Ashley Greene NEUROGASM SEX Drink

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Ashley Greene & Joe Jonas‘ date beverage of choice is NeuroGasm, delicious drink designed to promote better sexual health. Powerful amino acids, L-Arginine and L-Citrulline play a role in the production of a compound called nitric oxide. Nitric Oxide helps regulate blood flow through arteries that..

supply nutrients to muscles, brain, lungs and other organs. Nitric Oxide may also stimulate a sexual response through the same physiological process. Other ingredients include green tea and L-Theanine, which combine to promote energy levels without nervous anxiety or tension. One remains energetic..

..and focused without feeling hyper or anxious. A full range of B-vitamins and other key amino acids, make the perfect combination for ‘right’ kind of energy when you need it most. Source: Drink Neuro. Do YOU think they’re having sex?!

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  • Jane Doe

    Bojanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    :)

  • LAURENJ-

    Destiny Hope said:

    LAURENJ- said:

    Seriously people, …
    … common sense…


    Well I think them pulling it out in front of tv cameras that they were trying to make it our business and get some press. Just an opinion.
    _______________

    Well if you seriously think they were out to get some press then Im sorry but that’s stupid..What people are not saying or OU not stating is that this shopping trip took place this morning and then supposevely Ashley drank this “Energy” drink because after the shopping expedition she went TO THE GYM…What do people drink before working out these types of drinks…It looks like most of these bloggers are thinking with their dicks and have sex on the brains because NOT ONCE have Ashley or Joe shown anything of the sort.They have both shown respect!!!

  • Anonymous

    my speculation is not going to hurt anyone. It’s their choice to live in the public eye. what’s their business is my business!

  • Jane Doe

    picstoburn said:

    Hi…..:)

    ooo cute icon :O
    —-
    thank you o:

  • Love_JaJ_2

    MELISSSSAAAAA :))

  • Jane Doe

    New Degrassi Oct. 8
    <3

  • Anonymous

    Seriously people, exactly what planet do you live in???? Joe is an ADULT and Ashley is an Adult and what they do or not do together is “NOBODIES BUSINESS” but theirs. How would you like rumours or speculations shouted out to the world about your love life…You forget at the end of the day that both Ashley & Joe are human beings with feelings just like the rest of us..STOP with the crap and show some respect. STOP assuming you know what happens between them when you dont…As one wise person above said

    You seem to notice this BS crap reported but you dont take notice of Joe and all the good things he does for the poor, the charities all around the world, the schools, Africa , IWin runs and so on.This is what you should take notice of and his musical talents not his private life..

    Some of you out there give the rest of us sane people a bad rep. I just hope Joe realises we all dont think illogically but some of us do have common sense…
    ————-
    Honestly, like Joe even knows who you are. Not trying to be mean but.. this is a gossip site and will have MANY people saying stupid stuff and making all sorts of assumptions. OU comment boards will never change. In reality, people like to talk about people. That’s just the way it is. That’s why people follow celebrities on twitter, why people watch television dramas, why people look up stuff on OU, etc.

  • Anonymous

    of course it exist. and just cuz they are drinking it doesn’t mean that there having sex. Which they probably are but I drink Neuro all the time. its like drinking sparkling water.

  • JuliiJonas

    Yeah I Know right? they are making so much drama ’bout it

  • Love_JaJ_2

    LMAO. BUSTED.

  • annnnnnnnnnnnnnnie

    let’s just stop speculating every little thing they do and let them live their lives.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA love it. oh thats TOO good!

  • Anonymous

    oh gosh… its like… jonas gone wild. :O i think that since now he’s got a taste of what its like, he’s adicted. no worries joe. youre in my prayers. lol jkjk

  • Love_JaJ_2

    this is all probably promo for joes new ‘JT-sexy-style’ album.

  • Liz.

    Anonymous said:

    i still think he is boinking her, but just for the record nick doesnt wear his ring either

    Nick wears his ring on a necklace.

    And yeah, they’re totally boning.

  • alynaa

    LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAO.

  • Anonymous

    Thank you!

  • Anonymous

    haha clearly they are having sex. joe’s 21, ashley’s 23 and they’re both hot … k yeah. whatever it’s no one’s business what they do behind closed doors.

  • alynaa

    Now that he’s dating Ashley, He always has that ‘Creepy Pedophile’ Smile on his face.

  • Anonymous25

    where is a pic of Nick without his purity ring?? finger or neck? a mean no ring at all…lol

  • JB rocks my socks

    ahahah OMG
    Has anyone actually checked to see if this drink even exist?
    I mean I not saying he is or isnt doing the deed with Ms. Green BUT I dont really trust Oceanup.

  • Anonymous

    Thats just dumb…they know paps follow them. Maybe they are trying to create some drama. Of course sex is natural, but u can tell he is trying to change his good boy image. Just saying lol.

  • Anonymous

    OH WELL ASHLEY, WE GOTCHA.

    GO JOE, GO.

  • Anonymous

    JB rocks my socks said:

    ahahah OMG
    Has anyone actually checked to see if this drink even exist?
    I mean I not saying he is or isnt doing the deed with Ms. Green BUT I dont really trust Oceanup.
    —-
    It really does, it’s hugely popular in the gay community, kind of like Gaga.

  • Anonymous

    I’m on the website for these neuro drinks. they look awesome!! haha i really wanna get a pack now!

  • Anonymous

    haha hayyyy joeee get someeee ;)

  • SamanthaJean

    Oh my God WHO CARES!?
    Let the kid live his life.
    Stop scrutinizing his every move.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Yes we get it already Joe, you hold hands, your “girlfriend”, you go to sex shops and you buy sex drinks. You’ve convinced us you are not gay and that all the many stories of you in West Hollywood are false. Relax with the fake publicity already.

    http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/44898210.html

    ————————–

    That convinces me.

  • Love_JaJ_2

    mama and papa jonas will be oh so proud :)

  • itsmileybest

    annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnie said:

    let’s just stop speculating about every little thing they do and let them live their lives

    ——

    THIS!

  • IrmaStiletto

    LMFAO. WANT!

    Man, that is too good.

  • Anonymous

    Joe looks like a sex addict in that picture.

  • Leontienjonas

    hahahahaha. immature sex relationship. you can’t hide it. hahaha.

  • @valevjonasb

    No lo dudes!

  • Anonymous

    dont get those drinks! they are realllly nasty!
    Neuro gasm is the only good one they have

  • Anonymous

    News tidbit #1. Ashley Greene never went to a sex shop. The photos taken were just of her walking down the sidewalk…and then someone made up a rumor about her being in the shop.

    News tidbit #2. They were never in Florida together. They were actually in LA the entire weekend. There are photos of them at the Vampire Weekend show.

    News tidbit #3. This so called sex drink, is highly used by work out fanatics….like Joe and Ashley. It’s not a “Sex” drink.

    News tidbit #4. You all need to get a life and stay out of theirs. Personally I feel sorry for Joe being judged under a microscope. Nothing is ever good enough for everyone. Just let him be happy for God sake.

  • Anonymous

    BAHAHA, he really doessss!

  • Anonymous

    The drink does exist. I was looking at the website earlier. :)

  • CupcakesBBYx

    These drinks are only sold in California ROFL if you want to buy them you have to order them online.
    ____________________

    That Sucks I really wanted it. Oh well
    *Goes gets dads credit Card*

  • mileyistheboss

    picstoburn said:

    im following a marissa i think she goes on ou lol

    O_O um ROFL whats your twitter

  • Anonymous

    uhhh, go to the website of the drink, loser. its real.

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:37 pm
    mileyistheboss said:
    picstoburn said:

    im following a marissa i think she goes on ou lol

    O_O um ROFL whats your twitter
    ———-
    http://twitter.com/ifyreallyknewme

    xD

  • mileyistheboss

    CupcakesBBYx said:

    These drinks are only sold in California ROFL if you want to buy them you have to order them online.
    ____________________

    That Sucks I really wanted it. Oh well
    *Goes gets dads credit Card*

    I already ordered mine. Ill just tell my mom its gatorade. ROFL

  • picstoburn

    LMAOO look at ashley holding it xD

    http://twitpic.com/2t9flp

  • mileyistheboss

    picstoburn said:

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:37 pm
    mileyistheboss said:
    picstoburn said:

    im following a marissa i think she goes on ou lol

    O_O um ROFL whats your twitter
    ———-
    http://twitter.com/ifyreallyknewme

    xD

    ROFL im the marissa your following i just followed you

  • Anonymous

    Why fuck do people write essays on here. Say it for English class!
    ——-
    TAKE an English class.

    Why do people reply to people writing “essays” ? It’s really NOT going to do anything.

  • Jane Doe

    Hi…..:)

  • CupcakesBBYx

    These drinks are only sold in California ROFL if you want to buy them you have to order them online.
    ____________________

    That Sucks I really wanted it. Oh well
    *Goes gets dads credit Card*

    I already ordered mine. Ill just tell my mom its gatorade. ROFL
    ___________________

    I’ll tell them its a new kind of vitamin water

  • Anonymous

    Any adult Jonas Fan who has a brain knows that Joe Jonas is not a virgin.The ship has sailed a long, long time ago way before
    Camilla and Taylor.He personifes sex on stage
    and there is no way you can do that if you have not experienced it.
    And to that anon insisting that Joe is the gay brother, you are barking at the wrong
    tree.

  • mileyistheboss

    picstoburn said:

    LMAOO look at ashley holding it xD

    http://twitpic.com/2t9flp

    ROFL joe stans are like oh well shes drinking it not him. It doesnt even matter whos drinking it shes obviously drinking it for a reason.

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:39 pm
    mileyistheboss said:
    picstoburn said:

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:37 pm
    mileyistheboss said:
    picstoburn said:

    im following a marissa i think she goes on ou lol

    O_O um ROFL whats your twitter
    ———-
    http://twitter.com/ifyreallyknewme

    xD

    ROFL im the marissa your following i just followed you

    oh okay lmao xD i was just following random people lol.

  • mileyistheboss

    CupcakesBBYx said:

    These drinks are only sold in California ROFL if you want to buy them you have to order them online.
    ____________________

    That Sucks I really wanted it. Oh well
    *Goes gets dads credit Card*

    I already ordered mine. Ill just tell my mom its gatorade. ROFL
    ___________________

    I’ll tell them its a new kind of vitamin water

    good idea make sure you tell us how it works for you we all are dying to know

  • Love_JaJ_2

    LAURENJ- said:
    Seriously people, exactly what planet do you live in???? Joe is an ADULT and Ashley is an Adult and what they do or not do together is “NOBODIES BUSINESS” but theirs. How would you like rumours or speculations shouted out to the world about your love life…You forget at the end of the day that both Ashley & Joe are human beings with feelings just like the rest of us..STOP with the crap and show some respect. STOP assuming you know what happens between them when you dont…As one wise person above said

    You seem to notice this BS crap reported but you dont take notice of Joe and all the good things he does for the poor, the charities all around the world, the schools, Africa , IWin runs and so on.This is what you should take notice of and his musical talents not his private life..

    Some of you out there give the rest of us sane people a bad rep. I just hope Joe realises we all dont think illogically but some of us do have common sense…
    _

    *sigh*

    cue joe stan novels.

    nothing you’s say or do will change anyones opinion, so save yourselves the typing.

  • Jane Doe

    I actually like him with her.

  • Dumaaa ?

    I already ordered mine. Ill just tell my mom its gatorade. ROFL
    ___________________

    I’ll tell them its a new kind of vitamin water
    ______________

    My excuse is I need it for a science project! It sounds scientific doesn’t it? xD

  • Destiny Hope

    Any adult Jonas Fan…
    —-
    Pretty sure that’s an oxymoron.

  • picstoburn

    Hi…..:)

    ooo cute icon :O

  • picstoburn

    Hi…..:)

    ooo cute icon :O

  • picstoburn

    Hi…..:)

    ooo cute icon :O

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP YOU ARE SUCH A FAIL! TAKE OFF THAT THING ABOUT ASHLEY AND JOE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PROOF AND IT CAN JUST BE A LAVA LAMP U DONT FUCKING NO TAKE IT OFF !!!

  • Anonymous

    People should go watch the video of when she was one chelsea lately, talking about her one night stands. I give this relationship a few more months, if Joe is really who he says he is….

  • Anonymous

    relax

  • Anonymous

    Did someone really say a lava lamp. HAHAHAAHAHAHA FAIL. Lmao.

  • Anonymous

    I feel like.. because every band needs a “bad boy”…
    That he decides to be that “one’.
    But seriously? It’s just getting frustrating.
    It was better when they were just 3 guys.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    People should go watch the video of when she was one chelsea lately, talking about her one night stands. I give this relationship a few more months, if Joe is really who he says he is….
    ——–
    Some people like a well worn baseball glove, some want a brand new mitt, he likes his worked in a lot.

  • Anonymous
  • Rainey

    Ashley & Joe are definitely smushing.

    Sadly, I think Nick is the only virgin. Poor wittle guy.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Anonymous said:

    People should go watch the video of when she was one chelsea lately, talking about her one night stands. I give this relationship a few more months, if Joe is really who he says he is….
    ——–
    Some people like a well worn baseball glove, some want a brand new mitt, he likes his worked in a lot.
    —————————————
    lol

  • Anonymous

    frankie too ;)

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Wow, kinda losing all respect for him. I used to look up to him and his brothers because they made the decision to stay pure until marriage, it was nice to know that chivalry wasn’t completely dead. I totally understand the fact that he’s a 21 year old guy, and she is a gorgeous girl but its just disappointing. I always had that thought in the back of my head that yes, it was too good to be true and that it was all just a part of their image, but its just breaking my heart to see that it really was all just a lie.

    His parents must be proud too :|
    ——-
    Trust me. You’re not the only one that feels this way!
    ——-
    It’s amazing on what lies can be told in the real world. /:

  • idkMyBFFjill

    Did someone really say a lava lamp. HAHAHAAHAHAHA FAIL. Lmao.
    ——–
    LMFAO. Nice.

  • idkMyBFFjill

    They’re either doing the deed or this is PR for joe’s new image or something. Either way, fans aren’t thrilled.

  • HazelRose

    Joe will eventually end up on some sort of Celebrity rehab either for sex addiction or drugs haha

  • Anonymous

    Rainey said:
    Ashley & Joe are definitely smushing.

    Sadly, I think Nick is the only virgin. Poor wittle guy.
    ——
    At least he’s getting all the more of love. :)

  • Anonymous

    People should go watch the video of when she was one chelsea lately, talking about her one night stands. I give this relationship a few more months, if Joe is really who he says he is….
    ——–
    Some people like a well worn baseball glove, some want a brand new mitt, he likes his worked in a lot.
    —————————————
    lol
    ————-
    lol you could be right….

  • Anonymous

    ummm They only said it was the intent to stay pure till marriage.. their parents have said multiple times that they trust their sons to make the right decision… if they are having sex.. AND WE DONT KNOW THAT THEY ARE… then its not a lie… he took the ring off, if he was still wearing the ring i could maybe see where you’re coming from but he’s not so if they are so what!!!! he’s still a gentleman and still cares about a girl… the whole deal with their purity rings were so that they could learn to treat a girl with respect… that relationships are about more than just sex… the boys all understand that… so just back off…

  • Anonymous

    I feel exactly the same, except I lost all my respect for him.

  • Anonymous

    So you KNOW FOR A FACT that Joe is having sex? Let’s stop judging based on a photo. In pics from yesterday he had his purity ring on a chain around his neck.

    Maybe that’s the reason he can’t stay in a relationship. Did you ever think of that? Girls want him, but he won’t put out? It’s possible.

    Everyone is always so quick to assume that he’s a bad guy.

    Sorry, I don’t buy it. No man whose a douche runs off to Africa for two weeks to spend time with orphans. No man whose a douche crys at a concert becasue he is overwhelmed by the fan response.

    It’s not Joe whose changed. It’s the fans. Everyone suddenly thinks they know him better than himself.

  • Anonymous25

    so who will be the next gf of Joseph? Lady Gaga?? lol

  • Anonymous

    uh, isn’t it ashley’s drink? you all assume HE’S the one drinking it. it was in HER car. SHE’S the one that was holding it. i think the drink is hers, meaning she’s the one drinking it. i’m not hating, just stating a fact.
    ——
    true but is for sex right? so she is an active sexual person.. with who is she having sex? with her bf..and who is her bf? Joe…so there u go

    ———————

    oh well yeah, i totally see where you’re coming from. i’m just saying, everyone up there is making it seem like the drink is HIS when meanwhile it was in her car. i’m pretty sure it’s hers. oh & i also heard it’s some sort of energy drink too…? idk. whatever. at least joe’s gettin’ some. LMFAO.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    And btw to people thinking joe is gay HE ISNT!! kevin was. Anwyays he is just a man but yeah i don’t know if i want to know his private life!!!!Bit TOOOO personal
    ————————————-
    I’m not saying that he IS gay, I don’t know if he is or not. The point is that he is doing all this obvious fake publicity to put a stop to the many, many, many rumors that he is.

  • idkMyBFFjill

    Oh my god, these Jashley posts just keep getting better and better. I just got unsick of them.

  • Anonymous

    I guess the only good boys we can turn to is Nick and Kevin…
    Forget Joe. Until he finally gets his head screwed on right and out of the clouds.

  • Anonymous

    I am truly DISAPPOINTED in Joe

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    I am truly DISAPPOINTED in Joe
    —-
    If today’s blind item is be believed he is as disappointed as you in what he has to do to change his image. It disgusts him.

  • idkMyBFFjill

    Saw the video. That same bottle is in it. it’s NOT photoshopped u joe hoes.

  • idkMyBFFjill

    Joe’s a fallen Christian…bahahahaha

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Totally agree with the person who said this is publicity for his sexy “more dangerous” JT like album. That statement and all this sex “news” out at the same time? Total PR trick. However I do think they’re a legit couple and having sex. I just think they’re doing all this sex crap for his new image.

  • idkMyBFFjill

    This post will go over 2000 comments for sure.

  • Anonymous

    I’d say the same thing about him being straight.
    http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/44898210.html

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Wow, kinda losing all respect for him. I used to look up to him and his brothers because they made the decision to stay pure until marriage, it was nice to know that chivalry wasn’t completely dead. I totally understand the fact that he’s a 21 year old guy, and she is a gorgeous girl but its just disappointing. I always had that thought in the back of my head that yes, it was too good to be true and that it was all just a part of their image, but its just breaking my heart to see that it really was all just a lie.

    His parents must be proud too :|
    ——-
    Trust me. You’re not the only one that feels this way!

  • anghi8x

    OMFG! i dunno what to say .. this . god !

  • FrancyJonasGomez

    Sep 30, 2010 @ 04:40 am
    Anonymous said:

    FrancyJonasGomez said:

    WHO THE FUCK CARES?

    nice icon
    and agreed

    Thanks (:
    And Seriously, People Are Pathetic, If He’s Having Sex With Her He’s Having Sex With Her, There’s Nothing We Can Do About It, Just Wait Till They Make Hot Babies (;

  • FrancyJonasGomez

    I’m Honestly Getting Tired Of All These “Jashley” Post, Not Because Of Them, I Love Them <3

    But Because Of These Pathetic Teenies Bashing On Them. It’s Annoying, Focus On Your Life!

  • Anonymous

    FrancyJonasGomez said:

    Sep 30, 2010 @ 04:40 am
    Anonymous said:

    FrancyJonasGomez said:

    WHO THE FUCK CARES?

    nice icon
    and agreed

    Thanks (:
    And Seriously, People Are Pathetic, If He’s Having Sex With Her He’s Having Sex With Her, There’s Nothing We Can Do About It, Just Wait Till They Make Hot Babies (;
    ——–
    Seriously how pathetic do you have to be analyze drinks people have, hand holding, rings, etc to decide if 2 people you don’t know are having sex. Get a new hobby.

  • Anonymous

    You know celebrities get bags of free stuff? She got all that loot at an event. None of our business.

  • Anonymous

    OMG, the next Disney star gone bad. First Miley and now this.

  • FrancyJonasGomez

    Anonymous said:

    FrancyJonasGomez said:

    Sep 30, 2010 @ 04:40 am
    Anonymous said:

    FrancyJonasGomez said:

    WHO THE FUCK CARES?

    nice icon
    and agreed

    Thanks (:
    And Seriously, People Are Pathetic, If He’s Having Sex With Her He’s Having Sex With Her, There’s Nothing We Can Do About It, Just Wait Till They Make Hot Babies (;
    ——–
    Seriously how pathetic do you have to be analyze drinks people have, hand holding, rings, etc to decide if 2 people you don’t know are having sex. Get a new hobby.

    —-

    Hahah THANK YOU <3
    But It’s Just Losers Trying To Cause Drama.
    I Feel Bad For All These Celebrities, They Have To Go Through All This Pointless Shit.

  • Anonymous

    i feel bad for ash. i mean, she’s drinking sex drinks and visiting sex shops… obviously he ain’t that good, if she’s pulling out the toys this early in the relationship.

  • jerseygirl

    Oh Good God, these comments. SMH.

    At the end of the day, Joe & Ashely don’t care what we all think. They’ll just live their lives – fucking, exercising, shopping, promoting, whatever the else they need or want to do. But they’re not hurting anyone and look happy as hell. And that’s all that really matters to me. Live & let live. :)

  • Destiny Hope

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:42 pm
    LAURENJ- said:

    Destiny Hope said:

    LAURENJ- said:

    Seriously people, …
    … common sense…


    Well I think them pulling it out in front of tv cameras that they were trying to make it our business and get some press. Just an opinion.
    _______________

    Well if you seriously think they were out to get some press then Im sorry but that’s stupid..What people are not saying or OU not stating is that this shopping trip took place this morning and then supposevely Ashley drank this “Energy” drink because after the shopping expedition she went TO THE GYM…What do people drink before working out these types of drinks…It looks like most of these bloggers are thinking with their dicks and have sex on the brains because NOT ONCE have Ashley or Joe shown anything of the sort.They have both shown respect!!!

    Well I think it’s naive to believe that celebs don’t do things for press when trying to change their image, get more famous to get better roles for more money. It is a business.

  • keseay

    Can we just leave them alone. Gah, oceanup is all up in their business! But not gonna lie, I am disappointed in him. I thought he was stronger than this.

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:43 pm
    Jane Doe said:
    picstoburn said:

    Hi…..:)

    ooo cute icon :O
    —-
    thank you o:

    did you make it?

  • Anonymous

    If I were with Joe Jonas, I wouldnt need that drink to help me. Just. Saying.

  • Love_JaJ_2

    LAURENJ- said:
    Destiny Hope said:

    LAURENJ- said:

    Seriously people, …
    … common sense…


    Well I think them pulling it out in front of tv cameras that they were trying to make it our business and get some press. Just an opinion.
    _______________

    Well if you seriously think they were out to get some press then Im sorry but that’s stupid..What people are not saying or OU not stating is that this shopping trip took place this morning and then supposevely Ashley drank this “Energy” drink because after the shopping expedition she went TO THE GYM…What do people drink before working out these types of drinks…It looks like most of these bloggers are thinking with their dicks and have sex on the brains because NOT ONCE have Ashley or Joe shown anything of the sort.They have both shown respect!!!
    _

    wow. you need to calm the fuck down. how can you be bothered to type so much. :S

  • Jane Doe

    Love_JaJ_2 said:

    MELISSSSAAAAA :))
    —–
    How are you?
    :))

  • Anonymous

    If I were with Joe Jonas, I wouldnt need that drink to help me. Just. Saying.
    ——–
    But maybe he would. Bahahahhaha.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    My Dad is wondering why im laughing so much at the computer

  • Brianna

    Any time! :)

  • picstoburn

    watch tv dramas? ehhhh *hides my degrassi dvds
    umm i don’t watch tv dramas xD

  • sophieee

    are you shitting me? lol

  • Dumaaa ?

    Something is definitely wrong with me tonight. I just purchased a twelve pack sex drink knowing I’m not gonna even drink a full one, let alone twelve! LMFAO.

  • Jane Doe

    picstoburn said:

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:43 pm
    Jane Doe said:
    picstoburn said:

    Hi…..:)

    ooo cute icon :O
    —-
    thank you o:

    did you make it?

    no….i’ve been getting lazy. so i haven’t been making them. >_<

  • thedarksunshine

    It wouldn’t surprise me if they were.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Seriously people, exactly what planet do you live in???? Joe is an ADULT and Ashley is an Adult and what they do or not do together is “NOBODIES BUSINESS” but theirs. How would you like rumours or speculations shouted out to the world about your love life…You forget at the end of the day that both Ashley & Joe are human beings with feelings just like the rest of us..STOP with the crap and show some respect. STOP assuming you know what happens between them when you dont…As one wise person above said

    You seem to notice this BS crap reported but you dont take notice of Joe and all the good things he does for the poor, the charities all around the world, the schools, Africa , IWin runs and so on.This is what you should take notice of and his musical talents not his private life..

    Some of you out there give the rest of us sane people a bad rep. I just hope Joe realises we all dont think illogically but some of us do have common sense…
    ————-
    Honestly, like Joe even knows who you are. Not trying to be mean but.. this is a gossip site and will have MANY people saying stupid stuff and making all sorts of assumptions. OU comment boards will never change. In reality, people like to talk about people. That’s just the way it is. That’s why people follow celebrities on twitter, why people watch television dramas, why people look up stuff on OU, etc.
    _______________________

    I Like Unicorns. and sex

  • Love_JaJ_2

    Jane Doe said:
    Love_JaJ_2 said:

    MELISSSSAAAAA :))
    —–
    How are you?
    :))
    _

    im awesomeee :)

    how about youu?

  • thedarksunshine

    OH and,
    BRB DYING.
    hahahahahahaha.

  • Destiny Hope

    Dumaaa ? said:

    Something is definitely wrong with me tonight. I just purchased a twelve pack sex drink knowing I’m not gonna even drink a full one, let alone twelve! LMFAO.
    —-
    sell them at a premium, they’d go fast and expensive at my school, everyone would want to try one.

  • Jane Doe

    CupcakesBBYx said:

    My Dad is wondering why im laughing so much at the computer

    My mom wonders all the time.
    lololol

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Something is definitely wrong with me tonight. I just purchased a twelve pack sex drink knowing I’m not gonna even drink a full one, let alone twelve! LMFAO.
    ______________

    can you send me one :)

  • Anonymous

    montagem –‘

  • Anonymous

    mother fuck mother fuck. i was supposed to be the one to rid him of his virginity whatt the fuck has this become.

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:45 pm
    Jane Doe said:
    picstoburn said:

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:43 pm
    Jane Doe said:
    picstoburn said:

    Hi…..:)

    ooo cute icon :O
    —-
    thank you o:

    did you make it?

    no….i’ve been getting lazy. so i haven’t been making them. >_<

    OH D:

  • Jane Doe

    Love_JaJ_2 said:

    Jane Doe said:
    Love_JaJ_2 said:

    MELISSSSAAAAA :))
    —–
    How are you?
    :))
    _

    im awesomeee :)

    how about youu?
    —-
    i’ve been good as well.
    :D

  • Anonymous

    I really don’t care what they do, as long as they are happy. get your freak on, jashley!

    also, all of you who are saying he broke a promise, who knows, maybe they had a quickie wedding in vegas before all of this…hahahahha KIDDING.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    My Dad is wondering why im laughing so much at the computer

    My mom wonders all the time.
    lololol
    __________________________________

    my dad just fell asleep
    They say i spend too much time on the computer and they wonder what i do

  • Anonymous

    JAJJAJA

  • Jane Doe

    CupcakesBBYx said:

    My Dad is wondering why im laughing so much at the computer

    My mom wonders all the time.
    lololol
    __________________________________

    my dad just fell asleep
    They say i spend too much time on the computer and they wonder what i do
    —-
    Same here.
    They get mad when i won’t tell them what i’m doing.
    D:

  • Anonymous

    omg i am SO pissed at Joe right now. -.-

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Something is definitely wrong with me tonight. I just purchased a twelve pack sex drink knowing I’m not gonna even drink a full one, let alone twelve! LMFAO.
    —-
    sell them at a premium, they’d go fast and expensive at my school, everyone would want to try one.
    _________________

    i could just imagine what would happen if i took one with me to school
    it would just be like Easy A except that i cant wear whory corsets cause i have to wear a school uniform

  • CupcakesBBYx

    .

  • EvaSnow

    Anonymous said:

    why the fuck do you guys care if he’s having sex? like ftw seriously? it’s none of your business, if you lose “respect” for him cause of that then that’s your problem. IT’S NOT YOUR FREAKING LIFE
    ________
    FTW means For the win. So your comment doesn’t make any sense. xD

  • Anonymous

    its her drink! there is another pic going around with her drinking it. not him!

  • Love_JaJ_2

    im sure disney are very happy about this ;)

    watch the popularity of this drink soar now.

  • bothworlds

    joe matters to take that? is your life and can do whatever he wants with it.

  • Anonymous

    obviously

  • Anonymous

    When you think of this relationship, is there a song that you think of that reminds you of them???

    I make the good girls go bad anybody??? lol
    With a role reversal of course…but you get the drift

  • picstoburn

    oh god my throat hurts -_-

  • Destiny Hope

    picstoburn said:

    oh god my throat hurts -_-

    You know what’s good for that… Neurogasm

  • Brianna

    There are other drinks in that line that have nothing to do with “Sexual health”…. People need to stop freaking out. We don’t know what they’re doing or not doing. Just leave them alone… I’m so annoyed with all these people thinking and judging someone by what they see in pictures or things people constantly fabricate.

  • Anonymous

    of course they are doing it !

  • Jane Doe

    http://www.formspring.me/ItsMelisssaaa

    before i go to bed, anyone have questions for me?
    :D

  • Anonymous

    Look at joe’s eyes. LMFAO.

  • FrancyJonasGomez

    Brianna said:

    There are other drinks in that line that have nothing to do with “Sexual health”…. People need to stop freaking out. We don’t know what they’re doing or not doing. Just leave them alone… I’m so annoyed with all these people thinking and judging someone by what they see in pictures or things people constantly fabricate.

    —-

    Thank You <3

  • purplekoolaid

    ive drank that neurogasm stuff before and im a virgin! i drank it just to see what would happen lol. just because you drink that doesn’t mean you’re a sex fiend…

    BUT that being said, i do think they’re having sex, only because ashley greene doesnt seem like the type that would wait for it. i havent thought joe was a virgin since camilla belle so i dont see a big deal. hes 21 for goodness sakes. he can do what he wants.

    its not like joe is out with 100 girls. he always is in a relationship and seems respectful of women. if he chooses to have sex that his business, not ours

  • mysweetobsession

    OMJ! O_O
    joe has broken the promise?
    WTF?! U.U

  • EvaSnow

    Anonymous said:

    I really don’t get why they have to shove it into our faces that they’re having sex right now. It’s kinda OOC if you ask me. I mean they obviously have sex. If you look at their behaviour, going to sex shops and now with this drink. Why are they acting so obvious with this? I thought that Joe had a certain “reputation” and it’s weird how he’s ruining it right now. He needs to think with his head and not with his dick.

    Have you ever stopped and thought that Joe is acting so OOC because he feels different with Ashley? That maybe he actually cares about her too much to care what anyone else thinks anymore? Maybe he’s just gone past the point of caring and worrying about every little thing he does.

    Just a thought.

    People need to get off their backs and grow up.
    ___________
    But he’s a celebrity so he just knows that the paparazzi exists and that they’re following him. They’re not really discreet with the sex drink bottle so that is kinda stupid. Especially if everyone knows you as “That Disney kid with the purity ring”. Everyone will talk about it. So I don’t get why he’s acting like this. He’s obviously in love with her and I’m happy for that, but his behaviour is just different. It just sucks that he just gives up his reputation like that. Just for some “hot chick”. (Yeah I still don’t think she’s pretty)

  • CupcakesBBYx
  • Anonymous

    all i can say is, nick is gaining joe’s ex fans by the minute.

  • Love_JaJ_2

    bothworlds said:
    joe matters to take that? is your life and can do whatever he wants with it.
    _

    huh?

  • Anonymous

    i’m not fan of either cause his music is rubbish, he’s a jerk and he’s even worse at acting than justin timberlake. but it’s photoshopped!

  • Blair

    no they havn’t sex…, they drink stuff like NeroGasm & go to sex shops daily just for the heck of it.
    of course they have, ashley is a slut and joe followes her. he’s a f&%$ing playboy!!! he was signle, for one-two weeks??? and then he has another girlfried. -.-
    slut+playboy = perfect dreamcouple with many affairs :ppp xDD -.- -.- ://
    this going to be funny!

  • Dumaaa ?

    sell them at a premium, they’d go fast and expensive at my school, everyone would want to try one.
    _______________

    I’m homeschooled. LMFAO. I’ll probably give them to one my neighbors. I’m sure horny, rich white men will like them. xD

  • Jane Doe

    Love_JaJ_2 said:

    bothworlds said:
    joe matters to take that? is your life and can do whatever he wants with it.
    _

    huh?

    i don’t get it either…

  • Anonymous

    That sucks for Ashley. It’s only a matter of time until he breaks her heart like all of the rest of them. I love you, Joe!

  • Destiny Hope

    Dumaaa ? said:

    sell them at a premium, they’d go fast and expensive at my school, everyone would want to try one.
    _______________

    I’m homeschooled. LMFAO. I’ll probably give them to one my neighbors. I’m sure horny, rich white men will like them. xD
    —-
    or sell them to your mom lol (female viagra)

  • Anonymous

    noooooo o my god
    joee nooo

  • myheartbeatsforlove

    love them. :D

  • Dumaaa ?

    can you send me one :)
    ___________

    Sure, because that wouldn’t be weird. :P

  • pet memorial plaques

    Ha ha ha, that is just to funny!

  • purplekoolaid

    and you guys are idiots for acting like this drink is a big deal anyway.

    its not like its some x-rated drink! you can get it in the grocery store for goodness sakes! they have many different flavors. its just like vitamin water!!

  • CupcakesBBYx

    im goinnnng byyyyyye

    http://twitter.com/MileyIsLovex

    FOLLOW :)

  • Jane Doe

    Well….i think i’m getting off….goodnight OU people.
    :)

    http://www.formspring.me/ItsMelisssaaa

  • Anonymous

    it just sucks that they’re always said they would remain pure till marriage and once again it’s a another person who can’t.
    it kinda lets me down.
    but it’s not even like they’ve been dating for 2 years where then he would know she’s the one they’re only been together for what? 4 months IF THAT!
    it’s disappointing.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Sure, because that wouldn’t be weird. :P
    ________________

    No not at all ;)

  • Jilleh

    Enjoy getting some, Joey. I wanna try this drink…. : D

  • Anonymous

    When you think of this relationship does any song come to mind that reminds you of them???

    I make the good girls go bad anybody???

    hahaha except with a role reversal of course

  • Spider

    purity ring my ass

  • Anonymous

    If this is for publicity, I think Disney are suddenly deciding to broadcast all their stars as sex whores so that mummys and daddys will think that disney is the perfect thing for their precious darlings.
    Not.
    Gosh. It’s so obvious. Disney no way would want this to happen.
    I can’t wait to see the reaction of disney once they get a hold of this…..
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Meg x

    Who cares? He is hot and she is lucky! :L he’s 21 years old… I love him to pieces but let him live his life ffs…if fans are gonna hate on every single girl he dates then thats not gonna get him anywhere…he seems really happy so just let him be! :D
    ~ @JoeJaysWifeyy xo

  • rr

    Look I am a reasonable person but to be honest with you I can’t stand fake people. People who say they are saving themselfs for marriage andd wear pruity rings and then don’t pratice what they preach are fake. People who claim they are christian and then don’t follow the Bible are fake. In other words Joe is fake. I don’t believe any of them are virgins. I mean come on it’s hollywood. Morals are something they don’t have in hollywood. I don’t think Selena, Emily, Miley, Demi, Jennifer, Debby, or any of the Jonas Brothers are vigins. Just listen to them talk sometimes. They double talk so much I don’t know what to believe.

  • picstoburn

    im offf night everyone :]

  • Anonymous

    I think Ashley is a SEX ADIC

  • bothworlds

    sorry Love_JaJ_2 i’m from spain and my english is baad.

  • Danger-ous

    Anyone who’s “lost faith” or “disappointed” in Joe, peace out anyway becuase you seem like short sided fucks. Just becuase someone decides to get a girlfriend shouldn’t take away from all of the other things that made him amazing to you in the first place. He’s still a musician, he’s still a philanthropist, he’s still a phenomenal person.

    It’s not your place to judge him at all and furthermore, if you’re the “Christian” person you say you are you’ll know that’s very unbecoming of your religion. But what else is new, that’s all you people do is judge.

  • hey_foolios

    Love_JaJ_2 said:

    bothworlds said:
    joe matters to take that? is your life and can do whatever he wants with it.
    _

    huh?

    Haha. Sometimes when people write grammar-mistake filled comments on here that are completely impossible to understand…

    I either think

    A) they are an idiot.

    B) English is not their first language (which I have no problem with because it can be hard writing in a different language).

    C) I like to pretend they’re being philosophical.

    “Joe matters to take that?”

    Sounds all Socrates status.

  • Anonymous

    Joe dating Ashley, the sex shop, no purity ring and now this drink are all just PR moves to change Joe’s image into a sexier “Justin Timberlake” for his album release. It’s so obvious what their management “Jonas Group” is trying to do. The only problem is that Joe doesn’t have the voice or the swagger of a Justin Timberlake. Let’s face it Joe’s like a good looking dork with a decent voice.

  • Anonymous

    hahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaa this is so funny. i love drama
    people are saying yeah it’s normal,sex is normal it’s not a sin, the boy is 21 she’s 23, okay i agree but man, if i saw any other random person on the street drinking that, it’d call my atention. so if the argument is he can do whatever he wants because is just like us, YEAH but if he was not famous this would call my atention and i’d talk about it anyway. this is weird. but anyway, idky this is not really surprising to me…

  • Ari_Marie

    I went to the website…Neurobliss sounds really good.

  • Anonymous

    Finally dude, let the guy have his fun and do whatever he wants. Stop talking about someone else’s sex life… who caresssss!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I think what bothers people is that they are letting people know that they’re having sex in a very classless way. Mama J has to be losing her mind with Ashley.

  • Anonymous

    Can you think of a song that reminds you of them????
    I make the good girls go bad anybody??? lol
    Just switch the roles around

  • ellie.xx

    Ha this is hilarious. I know he had the purity thing going on when he was like 17, but come on, he’s 21 now and grown up a lot. All the people saying im so disappointed and shit should get over it, they are all probably like 8 anyways. I would think he was weird if he didnt have sex and was 21.

  • Anonymous

    xD k seriously these are all old pictures of joe look at his hair its still short and if you look at the other posts with ashley hes had the same grey shirt on, i’m friends with joe and no he is not dating ashley anymore these were from like 4 mnts ago

  • Matrixxxx

    Why is this site so obsessed with Jashley? Leave them alone for fuck sake! Instead of focusing on their sex life, why dont u focus on your own, oceanup. I bet you have none.

  • LAUREN!

    yep they’re boning.

  • Anonymous

    its too bad camilla dumped him. they looked so happy together. they looked and acted better than this.

  • Becca.

    Anonymous said:

    Wow, kinda losing all respect for him. I used to look up to him and his brothers because they made the decision to stay pure until marriage, it was nice to know that chivalry wasn’t completely dead. I totally understand the fact that he’s a 21 year old guy, and she is a gorgeous girl but its just disappointing. I always had that thought in the back of my head that yes, it was too good to be true and that it was all just a part of their image, but its just breaking my heart to see that it really was all just a lie.

    His parents must be proud too :|

    ****
    True.
    I’m starting to love Kevin and Nick more. I’m bored and tired of Joe. Never thought there’d be a day I’d say that…I’ve been a huge Joe crazed fan since day one.

  • Anonymous

    pinche greene que se pudra la perra

  • Blair

    of course thats right, hes adult. but he swore that he wont have sex until he is married. and heve broken it and that sucks.
    i hate it about celebs, i dont know how to explain it but it sucks. this is so…. ewwwww :|||| ://// -.-

  • Anonymous

    wow, its sitting in the cup holder, hes not even touching it. ashleys the problem here, im worried for joe because of her

  • aaliyahnoelle

    first of all its just a drink. it isnt really going to help you in sex. its just the name of the flavor. i drink neuros all the time. it does nothing. its a catchy name.

    JEEZ PEOPLE

  • aaliyahnoelle

    u people are overreacting. its his life and his dick. he can do with it as he please.

    if he wants to have sex that is HIS choice. no one is forcing him. he has no obligation to you guys or anyone else but himself.

    and what if he was practicing purity? what
    if he changed his mind…people do that sometimes. it doesnt make you fake. it means you had a change in heart.

    if you guys remember they werent the ones broadcasting virginity…they were asked about it over and over again, they answered and it blew up in the media.

    i honestly think if they werent asked about purity rings in the first place it wouldnt be such a big deal.

    joe is not a hypocrit. hes a human being who may or may not have changed his mind and oppinion on sex. shit happens live with it.

    all this over a freaking drink… *SMDH*

  • Anonymous

    What ever it is sure looks like joe drank some of it. *Insert him jumping up and down*

  • Anonymous

    I find this hilarious sorry but I do. Plus it’s got all those vitamins in it maybe they are drinkin it for a reason other than sex seriously calm down.

  • jerseygirl

    FYI – it’s not just a “sex drink”. And….Ashley was never caught actually IN the sex shop. She was walking around the neighborhood of where one was. Did it ever occur to you that the media is making this into something bigger? They’re the ones that make a big deal about Joe’s purity ring being gone; now they’ll make connections to a sex shop visit; this drink – all to make the story bigger. And if he is acting differently, who cares? He’s 21 and probably doesn’t want to be known as “the Disney kid with the purity ring” anymore; just wants to be known as a typical 21yr.old guy. Nothing wrong with that. He’s not hurting anyone so I have no idea why people care so much. You all are so damn ridiculous.

  • Anonymous

    DEAM JAJAJAJA!!! *_*

  • Anonymous

    now these days everybody wanna talk like they got something to say!
    SO FUCK ALL OF YA ALL ALL OF YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE ME IF YOU DONT LIKE ME FUCK YOU!
    so what are you saying to somebody you hate?

  • Anonymous

    now these days everybody wanna talk like they got something to say!
    SO FUCK ALL OF YA ALL ALL OF YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE ME IF YOU DONT LIKE ME FUCK YOU!
    so what are you saying to somebody you hate?

  • Anonymous

    obvious they are having sexxx

  • Anonymous

    oh my gosh. seriously, who gives two shits. its life. people have sex. so whaaaat!

  • heartinvasion?

    Joe can do whatever he wants, if you hate Ashley for that, your being a whiny little bitch. -_-

  • m

    Joe and Ashley are into some kinky stuff. I would’t be surprised if they get a sex tape “leaked” soon

  • Danger-ous

    I never thought it was the place of the fans to discuss his sex life but whatever. Also, I didn’t know about this drink…I want to try it!

  • Maddesin

    They would have the most attractive babies!

  • Anonymous

    hes not even holding it!! its in the cup holder of the car as u can see in that TMZ video!! its an energy drink too and ashleys been going to the gym a lot lately and its her car, so its hers not joe’s

  • Anonymous

    If anyone seriously believe that these two aren’t doing it, you are completely naive.

    I seriously would’ve had more respect for Joe if he didn’t come out with his purity crap from the beginning. If he hadn’t made this public pledge, then he would just be another 21-year old guy having sex and he wouldn’t be reprimanded. If anyone loses respect for him, I wouldn’t blame you.

    Saying one thing and doing something else (no pun intended), is as hypocritical as you can get.

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE JOE..AND SHE!!!!! <3 BABYS CUTE FOR THEY!!

  • Danger-ous

    LMAO at someone calling it ManWhore Punch. That made me laugh, nice job.

  • Anonymous

    this is completely disappointing;they’re living in sin. I know that he’s a guy and it can be hard to remain pure until marriage, but don’t go making promises that you’re not going to keep(especially to God). Joe and Ashley’s relationship based completely on lust now.She’s the first girl he’s ever been with in that way and i think it might cloud his judgement on whether she’s right for him or not.At this point i wouldn’t be surprised if they get married and then in a short while divorce.
    I can’t believe he would do this.Hopefully it’s just a joke that he’s playing with the paprazi and if it is, it’s the worst joke ever. The paparazi may be constantly bugging him all the time so he may want to just deceive them but he’s also disappointing us(fans) and losing our (fans) respect.

  • Anonymous

    Look I am a reasonable person but to be honest with you I can’t stand fake people. People who say they are saving themselfs for marriage andd wear pruity rings and then don’t pratice what they preach are fake. People who claim they are christian and then don’t follow the Bible are fake. In other words Joe is fake. I don’t believe any of them are virgins. I mean come on it’s hollywood. Morals are something they don’t have in hollywood. I don’t think Selena, Emily, Miley, Demi, Jennifer, Debby, or any of the Jonas Brothers are vigins. Just listen to them talk sometimes. They double talk so much I don’t know what to believe.
    ———–
    Like they ever had a choice. Like in all those “christian” families, it was probably decided by their parents that they stay pure until marriage when they were practically babies. Don’t blame them, blame parents for making stupid unrealistic claims like that. I.e in the case of Miley, for all that I know it was her mom that said they believe in staying pure until marriage AFTER the first Miley pregnancy rumor.
    Yeah right. I don’t think her parents stayed pure until marriage, why put that kind of weight on their sons and daughters. Parents sometimes do the stupidest things to protect their kids.

  • fearless now

    they are a cute couple but this is hilarious… i am lovin these jashley stories… they are pretty entertaining ahahahaha

  • KristinaMarie559

    hahahaha but seriously if they are having sex its none of our bussiness.

  • Anonymous

    I love how he tries to promote purity and would talk about it all the time and now he’s showing he’s not.

  • Anonymous

    Is Joe a one minute man? Must be why he needs the sex juice!!! LMAO

  • Sage Hendrix.

    lmao, awe joey isn’t a virgin anymore.<3
    that’s kinda hotttt.
    did you guys all really think that a sexy 21 year old living in hollywood was going to stay a virgin until marriage? lol.
    but even if it is Ashley’s drink, she’s dating him (obvioulsy) and i doubt she’d drink that in front of him if she was cheating on him.

  • stella

    this is ridiculous, some of you say you are proud and feel happy for joe that hes with ashley, some of you say ash’s a bicth & I say, who cares?
    they are people, ordinary people like you and me, how can you feel happy or proud for anyone you don’t know, youve never known and won’t know? isn’t it ridiculous.
    let them having sex, they are 21&23 (or whatever) years old.
    this whole thing, the whole discusion is so stupid, xD

  • Anonymous

    Yeah joe, get some ;)!
    lol its about damn time.

  • mileyluver15

    this is just sad wheres the joe i loved

  • Anonymous

    not i still have my privacy

  • purplesharpie

    Too much information! Some things are better left unsaid/unwritten. :D

  • zhexantuvebsh

    There’s nothing to think about… They ARE having sex. duh!
    There again the SEX drink may totally just be for thirst right?..!

  • no

    Sice his dad reads this ite, i suppose the priest approves of his vow breaking sin right? :D

  • jerseygirl

    Oh, don’t forget, Danger-ous — he’s let all of these COMPLETE STRANGERS down by “flaunting” the fact that he’s having sex!

    But I agree with you, if the rest of you are all sooo disappointed in what Joe has become, move on along and go find some pre-teen, virginal pop singer to become a fan of.

  • Anonymous

    Hey guys! BID ON THE SPEAKERS FOR THE FARM SANCTUARY. From Zooey magazine! http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&userid=zooeymagazine

  • Anonymous

    Trifling morons. Some Christian you turned out to be, huh Joe?

    Have fun tupping your little dirty ewe tonight while your MOMMY DENISE cries herself to sleep praying for you!!!!

    I am pretty sure your parents are so proud that you figured out how to use your penis!! Don’t choke on your MANWHORE PUNCH!!!!

  • Anonymous

    he;s like anyother twenty year old he wants his sex. its his hormones. don’t blame him for drinking this. and going with her she’s sweet and pretty. and its not our business if there having sex or not

  • Anonymous

    Joe can make his own decions but right now he’s making the fans (me) think that everything he’s ever said about his beliefs and morals is untrue! I’m not mad just very disappointed!!

  • Anonymous

    OMG

  • Anonymous

    hey_foolios said:

    Honestly, what if they’re not having sex.

    Like.. what if the drink is THAT good?

    I wish I were rich so I could just buy expensive insanely delicious sex drinks.

    Friend: I feel like a Cola.
    Other Friend: I feel like a Corona.
    Other Friend’s Friend: I feel like having a shot.
    Me: I feel like Neurogasm.
    All Three Friends In Unison: Neurogasm??
    Me: What? It’s insanely delicious.

    im more of a jack daniels kinda gal

  • Anonymous

    I love it how you guys ASSUME hes doing something let me remind you that you don’t know them all you know is what the media knows.
    ——————————————–

    You’d be naive to believe that they’re not doing it. It’s completely obvious.

  • Anonymous

    Trifling morons. Some Christian you turned out to be, huh Joe?

    Have fun tupping your little dirty ewe tonight while your MOMMY DENISE cries herself to sleep praying for you!!!!

    I am pretty sure your parents are so proud that you figured out how to use your penis!! Don’t choke on your MANWHORE PUNCH!!!!

    Please don’t tell me YOU are a Christian. Because if you are, what you said makes me embarrassed of you.

  • FrancyJonasGomez

    Sep 30, 2010 @ 07:12 am
    mileyluver15 said:

    this is just sad wheres the joe i loved
    Sep 30, 2010 @ 07:13 am

    mileyluver15 said:

    i hope she gets pregnant because this is just wrong.

    You’re Fucking Pathetic Let Me Just Tell You.
    Where’s The Joe I Love?
    I Hope She Gets Pregnant.
    Ignorant Idiot.
    Tell Me What’s So Wrong? Having Sex? Are You Planning On Being A Nun Or Something?
    Cause If You’re Not, YOU WILL HAVE SEX SOMEDAY (:
    He’s 21 She’s 20 Something. GET OVER IT!

  • Anonymous

    im kind of glad he needs to grow up cuz i dont like jb theyre too… ahhh. but on the other hands shouldnt he wait with his whole not have sex till im 42 or whatever???

  • TheBurningTusksIsAJonasBrothersFan

    I think I’m the only person that knew that Joe wouldn’t be able to hold out on that promised. Also he was the one who talked it about to much that I felt this would happen. For those that are surprised then why didn’t you SEE the signs in Joe. Like one he doesn’t want to get married until he is thirty if a guy is surpose to wait that long then your stupid.

  • KristinaMarie559

    Look I am a reasonable person but to be honest with you I can’t stand fake people. People who say they are saving themselfs for marriage andd wear pruity rings and then don’t pratice what they preach are fake. People who claim they are christian and then don’t follow the Bible are fake. In other words Joe is fake. I don’t believe any of them are virgins. I mean come on it’s hollywood. Morals are something they don’t have in hollywood. I don’t think Selena, Emily, Miley, Demi, Jennifer, Debby, or any of the Jonas Brothers are vigins. Just listen to them talk sometimes. They double talk so much I don’t know what to believe
    ——
    Did you ever think it was their job?
    Also things change, he could think of sex differently then he did when he was younger.

  • Anonymous

    I fucking hate ashley! shes such a slut just type her name into google and all these slutty pictures come up, grrr and shes not even pretty.

    and i hate joe for what he did to demi!

  • aaliyahnoelle

    mileyluver15 said:

    i hope she gets pregnant because this is just wrong.
    ————

    why would you wish unplanned pregnancies on people?

    jeez some people need to get over themselves

  • KristinaMarie559

    hope she gets pregnant because this is just wrong.
    —-
    Maybe Joe wanted to have sex.
    How is this wrong? Its their life.

  • FrancyJonasGomez

    Sep 30, 2010 @ 07:21 am
    KristinaMarie559 said:

    Look I am a reasonable person but to be honest with you I can’t stand fake people. People who say they are saving themselfs for marriage andd wear pruity rings and then don’t pratice what they preach are fake. People who claim they are christian and then don’t follow the Bible are fake. In other words Joe is fake. I don’t believe any of them are virgins. I mean come on it’s hollywood. Morals are something they don’t have in hollywood. I don’t think Selena, Emily, Miley, Demi, Jennifer, Debby, or any of the Jonas Brothers are vigins. Just listen to them talk sometimes. They double talk so much I don’t know what to believe
    ——
    Did you ever think it was their job?
    Also things change, he could think of sex differently then he did when he was younger

    Thank You (:
    People Change, Or Maybe They Were Just Force To Portray A Pure Image Cause There Were On Disney. Seriously GET OVER IT!
    It’s There Fucking Life.

  • superJOEman

    Ohhh…..boy..

  • KristinaMarie559

    Who would make this kinda of drink o_o

  • VenomousLipsPoisonPerfume

    blahaha
    that made me lol XD

  • KristinaMarie559

    Did you ever think it was their job?
    Also things change, he could think of sex differently then he did when he was younger

    Thank You (:
    People Change, Or Maybe They Were Just Force To Portray A Pure Image Cause There Were On Disney. Seriously GET OVER IT!
    It’s There Fucking Life.
    —-
    People are acting like it’s hurting them.
    Joe is 21, let him do whatever he wants to do -__-

  • Anonymous

    anyway they didnt spent the night together? hahahaha

  • Anonymous

    just cause they are drinking a “sex”drink doesnt necessarily mean they are doing the deed…lots of people drink gatorade/powerade (which is a sports drink) and dont play sports …just giving joe the benifit of the doubt here…i really dont care about his sex life, but just felt the need to stat this…

  • KristinaMarie559

    I don’t usually care about Joe’s relationships but I love Jashley <3

  • QueenRoxxy

    ocean up is deeeead. :D

  • Anonymous

    nick does where his ring!!!
    and ashley is a bad influence on him

  • peacelovehearts

    OH MY FUCKING GOD…. O_O
    Bahahahahaahahahahha!

  • KristinaMarie559

    I hope she gets pregnant because they will have extremely attractive babies!
    —–
    hahaha they would have hot babies.

  • FrancyJonasGomez

    KristinaMarie559 said:

    Did you ever think it was their job?
    Also things change, he could think of sex differently then he did when he was younger

    Thank You (:
    People Change, Or Maybe They Were Just Force To Portray A Pure Image Cause There Were On Disney. Seriously GET OVER IT!
    It’s There Fucking Life.
    —-
    People are acting like it’s hurting them.
    Joe is 21, let him do whatever he wants to do -__-

    —-

    But Most Of These Idiots Are Jemi/Demi Fans Or Girls Who Swear Joe Will End Up With Them Someday. And Think He Has To Be Single Forever. Freaking Psychos.

  • Anonymous

    I’m nowhere near surprised. I mean, let’s face it, Ashley is wayyy better looking then any other of Joe’s ex-girlfriends.

  • dammmm shwaty

    GET IT JOSEPH JONAS!

  • Anonymous

    omg, j.jonas is a womanizer. one woman after another.

  • Signorina. aNonimo

    Joe looks darn happy in the pic…I am sure Ashley is getting all of his attention..Joe is into fitness and likes energy drinks..big woop..

  • Anonymous

    well. this is earth shattering news.

  • KristinaMarie559

    I’m really glad Joe and Miley are dating people outside of Disney.

  • Anonymous

    I know for a FACT they are having sex!!! Just look how horny Joe looks!

  • Anonymous

    ….

  • hailey!

    i <3 them. obvious sex ftw!

  • Anonymous

    Haha my friend works for neuro…this is great advertising for them

  • Anonymous

    Did you ever think it was their job?
    Also things change, he could think of sex differently then he did when he was younger.
    ——–
    So true. Who does think of sex the same with 21 as when they were 12.
    12yo thoughts about sex: EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Gross.
    20yo thoughts about sex: Aaaahhh. Me likey.

  • Patty

    http://oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=15454&fid=102393 Joe also wears his ring on a necklace…

  • jew

    first of all ashley is gorgeous and everything but um she’s older than joe and more mature..she better not change him………….wtf that drink could be photoshopped but if not it’s def hers like joe def doesn’t even know what that is lol
    but honestly if he isn’t a virgin anymore i will be pissed. not because i am jealous or anything.. i don’t want them lying to us ;( people look up to them for that stuff

  • Anonymous

    Unless it’s a similar looking bottle or a photoshop or the obvious one, PR, yeah, duh, they are having sex… you don’t drink that shit for kicks.

  • KristinaMarie559

    Did you ever think it was their job?
    Also things change, he could think of sex differently then he did when he was younger

    Thank You (:
    People Change, Or Maybe They Were Just Force To Portray A Pure Image Cause There Were On Disney. Seriously GET OVER IT!
    It’s There Fucking Life.
    —-
    People are acting like it’s hurting them.
    Joe is 21, let him do whatever he wants to do -__-

    —-

    But Most Of These Idiots Are Jemi/Demi Fans Or Girls Who Swear Joe Will End Up With Them Someday. And Think He Has To Be Single Forever. Freaking Psychos.
    —–
    I don’t get why people are still into Jemi.
    I can’t believe people think they are ‘true love’

  • Anonymous

    i <3 them. who cares if they’re having sex? obvs joe was banging camilla+his french boyfriend+taylor swift(why else would she be so butthurt?) so who cares? ashley’s hot, he’s hot, let them have hot sex in peace.

  • Anonymous

    Say it ain’t so Joe

  • Stranger

    LMFAO. Can’t believe I missed this post.

  • Anonymous

    I think Joe is a attention whore and they are dating eachother more for publicity then for anything i mean the guy can’t even stay single for a bit. And then has a rep for dating famous chicks and you think geez if I didn’t work out with any of these woman then maybe should stop dating stars lola, of course this is just my opinion :D

  • Mel

    MARKETING! that’s all. They aren’t dating… it’s just marketing. Don’t worry girls, Joe is still virgin! he is not stupid… I mean just a little, but he knows what he really wants…

  • Danger-ous

    Right. Let some other poor soul lead the spineless and naive. Why you are looking to someone in Hollywood to determine your belief system and your own morality is beyond me.

    Be your own person, don’t let big books or some strangers you see on Sunday determine what your values are. Least of all a Jonas Brother.

  • Anonymous

    I honestly don’t care what they’re doing. They’re adults..and as a college student..people this age do that sort of thing. But honestly, is it really necessary to publicize it? You can obviously CLEARLY see that there are people with cameras following you wherever you go. You say you want to keep your private life private, but then they trance around with all this crap that just leads to rumors. I’m not going to criticize them for whatever they’re doing..but honestly..you shouldn’t be THAT dumb.

  • Anonymous

    That’s totally different. People drink for electrolytes, to hydrate. Gatorade/powerade is good for people that don’t like water, so they think… (it’s loaded with sugars) I mean this is a specialized sex drink.

  • ljs1202

    Dear Joe,
    We all get that you want to grow up & change you image with the new album coming out and all, but is this really the way?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoiPV1CI7_Q

    I agree with Demi: I have completely lost respect for you. A girlfriend that poses nude, goes to sex shops, admits to casual hook-ups? Maybe this is who you really are, if so, you sure had us fooled. Sorry I invested so much time & money in you.
    Signed,
    Former Fan

  • hailey

    i <3 them. who cares if they’re having sex? obvs joe was banging camilla+his french boyfriend+taylor swift(why else would she be so butthurt?) so who cares? ashley’s hot, he’s hot, let them have hot sex in peace.

  • Anonymous

    They’re adults. Of course they’re banging each other. I don’t think Ashley’s a bad influence, Joe had just as big of a part in this as her. It’s his choice. Let them live their lives. :)

  • Anonymous

    i <3 them. who cares if they’re having sex? obvs joe was banging camilla+his french boyfriend+taylor swift(why else would she be so butthurt?) so who cares? ashley’s hot, he’s hot, let them have hot sex in peace.

  • Stranger

    I’m really glad Joe and Miley are dating people outside of Disney.

    ——-

    Glad someone is on the same page as me.

  • EvaSnow

    jerseygirl said:

    FYI – it’s not just a “sex drink”. And….Ashley was never caught actually IN the sex shop. She was walking around the neighborhood of where one was. Did it ever occur to you that the media is making this into something bigger? They’re the ones that make a big deal about Joe’s purity ring being gone; now they’ll make connections to a sex shop visit; this drink – all to make the story bigger. And if he is acting differently, who cares? He’s 21 and probably doesn’t want to be known as “the Disney kid with the purity ring” anymore; just wants to be known as a typical 21yr.old guy. Nothing wrong with that. He’s not hurting anyone so I have no idea why people care so much. You all are so damn ridiculous.
    ______
    So we both think that Joe has changed because of Ashley… I’m not making a big deal out of this. I was just pointing out that his behaviour is kinda OOC right now. And the media wouldn’t make a big deal out of this if they didn’t buy the “sex drink”. So the fact that they did and put it in the front of the car for everyone to see says something about how he has changed.

  • Anonymous

    i <3 them. who cares if they’re having sex? obvs joe was banging camilla+his french boyfriend+taylor swift(why else would she be so butthurt?) so who cares? ashley’s hot, he’s hot, let them have hot sex in peace.

  • FrancyJonasGomez

    KristinaMarie559 said:

    Did you ever think it was their job?
    Also things change, he could think of sex differently then he did when he was younger

    Thank You (:
    People Change, Or Maybe They Were Just Force To Portray A Pure Image Cause There Were On Disney. Seriously GET OVER IT!
    It’s There Fucking Life.
    —-
    People are acting like it’s hurting them.
    Joe is 21, let him do whatever he wants to do -__-

    —-

    But Most Of These Idiots Are Jemi/Demi Fans Or Girls Who Swear Joe Will End Up With Them Someday. And Think He Has To Be Single Forever. Freaking Psychos.
    —–
    I don’t get why people are still into Jemi.
    I can’t believe people think they are ‘true love’


    That Was Never True Love.. People Swear There Destined For Each Other… THAT’S BULLSHIT Jemi Is O V E R!
    I Honestly Hope Jashley Last So It Can Crush All Of Those Teenies Hearts, And Prove Them Wrong.

  • Hilary

    LMFAO!

  • Stranger

    I hope we have another post like this. I will be sure that I won’t miss it. Hopefully.

  • jojohatesdemihaters

    K YOU NO WHAT ? THIS IS MESSED ITS NOT FUNNY. I LOVED JOE WITH DEMI NOT THT ASHLEY GREENE BITCH. IF YOU THINK ITS FUNNY GO FUCK URSELF K? i kno i am a spaz but i kno joe and demi. pfft. loser.

  • Moonbeam

    LMFAO. Can’t believe I missed this post.
    ———
    Ditto. Ha ha.

    And here come the “Joe has changed” and “We want the old Joe back” comments.

  • Danger-ous

    Sep 30, 2010 @ 08:59 am
    Patty said:

    http://oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=15454&fid=102393 Joe also wears his ring on a necklace…
    ——-
    Wrong. That’s simply the ring to hold the pendant on his necklace. Sure as hell isn’t his “purity ring”. If his finger can fit into that, there’s no way Ashley’s wanting to have sex with him.

  • Stranger

    That Was Never True Love.. People Swear There Destined For Each Other… THAT’S BULLSHIT Jemi Is O V E R!
    I Honestly Hope Jashley Last So It Can Crush All Of Those Teenies Hearts, And Prove Them Wrong.

    ——

    Calm down. Never of them has had a long relationship so I doubt this will last too long.

  • Stranger

    Ditto. Ha ha.

    And here come the “Joe has changed” and “We want the old Joe back” comments.

    ——-

    I think those comments are on the previous pages. And now there are “former fans” comments. Haha.

  • itsbriellex

    I remember when I was 12 years old my sister who was 16 had this drink in her room so yes,it does exist.I didnt really know what it was so I drank a little bit & my sister caught me & told me what it was xD I’m serious,that stuff makes you feel ready to go…lol.

    Anyways,this is old news everyone knew Joe & Ashley were having sex.

  • Stranger

    Martha Stewart show is on :/ I’m gonna go take a shower. Peace Out!

  • EvaSnow

    Patty said:

    http://oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=15454&fid=102393 Joe also wears his ring on a necklace…
    _________
    That’s not his ring…

  • Patty

    Actually youre right … But still think that its their thing, but even if they had sex, Joe should be granted. Because I remember times when they claimed to be virgins until marriage, and now it seems that everything is different… :/

  • joseppphhhhh<3

    joe i love you more than anything like u mean the world to me and everything at this point i can not wait until she breaks up with u.. shes using u for fame

  • _liesyoutold

    Fucking or not, I don’t care.
    It’s their lives.

  • gingerrx.

    ahaha. wow, i’m late.

    but why make it so obvious that they’re having sex? i mean, do normal people drink those kind of drinks?

  • Anonymous

    just let them live their lives, it’s NOT our live and what they do is not of our business. stfu!

  • C

    Who cares if they have sex?
    Joe is like 21. Thats way past due. So they should be.
    And Ashley has tald openely in interviews about hooking up with random dudes.

    Good on them.

  • FrancyJonasGomez

    Stranger said:

    That Was Never True Love.. People Swear There Destined For Each Other… THAT’S BULLSHIT Jemi Is O V E R!
    I Honestly Hope Jashley Last So It Can Crush All Of Those Teenies Hearts, And Prove Them Wrong.

    ——

    Calm down. Never of them has had a long relationship so I doubt this will last too long.

    You Never Know (:

  • crazylady

    Joe: “Seriously?”
    Ashley: “Yes,now try it.Its healthy.”
    ——————————————

    BAHAHA you made her sound like an evil witch or something
    “Take the apple”
    Snow White bites it and all hell breaks loose.

    wow that’s just what I thought when I read that comment.

    I think this is fake but I’m not going to investigate.
    don’t really give a flying potato if he’s fucking her or not even though I don’t like Ashley because I’m honestly not surprised if he is
    the guy is one of the dirtiest Christian you could ever see (I’ve “studied” him a lot over these past few years so yeah it’s clear to me how he is) for the longest time I haven’t thought he was all that devout and I admire him the way he is.

    plus I mean the guy is an adult so it’s only natural for him to be intent on doing it. this is another reason why he needs to leave Disney behind. being just a decent guy is not good enough for Disney..you have to be like squeaky clean.

  • Moonbeam

    And here come the “Joe has changed” and “We want the old Joe back” comments.

    ——-

    I think those comments are on the previous pages. And now there are “former fans” comments. Haha.
    ————

    I guess Joe has only one thing to say to these “former fans”:

    http://oceanup.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/main_pic/images/joemiddlefinger.jpg

  • Anonymous

    i could care less about what Joe is doing but it’s WHO he’s doing it with that pisses me off. She’s a whore.

  • IrmaStiletto

    I couldn’t care less regarding their sex life, but I wonder how uncomfortable it must be for his parents to see this…

  • aaliyahnoelle

    “and then im gonna find my best friend doug and then im gonna give him a best friend hug…DOUG DOUG DOUG DOUG !!! DOUG DOUGY DOUGY DOUG DOUG!!!!! but if hes been murdered by crystal meth tweakers…well then we’re shit outta luck!”

    /random song done

  • gingerrx.

    and i don’t know if i think that high of joe anymore. i mean, why even make a promise and in the next easy moment break it. it’s not that hard to stay a virgin if you really want to.

  • Anonymousssss

    they sell this at my college….i don’t think a state college would be selling it if it was something purely about sex

  • Anonymous

    Its photoshopped its a different drink in the video, its a different colour on top but i never noticed it until someone showed me it. What ever happens we will be there for joe….. but not ashley… :/

  • lmao

    Ashley buying sex toys, lingerie, & taking naked pics + Joe drinking NEUROGASM, not wearing his purity ring, & constantly moving on from one girl to another = They have sex.

  • Leena

    I love Joe<3
    He’s 21 guys. That’s pretty damn old anyways. Hahah.

    The smile is scary though. xD

  • crazylady

    I couldn’t care less regarding their sex life, but I wonder how uncomfortable it must be for his parents to see this…

    if he had actually done it, I can’t imagine his mom being that upset. she seems VERY understanding but his dad would be flipping out. he’d probly be like “son I know you’re an adult now but you made a promise…”

  • Anonymous

    that looks really photoshopped

  • xO

    :O

  • Moonbeam

    i could care less about what Joe is doing but it’s WHO he’s doing it with that pisses me off. She’s a whore.
    ————
    http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/kermit-and50-cent.gif

  • ObsessedByJoeJ

    I’m a LITTLE Disapointed Of Joe :/ !!!

  • crystallynn87

    SO what if they are…its his life.hes a grown boy he can do what he wants. I dont blame ashley i would hit that too LOL!

  • Anonymous

    Yeah they are having sex!! i think he was having sex before he even was with her. I don’t think that he should have that in his car to start rumors and such.. he should know better.

  • Anonymous

    hahahah thats hilarious.
    BUSTED joe. but its not like we didn’t know.

  • SoRawSUgAr

    little girl: Mommy, Why is that man smiling like that?
    ew ew ew,

    YOU CAN’T BE MORE SEXY THAN JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! HE BROUGHT SEXY BACK!!

  • NeverShoutNatalie

    PEOPLE WITH SOME CLASS HAVE SEX WITHOUT SHOWING EVERY ONE. JOE SHOULD DO IT LIKE HIS OLDER BRO.

  • Anonymous

    Bahahaha, Jashley sex tape next. I bet she already filmed him.

  • Danger-ous

    Oh, don’t forget, Danger-ous — he’s let all of these COMPLETE STRANGERS down by “flaunting” the fact that he’s having sex!
    ——-
    Honestly Jerz, I think he’s sick of it and probably getting a kick out of seeing heads role over his sexual activity. People are acting like he’s banging street whores on Sunset Boulevard.

  • Anonymous

    I just got a six pack from laughing so hard XDD REALLY. They should know that the paps were going to photograph that! hahahaha.

  • realjonasfan

    first, the picture is not photo shopped, theres a video on tmz where you can see the bottle as they are getting inside the car. second, the drink is NOT ONLY for sexual purposes. and third, nick wears his purity ring on his diabetes dog tag. thanks :)

  • Anonymous

    Why are people so hung on up their promise rigns? They were barely out of the womb when they were practically pressured into doing it to please their parents. They’ve grown up now, of course their opinions and feelings on things will change.

    Just because someone has sex does not make them a ‘whore’ or a bad person. You don’t have to be married to do it. And there are plenty of christians in the world who do not believe in the promise rings. It’s all personal preference. You can still be a christian with no purity ring. It’s how you live your life, not how often you have sex. Sex is a part of life, it’s natural. It’s how all of you ended up here. Get over it.

  • nemoh

    Anonymous said:
    If anyone seriously believe that these two aren’t doing it, you are completely naive.

    I seriously would’ve had more respect for Joe if he didn’t come out with his purity crap from the beginning. If he hadn’t made this public pledge, then he would just be another 21-year old guy having sex and he wouldn’t be reprimanded. If anyone loses respect for him, I wouldn’t blame you.

    Saying one thing and doing something else (no pun intended), is as hypocritical as you can get.

    Well, he’s older now. The way he views things change. It’s human.

  • Anonymous

    HAHA he is a fucking Hypocrite. He is his own epic fail. I think teenage pregnancy just went up 10% after this little rolemodel here.

  • crazylady

    however am a bit bothered by the car now that I heard it’s a Porsche

    ew do not like. probly his idea to use that car since a) he’s driving and b) he has horrible taste in cars IMO

    how do people like those cars? they’re sooo ugly. they’re the ugliest car I’ve ever seen. (my mom would agree)
    oh well whatever floats your boat (ick)

  • Anonymous

    jOE AND SHE….SEXIIII!!!!

  • EvaSnow

    I really don’t get why they have to shove it into our faces that they’re having sex right now. It’s kinda OOC if you ask me. I mean they obviously have sex. If you look at their behaviour, going to sex shops and now with this drink. Why are they acting so obvious with this? I thought that Joe had a certain “reputation” and it’s weird how he’s ruining it right now. He needs to think with his head and not with his dick.

  • Anonymous

    joe likes to keep his personal life out of the media, anyway he use to.

  • Afterglow

    well… joe and ashley’s sex life has nothing to do with me… so eh. haha

  • Anonymous

    Do you FUCKING IDIOTS at OceanUp fail to see that this photo is VERY POORLY photoshopped? You can tell…A bottle isn’t going to randomly be placed in the middle of the dash DUMB ASSES. Get a life and learn to post quality information.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t like Jashley…..Joick for the win!!

  • rockstar101

    They’re obviously doing these things purposely, and that’s why it’s starting to get annoying/seem as if it’s just PR.
    Whatever.

  • MORICETSZ

    OH COME ON!!
    anything else you want to tell us?
    they’re already holding hands on public on purpose for two days straight, we know they like kinky toys, now theyre showing us their drink aka orgasm maker??

    ALRIGHT, WE GOT IT.

  • SoRawSUgAr

    What is his point? Trying to be more sexy by doing all this sh.t, well to be honest it just makes him look like a manwhore, and that smile makes him look like a pedo, I mean Its alright seeing it once in a while, but EVERY post of him and Ashley is this
    Joe: *think pedo, think pedo*
    lol but seriously

  • Voice of reason

    It’s unfortunate that everyone thinks that they know him so well.

  • iusedtobelovedrunk

    not everyone the jobros dates is a pr. -_-

  • jerseygirl

    Oh hell no, I did not say he’s changed because of Ashley. So don’t put words into my mouth. You’re the one implying that she’s the reason. I think he’s just growing up. He’s not the 17yr.old boy that first started with this band. Getting through your head – he’s a 21 yr.old guy in an adult relationship. And he’s not doing anything wrong. You just can’t handle any change from this guy. So sad.

  • Anonymous

    ok this is so weird im so used to seeing joe with the disney channel goody goodies, not with huge movie stars drinking a sex drink??!

  • rockstar101

    And whoever believes this 21 year old is still a virgin must be SO NAIVE!
    And there’s nothing wrong with that. All these discussions about wether he’s doing it and who he did it with first bla bla are just so creepy.
    And I don’t think Joe’s a player. I think he propably never has any bad intentions, but it seems he’s always rushing into things without using his immature little head ;)

  • QueenRoxxy

    and its still dead :D

  • Anonymous

    That drink is CLEARLY photoshopped…it is a terrible job at photoshopping FYI to the idiot that did this…

  • iusedtobelovedrunk

    People need to calm the hell down. His sex/dating life is done of our business. Who cares if he’s having sex? “But, he said he was going to wait until marriage!” People change their minds. Having sex before marriage doesn’t make you a bad person.

  • fire_at_will

    Well. I can’t quite believe that Joe is putting a commitment to a classless and scarlet actress above a commitment to God, but it’s his life and if he wants to live in sin rhen that’s just jolly.

  • Anonymous

    Hey…its her car

  • OJD

    This is so stupid
    he tells the papz where he is but only when hes with ashley. Joe would never do that..
    I think its just fake..
    But nothing can explain this picture….
    But no matter what I will support him. <3

  • JOE = HOE

    From now on, I’ll be calling Joe, ‘Hoe Jonas’

  • SoRawSUgAr

    If i say something mean, you could say I’m jealous but NO, i don’t like him or Ashley or any jobro, twilight is something else, yes i did like jemi but no I’m not obsessed. thing is wat does disney think of this drink??

  • Anonymous

    they were handing out free samples of this drink at my school. its pretty tasty and the bottle is spiffy

  • iusedtobelovedrunk

    Also, if you’re going to dislike someone for having sex, then you might as well dislike most of the teenage population.

  • Danger-ous

    HE’S CHANGING! WHATEVER WILL WE DO!??!

    Anyone who expects him to be the same silly clowny boy he was at 18 needs to get a grip. This is why you shouldn’t idolize people. Everyone is getting butthurt over it.

  • BangBang

    Bahahah honestly I don’t really care if he’s doing it, that’s his business but he forgot something: didn’t he and his brothers tell the whole world that they would stay pure untill marriage? PAHAHAH! Well Jobro fans your good Joe went BAD!

  • iusedtobelovedrunk

    If i say something mean, you could say I’m jealous but NO, i don’t like him or Ashley or any jobro, twilight is something else, yes i did like jemi but no I’m not obsessed. thing is wat does disney think of this drink??

    Disney can suck it

  • GabbyxNicole

    wow people need to leave them alone they are both grown adults GET IT JASHLEY

  • Anonymous

    hahahahh this is so fuckin funny…
    like i can’t understand why they did all that show about their purity rings and stuff when they all knew someone was gonna break that up
    i have a feeling that she is just with him for the sex and in a few months they’re gonne break up.

  • Anonymous

    They are not shoving it in your faces it’s the flipping paps that are over analysing everything and you’re giving them exactly what they want: a reaction.

    Joe stopped wearing his ring before the Jashley rumors exploded. Ashley left the ‘sex’ store empty handed. And just because they have a drink they can boost your orgasms or whatever doesn’t mean he/she is drinking it just for this reason. It’s not their fault they are followed and photographed wherever they go and then the ‘fans’ have an outrageous reaction. The more you react the more stories there will be about it. Sad, but true. Just ignore the stories and the paps will not care anymore because they aren’t getting any ‘views’ or ‘readers’.

  • JonasLover

    Oh God..this is funny….yet..dissapointing in some ways…i like ashly & all…i just don’t like the way she’s changed Joe :( i miss old pure Joey :P

  • iusedtobelovedrunk

    People change and promises are broken.

  • Nobody.

    Who cares? Leave them alone.

  • Voice of reason

    iusedtobelovedrunk said:

    Also, if you’re going to dislike someone for having sex, then you might as well dislike most of the teenage population.


    Exactally. Too bad half of these people never even leave their own house to see the light of day.

  • crazylady

    *looked up on Google about Ashley and Porsches* oh I see…she likes Porsches. phew I was about to say he topped himself with bad vehicle choices

    but yeah there’s something seriously wrong with her :P

  • Anonymous

    Also, if you’re going to dislike someone for having sex, then you might as well dislike most of the teenage population.

    Amen.

    Try telling some immature people that. People grow up, they change their minds and yes believe it not they do have sex.

  • iusedtobelovedrunk

    Also, if you’re going to dislike someone for having sex, then you might as well dislike most of the teenage population.


    Exactaliy. Too bad half of these people never even leave their own house to see the light of day.

    ikr! if they stepped foot in a high school, they’d be hit with nothing but sex!

  • Anonymous

    MORICETSZ said:

    OH COME ON!!
    anything else you want to tell us?
    they’re already holding hands on public on purpose for two days straight, we know they like kinky toys, now theyre showing us their drink aka orgasm maker??

    ALRIGHT, WE GOT IT.

    lol, yes Joe you are the new Timberlake, you are bringing sexy back and need to be taken seriously as a serious artist when your album comes out. It’s convenient that the drink showed up when tv cameras where there, but whatever you need to do dispel those lots and lots of gay rumors in west hollywood. I’m sure in this case it’s not just publicity it’s true love.

  • Anonymous

    LOLOL!!!

    Of Course they’re having sex!
    Do you really think these boys are STILL pure??
    The only one not whipping his wang out is Frankie…. or is he??

  • Anonymous

    rockstar101 said:

    They’re obviously doing these things purposely, and that’s why it’s starting to get annoying/seem as if it’s just PR.
    Whatever.
    ——————————————
    This, it’s so obvious it’s for publicity, a drink pops when the tv crew is there lol. Next we’ll see you at the Newsroom cafe in Hollywood (where paps are ALL the time) complaining about paps following you lol.

  • Voice of reason

    People change and promises are broken.


    I quoted that yesterday. (:
    Ironic, huh..

  • Anonymous

    gosh what thee fuck is wrong with ya’all he’s an ADULT he can have sex if he wants to he can show middle finger if he wants to just shut the fuck up ya 7 yr olds will be doing the same thing when ya grow up.

    LMFAO thanks OU ya made my day

  • SoRawSUgAr

    actually I don’t care, I do dislike how much his stuff about sex is like all over each post but I mean watever! He can give her hpv and a.ids haha. just wutever

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Bahahaha, Jashley sex tape next. I bet she already filmed him.

    More likely Joe filmed it with her and another guy, she likes older guys, he does also.

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  • Voice of reason

    ikr! if they stepped foot in a high school, they’d be hit with nothing but sex!

    Thats what pisses me off, because they’re so quick to judge because half of the fanbase has never even been in a relationship.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    gosh what thee fuck is wrong with ya’all he’s an ADULT he can have sex if he wants to he can show middle finger if he wants to just shut the fuck up ya 7 yr olds will be doing the same thing when ya grow up.

    LMFAO thanks OU ya made my day
    ———-
    He can have sex all he wants no one cares, but to make a big publicity event out of to create some image of him is pathetic. Pulls out a sex drink in front of TMZ cameras lol.

  • SoRawSUgAr

    i KNOW this is a ‘jashley’ ew sorry haha, post but Imma bring Demi up anyway, i can’t wait till her new album in late spring

  • peacenlove

    OMFG ROFL

  • Anonymous

    I really don’t get why they have to shove it into our faces that they’re having sex right now. It’s kinda OOC if you ask me. I mean they obviously have sex. If you look at their behaviour, going to sex shops and now with this drink. Why are they acting so obvious with this? I thought that Joe had a certain “reputation” and it’s weird how he’s ruining it right now. He needs to think with his head and not with his dick.

    Have you ever stopped and thought that Joe is acting so OOC because he feels different with Ashley? That maybe he actually cares about her too much to care what anyone else thinks anymore? Maybe he’s just gone past the point of caring and worrying about every little thing he does.

    Just a thought.

    People need to get off their backs and grow up.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    they were handing out free samples of this drink at my school. its pretty tasty and the bottle is spiffy

    lol cool school

  • Anonymous

    Pulls out a sex drink in front of TMZ cameras lol.
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    This. LMFAO
    Make it less obvious next time.

  • iusedtobelovedrunk

    actually I don’t care, I do dislike how much his stuff about sex is like all over each post but I mean watever! He can give her hpv and a.ids haha. just wutever

    smh. how old are you?

    you do realize that just because someone has sex outside of marriage, it doesn’t mean they have an std.

  • Anonymous

    I’m confused.

  • Anonymous

    The bottle looks photo shopped into the picture, but seriously, LOL!

  • Anonymous

    What’s with anon and Joe gay stuff, Joe is all man, he looks hot here with his girlfriend.

    http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/44898210.html

  • rockstar101

    A for effort, F for execution. Too obvious.

    Haha, I love you (;

  • iusedtobelovedrunk

    ikr! if they stepped foot in a high school, they’d be hit with nothing but sex!

    Thats what pisses me off, because they’re so quick to judge because half of the fanbase has never even been in a relationship.

    Exactly. And honestly, if the media/fans wouldn’t have made such a big deal about the rings in the first place(because let’s face it, the only real time the jobros brought the rings up is when they were questioned about them) this probably wouldn’t be a big deal right now. Joe doesn’t deserve to be ragged on for it.

  • Anonymous

    rockstar101 said:

    A for effort, F for execution. Too obvious.

    Haha, I love you (;

    ————————————-
    How sad is it that i wrote that about 8 hours ago and I’m still on lol. Well I did leave for those hours but still. (hangs head in shame)

  • EvaSnow

    Danger-ous said:

    HE’S CHANGING! WHATEVER WILL WE DO!??!

    Anyone who expects him to be the same silly clowny boy he was at 18 needs to get a grip. This is why you shouldn’t idolize people. Everyone is getting butthurt over it.
    ______________
    It’s not the fact that he IS changing. It’s the fact that he changes so quickly. Breaking up with Demi because she was so public about the relationship and now he’s open about his relationship with her. Suddenly he’s trying to make sure to the world that he’s having sex etc. Not that I care that he’s having sex. It’s just weird that he changed so much in one month for just one girl..

    And no I’m not a Jemi stan. I just think he changed too much in a short time. And that’s kinda weird because the Jonas Brothers are always worried about their reputation. And now he seems like he doesn’t care anymore. That’s kinda sad, because that only confirms that the whole Disney image is completely fake. And yeah I already knew that the image was fake, but it’s weird that now he doesn’t seem to care anymore about it.

    And LOL at all the people who think that 21 is soooo old. xD You’re still really young when you’re 21 years old.

  • Anonymous

    bahahah go jashley!

  • simplyashley

    Ashley : “Joe isn’t this cool (blah blah blah”
    Joe : “I’m hitting THAT tonight!” .

    Haha , Why does he need help with his sexual drive? Its those tight jeans! LOL JK :)

  • Anonymous

    Wow, kinda losing all respect for him. I used to look up to him and his brothers because they made the decision to stay pure until marriage, it was nice to know that chivalry wasn’t completely dead. I totally understand the fact that he’s a 21 year old guy, and she is a gorgeous girl but its just disappointing. I always had that thought in the back of my head that yes, it was too good to be true and that it was all just a part of their image, but its just breaking my heart to see that it really was all just a lie.

    His parents must be proud too :|
    ——-
    Trust me. You’re not the only one that feels this way!

    Seriously guys. Come on, grow up a little. Maybe he actually really likes her and just wants to share it with her? Just because you are having sex with someone doesn’t make you any less of a gentleman. Sex is just a part of a relationships. It has many different levels so i don’t see how you can try and judge him on the bases that he has had sex. He’s so much more than that. He’s the guy who flew to Africa to help the children, called a dying girl for hours, had a nursery named after him and countless other things. Loosing respect because he ‘broke his promise’ is extremely harsh. He’s just grown up and changed his mind on it.

  • Anonymous

    I love it how you guys ASSUME hes doing something let me remind you that you don’t know them all you know is what the media knows.

  • Anonymous

    anybody on? i’m bored.

  • Anonymous

    calling europe/uk, gotta be 11 am there by now

  • Anonymous

    i’m about to cry…i miss the old Joe…ashly’s turnd him to a total asshole…it looks photoshoped…but still….he’s not the same sweet loveing guy he used to be…sigh….what are the Jonas Brothers coming to :,(

  • rockstar101

    Even if they’re legit, Joe’s obviously taking advantage of it.
    I mean, I understand he’s sick of being the cute little Disney boy (I’ve been waiting for them to call it quits with Mr Mouse since forever) but this…

  • iusedtobelovedrunk

    Wow, kinda losing all respect for him. I used to look up to him and his brothers because they made the decision to stay pure until marriage, it was nice to know that chivalry wasn’t completely dead. I totally understand the fact that he’s a 21 year old guy, and she is a gorgeous girl but its just disappointing. I always had that thought in the back of my head that yes, it was too good to be true and that it was all just a part of their image, but its just breaking my heart to see that it really was all just a lie.

    His parents must be proud too :|


    Maybe it wasn’t a lie at the time? People change their mind as they grow older.

  • NatalyaCyrus

    THEY, are the MOST ANNOYING couple in Hollywood.

  • rockstar101

    Sep 30, 2010 @ 03:04 am
    Anonymous said:
    rockstar101 said:

    A for effort, F for execution. Too obvious.

    Haha, I love you (;

    ————————————-
    How sad is it that i wrote that about 8 hours ago and I’m still on lol. Well I did leave for those hours but still. (hangs head in shame)


    Don’t you have school or smth? What time’s it where you are?

  • partyindabaham

    She has an unreleased sex tape, has leaked her own NUDE PICTURES and even sold them, posed nude to promote a crappy unhealthy juice in a juice AD, makes out with new guys every 2-3 months, in May she was seen making out a guy, in June she was making out with another guy then the Joe Jonas rumors-then followed by pictures of her making out with Joe.
    She’s slutty. At least Vanessa Hudgens didn’t pose nude in a JUICE AD a week after her nude pictures were leaked-LIKE ASHLEY.

  • Voice of reason

    Exactly. And honestly, if the media/fans wouldn’t have made such a big deal about the rings in the first place(because let’s face it, the only real time the jobros brought the rings up is when they were questioned about them) this probably wouldn’t be a big deal right now.


    Yes. I mean, honestly its too be expected that kids are upset with him. But it never was anyone’s business, the only reason it was such a big deal is because they’re famous and in the entertainment industry three attractive musicans that were virgins was a breath of fresh air.

  • Eloise

    rockstar101 said:

    Sep 30, 2010 @ 03:04 am
    Anonymous said:
    rockstar101 said:

    A for effort, F for execution. Too obvious.

    Haha, I love you (;

    ————————————-
    How sad is it that i wrote that about 8 hours ago and I’m still on lol. Well I did leave for those hours but still. (hangs head in shame)


    Don’t you have school or smth? What time’s it where you are?

    nice: finally able to sign in. always have problems with that.

    lol it was actually 5 hours bad math, so less pathetic and did watch some films inbetween.

    it’s 6 am here in Toronto, I was up all night yesterday, so sleep schedule fucked up, slept after school and got up at 11pm so another all nighter in a weird way. This entire week is a wash out.

  • Anonymous

    just to point out there isnt pictures of joe actully drinking it so its most likely her’s beacuse there is a picture of her opening and holding it to drink.
    http://justjaredjr.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/387493/joe-jonas-ashley-greene-dg-07/
    so i think its more for her since its also her car and it was there before.

  • Anonymous

    The drink isnt just for sex, it has good vitamins and such for neurological health, which is your mind.

  • Danger-ous

    Eva, with all due respect, becuase I like you and your posts typically…I feel he’s been growing up (some call it “changing” like he’s a werewolf) for about 2 years now. That’s how long I’ve been a fan. I also know someone who worked with them on tour last year and Joe was never some innocent kid. He wasn’t a whore and he wasn’t an asshole, but he was normal. He did not change over night for this girl, I’m sorry you feel that he did.

  • lmao

    That’s make me laugh lmao
    I thinkthey are cute together leave them live their life !!

  • Anonymous

    Nirtic Oxide causes erections.

  • ADUBLove

    to be honest im glad hes with ashley and whatever its a drink and if there having sex well good for him, he deserves it haha

  • urluvismydrugg

    joes a big boy guys. he’s not 13. time for people to realize that.

  • SparksFly

    I can’t believe this drink actually exists LOL.

  • Eloise

    partyindabaham said:

    She has an unreleased sex tape, has leaked her own NUDE PICTURES and even sold them, posed nude to promote a crappy unhealthy juice in a juice AD, makes out with new guys every 2-3 months, in May she was seen making out a guy, in June she was making out with another guy then the Joe Jonas rumors-then followed by pictures of her making out with Joe.
    She’s slutty. At least Vanessa Hudgens didn’t pose nude in a JUICE AD a week after her nude pictures were leaked-LIKE ASHLEY.
    —-
    She’s barely an extra in Twilight and every other film she has been in has been a huge bomb, she is trying to make a living. She can’t act to save her life so needs to try something.

  • Anonymous

    why the fuck do you guys care if he’s having sex? like ftw seriously? it’s none of your business, if you lose “respect” for him cause of that then that’s your problem. IT’S NOT YOUR FREAKING LIFE

  • Anonymous

    wow they had/are having sex?!
    seriously, who cares :)

  • Amandaa

    OH MY GOD!!!! i was drinking water and legit did a spit take when i saw this and got it alllll over my keyboard! :/

  • Eloise

    I was talking a girl yesterday and she had 1700 twitter followers, now she has 2000, how in the hell do you get 300 followers in day?

  • Anonymous

    Well of course they don’t have sex, they just drink sex drinks and and go to sex shops for daily shoppings.

  • Virsha

    NO ESTAN TENIENDO SEXO! EL ES VIRGEN?, HIZO SU PROMESA. ME ENCANTA JASHLEY?, PERO AUN SIGO PENSANDO QUE ELLA ES UNA MALA INFLUENCIA PARA JOE :).

  • Anonymous

    why joewhyyyy? an with her? ugh

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    LMAO

  • MORICETSZ

    Eloise said:

    I was talking a girl yesterday and she had 1700 twitter followers, now she has 2000, how in the hell do you get 300 followers in day?
    ——-

    bieber re-tweeted her haha.

    obviously not.

  • urluvismydrugg

    but that is freaking hilarious, not gonna lie.
    watch him try to go cover it up by…..well idk how he possibly could haha

  • Anonymous

    he just wants to gain a new image before his solo album comes out…i mean what kind of older audience would buy a diney virgins album? not many…they probably are doin it, but i think its for publicity…DINEY WONT BE HAPPY…lol

  • MORICETSZ

    and Alice is my favorite character in the book.
    i love alice, and ashley green has the perfect face for her, not the body tho, shes so tall and .. tan. lol! =p

  • Anonymous

    This is so fucking hilarious hahahahahhaha!i would be very embarrassed if all the people in wordl know that i drink that OMG!Its like joe had bought a vibrator more or less hahahahahahahaha!well i think teh CD of joe must haVe very happy funny songs !LOL

  • MORICETSZ

    Now that i think about it..
    they kept their “relationship” a secret for soo long.. and now we get all these pics of em hanging out.. i mean what did they not hang out before? i dont get how he paps never got to them on their prior hang outs, excluding the roads dog shizz and concerts,…

    somethings not right.

  • aaliyahnoelle

    you guys honestly kill me. how is having a neurogasm drink trying to let the world know hes having sex?

    MAYBE HE LIKES THE FREAKING FLAVOUR!!! ive tried it…it tastes good.

    joe isnt trying to do anything. its all of you guys who are over analyzing EVERYTHING!!! hes an adult in an adult relationship. move on. whether or not hes having sex isnt any of our concern

  • MORICETSZ

    Now that i think about it..
    they kept their “relationship” a secret for soo long.. and now we get all these pics of em hanging out.. i mean what did they not hang out before? i dont get how he paps never got to them on their prior hang outs, excluding the roads dog shizz and concerts,…

    somethings not right.

  • raelene

    Joe is 21! He’s not a kid anymore. He’s an ADULT. He’s mature enough to make his own damn decisions. He can do whatever the fuck he wants.

  • Ella

    It could also be the Nero Sonic, It has the same colored lid,

    http://drinkneuro.com/neuro-sonic.php

  • Anonymous

    People need to leave them alone and quit posting everything about them. It is their life and their business. That drink is like an energy drink, it isnone of our business anyways. Joe is obviously going through something right now, most young people do and they don’t always make the best choices. It is normal, Joe and his brothers are not exempt from this. He may soon regret the decisions he has made, when or if he does he will need the love and support of his fans, family and friends.

  • anja

    Of course they have sex!
    They are adult and healthy and so hot! So what??!!

  • Anonymous

    YEAH sure he bought that drink for that !and he began drinking that type of drink when he has a girlfriend , oh men whats the next? vibrator is good for going to toilet hahahahahahhahaahaha yeahhh sure

  • Hibz.

    I was laughing throughout this whole thing.
    Some of peoples reactions are just hilarious to me.

    I’ve been a JB/Joe fan since about 08’ish til now, but I don’t go commenting on posts that I’ve “lost respect” for Joe cause he’s changed over that time period.

    WTF people. I think the words you’re really trying to say is that Joe has grown up.

    He isn’t a teenager anymore, and as awesome as old school JB was, it can’t stay like that forever.

    You can either choose to grow up along side of him, or you can move your whiny little asses on to some place else. Damn.

  • Anonymous

    im totally disappointed by joe
    wtf! she’s a bitch she’s driving u in a bad way

  • BritV

    I think they are fucking with us! I would play these sex fueled rumors up as well if I were them. BUT by all means get your freak on Joe and Ashley

  • overallcute

    hilaaaariiioousss !!!!!!!!!!

  • Eloise

    You can either choose to grow up along side of him, or you can move your whiny little asses on to some place else. Damn.

    Boy bands only last a few years at most, it’s rare (Justin Timberlake) that they grow out of it. Good luck to him, he has to try at least.

  • supportingjonas

    hahahahaha … this is so… hahahahaha
    you go joe :P

  • Jessx7x

    taking off your purity ring is basically losing one of your morals in life..good job joe

  • Anonymous

    Why is everyone bitching about Ashley? People are saying she’s a bad influence on Joe, but seriously, little jb fans need to grow up and realize that Joe Jonas is now 21 years old. He’s an adult and he’s allowed to have sex. Just becuz he’s in Disney doesn’t mean he’s all pure and innocent. Let the guy have sex with his girlfriend. Other 21 year olds are doing it, why can’t he?

  • Anonymous

    LMAO they see the camera guy THEN put their arms around each others waist, but refuse to talk to him. Who walks like that?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HjRh-Akqag&feature=player_embedded

  • Anonymous

    i cant wait till there sex tape ” A NIGHT IN GREENE”

  • EvaSnow

    Danger-ous said:

    Eva, with all due respect, becuase I like you and your posts typically…I feel he’s been growing up (some call it “changing” like he’s a werewolf) for about 2 years now. That’s how long I’ve been a fan. I also know someone who worked with them on tour last year and Joe was never some innocent kid. He wasn’t a whore and he wasn’t an asshole, but he was normal. He did not change over night for this girl, I’m sorry you feel that he did.
    ______
    Exactly I don’t know how he is IRL. So you’re right. Maybe he was like this all along. But to the world he acted like a “good Disney kid” and it’s just weird to me that he completely left that behind. Well to me it feels like that. I don’t care that he acts like that, but I think that he needs to leave Disney then. I just don’t like people who are fake.

    I’m not saying he’s a bad boy. Because he’s still a sweet, good, handsome and talented guy. And I will always support him no matter what he does. I just think his attitude is weird nowadays. But I’m glad to see that he’s happy with her.

    Well I also had a bad day today. So maybe that’s the reason why I’m acting like this. xD

  • MileyandMusic97

    He’s a boy and he’s 21!

  • mileyluver15

    i dont like ashley shes doing all this to joe and when shes done with him hes gonna have nothing left in him.

  • Anonymous

    SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.
    you guys are so immature.
    having sex is not bad, drinking sex drink isn’t bad, showing middle finger to paparazzi isn’t bad, going to a sex shop isn’t bad. YOU GUYS NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. they’re disney whatever it would be better if they got out of that shadow anyways. HE’S 21 FOR GODS SAKE PEOPLE HAVE SEX THAT’S HOW YOU WERE BORN YOU RETARDS

  • Anonymous

    Dude that Drink is the best! You guys should try it! Gets me hyper! :D
    They have different flavors Neurosonic, neurobliss, neurosport, nuerotrim, neurosleep, neuroaqua! the best ever!
    try it before judging!

  • wtff

    Nice Joe.
    Who the fuck shows off that their drinking Neurogasm?!?!

  • Anonymous

    you guys do realize its the same 5 pics recycles over and over again just with different postings on the bottom.

  • JaylorRAWWx

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT :O
    Ashley is not a good influence on him :O
    fuckers :P XD

  • mileyluver15

    why would he have that drink out for paparazzi to see?

  • mileyluver15

    Anonymous said:

    you guys do realize its the same 5 pics recycles over and over again just with different postings on the bottom.

    —-

    in the tmz photo youcan see the bottle when they get in. its not photoshopped or anything

  • Anonymous

    They seem happy, we need to leave them alone. I understand that we want all the boys to stay single and innocent, but in reality it is not going to happen. They are growing up and will date and make mistakes. People shouldn’t hate them and lose respect. People change as they age, I know I have. I don’t like seeing them grow up and getting girlfriends, but I know it will happen, we may not like the girl or trust the girl (Samantha) but if they are happy, I will be happy for them. They are still our boys, just older like all of us..

  • Anonymous

    everyone is saying its joe but no one thinks its ashleys?? why?? its is her car and then she was holding in another picture….

  • mileyluver15

    i hope his solo music career rockets because i love his voice and music the best i think hes gonna be sick better then nick hopefully he plays somewhere near me because all i really care about is joe and nick.

  • Anonymous

    Penis

  • mileyluver15

    maybe when selena admited she had sex in that interview she did it with nick?? lol

  • Danger-ous

    Sep 30, 2010 @ 07:12 am
    mileyluver15 said:

    this is just sad wheres the joe i loved
    ——-
    STFU and go back to watching VeggieTales.

  • Anonymous

    I too am dissappointed in the fake “pure” Jonas image. Now he’s just creepy. Who cares what or who he’s boinking? I hope he grows up before he decides to have kids. What a dissappointment to his fans. Chivalry is dead and Joe is not a gentleman!

  • DelilaMars

    Damn it people! You’re talking about having sex like it’s a bad thing! Seriously?
    They are a couple, it’s natural and beautifull. Stop blaming on Ashley saying that she’s a bad influence on him. They both are in a relationship. Normal people do that you know!

  • sami

    looks photoshopped to me…
    whatever.

    they arent perfect. Like 90% of teens have sex before they are 19 so…who cares?!

  • Anonymous

    i have a feeling there having sex but the drink promotes things like less anxiety and stuff… maybe there was another reason it was in there…

    but i still think there ‘doien teh nasteh’. loll

  • DelilaMars

    mileyluver15 said:

    maybe when selena admited she had sex in that interview she did it with nick?? lol

    —————-

    What interview?

  • xJonasXCandyx

    O.O Lmao

  • Anonymous

    no one ever thinks this could be ashley’s drink….why?? she is also there….it is her car…she was holding it in another picture…

  • snickers

    love it!
    even better than the prince charles is gay headline I read this morning :D

  • mileyluver15

    heres another picture!!
    it looks like ashleys trying to hide it..she didnt grip it from the cap…

    http://popdash.com/pictures/1946/8/photos-joe-jonas-and-ashley-greene-star-spotted-on-date

  • JaylorRAWWx

    im loosing all my respect for Joe…he used to be someone we loved to look up to…he was such a sweetheart and someone we could relate to,now hes just a jerk who turns down fans ,flips off people and sex up with his slut gf…im wondering what Denise and Kevin SR.thinks…
    its breaking my heart and i wish it was all a nightmare…
    i want the joe we used to have back.

  • Anonymous

    joe has a penis penis likes vagina.

    One day when you bitches hit puperty you will understand.

  • mileyluver15
  • Anonymous

    DelilaMars said:

    mileyluver15 said:

    maybe when selena admited she had sex in that interview she did it with nick?? lol

    —————-

    What interview?
    —–
    lol fake Selena hater usualy, she tried to say she has standards when referring to vinny, then said s.. and stopped to be nice, haters say she said sex, complete fake.

  • Anonymous

    This, it’s so obvious it’s for publicity, a drink pops when the tv crew is there lol. Next we’ll see you at the Newsroom cafe in Hollywood (where paps are ALL the time) complaining about paps following you lol.
    ———
    LOL, just shut up about the Newsroom cafe. Miley was there to meet the producer for her next movie, as JJJr reported. It was just another business meeting.

  • adw014

    i Wouldn’t even doubt it , they proberly havin sex , but IRDC because it’s their business !

  • oh hay
  • adw014

    Oh Yea i Don’t Lyke this couple .

  • nemoh

    My Opinion?: They’ve fucked.

  • Anonymous

    adw014 said:

    i Wouldn’t even doubt it , they proberly havin sex , but IRDC because it’s their business !
    ——–
    They all have probably, people need to get over it, like they found something out. oooh.

  • natjbguitargirl

    ahahahhhhhhahahahahahhaa i knew it

  • Anonymous

    This looks photoshoped.

  • parttyy

    This makes me love Joe SO MUCH MORE!! :D

  • Jasmin

    haha its so funny, when it comes to other celebrities nobody cares if there having sex, but when it comes to Disney people, who btw, are old enough to have sex its such a big deal ! If they want to have sex, they can have sex, im suprised Joe has lasted as long as he has :p

  • Anonymous

    the drink isnt just about sexual health. it helps blood flow through arties and your heart and lungs better. the drink is healthy period. just becasue they drink it doesnt mean they’re having sex

  • mileyluver15

    Anonymous said:

    DelilaMars said:

    mileyluver15 said:

    maybe when selena admited she had sex in that interview she did it with nick?? lol

    —————-

    What interview?
    —–
    lol fake Selena hater usualy, she tried to say she has standards when referring to vinny, then said s.. and stopped to be nice, haters say she said sex, complete fake

    —-
    FF to 2:00
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v48Y_UpM4uY

    uhhh it was deff settxxx not stanndards

  • Anonymous

    parttyy said:

    This makes me love Joe SO MUCH MORE!! :D
    —-
    agreed lol, less fake or more fake, who knows, but more interesting at least

  • Anonymous

    Did anyone think that just maybe he likes the flavor? lol I know I’m like that with vitamin water I dont pick it for the specific vitamin, just the flavor

  • Anonymous

    mileyluver15 said:

    Anonymous said:

    DelilaMars said:

    mileyluver15 said:

    maybe when selena admited she had sex in that interview she did it with nick?? lol

    —————-

    What interview?
    —–
    lol fake Selena hater usualy, she tried to say she has standards when referring to vinny, then said s.. and stopped to be nice, haters say she said sex, complete fake

    —-
    FF to 2:00
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v48Y_UpM4uY

    uhhh it was deff settxxx not stanndards
    —-
    nice try still pathetic she tries to be nice, no one buy it. BTW I thin kshe has had sex they all have, but she did not say it there.

  • Anonymous

    W-T-F!

  • emilyyaleeceee

    ATTTAA BOY! GET SOME JONAS!

  • EvaSnow

    Anonymous said:

    no one ever thinks this could be ashley’s drink….why?? she is also there….it is her car…she was holding it in another picture…
    ________
    Does it matter who drinks it? The title says “Ashley Greene neurogasm drink” btw.

  • Anonymous

    uhhh it was deff settxxx not stanndards

    says saa, stops so you are just guessing, a miley hears what she wants

  • FrancyJonasGomez

    WHO THE FUCK CARES?

  • O.o:|

    YEEEESS They HAVE SEX EVERYDAY!! o.O

  • Anonymous

    Studio version clip of LOVE THAT LET’S GO – Hannah Montana feat. Billy Ray Cyrus – Hannah Montana Forever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6CylrmS3KQ
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6CylrmS3KQ

  • Anonymous

    they aren’t 13 years old who cares? just saying

  • Anonymous

    FrancyJonasGomez said:

    WHO THE FUCK CARES?

    nice icon
    and agreed

  • Anonymous

    Of COURSE they are having sex!!! DUH!!

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Of COURSE they are having sex!!! DUH!!

    21 and having sex what is his world coming to

  • _herecomestrouble.

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. OMFG. HAHAHHAHA.

  • Danger-ous

    @Eva: I know about bad days they suck…I just went through a breakup last week and all I really want to do is mope around. Hope it gets better.

    He’s a good kid, Joe is. You are by far the more level headed ones on here, don’t judge him. He’s going to make mistakes but that’s how people learn not to make them again. It’s life.

  • Anonymous

    ^
    litteraly just stole the words out of my mouth.

  • kayjeanette

    a fucking men to this sister! :D

  • Anonymous

    I think its photoshopped.Look at this video
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olc78vDgjZk
    Its the video of them getting into the car.TMZ for sure would’ve talked about it but they didn’
    __
    no, you can totally see the bottle there. when she holds the D&G bag, you can see the bottle on the dashboard.

  • Anonymous
  • liiiiisa

    Yeah. She’s poisoned him.

  • ColdAsU

    I think its photoshopped.Look at this video
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olc78vDgjZk
    Its the video of them getting into the car.TMZ for sure would’ve talked about it but they didn’t.

  • Anonymous

    I really don’t care.

  • Anonymous

    come on we all know theyre having sex, or at least thats the image theyre projecting. shes a racy actress/model, whos had nude pictures. hes this precious little angel with a purity ring, who happened to stop wearing it right before he started going out with her, they hold hands whenever theyre around a camera. she goes to sex shops and hes drinking a sex juice? really joe, we get it. you ditched your image as a good little church boy. stop fucking plastering it all over now cause its getting old
    —–
    Agree.

  • sexxynickj

    I wonder how Papa and Mama Jonas feel about this personality change in Joe. I get that he’s 21 and can do what he wants, but I have a feeling they probably aren’t thrilled with what’s going on lately….

  • Anonymous

    ColdAsU said:

    I think its photoshopped.Look at this video
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olc78vDgjZk
    Its the video of them getting into the car.TMZ for sure would’ve talked about it but they didn’t.
    ————————-
    LMFAO they pulled it out with a tv crew there. How desperate are they for attention.

  • ColdAsU


    Girls,keep you’re panties on!Its photoshopped :).The video I posted is proof.

  • Anonymous25

    I think he’s purposefully promoting his sex life so that he can transition from virginal Jonas Brother into his solo career as a sex symbol lol
    ——-
    this

  • katexo

    You can clearly see the drink sitting in a cup holder in the car in that video….

  • ColdAsU

    How desperate of you commenting saying that just because you can.

  • ColdAsU

    I take my last 2 comments back.Its not photoshopped.

  • Anonymous

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 10:15 pm
    Anonymous said:

    The more I see of this bitch, the more I hate her. Jesus, she can’t even DRINK a regular drink… it has to have something to do with SEX. First it’s nude photos, then, Sex shops, now sex drinks… WTF Joe.. why are you with a SKANK like this???
    ———-
    Maybe because he’s a skank too?

  • Anonymous

    you can clearly see it in their car when they get in

  • Meme

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebsDzHc-dNM
    ashley green on the sex shop!!!

  • stellaella

    seriously, that is sooo photoshopped!
    like joe is not that dumb.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, kinda losing all respect for him. I used to look up to him and his brothers because they made the decision to stay pure until marriage, it was nice to know that chivalry wasn’t completely dead. I totally understand the fact that he’s a 21 year old guy, and she is a gorgeous girl but its just disappointing. I always had that thought in the back of my head that yes, it was too good to be true and that it was all just a part of their image, but its just breaking my heart to see that it really was all just a lie.

    His parents must be proud too :|

  • Anonymous

    LULZ GET SOMEEEE

  • Anonymous

    Pulling out that drink in front of tv crews is almost as desperate as Miley going to Newsroom Cafe (one of the busiest pap spots in the world) and complaining about paps. They do it to get noticed.

  • Andi !

    DAMNT IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDD

  • Anonymous

    Am I the only one that thinks this picture looks kinda… photoshopped?

    I’m not just saying that, but it kinda does.

    It looks like someone just added the bottle in, because the bottle looks kinda big.

    The picture says 14 oz, the bottle in the picture looks like alot more than 14 ounces.

  • Anonymous

    uh, isn’t it ashley’s drink? you all assume HE’S the one drinking it. it was in HER car. SHE’S the one that was holding it. i think the drink is hers, meaning she’s the one drinking it. i’m not hating, just stating a fact.

  • Anonymous

    Exactly what I was going to put out…
    It’s been sitting in that cupholder before they even got into the car…
    So we might as well just chill out for a second here.

  • Anonymous
  • sexxynickj

    seriously, that is sooo photoshopped!
    like joe is not that dumb.
    ——-

    Watch the TMZ video. You can CLEARLY see the bottle in the car.

    I don’t think Joe is thinking with the head on his shoulders right now… he’s thinking with the head down below… if you know what I mean… LOL

  • Anonymous

    hahaha so funny

    I think he wants people to see it, they now there are cameras, I they didn’t hide it

    Also he is an adult, it’s young but not a teen.

  • xxbehappyxx

    If we go back some months ago when jemi was happening i will have never hAd thought of ashley greene being his next girl.

    Ps. What’s with that smile joe?

  • ColdAsU

    Chill,people I just noticed it in the video.
    Its in her cup holder.I guess my

    Joe:Seriously?
    Ashley:Yes,now try it.Its healthy I should know.

    is true.

  • Anonymous

    OK, thanx for letting us know that oceanup (sarcastic). Really thanx…..

  • Anonymous25

    uh, isn’t it ashley’s drink? you all assume HE’S the one drinking it. it was in HER car. SHE’S the one that was holding it. i think the drink is hers, meaning she’s the one drinking it. i’m not hating, just stating a fact.
    ——
    true but is for sex right? so she is an active sexual person.. with who is she having sex? with her bf..and who is her bf? Joe…so there u go

  • ColdAsU

    I posted the video saying it was photoshopped but it
    isn’t.

  • Anonymous

    Cool, next up Joe gets seen at a strip club like Zac and talks about on Leno.

  • ColdAsU

    But it isn’t only for sex.

  • Anonymous

    funny thing is though is that is he is that dumb

  • Anonymous

    yes.. and there is just NO POSSIBLE way that that drink could have been IN the bag when they got in the car? and then TAKEN out at either a different location, or taken otu during a time where the camara wasent on them?

  • Anonymous

    Nicks ring is around his neck with his dog dahs on a necklace

  • thefuturemrsnickjonas

    So what. Just bcuz Nick isn’t wearin his doesn’t mean hes havin sex 2 . Im not gonna say hes 2 young 4 that cuz hes not but hes nothin like Joe nd i dont hes in a rush 2 go off nd fuck some whore

  • Becky

    Give me a break. So what if they are having sex. Its their business no one else s. He is over 21 for Pete’s sake.

  • Anonymous

    he does wear his ring its in his dog tag!

  • Anonymous

    i still think he is boinking her, but just for the record nick doesnt wear his ring either

  • Anonymous

    dosent nick wear his around his neck now though?

  • Anonymous

    he has it around his neck on his dogtag

  • Anonymous

    thats coz it doesnt fit on his finger!! its on his tag

  • Anonymous

    he tkes it off to play guitar its not like joe has an instrument to play where he needs his hands

  • Leandra

    Uhm, idiot he wears it on his necklace smart one

  • Anonymous

    nick wears his ring on his dog tag chain :)

  • Anonymous

    Nick wears his around his neck

  • Anonymous

    yes he does, he wears it on his necklace.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Looks like Joe Jonas is finally growing out of the grasp of goodie-two-shoes Disney Channel. xD

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    If I were with Joe Jonas, I wouldnt need that drink to help me. Just. Saying.
    ———-
    I’m pretty sure that being a guy on a tween gossip site you are more interested in Joe than Ashley. Just saying.

  • picstoburn

    LMAOOO oh wow xD that’s just i have no words.

    what has he been doing lately.

  • Anonymous

    ashley, clearly.

  • Anonymous

    It’s always the protected, conservative, christian types that turn out to be sex obsessed freaks over night. It’s Britney all over again.

  • Destiny Hope

    idkMyBFFjill said:

    They’re either doing the deed or this is PR for joe’s new image or something. Either way, fans aren’t thrilled.

    I think that’s the point he wants new older fans, doesn’t mind losing the under tweens.

  • Anonymous

    I think people are hating on her because she’s older and he has always been the innocent sweet little angel who know nothing about sex then BAM !!!

    she jumps in his life and he begins to act weird

    It’s true that she might have had something to do with changing him but he’s not a child to be seduced
    he knows what he’s doing

  • mary

    well.. he seems excited!! horny boy!! and girl..so much things for sexx…is he getting trouble at all natural? (drinks, sex shop)

  • Anonymous

    them having sex was obvious. it’s the mere fact that apparently their sex life sucks that’s really sad. haha.

  • CT

    I want everyone to know this is just for publicity. He’s trying to seem more edgy and grown up so he can have a solo career. What better way to get away from the whole “good boy purity ring wearing Christian” then to date the biggest serial dater in Hollywood right now? He’s trying to lose his 11 year old fans without hurting their feelings so he’ll let them assume he’s having sex.

  • idkMyBFFjill

    Destiny Hope said:

    idkMyBFFjill said:

    They’re either doing the deed or this is PR for joe’s new image or something. Either way, fans aren’t thrilled.

    I think that’s the point he wants new older fans, doesn’t mind losing the under tweens.

    oh yea. i think all 3 have wanted that for a while.

  • Anonymous

    These two were on TMZ last night you gotta love joe for not giving a fuck his good clean imagine or his parents..He is the only Jonas that will still be popular in a couple years..sorry noboy cares about you anymore!

  • picstoburn

    Do YOU think they’re having sex?!

    really? lmao.

  • maddiegirl8637

    hahaha wow what a fail xD hah and who cares if he is? what is he 20, 21? hes an adult and can make his own decisions.

  • mary

    well.. he seems excited!! horny boy!! and girl..so much things for sexx…is he getting trouble at all natural? (drinks, sex shop)

  • Anonymous

    haha get it Joe.

  • picstoburn

    i wonder what it taste like :P

  • Anonymous :):)

    SEX FOR JOE

  • idkMyBFFjill

    CT said:

    I want everyone to know this is just for publicity. He’s trying to seem more edgy and grown up so he can have a solo career. What better way to get away from the whole “good boy purity ring wearing Christian” then to date the biggest serial dater in Hollywood right now? He’s trying to lose his 11 year old fans without hurting their feelings so he’ll let them assume he’s having sex.
    ———
    Amen… I think its funny tbh. They set themselves up for this.

  • AnonymousK

    you a so right! It is just weird!

  • Anonymous

    I totally 100% agree with you on this subject haha I really don’t want to know that he’s having sex with her at all. I don’t need those images. I’d rather go on being naive and pretend that he’s not and he’s still the good boy we know and love.

  • Anonymous

    Can we all just stop discussing joe jonas’s sex life? its kind of an awkward topic.. there are just some things in this world that i never wanna know. and Joe Jonas’s sex life is definatly one of them.

  • Anonymous

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 10:43 pm
    Anonymous said:

    People should go watch the video of when she was one chelsea lately, talking about her one night stands. I give this relationship a few more months, if Joe is really who he says he is….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoiPV1CI7_Q&feature=search

  • Destiny Hope

    idkMyBFFjill said:

    Destiny Hope said:

    idkMyBFFjill said:

    They’re either doing the deed or this is PR for joe’s new image or something. Either way, fans aren’t thrilled.

    I think that’s the point he wants new older fans, doesn’t mind losing the under tweens.

    oh yea. i think all 3 have wanted that for a while.

    Yea no boy band lasts more than a few years, need to be accepted as an adult (Timberlake) or fade away.

  • Anonymous

    I want everyone to know this is just for publicity. He’s trying to seem more edgy and grown up so he can have a solo career. What better way to get away from the whole “good boy purity ring wearing Christian” then to date the biggest serial dater in Hollywood right now? He’s trying to lose his 11 year old fans without hurting their feelings so he’ll let them assume he’s having sex.

    alot of people starting assuming he was having sex way before this anyway.

  • Dumaaa ?

    OMFG. My night equals MADE! Get it, Jashley! LMFAOO. Damn, I guess they wanted the sex to be spectacular! Ooh, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah! HAHAHA. (;

  • Destiny Hope

    picstoburn said:

    i wonder what it taste like :P
    ———-
    It tastes like pure sex.

  • idkMyBFFjill

    Dumaaa ? said:

    OMFG. My night equals MADE! Get it, Jashley! LMFAOO. Damn, I guess they wanted the sex to be spectacular! Ooh, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah! HAHAHA. (;
    ——————-
    haha, i completely forgot about that song.

  • Anonymous25

    hahaha its so funny when say “Is Ashleys drink not Joes” but well with who is having sex? with Joe…

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 10:52 pm
    Destiny Hope said:
    picstoburn said:

    i wonder what it taste like :P
    ———-
    It tastes like pure sex.

    not tasty then D;

  • Anonymous

    WHO. FUCKING. CARES. -_-

  • ColdAsU

    http://twitpic.com/2t9flp
    Joe:Good,girl.
    Ashley:Ugh,whatever.Just try staying awake this time.

  • Dumaaa ?

    Do YOU think they’re having sex?!

    Oh, no! I think they’re just drinking up to see what an sex free orgasm feels like. WTF, do you think, OU? Nobody drinks a sex simulating drink and not have sex after it sets in! xD

  • Anonymous

    I think they’re really a couple and they’re really having sex, but I think all of this stuff that’s come out about him and Ashley’s sex life (the sex shop visit, the sex drink, the lack of purity ring, all the stuff about Joe and Ashley being all over eachother in Florida) is all intentional publicity.

    I think Joe’s using it to his advantage for his new “sexier” image.

    That said i’m sure they really ARE having sex.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    I honestly wouldn’t mind if he was gay.
    This is just over-the-top. /:

  • ANOOOONYMOUSY

    Do I think they’re having sex? No.
    But would I be shocked if they did have sex? Eh, I wouldn’t mind to be honest. I mean Joe is old enough to make his OWN decisions. It’s his life. The ring is already off, so deal with it.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous25 said:

    hahaha its so funny when say “Is Ashleys drink not Joes” but well with who is having sex? with Joe…

    and Jared Leto, but shhh

  • mileyistheboss

    im fucking deadddddddddddd

  • abbey

    HAHAHAHAHA
    i love you joe and i always will but….BUUUUSSSTTTTTEEDDDDD!!! LMAO.

  • Love_JaJ_2

    im suprised no joe stans have came and did the whole ‘hes old enough to do what he wants’ rant.

  • picstoburn

    WHO. FUCKING. CARES. -_-

    your mother does. sorry?

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous25

    hahaha its so funny when say “Is Ashleys drink not Joes” but well with who is having sex? with Joe…

    and Jared Leto, but shhh
    ——
    in front of Joes face??….right….lol

  • anghi8x

    picstoburn said:

    i wonder what it taste like :P
    ———-
    It tastes like pure sex.
    ————-

    haha i knew it .

  • Destiny Hope

    picstoburn said:

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 10:52 pm
    Destiny Hope said:
    picstoburn said:

    i wonder what it taste like :P
    ———-
    It tastes like pure sex.

    not tasty then D;

    unless you like salty

  • picstoburn

    where’s JG & dangerous?? D:

  • Chanells__Cool

    Ew.

    Way to tell the world that you couldn’t hold out on having sex in a totally unclassy way thanks to a totally unclassy girl.

  • idkMyBFFjill

    IT’S SEX IN A BOTTLE

  • ANOOOONYMOUSY

    Exactly! So it’s stupid that now since he’s dating Ashley, they’re going ape shit over this. But when he WASN’T dating her, they just considered it a “rumor” and ignored it. Wtf?

  • Anonymous

    Maybe joe is a 1 minute man and ashley is giving him natural viagra to help him last longer

  • Anonymous

    Maybe joe is a 1 minute man and ashley is giving him natural viagra to help him last longer

  • annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnie

    let’s just stop speculating about every little thing they do and let them live their lives

  • Anonymous

    THANK YOU! poor things just trying to live a normal life i couldnt imagine how horrible being followed around everywhere is

  • Anonymous

    Haha you cracked me up. XD

  • Anonymous

    NOOOOOOO OF COURSE THEY ARE NOT HAVING SEX!! I mean… maybe they drink it just for fun… hahaha yeah right, I bet Joe is a freakin sex animal hahaha so what?? LEAVE THE FUCKERS ALONE!!

  • Anonymous

    And thats probably, exactly what went down… HAHAHA. :)

  • ayoo

    hahaahah exactly the caption i was thinking

  • ColdAsU

    Joe: “Seriously?”
    Ashley: “Yes,now try it.Its healthy.”

  • JICKNONAS

    Before I go I just wanna say…ITS AN F-ING DRINK! Get over it people.
    ———————————
    AMEN! haha this pic made me LOL!
    get over it people that drink is meant for
    sexual purposes but its not the ONLY thing
    its used for!

  • JB rocks my socks

    Before I go I just wanna say…ITS AN F-ING DRINK! Get over it people.

  • picstoburn

    i want to see their sex tape already lmao.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    ROFLLLLL

  • idkMyBFFjill

    Oh yea bitches, Demi was wayyyy worse for him, huh?

  • picstoburn

    Ew.

    Way to tell the world that you couldn’t hold out on having sex in a totally unclassy way thanks to a totally unclassy girl.
    ===
    it takes two to tango.

  • Anonymous25

    http://popdash.com/pictures/1946/8/photos-joe-jonas-and-ashley-greene-st
    —-
    Ashley face is like “Im gonna sex up today Joe” be prepare….lol

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Chanells__Cool said:
    Ew.

    Way to tell the world that you couldn’t hold out on having sex in a totally unclassy way thanks to a totally unclassy girl.
    ____________________

    sombodyyys jealous

  • Anonymous

    i love how everyone is like freaking btw to whoever said nick doesnt wear his… he wears it round his neck,with his dogtag..

  • Anonymous

    picstoburn said:

    i want to see their sex tape already lmao.
    ————————————–
    The only sex tape they will have would be if Joe was filming her with someone else.

  • Dumaaa ?

    i want to see their sex tape already lmao.
    _____________

    If they have ‘Spectacular’ playing in the background I will love them forever! LMFAOO. xD

  • picstoburn

    People are just mad that Joe is finally having sex oh well deal with it.

  • Anonymous

    who the hell cares if they are having sex??? Joe is 21 years old a legal adult in more than one way… if he’s having sex with Ashley its completely his decision… why dont you start being the “stand up and completely ethical” site you claim to be and stop reporting on nonsence???? I mean seriously here Oceanup if you care about being an Ethical site then why dont you report only PROVEN facts and stop speculating about every little detail about not just joe but everyone else in the industry??? you can STILL get hits and reviews if you just post stuff thats been proven or confirmed!!!

    i’ve always liked this site no matter what but lately it seems that the only thing Oceanup cares about is just spreading more and more rumors….

    its stupid!! and the reason people are getting all mad is that your headlines are misleading, you have no proof that their having sex just because they drink this stuff doesnt mean anything…..

    i’d say get your facts straight BEFORE you post something to the internet and stop whining… if you dont like what people have to say about your site then stop posting crap!!!

  • idkMyBFFjill

    I need Jerseygirl’s reaction ASAP

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 10:58 pm
    Anonymous said:
    picstoburn said:

    i want to see their sex tape already lmao.
    ————————————–
    The only sex tape they will have would be if Joe was filming her with someone else.

    you’re cute but no.

  • alynaa

    Camilla Belle was the best thing Joe Jonas ever had.Just saying.She got him like Diarrhea.

  • peacelovehearts

    Do they sell this shit at walmart? I want some..

  • picstoburn

    i want to see their sex tape already lmao.
    _____________

    If they have ‘Spectacular’ playing in the background I will love them forever! LMFAOO. xD

    lmao i forgot about that song xD

  • picstoburn

    someone needs to give that to Nelena WOO.

  • peacelovehearts

    i want to see their sex tape already lmao.
    _____________

    If they have ‘Spectacular’ playing in the background I will love them forever! LMFAOO. xD
    —————–
    It could be a musical montage..
    “I hope he used a rubber, or imma be in trouble” Oh ah ah ahhhh!

  • idkMyBFFjill

    Love_JaJ_2 said:

    im suprised no joe stans have came and did the whole ‘hes old enough to do what he wants’ rant.
    ——–
    Bring on the novels -___-

  • CupcakesBBYx

    I want that drink…js

  • Destiny Hope

    Anonymous said:

    who the hell cares …

    Yada yada yada (novel)

    … stop posting crap!!!
    ———-
    pretty sure no one takes it that seriously.

  • picstoburn

    Damn why are people are mad about ashley smh it takes 2 to tango once again >.<

  • HazelRose

    there it is.

  • oceanUP.

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 10:59 pm
    Anonymous [149.169.111.49] said:

    who the hell cares if they are having sex??? Joe is 21 years old a legal adult in more than one way… if he’s having sex with Ashley its completely his decision… why dont you start being the “stand up and completely ethical” site you claim to be and stop reporting on nonsence???? I mean seriously here Oceanup if you care about being an Ethical site then why dont you report only PROVEN facts and stop speculating about every little detail about not just joe but everyone else in the industry??? you can STILL get hits and reviews if you just post stuff thats been proven or confirmed!!!

    i’ve always liked this site no matter what but lately it seems that the only thing Oceanup cares about is just spreading more and more rumors….

    its stupid!! and the reason people are getting all mad is that your headlines are misleading, you have no proof that their having sex just because they drink this stuff doesnt mean anything…..

    i’d say get your facts straight BEFORE you post something to the internet and stop whining… if you dont like what people have to say about your site then stop posting crap!!!
    —-
    We dont care. :] hehe, hence why we ban them. We also, don’t post things just out of the blue, we post what readers send us! We’re not spreading rumors or telling people to believe us. We post it, you interpret it. We’re not telling you its true, nor that it’s false. We’re presenting information. All our info has sources. We don’t write any of our articles. The only oceanUP produced material are our interviews. Reader by the email of: anjanakanth@hotmail.com sent this into us. We don’t post made up material. If it is made up, correct us and we’ll correct it or amend the story accordingly.

  • Chanells__Cool

    it takes two to tango

    ~~~

    Very true. His will is a lot weaker than I’d hoped.

    And yeah. I won’t deny jealousy. lol BTW, love your icon ;)

  • Anonymus

    I don’t think they’re drinking it for FUN. If they’re doing it, they’re doing it. He was bound to sometime. Leave them alone already.

  • Anonymous

    I can honestly say I’ve lost all respect for Joe Jonas.
    I think ever since his break up with Demi Lovato, he’s just been going downhill.
    The only reason I still watch the show JONAS, and listen to the Jonas Brothers music is because of Nick and Kevin. I don’t hate Joe, but I don’t have any respect left for him at all, and I will certainly never support Jashley, and I probably won’t support Joe’s solo album if he keeps acting like this.

    Also, I don’t mean any offence to any die hard Joe Jonas lovers by saying the stuff in this comment, it is just my opinion.

  • alynaa

    Now or Never should be playing in the Background.

  • peacelovehearts

    Oceanup, you need to have a law against posting novels about how you disagree with Joe & Ashley’s sex life. -___-

  • idkMyBFFjill

    We dont care. :] hehe, hence why we ban them. We also, don’t post things just out of the blue, we post what readers send us! We’re not spreading rumors or telling people to believe us. We post it, you interpret it. We’re not telling you its true, nor that it’s false. We’re presenting information. All our info has sources. We don’t write any of our articles. The only oceanUP produced material are our interviews. Reader by the email of: anjanakanth@hotmail.com sent this into us. We don’t post made up material. If it is made up, correct us and we’ll correct it or amend the story accordingly.
    ———
    Can i try out the ban hammer sometime?

  • picstoburn

    Btw the fucked up victorica’s face :O

  • oceanUP.

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:04 pm
    idkMyBFFjill said:

    We dont care. :] hehe, hence why we ban them. We also, don’t post things just out of the blue, we post what readers send us! We’re not spreading rumors or telling people to believe us. We post it, you interpret it. We’re not telling you its true, nor that it’s false. We’re presenting information. All our info has sources. We don’t write any of our articles. The only oceanUP produced material are our interviews. Reader by the email of: anjanakanth@hotmail.com sent this into us. We don’t post made up material. If it is made up, correct us and we’ll correct it or amend the story accordingly.
    ———
    Can i try out the ban hammer sometime?

    Mods/employees only. Sorry :x

  • Lilly

    LMAO I love Joe’s face in this pic

  • Dumaaa ?

    It could be a musical montage..
    “I hope he used a rubber, or imma be in trouble” Oh ah ah ahhhh!
    ____________

    LMFAOO. And then maybe Ashley can dress up in her Vampire stuff and they can sell it as a Twilight sex tape! HELL YES. I want 10%. xD

  • Anonymous

    What ever makes Joe happy. Sex is not BAD people. Why is everyone freaking out? It’s not like they are underage. Joe’s 21, Asley is 23. They are both hot. Hmmmm.

    Wouldn’t bother me in the least and last time I checked, sex is something you have in private. Let’s leave it there.

  • Destiny Hope

    peacelovehearts said:

    Oceanup, you need to have a law against posting novels about how you disagree with Joe & Ashley’s sex life. -___-

    make it like twitter 140 letters.

  • mileyistheboss

    I can’t stop laughing

  • Anonymous

    peacelovehearts said:
    Do they sell this shit at walmart? I want some..
    —–
    Ohmygawd.
    I love you.
    ROFL.

  • Anonymous

    I can honestly say I’ve lost all respect for Joe Jonas.
    I think ever since his break up with Demi Lovato, he’s just been going downhill.
    The only reason I still watch the show JONAS, and listen to the Jonas Brothers music is because of Nick and Kevin. I don’t hate Joe, but I don’t have any respect left for him at all, and I will certainly never support Jashley, and I probably won’t support Joe’s solo album if he keeps acting like this.

    Also, I don’t mean any offence to any die hard Joe Jonas lovers by saying the stuff in this comment, it is just my opinion
    ____________________

    What has he done that has made you lose all respect for him?

    Because you don’t like Ashley…who you don’t even know? Or because you believe that they are having sex? Because he broke up with Demi?

    I have never seen Joe be rude. We’ve never seen him drink. We have however seen him go to church. We have seen him donate his time to kids with special needs and organize the iWin fun run. We have seen him make a special trip over to Africa to spend time with orphans, help donate funds to schools etc.

    Joe hasn’t changed. The fans have.

    Stop being so judgmental when you don’t even know the whole story.

  • vikki

    here here :)
    I totally agree with u on this one.
    They are humans and just like us they should get respect.
    Treat those to how u wanted to be treated
    leave them alone it’s there life
    they are both happy :) x
    STOP THE HATE

  • Anonymous

    Although this is all true, it’s probably all a publicity stunt anywho, like I like them as a couple and it doesn’t bother me but it’s like he is trying to get a new market by making himself appear less camp and ‘disney’.

    But yeah, I like them both no need for hate. It’s just sad I can’t trust if any of JB (minus kevins) relationships are ever real. Sigh.

  • Anonymous

    He’s dating a chick who had naked pics. Some people seriously think they aren’t fucking??

  • INeedAHero

    LMFAO.

  • Anonymous

    pffffffffffffBAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
    OMG LMFAO LOOK AT HIS FACE
    HES LIKE ‘ohhh yeahhh you see what i got?? ;)”
    then ashley-“ughh but idk joe..we did it last night..”
    hahahahhaaha

  • Anonymous

    stop. seriously just stop. it’s invasive. it’s intrusive. it’s flat out rude. i don’t care that they chose to live in the public eye. they did not choose for people with no lives and too much time on their hands to sit around and speculate about their sex lives or lack of…. they’re humans and they deserve the same respect you give everyone else. joe’s a grown up. ashley’s a grown up. what they do is their business and their business only.

  • Anonymous

    i think its ashley’s drink…i mean it is her car sooo….hahahah plus the drink is Not only for sexual help.

  • Anonymous

    lol today a blind about a singer/actor in a band faking a PR relationship, each to promote their projects and to gain some shared notoriety. It says that he is resenting the current publicity stunt and now this photo op. Too perfect.

  • JB rocks my socks

    Joe: “Seriously?”
    Ashley: “Yes,now try it.Its healthy.
    —-
    BAHAHA you made her sound like an evil witch or something
    “Take the apple”
    Snow White bites it and all hell breaks loose.

  • Anonymous

    Not specifically about these two, just saying though that anyone in their early 20s that drinks a cocktail designed to boost their sexual experience (even more if they’re supposed to be physically fit as these two apparently are) ….. needs help – medical or masters & johnson, or they just don’t really belong together. In their case, I’m guessing the latter.

  • Anonymous

    where I wanna read it

  • Anonymous

    come on we all know theyre having sex, or at least thats the image theyre projecting. shes a racy actress/model, whos had nude pictures. hes this precious little angel with a purity ring, who happened to stop wearing it right before he started going out with her, they hold hands whenever theyre around a camera. she goes to sex shops and hes drinking a sex juice? really joe, we get it. you ditched your image as a good little church boy. stop fucking plastering it all over now cause its getting old

  • Love_JaJ_2

    Anonymous said:
    stop. seriously just stop. it’s invasive. it’s intrusive. it’s flat out rude. i don’t care that they chose to live in the public eye. they did not choose for people with no lives and too much time on their hands to sit around and speculate about their sex lives or lack of…. they’re humans and they deserve the same respect you give everyone else. joe’s a grown up. ashley’s a grown up. what they do is their business and their business only.
    _

    invasive? they left it in the car window…and obviously people were gonna take pictures, they could of hid it under a seat or something.

  • yesaella

    im disappointed :/ welll lets hope they get married at least.
    http://twitter.com/itsashleyella

  • INeedAHero

    ColdAsU said:

    Joe: “Seriously?”
    Ashley: “Yes,now try it.Its healthy.”

    _______
    LMAO

  • Mercedes

    People are surprised? ……… He ain’t with Ashley for nothing.

    He getting it on a reg basis. haha

  • JB rocks my socks

    stop. seriously just stop. it’s invasive. it’s intrusive. it’s flat out rude. i don’t care that they chose to live in the public eye. they did not choose for people with no lives and too much time on their hands to sit around and speculate about their sex lives or lack of…. they’re humans and they deserve the same respect you give everyone else. joe’s a grown up. ashley’s a grown up. what they do is their business and their business only.
    ——
    PREACH IT GIRL…or guy watever u are anon

  • Anonymous

    -Joe: Ash, are you sure about this?
    -Ashley: OF COURSE I’M SURE, BABY. WHAT ELSE COULD YOU ASK FOR? I’M TAKING CARE OF YOURE HEALTH OK. now, drink it. I WANNA SEE THAT BOTTLE EMPTY WHEN I GET HOME OK. E-M-P-T-Y.

    lol

  • Ali.

    Lmao.
    To be quite honest, it seems like he WANTED people to see him holding that drink….

  • Anonymous

    The more I see of this bitch, the more I hate her. Jesus, she can’t even DRINK a regular drink… it has to have something to do with SEX. First it’s nude photos, then, Sex shops, now sex drinks… WTF Joe.. why are you with a SKANK like this???

  • Mercedes

    People are surprised? ……… He ain’t with Ashley for nothing.

    He getting it on a reg basis. haha

    forgot to log in.

  • Anonymous25

    i think its ashley’s drink…i mean it is her car sooo….hahahah plus the drink is Not only for sexual help.
    ——–
    ok but shes an active sexual person..and well but with who is she now? with Joe…

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    where I wanna read it

    it’ll get spam blocked.
    blind
    gossip
    com

  • Anon

    GET SOME, JOE!!

  • Anonymous

    Wow.
    I’m scarred for life now.
    Thanks OU.

  • Anonymous

    SERIOUSLY?TAKE OFF THIS POST. THAT PICTURE TOTALLY LOOKS PHOTOSHOPPED! OCEANUP ONLY POSTED THIS TO GET MORE DRAMA! GIVE JOE AND ASHLEY A BREAK! DELETE.THIS.POST.

  • Mercedes

    whew & didn’t he flip the paps off too? Joe just doesn’t give a fuck anymore. >:D

  • sexxynickj

    Maybe she’s having him drink it because he’s not good in bed. Just sayin…….

  • LAWLIN

    lololol, according to the website the bottle is clear so it’s obviously still full.

  • Anonymous

    took the words straight from my mouth. i have no idea what he sees in her…she’s a bad influence on him in my opinion.

    but i totally agree with you!

  • katy

    yea i bet its to promote his new sexier album image..stupid

  • blahblahblksheep

    Wow…You people are INFURIATING!!!

    “OH GOD NO!!! WHY JOE? WHYYY???”

    You want to know why? BECAUSE HE IS A TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD MAAANNN!!!! That’s why kiddies. It’s not Ashley’s fault, and it’s not because of Lingerie, and it’s sure as hell isn’t because of some “sex drink” It’s because they are both ADULTS!!

  • kayjeanette

    god i HATE ashley greene! i heard of this drink and a vibrator AND lingerie! they are so fucking each other =( that’s why joe took his ring off =/ poor joe. i hate ashley. bitch.

  • Anonymous

    oh shush. the kid’s 21. he’s allowed to have sex if he wants to. -__-

  • Anonymous

    i know right
    i hate her
    im still in shock
    she just a slut
    who needed a dick in her
    im furious

  • Kaitlyn

    My goodness,The boy is what 21?I think he’s allowed to have sex without being scrutinized for it.HE isn’t the same 16 year old boy any more.GET.OVER.IT!

  • HazelRose

    HAHAHAHAA

  • peacelovehearts

    Do YOU think that they are having sex?!

    Pshhh no.. They just drink neurogasm & go on daily runs to the sex shop.

  • ddamy

    OH MY GOOOOD!! I DON’T THINK THEY DO IT ..BUT MAYBE.. BHOO

  • Anonymous

    yeah… he’s in trouble… BIG TIME!
    And I don’t like it AT ALL.
    Come on Joe, you should have known better! After all these Tiger Woods’, how did you ever think you wouldn’t get caught!?!?!

  • Anonymous

    LOL! Totally. No way they’re doing it…

  • lovato is love.

    hahahah.
    oh my god..

  • Anonymous

    oh my gosh :|

    it seems that ashlee isn’t a good influence for Joe!
    ahhahahahahha

  • HazelRose

    Have you seen her naked pictures? obviously she’s not a good influence. but remember he’s man with raging hormones so don’t just blame her :)

  • Anonymous

    O_o

  • Anonymous

    Wtf?

  • peacelovehearts

    It could be a musical montage..
    “I hope he used a rubber, or imma be in trouble” Oh ah ah ahhhh!
    ____________

    LMFAOO. And then maybe Ashley can dress up in her Vampire stuff and they can sell it as a Twilight sex tape! HELL YES. I want 10%. xD
    —————
    I’d buy some copies of that… xD

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:03 pm
    Chanells__Cool said:
    it takes two to tango

    ~~~

    Very true. His will is a lot weaker than I’d hoped.

    And yeah. I won’t deny jealousy. lol BTW, love your icon ;)

    lmao thank you :]

  • idkMyBFFjill

    We dont care. :] hehe, hence why we ban them. We also, don’t post things just out of the blue, we post what readers send us! We’re not spreading rumors or telling people to believe us. We post it, you interpret it. We’re not telling you its true, nor that it’s false. We’re presenting information. All our info has sources. We don’t write any of our articles. The only oceanUP produced material are our interviews. Reader by the email of: anjanakanth@hotmail.com sent this into us. We don’t post made up material. If it is made up, correct us and we’ll correct it or amend the story accordingly.
    ———
    Can i try out the ban hammer sometime?

    Mods/employees only. Sorry :x
    _________
    haha, fair enough. just don’t ever ban me and we won’t have any problems. :)

  • picstoburn

    OCEANUP DUE DATE POST THANKS :p

  • Dumaaa ?

    What I wanna know is where can I buy this drink? And does it come in different flavors? HA! ;D

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:05 pm
    Anonymous said:
    What ever makes Joe happy. Sex is not BAD people. Why is everyone freaking out? It’s not like they are underage. Joe’s 21, Asley is 23. They are both hot. Hmmmm.

    Wouldn’t bother me in the least and last time I checked, sex is something you have in private. Let’s leave it there.
    ————–
    Sex is bad. You get pregnant & die.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    people need to calm down, he is 21, P.orn wont calm down his “Needs”

  • Lilly

    Watch Ashley and Joe become the spokepeople for Neurogasm LOL

  • mileyistheboss

    peacelovehearts said:

    It could be a musical montage..
    “I hope he used a rubber, or imma be in trouble” Oh ah ah ahhhh!
    ____________

    LMFAOO. And then maybe Ashley can dress up in her Vampire stuff and they can sell it as a Twilight sex tape! HELL YES. I want 10%. xD
    —————
    I’d buy some copies of that… xD

    I’d be the first one to watch ill have my sex drink sitting right next to me when i do ROFL.

  • oceanUP.

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:06 pm
    idkMyBFFjill said:

    We dont care. :] hehe, hence why we ban them. We also, don’t post things just out of the blue, we post what readers send us! We’re not spreading rumors or telling people to believe us. We post it, you interpret it. We’re not telling you its true, nor that it’s false. We’re presenting information. All our info has sources. We don’t write any of our articles. The only oceanUP produced material are our interviews. Reader by the email of: anjanakanth@hotmail.com sent this into us. We don’t post made up material. If it is made up, correct us and we’ll correct it or amend the story accordingly.
    ———
    Can i try out the ban hammer sometime?

    Mods/employees only. Sorry :x
    _________
    haha, fair enough. just don’t ever ban me and we won’t have any problems. :)

    Don’t give me a reason to :] and we won’t have any problems.

  • Destiny Hope

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:06 pm
    peacelovehearts said:

    It could be a musical montage..
    “I hope he used a rubber, or imma be in trouble” Oh ah ah ahhhh!
    ____________

    LMFAOO. And then maybe Ashley can dress up in her Vampire stuff and they can sell it as a Twilight sex tape! HELL YES. I want 10%. xD
    —————
    I’d buy some copies of that… xD

    Well I’d download that for free like everything else on my comp anyways

  • picstoburn

    some people are just i don’t even know
    why would you buy cunt coloring books and sex drinks if you’re not having sex O_o get real.

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:06 pm
    picstoburn said:
    OCEANUP DUE DATE POST THANKS :p

    ————–
    OCEANUPPPPPPPP! >:S

  • Anonymous

    i dont care.

  • picstoburn

    they always leave when i mention that xD

  • Dumaaa ?

    I’d buy some copies of that… xD
    ___________

    I’d buy like a 100 and pass them out to strangers in the street! Or maybe pay to have them play it in Times Square! xD

  • oceanUP.

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:08 pm
    peacelovehearts said:

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:06 pm
    picstoburn said:
    OCEANUP DUE DATE POST THANKS :p

    ————–
    OCEANUPPPPPPPP! >:S

    Sorry! I think we’re going to save the rest of the news for tomorrow :] Html-coding it now, but will post it in the morning. This post is a good place to leave off on.

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:08 pm
    Anonymous said:
    i dont care.

    and we care why?

  • Chanells__Cool

    What ever makes Joe happy. Sex is not BAD people. Why is everyone freaking out? It’s not like they are underage. Joe’s 21, Asley is 23. They are both hot. Hmmmm
    ~~~~
    If he was gonna do this at his age (which isn’t a stangely young age at all, I’ll admit) then he shouldn’t have flaunted the whole purity ring thing.

    He should have kept it ambiguous. Instead of shoving his previous virginity in our face.

  • Anonymous

    OMFG LEAVE JOE AND ASHLEY ALONE.L DELETE THIS THING BECUZ U KNOW ITS FAKE!!

  • idkMyBFFjill

    idkMyBFFjill said:

    We dont care. :] hehe, hence why we ban them. We also, don’t post things just out of the blue, we post what readers send us! We’re not spreading rumors or telling people to believe us. We post it, you interpret it. We’re not telling you its true, nor that it’s false. We’re presenting information. All our info has sources. We don’t write any of our articles. The only oceanUP produced material are our interviews. Reader by the email of: anjanakanth@hotmail.com sent this into us. We don’t post made up material. If it is made up, correct us and we’ll correct it or amend the story accordingly.
    ———
    Can i try out the ban hammer sometime?

    Mods/employees only. Sorry :x
    _________
    haha, fair enough. just don’t ever ban me and we won’t have any problems. :)

    Don’t give me a reason to :] and we won’t have any problems.
    ——
    Alright fine…I was gonna hack the system and make the server implode but I’ll find something better to do :P

  • peacelovehearts

    “I hope he used a rubber, or imma be in trouble” Oh ah ah ahhhh!
    ____________

    LMFAOO. And then maybe Ashley can dress up in her Vampire stuff and they can sell it as a Twilight sex tape! HELL YES. I want 10%. xD
    —————
    I’d buy some copies of that… xD

    I’d be the first one to watch ill have my sex drink sitting right next to me when i do ROFL.
    ————-
    Neurogasm: for spectaculaaarrrr sex.
    *que music*

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:09 pm
    oceanUP. said:
    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:08 pm
    peacelovehearts said:

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:06 pm
    picstoburn said:
    OCEANUP DUE DATE POST THANKS :p

    ————–
    OCEANUPPPPPPPP! >:S

    Sorry! I think we’re going to save the rest of the news for tomorrow :] Html-coding it now, but will post it in the morning. This post is a good place to leave off on.

    no no not tonight lmao you have i think 15 days lmao you have enough time lol.

  • Anonymous

    I think that it is none of our business whether or not a 21 year old man is having sex with his girlfriend or not. However, if I had to guess, I would say that that ship sailed long before Ashley or even Demi.

  • Lilly

    Dumaaa ? said:

    It could be a musical montage..
    “I hope he used a rubber, or imma be in trouble” Oh ah ah ahhhh!
    ____________

    LMFAOO. And then maybe Ashley can dress up in her Vampire stuff and they can sell it as a Twilight sex tape! HELL YES. I want 10%. xD
    ———
    And at some point they will have to flash to a scene where Neurogasm in the background cause they’re sponsoring the video lol

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Watch Ashley and Joe become the spokepeople for Neurogasm LOL
    _____________

    I See that Happening

  • picstoburn

    onymous said:
    OMFG LEAVE JOE AND ASHLEY ALONE.L DELETE THIS THING BECUZ U KNOW ITS FAKE!!

    Dude you see the drink in the car DEAL WITH IT.

  • idkMyBFFjill

    What ever makes Joe happy. Sex is not BAD people. Why is everyone freaking out? It’s not like they are underage. Joe’s 21, Asley is 23. They are both hot. Hmmmm
    ~~~~
    If he was gonna do this at his age (which isn’t a stangely young age at all, I’ll admit) then he shouldn’t have flaunted the whole purity ring thing.

    He should have kept it ambiguous. Instead of shoving his previous virginity in our face.
    ——-
    AMEN. Sex in itself isn’t bad. but LYING is.

  • oceanUP.

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:09 pm
    idkMyBFFjill said:

    idkMyBFFjill said:

    We dont care. :] hehe, hence why we ban them. We also, don’t post things just out of the blue, we post what readers send us! We’re not spreading rumors or telling people to believe us. We post it, you interpret it. We’re not telling you its true, nor that it’s false. We’re presenting information. All our info has sources. We don’t write any of our articles. The only oceanUP produced material are our interviews. Reader by the email of: anjanakanth@hotmail.com sent this into us. We don’t post made up material. If it is made up, correct us and we’ll correct it or amend the story accordingly.
    ———
    Can i try out the ban hammer sometime?

    Mods/employees only. Sorry :x
    _________
    haha, fair enough. just don’t ever ban me and we won’t have any problems. :)

    Don’t give me a reason to :] and we won’t have any problems.
    ——
    Alright fine…I was gonna hack the system and make the server implode but I’ll find something better to do :P

    Sounds Good! Better things to do such as.. Buying nuerogasm for your satisfaction. haha LOL, just flashed to “I WILL BACKTRACE YOU”

  • alynaa

    picstoburn said:

    some people are just i don’t even know
    why would you buy cunt coloring books and sex drinks if you’re not having sex O_o get real.
    ____________________________
    Those people can only be Jemi fans.

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:06 pm
    picstoburn said:
    OCEANUP DUE DATE POST THANKS :p

    ————–
    OCEANUPPPPPPPP! >:S

    Sorry! I think we’re going to save the rest of the news for tomorrow :] Html-coding it now, but will post it in the morning. This post is a good place to leave off on.
    ————-
    If you do it, I’m gonna die.
    Just letting you know.

  • idkMyBFFjill

    i should sleep now. its 1 am. i’m sure something from this post will pop up in a dream now.

  • Anonymous

    This is why you don’t preach your ‘virgin until marriage’ status, because then when it’s clear that is out the window(yes Miley Cyrus, I’m talking about you), you just end up looking hypocritical.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know if any of you have seen the product’s video on their site…
    But they don’t even know how to spell “ENERGY”.
    I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t trust this stuff.. o_O

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:11 pm
    alynaa said:
    picstoburn said:

    some people are just i don’t even know
    why would you buy cunt coloring books and sex drinks if you’re not having sex O_o get real.
    ____________________________
    Those people can only be Jemi fans.

    true. -_-

  • Anonymous

    Hahahahahahahaha! The discretion is on a hundred. Not obvious at all.

  • Anonymous

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT
    ive never dropped my jaw on a joe post like this…
    they are doing it. o my god. joe, why?

  • Anonymous

    i think the drink is ashley..maybe…i mean it is her car sooo…hhahaha

  • ColdAsU

    Joe: “Eeek! What is this?
    Ashley: “Uh….a vitamin water? Whatever it is its healthy I know that for sure.Wanna a sip?”

  • Anonymous

    im glad im not the only one laughing their ass off at this

  • alynaa

    People are saying Joe is promoting his sex life for real, And these are all publicity
    stunts… :/

  • Anonymous

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • CupcakesBBYx

    some people are just i don’t even know
    why would you buy cunt coloring books and sex drinks if you’re not having sex O_o get real.
    ____________________________
    Those people can only be Jemi fans
    ____________________

    Jemi fans are like niley fans
    they are both delusional

  • Dumaaa ?

    And at some point they will have to flash to a scene where Neurogasm in the background cause they’re sponsoring the video lol
    ____________

    HAHA. No they’ll have empty bottles of it on the floor where the clothes will also be! xD

  • JB rocks my socks

    ahahah OMG
    Has anyone actually checked to see if this drink even exist?
    I mean I not saying he is or isnt doing the deed with Ms. Green BUT I dont really trust Oceanup.
    —-
    It really does, it’s hugely popular in the gay community, kind of like Gaga.

    haha ok then.

    Well watever hes doing it none of our business.
    So leave em alone.

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:12 pm
    Anonymous said:
    This is why you don’t preach your ‘virgin until marriage’ status, because then when it’s clear that is out the window(yes Miley Cyrus, I’m talking about you), you just end up looking hypocritical.

    why bring up miley?

  • idkMyBFFjill

    idkMyBFFjill said:

    We dont care. :] hehe, hence why we ban them. We also, don’t post things just out of the blue, we post what readers send us! We’re not spreading rumors or telling people to believe us. We post it, you interpret it. We’re not telling you its true, nor that it’s false. We’re presenting information. All our info has sources. We don’t write any of our articles. The only oceanUP produced material are our interviews. Reader by the email of: anjanakanth@hotmail.com sent this into us. We don’t post made up material. If it is made up, correct us and we’ll correct it or amend the story accordingly.
    ———
    Can i try out the ban hammer sometime?

    Mods/employees only. Sorry :x
    _________
    haha, fair enough. just don’t ever ban me and we won’t have any problems. :)

    Don’t give me a reason to :] and we won’t have any problems.
    ——
    Alright fine…I was gonna hack the system and make the server implode but I’ll find something better to do :P

    Sounds Good! Better things to do such as.. Buying nuerogasm for your satisfaction. haha LOL, just flashed to “I WILL BACKTRACE YOU”
    ———
    Good idea. I’m sure it’s jessi slaughter’s fav drink, like yeaaa

  • HazelRose

    I’m sure Camilla Belle deflowered our little Joseph.

  • Anonymous

    LMAO hhahahahah :)

  • Love_JaJ_2

    honestly, this is almost as bad as jemi was..all of a sudden BAM! out of nowhere there are 10000 million posts about them..this seems really fake to me…too much too quickly.

  • picstoburn

    Joe likes this relationship cause Ashley keeps surprising him with new ideas xD

  • Anonymous

    HazelRose said:

    I’m sure Camilla Belle deflowered our little Joseph.
    ——————————————-
    I’m pretty sure it was Steve.

  • peacelovehearts

    My mom’s going to walmart tomorrow. I’m going to ask her to pick me up some neurogasm.

  • alynaa

    CupcakesBBYx said:

    some people are just i don’t even know
    why would you buy cunt coloring books and sex drinks if you’re not having sex O_o get real.
    ____________________________
    Those people can only be Jemi fans
    ____________________

    Jemi fans are like niley fans
    they are both delusional
    _______________________
    They live in their own Strawberry Shortcake world & They take fucking EVERYTHING as a sign.Assholes.

  • Anonymous

    Oh my goodness. Seriously? Hes 21. Hes old enough to have sex. It doesn’t mean he is a bad person.

  • Chanells__Cool

    This is why you don’t preach your ‘virgin until marriage’ status, because then when it’s clear that is out the window(yes Miley Cyrus, I’m talking about you), you just end up looking hypocritical.
    ~~~~
    True. XD

  • picstoburn

    i’ll buy some ngl i want to see what it taste like.

  • Anonymous

    of course they are having sex.
    i feel bad for his parents who have to read this type of stuff, and the poor mom is probably praying like no other! LOL.
    honestly i lost respect for Joe after the taylor swift thing, if he is such the gentlemen everyone says he is, he clearly has a weird way of showing it (note:demi). Obviously Ashley greene is more sexually inclined then he is (note: check out her interview with chelsea handler). If a girl is willing to give it up to a guy, he is going to take, no matter what his morals are……. Plus don’t vampires like fresh blood? yummy ;)

  • Lilly

    HazelRose said:

    I’m sure Camilla Belle deflowered our little Joseph.
    ——–
    She was my favorite gf of his.

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:17 pm
    picstoburn said:
    i’ll buy some ngl i want to see what it taste like.

    ————-
    I just want to improve my sex life..

  • Destiny Hope

    Stop being so judgmental when you don’t even know the whole story.
    —–
    This is OU, people will be judgmental about about celebs not tweeting on someone’s birthday, or what color shirt they wear, it has to be expected.

  • picstoburn

    doesn’t his dad read this site O_O

  • Anonymous

    I can honestly say I’ve lost all respect for Joe Jonas.

    Honestly, I have too! and trust me, I am not a Jemi stan in any way, shape or form.

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:18 pm
    picstoburn said:
    doesn’t his dad read this site O_O

    ————
    He’s probably praying atm…

  • CupcakesBBYx

    were can you buy this in Australia…..

  • Lilly

    Camilla not gonna be in the Les Mis concert

  • Dumaaa ?

    Okay, so I’m on the website and I see it costs $36.99. Now I just need to decide if I wanna charge it on the family card. xD

  • yo yo

    toast to all the douchebags… so to joe jonas right?

  • HazelRose

    She was my favorite gf of his.
    __________
    hmm, i dont think i ever had a favorite :S

  • Lilly

    peacelovehearts said:

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:18 pm
    picstoburn said:
    doesn’t his dad read this site O_O

    ————
    He’s probably praying atm…
    ———
    i would love to see his face when he read this kind of stuff lol

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:21 pm
    yo yo said:
    toast to all the douchebags… so to joe jonas right?
    =
    no.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, kinda losing all respect for him. I used to look up to him and his brothers because they made the decision to stay pure until marriage, it was nice to know that chivalry wasn’t completely dead. I totally understand the fact that he’s a 21 year old guy, and she is a gorgeous girl but its just disappointing. I always had that thought in the back of my head that yes, it was too good to be true and that it was all just a part of their image, but its just breaking my heart to see that it really was all just a lie.

    His parents must be proud too :|

    ———-

    agreed :/ well it’s annoying that first they said they were staying pure till marriage, then they denied saying that & said it was just ‘ a reminder to respect women’…which fine, whatever, but it makes me mad that they’re changing their story, and now joe’s really changed i feel like. i think he’s still a gentleman & he respects women but i’m just annoyed & kinda saddened with him lately.
    like their sex life is nobody’s business but they’re MAKING IT everyone’s business w/ the sex shops, ashley’s vibrators, no purity ring, and the sex drink. it’s just making me sad :( i wish they’d at least try to be more private about it

  • Destiny Hope

    Dumaaa ? said:

    Okay, so I’m on the website and I see it costs $36.99. Now I just need to decide if I wanna charge it on the family card. xD

    lol i see no issues with doing that.

  • mileyistheboss

    Anonymous said:

    This is why you don’t preach your ‘virgin until marriage’ status, because then when it’s clear that is out the window(yes Miley Cyrus, I’m talking about you), you just end up looking hypocritical.

    Miley isn’t in here. haha

  • Lilly

    Dumaaa ? said:

    Okay, so I’m on the website and I see it costs $36.99. Now I just need to decide if I wanna charge it on the family card. xD
    ——-
    40 bucks for a drink? Dang

  • picstoburn

    -__- oh wow that cost a lot for a drink lol.

  • mileyistheboss

    yo yo said:

    toast to all the douchebags… so to joe jonas right?

    toast to all the sex addicts… so to joe jonas right?

  • Anonymous

    I can honestly say I’ve lost all respect for Joe Jonas.
    I think ever since his break up with Demi Lovato, he’s just been going downhill.
    The only reason I still watch the show JONAS, and listen to the Jonas Brothers music is because of Nick and Kevin. I don’t hate Joe, but I don’t have any respect left for him at all, and I will certainly never support Jashley, and I probably won’t support Joe’s solo album if he keeps acting like this.

    Also, I don’t mean any offence to any die hard Joe Jonas lovers by saying the stuff in this comment, it is just my opinion
    ____________________

    What has he done that has made you lose all respect for him?

    Because you don’t like Ashley…who you don’t even know? Or because you believe that they are having sex? Because he broke up with Demi?

    I have never seen Joe be rude. We’ve never seen him drink. We have however seen him go to church. We have seen him donate his time to kids with special needs and organize the iWin fun run. We have seen him make a special trip over to Africa to spend time with orphans, help donate funds to schools etc.

    Joe hasn’t changed. The fans have.

    Stop being so judgmental when you don’t even know the whole story.
    —–
    Oh. My. God.

    Shut the fuckk up.

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:22 pm
    mileyistheboss said:
    Anonymous said:

    This is why you don’t preach your ‘virgin until marriage’ status, because then when it’s clear that is out the window(yes Miley Cyrus, I’m talking about you), you just end up looking hypocritical.

    Miley isn’t in here. haha

    mte.

  • HAHAHAAH

    AMEN SISSTA

  • yo yo

    yes dear

  • Anonymous

    What the fack….? o.O

  • Anonymous

    ew, i honestly could not stand joe before this whole ditching the purity ring thing. but i just lost respect for him as a person now. hes supposed to be this awesome role model for kids &youre putting it out there your not pure anymore. i really dont give a shit if youre pure or not but dont have this huge gimmick, aka youre all “pure” brothers until marriage &then ditch it. shit at least wear the damn ring still cause now you just sicken me. britney spears did the whole pure til marriage thing but she kept the truth until she was much much older. you at least have to keep that image. ew, just ew.

  • Anonymous

    It’s also an energy drink for working out. Not just a sex drink.. Shut up.

  • heylie

    Ashley Greene “SEX SHOPPING DETAILS”
    Ashley Greene “NEUROGASM SEX Drink”
    what else??

    Great OceanUp… u make this girl looks like a sex maniac. POOR u Ashley.

  • Anonymous25

    ew, i honestly could not stand joe before this whole ditching the purity ring thing. but i just lost respect for him as a person now. hes supposed to be this awesome role model for kids &youre putting it out there your not pure anymore. i really dont give a shit if youre pure or not but dont have this huge gimmick, aka youre all “pure” brothers until marriage &then ditch it. shit at least wear the damn ring still cause now you just sicken me. britney spears did the whole pure til marriage thing but she kept the truth until she was much much older. you at least have to keep that image. ew, just ew.
    ——-
    are u 8??

  • Anonymous

    nope, just saying he’s pathetic, which he is. hes always been an attention whore, this just proves it further.

  • Chanells__Cool

    I’m curious too. I mean MAYBE, Ashley, having a mild case of sex addiction is into this drink, and just likes the taste regardless who she’s having sex with.

    She’s not neccesarily banging Joe.

    :/

  • Anonymous

    DENIAL

  • sexxynickj

    The more I see of this bitch, the more I hate her. Jesus, she can’t even DRINK a regular drink… it has to have something to do with SEX. First it’s nude photos, then, Sex shops, now sex drinks… WTF Joe.. why are you with a SKANK like this???
    ———

    I think she has other things going on in her life and doesn’t think about and/or have sex 24/7… but it is funny that most things the media post about her is related to her sex life.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    ew, i honestly could not stand joe before this whole ditching the purity ring thing. but i just lost respect for him as a person now. hes supposed to be this awesome role model for kids &youre putting it out there your not pure anymore. i really dont give a shit if youre pure or not but dont have this huge gimmick, aka youre all “pure” brothers until marriage &then ditch it. shit at least wear the damn ring still cause now you just sicken me. britney spears did the whole pure til marriage thing but she kept the truth until she was much much older. you at least have to keep that image. ew, just ew.
    ————
    he figured out 21 year old guys singing to 6-12 year olds is creepy, he needs to look like a real adult to not be a complete joke. A for effort, F for execution. Too obvious.

  • Anonymous

    doesn’t his dad read this site O_O

    Seeing as he has to ask his dad if he can get a haircut, I’m sure he already knows. He prob. is the one who bought Joe his first pack of condoms ;)

  • Angie

    OMFG ! I don’t know what to say .. this is just .. god ! hahaha

  • katexo

    I think he’s purposefully promoting his sex life so that he can transition from virginal Jonas Brother into his solo career as a sex symbol lol

  • Anonymous

    you make a very valid point. but i’m still tired of hearing about it…

  • Anonymous

    need nick and kevin post who cares about Joe dating her , getting old . if he has sex well good for joe :)

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Lilly said:
    peacelovehearts said:

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:18 pm
    picstoburn said:
    doesn’t his dad read this site O_O

    ————
    He’s probably praying atm…
    ———
    i would love to see his face when he read this kind of stuff lol

    ___________________

    I wonder if he thinks were sexually active

  • picstoburn

    Man some of these hoe’s so ugly on here. ain’t nobody gonna talk to them unless they on twitter. I be looking at they pics. my god lol

    words from 50 cent lol

  • Dumaaa ?

    lol i see no issues with doing that.
    _____________

    My parents would probably flip if they saw that on the bill! LMFAO.

  • peacelovehearts

    Hey mom, can you get me a $40 drink called Neurogasm to enhance my sex life?

    ^Thats how my conversation is going to go tomorrow..

  • yo yo

    wait, so who is joe jonas dating now? sorry, i can’t keep up, the guy changes his choice of women, like he changes his hairstyle

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:23 pm
    Anonymous said:
    News tidbit #1. Ashley Greene never went to a sex shop. The photos taken were just of her walking down the sidewalk…and then someone made up a rumor about her being in the shop.

    News tidbit #2. They were never in Florida together. They were actually in LA the entire weekend. There are photos of them at the Vampire Weekend show.

    News tidbit #3. This so called sex drink, is highly used by work out fanatics….like Joe and Ashley. It’s not a “Sex” drink.

    News tidbit #4. You all need to get a life and stay out of theirs. Personally I feel sorry for Joe being judged under a microscope. Nothing is ever good enough for everyone. Just let him be happy for God sake

    zack taylor could you go back to your own site please?

  • picstoburn

    wait, so who is joe jonas dating now? sorry, i can’t keep up, the guy changes his choice of women, like he changes his hairstyle

    ashley greene -_-

  • peacelovehearts

    Man some of these hoe’s so ugly on here. ain’t nobody gonna talk to them unless they on twitter. I be looking at they pics. my god lol

    words from 50 cent lol
    ————-
    My hero… Rofll

  • Destiny Hope

    Dumaaa ? said:

    lol i see no issues with doing that.
    _____________

    My parents would probably flip if they saw that on the bill! LMFAO.

    Well obviously you’d have to explain that it’s for a good sex drive, they’ll understand after that. lol

  • Dumaaa ?

    40 bucks for a drink? Dang
    ____________

    You think that’s expensive? LOL. Well, it comes in a 12 pack, so I think it’s pretty cheap. :P

  • mileyistheboss

    Anonymous said:

    News tidbit #1. Ashley Greene never went to a sex shop. The photos taken were just of her walking down the sidewalk…and then someone made up a rumor about her being in the shop.

    News tidbit #2. They were never in Florida together. They were actually in LA the entire weekend. There are photos of them at the Vampire Weekend show.

    News tidbit #3. This so called sex drink, is highly used by work out fanatics….like Joe and Ashley. It’s not a “Sex” drink.

    News tidbit #4. You all need to get a life and stay out of theirs. Personally I feel sorry for Joe being judged under a microscope. Nothing is ever good enough for everyone. Just let him be happy for God sake.

    News tidbit #5 You are in denial.

  • Chanells__Cool

    News tidbit #2. They were never in Florida together. They were actually in LA the entire weekend. There are photos of them at the Vampire Weekend show.

    ~~~~~
    Right? I mean there isn’t a single picture of them in Florida or at any airports. So that’s what I thought.

  • Anonymous

    Hey mom, can you get me a $40 drink called Neurogasm to enhance my sex life?

    ^Thats how my conversation is going to go tomorrow..

    You should ask her to pick up two bottles then ship one to Selena. I’m sure she gets a little bored with plain old pickle sex. She needs it spiced up.

  • picstoburn

    while joe was hanging out with ashley,demi was hanging out with sarah lol.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    My parents would probably flip if they saw that on the bill! LMFAO.
    ____________________

    My parents dont understand english, so i dont think they will notice ;)

  • Destiny Hope

    Dumaaa ? said:

    40 bucks for a drink? Dang
    ____________

    You think that’s expensive? LOL. Well, it comes in a 12 pack, so I think it’s pretty cheap. :P
    —-
    You could buy it and sell it at school for a huge markup.

  • mileyistheboss

    picstoburn said:

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:22 pm
    mileyistheboss said:
    Anonymous said:

    This is why you don’t preach your ‘virgin until marriage’ status, because then when it’s clear that is out the window(yes Miley Cyrus, I’m talking about you), you just end up looking hypocritical.

    Miley isn’t in here. haha

    mte.

    I know like this post has nothing to do with Miley’s sex life shes not the one buying nuerogasm haha.

  • HazelRose

    wait, so who is joe jonas dating now? sorry, i can’t keep up, the guy changes his choice of women, like he changes his hairstyle
    ___________
    you know exactly who he’s dating you just wanted to make that “joke” -.-

  • picstoburn

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:27 pm
    mileyistheboss said:
    picstoburn said:

    Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:22 pm
    mileyistheboss said:
    Anonymous said:

    This is why you don’t preach your ‘virgin until marriage’ status, because then when it’s clear that is out the window(yes Miley Cyrus, I’m talking about you), you just end up looking hypocritical.

    Miley isn’t in here. haha

    mte.

    I know like this post has nothing to do with Miley’s sex life shes not the one buying nuerogasm haha

    i would laugh if she brought one though lmao.

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Joe & Jemi stans are in denial. There having sex, enhancing there sex life and are using cunt coloring books. get the fuck over it.

  • I Have A Dream

    I can honestly say I’ve lost all respect for Joe Jonas.
    I think ever since his break up with Demi Lovato, he’s just been going downhill.
    The only reason I still watch the show JONAS, and listen to the Jonas Brothers music is because of Nick and Kevin. I don’t hate Joe, but I don’t have any respect left for him at all, and I will certainly never support Jashley, and I probably won’t support Joe’s solo album if he keeps acting like this.

    Also, I don’t mean any offence to any die hard Joe Jonas lovers by saying the stuff in this comment, it is just my opinion
    ____________________

    What has he done that has made you lose all respect for him?

    Because you don’t like Ashley…who you don’t even know? Or because you believe that they are having sex? Because he broke up with Demi?

    I have never seen Joe be rude. We’ve never seen him drink. We have however seen him go to church. We have seen him donate his time to kids with special needs and organize the iWin fun run. We have seen him make a special trip over to Africa to spend time with orphans, help donate funds to schools etc.

    Joe hasn’t changed. The fans have.

    Stop being so judgmental when you don’t even know the whole story.
    ———-

    Not trying to be mean but we’ve only seen what we’ve seen. Nothing else. Maybe the guy is having insane sex with Ashley. Maybe he isn’t.

    YOU don’t know either. I don’t think fans should lose their respect for him. But at the same time, I’m not going to say he is the SAME Joe as always. We never really knew him so well to begin with. Stop saying the fans have changed and that JOE hasn’t.

    We ALL have changed. We ALL are constantly changing.

    I, PERSONALLY, don’t care whether or not Joe has had sex. I THINK he probably has. Then again, like any other person on this site, what I think really doesn’t matter or have any value.

    Doesn’t mean I can’t say I THINK he’s had sex. That’s my opinion which I have a right to.

    Now to the fans who think he is having sex and have lost respect for him.. well.. I think it’s like finding out Santa Clause doesn’t exist. Give them some time lol

  • Anonymous

    ohh, i thought he was dating some guy… my bad…

  • mileyistheboss

    I love his face in the picture. Hes like “I am getting some tonightttttttttttt”

  • Anonymous

    Why fuck do people write essays on here. Say it for English class!

  • Destiny Hope

    I think it’s like finding out Santa Clause doesn’t exist.
    ——-
    Wait… what?

  • Dumaaa ?

    Well obviously you’d have to explain that it’s for a good sex drive, they’ll understand after that.
    ______________

    HAHA. Well, of course!

  • CupcakesBBYx

    Hey mom, can you get me a $40 drink called Neurogasm to enhance my sex life?

    ^Thats how my conversation is going to go tomorrow..

    You should ask her to pick up two bottles then ship one to Selena. I’m sure she gets a little bored with plain old pickle sex. She needs it spiced up
    __________________________

    LOL
    *Dead*

  • picstoburn

    ohh, i thought he was dating some guy… my bad…

    fail. go back to sleep.

  • mileyistheboss

    CupcakesBBYx said:

    Joe & Jemi stans are in denial. There having sex, enhancing there sex life and are using cunt coloring books. get the fuck over it.

    ROFLLLLLLLLL i need to quote that on twitter

  • Anonymous

    *save

  • picstoburn

    if selena brought this i wouldn’t know what to think :O

  • peacelovehearts

    Hey mom, can you get me a $40 drink called Neurogasm to enhance my sex life?

    ^Thats how my conversation is going to go tomorrow..

    You should ask her to pick up two bottles then ship one to Selena. I’m sure she gets a little bored with plain old pickle sex. She needs it spiced up.
    ———
    Bahaha! xD

  • Destiny Hope

    mileyistheboss said:

    CupcakesBBYx said:

    Joe & Jemi stans are in denial. There having sex, enhancing there sex life and are using cunt coloring books. get the fuck over it.

    ROFLLLLLLLLL i need to quote that on twitter
    ——
    I’m putting that on my coat-of-arms

  • Anonymous

    yeaa nicks ring is on his dogtag necklace hes the only one who still wears it

  • liiiiisa

    I don’t find this that upsetting, I mean people have sex all the time, but if it was with some nice girl and they were in love, that’d be a different story, and even besides that, if he hadn’t made such a big deal in the past of the purity rings and waiting til marriage, no one would care. I’m no Demi fan, but he’d be better off with her than this chick. Or Taylor even. At least they have a little class.

  • Dumaaa ?

    Okay, I’m gonna buy it! xD

  • Anonymous

    And btw to people thinking joe is gay HE ISNT!! kevin was. Anwyays he is just a man but yeah i don’t know if i want to know his private life!!!!Bit TOOOO personal

  • Destiny Hope

    Dumaaa ? said:

    Okay, I’m gonna buy it! xD

    It was nice knowing you, take care.

  • picstoburn

    lets see if they sell this at the 99 cent store xD

  • nickjjismyhusband

    hahaha GOOD FOR THEM! xD

  • LAURENJ-

    Seriously people, exactly what planet do you live in???? Joe is an ADULT and Ashley is an Adult and what they do or not do together is “NOBODIES BUSINESS” but theirs. How would you like rumours or speculations shouted out to the world about your love life…You forget at the end of the day that both Ashley & Joe are human beings with feelings just like the rest of us..STOP with the crap and show some respect. STOP assuming you know what happens between them when you dont…As one wise person above said

    You seem to notice this BS crap reported but you dont take notice of Joe and all the good things he does for the poor, the charities all around the world, the schools, Africa , IWin runs and so on.This is what you should take notice of and his musical talents not his private life..

    Some of you out there give the rest of us sane people a bad rep. I just hope Joe realises we all dont think illogically but some of us do have common sense…

  • Anonymous

    It’s ashley’s drink. There is a pic of her drinking it. And if she needs to drink a drink to help with her sex life then that says something. ha ha

  • mileyistheboss

    These drinks are only sold in California ROFL if you want to buy them you have to order them online.

  • Anonymous

    lol of you would look it up. Horny freak nasty xD

  • Anonymous

    It looks like the drink was photoshopped in… I’ve had it before and i don’t remember the bottle being that big….

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous25 said:

    uh, isn’t it ashley’s drink? you all assume HE’S the one drinking it. it was in HER car. SHE’S the one that was holding it. i think the drink is hers, meaning she’s the one drinking it. i’m not hating, just stating a fact.
    ——
    true but is for sex right? so she is an active sexual person.. with who is she having sex? with her bf..and who is her bf? Joe…so there u go
    ———
    Well it was Jared Leto at a fashion show back room a week ago or so.

  • hey_foolios

    Honestly, what if they’re not having sex.

    Like.. what if the drink is THAT good?

    I wish I were rich so I could just buy expensive insanely delicious sex drinks.

    Friend: I feel like a Cola.
    Other Friend: I feel like a Corona.
    Other Friend’s Friend: I feel like having a shot.
    Me: I feel like Neurogasm.
    All Three Friends In Unison: Neurogasm??
    Me: What? It’s insanely delicious.

  • nickjjismyhusband

    -OFFLINE-

    gonna go watch The Outsiders ;)
    i feel like watching Ponyboy’s SEXYNESS! 3

  • picstoburn

    im following a marissa i think she goes on ou lol

  • sexxynickj

    So is this stuff like natural viagra?? Maybe Joe’s a 1 minute man and Ashley’s trying to get him to last longer????

  • Anonymous

    *of course

  • Anonymous

    Oh and btw its Ashley who is drinking this drink NOT joe….

  • Destiny Hope

    LAURENJ- said:

    Seriously people, …
    … common sense…


    Well I think them pulling it out in front of tv cameras that they were trying to make it our business and get some press. Just an opinion.

  • Anonymous

    OH MY GOD!!! SERIOUSLY!!!! i feel like this is getting annoying. i do not care if they are having sex and it’s nobody’s business but their own but they’re MAKING IT everyone else’s business!!! with the no purity ring, the sex shop, now the sex drink….come on. i love joe but this is making it seem like he’s an attention whore & they’re doing this whole thing for publicity or…i don’t know. it’s just getting weird and annoying.

  • Anonymous

    So is this stuff like an all natural viagra??

    Maybe Joe is a 1-minute man and Ashley wants him to last longer…

  • Anonymous

    yea but he is the one along with his brothers that talked about their purity rings and god and purity ring means a promise to god and themselves. they made a big deal about it, thats why its a big deal