I heard Spongebob is there too. He brought Patrick along”
    ___________
    LMAO YES! Those were the days! Nelena was too hysterical for words. :)

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Dearest huajai,
    I know exactly what you mean. And from what I’ve experienced in my dreams, Nick is a very good hugger. And he smells like mango. LOL I must meet the kid.
    Sincerely,
    Molly
    _____________________

    Dear Molly,
    Haha, someone understands! lol Yeah! I feel like he has a natural kind of smell that’s good. Like when you hug someone in the rain. You know everything will be all right.
    Hugs&Kisses,
    huajai

  • sigh.

    Is this women serious? You can even tell the dj’s doesn’t even believe it! this women is so ughhh! like why would you do this? are you that bored with your life. This is just sad. What would be sadder is if people actually believe this shit and have no proof. Just one women opening her mouth. Until something really goes down and proves this lady is right this is just crap!

  • GoldenGal9311

    Gleekedout said:

    GoldenGal9311 said:

    Gleekedout said:

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/
    ————-
    Brittany Murphy’s husband did.
    ________

    I heard that this morning. So sad.

    No offense, but I find it weird that the mom found them BOTH.
    ——————-
    OH MY GOD SHE IS AN AXE MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ___________

    No need for all that.

  • _huajaichumpoo

    jerseygirl said:

    If they know the woman is having twins; then they would also be able to determine paternity. Why the wait for three weeks? This story is such bullshit and 100% a joke.

    I think “someone” is pissed that Jemi is over and wants to make Joe look bad.
    _______________________

    Maybe it takes three weeks for the results to show. But, I’m not saying that I believe this woman. Except for the drug problem, if you can call it one. Nick need his insulin.

  • StarLight24

    xCookieMuffin said:
    PerezHilton
    @DDlovato Demi confirms split through Twitter http://bit.ly/cR8W3P Sources tell me she was FORCED to deny the phone part! But we know truth!
    4 minutes ago via web

    I believe Perez about her being forced to deny it.
    —–
    I was curious if she denied the phone part just to save his ass.
    —-
    Sorry to butt in but it would make sense. They are still best friends so of course she would defend him. I don’t doubt it though. You know what they say ‘if you see a guy do a girl wrong, don’t think he won’t do the same thing to you.’ Just sayin’. We don’t know what happened so we can’t say HOW they broke up but it’s a good possibility she is just covering for him.

  • Melissa=)

    today was epic.
    but im off to bed. goodnight. :)

  • Your Mom Was Here

    iwish but because iam More than a million Mile away from her concert icant
    are you
    _________
    lol same here :P

  • HeyYouOkayNot

    Anonymous said:

    I don’t believe it. Mostly because she supposedly swears on her job. She would lose her job after spilling this stuff. AND she wouldn’t say who the one with the drug problem is but she’ll gladly say that Joe is the one with kids on the way? And what are the odds that it would be twins? That’s like…gossip/tabloid material. “Let’s not say that he’s having just ONE kid! Let’s make it TWO! Then we’ll have EVERYONE on their seats and we’ll also tell them they have drug problems going on!” Honestly, you would probably be able to tell if one of them had a drug problem…I mean, look at all the celebs that do and can’t exactly hide it.

    B.S. I’m not believing it until I see results from a “paternity” test and unless I actually see pictures or any other proof other than stupid hearsay that just pops up out of nowhere like that.
    ——
    Thank You
    THIS

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    demi twitted and sayed its not true and she is talking about the roomers http://www.twitlonger.com/show/1fg9tm

  • DemiJoBroFan

    oook…

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    many people on here :D HOLA!
    ——
    HOLAAA! :D :D :D
    I know…OU is finally alive
    And it’s probably gonna stay this way all summer…too bad I have to go to school /:

  • Daydreamer…..

    lmao Remember when I said they probably watch the history channel and play monopoly? Good times…good times. xD
    ————–
    Yes, and I said they couldn’t go a date cause it was time for their afternoon tea and scones and then they had to take a nap lol :P

    lmao I remember writing something like:
    “After we watch the debate, we can cuddle Nick!”
    “Let’s not go that far!”
    LOL I oh how I’ve missed the old days.

  • Anonymous

    yeah swear on your job itll be gone now what an idiot

  • Anonymous

    this is soo untrue i know someone who worked on tour with the jonas brothers and hanged out with them she said they were totally respectful and never cursed once i doubt that they would do drugs and get girls pregnant

  • picstoburn

    There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I’d like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did (cont) http://tl.gd/1fg9tm 2 minutes ago via Twitlonger

    (; demi’s twit.

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    Why thank you, I appreciate the love home slice.
    ———-
    Your welcome …. motherfucker.

    bitch! don’t call me a motherfucker! I am the only one who can call myself a motherfucker on this mothetherfucking post.

  • picstoburn

    damn joe is not twiting anything :|

  • JesziV.

    JoeJonas said:

    This is not right.

    Lmfao. Orlly?

  • Anonymous

    This can’t be true,,think about it. If Joe was dealing with something like this & hiding a secret this big… It would show in his demeanour.. He hasn’t looked stressed lately during interviews.. If he was dealing with something like this, there would be a noticable change in his behavior..

  • Doom

    lol oh man.

  • peacelovehearts

    _huajaichumpoo said:
    K.F.D.M.S lover said:

    how twitter name is MileyIsLegit
    ________________________

    Peacelovehearts or something like that.
    ——-
    That would be me.. (:

  • Anonymous

    haha wow this is the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard! No way this is true…

  • Your Love is my Drug

    There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I’d like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did split but it wasn’t over the phone. Things didn’t work out but we’ll remain friends. Secondly, I am NOT dating anybody already. Nothing is more important to me than the relationship I have with my fans.. Just thought you guys should know this.

    Here we go agian… *-*
    —-
    Did she really say that?!

  • Anonymous

    (replying to this) – May 24, 2010 @ 05:54 pm
    Tinypic Bandit said:
    HOT DAYUMMM said:
    PerezHilton
    @DDlovato Demi confirms split through Twitter http://bit.ly/cR8W3P Sources tell me she was FORCED to deny the phone part! But we know truth!
    4 minutes ago via web

    I believe Perez about her being forced to deny it.
    —–
    At least she was adult about it & set the record staright, & I believe Perez, sounds like something Papa J would do ~_~
    ______
    & the fact that Demi’s friend or whatever called Joe a you-know-what still seems fishy & the fact that Nolan denying all that shit. -___- Nahh cute.

  • Anonymous

    now do you belive me about the jennifer greenwood story because now i so think its real

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    LMAO I know you will :P
    I was talking about the other bitch, the mint ice cream bitch :B
    ——-
    LOL, I was talking about her too…she’s gonna be the one to blame for buying that stupid cone and being the clumsiest @#$% in the universe. And the worst part is that I couldn’t even give her “the look” ’cause there was so much people at that area and she just tripped and was gone in a milisecond.

  • Anonymous

    oohh crap. Its out.
    This exact thing happend with Jamie Lynn Spears…. everyone thought it was fake… until the truth came out.
    I just wish it didnt happen like this.
    theirs no way of hiding it now.
    But Joe Nick and Kevin are teens just like all other teens and young adults. The only differnce is that they are famous. Of course they look like the dont have a drug problem and are all innocent, but thats what pictures, videos and edited fab life can do.
    Why would they go and post photos and vids of their personal life out to the media? The only pics we see are from their outside life.
    Just like facebook. you see your friends going out somewhere and it looks like they had sooo much fun, but really they tell you it sucked. Pictures can hide ALOT.
    Like a realllyy goregous girl on myspace can be a ugly depressed girl in real life. lol okay im going wayy into depth. But yeah, we dunno if its true. just hope its all false. But dont expect the Jonas brothers or any other celebirties to be all perfect and not make mistakes. They’re just like the teens that walk around in your school hallways everyday. theyre just like you.

  • Anonymous

    what a bullshitter.
    to much Jobro drama for me

  • Anonymous

    This was probably a prank or something. Do you know many different rumors people can start about someone in one day. I can call and lie and say that stuff. God, the world just keeps getting stupider and stupider. I bet if they traced that call that lady would be in a trailer park in the middle of nowhere. And do you really believe that the Jonas FAmily would spread their secrets like that? Ya, right!

    ———-

    I remember when a couple girls on twitter said Taylor Swift was at one of their concerts. People exploded.

    Only to find it was false.

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    -EXPLODES-
    Too much, lol

  • MileyIsBestest

    Lets go for 2000 comments. Who’s with me?!
    ============
    ME!
    —-
    Sooo about 2 people… great!

  • MileyIsBestest

    I’m doing good =]. just really bored right now. lol
    —-
    You always seem to be bored! lol! Today OU was epiccc!!!

  • AlwaystheTruth

    lol at this post!!!

  • StarLightSTARbright

    StarLight24 said:

    Today is official annual Jonas Rumor Day. Every May 24 from this point on there will be endless insane Jonas rumors.
    -
    YES!
    like, joe has a sercet lover that lives in ohio.

  • Daydreamer…..

    This can’t be true,,think about it. If Joe was dealing with something like this & hiding a secret this big… It would show in his demeanour.. He hasn’t looked stressed lately during interviews.. If he was dealing with something like this, there would be a noticable change in his behavior.

    Maybe he’s just being a kid. He probably didn’t take it all too seriously. He has A LOT of time to find the one. :)

  • Anonymous

    I thinkit might be some of demi friends tryng to get back at joe for the break up. funny how this came out on the day we find out about the break up. It has been said taht demi friends are mad and have been running their mouth about joe. It has also been said that the call came from a LA area code. we all know demi has friends in the la area. I think its a little pay back they are doing to him to try to hurt him because she got hurt.
    =====
    Exactly what I was thinking..

  • livindalife

    The video doesn’t work for me … Does anyone want to give me a summary of what it contains?

    3 weeks? What does that mean? =\

  • Your Love is my Drug

    Damn so i got worked up over nothing?! :l

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    Everyone needs slow the down before I cut a motherfucker!

  • lovinmyeffinlife

    wow omigod kinda hard not 2 beleive but i gess weelll seee…… and maybe thts y he broke up wif demi! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN hehe

  • xoxokatie8

    5-24-10
    A day that will go down in OU history (;

    That has already been said. :)
    ___

    My apologies
    —-
    We’ll let it slip this time!
    ___

    Okay thanks. I appreciate it

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    Starlight <333
    ---
    Lilly <3333
    I thought of you again yesterday when I watched The Princess Diaries. lol. How have you been? Btw I miss FYLIP

  • cornpopsboiii

    this can’t be true for the following reasons;
    1) to do a paternity test the babies must be born to do a blood test. that makes this woman 8 months pregnant. why hasn’t anything been said earlier?
    2) if she was 8 months pregnant, the mother would have made a report 7 months ago when she found out
    3) 8 months ago the guys were in Canada filming camp rock
    4) drug addictions are visible and NONE of the guys have NO signs of a drug addiction
    5) Jonas Brothers rep: The woman’s claims are ‘completely false’

  • Anonymous

    that bitch ain’t gonna have a job anymore.
    hhahah

  • sess nugget

    miley is probably thinking,damn i love this year(; cause not a lot BIG things happen to miley which is a good thing.

    Hahahah i wonder what selena’s thinking. haha

    “Phew! Another year has gone by and no one even suspects I’m a raging crack whore!”

  • Anonymous

    Awww Nick, my little stoner.
    He does have some signs of being a stoner too. The red eyes, touching his nose a lot, being distracted easily, dazing off…
    Lol but who knows for sure. I would love Nick either way.

  • Anonymous

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/371133/miley-cyrus-pink-pol

    ————-

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/371133/miley-cyrus-pink-pol

    lame look at her 17 year old flab… or her bikini bottoms are too tigth. whatev i dont like her so i have to point out her flaws
    i actually despise her to be clear

  • MileyIsBestest

    i wish some interviewer would have the Balls to ask them all this shit.

    Interviewer: so joe, hows fatherhood treating ya?
    Joe: ….what? *big gulp*
    Interviewer: your expecting twins, right?
    Joe:…..i don’t know what you’re talking about
    Kevin: and whats really cool about this tour is that its nothing like anything weve done before
    Interviewer: you guys didn’t hear about the rumors
    Nick: we would appreciate it if we could just talk about the music
    Interviewer: but…
    *Disconnected*

    kevin and his shameless plugs

    LMAO!!!!

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    WWOWOWOWOWO
    http://www.twitlonger.com/show/1fg9tm

    Lmao, damn.

  • thecolordecays.

    Demi, I respect you for telling the truth…well, I think it may be the truth!

  • Melissa=)

    i didnt do any of my homework because i was on here.

    oh well…. :D

  • letsgetgleeky

    hey i made 3 icons from the new miley bikini pics! reply if you like/use them :)

    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    http://i45.tinypic.com/2mwtnoy.png
    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg

  • Anonymous

    dammit my sound isnt working what did she say?

  • Daydreamer…..

    I want to be in Hawaii by the ocean sipping a pina colada. Who’s with me?

  • Lilly

    GoldenGal9311 said:

    Anonymous said:

    the fact people belive this hurts
    _________________

    Joe?
    ———–
    haha, Idk why but I love whenever anyone does that to a comment :P

  • GoldenGal9311

    Demi and Joe did breakup officially!

  • thecolordecays.

    I solemnly vow to remain a fan of the Jonas Brothers if these rumors are true!

    I’m sorry if I laugh but I can’t help myself sometimes…I had too much sugar today!

  • Lilly

    Haha I MISSED YOU GUYS! Winter of ’09 – 10 was great. A lot of late night posts. And I was over Oceanup for a while. Waaaay too much drama, but I decided to come back on to see what you guys are up to.
    ———-
    Well honestly, you haven’t miss much. OU kinda be dying since Feb but it’s good to have you back. I’ve been hoping more old users come back during the summertime :)

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Daydreamer….. said:

    I want to be in Hawaii by the ocean sipping a pina colada. Who’s with me?
    ________________________

    Where have you been? It took me a while to realize you were on here!

    Hiiii, I’m glad people are remembering me when I say hi. I was expecting, “Who the hell are you?!” lol And I took a LONG oceanup break after February. How about you? How is everything?
    _____________________________

    I’m good. How could I forget you? You were the one who told me to get an account. You had a Molly Ringwald icon and I called you Molly.

  • Anonymous

    You guys remember that thing with Nick’s eyes recently? Like “allergies” from a “cat”? Well, I know from personal experience, that when you snort cocaine, your eyes will swell and become red and sometimes have dark circles under them. I said it when it first happened. He’s CRAZY skinny and is always tapping his nose, snorting/sniffing in interviews. Classic cocaine usage signs.

    Deny it all you want, but the facts are there.

    Kevin seems too good for that type of thing. I also said in the past that Kevin was a Jonas fan’s only hope. Joe and Nick are lost causes, consumed by fame. God help them.

  • lara

    and who would that be?

    (tell me Megan Fox and I’ll flip a shit lol :P)

  • MileyIsBestest

    HOT DAYUMMM said:

    WWOWOWOWOWO
    http://www.twitlonger.com/show/1fg9tm

    —-
    OH MY FREAKIN GOODNESS!!!

  • Melissa=)

    Lets go for 2000 comments. Who’s with me?!
    ============
    ME!
    —-
    Sooo about 2 people… great!
    ============
    YES! hahaha.

  • Anonymous

    Oh my gosh!! I hope no one really believes this!!! I was wondering when someone was going come out and say this about them one day!

  • NickJonasLover!

    Right on!! I don’t believe her at all eaither!!! I stand by My Jonas boys 1000%!!!

    Jonas 4 Life!!!

  • StarLightSTARbright

    GoldenGal9311 said:

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    Gleekedout said:

    Anonymous25 said:

    I feel like somebody died today..:/
    ————-
    Brittany Murphy’s husband did.
    -
    HOLY CRAP he did?!?!?!?!?
    i swear i saw him on larry king live not even a month ago, thats freaky. and how she died not even more then 6 months, wow.
    i guess it was true love then, because when johnny cash died his wife died just a couple months later.
    r.i.p.
    ______________

    I read it this morning really early. I was like “WTF!?”

    http://omg.yahoo.com/news/brittany-murphys-husband-is-found-dead-at-home
    -
    wow he was only 39! they were both so young.
    true love at its best.

  • xCookieMuffin

    Joe is the addict, did you see him at the KCA he looked high as a motherfucker…

    Lmao.

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Sad day for Jemi stans.. RIP JEMI.

    anyways.. JEMI IS OVER! I WILL MAKE A PARTY AT MY HOUSEEE HELL YES!

  • lovinmyeffinlife

    hoos on drugs nick? telll meeee!!!!

  • Melissa=)

    Hahaha what if Joe Jonas was the next Tiger Woods?
    ================
    is it bad that id love him even more? lmao!

    I’d sleep with him.
    =================
    haha. who wouldnt?

  • ilovemusic

    HOLY FUCK. LOOK WHAT DEMI JUST TWEETED.

  • picstoburn

    miley is probably thinking,damn i love this year(; cause not a lot BIG things happen to miley which is a good thing.

    Hahahah i wonder what selena’s thinking. haha
    —-
    lol like psh not my problem (; im working on my movie haha.

  • Lilly

    I know! I can’t wait for summer =]. I’m good =D. Just been busy spending time with my friends and my boyfriend =D. I’m so happy. lol. WHEN DID SHE DO THIS? NO! NO! NO!
    ———-
    Cool. Summer gonna be epic! :P
    And she deleted it last week :(

  • Your Mom Was Here

    HOMIE.You know I’m talking to you boo.
    _______________
    helloooo :D what up homieeezzz
    Ihopeyou’retalkingtome,Ihopeyou’retalkingtome..

  • Anonymous

    maybe thats why he broke it off with demi!

  • Melissa=)

    There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I’d like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did split but it wasn’t over the phone. Things didn’t work out but we’ll remain friends. Secondly, I am NOT dating anybody already. Nothing is more important to me than the relationship I have with my fans.. Just thought you guys should know this.

    ddlovato.

  • Andi

    NO WAY!!!!!! She is out of her mind! The Jonas Brothers love their fans too much to act that way!

  • Anonymous

    this lady is f’ing CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • JesziV.

    Wow! This rumor has been going on for awhile now
    I heard about this around the time Taylor Swift destroyed his rep and after that, he was acting strange and not himself-no energy, and got really skinny

    :/

    Remember when he got kind of chub chubz?

  • Lilly

    do you have any idea what it is or are you still thinking about what you could do?
    ——–
    Oh, I know what I’m gonna do. Trust me, you are not gonna want to miss it :P

  • Anonymous

    haha,i know! gotta love the wackjobs of the world.

    if she was their assistant no way in hell would she call in to a radio station to say that.

  • livindalife

    Just telling her. And no way in he.ll is she getting a five second head start.
    ———
    You’ve lost your mind muchacha!

  • adam

    Woahhhhh!!!!..This is crazy!!.. Completley false, do not believe a word she is saying. Not smart and not funny.

  • Anonymous

    ha what a joke

  • Anonymous

    “You can try to break us and make us fall apart, but the fire’s in our hearts”
    So much Jonas drama today. But I still support them 100%.

  • Your Love is my Drug

    OMG JEMI’S REALLY OVER!!!! D:

  • Anonymous

    psychopath bitch… =o yes joe is having MY children =] (lol jk i wish!!)

  • Anonymous

    bwahahahah this is hilarious!
    If one of the jb’s were doing drugs and one of them is a father .. it would be out in the press already.. do you know how much tabloids pay for that kind of gossip?
    I don’t believe they go around fcking with alot of women just because they can.I’m not saying joe hasn’t had sex yet cuz he might .. i mean he’s 20 years old and he seems like a sexual person haha xD Nick might have done it too but I dunno … if they really had sex with a lot of women one of them would have spoken up already for alot of money ..

  • Julianna

    I couldn’t sleep. can’t stay away from Ou with all of this.

  • blingbling

    ———-
    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
    _
    Ohh yeah,it’s so nice to be out!
    So now I’m a Junior boo-yah!

  • picstoburn

    I hope OceanUp this summer is like today.. (:

    HELL yeah.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Your Mom Was Here said:
    iwish but because iam More than a million Mile away from her concert icant
    are you
    _________
    lol same here :P
    _______
    well itlist they can come to where you live but they never come to where ileave not only demi but every singer

  • GoldenGal9311

    Lilly said:

    GoldenGal9311 said:

    Anonymous said:

    the fact people belive this hurts
    _________________

    Joe?
    ———–
    haha, Idk why but I love whenever anyone does that to a comment :P
    __________

    Haha, me too.

  • GoldenGal9311

    This is just too much.

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    Fuck ZT, I believed him for once and he betrayed me. That lying, cheating bastard. D:<

  • StarLight24

    Lilly said:
    Yes, we better have at least one epic late night post :P
    And she said she would try to get on more
    —-
    No at least 5 xD. lol. Good she better =]

  • Anonymous

    wowwww! This lady is like totally wacked on something, i mean rlly jonas doing drugs and having twins wtf! hahhaha wow she needs some help!

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    LMAO yeah…
    That’s what I get for living in the red line
    __________
    In the Earth’s belly :B
    —–
    Hahaha yeah, full of mint ice cream
    0.O see?!
    *points to self as she quotes Kingsley* TRAUMATIZED.

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:28 pm
    Doom said:
    hahahahahahahahaha

    :|

    lol.

    ___

    Hey Doom. the found that poor girl >_<

  • Anonymous

    if this is true i will never look @ them the same way :/

  • Anonymous

    SHE’S SWEARING ON HER JOB BECAUSE SHE DOESNT ACTUALLY WORK FOR THEM. SHE’S A DUMBASS. GTFO. People really need to get their own lives. Just leave them alone, seriously.

  • Anonymous

    all i have to say to this is wtf…

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahahaha comm’on people do you actually beilive this ?!? HELLOOOO !!!!
    she’s so dummm LOL
    “I swear on my gob” haha i can bet she’s a crazy jobless that has nothing to do with her life! XD

  • weirdo

    This is insane!!

  • StarLight24

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    YES!
    like, joe has a sercet lover that lives in ohio.
    —-
    lmao xD. I swear her voice sounds familiar. I’ve heard it before. I think she’s an actress or a singer or reality tv star. Idk. It just sounds so familiar to me.

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:28 pm
    Doom said:
    hahahahahahahahaha

    :|

    lol.

    ___

    Hey Doom. the found that poor girl >_<

  • Anonymous

    disclaimer *don’t throw objects please*

    i know people are gonna be like “DON’T BRING MILEY INTO THIS SHUTUP”, i think this the perfect opportunity to point out the ridiculous double-standards female vs. male hollywood scandals.

    so (not saying this 100% true!) joe is the father of twins. let’s say miley got pregnant. same thing? yes. they would both be parents. who’s at fault with joe’s the thing? the girl? OF COURSE. it was miley, definitely her fault, cause she’s “soooo” promiscuous. such a double standard. if this were a post about miley and a possible pregnancy, you know this would have over 2,000 comments. but a drug problem and the possible fathering of twins?! ahhh, just under 500. typical post about jb. HA, it’s ridiculous.

    i’m not saying what the “assistant” said about jb is true*
    rumors are started all the time, take miley for instance, and she gets branded based off of these rumors. why not brand the jb? OH NO! they’re not at fault. they’re angels. who cares? let them do what they want. yeah, but miley, OH NO!!! she can’t do what she wants, she’s a ROLE MODEL. lock her up.

    DOUBLE STANDARDS PEOPLE.

    that is all (:

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Daydreamer….. said:

    I want to be in Hawaii by the ocean sipping a pina colada. Who’s with me?
    ________________________

    Where have you been? It took me a while to realize you were on here!

  • Daydreamer…..

    today was epic.
    but im off to bed. goodnight. :)

    Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite. xD

  • Anonymous

    LOL.

  • letsgetgleeky

    letsgetgleeky said:

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    letsgetgleeky said:

    hey i made 3 icons from the new miley bikini pics! reply if you like/use them :)

    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    http://i45.tinypic.com/2mwtnoy.png
    http://i47.tinypic.com/ix493d.jpg
    -
    oh hey these are really good! :D

    ——-
    thanks! ‘cept for i just realized i posted one of them twice :| lol i meant to post this one too!
    http://i50.tinypic.com/262y4q9.jpg
    -
    haha i like them!
    may i have one?
    —–
    of course :) thats why i made them! let me know if you want any made for you, im bored so ill make some :p

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    peacelovehearts said:
    _huajaichumpoo said:
    K.F.D.M.S lover said:

    how twitter name is MileyIsLegit
    ________________________

    Peacelovehearts or something like that.
    ——-
    That would be me.. (:
    ____
    iknow it i was just making sure
    iam following you

  • thecolordecays.

    Your Mom Was Here said:

    I have a headache from laughing too hard!

    How are you, love?
    __________
    lol epic day :D
    I’m kinda frustrated, I’m trying to reply but the computer and the keyboard I’m using are a fail.
    how bout you?:D

    You’ve missed a lot, girl!

    Oh bumber…you need to throw them out the window!

  • Anonymous

    alsdjf;lajsfl ahahahahahahaha

    thats the biggest load of bullshit i have ever heard. why would a personal assitant hear her friends talk about one radio show and go “you know, i like these guys, i think i’ll call and spread total lies about the Jonas Brothers.” she’s probably some unemployed wack-job that wants so much attention that she will got to the extremes of lying. and she won’t tell who has a drug problem and blabs that joe is a father?! Jesus Christ this woman is from a mental institution. I swear on my job she’s mentally unstable and desperate for attention.

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    *applaud* for Demi.
    Well done, my friend.

  • Melissa=)

    _huajaichumpoo said:

    We’re being “JoBro-ed”, man!
    =============
    I KNEW IT!!!
    ______________________

    Gotcha!

    *someone replied to me today* Thanks.
    ===============
    hehe. no problem. ;)

  • StarLight24

    MileyIsBestest said:
    Hai Starlight!!!
    —-
    Hello MIB =]. How are you?

  • iloveyouux

    To much BS for one day OU.

  • xCookieMuffin

    You guys remember that thing with Nick’s eyes recently? Like “allergies” from a “cat”? Well, I know from personal experience, that when you snort cocaine, your eyes will swell and become red and sometimes have dark circles under them. I said it when it first happened. He’s CRAZY skinny and is always tapping his nose, snorting/sniffing in interviews. Classic cocaine usage signs.

    Deny it all you want, but the facts are there.

    Kevin seems too good for that type of thing. I also said in the past that Kevin was a Jonas fan’s only hope. Joe and Nick are lost causes, consumed by fame. God help them.
    —–
    Soo Nicks a druggy and Joe got laid?

  • Jason

    i was about to say chelsea Staub is the mother but she doesn’t have anywhere to put the baby :|

  • Anonymous

    Demi speak the truth!!! Joe is an jerk who had his dad call you!!!

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Heh… yeah my computer’s a betch when it comes to live chats
    Hahah well I’ve had worse…but I’ll just tell you I was at the mall and it was REALLY crowded today and I was trying to get away from people because they were kinda invading my personal space…and this betch comes up to me with a mint ice cream and bumps me…guess what happened to my white shirt…Thank God it was only the sleeve, but still I had to go to the bathroom , wash the ice cream off and dry my shirt with the hand dryer just like Mr. Bean :)
    ___________
    daaaaaaaaaamn, that sucks :| Thanks god for this post then lol :P
    But bitch the mint ice cream will come to haunt you in the enddd…

  • picstoburn

    DAMN it’s 8:30 already? lol im soo into the post (;

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    “ITS THE BEST DAY EVER”

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    Call me bipolar, but I’m always complaining ’cause OU is dead as hell and now that half the world is here I am complaining ’cause it takes 2345 hours for me to read all of your commets
    Haha…oh

  • Lj

    okay im not saying I believe in this at all…
    but In a weird way I want joe jonas to be a father just because his baby(s) would be SO DARN CUTE!

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    If they know the woman is having twins; then they would also be able to determine paternity. Why the wait for three weeks? This story is such bullshit and 100% a joke.

    I think “someone” is pissed that Jemi is over and wants to make Joe look bad.
    ——
    I was like wtf the whole time…seriously?
    Wether it’s caused by Jemi or not, it sounds like rehearsed BS…
    And LOL at the pants talk…people are just…

  • livindalife

    May 24, 2010 @ 06:09 pm
    ImNotAnnoying3.0 said:

    Everyone needs slow the down before I cut a motherfucker!
    ———–
    I love how everytime you comment, you must use the word ‘motherfucker’.

  • letsgetgleeky

    heading to the jemi breakup post now..

  • Daydreamer…..

    Well damn, I have to leave. Bye all!
    Bye dearest Huajai. We shall meet again! lmao

  • Anonymous

    I love how she swears on her job, the one she ‘swears’ she has, when people are being honest and telling the truth they swear on things like their life. Oh, and I swear on my BMW 6 series convertible, that none of you can see, that I have kissed Joe Jonas.

  • picstoburn

    aww jemi is really over lmao.
    it’s soo weird how demi is so open about it.

  • thecolordecays.

    Your Mom Was Here said:

    Today is not your day!
    Aww…poor bebe!
    _________
    :’( do you have a cookie?

    I have a dog cookie!

  • Anonymous

    so nick got selena pregnant and that why she in in europe hiding her pregnancy and the movie is probably a lie that why her face look so shubby. lol jk

  • SheBangss

    NOT possible.
    Lies,she probably lying.
    But you NEVER know.

  • blingbling


    lmao Sorry, that was my bashing buddy back in the Nelena days. xD
    _
    Cool.

  • Anonymous

    There are millions of nutjobs running around out there loose and this crazy bitch is just one of them.

  • Anonymous

    if she wasn’t in a contract that stated she couldn’t speak on matters involving them, she could do whatever she wants. she could get in ALOT of trouble though unless her time is up. this is all fake.

  • thecolordecays.

    xCookieMuffin said:

    There are so many crazy rumors flying around today. I’d like to clear a few things up. First, Joe and I did split but it wasn’t over the phone. Things didn’t work out but we’ll remain friends. Secondly, I am NOT dating anybody already. Nothing is more important to me than the relationship I have with my fans.. Just thought you guys should know this.

    Here we go agian… *-*

    Boring!

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Melissa=) said:
    today was epic.
    but im off to bed. goodnight. :)
    ______
    goodnight and sweat dreams

  • karaaa

    BULL SHIT!

    this lady is a physco wanna be assistant that probably had a daughter that liked them and they ripped her off in some way shape or form, and shes trying to make them seem like bad guys, theres no way. point blank.

  • Anonymous

    Lol Joe really did unfollow Perez.

    Fuck.
    Why do you have to make me speculate now, Joe.

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    Well, what a EPIC week we have here?

  • I’mCute:SNoShit

    Ah, our secret’s out :O Well, in case you’re wondering, I’m in my 2nd month,7 more to go… And yes, JayJay and I are engaged ^^

    Should I call KISS 107, as they believe all bullshit they hear,maybe they’ll believe this xD

  • oliviakristin

    seriously, seriously, seriously.

    who in the hell would do this shit.
    you must have nothing to do with your
    life if you have to call into a damn radio
    station and make up lies just to get yourseld noticed.

    get a damn life, real jonas fans would
    know that this is not true.

    and all of you bitches that dont agree with me shut the fuck up, cause i really dont give
    a damn about yalls opinions.

  • Anonymous

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:24 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Pretty sure Joe is writing a blog out there and he is ready to give ‘his side of the story’…
    Thsi camp tour is way more interesting right now right ?

    ———-

    I’m pretty sure they’re going over damage control. Or at least Papa J is. Nick’s probably fuming behind his phone.

    Joe’s probably laughing at how ridiculous these stories are. He’ll probably let it ride out for a bit longer for the fun of it.

    —-
    Don’t forget about Kevin, teeniefan.

    He’s probably in Jersey, boning his wife, not giving two shits about any of it.

    Go Kevin.

  • StarLightSTARbright

    First, Joe and I did split but it wasn’t over the phone. Things didn’t work out but we’ll remain friends

    YES YES YES YES YES.

    NO NO NO NO NO.
    well see how that turns out in a couple months.

    idk what it is about you dems, but for a couple months now you irk me like crazy.

  • Anonymous

    lets talk about something other than disney stars fucked up lives.

    anyone have any embarassing/funny period stories you would like to share? they always make me laugh

    random! haha

    one of my friends got her period in school and it went through her pants. she was almost in tears but all of us girls were saying how it happens to all of us and not to be ashamed. then a guy saw it and started making fun of her. the girl who got her period reluctantly told her boyfriend why she was in such a bad mood and he said “if he says anything to you like that again, ill make sure he starts his time of the month” hahaha

  • Ms.Joe Jonas

    OMJ!!like I’m going 2 beleive her!!she is such a crazy woman or u can say more than crazy!!!!IF JOE “IS” A FATHER HE WOULD AND MUST TELL HIS FANS!!!In fact HE DIDN’T GET MARRIED YET!?! SHE IS SUCH A B**** 4 SAYING THIS!!!

  • Anonymous

    5/24/2010 Epic.

  • blingbling

    MOOD.

  • livindalife

    Livindalife!!!!! HI! lol
    ——–
    Oh my jizzle!
    Yo!
    How’ve you been! Long time no talk! :)))

  • Isabella

    this is a total lie she must be bored with her life and if she was their assistant she is so fired haha

  • Lilly

    At least Demi told us straight up

  • Camz

    “i swear on my job that this is all true.”

    because her job is most likely cleaning bathrooms at a truck stop.

  • peacelovehearts

    xxgloriabieberx said:
    and maybe taylor swift is gonna go shoot the president LMAFO
    ——–
    Is it wrong that i got somewhat excited when i read this? :P
    -
    YES!
    shoot yourself with your own pickle, nobody should deserves to get shot! :P only with pickles.
    ——-
    Long range pickle gun towards white house? I think so! :D

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    Woahhhhh!!!!..This is crazy!!.. Completley false, do not believe a word she is saying. Not smart and not funny.
    —-
    Yah…don’t worry I’m the woman’s sister and I have a purple pony…that flies ;)

  • karaaa

    BULL CRAP.

    this lady is a physco wanna be assistant that probably had a daughter that liked them and they ripped her off in some way shape or form, and shes trying to make them seem like bad guys, theres no way. point blank.

  • Daydreamer…..

    Haha I MISSED YOU GUYS! Winter of ’09 – 10 was great. A lot of late night posts. And I was over Oceanup for a while. Waaaay too much drama, but I decided to come back on to see what you guys are up to.
    ———-
    Well honestly, you haven’t miss much. OU kinda be dying since Feb but it’s good to have you back. I’ve been hoping more old users come back during the summertime :)
    —-
    Really? lol Wow, that sucks. Oh well. Today has been pretty damn crazy. I can see that. And I love your new Zac icon! :P Ah-mazing.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    poor demi

  • Your Mom Was Here

    Epic day on OU and I have to be in this lame ass computer. FML
    —-
    Ugh, that sucks
    Yeah, I didn’t have the best day ever, but this OU put a smile on my face today
    Huh-larh-ias
    _______
    I know :( It sucks A LOT. The keyboard is a mess.
    you had a bad day? :( whassamatter

  • ThatAwkwardHershey

    That woman is going down. I will rip her head off right now. Better watch out old lady. I’m coming after you. Don’t fu.ck with me or Joe or any of these fans.
    ——–
    excuse me?
    ——-
    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Can this post get any better?

  • your mom was here

    Hello, I’m Joe’s daughter

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    I’m gone I gotta wash my skin!~ see ya laterz

  • picstoburn

    Julianna
    May 24, 2010 @ 05:30 pm
    Julianna said:

    I couldn’t sleep. can’t stay away from Ou with all of this

    what time is it where you live??? lol

  • Doom

    Twitter died on me.

  • weirdo

    Well if this is true………..

  • Lilly

    I really hope they remind friends

  • Daydreamer…..

    I want to be in Hawaii by the ocean sipping a pina colada. Who’s with me?
    ________________________

    Where have you been? It took me a while to realize you were on here!

    Hiiii, I’m glad people are remembering me when I say hi. I was expecting, “Who the hell are you?!” lol And I took a LONG oceanup break after February. How about you? How is everything?

  • trenton.

    Why in the hell would one of the Jonas Brothers assistants honestly call a radio station and reveal their secrets? Wouldn’t she be afraid of losing her job?
    What a fucking liar.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Daydreamer….. said:
    Well damn, I have to leave. Bye all!
    Bye dearest Huajai. We shall meet again! lmao
    ______
    bye

  • LoveIsOnItsWay.

    Joe is Father & Iam the Mother.

  • MileyIsBestest

    5-24-10
    A day that will go down in OU history (;

    That has already been said. :)
    ___

    My apologies
    —-
    We’ll let it slip this time!
    ___

    Okay thanks. I appreciate it
    —-
    All good, it’s all good!

  • Lilly

    Giiiirl, you have a twitter? I do too! DO you mind if I follow you?
    And I know, Katie begged me to change it back. xD I still owe her three wishes.
    ———–
    Np, it’s http://twitter.com/SillyLillyy

  • Melissa=)

    I want to be in Hawaii by the ocean sipping a pina colada. Who’s with me?
    =====================
    “If you like Pina Coladas
    and getting caught in the rain…”

  • AlwaystheTruth

    picstoburn said:

    damn joe is not twiting anything :|
    ———————-
    he will tweet! probably not today…

  • blingbling

    He has his father’s eyes.

  • MileyIsBestest

    peacelovehearts said:

    I hope OceanUp this summer is like today.. (:

    —-
    Meee too!!!

  • Daydreamer…..

    I want to be in Hawaii by the ocean sipping a pina colada. Who’s with me?
    ________________________

    Where have you been? It took me a while to realize you were on here!

    Hiiii, I’m glad people are remembering me when I say hi. I was expecting, “Who the hell are you?!” lol And I took a LONG oceanup break after February. How about you? How is everything?
    _____________________________

    I’m good. How could I forget you? You were the one who told me to get an account. You had a Molly Ringwald icon and I called you Molly

    Yeah, I remember! Good times. I love your account name and your icon. I did good. Hmm, I wonder if my official name now is Miley or Jeannie.

  • Your Love is my Drug

    The video doesn’t work for me … Does anyone want to give me a summary of what it contains?

    3 weeks? What does that mean? =\

    An unknown Jonas Brother has a drug problem. Joe is a father to twins. the Paternity test comes back in 3 weeks.

  • jt710

    Julianna said:
    I couldn’t sleep. can’t stay away from Ou with all of this.
    ———
    ikr?

  • MileyIsBestest

    I give her props for admitting its rumours, but then again, she could just be doing it for attention, but whatever.

  • ImNotAnnoying3.0

    Everyone needs slow the down before I cut a motherfucker!
    ———–
    I love how everytime you comment, you must use the word ‘motherfucker’.
    ——
    Not every time, motherfucker.

  • Anonymous

    This woman sounds like she is the one with the drug problem.

  • Your Love is my Drug

    wait so the Jobros rep officialy denied these?

  • lara

    a little general are we? There are lots of people who don’t take drugs and aren’t losers and who do sex and aren’t ugly.

  • Anonymous

    Why do you guys think this is crazy? You think it’s not possible? Because it is. You’re delusional to think they’d never do drugs or have sex. Of course they do. They’re famous. EVERYONE gets high unless you’re just a fucking loser with no life. Everyone has sex unless you’re ugly as hell. Get with it, kiddies.

    This shit is probably true as hell. We’ll see, I guess.

  • Anonymous

    Waaah to everything that happened lately…
    What in the world happened today?

  • Anonymous

    wtf? hahah that was So funny
    she’s fucking crazy

  • livindalife

    I adore how OceanUP entitles her as, “Crazy Woman”.

  • Caroline

    wow. if you believe this lady, go to a couseler and get some help or something.

  • _herecomestrouble.

    AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
    joe, whens the due date?
    LMFAO. such bs.

  • musiciseverything

    hi musiciseverything . long time no see

    Yo! What’s up? :D
    __

    o.o according to OU, the end of the world XD lol. whats up with you?

    Lol. My head is spinning from today. I can’t handle it anymore. :P

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:02 pm
    musiciseverything said:
    hi musiciseverything . long time no see

    Yo! What’s up? :D
    __

    o.o according to OU, the end of the world XD lol. whats up with you?

    Lol. My head is spinning from today. I can’t handle it anymore. :P

    ___

    What do you think the next news will be? five dollars says Zac Efron comes out of the closet.

    (I kid, i kid)

  • JesziV.

    HOT DAYUMMM said:

    JesziV.
    IA.
    Joe seems really twitchy… and easily distracted.
    And duh, Joe has boners ALL THE TIME.

    Right! So it’s either he has ADD and is addicted to his Ritalin, because that’s what my sister did, or he’s on something. I feel so wrong for even coming up with these predicaments but it makes PERFECT sense.

    AND HE REALLY DOES. Maybe he’s taking Viagra too, lls.

  • tismarilynj

    I will never fault in believing that jonas are good wholesome wonderful boys. I love them. The world is going to come to an end due to the amount of idiots

  • mysweetobsession

    Crazy Woman? :|

  • Anonymous

    i was about to say chelsea Staub is the mother but she doesn’t have anywhere to put the baby :|
    ___
    there is two places she could put them though…There is plenty room there…

  • Lilly

    Whichever JB likes to do drug is welcome to get high with me ;)

  • GoldenGal9311

    xoxokatie8 said:

    Maybe this chick is Demi’s mom in disguise.
    lmfao
    ___________

    Hahaha!

  • Anonymous

    YEAH IM SURE ONE OF THEM HAS A DRUG PROBLEM. THATS JUST RIDICULOUS THEY ARE SUCH NICE GENTLEMEN AND JOE WOULD DEFINITELY NOT GET A GIRL PREGNANT THATS JUST THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF THEM. LIKEE WTF IS THIS LADY SAYINGG ? I THINKK SHE SHOULD GET HER FACTS STRIGHT THAN TALK ON THE RADIO.

  • Anonymous

    Joe today is YOUR day LOL.

  • mhmm .

    Even if it is true, what would be the point in hating them? They’re human beings. Us fans like them for their music, we shouldn’t care about their personal lives. I hope Nick is okay… if he’s the one with the drug problem then I’ll be really worried…. I’m in love with that boy.

  • weirdo

    I really don’t believe any of this shizzz

  • Mica

    escuchame, qué?

  • Lilly

    GoldenGal9311 said:

    BTW, what is this woman’s point anyway? Like, does she want money or something?
    ————
    That’s what I want to know, why risk your job over nothing?

  • KeepTheFaith

    I am great too! Even better with these rumous haha! I hope your head is okay!

    Yeah, lol. These stories are quite hysterical. And my head will be fine, thank you. :)

  • picstoburn

    damn joe is not twiting anything :|

    __
    today is not a good day lol.
    I am pretty sure jonas management had serious talk with him and demi today.
    Their relationship shouldnt interfere anymore.
    People make a big deal about it..

    but i miss his random twits :(

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    UGH…to much news…is it all BS? Or is it all true? IDK but I’m glad I have OceanUP to see me through these tought times

  • Jason

    whatta PERV

  • Your Love is my Drug

    The drug when was the funniest. Imagine Nick on drugs…o 0

    i had a dream i got drunk with him once. he started doing the hoedown throedown on a table. it was pretty surreal.

  • Sweetdisposition?

    Dangerpears. said:

    Okay, why do I hear a Robin Thicke song in this video? o.O
    ——

    <3 I love Robin Thicke
    ----
    Me too, I love Robin Thicke :)

  • AlwaystheTruth

    Melissa=) said:

    i really cant stop laughing.

    who do you think the mother is?
    —————–
    taylor! lol

  • HOLAA

    LOL!!!
    :S
    dis bitch!

  • peacelovehearts

    HOT DAYUMMM said:
    peacelovehearts
    Miley has love handles now?
    LMAO
    ——–
    You know you’re jealous. -___-

  • jt710

    this is how the jonas brothers stay in the spotlight…

  • Anonymous

    this lady is full of shit, ok she swears on her job……yeah because that’s not really her job. and she wouldn’t be so rude about their pants or w/e if she was their assistant

  • Anonymous

    I know its BS but I want it to be true soooo BAD.

  • Almost Blue

    Lmfao. Bullshit.
    Who has time to do stuff like this?

  • Julianna

    Today I bought a bikini just because it was from the OP and it had a big Dianna Agron picture… she modeling form them..

  • Anonymous

    You guys just automatically dismiss it like you KNOW it’s not true. You don’t know. You know what image you’ve built in your head. Heck, you probably still think Nick and Joe are virgins. SO naive.

    This woman sounded one hundred per cent sure of herself. She didn’t mess up. She didn’t hesitate. She sounded like she KNEW what she was talking about. It’s very suspicious and falls exactly into the dirty secrets of Hollywood thing.

    How else would you explain why Kevin went from Mr. Chubby to as thin as he is now in two months? My guess is he got some of Chelsea Staub’s coke. And it’s possible that Joe picked up a random chick and fucked her. Who wouldn’t if you have women throwing themselves at you?

    There was a rumor a couple years ago about Kevin and Joe bringing “fans” back into their hotel rooms in New York. During the Look Me in the Eyes Tour.

    All I’m saying is that this is very possible and you shouldn’t dismiss it until you know for sure.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Whichever JB likes to do drug is welcome to get high with me ;)
    —-
    Smh…. Lilly….

  • thecolordecays.

    Dangerpears. said:

    Okay, why do I hear a Robin Thicke song in this video? o.O
    ——

    <3 I love Robin Thicke

    As do I!
    But it was just weird!

  • Anonymous

    AHAHHAHAHAHAH .

    alright , one of two things happened :

    she’s a drunk hater who has nothing better to do than call into a random radio station and talk shit.

    orrr ,

    she WAS their assistant, got fired, and this is her revenge. Making up random stuff that only stupid, fake jonas brothers fans would believe.

    I still love them more than anything.

  • Your Love is my Drug

    The drug when was the funniest. Imagine Nick on drugs…o 0

    Haha seriosuly

  • picstoburn

    Melissa=) said:

    i really cant stop laughing.

    who do you think the mother is?
    —————–
    taylor! lol
    —-
    lol…….

  • HOLAA

    On the up side, joe would make a awesome father
    Today is such a crazzy dayy

  • Anonymous

    i say drug problem is kevin.
    and i seriously don’t doubt this.

  • B.

    Jesus Christ ¬¬

  • Anonymous

    Papa jonas is gonna have a heart ATTACK tonight I swear…

  • musiciseverything

    I seriously need to get off this site. Bye guys. :D

  • Charlotte-x-

    i really cant stop laughing.

    who do you think the mother is?
    -
    Chloe Bridges.

  • K2Rocks

    I hate all this drama… Like seriously people should leave them ALONE… Jemi is over it’s sad but not our business.. but seriously father of twins .. Incredible people in this world

  • Anonymous

    I kinda believe it, the woman didn’t stutter and do you remember when the Jonas mother was like ” no matter what my childrendo i will always love them and everyone makes mistakes” she was just setting this all up…

  • Melissa=)

    i really cant stop laughing.

    who do you think the mother is?
    —————–
    taylor! lol
    =================
    hahaha! i knew they were gettin it in. ;)

  • GoldenGal9311

    Your Love is my Drug said:

    Too much for one day. OMG.
    _________

    Haha, ikr?

  • Lilly

    MileyIsBestest said:

    Whichever JB likes to do drug is welcome to get high with me ;)
    —-
    Smh…. Lilly….
    ———-
    I’m just being friendly to a fellow stoner ;)

  • Brittany

    That lady is CRAZY!! I can’t believe someone would make up something as stupid as that! Come on, really?!?!

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    Hm..
    Do you remember when britney and the BSB’s
    closest assistants, even some of their FAMILY members
    SPILLED on all the crazy shit they did?!
    This could VERY well be true.

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    Well said, my friend.
    The mother is probably that Candice Accola chick,
    that’s been following JB around lately -_-

  • Hannah-NickJonasLover!

    You’re So naive if you Believe That Nonecents!!, it’s Obviously Some Crazy Lady That is against the Jonas Brothers & would make up that stuff to make them look bad, and disapoint thier fans! Obviously That Radio host that was talking to her is So naive to believe That!!! I Believe The’re Not Like That!!!! Because i’m a true Jonas Bro fan!!!! Thier Nice wonderful people, & they would never do that stuff!!!! Nick Doesn’t have a drug problem!!! And Joe does Not Have twins!!! that is just bizzar!! That Lady is just Crazy!!! YOU & THAT LADY HAVE EVERYTHING WRONG!!!

  • Melissa=)

    i feel really bad for joe right now :|

    ___

    To be honest, I do too >_<
    =================
    me too. now hes gonna have to adress the rumors and all.
    but its still pretty funny.

  • MileyIsBestest

    HOT DAYUMMM said:

    Now that I think about it….
    that lady was probably paid by Papa J,
    for some new publicity scam he’s working on -_-
    ——
    Lol what a horrible father!

  • xxgloriabieberx

    AND MAYBE DEMI IS GUNNA HAVE TRIPLETS WITH THE 30 YEAR OLD GUY REALLY OCEANUP DO U REALLY THINK WERE THAT STUPID TO BELIVE THIS CRAZY OLD BAT LIKE DEMI SAID RUMORS AND LIES ARE CALLED RUMORS AND LIES FOR A REASON

  • StarLightSTARbright

    GoldenGal9311 said:

    Jessicuhh. said:

    I feel like i’m in the freaking twilight zone.
    ______________

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y
    -
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WudBfRa0ETw

  • hey_foolios

    I take a nap and come back to Nick on drugs, Joe having twins, and PapaJonas doing break ups?!

    why the fuck does all this pop up on OU when I’m gone?!

    haha

    This is so funny.

    Did you guys hear about Demi’s friend saying Joe’s a puss.y?!

  • JesziV.

    Unfortunately, Joe has been battling Vicodin addiction on and off for about 2 years.
    He tried to quit and focus on working out, but it’s hard for him.

    Please don’t judge him, Joe is a beautiful person who’s loyalty and devotion to his friends and family are what sets him apart from everybody else..this is just a very sad situation and Joe’s family will be there for him and will handle it.

    Don’t worry ,guys.

    Hey Papa J, good to see you’re doing your daily creepin’.

  • GoldenGal9311

    Melissa=) said:

    is it bad that im still laughing? hahaha.
    _____________

    I’m still laughing too. This is just too random.

  • picstoburn

    picstoburn said:
    i feel really bad for joe right now :|

    ___

    To be honest, I do too >_<
    ——-
    ehhh,even if it true,it’s really non of our business.

  • Anonymous

    i don’t know what to believe!
    she sounded 110% sure of herself and knew what she could say and what she couldn’t. on the other hand, i can’t imagine the boys doing all this and not getting caught by anybody. they have fans everywhere! ughh i just don’t know. part of me wants to believe that they are as good as they come off to be, but they seem TOO perfect. hmm…

  • muffy1013

    I just realized everyone is changing their icon pic every second

  • hey_foolios

    I take a nap and come back to Nick on drugs, Joe having twins, and PapaJonas doing break ups?!

    why the fuck does all this pop up on OU when I’m gone?!

    haha

    This is so funny.

    Did you guys hear about Demi’s friend saying Joe’s a puss.y?!

  • Anonymous

    i feel really bad for joe right now :|


    ugh, me too! imagine the stuff he’s getting tweeted to him right now.. :/ demi too.

    i know /: like leave him alone. and i never thought i said this,people should leave demi alone too.

    ___________
    everything is getting RIDICULOUS lol

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    Your Love is my Drug
    ikr?
    sad…
    a lot of them have new accounts though, with a dif UN…
    but then again, a lot don’t ):

    JonasandMileyPones
    Really?
    I slightly preferred Niley to Nelena

  • JonasandMileyPones

    flashback?
    http://oceanup.com/2010/02/27/cutest-celebrity-baby-poll
    it’s too bad the Jemi baby was the ugliest of them all

    ______

    Nelena was the cutest.

  • Anonymous

    Does anyone find it funny all there “secrets” are coming out at once? I think Perez hit a nerve with his phone call thing so Papa Jonas is sending out a bunch of crazy today so everyone thinks its all bs.
    He prob had that lady call the station. And leaked different stuff so Joe doesnt go back into fan hate mode like post Taylor Swift

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    JesziV.
    You’re right, it’s gotta be Joe.
    Nick would never risk his health like that.
    And the lady said it was someone who wasn’t married…
    so Kevin is out of the question.
    So the only viable option is Joe… or Frankie xD

  • JesziV.

    HOT DAYUMMM said:

    JesziV.
    I believe it.
    And anyone who dismisses this right off the bat, is a fool.
    This could very well be true.
    This is 99′/00′ all over again.

    I kind of do as well. I think it’s Kevin and Joe. Because Nick .. I don’t know, he just doesn’t rub me off as someone who’d do something so crazy. I don’t think he’s a virgin, but I don’t think he’s into drugs. Plus if he was on drugs, wouldn’t that affect his body in some way? And that’s pretty risky, since he has diabetes and all. Like I know that has nothing to do with drugs, but I don’t think he’d risk his health like that. But I could so see Joe fucking the living hell out of some chick. And although I love Kevin, I could kind of see him poppin’ pills or something. I’m hoping none of this is true but ..

  • Your Love is my Drug

    i was about to say chelsea Staub is the mother but she doesn’t have anywhere to put the baby :|

    huh?

  • Anonymous2498

    People that believe this are stupid because why would Nick have a drug problem and Joe twins. Put the contex clues together people this lady is lying and is trying to get publicity for starting rumor, rumors that are completely untrue. If you believe this lady you are the crazy one.

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    I believe it.
    She didn’t stutter.
    She didn’t falter.
    She sounded 100% sure of herself.

  • Anonymous

    then that makes me very unsure of you.

  • Ann

    I agree. She sounded an aweful lot like Joyce ..Hmmmmmm

  • michelle

    stop u know joe is not gay stop making rumors and shit up . ts wrost all ready with this whore lying claiming that she works for jb and they are a baby daddy and druggie.we don’t need anymore rumors. we had a enough shit for one day

  • Anonymous

    hahahaha this is so funny. maybe thats y demi and joe broke up. go ahead lady swear on ur job cuz u probably dont even work for them

  • GoldenGal9311

    And LOL! at the random Robin Thicke song.

    And lol at the one with the drug problem.

    Ohhhh man. This is hilarious.

  • Sweetdisposition?

    HOT DAYUMMM said:

    Well said, my friend.
    The mother is probably that Candice Accola chick,
    that’s been following JB around lately -_-
    ——-
    The chick from the vampire diaries O.o?

  • Anonymous

    i think shes just a stupid lady who hates the jonas brothers :P

  • DaniW

    BULLSH**T

  • Anonymous

    DUDE! i dont believe this at all!

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Your Love is my Drug said:
    ……Is it bad that i kind of want it to be true?? :/
    ______
    yah
    no kidding but why

  • Anonymous

    what the heck is going on today????

  • JesziV.

    Oh and I kind of want to say Joe is the one with the drug problem, but it could be Nick. Or even Kevin.

    But after thinking about this for like, 10 seconds, how come she couldn’t say who had the drug problem, but could say Joe might be having babies?! .. Hm.

  • muffy1013

    Great more bullshit

  • wtf

    TOTAL BULL!

  • thecolordecays.

    Sweetdisposition? said:

    There’s a Robin Thicke song played at the end…funny how his songs are like the ultimate babymaking songs ;P

    His voice and music turns me on…just sayin’!

  • Anonymous

    ok first of all how would she know its twins you dont know for a long time i mean im a twin infact a identical twin and nick is a dibetic so he cant drink wow this lady is soooooooo STUPID I HATE HER SOOOOO MUCH SHE BETTER WATCH OUT FOR JONAS FANS!

  • picstoburn

    And LOL! at the random Robin Thicke song.

    And lol at the one with the drug problem.

    Ohhhh man. This is hilarious.

    so much drama today lol.

  • Anonymous

    BIG LIE! LIE LIE LIE! First of all their only personal assistant is Coach K who is a close personal friend of thiers. This woman is full of crap and sounds pretty young on the phone.

    And Joe having a drug problem??? Please. He’s super health conscious,exercises all the time and eats super healthy.

    Don’t buy into this crap people. And OceanUp should be ashamed for posting this without solid confirmation of the story.

    I hope the Jonas Brothers track her down and sue her for defamation of character.

  • StarLightSTARbright

    gosh you guys, JOE IS GOING TO BE A DAD.
    show some support.

  • Anonymous

    This woman was probably high off her rocker when she phoned in. She was hallucinating. XD

  • Anonymous

    ITS PIXIE LOTT !!! WHOS WITH ME?

    NO NO NO NO DONT FUNK WITH MY HEART =/

  • HeyYouOkayNot

    I think that crazy bitch workd for them got fired and know it’s mad and she’s telling all this stuff to fell better

  • Anonymous

    I CALL THIS TOTAL BULL CRAP THIS WOMAN IS AN ATTENTION WHORE

  • Anonymous

    I’m from Cincinnati and this same station (Kiss 107) said that it was confirmed that Joe Jonas was gay the very same day Demi confirmed Jemi was official. so yeahhhh. BS.
    hahahahaha
    P.S. I think we would of noticed if one of them had a serious drug problem.

  • Your Love is my Drug

    …Is it bad that i kind of want it to be true?? :/

    lol why?

    idk. It’d just be interesting. Over all I don’t want it to be true. but I little bit of me wouldn’t mind it.

  • Maralovelovelove

    here’s an idea…. joe and demi broke up because demi is pregnant with his twins :)

  • Charlotte-x-

    You guys just automatically dismiss it like you KNOW it’s not true. You don’t know. You know what image you’ve built in your head. Heck, you probably still think Nick and Joe are virgins. SO naive.

    This woman sounded one hundred per cent sure of herself. She didn’t mess up. She didn’t hesitate. She sounded like she KNEW what she was talking about. It’s very suspicious and falls exactly into the dirty secrets of Hollywood thing.

    How else would you explain why Kevin went from Mr. Chubby to as thin as he is now in two months? My guess is he got some of Chelsea Staub’s coke. And it’s possible that Joe picked up a random chick and fucked her. Who wouldn’t if you have women throwing themselves at you?

    There was a rumor a couple years ago about Kevin and Joe bringing “fans” back into their hotel rooms in New York. During the Look Me in the Eyes Tour.

    All I’m saying is that this is very possible and you shouldn’t dismiss it until you know for sure.
    -
    I heard that Joe has had sex with sooo many people. Even a married woman, HAHAHA. Get it, gurlll.

  • xxgloriabieberx

    and maybe taylor swift is gonna go shoot the president LMAFO

  • Charlotte-x-

    OMG ITS PIXIE LOTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    -
    omg I wish. That would be hot.

  • Your Love is my Drug

    Lets see,
    Jemi’s over
    Joe’s a dad
    Nick/Kevin/Joe is a druggie
    Demi’s dating a 30 year old.

    Im waiting for some shocking Selena News.

  • StarLightSTARbright

    xoxokatie8 said:

    I KNOW WHO THE MOTHER WILL BE !

    Sarah the stalker! Duh, that’s why she’s always following them around. She has to tell Joe the news
    -
    they had something smiliar to that in gossip girl ahaah

  • KeepTheFaith

    I’m just being friendly to a fellow stoner ;)

    I have a super headache, but you’ve managed to make me smile. :)

  • Maralovelovelove

    jt710 said:

    here’s an idea…. joe and demi broke up because demi is pregnant with his twins :
    ————————–
    nah demi does not look like she’s due in 3 WEEKS….
    maybe we should ask taylor is she knows anything about this…


    she didn’t say DUE in 3 weeks…

  • HOLAA

    I got a joe icon for this special occasion

  • Anonymous

    WTF, like seriously i would slap her if i ever met

  • Anonymous

    people are too jelous NOWADAYS
    poor fuckin’ lives

  • Anonymous

    lady is crazy. joe jonas isnt gonna be a daddd. roflcopter. im laughinggg sooo hard right now.

  • Anonymous

    Why do you guys think this is crazy? You think it’s not possible? Because it is. You’re delusional to think they’d never do drugs or have sex. Of course they do. They’re famous. EVERYONE gets high unless you’re just a fucking loser with no life. Everyone has sex unless you’re ugly as hell. Get with it, kiddies.

    This shit is probably true as hell. We’ll see, I guess.

    ——–

    You have a messed up perception of life if you think having sex and doing drugs equals having fulfilling life.

    You’re outdated on the shallowness of your own judgement.

  • lara

    This posts are pure madness!!!! Whats wrong with people!?

  • Charlotte-x-

    Im pretty sure that the one doing drugs is Nick…
    -
    He does seem like he gets stressed easily so maybe.

  • Lilly

    MileyIsBestest said:

    Whichever JB likes to do drug is welcome to get high with me ;)
    —-
    Smh…. Lilly….
    ———-
    I’m just being friendly to a fellow stoner ;)

    You know how I feel about your drug addiction Lilz! :p
    ———
    You love me and will support me no matter what ;)

  • Maralovelovelove

    Your Love is my Drug said:

    Lets see,
    Jemi’s over
    Joe’s a dad
    Nick/Kevin/Joe is a druggie
    Demi’s dating a 30 year old.

    Im waiting for some shocking Selena News

    Tell me about it! Hahahhaa

  • StarLightSTARbright

    Lhasalil said:

    What the hell – I break off from all the posts to go and have a shower and come back to this. When I went in Joe was a single man and when I came out he was the father of twins – what’s going on today? – just plain bizarre.
    -
    LMAO
    gotta love good ol’ hollywood!

  • GoldenGal9311

    Jessicuhh. said:

    I feel like i’m in the freaking twilight zone.
    ______________

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y

  • picstoburn

    i feel really bad for joe right now :|

  • Anonymous

    [5:12:02 PM] Tabitha: I cant tell you whos doing drugs… *cough* cause I forgot their names and know nothing about them *cough* but Joes having babies with some random chick *cough* cause I know his name and didn’t know he has a girlfriend *cough*

  • Anonymous

    this is so funny. in three weeks ill be looking for the paternaty results. This is BS because if it was true that lady would be sued for leaking info and prob disappear cuz Mickey Mouse dont play children

  • Sweetdisposition?

    Nooo I don’t want it to be Pixie Lott I love her and I don’t think it is, but Chandice,hmmm if she’s pregnant they’ll have to replace her or kill her off on TVD…

  • Anonymous

    OK you are right be serious about this but Demi was now the one how would be pregnant his old girl friend Camilla would be

  • MileyIsBestest

    KeepTheFaith said:

    I’m just being friendly to a fellow stoner ;)

    I have a super headache, but you’ve managed to make me smile. :)
    —–
    KeeepTheFaith!!! Hiiiii!!! :D How are you

  • Anonymous

    OK you are right be serious about this but Demi was now the one how would be pregnant his old girl friend Camilla would be

  • StarLightSTARbright

    wow, today we found out soooo much about joe!

  • Gleekedout

    We are having twin girls ;)

    This lady is full of BS.

  • Your Love is my Drug

    WHAT IF THE MOTHER WAS DEMI?!

  • Anonymous

    poor joe. AND demi. they are getting a lot of crazy stuff thrown at them today… i wouldn’t be surprised if them both commit twitter suicide and delete their twitters
    __
    It must be the chaos on the jonas world today….

  • HeyYouOkayNot

    Your Love is my Drug said:

    Lets see,
    Jemi’s over
    Joe’s a dad
    Nick/Kevin/Joe is a druggie
    Demi’s dating a 30 year old.

    Im waiting for some shocking Selena News.
    ——
    Selena Gomez’s porn video lmaoxD jkjk

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:14 pm
    picstoburn said:
    i feel really bad for joe right now :|

    ___

    To be honest, I do too >_<

  • BeSmartAboutThis

    I’m not sure who I’m writing to, but this comment is for everyone. First of all the JB are NOT saints, they are normal human beings like the rest of us. Going into fame at a somw-what early age they didnt know what they were getting themselves into, but their parents did. Now this claim about Joe being a father, Kevin and or Nick doing drugs is just crazy. First off Nick as diabetes, anyone who does drugs is putting their health at risk, but he has a disease, it will cause alot more damage and I’m sure he wouldnt put hiself or family through that. Same with Joe, he may be a bit different than his brothers but hes smart and know wrong from right. Demi is 17, for her to be pregnant would mean they had sex… Thats illegal and Joe would be put in jail because hes an adult. ‘Jemi’ was cute but theyre just better off as best friends.. Joe will make a great dad when hes married and the time is right. Thats all I have to say right now.. :)

  • letsgetgleeky

    Julianna said:

    Out of topic but I’m in love with this video *_*
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DUcESfYHJM
    ——-
    i love it! degrassi still goin strong, i wanna know what jenna’s secret is, where’s declan? so many questions :p

  • Julianna

    Out of topic but I’m in love with this video *_* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DUcESfYHJM

  • aleita20

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! HAHAHA THAS INSAAAAAAAAAAANE! WAAAAAAAY TO CRAZY!

  • Anonymous

    Drug problem-Joe

    He’s using Vicodin again.

    ———

    Where did this rumor even start?

  • Anonymous

    Drug problem-Joe

    He’s using Vicodin again.

    ———

    Where did this rumor even start?
    —-

    Wow! This rumor has been going on for awhile now
    I heard about this around the time Taylor Swift destroyed his rep and after that, he was acting strange and not himself-no energy, and got really skinny

    :/

  • peacelovehearts

    Your Love is my Drug said:
    The drug when was the funniest. Imagine Nick on drugs…o 0

    Haha seriosuly
    ——-
    I’d like to see a drunk nick who is high on crack.. that’d be quite a show.. xD

  • OMFG

    THIS IS TO MUCH DRAMA FOR ONE DAY… WOW AND FUNNY

  • Julianna

    I seriously need to get off this site. Bye guys. :D

    —————–

    ahw =( Bye!

  • jackie(:

    bull freaking crap.
    this could be any random woman. i could have called in and said that.

  • Sweetdisposition?

    There’s a Robin Thicke song played at the end…funny how his songs are like the ultimate babymaking songs ;P

  • Sweetdisposition?

    I really gotta go to sleep :/

  • Anonymous

    April Fool’s was last month or Papa Jonas went crazy and overboard with the publicity today?

  • picstoburn

    Charlotte-x-
    May 24, 2010 @ 05:04 pm
    Charlotte-x- said:

    i really cant stop laughing.

    who do you think the mother is?
    -
    Chloe Bridges.
    ——-
    ew just thinking about that makes me barf :p

  • Anonymous

    Guys… If you were a “personal assistant” you wouldn’t call the radio station trust me lol

    She obviously is lying. Instead of fighting if it’s real or not which obviously it’s fake!!! We should laugh it off cuz it’s hilarious for someone to have this much time on their hands to do something like that.

  • HeyYouOkayNot

    WTF?!?! I don’t know what to say or think

  • thecolordecays.

    JoeJonasGirl0676 said:

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:01 pm
    thecolordecays. said:

    What is Vicodin for?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Vicodin is a sexual enhancement drug for males.

    I doubt Joe needs that!

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO. thats such bull shit i love it.

  • Figaro

    I’m sorry guys. This is all my fault.

  • Anonymous

    @joejonas if i was in the same room as you, I would chuck my shoe at your face. Then call you and get my dad to laugh at you. #teamdemi

    ..I don’t know why I laughed at this.
    Oh Fans..

  • Your Love is my Drug

    ……Is it bad that i kind of want it to be true?? :/

  • harrypotterbitches

    LMFAO the drama today is awesome LOl

  • Julianna

    If your happy and you know clap your hands…

  • HOLAA

    Somebody is gonna get fired..

  • Anonymous

    Drug Problem- Nick, he’s addicted to his insulin. Someone stage an intervention. ….

    xD

  • mysweetobsession

    joe this is your day LOL

  • Charlotte-x-

    omg idk why but I am LOLing SO hard at Joe in this picture. wtf is he doing.

    http://joejonasphotos.org/displayimage.php?album=289&pos=0

  • Anonymous

    his is very funny
    CAN0T STOP LAGHIN’
    don’t belive it

  • Anonymous

    ….WTF is going on today lol

  • picstoburn

    …Is it bad that i kind of want it to be true?? :/

    lol why?

  • Anonymous

    wtf seriously, i dont want to believe and i wont.

  • thecolordecays.

    “Joe came out of the closet…he’s been bangin’ Garbo!”

  • Anonymous

    I’m from cincy and that same station (kiss 107) said it was confirmed that Joe Jonas was gay on the same exact day Jemi was confirmed. so yeahhh. BS.
    hahaha to those who believe it.
    i think we would be able to tell if one of them had a serious drug problem.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    NO way its not true

  • Anonymous

    yea there are those pics of nick where he looks high

  • Anonymous

    I would love Nick crackhead or not… Not is better though.

  • LINDZ

    JoeJonasGirl0676 said:

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:01 pm
    thecolordecays. said:

    What is Vicodin for?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Vicodin is a sexual enhancement drug for males.

    I doubt Joe needs that!

    —————-

    Vicodin is a perscription pain reliever. Like any other perscribed pain reliever, such as Tylenol 2′s, 3′s, it will make you feel high if you take more than one, but it makes you very drowsey.

    Viagra is the name of the sexual drug enhancment for men.

  • Anonymous

    Demi please tell your friends to stop calling into the radio station and saying stuff like this to mess him up. Hey joe remember DNA test & that shut this person up.

  • Anonymous

    OMG ITS PIXIE LOTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Poor Demi!

    TEAM DEMI! JOE IS A JERK (if this is true of course :)

  • iCHEETAH

    wtf.

  • StarLightSTARbright

    Anonymous said:

    You guys just automatically dismiss it like you KNOW it’s not true. You don’t know. You know what image you’ve built in your head. Heck, you probably still think Nick and Joe are virgins. SO naive.

    This woman sounded one hundred per cent sure of herself. She didn’t mess up. She didn’t hesitate. She sounded like she KNEW what she was talking about. It’s very suspicious and falls exactly into the dirty secrets of Hollywood thing.

    How else would you explain why Kevin went from Mr. Chubby to as thin as he is now in two months? My guess is he got some of Chelsea Staub’s coke. And it’s possible that Joe picked up a random chick and fucked her. Who wouldn’t if you have women throwing themselves at you?

    There was a rumor a couple years ago about Kevin and Joe bringing “fans” back into their hotel rooms in New York. During the Look Me in the Eyes Tour.

    All I’m saying is that this is very possible and you shouldn’t dismiss it until you know for sure.
    -
    im pretty sure nick is a virgin.
    he was with miley when was was like, 15 and selena wouldnt do that, she seems to goody goody.
    jeo and kevin on the other hand, no.

  • letsgetgleeky

    Julianna said:

    If your happy and you know clap your hands…

    ——
    clap! clap!

  • Anonymous

    no you dont

  • iLoveChrisBrown

    i kinda believe it.

  • letsgetgleeky

    wtf OU saying “LOL” means I’m spamming? :|

  • GoldenGal9311

    Huh?

  • jessucka

    okaaay lady

  • JesziV.

    She sounded pretty damn certain. I can’t even .. Like. Wow, DRUG PROBLEM? Joe, a fucking FATHER?! .. I want to say it’s bs but like .. Why the hell would someone just .. Call in and make up shit for no apparent reason? Like .. No.

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    JesziV.
    I believe it.
    And anyone who dismisses this right off the bat, is a fool.
    This could very well be true.
    This is 99′/00′ all over again.

  • Anonymous

    QUÉ BARBARIDAD!!

  • Your Love is my Drug

    Charlotte-x- said:

    i really cant stop laughing.

    who do you think the mother is?
    —-

    All i know is im seriously jealous of her.

  • Bre

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
    OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!! This is so fake & halarioussss! & the song that plays before & after WIN. OMG OMG OMG dying!!!

  • INeedAHero

    Why would people actually want this to be true? I just don’t understand….

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:07 pm
    INeedAHero said:
    Why would people actually want this to be true? I just don’t understand….

    ___

    Same here SkilletGirl

  • Julianna

    I really gotta go to sleep :/

    ———————–

    Me too =( I think I’m gonna get off. Today was fun :)

  • Anonymous

    this is absolute garbage. WOW. I’m pretty sure almost anyone can call in to a radio show and pretend to be someone they’re not. Come on people stop bring so gullable. This is complete non-sense. This lady is laying.

  • Charlotte-x-

    ……Is it bad that i kind of want it to be true?? :/
    -
    At first I wanted it to be true because it would be so ~scandalous but then I changed my mind. It would totally fuck up Joe’s life :/

  • harrypotterbitches

    Figaro said:

    I’m sorry guys. This is all my fault.
    ——
    LMAO

  • Lilly

    HOT DAYUMMM said:

    Hm..
    Do you remember when britney and the BSB’s
    closest assistants, even some of their FAMILY members
    SPILLED on all the crazy shit they did?!
    This could VERY well be true.
    ———-
    But if you were gonna lose you job over spilling secrets wouldn’t you sell you stories instead of telling them to a random radio station?

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    Lilly
    She’s staying anonymous for now.
    If she released her identity, then no it wouldn’t make sense.
    No one will pay a dime, unless you agree to go public…
    so people will actually believe it’s legit.

    Sweetdisposition?
    Yeah, she’s been getting super close to Joe lately o.O
    It could be Pixie though

  • AlwaystheTruth
  • Anonymous

    I kinda believe it, the woman didn’t stutter and do you remember when the Jonas mother was like ” no matter what my childrendo i will always love them and everyone makes mistakes” she was just setting this all up…

    ——–

    I can say I rode a prehistoric dinosaur across the Atlantic without stuttering too.

    And that’s a typical thing for mom’s to say. She didn’t mean “My son gets girls pregnant with twins, but it’s okay, no one’s perfect. Go buy Camp Rock on DVD!”

    NO

  • letsgetgleeky

    Anonymous said:
    I can say I rode a prehistoric dinosaur across the Atlantic without stuttering too.

    And that’s a typical thing for mom’s to say. She didn’t mean “My son gets girls pregnant with twins, but it’s okay, no one’s perfect. Go buy Camp Rock on DVD!”

    NO

    ——–
    THIS.

    YOU ARE AWESOME :)

  • GoldenGal9311

    Anonymous said:

    ITS PIXIE LOTT !!! WHOS WITH ME?

    NO NO NO NO DONT FUNK WITH MY HEART =/
    ___________

    Who?

  • crazy person.

    someone get this chick to a crazy hospital

  • Anonymous

    It’s possible i guess… it makes me wonder if thats why demi and joe broke up… is demi even the mother?? so many question….

  • Maralovelovelove

    i don’t believe this crap but i’m just saying…

  • take.it.off

    :o actually remember the other night when they were meeting fans at the road dogs game-nick had puffy eyes!!! and he also has insulin for diabetes?

    but then joe is quite bonkers and could be on drugs, i always though david henrie was a wild one too. hmmm

  • Anonymous

    This is so dumb!!

  • letsgetgleeky

    OFF TOPIC:

    but im so obsessed with this lately
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V68D-NeeJIw

    wish i’d seen it when lea and jon were in it :/

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    As ZackTaylor.ca reported exclusively first over the weekend, Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato’s relationship has taken a little “time out”!!

    Despite reports going around saying that Joe got his dad to dump Demi over the phone, ZackTaylor.ca can tell you the REAL truth thanks to our inside source close to the situation…

    “They spoke face-to-face… He didn’t get his father to do anything! Joe just wanted to calm things down for a bit and was very open and honest with Demi… It was getting too serious, too quickly for him. They still love each other, and everything will hopefully settle down soon and they will give it another try.”

    These Disney kids need to just learn to stay single and stop getting into “adult-style” relationships haha!!

  • TSLove

    “I swear on my job” What job?! Are we sure she works for them?

  • musiciseverything

    LMAO!!!

  • HeyYouOkayNot

    For you people saying this maybe it true
    it’s okay but who knows
    none of us know so stfu

  • picstoburn

    i just think she’s a attention whore,who wants her 15 mins of frame even thought we don’t know her name.

  • Lilly

    Your Love is my Drug said:

    ……Is it bad that i kind of want it to be true?? :/
    ———-
    I kinda wanted it so I could get a good laugh out of it but I would hate to have their careers ruin this way

  • thecolordecays.

    HOT DAYUMMM said:

    Well said, my friend.
    The mother is probably that Candice Accola chick,
    that’s been following JB around lately -_-

    You know how he loves the blondes!

  • AlwaystheTruth

    this is so cute http://twitpic.com/1pa4ln

  • Anonymous

    @joejonas if i was in the same room as you, I would chuck my shoe at your face. Then call you and get my dad to laugh at you. #teamdemi

    ..I don’t know why I laughed at this.
    Oh Fans..

    _____
    Me too

  • Anonymous

    thats so not true!

  • Jessicuhh.

    I feel like i’m in the freaking twilight zone.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Whichever JB likes to do drug is welcome to get high with me ;)
    —-
    Smh…. Lilly….
    ———-
    I’m just being friendly to a fellow stoner ;)

    You know how I feel about your drug addiction Lilz! :p

  • Sweetdisposition?

    Your Love is my Drug said:

    ……Is it bad that i kind of want it to be true?? :/
    —–
    Nope, I want it to be true too,lmao ;P ^^

  • jt710

    here’s an idea…. joe and demi broke up because demi is pregnant with his twins :
    ————————–
    nah demi does not look like she’s due in 3 WEEKS….
    maybe we should ask taylor is she knows anything about this…

  • Anonymous

    THIS LADY IS STUPID! ANYONE WHO IS WORKING W/ JB WOULD NEVER UNCOVER ANY INFO THEY WOULD GET FIRED AND THEY HAVE NO INFO TO UNCOVER ANYWAY!

  • Anonymous

    I believe her LOL I really hope this is true!!! Hilarious! No wonder Kevin snores! That’s the cocaine!

  • xoxokatie8

    I KNOW WHO THE MOTHER WILL BE !

    Sarah the stalker! Duh, that’s why she’s always following them around. She has to tell Joe the news

  • Anonymous

    Poor Mama J’s heart.

  • peacelovehearts

    Anonymous said:
    OMG ITS PIXIE LOTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Poor Demi!

    TEAM DEMI! JOE IS A JERK (if this is true of course :)
    ——-
    Who the hell is this pixie chick that OU keeps posting?

  • picstoburn

    ..Is it bad that i kind of want it to be true?? :/

    lol why?

    idk. It’d just be interesting. Over all I don’t want it to be true. but I little bit of me wouldn’t mind it
    —–
    me too.idk this lady is too crazy though.

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahahahahahaha wow crazy lady wanted attention

  • Rich Port

    LMFAO! ROFL! OMG THIS WOMAN MADE MY DAY! LOL!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    THIS IS ALL JUST TOO MUCH JONAS HEADLINES FOR ONE DAY AND I DON’T BELIEVE ANY OF THEM

  • Maralovelovelove

    poor joe. AND demi. they are getting a lot of crazy stuff thrown at them today… i wouldn’t be surprised if them both commit twitter suicide and delete their twitters.

  • Maralovelovelove

    poor joe. AND demi. they are getting a lot of crazy stuff thrown at them today… i wouldn’t be surprised if them both commit twitter suicide and delete their twitters.

  • Charlotte-x-

    Oh and I kind of want to say Joe is the one with the drug problem, but it could be Nick. Or even Kevin.

    But after thinking about this for like, 10 seconds, how come she couldn’t say who had the drug problem, but could say Joe might be having babies?! .. Hm.
    -
    Bulldozer do pot and Joe lives with some of them so I’m guessing it’s him. Nick could of tried it too so IDK.

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    May 24, 2010 @ 05:11 pm
    xoxokatie8 said:
    I KNOW WHO THE MOTHER WILL BE !

    Sarah the stalker! Duh, that’s why she’s always following them around. She has to tell Joe the news

    ___

    Today you win at life wafflelover XD

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Your Love is my Drug said:
    …Is it bad that i kind of want it to be true?? :/

    lol why?

    idk. It’d just be interesting. Over all I don’t want it to be true. but I little bit of me wouldn’t mind it.
    ______
    yah put its not good like with twins and all its something that will rowen there lives so ihope its not

  • JonasandMileyPones

    Yeah, no deal.

  • StarLightSTARbright

    congrats joe!

  • Anonymous

    Yeah I heard this earlier today… bad news day if you are joe jonas!!! hahaha I wonder if there is any truth to it????? This would be super SCANDAL!!!

  • Lilly

    Funniest thing ever
    Can’t wait till it’s three week from now :P

  • jt710

    wow. went to a jemi website. they are pissed haha. ones said they were and I quote “crying and shaking” over the news…

  • Anonymous

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OK

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    I can’t wait for ZT’s and Perez’s report on all of this!

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    hi musiciseverything . long time no see

  • picstoburn

    damn now im waiting for the selena news.

    “selena is actually a lesbian” -.-

  • luvkateluv

    8O omg, this is big news! i know it might not be true, but it’s a possibility…ahhhhhh!

  • Your Love is my Drug

    OMG IM DYING. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • ILoveTaylorSwift

    Is it bad.. that I kinda believe it? :\

  • JonasandMileyPones

    Now THIS IS NEWS!

    Not that tweeting bullcrap.

    We need news like this!
    JS.

  • Maralovelovelove

    adfasdfasdfasd said:

    w.t..f…

    too much news hitting me today!!!


    I know. waaayy too much drama for one day for me!! haha

  • thecolordecays.

    Okay, why do I hear a Robin Thicke song in this video? o.O

  • letsgetgleeky

    lol tight pants :p

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    flashback?
    http://oceanup.com/2010/02/27/cutest-celebrity-baby-poll
    it’s too bad the Jemi baby was the ugliest of them all

  • MileyIsBestest

    Joe Jonas had sex?!???!!! *gasp*

  • Your Love is my Drug

    Too much for one day. OMG.

  • MeenuD

    Wow, this is just hilarious. People think this shit is so funnny, when it’s just ridiculous. WOW, unbelievable.

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    seriously? I question the mental health of anyone that believes this T-T

  • Julianna

    I can’t take all of this…THIS IS TOO MUCH XD

  • Anonymous

    That lady sounds like some old bat off her meds… but who knows it could be true!!!

  • _huajaichumpoo

    Lilly said:

    Funniest thing ever
    Can’t wait till it’s three week from now :P
    ____________________

    Also, school will be almost over for me!

  • musiciseverything

    hi musiciseverything . long time no see

    Yo! What’s up? :D

  • picstoburn

    Too much for one day. OMG.

    ikr? my heads spinning lol.

  • peacelovehearts

    Do any of you guys know where i could find this bikini? I NEED IT NOW! :D

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/371133/miley-cyrus-pink-polka-dot-01/

  • jt710

    HOT DAYUMMM:
    ZT also said demi is not dating wilmer

  • thecolordecays.

    The Jemi teenies/stans are just crazeh!

    Why can’t they laugh like normal people?!

  • Anonymous

    AAHAHAHAH I HOPE THIS IS TRUE

  • Anonymous

    this is stupid

  • Anonymous

    man whats going on today is this for real i must be high or dreaming somebody pinch me is the world coming to an end

  • MeenuD

    The drug when was the funniest. Imagine Nick on drugs…o 0

  • Your Love is my Drug

    flashback?
    http://oceanup.com/2010/02/27/cutest-celebrity-baby-poll
    it’s too bad the Jemi baby was the ugliest of them all

    Its wierd looking back at all the commenters who no longer comment :/

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    May 24, 2010 @ 04:59 pm
    musiciseverything said:
    hi musiciseverything . long time no see

    Yo! What’s up? :D
    __

    o.o according to OU, the end of the world XD lol. whats up with you?

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    peacelovehearts
    Miley has love handles now?
    LMAO

  • MitchelMussoLuv-TokioHotelluv

    May 24, 2010 @ 04:59 pm
    _huajaichumpoo said:
    Lilly said:

    Funniest thing ever
    Can’t wait till it’s three week from now :P
    ____________________

    Also, school will be almost over for me!
    ___

    >_< I forgot what your name meant, was it pink hearts?

  • Anonymous

    What is Vicodin for?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Vicodin is a sexual enhancement drug for males.

    ——-

    Wtf. No it’s not.

  • muffy1013

    I know I’m not believing anything oceanup or any other site post today too much drama for me to read and listen to today. Unless One of them confirm something even if it takes months or years whatever then I’ll believe

  • Anonymous

    Im pretty sure that the one doing drugs is Nick…

  • Anonymous

    Im pretty sure that the one doing drugs is Nick…

  • GoldenGal9311
  • Rich Port

    I WISH THIS WERE TRUE! LMAO

  • gigglez.

    HOLEY FUCK SHIT.

  • picstoburn

    peacelovehearts
    May 24, 2010 @ 05:12 pm
    peacelovehearts said:

    Anonymous said:
    OMG ITS PIXIE LOTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Poor Demi!

    TEAM DEMI! JOE IS A JERK (if this is true of course :)
    ——-
    Who the hell is this pixie chick that OU keeps posting?
    —-
    some chick with bad acne. ‘
    http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/jun2009/3/0/pixie-lott-pic-goff-image-1-313460.jpg

    jk she’s a singer.

  • kaitlynxjbx

    This is just complete bull, if it were true, she wouldn’t be calling into a random radio station, or if she really even worked for them, just because her friends told her it was a funny station. You think they would hire someone to be an assistant without trusting them? Not at all. I don’t believe this at all. She’s just some woman trying to stir up drama…again, and I’m SICK of it.

  • Lhasalil

    What the hell – I break off from all the posts to go and have a shower and come back to this. When I went in Joe was a single man and when I came out he was the father of twins – what’s going on today? – just plain bizarre.

  • take.it.off

    of course its not their assistant! just some crazy woman ringing the radio station up -_- fuckery at its finest. its 1am, too much drama in one day for me. and i’ll probably wake up to:

    -Demi Lovato Gives Birth To Twins

    oh i could just see it now :D

  • MileyIsBestest

    StarLightSTARbright said:

    congrats joe!

    LMAO!!!

  • KeepTheFaith

    Scandalous.

  • StarLightSTARbright

    peacelovehearts said:

    Do any of you guys know where i could find this bikini? I NEED IT NOW! :D

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/371133/miley-cyrus-pink-pol
    -
    idk but its soo freakin adorable!

  • Anonymous

    Dumb.

  • Anonymous

    hmmm… she swears on her job? her job that would definetly be lost after this. I don’t believe it.

  • Anonymous

    i PRAY they’re true. HAHAHAHAHA

  • Anonymous

    Drug problem-Joe

    He’s using Vicodin again.

  • picstoburn

    Do any of you guys know where i could find this bikini? I NEED IT NOW! :D

    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/371133/miley-cyrus-pink-pol
    —-
    idk but it’s soo cute (;

  • Melissa=)

    is it bad that im still laughing? hahaha.

  • K.F.D.M.S lover

    Sweetdisposition? said:
    Your Love is my Drug said:

    ……Is it bad that i kind of want it to be true?? :/
    —–
    Nope, I want it to be true too,lmao ;P ^^
    _____
    why these is serious its not good like with twins and all its something that will rowen there lives so ihope its not

  • Anonymous

    I heard that Joe has had sex with sooo many people. Even a married woman, HAHAHA. Get it, gurlll.

    ——–

    I heard he flicks rocket ships from his fingertips.

  • Your Love is my Drug
  • Maralovelovelove

    picstoburn said:

    i feel really bad for joe right now :|


    ugh, me too! imagine the stuff he’s getting tweeted to him right now.. :/ demi too.

  • JonasandMileyPones

    Too. Much. Comments.

    Is my icon showing btw?

  • Anonymous

    hahahha okay… i dont know WHY… but i believe her, she sounded like she knew what she was saying. dont believe the drugs though. ahhha

  • HOT DAYUMMM

    Now that I think about it….
    that lady was probably paid by Papa J,
    for some new publicity scam he’s working on -_-