Heidi Montag, ‘I’m Massaging My Breasts’


Heidi Montag sipping on a drink while taking a dip in the pool of her Costa Rican villa with one of her dogs. Heidi has been in seclusion since she allegedly filed for divorce from estranged husband Spencer Pratt. Heidi Tweeted that she was massaging her breasts and caring for her plastic jaw. PacificCoastNews.

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    WTF? Why are you posting this shit OU?
    Seriously we should all email them and ask them to post about real human beings not barbie dolls.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    I get depressed when i look at this girl :/ She used to be so pretty…*sigh*


    I know right? She was so pretty and bubbly and now shes just sooo fake :/

    Yesss. Its sad how self concious she is. She needs to get over Hollywood.

  • RoseL

    Her boobs are so fake.

  • harrypotterbitches

    LMAOOO that was so unecessary. xD…and I don’t appreciate her saying “ladies” as if all girls get breast implants lol. smh

  • omg wtf lolz

    Uhh no one cares about her fake breasts. LOL I don’t think she needs them anymore now that she’s a nobody.

  • picstoburn

    Oceanup you dont post the due date that Annalynne is wishing for but you’ll post something about Heidi’s breast xD lmao wow.

  • -Jenii

    woww… Oceanup

    u post bout someone who NO ONE HERE cares bout, but you refuse to post RDJ’s new movie trailer


  • superdooper

    Tmi, seriously why does anyone need to know that…? :s

  • Anonymous

    she doesnt just have a plastic jaw OU she has a plastic everything….

  • ImNotAnnoying2.0

    This girl….I can’t even…

  • ImNotAnnoying2.0

    She has a hot body though, but her face is fucked.


    Lol this bitch.

  • Anonymous

    who cares why did this deserve a post?

  • demiLOVEatolovexoxx

    the sad thing is she is beautiful if she didnt get that plastic surgery.

    if her boobs looked natural than she would look great

  • urluvismydrugg

    that’s just low OU. that’s lower than lower actually.
    posting about HER?!

  • Anonymous

    o k

  • heyalisonn


  • Anonymous

    shes an idiot….

  • StarLightSTARbright

    she will do whatever she can for attention.
    she went wayy to far with the surgeries and now “divorcing” her husband? bitch please

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    I get depressed when i look at this girl :/ She used to be so pretty…*sigh*

  • Katie13

    Alrighty then…..

  • LiveLaughLove

    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    I get depressed when i look at this girl :/ She used to be so pretty…*sigh*


    I know right? She was so pretty and bubbly and now shes just sooo fake :/

  • Katie13

    can she even feel her boobs with all that plastic? o.O

  • faithhopelove.

    Good to know…

  • Anonymous!

    “Ladies we have to keep those implants soft”?! Umm, why is she referring to ladies as if it’s a given that all ladies have implants? OH YEAH, she’s an idiot!

  • Anonymous

    LMFAOOO this is funny i’m from costa rica and i didnt even knew she was here…. o.O

  • jhondoe
  • never change


  • mandy2992

    yikes she scary now for real her boobs are unbelieve able omg see was so much prettier then tan now god you beast who is greedy for beauty!!!

  • Anonymous

    plastic surgery freak

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  • Anonymous

    Ew, OceanUp, no one cares about FrankenHeidi. This plastic bitch is not worth the posts.

  • Fiona

    ugggh i soo didn’t need to know that o.O

  • superdooper

    I love your icon!
    Torres is gorgeous ;)

  • LiveLaughLove

    Eh… okaaaay… why does she even tweets that? xD

  • Cesi.


  • Anonymous

    Get well soon Heidi’s bosoms.

  • Hilary


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  • Anonymous
  • xJonasXCandyx

    Um..I didn’t need to know that.

  • Hollieluvsux

    uhm is anyone actually interested in her ?

  • xCookieMuffin

    O_O oceanup, please tell me, why do you even bother to post something that has to do with Heidi Montag?! o_O

  • Anonymous

    nasty big time yuck why heidi you better before now its weird of you to do that

  • IfUSeekBritney

    Okay Than….

  • Anonymous


  • bluesfan3410

    Oh my god someone needs to help the poor girl. I don’t think she’s all there.

  • fearless now

    is demi following her already?

    jk…….not really

  • liam

    yay she looks back to normal now! :] so happy :D MUAH! love you heidi

  • Beyondyourimaginationx3