Joe Jonas, 'Life Is Wonderful'

"because I was there first"
ok watever, get over it bitch
go to another fucking bar.
gosh ppl r so whiney and annoying.

Oh fuck. Why is everyone gone when this post happens. D:

The guy's story seems valid. But if it did happen it's not like it's Joe's fault, I'm sure it was his bodyguard or someone who kicked him out...

Life is wonderful, huh. smh. Lol. Wonder what is going down in Jacksonville Beach....

NadiaAf23 said:

Life is wonderful, huh. smh. Lol. Wonder what is going down in Jacksonville Beach....

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NOTHING! JOE IS INNOCENT!

..............lmfaolmfao. oh god.
isn't it sad that half the people on here seriously still think that?

I wonder what will happen here if Joe and Ashley announce they are engage

zebragiraffe said:

NadiaAf23 said:

Life is wonderful, huh. smh. Lol. Wonder what is going down in Jacksonville Beach....

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NOTHING! JOE IS INNOCENT!

..............lmfaolmfao. oh god.
isn't it sad that half the people on here seriously still think that?
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Nobody really said that.

Anonymous said:

zebragiraffe said:

NadiaAf23 said:

Life is wonderful, huh. smh. Lol. Wonder what is going down in Jacksonville Beach....

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NOTHING! JOE IS INNOCENT!

..............lmfaolmfao. oh god.
isn't it sad that half the people on here seriously still think that?
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Nobody really said that.

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not on this post, no. but you'd be surprised.

Haha Today everyone on twitter was freaking out because something about jashley getting married.. xD

Anonymous said:

I wonder what will happen here if Joe and Ashley announce they are engage
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After only dating for about three months? It's ridiculous!

sandy r. said:

lmfao to the guy xD
"I wanna punch him in the face" nice man, no wonder you got kicked out of a bar. i wanna see you drunk and see how much shit you start.

nice story though man, keep making them up.
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LOL

Anonymous said:

He wants attention.

He does not know them,yet he knows Nick Jonas is diabetic?

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Some people who don't know the JB (Can't recognize them if they see them in the street), know who Nick Jonas is because he has spoken out about Diabetes. My grandma who doesn't know anything about the JB, knows who Nick is and she thought he was a solo artist.

One more thing before this girl goes to bed: Joe, those pants give me dirty thoughts.

I <3 GLEE!

Pictures or it didn't happen.

All I'm saying.

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

He wants attention.

He does not know them,yet he knows Nick Jonas is diabetic?

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Some people who don't know the JB (Can't recognize them if they see them in the street), know who Nick Jonas is because he has spoken out about Diabetes. My grandma who doesn't know anything about the JB, knows who Nick is and she thought he was a solo artist.
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He does seem to know that they are brothers.
Otherwise why would he bring Nick into this?

I wonder what Ashley just rubbed to Joe?? lol

Elly said:
What..the..hell..happened to Joe Jonas in the past 3 months? Am I the only one remotely concerned by his behaviour? Hey, yeah, maybe we're just all finally getting to see the un-Disney version of Joe, and that's really who he's been all along. If so, that's kind of disappointing. How do you continue to support someone who has lived a lie and made millions off of a fake image?

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WHAT?
how is he differnt?

@zt Who the heck are you? Do you suffer from a disease because your quite pissy because ur news isnt correct? I live here, move on
7 minutes ago via web

@zt where do you get your news from??? remember when you called and begged me on how to get started??? well now get real stories
2 minutes ago via web in reply to

http://twitter.com/JonathanJaxson

ahh, oh! to gossip bloggers are getting into a fight on who got the legit story on Joe and Ashley

Wow!

Elly said:

What..the..hell..happened to Joe Jonas in the past 3 months? Am I the only one remotely concerned by his behaviour? Hey, yeah, maybe we're just all finally getting to see the un-Disney version of Joe, and that's really who he's been all along. If so, that's kind of disappointing. How do you continue to support someone who has lived a lie and made millions off of a fake image?
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What change do you see in him?

I don't really get why people make so much drama because a purity ring...I mean people could use one and say they are virgins but that doesn't make them one.. :/

We know Joe, life is wonderful when you're a 21 year old guy who is famous, filthy rich, and just boned his smokin hot girlfriend while on vacation in florida.

where is everyone? all the users are off and now it's pretty much all anons.

OceanUp fail.
a bit late on the post. Everyone already knows.
at least those that have twitter ;] - don't know if it's true. If it is, bodyguard sucks lol
&
Joe looks hot.

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

He wants attention.

He does not know them,yet he knows Nick Jonas is diabetic?

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Some people who don't know the JB (Can't recognize them if they see them in the street), know who Nick Jonas is because he has spoken out about Diabetes. My grandma who doesn't know anything about the JB, knows who Nick is and she thought he was a solo artist.
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He does seem to know that they are brothers.
Otherwise why would he bring Nick into this?

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Because he may not recognize Joe, but he probably found out that he's a Jonas Brother. Maybe he doesn't recognize the other two if they pass him down the street but could recoginize Nick and he has heard of the JB. Who knows? The man doesn't seem to be into Disney fandom from his twitter, but he is diabetic.

LMAO I LOVE Joe's face in the second picture!!! xD
http://www.dishinthedirt.com/2010/09/exclusive-joe-jonas-ashley-greenes....

Uhuh said:

I don't really get why people make so much drama because a purity ring...I mean people could use one and say they are virgins but that doesn't make them one.. :/
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Duh, because a ring is the only scientifically proven way to verify virginity. People who wear them ARE virgins and people who do not are NOT. Fact. The day someone has sex the ring gets shot of their body by the power of God.

ROFL. I KNOW. Ashley is sexy, I would go gay for her LMAO. Joe is lucky haha. & BIG step up from Demi >.<

Joe already said he is not ready to get married even if he meets the right girl he doesn't want to be settled down like Kevin is he wants to live life freely and not be tied down to one girl

ColdAsU said:

If anything I believe ZT because some of hispast stories have been true mostly the Demi stories tho :/ I don't think 'Jashley' are planin' of tying the knot but I do think they are having some good adult fun!

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What Demi stories has he been correct about aside from Joe and Demi going public? And he only knew that cause it was a planned PR relationship. He wasn't right about Demi not dating Dirk, because she was dating him and he wasn't right about Trace etc or Deleon. ZT post bs stories 98% of the time.

Yeah so I was at this club last night and Nick Jonas was there, and I was like hey Nick you wanna go back to my hotel room and fool around? And he was like yeah babe sure thing! So we were on our way back to my hotel room until a flying monkey swooped in and grabbed him and carried him off to the land of 30 year old virgins.

So...since I said it, does it make it true?
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*claps*

What Demi stories has he been correct about aside from Joe and Demi going public? And he only knew that cause it was a planned PR relationship.
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Well he knew because Demi's mom told him.

Why are people making a big deal out of some 21 year old having sex? I mean damn, most 21 year olds are having sex with different women every night.

Anonymous said:

Why are people making a big deal out of some 21 year old having sex? I mean damn, most 21 year olds are having sex with different women every night.
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Thats so true I mean teenagers are having sex!! comm'n Joe is 21!

Anonymous said:

Why are people making a big deal out of some 21 year old having sex? I mean damn, most 21 year olds are having sex with different women every night.
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Joe and Ashley are doing exactly what they want. Being seen together, going to sex shops etc, to make it look like Joe is straight, he wants people to think he has sex with women. They both get publicity for their faltering careers and hopefully get some tv/movie stuff that is not a joke.

Sep 26, 2010 @ 09:31 pm
Destiny Hope said:

Uhuh said:

I don't really get why people make so much drama because a purity ring...I mean people could use one and say they are virgins but that doesn't make them one.. :/
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Duh, because a ring is the only scientifically proven way to verify virginity. People who wear them ARE virgins and people who do not are NOT. Fact. The day someone has sex the ring gets shot of their body by the power of God.
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So this means that God shot Joe's ring off his body in Jacksonville, Fl. this weekend?
LMAO!

so... do you guys think nick will stay pure until marriage?
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I don't think so sweetie but everything can happen xD

xxbehappyxx said:

Why is life so wonderful, Joe?
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Maybe his boyfriend rented the room beside Joe's and Ashley's so that they can have sex and make it still look like Joe's straight.

Team Jonathan Jaxson!
http://twitter.com/JonathanJaxson
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Oh shut up!

Anonymous said:

Sep 26, 2010 @ 09:31 pm
Destiny Hope said:

Uhuh said:

I don't really get why people make so much drama because a purity ring...I mean people could use one and say they are virgins but that doesn't make them one.. :/
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Duh, because a ring is the only scientifically proven way to verify virginity. People who wear them ARE virgins and people who do not are NOT. Fact. The day someone has sex the ring gets shot of their body by the power of God.
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So this means that God shot Joe's ring off his body in Jacksonville, Fl. this weekend?
LMAO!
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It got shot off a long time ago by some guy named Steve. Or rather got lost in a very uncomfortable place to exact.

Destiny Hope said:

What Demi stories has he been correct about aside from Joe and Demi going public? And he only knew that cause it was a planned PR relationship.
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Well he knew because Demi's mom told him.

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That's the point, other than that story about them coming out as a couple (because it was a planned PR relationship), he hasn't been right about anything to do with Demi, Nick or Joe.

diane n. said:
so... do you guys think nick will stay pure until marriage?

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nope apparently him and selena did it in chicago during nicks tour lol

so... do you guys think nick will stay pure until marriage?
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if anyone could, it'd be nick, mr. hugs-are-overrated-dont-touch-me-ever. lol. but i doubt it.

Hahah favorite part "gets shot of the body by the power of God" funny way to say it!

As long as Joe is using protection, he could bang all the girls in the playboy mansion for all I care. No glove, no love.
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lol i dont know about all that. condoms aint that fool proof. haha.

zebragiraffe said:

where is everyone? all the users are off and now it's pretty much all anons.
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Seriously

Anonymous said:

As long as Joe is using protection, he could bang all the girls in the playboy mansion for all I care. No glove, no love.
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lol i dont know about all that. condoms aint that fool proof. haha.
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When they say 99% effective, they leave 1% for morons. lol

AshleyMGreene Seriously... I Support you both.. but if this becomes a reality I'm locking my doors @QuesoCabesaKT4 @joejonas

Joe must have a pretty big dong for Ashley Greene to stop effing kellan lutz.

Uhuh said:

Sep 26, 2010 @ 09:49 pm
diane n. said:

diane n. said:
so... do you guys think nick will stay pure until marriage?

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nope apparently him and selena did it in chicago during nicks tour lol
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oh, so thats why shes not wearing her purity ring either. lol.
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Lol aren't they both in London now? I heard something like that..
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well apparently hes there to see samantha or something like that.

Anonymous said:

Joe must have a pretty big dong for Ashley Greene to stop effing kellan lutz.
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LMAO yeah it is down to penis size when a woman leaves one well know gay man, for more famous gay man. She just moved her rented beard to a new property.

diane n. said:

diane n. said:

so... do you guys think nick will stay pure until marriage?
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honestly... noo have you heard state of emergency.
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yeah, my friend says she thinks its about a stripper. LOL.
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he was deff talking about a prostitute.

Anonymous said:

Yeah so I was at this club last night and Nick Jonas was there, and I was like hey Nick you wanna go back to my hotel room and fool around? And he was like yeah babe sure thing! So we were on our way back to my hotel room until a flying monkey swooped in and grabbed him and carried him off to the land of 30 year old virgins.

So...since I said it, does it make it true?
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haha your so awesome. That was funny

iane n. said:

diane n. said:

so... do you guys think nick will stay pure until marriage?
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honestly... noo have you heard state of emergency.
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yeah, my friend says she thinks its about a stripper. LOL.
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he was deff talking about a prostitute
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it's a same thing.

Uhuh said:
LMAO I LOVE Joe's face in the second picture!!! xD
http://www.dishinthedirt.com/2010/09/exclusive-joe-jonas-ashley-greenes....

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ROFL XD

so... do you guys think nick will stay pure until marriage?
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honestly... noo have you heard state of emergency.
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yeah, my friend says she thinks its about a stripper. LOL.
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he was deff talking about a prostitute
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it's a same thing.
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lol not quite.

He farted on Joe? Hahahah seriously? Wow! Whata weirdo!

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ROFL. I KNOW. WTF?

picstoburn said:

iane n. said:

diane n. said:

so... do you guys think nick will stay pure until marriage?
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honestly... noo have you heard state of emergency.
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yeah, my friend says she thinks its about a stripper. LOL.
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he was deff talking about a prostitute
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it's a same thing.
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i know. lol i just imagined your icon saying that.

SMH at all these Rumors...hope none of them are true

BZheartsJB said:

Anonymous said:

Why are people making a big deal out of some 21 year old having sex? I mean damn, most 21 year olds are having sex with different women every night.
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true. And most high school students are too. At least least he started messing around at 21 not 16
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So true, couldn't agree more, oh by the way I have some land on florida for sale, very cheap, just email some money to my paypal.

Uhuh said:

Lol aren't they both in London now? I heard something like that..
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well apparently hes there to see samantha or something like that.
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I thought he was for the Lez miserables thing..
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oh, i guess its for that.
but a lot of people are saying that hes going to see samantha too, and that shes been tweeting how shes all excited and happy. idk...

BZheartsJB said:
Destiny Hope said:

Uhuh said:

I don't really get why people make so much drama because a purity ring...I mean people could use one and say they are virgins but that doesn't make them one.. :/
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Duh, because a ring is the only scientifically proven way to verify virginity. People who wear them ARE virgins and people who do not are NOT. Fact. The day someone has sex the ring gets shot of their body by the power of God.
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are you saying that if i dont wear a ring that im not a virgin???
And if I had one and was a virgin and had sex tomorrow that god would shoot the ring off as so0on as I has sex???

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LMFAO

Ashley Greene is by far the hottest girlfriend Joe has ever had. I'd wanna f.uck her too. Just Saying.
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wow anon..

Anonymous said:

a.k.a. courtney galiano
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my mouth literally fell when i read this.
lol. i forgot they had a 'fling'.

Anonymous25 said:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9e2x6Zs7n1qd8077o1_500.jpg

Joe looks hot and tan!!!

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woah. yes he is ;] very hot.
WOW ;] god. brb -FAINTS-

SMH at all these Rumors...hope none of them are true \
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And if they are? So what? Joe is a grown man. He can go fuck Ashley and any girl he wants and it shouldn't be anyone's business, but his. You guys need to need to stop worrying about their lives and pay more attention to your own.

Anonymous said:

Ashley Greene is by far the hottest girlfriend Joe has ever had. I'd wanna f.uck her too. Just Saying.

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I don't find Ashley Greene attractive.

LMAO am I the only one that found it funny when ZT referred to Joe getting tough at the bar he called it "slap fight". It's funny because it's true.

BZheartsJB said:

diane n. said:

diane n. said:
so... do you guys think nick will stay pure until marriage?

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nope apparently him and selena did it in chicago during nicks tour lol
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oh, so thats why shes not wearing her purity ring either. lol.
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is NIck wearing hiS?
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he wears his on a necklace chain now. i wonder why...

Ok...So let me get this straight...
When Joe Jonas was single, he was a god. He and Demi broke up so then he was Gay. He began dating Ashley (2months later) and now he's a whore.?
Why can't he just be a 21 year old dude (and I stress the age 21) who is dating, and may or may not be sexually active. ?

Must be weird for her calling out Joe's name, when her father and brothers name is Joe too lol.

Nick would probably be the roughest but he woukd be the perfectionist who would beat himself up is she didn't climax.

So this means that God shot Joe's ring off his body in Jacksonville, Fl. this weekend?
LMAO!
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xD Well i suppose then I've never been virgin because I've never used a purity ring :/ xD

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I have never worn one, but im pretty sure i have been a virgin. Well if not im not sure if thats good or bad?
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Idk xD good? xD