Justin Bieber Breaking News PARODY

  • _leena

    I don’t get why people are so offended. I mean I adore Justin yet I found this was funny. (Though I admit I didn’t like the part where they said his mom was a hoe…)

    I mean look at that dude’s face. Thats one sexy pedo ;)

  • Anonymous

    deserve what?
    being called a “fag” , “girl” , ‘gay, , “no talent” really i dont think he deserve’s any of it all.

    I do really like Justin. He works so hard for a 16 year old boy. He used to smile, ALL THE TIME. Now he hardly smiles anymore. He’s always sick, and never fully recovers, but doesn’t wanna let his fans down, so he performs anyways. He never gets to see his family. He hardly gets too see his baby brother & sister grow up. He gets a lot of hate he doesn’t deserve. You can say he has no talent. I think he has a fuckload of talent. You can say everyone these days can “sing.” I think Justin Bieber CAN actually sing. If he couldn’t, Usher probably wouldn’t give a flying fuck. There are thousands of kids who sing on Youtube. Justin got discovered. I think he has more talent than the majority of people in the music industry. And you can call him “gay” for having a high voice. So? He still makes more money then you ever will.

    He doesn’t deserve it? Please, he worked his butt of, i would know because i knew about him in summer 09. Doing radio interviews, rehearsals, meeting fans, performing, etc. People are like “this kid has NO talent” are you kidding me? i would understand if you dont like his music, but you can’t lie on your mother grave’s that he can’t sing. And its not necessary or you have to write your own songs for talent. like really? what are you doing.

  • nessiedenali

    yall r sayin a real fan wouldnt laff but the ppl who made this video were just playin round and if justin watched thi he would be laffin too, i mean i am a true belieber no doubt but its obvious this video was not made to intend any harm to justin =) so calm down guy sand laff it off, justin would too

  • nessiedenali

    yall r sayin a real fan wouldnt laff but the ppl who made this video were just playin round and if justin watched thi he would be laffin too, i mean i am a true belieber no doubt but its obvious this video was not made to intend any harm to justin =) so calm down guy sand laff it off, justin would too

  • Sarcasm was always intended

    LOL
    “Thats one sexy pedo”

    But i really wanna know what would happened if this was really true
    xD

  • Anonymous

    sended… really?

  • Patricia

    Omg your comment totally made me cry cause its so true. Justin sacrifices so much of his life just to make us fans happy. Sometimes I wonder how happy he really is and how much more of this he can take.

  • ilovejustinbieber

    this is not true…

  • Anonymously

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    i dont think i will ever think hes cute again

  • urluvismydrugg

    hahhaha this is hilarious!!

  • Anonymous

    I Thought This Was Funny

    & I’m A HUGEEEEEEEE Fan .

    The Part About Pattie Went Too Far Though .

  • _leena

    WELL, that would be MJ all over again…

    hahahahaha I JK JK JK JK
    (omg I already sense the hate comming my way…)

    Nah but it would be pretty hilarious… Althought my sister would fall into a severe depression because Justin is like… The love of her life

  • Anonymous

    is this true omg omg omg yes yes yes yes.

  • Sarcasm was always intended

    LOL
    I almost thought this shit was true
    BRB
    DYING

  • iHeartJBandMC

    ROTFLMFAOO I JUST DIED !

  • LittleMons†er

    hahaha, that is so damn funny.

  • Anonymous

    that wasn’t funny at all. and im not saying this because im his fan

  • NileyisWin

    lol i sended this in !!!! ;D

  • Sarcasm was always intended

    Does it really matter if your a fan or not?lol

  • gaga.lovegame.6

    lol omg i wish this thing is trueeee!

  • gallardo.patricio

    that guy is kinda scarry….

  • _leena

    Why would you wish for this to be true?

    O_O

  • _leena

    My sister was crying cause she thought it was true -_-

  • HBIC

    Haha wow I thought it was a true story of him stealing someone’s song at first. XD

  • Sarcasm was always intended

    If he sees this he’ll probably get offended with the part of pattie loool

  • Anonymous

    Sarcasm was alw… said:

    Does it really matter if your a fan or not?

    yes because then people would be responding to me saing “YOU ONLY DIDNT FIND IT FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAN OF HIM BLAHBLAHAHHSHAHA”

  • _leena

    Sarcasm was alw… said:

    If he sees this he’ll probably get offended with the part of pattie loool

    Yeah that’s what I thought too… :l Actually I just don’t think he’ll find this funny at all… But meh that won’t keep me from giggling at the pedo’s face :)

  • Anonymous

    not funny!

  • Anonymous

    wait so this isnt true??

  • Anonymous

    Omfg. This isn’t true though, is it?
    Just curious.
    Some one awnser me? Was this just a joke?
    Cause it’s actually mortifingly scary :/

  • Anonymous

    it’s true, poor justin i really did NOT laugh areal fan would not laugh!!! this is sooo not cool guys!!!

  • Anonymous

    this is soo true….i couldn’t have said it better myself.

  • Anonymous

    this is so stupid. people need to stop. i dont understand how people can get away with doing this stuff to him. i feel bad for him, he probs reads this stuff and laughs but inside i bet he wants to sue whoever made this piece of shit video. seriously, leave him alone. what did he do to you? you dont even know him. are you jealous of him??…yeah, i think so.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    wait so this isnt true??

    IDIOT! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THIS IS TRUE? DUMMY POO POO HEAD!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    this is most def not funy.. and i am not a fan.. its just sick.

  • NileyisWin

    @Sarcasm was always intended
    Does it really matter if your a fan or not?lol

    i’m a fan and i think this is hilarious idk what other fans/haters think ;)

  • iMegMeg

    I know that people do this a lot to him, but it’s what he deserves. He doesn’t even write his own songs! I’m not jealous of him, but I just think he doesn’t deserve to be a world-famous “popstar”. Even if he would sue those people, 80% of the girls would still not dig him. The other 20% are just girls of the age of 9. Do you think they’ll still listen to “his” music once a new popstar shows up? Just sayin…

  • Sarcasm was always intended

    Anonymous said:
    Omfg. This isn’t true though, is it?
    Just curious.
    Some one awnser me? Was this just a joke?
    Cause it’s actually mortifingly scary :/
    —-
    No it’s not lol

  • Dinoluverrr

    I dont think ths is funny its just sick :/

  • biebersgirl1

    omfg!!!!!!
    wtf is wrong with this video!!!!!!

  • jenniebbyx3

    this video is mean.
    & they called his mom a ho?
    stfu already. && i love how justin
    didn’t give a damn about this video

  • CAMI

    HATERS PLEASE STOPPPPPP!! U ARE GOING TO MAKE ME KILL MYSELF!! ARE U FUCKING IDIOTS???? U DONT CARE BOUT ANYONE
    CANT U SEE THAT THIS LOOKS SOO UNREAL…THE OLD MAN IS TALLER THAN JUSTIN AND HAS HORRIBLE EYES AND TEETH!!! HE SEEMS TO BE A SERIOUS ALCOHOLIC PERSON… I HATE PEOPLE THAT TRY TO MAKE FEEL SAD OTHER PEOPLE DOING THINGS LIKE THIS..IF U DONT LIKE JB JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!! AND IF IT WAS TRUE THIS WOULD BE APPEARING IN ALL TV CHANNELS FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD!! PLEASEE!! S-T-O-P H-A-T-I-N-G

  • Anonymous

    Im not a Justin Bieber fan but this video is an insult to him and to victims of pedophiles everywhere. Its sick :(

  • Jenika4eva

    WTF?? What a wste of time….

  • Anonymous

    wait godamn it is this true?!!!!!!!!??????!?!?!? cuz if it aint what kinda cocksucker posts something like this!

  • Anonymous

    weird & creepy wtff -.-

  • Anonymous

    LoooooL!,
    Almost Belive!
    But Not True!

  • asshole

    DUDE WAT THE FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO DID THIS MUST BE SOME SHIT OF AN ASSHOLE(MOTHERFUCKER)!!!!! BTW:THE PATTI PART WAS WWWWAAAAYYYY 2 FAR

  • asshole

    DUDE WAT THE FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO DID THIS MUST BE SOME SHIT OF AN ASSHOLE(MOTHERFUCKER)!!!!! BTW:THE PATTI PART WAS WWWWAAAAYYYY 2 FAR

  • Dana

    So Funny
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    Yeah right 51 :o

  • Anonymous

    i’m so scared plz tell me it is not real :(
    i wanna cry !!!!
    today is my birthday i guess its the most heartfull birthday ever !!!

    why this is happening to me :(
    please tell me its not true plz

    i swear i wanna cry !!

  • Anonymous

    this is not true justin bieber is kid not 51 years old man , this is so stupid and who was make this too !!!!

  • Anonymous

    hahahaha i kneww it! love<3
    explains alot.

  • Anonymous

    this is not true justin bieber is a kid nor 51 years old man ,this is so stupid and who was make this video too !!!!

  • Anonymous

    this is not real,justin bieber is a kid not 51 years old man , it’s stupid and who was make this video too !!!

  • Anonymous

    this is actually kinda scary! lol… thats messed up!

    ha ha

  • HisFavoriteGirl

    AHAHAHA . I legit wonder who made this video , because it must’ve been hard work ! Hahaha , & that pic of his ” mask peeling ” was creepy .

  • JB

    We know that its not true even the haters but the haters posting this video on youtube even the real fans believe some of my friends really loves him now they don’t the even believe

  • Anonymous

    this was sooo stupid….

  • Anonymous

    I think Encyclopedia Dramatica, the Yahweh Clan and R J Carter are responsible for this.

  • Georgikyyy

    HAHAHA one of my friends was yelling at me today “JUSTIN BIEBER ISN’T JUSTIN BIEBER.HE’S A 51 years old GUY” and I was like WTF are you saying…:)) that hottie on my wall can’t be 51

  • mariabear6

    This is NOT funny in ANY way.
    First to hate on Justin.. but really? his mother? that is really low and sad. Leave the woman alone, she did nothing to you.. same to justin. Leave them alone. This video is sad and discusting.

  • Georgikyyy
  • nessiedenali

    hahah, this is hillarious, its sooo amazing to know justin would be laughing at this like crazy, haha, haters wish this was true =)))

  • realistgangsta

    wth

  • Anonymous

    i am a huge justin fan but i cant help but laugh at this video! i was like HOLYSHIT hahaha

  • Sarcasm was always intended

    LOLWTF

  • Mahima

    yes yes yes

  • ensuringthecrisis

    This is creepy lmao

  • NickJistheSexX
  • Jenika4eva

    Oct 3, 2010 @ 01:54 pm
    Tina850 said:

    guys im really scared!!!!!plz tell me if its true or not cause right now im soo scared!!!
    —————————————————
    Relax..there is no way that this is true…

  • Tina850

    guys im really scared!!!!!plz tell me if its true or not cause right now im soo scared!!!

  • Anonymous

    i first thought it was real hahaha xD

  • nikoo

    so what is up with his face kinda coming off?!

  • Anonymous
  • never change

    lol

  • Anonymous

    lol @ the “And…he asked me to pee all over him” part xD That was too much

  • Anonymous

    guys im really scared!!!!!plz tell me if its true or not cause right now im soo scared!!!
    ——————–
    i doubt its all real but justins isn’t exactly a truly down to earth, respectful dude is he? looking from the outside as someone who’s not celebtrity obsessed, this is the most unbiased opinion

  • Anonymous

    This is just creepy. This will give me nightmares, no lie. It’s messed up! Why the fuck would you do this? I’m 16 but do you realize how many 6-7 yr old fans he has?? How will they react after seeing this? It could traumatize them. This is soo messed up. SMH

  • Anonymous

    lol i dont know what to see at first I thought it was a sex offender posing as justin but guess its just a joke kind of funny but not how kids are getting hurt by people like this
    wish people wouldn’t joke around with things like that u know
    not saying its not funny but the sex offender thing is just wrong
    you know?

  • Anonymous

    This is just creepy. This will give me nightmares, no lie. It’s messed up! Why the fuck would you do this? I’m 16 but do you realize how many 6-7 yr old fans he has?? How will they react after seeing this? It could traumatize them. This is soo messed up. SMH

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  • Karen

    What the hell? I’m not even a Bieber fan and I think this is screwed up. Bieber should sue whoever made this shitty video. Really? Get over yourselves people. Grow up.

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  • Anonymous

    Lol thank god :’)
    what a relief!

  • DaynaE502

    lol

  • Anonymous

    ok..im totally a fan…but this was like a dumb funny video P: hahaha

    &&why would people believe its true..it says PARODY! in capital letters!

  • Anonymous

    the man actually looks like Voldemort. The Voldemort in the very first Harry Potter movie tho. not Ralph Fiennes

  • Anonymous

    what the hell is this?!? this can’t be true, but if it is i will shit my fucking pants. i love jb. <3

  • Anonymous

    thats really sketchy…

  • Anonymous

    wtf?
    seriously i hate justin beiber but its not that funny
    get over urself

  • MORICETSZ

    fml. my views on baby justin will never be the same bc of this.

    this is down right sick! :)

  • Anonymous

    Fricken’ genius.

  • Anonymous

    hahahahahaha(: This made my day…

  • MORICETSZ

    This is just creepy. This will give me nightmares, no lie. It’s messed up! Why the fuck would you do this? I’m 16 but do you realize how many 6-7 yr old fans he has?? How will they react after seeing this? It could traumatize them. This is soo messed up. SMH
    ———-

    i totally agree, i swear my stomach did a 360 on me!

  • TickleMeElmoxD

    OMFG LMFAOO

  • Anonymous

    okay im not a fan, but when they started about his mom it wasnt funny anymore. at all! thats just disrespectful

  • live2love2laugh

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  • Anonymous

    DUDE WHERE IS MY 6 CHEESEBURGERS!

  • Anonymous

    LMFAO!!!!! man that is hilarous!!! wow i am like laughing my ass off right now wow…

  • Anonymous

    …I guess none of you have ever heard of the Onion before.

  • realistgangsta

    wth

  • inhumancreation

    HAHAHHAHAHAHA LOVE IT

  • iSarcasticING

    THANK YOU JESUS!!! LMAO

  • Anonymous

    low life.

  • LetsJumpTheSun

    Lmfao at this, but I didn’t like the part where they said his mom was a hoe. Not funny at all. Dont get offended its just a parody.

  • BrokenBlackKeys

    Wow, for a second I actually thought this was real. Then I remembered the incident with the water balloons, and realized that the cops would NEVER arrest Bieber under any circumstances…

    But LMAO xD

  • Anonymous

    FAKEEEEEEE

  • Kaitlandx

    I’m a fan and I thought this was hilarious.
    Little girls need to loosen their pampers because it was a joke, all in good fun.

    Props to the Onion.

  • Anonymous

    omfg i thought this was real and i almost died. this is likee not funnny at all and its so stupid that someone would even think of thatt. the person who made this is prob a 51 year old pedoo.

  • Anonymous

    this isn’t true right??

  • Anonymous

    bahahahaha. this is hilarious!

  • _leena

    No it’s not true. Its the same youtube channel that once affirmed that Miley was a robot. It’s just for fun. Entertainement. 100% fake. Relax :)

  • _leena

    I feel like I`m talking to myself right now -_-

  • Anonymous

    thanks to this stupid video, people are startng to not like justin bieber!!!, i hate the one that made this video, something i hope is not true, is it true!!!!

  • Anonymous

    This is ganna give me nightmares :/
    Justin Bieber is a 16 year old kid.
    D: This vid is just freaky.

  • iMystified

    “Some now speculating Heidi Montag is actually a scarecrow pivoting in the wind.”

  • Anonymous

    This is too funny!!!!!! I used to be a fan but now I’m not so much, but OMG would I feel sick if this was true!!!!!
    http://www.formspring.me/LaurrrenR

  • _leena

    This video is as real and true as my icon :D

  • NickJistheSexX

    YESSS. woottt. OU finally posted thissss xDD
    ahahahahha. this is just HILARIOUSSSS . i had to send it to them xDDD

    buttt i havfta admittt. imm still a bit creeped out by this o.-

    http://www.formspring.me/NickJistheSexX